1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:04,561 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,663 --> 00:00:06,654 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,765 --> 00:00:08,756 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,273 --> 00:00:15,934 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,677 --> 00:00:22,044 Michael Bluth was visiting his father in prison... 6 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,843 anxious to get to the bottom of some mysterious bookkeeping. 7 00:00:24,950 --> 00:00:26,884 It just doesn't make any sense, Dad. 8 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:30,045 Where did this money come from? Why did it end up in the international accounts file? 9 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:33,454 George Sr. was also anxious, but less about the bookkeeping. 10 00:00:33,559 --> 00:00:36,585 This game is never gonna happen. Half of these guys are still in their cuffs. 11 00:00:36,695 --> 00:00:38,856 I hate to be a buzzkill, but I'm trying to get you out of here. 12 00:00:38,964 --> 00:00:42,627 Well, I'm trying to get us out of last place, Michael. We're playing Rahway next week. 13 00:00:42,734 --> 00:00:45,635 Word has it that they're getting Jose Canseco. 14 00:00:45,737 --> 00:00:48,535 I'm starting to wonder why I even bother coming. 15 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,369 - Bluth! Right field! - That is ridiculous. 16 00:00:50,476 --> 00:00:53,775 - You won't even talk to me! - I'm catcher, or I'm nothing! 17 00:00:55,214 --> 00:00:57,239 Michael returned to work... 18 00:00:57,349 --> 00:01:00,546 where his assistant, Kitty, greeted him with some startling news. 19 00:01:00,652 --> 00:01:02,449 Your wife's on line one. 20 00:01:02,554 --> 00:01:05,455 Michael's wife had been dead for two years. - My what? 21 00:01:05,557 --> 00:01:08,458 - Kitty realized her mistake. - I said, your wife is on line one. 22 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,721 But not immediately. 23 00:01:10,829 --> 00:01:12,763 Oh! Oh, God. 24 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:16,062 I'm sorry. George's wife. Your mother. 25 00:01:16,168 --> 00:01:19,069 I'm so used to being George's assistant. 26 00:01:19,171 --> 00:01:22,231 Kitty had been George Sr.'s fiercely loyal assistant for years. 27 00:01:27,179 --> 00:01:30,580 And Michael suspected that she had the information he needed. 28 00:01:30,682 --> 00:01:33,742 Hey, Kitty, listen, you wouldn't know... 29 00:01:33,852 --> 00:01:36,582 if we had any documentation on these international accounts, would you? 30 00:01:36,688 --> 00:01:39,953 That's actually not any of your business. 31 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:43,152 My business. That's not any of my business. 32 00:01:45,097 --> 00:01:47,429 Hey, Mom. 33 00:01:47,533 --> 00:01:50,434 Are you aware we've been downgraded to being just pool members at the club now? 34 00:01:50,536 --> 00:01:53,266 Yeah, it's a real shame what's going on with this family. 35 00:01:53,372 --> 00:01:56,830 You're stuck by the pool, and Dad's getting picked last for softball. 36 00:01:56,942 --> 00:02:00,434 Nonetheless, you can free up a little company money to get back our golf privileges. 37 00:02:00,546 --> 00:02:02,810 No, I can't. Mom, you don't even play golf. 38 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:06,316 No, but I use the clubhouse dining room... until I was turned away today. 39 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,818 It's embarrassing... Take it back! 40 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:13,085 If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear! 41 00:02:14,726 --> 00:02:17,126 You should see the looks I'm getting. 42 00:02:17,229 --> 00:02:20,630 If you can't free up the cash, have your father call the club president. 43 00:02:20,732 --> 00:02:24,133 I've got news for you, Mom... I'm not visiting Dad in jail anymore. 44 00:02:24,236 --> 00:02:26,295 No, I've had it. 45 00:02:26,405 --> 00:02:29,670 I'm down there every single day trying to do what I can to get this company back on track... 