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Michael Bluth
arrived home to find the rental car...
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his sister, Lindsay,
had promised to return.
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Lindsay, you have to cut back on everything.
I'm even selling the corporatejet.
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Great. So now we don't have
a car or a jet?
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Why don't we just take an ad out
in I'm Poor magazine?
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I'm trying to get development started.
All right?
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- I've got six bulldozers
waiting to get underway.
- Bulldozing?
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- What about the trees?
- We're just gonna cover them up with blankets.
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- I'm ripping them out.
- Anything for a buck, right?
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You are so materialistic.
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- Don't suddenly turn this
into one of your causes.
- It's not sudden, Michael.
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I've always been deeply passionate about
nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?
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I'll never forget your wedding.
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I care deeply for nature.
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- You're wearing ostrich skin boots.
- I don't care about ostriches.
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You're looking at
a desperate man, Michael.
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- Do you need money?
- What I need is freedom.
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Marta is being
interviewed today on TV...
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about her show,
El Amor Prohibido.
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It's bad enough that I gotta go to
the awards show tomorrow night.
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Today I gotta stand next to her
like I'm Rita Wilson.
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Gob's girlfriend Marta
had been nominated for a daytime Desi...
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the award given for excellence
in Spanish daytime television.
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You found a woman
who believes in you.
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You should make a commitment to her,
'cause life is short.
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I would give anything
to be able to have that again.
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You know? A family?
Nothing else matters.
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- Michael!
- That's Mom. Hide.
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You brought up money earlier.
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I actually would like
to borrow some.
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- No.
- Michael?
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- He's in here, Mom!
- Come on.
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No way. That's mine.
Give it to me!
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Gob, wait! I need those tickets!
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He promised me tickets
to his girlfriend's awards show.
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You're going to that thing?
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Well, my dear friend
Lucille Austero...
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is part owner
of a television station...
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and I want to show up
and hold my head high.
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I may not have her money anymore,
but at least I have a live husband.
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Ah, she's lucky to have you
as a friend.
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- Buster.
- Hey, brother.
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Uh, Mom said you could
tie this for me.
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Make it long so Buster
doesn't seem so... round.
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- Come here, pal.
- Thank you.
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- Do you guys got a big date?
- Well, we're not dating.
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Nonetheless...
Come here...
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shouldn't Buster
be spending his evenings...
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with women that aren't so much...
his mother?
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He's a beautiful boy.
They don't appreciate him.
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It's his glasses.
They make him look like a lizard.
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- Plus, he's self-conscious.
- Gee, I wonder why.
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When's the last time
you went on a date?
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I just haven't met anybody
who's not self-absorbed and impossible
to have a conversation with.
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If that's a veiled criticism
about me...
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I won't hear it
and I won't respond to it.
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Hmm.
Maybe I'm wrong.
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Later that day Michael
finalized the sale of the corporatejet...
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and was also able to solve
the family's transportation problem.
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Hmm?
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I am not riding in that thing.
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Well, we sold the jet, and they didn't
want this. What am I gonna do?
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Besides, Lindsay, it's not
like you're materialistic.
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Well, then, it's all yours.
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Watch out for bridges
and hop-ons.
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You're gonna get some hop-ons.
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And Michael was finally prepared...
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to begin the next phase
of the family business.
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We go to Trisha Thoon for more.
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An activist known as Johnny Bark
has taken residence in this beloved tree...
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and refuses to come down.
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What is he protesting?
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The expansion of high-cost,
low-quality mini-mansions...
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like this one here.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Michael met with his sister
about the activist in the tree.
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Michael met with his sister
about the activist in the tree.
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You want me to get him out?
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Oh, come on, It's one tree.
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After we get that lot cleared,
we're gonna have enough money...
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for you to neuter thousands of animals.
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You can make dogs and cats a complete
thing of the past. No more dogs and cats.
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And we will have enough money...
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for me to replace the stair car
with a normal car.
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I'll do it for the cats.
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Meanwhile,
Marta's interview was underway...
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and Gob was getting uncomfortable
playing the supportive role.
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I just told him that
we are this family now...
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and that career's one thing,
but family is forever.
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I, too, have an announcement to make.
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To prove that no prison can hold me...
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I will incarcerate myself in the penitentiary
that holds my own father...
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only to escape 24 hours later.
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No shackles can hold these hands.
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Say that to them in Spanish.
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The next day, Michael
got a call to meet Gob at the prison.
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You're going into prison? I thought
there was something wrong with Dad.
