1 00:00:10,990 --> 00:00:14,326 [Ron Howard] While waiting for Michael to return from prison with Buster, 2 00:00:14,702 --> 00:00:18,039 the Bluth family was recycling a welcome home party. 3 00:00:18,122 --> 00:00:20,791 Why do we have to have a party every time someone in this family 4 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:23,586 -is released from prison? -Tradition. 5 00:00:23,669 --> 00:00:25,087 -Some traditions get old. -[sighs] 6 00:00:25,421 --> 00:00:27,298 Like that god-awful thing you used to make me do 7 00:00:27,381 --> 00:00:28,507 on your birthday. 8 00:00:29,133 --> 00:00:30,176 Cook? 9 00:00:30,718 --> 00:00:33,637 Plus, we have some business problems to deal with. 10 00:00:33,846 --> 00:00:35,973 Sally Sitwell won the election and now, 11 00:00:36,057 --> 00:00:38,809 for whatever reason, supports building the wall. 12 00:00:39,226 --> 00:00:41,228 We need to come up with two million dollars 13 00:00:41,353 --> 00:00:43,564 -or we're gonna make powerful enemies. -Okay. 14 00:00:43,689 --> 00:00:45,149 -Right, shush. -[door closes] 15 00:00:45,232 --> 00:00:46,776 Not in front of the grandkids. I don't want them to know 16 00:00:46,859 --> 00:00:48,110 about the shady business scams 17 00:00:48,194 --> 00:00:50,529 -that go on in this family. -We lied to investors, 18 00:00:50,613 --> 00:00:53,324 so we have no product and we're two million dollars in debt. 19 00:00:53,407 --> 00:00:55,201 The next welcome home party's gonna be for us. 20 00:00:55,284 --> 00:00:57,787 Oh, don't be ridiculous. My name isn't on anything. 21 00:00:58,579 --> 00:01:00,623 Why are you so riled up all of a sudden? 22 00:01:00,706 --> 00:01:03,042 [Ron] He was nervous because after his girlfriend invested 23 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:04,627 in his non-existent business, 24 00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:05,878 ...everybody needs a bail-out... 25 00:01:05,961 --> 00:01:08,255 The pressures of his lie only grew worse. 26 00:01:08,339 --> 00:01:10,091 -...a date with a sexy man. -What? I thought 27 00:01:10,174 --> 00:01:12,718 -I was taking you out tonight. -[Rebel] Oh, relax, you're fine. 28 00:01:12,802 --> 00:01:15,221 Know what? I've never been attracted to handsome men. 29 00:01:15,304 --> 00:01:16,138 Ah. 30 00:01:16,222 --> 00:01:20,059 Fakeblock is gonna change the world. Which reminds me, I'm dying to see it. 31 00:01:20,643 --> 00:01:24,855 No, I know, it's-- We've just been busy with all our coding and all the goddamn... 32 00:01:24,939 --> 00:01:28,275 [chuckles] ...coding and, um... 33 00:01:28,359 --> 00:01:29,735 also programming, so it's ju-- 34 00:01:29,819 --> 00:01:32,696 But as soon as it's up and running, we'll-- we'll get you over there and-- 35 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:36,992 No. As a part-owner, I want to see it while all the work is happening, 36 00:01:37,076 --> 00:01:39,286 -and I'm not gonna take no for an answer. -Well, but, 37 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:40,788 -the coding, and... -[Maeby] Well, problem solved. 38 00:01:41,205 --> 00:01:42,206 Stick her with all of it. 39 00:01:42,289 --> 00:01:43,916 Let her buy it. She'll get all our liabilities, 40 00:01:43,999 --> 00:01:45,793 and then anything over two million, we get to keep. 41 00:01:45,876 --> 00:01:48,212 I can't do that to someone that I have feelings for. 42 00:01:48,295 --> 00:01:50,089 So stop having feelings for her. 43 00:01:50,422 --> 00:01:52,216 What? Is that something you can do with people? 44 00:01:52,383 --> 00:01:54,468 Yeah, once I learned how to do it with my parents, 45 00:01:54,552 --> 00:01:57,638 it was easy with everyone else. It's like a heart switch, you know? 46 00:01:57,972 --> 00:02:00,766 Click. I love you. Click. I love you not. 47 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:03,644 Click. I love you. Click. I love you not. 48 00:02:04,019 --> 00:02:04,937 Can't you do that? 49 00:02:05,729 --> 00:02:08,107 No, but in my defense, I'm not a sociopath. 50 00:02:08,732 --> 00:02:11,235 [dramatic music plays] 51 00:02:12,528 --> 00:02:13,529 Click. 52 00:02:14,572 --> 00:02:16,365 [Ron] On the other side of the room, however, 53 00:02:16,448 --> 00:02:18,909 Gob still had a very uncomfortable 54 00:02:18,993 --> 00:02:21,203 "heart on" for his friend Tony. 55 00:02:21,537 --> 00:02:25,207 -Who had recently disappeared. -He's alive. He got out. 56 00:02:25,624 --> 00:02:27,209 [John, on TV] It seems the Christian-y fellow... 57 00:02:27,293 --> 00:02:28,502 Definitely got out, right? 58 00:02:28,586 --> 00:02:31,046 ...is now a gay man and, by the looks of things, 59 00:02:31,130 --> 00:02:34,175 -he'll be staying that way. -Why wouldn't he come out? 60 00:02:34,466 --> 00:02:38,095 Oh, who knows what makes a guy think he can pass for straight? 61 00:02:38,470 --> 00:02:40,723 I mean, if he really is gay, he can try to hide it, 62 00:02:40,806 --> 00:02:42,975 but trust me, it will come out 63 00:02:43,058 --> 00:02:44,852 in the most unexpected balls. 64 00:02:45,436 --> 00:02:46,937 Yeah, but the problem is that now the world thinks 65 00:02:47,021 --> 00:02:48,606 that I'm gay, and if I say it was a trick, 66 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:51,066 well, then the alliance will have me by the balls. 67 00:02:51,901 --> 00:02:53,861 Uh... [laughs] 68 00:02:54,236 --> 00:02:55,988 Excuse me, "balls"? 69 00:02:56,488 --> 00:02:59,074 You realize you just said "balls"? [chuckles] 70 00:02:59,158 --> 00:03:01,035 -But you said balls. -[chuckling] Oh, well that's 71 00:03:01,118 --> 00:03:02,828 three times I'm hearing balls now. 72 00:03:03,579 --> 00:03:05,623 I put... You said balls, so... Then I said balls... 73 00:03:05,706 --> 00:03:08,167 Why don't you tell Rebel she can't see the company? 74 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:10,419 Then she's gonna know I'm not a tech entrepreneur 75 00:03:10,502 --> 00:03:11,503 named George Maharis. 76 00:03:12,171 --> 00:03:14,173 -And I'm the sociopath. -[Gob] Both of our hands 77 00:03:14,256 --> 00:03:15,758 -were all over... -What if I take her there, 78 00:03:15,841 --> 00:03:18,093 but it's locked, and I can't wait to eat this snow cone. 79 00:03:18,177 --> 00:03:19,970 -Lovely party. -Yeah, it is a great party. 