1 00:00:01,656 --> 00:00:04,489 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,592 --> 00:00:06,526 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,628 --> 00:00:08,892 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,202 --> 00:00:16,329 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,707 --> 00:00:22,267 Low-carb diets are sweeping the nation... 6 00:00:22,377 --> 00:00:24,402 but some local businesses are being left in the dust. 7 00:00:24,512 --> 00:00:26,946 - And the latest on Iraq... - Hey, George Michael. 8 00:00:27,048 --> 00:00:30,108 They're gonna show that interview you did. We're gonna watch it on Thursday, okay? 9 00:00:30,218 --> 00:00:32,516 - I'll make some popcorn. - Popcorn? Really? Cool. 10 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:35,214 - Yeah, the hell with Atkins, huh? - Oh. Yeah. 11 00:00:35,323 --> 00:00:37,689 Oh, why blow it now? I'll fry up some bacon. 12 00:00:37,792 --> 00:00:40,420 Uh, Dad... 13 00:00:42,030 --> 00:00:44,498 Buddy, you gotta take it easy, okay? 14 00:00:44,599 --> 00:00:46,499 I'm showing this as a model again. 15 00:00:46,601 --> 00:00:49,434 I don't want people to think we've got shoddy workmanship. 16 00:00:51,706 --> 00:00:53,970 That might not have been your fault. 17 00:00:54,075 --> 00:00:56,566 I know. Nothing works in this house. 18 00:00:56,678 --> 00:00:58,873 - Tell me about it. - Is that a shot at me? 19 00:00:58,980 --> 00:01:01,608 - Probably. - Because for your information, I got a job. 20 00:01:01,716 --> 00:01:04,776 - Really? What kind of job? - Beads. 21 00:01:04,886 --> 00:01:08,049 - Bees? - Beads. - Beads? 22 00:01:08,156 --> 00:01:11,353 - Gob's not on board. - Beads are very big right now. 23 00:01:11,459 --> 00:01:14,155 Uh, anklets, necklaces, you name it. 24 00:01:14,262 --> 00:01:17,060 - Bracelets? - But I'll need some start-up money. 25 00:01:17,165 --> 00:01:19,497 I'm in. But we're gonna need a lot. 26 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,728 Beads aren't cheap. Are beads cheap? 27 00:01:21,836 --> 00:01:23,929 Gob, shouldn't you be in bed? 28 00:01:24,038 --> 00:01:26,063 Well, we got a meeting with Dad's attorney today. 29 00:01:26,174 --> 00:01:28,074 He's gonna want me to take a lie-detector test... 30 00:01:28,176 --> 00:01:30,906 to use as evidence in Dad's trial, but, uh, I don't want to. 31 00:01:31,012 --> 00:01:33,480 What if they ask about a magic trick? I just... I can't risk it. 32 00:01:33,581 --> 00:01:37,483 They're not gonna ask you anything. They want me to take the polygraph test. 33 00:01:37,585 --> 00:01:39,746 But... I'm the oldest. 34 00:01:39,854 --> 00:01:42,345 - The matriarch, if you will. - Sure. I will. 35 00:01:42,457 --> 00:01:46,416 Listen, I have to do this to help out Dad, and you don't know anything about our business. 36 00:01:46,527 --> 00:01:50,623 Gob, I'm not looking for a partner. And, believe me, if I was, it would not be you. 37 00:01:50,732 --> 00:01:53,030 Oh. Good. 38 00:01:53,134 --> 00:01:56,262 Well, I'll start my own business. How hard can it be? 39 00:01:56,371 --> 00:01:58,464 Z-z-z-z-z! 40 00:01:58,573 --> 00:02:00,302 Bz-z-z-z-z-z! 41 00:02:00,408 --> 00:02:02,774 We'll see who brings in more honey. 42 00:02:05,313 --> 00:02:07,679 - He's thinking about bees again. - Oh. 43 00:02:07,782 --> 00:02:11,013 I'm not just gonna cut you a check so you can throw it away on another failed business. 44 00:02:11,119 --> 00:02:13,485 Hey, "Mommy, What Will I Look Like?" should have worked. 45 00:02:13,588 --> 00:02:16,648 Lindsay had once started a photo-enhancing service... 46 00:02:16,758 --> 00:02:19,852 which gave new parents a glimpse at what their infants would look like... 47 00:02:19,961 --> 00:02:21,986 in half a century. 48 00:02:22,096 --> 00:02:25,793 Hey, you put an ugly kid in, you can't be surprised when an ugly adult comes out. 49 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:29,495 Look, I need to become self-reliant. It's not gonna last with Tobias. 50 00:02:29,604 --> 00:02:33,472 He's completely oblivious. He's got no idea how I'm feeling or thinking. 51 00:02:33,574 --> 00:02:37,476 - So there's no sex? - I mean, how do you not have sex with me? 52 00:02:37,578 --> 00:02:40,240 It is a struggle. I'll tell you what. 53 00:02:40,348 --> 00:02:42,248 I'll help you out, but you gotta work. 54 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:44,818 Great. Before you know it, I'll be in the red. 55 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,387 And you can take that to the bank. 56 00:02:47,488 --> 00:02:49,479 I'm sure they'll contact me first. 