1 00:00:11,490 --> 00:00:13,367 [Ron] Now, the story of a wealthy family 2 00:00:13,451 --> 00:00:16,370 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 3 00:00:16,454 --> 00:00:18,205 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:18,289 --> 00:00:19,790 [theme song playing] 5 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:25,880 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:28,090 --> 00:00:30,092 -[film reel clicking] -[player beeps] 7 00:00:33,888 --> 00:00:35,473 [Lucille] Gotta avoid the sun. 8 00:00:36,015 --> 00:00:36,891 Right there. 9 00:00:38,726 --> 00:00:41,020 Sorry, Gob. Looks like there isn't gonna be enough for you. 10 00:00:42,021 --> 00:00:43,981 I never should have done Lindsay first. 11 00:00:44,065 --> 00:00:46,108 Lindsay's having a widening spurt. 12 00:00:46,192 --> 00:00:49,695 Please, I don't need any suntan lotion. Dad never wears any. 13 00:00:49,987 --> 00:00:52,490 Yeah. And he's doing fine in the lady department. 14 00:00:52,573 --> 00:00:55,242 -[Lucille chuckles] Oh. -[George Sr.] Well, Buster doesn't know 15 00:00:55,326 --> 00:00:57,578 what the hell he's talking about! 16 00:00:59,497 --> 00:01:02,291 I think Buster was actually talking about Mom. 17 00:01:06,921 --> 00:01:09,006 Oh, yes. No, uh... I thought... 18 00:01:09,090 --> 00:01:11,801 you were talking about recent-- Yes, thank you. 19 00:01:12,426 --> 00:01:16,013 Yes, she is, uh... She is quite the beauty. 20 00:01:17,181 --> 00:01:19,809 You kids have a lot of competition 21 00:01:19,892 --> 00:01:21,644 for this year's family pageant. 22 00:01:22,269 --> 00:01:24,688 Who is going to be... 23 00:01:25,189 --> 00:01:28,484 Mr. and Mrs. Bluth 1982? 24 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,486 [Lucille laughs] Oh! 25 00:01:32,029 --> 00:01:33,030 [Lindsay sighs] 26 00:01:33,114 --> 00:01:34,490 It's always you guys. 27 00:01:34,573 --> 00:01:37,243 -[chuckles] -[Lindsay] We don't have a chance. 28 00:01:38,494 --> 00:01:41,497 Well, that's the downside of having a mother who never ages. 29 00:01:43,541 --> 00:01:46,001 It must be something in these cigarettes. 30 00:01:46,085 --> 00:01:48,796 It doesn't hurt that you guys are the judges. 31 00:01:50,005 --> 00:01:51,882 -They are? -You guys are the judges? 32 00:01:55,344 --> 00:01:56,720 I knew this day would come. 33 00:01:57,596 --> 00:01:58,931 -Maybe it is time. -[sighs] 34 00:01:59,348 --> 00:02:01,350 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay, uh... 35 00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:04,186 Kids, your mother and I have discussed it, 36 00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:07,523 and you're all old enough now to actually impress us, 37 00:02:08,232 --> 00:02:09,191 so... 38 00:02:13,279 --> 00:02:14,822 ...we're out of the running. 39 00:02:14,905 --> 00:02:17,366 [Lucille] But that means you need to step up your efforts 40 00:02:17,449 --> 00:02:18,951 in the talent portion. 41 00:02:19,034 --> 00:02:20,536 I already know what I'm doing. 42 00:02:20,619 --> 00:02:22,413 And it can't just be push-ups. 43 00:02:22,705 --> 00:02:25,374 [stammering] Yeah, it won't just be push-ups. 44 00:02:27,418 --> 00:02:29,503 [Lucille] So, good luck, everyone, in the pageant. 45 00:02:29,587 --> 00:02:31,881 I'm sure you'll all be thin by Thursday, Lindsay. 46 00:02:31,964 --> 00:02:34,717 -[George Sr.] Out you go. -Although, not so fast. 47 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,678 You have to wait until your brother Buster's hooked up. 48 00:02:38,095 --> 00:02:40,681 Oh, come on. He still has to wear that dog collar? 49 00:02:40,973 --> 00:02:42,433 It's not a dog collar. 50 00:02:42,892 --> 00:02:44,977 -It's Buster's Gentleman Collar. -Gentleman Collar. 51 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:46,562 And he barely even knows it's there. 52 00:02:46,937 --> 00:02:48,355 [Buster] Yeah, I barely know it's... 53 00:02:48,439 --> 00:02:51,150 -[grunts] -[chuckles] 54 00:02:51,233 --> 00:02:53,444 Well, he's grown a little. 55 00:02:53,527 --> 00:02:55,905 [Michael] Hey, wait. You're in your suits already? 56 00:02:55,988 --> 00:02:59,074 I thought you were gonna wait for me before you went swimming. 57 00:03:00,159 --> 00:03:02,786 It's not my fault you're so greedy for a paycheck. 58 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:04,246 I was covering your shift. 59 00:03:05,331 --> 00:03:07,291 -Oh, yeah. Pay up. -[Michael] Too late. 60 00:03:08,042 --> 00:03:10,252 I already spent your pay on this. 61 00:03:14,506 --> 00:03:15,883 [music swells] 62 00:03:20,179 --> 00:03:22,932 You bought me a dorky, lame, stupid, 63 00:03:23,182 --> 00:03:24,433 gay magic kit? 64 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:27,061 What? No. This is for me. 65 00:03:27,144 --> 00:03:29,271 I got it for the Mr. Bluth Talent Pageant. 66 00:03:29,897 --> 00:03:31,232 This is gonna be my talent. 67 00:03:33,651 --> 00:03:35,027 Does it come with that bird? 68 00:03:35,402 --> 00:03:37,696 No, I gotta get a bird. But I'll get a bird. 69 00:03:37,905 --> 00:03:40,157 [Buster] Can I see? [grunts] Almost there... 70 00:03:40,783 --> 00:03:42,993 [Michael] Didn't Buster used to get past the window? 71 00:03:43,369 --> 00:03:45,079 [Gob] Mom tightened it when he tried to put 72 00:03:45,162 --> 00:03:46,747 that starfish in his mouth. 73 00:03:47,331 --> 00:03:49,959 Yeah, but he's had a good summer. He's made friends. 74 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:53,212 Actually, Mother made the friend for me. 75 00:03:53,712 --> 00:03:56,799 So I named it after her: Lucille Ball. 76 00:03:58,759 --> 00:04:01,178 Is anybody else worried she's ruining us? 77 00:04:05,349 --> 00:04:07,268 [Buster] Take that back! You take that back! 78 00:04:07,351 --> 00:04:10,020 -We're normal! We're normal! -[Gob] Okay. Down, down. 79 00:04:10,104 --> 00:04:12,356 -[Michael] Easy, Buster. Easy, boy. -[Lindsay] Sit. 80 00:04:14,483 --> 00:04:16,110 Okay, well, you guys wait for me. 81 00:04:16,193 --> 00:04:17,611 I'm gonna go change into my suit. 82 00:04:17,695 --> 00:04:20,698 I would say wait for me, but it might be a couple of years. 83 00:04:22,866 --> 00:04:24,285 Hey, uh, Michael... 84 00:04:24,952 --> 00:04:28,038 [sighs] I think Buster wants to go take a swim. 85 00:04:29,832 --> 00:04:31,041 [Buster] I do! 86 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:33,085 I've never even got my suit wet from the outside. 