1 00:00:01,153 --> 00:00:04,179 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,290 --> 00:00:06,656 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,759 --> 00:00:08,750 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,267 --> 00:00:15,928 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,971 --> 00:00:20,871 Michael Bluth was taking his son... 6 00:00:20,973 --> 00:00:23,498 to an interview at the prestigious Milford School... 7 00:00:23,609 --> 00:00:26,772 an institution once famous for its credo... 8 00:00:26,879 --> 00:00:29,575 that children should be "neither seen nor heard." 9 00:00:29,682 --> 00:00:31,843 "Woman." 10 00:00:33,386 --> 00:00:35,286 They're not getting in. 11 00:00:35,388 --> 00:00:38,721 - I might not get in either, and that wouldn't be the end of the world. - Shh. 12 00:00:38,824 --> 00:00:41,384 We're not even going down that road, okay? 13 00:00:41,494 --> 00:00:44,019 The next four years are all about your future... 14 00:00:44,130 --> 00:00:46,291 and that's the most important thing to me, okay? 15 00:00:46,399 --> 00:00:49,698 Things have changed around here. We have talking sessions throughout the day. 16 00:00:49,802 --> 00:00:52,635 We even have a talking room where students are encouraged... 17 00:00:52,738 --> 00:00:55,206 to go in and talk to their heart's content. 18 00:00:55,308 --> 00:00:58,141 - Sounds like fun. - First thing he's said all day. 19 00:00:58,244 --> 00:01:00,371 The point is I'm not my father. 20 00:01:00,479 --> 00:01:03,107 I do think it's best for the Milford School... 21 00:01:03,215 --> 00:01:05,706 to distance itself from the Bluth name. 22 00:01:05,818 --> 00:01:07,718 It's... nothing personal. 23 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:10,288 Are you talking about the fact that my father is in jail? 24 00:01:10,389 --> 00:01:13,051 Because I don't like to be compared to my father either. 25 00:01:13,159 --> 00:01:16,219 - I don't mind being compared to my father. - Save it for the talk room. 26 00:01:16,329 --> 00:01:20,732 - Sorry. - I can assure you that my family is back on track... 27 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:24,894 - and no longer in any trouble. - Not according to today's paper. 28 00:01:25,004 --> 00:01:26,972 Oh, God. What have we done this time? 29 00:01:31,077 --> 00:01:35,776 - Don't ever mention Klimpy's to me again. - What did you do? 30 00:01:35,881 --> 00:01:39,647 If I still had money, I'd buy a Klimpy's just to burn it to the ground. 31 00:01:39,752 --> 00:01:42,084 I know, Mom. You hate Klimpy's. Tell me what happened. 32 00:01:42,188 --> 00:01:46,181 Your sister and I tried to get into that new restaurant, Rud... 33 00:01:46,292 --> 00:01:48,283 and they wouldn't let us in. 34 00:01:48,394 --> 00:01:50,089 Mrs. Bluth, there's absolutely no room. 35 00:01:50,196 --> 00:01:53,222 Come on. I've suddenly lost my appetite. 36 00:01:53,332 --> 00:01:55,232 Oh, who's going to believe that? 37 00:01:55,334 --> 00:01:57,427 With her blood sugar at a perilous low... 38 00:01:57,536 --> 00:02:00,096 Lucille made Lindsay pull into the nearest restaurant. 39 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:03,175 Welcome to Klimpy's! Anywhere you like! 40 00:02:03,275 --> 00:02:05,175 This does not bode well. 41 00:02:06,646 --> 00:02:10,844 - I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna. - Plate or platter? 42 00:02:10,950 --> 00:02:13,680 - I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. 43 00:02:13,786 --> 00:02:17,449 - And what would you like? - I'd like my old life back. 44 00:02:17,556 --> 00:02:20,548 So there really was no fight? 45 00:02:20,660 --> 00:02:23,686 Well, one tiny thing at the end. 46 00:02:23,796 --> 00:02:28,358 - How can you treat me this way? - Oh, please! Everything I've said about you... 47 00:02:28,467 --> 00:02:32,198 can be covered with makeup and a lie about a thyroid problem. 48 00:02:32,304 --> 00:02:38,004 Good grief almighty! You think I'm enjoying my slide into poverty? 49 00:02:38,110 --> 00:02:41,307 Sorry, Lindsay. There goes your dessert. 50 00:02:42,915 --> 00:02:44,815 Why don't you eat it, Mother? 51 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:48,478 Why don't you just take this cake and shove it... 52 00:02:48,587 --> 00:02:51,147 Hey, who called the cops? 53 00:02:51,257 --> 00:02:54,488 It was all just a big misunderstanding. 