80 00:03:20,054 --> 00:03:22,932 What if I take her there, but it's locked and we can't get in? 81 00:03:23,015 --> 00:03:25,976 That's the sign of a healthy business. It's closed in the middle of a Tuesday, 82 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:27,770 -and the owner's locked out. -[John Beard] Of course, 83 00:03:27,853 --> 00:03:30,064 these are paid protestors that the magicians hired. 84 00:03:30,147 --> 00:03:33,525 Not real protestors, but that's kind of the norm now, isn't it? 85 00:03:33,609 --> 00:03:35,152 What if she's afraid to go in? 86 00:03:35,611 --> 00:03:37,613 'Cause there's angry protesters out front? 87 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:41,242 -Who would protest a tech company? -Anonymous. 88 00:03:41,825 --> 00:03:43,494 -What's that? -You don't know Anonymous? 89 00:03:43,661 --> 00:03:46,163 They're those hacker guys that wear those Guy Fawkes masks? 90 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:49,458 Oh, shit. That's who the note was from. 91 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:53,128 [Ron] George Michael had first seen the name Anonymous 92 00:03:53,212 --> 00:03:54,672 when debuting his software... 93 00:03:54,755 --> 00:03:56,840 [George Michael] Uh, I'd like to thank... 94 00:03:56,924 --> 00:03:58,592 [Ron] ...which he thought was code 95 00:03:58,676 --> 00:04:00,302 -from Rebel. -Let's put up this wall. 96 00:04:00,386 --> 00:04:01,595 -Have a good night. -[Ron] Having paid little attention 97 00:04:01,679 --> 00:04:03,889 to the men in the Guy Fawkes masks. 98 00:04:04,265 --> 00:04:06,767 -Men who continued to harass him. -[George Michael] Okay, so, 99 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,352 for scenario number two. You found out... 100 00:04:08,435 --> 00:04:10,896 [man, distorted] We'll find you and destroy Fakeblock. 101 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:13,607 You can hide behind your mask like a coward, 102 00:04:13,691 --> 00:04:16,610 but I will... Oh, well, that's a bad example, obviously... 103 00:04:16,694 --> 00:04:19,113 [woman] David, you want Pop-Tarts for dinner? 104 00:04:19,196 --> 00:04:20,698 [man] Mom, don't say my name! 105 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:23,284 [Ron] But Anonymous failed to be specific enough 106 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:25,160 -to make an impression. -[man] I understand 107 00:04:25,244 --> 00:04:26,662 you've ignored my cousin Kevin's-- 108 00:04:26,745 --> 00:04:29,331 -I mean, Anonymous' other warning... -Hello. 109 00:04:29,415 --> 00:04:30,791 They've been threatening me for months. 110 00:04:30,874 --> 00:04:33,836 Hey, that's perfect. Those guys will ruin your life. 111 00:04:34,753 --> 00:04:38,924 -Hey, where did you find those guys? -They're paid protestors, boy! 112 00:04:39,008 --> 00:04:41,093 [chuckling] Gay Gob's funny. 113 00:04:41,176 --> 00:04:44,096 Uh, do you think they could be Anonymous? Like Guy Fawkeses? 114 00:04:44,513 --> 00:04:45,389 Guy Fawkeses? 115 00:04:45,472 --> 00:04:46,557 [George Michael] Can you get me guys like that? 116 00:04:47,308 --> 00:04:49,601 You bet your balls I can get you some Guy Fawkeses. 117 00:04:49,685 --> 00:04:53,314 [Tobias laughs] Don't hold your balls. I would not hold my balls on that one. 118 00:04:53,397 --> 00:04:55,691 -[Ron] And finally, Michael returned... -Where's Buster? 119 00:04:55,774 --> 00:04:57,109 -...without the guest of honor. -Don't you have him? 120 00:04:57,192 --> 00:05:00,654 No. I went to the jail to pick him up, and no one there has seen him 121 00:05:00,738 --> 00:05:01,697 since the parade. 122 00:05:01,947 --> 00:05:04,658 Now, you did let him know he was being released, right? 123 00:05:04,783 --> 00:05:07,244 [Lucille] Well, I'm sure they told him at the jail after the parade. 124 00:05:07,328 --> 00:05:10,998 Mother Bluth, I think you might be interested in this. 125 00:05:11,081 --> 00:05:14,293 [Joni] Oh, speaking of maniacs, let's watch this again. 126 00:05:14,752 --> 00:05:17,880 That's a real criminal inside that makeshift jail cell. 127 00:05:18,047 --> 00:05:19,965 -It's a jailbreak. -[John] You know, it's my... 128 00:05:20,049 --> 00:05:21,467 Is that Oscar? 129 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:23,010 Well, it's not you! 130 00:05:23,302 --> 00:05:25,471 Who even told Oscar Buster was in jail? 131 00:05:25,888 --> 00:05:27,806 [Ron] Oscar was told by Barry, 132 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:29,850 who had driven down to Mexico 133 00:05:29,933 --> 00:05:32,519 -and thought he was talking to George. -You are here! 134 00:05:32,603 --> 00:05:34,438 I came down here to warn you that the cops want you 135 00:05:34,521 --> 00:05:36,940 to lead them to the stair car, 136 00:05:37,024 --> 00:05:39,568 because that's the evidence that's gonna keep Buster in jail. 137 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:42,404 Buster's in jail? My boy. My boy. 138 00:05:42,488 --> 00:05:44,782 [Ron] And so, Oscar used the parade 139 00:05:44,865 --> 00:05:48,285 as cover for breaking Buster out of prison, 140 00:05:48,369 --> 00:05:50,371 knocking Stan Sitwell out in the process. 141 00:05:50,454 --> 00:05:51,455 Dad? Dad! 142 00:05:52,414 --> 00:05:54,666 [Michael] So they escaped from prison a half hour 143 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,543 before he was gonna be legally released? 144 00:05:56,627 --> 00:05:59,421 -[Lucille] No one told him. -He's got a lot of spunk. 145 00:05:59,505 --> 00:06:00,798 I like that on a guy. 146 00:06:00,881 --> 00:06:03,550 If Oscar is with Buster, then where is Lucille 2? 147 00:06:03,634 --> 00:06:06,762 I mean, she could be dead, and Buster will be charged with murder. 148 00:06:06,929 --> 00:06:08,472 Or worse, she could come back, 149 00:06:08,555 --> 00:06:10,349 and they would charge us with embezzlement. 150 00:06:10,432 --> 00:06:12,101 Okay. Buster thinks he's broken out of prison. 151 00:06:12,184 --> 00:06:13,310 God knows what he's gonna do. 152 00:06:13,394 --> 00:06:14,812 Well, somebody has to find him. 153 00:06:14,895 --> 00:06:16,647 You're the cause of it, and he does respond 154 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:18,649 -to your scent. -I'll go with you, 155 00:06:18,732 --> 00:06:20,818 and we will find our son together, 156 00:06:20,901 --> 00:06:24,696 and perhaps we will find each other along the way. 157 00:06:25,155 --> 00:06:27,366 Why don't you find some money along the way 158 00:06:27,449 --> 00:06:29,326 to make up for the land you lost in Mexico? 