1 00:00:01,655 --> 00:00:04,556 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,658 --> 00:00:06,649 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,751 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,201 --> 00:00:15,930 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,507 --> 00:00:23,408 Michael Bluth and his family had gathered at the courthouse... 6 00:00:23,510 --> 00:00:27,344 to discuss George Sr.'s upcoming trial. 7 00:00:27,447 --> 00:00:29,574 Do not ask me how I did it... 8 00:00:29,683 --> 00:00:32,083 they offered us a plea bargain. 9 00:00:32,185 --> 00:00:34,915 Really? There's a chance we don't have to go to trial? 10 00:00:35,022 --> 00:00:36,683 Absolutely, and I say we take it... 11 00:00:36,790 --> 00:00:38,758 because we will never get an offer this good again. 12 00:00:38,859 --> 00:00:41,760 - Wow. - Great. What's the offer? 13 00:00:41,862 --> 00:00:45,423 Well, I didn't read it. I just got it yesterday. 14 00:00:45,532 --> 00:00:48,228 F.Y.I., I'm trying to get back into the dating world. 15 00:00:52,706 --> 00:00:56,472 Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are you? 16 00:00:56,577 --> 00:00:58,841 No, baby. I'm the real thing. 17 00:01:00,814 --> 00:01:03,647 I don't understand how a person can put their sex life in front of their work. 18 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:07,186 He's a man, Michael. He needs a woman. 19 00:01:07,287 --> 00:01:09,949 Can we get back to work, folks? 20 00:01:10,057 --> 00:01:12,025 We've only got 24 hours to respond... 21 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:14,992 and no matter what this is, it is better than going to trial. 22 00:01:15,095 --> 00:01:18,121 Your father's not here. I'll speak for him. 23 00:01:18,231 --> 00:01:20,426 He loves it. He's crazy about the plea. 24 00:01:20,534 --> 00:01:23,697 He's dying to get out of that prison and be with a woman again. 25 00:01:23,804 --> 00:01:25,829 In fact, George Sr. had a woman in his life... 26 00:01:25,939 --> 00:01:29,340 Cindi Lightballoon, a fan ofhis Caged Wisdom video series... 27 00:01:29,443 --> 00:01:32,071 with whom he'd had fleeting physical contact. 28 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:35,342 That morning however, she had some startling news for him. 29 00:01:35,449 --> 00:01:37,508 I'm a mole. 30 00:01:37,618 --> 00:01:41,179 Well, you know, God doesn't care how big your teeth are. 31 00:01:41,288 --> 00:01:43,449 Yes, you could go to a dentist. You could... Whoo. 32 00:01:43,557 --> 00:01:48,517 You could grind off about... I don't know... 30%, maybe more. Yeah, I wouldn't miss it. 33 00:01:48,629 --> 00:01:51,996 No, no, no. I mean, I'm an undercover government agent. 34 00:01:52,099 --> 00:01:54,567 I was sent here to investigate you. 35 00:01:54,668 --> 00:01:58,365 Up until last week, my being in love with you was just an act. 36 00:01:58,472 --> 00:02:01,339 - Hmm. - But now I want to be with you. 37 00:02:01,441 --> 00:02:04,433 And I know you can beat this case they have against you. 38 00:02:04,544 --> 00:02:06,273 I know this for a fact. 39 00:02:08,015 --> 00:02:11,542 I want to fight this thing. I can beat it. I know it for a fact. 40 00:02:11,652 --> 00:02:13,620 - We're taking the plea. - Lucille, we're not taking a plea. 41 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,620 We don't even know what the plea is yet. 42 00:02:15,722 --> 00:02:18,054 Is that a shot at me? 'Cause that makes me want to read it less. 43 00:02:18,158 --> 00:02:19,989 - You have another one of these? - Yes, I do. 44 00:02:20,093 --> 00:02:22,288 - We'll both read it. - You're going to read that? 45 00:02:22,396 --> 00:02:23,727 - Yeah. - It's pretty thick. 46 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:26,560 He thinks he's a lawyer 'cause he played one in 10th grade. 47 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,999 In order to satisfy an English requirement... 48 00:02:29,102 --> 00:02:31,002 Michael appeared in the drama club's production... 49 00:02:31,104 --> 00:02:33,368 of an original play, The Trial of Captain Hook. 50 00:02:40,881 --> 00:02:44,180 - I don't remember that. - Well, you left during my solo. 51 00:02:44,284 --> 00:02:46,184 And I'm surprised my twin sister can remember that... 52 00:02:46,286 --> 00:02:49,119 considering she was repeating the ninth grade at the time. 53 00:02:49,222 --> 00:02:52,123 - I don't remember that. - Big surprise, Mom. 54 00:02:52,225 --> 00:02:54,125 It's not like you ever took an interest in our lives. 