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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...
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and the one son
who had no choice...
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but to keep them all together.
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It's Arrested Development.
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Michael Bluth
was visiting his father in prison...
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anxious to get to the bottom
of some mysterious bookkeeping.
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It just doesn't make
any sense, Dad.
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Where did this money come from? Why did
it end up in the international accounts file?
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George Sr. was also anxious,
but less about the bookkeeping.
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This game is never gonna happen.
Half of these guys are still in their cuffs.
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I hate to be a buzzkill,
but I'm trying to get you out of here.
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Well, I'm trying to get us out of last place,
Michael. We're playing Rahway next week.
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Word has it that
they're getting Jose Canseco.
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I'm starting to wonder
why I even bother coming.
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- Bluth! Right field!
- That is ridiculous.
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- You won't even talk to me!
- I'm catcher, or I'm nothing!
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Michael returned to work...
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where his assistant, Kitty,
greeted him with some startling news.
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Your wife's on line one.
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Michael's wife
had been dead for two years.
- My what?
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- Kitty realized her mistake.
- I said, your wife is on line one.
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But not immediately.
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Oh! Oh, God.
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I'm sorry.
George's wife. Your mother.
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I'm so used to being
George's assistant.
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Kitty had been George Sr.'s
fiercely loyal assistant for years.
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And Michael suspected that
she had the information he needed.
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Hey, Kitty, listen,
you wouldn't know...
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if we had any documentation on
these international accounts, would you?
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That's actually not
any of your business.
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My business.
That's not any of my business.
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Hey, Mom.
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Are you aware we've been downgraded
to being just pool members at the club now?
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Yeah, it's a real shame
what's going on with this family.
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You're stuck by the pool,
and Dad's getting picked last for softball.
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Nonetheless, you can free up a little company
money to get back our golf privileges.
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No, I can't.
Mom, you don't even play golf.
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No, but I use the clubhouse dining room...
until I was turned away today.
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It's embarrassing... Take it back!
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If I wanted something your thumb touched,
I'd eat the inside of your ear!
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You should see
the looks I'm getting.
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If you can't free up the cash,
have your father call the club president.
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I've got news for you, Mom...
I'm not visiting Dad in jail anymore.
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No, I've had it.
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I'm down there every single day trying to do
what I can to get this company back on track...
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and he barely even acknowledges me.
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That is disgusting!
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Talk to your father.
I will not stand for this!
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Gob!
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Can I, uh... get you
to stop doing that?
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I'm just setting up an office.
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Gotta write a strongly worded letter
to one Warden James Buck.
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In order to restore
his career as an escape artist...
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Gob had recently checked into prison
as a publicity stunt.
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- You really think you can
break out of my prison?
- You won't even know I was here.
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But after a shiv to his side...
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Gob was rushed
to a local hospital...
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- thus fulfilling, in Gob's mind,
his contract with the public.
-? Ta-dah?
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And yet the warden had refused to
acknowledge the legitimacy of the escape.
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So I am going after this guy
with everything I've got...
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art.
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Now we are writing a letter.
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Gob?
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I wish I would've known
you were coming. I am a mess.
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Don't know if a call from me
would've changed that.
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Do you like my outfit?
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Not as much as I like
what's underneath it.
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Gob!
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No, I need your chair. Get up.
I've got a letter to write.
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Whoo!
You're all business.
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just like your dad.
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My God, she's repulsive.
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Michael realized
that Kitty's obvious attraction to Gob...
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could perhaps be of use to him.
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How would you like
a touch lamp?
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You're the one
who needs therapy!
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Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias prepared
for their first session with a therapist.
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Yes, Tobias,
I want the marriage to work.
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I just don't know
if therapy is the answer.
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Because you didn't respect my old career,
and you certainly don't respect my new one!
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You don't have a new one!
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Things had been tense
since Tobias left his psychiatry practice...
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to pursue an acting career.
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- I have needs, you know.
- And how I am not addressing your needs?
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- How can you even ask that? What is this?
- Oh! Go right to that!
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Good. Go right there.
Real mature. Really great.
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Okay, kids, Mommy and Daddy
are going out for ice cream.
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- Can we come?
- Sorry. It's not for kids.
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- Now we have to follow them.
- Yeah.
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What?
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Okay, so, why are we doing this?
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'Cause it's obvious they're lying.
