1 00:00:01,153 --> 00:00:04,054 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,156 --> 00:00:08,252 and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. 3 00:00:13,766 --> 00:00:16,030 It's Arrested Development. 4 00:00:19,505 --> 00:00:22,804 Michael was sharing his bed for the first time in years. 5 00:00:22,908 --> 00:00:26,309 Unfortunately, it was with his younger brother, Buster. 6 00:00:30,149 --> 00:00:33,846 Buster. Buster. 7 00:00:33,952 --> 00:00:35,886 Hey-Hey. Whoa, whoa. Buster! 8 00:00:35,988 --> 00:00:39,515 Hey, Brother. 9 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:43,220 I don't think us sleeping together is working out. 10 00:00:43,328 --> 00:00:46,195 You're a grown man. You should be living with your mother. 11 00:00:46,298 --> 00:00:49,096 - Yeah, I miss Mom. - I can tell. 12 00:00:49,201 --> 00:00:53,968 - Hey, good morning. What are you doing? - It's my ethics essay. 13 00:00:54,073 --> 00:00:56,303 I'm supposed to write 200 words on the morality of war... 14 00:00:56,408 --> 00:00:58,876 whether a preemptive strike is ever justified. 15 00:00:58,977 --> 00:01:03,209 Absolutely. It's preemptive, you know, happens before something else. So... 16 00:01:03,315 --> 00:01:05,977 if you can predict aggression and you wanna squash it... 17 00:01:06,085 --> 00:01:08,212 I don't know why you're not typing? This is all good. 18 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,585 I'm not sure if my ethics teacher would love if I cheated on my essay. 19 00:01:11,690 --> 00:01:13,920 Well, you just passed my ethics test. 20 00:01:14,026 --> 00:01:16,790 In fact, George Michael had developed a hopeless crush... 21 00:01:16,895 --> 00:01:19,830 on his ethics teacher, a woman named Beth Baerly. 22 00:01:19,932 --> 00:01:22,423 Even minor crimes are punishable... 23 00:01:22,534 --> 00:01:24,900 by brutally chopping off the offender's hand. 24 00:01:25,003 --> 00:01:27,733 Mmm. No ring. 25 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,570 - Can't wait to meet her at Parent-Teacher Night. - Oh yeah. Dad, hey, Dad... 26 00:01:30,676 --> 00:01:33,076 - try to remember everything she says about me, all right? - Okay. 27 00:01:33,178 --> 00:01:35,146 Michael. 28 00:01:35,247 --> 00:01:37,738 I need you to do something about my son. 29 00:01:37,850 --> 00:01:40,182 I totally agree, Mom. Buster goes home, we flip the mattress... 30 00:01:40,285 --> 00:01:43,948 - this never happened. - Not Buster. Read this. 31 00:01:47,426 --> 00:01:49,326 Did you and Dad adopt a child? 32 00:01:49,428 --> 00:01:51,362 The S.E.C. was onto us. 33 00:01:51,463 --> 00:01:54,591 Your father thought it would make us look charitable. 34 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:57,100 He must have forged my signature. 35 00:01:57,202 --> 00:01:59,261 Well, maybe I'll get a son who will... 36 00:01:59,371 --> 00:02:03,102 finish his cottage cheese! 37 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:04,971 You've got to get me out of this. 38 00:02:05,077 --> 00:02:08,137 I'll call Social Services, but you must take Buster back. 39 00:02:08,247 --> 00:02:10,147 - Okay. - Great. 40 00:02:10,249 --> 00:02:12,217 But I'm not taking care of him either. 41 00:02:12,317 --> 00:02:15,684 I don't have the milk of mother's kindness in me anymore. 42 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:19,279 Yeah, that udder's been dry for a while now, hasn't it? 43 00:02:19,391 --> 00:02:21,655 Kind of? 44 00:02:22,561 --> 00:02:24,461 - Hello. - Michael. 45 00:02:24,563 --> 00:02:26,724 I've got a couple of girls here. 46 00:02:26,832 --> 00:02:29,392 A couple of fun girls... 47 00:02:29,501 --> 00:02:32,629 - I thought I'd bring you in on. - Oh, I don't know, Gob. 48 00:02:32,738 --> 00:02:35,138 Come on, Michael. So we had a little disagreement. 49 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,299 Recently, Gob had discovered that Michael... 50 00:02:37,409 --> 00:02:40,310 was interested in his now ex-girlfriend, Marta. 51 00:02:40,412 --> 00:02:42,846 I'm offering you an olive branch here. 52 00:02:42,948 --> 00:02:45,075 Yeah-Yeah. No. l-I know, and l-I appreciate that. It's just... 53 00:02:45,184 --> 00:02:47,846 Besides, when was the last time you slept with someone? 