55 00:02:54,227 --> 00:02:56,889 Honestly, if I ever did to Maeby what you- 56 00:02:56,997 --> 00:02:59,124 Lindsay recalled that earlier that day... 57 00:02:59,232 --> 00:03:02,258 she had received a letter from the high school about her own daughter. 58 00:03:05,572 --> 00:03:10,737 And so later, Lindsay and Tobias tried a more hands-on approach to parenting. 59 00:03:10,844 --> 00:03:13,312 We would like you to tutor our daughter. 60 00:03:13,413 --> 00:03:16,576 Now, of course, we're having a bit of a cash-flow problem... 61 00:03:16,683 --> 00:03:18,583 but I assure you... 62 00:03:18,685 --> 00:03:20,585 if you bring our little girl's grades up... 63 00:03:20,687 --> 00:03:24,248 I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream... 64 00:03:24,357 --> 00:03:26,951 you'll be the envy of everyJerry and Jane on the block. 65 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:29,460 We're the only house on the block. 66 00:03:32,365 --> 00:03:34,663 Perhaps we should get somebody else. 67 00:03:34,768 --> 00:03:37,601 Michael, meanwhile, had gone to the bar across the street from the courthouse... 68 00:03:37,704 --> 00:03:39,797 to read the plea offer. 69 00:03:39,906 --> 00:03:42,238 "Not to exceed five years, but no less than three." 70 00:03:42,342 --> 00:03:44,071 - So what do you think? - I don't know. 71 00:03:44,177 --> 00:03:47,442 I'm so mad at Barry I can't even focus. That guy's out dating? 72 00:03:47,547 --> 00:03:50,311 - I mean, I'd love to be dating, but l... - Can't relax? 73 00:03:50,417 --> 00:03:53,784 No. I don't have time for a relationship. This is important. 74 00:03:53,887 --> 00:03:56,151 No one said anything about a relationship, Michael. 75 00:03:56,256 --> 00:03:58,156 If you'd slept with more than four women, you'd know that. 76 00:03:58,258 --> 00:04:01,318 - I have, Gob. - More than five? 77 00:04:02,929 --> 00:04:06,660 Let's say "five". This is a courthouse bar, Michael. 78 00:04:06,767 --> 00:04:08,735 These are professional, aggressive women... 79 00:04:08,835 --> 00:04:11,429 who are looking for nothing more than a one-night stand. 80 00:04:11,538 --> 00:04:15,235 No real names, no promises. 81 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:18,505 I'm not a one-night stand kind of guy. I don't like lying to women. 82 00:04:18,612 --> 00:04:21,274 These are lawyers... that's Latin for "liar." 83 00:04:21,381 --> 00:04:23,315 I can't believe I'm still reading the same sentence. 84 00:04:23,416 --> 00:04:25,941 How can something be "no less than three" if it exceeds six? 85 00:04:26,052 --> 00:04:27,952 I mean, six is still more than three, right? 86 00:04:28,054 --> 00:04:30,614 Yeah, and it's still more than five. 87 00:04:32,025 --> 00:04:35,654 - Oh! Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. - It's okay. 88 00:04:35,762 --> 00:04:37,662 - I'm falling all over you. - Let me move down. 89 00:04:37,764 --> 00:04:39,755 I'm just working on this plea. 90 00:04:39,866 --> 00:04:44,200 If you're pleading with me to have a drink with you, you can stop begging. 91 00:04:44,304 --> 00:04:46,898 No, no. It's a... 92 00:04:47,007 --> 00:04:50,033 It's a plea for this case that I'm... I'm sorry... you want a drink. 93 00:04:50,143 --> 00:04:53,340 Well, I didn't come here for the view. 94 00:04:53,446 --> 00:04:56,472 - I'll have a vodka martini. - I'll tell him. 95 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:59,347 - So, another lawyer, huh? - Vodka martini! 96 00:04:59,452 --> 00:05:02,717 I'm Maggie Lizer, as in "Maggie lies her ass off." 97 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:10,223 One person laughed at that once, and I don't know why I keep trying it. 98 00:05:10,330 --> 00:05:13,265 - No, it's good. Yeah. - What kind of law do you practice? 99 00:05:17,137 --> 00:05:20,573 Maritime. Maritime law. Lawyers of the sea. 100 00:05:20,674 --> 00:05:23,074 Oh. Submarine chaser. 101 00:05:23,176 --> 00:05:25,371 What's your name? 102 00:05:25,478 --> 00:05:27,446 - Chareth. - Chareth. 103 00:05:27,547 --> 00:05:29,412 Oh. So then what's your last name? 104 00:05:29,516 --> 00:05:31,984 - Cute story... - Cutestory? 105 00:05:33,486 --> 00:05:35,545 Yes. Chareth Cutestory. 106 00:05:35,655 --> 00:05:39,091 - That's an interesting name. - Is it? 107 00:05:39,192 --> 00:05:42,252 So here's the test that I failed. 108 00:05:42,362 --> 00:05:44,956 Oh, okay. Yeah, I see the problem right away. 109 00:05:45,065 --> 00:05:46,965 You, uh... You got all the answers wrong. 110 00:05:47,067 --> 00:05:50,867 You know you, you even got your name wrong here. It says, "S. Fünke." 