54 00:02:54,593 --> 00:02:56,493 Totally blown out of proportion. 55 00:02:56,595 --> 00:03:01,089 Well, listen, I think it cost George Michael a chance to go to the Milford School. 56 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,432 Oh, big deal. Buster's the only one who ever liked it. 57 00:03:05,538 --> 00:03:08,871 Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard... 58 00:03:08,974 --> 00:03:12,068 that he remained at the school undetected for a full two semesters... 59 00:03:12,178 --> 00:03:14,339 after he was supposed to graduate. 60 00:03:14,447 --> 00:03:16,847 Nonetheless, this bad press is starting to taint my son's future... 61 00:03:16,949 --> 00:03:18,849 and we've got to put an end to it. 62 00:03:18,951 --> 00:03:22,284 Michael, if this is a lecture on how we're all supposed to whatever and blah, blah, blah... 63 00:03:22,388 --> 00:03:24,948 well, you can save it 'cause we all know it by heart. 64 00:03:25,057 --> 00:03:28,584 - Good-bye, Missus. - Lindsay, you'll be happy to know that I have a new idea. 65 00:03:28,694 --> 00:03:32,130 I met a publicist today. I'm gonna hire her. 66 00:03:32,231 --> 00:03:35,689 - We need somebody to make us look good. - I say it's a waste of money. 67 00:03:35,801 --> 00:03:39,032 We're plenty sympathetic as we are. 68 00:03:39,138 --> 00:03:41,038 - Is this your onion? - Yes. 69 00:03:43,175 --> 00:03:46,269 - What's in the foil? - Nothing. It's a ball of foil for my son. 70 00:03:46,378 --> 00:03:48,710 Have a great day, sweetie. 71 00:03:48,814 --> 00:03:51,578 I don't know how she can't. 72 00:03:51,684 --> 00:03:55,484 So this publicist, Michael, is she cute? 73 00:03:55,588 --> 00:03:58,580 I never really noticed. - In fact, Michael had noticed her at the gym... 74 00:03:58,691 --> 00:04:01,558 but only recently gotten up the nerve to talk to her... 75 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:04,458 giving him a chance to work on his flirting skills... 76 00:04:04,563 --> 00:04:08,055 - Race you to the top of the hill. - which had gotten rusty over the years. 77 00:04:08,167 --> 00:04:13,469 - I'll race you to the top of the hill. - I brought a picnic lunch. 78 00:04:13,572 --> 00:04:16,700 - Hey, that hill was really... - Jessie Bowers. 79 00:04:16,809 --> 00:04:19,107 If you ever have any public relations needs... 80 00:04:19,211 --> 00:04:21,907 My relations are already a little too public. I'm Michael Bluth. 81 00:04:22,014 --> 00:04:24,244 - From the Bluth Company? - That's right. 82 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:26,250 I'm giving you my direct line. 83 00:04:27,553 --> 00:04:29,817 Okay, sure. She's... She's cute, I suppose. 84 00:04:29,922 --> 00:04:33,085 I mean, now that you're making me think about it, uh, she's cute. 85 00:04:33,192 --> 00:04:38,357 She's a cutie. She's a little cutie pie. But I never really noticed. 86 00:04:38,464 --> 00:04:40,932 - Why don't you just ask her out? - That's not an option. 87 00:04:41,033 --> 00:04:43,433 - 'Cause you're scared? - No, because of George Michael. 88 00:04:43,536 --> 00:04:45,436 He still hasn't gotten over losing his mother. 89 00:04:45,538 --> 00:04:47,938 I just want to get him through high school; then we'll deal with me. 90 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,008 So you didn't get any while you were in high school... 91 00:04:50,109 --> 00:04:53,875 and now you're not gonna get any while George Michael's in high school. 92 00:04:53,979 --> 00:04:55,947 And so the family gathered at the model home... 93 00:04:56,048 --> 00:04:58,482 eager to hear their new publicist's plan. 94 00:04:58,584 --> 00:05:01,712 - Get jobs and behave? - Instead of us getting jobs... 95 00:05:01,821 --> 00:05:04,187 why don't you do your job and tell everyone we've got jobs? 96 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:06,554 - I have a job. - Kiss ass. 97 00:05:06,659 --> 00:05:09,184 Well, we were all thinking it. 98 00:05:09,295 --> 00:05:12,230 Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do. 99 00:05:12,331 --> 00:05:13,628 Excellent question. A publicist... 100 00:05:13,732 --> 00:05:15,962 No, no. I was talking to George Michael. 101 00:05:16,068 --> 00:05:18,195 When did you get a job? 102 00:05:18,304 --> 00:05:20,829 - At the banana stand. - Oh! Duh. 103 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:23,204 I thought you meant like a plumber or something. 