57 00:02:49,590 --> 00:02:52,320 And that's when Michael got a call that made him wish... 58 00:02:52,427 --> 00:02:54,657 he hadn't promised his sister the money. 59 00:02:54,762 --> 00:02:56,662 Hello. 60 00:02:56,764 --> 00:02:59,198 Kitty? 61 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:02,861 And later, the family waited for Michael at the prison meeting room. 62 00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:06,030 - How do you make money from it? - I don't know. Honey? 63 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:08,404 - Or just as gifts. - Who'd want a bee as a gift? 64 00:03:08,509 --> 00:03:11,000 While Buster and Annyong waitedjust outside. 65 00:03:11,112 --> 00:03:13,512 - Come on. Just let me have one bite. - No. 66 00:03:13,614 --> 00:03:15,605 Mother said no carbohydrate for you if you ever gonna... 67 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:17,617 get girlfriend that's not old lady. 68 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:20,313 - At least I can get a girlfriend. - I can get a girlfriend before you. 69 00:03:20,421 --> 00:03:23,049 - Oh, we'll see about that. - Why aren't you in there? 70 00:03:23,157 --> 00:03:25,853 Oh, I was just keeping Annyong company. 71 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,054 Give me that bagel, you little... Give it to me! 72 00:03:29,163 --> 00:03:32,223 Whoa! Our star witness! Come here. 73 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:34,699 Good to see you. You know what? Don't get too close to me. 74 00:03:34,802 --> 00:03:37,703 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me. 75 00:03:37,805 --> 00:03:41,536 - Thanks for the heads-up. - That's okay. We've got your polygraph set for tomorrow. 76 00:03:41,642 --> 00:03:43,906 - About that... - I'll tell them, Michael. 77 00:03:45,446 --> 00:03:48,813 I won't do it. I'm afraid of what I might know. 78 00:03:48,916 --> 00:03:50,907 You? No one wants you. Does anyone want him? 79 00:03:51,018 --> 00:03:53,384 - Who would want him? - They don't want you. 80 00:03:53,488 --> 00:03:56,286 - Good. - I might not be the best witness either. 81 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:59,052 - I got a phone call from Kitty this morning. - His secretary? 82 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,560 - My secretary. - She says that she's got some evidence... 83 00:04:01,662 --> 00:04:04,392 and she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands. 84 00:04:04,499 --> 00:04:06,399 Oh, that is just great. 85 00:04:06,501 --> 00:04:10,733 And now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. 86 00:04:10,838 --> 00:04:12,772 I mean, this family runs into problems, it's... 87 00:04:12,874 --> 00:04:14,774 "Oh, let's have Gob our way out of it." 88 00:04:14,876 --> 00:04:18,107 - What is the matter with you? - It's me that she wants to meet with, Gob. 89 00:04:18,212 --> 00:04:20,612 Oh. Good. 90 00:04:20,715 --> 00:04:23,013 Now, what does she have, Dad? I need to know. 91 00:04:23,117 --> 00:04:25,244 No, you can't know. We got to keep you nice and clean, Michael. 92 00:04:25,353 --> 00:04:29,289 - Especially if you're going to take that lie detector test. - He is absolutely right. 93 00:04:29,390 --> 00:04:31,722 Find out what Kitty wants andjust give it to her... 94 00:04:31,826 --> 00:04:34,021 but don't find out what she knows. 95 00:04:34,128 --> 00:04:37,359 Michael, you can save this business. 96 00:04:37,465 --> 00:04:39,865 You are the only one who can do it. 97 00:04:39,967 --> 00:04:43,528 Yeah, besides me, right? But I kind of got my hands full with these babies. 98 00:04:43,638 --> 00:04:45,196 - He's got bees! - No bees! 99 00:04:45,306 --> 00:04:47,240 Get it! 100 00:04:47,341 --> 00:04:49,673 They don't allow you to have bees in here. 101 00:04:49,777 --> 00:04:52,268 And business was slow at the banana stand... 102 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:54,439 - when George Michael made a new friend. - Hi. 103 00:04:55,783 --> 00:04:58,684 - Hi. - Are bananas high in carbohydrates? 104 00:04:58,786 --> 00:05:00,686 Oh, you're on Atkins too? 105 00:05:00,788 --> 00:05:04,189 Uh, yeah. Actually, that's, um... that's why I'm gonna be on... on TV. 106 00:05:04,292 --> 00:05:07,853 - You are? - I was interviewed for Hindsight, with John Beard. 107 00:05:07,962 --> 00:05:11,227 I, uh, I gave them a joke, but I don't know if they're gonna use it. 108 00:05:11,332 --> 00:05:14,199 You know, thanks to this diet craze, the last time we had a customer... 