54 00:02:47,953 --> 00:02:50,683 - Buster. - What time and where? 55 00:02:50,789 --> 00:02:53,917 Meanwhile, Lindsay was helping George Michael with his homework. 56 00:02:54,026 --> 00:02:57,427 - Oh, come on, let's do something. It's just a stupid essay. - No, I can't. 57 00:02:57,529 --> 00:03:00,191 I don't want to let down Ms. Baerly. She's nice, you know. 58 00:03:01,667 --> 00:03:03,999 - And she's interesting... - And pretty? 59 00:03:04,102 --> 00:03:07,663 Well, I don't know why I'm telling you this. 60 00:03:07,773 --> 00:03:10,435 I guess there's just some things you can't really say to your dad. 61 00:03:10,542 --> 00:03:14,273 Ah. Sounds like you'd like her to be more than just your teacher. 62 00:03:14,379 --> 00:03:18,338 Lindsay believed that George Michael wanted to fix up his father... 63 00:03:18,450 --> 00:03:20,748 so he could fill the role ofhis mother. 64 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:23,150 There's nothing wrong with that. 65 00:03:23,255 --> 00:03:28,283 Although, I must say I'm a little hurt that you haven't considered me. 66 00:03:30,095 --> 00:03:32,825 - You're my aunt. - That doesn't matter. 67 00:03:32,931 --> 00:03:37,163 Aunts can fill that role. Teachers can fill that role. 68 00:03:37,269 --> 00:03:41,035 And, someday, you're gonna find the right woman to fill that role. 69 00:03:41,139 --> 00:03:45,439 But until then, I'll be right across the hall. 70 00:03:46,845 --> 00:03:52,283 Lindsay had never been more proud of anything she had said in her entire life. 71 00:03:53,585 --> 00:03:56,520 Yikes. - Meanwhile, Gob was waiting for Michael to show up. 72 00:03:56,622 --> 00:04:00,058 - Oh, there he is. Michael. - Yes. 73 00:04:00,158 --> 00:04:02,558 This is Shannon, the girl I've been telling you all about. 74 00:04:02,661 --> 00:04:04,788 Yes. Girl, indeed... young girl. 75 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,626 - That's a young, young, young, girl. - Yeah, well, she's 18. 76 00:04:07,733 --> 00:04:10,065 So, it's like... Oh, and this is... 77 00:04:10,168 --> 00:04:12,398 - your date, Nazh... - galia. 78 00:04:12,504 --> 00:04:16,907 - Hello, my God! - Well, Shannon wouldn't go out without a chaperone... 79 00:04:17,009 --> 00:04:19,273 - Right. - and so she's your date. 80 00:04:19,378 --> 00:04:22,176 It was clear that Gob wasn't offering an olive branch at all... 81 00:04:22,281 --> 00:04:25,478 and, in fact, was still harboring some resentment over Marta. 82 00:04:25,584 --> 00:04:29,247 Oh... "Nagarma," you've got a mustache. - Hey! 83 00:04:29,354 --> 00:04:31,982 - I mean, you've got milk on your mustache. - Oh. 84 00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:33,990 - I mean, you've got a milk mustache. - Yeah. 85 00:04:34,092 --> 00:04:38,461 It's adorable. You look like one of those "Got Milk" models. 86 00:04:38,563 --> 00:04:41,828 But Gob mistook Michael's basic human decency for romantic interest... 87 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:45,164 and felt a competitive urge to step in. 88 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:49,764 Because, you know, it's beyond adorable... and e-exotic. 89 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:53,777 - I find you very attractive. - Really? 90 00:04:53,879 --> 00:04:56,177 And George Sr. was about to get a surprise visitor. 91 00:04:56,281 --> 00:05:00,047 Mr. Bluth? I'm Cindi Lightballoon. 92 00:05:00,152 --> 00:05:04,680 I've studied all your teachings, and I've purchased every tape. 93 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:07,281 And I watch 'em over and over. 94 00:05:07,392 --> 00:05:11,055 George Sr. had recently marketed a line of self-help tapes... 95 00:05:11,163 --> 00:05:13,631 touting his newly discovered spirituality. 96 00:05:13,732 --> 00:05:17,133 I've also lost four pounds on your low-carb Bluth Banana Jail Bars. 97 00:05:20,939 --> 00:05:23,965 I've come to learn at your feet. 98 00:05:26,712 --> 00:05:28,646 That's a good place to start. 99 00:05:30,048 --> 00:05:34,849 And Michael, free ofhis double date, met Lindsay at Parent-Teacher Night. 