1 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,115 This is Michael Bluth. 2 00:00:07,223 --> 00:00:09,214 For 10 years, he's worked for his father's company... 3 00:00:09,325 --> 00:00:11,316 waiting to be made a partner. 4 00:00:11,427 --> 00:00:14,225 And right now, he's happy. 5 00:00:14,330 --> 00:00:17,060 - This is Michael's mother. - Look what they've done, Michael. 6 00:00:17,166 --> 00:00:18,758 She isn't happy. 7 00:00:18,868 --> 00:00:21,462 Look what the homosexuals have done to me. 8 00:00:21,570 --> 00:00:24,004 You can't just comb that out and reset it? 9 00:00:24,106 --> 00:00:27,405 Currently, she's upset that her husband's retirement party... 10 00:00:27,509 --> 00:00:30,307 is being upstaged by a group of gay protesters. 11 00:00:30,412 --> 00:00:33,438 We're here! We're queer! We want to get married on the ocean! 12 00:00:33,549 --> 00:00:36,950 Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. 13 00:00:37,052 --> 00:00:40,818 It just makes me want to set myself on fire. 14 00:00:40,923 --> 00:00:43,414 Good grief, Mother. 15 00:00:43,525 --> 00:00:46,153 Not all homosexuals are flamboy... 16 00:00:46,262 --> 00:00:48,287 Oh, my God! I have the exact same blouse. 17 00:00:48,397 --> 00:00:50,661 This is Michael's twin sister, Lindsay. 18 00:00:50,766 --> 00:00:52,666 I like it better on him. 19 00:00:52,768 --> 00:00:55,362 As a youthful act of defiance, Lindsay married... 20 00:00:55,471 --> 00:00:57,371 this man. 21 00:00:57,473 --> 00:00:59,998 They moved to Boston, where they've become celebrated... 22 00:01:00,109 --> 00:01:02,577 for their wine and cheese fund-raisers. 23 00:01:02,678 --> 00:01:04,873 Oh, no. I'm completely stuffed. 24 00:01:04,980 --> 00:01:07,448 Michael and his sister haven't spoken in a year. 25 00:01:07,549 --> 00:01:09,608 Neither has acknowledged this. 26 00:01:09,718 --> 00:01:12,152 And this is Gob, Michael's oldest brother. 27 00:01:12,254 --> 00:01:15,223 So, this is the magic trick, huh? 28 00:01:15,324 --> 00:01:19,158 Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. 29 00:01:22,765 --> 00:01:24,699 Or candy. 30 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,463 Gob recently started the Alliance of Magicians... 31 00:01:28,570 --> 00:01:30,538 an organization that blackballs any performer... 32 00:01:30,639 --> 00:01:32,903 who reveals a magician's secret. 33 00:01:33,008 --> 00:01:35,101 And finally there's Buster... 34 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:38,441 - Hey, Buster. - the youngest of Michael's siblings. 35 00:01:38,547 --> 00:01:41,710 You know, you don't need to do that, buddy. It's okay. 36 00:01:41,817 --> 00:01:44,377 Thanks to the family's largesse, Buster has studied everything... 37 00:01:44,486 --> 00:01:47,182 from Native American tribal ceremonies... 38 00:01:49,258 --> 00:01:52,716 to cartography, the mapping of uncharted territories. 39 00:01:52,828 --> 00:01:55,854 Hasn't everything already sort of been discovered, though... 40 00:01:55,965 --> 00:01:58,798 by, like, Magellan and Cortés? 41 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:00,801 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - All those folks. 42 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:02,803 Those guys did a pretty good job... 43 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:06,204 but there's still, you know... 44 00:02:06,308 --> 00:02:09,607 He also suffers from crippling panic attacks. 45 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:12,237 Yes, this is his family. 46 00:02:12,348 --> 00:02:14,407 So why is Michael so happy? 47 00:02:14,516 --> 00:02:17,917 Because he's decided to never speak to these people again. 48 00:02:24,470 --> 00:02:27,405 Michael was feeling more generous about his family... 49 00:02:27,507 --> 00:02:29,771 on the morning of the boat party. 50 00:02:29,876 --> 00:02:34,438 What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing? 51 00:02:34,547 --> 00:02:38,074 - Breakfast. - Family. 