87 00:04:33,168 --> 00:04:35,296 And I'm looking to turn that around, buddy. 88 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:37,881 [Michael] If you're talking about Buster going into the ocean, 89 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:39,425 that is a terrible idea. 90 00:04:39,883 --> 00:04:42,511 Besides, Mom puts that stupid collar on him 91 00:04:42,594 --> 00:04:44,471 every time he puts on his bathing suit. 92 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,056 No. Not every time. 93 00:04:46,473 --> 00:04:48,392 He doesn't wear it during the swimsuit competition 94 00:04:48,475 --> 00:04:49,977 of the Mr. Bluth Pageant. 95 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:51,061 Sit. 96 00:04:51,312 --> 00:04:54,148 By the way, guess who it turns out the judges really are? 97 00:04:55,107 --> 00:04:56,233 It's not Mom and Dad? 98 00:04:58,986 --> 00:05:00,070 Magic is for girls. 99 00:05:00,738 --> 00:05:02,573 And your bird's gonna die, Michael. 100 00:05:03,741 --> 00:05:07,828 And when it does, it'll go back to... whence it came. 101 00:05:08,454 --> 00:05:09,330 [sighs] 102 00:05:10,581 --> 00:05:12,249 Back to whence it came. 103 00:05:14,668 --> 00:05:16,754 [film reel clicking] 104 00:05:17,463 --> 00:05:18,464 [player beeps] 105 00:05:18,714 --> 00:05:20,674 [Ron] The Bluths were waiting for information 106 00:05:20,758 --> 00:05:22,760 from Michael and their attorney 107 00:05:22,968 --> 00:05:25,220 after having made the news again. 108 00:05:25,721 --> 00:05:27,431 [John] Viewers, it was the graphic scene 109 00:05:27,514 --> 00:05:29,600 behind the graphics that caught the attention 110 00:05:29,683 --> 00:05:33,604 of a sharp-eyed viewer who saw something and said something. 111 00:05:33,687 --> 00:05:36,273 On the top of a stair car the police are calling 112 00:05:36,357 --> 00:05:39,109 a "vehicle of interest," an alleged man, now identified 113 00:05:39,193 --> 00:05:40,736 as Byron Buster Bluth, 114 00:05:40,819 --> 00:05:43,822 can be seen dropping a large person-type thing 115 00:05:43,906 --> 00:05:45,074 into the water below. 116 00:05:45,157 --> 00:05:47,868 Police think this may be a clue to the disappearance 117 00:05:47,951 --> 00:05:52,039 of Lucille Austero, with whom the suspect had a long and rocky relationship. 118 00:05:52,122 --> 00:05:55,959 Mr. Bluth was arrested last night in an elevator in Newport. 119 00:05:56,168 --> 00:05:57,753 It seems the Bluth Family... 120 00:05:57,836 --> 00:05:59,463 [Ron] And the family found themselves 121 00:05:59,546 --> 00:06:02,383 in the last place they ever expected to be: 122 00:06:02,466 --> 00:06:03,467 a police station. 123 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:05,469 I never seem to get an end seat. 124 00:06:05,552 --> 00:06:08,597 This is what happens when you're rich and white in America. 125 00:06:09,014 --> 00:06:10,391 You happen to be caught on video, 126 00:06:10,474 --> 00:06:13,977 dumping some large person-type thing into the bay, 127 00:06:14,061 --> 00:06:16,021 and nobody thinks, "I wonder how long 128 00:06:16,105 --> 00:06:18,190 that guy has been working for the real killer?" 129 00:06:18,273 --> 00:06:21,276 Yeah, and they jumped right to "He's the killer," 130 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,653 and then don't think to add: 131 00:06:22,736 --> 00:06:25,322 "but it's nice he's giving the help the night off." 132 00:06:25,656 --> 00:06:28,200 No, they're jealous. They are jealous. 133 00:06:28,283 --> 00:06:31,495 And they won't stop until one of us is a murderer. 134 00:06:31,662 --> 00:06:32,913 Today, it's Buster. 135 00:06:33,163 --> 00:06:35,582 Tomorrow-- No, I guess it'll stop today. 136 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:37,459 -Today's the last day. -[George Sr.] Come on. 137 00:06:37,543 --> 00:06:39,086 Let's all get on the same side here. 138 00:06:39,169 --> 00:06:40,796 We need to be all together on this. 139 00:06:40,879 --> 00:06:42,923 Yeah, I-- I think that's a wonderful idea. 140 00:06:43,298 --> 00:06:46,468 And really, we're just asking this Asian gentleman 141 00:06:46,552 --> 00:06:48,512 and his wife...? 142 00:06:48,929 --> 00:06:50,764 To move over to that group of chairs there, 143 00:06:51,056 --> 00:06:52,808 freeing up the end seat, 144 00:06:52,891 --> 00:06:54,893 which I would love to take a shot at sitting in. 145 00:06:54,977 --> 00:06:57,354 [Michael] Okay, it is not great news. 146 00:06:57,438 --> 00:06:58,397 [Tobias] Sorry. 147 00:06:58,480 --> 00:06:59,648 To finish the thought, 148 00:07:00,065 --> 00:07:02,443 that would free up this whole area of seats for us. 149 00:07:02,526 --> 00:07:04,736 From the "If You See Something, Say Something" poster 150 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:07,197 -to the payphone. -Tobias, please. 151 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:10,742 -What did you find out? -My friend spoke to the DA's office, 152 00:07:10,826 --> 00:07:13,203 and my lawyers were able to reduce my sentence 153 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:15,080 to time served. Bad news? 154 00:07:15,164 --> 00:07:18,083 I can't spend any time with anybody under 25. 155 00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:19,543 About Buster. 156 00:07:20,627 --> 00:07:25,007 And... they officially charged him with murder. First degree. 157 00:07:25,090 --> 00:07:26,383 -Mm... -[Lucille] First degree? 158 00:07:26,467 --> 00:07:29,094 -They don't even have a body. -[Michael] Yes, 159 00:07:29,178 --> 00:07:31,180 but they have his fingerprints and her blood 160 00:07:31,263 --> 00:07:33,891 all over the stair car, which was supposed to be missing in Mexico. 161 00:07:33,974 --> 00:07:36,435 [Ron] In fact, it was a picture of the stair car 162 00:07:36,518 --> 00:07:39,438 at the border that dismantled the DA's case 163 00:07:39,521 --> 00:07:42,191 by showing the missing victim along with Oscar... 164 00:07:42,274 --> 00:07:43,442 ...alibi and what we... 165 00:07:43,525 --> 00:07:45,444 [Ron] ...that Michael had used to get the DA 166 00:07:45,527 --> 00:07:48,363 to release Buster from jail in the first place. 