46 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:32,073 and he barely even acknowledges me. 47 00:02:32,177 --> 00:02:34,077 That is disgusting! 48 00:02:34,179 --> 00:02:38,138 Talk to your father. I will not stand for this! 49 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,511 Gob! 50 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:46,216 Can I, uh... get you to stop doing that? 51 00:02:46,325 --> 00:02:48,225 I'm just setting up an office. 52 00:02:48,327 --> 00:02:52,559 Gotta write a strongly worded letter to one Warden James Buck. 53 00:02:52,664 --> 00:02:55,565 In order to restore his career as an escape artist... 54 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:58,761 Gob had recently checked into prison as a publicity stunt. 55 00:02:58,870 --> 00:03:02,670 - You really think you can break out of my prison? - You won't even know I was here. 56 00:03:02,774 --> 00:03:04,742 But after a shiv to his side... 57 00:03:04,843 --> 00:03:07,073 Gob was rushed to a local hospital... 58 00:03:07,179 --> 00:03:11,115 - thus fulfilling, in Gob's mind, his contract with the public. -? Ta-dah? 59 00:03:11,216 --> 00:03:15,016 And yet the warden had refused to acknowledge the legitimacy of the escape. 60 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:19,079 So I am going after this guy with everything I've got... 61 00:03:19,191 --> 00:03:21,091 art. 62 00:03:21,193 --> 00:03:23,718 Now we are writing a letter. 63 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:26,263 Gob? 64 00:03:26,365 --> 00:03:30,233 I wish I would've known you were coming. I am a mess. 65 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,303 Don't know if a call from me would've changed that. 66 00:03:32,404 --> 00:03:34,736 Do you like my outfit? 67 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,434 Not as much as I like what's underneath it. 68 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:39,442 Gob! 69 00:03:39,544 --> 00:03:42,980 No, I need your chair. Get up. I've got a letter to write. 70 00:03:43,081 --> 00:03:44,981 Whoo! You're all business. 71 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:47,551 just like your dad. 72 00:03:47,653 --> 00:03:50,520 My God, she's repulsive. 73 00:03:50,622 --> 00:03:54,251 Michael realized that Kitty's obvious attraction to Gob... 74 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,259 could perhaps be of use to him. 75 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,226 How would you like a touch lamp? 76 00:03:58,330 --> 00:04:00,230 You're the one who needs therapy! 77 00:04:00,332 --> 00:04:03,597 Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias prepared for their first session with a therapist. 78 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,102 Yes, Tobias, I want the marriage to work. 79 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,604 I just don't know if therapy is the answer. 80 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:11,733 Because you didn't respect my old career, and you certainly don't respect my new one! 81 00:04:11,843 --> 00:04:13,743 You don't have a new one! 82 00:04:13,845 --> 00:04:17,440 Things had been tense since Tobias left his psychiatry practice... 83 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,779 to pursue an acting career. 84 00:04:21,753 --> 00:04:24,722 - I have needs, you know. - And how I am not addressing your needs? 85 00:04:24,823 --> 00:04:28,919 - How can you even ask that? What is this? - Oh! Go right to that! 86 00:04:29,027 --> 00:04:32,087 Good. Go right there. Real mature. Really great. 87 00:04:32,197 --> 00:04:36,930 Okay, kids, Mommy and Daddy are going out for ice cream. 88 00:04:37,035 --> 00:04:40,994 - Can we come? - Sorry. It's not for kids. 89 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:46,272 - Now we have to follow them. - Yeah. 90 00:04:46,378 --> 00:04:49,108 What? 91 00:04:49,214 --> 00:04:52,377 Okay, so, why are we doing this? 92 00:04:52,484 --> 00:04:55,351 'Cause it's obvious they're lying. Come on, drive! 93 00:04:55,454 --> 00:04:58,446 - Well, what if they see us? - How are they gonna see us? 94 00:04:58,557 --> 00:05:00,821 It says "Bluth Company" right on the side. 95 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:04,293 Plus, it's a stairway. That's gonna catch the eye. 96 00:05:04,396 --> 00:05:06,694 The airport stairway vehicle... 