Come on, drive!
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- Well, what if they see us?
- How are they gonna see us?
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It says "Bluth Company"
right on the side.
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Plus, it's a stairway.
That's gonna catch the eye.
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The airport stairway vehicle...
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was the last vestige
of the Bluths'former wealth.
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Also, that House of Pies
that went out ofbusiness.
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You are scared. I knew it.
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No, I'm not scared.
It's just that... I have plans later.
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l-I'm visiting Pop-Pop.
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You visit Pop-Pop?
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In fact, he'd been terrified
of the very notion of prison...
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since, as a young boy,
he accidentally watched HBO's Oz...
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mistaking it for the classic
Judy Garland musical.
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- I'm an innocent man!
- Eat it, bitch!
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- Lots of times.
- What's it like?
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You know what you should do?
You should go get your mom's date book.
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Oh, yeah. She must have written down
where they're going.
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- I still wanna hear about prison, okay?
- If you can handle it.
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Michael arrived home in a good mood.
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With Gob getting
the information from Kitty...
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he would no longer have to visit prison
and deal with his father.
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Hey, buddy!
Came home early.
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Wanna do somethin'?
Anything. Anything at all.
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I wanna visit Pop-Pop in prison.
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Back at the office, Gob was
making progress with Michael's assistant.
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Here's where we keep all of our...
heavyweight paper.
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Bet you can show me
where a lot of things are.
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What kind of things
are you... looking for?
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What, uh...
What are you hiding?
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Nothing you can't find.
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Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait.
Take off your glasses.
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Oh.
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Wait, wait.
Let down your hair.
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No. Glasses on. Hair back up.
Let's just get that hair right back up.
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- Do you want me to turn all the lights off?
- Yes, yes, please.
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How's that? Is that better?
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There's still light coming in
from under the door.
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And Lindsay and Tobias
were, for the first time...
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addressing
their marital problems.
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It's like we're face to face now...
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like we're really
seeing this marriage and...
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I'm afraid it's a lie.
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Bravo. If I gave a performance that good,
I'd have my own Alias type show.
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Stop it. I am so sick of hearing
about acting, acting, acting!
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Okay, okay, look,
maybe we need a new approach.
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Um... let's try
some role playing.
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Yes! All right.
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Michael headed back to the prison...
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despite his earlier vow
never to return.
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You always say family first.
I should see my grandpa, right?
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I'm not stopping you.
It's just, after this I'm not going back there.
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Why? Is it scary?
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Scary? No. No.
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It's the opposite of scary.
It's like a carnival.
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Without the half-person on the skateboard
that grabbed your knee to steady himself.
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It's like a country club. All the guy does
is eat ice cream and play softball all day.
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In fact, George Sr.'s
softball game had taken most of the day.
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It was the 14th inning,
and tensions were running a little high.
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I'll give you a thousand bucks, you call
the next one a strike. My knees are killing me.
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No batter! No batter here!
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- Strike three!
- Strike three, my ass!
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Ohh!
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Down in the yard!
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No batter.
No... No batter.
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No... Shh.
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Okay, there he is.
Go on in there and surprise him.
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I'm gonna go get us
a few ice cream sandwiches.
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Go on. Go on.
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Hey, Pop-Pop.
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- How's prison?
- I'm gonna die in here.
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What?
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They're gonna kill Grandpa.
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I gotta... I gotta get outta here.
I'm an innocent man.
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You gotta help Pop-Pop get outta here.
Give me your hair.
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- My hair?
- Give Pop-Pop your hair!
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- No touching! No touching! No touching!
- Give me the hair!
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One of these got smooshed,
but don't let that ruin prison for you.
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No batter.
No batter. No batter.
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Come on, baby!
Throw the ball!
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I'm sure your grandfather was just kidding
around. You know his sense of humor.
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I know, I know. Yeah.
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I don't... I don't totally get the hair joke,
but I'm fine, Dad.
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Are you sure?
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I am gonna head back in, though. I'm gonna
see if Pop-Pop's got any more zingers.
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Just stay out here and relax, pal.
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Watch the softball game.
I'll be right back.
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Hey, stop! Stop!
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Dad?
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just don't like prison anymore.
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That's why I'm trying
to get you out of here.
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Maybe I've been in denial,
but this place is breaking me, Mikey...