111 00:05:50,971 --> 00:05:53,064 Yeah, well, see, what they want you to do... 112 00:05:53,173 --> 00:05:55,164 is put an "S" if you're single, an "M" if you're married. 113 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:58,938 I mean, most of us are all single, but it's a whole government thing, so... 114 00:05:59,045 --> 00:06:02,071 Yeah. Okay. The first thing you want to do when you're dealing with fractions... 115 00:06:02,182 --> 00:06:03,450 Yeah. So I'm gonna go, okay? 116 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,348 Yeah. So I'm gonna go, okay? 117 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:08,512 So just fill in all the right answers here, and I'll see where I went wrong. 118 00:06:08,622 --> 00:06:10,522 And you're getting paid for this right? 119 00:06:10,624 --> 00:06:13,491 There was talk of ice cream, but not exactly on my terms. 120 00:06:13,593 --> 00:06:16,357 Wow! Where did you get all that? Do you have a job or something? 121 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:19,455 No, but you do. 122 00:06:19,566 --> 00:06:21,796 Now, look. Don't feel guilty. 123 00:06:21,902 --> 00:06:24,336 I don't really need tutoring anyways, okay? 124 00:06:24,437 --> 00:06:27,497 - Enjoy the 200 bucks. - Oh, there... there's six 20s here. 125 00:06:27,607 --> 00:06:31,134 - That's right. - Right. 126 00:06:31,244 --> 00:06:34,179 After an evening of drinking, Michael, being the sensible one... 127 00:06:34,281 --> 00:06:36,181 offered to give Maggie a ride home. 128 00:06:36,283 --> 00:06:39,343 Oh-ho! 129 00:06:44,391 --> 00:06:46,291 The next morning, Michael was wondering... 130 00:06:46,393 --> 00:06:48,793 how to end his first one-night stand. 131 00:06:50,897 --> 00:06:53,491 - Coffee? - Hi. Yes, please. Thank you. That's great. 132 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:58,628 But you know what? I am going to have to read that plea soon, okay? 'Cause it's a big case. 133 00:06:58,738 --> 00:07:00,797 But I promise later I will call... 134 00:07:00,907 --> 00:07:04,172 Michael struggled to follow Gob's instruction tojust walk away. 135 00:07:04,277 --> 00:07:07,178 I'll... I'll... I'll call, okay? All right? 136 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,805 - Hey. Who's this? - Oh, that's Justice. 137 00:07:09,916 --> 00:07:14,285 - Hi, Justice. - Hi, Justice. Is he as handsome as he smells? 138 00:07:14,387 --> 00:07:16,787 I didn't... I didn't know that you had a dog. 139 00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:20,485 - How else am I gonna get to work? - You ride a dog to work? 140 00:07:20,593 --> 00:07:24,723 You are funny. Let me see that smile. 141 00:07:24,831 --> 00:07:28,528 Well, it's tough with your hands in the way. 142 00:07:28,635 --> 00:07:31,035 - Say when. - Okay. 143 00:07:33,873 --> 00:07:37,502 And suddenly, Michael recalled some non sequiturs from the night before. 144 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:39,840 So, tell me something personal about yourself. 145 00:07:39,946 --> 00:07:44,178 Uh, well, I have an irreversible case of ocular retinoblastoma. 146 00:07:44,284 --> 00:07:46,411 Hey. I thought we said no more law talk. 147 00:07:46,519 --> 00:07:48,510 I really can't see anybody right now. 148 00:07:48,621 --> 00:07:51,215 Oh, well, I can't see anybody ever. 149 00:07:51,324 --> 00:07:55,226 - I'm blind. - I'm wasted. 150 00:07:55,328 --> 00:07:59,856 Michael realized that the woman he was attempting to never see again was blind... 151 00:07:59,966 --> 00:08:02,093 and he was overcome with guilt. 152 00:08:02,202 --> 00:08:04,762 - When... can we go out again? - Really? 153 00:08:04,871 --> 00:08:07,999 I thought you were, like, just into this one-night stand kind of thing. 154 00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:11,600 Come on. I took a blind woman home with no intention of dating her again? 155 00:08:11,711 --> 00:08:13,736 Please! 156 00:08:18,051 --> 00:08:21,953 George Sr. was continuing to exploit his relationship with Cindi. 157 00:08:22,055 --> 00:08:25,456 What... What evidence does the government have... 158 00:08:25,558 --> 00:08:27,856 on old wise George, by the way? 159 00:08:27,961 --> 00:08:30,896 Oh, I hate it when you call yourself old! 160 00:08:30,997 --> 00:08:33,795 - You're new to me! - Oh, that's... that's nice. 161 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:37,392 Do they have a... a file or tapes? 162 00:08:37,504 --> 00:08:39,802 Oh, what's the use? You're married. 163 00:08:39,906 --> 00:08:41,806 - Yeah. Let me ask you... - We'll never be together. 