100 00:05:34,953 --> 00:05:36,853 Hey, Linds, is it my imagination... 101 00:05:36,955 --> 00:05:39,480 or does this rape room have the same floor plan as our kitchen? 102 00:05:39,591 --> 00:05:41,991 Did you meet Ms. Baerly yet, the ethics teacher? 'Cause I just did. 103 00:05:42,094 --> 00:05:44,528 No, not yet. Look, these are our cabinets. 104 00:05:44,629 --> 00:05:47,029 Yeah. Well, I think she's perfect for you. 105 00:05:47,132 --> 00:05:49,032 - For me? Really? - Mm-hmm. 106 00:05:49,134 --> 00:05:51,329 Thanks, but no. I've already been set up once today by a sibling... 107 00:05:51,436 --> 00:05:53,495 and I don't think you people know my type. 108 00:05:53,605 --> 00:05:56,472 Hey, look. It's not coming from me. It's-It's George Michael. 109 00:05:56,575 --> 00:06:00,011 He told me. I think he wants a mother. 110 00:06:00,112 --> 00:06:02,171 Well, that's ridiculous. He's got you. He's got our mother. 111 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,248 You'd think that would turn him off to the entire concept. 112 00:06:04,349 --> 00:06:08,877 Besides, I'm not gonna rush out and marry somebody just because you think my son would like it. 113 00:06:10,188 --> 00:06:13,214 Welcome. I'm Ms. Baerly, the ethics teacher. 114 00:06:13,325 --> 00:06:17,318 My goal is to teach your children about the preciousness oflife... 115 00:06:17,429 --> 00:06:20,364 that can be lost by the mindless pulling of a trigger. 116 00:06:20,465 --> 00:06:24,367 Mmm. No ring. 117 00:06:27,139 --> 00:06:29,903 And so Michael got to know his son's ethics teacher. 118 00:06:30,008 --> 00:06:31,999 Ethics... right and wrong. 119 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:34,840 How can one thing can be right and another one be wrong? 120 00:06:34,946 --> 00:06:37,744 I mean, which is which, you know? 121 00:06:37,849 --> 00:06:40,249 I guess that's the "Rrrr" of it. 122 00:06:40,352 --> 00:06:42,252 You know, so frustrating. 123 00:06:42,354 --> 00:06:45,687 I don't know. I mean, they just threw this class at me after Mr. Daniels had a stroke. 124 00:06:47,859 --> 00:06:50,191 I had him, Mr. Daniels. How is he? 125 00:06:50,295 --> 00:06:53,492 - Oh, he, you know, had a stroke. - Oh. 126 00:06:53,598 --> 00:06:56,624 - Thought you were joking. - No, I was just laughing 'cause you were laughing. 127 00:06:56,735 --> 00:06:59,636 - Right. No. Yeah. Gosh. Hmm. - Yeah. 128 00:06:59,738 --> 00:07:02,036 - "Rrrr!" - "Rrrr!" 129 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:04,802 - But, you know, l-l... I really am antiwar and antiviolence. - Uh-huh. 130 00:07:04,910 --> 00:07:06,969 - And I think I'm an ethical person. - Right. 131 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:09,046 Here's an ethical question. 132 00:07:09,147 --> 00:07:13,880 Can-Can a parent take a teacher out for a drink? Or... 133 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:17,547 I don't know. Uh, do you have a wife? 134 00:07:17,656 --> 00:07:20,557 - Yeah. But she's dead. - Oh. 135 00:07:23,495 --> 00:07:26,055 Have you ever been married? 136 00:07:26,164 --> 00:07:28,394 Yeah, she died. 137 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:31,298 Ohh. God, why are we laughing? 138 00:07:31,403 --> 00:07:33,394 I don't... Well, it's the Mr. Daniels stroke thing... 139 00:07:33,505 --> 00:07:35,735 all over again. 140 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,899 - Let's go get that drink. - Yeah, it could only help. 141 00:07:38,009 --> 00:07:40,842 - Rrrr! - Rrr! 142 00:07:40,946 --> 00:07:45,110 George Sr. was dealing with his own admirer. 143 00:07:45,217 --> 00:07:48,880 Oh, I've already told you so many of my sins. 144 00:07:48,987 --> 00:07:51,148 Maybe you could tell me some of yours. 145 00:07:51,256 --> 00:07:53,747 Uh, well, there are legal implications to that. 146 00:07:53,858 --> 00:07:56,918 But, uh, back to your sins. Uh, do that one about the, uh... 147 00:07:57,028 --> 00:07:59,292 ladies' shower... 148 00:07:59,397 --> 00:08:01,592 in your college dorm again. 149 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:06,128 And Michael was on his way to what would be his second date... 150 00:08:06,238 --> 00:08:08,172 with Ms. Baerly. 