1 00:00:00,653 --> 00:00:04,111 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,224 --> 00:00:06,624 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,726 --> 00:00:08,785 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,100 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:24,241 Michael Bluth was talking to his son about his latest test. 6 00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:26,403 - A-minus, huh? - Proud of me? 7 00:00:26,513 --> 00:00:29,710 Very proud... minus. 8 00:00:29,816 --> 00:00:33,013 Better go hit the books again. Get up there. 9 00:00:33,119 --> 00:00:37,249 C-minus. "C" M-l-N-E-S. 10 00:00:37,357 --> 00:00:40,019 - Did you even study? - No, I didn't. 11 00:00:40,126 --> 00:00:43,323 Wow. How impressive is that? 12 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:46,991 The bar for the refrigerator has been lowered, huh? 13 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:49,000 Oh, grades are meaningless. 14 00:00:49,102 --> 00:00:51,161 Maeby's last school didn't even have them. 15 00:00:51,271 --> 00:00:52,966 Back in Boston... 16 00:00:53,073 --> 00:00:55,064 Maeby's parents had enrolled her in a progressive school... 17 00:00:55,175 --> 00:00:57,905 with its own system of evaluation. 18 00:00:58,011 --> 00:01:00,605 All I'm saying is that you might want to push her a little bit. 19 00:01:00,713 --> 00:01:03,546 A kid without discipline can get into some pretty tough stuff. 20 00:01:03,650 --> 00:01:06,448 You think she's gonna suddenly turn to drugs 'cause she got a C-plus? 21 00:01:06,553 --> 00:01:10,216 Minus. And, yes, I think that, without boundaries, a kid can get into trouble. 22 00:01:10,323 --> 00:01:12,223 Yeah, sometimes that could mean drugs. 23 00:01:12,325 --> 00:01:14,418 I think stress is what leads to trouble... 24 00:01:14,527 --> 00:01:17,462 the kind you put on George Michael, even when he gets an "A." 25 00:01:17,564 --> 00:01:20,897 Minus. An "A" gets him ice cream. He knows that. 26 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,798 You're as bad as Dad with his ridiculous lessons. 27 00:01:23,903 --> 00:01:26,929 George Sr. had used his considerable means... 28 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,201 to stage intricate scenarios... 29 00:01:29,309 --> 00:01:32,210 to teach his children what he considered valuable life lessons. 30 00:01:32,312 --> 00:01:34,280 - I need help. - I'll get my gear. 31 00:01:34,380 --> 00:01:38,942 Typically, these scenarios would involve a man named J. Walter Weatherman... 32 00:01:39,052 --> 00:01:40,986 a one-time employee who lost his arm... 33 00:01:41,087 --> 00:01:44,215 in a Bluth Company construction accident. 34 00:01:44,324 --> 00:01:46,758 - Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? - We're out of milk. 35 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:50,125 I could have got it earlier if someone would have left a note. 36 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:52,892 Oh. 37 00:01:56,202 --> 00:01:58,636 Why? If someone had left a note... 38 00:01:58,738 --> 00:02:01,229 this-this innocent man would still have his arm. 39 00:02:01,341 --> 00:02:04,401 Why? 40 00:02:04,511 --> 00:02:08,470 And that's why you always leave a note. 41 00:02:08,581 --> 00:02:12,915 Those lessons worked, didn't they? We still leave notes to this day. 42 00:02:13,019 --> 00:02:14,987 Oh, that's what that was about. 43 00:02:15,088 --> 00:02:17,420 I thought he was trying to get us off dairy. 44 00:02:17,524 --> 00:02:20,493 - I need a favor. - What happened to, "Hello. I need a favor"? 45 00:02:20,593 --> 00:02:23,255 I owe Hot Cops 500 bucks. 46 00:02:23,363 --> 00:02:26,298 - "Hot Cops"? - It's the stripping agency I used to work for. 47 00:02:26,399 --> 00:02:28,264 - Cop uniform. - Right. 48 00:02:28,368 --> 00:02:30,427 I might have been just a little too believable. 