167 00:07:48,447 --> 00:07:50,115 -We did. -[Ron] And even though the picture 168 00:07:50,199 --> 00:07:52,284 turned out to be just George Michael and Maeby 169 00:07:52,367 --> 00:07:54,786 dressing up as two of their heroes 170 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:58,207 before abandoning the broken-down truck in Mexico, 171 00:07:58,290 --> 00:08:01,919 the forensic evidence on a stair car that served as the crime scene... 172 00:08:02,002 --> 00:08:03,337 Okay, evidence guy, we're done. 173 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:06,048 ...of the conjectured murder was kept safely 174 00:08:06,131 --> 00:08:07,424 out of the country... 175 00:08:07,508 --> 00:08:09,801 Because you don't know DropBox? That's not my job. 176 00:08:09,885 --> 00:08:13,096 [Ron] ...as was Oscar, who wasn't with Lucille 2. 177 00:08:13,388 --> 00:08:14,598 Because that's the evidence... 178 00:08:14,681 --> 00:08:17,768 [Ron] But who, after hearing news that Buster had been arrested, 179 00:08:18,018 --> 00:08:20,103 went to the vehicle he'd hidden away 180 00:08:20,187 --> 00:08:22,898 after finding it abandoned weeks earlier, 181 00:08:24,149 --> 00:08:26,276 before driving it back into the States 182 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,153 -to pick up his son, Buster... -[whistling] 183 00:08:28,237 --> 00:08:31,532 ...a man who would soon be implored by his magician brother 184 00:08:32,407 --> 00:08:34,243 to help him conceal the secrets 185 00:08:34,326 --> 00:08:35,994 -of a magic trick. -...body-shaped thing. 186 00:08:36,078 --> 00:08:38,121 -What is that? -[Ron] It was only after doing so 187 00:08:38,205 --> 00:08:40,832 that Oscar decided to be the latest Bluth 188 00:08:40,916 --> 00:08:43,877 to abandon a stair car, unfortunately doing so 189 00:08:43,961 --> 00:08:45,045 in a parking spot 190 00:08:45,379 --> 00:08:47,464 that had only recently been assigned 191 00:08:47,965 --> 00:08:50,175 to evidence supervisor Eddie Cantrow. 192 00:08:50,259 --> 00:08:52,886 -Evidence parking only. -[Ron] Who, before realizing 193 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:56,098 that he was looking at damaging evidence against Buster, 194 00:08:56,515 --> 00:08:59,685 -reacted poorly... -[grunting] 195 00:08:59,768 --> 00:09:01,853 ...damaging the evidence against Buster. 196 00:09:01,937 --> 00:09:04,398 -Son of a bitch! -[Ron] In fairness to him, 197 00:09:04,481 --> 00:09:06,483 it had taken him a super long time to get 198 00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:09,778 a decent parking spot that he didn't have to walk, like, a mile from. 199 00:09:10,362 --> 00:09:13,240 [Michael] Unfortunately, someone tampered with the evidence. 200 00:09:13,323 --> 00:09:15,492 But, look, even without it, they still have the video 201 00:09:15,576 --> 00:09:18,036 of him dumping something in the bay that night. 202 00:09:18,328 --> 00:09:21,081 And-- And did he say what it was that he dumped? 203 00:09:21,832 --> 00:09:24,293 Or who gave him whatever what it was that he dumped? 204 00:09:25,002 --> 00:09:27,087 Or where that guy, not the first guy but the second guy 205 00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:29,006 who gave him what he dumped, 206 00:09:29,631 --> 00:09:31,842 got... what it was that he dumped? 207 00:09:31,925 --> 00:09:33,218 [Barry chuckles] Not this time. 208 00:09:33,302 --> 00:09:35,596 No, we-- we didn't have him say anything. 209 00:09:36,179 --> 00:09:39,141 I said, "Don't say a word. Put on your poker face." 210 00:09:39,224 --> 00:09:41,143 [Ron] Although Buster's poker face 211 00:09:41,435 --> 00:09:44,938 didn't really make him look like less of a murderer. 212 00:09:45,522 --> 00:09:46,648 -[Barry] Poker face. -[laughs] 213 00:09:46,732 --> 00:09:47,983 [camera shutter clicks] 214 00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:49,818 [Lucille] How could this be happening? 215 00:09:50,110 --> 00:09:53,238 Buster couldn't have done this. I raised him totally by the book. 216 00:09:53,614 --> 00:09:55,490 Mom, you had him on a leash until he was six. 217 00:09:55,574 --> 00:09:57,701 [Lucille] Well, if that leash screwed him up so badly, 218 00:09:58,201 --> 00:09:59,911 why does he still want to wear it? 219 00:09:59,995 --> 00:10:02,664 Guys, it's not time to play the blame game, okay? 220 00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:05,083 Even though they do say, in most cases, 221 00:10:05,292 --> 00:10:07,502 something happens in childhood and, usually, the person 222 00:10:07,586 --> 00:10:09,212 that raises them is to blame. 223 00:10:09,296 --> 00:10:11,173 -But that's experts. -[Lucille] I see. 224 00:10:11,256 --> 00:10:13,467 Don't you try to pin this on Lupe. 225 00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:15,594 She had her own family to raise, too. 226 00:10:15,677 --> 00:10:17,846 [Michael] Boy, Mom brings up a very good point. 227 00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:20,390 No one should say anything publicly about this. 228 00:10:20,474 --> 00:10:22,643 -I should speak for the family. -[Tobias scoffs] 229 00:10:23,268 --> 00:10:24,645 -You? -[Michael] Mm-hmm. 230 00:10:24,728 --> 00:10:26,730 -Who said it should be you? -[Michael] Well, 231 00:10:26,813 --> 00:10:28,607 I'm in the family, and it's gonna be crazy. 232 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,275 It's gonna be a media circus, Tobias. 233 00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:32,653 Then I should be its ringmaster. 234 00:10:32,736 --> 00:10:36,114 [Ron] In fact, Tobias would've taken any job at that moment, 235 00:10:36,198 --> 00:10:40,535 as his current living arrangement was tense, indeed. 236 00:10:40,619 --> 00:10:44,706 [instrumental version of "Thank You for Being a Friend" playing] 237 00:10:49,336 --> 00:10:51,672 [Ron] Something that is really only clear 238 00:10:51,755 --> 00:10:54,591 without the quick editing and carefree score. 239 00:10:55,717 --> 00:10:57,177 Who did that? Who did that? 240 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:58,887 -I was trying to be funny. -[Tobias] Yeah? 241 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:01,098 How 'bout I put your head through this glass table? 242 00:11:01,181 --> 00:11:02,599 How funny would that be, young man? 243 00:11:02,683 --> 00:11:03,725 Oh, try it, Dad! 244 00:11:03,809 --> 00:11:05,352 I would so [bleep] love that! 245 00:11:05,435 --> 00:11:07,729 -I did not raise you to say the F-word! -Everybody's tired! 246 00:11:07,813 --> 00:11:10,315 We've all had too much pain medication. 