151 00:08:08,273 --> 00:08:10,366 Michael, the little Korean is here, and I don't know what to do with him. 152 00:08:10,475 --> 00:08:12,443 At least, I think it's a him. 153 00:08:12,544 --> 00:08:15,172 You've got to strip them down to next to nothing before you can even tell. 154 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,874 Yeah, Mom. I just spoke to Social Services... 155 00:08:17,983 --> 00:08:20,144 and although they don't like to do this... 156 00:08:20,252 --> 00:08:22,311 if you can prove that it's a bad environment for a child... 157 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:26,288 and I would suggest saying what you just said to me, don't change a word... 158 00:08:26,391 --> 00:08:30,657 - they will take him back. - Ha, ha, ha. Uh, don't get too comfortable. 159 00:08:30,762 --> 00:08:33,629 Shoes on, mister! Shoes on! 160 00:08:33,732 --> 00:08:35,632 He's out of control. 161 00:08:35,734 --> 00:08:37,634 Hold on. 162 00:08:39,571 --> 00:08:43,473 I'm back. 163 00:08:44,576 --> 00:08:46,635 Who's that? 164 00:08:46,745 --> 00:08:50,146 This is "Annyong," who your father and I have adopted. 165 00:08:50,248 --> 00:08:53,308 What, I'm gone for a couple days and you find a new son? 166 00:08:53,418 --> 00:08:56,979 Lucille could see that her son was concerned, even jealous. 167 00:08:57,088 --> 00:08:59,488 And she knew how it felt to be overlooked. 168 00:08:59,591 --> 00:09:03,425 Yes. Annyong is your brother now. 169 00:09:03,528 --> 00:09:07,157 Yes, Annyong. Excuse me. Oh, Michael? 170 00:09:07,265 --> 00:09:09,495 Call it off. 171 00:09:09,601 --> 00:09:12,092 I'm keeping him. 172 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:14,637 - Look, I gotta call you back. - Sweet ride. 173 00:09:14,739 --> 00:09:17,207 Are you making dinner reservations? 174 00:09:17,309 --> 00:09:19,675 No, no. That was my Mom. She just had... 175 00:09:19,778 --> 00:09:22,872 - a "little Korean" dropped off. - Ooh, that sounds good. Let's have that. 176 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,418 - Hello. - And after their date... 177 00:09:31,523 --> 00:09:34,549 Michael took a step he hadn't taken in years. 178 00:09:35,694 --> 00:09:37,787 Okay, do you think this is a good idea? 179 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:39,830 I think it's a great idea. 180 00:09:41,299 --> 00:09:43,426 Mmm. 181 00:09:43,535 --> 00:09:45,435 Such a good idea. 182 00:09:45,537 --> 00:09:48,438 But how are we going to sneak in without waking everyone up? 183 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:50,701 We'll take the stairs. 184 00:09:53,411 --> 00:09:56,403 This may not have been my best idea. 185 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,249 I'm sorry, Michael. 186 00:10:08,093 --> 00:10:12,154 I'm sorry too, Michael, but it looks like we're even. 187 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:16,563 You took something I liked. I took something you liked. 188 00:10:16,668 --> 00:10:20,069 Yeah. l... ... "Nashbagerlajam." 189 00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:23,572 Listen, I know that you've been trying to get even with me about Marta. 190 00:10:23,675 --> 00:10:26,405 But got bad news for ya. I'm seeing somebody else. 191 00:10:26,511 --> 00:10:29,071 Who? Who? 192 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:32,479 just out of curiosity... I'm not gonna try to sleep with her. 193 00:10:32,584 --> 00:10:35,576 - Forget it. I thought that this was behind us. - It is behind us. 194 00:10:35,687 --> 00:10:38,952 - Great. - When I sleep with her. 'Cause I'm gonna sleep with her. 195 00:10:39,057 --> 00:10:41,252 Yeah. I was lying when I said I wasn't gonna to sleep with her, so... 196 00:10:41,359 --> 00:10:44,055 - She'd have to agree to it. - I don't anticipate a problem with that. 197 00:10:44,162 --> 00:10:46,960 - No? - No. 'Cause I've seen some of the dogs you like. 198 00:10:47,065 --> 00:10:48,589 - Right. - I just slept with one. 199 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:51,669 - Again, didn't like Nazhgalia. - Really. 