49 00:02:34,407 --> 00:02:37,774 Police! Open up! 50 00:02:45,952 --> 00:02:48,182 Anyway, they're claiming that I never delivered on the gig. 51 00:02:48,288 --> 00:02:51,621 - I'm not an A.T.M. - I keep forgetting how hilarious you are. 52 00:02:51,724 --> 00:02:54,284 - Shh, shh, shh! You're making it worse. - Am I? 53 00:02:54,394 --> 00:02:57,886 I'm gonna give you the cash, but, in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime. 54 00:02:57,997 --> 00:03:02,297 My gut is telling me "No," but my gut is also very hungry. 55 00:03:02,402 --> 00:03:05,064 All right. I'll do it. 56 00:03:05,171 --> 00:03:07,867 Michael then left for his mother's apartment... 57 00:03:07,974 --> 00:03:11,205 where she greeted him with some not-so-surprising news. 58 00:03:11,311 --> 00:03:13,973 - I need a favor. - We ought to put that on our family crest. 59 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,674 - Oh, Michael... - Spare me. 60 00:03:16,783 --> 00:03:20,947 The S.E.C. is making me inventory everything I own. 61 00:03:21,054 --> 00:03:24,080 They want me to prove no new purchases have been made with company money. 62 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:27,523 - And there haven't been, right? - Not after we doctor all these receipts. 63 00:03:27,627 --> 00:03:29,527 I can't help you, Mom. I've got a job. 64 00:03:29,629 --> 00:03:31,995 I gotta make some money so you can buy more things and destroy the evidence. 65 00:03:32,098 --> 00:03:35,158 You're right. I'll ask Lindsay. 66 00:03:37,203 --> 00:03:38,932 - Hey, Buster. - Hey, Brother. 67 00:03:39,038 --> 00:03:42,667 - You headed over to your girlfriend's? - Yeah. She's down again. 68 00:03:42,775 --> 00:03:47,610 Buster's girlfriend, Lucille Austero, suffers from chronic vertigo... 69 00:03:47,714 --> 00:03:51,206 which she has been trying to fight without the use of medication. 70 00:03:51,317 --> 00:03:54,684 Her nausea's gotten really bad. It's really been difficult on us. 71 00:03:54,787 --> 00:03:56,755 It's definitely taking its toll. 72 00:03:56,856 --> 00:03:59,586 You know you're free to go. It's not like you made a commitment to this woman. 73 00:03:59,692 --> 00:04:02,217 Well, I didn't make a "commitment." 74 00:04:02,328 --> 00:04:05,354 - I did refer to it as our nausea. - Mm. 75 00:04:05,465 --> 00:04:10,129 But you know, that's when we were goin' at it really hot and heavy. 76 00:04:10,236 --> 00:04:12,204 Well, now it's my nausea. 77 00:04:12,305 --> 00:04:12,572 Later, Lucille stopped by the model home... 78 00:04:12,572 --> 00:04:14,904 Later, Lucille stopped by the model home... 79 00:04:15,008 --> 00:04:18,068 to enlist her daughter's help cataloging her valuables. 80 00:04:18,177 --> 00:04:19,804 - I can't. - Why not? 81 00:04:19,912 --> 00:04:23,404 Because I'm... Don't want to. 82 00:04:23,516 --> 00:04:25,541 Maybe I don't feel like being criticized around-the-clock. 83 00:04:25,652 --> 00:04:29,645 I don't criticize you. And if you're worried about criticism... 84 00:04:29,756 --> 00:04:33,886 sometimes a diet is the best defense. 85 00:04:33,993 --> 00:04:35,961 - Oh, hey, Gangy. - Hi. 86 00:04:36,062 --> 00:04:40,294 - D-plus. Sign this. - This is a D-minus. 87 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,767 - Either way, it's above a "D," right? - Another world-beater. 88 00:04:43,870 --> 00:04:48,637 And Lindsay realized she needed to take a firmer hand with her daughter. 89 00:04:48,741 --> 00:04:51,232 - I'm not signing this. - Fine. I will. 90 00:04:52,545 --> 00:04:54,445 Is "Lindsay" with an "A" or an "E"? 91 00:04:54,547 --> 00:04:59,211 Okay, I know you got a "crocodile" in spelling, but this has gone too far. 92 00:04:59,319 --> 00:05:01,344 I hate to say it, but Michael might be right. 93 00:05:01,454 --> 00:05:03,422 You need to learn a little discipline. 94 00:05:03,523 --> 00:05:05,821 Hmm. Nope, that doesn't feel right. 95 00:05:05,925 --> 00:05:08,826 No, no, no. I'm telling you. 96 00:05:08,928 --> 00:05:11,761 You are now punished. I punish thee. 97 00:05:11,864 --> 00:05:13,559 Are you serious? 98 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:15,827 What could you possibly come up with that would punish me? 99 00:05:15,935 --> 00:05:17,835 Oh, I have to come up with another thing? 100 00:05:17,937 --> 00:05:23,432 Oh, Lindsay, before I go, I just have one word for you. 101 00:05:23,543 --> 00:05:26,137 "Sleeves." 