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What? No, Dad's fine. Just saw him in there
throwing the ball around with a couple guys.
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Which, of course,
he never did with me.
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- How did you get them to agree to this?
- Oh, the warden's a fan.
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You really think
you can break out of my prison?
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You won't even know I was here.
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The warden was intrigued...
less about the stunt...
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and more about the prison beatings
this brash magician was sure to receive.
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Well, any press is good press, huh?
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Right.
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So Gob went about swallowing
the key to prepare for his escape.
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Then I pass the key, bust out of prison
and into magic history.
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Of course, that is gonna conflict
with my going to the Desis with Marta.
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Well, life's a compromise.
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I probably would have taken her
to the nice event, but prison'll be fun too.
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- Thank you. I knew you'd come through.
- How'd I come through?
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- Thank you. I knew you'd come through.
- How'd I come through?
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Gob, how'd I come through?
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You might wanna find something
a little stronger, Warden.
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What is your problem?
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Meanwhile, Lindsay set about
fulfilling her promise to Michael.
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Get out of our tree.
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At this moment, Maeby
found another opportunity to rebel.
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- We have to save this tree.
- We have to!
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And George Sr.
was about to be surprised by his son.
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Keep your arm up.
That's how you get accuracy.
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Thought you said throwing the ball
against the garage door by yourself...
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was how you got accuracy.
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- Gob, what are you doing here?
- Life, Dad.
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I killed a guy.
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Nah, it's just a publicity stunt.
I'm gonna bust out tomorrow.
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- Impressive, no?
- You idiot. You're gonna get yourself killed.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
there weren't any magic fans here.
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Hey, White Power Bill, he's all right.
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White Power Bill can't hear you...
with such dirty ears.
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Hey, White Power Bill has dirty ears.
Hey, guys!
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Dirty Ears Bill!
Dirty Ears Bill!
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And Michael was
about to get a surprise visit ofhis own.
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Michael?
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Yes? Hi. I'm Michael.
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I'm Marta.
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You're Marta?
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Thank you so much
for taking me to the awards.
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Gob said he really appreciated
you coming through for him.
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Oh. Sure. Yeah.
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This is how I came through, huh?
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Listen, Marta...
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I hope you don't mind driving.
I took a cab here.
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- I just couldn't find my keys.
- Well, my brother may have eaten them.
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Look...
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Um... I haven't hired
a limo or anything.
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- I don't mind.
- I think you might.
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Look, I'm an activist too. I appreciate
what you're doing for the environment.
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But we're not the only ones
who destroy trees.
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What about beavers?
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You call yourself an environmentalist?
Go club some beavers.
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You don't really
get nature, do ya?
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It will be torn down,
with or without you.
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Where are the stairs?
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Meanwhile, the Desis were underway.
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Guillermo Ortiz
como El Ratón...
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Pablo Dominguez
como Pepito...
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Felicio Colón
como Miguelito...
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And Lucille was mingling with the elite
of the Latino Television Academy.
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Can I get a vodka tonic, please?
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I'd like a vodka tonic.
Vodka tonic, please?
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A sea of waiters,
and no one will take a drink order.
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Buster was also mingling...
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but, at Lucille's insistence,
wasn't wearing his glasses.
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? Cómo estoy?
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Exciting night.
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And Lucille Bluth crossed paths
with Lucille Austero.
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Lucille?
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Lucille!
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- Well, aren't you something?
- Oh!
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Showing up here
without your husband.
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Shame be damned.
Caution to the wind.
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That's so sweet, darling.
I'm here to support you.
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You're the one who's all alone
and likely to stay that way.
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My husband's
just a phone call away.
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That's one call per day,
isn't it?
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Gee, I should think
he'd wanna save that for his lawyer.
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At least he's in prison,
not an urn.
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You are so deliciously witty.
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Aren't we having fun?
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The other Lucille
also suffers from severe vertigo.
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Lucille Austero, meanwhile...
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perhaps because she'd never seen him
without his glasses...
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first took notice of Buster.
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Buster, however, failed to notice her...
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and she sent him a proposition.
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Excuse me, sir.
This is for you.
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Huh?
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Finally, Marta's category was announced.
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?: Yel Desi va a...
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Sandra Elena Higuera!
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Marta? Hey.
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I'm sorry.
You really deserved to win in there.
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Did you win?
l-I don't speak Spanish.
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It's not about the award.
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It's crazy, but I thought
it would make Gob proud.
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I'm sure, in his own way,
that he's...