97 00:05:06,798 --> 00:05:09,961 was the last vestige of the Bluths'former wealth. 98 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:13,731 Also, that House of Pies that went out ofbusiness. 99 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:16,137 You are scared. I knew it. 100 00:05:16,241 --> 00:05:19,642 No, I'm not scared. It's just that... I have plans later. 101 00:05:19,745 --> 00:05:21,645 l-I'm visiting Pop-Pop. 102 00:05:21,747 --> 00:05:23,806 You visit Pop-Pop? 103 00:05:23,915 --> 00:05:26,975 In fact, he'd been terrified of the very notion of prison... 104 00:05:27,085 --> 00:05:30,111 since, as a young boy, he accidentally watched HBO's Oz... 105 00:05:30,222 --> 00:05:32,952 mistaking it for the classic Judy Garland musical. 106 00:05:33,058 --> 00:05:35,356 - I'm an innocent man! - Eat it, bitch! 107 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,985 - Lots of times. - What's it like? 108 00:05:38,096 --> 00:05:41,395 You know what you should do? You should go get your mom's date book. 109 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,401 Oh, yeah. She must have written down where they're going. 110 00:05:44,503 --> 00:05:47,700 - I still wanna hear about prison, okay? - If you can handle it. 111 00:05:49,841 --> 00:05:52,207 Michael arrived home in a good mood. 112 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,710 With Gob getting the information from Kitty... 113 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:57,646 he would no longer have to visit prison and deal with his father. 114 00:05:57,749 --> 00:06:00,274 Hey, buddy! Came home early. 115 00:06:00,385 --> 00:06:02,853 Wanna do somethin'? Anything. Anything at all. 116 00:06:02,954 --> 00:06:05,787 I wanna visit Pop-Pop in prison. 117 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:12,694 Back at the office, Gob was making progress with Michael's assistant. 118 00:06:12,798 --> 00:06:16,962 Here's where we keep all of our... heavyweight paper. 119 00:06:17,068 --> 00:06:19,798 Bet you can show me where a lot of things are. 120 00:06:19,905 --> 00:06:25,241 What kind of things are you... looking for? 121 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:28,073 What, uh... What are you hiding? 122 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,705 Nothing you can't find. 123 00:06:30,816 --> 00:06:34,308 Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait. Take off your glasses. 124 00:06:36,488 --> 00:06:38,388 Oh. 125 00:06:38,490 --> 00:06:41,789 Wait, wait. Let down your hair. 126 00:06:46,097 --> 00:06:50,158 No. Glasses on. Hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up. 127 00:06:50,268 --> 00:06:53,169 - Do you want me to turn all the lights off? - Yes, yes, please. 128 00:06:53,271 --> 00:06:55,239 How's that? Is that better? 129 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:57,900 There's still light coming in from under the door. 130 00:06:58,009 --> 00:07:00,239 And Lindsay and Tobias were, for the first time... 131 00:07:00,345 --> 00:07:01,744 addressing their marital problems. 132 00:07:01,847 --> 00:07:04,077 It's like we're face to face now... 133 00:07:04,182 --> 00:07:07,811 like we're really seeing this marriage and... 134 00:07:07,919 --> 00:07:10,217 I'm afraid it's a lie. 135 00:07:14,326 --> 00:07:18,763 Bravo. If I gave a performance that good, I'd have my own Alias type show. 136 00:07:18,864 --> 00:07:23,426 Stop it. I am so sick of hearing about acting, acting, acting! 137 00:07:23,535 --> 00:07:26,333 Okay, okay, look, maybe we need a new approach. 138 00:07:26,438 --> 00:07:30,272 Um... let's try some role playing. 139 00:07:30,375 --> 00:07:32,775 Yes! All right. 140 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,479 Michael headed back to the prison... 141 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,981 despite his earlier vow never to return. 142 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:42,110 You always say family first. I should see my grandpa, right? 