52 00:02:38,184 --> 00:02:41,585 Family. Right. I thought you meant of the things you eat. 53 00:02:41,687 --> 00:02:44,588 This is Michael's son, George Michael. 54 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:47,318 I mean, we have made nothing but sacrifices for this family... 55 00:02:47,426 --> 00:02:49,257 and tonight it all pays off, my boy. 56 00:02:49,362 --> 00:02:52,297 Tonight your granddad makes me partner. 57 00:02:52,398 --> 00:02:54,798 To prove his dedication to the family business... 58 00:02:54,901 --> 00:02:57,961 Michael has decided to live here... in the model unit... 59 00:02:58,070 --> 00:03:00,004 ofhis father's latest housing tract. 60 00:03:00,106 --> 00:03:03,098 The guys live in the attic so that the house... 61 00:03:03,209 --> 00:03:05,473 can still function as a pristine selling tool. 62 00:03:05,578 --> 00:03:07,512 And when I do get that promotion... 63 00:03:07,613 --> 00:03:09,911 I'll finally be able to get you what you deserve. 64 00:03:10,016 --> 00:03:12,177 Like a real home. 65 00:03:12,285 --> 00:03:14,583 This is a real home. 66 00:03:14,687 --> 00:03:17,019 No, it's not. It's a fake home, son. 67 00:03:17,123 --> 00:03:19,023 You want the loops or the flakes today? 68 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:21,355 The guys then headed down to Balboa Island... 69 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:23,860 so George Michael could work at the frozen banana stand... 70 00:03:23,963 --> 00:03:25,988 his grandfather started in 1953. 71 00:03:26,098 --> 00:03:27,656 Bananas. 72 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:31,100 Michael, meanwhile, was meeting his brother Gob... 73 00:03:31,203 --> 00:03:33,262 hoping to discuss his father's boat party. 74 00:03:33,372 --> 00:03:36,102 Do you have your check for your share of the party? 75 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:38,676 You know, I sort of thought my contribution... 76 00:03:38,778 --> 00:03:40,678 could be a magic show. 77 00:03:42,248 --> 00:03:44,546 - Oh, that's perfect, Gob. - Thank you. 78 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:47,949 I just remembered something. Dad's retiring, not turning six. 79 00:03:48,054 --> 00:03:51,956 Hey, come on! I just bought this new illusion called the Aztec Tomb. 80 00:03:52,058 --> 00:03:55,186 - It cost like 18 grand! I'm gonna do it on the boat. - I don't care. 81 00:03:55,294 --> 00:03:58,388 What do you care? Can't you just charge the party to the company? 82 00:03:58,497 --> 00:04:01,591 - It's not a business expense. - So what? Lindsay's been staying at the Four Seasons for a month. 83 00:04:01,701 --> 00:04:03,999 She's probably charging the company. 84 00:04:04,103 --> 00:04:06,628 Lindsay's been in town for a month? 85 00:04:06,739 --> 00:04:09,674 I don't think so. 86 00:04:09,775 --> 00:04:12,243 Michael was upset to hear this... 87 00:04:12,345 --> 00:04:14,609 so he went to discuss it with his mother. 88 00:04:14,714 --> 00:04:18,241 Mom! Mother! Give me your company checkbook. You're cut off. 89 00:04:18,351 --> 00:04:21,184 Michael, look. Look what happened to my fox. 90 00:04:21,287 --> 00:04:23,915 Someone cut off his little foot. 91 00:04:24,023 --> 00:04:27,015 Is it... Is it noticeable? 92 00:04:27,126 --> 00:04:29,560 You've gotta remember... you're gonna be all splattered in red paint. 93 00:04:29,662 --> 00:04:31,562 That's gonna distract the eye. 94 00:04:31,664 --> 00:04:35,191 I don't want you charging any more of your personal expenses to the company. 95 00:04:35,301 --> 00:04:39,067 Well, I had to pay for the Aztec Tomb. Gob says it's a career maker. 96 00:04:39,171 --> 00:04:42,572 Wait a minute. The company paid for the Aztec Tomb? That's great. 97 00:04:42,675 --> 00:04:44,802 Well, I was talking about Lindsay, okay? 98 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:49,404 You put her in a five-star hotel, on top of which you didn't tell me she was in town. 99 00:04:49,515 --> 00:04:53,417 If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally. 100 00:04:53,519 --> 00:04:55,953 I don't care for Gob. 101 00:04:58,057 --> 00:05:01,515 Good grief. I dipped into the kitty a couple of times. 102 00:05:01,627 --> 00:05:03,754 You should be focused on tonight. 103 00:05:03,863 --> 00:05:06,457 Dad's making a big announcement. 104 00:05:06,565 --> 00:05:10,262 Yeah? I knew it. It's about me, isn't it? 105 00:05:11,871 --> 00:05:15,034 I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that face again. 106 00:05:15,141 --> 00:05:17,041 Michael! 107 00:05:17,143 --> 00:05:19,043 Tobias. 108 00:05:19,145 --> 00:05:22,239 How are you? 109 00:05:22,348 --> 00:05:25,806 Good, good. How's your job search comin'? 110 00:05:27,987 --> 00:05:30,478 - It's good. It's going to be good. - Yeah? Great. 111 00:05:30,589 --> 00:05:33,319 I'm hoping the universe provides a path for me. 112 00:05:33,426 --> 00:05:35,894 Tobias recently lost his medical license... 113 00:05:35,995 --> 00:05:38,930 for administering C.P.R. to a person who, as it turned out... 114 00:05:39,031 --> 00:05:42,262 was not having a heart attack. 115 00:05:42,368 --> 00:05:46,805 Maybe you'll be inspired by the boat party tonight, start a career as a pirate. 116 00:05:46,906 --> 00:05:49,466 I haven't packed for that. 117 00:05:49,575 --> 00:05:51,805 - Couldn't find a thing. - Lindsay! 118 00:05:51,911 --> 00:05:54,812 - Michael! - How was your flight? 119 00:05:54,914 --> 00:05:57,678 - Great. Great. We just got in. - He knows. 120 00:05:57,783 --> 00:06:00,809 A month ago. Oh, I'm sorry. I've been meaning to call you. 121 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,444 - I really have. - Really? 122 00:06:02,555 --> 00:06:05,752 - It's just been very busy. - Ugh! It's been crazy. 123 00:06:05,858 --> 00:06:08,656 We just had an amazing fund-raiser for HOOP. 124 00:06:08,761 --> 00:06:11,753 - HOOP? - My anti-circumcision movement. 125 00:06:11,864 --> 00:06:13,832 I think it looks frightening when it's cut off. 126 00:06:13,933 --> 00:06:15,833 It's a Doberman. Let it have its ears. 127 00:06:15,935 --> 00:06:17,493 - Hmm. - Believe it or not... 128 00:06:17,603 --> 00:06:20,470 we brought in over $40,000. 129 00:06:20,573 --> 00:06:23,838 Unbelievable. Sounds like you saved enough skin to make 10 new boys. 130 00:06:23,943 --> 00:06:26,878 Well, most of that money was from the Bluth Company. 131 00:06:26,979 --> 00:06:29,140 I mean, how... 132 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:32,949 are you? 133 00:06:33,052 --> 00:06:34,952 Still good. You know what? 134 00:06:35,054 --> 00:06:37,614 You guys have had your hands in the company coffer for years. 135 00:06:37,723 --> 00:06:41,056 But starting tomorrow, there is going to be a new boss in town... 136 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,357 and you're all gonna have to start fending for yourselves. 137 00:06:44,463 --> 00:06:48,024 You're all gonna finally feel that sweet sting of sweat in your eyes. 138 00:06:48,134 --> 00:06:50,159 As... Buster! 139 00:06:50,269 --> 00:06:54,069 You can't do that on the balcony, buddy? 140 00:06:54,173 --> 00:06:56,641 Mom says it's too windy. 141 00:06:59,678 --> 00:07:02,010 Who could've done this? 142 00:07:02,114 --> 00:07:04,480 While Michael was getting fed up with his family... 143 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:07,677 George Michael was finally getting to know them. 144 00:07:07,787 --> 00:07:10,847 Um, yeah. I bought a frozen banana... 145 00:07:10,956 --> 00:07:14,016 and when I bit into it, I found this. 146 00:07:14,126 --> 00:07:17,584 - Looks like a foot. - It tasted like a foot. 147 00:07:17,696 --> 00:07:21,530 Which I didn't really mind, but I'm pretty sure I said no nuts. 148 00:07:21,634 --> 00:07:23,659 Hey, you're my cousin, aren't you? 149 00:07:23,769 --> 00:07:25,498 Maybe. 150 00:07:25,604 --> 00:07:29,267 This is George Michael's cousin, Maeby. 151 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:32,071 - I can't believe you didn't recognize me. - We never see you. 152 00:07:32,178 --> 00:07:34,271 We never see anybody in our family. 153 00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:37,611 I know. It's our parents' faults. We should teach them a lesson. 154 00:07:37,716 --> 00:07:42,176 Yeah. No. I don't think so. 155 00:07:42,288 --> 00:07:44,188 I should go to my mom tonight... 156 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:46,622 and be like, "I met the cutest guy." 157 00:07:46,725 --> 00:07:50,718 And then she'll see you and me totally making out. 158 00:07:50,830 --> 00:07:53,196 But... But not really, right? 159 00:07:53,299 --> 00:07:55,199 It's perfect. She'd freak out... 160 00:07:55,301 --> 00:07:57,963 and I'd be like, "If we saw each other more often, this wouldn't happen." 161 00:07:58,070 --> 00:08:00,698 - But we're cousins. - That's what makes it funny. 162 00:08:00,806 --> 00:08:04,708 - But isn't it against the law? - Come on, George Michael. 163 00:08:08,314 --> 00:08:12,273 Tobias, now believing the boat party to be pirate-themed... 164 00:08:12,384 --> 00:08:15,751 - You look like a pirate! - began searching through his wife's luggage for an outfit. 165 00:08:15,855 --> 00:08:18,380 I should say so! Look at the blouse, sir! 166 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:22,893 Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates... 167 00:08:22,995 --> 00:08:26,294 Tobias boarded a van full ofhomosexuals. 168 00:08:26,398 --> 00:08:31,734 Soon he was unwittingly part of a protest against the local yacht club. 169 00:08:31,837 --> 00:08:33,737 How are you? 170 00:08:33,839 --> 00:08:36,603 Oh, my God! I have the exact same blouse. 171 00:08:36,709 --> 00:08:39,143 I like it better on him. 172 00:08:39,245 --> 00:08:42,237 And Michael's big moment finally came. 173 00:08:42,348 --> 00:08:46,079 I give you the new C.E.O. for the Bluth Company. 174 00:08:47,253 --> 00:08:49,778 Certainly the smartest Bluth. 175 00:08:49,889 --> 00:08:51,914 My favorite Bluth. 176 00:08:52,024 --> 00:08:57,485 And the, uh, sexiest creature I have ever laid eyes on. 177 00:08:59,131 --> 00:09:01,998 My lovely wife, Lucille. 178 00:09:05,804 --> 00:09:09,433 Mom! 179 00:09:09,541 --> 00:09:12,476 Mom, congratulations! 180 00:09:13,913 --> 00:09:16,279 Sorry. It's not the right time. 181 00:09:26,189 --> 00:09:29,852 I'm not gonna lie to you, Michael. This is great news for HOOP. 182 00:09:45,808 --> 00:09:47,639 Hey. 183 00:09:47,744 --> 00:09:50,770 - You okay? - You and I, we've waited long enough. 184 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:54,407 It's time to move on. All right? 185 00:09:55,952 --> 00:09:58,648 I guess we're gonna see you guys even less now. 186 00:09:58,755 --> 00:10:01,053 I told you. We should've taught them a lesson. 187 00:10:01,157 --> 00:10:03,455 Lindsay, I want you in this picture. Come on. 188 00:10:09,065 --> 00:10:11,124 All right. Let's see some smiles, people. 189 00:10:11,234 --> 00:10:15,227 It's a... It's a party, not a shareholders' meeting. 190 00:10:15,338 --> 00:10:19,536 Are those police boats? 191 00:10:19,642 --> 00:10:22,133 No, I'm serious. I think they are police boats. 192 00:10:22,245 --> 00:10:25,043 Prepare to be boarded. Prepare to be boarded. 193 00:10:25,148 --> 00:10:29,244 - I knew it was against the law. - That's the Securities and Exchange Commission. 194 00:10:29,352 --> 00:10:31,411 - They have boats? - Give me a cell phone. 195 00:10:31,521 --> 00:10:35,082 Lindsay, Buster, up to the bridge! Come on, Buster! 196 00:10:35,191 --> 00:10:38,160 - Almighty good grief. - Delores, listen to me. 197 00:10:38,261 --> 00:10:40,161 - Out of my way! - Empty the account. 198 00:10:40,263 --> 00:10:42,823 - Out of my way! - Why are you crying? Why are you crying? 199 00:10:42,932 --> 00:10:45,366 Out of my way! Out! Out! Out! 200 00:10:45,468 --> 00:10:48,528 Lindsay, take the wheel! Buster, find us a channel to the ocean! 201 00:10:48,638 --> 00:10:50,435 Gee, I don't have any mapping equipment with me. 202 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:54,306 You've had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean! 203 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:56,708 Okay. Okay. Okay. 204 00:10:56,813 --> 00:11:00,078 - Can you hear me now? - Obviously this blue part here is the land. 205 00:11:00,183 --> 00:11:02,879 That would mean... 206 00:11:02,985 --> 00:11:05,385 Oh, Buster, Buster. You'll be all right. 207 00:11:05,488 --> 00:11:08,082 Shredder. No. Save it. Save it. Shredder. 208 00:11:08,191 --> 00:11:11,251 Please don't leave us now, Buster! Please! 209 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,158 - Get in the tomb. The Aztec Tomb. - Save it. Shred it. 210 00:11:14,263 --> 00:11:16,424 Hold on. I don't have time for your magic tricks. 211 00:11:16,532 --> 00:11:19,399 Illusions, Dad! You don't have time for my illusions! 212 00:11:19,502 --> 00:11:21,868 What is wrong with you? Why are you so angry? 213 00:11:21,971 --> 00:11:24,633 Look. Just stay in the box. I'll make you disappear. 214 00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:28,039 The Bluth family dominated the news that night. 215 00:11:28,144 --> 00:11:30,908 Bluth Development Company president George Bluth... 216 00:11:31,013 --> 00:11:34,210 was arrested tonight for defrauding investors... 217 00:11:34,317 --> 00:11:37,718 and using the company as his personal piggy bank. 218 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,913 More intrigue on the high seas tonight... 219 00:11:40,022 --> 00:11:42,456 as dozens of local pirates were arrested... 220 00:11:42,558 --> 00:11:45,220 for protesting the yacht club's discriminatory policies. 221 00:11:45,328 --> 00:11:47,159 Even Michael's brother Gob made the news. 222 00:11:47,263 --> 00:11:50,926 It was Mr. Bluth's son Gob, a part-time magician... 223 00:11:51,033 --> 00:11:54,366 who hid his father here in the Aztec Tomb. 224 00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:56,563 By pushing on this pivoting panel... 225 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:59,664 I have to think the Alliance is gonna frown on this. 226 00:11:59,775 --> 00:12:01,800 Perhaps a good trick for a human... 227 00:12:01,911 --> 00:12:04,471 but the dogs found him almost instantly. 228 00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:06,775 Free at last, darlings. 229 00:12:06,883 --> 00:12:08,942 - I'm all right. - Thank God. 230 00:12:09,051 --> 00:12:11,281 Oh, what an adventure. Oh, my goodness! 231 00:12:11,387 --> 00:12:13,947 Buster! Don't do that. 232 00:12:14,056 --> 00:12:16,081 What an adventure, gang. 233 00:12:16,192 --> 00:12:18,683 I thought that the homosexuals were pirates... 234 00:12:18,794 --> 00:12:22,525 but it turns out that most of them were actors in the local theater. 235 00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:26,860 You're right though. It is amazing. 236 00:12:26,969 --> 00:12:30,598 I've been waiting for the universe to provide a path for me, and... 237 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,867 and I think it has. 238 00:12:32,975 --> 00:12:35,671 - You're gay? - No. No. 239 00:12:35,778 --> 00:12:40,511 I'm not... I'm not gay. No. Lindsay, how many times must we have this... 240 00:12:40,616 --> 00:12:44,643 No. I want to be an actor. 241 00:12:48,624 --> 00:12:52,583 Okay, guys. Um, they are gonna keep Dad in prison... 242 00:12:52,695 --> 00:12:54,993 at least until this gets all sorted out. 243 00:12:55,097 --> 00:12:58,863 Also, the attorney said they're gonna have to put a halt on the company's expense account. 244 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:04,365 Interesting. I would have expected that after the "keeping Dad in jail." 245 00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:08,239 You know, Michael, Dad did name Mom as his successor. 246 00:13:08,344 --> 00:13:11,973 - And I'm putting Buster in charge. - That's a good choice. 247 00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:15,915 Buster? The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land? 248 00:13:16,018 --> 00:13:19,010 - He's had business classes. - Wa-Wa-Wa-Wait. 249 00:13:19,121 --> 00:13:21,589 Eighteenth-century agrarian business. 250 00:13:21,691 --> 00:13:24,660 But I guess it's all the same principles. 251 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,990 Are you at all concerned about an uprising? 252 00:13:27,096 --> 00:13:31,897 That's it. I'm done. I'm sick and tired of the greed and the selfishness and the taking. 253 00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:34,401 Forget it. I've got a son to think about. 254 00:13:34,503 --> 00:13:37,267 And, Lindsay, by the way, I expected this from them... 255 00:13:37,373 --> 00:13:39,273 because they're completely oblivious. 256 00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:42,776 But you... you should know better. 257 00:13:42,878 --> 00:13:46,712 In the days that followed, Lindsay had no choice... 258 00:13:46,816 --> 00:13:50,718 but to check her family out of the hotel earlier than planned. 259 00:13:57,193 --> 00:13:59,218 And her husband started looking for work. 260 00:13:59,328 --> 00:14:01,694 My name is Dr. Tobias Fünke. 261 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:05,995 I was Chief Resident of Psychiatry at Mass General for two years... 262 00:14:06,102 --> 00:14:09,560 and I did my fellowship in psycholinguistics at M.I.T. 263 00:14:09,672 --> 00:14:14,006 And this is "I'm a Bad, Bad Man" from Annie Get Your Gun. 264 00:14:21,050 --> 00:14:24,076 Lucille was finding it difficult to go about her daily life. 265 00:14:24,186 --> 00:14:28,088 The S.E.C. is making him out to be some kind of mastermind, which... believe me... he's not. 266 00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:30,784 The man can barely work our shredder. 267 00:14:30,893 --> 00:14:34,795 Michael was able to secure a job with a rival housing company almost immediately. 268 00:14:34,897 --> 00:14:38,128 We'll set you up in Arizona in one of our finest estates. 269 00:14:38,234 --> 00:14:41,635 Attic or main house? 270 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:48,009 And Buster was discovering his academic pursuits... 271 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:50,442 didn't fully prepare him for his new responsibilities. 272 00:14:50,546 --> 00:14:53,140 Have you looked at the latest figures on the Sudden Valley expansion... 273 00:14:53,249 --> 00:14:55,479 vis-ŕ-vis the development versus the tax... 274 00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:59,350 - You guys are so smart. - Two percent per annum. This is a non-recoupable... 275 00:14:59,455 --> 00:15:01,423 We need Michael. 276 00:15:01,524 --> 00:15:05,255 - We need ice. - Michael. We need Michael. 277 00:15:05,361 --> 00:15:08,455 And so the family staged an intervention. 278 00:15:08,564 --> 00:15:11,795 I'm sorry. What exactly is this intervention for? 279 00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:17,030 We need you to come back and run the business. 280 00:15:17,139 --> 00:15:21,633 Okay. So technically it's not really an intervention. It's more of an imposition. 281 00:15:21,744 --> 00:15:24,440 - Whatever you want to call it. - I'd love to call it an imposition. 282 00:15:24,547 --> 00:15:27,880 We're in trouble here, Michael. And I can't perform my magic. 283 00:15:27,983 --> 00:15:30,474 I'm getting blackballed from even the smaller venues. 284 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:34,386 I'll be honest. I'm just more comfortable with an Alliance-approved magician. 285 00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:40,153 Give 'em a hell of a show, champ. 286 00:15:40,262 --> 00:15:42,560 off, traitor. 287 00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:46,628 Can you believe this? They're still fighting. 288 00:15:46,735 --> 00:15:51,331 Yeah, I know. I'm tempted to kiss again so we could teach 'em a lesson. 289 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,533 Why would that teach them a lesson? 290 00:15:53,642 --> 00:15:56,668 No, I mean, uh, to freak them out. 291 00:15:56,779 --> 00:15:59,577 - That doesn't make any sense. - Isn't that what makes it funny? 292 00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:02,810 I'm laughing. Go fish... Uno... Okay. 293 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,716 - I just need a drink. - Well, I'm sorry. It's just too late. 294 00:16:05,821 --> 00:16:08,051 I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job. 295 00:16:11,527 --> 00:16:15,054 Something you apply for, and then they pay you to, uh... 296 00:16:15,164 --> 00:16:18,065 Never mind. I don't want to ruin the surprise. So, no hard feelings. 297 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:21,432 Adios. Sayonara. I'll see you when the first parent dies. 298 00:16:21,537 --> 00:16:25,064 Well, I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. 299 00:16:25,174 --> 00:16:27,870 - Touché. - George Michael, grab the coat. 300 00:16:27,977 --> 00:16:30,241 I think Dad would really want you to help us out here. 301 00:16:30,346 --> 00:16:34,874 - Dad's in jail. Here we go. - Well, the least you could do is say good-bye to him. 302 00:16:34,984 --> 00:16:39,353 In fact, Michael had not spoken to his father since the arrest... 303 00:16:39,455 --> 00:16:43,084 and he decided to give his father the courtesy of a formal resignation. 304 00:16:43,192 --> 00:16:47,060 - I quit. - Probably a good career move. 305 00:16:49,865 --> 00:16:52,959 You know, I parked in the same spot for the last five years. 306 00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:55,730 I was there on time every single day. 307 00:16:55,838 --> 00:16:57,772 - Mike... - I was so loyal. I worked so hard. 308 00:16:57,873 --> 00:17:00,137 - Why didn't you just put me in charge? - Michael, listen to me. 309 00:17:00,242 --> 00:17:02,608 These guys, the S.E.C., they've been after me for years. 310 00:17:02,711 --> 00:17:05,544 I put you in charge, you're gonna be wearing one of these jumpsuits too. 311 00:17:05,648 --> 00:17:08,276 - I could've helped... - You'd be an accomplice. 312 00:17:08,384 --> 00:17:10,443 No. It had to be your mom. 313 00:17:14,356 --> 00:17:18,224 They cannot arrest a husband and wife... 314 00:17:18,327 --> 00:17:20,625 for the same crime. 315 00:17:23,732 --> 00:17:25,825 Yeah, I don't think that that's true, Dad. 316 00:17:25,935 --> 00:17:28,403 Really? 317 00:17:30,906 --> 00:17:33,272 I got the worst... attorneys. 318 00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:36,643 With Michael leaving town... 319 00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:40,181 Lindsay decided to take inventory of the family's last remaining asset: 320 00:17:40,282 --> 00:17:42,614 their model home. 321 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:46,781 - What are you doing? - Packing up. What are you doing? 322 00:17:46,889 --> 00:17:51,258 Well, just looking for... you. 323 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,329 - To say good-bye to you. - Gonna miss you guys. 324 00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:58,196 Oh, well. We'll come out and see you in... 325 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,825 Yeah. We'll miss you too. 326 00:18:00,936 --> 00:18:04,997 It's been nice having you guys around... you know, to talk to. 327 00:18:05,107 --> 00:18:08,304 Well, since Mom died, it's been kind of lonely and... 328 00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:11,538 I just wish we could all stay here. 329 00:18:13,415 --> 00:18:15,883 - l... I need a hand with the van, please. - Okay. 330 00:18:15,985 --> 00:18:17,885 Sorry. 331 00:18:37,206 --> 00:18:39,834 Well, l-I guess he really misses his family. 332 00:18:39,942 --> 00:18:43,537 - Well, he doesn't know us very well. - Yeah, clearly. 333 00:18:43,646 --> 00:18:47,343 Let me ask you a question. Where the hell have you been? Why didn't you call me? 334 00:18:47,449 --> 00:18:49,849 Look at my life, Michael. 335 00:18:49,952 --> 00:18:53,888 Tobias is out of work. We're in debt. It's... 336 00:18:58,861 --> 00:19:01,591 What are you doing? Are you trying to cry? 337 00:19:01,697 --> 00:19:06,396 I'm sad. Life is hard right now. I've got theJ.D.L. on my ass. 338 00:19:06,502 --> 00:19:10,097 - J.D.L.? - Jewish Defense League. 339 00:19:10,205 --> 00:19:13,174 Oh, the circumcision thing? This is why I was against HOOP. 340 00:19:13,275 --> 00:19:16,711 - Why didn't you just mind your own business? - This is why I didn't call you! 341 00:19:16,812 --> 00:19:19,906 - You're so judgmental. - No, I'm not judgmental. 342 00:19:20,015 --> 00:19:22,540 - And you're disappointed in me. - I'm not disappointed in you. 343 00:19:22,651 --> 00:19:25,449 - You are. - So I'm disappointed in you. 344 00:19:25,554 --> 00:19:28,216 But come on. What is not disappointing about my life? 345 00:19:28,324 --> 00:19:31,782 Dad didn't give me the promotion. Dad's in jail. How disappointing is that? 346 00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:34,795 - We're a disappointing family. - We're an incredibly disappointing family. 347 00:19:36,498 --> 00:19:39,899 But we are a family, and I want my son to be happy. 348 00:19:40,002 --> 00:19:44,632 So maybe we should be in each other's lives. 349 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:47,903 - I'd like that. - Yeah? 350 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:54,377 - Seriously, you're gonna pull a muscle. - I used to be able to do this. 351 00:19:54,483 --> 00:19:56,883 So Michael decided to stay in California... 352 00:19:56,985 --> 00:19:59,112 and try to save the family business. 353 00:19:59,221 --> 00:20:02,622 And for the first time ever, he gathered his family together in the model home. 354 00:20:02,725 --> 00:20:05,421 - Dad was always banker, so there was no beating him. - Totally. 355 00:20:05,527 --> 00:20:08,724 He should've been stocking up on those "get out of jail free" cards. 356 00:20:08,831 --> 00:20:12,995 - Good one, George Michael! - Very good. 357 00:20:13,102 --> 00:20:16,833 - Two hundred for Short Line. - I wish you guys didn't have to go so soon. 358 00:20:16,939 --> 00:20:21,205 Oh, on that subject, these guys are actually gonna be staying with us. 359 00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:24,939 For a while. Just your aunt and her husband. Not Gob. 360 00:20:25,047 --> 00:20:27,914 - Really? - Yeah. What the hell, huh? Family first. 361 00:20:28,016 --> 00:20:32,350 It is gonna be a little crowded, so you're gonna have to share a room with your cousin. 362 00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:38,688 On the next Arrested Development... 363 00:20:38,794 --> 00:20:40,921 George Michael gets a new roommate. 364 00:20:43,298 --> 00:20:45,664 It was really your brother we were interested in. 365 00:20:45,768 --> 00:20:48,532 I mean, you don't even have any references. 366 00:20:48,637 --> 00:20:51,765 Is that enough of a reference for you? 367 00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:54,866 And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail. 368 00:20:54,977 --> 00:20:56,877 You love it here? 369 00:20:56,979 --> 00:20:59,914 Oh, I'm having the time of my life! 370 00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:01,915 Hey, T-Bone.