200 00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:54,034 - Really, and good luck getting rid of her. - Oh, please. 201 00:10:54,139 --> 00:10:57,597 Not a problem. She knows it was a one-time thing. Totally cool. 202 00:10:57,709 --> 00:11:02,669 - Oh, so romantic. - Who's "N. Bahn-Ahden?" 203 00:11:02,781 --> 00:11:04,942 Hello. 204 00:11:05,049 --> 00:11:07,517 Hey, George Michael. 205 00:11:07,619 --> 00:11:11,111 I wanted to talk to you about something before, but I didn't know if it was real. 206 00:11:11,222 --> 00:11:13,452 But now, uh... 207 00:11:13,558 --> 00:11:15,685 your ethics teacher... 208 00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:17,887 - Yeah, I just made this for her. - Oh. 209 00:11:17,996 --> 00:11:20,294 She loves Saddam Hussein. 210 00:11:20,398 --> 00:11:23,799 I'm sure she doesn't love Saddam. I'm sure she is interested in him... 211 00:11:23,902 --> 00:11:26,393 as a subject, you know. 212 00:11:26,504 --> 00:11:29,598 - Right. That's what I meant. - Great. 213 00:11:29,707 --> 00:11:32,471 You know, I just wanted to make her something special to show that I care. 214 00:11:32,577 --> 00:11:35,546 - About the class? - No. I mean, about her. 215 00:11:35,647 --> 00:11:38,912 - Oh! - I kind of love her. 216 00:11:39,017 --> 00:11:42,316 You mean, you love her like... like she loves Saddam. 217 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:46,083 - Right? - No, no. I mean, like, love her love her. 218 00:11:46,191 --> 00:11:48,659 Oh. 219 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,661 - Oh. - Oh, hi! 220 00:11:51,763 --> 00:11:54,823 Hi, George Michael. I was just... 221 00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:56,867 Iooking at this model home. 222 00:11:56,968 --> 00:11:59,027 I'm gonna go home and think about it. 223 00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:01,128 I'm gonna go home, think about it. 224 00:12:02,507 --> 00:12:05,032 Dad, what was she doing here? 225 00:12:05,143 --> 00:12:07,668 I mean, sh... she wasn't... 226 00:12:07,779 --> 00:12:12,842 Michael knew he had an ethical responsibility to tell his son the truth. 227 00:12:12,951 --> 00:12:15,476 Yes. 228 00:12:15,587 --> 00:12:18,385 Your Uncle Gob slept with her. 229 00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:26,367 Well, why would he do that? Why would Gob sleep with my ethics teacher? 230 00:12:26,469 --> 00:12:29,438 - Probably to get even with me. - How would that be getting even with you? 231 00:12:29,538 --> 00:12:32,871 - I'm the one that likes her. - Right. Right. 232 00:12:32,975 --> 00:12:34,875 No, I know. You and I know that, but Gob he just... 233 00:12:34,977 --> 00:12:39,311 He's not that exact of a target shooter, and he just kind of sprays it everywhere. 234 00:12:39,415 --> 00:12:43,112 You know, but listen, did-did you really think that-that... that you had a... 235 00:12:43,219 --> 00:12:45,483 I mean, she's kinda old for you, don't you think? 236 00:12:45,588 --> 00:12:47,749 We don't even know how old she is. No one does. 237 00:12:47,857 --> 00:12:49,950 She was chaperoning the diversity dance... 238 00:12:50,059 --> 00:12:52,721 and I thought maybe as a joke, I'd go up to her and be, like... 239 00:12:52,828 --> 00:12:54,853 "Well, hey, do you want to dance?" 240 00:12:54,964 --> 00:12:57,398 And she'd be, like, "Ah, what the heck?" Right? Or some... I don't know. 241 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,627 - I did it differently in the mirror, but... - Right. 242 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,726 - But, you know, like, we'd be joke dancing or something. - I get it. 243 00:13:01,837 --> 00:13:05,705 - I didn't think it through. - Don't you think you should be taking somebody your own age? 244 00:13:05,808 --> 00:13:07,742 Like your cousin. 245 00:13:07,843 --> 00:13:10,710 - That's a bad example, but... - I feel so stupid. 246 00:13:10,813 --> 00:13:14,943 I defaced a rare book to get that picture of Saddam Hussein in a bathing suit. 247 00:13:16,152 --> 00:13:18,586 - "What would Saddam do?" - Yeah. 248 00:13:18,687 --> 00:13:21,417 Yeah, you know something? You're right. Gob's gonna pay. 249 00:13:25,995 --> 00:13:29,328 Okay, that is our exact outdoor fire pit. 250 00:13:29,432 --> 00:13:33,926 At prison, George Sr. was preparing for an evening with his most devoted fan. 251 00:13:34,036 --> 00:13:37,494 While Cindi Lightballoon was making preparations ofher own. 252 00:13:37,606 --> 00:13:39,506 - How we doin'? - We have video. 