104 00:05:23,309 --> 00:05:26,506 And I was like, "When did that happen?" 105 00:05:26,612 --> 00:05:28,978 Jessie, why don't you just go ahead andjump in here. 106 00:05:29,081 --> 00:05:30,981 It's a tough group to keep focused. 107 00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:34,712 I'm going on the offensive. I want to get an article in the paper... 108 00:05:34,820 --> 00:05:37,755 to show that this is a functional family and a relatable family. 109 00:05:37,857 --> 00:05:40,655 Are we on? Hello! Hello from prison! 110 00:05:40,759 --> 00:05:43,694 Thanks toJessie for setting up this telelink. 111 00:05:43,796 --> 00:05:46,697 I've started a Torah study group. I'm very excited about it. 112 00:05:46,799 --> 00:05:51,702 Looks like... I don't know... looks like I have some possible converts. 113 00:05:51,804 --> 00:05:53,839 Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. 114 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:55,431 Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. 115 00:05:55,541 --> 00:05:58,339 - It's very sympathetic. - Yeah. Who doesn't love theJews? 116 00:05:58,444 --> 00:06:01,538 And it allows me to put Michael front and center. 117 00:06:01,647 --> 00:06:03,547 He needs to be the new face of this family. 118 00:06:03,649 --> 00:06:06,015 He's the only likable one in the bunch. No offense. 119 00:06:06,118 --> 00:06:09,610 - None taken. - I'm sorry. 120 00:06:09,722 --> 00:06:11,917 Isn't Michael the least likable one in the family? 121 00:06:12,024 --> 00:06:14,185 No. There are very few intelligent... 122 00:06:14,293 --> 00:06:17,456 attractive and straight men in this town. 123 00:06:17,563 --> 00:06:20,498 Well, that certainly leaves me out. 124 00:06:20,599 --> 00:06:22,863 She... She said single. 125 00:06:22,968 --> 00:06:27,803 You did say "single," correct? I thought l... 126 00:06:27,907 --> 00:06:29,807 I didn't quite hear that. The reception is bad. 127 00:06:29,909 --> 00:06:31,809 But as the Talmud tells us... 128 00:06:34,446 --> 00:06:36,539 ...to the jackal as to an oxen. 129 00:06:36,649 --> 00:06:39,914 Did it get a laugh? 130 00:06:40,019 --> 00:06:42,044 Sorry. I'm still on the whole Michael being likable thing. 131 00:06:42,154 --> 00:06:45,214 You know that he's only had sex with, like, four women, right? 132 00:06:45,324 --> 00:06:47,224 Let's focus on your likability. 133 00:06:47,326 --> 00:06:49,886 You're going to start doing some charity work with your magic. 134 00:06:49,995 --> 00:06:52,520 Actually, I'm kind of the charitable one of the family. 135 00:06:52,631 --> 00:06:55,293 - I think it's best if you got a job. - Oh, come on! 136 00:06:55,401 --> 00:06:58,802 I'm a parent. I care about my daughter every bit as much as Michael cares about his son. 137 00:06:58,904 --> 00:07:01,372 What grade am I in? 138 00:07:01,473 --> 00:07:03,907 - What kind of job? - Something where you'll be seen. 139 00:07:04,009 --> 00:07:05,909 I represent Cloudmir Vodka... 140 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:09,139 and they want someone to promote it by ordering it at a hot bar. 141 00:07:09,248 --> 00:07:12,445 - A place like Rud. - Okay. I'll do it. 142 00:07:12,551 --> 00:07:14,678 And, Tobias, you're a medical doctor... 143 00:07:14,787 --> 00:07:17,312 and you're living an absurd fantasy as an actor. 144 00:07:17,423 --> 00:07:20,483 - It's time to get real. - Wow. 145 00:07:20,592 --> 00:07:23,083 It's tough talk, but I like it. 146 00:07:23,195 --> 00:07:25,425 You're saying land a major film. 147 00:07:25,531 --> 00:07:27,260 I'm saying get your medical license back. 148 00:07:27,366 --> 00:07:30,028 I've set up a hearing for tomorrow in Boston. 149 00:07:30,135 --> 00:07:34,265 - Michael has generously donated $1,100 for your trip. - I'm sorry. 150 00:07:34,373 --> 00:07:37,865 I truly believe that the universe wants me to be an actor and not a doctor. 151 00:07:37,977 --> 00:07:40,946 - I'm just waiting for a sign. - Here's your cash. 152 00:07:41,046 --> 00:07:44,948 - Universal Shuttle picks you up at 8:00. - Any sign, really. 153 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:48,679 Sorry. Some of my students are arguing the significance... 154 00:07:48,787 --> 00:07:51,085 of the shank bone on the seder plate. 155 00:07:51,190 --> 00:07:56,628 But that... Not... not wag our genitals at one another to make a point. 