159 00:06:29,910 --> 00:06:32,287 Father, Mother, please. 160 00:06:32,371 --> 00:06:34,540 Our whole family is in crisis. 161 00:06:34,623 --> 00:06:37,292 For I have seen what happens when families turn on each other. 162 00:06:37,376 --> 00:06:39,628 Just as I found my son, I lost him. 163 00:06:39,878 --> 00:06:42,965 And just as I lost my wife, I-- I found my replacement wife, 164 00:06:43,048 --> 00:06:45,050 but then I-- I lost her. 165 00:06:45,134 --> 00:06:47,928 [crying] I... I have nobody. 166 00:06:49,805 --> 00:06:51,181 Well, you got me, Dad. 167 00:06:51,265 --> 00:06:52,850 Not now, Maeby. 168 00:06:52,933 --> 00:06:56,019 I have... what? Like, one person. 169 00:06:57,438 --> 00:06:58,355 Click. 170 00:06:58,981 --> 00:07:00,899 [Ron] Now the story of a wealthy family 171 00:07:00,983 --> 00:07:03,819 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 172 00:07:03,902 --> 00:07:05,529 but to keep them all together. 173 00:07:05,612 --> 00:07:07,739 [theme song playing] 174 00:07:11,535 --> 00:07:13,745 It's Arrested Development. 175 00:07:17,666 --> 00:07:21,336 George Sr. had again been rejected by his wife. 176 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:24,590 And, feeling low, he decided to get his affairs in order. 177 00:07:24,673 --> 00:07:26,425 ...you're trying to keep your distance from the company, 178 00:07:26,508 --> 00:07:29,845 and I appreciate that, but you are the copresident with Gob. 179 00:07:29,928 --> 00:07:32,514 Well, hang on. President? When did I become president? 180 00:07:32,598 --> 00:07:34,892 Well, I mean, Sudden Valley. I mean, that's yours. 181 00:07:34,975 --> 00:07:37,394 -I mean, we're carrying that for you. -You forgave the debt. 182 00:07:38,061 --> 00:07:39,813 We forgot the debt. 183 00:07:39,897 --> 00:07:44,651 Basically, what we did was we absorbed everything, including you. 184 00:07:45,068 --> 00:07:46,862 And does Gob know that we're copresidents? 185 00:07:46,945 --> 00:07:48,864 [George Sr.] Gob doesn't know that there's a B 186 00:07:48,947 --> 00:07:51,658 -in the word "debt." -If you're gonna run the Bluth Company, 187 00:07:51,742 --> 00:07:52,618 that word's gonna come up. 188 00:07:52,701 --> 00:07:54,745 Go into the company, you look at the books, 189 00:07:54,828 --> 00:07:57,331 you get in there, you find out if there's any money. 190 00:07:57,414 --> 00:08:00,209 I need an evaluation. 191 00:08:00,292 --> 00:08:02,002 Yeah, that's an understatement. 192 00:08:02,085 --> 00:08:03,921 All right. You know I'd really like to be involved, 193 00:08:04,004 --> 00:08:05,589 but I can't risk being involved in anything 194 00:08:05,672 --> 00:08:07,508 -that might be illegal. -Agreed. 195 00:08:07,591 --> 00:08:09,593 -That's what Gob is for. -Boy, I was really hoping 196 00:08:09,676 --> 00:08:11,178 you were gonna say there's nothing illegal. 197 00:08:12,054 --> 00:08:16,016 It's the last thing you'll ever need to do for me. 198 00:08:16,099 --> 00:08:17,559 [acoustic guitar plays] 199 00:08:17,851 --> 00:08:20,646 -You heard a yes? -[George Sr.] Thank you. 200 00:08:20,729 --> 00:08:23,732 -[Ron] Meanwhile, Tobias... -Kudos on being so quiet. 201 00:08:23,815 --> 00:08:26,735 ...checked in with the family who hadn't abandoned him, 202 00:08:26,818 --> 00:08:28,070 but were hiding in the attic. 203 00:08:28,153 --> 00:08:31,532 I've got slices of stale gummy bear, hard candies and a spare rib. 204 00:08:31,615 --> 00:08:33,283 -Ooh, I'll take that spare rib. -Could I have the spare rib? 205 00:08:33,367 --> 00:08:34,952 Just joshing. It's stale gummy bear. 206 00:08:35,285 --> 00:08:36,286 Oh... 207 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:38,288 Sounded like you were having fun down there. 208 00:08:38,372 --> 00:08:39,248 Oh. [sighs] 209 00:08:39,331 --> 00:08:41,750 It takes a lot out of me, but they like to look at me 210 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:45,295 as the sticky white glue that holds the family together. 211 00:08:45,379 --> 00:08:47,839 But now... you're my family. 212 00:08:47,923 --> 00:08:51,677 My biological son and my pathological girlfriend. 213 00:08:52,427 --> 00:08:54,304 And as the provider of this family, I promise-- 214 00:08:54,513 --> 00:08:57,808 nay, vow that you will always have a roof over... Ow! 215 00:08:57,891 --> 00:08:59,893 -Dad, are you okay? -Roof balls! Jesus, quiet. 216 00:08:59,977 --> 00:09:01,520 -You're gonna get us kicked out. -Sorry. 217 00:09:01,603 --> 00:09:03,230 [whispering] Okay, I just think we're all 218 00:09:03,313 --> 00:09:06,108 a little stressed right now, being stuck in this attic. 219 00:09:06,441 --> 00:09:09,611 Are you sure we can't just live downstairs in the real house? 220 00:09:09,736 --> 00:09:11,947 Oh, this isn't a real house. This is a model house. 221 00:09:12,531 --> 00:09:14,241 [Murphybrown] How long do we have to stay here? 222 00:09:14,324 --> 00:09:16,785 Just until I can support us on my actor salary. 223 00:09:16,868 --> 00:09:18,495 -[whimpering] Oh... -[Tobias] Quiet. 224 00:09:18,579 --> 00:09:20,330 You can be excited, but quietly. 225 00:09:20,414 --> 00:09:23,584 [gasping, whimpering] 226 00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:27,546 Oh, no... [whimpers] 227 00:09:27,629 --> 00:09:29,965 [Ron] Meanwhile, Oscar, who was on the run with his son, 228 00:09:30,048 --> 00:09:33,135 knew that he had to get rid of a vehicle that approximated 229 00:09:33,218 --> 00:09:35,470 the very one the police were looking for. 230 00:09:35,554 --> 00:09:38,557 [Oscar] Well, I know I left my truck somewhere around here. 231 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,142 All right, I guess we should get out. 232 00:09:41,143 --> 00:09:43,270 [Buster] I probably shouldn't have chained us together. 233 00:09:43,353 --> 00:09:45,105 [Oscar] No, no, I should've brought a key, 234 00:09:45,188 --> 00:09:46,982 but actually, I think it helps sell 235 00:09:47,065 --> 00:09:48,775 the whole Keystone Cop thing, because it had 236 00:09:48,859 --> 00:09:50,360 -to be something crazy. -[laughs] 237 00:09:50,444 --> 00:09:53,864 Because, you know, in silent movies, it's not real life. 238 00:09:53,947 --> 00:09:56,408 -No. -All right. So what do you think? Ready? 