253 00:13:39,608 --> 00:13:44,443 - Testing one, two. - Tilt back a little, will you, Harris? 254 00:13:44,547 --> 00:13:47,175 Let's bust this guy. 255 00:13:47,283 --> 00:13:50,116 So George Michael, still angry at Gob... 256 00:13:50,219 --> 00:13:52,517 sought out the family expert on making trouble. 257 00:13:52,621 --> 00:13:56,148 - I know he was dating that girl Shannon. - The cheerleader? 258 00:13:56,258 --> 00:13:59,125 Yeah, she's probably gonna take him to that stupid diversity dance. 259 00:13:59,228 --> 00:14:01,287 I wish I had someone shocking to take. 260 00:14:01,397 --> 00:14:03,865 You know, I actually called Mr. Daniels and asked him... 261 00:14:03,966 --> 00:14:07,493 but he got all out of breath and dropped the phone. 262 00:14:07,603 --> 00:14:11,004 - I never heard back. - You know, may-maybe we should go together. 263 00:14:11,106 --> 00:14:15,236 Right, I mean, it's a bad example... l... But should we? 264 00:14:15,344 --> 00:14:17,244 Hello. 265 00:14:17,346 --> 00:14:19,541 Yes, Annyong. Your name's Annyong. 266 00:14:19,648 --> 00:14:22,208 We all know you're Annyong. Annyong. Annyong. Annyong. 267 00:14:22,318 --> 00:14:25,549 - Who's this? - Oh, I'm sorry. This is Annyong. 268 00:14:25,654 --> 00:14:28,316 My mom bought him. She's making me register him for school. 269 00:14:28,424 --> 00:14:32,360 - He's my new little brother. - So we're related. 270 00:14:32,461 --> 00:14:37,364 - Hey, wanna go to a dance? - Oh, great, another uncle to compete with. 271 00:14:37,466 --> 00:14:40,765 And Michael went to discuss the George Michael situation with Ms. Baerly. 272 00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:43,361 Being held against their will... 273 00:14:43,472 --> 00:14:48,102 purely on the basis of political or religious beliefs. 274 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:51,668 I'm sorry. I met someone. I'm sorry. 275 00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:55,876 Anyway, this is serious. This is atrocities. No more smiling. 276 00:14:55,985 --> 00:14:59,011 Michael! Uh, just a minute. 277 00:15:01,123 --> 00:15:03,523 - Hi. Sorry... - Hi! 278 00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:05,890 Don't worry. George Michael's not in there. Those are the dumb kids. 279 00:15:05,995 --> 00:15:08,225 Okay. Um, listen. 280 00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:10,594 - This is uh... - Wow! Did you make this for me? 281 00:15:10,699 --> 00:15:12,758 This is so sweet. I love Hussein. 282 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:16,804 - You mean, you're interested in him. - Oh, yes. He is a monster. 283 00:15:16,906 --> 00:15:19,636 - Yeah. - Wow. Where did you find this one of him in a Speedo? 284 00:15:19,742 --> 00:15:22,233 This is what I want to talk to you about, though. Um, Beth... 285 00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:24,744 I don't think that I can continue to see you. 286 00:15:26,849 --> 00:15:29,579 But I've enjoyed my time with you. 287 00:15:29,685 --> 00:15:33,917 - You ever wanna talk ethics... - You really mean it? This isn't one of"my wife died"jokes? 288 00:15:34,023 --> 00:15:37,288 - No, I'm afraid this is serious. - Oh. 289 00:15:37,393 --> 00:15:39,384 You see, George Michael made this poster for you. 290 00:15:39,495 --> 00:15:43,431 You know, he-he kind of, uh, is in love with you, so... 291 00:15:43,532 --> 00:15:47,059 - He knows we're going out. He saw me this morning. - No, I covered that. 292 00:15:47,169 --> 00:15:49,467 I told him that you slept with my brother. 293 00:15:49,572 --> 00:15:52,735 That may be the most unethical thing I've ever heard. 294 00:15:52,841 --> 00:15:55,469 Well, you've only been doing this half a semester. 