143 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:45,781 I'm not stopping you. It's just, after this I'm not going back there. 144 00:07:45,891 --> 00:07:47,791 Why? Is it scary? 145 00:07:47,893 --> 00:07:49,793 Scary? No. No. 146 00:07:49,895 --> 00:07:53,126 It's the opposite of scary. It's like a carnival. 147 00:07:53,231 --> 00:07:57,861 Without the half-person on the skateboard that grabbed your knee to steady himself. 148 00:07:57,969 --> 00:08:02,167 It's like a country club. All the guy does is eat ice cream and play softball all day. 149 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:07,041 In fact, George Sr.'s softball game had taken most of the day. 150 00:08:07,145 --> 00:08:10,046 It was the 14th inning, and tensions were running a little high. 151 00:08:10,148 --> 00:08:15,176 I'll give you a thousand bucks, you call the next one a strike. My knees are killing me. 152 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,755 No batter! No batter here! 153 00:08:17,856 --> 00:08:21,485 - Strike three! - Strike three, my ass! 154 00:08:21,593 --> 00:08:23,720 Ohh! 155 00:08:23,828 --> 00:08:26,319 Down in the yard! 156 00:08:26,431 --> 00:08:28,922 No batter. No... No batter. 157 00:08:29,034 --> 00:08:31,002 No... Shh. 158 00:08:32,737 --> 00:08:35,638 Okay, there he is. Go on in there and surprise him. 159 00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:38,140 I'm gonna go get us a few ice cream sandwiches. 160 00:08:38,243 --> 00:08:40,234 Go on. Go on. 161 00:08:43,081 --> 00:08:45,072 Hey, Pop-Pop. 162 00:08:45,183 --> 00:08:48,846 - How's prison? - I'm gonna die in here. 163 00:08:48,954 --> 00:08:51,047 What? 164 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,056 They're gonna kill Grandpa. 165 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:56,059 I gotta... I gotta get outta here. I'm an innocent man. 166 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:59,619 You gotta help Pop-Pop get outta here. Give me your hair. 167 00:08:59,731 --> 00:09:01,596 - My hair? - Give Pop-Pop your hair! 168 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:05,602 - No touching! No touching! No touching! - Give me the hair! 169 00:09:05,704 --> 00:09:09,868 One of these got smooshed, but don't let that ruin prison for you. 170 00:09:09,975 --> 00:09:13,467 No batter. No batter. No batter. 171 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,381 Come on, baby! Throw the ball! 172 00:09:19,484 --> 00:09:22,385 I'm sure your grandfather was just kidding around. You know his sense of humor. 173 00:09:22,487 --> 00:09:24,387 I know, I know. Yeah. 174 00:09:24,489 --> 00:09:27,947 I don't... I don't totally get the hair joke, but I'm fine, Dad. 175 00:09:28,059 --> 00:09:30,050 Are you sure? 176 00:09:30,161 --> 00:09:34,393 I am gonna head back in, though. I'm gonna see if Pop-Pop's got any more zingers. 177 00:09:34,499 --> 00:09:37,400 Just stay out here and relax, pal. 178 00:09:37,502 --> 00:09:40,471 Watch the softball game. I'll be right back. 179 00:09:45,677 --> 00:09:47,975 Hey, stop! Stop! 180 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,148 Dad? 181 00:09:55,253 --> 00:09:57,153 just don't like prison anymore. 182 00:09:57,255 --> 00:10:00,156 That's why I'm trying to get you out of here. 183 00:10:00,258 --> 00:10:03,352 Maybe I've been in denial, but this place is breaking me, Mikey... 184 00:10:03,461 --> 00:10:05,656 and I'm alone here, but for you. 185 00:10:05,764 --> 00:10:08,164 Come on. You got me, you got Mom. 186 00:10:08,266 --> 00:10:10,757 Your mother's never shown her face. 187 00:10:10,869 --> 00:10:12,769 Whoa. She's never been here? 188 00:10:12,871 --> 00:10:15,840 You should've heard the grief she gave me when I said I'd never show up again. 189 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:18,170 You said... You said what? 190 00:10:18,276 --> 00:10:21,768 Dad, you don't need me. You're playing softball all the time. 191 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,178 I do need you, Michael! 192 00:10:24,282 --> 00:10:26,182 - No more softball. - This is nuts. 193 00:10:26,284 --> 00:10:29,185 You're her husband. The least she could do is come out and visit you. 194 00:10:29,287 --> 00:10:32,950 God, you know your mom. This isn't her crowd. She's very easily threatened. 