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and I'm alone here, but for you.
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Come on.
You got me, you got Mom.
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Your mother's never shown her face.
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Whoa.
She's never been here?
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You should've heard the grief she gave me
when I said I'd never show up again.
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You said... You said what?
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Dad, you don't need me.
You're playing softball all the time.
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I do need you, Michael!
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- No more softball.
- This is nuts.
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You're her husband. The least she could do
is come out and visit you.
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God, you know your mom. This isn't her crowd.
She's very easily threatened.
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You remember the carjacker?
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- Aaah!
- Well, she's certainly toughened up since then.
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She's eating lunch by the pool now.
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There's a big difference between
the country club pool and the conjugal trailer.
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That's not what I meant
when I said "visit."
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It's too bad.
I really miss that personal contact.
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It was the one thing
that calmed me when I got stressed.
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It just felt... humanizing.
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Michael, for the first time...
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saw his father
as a vulnerable human being.
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Daddy horny, Michael.
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I just haven't had sex in a month.
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You've been here two months.
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It's hard to gauge time.
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Yeah, I'll bet.
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Hey, Mom. I went to visit Dad today.
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Quick question. How long
does it take you to get out there?
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Oh, I've never been.
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Then why does he tell me
that you've never been?
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Ooh. Sorry, Michael.
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Pool food. My system's
not used to curly fries.
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How can you ignore that man?
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He's having a hard time in there.
He's lonely.
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That's what his children are for.
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Yeah, well, you know...
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there are certain things that...
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he can't get from his children.
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If you're going to say "pride," you're wrong.
He is proud of his children.
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Wasn't gonna say pride, Mom.
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Uh, listen, l-l-I think that, um...
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I think that you should...
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Oh, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this.
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I think that you should...
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visit him...
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in an... intimate...
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marital... trailer.
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Are you mad?
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You think I'm comfortable asking you
to do this? He needs you, Mom.
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Did he say that?
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Did he say that he misses me?
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Does he need his wife's embrace?
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Daddy horny, Michael.
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He said some wonderful things.
238
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You really want this for him,
don't you?
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I do.
240
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"Golf membership" want it?
241
00:12:44,956 --> 00:12:47,424
Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias
were getting to the heart...
242
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of each other's vulnerabilities
with a role-reversal exercise.
243
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- Because I'm a woman!
- Good.
244
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- With a woman's needs.
- Louder.
245
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And a woman's urges!
And these, Tobias.
246
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When was the last time
you looked at these?
247
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Yeah, okay.
How long is this session?
248
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See, she's breaking in and out of character
and making it difficult...
249
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'Cause I don't wanna be in a character.
250
00:13:07,378 --> 00:13:11,109
Okay, let me stop you guys.
All right? Please. Let me get in here.
251
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Thank you.
God.
252
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- You've never been a real wife to me, Lindsay.
- That's not true!
253
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A man is looking back at you.
A man with dreams and aspirations!
254
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,386
Meanwhile, Maeby found an
address in her mother's appointment book...
255
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and was getting closer to learning
what her parents were up to.
256
00:13:31,236 --> 00:13:36,868
Right! If I'm no Schwimmer,
you're noJennifer Aniston!
257
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Maybe I'm not even Lisa Kudrow.
258
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l-I have dreams, Lindsay.
259
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Dreams, Lindsay.
260
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Well, then, Tobias...
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follow those dreams.
262
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Make those dreams happen.
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Yes. I will.
264
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And scene!
265
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- Wow!
- Okay.
266
00:14:06,538 --> 00:14:09,837
- I'm sorry I stepped on your line.
- No, not at all.
267
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- Did that answer some questions for you?
- Yeah, I think it did.
268
00:14:13,444 --> 00:14:15,844
Now there are two men
I wanna leave.
269
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Michael arrived home, happy
to have a brother to share his burden with.
270
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- Great news.
- Oh, good. I could use it.
271
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I just came from convincing Mom
to have sex with Dad.
272
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God! What is wrong with you?
That is disgusting!
273
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- What's wrong with you?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
274
00:14:33,197 --> 00:14:36,826
But just the thought
of Mom and Dad together...
275
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I have a sense of propriety.
All right?
276
00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:41,103
Fine.
What's your great news?
277
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I Kitty.
278
00:14:42,874 --> 00:14:46,105
Oh, Gob, I just wanted you
to get the information.