295 00:15:55,578 --> 00:16:00,208 Look, it was a preemptive strike. My brother would've tried to sleep with you. 296 00:16:00,316 --> 00:16:02,716 - Well, I want you to leave right now and not come back. - Right. I know. 297 00:16:02,818 --> 00:16:06,413 I understand. I'm sorry. And you will not see me again. 298 00:16:11,727 --> 00:16:15,163 Starting right now. 299 00:16:15,264 --> 00:16:17,858 George Sr. went on a walk with Cindi. - George. 300 00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:22,529 - And she was getting to him. - You can feel safe to fully reveal yourself to me. 301 00:16:22,638 --> 00:16:25,937 Hmm, all right. There is... 302 00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:29,704 - There is something. - Come closer. 303 00:16:29,812 --> 00:16:34,181 It's weighing heavy on my soul. 304 00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:39,448 You, uh... You know, the Talmud teaches us to... There you go. 305 00:16:39,555 --> 00:16:41,455 - What's he doing? - He's pinching the camera. 306 00:16:41,557 --> 00:16:43,457 He's on to us. He's found the camera. 307 00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:45,652 - Get out of there. He's got the camera. Abort! Abort! - Get the dog. 308 00:16:45,761 --> 00:16:47,854 Clean the dog. We are cleaning the dog! 309 00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:02,369 That night, Buster came home to an empty apartment. 310 00:17:03,512 --> 00:17:06,037 So, it's off with Mother now. 311 00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:09,675 In fact, Lucille was just giving Annyong and Maeby a ride. 312 00:17:09,785 --> 00:17:12,583 You're trying to steal from the wrong man. 313 00:17:12,688 --> 00:17:15,657 Watch your back, my little immigrant friend! 314 00:17:20,529 --> 00:17:23,862 And the spring diversity dance was in full swing. 315 00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:27,265 - Whoa, sorry. Students only. - Oh. 316 00:17:27,369 --> 00:17:31,271 So you're not letting him in because he doesn't share your perfectly shaped nose... 317 00:17:31,373 --> 00:17:35,036 your round eye-shaped eyes, your strong square jaw. 318 00:17:35,144 --> 00:17:37,510 Thanks. You wanna dance? 319 00:17:37,613 --> 00:17:39,581 - Yeah! - All right! 320 00:17:39,682 --> 00:17:42,173 Steve Holt! 321 00:17:42,284 --> 00:17:44,616 And Gob sought out Shannon... - Shannon! 322 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,450 who had found out he had cheated on her with Nazhgalia. 323 00:17:47,556 --> 00:17:50,821 Shannon, where are you? Shannon! 324 00:17:50,926 --> 00:17:53,952 Oh, hey, Lisa. Shannon! 325 00:17:54,997 --> 00:17:57,329 Excuse me. Look, I blew it, okay? 326 00:17:57,433 --> 00:18:00,425 But I bought a yearbook ad from you. Doesn't that mean anything anymore? 327 00:18:00,536 --> 00:18:04,438 Beth! Hey, hi. Listen... 328 00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:07,703 Um, I blew it okay? I had to see you. 329 00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,869 l-I've been giving this a lot of thought, and-and... 330 00:18:09,978 --> 00:18:13,414 - I have to do the right thing. - You're gonna tell George Michael the truth? 331 00:18:13,515 --> 00:18:16,143 Oh, that's... that's your definition of the right thing. 332 00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:19,812 I thought I was gonna make a dramatic entrance and tell you that I wanted to see you. Okay. 333 00:18:19,922 --> 00:18:22,288 Uh, I'll get right on that. 334 00:18:22,391 --> 00:18:25,724 George Michael! Where are you? George Michael! 335 00:18:25,828 --> 00:18:28,956 - Uncle Gob? - George Michael. 336 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:31,294 - What are you doing at a high school dance? - I'm looking for you. 337 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,960 - How could you do this to me? - Do what? 338 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,230 - I'm just here with my girl. - Yeah, my ethics teacher. 339 00:18:36,338 --> 00:18:38,738 - Hey, George Michael. - No, Dad. I'm taking care of something, okay? 340 00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:40,399 - All right. - You slept with my ethics teacher. 341 00:18:40,509 --> 00:18:42,409 Just hang on a second. 