239 00:09:56,491 --> 00:09:58,535 -Mm-hmm, okay. let's go. -All right. Here we go. 240 00:09:59,953 --> 00:10:00,912 Oh. 241 00:10:01,163 --> 00:10:03,749 I guess stuff does happen like this in real life. 242 00:10:03,832 --> 00:10:05,500 -Can you... Easy peasy. -Go out your side. 243 00:10:05,584 --> 00:10:07,210 -[Buster] Easy peasy. -[horn honks] 244 00:10:07,878 --> 00:10:09,338 Well, that wasn't so difficult. 245 00:10:09,421 --> 00:10:11,006 -[Oscar] No. -Or funny. 246 00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:13,592 Keystone Cops would've made a meal out of this. 247 00:10:13,675 --> 00:10:15,677 -Yeah. -Okay, all right. Watch your hand. 248 00:10:15,761 --> 00:10:17,262 Watching. 249 00:10:18,847 --> 00:10:20,432 -Are you okay? -[shrieks] 250 00:10:21,433 --> 00:10:23,435 Wait a minute. It's a fake hand. How can it hurt? 251 00:10:23,518 --> 00:10:26,897 No, it's a rental from prison, and Mother said my next hand... 252 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:28,982 -All right. -...is gonna be out of my own pocket-- 253 00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:30,984 Okay, wait. What's that over there? 254 00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:32,736 It says Mother of God hospital. 255 00:10:32,819 --> 00:10:34,946 Maybe we can get you a replacement. 256 00:10:35,405 --> 00:10:37,824 But first, we gotta get out of these prison clothes. 257 00:10:40,619 --> 00:10:41,495 -All right. -Okay. 258 00:10:41,578 --> 00:10:43,789 Here's the deal. We need a walking system 259 00:10:43,872 --> 00:10:45,332 -so we don't just trip over each other. -Yeah. 260 00:10:45,415 --> 00:10:48,126 -Left, right. Left, right. -Okay. 261 00:10:48,418 --> 00:10:50,671 So we always start with left. 262 00:10:50,754 --> 00:10:52,047 Smooth and easy. 263 00:10:52,297 --> 00:10:55,133 Lemon squeezy. And... 264 00:10:55,217 --> 00:10:56,635 [both] ...left-- 265 00:10:56,718 --> 00:10:58,553 [Ron] It wasn't a good system. 266 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:01,723 But Oscar wasn't the only twin that was down, 267 00:11:01,807 --> 00:11:05,018 because as Michael headed out to keep the company alive... 268 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,731 he realized he'd need to do the same for its founder. 269 00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:13,276 What are you doing with the hose? 270 00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:16,947 Wha... No, I didn't know it was on. 271 00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:19,908 I mean, I would never purposefully run a car 272 00:11:19,991 --> 00:11:22,577 with the garage door closed with the family in crisis. 273 00:11:22,661 --> 00:11:25,080 Okay. You know, Dad, this is an electric car. 274 00:11:25,163 --> 00:11:25,997 Oh. 275 00:11:26,081 --> 00:11:28,458 So, the only thing you're killing is my battery. 276 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:32,629 Is that funny? I... Oh, God, I can't get anything right. 277 00:11:33,213 --> 00:11:35,716 Meanwhile, your mother is banging every beach rat 278 00:11:35,799 --> 00:11:37,259 that ever dropped out of a race. 279 00:11:37,342 --> 00:11:40,554 -[Ron] George was referring to this man... -[Lucille] Oh, hi. 280 00:11:41,096 --> 00:11:43,014 Care to join me for a glass of breakfast wine? 281 00:11:43,098 --> 00:11:46,101 ...with whom Lucille found she had much in common. 282 00:11:46,184 --> 00:11:47,227 [man] Dusty! 283 00:11:48,103 --> 00:11:50,731 [George Sr.] I mean, she wouldn't go out with me this afternoon, 284 00:11:50,814 --> 00:11:52,649 -and I know it's because of him. -[Michael] Dad, 285 00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:55,610 I think you might be giving up, uh, a little too easy. 286 00:11:55,694 --> 00:11:58,613 You know? I mean, Mom loves you. She's just mad at you. You cheated on her. 287 00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:01,074 Or Uncle Oscar did, I don't know. I lost the thread 288 00:12:01,158 --> 00:12:02,909 on that one, but she's probably just trying 289 00:12:02,993 --> 00:12:05,746 to make you jealous, and so... You're the head of the family, 290 00:12:05,829 --> 00:12:07,664 -give her something that she wants. -Wha-- 291 00:12:07,748 --> 00:12:10,083 Are you saying that I should go find Buster? 292 00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:11,960 Show her you're a good dad. You know, 293 00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:14,045 besides, he's gonna need to be found and told 294 00:12:14,129 --> 00:12:17,799 he's free before he does something illegal and ends up back in prison. 295 00:12:17,883 --> 00:12:20,552 -Ah. Maybe Lucille will... -You know? -Uh-huh. 296 00:12:20,635 --> 00:12:21,970 I don't know, let me back in. 297 00:12:22,053 --> 00:12:24,514 [exhales] Boy, you have to have balls of steel 298 00:12:24,639 --> 00:12:26,433 to survive in a hole like that. 299 00:12:27,017 --> 00:12:28,894 And the same could be said for prison. 300 00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:34,483 [Ron] And soon, Michael was going over the books 301 00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:37,444 in what Gob had turned into the conference room. 302 00:12:37,861 --> 00:12:40,030 "Joni Beard, Media Consultant." 303 00:12:40,113 --> 00:12:41,865 20K? What's that? 304 00:12:42,157 --> 00:12:43,700 K means thousand. [chuckles] 305 00:12:43,784 --> 00:12:47,621 Can you believe Adhir just expected me to know that? [laughs] 306 00:12:47,704 --> 00:12:50,999 I must've told him K times, "You gotta help me with these things." 307 00:12:51,082 --> 00:12:53,168 I used to train dogs, so I'm very patient. 308 00:12:53,585 --> 00:12:55,837 And $10,000 for a printer? 309 00:12:56,046 --> 00:12:58,173 -10K. -Good Gob. Good K. 310 00:12:59,382 --> 00:13:00,300 Yeah. 311 00:13:01,092 --> 00:13:03,553 And to be fair, it's a-- It was a 3-D printer. 312 00:13:04,054 --> 00:13:05,180 Why do we need a 3-D printer? 313 00:13:05,639 --> 00:13:07,724 Well, to be fair, it's a 3-D dental printer. 314 00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:10,101 But they're worth twice what I got them to leave them here for. 315 00:13:10,185 --> 00:13:13,021 They must've been too slow for them, but I thought, what do we care 316 00:13:13,104 --> 00:13:15,440 if it takes two and a half hours to print some molars? 317 00:13:15,524 --> 00:13:17,359 Can you just get me a copy of the receipt? 