102 00:05:26,245 --> 00:05:29,612 You're going to spend the day working for your grandmother. 103 00:05:31,317 --> 00:05:34,286 No. No, that's not the answer, because you... 104 00:05:34,387 --> 00:05:37,288 What? No! You stupidjerk! Why don't... 105 00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:40,291 Dumb. Dumb. Dumb, George Michael. 106 00:05:40,393 --> 00:05:42,361 - Dumb, dumb. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 107 00:05:42,462 --> 00:05:45,158 Calm down, you two. It's just a math problem. 108 00:05:45,264 --> 00:05:47,494 If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job... 109 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,467 and a happy life full of hard work, like you always say. 110 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:54,472 Maybe I'm pushing you too hard. 111 00:05:54,574 --> 00:05:56,667 You're all stressed-out. Your eyes are all red. 112 00:05:56,776 --> 00:05:59,142 Why don't you take the night off. just shut the book. 113 00:05:59,245 --> 00:06:03,147 Go ahead. just close the book. 114 00:06:05,284 --> 00:06:07,684 Go ahead. 115 00:06:09,689 --> 00:06:11,816 Your finger is still in the book. 116 00:06:13,993 --> 00:06:15,756 George Michael. 117 00:06:24,537 --> 00:06:27,802 Buster, meanwhile, was still worried about Lucille 2... 118 00:06:27,907 --> 00:06:29,807 whose condition seemed to be worsening. 119 00:06:29,909 --> 00:06:32,434 You okay? How's your nausea? 120 00:06:32,545 --> 00:06:34,445 "Our." 121 00:06:34,547 --> 00:06:37,778 I mean, our... our nausea. 122 00:06:37,884 --> 00:06:40,546 He remembered a study he took part in... 123 00:06:40,653 --> 00:06:44,885 on medical marijuana and its effects on nausea. 124 00:06:44,991 --> 00:06:50,054 The subject took the drug in the form of a T.H.C. pill. 125 00:06:50,163 --> 00:06:52,927 Nausea was then induced with a day at the carnival... 126 00:06:53,032 --> 00:06:57,366 which is what attracted Buster to the experiment in the first place. 127 00:06:57,470 --> 00:06:59,597 Buster was found two days later... 128 00:06:59,705 --> 00:07:03,197 trying to eat his way through this enormous plaster donut. 129 00:07:03,309 --> 00:07:08,246 So Buster went to the toughest, most streetwise kid he knew. 130 00:07:08,347 --> 00:07:11,908 - Tell your friends. - Hey, Nephew. I was looking for you at your home. 131 00:07:12,018 --> 00:07:15,044 - Dad told me to take the day off, so I decided to come into work. - Oh. 132 00:07:15,154 --> 00:07:18,555 I thought maybe you could help me get some weed. 133 00:07:18,658 --> 00:07:21,718 It's not for me. It's for Lucille 2, my girlfriend. 134 00:07:21,828 --> 00:07:25,457 She's your girlfriend? Dad said you were her nurse. 135 00:07:25,565 --> 00:07:27,533 Look, she's sick. This could help her. 136 00:07:27,633 --> 00:07:29,533 Pillform would actually be fantastic. 137 00:07:29,635 --> 00:07:31,728 I could put it on a tea biscuit, tell her it's a marshmallow. 138 00:07:31,838 --> 00:07:35,069 I have no idea where to get something like that. What makes you think I would? 139 00:07:35,174 --> 00:07:38,109 You work here. This place is pot central, right? 140 00:07:38,211 --> 00:07:40,372 In the '70s, the boardwalk was the place... 141 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,313 to buy marijuana in Newport Beach. 142 00:07:43,416 --> 00:07:45,475 The stand served as a convenient meeting place... 143 00:07:45,585 --> 00:07:49,851 because of the banana's resemblance to a yellow marijuana cigarette. 144 00:07:49,956 --> 00:07:54,325 - It had even inspired a song. -? Big yellowjoint The big yellowjoint? 145 00:07:54,427 --> 00:07:57,487 ? I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint? 146 00:07:57,597 --> 00:08:00,964 I'm sorry. I can't help you. Why don't you just ask Uncle Gob? 147 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:03,797 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? 148 00:08:03,903 --> 00:08:06,895 No. No. He'd never do it. 149 00:08:07,006 --> 00:08:09,668 Besides, he always makes fun of me for dating Lucille. 