195 00:10:33,058 --> 00:10:34,958 You remember the carjacker? 196 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,964 - Aaah! - Well, she's certainly toughened up since then. 197 00:10:42,067 --> 00:10:43,967 She's eating lunch by the pool now. 198 00:10:44,069 --> 00:10:46,902 There's a big difference between the country club pool and the conjugal trailer. 199 00:10:47,005 --> 00:10:49,235 That's not what I meant when I said "visit." 200 00:10:49,341 --> 00:10:51,741 It's too bad. I really miss that personal contact. 201 00:10:51,843 --> 00:10:54,744 It was the one thing that calmed me when I got stressed. 202 00:10:54,846 --> 00:10:58,213 It just felt... humanizing. 203 00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:00,216 Michael, for the first time... 204 00:11:00,318 --> 00:11:03,287 saw his father as a vulnerable human being. 205 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:07,151 Daddy horny, Michael. 206 00:11:09,427 --> 00:11:11,657 I just haven't had sex in a month. 207 00:11:12,997 --> 00:11:15,022 You've been here two months. 208 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,533 It's hard to gauge time. 209 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,432 Yeah, I'll bet. 210 00:11:19,537 --> 00:11:21,937 Hey, Mom. I went to visit Dad today. 211 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,941 Quick question. How long does it take you to get out there? 212 00:11:25,043 --> 00:11:26,601 Oh, I've never been. 213 00:11:26,711 --> 00:11:29,009 Then why does he tell me that you've never been? 214 00:11:29,114 --> 00:11:31,173 Ooh. Sorry, Michael. 215 00:11:31,282 --> 00:11:34,410 Pool food. My system's not used to curly fries. 216 00:11:35,954 --> 00:11:37,854 How can you ignore that man? 217 00:11:37,956 --> 00:11:40,447 He's having a hard time in there. He's lonely. 218 00:11:40,558 --> 00:11:42,458 That's what his children are for. 219 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:45,529 Yeah, well, you know... 220 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:47,791 there are certain things that... 221 00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:50,197 he can't get from his children. 222 00:11:50,301 --> 00:11:53,395 If you're going to say "pride," you're wrong. He is proud of his children. 223 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,700 Wasn't gonna say pride, Mom. 224 00:11:55,807 --> 00:11:59,709 Uh, listen, l-l-I think that, um... 225 00:11:59,811 --> 00:12:02,371 I think that you should... 226 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,880 Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna say this. 227 00:12:04,983 --> 00:12:06,883 I think that you should... 228 00:12:06,985 --> 00:12:08,885 visit him... 229 00:12:08,987 --> 00:12:12,047 in an... intimate... 230 00:12:12,157 --> 00:12:15,558 marital... trailer. 231 00:12:17,929 --> 00:12:19,920 Are you mad? 232 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:23,797 You think I'm comfortable asking you to do this? He needs you, Mom. 233 00:12:23,902 --> 00:12:25,870 Did he say that? 234 00:12:27,138 --> 00:12:29,038 Did he say that he misses me? 235 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:31,074 Does he need his wife's embrace? 236 00:12:31,176 --> 00:12:33,076 Daddy horny, Michael. 237 00:12:33,178 --> 00:12:35,442 He said some wonderful things. 238 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:38,641 You really want this for him, don't you? 239 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,183 I do. 240 00:12:40,285 --> 00:12:43,083 "Golf membership" want it? 241 00:12:44,956 --> 00:12:47,424 Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias were getting to the heart... 242 00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:50,085 of each other's vulnerabilities with a role-reversal exercise. 243 00:12:50,195 --> 00:12:51,992 - Because I'm a woman! - Good. 244 00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:53,996 - With a woman's needs. - Louder. 245 00:12:54,098 --> 00:12:56,760 And a woman's urges! And these, Tobias. 246 00:12:56,868 --> 00:13:00,269 When was the last time you looked at these? 