156 00:07:56,729 --> 00:08:01,291 - Thought provoking. - And, Lucille, people think you're cold. 157 00:08:02,801 --> 00:08:06,032 Hanukkah can be spelled so many ways. Oh, God! 158 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:13,203 - Buster. - Right here. Ready to go. 159 00:08:13,312 --> 00:08:15,303 At your service. Get me out there. 160 00:08:15,414 --> 00:08:17,314 I want you to stay in. 161 00:08:17,416 --> 00:08:19,884 People find you odd and alienating. 162 00:08:19,985 --> 00:08:22,681 You make them uneasy. Stay out of the spotlight. 163 00:08:22,788 --> 00:08:26,781 I shall be neither seen nor heard. Watch me. 164 00:08:27,893 --> 00:08:30,327 You can always tell a Milford man. 165 00:08:37,135 --> 00:08:39,228 Each with their new charge... 166 00:08:39,337 --> 00:08:41,897 the Bluths set about redefining their image. 167 00:08:42,006 --> 00:08:44,907 Tobias was off to Los Angeles International Airport... 168 00:08:45,009 --> 00:08:47,534 determined to return to his family with a career. 169 00:08:47,645 --> 00:08:49,545 Well, this is great. 170 00:08:49,647 --> 00:08:52,081 Why would anybody take a limo? 171 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:54,651 What is this, like, $12? 172 00:08:54,752 --> 00:08:58,950 Why would anybody pay more than $12 to go to the airport? 173 00:08:59,057 --> 00:09:01,184 Next stop, LAX. 174 00:09:01,292 --> 00:09:04,352 Come on! We're stopping again? How many more stops are we gonna make? 175 00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:09,195 Honestly, I haven't even seen this part of Los Ang... Is that snow? 176 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,200 Really, now. This is ridiculous. 177 00:09:11,302 --> 00:09:15,102 I paid 12 American... Oh, my God. 178 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:19,404 You are Carl Weathers, the actor. 179 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:22,536 I went to San Francisco to attend your stage fighting workshop. 180 00:09:22,647 --> 00:09:26,777 - But you never showed up. - I got bumped from that flight. 181 00:09:26,884 --> 00:09:28,784 Hell, they'll give you $300 if you get bumped. 182 00:09:28,886 --> 00:09:33,687 It's this crazy loophole in the system that the wrong guy discovered. 183 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:37,693 Guess where I won't be going. 184 00:09:37,795 --> 00:09:41,253 Yeah. So... 185 00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:43,856 I am an actor too. 186 00:09:43,968 --> 00:09:45,993 - Oh. Good. - Well, I want to be. 187 00:09:46,104 --> 00:09:50,507 Without the proper training, I'm afraid I'm doomed to be a doctor. 188 00:09:50,608 --> 00:09:52,974 Well, hell, I can train you. 189 00:09:53,077 --> 00:09:55,671 Oh, well, I'm afraid all I have is $1,100... 190 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:58,180 and that's for this plane ticket, so... 191 00:09:58,282 --> 00:10:03,379 Check this out. $1,100 is exactly what I charge for acting classes. 192 00:10:03,488 --> 00:10:05,115 - No, it isn't! - Yeah. 193 00:10:05,223 --> 00:10:07,714 What are the chance... 194 00:10:07,825 --> 00:10:10,919 Universe, you've done it again. 195 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:15,158 Meanwhile, Gob was beginning his charity work at a local nursing home. 196 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:19,566 I'm gonna need a volunteer for my next illusion, the Aztec Tomb! 197 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:23,106 - A tomb? - Or box. Box is... fine. 198 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:26,506 Oh, yes! Well, excellent. Let's get you in the box. 199 00:10:26,611 --> 00:10:28,511 There's a panel. 200 00:10:28,613 --> 00:10:32,049 just flip it around, curl up behind it, don't make any noise. 201 00:10:34,919 --> 00:10:39,947 Ancient lore has it the Aztec gods put a curse on any man who dare... 202 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:44,494 - What? - He's gone. 203 00:10:44,595 --> 00:10:47,655 Buster was also doing his share for the family. 204 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:55,295 And Michael, atJessie's insistence, was out on the town. 205 00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:58,000 I haven't been out to dinner in so long, I feel a little guilty. 