150 00:08:09,775 --> 00:08:11,766 - Everybody does. - That's horrible. 151 00:08:11,878 --> 00:08:15,109 You could tell Gob for me, but you can't tell him it's for me. 152 00:08:15,214 --> 00:08:16,841 - You can't tell anybody. - I'm working. - George Michael. 153 00:08:16,949 --> 00:08:20,680 What are you doing here? I thought I told you to take the day off. 154 00:08:20,786 --> 00:08:23,619 - There's nothing to do. Maeby's at Gangy's. - Find something to do. 155 00:08:23,723 --> 00:08:25,782 Go make mistakes, get in trouble... be young. 156 00:08:25,892 --> 00:08:28,622 Yes! I totally agree. Make a mistake. 157 00:08:28,728 --> 00:08:31,663 Here. Here's 20 bucks. I want you to close up shop and go crazy. 158 00:08:31,764 --> 00:08:33,664 Go find yourself something to buy that you don't need. 159 00:08:33,766 --> 00:08:37,532 Absolutely. Here. Take 225 from me. 160 00:08:39,138 --> 00:08:42,005 ? Big yellowjoint Big yellowjoint? 161 00:08:42,108 --> 00:08:44,167 ? I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint? 162 00:08:46,948 --> 00:08:50,315 Maeby was working with her grandmother. 163 00:08:50,418 --> 00:08:55,378 And this is from when your Pop-Pop yelled out, "Oh, Melanie..." 164 00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:57,981 when he was making love to Gangy. 165 00:08:58,092 --> 00:09:01,152 This is so much fun. I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment. 166 00:09:01,262 --> 00:09:04,925 Oh, she thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers. 167 00:09:05,032 --> 00:09:06,932 Ah, yes. 168 00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:09,867 The week we had the au pair. 169 00:09:09,971 --> 00:09:12,064 You know, your mother always wanted this brooch. 170 00:09:12,173 --> 00:09:14,835 - Really? - Do you want it? 171 00:09:14,942 --> 00:09:19,003 I do now. That'll show her for trying to punish me. 172 00:09:19,113 --> 00:09:23,015 Oh. Pretty. It'll distract from the freckles. 173 00:09:28,756 --> 00:09:31,054 George Michael nervously approached the family yacht... 174 00:09:31,158 --> 00:09:33,786 Gob had been staying on. 175 00:09:33,895 --> 00:09:35,954 - Uncle Gob? - When he saw the yacht was empty... 176 00:09:36,063 --> 00:09:40,727 George Michael... as he'd been trained to do since childhood... left a note. 177 00:09:41,936 --> 00:09:43,631 Back at the model home... 178 00:09:43,738 --> 00:09:46,639 Gob showed Michael the note he'd found at the dock. 179 00:09:46,741 --> 00:09:50,905 - No. This can't be from my son. - It is his handwriting. 180 00:09:51,012 --> 00:09:53,845 Plus he left me $200. 181 00:09:53,948 --> 00:09:56,075 $100. 182 00:09:56,183 --> 00:09:58,913 100. I accidentally said 200. I don't know... 183 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:02,717 - This is impossible. Why would he do this? - I know. I was shocked. 184 00:10:02,823 --> 00:10:06,657 Really, a hundred dollars. You can't get good weed for a hundred bucks. 185 00:10:06,761 --> 00:10:08,752 Anyway, here you go. 186 00:10:08,863 --> 00:10:12,594 Now we are even on you paying off that Hot Cops thing. 187 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:17,069 - Might just be a few stems... - Get that out of this house. What's the matter with you? 188 00:10:17,171 --> 00:10:19,162 Maybe you should save the lectures for your son... 189 00:10:19,273 --> 00:10:21,241 if he can remember them. 190 00:10:21,342 --> 00:10:24,072 I speak to Lindsay one time about her hippie parenting, and I end up with a hippie. 191 00:10:24,178 --> 00:10:27,409 - It does seem pretty quick. - For all I know, this has been goin' on forever. 192 00:10:27,515 --> 00:10:31,576 He's been stressed, his eyes have been red, his grades are dropping. 193 00:10:31,686 --> 00:10:35,520 - Heard about the A-minus. - I'm gonna go find out what's going on. 194 00:10:35,623 --> 00:10:38,183 - Hey, what you doin'? - Nothing. 195 00:10:38,292 --> 00:10:42,729 No? So, listen, your, uh, your Uncle Gob... 196 00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:46,231 seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. 