279
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Oh, I got the information.
280
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You did, huh?
About the international accounts?
281
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I see what you're getting at.
No, I didn't get any information.
282
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That's great. Good, good, good, Gob.
You just lost the touch lamp.
283
00:15:00,325 --> 00:15:02,225
- What? No!
- The deal's off.
284
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I'm gonna use the touch lamp to
set the mood in the conjugal trailer
when Dad's nailing Mom!
285
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:07,627
No! Don't... Michael!
286
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You are filthy!
287
00:15:10,739 --> 00:15:12,570
The two cousins reunited...
288
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each a little shaken by what they
had pretended to be fearless about.
289
00:15:16,044 --> 00:15:18,308
- You think they'll get divorced?
- I don't care.
290
00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:21,814
I'm not saying "I don't care" like kids who say
they don't when they do... 'cause I don't.
291
00:15:21,916 --> 00:15:23,884
Right. I know.
Who cares, right?
292
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- I mean, I care.
- How could you not?
293
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You know, our family's
really messed up.
294
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I know.
We're the only normal ones.
295
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At least we got
each other. Right?
296
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George Michael?
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Sorry.
298
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Sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be
a long or short hug or a middle-medium hug.
299
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:53,880
It's hard to tell sometimes.
300
00:15:53,982 --> 00:15:56,246
That was a good hug.
That's plenty for now.
301
00:15:56,351 --> 00:15:58,251
Hug's gotta end sometime, obviously.
302
00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:01,550
Soon, Michael
was driving Lucille to prison...
303
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:04,352
and she seemed to be
looking forward to it.
304
00:16:04,459 --> 00:16:06,427
Where are we going after?
305
00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:12,699
- Hey, Dad.
- Michael!
306
00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:15,065
What are you doing here?
307
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:18,697
You needed my help, and it was hard for you
to ask, so I took it upon myself to bring her.
308
00:16:18,807 --> 00:16:22,243
- That doesn't make you uncomfortable?
- The drive was a little awkward.
309
00:16:22,343 --> 00:16:25,904
Not every son
would do this for his father.
310
00:16:26,014 --> 00:16:27,982
Thank you for this.
311
00:16:32,787 --> 00:16:34,687
Hello, George.
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What the hell's
your mother doing in here?
313
00:16:36,991 --> 00:16:39,824
- Who were you expecting?
- Oh, I've done a bad thing.
314
00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:41,589
I've done a terrible thing.
315
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,597
- There's someone else in
that trailer, isn't there?
- I've done a repulsive thing.
316
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,064
Wait... Whoa. It's Kitty?
317
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- Shh!
- How long?
318
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- When did this start?
- Oh, come on! This is the first time.
319
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Every Friday for the last eight years.
320
00:16:57,946 --> 00:16:59,743
- Daddy...
- Horny. I got that.
321
00:16:59,848 --> 00:17:02,749
Hey, wait a minute.
This is easy. This is an easy one.
322
00:17:02,851 --> 00:17:05,445
I'll go in there with Kitty,
I'll do my thing...
323
00:17:05,553 --> 00:17:09,250
and th-th-then I'll go and see your moth...
This is a hard one.
324
00:17:09,357 --> 00:17:11,325
- She's your secretary.
- You're right.
325
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Family first.
326
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Take care of Kitty.
Michael.
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I need you now.
328
00:17:17,966 --> 00:17:21,333
"International accounts" need me?
329
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And so an agreement was made.
330
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George Sr.
would reveal the truth...
331
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and Michael would make sure
Kitty didn't come out of the trailer.
332
00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:30,940
Yeah?
333
00:17:31,045 --> 00:17:33,138
I need you to come to the prison.
334
00:17:33,248 --> 00:17:35,682
- I'm at the prison.
- You're here?
335
00:17:35,784 --> 00:17:39,515
I'm delivering
this strongly worded letter I wrote...
336
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lit by nothing but natural light.
337
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:44,984
Well, how would you like
that touch lamp and the office...
338
00:17:45,093 --> 00:17:49,621
and... what the hell...
full use of the secretary?
339
00:17:51,399 --> 00:17:55,495
Thank you for doing this.
It means a... It means a lot.
340
00:17:55,603 --> 00:17:58,834
I, uh... Okay,
I'll get down on the couch.