164 00:08:41,908 --> 00:08:44,706 - Let me ask you a question. - Let's just go back to what we do best. 165 00:08:44,811 --> 00:08:46,972 - Okay. - Tweak me. 166 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,514 - George! - Lucille! 167 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,516 Hi. Uh, this is not what it looks like. 168 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:54,587 It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. 169 00:08:54,688 --> 00:08:58,419 - Yep. Yeah, that's it. - Is this why you wanted to fight this thing? 170 00:08:58,525 --> 00:09:01,494 So you could run off with this great redwood of a whore? 171 00:09:01,594 --> 00:09:04,654 Listen to me. She is a fan of mine. 172 00:09:04,764 --> 00:09:08,996 She has seen everything I've done. You understand? Everything. 173 00:09:09,102 --> 00:09:11,093 Well, so have I... 174 00:09:11,204 --> 00:09:13,434 and I'm not going to put up with it anymore. 175 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:15,838 - Okay. - You'll be hearing from Barry. 176 00:09:15,942 --> 00:09:18,877 All right. Hon? Honey? Hon? 177 00:09:20,113 --> 00:09:22,013 - Oh, God. I'm a home-wrecker. - Oh, no. 178 00:09:22,115 --> 00:09:24,174 - I never wanted to be that person. - No, no. 179 00:09:24,284 --> 00:09:26,684 No. No, Cindi, it's... Cindi? 180 00:09:26,786 --> 00:09:31,189 Michael came home upset that his one-night stand wasn't over. 181 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:33,191 You should have stayed with me last night. 182 00:09:33,293 --> 00:09:37,696 You could have seen me get some major action from a major blonde... 183 00:09:37,797 --> 00:09:40,231 who just majored in marine biology, if you know what I mean. 184 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:43,131 I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means. 185 00:09:43,236 --> 00:09:46,069 - I actually had a pretty interesting night myself. - Really? 186 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:50,040 - What'd you do, read the plea? - No, I didn't have a chance to. I went home with someone. 187 00:09:50,143 --> 00:09:53,374 - What's wrong with her? - Nothing's wrong with her. 188 00:09:56,149 --> 00:09:58,913 - She's blind. - Are you serious? 189 00:09:59,019 --> 00:10:03,820 I didn't know at the time. And now I've got to take her and her dog to the park. 190 00:10:03,923 --> 00:10:05,891 You've got work to do. You've got to read that plea. 191 00:10:05,992 --> 00:10:09,223 I know. That's what I was trying to do last night when you put me up to all this. 192 00:10:09,329 --> 00:10:11,229 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 193 00:10:11,331 --> 00:10:14,232 I told you to walk away. I told you to give a fake name. 194 00:10:14,334 --> 00:10:18,236 I did. Thanks very much. I'm Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. 195 00:10:18,338 --> 00:10:22,240 - It was airtight. - Boy, you had to work hard to bag this blind girl, huh? 196 00:10:22,342 --> 00:10:25,072 - I certainly can't take advantage of her now, knowing what I know. - What? No. 197 00:10:25,178 --> 00:10:27,408 Michael, you can! Don't you... 198 00:10:27,514 --> 00:10:30,506 You've just won the gold medal at the sexual Special Olympics! 199 00:10:30,617 --> 00:10:34,678 She can't ever find you again. Don't you see that you're so lucky? 200 00:10:34,788 --> 00:10:37,951 - God! How do you not s... - What's the matter with you? 201 00:10:38,058 --> 00:10:41,994 - Didn't you "bag" some woman you're never going to see again? - Well, I screwed up. 202 00:10:42,095 --> 00:10:44,427 I broke a couple of my own rules last night. 203 00:10:44,531 --> 00:10:46,465 She knows that I'm Gob Bluth... 204 00:10:46,566 --> 00:10:49,433 and we got married and I just... 205 00:10:49,536 --> 00:10:52,403 - What? - Well, she was a darer. 206 00:10:52,505 --> 00:10:55,303 She's one of those girls who just dares you to do things. 207 00:10:55,408 --> 00:10:58,002 - You married her? - I needed a dare! 208 00:10:58,111 --> 00:11:00,375 What had started as an innocent flirtation... 209 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,040 had turned into a series of escalating challenges. 210 00:11:03,149 --> 00:11:06,448 Unfortunately, the evening was draining... 211 00:11:06,553 --> 00:11:09,454 and the one thing they never dared each other to do was consummate the marriage. 