197 00:10:46,334 --> 00:10:48,768 - Was that you? - No, no. 198 00:10:48,869 --> 00:10:52,498 Maybe it was the other George Michael... the singer-songwriter. 199 00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:54,507 - Yeah, that makes sense. - Yeah. 200 00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:57,544 What'd you do with the, um... 201 00:10:57,645 --> 00:11:00,170 with the money Buster and I gave you to go have fun with? 202 00:11:00,281 --> 00:11:02,841 I put that in my savings account. 203 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:05,441 - Is that right? - Yeah. Save up. 204 00:11:05,553 --> 00:11:10,115 - Okay. Thanks for being honest. - Yeah. 205 00:11:10,224 --> 00:11:12,385 He's lying to me. Can you believe that? 206 00:11:12,493 --> 00:11:14,461 Where the hell is this family's morality? 207 00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:18,130 I don't know. 208 00:11:18,232 --> 00:11:21,133 - What... - It's cold out here. 209 00:11:21,235 --> 00:11:23,601 What do I do now? If I confront him, he's gonna lie to me again. 210 00:11:23,704 --> 00:11:28,334 - Should I yell at him? - Didn't Dad teach us that we don't yell in this family? 211 00:11:28,442 --> 00:11:32,208 Tell me before you hit the gas. 212 00:11:32,313 --> 00:11:34,213 I can't hear you! 213 00:11:34,315 --> 00:11:36,146 The kids are yelling. 214 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:39,686 Tell me before you hit the gas. 215 00:11:39,787 --> 00:11:44,349 I guess you're saying, "Hit the gas." 216 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,016 Don't! Wait! No! 217 00:11:52,099 --> 00:11:57,435 That's why you don't yell. 218 00:11:57,538 --> 00:12:00,006 Yeah, yelling's not a good way to go. 219 00:12:00,107 --> 00:12:02,075 I got a better idea. 220 00:12:02,176 --> 00:12:04,406 You wanna teach George Michael a lesson? 221 00:12:04,545 --> 00:12:08,276 Yes, I do, and it's gotta stick. He's getting into drugs, Dad, and he's lying to me. 222 00:12:08,382 --> 00:12:10,407 That doesn't sound like the boy. 223 00:12:10,518 --> 00:12:12,418 It's my fault. I've been pushing him too hard. 224 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,420 - It's just... Dumb, dumb. Dumb, Michael. - Hey, hey. 225 00:12:14,522 --> 00:12:16,217 - Dumb. - Shh, shh, shh. I forgive you. 226 00:12:16,323 --> 00:12:19,850 I don't want your forgiveness. I want the guy with the one arm and the fake blood. 227 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,690 - J. Walter Weatherman... how do I get ahold of him? - He's, uh, dead. 228 00:12:22,797 --> 00:12:25,891 You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner running. 229 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,697 For God's sake. He's not dead. I need to do this soon, tonight. 230 00:12:29,804 --> 00:12:32,568 Down by the docks... I'm gonna make it like a drug deal went bad. 231 00:12:32,673 --> 00:12:37,201 Tonight? No. It's Yontif. It's the first night of Yom Kippur. 232 00:12:37,311 --> 00:12:39,802 Dad, that's just... That's one night, and it's back in September. 233 00:12:39,914 --> 00:12:41,814 That's okay. You've only been a Jew about two days. 234 00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:45,374 - Just try to talk to him. - Like you talked to me when I was growing up? 235 00:12:45,486 --> 00:12:48,614 - I thought you hated those lessons. - I did, but they worked. 236 00:12:48,723 --> 00:12:52,659 - And they will work again. - Well, I'm done with them, because it was wrong, Michael. 237 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,285 - Come on. - Your son is a timid, thoughtful boy. 238 00:12:55,396 --> 00:12:58,991 He's a scholar, like his grandfather. 239 00:13:00,768 --> 00:13:03,566 What time is it? Oh, almost sundown. 240 00:13:03,671 --> 00:13:05,571 I have to prepare for the Sabbath. 241 00:13:05,673 --> 00:13:08,972 - It's Tuesday. - Shh, shh, shh. 242 00:13:09,076 --> 00:13:12,637 Lindsay went to see how her own attempt at parental discipline was coming along. 