318 00:13:17,442 --> 00:13:19,277 Hey, you want to spend a couple hundred bucks on a 3-D receipt, 319 00:13:19,361 --> 00:13:21,822 I'll have it printed and in your mouth before sunset. 320 00:13:21,905 --> 00:13:22,823 These are your purchases. 321 00:13:22,906 --> 00:13:24,991 -Where are you getting your capital? -[Gob] Capital money. 322 00:13:26,201 --> 00:13:27,285 [quietly] Thank you. 323 00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:30,455 [Adhir] I have all the books here. Coming through. 324 00:13:30,747 --> 00:13:32,666 Including the ones Gob can't look at. 325 00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:35,168 Do you want the Austero-Bluth or just the Bluth books? 326 00:13:35,252 --> 00:13:37,379 Well, I can only look at the Bluth books. 327 00:13:37,462 --> 00:13:40,423 The Austero books are for British eyes only, as they say. 328 00:13:40,507 --> 00:13:43,802 -[dramatic music plays] -[woman] ♪ For British eyes only ♪ 329 00:13:44,427 --> 00:13:46,263 Okay. Uh, well, as copresident, 330 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:48,682 -I can look at the books that he can't. -[Adhir] All right. 331 00:13:48,765 --> 00:13:50,851 I'm sorry I don't understand what... No, I ju-- 332 00:13:50,934 --> 00:13:53,436 Michael, if, look, I'm the copresident, okay? 333 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:56,815 There's only room at this company for one copresident. 334 00:13:56,898 --> 00:13:59,568 What's next? You're gonna want one of my parking spaces, Michael? 335 00:13:59,651 --> 00:14:01,987 I didn't know that I was copresident myself. 336 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:05,031 All right? I'm just here to help. I'm not going to trump you. 337 00:14:05,115 --> 00:14:08,118 Oh, well, Michael, don't worry, 'cause I already went there. 338 00:14:08,201 --> 00:14:09,286 ♪ Balls in the air... ♪ 339 00:14:09,369 --> 00:14:11,162 [Gob] Saturday and Sunday semester. 340 00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:13,790 Best 17K Mom and Dad ever spent. 341 00:14:13,874 --> 00:14:17,711 Anyway, I don't know why I'm not allowed to look at the Austero books, but, uh, 342 00:14:17,794 --> 00:14:20,630 Mom does allow me to make purchases from that account. 343 00:14:22,048 --> 00:14:22,924 Let me get this straight. 344 00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:25,343 You're only allowed to spend money from the Austero account. 345 00:14:25,427 --> 00:14:26,386 Why are all the revenue 346 00:14:26,469 --> 00:14:28,972 from these investments only showing up in the Bluth books? 347 00:14:29,055 --> 00:14:31,474 Would you be terribly offended if I offered you a candy? 348 00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:34,060 -I don't think Dad wanted me to see this. -I don't, either. 349 00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:37,480 And your mother has my passport, so why don't we say that I was never here? 350 00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:39,691 An absolute professional pleasure to have met you. 351 00:14:39,774 --> 00:14:42,277 You know, I think that they had a plan 352 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,821 that they were sure would work, but now they need to get out, 353 00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:47,991 and that's why he wants an evaluation of all the assets. 354 00:14:48,074 --> 00:14:49,534 -Good to see you. -[Adhir] You're doing great. 355 00:14:49,618 --> 00:14:51,703 Yeah, he wants to find out what he can sell off. 356 00:14:51,786 --> 00:14:54,581 And you know, since you're copresident, your name's all over this. 357 00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:57,459 That means that whatever trouble Dad is responsible for, 358 00:14:57,542 --> 00:14:58,960 you are also responsible for. 359 00:14:59,336 --> 00:15:04,049 So you're telling me that Dad thinks I'm responsible. 360 00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:06,635 Maybe it's time to show them you are responsible. 361 00:15:06,718 --> 00:15:07,552 [Gob] Yeah. 362 00:15:07,719 --> 00:15:10,972 That you're not looking for some reward for doing the right thing. 363 00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:13,475 -Or any reward. -[Adhir over intercom] Good Gob. 364 00:15:15,185 --> 00:15:16,561 Oh, thanks, buddy. 365 00:15:16,811 --> 00:15:19,898 They think I'm too stupid to... 366 00:15:20,523 --> 00:15:21,441 Help yourself. 367 00:15:23,485 --> 00:15:25,362 Yeah. You know what's funny? 368 00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:27,530 They think that I'm too stup-- 369 00:15:27,614 --> 00:15:29,324 [choking] 370 00:15:29,407 --> 00:15:31,952 -I already had one in there, so... -We got to face facts. 371 00:15:32,035 --> 00:15:33,828 They're stuck. These stick. They're stickers... 372 00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:35,956 Knowing what we know, we are complicit, 373 00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:38,500 -which leaves us open to-- to liability. -[whirs] 374 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,878 You know, the easy choice would be to quit. 375 00:15:41,962 --> 00:15:43,421 -[Gob] There it is. -We've got an opportunity 376 00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:45,924 to save the company. That would not be easy. 377 00:15:46,049 --> 00:15:48,093 That-- that would take sacrifice. 378 00:15:48,176 --> 00:15:50,220 Maybe even burning the... 379 00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:52,764 well, midweek oil. 380 00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:54,808 I quit. 381 00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:58,186 I shouldn't have called it the easy choice. 382 00:15:58,853 --> 00:16:02,315 [Ron] And Oscar and Buster found their way to the hospital, having improved 383 00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:04,985 upon their left-right walking system. 384 00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:07,654 [Oscar and Buster] Outside, inside, outside, inside... 385 00:16:07,737 --> 00:16:10,031 Now, we cannot draw attention to ourselves. 386 00:16:10,198 --> 00:16:12,742 -I'm just a guy fixing a broken hand. -[Oscar] Right. 387 00:16:12,826 --> 00:16:16,204 And I'm-- I'm just a guy who's wearing a blue hat. 388 00:16:16,287 --> 00:16:17,872 Nothing to see here, folks. 