247 00:13:00,371 --> 00:13:02,271 Yeah, okay. How long is this session? 248 00:13:02,373 --> 00:13:05,274 See, she's breaking in and out of character and making it difficult... 249 00:13:05,376 --> 00:13:07,276 'Cause I don't wanna be in a character. 250 00:13:07,378 --> 00:13:11,109 Okay, let me stop you guys. All right? Please. Let me get in here. 251 00:13:11,216 --> 00:13:13,548 Thank you. God. 252 00:13:15,653 --> 00:13:19,953 - You've never been a real wife to me, Lindsay. - That's not true! 253 00:13:20,058 --> 00:13:23,824 A man is looking back at you. A man with dreams and aspirations! 254 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,386 Meanwhile, Maeby found an address in her mother's appointment book... 255 00:13:27,499 --> 00:13:31,128 and was getting closer to learning what her parents were up to. 256 00:13:31,236 --> 00:13:36,868 Right! If I'm no Schwimmer, you're noJennifer Aniston! 257 00:13:36,975 --> 00:13:40,502 Maybe I'm not even Lisa Kudrow. 258 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,978 l-I have dreams, Lindsay. 259 00:13:43,081 --> 00:13:45,549 Dreams, Lindsay. 260 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,752 Well, then, Tobias... 261 00:13:53,057 --> 00:13:54,991 follow those dreams. 262 00:13:55,093 --> 00:13:56,993 Make those dreams happen. 263 00:13:57,095 --> 00:13:59,825 Yes. I will. 264 00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:01,489 And scene! 265 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,429 - Wow! - Okay. 266 00:14:06,538 --> 00:14:09,837 - I'm sorry I stepped on your line. - No, not at all. 267 00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:13,342 - Did that answer some questions for you? - Yeah, I think it did. 268 00:14:13,444 --> 00:14:15,844 Now there are two men I wanna leave. 269 00:14:17,782 --> 00:14:21,183 Michael arrived home, happy to have a brother to share his burden with. 270 00:14:21,286 --> 00:14:24,449 - Great news. - Oh, good. I could use it. 271 00:14:24,556 --> 00:14:27,218 I just came from convincing Mom to have sex with Dad. 272 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:30,852 God! What is wrong with you? That is disgusting! 273 00:14:30,962 --> 00:14:33,089 - What's wrong with you? - Oh, I'm sorry. 274 00:14:33,197 --> 00:14:36,826 But just the thought of Mom and Dad together... 275 00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:39,096 I have a sense of propriety. All right? 276 00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:41,103 Fine. What's your great news? 277 00:14:41,205 --> 00:14:42,763 I Kitty. 278 00:14:42,874 --> 00:14:46,105 Oh, Gob, I just wanted you to get the information. 279 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:49,077 Oh, I got the information. 280 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,240 You did, huh? About the international accounts? 281 00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:56,986 I see what you're getting at. No, I didn't get any information. 282 00:14:57,088 --> 00:15:00,216 That's great. Good, good, good, Gob. You just lost the touch lamp. 283 00:15:00,325 --> 00:15:02,225 - What? No! - The deal's off. 284 00:15:02,327 --> 00:15:05,728 I'm gonna use the touch lamp to set the mood in the conjugal trailer when Dad's nailing Mom! 285 00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:07,627 No! Don't... Michael! 286 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,563 You are filthy! 287 00:15:10,739 --> 00:15:12,570 The two cousins reunited... 288 00:15:12,674 --> 00:15:15,939 each a little shaken by what they had pretended to be fearless about. 289 00:15:16,044 --> 00:15:18,308 - You think they'll get divorced? - I don't care. 290 00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:21,814 I'm not saying "I don't care" like kids who say they don't when they do... 'cause I don't. 291 00:15:21,916 --> 00:15:23,884 Right. I know. Who cares, right? 292 00:15:25,587 --> 00:15:27,919 - I mean, I care. - How could you not? 293 00:15:28,023 --> 00:15:30,082 You know, our family's really messed up. 294 00:15:30,191 --> 00:15:32,318 I know. We're the only normal ones. 295 00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:35,260 At least we got each other. Right? 