243 00:13:12,747 --> 00:13:14,908 So, having fun? 244 00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:19,349 - Where'd you get that brooch? - Gangy. Nice, huh? 245 00:13:19,453 --> 00:13:22,251 That was supposed to be for me. She was my au pair. 246 00:13:22,356 --> 00:13:25,120 I'm the one who cleared my throat and pointed to the laundry room. 247 00:13:25,226 --> 00:13:28,252 Ma! You know I wanted that. 248 00:13:28,362 --> 00:13:30,262 I know, but it's an elephant... 249 00:13:30,364 --> 00:13:32,832 and I didn't want to invite the comparison. 250 00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:35,026 Nice. 251 00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:37,434 In any event, your punishment is over. Come on. Let's go. 252 00:13:37,538 --> 00:13:40,803 She's not going anywhere. We're having fun. 253 00:13:40,908 --> 00:13:44,207 - Here, Maeby. Try this on. - I see. 254 00:13:44,311 --> 00:13:47,041 Fine. I was gonna take her out for ice cream... 255 00:13:47,148 --> 00:13:51,881 but if you'd rather stay here, well, that's just fine with me. 256 00:13:56,557 --> 00:13:58,684 We could go get some ice cream, Gangy. 257 00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:01,523 - That would be fun, right? - I don't think so. 258 00:14:01,629 --> 00:14:03,529 That chubby little wrist of yours... 259 00:14:03,631 --> 00:14:07,158 is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is. 260 00:14:07,268 --> 00:14:10,829 Maeby decided that perhaps she'd had enough ofher grandmother. 261 00:14:10,938 --> 00:14:14,305 Maeby. Maeby? 262 00:14:18,579 --> 00:14:21,776 Hey, Gob. It's Michael. I figured out a way for you to repay that favor. 263 00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:23,782 Dad wouldn't help me teach George Michael the lesson... 264 00:14:23,884 --> 00:14:26,284 so I need your help and your Hot Cop friends. 265 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:30,721 - I wanna fake a drug bust. - Michael, these guys are real dancers. 266 00:14:30,825 --> 00:14:34,192 They've never done any hot policing. 267 00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:37,458 They don't even need to be hot. They just need to show up in those uniforms. 268 00:14:37,565 --> 00:14:40,227 And so, Michael's plan was put into motion. 269 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:43,030 - Where have you been? - What? 270 00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:45,605 I am like a caged animal. 271 00:14:48,943 --> 00:14:51,173 My old lady's on the floor, man. 272 00:14:51,278 --> 00:14:53,576 I am not s-ing around. 273 00:14:53,681 --> 00:14:56,377 Yeah. Gob just called. He's got the stuff at the yacht. 274 00:14:56,483 --> 00:14:59,213 - Oh, great. Let's go. - No. I think my dad's onto this. 275 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,515 - I'm out. I'm not... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. 276 00:15:01,622 --> 00:15:04,216 Gob will never give it to me. 277 00:15:04,325 --> 00:15:08,193 My woman is sick. Please? 278 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:17,301 Later that night, Michael made the final arrangements with Gob. 279 00:15:17,403 --> 00:15:19,871 All right, Gob, is this gonna be believable? 280 00:15:19,973 --> 00:15:21,941 I want him scared. I love this kid. 281 00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:23,838 These guys are pros. They're gonna push the tension... 282 00:15:23,943 --> 00:15:25,774 to the last possible moment before they strip. 283 00:15:25,879 --> 00:15:28,712 They're not going to strip, are they? 284 00:15:28,815 --> 00:15:31,477 I told them not to, but I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in. 285 00:15:31,584 --> 00:15:34,109 - Unbelievable. - Trust me. It's gonna be totally real. 286 00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:36,552 This kind of thing goes on all the time out here. 287 00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:39,216 Boats wait offshore, lights are flashed. 