389 00:16:17,956 --> 00:16:20,000 Nothing to see. [whimpers] 390 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:21,876 -[Oscar] Hey! -[Buster groans] 391 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,712 [Ron] But soon, they found the prosthetics lab. 392 00:16:23,795 --> 00:16:26,840 Oh, I'm like a kid in a candy shop. 393 00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:28,341 No way. 394 00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:31,302 I think I saw William Shatner wearing this 395 00:16:31,386 --> 00:16:33,430 -while riding a bicycle once. -Yeah. 396 00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:36,599 Why don't you try this one? This one. 397 00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:38,309 -This one? -Yeah. 398 00:16:38,393 --> 00:16:40,854 -I think this is used for teaching. -Doesn't matter. Who cares? 399 00:16:40,937 --> 00:16:42,772 [Buster] It sort of reminds me of Mother's hand, 400 00:16:42,856 --> 00:16:45,150 except it's less veiny, and warmer. 401 00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:46,860 All right. All right, you ready? 402 00:16:47,527 --> 00:16:50,030 [Ron] Meanwhile, Gob was preparing to walk out of a job 403 00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:53,241 he'd put over eight hours of his life into. 404 00:16:53,825 --> 00:16:56,077 [Gob] This is just as tough for you as it is for me. 405 00:16:56,161 --> 00:16:57,203 Tougher, maybe. 406 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,289 Man without a king. [chuckles] 407 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:03,752 Oh, God. 408 00:17:04,127 --> 00:17:05,754 I'm gonna miss this view. 409 00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:07,964 Rite Aid roof as far as you can see. 410 00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:10,717 [Adhir] Okay, yes, well, anyway, why don't we go over some expenses? 411 00:17:11,509 --> 00:17:14,220 Yes, yes, thank you for reminding me. I, um... 412 00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:16,556 [clears throat] ...I told some paid protesters 413 00:17:16,639 --> 00:17:19,059 that we use that, um, they could bill us. 414 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:22,145 You know, it's for my nephew. Um... 415 00:17:22,228 --> 00:17:24,105 They're gonna be buying some masks as well, so... 416 00:17:24,189 --> 00:17:25,315 They're Guy Fawkeses. 417 00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:27,067 So those are personal expenses. 418 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:30,320 No, I just told you, they're for my nephew. D... 419 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:33,406 Got it. I'll let Michael know they're non-business related. 420 00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:34,783 [Gob] Don't worry about Michael. 421 00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:36,451 He should've thought of that before he fired me. 422 00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:38,661 Probably for being gay, too. 423 00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:41,581 You do know that Michael didn't fire you, you quit. 424 00:17:41,664 --> 00:17:44,542 As any proud gay man would do in the face of such bigotry. 425 00:17:46,127 --> 00:17:49,005 But I guess I don't need to tell that to a little Indian guy, huh? 426 00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:51,132 Michael's not your friend either. 427 00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:52,509 You should've seen the look on his face 428 00:17:52,592 --> 00:17:54,594 when I do my impression of you. You know... 429 00:17:54,677 --> 00:17:56,012 [Indian accent] What's the problem with Apu? 430 00:17:56,096 --> 00:17:58,223 Just one more thing before I have security drag you out. 431 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,183 Why are you claiming that 432 00:18:00,266 --> 00:18:02,852 the closet conversion company was a religious write-off? 433 00:18:02,936 --> 00:18:04,646 Because I went there to become straight. 434 00:18:04,729 --> 00:18:06,147 I thought it was one of those Christian places 435 00:18:06,231 --> 00:18:08,066 that converts gay men and is, uh... 436 00:18:08,149 --> 00:18:09,776 Now the sole province 437 00:18:09,859 --> 00:18:11,861 of extreme fundamentalist Christian derangement. 438 00:18:12,654 --> 00:18:14,989 Oh, you're just mad 'cause you can't have a hamburger. 439 00:18:15,406 --> 00:18:16,449 But, yes. 440 00:18:17,075 --> 00:18:20,078 Those places don't work. There's no such thing as a program 441 00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:22,288 that can change someone. It's a way for hypocrites 442 00:18:22,372 --> 00:18:23,289 to try to convince the world 443 00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:26,376 -that they're now straight. -[Gob] Without using magic. 444 00:18:26,459 --> 00:18:29,921 So I just tell the world that I'm gay, and that I'm going to one of those? 445 00:18:30,004 --> 00:18:31,923 And then I come out straight. 446 00:18:32,006 --> 00:18:34,342 Mm, well, if you really do identify as a gay man, 447 00:18:34,425 --> 00:18:37,846 I would say going to a place like that will only make you miserable. 448 00:18:37,929 --> 00:18:39,639 So, shall I arrange an Uber for you? 449 00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:47,355 I didn't understand a word you just said, little guy. 450 00:18:47,814 --> 00:18:49,232 [Ron] But George Michael, meanwhile, 451 00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:51,901 was worried that his uncle had failed to set up the protesters. 452 00:18:51,985 --> 00:18:54,529 You know Betty White has this same car? 453 00:18:54,612 --> 00:18:57,615 -You know Betty White? -We share a weed dealer. 454 00:18:57,699 --> 00:18:59,659 [George Michael, distorted over phone] We are Anonymous. 455 00:18:59,742 --> 00:19:00,577 Oh, shoot, not again. 456 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:04,289 My tech guys think that I've been hacked by Anonymous. 457 00:19:04,873 --> 00:19:06,207 I don't mean the alkies, I mean the, uh, 458 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:09,127 the guys who wear the creepy masks, hang out online. 459 00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:10,712 The Guy Fawkeses. 