247 00:11:10,399 --> 00:11:12,192 [Maeby] There were six. There were six in here. 248 00:11:12,609 --> 00:11:14,027 Who the [bleep] took 'em? 249 00:11:14,194 --> 00:11:15,946 -Why would you take these? -I didn't take 'em! 250 00:11:16,029 --> 00:11:17,906 -How dare you, young lady! -Hey, stop yelling! 251 00:11:18,156 --> 00:11:20,242 -I hate it when you guys fight! -I've had enough of all 252 00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:22,285 -of you guys. Hey. -I've had enough of you. 253 00:11:22,369 --> 00:11:25,163 -I'll break her neck. -[Ron] Let's get that music back on. 254 00:11:25,247 --> 00:11:27,833 ["Thank You for Being a Friend" continues playing] 255 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:33,255 As you see, it's latex, so it can go right up your ass. 256 00:11:33,755 --> 00:11:35,382 [Tobias] Someone from this family needs 257 00:11:35,465 --> 00:11:37,217 to speak for Buster. 258 00:11:37,634 --> 00:11:39,886 Who is Buster Bluth? 259 00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:41,638 A young, one-armed, 260 00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:45,726 Iraq War vet suffering from PTSD, 261 00:11:45,809 --> 00:11:48,603 raised by a young mother who had him at 17, 262 00:11:48,687 --> 00:11:50,272 whose only flaw was that... 263 00:11:50,731 --> 00:11:53,316 she loved him... too much. 264 00:11:53,692 --> 00:11:55,902 Actually, I was 37. 265 00:11:55,986 --> 00:11:57,446 Well, no one would believe that. 266 00:11:57,946 --> 00:12:00,699 -You're hired. -[Michael] No, you're not. Mom, 267 00:12:00,782 --> 00:12:02,492 -I'll handle this. -[Lucille] Oh, Michael, 268 00:12:02,576 --> 00:12:05,746 let's be honest. Every time you handle things, they're mishandled. 269 00:12:05,829 --> 00:12:07,998 Yeah, your mom's right. I mean, lately, 270 00:12:08,081 --> 00:12:09,583 you're just doing everything badly. 271 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:12,377 -Yeah, Dad, nail his ass. -[Tobias chuckles] I'll pile on 272 00:12:12,461 --> 00:12:14,045 to nailing that ass, Dad. 273 00:12:14,129 --> 00:12:16,923 S... So, now that we've gotten 274 00:12:17,007 --> 00:12:19,885 Tobias completely ruled out as ringmaster, 275 00:12:19,968 --> 00:12:23,263 maybe we can talk about Buster and maybe getting him a lawyer. 276 00:12:23,764 --> 00:12:25,140 Oh! I should have led with this. 277 00:12:25,223 --> 00:12:26,516 I have been officially disbarred. 278 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,143 I can't handle Buster's case 279 00:12:28,226 --> 00:12:30,395 or anybody under 25. 280 00:12:31,396 --> 00:12:32,981 Saves me an awkward conversation. 281 00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:35,942 I think we need to get Buster the best criminal lawyer available. 282 00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:37,194 -Looking for the best? -Yeah. 283 00:12:37,277 --> 00:12:41,364 Well, if you're looking for the best, there is only one group to go to. 284 00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:43,492 They're called the Guilty Guys. 285 00:12:43,575 --> 00:12:46,328 [Ron] In fact, they were five of the most prestigious attorneys 286 00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:47,746 in Orange County. 287 00:12:47,829 --> 00:12:49,331 There was Anita Bramwell, 288 00:12:49,414 --> 00:12:51,750 a researcher as tough as a prosecutor, 289 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:54,169 whose photographic memory was the perfect complement 290 00:12:54,252 --> 00:12:56,421 to her photogenic good looks. 291 00:12:56,922 --> 00:12:59,549 When it came to writing briefs, Garrison "Harvard" Sweet 292 00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:01,051 was as elegant on the page 293 00:13:01,134 --> 00:13:03,136 as he was clumsy on the dance floor. 294 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:05,055 But in both cases, he wasn't afraid 295 00:13:05,138 --> 00:13:06,681 to step on a few toes. 296 00:13:06,932 --> 00:13:08,892 Trained by the FBI in forensics, 297 00:13:08,975 --> 00:13:11,561 Shara Winfield not only knew the science of law, 298 00:13:11,645 --> 00:13:13,146 but the laws of science. 299 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:17,067 She was an expert who wasn't afraid to get a little DNA on her. 300 00:13:17,651 --> 00:13:20,111 With a state supreme court justice as a father, 301 00:13:20,195 --> 00:13:21,988 Jack Griffin had more to prove 302 00:13:22,072 --> 00:13:24,282 than most upper-tier Dartmouth law students. 303 00:13:24,366 --> 00:13:25,867 He wasn't too proud to take money 304 00:13:25,951 --> 00:13:27,994 and a country club membership from his parents. 305 00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:29,621 But he made it to the top of the list 306 00:13:29,704 --> 00:13:31,790 by being just that good. 307 00:13:31,873 --> 00:13:33,917 And hailing from the mean streets of Oakland 308 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,461 comes a lawyer raised by a single mother 309 00:13:36,545 --> 00:13:38,880 who taught him the meaning of justice, Jesus, 310 00:13:38,964 --> 00:13:40,882 and when to not follow the rules. 311 00:13:40,966 --> 00:13:44,261 David G. "G-Man" Barnes cared about 312 00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:45,887 but one thing above the law: 313 00:13:46,263 --> 00:13:47,931 his beloved Raiders. 314 00:13:48,014 --> 00:13:49,683 These five professionals 315 00:13:49,766 --> 00:13:52,561 had a perfect record defending real criminals 316 00:13:52,644 --> 00:13:54,563 who'd done real crimes. 317 00:13:54,646 --> 00:13:58,441 Together, they were known as the Guilty Guys. 318 00:13:58,525 --> 00:14:01,027 And I think I might have gotten Jack and David mixed up. 319 00:14:01,111 --> 00:14:02,445 [Barry] Very expensive 320 00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:03,572 but very, very good, 321 00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:05,991 especially if you're guilty. 322 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,826 He's not guilty. 323 00:14:08,493 --> 00:14:10,996 -Then I would go with the cheaper option. -[Lucille] Unacceptable. 324 00:14:11,079 --> 00:14:12,372 We want the best. 325 00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:15,166 Well, how are we gonna pay for that? We don't have any money. 