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I just think he doesn't understand family.
You know, commitment.
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But those are the only things
that matter in life.
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At that moment
Michael realized that this was...
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the most beautiful woman
he'd ever seen.
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For the first time since he lost his wife,
he wanted someone.
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At the same moment,
Gob was ready to retrieve the key...
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to execute his escape.
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Is there a private bathroom nearby?
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- You're looking at it.
- No, I can't use that.
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No, no, I need privacy.
Yeah, I've always been that way.
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No, no, I need privacy.
Yeah, I've always been that way.
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I can't go without privacy.
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I c... I can't pass this key
without privacy!
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Well, I could ask the guys
to leave, but, uh...
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they've been
locking the doors lately.
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l...
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I've made a huge mistake.
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Michael was having
a wonderful time with Marta and
didn't want the evening to end...
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while Lindsay was bonding
with the man in the tree.
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You have no idea
what it's like to save a living thing.
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Well, for your information, I do.
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My husband, Tobias, and I used to
do this kind of thing all the time.
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I guess that's why
I was so attracted to him.
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He was a serious
and committed advocate for change.
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Where is he now?
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At a weekend stage fighting workshop
with Carl Weathers.
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But he used to believe in things.
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We both used to.
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Sorry, Lindsay.
I didn't realize you were up there.
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Oh, I'm up here, Mike,
and I'm not coming down!
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I'm gonna save this tree,
no matter what it takes.
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Okay. I'll see you when you
realize what that bucket's for.
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I can see why your mom likes it.
It is a really nice tree...
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We've gotta get it torn down.
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That must die... stupid tree.
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- Buster's out of control.
- Another panic attack?
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Me? No. She's just wigged out
because I have a girlfriend.
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A waiter hands him a note;
suddenly he's Steve McQueen.
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He doesn't even know
what she looks like.
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I know she's a brownish area
with points.
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And I know I love her.
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I'm calling Dr. Miller.
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Okay, I don't know
I love her...
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but I cannot tell you how liberating it is
to be with someone who's not Mom...
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who's nothing like her.
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Yeah, and you're just... you're just
jumping right into this, huh?
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Oh, yes. Yes.
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That's what you do when life hands you
a chance to be with someone special.
247
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You just grab that...
that brownish area by its points...
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and you don't let go,
no matter what your mom says.
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Mmm!
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Good talk.
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- Hello.
- Michael. Change of escape plan.
252
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I unplugged
the ice cream sandwich machine...
253
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and the guards are all eating them
before they get too melty...
254
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so I've got like a half an hour.
255
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Meet me at the south prison wall
and bring the stairs.
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Michael knew he had
an obligation to his brother.
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Michael!
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Hey, Gob!
259
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Where the hell are the stairs?
260
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Oh! I thought you were kidding!
261
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Hey, speaking ofkidding,
how serious are you about Marta?
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I get the sense that there's not much of
a future there. Am I reading that right?
263
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Let me ask you something. How would
you feel if I came down on you hard?
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You're saying
I'm not reading this right.
265
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No, I'm saying
I need to jump on you to break my fall.
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- Don't be an idiot. Don't jump on me.
- I have to! Stop moving!
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- Come on! Stop moving!
- Don't jump on me!
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The guards soon became concerned...
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about the paperwork that would be
required of them if Gob actually didjump.
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- Don't be such a moron!
- You're making this very, very difficult.
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Ohh! God!
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This is personal...
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Gob. Gob!
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Good talk.
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I'm a complete failure.
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Where'd you get
that kind of talk?
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From you.
You always say that about me.
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Well, maybe you're not
entirely to blame.
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I haven't always been
the best kind of father either.
280
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You've done a pretty good job
of being a father to everybody in here.
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What have they got that I don't?
282
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You've never even...
thrown a ball around with me.
283
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Great.
Now you're an athlete.
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Lindsay left the tree
to sleep in her own bed...
285
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and Johnny Bark left the tree
to awaken her.
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- So, Lindsay, I was thinking...
- Johnny Bark?
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- I wanna be with you, Lindsay.
- What?
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- And I know you wanna be with me too.
- No, I don't.
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But all the things you said about
commitment and believing in things...
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that's the way I feel!
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johnny, I'm sorry. l...
I didn't mean to lead you on.
292
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I think you're gross.
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- Uh-oh.
- My tree.
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That's why you never
get out of the tree.
295
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And Gob was about to
get a reason to stay in prison.
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You all right?
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Not great.
