1 00:00:11,323 --> 00:00:14,285 [Ron] Now, the story of a wealthy family who lost everything 2 00:00:14,368 --> 00:00:16,370 and the one son who had no choice 3 00:00:16,454 --> 00:00:18,122 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:18,706 --> 00:00:19,749 [theme music playing] 5 00:00:24,128 --> 00:00:25,880 [Ron] It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:28,132 --> 00:00:31,177 -[autoharp playing "Edge of Seventeen"] -[cooing] 7 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:33,971 ♪ Just like the white-winged dove ♪ 8 00:00:34,055 --> 00:00:36,348 ♪ Sings a song Sounds like she's singin' ♪ 9 00:00:36,891 --> 00:00:39,977 ♪ Ooh, baby, ooh, say ooh  ♪ 10 00:00:40,061 --> 00:00:43,355 Oh! [gasps] Look who thinks they can wear white. 11 00:00:44,648 --> 00:00:45,983 You don't like this on me? 12 00:00:46,067 --> 00:00:48,986 Well, frankly, it's hard to think about it 13 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:52,031 over the sound of... Was there a cat in here? 14 00:00:52,406 --> 00:00:55,117 [Lindsay] That was my singing. That's my talent. 15 00:00:55,201 --> 00:00:57,912 Oh. [chuckles] You'll be fine. 16 00:00:58,204 --> 00:01:01,332 Most people close their eyes when they plug their ears. 17 00:01:01,415 --> 00:01:02,374 [Lucille sips] 18 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:04,627 -It's not true. -[Gob] It is, Michael. 19 00:01:04,919 --> 00:01:07,546 -It's very impossible not to. -[suspenseful music plays] 20 00:01:09,548 --> 00:01:11,592 Well, I can. This should be my talent. 21 00:01:12,093 --> 00:01:14,678 The competition's in 40 seconds. You still have nothing? 22 00:01:15,179 --> 00:01:17,431 I mean, I can see that you're talking, but I just... 23 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:18,891 I'm not a lip-reader. 24 00:01:19,934 --> 00:01:21,519 [sighs] It'll be fine, honey. 25 00:01:21,602 --> 00:01:23,938 Maybe it'll be better if you don't win this one. 26 00:01:24,188 --> 00:01:25,898 And you wouldn't be losing much, 27 00:01:25,981 --> 00:01:28,025 just a cruise with your grandmother. 28 00:01:33,697 --> 00:01:36,408 Okay, I heard that. With Lindsay out of the competition 29 00:01:36,492 --> 00:01:37,660 and Buster gone missing, 30 00:01:38,035 --> 00:01:39,745 you're my only real competition, Michael. 31 00:01:39,954 --> 00:01:43,332 -What do you mean, "gone missing"? -I-- I told you. 32 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:47,962 My plan. I took Buster off his leash, and I brought him down to the beach. 33 00:01:48,045 --> 00:01:49,255 Don't worry, I told him how to swim. 34 00:01:49,547 --> 00:01:51,423 Hmm, my only thing is, I have to figure out how 35 00:01:51,507 --> 00:01:53,759 to neutralize you, Michael. [seethes] 36 00:01:54,343 --> 00:01:57,179 -[dramatic instrumental music playing] -Oh, my... Oh, my God! 37 00:02:01,475 --> 00:02:02,309 That was a freebie. 38 00:02:02,393 --> 00:02:04,019 [Stevie Nicks' "Edge of Seventeen" playing] 39 00:02:04,395 --> 00:02:08,023 ♪ Just like the white-winged dove Sings a song ♪ 40 00:02:08,107 --> 00:02:09,859 ♪ Sounds like she's singin' ♪ 41 00:02:09,942 --> 00:02:12,027 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 42 00:02:12,111 --> 00:02:13,487 ♪ Ooh ♪ 43 00:02:14,655 --> 00:02:16,949 [cooing] 44 00:02:17,032 --> 00:02:18,742 ["Balls in the Air" playing] 45 00:02:18,826 --> 00:02:21,203 ♪ How much can you do? ♪ 46 00:02:22,955 --> 00:02:25,958 ♪ You lift and push and struggle ♪ 47 00:02:27,042 --> 00:02:30,045 -♪ When the foot's on the other shoe ♪ -[rings clanging] 48 00:02:31,088 --> 00:02:33,924 ♪ Just grab ahold and juggle ♪ 49 00:02:34,008 --> 00:02:36,802 ♪ All those balls in the air ♪ 50 00:02:37,761 --> 00:02:40,514 -Ha! -♪ How hard can it be? ♪ 51 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:43,392 ♪ So hard you're getting dizzy Flip those balls ♪ 52 00:02:43,475 --> 00:02:45,060 ♪ In the air ♪ 53 00:02:45,394 --> 00:02:46,979 ♪ Keep those balls in the... ♪ 54 00:02:47,062 --> 00:02:48,647 [music player clicks] 55 00:02:50,149 --> 00:02:52,318 But where did the confetti come from? 56 00:02:52,902 --> 00:02:56,739 From Michael's hat. Honestly, these are so easy. 57 00:02:56,822 --> 00:02:59,575 -That's it. I'm done. Ow. -[dove coos] 58 00:02:59,867 --> 00:03:00,784 [squawks] 59 00:03:05,164 --> 00:03:06,916 [panting] Abra... 60 00:03:08,542 --> 00:03:09,627 cadaver. 61 00:03:10,544 --> 00:03:11,378 [chuckles] 62 00:03:11,712 --> 00:03:14,006 What do you think? Can we chisel off the hat of this thing 63 00:03:14,089 --> 00:03:15,758 without taking off the whole guy's head? 64 00:03:15,841 --> 00:03:18,219 -[sighs] -Oh. Well, the competition's not over. 65 00:03:18,302 --> 00:03:20,846 -We haven't even seen Lindsay. -[shoes clacking] 66 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:24,558 [Lindsay] And you never will. I want to save you the trouble 67 00:03:24,642 --> 00:03:27,853 of having to close your eyes while plugging your ears. 68 00:03:28,103 --> 00:03:29,438 So how's this for my talent? 69 00:03:29,521 --> 00:03:31,565 [rhythmic clacking] 70 00:03:33,817 --> 00:03:35,819 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 71 00:03:37,988 --> 00:03:38,948 Honestly, I don't know 72 00:03:39,031 --> 00:03:41,075 how Tap-Dancing Ghost doesn't take the whole thing. 73 00:03:41,158 --> 00:03:43,035 Should we just throw a handkerchief over this? 74 00:03:43,118 --> 00:03:45,663 Michael will do something impressive. Don't worry. 75 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:52,253 Buster went in the water. He tried to swim. He almost drowned. 76 00:03:52,336 --> 00:03:53,420 Oh, my God! Do something! 77 00:03:53,504 --> 00:03:55,381 -Save him! -[Mimi muttering, clapping] 78 00:03:55,464 --> 00:03:57,633 No, no, no, this isn't... this isn't Michael's talent. 79 00:03:57,716 --> 00:03:59,134 This doesn't... This doesn't count! 80 00:03:59,218 --> 00:04:00,886 Who took off his gentleman collar? 81 00:04:04,139 --> 00:04:06,016 Oh, spirit of this dead bird, 82 00:04:06,433 --> 00:04:08,560 fly into my dead brother! 83 00:04:09,228 --> 00:04:10,479 [Michael exhales] 84 00:04:10,562 --> 00:04:12,982 -[coughing] -[Lucille gasps] Oh! 85 00:04:13,232 --> 00:04:14,608 -Oh! -[gasping] 86 00:04:14,692 --> 00:04:17,111 [chuckles] I'm not too bad at this thing. 87 00:04:17,194 --> 00:04:19,863 [George Sr.] Well, we all know who the hero is today. 88 00:04:20,239 --> 00:04:22,408 We have our new Mr. and Mrs. Bluth. 89 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:26,287 [Lucille] Michael and Buster. [exhales] You're okay, honey. 90 00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:29,623 Mommy's here. And as much juice as you want tonight. 