326 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:18,587 It's all tied up in Fakeblock. Thanks, Michael. 327 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:21,131 "Thanks, Michael"? How 'bout a little thanks 328 00:14:21,214 --> 00:14:23,466 to the guy who drove the stock price up 329 00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:26,052 and ended up screwing over those other guys? 330 00:14:26,136 --> 00:14:28,847 Who ended up being us. Thanks, Michael. 331 00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:31,766 -Fakeblock's got nothing to do with this. -Thanks, Michael. 332 00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:34,728 That's right. Because when we sell Fakeblock, 333 00:14:34,811 --> 00:14:36,771 we give the money right back to the Chinese 334 00:14:36,855 --> 00:14:38,398 before they get angrier. 335 00:14:38,815 --> 00:14:39,900 Angrier? 336 00:14:39,983 --> 00:14:42,235 I didn't tell you, but they left a message 337 00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:45,030 saying that they hope their gift was enough to... 338 00:14:45,322 --> 00:14:47,282 "get us back on our feet." 339 00:14:47,574 --> 00:14:49,993 They're-- They're threatening our feet? 340 00:14:50,076 --> 00:14:52,287 [traditional Chinese music plays] 341 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:54,789 You don't think these Chinese would first try to, I don't know, 342 00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:57,167 -ding your credit rating? -[Lucille] It's their culture. 343 00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:00,795 Dusty was right. I will say this for Saddam Hussein. 344 00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:03,298 With him, you didn't have to guess. It was very direct. 345 00:15:03,381 --> 00:15:05,759 "I'll chop this off, I'll chop that off." 346 00:15:05,842 --> 00:15:08,011 Right. With him, you knew where you stood. 347 00:15:08,094 --> 00:15:09,387 Or-- Or couldn't. 348 00:15:09,471 --> 00:15:11,932 [Lucille] Well, the Chinese clearly know we spent the money. 349 00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:15,268 We're gonna have to sell Fakeblock, so we can find a way to build the wall. 350 00:15:15,352 --> 00:15:17,687 Guys, we-- we're not selling Fakeblock, okay? 351 00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:20,815 We're gonna be able to find the money to pay for these great lawyers, all right? 352 00:15:20,899 --> 00:15:23,652 I've already identified a couple of assets that we can part with. 353 00:15:23,735 --> 00:15:24,819 Yeah, anything, Michael. 354 00:15:24,903 --> 00:15:26,363 We should sell the beach house. 355 00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:35,038 This is why we never told you about the beach house, Michael. 356 00:15:35,121 --> 00:15:36,873 [Gob] Uh, can I add something? 357 00:15:37,832 --> 00:15:40,877 This is why we never told you about the [bleep] beach house. 358 00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:41,962 Let's roll. 359 00:15:45,382 --> 00:15:47,801 [Ron] Days later, Michael was back at the office, 360 00:15:47,884 --> 00:15:51,346 trying to get a sense of how soon Fakeblock would be turning a profit. 361 00:15:51,429 --> 00:15:54,349 Sorry, stranger, I only have time for future billionaires. 362 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,184 Oh, it's you. 363 00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,269 -Bingo. -[George Michael] Uh, this... 364 00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:00,105 this was delivered to our office by mistake. 365 00:16:00,188 --> 00:16:02,482 But it says "Bluth Company," so I thought I'd bring it. 366 00:16:02,941 --> 00:16:04,275 Mailman mistake, huh? 367 00:16:04,359 --> 00:16:06,403 Hard to believe we have those in this analog world. 368 00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:08,822 Hey, speaking of that, how's it going down there? 369 00:16:08,905 --> 00:16:10,240 -It's good. Yeah. -Yeah? 370 00:16:10,323 --> 00:16:12,867 Gob has been on lunch... most of today. 371 00:16:13,451 --> 00:16:14,577 -Most of the week... -Huh. 372 00:16:14,661 --> 00:16:15,870 -...actually... -Yeah, listen, 373 00:16:15,954 --> 00:16:17,706 Gob only cares about himself. 374 00:16:17,789 --> 00:16:19,332 But I'm glad to get you up here, because, 375 00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:21,543 as I say, we need that software. 376 00:16:21,626 --> 00:16:24,462 I mean, no pressure, but the lawyers are charging a lot of money 377 00:16:24,713 --> 00:16:25,714 down there. 378 00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:28,049 -Oh, did you hire them? -Oh, yeah. 379 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:30,093 [Ron] And the billable hours were coming in, 380 00:16:30,176 --> 00:16:32,846 as the Guilty Guys were finishing their first week 381 00:16:32,929 --> 00:16:36,558 -of leaving no stone unturned. -[Jack] So there's no doubt in your mind? 382 00:16:36,641 --> 00:16:37,767 None whatsoever. 383 00:16:37,851 --> 00:16:40,270 There's no way the killer was Ann Veal. No match. 384 00:16:40,353 --> 00:16:42,230 -That's right. -[Shara] DNA don't lie. 385 00:16:42,313 --> 00:16:43,898 Take her off the board. 386 00:16:43,982 --> 00:16:45,734 -[Anita] Got it. -[Jack] Run those files 387 00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:49,112 and our billing for it over to the Bluth Company and pronto. 388 00:16:50,196 --> 00:16:52,824 [Michael] I mean, Jesus Christ, $7,000 to find out 389 00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:55,535 that Ann Veal had nothing to do with Buster's case? 390 00:16:55,618 --> 00:16:57,746 Frankly, I'd ask you to bring your rich girlfriend on 391 00:16:57,829 --> 00:17:00,582 as a business associate, but I respect your space. 392 00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:01,791 Unless maybe... 393 00:17:02,292 --> 00:17:03,251 we give it a shot? 394 00:17:03,877 --> 00:17:04,878 Ship sailed on that or...? 395 00:17:06,796 --> 00:17:08,465 It's-- It's difficult, actually, 396 00:17:08,548 --> 00:17:09,883 because I'm trying to figure out 397 00:17:09,966 --> 00:17:12,010 whether her father can even be trusted. 398 00:17:12,093 --> 00:17:13,928 It's difficult for me to find that balance... 399 00:17:14,012 --> 00:17:15,972 [Ron] Oh, that's not why he can't ask her. 400 00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:18,767 I wasn't even going to put this in, but here's why. 401 00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,685 You sold the company? 