296 00:15:43,872 --> 00:15:45,863 George Michael? 297 00:15:45,974 --> 00:15:47,874 Sorry. 298 00:15:47,976 --> 00:15:51,878 Sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be a long or short hug or a middle-medium hug. 299 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:53,880 It's hard to tell sometimes. 300 00:15:53,982 --> 00:15:56,246 That was a good hug. That's plenty for now. 301 00:15:56,351 --> 00:15:58,251 Hug's gotta end sometime, obviously. 302 00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:01,550 Soon, Michael was driving Lucille to prison... 303 00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:04,352 and she seemed to be looking forward to it. 304 00:16:04,459 --> 00:16:06,427 Where are we going after? 305 00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:12,699 - Hey, Dad. - Michael! 306 00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:15,065 What are you doing here? 307 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:18,697 You needed my help, and it was hard for you to ask, so I took it upon myself to bring her. 308 00:16:18,807 --> 00:16:22,243 - That doesn't make you uncomfortable? - The drive was a little awkward. 309 00:16:22,343 --> 00:16:25,904 Not every son would do this for his father. 310 00:16:26,014 --> 00:16:27,982 Thank you for this. 311 00:16:32,787 --> 00:16:34,687 Hello, George. 312 00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:36,882 What the hell's your mother doing in here? 313 00:16:36,991 --> 00:16:39,824 - Who were you expecting? - Oh, I've done a bad thing. 314 00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:41,589 I've done a terrible thing. 315 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,597 - There's someone else in that trailer, isn't there? - I've done a repulsive thing. 316 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,064 Wait... Whoa. It's Kitty? 317 00:16:47,502 --> 00:16:49,129 - Shh! - How long? 318 00:16:49,237 --> 00:16:51,671 - When did this start? - Oh, come on! This is the first time. 319 00:16:55,343 --> 00:16:57,834 Every Friday for the last eight years. 320 00:16:57,946 --> 00:16:59,743 - Daddy... - Horny. I got that. 321 00:16:59,848 --> 00:17:02,749 Hey, wait a minute. This is easy. This is an easy one. 322 00:17:02,851 --> 00:17:05,445 I'll go in there with Kitty, I'll do my thing... 323 00:17:05,553 --> 00:17:09,250 and th-th-then I'll go and see your moth... This is a hard one. 324 00:17:09,357 --> 00:17:11,325 - She's your secretary. - You're right. 325 00:17:11,426 --> 00:17:13,451 Family first. 326 00:17:13,561 --> 00:17:15,791 Take care of Kitty. Michael. 327 00:17:15,897 --> 00:17:17,865 I need you now. 328 00:17:17,966 --> 00:17:21,333 "International accounts" need me? 329 00:17:21,436 --> 00:17:23,336 And so an agreement was made. 330 00:17:23,438 --> 00:17:25,133 George Sr. would reveal the truth... 331 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,607 and Michael would make sure Kitty didn't come out of the trailer. 332 00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:30,940 Yeah? 333 00:17:31,045 --> 00:17:33,138 I need you to come to the prison. 334 00:17:33,248 --> 00:17:35,682 - I'm at the prison. - You're here? 335 00:17:35,784 --> 00:17:39,515 I'm delivering this strongly worded letter I wrote... 336 00:17:39,621 --> 00:17:41,782 lit by nothing but natural light. 337 00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:44,984 Well, how would you like that touch lamp and the office... 338 00:17:45,093 --> 00:17:49,621 and... what the hell... full use of the secretary? 339 00:17:51,399 --> 00:17:55,495 Thank you for doing this. It means a... It means a lot. 340 00:17:55,603 --> 00:17:58,834 I, uh... Okay, I'll get down on the couch. 341 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:02,307 I'm not going to have sex with you, George. 342 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:05,709 I came to tell you how much I hate you for what you've done to this family. 343 00:18:05,814 --> 00:18:08,146 - You're angry. - You've ruined us. 344 00:18:08,249 --> 00:18:12,151 I've ruined us? You got a lot of nerve, honey. 