342 00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:43,445 - It wasn't him. It's me, okay? - Wha... 343 00:18:43,445 --> 00:18:44,969 - It wasn't him. It's me, okay? - Wha... 344 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,572 - I've been dating your ethics teacher. - Wow, Michael. 345 00:18:48,684 --> 00:18:51,482 I'm really touched that you'd stick up for me after I've been so horrible to you. 346 00:18:51,587 --> 00:18:55,353 - Huh? - You know what? Now it's time for me to do the right thing. 347 00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,593 I slept with the ethics teacher. I'm sorry. 348 00:18:58,694 --> 00:19:02,528 - What are you talking about? - Lindsay told me that you liked her and I'm not proud of this... 349 00:19:02,631 --> 00:19:05,964 but... l... Mrs. Whitehead. 350 00:19:06,068 --> 00:19:08,935 In fact, Gob mistook the civics teacher... 351 00:19:09,037 --> 00:19:11,267 for the ethics teacher Michael was dating. 352 00:19:11,373 --> 00:19:14,433 Man, he... has a type. 353 00:19:14,543 --> 00:19:18,104 Gob, Mrs. Whitehead was the civics teacher. 354 00:19:18,213 --> 00:19:21,842 - We both had her. - Yes, we have. And now we're even. 355 00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:24,009 - What a pig. - Tell me about it. 356 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,349 No, you! You're the pig! 357 00:19:26,455 --> 00:19:29,219 - Two strikes. You are out. - Listen. Shannon, please. 358 00:19:29,324 --> 00:19:31,758 It was a onetime thing. I'm not gonna hear from her again! 359 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:33,885 Ach! 360 00:19:33,996 --> 00:19:38,194 Who is Edna W? Hello? 361 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:41,292 - What's going on here, Dad? - Well, it-it-it was me, okay? 362 00:19:41,403 --> 00:19:44,736 l-I've been seeing Ms. Baerly, and I should never have brought Gob into it. 363 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,673 But that day you told me you liked her, I didn't know what else to do. 364 00:19:47,776 --> 00:19:50,802 - I never wanted to hurt you. - Didn't Aunt Lindsay tell you I liked her? 365 00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:54,371 Yeah. But she said that you wanted her as a mother, and I said that was ridiculous... 366 00:19:54,483 --> 00:19:56,644 but then I met her and kind of fell for her... 367 00:19:56,752 --> 00:19:59,744 and thought that she would kind of make a great mother. 368 00:19:59,855 --> 00:20:03,382 Is that true? I didn't know you were that serious. 369 00:20:03,492 --> 00:20:05,983 Well, you know, I'm open to it. We're open to it. 370 00:20:06,094 --> 00:20:08,528 Wow! 371 00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:12,396 - No, no, no, no. - I'm just saying someday, you know. 372 00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:15,937 - I'm not really into kids. - I'm just... I'm not trying to rush anything. 373 00:20:16,038 --> 00:20:18,063 Hey! The lady said no, man. 374 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,641 Look, Michael, I hope you find what you're looking for. 375 00:20:20,742 --> 00:20:23,836 I mean we had some laughs about some very sad things, but... 376 00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:26,574 I don't think we have a future. 377 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:31,877 - And, Jeremy, I will take that cupcake. - Ohh. Okay, um... 378 00:20:33,121 --> 00:20:37,717 - Hey, uh, you wanna dance? - Sure, why not? 379 00:20:40,629 --> 00:20:42,620 I can't believe that would have worked. 380 00:20:43,899 --> 00:20:45,457 On the next Arrested Development. 381 00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:47,694 Buster's competition heats up. 382 00:20:47,803 --> 00:20:50,704 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! We are not allowed to have candles in here. 383 00:20:50,806 --> 00:20:53,274 - Mom would freak. - Oh, no, it's fine. 384 00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:58,711 This is America, baby. You pray how you want. 385 00:20:58,814 --> 00:21:01,442 I'll light a candle of my own. 386 00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:03,541 That's exactly what I'll do.