212 00:11:09,556 --> 00:11:11,956 Well, guess it's time to seal the deal. 213 00:11:12,058 --> 00:11:14,856 Oh, wait! What time is it? Oh, God! "Seal the deal." 214 00:11:14,961 --> 00:11:17,452 My seal deal! I gotta get to Sea Land. 215 00:11:17,564 --> 00:11:20,499 I'm selling five of their sickest seals to a third-world zoo. 216 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:24,400 - Did you say seals? - Yes! I told you four hours ago, I sell seals! 217 00:11:24,504 --> 00:11:26,404 God! Do you ever listen to what I say? 218 00:11:26,506 --> 00:11:28,974 I'm sorry I don't memorize every word that comes out of your mouth. 219 00:11:29,075 --> 00:11:32,169 Sometimes I just like to think... think my thoughts. 220 00:11:32,278 --> 00:11:34,746 We'll talk about this when I get home. 221 00:11:34,848 --> 00:11:36,975 It was hot. 222 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,643 Boy, the lengths you'll go to sleep with a woman. 223 00:11:39,752 --> 00:11:42,653 Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night. 224 00:11:42,755 --> 00:11:45,349 - But he really didn't. - Yes, I did. 225 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,653 And later, Michael arrived for his date. 226 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,694 - Hey! - I'm so sorry that I'm late. 227 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,993 - I thought I smelled you coming. - Mm. Yeah, here I am. 228 00:11:53,099 --> 00:11:54,999 I thought so. Did you smell him? 229 00:11:55,101 --> 00:11:58,070 - Did you smell the handsome man, Justice? - "Handsome." 230 00:11:58,171 --> 00:12:00,833 - You don't have any evidence of handsome. - Well, that's true. 231 00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:03,238 But I can feel handsome. 232 00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:04,344 - Mmm. - That feels handsomey. 233 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:06,574 - Mmm. - That feels handsomey. 234 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:10,513 So you didn't get a case of"I just had a one-night stand with a blind girl"-itus? 235 00:12:10,617 --> 00:12:12,847 No, of course not. One-night stand? Please! 236 00:12:12,952 --> 00:12:14,852 This is our second date now. And I wanna see... 237 00:12:14,954 --> 00:12:17,718 And I wanna see you again tonight, so, um... 238 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,520 if it's a one-night stand, I'm not very good at it. 239 00:12:20,627 --> 00:12:23,858 But now, listen, aren't you busy with the trial? 240 00:12:23,963 --> 00:12:27,558 Um, yes, of course. I'm very, very busy. But not too busy for you. 241 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:29,567 Not too busy for a little walk right now maybe. 242 00:12:29,669 --> 00:12:31,569 I'll be your Seeing Eye dog. What do you think? 243 00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:34,139 - Okay? - Oh. Should we leaveJustice here? 244 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,767 Um, yes. He'll be fine, won't you, boy? Huh? 245 00:12:37,877 --> 00:12:41,540 Justice, stay! Stay! 246 00:12:41,648 --> 00:12:44,208 Describe this to me, Chareth. 247 00:12:44,317 --> 00:12:46,717 Describe to me how beautiful the park is. 248 00:12:46,819 --> 00:12:49,879 Oh, I wish you could see it. It's just beautiful. 249 00:12:49,989 --> 00:12:53,322 There's an elderly couple walking hand in hand. 250 00:12:53,426 --> 00:12:55,724 - They're having a wonderful time. - Yeah? 251 00:12:55,828 --> 00:13:00,629 "Already served, not to exceed six years but no less than three..." 252 00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:04,601 Uh, three years is what I give them... 253 00:13:04,704 --> 00:13:07,935 and then one of them dies and the other one is not too far behind. 254 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:11,340 I can smell right through you, Chareth. You're reading. 255 00:13:11,444 --> 00:13:13,605 Leash your dog, you... 256 00:13:13,713 --> 00:13:16,113 - Uh, yes. - Yeah. 257 00:13:16,216 --> 00:13:18,912 And George Sr. was working on a roadside beautification effort... 258 00:13:19,018 --> 00:13:20,747 brokered by Warden Stefan Gentles. 259 00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:23,185 - Inmate Bluth. - Yes, sir? 260 00:13:23,289 --> 00:13:25,189 I want you to know that last night... 261 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:28,920 I watched a very impressive videotape of the title Caged Wisdom. 262 00:13:29,028 --> 00:13:32,862 I was struck by the dual life of the spiritual man. 263 00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:37,869 And I did very much enjoy the blooper bonus footage at the end. 264 00:13:37,971 --> 00:13:40,769 Well, you know, I almost did strangle myself on my own prayer shawl. 