345 00:18:12,253 --> 00:18:15,711 The millions you pissed away on clothing and jewelry and spa treatments... 346 00:18:15,824 --> 00:18:19,419 Yes, to keep you interested in the only thing you ever appreciated... my body. 347 00:18:19,527 --> 00:18:21,654 Can I help it if you've got a fantastic body? 348 00:18:21,763 --> 00:18:25,597 And you're as powerful as a bear. 349 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,827 My husband the bear. 350 00:18:29,938 --> 00:18:32,270 This bear needs some honey, wife. 351 00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:35,501 Oh, God, I missed you! 352 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:38,841 Gob, meanwhile, stalled to keep Kitty in the other trailer. 353 00:18:38,947 --> 00:18:40,346 Glasses off. 354 00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:41,745 Glasses on. 355 00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:43,681 Hair up. 356 00:18:43,785 --> 00:18:45,685 Glasses off. 357 00:18:45,787 --> 00:18:48,779 Down, on. Have we done up, off? 358 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:51,085 - Oh, Gob, this is so wrong. - And bright. 359 00:18:51,192 --> 00:18:54,093 Wrong a-and bright. 360 00:18:54,195 --> 00:18:56,186 This... 361 00:18:56,297 --> 00:18:58,697 That's be... brighter! 362 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,700 God! Damn. 363 00:19:00,802 --> 00:19:03,032 I'm just gonna wash up real quick. 364 00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:06,231 Uh, I think I'm gonna go with... with down and off. 365 00:19:06,341 --> 00:19:08,309 Gob had to do the right thing. 366 00:19:12,513 --> 00:19:15,539 But as he headed to his car, he ran into the warden... 367 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,743 who hadjust read his strongly worded letter. 368 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:21,310 Well, if it isn't "Sincerely Yours." 369 00:19:23,024 --> 00:19:26,152 And so Gob was detained against the window of the trailer... 370 00:19:26,261 --> 00:19:28,126 his parents were becoming intimate in. 371 00:19:28,229 --> 00:19:31,062 Oh, God, Mommy! What did you do? 372 00:19:35,904 --> 00:19:38,964 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, where were you? 373 00:19:39,073 --> 00:19:41,598 I had to help out your grandfather... 374 00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:44,610 and then I had to vow that I would never help your grandfather again. 375 00:19:44,712 --> 00:19:46,612 Pretty much a normal day for me. 376 00:19:46,714 --> 00:19:48,648 How are you doing? 377 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:51,241 I'm fine, I guess. It's just... 378 00:19:51,352 --> 00:19:56,255 You think of prison as this place full of guilty people and it doesn't bother you that much. 379 00:19:56,357 --> 00:19:59,258 But if Pop-Pop could be there, then anybody could be there. 380 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,352 And I don't wanna go to prison, Dad. I don't think I could take it. 381 00:20:02,463 --> 00:20:04,363 I know I act tough, but l... 382 00:20:04,465 --> 00:20:06,126 Is this what you're worried about? 383 00:20:07,936 --> 00:20:09,836 'Cause I got news... 384 00:20:09,938 --> 00:20:12,168 he's, uh... he's guilty. 385 00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:14,468 He is? 386 00:20:14,575 --> 00:20:16,042 Oh, yeah. 387 00:20:17,145 --> 00:20:19,170 Incredibly guilty. 388 00:20:25,987 --> 00:20:28,285 On the next Arrested Development. 389 00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:31,119 Tobias talks Lindsay into another session. 390 00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:33,887 I've decided that... 391 00:20:33,995 --> 00:20:37,795 I want to become an actor too. 392 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:42,759 And George Sr. makes good... 393 00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:45,998 on his promise to come clean on the international accounts. 394 00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:50,407 There's a good chance that l... that I may... 395 00:20:50,511 --> 00:20:52,638 have committed some, um... 396 00:20:52,747 --> 00:20:57,309 light... treason.