109 00:05:14,302 --> 00:05:16,031 the banana stand was still green. 110 00:05:16,137 --> 00:05:20,471 Lose it. No, lose the whole kid. We'll just go with the Iraq piece. 111 00:05:20,575 --> 00:05:23,408 - That's so cool. - I guess. 112 00:05:23,511 --> 00:05:25,911 You wanna watch over at my house? 113 00:05:26,013 --> 00:05:28,675 Yeah, l-I guess. 114 00:05:30,017 --> 00:05:32,815 And Michael headed off to meet Kitty. 115 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,820 Their last meeting had ended poorly. 116 00:05:34,922 --> 00:05:37,356 Say good-bye to your company, Michael. 117 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:39,653 - And say good-bye to these. - No, no, no, no. 118 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:43,025 So Michael was understandably anxious about their reunion. 119 00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:45,325 Guess I do get to see them again, huh? 120 00:05:45,433 --> 00:05:49,335 Can we please have one conversation that's not about my rack, Michael? 121 00:05:49,437 --> 00:05:51,735 - Yeah. - Maybe a better question would be... 122 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:53,670 what evidence do I have against you, because... 123 00:05:53,774 --> 00:05:55,674 No, no, no. I don't... I don't wanna know. 124 00:05:55,776 --> 00:05:58,074 I just want to know what you want. 125 00:05:58,179 --> 00:06:00,670 I'd like to be in charge of the Bluth Company. 126 00:06:00,781 --> 00:06:04,012 Well, I want a hamburger and French fries, but I can't have the bun or potatoes. Get real. 127 00:06:04,118 --> 00:06:07,610 I deserve it. Your father promised it to me on the day he went to prison. 128 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:11,850 Sounds like something that he would do. 129 00:06:11,959 --> 00:06:15,759 And if I can't be in charge, then I'm going to have to tell the entire world... 130 00:06:15,863 --> 00:06:18,593 that your father was building houses overseas... 131 00:06:18,699 --> 00:06:21,099 - without paying... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, stop. Stop. 132 00:06:21,202 --> 00:06:25,036 Act... No. Finish. Finish. Um, without paying what? Taxes? 133 00:06:25,139 --> 00:06:28,700 Model houses, Michael. Overseas. 134 00:06:28,809 --> 00:06:31,903 And he hid it... from the U.S. government. 135 00:06:32,013 --> 00:06:34,538 That's it? That's what my dad's been hiding... back taxes? 136 00:06:34,649 --> 00:06:37,447 And unless you plan on paying them... 137 00:06:37,551 --> 00:06:40,952 your dad's gonna be in prison for a long time. 138 00:06:41,055 --> 00:06:44,889 No, we'll pay them. Forget it. We'll just... We'll mortgage the company if we have to. 139 00:06:44,992 --> 00:06:47,552 We found money for those. We'll find money for taxes. Good to see ya. 140 00:06:47,662 --> 00:06:52,725 Yeah. If I was in charge, that would have been my first move too. 141 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:55,358 As Michael returned home, George Michael was heading out... 142 00:06:55,469 --> 00:06:57,960 to meet the girl from the banana stand. 143 00:06:58,072 --> 00:07:00,472 Great news. The business is gonna be okay. 144 00:07:00,574 --> 00:07:02,565 Yeah, I thought bananas would be okay on the diet. 145 00:07:02,677 --> 00:07:05,077 No, l-I meant... Well... You haven't been eating those, have you? 146 00:07:05,179 --> 00:07:08,671 - No. No. Not at all. Just some nuts. - Good. Those are fine. 147 00:07:08,783 --> 00:07:11,616 What I meant was, I think we're gonna be seeing Pop-Pop sooner than we thought. 148 00:07:11,719 --> 00:07:14,779 Huh? Does that sound good? 149 00:07:14,889 --> 00:07:18,256 - Do you hear that rattle? - It is very worrisome. 150 00:07:18,359 --> 00:07:21,055 - Hey, what the hell are you doing? - Great news, Michael. 151 00:07:21,162 --> 00:07:23,790 We're thinking of purchasing a Bluth model home. 152 00:07:23,898 --> 00:07:26,594 And let's check the oven. 153 00:07:26,701 --> 00:07:28,601 Whoa! That doesn't inspire confidence. 154 00:07:28,703 --> 00:07:31,638 Lindsay, the bead business taking off, is it? 155 00:07:31,739 --> 00:07:34,674 Actually, I am the breadwinner, Michael, as it turns out. 156 00:07:34,775 --> 00:07:36,800 I was walking in a strange place today... 157 00:07:36,911 --> 00:07:39,175 a place I'd never set foot in before. 158 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,044 Tobias, walking down a street he'd been down many times... 159 00:07:42,149 --> 00:07:46,381 saw a book he'd written years earlier as a psychiatrist. 