265 00:13:40,873 --> 00:13:42,932 A self-choking for the ages. 266 00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:46,170 - There's a Shasta can there you seemed to have missed. - Okay. 267 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:48,179 - Moments later, Cindi arrived. - Thank you, Warden. 268 00:13:48,281 --> 00:13:50,613 George! I had to see you. 269 00:13:50,717 --> 00:13:54,312 I'm sorry I left before. I just felt so awful. 270 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:56,650 But I kept thinking about us. 271 00:13:56,756 --> 00:13:58,656 - Yes. - About our future. 272 00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:01,124 - Yes, l... - And I know for a fact we can have one. 273 00:14:01,227 --> 00:14:03,388 Okay. What evidence do they have on me? 274 00:14:03,496 --> 00:14:06,795 You keep talking about a fact? You keep saying, "I know for a fact." 275 00:14:06,899 --> 00:14:09,367 - What fact? - Faith. 276 00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:13,701 I have faith my prayers will free you. 277 00:14:13,806 --> 00:14:16,798 - Faith is not a fact! - Oh, yes, it is. 278 00:14:16,909 --> 00:14:19,571 You said so yourself in Caged Wisdom. 279 00:14:19,679 --> 00:14:22,375 George Sr. had said "Faith is a fact." 280 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:26,009 Unfortunately, it was in the Caged Wisdom blooper bonus footage. 281 00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:29,486 Faith is a fact. No. Faith is a facet. 282 00:14:29,589 --> 00:14:32,752 I almost said faith is a fact. 283 00:14:32,859 --> 00:14:38,661 I am going to trial because you don't understand what a blooper reel is? Guard! 284 00:14:41,796 --> 00:14:44,629 Back at the high school, George Michael ran into Maeby. 285 00:14:44,733 --> 00:14:46,633 I got an "A." Check it out. 286 00:14:46,735 --> 00:14:48,600 Great job. Take some more money. 287 00:14:48,703 --> 00:14:51,729 Look. I gotta go. I'm going to this fund-raiser for a sick girl, okay? 288 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,899 This rang false to George Michael... 289 00:14:54,008 --> 00:14:56,772 who knew that fund-raisers, a passion ofher mother's... 290 00:14:56,878 --> 00:14:59,108 were something that Maeby would avoid. 291 00:14:59,214 --> 00:15:01,205 And later, at the courthouse... 292 00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:04,080 - Good afternoon. - Thank God. 293 00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:07,245 So did you read the plea? We've got minutes here, not hours. 294 00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:09,949 I did read it. Most of it. Um, I definitely... 295 00:15:10,058 --> 00:15:13,926 definitely read this, uh... the first part of this first, uh, section. 296 00:15:14,028 --> 00:15:16,553 - Uh, no. Did not read it. - Oh, come on, Michael. 297 00:15:16,664 --> 00:15:18,564 How many times are you going to screw up... 298 00:15:18,666 --> 00:15:21,464 before the rest of this family sees you for the screwup you are? 299 00:15:21,569 --> 00:15:23,469 I'm not the lawyer. All right? Why didn't you read it? 300 00:15:23,571 --> 00:15:25,562 Excuse me. I got busy with my other clients. 301 00:15:25,673 --> 00:15:27,641 - What other clients? - He doesn't know about the divorce? 302 00:15:27,742 --> 00:15:30,233 - It's an annulment. - Oh, I looked into that too. 303 00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:33,906 You can only get an annulment if you haven't consummated the marriage first. 304 00:15:34,015 --> 00:15:37,075 Well, I guess I'll just stay married then... 305 00:15:37,185 --> 00:15:41,884 because we all know that I closed that deal, right? 306 00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:43,890 But he really didn't. 307 00:15:43,992 --> 00:15:46,119 - He was talking about my divorce. - Your what? 308 00:15:46,227 --> 00:15:48,127 You and Dad are getting divorced? 309 00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:50,629 Oh, don't worry, sweetie. No one is fighting over you. 310 00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,292 And don't worry about Barry reading the plea. 311 00:15:53,401 --> 00:15:55,369 We'll let your father rot in prison. 312 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:57,438 Take the plea. We're taking the plea! 313 00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,770 We're going to trial, you're going to lose, and you're going to stay in there. 