460 00:19:10,795 --> 00:19:12,714 Really? That sounded like you. 461 00:19:13,381 --> 00:19:15,633 Think so? God, they can even do that now. 462 00:19:16,259 --> 00:19:18,887 Well, all the more reason to not get you mixed up in all this. 463 00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:22,182 You know, online hacking I can deal with, it's just the day that they show up 464 00:19:22,265 --> 00:19:23,474 in person that I'm dreading. 465 00:19:23,892 --> 00:19:26,644 But you can't live in fear, so... let's go. 466 00:19:26,728 --> 00:19:28,354 Whatever happens, happens. 467 00:19:28,646 --> 00:19:31,065 [Ron] But two other Bluths were living in fear, 468 00:19:31,149 --> 00:19:32,525 and perhaps that's why 469 00:19:32,609 --> 00:19:34,402 they soon found themselves entangled 470 00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:36,821 -with an old friend... -[Stan yelps] 471 00:19:36,905 --> 00:19:38,573 [Buster] Oh, that hurt. 472 00:19:38,656 --> 00:19:40,366 [Ron] ...whom they soon recognized. 473 00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:43,286 I'm sorry, sir. Are you... Stan Sitwell? 474 00:19:43,369 --> 00:19:44,996 [Ron] Who was immediately fearful. 475 00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:46,331 Oh, my God, George Bluth. 476 00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:48,917 -[whispering] Shh. I'm not George Bluth. -[whispers] Act like we're strangers. 477 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,210 -Yeah. -Please don't hurt me. 478 00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:52,420 I don't want any trouble. I'm getting out of here today. 479 00:19:52,503 --> 00:19:54,964 Oh, I know how you feel. I broke out of prison today. 480 00:19:55,048 --> 00:19:56,132 [Oscar] Hey, uh, Stan? 481 00:19:56,883 --> 00:19:58,301 Could we stay at your place? 482 00:19:58,843 --> 00:20:01,054 You're taking me as a hostage in case the cops see us? 483 00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:03,097 Hey, guy, I wouldn't know about that. 484 00:20:03,181 --> 00:20:04,599 -We can pretend we're cousins. -Cousins? 485 00:20:04,682 --> 00:20:05,808 -[laughing] -[Oscar] Yes. 486 00:20:05,892 --> 00:20:08,478 Yeah, Cousin Stan, let's walk, okay? 487 00:20:08,561 --> 00:20:09,687 Inside, outside, 488 00:20:09,771 --> 00:20:11,064 inside, outside... 489 00:20:11,147 --> 00:20:13,191 Right behind you, cousin-father. 490 00:20:13,274 --> 00:20:16,653 -[grunts, moans] -[Oscar and Stan laughing] 491 00:20:17,528 --> 00:20:19,739 [Ron] And George Michael arrived at Fakeblock, 492 00:20:19,822 --> 00:20:22,200 ready to act afraid of the Guy Fawkeses. 493 00:20:22,825 --> 00:20:25,245 -[man 1] When do we want it? -[man 2] Stop tracking us! 494 00:20:25,328 --> 00:20:28,373 -[man 3] Make a chain! -[George Michael] This is all on me. 495 00:20:28,706 --> 00:20:30,583 -[man 4] We're still protesting! -[Rebel] Oh. 496 00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:33,544 You hired a bunch of foxy guys to protest me 497 00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:36,673 because I said I hated hot guys. [laughs] 498 00:20:36,756 --> 00:20:38,716 "Rebel." "Unfair." 499 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,760 -I was reading that as rebel. -[man 5] Oh, my God, 500 00:20:40,843 --> 00:20:43,680 -it's Rebel Alley. We love you. -[man 6] Oh. 501 00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:45,265 Yes, I went as you for Halloween last year. 502 00:20:45,348 --> 00:20:47,141 -Can we get a picture? -[man 4] Do you mind? 503 00:20:47,225 --> 00:20:48,685 Dangerous Cousins is my favorite movie. 504 00:20:48,768 --> 00:20:50,645 -Mine t-- -[man 5] I will. 505 00:20:50,728 --> 00:20:52,772 I want to see everything else you've got inside. Come on. 506 00:20:52,855 --> 00:20:53,940 Might not be anybody in there. 507 00:20:54,315 --> 00:20:56,150 They wouldn't have crossed the picket lines. 508 00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:58,152 Oh, well, you never know with nerds. Come on. 509 00:20:58,486 --> 00:21:00,280 [George Michael] If you want to see a big empty room, we'll take a look, 510 00:21:00,363 --> 00:21:03,116 but uh, just... I just know my guys. 511 00:21:03,199 --> 00:21:06,035 [Ron] But George Michael was in for another surprise. 512 00:21:07,245 --> 00:21:09,455 [clears throat] Yeah. 513 00:21:09,539 --> 00:21:13,710 [Rebel] Oh, my goodness. Fakeblock is so impressive. 514 00:21:13,793 --> 00:21:15,712 -Yeah. -I mean, Fakeblock's incredible. 515 00:21:15,795 --> 00:21:17,755 -Fakeblock is-- -Yeah, Fakeblock is real. 516 00:21:18,464 --> 00:21:19,549 [Rebel chuckles] 517 00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:21,926 It's my place. 518 00:21:23,177 --> 00:21:25,638 [Ron] And back at the cottage, Lucille was in 519 00:21:25,722 --> 00:21:27,557 for a surprise as well. 520 00:21:29,183 --> 00:21:32,687 Lucille, my lady, my love. 521 00:21:33,229 --> 00:21:34,856 Do you remember our first date, 522 00:21:34,939 --> 00:21:36,941 at that little Italian restaurant? 523 00:21:37,025 --> 00:21:38,776 Do you remember what I said to you? 524 00:21:39,485 --> 00:21:41,154 "How did I ever find you?" 525 00:21:41,654 --> 00:21:46,743 ♪ How did I ever find you? ♪ 526 00:21:48,619 --> 00:21:52,206 You took me for Chinese. The Italian place was the first time 527 00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:55,376 I caught you with your secretary, and you asked, 528 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:57,337 "How did you ever find me?" 529 00:21:57,670 --> 00:22:01,799 ♪ How did you ever find me? ♪ 530 00:22:01,883 --> 00:22:04,010 That's it. All right. Get out. 531 00:22:04,093 --> 00:22:05,636 Go back to the Macaroni Grill. 532 00:22:06,304 --> 00:22:09,098 I, uh, also brought you some leftovers. 533 00:22:09,182 --> 00:22:11,976 I'm busy, George. What do you want? 534 00:22:15,229 --> 00:22:16,481 I want you, Lucille. 535 00:22:17,023 --> 00:22:18,900 In what way, George? 536 00:22:19,442 --> 00:22:20,485 Sexually? 537 00:22:20,568 --> 00:22:21,486 Yes. 538 00:22:21,944 --> 00:22:23,363 Sexual-ish-ly. 539 00:22:24,781 --> 00:22:26,199 Look, here's the deal. [chuckles] 540 00:22:27,283 --> 00:22:29,911 -I can't... get hard. I... -Live without me. 541 00:22:30,411 --> 00:22:33,039 It's really getting hard, uh, to live without you. 542 00:22:34,165 --> 00:22:36,959 We really need each other right now, because Buster 543 00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:39,712 is on the lam. His first prison break. 