160 00:07:46,487 --> 00:07:48,853 The book, initially unsuccessful, had suddenly caught fire... 161 00:07:48,956 --> 00:07:53,188 although, strangely, only in the gay community. 162 00:07:53,294 --> 00:07:56,821 The book is huge. And I have a bit of money coming my way as a result. 163 00:07:56,931 --> 00:08:00,162 So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go upstairs and run the shower. 164 00:08:00,267 --> 00:08:02,462 Let me know if it's too loud in the kitchen. 165 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:04,504 Okay, honey. 166 00:08:04,605 --> 00:08:07,802 So, your husband comes into some money, and suddenly he's not so oblivious anymore, huh? 167 00:08:07,908 --> 00:08:10,206 Hey, now, this is not me being shallow, Michael. 168 00:08:10,311 --> 00:08:12,836 He's written a self-help book that's helping people. 169 00:08:12,947 --> 00:08:14,847 - That does take some insight. - Listen. 170 00:08:14,949 --> 00:08:16,849 This better not mean you're blowing off the bead store. 171 00:08:16,951 --> 00:08:20,717 Well, uh, seeing as though you brought it up, maybe we should get out of this investment. 172 00:08:20,821 --> 00:08:23,483 - I mean, seriously, Michael... beads? - I knew you'd do this. 173 00:08:23,591 --> 00:08:26,219 You work for three seconds, and you find something easier and grab it. 174 00:08:26,327 --> 00:08:28,227 It's "Dip-A-Pet" all over again. 175 00:08:28,329 --> 00:08:31,355 Lindsay also had a brief foray into what she had then hoped... 176 00:08:31,465 --> 00:08:35,526 - Come back here! - would be the burgeoning fad of custom pet coloring. 177 00:08:35,636 --> 00:08:38,730 Well, that would've worked if you'd sprung for a bigger sink. 178 00:08:38,839 --> 00:08:41,330 George Michael, our show's about to start. 179 00:08:41,442 --> 00:08:44,002 - He went out on his date. - A date? 180 00:08:44,111 --> 00:08:47,103 But we had plans to... A date with who? 181 00:08:47,214 --> 00:08:50,843 Some girl. I mean, she barely has a face. You couldn't pick her out of a lineup of one. 182 00:08:50,951 --> 00:08:53,283 But first, the palaces of Iraq. 183 00:08:53,387 --> 00:08:56,550 Trisha, tell us about these new mini-palaces of Saddam's you've discovered. 184 00:08:56,657 --> 00:08:59,683 Our troops have been living here for the last few days... 185 00:08:59,794 --> 00:09:03,594 and, as you can tell, they've made themselves right at home. 186 00:09:03,697 --> 00:09:07,531 Now, a lot of this damage is just due to shoddy workmanship... 187 00:09:07,635 --> 00:09:10,433 but the real surprise here is that these homes... 188 00:09:10,538 --> 00:09:13,871 appear to be American-built to begin with. 189 00:09:13,974 --> 00:09:15,908 There have been sanctions against doing business... 190 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:18,137 with Hussein's regime since the early '90s... 191 00:09:18,245 --> 00:09:21,408 - so who built them? - Does that look a little like our kitchen island? 192 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:24,882 Well, whoever it is, they're in a world of trouble. 193 00:09:24,985 --> 00:09:27,112 Michael realized that his father's crimes... 194 00:09:27,221 --> 00:09:29,086 might be bigger than he thought. 195 00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:33,991 There's a good chance I may have committed some light treason. 196 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:38,088 This might even be considered light treason. 197 00:09:38,199 --> 00:09:40,793 Oh, my God. 198 00:09:46,871 --> 00:09:51,341 Michael had just found out his father might have committed... 199 00:09:51,443 --> 00:09:54,435 some light treason by building model homes in Iraq. 200 00:09:54,546 --> 00:09:57,674 And he tried to get ahold of Kitty, who he knew had the evidence. 201 00:09:57,782 --> 00:10:00,444 Unfortunately, Kitty was meeting with Gob at the time. 202 00:10:00,552 --> 00:10:04,283 - What about hash browns? - No, because hash browns are potatoes. 203 00:10:04,389 --> 00:10:06,789 So you really can't eat anything on this diet. 204 00:10:06,891 --> 00:10:09,985 Wow. Wonder how this is gonna affect my honey business? 205 00:10:10,095 --> 00:10:12,495 Gob, I have seen you get passed over... 206 00:10:12,597 --> 00:10:14,895 time and time again by your family. 207 00:10:14,999 --> 00:10:17,263 You don't deserve that. You're smarter than them. 208 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:22,101 What about macaroni... let me finish... salad? 