288 00:15:39,325 --> 00:15:41,691 A guy comes over and drops off a bag. 289 00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:43,763 It's gonna freak the little bastard out. 290 00:15:43,863 --> 00:15:45,797 Michael went off to hide... 291 00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:48,868 while Buster and George Michael arrived as planned. 292 00:15:48,968 --> 00:15:50,936 I really appreciate you doing this for me. 293 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:54,473 You're making a very miserable person happy. 294 00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,474 She really feels awful, huh? 295 00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:58,635 Oh. Oh, I was talking about me. 296 00:15:58,745 --> 00:16:01,145 But, yeah, she's a mess. Be careful. 297 00:16:09,789 --> 00:16:12,883 - Uncle Gob? - George Michael. 298 00:16:12,992 --> 00:16:16,689 - You weren't followed, were you? - No, I don't think so. 299 00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:19,560 All right, kid. 300 00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,634 Let's deal some drugs. 301 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,665 What are you doin'? 302 00:16:27,774 --> 00:16:32,143 Flashing the lights... so the dealer knows what's goin' down. 303 00:16:36,149 --> 00:16:39,414 - Now we wait. - How long? 304 00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:41,612 Who knows? An hour. 305 00:16:41,721 --> 00:16:44,485 - Maybe five. - Drug delivery! 306 00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:46,684 You wanted some marijuana? 307 00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:48,727 No, not me. My nephew did. 308 00:16:48,828 --> 00:16:51,456 Show me the money. 309 00:16:56,202 --> 00:16:59,638 - Show us the pot. - I got it right here. 310 00:16:59,739 --> 00:17:02,731 - Oh, my God. - Nice, right? 311 00:17:02,842 --> 00:17:05,640 Okay, you can put your shirt down, Derek. just give him the stuff. 312 00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:15,146 So. We have a deal. 313 00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:17,155 We have a deal. 314 00:17:17,257 --> 00:17:19,157 He's ruining his life! 315 00:17:19,259 --> 00:17:22,990 - Police officers! Freeze! - What? Oh, no! It's the cops! 316 00:17:23,096 --> 00:17:26,224 - And a construction worker. - Let's get this party started. 317 00:17:26,332 --> 00:17:29,324 - Aren't you guys gonna cuff him? - You wanted handcuffs? 318 00:17:29,435 --> 00:17:34,168 All right. George Michael, I hope you learned your lesson, pal. 319 00:17:36,276 --> 00:17:39,734 Okay. 320 00:17:39,846 --> 00:17:43,179 Okay, all right. Thank you. Thank you. 321 00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:45,183 - What is this? - This is a lesson. 322 00:17:45,285 --> 00:17:48,049 Maybe I pushed you into this, but... 323 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,588 I love you too much to see you ruin your life with that crap. 324 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:53,784 - But it wasn't for me. - Then who was it for? 325 00:17:53,893 --> 00:17:55,861 Who? Give me a name. 326 00:17:57,330 --> 00:18:00,163 - Okay, it was for me. - Yeah. 327 00:18:00,266 --> 00:18:02,291 I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. 328 00:18:02,435 --> 00:18:05,336 Now you're looking at a nice big, fat punishment. 329 00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:08,874 I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Ooh! Uh... 330 00:18:08,975 --> 00:18:14,140 - What are you doing here? - The, uh... The boy was lookin' out for me. 331 00:18:14,247 --> 00:18:18,377 - What? - It-It's for my girlfriend. She's sick. 332 00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:21,044 Why don't you just wait it out? She's gonna be gone soon. 333 00:18:21,154 --> 00:18:23,714 - Oh, that's it. - Hey! 334 00:18:23,823 --> 00:18:25,882 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? 335 00:18:25,992 --> 00:18:29,052 - Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? - Hey! Buster! 336 00:18:29,162 --> 00:18:31,790 What's the matter with you? Easy. 337 00:18:31,898 --> 00:18:33,923 Is that true? Why didn't you tell me this? 338 00:18:34,033 --> 00:18:37,059 You're always telling me to do the right thing... put family first. 