341
00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:02,307
I'm not going to have sex
with you, George.
342
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:05,709
I came to tell you how much I hate you
for what you've done to this family.
343
00:18:05,814 --> 00:18:08,146
- You're angry.
- You've ruined us.
344
00:18:08,249 --> 00:18:12,151
I've ruined us?
You got a lot of nerve, honey.
345
00:18:12,253 --> 00:18:15,711
The millions you pissed away on clothing
and jewelry and spa treatments...
346
00:18:15,824 --> 00:18:19,419
Yes, to keep you interested in the only thing
you ever appreciated... my body.
347
00:18:19,527 --> 00:18:21,654
Can I help it
if you've got a fantastic body?
348
00:18:21,763 --> 00:18:25,597
And you're as powerful as a bear.
349
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,827
My husband the bear.
350
00:18:29,938 --> 00:18:32,270
This bear needs
some honey, wife.
351
00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:35,501
Oh, God, I missed you!
352
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:38,841
Gob, meanwhile, stalled
to keep Kitty in the other trailer.
353
00:18:38,947 --> 00:18:40,346
Glasses off.
354
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:41,745
Glasses on.
355
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:43,681
Hair up.
356
00:18:43,785 --> 00:18:45,685
Glasses off.
357
00:18:45,787 --> 00:18:48,779
Down, on.
Have we done up, off?
358
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:51,085
- Oh, Gob, this is so wrong.
- And bright.
359
00:18:51,192 --> 00:18:54,093
Wrong a-and bright.
360
00:18:54,195 --> 00:18:56,186
This...
361
00:18:56,297 --> 00:18:58,697
That's be... brighter!
362
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,700
God! Damn.
363
00:19:00,802 --> 00:19:03,032
I'm just gonna wash up
real quick.
364
00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:06,231
Uh, I think I'm gonna go with...
with down and off.
365
00:19:06,341 --> 00:19:08,309
Gob had to do the right thing.
366
00:19:12,513 --> 00:19:15,539
But as he headed to his car,
he ran into the warden...
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00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,743
who hadjust read
his strongly worded letter.
368
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:21,310
Well, if it isn't
"Sincerely Yours."
369
00:19:23,024 --> 00:19:26,152
And so Gob was detained against
the window of the trailer...
370
00:19:26,261 --> 00:19:28,126
his parents were becoming intimate in.
371
00:19:28,229 --> 00:19:31,062
Oh, God, Mommy! What did you do?
372
00:19:35,904 --> 00:19:38,964
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, where were you?
373
00:19:39,073 --> 00:19:41,598
I had to help out your grandfather...
374
00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:44,610
and then I had to vow that I would
never help your grandfather again.
375
00:19:44,712 --> 00:19:46,612
Pretty much a normal day for me.
376
00:19:46,714 --> 00:19:48,648
How are you doing?
377
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:51,241
I'm fine, I guess. It's just...
378
00:19:51,352 --> 00:19:56,255
You think of prison as this place full of guilty
people and it doesn't bother you that much.
379
00:19:56,357 --> 00:19:59,258
But if Pop-Pop could be there,
then anybody could be there.
380
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,352
And I don't wanna go to prison, Dad.
I don't think I could take it.
381
00:20:02,463 --> 00:20:04,363
I know I act tough, but l...
382
00:20:04,465 --> 00:20:06,126
Is this what you're worried about?
383
00:20:07,936 --> 00:20:09,836
'Cause I got news...
384
00:20:09,938 --> 00:20:12,168
he's, uh... he's guilty.
385
00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:14,468
He is?
386
00:20:14,575 --> 00:20:16,042
Oh, yeah.
387
00:20:17,145 --> 00:20:19,170
Incredibly guilty.
388
00:20:25,987 --> 00:20:28,285
On the next
Arrested Development.
389
00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:31,119
Tobias talks Lindsay
into another session.
390
00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:33,887
I've decided that...
391
00:20:33,995 --> 00:20:37,795
I want to become an actor too.
392
00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:42,759
And George Sr. makes good...
393
00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:45,998
on his promise to come clean
on the international accounts.
394
00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:50,407
There's a good chance that l...
that I may...
395
00:20:50,511 --> 00:20:52,638
have committed some,
um...
396
00:20:52,747 --> 00:20:57,309
light...
treason.