91 00:04:30,457 --> 00:04:32,918 Tonight, you get juice. [exhales] 92 00:04:33,002 --> 00:04:35,170 [gulls crying] 93 00:04:36,130 --> 00:04:38,674 [upbeat piano music playing] 94 00:04:38,757 --> 00:04:39,717 [door opens] 95 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,177 [Ron] It was the day of Buster's trial. 96 00:04:42,261 --> 00:04:43,971 And while the Bluth family was 97 00:04:44,054 --> 00:04:45,806 -feeling tense... -You okay? 98 00:04:45,889 --> 00:04:47,308 -Uh-uh. -...they were hoping the same 99 00:04:47,391 --> 00:04:50,519 -was not true for their attorney. -[Buster] Where is Dusty? 100 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:53,480 Oh, he wants to make an entrance. 101 00:04:53,564 --> 00:04:57,067 I-- I think he's gonna come in... nice and relaxed. 102 00:04:57,151 --> 00:04:59,903 And thank you again for being a team player on that one. 103 00:05:00,654 --> 00:05:02,614 Believe me, the guilt will fade. 104 00:05:03,198 --> 00:05:05,284 I mean, I've cheated on you a thousand times. 105 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:07,995 I mean, almost makes up for the permanent damage 106 00:05:08,078 --> 00:05:09,538 you did to my endocrine system. 107 00:05:10,247 --> 00:05:12,791 -[Dusty] Oh, God! God! -[Lucille] Uh-oh. 108 00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:15,210 -Easy. -Oh, man. 109 00:05:15,794 --> 00:05:17,463 What a [bleep] day! 110 00:05:17,546 --> 00:05:19,548 Sorry. Just... I heard my... 111 00:05:20,299 --> 00:05:21,800 my dad's in the hospital. Just-- 112 00:05:21,884 --> 00:05:24,762 -[Lucille] No, don't worry about that. -I didn't need this today. 113 00:05:24,845 --> 00:05:25,763 Don't worry about that. 114 00:05:25,846 --> 00:05:27,890 You need to focus on your opening statement. 115 00:05:27,973 --> 00:05:29,350 I go first? You said I was second. 116 00:05:29,433 --> 00:05:30,684 I'm not ready! 117 00:05:30,768 --> 00:05:32,311 -You are second. -[exhales] 118 00:05:32,394 --> 00:05:36,398 All rise for the Honorable Judge Spencer Stanley presiding. 119 00:05:36,482 --> 00:05:37,524 [upbeat music playing] 120 00:05:39,526 --> 00:05:42,279 -[Stanley] Please be seated. -I cannot wait 121 00:05:42,363 --> 00:05:44,365 to see her reaction when she sees him. 122 00:05:51,121 --> 00:05:52,581 You cut your hair. 123 00:05:53,374 --> 00:05:54,833 Eh. Yeah. 124 00:05:55,334 --> 00:05:57,628 [whispering] Does she look rattled to you? 125 00:05:58,962 --> 00:06:00,506 [Ron] And soon, Michael arrived, 126 00:06:00,589 --> 00:06:03,133 just in time for the opening argument. 127 00:06:03,217 --> 00:06:07,471 [Lottie] ...the defense will probably have you review a video, the one here, 128 00:06:09,098 --> 00:06:11,517 where they'll claim that he had merely approached 129 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,352 and discovered a body on the stairs, 130 00:06:13,435 --> 00:06:16,438 and then claim it miraculously disappeared. 131 00:06:16,897 --> 00:06:17,815 It did. 132 00:06:17,898 --> 00:06:20,150 And so, it would seem that it did. 133 00:06:20,859 --> 00:06:25,072 Unless a closer look was made of the time code. 134 00:06:25,906 --> 00:06:28,659 -[Buster mutters on video] -[Lottie] We'll learn that the gap 135 00:06:28,742 --> 00:06:32,746 was the result of Buster trying to destroy the evidence. 136 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:36,667 And we'll also review footage of the same stair car 137 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:38,085 on a bluff over the ocean 138 00:06:38,168 --> 00:06:41,213 and a man who appears to be Mr. Bluth 139 00:06:41,797 --> 00:06:46,552 tossing what appears to be Ms. Austero into the surf. 140 00:06:46,635 --> 00:06:48,595 -[Buster mutters on video] -[splash on video] 141 00:06:48,679 --> 00:06:50,514 Let's remember why we're all here. 142 00:06:50,806 --> 00:06:52,558 To honor the life 143 00:06:52,641 --> 00:06:54,268 of the most charitable, 144 00:06:54,351 --> 00:06:58,063 vibrant, balanced, beautiful woman named Lucille 145 00:06:58,147 --> 00:06:59,773 this town has ever known. 146 00:06:59,857 --> 00:07:01,775 -[snorts] Burn. -[gavel bangs] 147 00:07:01,859 --> 00:07:04,153 It's just that my mother's name is Lucille as well, 148 00:07:04,236 --> 00:07:07,322 -so the-- the burn was on her. - [Stanley] I'll allow the burn. 149 00:07:07,406 --> 00:07:09,992 Mr. Radler, you may begin your opening argument 150 00:07:10,075 --> 00:07:11,827 -for the defense. -I-- I know. 151 00:07:12,828 --> 00:07:14,538 -[clears throat] -[Buster gasps] 152 00:07:14,621 --> 00:07:16,999 -[Dusty] Oh! -[Ron] Things were off to a bad start. 153 00:07:17,082 --> 00:07:18,917 -But on the plus side... -[Lottie] If you find that funny, 154 00:07:19,001 --> 00:07:21,420 wait till you hear the defense's opening argument. 155 00:07:21,503 --> 00:07:23,547 -[laughter] -...Dusty got the laugh he'd hoped for 156 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:25,757 -at the start of his defense. -[Dusty groans] 157 00:07:26,341 --> 00:07:29,178 Uh, I-- I didn't know about the videotape. 158 00:07:29,261 --> 00:07:30,512 [chuckling] So, I mean, what... 159 00:07:30,596 --> 00:07:34,308 If you'll... [coughs] ...please... [voice cracks] I... [croaks] I'm... 160 00:07:34,391 --> 00:07:37,019 Hmm. Yeah. [stammers] 161 00:07:37,352 --> 00:07:39,938 You can just see he-- he's throwing the body 162 00:07:40,022 --> 00:07:42,149 right off the cliff, so everyone's like, "Uh..." 163 00:07:42,232 --> 00:07:45,486 [chuckling] "I mean, what else could it be?" 164 00:07:46,612 --> 00:07:49,281 I didn't even know you could use videotape. Um... 165 00:07:49,364 --> 00:07:51,158 [Ron] But to the Bluths' surprise, 166 00:07:51,241 --> 00:07:53,994 the DA didn't immediately call for a mistrial. 167 00:07:54,369 --> 00:07:55,913 [Dusty] I'm feeling like people are judging me, 168 00:07:55,996 --> 00:07:59,041 and it's just not making me feel that great. 169 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,085 I-- I feel like I got, like, totally 170 00:08:02,169 --> 00:08:03,837 -the hard part of this case. -[Lottie hushes] 171 00:08:04,129 --> 00:08:07,174 -[quietly] What the hell is going on? -[Ron] Although she did show 172 00:08:07,257 --> 00:08:09,468 uncommon empathy to the opposing counsel. 173 00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:11,512 [softly] You can do it. You're ready. 174 00:08:13,055 --> 00:08:14,515 Everything go okay last night? 175 00:08:15,224 --> 00:08:17,309 I think I made a terrible mistake. 176 00:08:17,518 --> 00:08:19,019 [Ron] In fact, she had, 177 00:08:19,102 --> 00:08:21,063 as, the night before, while believing 178 00:08:21,146 --> 00:08:24,066 she was paying a carnal visit to Dusty... 179 00:08:24,149 --> 00:08:25,859 [Lucille] Oh, it's so dark in here. 180 00:08:25,943 --> 00:08:28,111 [filtered breathing] 181 00:08:28,195 --> 00:08:30,614 [Lucille] Hello? [gasps] 182 00:08:31,114 --> 00:08:33,992 -I can hear you breathing. -[steady beeping] 183 00:08:34,159 --> 00:08:37,079 [Lucille chuckling] Oh, so you did know I was coming. 