206 00:10:58,109 --> 00:11:00,543 You have nothing to be guilty about. 207 00:11:00,645 --> 00:11:03,205 You're the only one in your family who's ever been responsible. 208 00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,714 Well, I'm certainly the only one that's ever held a real job. 209 00:11:05,816 --> 00:11:08,717 Oh, really, Michael? Watch this. 210 00:11:08,819 --> 00:11:11,310 Wow! This Cloudmir's making me think fuzzy. 211 00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:14,016 I have almost no judgment at all. 212 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:17,526 - Two more Cloudmirs, please. - "Only one with a real job." 213 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:21,823 jessie, you've really been doing a great job with my family. 214 00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:25,266 - Oh, good. Get one of Michael and me on a date. - Sure. 215 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:28,270 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 216 00:11:28,372 --> 00:11:31,671 A date? This is a date now? I thought this was just business. 217 00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:34,609 Can't it be a little bit of both? 218 00:11:34,712 --> 00:11:36,680 How will I know which part of it is business? 219 00:11:36,781 --> 00:11:39,045 Uh-oh. 220 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:44,083 Can't wait to see which part of it is a date. 221 00:11:50,561 --> 00:11:52,290 Show me business again. 222 00:11:52,396 --> 00:11:54,227 What you doing? 223 00:11:54,332 --> 00:11:56,892 just trying to get the TVworking. 224 00:11:57,001 --> 00:11:59,902 Oh, yeah, I tried that earlier. I think it's still hooked up to the prison. 225 00:12:00,004 --> 00:12:03,269 So when those guys kept saying, "Hey, you, boy," that was me? 226 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:07,310 - I was the boy? - Sounds like it. 227 00:12:07,411 --> 00:12:09,572 Have you told your dad you don't want to go to that school? 228 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:13,207 I'm thinking of just going. I mean, the graduates go on to do great things. 229 00:12:15,686 --> 00:12:18,450 I suppose, but that means we won't be going to the same high school. 230 00:12:18,556 --> 00:12:21,320 Man, it just keeps getting worse. 231 00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:24,223 - But he's my Dad. I don't want to disappoint him. - Man. 232 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:27,627 You and I are so different. It's like we're not even related. 233 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,161 That'd be amazing. 234 00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:35,798 Oh, my God. 235 00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:40,244 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, Dad. 236 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:43,074 I'm sorry that I'm so late, but I was with Jessie. 237 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,081 This girl's making some serious progress in getting you into that school. 238 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,845 She just booked Gob a gig at Earl Milford's nursing home. 239 00:12:48,953 --> 00:12:51,080 - You're gonna be a shoo-in. - Oh. 240 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:53,918 She's kinda something, isn't she? 241 00:12:54,025 --> 00:12:56,323 Yeah, I guess. 242 00:12:56,427 --> 00:13:00,261 I mean, you know, hey, she is no replacement for your mom. 243 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:02,389 - Oh, no. No way. - Not at all. 244 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,765 - She's just working for us. You're not dating her. - No, I am not dating her. 245 00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:07,770 Absolutely not dating her. 246 00:13:07,872 --> 00:13:10,773 just you and me. The Bluth boys. 247 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:13,105 Bluth boys. 248 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,440 - Good night, buddy. - Good night. 