402 00:17:21,186 --> 00:17:23,480 -A little. -You can't sell a company a little. 403 00:17:23,563 --> 00:17:25,565 That's like saying you're a little bit tired. 404 00:17:25,648 --> 00:17:27,942 You don't think you can be a little bit tired? 405 00:17:28,026 --> 00:17:29,944 My dad was gonna invest in your company. 406 00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:31,821 I was gonna invest in your company. 407 00:17:31,905 --> 00:17:34,616 Then, suddenly, you go behind my back and have sold it. 408 00:17:34,699 --> 00:17:36,785 -You clearly don't trust me. -I do trust you. 409 00:17:37,452 --> 00:17:40,705 I just didn't want Fakeblock to get in the way of our relationship. 410 00:17:40,789 --> 00:17:42,874 Well, now it's not gonna get in the way of anything. 411 00:17:42,957 --> 00:17:44,709 [George Michael] Anything? I mean, so... 412 00:17:45,543 --> 00:17:46,544 it's over now? 413 00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:48,463 [clicks tongue] A little. 414 00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:51,132 [Ron] But not wanting to make his father feel guilty, 415 00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:53,051 George Michael kept this to himself. 416 00:17:53,134 --> 00:17:55,261 [Michael] I'm trying to get a timeline on when profits 417 00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:57,806 from the Fakeblock business and so forth start up. 418 00:17:57,889 --> 00:17:59,390 But I do respect your space. 419 00:17:59,474 --> 00:18:01,351 [George Michael] I hope I haven't put the family 420 00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:04,104 -in a bind. -Well, the family is the other issue. 421 00:18:04,187 --> 00:18:06,189 Your grandparents promised to build that crazy... 422 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,483 border wall to some... 423 00:18:08,942 --> 00:18:10,360 Oh. Chinese. 424 00:18:11,111 --> 00:18:13,404 Now they're worrying that the Chinese are gonna be upset 425 00:18:13,488 --> 00:18:16,616 and say-- Oh. "You will pay." 426 00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:18,952 Huh. 427 00:18:19,661 --> 00:18:21,871 Anyway, I said, "We're not selling Fakeblock, 428 00:18:21,955 --> 00:18:24,165 'cause, I promise you, it'll make plenty of money." 429 00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:27,460 Well, you know, I'd... be careful of promising even a little. 430 00:18:27,544 --> 00:18:31,005 You know, some people, you give them an inch, and they take... 431 00:18:31,756 --> 00:18:32,799 [Michael] A foot. 432 00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:36,469 [echoing] They're threatening our feet? 433 00:18:36,553 --> 00:18:37,846 [traditional Chinese music plays] 434 00:18:37,971 --> 00:18:40,098 [George Michael] Is it a foot now? They shortened it. 435 00:18:40,181 --> 00:18:42,725 Well, what I'm saying is, finishing the software 436 00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:45,061 is definitely possible. And I'm not saying I botched it, 437 00:18:45,145 --> 00:18:46,187 but... 438 00:18:46,271 --> 00:18:47,564 What if it's botched? 439 00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:49,941 [Ron] As George Michael readied himself 440 00:18:50,024 --> 00:18:53,236 to finally tell his father the truth about Fakeblock... 441 00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:55,196 I don't want to talk about it, okay? 442 00:18:56,322 --> 00:18:57,157 What? 443 00:18:57,532 --> 00:19:00,285 Why don't you go back downstairs and get to work on that software floor? 444 00:19:02,203 --> 00:19:03,621 Shut the door on the way out. 445 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,039 Thank you. 446 00:19:05,623 --> 00:19:08,543 Just no rush on the software, but just... ASAP. 447 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:09,961 Chop, chop. 448 00:19:10,044 --> 00:19:12,797 Well, not "chop, chop," not-- That's a bad choice of words. 449 00:19:12,881 --> 00:19:14,257 For Christ's sake. 450 00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:16,009 ♪ Sugarfoot ♪ 451 00:19:18,428 --> 00:19:19,429 [Ron] Two days later, 452 00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:22,640 Michael, after gathering news crews to Sudden Valley, 453 00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:25,768 prepared to make a hastily thrown together announcement. 454 00:19:25,852 --> 00:19:27,604 I think you're doing the right thing. We want 455 00:19:27,687 --> 00:19:29,898 to make the Chinese happy. Believe me, you don't want them 456 00:19:29,981 --> 00:19:32,734 sending your severed foot to threaten some other guy 457 00:19:32,817 --> 00:19:34,611 who doesn't want to build a bridge. 458 00:19:34,694 --> 00:19:37,322 Yeah, I just-- I can't have my son in any danger. 459 00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:38,990 That's why I said you should fire him. 460 00:19:39,073 --> 00:19:40,950 That's what I'd do if it were one of my kids. 461 00:19:41,409 --> 00:19:43,161 Did you want me to fire him for you? 462 00:19:43,244 --> 00:19:44,662 [Michael] No. That's nice of you. 463 00:19:44,746 --> 00:19:46,789 I mean, it's not... [chuckles] It's not nice. Sorry. 464 00:19:46,873 --> 00:19:49,751 It's quick. Very, very quick of you to offer, 465 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:52,462 but George Michael and I are finally close again, and, uh, 466 00:19:52,545 --> 00:19:55,089 I didn't inherit your love of firing family. 467 00:19:55,632 --> 00:19:58,426 -And certainly not him. -[George Sr.] I know it's not family, 468 00:19:58,509 --> 00:19:59,344 but maybe 469 00:19:59,427 --> 00:20:01,596 -you'll do a big layoff around Christmas. -[Lucille] God. 470 00:20:02,013 --> 00:20:05,141 Are we already talking about Christmas layoffs? 471 00:20:05,558 --> 00:20:07,560 Guys, building the wall's the only way. 472 00:20:07,644 --> 00:20:11,064 We took money from the Chinese investors. I-- I can't sell my son's company 473 00:20:11,147 --> 00:20:15,109 to make good on a loan, but I think that I have come up with a... work-around 474 00:20:15,193 --> 00:20:16,903 -to pay them back. -So sorry to interrupt. 475 00:20:16,986 --> 00:20:17,904 -Hi. -They're ready. 476 00:20:18,321 --> 00:20:20,573 I finished writing your speech about the wall. Question. 