184 00:08:37,996 --> 00:08:40,999 Good for you, getting a head start. 185 00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:44,211 -And speaking of that... -[bed squeaks] 186 00:08:44,294 --> 00:08:47,172 [Ron] But, had the lights been on, Lucille would have discovered 187 00:08:47,256 --> 00:08:49,925 that the tubes and other accoutrements weren't there 188 00:08:50,008 --> 00:08:51,885 -for Dusty's erotic entertainment... -[flatlining] 189 00:08:52,469 --> 00:08:54,388 -...but were instead the implements -[gasps] 190 00:08:54,471 --> 00:08:57,182 that kept Dusty's centenarian father alive. 191 00:08:57,266 --> 00:09:00,352 -So, Lottie is his ex? -[sighs] 192 00:09:00,435 --> 00:09:03,188 -Stepmom. -[Dusty] I really appreciate this, Lottie. 193 00:09:03,272 --> 00:09:06,441 Please. I've known you since you were 30! 194 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:08,694 And you can call me "Mom." 195 00:09:09,861 --> 00:09:10,737 Mom. 196 00:09:11,196 --> 00:09:13,282 If-- If the judge will allow it, 197 00:09:13,490 --> 00:09:15,826 permission to hug the defense counsel. 198 00:09:19,997 --> 00:09:21,957 Hell yeah. Let's get the hug on. 199 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,917 -[Dusty] Yeah! Yeah! -[Lottie laughing] 200 00:09:24,001 --> 00:09:25,627 [gallery] Aw. 201 00:09:25,711 --> 00:09:28,046 -[Lottie] Oh! My baby! [laughs] -[applause] 202 00:09:28,130 --> 00:09:31,508 [Ron] It would've been a great ending for a feel-good movie, 203 00:09:31,592 --> 00:09:34,469 but it was a horrible beginning for a gruesome murder trial. 204 00:09:34,553 --> 00:09:36,638 What a [bleep] baby! [chuckles] 205 00:09:36,722 --> 00:09:38,515 -Shut up, murderer! -[indistinct chatter] 206 00:09:38,599 --> 00:09:40,267 [quietly] Well, he is. Clearly is. 207 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:41,977 [Ron] And during a break in both the trial 208 00:09:42,311 --> 00:09:46,648 and the hug of the opposing attorneys, Lucille caught up with Dusty. 209 00:09:47,065 --> 00:09:48,900 I was a little nervous. 210 00:09:49,109 --> 00:09:52,863 For my first murder trial, though, my first anything trial, not bad, right? 211 00:09:53,322 --> 00:09:54,823 That was humiliating. 212 00:09:54,906 --> 00:09:57,242 I thought Lottie was your ex-wife. 213 00:09:57,618 --> 00:10:00,537 Nah. I mean, she's a little old for me, don't you think? 214 00:10:00,621 --> 00:10:02,456 She's, like... [exhales] ...your age. 215 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:07,044 Look, I'm sorry. Maybe I wasn't clear about our relationship. 216 00:10:07,836 --> 00:10:10,130 Uh, are you super mad at me? 217 00:10:10,213 --> 00:10:12,716 Oh, for God's sakes, stop talking like a child. 218 00:10:12,799 --> 00:10:14,092 I mean, how old are you? 219 00:10:14,384 --> 00:10:16,678 -Fifty-six and a half. -Jesus! 220 00:10:16,762 --> 00:10:18,096 Pull yourself together. 221 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:19,306 Absolutely. 222 00:10:19,389 --> 00:10:21,183 Not gonna let that ruin my recess. 223 00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:26,813 There you are. Okay. Now, Mom, what in the hell was that? 224 00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:28,482 I thought this was Dustin Radler, 225 00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:30,317 the fierce trial attorney, 226 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,569 the only one who's ever beaten Lottie. 227 00:10:32,653 --> 00:10:35,572 Well, as it turns out, the Dustin Radler I've been with... 228 00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:36,657 is his son. 229 00:10:37,115 --> 00:10:39,326 Oh, my God, he's a motherboy. 230 00:10:39,534 --> 00:10:41,536 There were-- There were no hints before today? 231 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:44,289 [Lucille] Just that I only ever seem to create or attract them. 232 00:10:45,624 --> 00:10:47,751 You got us into this mess. What are you gonna do? 233 00:10:48,168 --> 00:10:50,545 All right. I made an awful choice, 234 00:10:50,629 --> 00:10:53,965 but did I give you a hard time when you gave all our life rights 235 00:10:54,049 --> 00:10:56,677 to Imagine Films to make some TV show? 236 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,013 -That was somewhat amiss of you. -[Michael] Yes, you did. 237 00:11:00,097 --> 00:11:03,892 As it turns out, nothing came of that project, which I predicted. 238 00:11:03,975 --> 00:11:05,852 Just like I predicted your bet 239 00:11:05,936 --> 00:11:09,356 on the DA calling a mistrial wasn't exactly beating the odds. 240 00:11:09,439 --> 00:11:11,358 -She offered him gum. -[Lucille] Okay, I hired 241 00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:14,945 a completely incompetent lawyer and put my son's life in the hands 242 00:11:15,028 --> 00:11:17,864 of a moron, and I know what you want me to say, Michael. 243 00:11:17,948 --> 00:11:20,659 Okay, I'll say it... My bad! 244 00:11:21,243 --> 00:11:22,244 [Lucille sighs] 245 00:11:22,994 --> 00:11:27,082 Wow. I don't think that I have heard you apologize since, um, 246 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,960 uh, since people used to use that phrase to apologize. 247 00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:32,003 Okay, well, I think we may have to beg the judge 248 00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:33,672 -to declare a mistrial. -[Lucille] No. 249 00:11:33,755 --> 00:11:36,675 We have to do this now while they still don't have a body. 250 00:11:37,342 --> 00:11:40,387 It's our best chance for acquittal. We'll work with what we have. 251 00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:43,557 Maybe her maternal instincts will kick in, 252 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,059 and we'll benefit from her being his stepmother. 253 00:11:46,143 --> 00:11:49,062 Yeah, I don't know about that. He's not a child, after all. 254 00:11:51,273 --> 00:11:53,316 It occurs to me that he may not come back from recess 255 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,901 unless he hears a bell. I'll get him. 256 00:12:00,866 --> 00:12:02,617 [Ron] As the trial was continuing, 257 00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:05,412 Dusty was desperate for any kind of witness. 258 00:12:05,495 --> 00:12:07,664 -[Tobias] ...Guys and Dolls... -[Ron] Even one that came 259 00:12:07,748 --> 00:12:09,624 -with a headshot. -I was more than interested 260 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:11,877 to try out to be one of the character witnesses 261 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,545 in Buster's trial. 262 00:12:14,254 --> 00:12:17,174 -Thank you for offering. -[Buster] That's very nice. 263 00:12:17,257 --> 00:12:19,926 Oh, please. I know the Buster character better than anyone. 264 00:12:20,218 --> 00:12:22,721 I could play Buster with one arm tied behind my back. 265 00:12:22,804 --> 00:12:26,475 In fact, I've played Buster with two arms tied behind my back. 266 00:12:26,558 --> 00:12:28,059 I was handcuffed. 267 00:12:28,894 --> 00:12:31,146 Well, this is... [grunts] They're buying it! 268 00:12:31,229 --> 00:12:34,524 -[chuckling] Now, that's a witness. -Um, we don't need you to play Buster 269 00:12:34,608 --> 00:12:37,402 on the stand, more just talk about him as a person. 270 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,238 Oh. Well, 271 00:12:40,447 --> 00:12:43,158 you don't think I'd be more appealing as the accused? 272 00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:46,161 I mean, the Buster I played could never kill. 273 00:12:46,328 --> 00:12:47,162 [Dusty] Yeah, it's-- 274 00:12:47,245 --> 00:12:49,623 it's really not an acting job, man. I can't... 275 00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:51,875 [Tobias] Yes, yes, just... don't push. I get it. 276 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:55,170 Just tell the story the way you told it to me earlier today. 277 00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:57,798 Beginning with what you were doing the night of the murder. [gasps] 278 00:12:58,048 --> 00:12:59,674 [grunts] Alleged murder. Alleged. 279 00:12:59,966 --> 00:13:00,884 [Tobias] Yes, yes. 280 00:13:02,511 --> 00:13:05,555 [takes deep breath] It was Cinco... de Cuatro! 281 00:13:05,639 --> 00:13:08,141 [Dusty] No, no, no, I'm-- I'm gonna stop you there. 282 00:13:08,225 --> 00:13:09,601 -I still feel you're acting. -Really? 283 00:13:09,935 --> 00:13:10,977 -A little. I do. -Huh. 284 00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:13,939 [Tobias] So, just no script at all? Just vérité? Okay. 285 00:13:14,022 --> 00:13:15,857 Well, uh, here it is with nothing. 286 00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:19,319 I needed somebody to play a part in my... 287 00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:24,157 Fantastic-- for legal purposes, I can't say the rest of it-- musical, 288 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,576 and Buster happily filled in. 289 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:29,538 [Ron] Well, "happily" might have been an overstatement. 290 00:13:29,621 --> 00:13:31,248 I've got a show to do in ten minutes, 291 00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:33,875 and I haven't got a Thing to wear... this Thing suit. 292 00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,752 I gotta find Lucille 2. I gotta give her pictures. 293 00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,170 I don't know the songs. 294 00:13:37,254 --> 00:13:39,172 You're a monster. You don't have to be any good. 295 00:13:39,256 --> 00:13:41,424 -What? -[Tobias speaking indistinctly] 296 00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:45,220 So, you're saying Buster was performing as the rock monster 297 00:13:45,303 --> 00:13:48,390 when the murder allegedly took place? Is that true, Buster? 298 00:13:48,473 --> 00:13:51,560 That's what I told you. He asked me to that night. 299 00:13:51,643 --> 00:13:53,311 And you'll confirm that on the stand? 300 00:13:54,187 --> 00:13:55,063 I will. 301 00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:59,025 [in English accent] And perhaps I'll do it in an English accent! 302 00:13:59,693 --> 00:14:02,529 [in normal voice] Nay, nay, I shan't. I shall stick to the script. 303 00:14:02,737 --> 00:14:06,074 Not script. Nope. Vérité. I have taken the note... vérité. 304 00:14:06,157 --> 00:14:07,200 -Yes, yes. -Great. 305 00:14:07,284 --> 00:14:09,077 Now, I do wish I could do this gratis, 306 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,705 but I'm having a bit of a shelter crisis of late. 307 00:14:11,788 --> 00:14:13,540 -I hate to play hardball-- -[Dusty] I don't think 308 00:14:13,623 --> 00:14:15,333 that they pay witnesses. 309 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:17,836 Hmm... 310 00:14:18,336 --> 00:14:19,296 Uh, unrelated... 311 00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:21,882 What happens to this room when you leave? 312 00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:23,884 Yeah, I think they lock it up at night. 313 00:14:24,342 --> 00:14:26,511 Damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it. 314 00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:31,766 Damn it! 315 00:14:32,809 --> 00:14:33,768 I just... 316 00:14:34,936 --> 00:14:37,022 [sniffles, voice breaking] ...need somewhere to s-- 317 00:14:37,772 --> 00:14:41,484 [sniffles] All right, well, gentlemen, thank you so much for your time. 318 00:14:42,819 --> 00:14:44,321 And I will be seeing you. 319 00:14:45,071 --> 00:14:46,406 [Ron] But back at the model home, 320 00:14:46,489 --> 00:14:49,910 an unemployed Michael was doing his own courtroom preparation, 321 00:14:49,993 --> 00:14:51,036 when he had a visit... 322 00:14:51,119 --> 00:14:53,663 -Hey, Dad. -...from the son who had unemployed him. 323 00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:54,873 Hello, son. 324 00:14:55,373 --> 00:14:57,500 -Figured you'd be up here. -Yeah. 325 00:14:57,584 --> 00:15:00,670 Well, that's... father-son psychic connection. 326 00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:03,465 The drop stairs were down, and you were yelling, "Where is it?" 327 00:15:03,548 --> 00:15:04,507 Oh, that helps, too. 328 00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:06,885 -Sure. -[Michael] Trying to find old law books. 329 00:15:07,093 --> 00:15:10,180 Lottie Dottie Da did say that Dusty would give the guilty guys 330 00:15:10,263 --> 00:15:11,556 a run for their money. 331 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,934 I think she was being sarcastic, but I am free now, 332 00:15:14,017 --> 00:15:16,978 so I'm gonna try to help out in court, which is why I'm trying to find... 333 00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:19,606 [George Michael] A copy of A Few Good Men? 334 00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:21,107 Look at that. How'd that get there? 335 00:15:21,191 --> 00:15:24,402 [chuckles] Actually, I thought I'd find my maritime law diploma. 336 00:15:24,486 --> 00:15:27,697 You know, as proof that I passed what they call the "wet bar." [chuckles] 337 00:15:28,073 --> 00:15:29,950 You know, you may not have to get involved. 338 00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:32,619 I mean, is this something maritime law even applies to here? 339 00:15:32,953 --> 00:15:35,163 It should. He dumped her in the ocean. 340 00:15:35,455 --> 00:15:37,540 -True. -[both] Allegedly. 341 00:15:37,624 --> 00:15:39,542 -Obviously allegedly. -[George Michael] I'm worried this is 342 00:15:39,626 --> 00:15:41,252 part of that thing that you always do. 343 00:15:41,336 --> 00:15:44,047 You try to fix things, and you end up putting yourself in the middle of them. 344 00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:47,634 -You have to be the hero. -Oh, well. I do not get in the middle. 345 00:15:47,926 --> 00:15:50,971 You dated my girlfriend. You moved into my dorm room. 346 00:15:51,054 --> 00:15:53,014 You make it sound like I'm always in your business. 347 00:15:53,098 --> 00:15:54,599 -You bought my business. -[Michael] Well... 348 00:15:54,683 --> 00:15:56,142 Which has been a huge headache. 349 00:15:56,226 --> 00:15:59,187 Now I have to deliver this border wall to the Chinese. 350 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:00,230 These are great points. 351 00:16:00,855 --> 00:16:04,609 But what you don't know is there's a reason I had to announce that. 352 00:16:05,026 --> 00:16:06,403 I know about the foot. 353 00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:08,697 It's why I had to fire you, because by trying 354 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,573 to fix things, you just end up putting yourself 355 00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:12,367 in the middle of a much bigger risk. 356 00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:14,703 'Cause if you think the Chinese are mad now, 357 00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:16,830 wait until they find out that Fakeblock is not even... 358 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:20,917 perfect yet. 359 00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:22,711 So I hear. 360 00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:30,176 [block tapping] 361 00:16:32,721 --> 00:16:35,974 I cannot even get past the logo, so you're close. 362 00:16:36,558 --> 00:16:38,601 But I get it. You need time and money, 363 00:16:38,685 --> 00:16:40,979 and I know I was against this originally, 364 00:16:41,062 --> 00:16:44,024 but... maybe you can still sell it to Rebel. 365 00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:45,650 No, I would never do that. 366 00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:47,027 Thank God. [laughs] 367 00:16:47,694 --> 00:16:50,488 Because she's just using you for the software. [laughs] 368 00:16:50,697 --> 00:16:53,074 But I'm not getting in the middle. I'm just agreeing with you. 369 00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:54,868 Don't even need to know your reasons. 370 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,620 [clicks tongue] But why? Just out of curiosity. 371 00:16:57,704 --> 00:16:59,622 Why can't you sell Fakeblock to Rebel? 372 00:16:59,706 --> 00:17:02,417 And just-- just consider it a-- a question from an outsider. 373 00:17:03,251 --> 00:17:05,045 [George Michael] Because she dumped me. 374 00:17:05,837 --> 00:17:07,505 You're not just trying to please me by saying this? 375 00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:09,966 [George Michael] And I wish I could give her the software 376 00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:11,009 to get her back, but... 377 00:17:14,179 --> 00:17:15,305 it's-- it's fake. 378 00:17:16,306 --> 00:17:18,099 I knew it. I knew it. 379 00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:19,976 She's not over me? 380 00:17:20,518 --> 00:17:23,188 No, Fakeblock. [sighs] It's fake. 381 00:17:25,523 --> 00:17:28,026 There is no privacy software. I made the whole thing up. 382 00:17:29,027 --> 00:17:31,154 Made it up? You told me a lie because you... 383 00:17:31,654 --> 00:17:34,657 I lied to you because you seemed so proud of me, and then... 384 00:17:35,075 --> 00:17:37,285 my lying just got me in deeper and deeper, 385 00:17:37,368 --> 00:17:38,745 and then you bought the company, 386 00:17:38,828 --> 00:17:40,872 and I had to fire you so you wouldn't get in trouble, 387 00:17:40,955 --> 00:17:43,875 and now the whole family is in trouble, and I have no idea how to solve it. 388 00:17:44,209 --> 00:17:45,752 [sighs] I'm sorry, Dad. 389 00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:46,836 Are you mad? 390 00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:48,922 Uh, no. 391 00:17:50,131 --> 00:17:52,842 Uh-uh. I'm not... I'm not mad. I, uh... I get it. 392 00:17:52,926 --> 00:17:54,052 You had your reasons. 393 00:17:54,636 --> 00:17:59,849 Um, I-- I do wish that I had not removed all of my privacy software 394 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,936 and replaced it with Fakeblock, but on the other hand, 395 00:18:03,019 --> 00:18:05,313 it does explain why Pemender from Kuala Lumpur 396 00:18:05,396 --> 00:18:06,773 keeps signing into my LinkedIn. 397 00:18:07,649 --> 00:18:08,942 [chuckles] 398 00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:10,235 [both chuckle] 399 00:18:10,819 --> 00:18:12,487 The Chinese are gonna kill us. 400 00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:14,906 -I'll get us out of it. -Please don't. 401 00:18:15,824 --> 00:18:18,201 [Ron] And back at the trial, without Tobias, 402 00:18:18,284 --> 00:18:20,995 Dusty was without a witness for the night of the murder. 403 00:18:21,079 --> 00:18:22,539 But Lottie had found one. 404 00:18:22,622 --> 00:18:24,833 I call to the witness stand Gene Parmesan. 405 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,167 [man] Gene Parmesan. 406 00:18:27,085 --> 00:18:28,169 Gene Parmesan? 407 00:18:29,295 --> 00:18:30,713 Doesn't seem like he's here. 408 00:18:30,797 --> 00:18:32,674 That's impossible. He's a private detective. 409 00:18:32,757 --> 00:18:33,591 He'd never be late. 410 00:18:34,676 --> 00:18:36,719 Well, has anyone checked under the... 411 00:18:38,346 --> 00:18:39,514 new bailiff? 412 00:18:40,098 --> 00:18:42,767 -Gene Parmesan. -[shrieks] Gene! 413 00:18:42,851 --> 00:18:44,144 [Gene] And I swear to tell the truth, 414 00:18:44,227 --> 00:18:47,188 -so help me God. -That never gets old! 415 00:18:47,647 --> 00:18:49,983 I'll tell you something else that never gets old. Whoops. 416 00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:51,484 -I'm under oath. -[laughter] 417 00:18:53,903 --> 00:18:55,989 -On the night of Cinco de Cuatro... -[Gene] Yeah. 418 00:18:56,072 --> 00:18:58,449 ...you were undercover, working selling donkey punch. 419 00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,118 -Isn't that correct? -[Gene] Definitely undercover. 420 00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:02,203 I don't need two jobs. [chuckles] 421 00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:04,038 'Cause everything's going really good. 422 00:19:04,122 --> 00:19:05,665 What exactly is in a donkey punch? 423 00:19:05,748 --> 00:19:07,167 You know, mostly Kool-Aid. 424 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,502 -So it's similar to juice, then? -[Gene] It is. 425 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,838 [Ron] Lucille was concerned. 426 00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:14,507 The DA appeared to have done her homework on Buster 427 00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:18,970 and his lack of restraint under the influence of sugary juice. 428 00:19:19,053 --> 00:19:21,347 And she found herself resenting   a man 429 00:19:21,431 --> 00:19:23,057 -she'd once admired. -[Lottie] Your witness. 430 00:19:23,141 --> 00:19:25,393 [Ron] But Lottie stopped short of making that point. 431 00:19:25,476 --> 00:19:27,020 Do you want me to take it easy on him? 432 00:19:27,103 --> 00:19:29,230 Or give it to him hard? I know he's a friend of yours. 433 00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:31,399 [scoffs] He's not my friend anymore. 434 00:19:31,858 --> 00:19:33,526 Testifying against our family 435 00:19:33,610 --> 00:19:36,863 after all the times I faked being surprised by him? 436 00:19:36,946 --> 00:19:39,240 [Ron] So Dusty went after the witness's credibility. 437 00:19:39,574 --> 00:19:43,328 Mr. Parmesan, you say you're a master of disguises. 438 00:19:44,287 --> 00:19:46,497 How many looks are you capable of creating? 439 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:49,626 [Stanley] You asking me? 440 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,170 I'm the judge. 441 00:19:54,088 --> 00:19:55,381 I'm Gene Parmesan. 442 00:19:55,465 --> 00:19:57,842 -[shrieks] -You say you had an undercover job, 443 00:19:57,926 --> 00:20:00,386 which means you must have left the donkey punch stand. 444 00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:01,679 Isn't that correct? 445 00:20:02,055 --> 00:20:05,183 -Yes, it is. - So you can't dispute my client's claim 446 00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:07,101 that he was dressed as the rock monster 447 00:20:07,185 --> 00:20:09,812 out on that floating barge when the murder took place. 448 00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:12,857 Allegedly. [clears throat] Allegedly took place. 449 00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:15,777 No, I did leave the donkey punch stand, 450 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:18,446 uh, right before the play began. 451 00:20:18,529 --> 00:20:21,282 Mm-hmm. So how can you be sure 452 00:20:21,366 --> 00:20:23,868 that Buster didn't change into the rock suit... 453 00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:25,912 as we've claimed? 454 00:20:26,955 --> 00:20:28,164 'Cause it was me. 455 00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:31,167 [Ron] After fighting with Lucille 2, 456 00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:34,128 Buster did end up at the donkey punch stand... 457 00:20:34,212 --> 00:20:35,672 It's punch, like the juice! 458 00:20:35,755 --> 00:20:37,507 Oh, I need some juice. 459 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,467 [Ron] ...but flew into a rage 460 00:20:39,550 --> 00:20:41,302 when he saw an old rival... 461 00:20:41,386 --> 00:20:44,013 -[Buster squeals] -[Ron] ...leaving behind 462 00:20:44,097 --> 00:20:46,641 the costume he was to be wearing, to a man 463 00:20:46,724 --> 00:20:50,228 who never said no to a costume or a part-time job. 464 00:20:50,311 --> 00:20:51,271 That's me. 465 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,398 [Gene] Yep. 466 00:20:53,606 --> 00:20:54,440 [Dusty] Wha...? 467 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:57,277 [Ron] But while Gene may have undermined 468 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,319 -Buster's alibi... -Gene! 469 00:20:58,569 --> 00:21:01,406 [Ron] ...back at the office, George Michael was worried 470 00:21:01,489 --> 00:21:03,491 -about his dire situation... -Tickle, tickle. 471 00:21:03,574 --> 00:21:05,451 -[George Michael] Uncle Tobias, hi. -Come on. 472 00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:07,996 [Ron] ...when an even more dire one came through the door. 473 00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:09,789 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 474 00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:12,792 Well, our stay at the Spotted Palm 475 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:16,296 came to a rather abrupt end when "Bev" here... 476 00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:20,133 decided to look at her cellular telephone without holding it at arm's length 477 00:21:20,216 --> 00:21:21,551 and putting on her readers first. 478 00:21:22,051 --> 00:21:24,345 -She blew our cover. -[Murphybrown] Sorry, I keep forgetting 479 00:21:24,429 --> 00:21:26,139 that acting is my passion. 480 00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:27,932 [DeBrie] It really ruined 481 00:21:28,016 --> 00:21:29,350 Annette's funeral, 482 00:21:29,434 --> 00:21:31,269 may she rest in peace. 483 00:21:31,728 --> 00:21:32,854 Maeby killed Annette? 484 00:21:33,479 --> 00:21:34,856 Where did we land with that? 485 00:21:34,939 --> 00:21:36,441 Uh... gore-- she was gored. 486 00:21:36,524 --> 00:21:38,860 Yes. Gored in the running of the bulls. 487 00:21:38,943 --> 00:21:41,154 People were getting suspicious, so it had to be somewhere 488 00:21:41,237 --> 00:21:42,572 where there wouldn't be a body. 489 00:21:42,697 --> 00:21:44,907 Or where an animal took off with the body so fast... 490 00:21:44,991 --> 00:21:46,451 -That you couldn't get it back. -Exactly. 491 00:21:46,534 --> 00:21:47,577 That was the idea. 492 00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:49,245 -Yep. Yes. Yep, yep. -[DeBrie] Yeah, yeah. 493 00:21:49,329 --> 00:21:51,956 Good. Well, if you guys were thinking about staying here... 494 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,542 [gasps] Oh, thank you so much. I told you he would come through! 495 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,045 We cannot move in soon enough for you. [laughs] 496 00:21:57,128 --> 00:22:00,131 Some of our happiest days as a family were spent here. 497 00:22:00,214 --> 00:22:01,883 [George Michael] It's not an abandoned office anymore, 498 00:22:01,966 --> 00:22:03,926 so there are people doing work... out there. 499 00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:08,473 Uh-huh. Well, if it's work you require, I suppose we can act it off. 500 00:22:08,556 --> 00:22:10,850 -Yeah, that's going to be a problem. -[Tobias] Well, surely, 501 00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:13,895 there must be some, uh, in-house corporate training seminar 502 00:22:13,978 --> 00:22:16,856 we could do or-- or a sexual harassment video. 503 00:22:16,939 --> 00:22:19,776 I mean, I'm no Harvey Weinstein, but I'm sure I could produce one. 504 00:22:20,318 --> 00:22:22,612 And I knew him. Did I tell you that story 505 00:22:22,695 --> 00:22:25,031 when Mr. Weinstein killed my ficus in the '80s? 506 00:22:25,239 --> 00:22:26,741 When he came over to audition me for-- 507 00:22:26,824 --> 00:22:30,286 Yes. We all know DeBrie Bardeaux snagged a private audition 508 00:22:30,370 --> 00:22:31,788 with Harvey Weinstein. 509 00:22:31,871 --> 00:22:34,665 Yeah, but I came on too strong, so I didn't get the part. 510 00:22:34,749 --> 00:22:38,544 Yes, well, some of us weren't lucky enough to even have an audition to blow. 511 00:22:38,628 --> 00:22:40,963 Gosh, I don't really know if we need any acting right now. 512 00:22:41,589 --> 00:22:44,425 The stuff we're doing here, it's more about preventing hacking, 513 00:22:44,509 --> 00:22:47,845 -protecting privacy, and stuff like that. -That's what I was trying to stop, too. 514 00:22:48,262 --> 00:22:51,015 Yes, Murphybrown here is a bit of a computer whiz. 515 00:22:51,099 --> 00:22:52,016 -[chuckles] -Mm... 516 00:22:52,558 --> 00:22:54,018 He's worked on cable boxes. 517 00:22:54,102 --> 00:22:55,937 [Murphybrown] Yeah, I actually coded, like... 518 00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:59,399 an extra layer beneath the firewall to keep your data from being exposed. 519 00:22:59,690 --> 00:23:01,776 It's like a dam or, like, a-- a stopper, 520 00:23:01,859 --> 00:23:04,320 or a barrier to stop people from-- 521 00:23:04,404 --> 00:23:06,197 -Like a block? -[stammers] Okay. [laughs] 522 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,032 Can we do this in English, Professor? 523 00:23:08,116 --> 00:23:11,411 [Murphybrown] Oh, s-sorry, sorry, my... Sorry, my fine student. 524 00:23:11,494 --> 00:23:12,870 -[troupe laughs] -I need a diagram. 525 00:23:12,954 --> 00:23:14,455 It makes no sense at all. 526 00:23:14,539 --> 00:23:16,958 But what he's basically saying is, 527 00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:19,752 nobody wants to be naked underneath their underwear. 528 00:23:19,836 --> 00:23:22,380 So, one adds an extra layer of protection. 529 00:23:22,463 --> 00:23:24,006 It doesn't have to be denim, per se, 530 00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:26,843 but everybody wants to hide their privates from something. 531 00:23:26,926 --> 00:23:28,428 Not everybody. 532 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:31,013 -Can you show me? -[Tobias] Oh, sure. 533 00:23:31,097 --> 00:23:32,682 -[DeBrie] God, yeah. -No, your program? 534 00:23:33,141 --> 00:23:34,976 The-- The code that you wrote? 535 00:23:35,977 --> 00:23:38,187 [Ron] George Michael was as surprised 536 00:23:38,271 --> 00:23:42,442 as the courtroom was about to be when the DA introduced a witness 537 00:23:42,525 --> 00:23:45,194 who would turn the whole case upside down 538 00:23:45,278 --> 00:23:47,113 with a sense of the dramatic. 539 00:23:48,197 --> 00:23:51,576 [Lottie] Okay. Now, Warden Gentles, you recently paid a visit 540 00:23:51,659 --> 00:23:54,245 to the Hollywood motion picture director Ron Howard 541 00:23:54,328 --> 00:23:56,247 with information about the Bluth family 542 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:58,833 you thought was pertinent to a project he was working on 543 00:23:58,916 --> 00:24:00,376 about the Bluth family. 544 00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:02,587 -Isn't that correct? -[Gentles] That is correct. 545 00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:04,797 -Oh, my God. -[Lottie] This had to do with an incident 546 00:24:04,881 --> 00:24:07,049 in Buster Bluth's past, correct? 547 00:24:07,133 --> 00:24:08,843 Yes. It is so. 548 00:24:08,926 --> 00:24:11,679 And how exactly did you acquire this information? 549 00:24:11,929 --> 00:24:16,142 Well, if I may be eloquent, straight from the horse's mouth. 550 00:24:16,225 --> 00:24:17,727 And who is the horse? 551 00:24:20,438 --> 00:24:21,564 Lucille Bluth, 552 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,941 of course, of course. 553 00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:27,195 [Lottie] But all that information on that case 554 00:24:27,278 --> 00:24:30,948 -had been sealed. -[Gentles] Well, all seals can come loose 555 00:24:31,032 --> 00:24:31,991 with a little bit of... 556 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:34,327 Gentles' pressuring. 557 00:24:35,495 --> 00:24:38,498 [Ron] And Lucille herself had been so loosened. 558 00:24:38,581 --> 00:24:42,668 Some months earlier, Lucille had enticed Warden Gentles 559 00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:44,587 to a private dinner in order 560 00:24:44,670 --> 00:24:48,466 to get her son Buster released for a Second of July parade. 561 00:24:48,966 --> 00:24:51,761 And through the course of a well-served meal, 562 00:24:53,012 --> 00:24:55,932 and even more frequently served bottles of wine, 563 00:24:56,349 --> 00:25:00,603 Lucille rekindled a friendship in order to ask for a favor. 564 00:25:00,686 --> 00:25:03,022 But as the afternoon turned into evening, 565 00:25:03,105 --> 00:25:05,441 intimate details issued forth 566 00:25:05,525 --> 00:25:08,361 from a now-drunken Lucille's mouth. 567 00:25:08,778 --> 00:25:10,530 Information extremely useful 568 00:25:10,613 --> 00:25:14,158 to a warden with ambitions of a screenwriting career, 569 00:25:14,242 --> 00:25:17,161 who had heard about an Imagine streaming series 570 00:25:17,245 --> 00:25:19,622 about this exact family. 571 00:25:19,997 --> 00:25:23,167 So, while Lucille got her son out for a parade, 572 00:25:23,251 --> 00:25:25,878 Warden Gentles got a lot more. 573 00:25:26,462 --> 00:25:29,131 In fact, the only thing guarded that evening 574 00:25:29,590 --> 00:25:32,134 was Warden Gentles' private trailer. 575 00:25:33,010 --> 00:25:35,596 [Lottie] And you shared these stories with Ron Howard? 576 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,390 -[Ron] He did. -I did. 577 00:25:38,099 --> 00:25:41,269 Exhibit 3-A, Making of a Monster. 578 00:25:42,019 --> 00:25:45,231 I would like to play a clip of the season finale. 579 00:25:45,982 --> 00:25:46,899 [TV beeps] 580 00:25:46,983 --> 00:25:50,945 [Ron] And so, they played much of the Imagine Bluth project. 581 00:25:51,028 --> 00:25:52,947 Now, remember, this is really rough. 582 00:25:53,030 --> 00:25:56,242 And our location guy was only able to rent out the cottage for shooting 583 00:25:56,325 --> 00:25:58,786 for, like, two days. And it's all temp sound. 