339 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:41,004 You know, it is unbelievable that you'd ask my son to score you pot. 340 00:18:41,107 --> 00:18:43,541 Why don't you drive him home, and you and I will talk about this later. 341 00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:46,009 - Go ahead. Go with Buster. - I'm sorry. 342 00:18:46,112 --> 00:18:50,139 - Hey, what are you guys doin'? - We got your signal. You flashed the lights. 343 00:18:50,249 --> 00:18:52,513 We got the drugs. You got the money? 344 00:18:52,618 --> 00:18:55,178 No, no. No, no, no, no. We're all good. 345 00:18:55,288 --> 00:18:57,756 We just want the money, You wanna make this ugly? 346 00:18:57,857 --> 00:19:00,758 We were just teaching the young fellow a lesson. We don't want any trouble with you. 347 00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:03,420 - Thanks very much. - Do you know who you're dealin' with? 348 00:19:03,529 --> 00:19:06,965 Drop the boxes! Put your hands in the air. 349 00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:09,364 - What is this? - We had nothin' to do with this! 350 00:19:09,469 --> 00:19:12,666 - You set us up! - No, no! These are just strippers! 351 00:19:12,772 --> 00:19:15,434 - Look how hot they are! - Everybody take a breath! 352 00:19:25,485 --> 00:19:28,420 Oh, my God! My arm! 353 00:19:28,521 --> 00:19:30,421 Oh, my God! This guy's arm... 354 00:19:32,558 --> 00:19:36,358 just came off and landed on the dock. 355 00:19:36,462 --> 00:19:39,056 Michael realized that his father had, once again... 356 00:19:39,165 --> 00:19:41,224 taught him an elaborate lesson. 357 00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:45,327 And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son. 358 00:19:45,438 --> 00:19:48,032 How could you do that to me? 359 00:19:48,141 --> 00:19:51,838 I told you he's a good kid. You should try talking to him when you think he's in trouble. 360 00:19:51,944 --> 00:19:55,744 Don't make the same mistake I did, you know... teaching lessons. 361 00:19:55,848 --> 00:19:57,748 So you taught me a lesson not to teach lessons? 362 00:19:57,850 --> 00:20:00,944 It was my last lesson. 363 00:20:02,588 --> 00:20:06,490 - Back home. - Back from your wonderful time with Gangy? 364 00:20:06,592 --> 00:20:10,323 Well, actually, it wasn't so wonderful. She can be kinda nasty. 365 00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:12,830 But I'll tell you somethin'. 366 00:20:12,932 --> 00:20:16,231 I'm glad you're my mom. 367 00:20:16,335 --> 00:20:19,327 Oh, um, I got you something. 368 00:20:19,439 --> 00:20:21,999 - You're giving me this? - You deserve it. 369 00:20:22,108 --> 00:20:24,269 I can't believe you had to put up with her your whole life. 370 00:20:25,778 --> 00:20:30,681 Honey, this is so sweet. 371 00:20:30,783 --> 00:20:32,774 Let's celebrate and go shopping. 372 00:20:32,885 --> 00:20:36,412 - You knew the whole time, didn't you? - Kind of. 373 00:20:36,522 --> 00:20:38,854 One of the Hot Cops is my choir teacher. 374 00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:41,893 I'm sorry about all this. It's just you were so stressed out... 375 00:20:41,994 --> 00:20:45,452 and I guess I got scared and... 376 00:20:45,565 --> 00:20:47,931 I should learn to talk with you a little bit more, huh? 377 00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:50,628 - I think we're okay. - We are, aren't we? 378 00:20:50,736 --> 00:20:53,227 You know there's nothing you can't be totally honest with me about. 379 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:56,308 You can say anything to me, anything at all. 380 00:20:56,409 --> 00:20:59,867 Like, say, I had a crush on my own cousin. 381 00:21:04,984 --> 00:21:07,043 Hey. 382 00:21:07,153 --> 00:21:10,316 - You just taught me a lesson. - Oh. 383 00:21:10,423 --> 00:21:12,789 -? Big yellowjoint The big yellowjoint? - All right. We're even. 384 00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:16,453 ? I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint?