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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...
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and the one son
who had no choice...
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but to keep them all together.
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It's Arrested Development.
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Another setback for the once
prominent Bluth family...
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as their frozen banana stand...
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a Newport Beach landmark
burns to the ground.
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A delicious whodunit after this.
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A week before the fire...
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Michael Bluth was trying
to save the Bluth Company...
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- but his father was making it difficult.
- I need the flight records, Dad.
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I'm trying to find some money
for the family.
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There's always money in the banana stand.
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I am having a love affair with this ice
cream sandwich. Want some?
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- You wanna take a bite? Take a bite.
- Please. Please.
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- Come on. Take a bite. Bite.
- The S.E.C. has locked up our funds.
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- These guys aren't messing around.
- No touching!
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So I need you to tell me.
Were you taking vacations in the jet?
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Is that what you're hiding from me?
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I haven't had a vacation in years.
This is my vacation.
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I'm exercising.
I'm sleeping well.
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- You're doing time.
- I'm doing the time of my life!
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- What's up, pumpkin?
- Hey. T-Bone!
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- What's up?
- Yeah. T-Bone's my roommate.
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- Oh.
- He's a flamer.
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- T's checking out today.
- Yeah.
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Well, I guess every vacation's
gotta come to an end.
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You just made a fool out of yourself
in front ofT-Bone.
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Anyway, I want you to give him
a job at the company. Sales.
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- I'm not gonna do that.
- Why not?
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- Because we don't have any money.
- Because he's a flamer?
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- I told you that in confidence.
- You don't seem to understand
I'm running this company now...
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and I need the flight records,
and I'm gonna get them...
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- with or without your help.
- All right.
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No touching!
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I got something we can try, all right?
It's a little risky.
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- Please.
- Open up.
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What do you mean about...
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While George Sr. was losing a roommate...
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George Michael was having
a hard time adjusting to his new one.
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Get up. Get up.
Get up. Get up.
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- Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up.
- I'm up!
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Okay, we are just about
ass to ankles back here, Maeby.
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Do you wanna hop on
your cousin's lap there, please?
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Whoa, bumpy road ahead.
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So, he addressed his problem head-on.
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Dad, I wanna work more hours
at the banana stand.
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Wow. Huh.
Well, that's great.
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You know, I used to be
just like you when I was a kid.
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I used to love it there.
- It's gonna be
our best summer ever, Mikey!
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Well, I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna give you a promotion.
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Welcome aboard, Mr. Manager.
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Wow! I'm Mr. Manager!
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Well, manager.
We just say "manager."
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And you can hire an employee
if you need one.
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- Do you think I need one?
- Don't look at me, Mr. Manager.
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Right. It's up to me now.
I'm Mr. Manager.
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- Manager. We just say...
- I know, but you just...
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It doesn't matter who.
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I don't know what I expected.
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What's going on? This is exactly where the two
of you were when I left this morning.
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- Is nobody gonna even try to get a job?
- I have a job, Michael.
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- It's called supporting my husband.
- You haven't been shopping.
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The only thing I found in the freezer
was a dead dove in a bag.
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You didn't eat that, did you? 'Cause I've
only got a couple days left to return it.
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Died right in the middle
of a show.
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- Do you want a cage for that?
- No. I'm a magician.
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What is your return policy,
by the way?
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Not that I have to defend myself, but
for your information, I did go shopping.
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You spent $68
on hair conditioner?
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A small price to pay
for self-esteem, Michael.
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Or are you still jealous that you lost Best Hair
to me in high school and got Dorkiest?
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Lindsay's achievements in high school...
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had always overshadowed Michael's.
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I agree with Michael. It's important
not to tie your self-esteem...
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into how you look or
what people think of you.
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I mean, look at me.
I'm an actor.
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An actor,
for crying out loud!
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You know how much rejection
I face every day?
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But in this business of show...
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you have to have the heart
of an angel...
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and the hide of an elephant.
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But you've never actually
had an audition.
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Well...
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excuse me!
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Excuse me.
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Some really great spousal support.
You know something, Lindsay?
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You might wanna start thinking about the
example you're setting for your daughter...
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unless you want her
to end up just like you.
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Yeah. Shoot me
when that happens.
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Is there a carbon monoxide leak
in this house?
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George Michael, you're taking
your cousin to work today.
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That's your new employee. I do not want my niece
to end up just like everyone in this family.
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Uh-uh. You're not telling my daughter
what to do. She's a child!
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No, I'm not. I can work.
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I don't know about this. I mean,
it can get pretty hairy in there.
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Fine. Do what you want.
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If I know my daughter,
that stand won't be there in a week.
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You stay on top of her, buddy.
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Do not be afraid
to ride her. Hard.
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George Michael's attempt
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from his cousin proved unsuccessful.
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I can't tell you how many health codes
you're violating right now.
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I can't believe
I volunteered for this.
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This is my stupidest
rebellion ever.
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Hey, do you wanna
go play Skee-Ball?
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Wait... This is the cash drawer.
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My dad's gonna come by
at the end of the weekend...
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and the number of bananas has to match
the amount of money in here.
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- Oh, so it all has to even out?
- Exactly.
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Easy. Banana.
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Buck.
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Banana. Take a buck.
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And Michael went to his mother
for the flight records...
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his father wouldn't give him.
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Then why don't you marry
an ice cream sandwich?
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- I gotta go.
- Who was that? Was that Dad?
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- That was Gob.
- Uh-huh.
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- So, Mom, I'm trying to find...
- I don't know where they are.
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these flight records.
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You know, it's really more
believable if you let me finish.
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Why am I the only one that seems to
get how much trouble this family is in?
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Oh, I get it, Michael.
I get it.
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But how should I know where the records
are kept? Your father's in charge of all that.
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No, I'm in charge of all of that.
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And I think that you do know
where they are.
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Oh, it's probably all in
a storage unit somewhere.
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Where is the storage unit?
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- I don't remember.
- Try.
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Something with "Dale."
I don't know. Brookfeather.
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Raintree. It's hot.
It's very hot there.
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- I've never been. Get a warrant!
- Don't think I won't.
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Mother... Mother, I care
about this family.
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And I do, too, my darling.
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That's why I'm worried about Gob. I was
on the phone with him this morning.
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You mean just now, right?
When I came in?
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Yes, just now, when you came in.
And he's upset. He's very upset.
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You haven't included him in the business at all.
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He's your older brother.
You could find a little job for him.
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- Make him feel special.
- But he's not special, Mother.
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No.
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But he loves you.
We all love you.
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- Where's the storage unit?
- It's with your warrant.
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Luz, that coat cost
more than your house!
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Oh, that's how we joke.
She doesn't even have a house.
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The next day, Tobias looked for work.
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Hmm. Actor Pull.
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Ooh.
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Oh, look at all these parts!
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Tobias, nice to see you off the couch.
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I was looking for work, and I blew it, Michael.
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I guess you've already
seen that, huh?
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Yes, I have.
Oh, right. This one.
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Yeah, I'll call them again,
I guess.
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I'll give them one more shot.
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And that's when Michael
figured out how to get his mother...
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to lead him to the storage unit
where the flight records were kept.
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- Hello.
- Hey, Mom, it's Michael. Listen.
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Before I forget,
I talked to the I.R. S...
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and they wanna come by
your apartment today...
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to see if you charged any
big-ticket stuff to the company.
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Furs or...
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I don't know.
just a heads-up.
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Oh, that poor woman.
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So Michael followed Luz...
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who had been sent
to hide the evidence.
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Meanwhile, Tobias had arranged
an audition for a local commercial.
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Lindsay came along
to appear supportive.
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- This could take a while.
- Honey, it's one line.
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Not if I do my job right.
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First of all, I love it.
Quick question though.
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Am I panicked about the fire,
or am I being brave for everyone else?
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The fire...
It's... It's a fire sale.
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Oh. Oh.
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Okay, I didn't, um...
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Well, let's give it a shot.
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Oh, my God!
We're having a fire... sale.
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Oh, the burning!
It burns me!
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Evacuate all the schoolchildren!
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?? This isn't a fever!
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I can't even see
where the knob is!
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And scene.
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Um...
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Would you like to try that
a little simpler maybe?
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No.
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Okay. Anybody else?
Anyone?
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Lindsay Bluth?
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- It's Fünke.
- Roger Danish.
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Look at you.
I can't believe it's Lindsay Bluth.
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- Oh!
- Fünke.
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Roger was my male counterpart
in high school.
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Remember how crazy
our hair was back then?
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What were we thinking?
So what are you doing now?
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- He's, uh, casting my commercial.
- Oh...
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Yeah, trying to. The South Coast
Boutique is having a fire sale.
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South Coast Boutique?
They're having a fire sale?
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Meanwhile, Michael was
still following his mother's housekeeper.
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And she did finally
lead him to the storage unit.
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Unfortunately, it was on fire.
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Somebody wanted this place to go.
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- Yeah? What do you mean, arson?
- Oh, definitely the work of a flamer.
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It shoots tomorrow,
and are you ready for this?
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- It pays 1,000 bucks!
- Mmm. I thought that was Tobias's part.
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Yes. No. No,
I did not book this one.
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I, uh... I think I made the,
uh, fire too real, uh, for them...
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and, uh... and probably failed
to highlight the sale.
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So, good for her.
And, uh, will you excuse me, please?
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Well, that's great,
but I've got my own problems.
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The flight records?
They burned up.
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That's fine. That's over with.
But I think Dad is behind it.
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I think Dad is trying
to run the business from prison.
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Well, isn't that ironic?
I'm making a fortune at my newjob...
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and you don't even have
the job you thought you did.
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But you don't have a job. You've got a
job offer. Anybody can get a job offer.
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So, I'm gonna go see Dad,
because this is my business to run now.
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Your business?
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Hey, there you are, Gob.
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I have been looking all over for you.
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I could really use some help.
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Well, I was gonna return this dove.
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What are you... You want me to run
a meeting for you or something?
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Or, even better,
could you mail this letter for me?
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You can't just give that
to a mailman?
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I can't trust a mailman with this.
This is important.
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Gob was intrigued.
He also suspected...
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he couldn't return a completely
frozen dove to a pet store...
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and get the full refund
he felt he was entitled to.
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I'll mail that letter.
- Michael then went
to confront his father.
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You are not going to keep
running the company from in here, okay?
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That's why you wanted me
to give T-Bone a job?
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- To pay him back
for burning down the storage unit?
- Michael, that's ridiculous.
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Well, I'm not hiring him. No.
We don't have the money, Pop.
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There's always money in the banana stand.
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The banana stand! You know, that's
exactly what this feels like. Huh?
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Like I'm still stuck in that hot booth
all summer with you pulling the strings.
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What was I gonna do, put a kid in charge
of a frozen banana stand?
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Sure. That's what I did.
I just made my son the manager.
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George Michael is running
the frozen banana stand now?
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That's right. Yeah. You sit with that.
You think about that for a while.
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George Sr. did think about that.
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Well, now that we've got an employee,
we can go have dinner.
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We throw away a banana for every buck
we take so no one finds out.
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Wait a minute.
I think you should do that math again.
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- Why? Is it wrong?
- It's fine.
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He's an arsonist, not an embezzler.
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Meanwhile, Michael got
an urgent call from his mother.
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Gob is unhappy.
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Again? I tried to include him.
I gave him a job.
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- You gave him a letter to mail.
- Don't tell me that was too much for him.
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No, Michael, he mailed the letter.
That's not the point.
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Gob had not mailed the letter,
but, in an act of defiance...
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dramatically hurled the letter
into the sea.
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This proved a more difficult dramatic
gesture than he'd anticipated.
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- So what do you want me to do about it?
- Don't take that tone.
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He's my son.
I want you to make him stop calling me.
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Am I the only one
who works in this family?
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Yes, that's my gal.
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Who would have imagined... two actors
in one family?
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We're like the Lunts!
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- You see... Excuse me.
- Mama.
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And so, Lindsay and Maeby
separately went to the same restaurant...
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to celebrate thejobs
they hadn't actually performed...
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with money they
hadn't actually earned.
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Did you enjoy your meal, Mom?
You drank it fast enough.
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- Hi, Lucille!
- Not as much as you enjoyed yours.
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You want your belt to buckle,
not your chair.
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Okay, this is what I
told Tobias you'd do.
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Say what you will about him.
At least he's happy for me.
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You know, I think we might
be doubling our losses here.
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Because, I mean, for every dollar you
take, you're actually taking two dollars...
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because we paid for the bananas.
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Oh, my God, you're right.
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I am? Oh, God, I've screwed this up!
Okay, we gotta go.
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- Oh, my God! It's your mom and Gangy.