544 00:22:39,796 --> 00:22:41,339 I remember when he just started talking. 545 00:22:41,422 --> 00:22:43,341 He better not have started talking. 546 00:22:43,424 --> 00:22:46,386 No, I meant originally. Like, when he was three. 547 00:22:46,469 --> 00:22:48,221 -Five. -Five. 548 00:22:48,304 --> 00:22:50,014 He didn't say a word until we fired the wet nurse. 549 00:22:50,098 --> 00:22:52,892 He didn't stop talking about that for three years. 550 00:22:52,975 --> 00:22:56,521 -Until we caved. -You see, this is the stuff. 551 00:22:57,021 --> 00:22:58,856 That makes life worth living? 552 00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:01,859 I was actually gonna say that we should keep from the DA, 553 00:23:01,943 --> 00:23:04,612 but can you tell me why life is worth living again? 554 00:23:05,029 --> 00:23:06,864 See, that's just it. 555 00:23:06,948 --> 00:23:09,909 -I'm trying to have some kind of a life. -Mm. 556 00:23:10,201 --> 00:23:12,745 With Dustin Radler, the beach rat. 557 00:23:13,037 --> 00:23:14,747 What's the deal? You in love with this guy? 558 00:23:14,831 --> 00:23:16,916 -We're having fun, George. -[chuckles] 559 00:23:16,999 --> 00:23:18,709 Because he's fun. 560 00:23:18,793 --> 00:23:21,462 He loves music, he plays me songs on the guitar. 561 00:23:21,587 --> 00:23:22,463 You know, hey, 562 00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:25,216 I just brought the assistant manager 563 00:23:25,299 --> 00:23:28,886 of the Macaroni Grill over here during his lunch shift. 564 00:23:28,970 --> 00:23:30,555 It set me back a sawbuck. 565 00:23:30,638 --> 00:23:34,142 It's a third of what you are giving me to live off these days. 566 00:23:34,225 --> 00:23:37,353 Yeah, that's another thing Dusty doesn't complain about, 567 00:23:37,562 --> 00:23:38,438 his allowance. 568 00:23:38,521 --> 00:23:40,273 You give him an allowance? 569 00:23:40,356 --> 00:23:42,859 He doesn't get one. He's very wealthy. 570 00:23:43,151 --> 00:23:44,944 He made a lot of money in his law career. 571 00:23:45,027 --> 00:23:47,530 And he's fun. He surfs. 572 00:23:47,613 --> 00:23:51,451 -He does things. He's alive, George. -[laughs] 573 00:23:52,285 --> 00:23:53,411 I'm alive. 574 00:23:53,494 --> 00:23:55,663 Only because Michael drives an electric car. 575 00:23:56,038 --> 00:24:00,668 Trust me, the whole "trying to kill yourself" thing, turn off. 576 00:24:00,751 --> 00:24:02,336 I think I need to show you 577 00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:06,591 that I am a fun guy who likes to laugh 578 00:24:06,674 --> 00:24:10,011 and is open to not killing himself. 579 00:24:10,094 --> 00:24:12,263 I don't call it that, I call it "a cry for help," 580 00:24:12,346 --> 00:24:14,849 but I think help has just arrived and it's saying, 581 00:24:14,932 --> 00:24:17,977 -"Cry for fun!" -Don't cry at all. 582 00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:20,396 Don't cry. Don't die. 583 00:24:20,897 --> 00:24:22,607 And have some fun. 584 00:24:23,149 --> 00:24:25,109 [laughing] Wow, thank you. 585 00:24:25,193 --> 00:24:27,153 Okay, I'm gonna... I'm gonna go to the beach now. 586 00:24:27,236 --> 00:24:31,032 I'm gonna have a ball! 587 00:24:32,992 --> 00:24:35,411 I don't know what's going on, but I feel like a 55-year-old. 588 00:24:35,495 --> 00:24:37,538 Well, so do I. 589 00:24:37,622 --> 00:24:39,749 And he's showing up to take me out for dinner later, 590 00:24:39,832 --> 00:24:41,209 so I need to get ready. 591 00:24:42,043 --> 00:24:46,005 Okay. Well... don't cry. 592 00:24:46,672 --> 00:24:49,592 Don't die. And have some fun. 593 00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:53,387 Hurt people, hurt people. 594 00:24:55,848 --> 00:24:58,226 [Ron] On the next Arrested Development... 595 00:24:58,309 --> 00:25:01,020 George Sr., hoping his wife is watching, 596 00:25:01,103 --> 00:25:04,524 -goes to the beach to have fun. - Hello. I would like an hour 597 00:25:04,607 --> 00:25:06,609 on the funnest thing you have. 598 00:25:06,692 --> 00:25:08,027 We got a tandem bike. 599 00:25:08,653 --> 00:25:11,364 Unless you're alone, then it's the saddest thing. 600 00:25:11,822 --> 00:25:13,908 Uh, second-funnest thing you have. 601 00:25:14,825 --> 00:25:15,993 We got the ball. 602 00:25:16,577 --> 00:25:19,455 [Ron] And soon, finds himself having a ball. 603 00:25:19,539 --> 00:25:21,541 Don't cry, don't die. Don't cry, don't die. 604 00:25:21,624 --> 00:25:23,251 Help me. 605 00:25:23,334 --> 00:25:24,377 Don't die! 606 00:25:25,419 --> 00:25:27,380 [cries] Don't cry, don't die. 607 00:25:27,463 --> 00:25:29,757 [man] It sounds like he said, "Don't help me." 608 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,717 -I heard, "Help me die." -[George Sr.] Excuse me! 609 00:25:31,801 --> 00:25:33,719 Either way, it looks like he's having fun. 610 00:25:33,803 --> 00:25:36,597 -[George Sr.] I'm gonna die. -[woman] No maritime law against that. 611 00:25:36,681 --> 00:25:37,807 [gasps] Dolphins! 612 00:25:37,890 --> 00:25:40,768 Oh! Hey, we got dolphins. Let's hit it. Yes! 613 00:25:40,851 --> 00:25:43,479 [George Sr.] Die! Was that a boat? 614 00:25:43,563 --> 00:25:46,065 [Ron] And Gob goes on a religious program... 615 00:25:46,148 --> 00:25:48,776 Anyway, that's why I came here. I'm ready to convert. 616 00:25:48,859 --> 00:25:50,236 [Ron] ...to be religiously deprogrammed. 617 00:25:50,319 --> 00:25:52,572 -[man] Oh. -Our church runs a program 618 00:25:52,655 --> 00:25:54,490 that sees confused men 619 00:25:54,574 --> 00:25:57,201 -through a very difficult time. -[Gob] Perfect. 620 00:25:57,285 --> 00:26:00,204 -[audience applauds] -Sign me up for that. 621 00:26:00,288 --> 00:26:02,498 This isn't one of those places where, like, 622 00:26:02,832 --> 00:26:04,625 they get you to quit smoking by making you smoke 623 00:26:04,709 --> 00:26:06,335 tons of cigarettes until you're like, "Oh, no, 624 00:26:06,419 --> 00:26:08,504 no more, no more..." You know what I mean? 625 00:26:08,588 --> 00:26:11,257 -I don't want you to think I'm a whore. -No. 626 00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:13,843 No one would suggest that. Um, 627 00:26:14,218 --> 00:26:16,429 -shall we get on our knees? -Oh, are we starting? 628 00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:21,309 [theme music playing]