249 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,278 - Hey. - Hey. 250 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,288 - Is he in bed? - He's on his way. 251 00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:29,491 Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen. 252 00:13:29,593 --> 00:13:34,690 This might be moving a little bit too fast for him. 253 00:13:34,799 --> 00:13:37,029 I mean for... for us. 254 00:13:37,134 --> 00:13:39,466 Me. Uh, for me. 255 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,970 Maybe we should take a step back... 256 00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:44,200 and just keep this relationship professional. 257 00:13:44,308 --> 00:13:48,210 - Oh, I think that would take all the fun out of it. - No. Seriously, seriously. 258 00:13:48,312 --> 00:13:50,473 You're amazing... 259 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:53,311 - but I just think we should slow down. - Uh-huh. 260 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:57,148 So the two months on the bike, that was, what, for my health? 261 00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,085 We had great conversations. 262 00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:02,489 - Seriously, this is hard for me. - This is hard for me too. 263 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:06,859 I've got a life to get on track, and I don't like wasting time, so let's do this. 264 00:14:06,964 --> 00:14:09,558 Let's take two steps back... 265 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:11,999 and why don't you find yourself a new publicist. 266 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:17,502 jessie. 267 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:23,205 No. I was just saying your name as you walked away. I didn't... 268 00:14:24,782 --> 00:14:27,444 I have no follow-up. 269 00:14:28,552 --> 00:14:31,077 Jessie. 270 00:14:31,188 --> 00:14:33,088 Michael felt bad... 271 00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:36,353 - but he felt even worse when he got a call from his brother. - Hello. 272 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,519 It's Gob. I'm looking forJessie. 273 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,928 - She just left. What's wrong? - I need her to spin something for me. 274 00:14:42,032 --> 00:14:43,932 Well, that's too bad because I think she quit. 275 00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:46,594 - What do you need her to spin? - Murder. 276 00:14:52,378 --> 00:14:54,369 Michael was summoned to help his brother. 277 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,677 - Murder, huh? Who died? - My career. 278 00:14:57,783 --> 00:15:00,547 - I'm going to go home now. - I lost a guy. 279 00:15:01,854 --> 00:15:04,118 I put him in the Aztec Tomb, and he disappeared. 280 00:15:04,223 --> 00:15:06,350 - Isn't that the point? - This will ruin me. 281 00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:09,189 - He's probably fine. He just escaped. - No! I need Jessie! 282 00:15:09,295 --> 00:15:12,093 Well, she quit when I told her that I couldn't go out with her. 283 00:15:12,198 --> 00:15:14,098 You know, I have to do the right thing for my son. 284 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:18,728 Then you better get her back because the guy I lost was Earl Milford. 285 00:15:18,838 --> 00:15:22,706 - What? - I didn't know it was him. 286 00:15:22,808 --> 00:15:24,969 Although he was spectacularly quiet in there. 287 00:15:25,077 --> 00:15:27,272 You can always tell a Milford man. 288 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:30,213 Gob, have you destroyed my chance at getting my son in that school? 289 00:15:30,316 --> 00:15:32,546 Not with the right spin. 290 00:15:33,886 --> 00:15:37,822 jessie. Get her back. 291 00:15:37,923 --> 00:15:40,551 Charged with the task of renewing his medical license... 292 00:15:40,659 --> 00:15:44,493 Tobias was enjoying his first acting class with Carl Weathers. 293 00:15:44,597 --> 00:15:47,828 I don't know what your police captain told you about me... 294 00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:50,800 but I'm a different breed of cop. 295 00:15:50,903 --> 00:15:54,395 I'm from the streets, and I'm the last cop... 296 00:15:54,507 --> 00:15:57,442 you're ever gonna wanna mess with in a darkened alley. 297 00:15:57,543 --> 00:16:01,843 Dark alley. And l... 298 00:16:01,947 --> 00:16:04,006 Listen, Mr. Weathers, I don't know. 299 00:16:04,116 --> 00:16:06,016 Perhaps my wife was right. 300 00:16:06,118 --> 00:16:09,554 I don't know if I'm cut out to be a... a De Niro... 301 00:16:09,655 --> 00:16:13,182 or a Regis or a Pinkett-Smith or what have you. 302 00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:15,192 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tobias. 303 00:16:15,294 --> 00:16:18,161 Dreams are worth fighting for. 304 00:16:18,264 --> 00:16:22,928 Now, are you gonna be a fighter, or are you gonna be a doctor? 305 00:16:23,035 --> 00:16:25,026 You're right, Carl Weathers. 306 00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:28,834 I should just march into that restaurant where my wife works and tell her... 307 00:16:28,941 --> 00:16:31,102 Your wife works in a restaurant? Do they get a shift meal... 308 00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:34,008 or do they just pay half-price on select menu items? 309 00:16:34,113 --> 00:16:38,209 - I don't know. - Well, let's find out, man. 310 00:16:38,317 --> 00:16:40,285 And the press got hold of Gob's story. 311 00:16:40,386 --> 00:16:44,083 - Where is Earl Milford? - l... I don't know, all right? 312 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:46,385 I put him in a box. I didn't kill him, all right? 313 00:16:46,492 --> 00:16:49,052 And don't edit this for your broadcast so it looks like I'm screaming... 314 00:16:49,161 --> 00:16:50,788 "I killed Earl Milford." 315 00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:53,126 Startling confession, tonight at 11:00. 316 00:16:53,232 --> 00:16:56,292 Minutes later, Gob unloaded his equipment... 317 00:16:56,402 --> 00:16:58,666 and made a surprising discovery. 318 00:17:03,476 --> 00:17:08,038 Don't send me back. They abuse us. It's not pleasant. 319 00:17:08,147 --> 00:17:10,047 Earl, I have to take you back. 320 00:17:10,149 --> 00:17:14,051 - It's the only way to clear my name. - You'll have a new name: 321 00:17:14,153 --> 00:17:18,055 - Hero. - Hero. 322 00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:20,182 That could work for me. 323 00:17:20,292 --> 00:17:23,090 Meanwhile, Jessie decided to pay George Michael a visit. 324 00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:25,425 Hi, George Michael. Proud of yourself? 325 00:17:25,531 --> 00:17:27,863 Yeah. I got a bum away from the stand without hurting his feelings. 326 00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:30,367 - That was pretty sweet. - No. I mean about your father. 327 00:17:30,469 --> 00:17:32,835 About denying him his chance to be happy. 328 00:17:32,938 --> 00:17:35,771 You're into that too? I'm rubbing off on you, huh? 329 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,002 No. I want my dad to be happy. 330 00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:40,271 It's too late now. I've seen to that. 331 00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:43,439 Daddy lost his shot at happy, and it's all your fault, Opie. 332 00:17:43,549 --> 00:17:46,916 Jessie had gone too far, and she had best watch her mouth. 333 00:17:47,019 --> 00:17:49,783 Michael's about to become the most unlikable man in town. 334 00:17:49,889 --> 00:17:52,915 Check the papers. 335 00:17:53,025 --> 00:17:55,619 She kind of reminds me of my mother. 336 00:17:55,728 --> 00:17:58,196 And later that night, Lindsay was working at Rud. 337 00:17:58,297 --> 00:18:02,028 You seem like a man of taste and class. 338 00:18:02,134 --> 00:18:04,602 I'll give you $2,000 to touch me. 339 00:18:04,703 --> 00:18:07,206 Oh, my God. My husband. 340 00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:08,571 Oh, my God. My husband. 341 00:18:08,674 --> 00:18:11,507 You're married to Carl Weathers? 342 00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:14,340 What's going on? Why are you here? Why aren't you in Boston? 343 00:18:14,446 --> 00:18:18,815 - Who's he? - His name is Carl Weathers, and he's my new acting teacher. 344 00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:22,718 And, Lindsay, he's teaching me all these valuable life lessons. 345 00:18:22,821 --> 00:18:26,257 - I buy all my cars at police auction. - He's full of stuff like that. 346 00:18:26,358 --> 00:18:30,852 And, Lindsay, he's teaching me to follow my dreams. 347 00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:35,365 Give me a bourbon. 348 00:18:35,467 --> 00:18:38,061 Any room on that tab for me to jump on? 349 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,070 And Michael caught up with Jessie. 350 00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:42,072 Listen, thanks for coming. 351 00:18:42,174 --> 00:18:44,165 I was just... I was doing some thinking. 352 00:18:44,276 --> 00:18:46,403 You know, I pulled away, and that was wrong. 353 00:18:46,512 --> 00:18:49,970 - I really want to make this work. - Get away from my son! 354 00:18:50,082 --> 00:18:52,448 Hey, Mom. Kind of on a date here. 355 00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:55,418 You'll change your mind after this. 356 00:18:55,521 --> 00:19:00,788 And Michael saw the story thatJessie had planted. 357 00:19:00,893 --> 00:19:03,760 Let me tell you something, sweetie. 358 00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:05,921 We may pick on each other, get into little scrapes... 359 00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:08,829 call each other names and occasionally steal from each other... 360 00:19:08,934 --> 00:19:10,993 but that's because we're a family. 361 00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:12,832 You have no right. You don't get to do that. 362 00:19:12,938 --> 00:19:15,771 "Lindsay's a combative, entitled princess"? 363 00:19:15,874 --> 00:19:17,899 I should hire somebody to kick your ass for that. 364 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:20,274 - Save your money. - Yeah, you're right. I'll do it myself. 365 00:19:20,379 --> 00:19:24,315 Hey, whoa! We are not settling things like that anymore, all right? 366 00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:28,318 - I don't need my son reading about us in the paper. - Oh, you and your son. 367 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:30,479 Stop using him as an excuse for everything you do. 368 00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:33,387 - I saw him today. He's fine with us. - What? You saw him today? 369 00:19:33,492 --> 00:19:35,722 Yeah. I told him he was getting in the way of your happiness. 370 00:19:35,828 --> 00:19:38,296 You did? You said that to my son? 371 00:19:38,397 --> 00:19:39,625 Yeah. 372 00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:44,094 You're on your own. Ladies? 373 00:19:48,841 --> 00:19:50,741 Food fight! 374 00:19:52,978 --> 00:19:55,344 What are you doing? 375 00:19:55,447 --> 00:19:58,473 Oh, my face! 376 00:19:58,584 --> 00:20:01,917 I'm gonna get you guys! Stop! 377 00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:04,512 The press is having a love affair... 378 00:20:04,623 --> 00:20:06,955 with hating the Bluth family... 379 00:20:07,059 --> 00:20:10,495 and they were the center of another brawl this evening. 380 00:20:10,596 --> 00:20:14,191 I'm looking at $50,000 worth of medical bills here. 381 00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:17,325 It looks like you won't be getting into this school. Are you disappointed? 382 00:20:17,436 --> 00:20:19,768 Well, are you disappointed? 383 00:20:19,872 --> 00:20:23,399 Look, George Michael, I want you to tell me how you feel, okay? 384 00:20:23,509 --> 00:20:25,739 I don't want you to worry so much about hurting my feelings. 385 00:20:25,844 --> 00:20:29,245 I didn't want to go to that school, and Jessie's a psycho. 386 00:20:30,449 --> 00:20:32,349 That could've saved us a little bit of time. 387 00:20:32,451 --> 00:20:35,511 But, Dad, if you ever want to date anyone else, that's fine with me. 388 00:20:35,621 --> 00:20:38,749 Yeah? Thanks, buddy. 389 00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:43,294 - 'Cause you know, I mean, four women, that is kind of sad. - All right. Thank you. 390 00:20:43,395 --> 00:20:46,057 I know you got married in college, but that was your sophomore year. 391 00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:48,759 - You had your whole freshman year to... - That's enough honesty for now. 392 00:20:48,867 --> 00:20:52,200 - Thank you. Good night. - There must have been girls at parties. 393 00:20:53,539 --> 00:20:55,530 On the next Arrested Development. 394 00:20:55,641 --> 00:20:57,575 Gob holds a press conference ofhis own. 395 00:20:57,676 --> 00:21:00,236 And, now, prepare to call me "hero." 396 00:21:03,849 --> 00:21:05,817 He's resting, so... Oh. 397 00:21:06,919 --> 00:21:08,910 Pick a card. Oh, boy. 398 00:21:09,021 --> 00:21:11,489 And Buster moves to the kitchen.