209 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:24,698 Gob, this is your time. 210 00:10:24,809 --> 00:10:27,710 With my help, knowing what I know... 211 00:10:27,812 --> 00:10:31,942 - we could take over the Bluth Company together. - Wow! 212 00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:34,484 This is a side of you I'd never noticed before. 213 00:10:34,586 --> 00:10:38,113 Have they always been that big? 214 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:40,316 And the next day, Michael went to his mother's. 215 00:10:40,425 --> 00:10:43,451 I saw an exposé on the Iraq palaces last night... 216 00:10:43,561 --> 00:10:46,121 and I could have sworn that one of them was the Sea Wind unit. 217 00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:50,793 That's funny. I always pictured Iraq in the middle of the desert. 218 00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:52,563 Dad sold houses to the Iraqis, didn't he? 219 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:55,195 And this is what you kept from me so I could take the polygraph test. 220 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:58,469 Tell me the truth, okay? 'Cause there's been a lot of lying in this family. 221 00:10:58,576 --> 00:11:00,567 And a lot of love. 222 00:11:00,678 --> 00:11:03,203 - More lies. - Look, I never knew about anything. 223 00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,612 But I had my suspicions. 224 00:11:05,717 --> 00:11:07,617 He never told me where he was going... 225 00:11:07,719 --> 00:11:11,314 but he used to come back from those business trips reeking of lamb. 226 00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:14,289 And people would send figs... not even at Christmas. 227 00:11:14,392 --> 00:11:16,758 In the middle of October. 228 00:11:16,861 --> 00:11:19,091 Oh, and once, someone sent him a toe... 229 00:11:19,197 --> 00:11:21,290 and he went white as a sheet. 230 00:11:21,399 --> 00:11:24,493 I think you're right, Michael. 231 00:11:24,602 --> 00:11:28,003 Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. 232 00:11:28,106 --> 00:11:31,735 I'm the first born. Sick of playing second fiddle. 233 00:11:31,843 --> 00:11:35,108 Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. 234 00:11:35,213 --> 00:11:37,681 Being the fifth wheel. 235 00:11:37,782 --> 00:11:40,216 There are six things I'm mad about... 236 00:11:40,318 --> 00:11:43,185 - and I'm taking over. - You want to be in charge? 237 00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:45,449 - Yeah. - You want to deal with what I deal with... 238 00:11:45,557 --> 00:11:48,924 a sister who takes your money and throws it away; 239 00:11:49,027 --> 00:11:50,927 a mother who you can't trust; 240 00:11:51,029 --> 00:11:54,157 a company whose founder may be on trial for treason... 241 00:11:54,265 --> 00:11:56,529 Is that what you want? 242 00:11:56,634 --> 00:12:01,071 - What kind of vacation time does it offer? - Yeah. 243 00:12:01,172 --> 00:12:05,541 Gob realized that the power play he promised to make with Kitty... 244 00:12:05,643 --> 00:12:08,703 - had perhaps come at a bad time. - I've made a huge mistake. 245 00:12:08,813 --> 00:12:10,248 And Tobias was having his first book reading. 246 00:12:10,248 --> 00:12:11,146 And Tobias was having his first book reading. 247 00:12:11,249 --> 00:12:14,776 And, for the ease of the reader, I have changed all the gender-related pronouns... 248 00:12:14,886 --> 00:12:17,787 "he," "she"... to the masculine "he." 249 00:12:17,889 --> 00:12:22,189 "The Man Inside Me. For Lindsay, my rock. 250 00:12:22,293 --> 00:12:24,784 I could not have done this without him." 251 00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:29,061 And Lindsay arrived to support her husband. 252 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:33,627 "For there is a man inside me, and only when he's finally out... 253 00:12:33,738 --> 00:12:37,139 can I walk free of pain." 254 00:12:37,242 --> 00:12:39,676 This book is gonna sell, like, a billion copies. 255 00:12:39,777 --> 00:12:42,905 Lindsay! Oh, I'm so glad you came. 256 00:12:43,014 --> 00:12:44,948 I was hoping for more women. 257 00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:47,415 Perhaps I shouldn't have just used "he." I think that was a mistake. 258 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:51,682 And Lindsay realized that Tobias was just as oblivious as she'd always thought. 259 00:12:51,789 --> 00:12:54,314 Tobias, I don't think this relationship is gonna work. 260 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:57,451 What are you talking about? We've had some great times. 