584 00:25:58,869 --> 00:26:02,832 -We haven't licensed most of this music. -What? What do you think you're doing? 585 00:26:03,165 --> 00:26:05,751 I told you. I'm taking this girl who, in my opinion, 586 00:26:05,835 --> 00:26:07,461 has been mistreated by you for far too long 587 00:26:07,545 --> 00:26:09,630 on a cruise with her grandmother. 588 00:26:09,714 --> 00:26:11,549 [scoffs] You're not taking her anywhere. 589 00:26:12,174 --> 00:26:13,593 Oh, come on, Mom. 590 00:26:13,926 --> 00:26:15,720 I am almost 14, 591 00:26:15,803 --> 00:26:18,723 -and you have been mistreating me. -[young Lucille] Oh... 592 00:26:19,348 --> 00:26:20,600 You go to your room. 593 00:26:23,019 --> 00:26:24,770 -[door closes] -[young Lucille] How dare you? 594 00:26:24,854 --> 00:26:27,315 We both know that child is about to turn 18. 595 00:26:27,398 --> 00:26:29,984 -Oh, that's right, it slipped my mind. -[young Lucille] Oh, please. 596 00:26:30,067 --> 00:26:33,029 That's all you've been thinking about since you put her up for adoption. 597 00:26:33,112 --> 00:26:34,905 [Mimi] It hasn't been on your mind? 598 00:26:36,449 --> 00:26:38,576 You swooped in and stole her from the Standwells 599 00:26:38,659 --> 00:26:39,952 when you found out about the endowment, 600 00:26:40,036 --> 00:26:43,205 'cause you just had to have a cottage on the beach. 601 00:26:43,497 --> 00:26:44,332 [scoffs] 602 00:26:44,415 --> 00:26:46,125 [Mimi] You can say goodbye to that, honey. 603 00:26:46,417 --> 00:26:47,627 Because that child is mine, 604 00:26:47,710 --> 00:26:49,920 and I have nothing else in my life right now. 605 00:26:50,004 --> 00:26:51,547 And I'm not gonna spend the rest of it singing 606 00:26:51,631 --> 00:26:53,466 on a cruise ship for snifter tips. 607 00:26:53,883 --> 00:26:55,468 [young Lucille] I knew this is what you were up to. 608 00:26:55,551 --> 00:26:57,261 Suddenly, there's no gentleman caller in the picture, 609 00:26:57,345 --> 00:26:59,138 and you decide to look out for yourself? 610 00:26:59,221 --> 00:27:01,557 [Mimi] Oh, you're one to talk about looking out for yourself. 611 00:27:01,641 --> 00:27:04,185 I've never been invited to this place even once, 612 00:27:04,268 --> 00:27:05,770 and let's not forget who paid for it. 613 00:27:06,604 --> 00:27:08,773 [young Lucille] And this is how you want to be paid back? 614 00:27:08,856 --> 00:27:11,734 You think you're gonna walk in here and take away my child? 615 00:27:11,817 --> 00:27:14,195 That's not your child. That's my child, and we both know it. 616 00:27:15,154 --> 00:27:15,988 [young Buster] No. 617 00:27:16,238 --> 00:27:19,700 It's not true. I still have it! I'll still wear my gentleman's collar! 618 00:27:19,784 --> 00:27:22,453 But you're not my mother. Mother's my mother, Grandmother! 619 00:27:22,536 --> 00:27:23,913 [screaming] 620 00:27:23,996 --> 00:27:25,831 -[slow piano music playing] -[thudding] 621 00:27:28,584 --> 00:27:30,544 [Ron] You know, it's funny, I was actually worried 622 00:27:30,628 --> 00:27:33,631 about them showing this in court, but it-- it turned out better 623 00:27:33,714 --> 00:27:34,965 than I'd remembered. 624 00:27:35,466 --> 00:27:37,385 And I actually think it's a good advertisement 625 00:27:37,468 --> 00:27:38,511 for the show. 626 00:27:39,136 --> 00:27:41,430 Of course, we still haven't gotten Brian's notes. 627 00:27:41,514 --> 00:27:43,849 And obviously, we're gonna put Jean Smart's face 628 00:27:43,933 --> 00:27:46,560 -on the stuntman. -[crashing echoes] 629 00:27:51,107 --> 00:27:53,067 [Ron] And Cobie did a great job, too. 630 00:27:53,150 --> 00:27:54,902 You know, I-- I should send her something. 631 00:27:55,486 --> 00:27:57,530 -Did you know about this? -[Dusty] No. 632 00:27:57,613 --> 00:28:00,574 My dad made us give up Netflix when they went up by two dollars. 633 00:28:00,658 --> 00:28:02,660 [Lottie] Is that an accurate depiction 634 00:28:02,743 --> 00:28:05,121 of what Lucille told you was a true story? 635 00:28:05,496 --> 00:28:08,457 I'm not just saying this to suck up to Ron Howard, 636 00:28:09,083 --> 00:28:11,085 but I think we nailed it. 637 00:28:11,585 --> 00:28:13,713 [Lottie] So, Buster Bluth 638 00:28:13,796 --> 00:28:16,632 has killed before in the exact same manner 639 00:28:16,757 --> 00:28:18,467 he killed Lucille Austero! 640 00:28:18,843 --> 00:28:19,719 [man] Wow. 641 00:28:19,885 --> 00:28:21,345 [quietly] Prosecution rests. 642 00:28:21,887 --> 00:28:23,389 We will reconvene tomorrow. 643 00:28:23,472 --> 00:28:25,891 -Mistrial! Mistrial! -Yes, yes! 644 00:28:25,975 --> 00:28:27,268 I missed your trial! 645 00:28:28,102 --> 00:28:30,271 So you sell me out to Warden Gentles? 646 00:28:30,563 --> 00:28:33,315 And we both know you said I wouldn't get in trouble. 647 00:28:33,566 --> 00:28:36,318 -You made a promise! -No, Buster, it was a mistake! 648 00:28:36,402 --> 00:28:39,155 You can live with her, Dusty. She can be your mother. 649 00:28:39,613 --> 00:28:42,783 Now you made it almost impossible for me to win this case. 650 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,287 I mean, was that an option? Because you did almost kill my dad. 651 00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:49,498 ♪ Mother and boy... ♪ 652 00:28:49,582 --> 00:28:51,917 [Ron] On the next Arrested Development... 653 00:28:52,752 --> 00:28:55,337 [Ron] George Michael discovers Murphybrown knows 654 00:28:55,421 --> 00:28:58,174 more about computers than he'd been letting on. 655 00:28:58,632 --> 00:29:00,593 ...they'll just be getting this placeholder data 656 00:29:00,676 --> 00:29:02,178 instead of your real data. 657 00:29:02,511 --> 00:29:04,597 -So, like, do you want to watch Gone Girl? -Yeah. 658 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,849 Okay, 'cause I just ripped it. But guess what? 659 00:29:06,932 --> 00:29:07,975 They'll never know, 660 00:29:08,058 --> 00:29:10,519 because they will be seeing... this dummy info. 661 00:29:12,271 --> 00:29:13,773 -It works. -[Murphybrown] Mm-hmm. 662 00:29:14,148 --> 00:29:16,066 Pretty much all the time. Pretty much works. 663 00:29:16,150 --> 00:29:17,651 [troupe laughs] 664 00:29:17,735 --> 00:29:20,321 -[DeBrie] It's like a big deal. -I know. 665 00:29:20,404 --> 00:29:23,532 -[Murphybrown] Take a look at it there. -Well, this is Fakeblock. 666 00:29:25,451 --> 00:29:27,787 -You made Fakeblock. -Mm. 667 00:29:28,412 --> 00:29:30,915 Hey, do you want to see Ben Affleck's peen? 668 00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:35,669 [chuckles, stammering] Yeah. Would love to. 669 00:29:35,753 --> 00:29:37,213 Huh, what do we have here? 670 00:29:38,714 --> 00:29:40,257 -Huh. Yep, yep. -[keyboard clacking] 671 00:29:40,341 --> 00:29:43,969 Huh. Yep. Yep. Yep. 672 00:29:48,891 --> 00:29:50,559 [upbeat music playing]