477 00:20:20,657 --> 00:20:21,908 Do you need an opening parable? 478 00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:24,118 It's hard to find one where the wall builder isn't, 479 00:20:24,202 --> 00:20:26,329 you know, starved to death by his own wall, 480 00:20:26,412 --> 00:20:28,039 or dies of loneliness by his own wall. 481 00:20:28,122 --> 00:20:30,250 Or, of course, is crushed to death by his own wall. 482 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,418 Yeah. We don't want to blow the ending anyway. 483 00:20:32,502 --> 00:20:35,046 Ah. Then you'll hate the one about the honeybee. 484 00:20:35,129 --> 00:20:37,340 [Ron] And while Michael didn't know if his announcement 485 00:20:37,423 --> 00:20:40,176 would make it all the way to China, it definitely made it 486 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,469 as far as the model home. 487 00:20:41,552 --> 00:20:44,806 -Could those be... TV cameras? -[Michael] There you are. 488 00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:47,392 Hey, I want to thank everybody for coming out 489 00:20:47,475 --> 00:20:51,354 to the great Bluth Company border wall project. 490 00:20:51,437 --> 00:20:52,689 [Ron] Gob quickly made a call 491 00:20:52,772 --> 00:20:54,232 -to his former compliance officer. -[Adhir] Hello? 492 00:20:54,774 --> 00:20:55,858 Nine rings? 493 00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:57,735 Are you at Sudden Valley? 494 00:20:57,819 --> 00:20:59,362 Yes, uh, I believe you were told, 495 00:20:59,779 --> 00:21:02,949 although perhaps someone foolishly left a message for you at work. 496 00:21:03,032 --> 00:21:04,200 It's a business event. 497 00:21:04,284 --> 00:21:05,994 -[Michael] Beautiful day. -The Bluth Company. 498 00:21:06,077 --> 00:21:06,911 [Gob] On TV? 499 00:21:07,245 --> 00:21:08,955 -Are you on TV? -[Adhir] A local channel 500 00:21:09,038 --> 00:21:10,957 is televising it, I believe. 501 00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:13,251 -Yes, there they are. -[applause on TV] 502 00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:14,961 -Okay. -[Michael] Absolutely great day. 503 00:21:15,044 --> 00:21:16,546 Walk to the camera, okay? 504 00:21:16,629 --> 00:21:19,674 -Walk to the camera quick, so I-- -[Adhir] I don't feel comfortable... 505 00:21:19,757 --> 00:21:22,343 I need you to comply and walk over to the camera! 506 00:21:22,719 --> 00:21:25,263 Wow, this is perfect. Michael plans 507 00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:27,598 a little "work event" during the weekmid. 508 00:21:27,932 --> 00:21:29,642 Right? That's just... Look at me. 509 00:21:29,726 --> 00:21:31,394 -[Adhir] I can't see you. -Comply! 510 00:21:31,477 --> 00:21:32,937 Look me in the eyes and tell me 511 00:21:33,021 --> 00:21:35,064 that Michael didn't want me to know about this 512 00:21:35,148 --> 00:21:38,526 because I'm the president of Fakeblock. It's why he planned it so early, isn't it? 513 00:21:38,609 --> 00:21:39,944 [Adhir] Uh, Gob, really? 514 00:21:40,028 --> 00:21:42,780 In fairness, it is a Thursday at twenty to four. 515 00:21:42,864 --> 00:21:44,490 Exactly, and everyone knows 516 00:21:44,574 --> 00:21:46,909 the workday doesn't start until nine to five. 517 00:21:46,993 --> 00:21:48,953 [Adhir sighs] Look, I need to get back to him. 518 00:21:49,037 --> 00:21:50,580 Michael's going to announce the wall. 519 00:21:50,663 --> 00:21:53,458 Did he sell Fakeblock to build it? Does George Michael know? 520 00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:55,585 [Adhir] No, I believe he found a way around that. 521 00:21:55,668 --> 00:21:56,919 Well, I'm gonna tell him. 522 00:21:57,003 --> 00:21:59,172 [Adhir] It's a groundbreaking. I wouldn't be concerned. 523 00:21:59,255 --> 00:22:00,965 [laughing] A... a groundbreaking? 524 00:22:01,841 --> 00:22:04,552 A groundbreaking? [sobbing] Should... should... should... 525 00:22:04,635 --> 00:22:07,680 [Michael] Let history not judge us for the ideology, but rather... 526 00:22:07,764 --> 00:22:09,807 the quality of its workmanship, 527 00:22:09,891 --> 00:22:13,227 for we are just filling orders. 528 00:22:18,649 --> 00:22:20,151 [stammering] You want to... You-- you... 529 00:22:20,234 --> 00:22:21,944 Should... should I? Should...? 530 00:22:22,028 --> 00:22:23,446 You want to see some...? 531 00:22:23,529 --> 00:22:25,281 You wanna see groundbreaking gay TV? 532 00:22:25,365 --> 00:22:26,991 Don't start without me. 533 00:22:27,075 --> 00:22:29,035 -George Michael! -[Adhir] Okay, but we've started. 534 00:22:29,118 --> 00:22:32,163 -We're in the middle of... Hello? -[Michael] In a modern world where there 535 00:22:32,246 --> 00:22:33,623 are certainly more threats greater 536 00:22:33,706 --> 00:22:37,085 than a 34-year-old hard-working migrant hoping 537 00:22:37,168 --> 00:22:39,003 to send money home to feed 538 00:22:39,087 --> 00:22:40,880 his wife and three young... 539 00:22:43,591 --> 00:22:44,801 future rapists. 540 00:22:48,721 --> 00:22:50,932 Of course, I'm talking about the threat of cyber. 541 00:22:51,015 --> 00:22:52,433 And that is why the Bluth Company 542 00:22:52,517 --> 00:22:55,770 acquired a new partner just for this project. 543 00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,814 Adhir. Thank you. 544 00:22:57,897 --> 00:22:59,774 -[crowd applauds] Wow! -Look at that. 545 00:22:59,857 --> 00:23:02,235 Okay? Introducing... 546 00:23:02,777 --> 00:23:05,405 Fakeblock. We've purchased this company 547 00:23:05,488 --> 00:23:09,033 solely in order to embed its privacy technology... 548 00:23:09,117 --> 00:23:12,203 -[George Michael] What the [bleep]?! -...into our state-of-the-art prototype 549 00:23:12,286 --> 00:23:13,162 wall project. 550 00:23:14,497 --> 00:23:17,041 We meant to do this, folks, so nobody was deceived. 551 00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:18,584 [chuckles] 552 00:23:21,754 --> 00:23:22,588 And that's it. 553 00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:25,425 [Ron] And so, as Michael went 554 00:23:25,508 --> 00:23:29,595 to ceremonially break ground to prove that Fakeblock could build 555 00:23:29,679 --> 00:23:30,930 an indestructible wall... 556 00:23:31,264 --> 00:23:32,390 To the wall! 557 00:23:33,099 --> 00:23:35,476 May it bring us all... together. 558 00:23:35,893 --> 00:23:37,812 ...Gob kind of made the opposite. 