261 00:12:59,664 --> 00:13:02,599 We've got nothing left, Tobias. 262 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:05,066 And Michael went to confront his father. 263 00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:08,764 You're building houses in Iraq? I mean, do you know how they punish treason? 264 00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:11,103 - First time. - I've never heard of a second. 265 00:13:11,209 --> 00:13:13,803 Oh, I've got the worst... attorneys. 266 00:13:13,911 --> 00:13:16,937 This is why I didn't want to get you involved, but we can fix this. 267 00:13:17,048 --> 00:13:19,141 - What are Kitty's demands? What does she want? - She wants my job. 268 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,218 Suddenly everybody wants my job, and I should've given it to her. 269 00:13:21,319 --> 00:13:25,619 You mean, you didn't? Michael! She has the evidence of what we did over there. 270 00:13:25,723 --> 00:13:28,214 No, all she thinks it is is unpaid taxes. 271 00:13:28,326 --> 00:13:31,159 Yeah. What if she gives it to someone who's even moderately intelligent? 272 00:13:31,262 --> 00:13:34,322 In fact, Kitty had gone to someone moderately intelligent... 273 00:13:34,432 --> 00:13:37,492 in her continuing quest for control of the Bluth Company. 274 00:13:37,602 --> 00:13:41,333 - I can't believe you called me for a date. - You didn't tell anyone, did you? 275 00:13:41,439 --> 00:13:44,374 Are you kidding? I don't need to brag... 276 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:47,069 that some people haven't even been on a date! 277 00:13:47,178 --> 00:13:49,578 Day not over yet, fatty. 278 00:13:49,681 --> 00:13:52,047 You weren't thinking clearly. I mean, none of us are. 279 00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:54,050 We need bread. 280 00:13:54,152 --> 00:13:56,643 If this information was so damaging, why didn't you just shred it? 281 00:13:56,754 --> 00:13:59,154 Well, Saddam owed us money. 282 00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:02,055 You didn't realize that he wouldn't pay? 283 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,185 Your mom had a good feeling about him. 284 00:14:04,295 --> 00:14:09,699 So Mom knew this entire time, and shejust lied to my face for months and months? 285 00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:13,532 Let me tell you something, Dad. This is... This is your problem. Okay? Not mine. 286 00:14:13,638 --> 00:14:17,734 Well, maybe it wouldn't be my problem if you did what I asked for once in your life... 287 00:14:17,842 --> 00:14:20,970 - and you gave Kitty what I asked you to! - Once in my damn life? 288 00:14:21,079 --> 00:14:24,071 All I've ever done my entire life is do exactly what you told me to, all right? 289 00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:28,175 I've done everything for this family, Pop. Not anymore. Kitty can have my job. 290 00:14:28,286 --> 00:14:30,846 And you can take your own polygraph test, 'cause I'm done. 291 00:14:30,955 --> 00:14:34,049 - I'm done with you, and I'm done with the business. - Great. 292 00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:38,458 I'm gonna get a lethal injection because my son won't eat a potato. 293 00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:43,829 George Sr., in a surprise move... 294 00:14:43,936 --> 00:14:46,097 volunteered to take the polygraph. 295 00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:48,230 - So did you swipe the sedative from the infirmary... - No! 296 00:14:48,341 --> 00:14:50,571 - to lower your heart rate? - No! It's okay. I want to do this... 297 00:14:50,677 --> 00:14:54,010 because I want people to know I never willfully deceived anyone. 298 00:14:54,113 --> 00:14:57,207 Mistakes were made, but I never intended to hurt anyone! 299 00:14:57,317 --> 00:14:58,875 I was trying to support my family! 300 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,215 - He doesn't appear to be on a sedative. - But I can see clearly now... 301 00:15:01,321 --> 00:15:05,917 sitting in this chair, strapped to this machine, I can see that my life has become a failure! 302 00:15:06,025 --> 00:15:09,358 I've let people down, let myself down. 303 00:15:09,462 --> 00:15:13,091 But I love my country! I love it here! 304 00:15:13,199 --> 00:15:15,861 You can shop... I love my... Can't breathe. 305 00:15:15,968 --> 00:15:19,699 - I can't breathe! - Wait! Wait! Are you guilty? Yes or no? 306 00:15:19,806 --> 00:15:22,468 - I think he's having a heart attack. - That was not a nod. No. 307 00:15:22,575 --> 00:15:25,567 - That was not a nod. - Call an ambulance! 308 00:15:29,148 --> 00:15:32,413 - Oh, how is he? - Stable. 309 00:15:32,518 --> 00:15:35,715 But they don't know if he's due for another one. 310 00:15:35,822 --> 00:15:39,952 It's his own fault. What kind of diet is this? It's too much meat. 311 00:15:40,059 --> 00:15:43,153 I want all of you off this immediately. 312 00:15:43,262 --> 00:15:45,992 Except you. 313 00:15:46,099 --> 00:15:48,761 Tobias! I can't believe you came! 314 00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:51,894 Oh, come on, Lindsay. This is my family. 315 00:15:52,004 --> 00:15:55,735 And Lindsay realized that perhaps they did have something left... 316 00:15:55,842 --> 00:15:57,400 a real connection. 317 00:15:57,510 --> 00:16:00,070 Also, Dale, one of the gentlemen from my reading... 318 00:16:00,179 --> 00:16:03,012 is a nurse here, so we were able to park right out front. 319 00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:06,784 Oh! Barry. Did you talk to a doctor? 320 00:16:06,886 --> 00:16:09,582 I did. I have poison oak. 321 00:16:09,689 --> 00:16:12,419 Do you believe it? Where the hell did I get that? 322 00:16:14,527 --> 00:16:17,257 - She was talking about George. - No, he's the same. 323 00:16:17,363 --> 00:16:21,265 Look, I guess we should decide who's gonna speak for the family. I would... 324 00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:22,925 but I have Laker tickets. 325 00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:26,937 Buster knew this was his chance... 326 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,973 to put Kitty's coup d'état in action. 327 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,373 He wondered ifhe was up for it. 328 00:16:31,477 --> 00:16:33,945 Someone might have to sign the "do not resuscitate" form. 329 00:16:34,046 --> 00:16:38,107 - And he decided he wasn't. - I need to make a telephone call. Get out of something. 330 00:16:38,217 --> 00:16:40,310 I'm in charge now. 331 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:42,615 I speak for this family. 332 00:16:42,722 --> 00:16:46,317 I mean, l-I could, if you wanted me to. 333 00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:50,123 I'd rather not, obviously. Don't know what I'd say. 334 00:16:50,229 --> 00:16:52,789 Why do I have to be the one? I don't need this. 335 00:16:52,899 --> 00:16:55,163 Why does this have to become my problem? No. I'm out. 336 00:16:55,268 --> 00:16:57,395 Forget it. Find somebody else. I'm sick of it. 337 00:16:57,503 --> 00:17:01,132 - I'm sick of doing everything for this family. - Where is Michael? 338 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,470 - Typical. - Did somebody call him? 339 00:17:03,576 --> 00:17:05,567 In fact, they hadn't. 340 00:17:05,678 --> 00:17:08,306 And at that moment, he was determined to finally get... 341 00:17:08,414 --> 00:17:10,644 - as far away from his family as possible. - Hey, pal. 342 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,980 - Pack your bags. - Where are we goin'? 343 00:17:13,085 --> 00:17:16,179 Anywhere. Joshua Tree, space camp, the Baseball Hall of Fame... 344 00:17:16,289 --> 00:17:19,816 Everything you and I have always wanted to do but haven't been able to because of this family. 345 00:17:19,926 --> 00:17:22,656 - We're just gonna go? - Yeah. And I don't know if we're even gonna come back. 346 00:17:22,762 --> 00:17:25,322 - There's nothing keeping us here. - Well, Dad... 347 00:17:25,431 --> 00:17:28,867 - I like it here. - What the hell's going on with you lately? 348 00:17:28,968 --> 00:17:32,131 I wanted to watch Hindsight, and you weren't there. 349 00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:35,173 I want to pack up and desert the family, and you don't want to. 350 00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:38,209 - Is it this new girlfriend? - No, it... 351 00:17:38,311 --> 00:17:41,940 It's because of the family. I like the family. 352 00:17:42,048 --> 00:17:45,779 - I mean, if we leave, who's gonna take care of these people? - I don't know. 353 00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:50,185 The state or the police. Maybe the Magicians' Alliance will pick up some slack. 354 00:17:50,289 --> 00:17:53,224 Hey. That's gonna be them, and they're gonna want something. 355 00:17:53,326 --> 00:17:55,453 We're not answering that. 356 00:18:02,502 --> 00:18:04,402 Hello? 357 00:18:05,638 --> 00:18:08,630 - Where's George Michael? - Exactly. Where is he? 358 00:18:08,741 --> 00:18:12,040 Ever since he's been dating this Annie McNo-face, he's been blowing me off. 359 00:18:12,144 --> 00:18:14,374 - Oh, hey. Where's Pop-Pop? - Room 212. 360 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,048 And that's when Maeby decided... 361 00:18:16,048 --> 00:18:16,946 And that's when Maeby decided... 362 00:18:17,049 --> 00:18:21,110 that perhaps she could use her uncle to make her cousin jealous. 363 00:18:24,123 --> 00:18:26,387 Hey, Dad. Wait up. 364 00:18:26,492 --> 00:18:29,154 That was a waste of time. 365 00:18:31,097 --> 00:18:33,793 How's he doin'? 366 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,061 He's hanging in there. 367 00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:38,568 He keeps trying to get this I. V. out ofhis arm. I don't understand why. 368 00:18:38,671 --> 00:18:40,571 It's just glucose. 369 00:18:40,673 --> 00:18:43,073 We're all trying to stay away from sugar. 370 00:18:44,911 --> 00:18:48,608 - He's gonna be okay, right? - Absolutely. Absolutely. You all right? 371 00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:51,046 I'll handle this one, Michael. 372 00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:55,951 Don't you worry. It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. 373 00:18:56,055 --> 00:18:57,955 Old bear! 374 00:18:58,057 --> 00:18:59,957 He likes the honey! 375 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,594 He never got a chance to see my bee business take off. 376 00:19:04,697 --> 00:19:08,224 Hey, come on, now. Dad's gonna be around another 30 years, Gob. 377 00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:10,825 Your business, uh, might not. 378 00:19:12,371 --> 00:19:14,635 You're a good brother, Michael. 379 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:18,699 Heart attack never stop old Big Bear. 380 00:19:18,811 --> 00:19:21,803 I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. 381 00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:25,782 - We never had a chance to! - Hey, hey. Come on, Gob. 382 00:19:25,885 --> 00:19:30,322 Everybody, I'm very sorry, okay? I feel awful. I should have been here. 383 00:19:30,423 --> 00:19:33,688 I was the one that was supposed to take that polygraph test, and then I just turned on him... 384 00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:35,784 and then this happened, but never again, okay? 385 00:19:35,895 --> 00:19:39,296 I will never, ever leave this family, no matter what. 386 00:19:40,766 --> 00:19:44,463 - You should've been here. - I feel like I covered that. 387 00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:47,505 - Well, you didn't say it. - I feel awful. I should have been here. 388 00:19:47,607 --> 00:19:50,235 Maybe you're right. Maybe I didn't say it. I should have been here. 389 00:19:52,478 --> 00:19:55,743 - Excuse me, Mr. Bluth. - Hmm? 390 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:59,643 We lost him. 391 00:19:59,752 --> 00:20:03,210 He just, uh, got away from us. I'm sorry. 392 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:06,685 Uh, can we go in there? 393 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:09,260 If you want. Not a lot to see. 394 00:20:09,362 --> 00:20:12,354 Maybe not for you, but for us. 395 00:20:27,146 --> 00:20:31,776 And that's when the family realized that George Sr. wasn't dead... 396 00:20:31,884 --> 00:20:34,944 but was fleeing the country that he loved so very much. 397 00:20:41,794 --> 00:20:44,729 Pack your bags. 398 00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:47,594 On the next season of Arrested Development. 399 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,328 The family grapples with the news they hadjust heard. 400 00:20:50,436 --> 00:20:52,904 Why would a doctor say he's "gone" when he means he's escaped? 401 00:20:53,005 --> 00:20:55,030 God, I've missed bread. Mmm. 402 00:20:55,141 --> 00:20:58,304 Wouldn't you say, "He left out the window'... 403 00:20:58,411 --> 00:21:00,379 or, "The room's empty." 404 00:21:00,479 --> 00:21:02,379 Maeby's life gets a little more complicated. 405 00:21:02,481 --> 00:21:05,917 It's so obvious. He gave himself the shot to make it look like a heart attack. 406 00:21:06,018 --> 00:21:08,350 - How could they not see that? - Maybe we should kiss again... 407 00:21:08,454 --> 00:21:11,890 and teach them a lesson about obvious. 408 00:21:11,991 --> 00:21:13,788 And Kitty helps George Sr. escape.