314 00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:04,311 - That's enough, Mom. - For him? Nothing's enough. 315 00:16:04,412 --> 00:16:07,973 You'd think a man locked up in prison would be able to abstain. 316 00:16:08,082 --> 00:16:12,314 Your father, with his disgusting tweaking! 317 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:14,820 I couldn't breast-feed any of you kids because of that man! 318 00:16:14,923 --> 00:16:15,947 - Aww! - Shh. 319 00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:18,048 They still look fabulous. 320 00:16:18,159 --> 00:16:20,992 Lucille, for God's sakes. She was an informant. She was working for the government. 321 00:16:21,095 --> 00:16:23,996 The only thing I was pumping her for was information, honey. 322 00:16:24,098 --> 00:16:27,261 An informant. Dad, are you crazy? You're gonna blow this whole case. 323 00:16:27,368 --> 00:16:31,464 It's blown. It's over. It's dead. Take the plea. Get me out there. 324 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:34,303 Lets take the plea, okay? Look. It's so nice and thick. 325 00:16:34,409 --> 00:16:38,004 Oh, George, I should have never doubted you. 326 00:16:38,112 --> 00:16:41,081 Even when you slept with my sister, it was for a good reason. 327 00:16:41,182 --> 00:16:42,979 Got her to stop drinking, didn't it? 328 00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:45,348 All right, listen. This is all getting a little crazy. 329 00:16:45,453 --> 00:16:48,388 We cannot accept their conditions if we don't know what their conditions are. 330 00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:50,754 Do you wanna read it? 331 00:16:50,859 --> 00:16:53,487 Uh, no. It is thick. Why don't we just take it? 332 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:56,325 - I could kiss you on the... - Well, let's... What? 333 00:16:56,431 --> 00:16:58,365 And so the family gathered in the courtroom... 334 00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:00,366 to announce their decision. 335 00:17:00,468 --> 00:17:03,335 All rise. The court is now in session. 336 00:17:03,438 --> 00:17:05,269 The Honorable Lionel Ping presiding. 337 00:17:05,373 --> 00:17:07,273 Oh, we've got Ping again. 338 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,673 Please be seated. 339 00:17:09,777 --> 00:17:12,712 The prosecution has offered a plea? 340 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:17,217 - We have, Your Honor. - We've got Lizer. 341 00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:21,516 Yes, Maggie was the most feared prosecutor in all of Orange County. 342 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:26,560 And, therefore, I would like to bring your attention to Exhibit A. 343 00:17:26,661 --> 00:17:29,391 Not because she was a particularly adept lawyer... 344 00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:32,898 but because she won the sympathy not only of thejury and thejudge... 345 00:17:33,001 --> 00:17:38,564 And was that man in the room, not you, Doctor? 346 00:17:38,673 --> 00:17:41,403 but often times, the defendants themselves. 347 00:17:41,509 --> 00:17:44,034 l... I was in that room. 348 00:17:44,145 --> 00:17:46,272 Is the defense ready to respond? 349 00:17:46,381 --> 00:17:49,043 - What are you hiding from? - You've got to call this off. 350 00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:51,914 You gotta get more time. Get more time. She can smell me. 351 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,988 She smells everything. 352 00:17:57,325 --> 00:18:00,761 - Objection! - What? 353 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,262 We haven't read it. 354 00:18:03,364 --> 00:18:05,594 - It's very long, Your Honor. - Sit down! 355 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:08,828 We haven't read it. We're gonna get to it. I'm gonna start right now. 356 00:18:11,005 --> 00:18:12,407 That's the blind chick you slept with? 357 00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:13,305 That's the blind chick you slept with? 358 00:18:13,408 --> 00:18:15,433 Michael, you're in bed with the prosecution? 359 00:18:15,543 --> 00:18:18,603 It's genius. You can get all the information we need. 360 00:18:18,713 --> 00:18:21,443 Wait a minute. How do we know it's not a trap? Maybe she's setting you up. 361 00:18:21,549 --> 00:18:24,950 It's not a setup, okay? She gave me her real name. She said that she was a lawyer. 362 00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:27,146 I'm the one that lied to her. I gotta go talk to her. 363 00:18:27,255 --> 00:18:29,655 - No! - No, Michael! You can save this family. 