298
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Maybe this'll help.
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And for the first time...
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Gob had the game of catch with his father
he'd been waiting for his whole life.
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Okay, ready?
Put your mitt up.
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There you go.
303
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White power!
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I'm... white.
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00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:17,083
And Michael decided
to share his feelings with Marta.
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- Michael.
- Marta.
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I'm not really quite sure
how to say this, but, um...
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- I had a great time last night.
- I did too.
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And, um...
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we're so in synch
on so many things...
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and, uh, l-l...
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You guys don't have a machine, huh?
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- Sorry.
- Okay.
314
00:17:37,609 --> 00:17:39,338
Hello.
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Oh, my God.
316
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Gob has been
stabbed in the back.
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- Am I still in prison?
- You're in the hospital.
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? Ta-dah?
319
00:17:58,397 --> 00:18:00,763
Meanwhile, Buster
was waiting in the hallway.
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Buster?
321
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:07,027
Oh, Miss Austero.
Wh-What are you doing here?
322
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- A touch of the dizzies.
- Oh. Oh.
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00:18:10,075 --> 00:18:14,205
So, listen, Buster, have you given
any, uh, thought to my offer?
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I'm sorry. What?
325
00:18:17,649 --> 00:18:20,379
Well, my phone
hasn't made a peep.
326
00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:27,089
Ha... Has your hair...
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00:18:27,192 --> 00:18:29,717
always been that pointy,
Miss Austero?
328
00:18:29,828 --> 00:18:31,557
- It's Lucille.
- Right. Right.
329
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That's my mom's name.
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Yes!
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Oh, God!
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00:18:37,669 --> 00:18:39,967
Buster? Buster! Bu...
333
00:18:40,072 --> 00:18:42,131
He... Oh!
334
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,573
I'm all right. I'm all right.
335
00:18:46,945 --> 00:18:49,607
He's fine.
I'll be in the hospital bar.
336
00:18:49,715 --> 00:18:53,014
Uh, you know, there isn't
a hospital bar, Mother.
337
00:18:53,118 --> 00:18:56,087
Well, this is why
people hate hospitals.
338
00:19:07,432 --> 00:19:10,833
You were right, Michael.
Life is too short.
339
00:19:10,936 --> 00:19:12,904
Mine almost ended today.
340
00:19:14,406 --> 00:19:17,534
So I think I'm gonna
work things out with Marta.
341
00:19:17,642 --> 00:19:19,542
- You are, huh?
- Yeah.
342
00:19:19,644 --> 00:19:22,204
Boy, that's, uh...
343
00:19:22,314 --> 00:19:24,282
that's great.
344
00:19:27,652 --> 00:19:30,951
- Hmm. You know what's funny?
- Mmm.
345
00:19:31,056 --> 00:19:34,958
I was gonna walk out of that prison
last night and break up with her.
346
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:38,120
Good thing you didn't
bring the stairs, huh?
347
00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:41,961
Mmm. Very funny. Yeah.
It's hysterical.
348
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:43,728
I'm lucky.
349
00:19:46,772 --> 00:19:49,969
- Can I come in now?
- Yeah, sure. He's fine.
350
00:19:50,075 --> 00:19:54,808
Listen, I really appreciate
you helping me out last night.
351
00:19:54,913 --> 00:19:57,814
Well, you know, you gotta put family first.
352
00:19:57,916 --> 00:20:00,817
That's the stupid thing that I believe.
353
00:20:00,919 --> 00:20:04,013
You two keep talking out there,
I'm gonna start getting jealous.
354
00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:10,026
I was really worried about you.
355
00:20:10,128 --> 00:20:12,028
You've got nothing to worry about.
356
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:15,031
We're gonna be together
for a long time.
357
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:17,567
We're family now.
358
00:20:17,669 --> 00:20:19,762
I am so happy.
359
00:20:19,871 --> 00:20:21,839
I'm gonna call the kids.
360
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:33,944
I've made a huge mistake.
361
00:20:42,394 --> 00:20:44,225
On the next Arrested Development...
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Gob learns how he survived
his stabbing.
363
00:20:46,531 --> 00:20:49,762
Looks like the shiv would have done
some real damage if it hadn't been for this.
364
00:20:49,868 --> 00:20:52,359
It was in your lower intestine.
365
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:54,370
So close.
366
00:20:54,472 --> 00:20:56,372
And Buster makes a bold move.
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00:21:00,478 --> 00:21:02,878
- Buster.
- Let's go for it.