- What are they doing here?
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They're grown-ups. They're allowed
to have fun whenever they want.
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We're kids. We're supposed to be working.
Now they're gonna tell my dad...
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and he's gonna come check the totals
and know we took the money.
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- Oh, God, this is bad. What are we gonna do?
- Look.
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Pop-pop, he's a business man.
What would he do?
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Bananas Foster.
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You might wanna let that fire go out
before you stick your face in it.
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That's funny, 'cause I was gonna say,
"You might wanna lean away from that fire...
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since you're soaked in alcohol."
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Mine was better.
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Mine was better.
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Welcome to Bluth Bananas,
where bananas are our business.
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May I interest you
in a banana this day?
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- T-Bone, what are you doing here?
- Your dad gave me this job.
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Michael realized that his father
had even taken control...
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of the banana stand.
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But he still had some
unanswered questions...
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so he did
a little detective work.
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- You burn down the storage unit?
- Oh, most definitely.
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Michael, having a nice day
at the beach...
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while the rest of us are busting
our asses to deliver your mail?
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What do you want me to say?
You go and complain to Mom...
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- and I tried to include you.
- Include me?
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- Yeah.
- I should be in charge. I'm the older brother.
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- Please, do you even wanna be in charge?
- No! But I'd like to be asked.
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This is just like when we were kids,
and you were the only one...
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- he let work in the banana stand.
- Well, I got news for you.
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Dad still doesn't trust me to this day.
He treats me like a low-level employee.
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Better than being treated
like the goofball...
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the joker, the magician.
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I thought you were gonna do,
like, a trick there.
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- A fireball or something.
- I was. It didn't go off.
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These things never go off when you want them to.
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- My least consistent trick.
- Hang on one sec. Hello.
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- Hey, Uncle Michael, it's me, Maeby.
- Where's George Michael?
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At the banana stand. He's about to do
something really irresponsible.
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You think it's irresponsible?
I'll be right there.
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- I'm gonna get blamed for this.
- George Michael.
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- Dad.
- Hey, what are you doing?
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I was just, uh...
I was burning down the banana stand.
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- What?
- I'm sorry. I screwed it all up.
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I've got no right to
call myself Mr. Manager.
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- Manager.
- Manager. I'm sorry, Dad.
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- Oh, George Michael.
- I am. But I'll make it up to you.
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I'll work weeknights.
I'll lay people off.
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I'll give up my summer,
all my summers.
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just just tell me what to do,
and I'll do it.
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Michael realized he had done
to his son what his father had done to him...
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so he came up with a solution.
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- Burn it down.
- What?
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Let's burn this son of a bitch.
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This is gonna be
our best summer ever, buddy.
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And so, Michael, his son
and his brother together enjoyed...
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the cathartic burning
of the banana stand.
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You mailed that
insurance check, right, Gob?
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The next morning,
Lindsay woke up late in the day...
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hungover from celebrating
her one day of employment...
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which, it turns out,
she had slept through.
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All right, Lindsay, forget it.
We'll get someone else.
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Tobias was next on the call list...
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but, unfortunately, couldn't hear the phone...
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over the sound of the shower.
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He did, however,
use Lindsay's conditioner...
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- and was surprised to find that
it did help his self-esteem.
- Mornin'.
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- You look nice.
- What?
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You look
very handsome today.
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00:20:15,182 --> 00:20:17,047
Thank you, Lindsay.
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And Michael finally got to show
his father who's boss.
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- You what?
- Burned it right down to the ground.
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Are you crazy?
There was money in that banana stand.
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Well, it's all gone now, Dad,
and it was my decision.
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So the next time you wanna have
a little power struggle...
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just remember that
you're playing with fire.
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There was $250,000 lining the walls
of the banana stand.
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- What?
- Cash, Michael.
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- Why didn't you tell me that?
- How much clearer can I say...
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"There's always money
in the banana stand"?
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- No touching! No touching!
- No touching!
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- No touching! No touching!
- No touching!
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On the next
Arrested Development.
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Gob protests the pet store's
frozen dove exchange policy.
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Return from whence you came!
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And, Michael, realizing
the banana stand...
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is the only profitable part
of the Bluth empire, decides to rebuild.
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You couldn't have called me?
I can't swing a hammer?
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I got a rabbit to buy.