364 00:18:29,757 --> 00:18:32,624 Please! Do the right thing here. 365 00:18:32,727 --> 00:18:36,595 String this blind girl along so that Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. 366 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:40,691 The solution to all our problems is staring you right in the face and it can't even see you. 367 00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:43,134 I gotta go talk to her. 368 00:18:43,237 --> 00:18:45,865 Yeah, I better get back to the wife. 369 00:18:45,974 --> 00:18:50,673 I think I'm going to take a scenic drive down to the City of Industry. 370 00:18:50,778 --> 00:18:52,678 And George Michael went to the fund-raiser... 371 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:54,680 for the sick student Maeby had mentioned... 372 00:18:54,782 --> 00:18:56,682 but was surprised not to see Maeby there. 373 00:18:56,784 --> 00:19:01,778 We have been blessed to have in our midst a child who has shown us the meaning of courage. 374 00:19:01,889 --> 00:19:05,347 Now let's show her the meaning of charity. 375 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:08,293 Please welcome... Surely Fünke! 376 00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:10,489 And that's when George Michael realized... 377 00:19:10,598 --> 00:19:14,796 Maeby had been making money by pretending to be two twin girls... 378 00:19:14,902 --> 00:19:16,301 Maeby? 379 00:19:16,404 --> 00:19:19,669 one of whom was ill. 380 00:19:19,774 --> 00:19:21,503 Somebody get her a cupcake! 381 00:19:21,609 --> 00:19:25,170 And Michael went to Maggie's determined to tell the truth. 382 00:19:25,279 --> 00:19:28,248 What a surprise. Come on in. 383 00:19:29,617 --> 00:19:31,847 - Hey, I'm in. Hello. Sorry. - Oh. Hey. 384 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:35,047 - I thought you were going to be my reader. - Yeah? Oh, you're working? 385 00:19:35,156 --> 00:19:38,887 Yeah, I got a break. I wasn't prepared, thanks to you. 386 00:19:38,993 --> 00:19:41,052 Mm. 387 00:19:41,162 --> 00:19:45,030 What about you? Don't tell me another pirate is still roaming the high seas. 388 00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:51,367 Uh, hey. You know, let's make a deal. 389 00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:53,997 You don't have to do this anymore, cause I'm gonna start laughing out loud. 390 00:19:54,108 --> 00:19:58,010 - Okay. That's gonna help me so much. - All right. Let's go sit down. 391 00:19:58,112 --> 00:20:00,205 - So, uh, Maggie. - Yeah? 392 00:20:00,314 --> 00:20:04,080 I am not trying a case. 393 00:20:04,185 --> 00:20:07,279 - That's fantastic! They settled. Great. - Well... 394 00:20:07,388 --> 00:20:10,880 Listen, I know I shouldn't do this, but... 395 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:15,691 but I am so behind, and I really do feel as if I can trust you. 396 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,560 Yeah? What is this? 397 00:20:17,665 --> 00:20:20,133 Well, you ought to know. You can see. 398 00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:22,794 Maggie! 399 00:20:22,904 --> 00:20:25,031 - What is it? Seriously. - Well, basically... 400 00:20:25,139 --> 00:20:28,575 it's an overview of the government's case against the Bluth family. 401 00:20:28,676 --> 00:20:31,577 It's a summary of absolutely everything we've got. 402 00:20:31,679 --> 00:20:33,579 And you're just going to give it to me? 403 00:20:33,681 --> 00:20:35,740 You're a lawyer. What do you think? 404 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:37,750 Do we have a case? 405 00:20:40,421 --> 00:20:43,117 On the next Arrested Development. 406 00:20:43,224 --> 00:20:45,385 Maeby attempts to deposit her check. 407 00:20:47,128 --> 00:20:49,824 - Gob adapts to married life. - Unbelievable! 408 00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:53,025 The seal deal fell through. Three of the seals died on their way to Chad. 409 00:20:53,134 --> 00:20:55,102 How am I ever gonna find a maritime lawyer? 410 00:20:55,203 --> 00:20:57,137 - I'm sorry, did you say "seals"? - Yes! 411 00:20:57,238 --> 00:20:59,206 I trade trained seals for a living. 412 00:20:59,307 --> 00:21:01,571 - Do you ever listen? - Do you ever stop talking? 413 00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:05,476 Tobias is sent to break into Maggie's house to steal evidence. 414 00:21:11,686 --> 00:21:16,589 Only to discover that she's not blind.