559 00:23:37,895 --> 00:23:40,481 [crowd exclaims] 560 00:23:44,527 --> 00:23:48,531 My name is Gob Bluth, and as president of Fakeblock, 561 00:23:48,823 --> 00:23:50,575 I have an announcement! 562 00:23:50,867 --> 00:23:52,785 I'm building a wall! 563 00:23:54,078 --> 00:23:57,457 Come back for the unveiling in two full weeks! 564 00:23:57,540 --> 00:24:00,168 [applause] 565 00:24:00,251 --> 00:24:03,296 -Wow, that was spectacular. -Couldn't have gone better. 566 00:24:03,379 --> 00:24:06,299 [George Sr.] It's great, Michael. I mean, it placates the Chinese, 567 00:24:06,382 --> 00:24:09,302 and as long as cash comes in from the software within the month... 568 00:24:09,385 --> 00:24:10,761 -Yeah. -...we'll be able to pay 569 00:24:10,845 --> 00:24:13,139 the lawyers who are working on Buster's murder charges. 570 00:24:14,307 --> 00:24:15,183 Come in close. 571 00:24:15,266 --> 00:24:17,268 [whispers] I think I'm winning your mother back. 572 00:24:17,602 --> 00:24:19,353 I'm gonna stick it to her tonight. 573 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,440 We couldn't be prouder, Michael. And in his dreams. 574 00:24:22,523 --> 00:24:24,442 -Right. -[Gob] Hey. Did you see that? 575 00:24:24,525 --> 00:24:26,110 Did you see what I did? Did you see that? 576 00:24:26,194 --> 00:24:27,945 Yeah, yeah. 577 00:24:30,114 --> 00:24:31,407 I had a shovel for you. 578 00:24:31,491 --> 00:24:34,702 No, it's okay. I wanted to come in hot, make a show of it. 579 00:24:34,785 --> 00:24:37,622 God, did you see the look on their faces? 580 00:24:38,539 --> 00:24:40,708 [Michael] Just when you said two weeks to the unveiling. 581 00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:41,667 Right? 582 00:24:41,751 --> 00:24:43,336 And when you turned and went after them. 583 00:24:44,128 --> 00:24:46,589 [whispering] George Michael's coming after you, by the way. 584 00:24:48,174 --> 00:24:49,634 -[George Michael] What was that? -Hi. 585 00:24:49,717 --> 00:24:51,302 Why would you bring my company into this? 586 00:24:51,385 --> 00:24:53,930 -[Michael] Yup. Listen. -Now we have a contract to fulfill? 587 00:24:54,013 --> 00:24:57,808 I know that I told you you'd have time to get the software all worked out, 588 00:24:57,892 --> 00:24:59,977 but it is looking like we're gonna need it in a month. 589 00:25:00,311 --> 00:25:02,438 -A month? -Yeah, I was hoping to stall for six, 590 00:25:02,522 --> 00:25:05,525 but your uncle announced an unveiling in two weeks. 591 00:25:05,608 --> 00:25:08,569 The upside is, after this, we're gonna be able to free up capital, 592 00:25:08,653 --> 00:25:09,654 get you some tech guys. 593 00:25:09,737 --> 00:25:11,739 I got some friends in mapping I can talk to 594 00:25:11,822 --> 00:25:13,574 -when they come up for air. -[George Michael] I can't do this. 595 00:25:13,658 --> 00:25:14,909 -You can't. -[Michael] Well... 596 00:25:14,992 --> 00:25:16,285 Tell them it's off. Go up there 597 00:25:16,369 --> 00:25:18,329 -and tell them it's off. -That's the other thing. 598 00:25:18,412 --> 00:25:20,164 I mean, there is no more... 599 00:25:20,456 --> 00:25:22,917 "up there," um, and-- and-- and look, I... 600 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,627 I cannot call it off. 601 00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:26,003 But I'm the one on the line. 602 00:25:26,087 --> 00:25:28,381 I'm the only one who needs to lose feet over this... 603 00:25:28,464 --> 00:25:29,423 sleep over this. 604 00:25:30,132 --> 00:25:31,842 You just need to make the software. 605 00:25:31,926 --> 00:25:33,386 I should have told you, but, 606 00:25:34,053 --> 00:25:35,680 it just seemed like something 607 00:25:35,763 --> 00:25:38,307 that you might have a knee-jerk overreaction to. 608 00:25:38,891 --> 00:25:41,352 [chuckles] I can tell you what your grandmother would do. 609 00:25:41,435 --> 00:25:42,478 -Um-- -You're fired. 610 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,897 [Michael] She does go right there, but obviously 611 00:25:44,981 --> 00:25:46,649 I don't think that you would go that far. 612 00:25:46,732 --> 00:25:48,109 You have more shares than me, 613 00:25:48,192 --> 00:25:50,236 -so you could fire me. -I just did. 614 00:25:55,241 --> 00:25:58,286 Yup. This is how it ended for the honeybee, as well. 615 00:26:00,955 --> 00:26:02,623 [Ron] And that's when Michael decided 616 00:26:02,707 --> 00:26:05,626 he deserved to use what was going to be... 617 00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:06,794 You're fired. 618 00:26:07,336 --> 00:26:08,462 ...the Christmas present 619 00:26:08,546 --> 00:26:10,631 he'd been saving for his mother. 620 00:26:13,259 --> 00:26:15,553 On the next Arrested Development... 621 00:26:15,636 --> 00:26:17,430 ♪ I'm growin' up, find my way... ♪ 622 00:26:17,513 --> 00:26:18,848 [Ron] Buster becomes... 623 00:26:20,099 --> 00:26:23,352 one of 2015's biggest memes. 624 00:26:23,436 --> 00:26:24,937 ♪ Livin' large, who's in charge ♪ 625 00:26:25,021 --> 00:26:26,814 ♪ Yes, you are, superstar ♪ 626 00:26:26,897 --> 00:26:29,650 ♪ That's the only way I can... ♪ 627 00:26:30,776 --> 00:26:32,194 [Ron] And The Guilty Guys have 628 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,988 another breakthrough in the case. 629 00:26:34,071 --> 00:26:37,366 None of the other witnesses even saw him near the stair car. 630 00:26:37,450 --> 00:26:39,619 The mud should have splattered up on his shoes. 631 00:26:39,910 --> 00:26:41,704 Tests say no wear of any kind. 632 00:26:41,787 --> 00:26:44,123 [Jack] But how does he commit a crime with no mess, then? 633 00:26:44,206 --> 00:26:48,210 Guys, guys, guys, this fits with the fact that he can't walk. 634 00:26:48,294 --> 00:26:50,379 And has been carried everywhere he went, damn it. 635 00:26:50,463 --> 00:26:53,424 -[Anita] Which means what, G-Man? -He couldn't have committed this crime. 636 00:26:53,883 --> 00:26:55,843 -In any way. -[Jack] Get that box of evidence 637 00:26:55,926 --> 00:26:58,054 -over to The Bluth Company with the bill. -We have it. 638 00:26:58,137 --> 00:26:59,180 [Ron] As they clear a man... 639 00:26:59,263 --> 00:27:00,723 They're billing hours. Get our time sheets in. 640 00:27:00,806 --> 00:27:02,808 ...who had died two years earlier. 641 00:27:02,892 --> 00:27:05,102 [Jack] Attention: Michael Bluth, kid, stat. 642 00:27:08,856 --> 00:27:10,441 [upbeat music playing]