1 00:01:57,267 --> 00:02:01,438 INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA, 1979 2 00:02:01,479 --> 00:02:03,606 I always loved airplanes, man. 3 00:02:03,647 --> 00:02:06,567 Not just toys, but real ones, too. 4 00:02:07,443 --> 00:02:09,653 We lived right next to the airport. 5 00:02:09,695 --> 00:02:11,655 I remember my mom would put my stroller outside 6 00:02:11,739 --> 00:02:13,240 while she hung clothes on the line. 7 00:02:26,961 --> 00:02:28,879 My mom always told me that someday, 8 00:02:28,962 --> 00:02:30,964 it would be me gettin' on one of those planes 9 00:02:31,006 --> 00:02:32,424 goin' someplace better. 10 00:02:32,507 --> 00:02:35,177 But I guess it didn't exactly work out that way. 11 00:02:35,510 --> 00:02:36,845 Final boarding announcement 12 00:02:36,887 --> 00:02:38,972 for Worldwide Airlines Flight 119. 13 00:02:50,566 --> 00:02:51,525 I'm sorry, sir. 14 00:02:51,651 --> 00:02:53,902 Your dog is too big to be on the plane. 15 00:02:53,985 --> 00:02:54,986 You'll have to check him. 16 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:57,906 Wait. No. I usually just put him in my bag. 17 00:02:57,989 --> 00:02:59,115 He's not that big. 18 00:02:59,199 --> 00:03:02,369 Those are the rules. You'll have to check your dog. 19 00:03:02,452 --> 00:03:05,413 Or consider taking another airline. 20 00:03:05,497 --> 00:03:07,039 Come on, man. 21 00:03:07,122 --> 00:03:08,374 - Can I just please-- - Russ. 22 00:03:10,793 --> 00:03:11,919 I can't just... 23 00:03:14,463 --> 00:03:16,548 Come on, Dre. 24 00:03:16,632 --> 00:03:18,133 - Come on. - Don't worry, sir. 25 00:03:18,217 --> 00:03:20,343 - We'll take good care of him. - Please do. 26 00:03:20,385 --> 00:03:22,053 That's my little boy right there. 27 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:23,471 See you when I get off. 28 00:03:23,554 --> 00:03:25,306 - Excuse me. Thank you. - Enjoy your flight. 29 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:35,524 Our in-flight movie will be Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, 30 00:03:35,566 --> 00:03:37,901 starring Sandra Bullock and Ashley Judd. 31 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,194 Nice. 32 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,489 That's the sound of my gat 33 00:03:47,201 --> 00:03:50,454 This is heat. This album is fire. 34 00:03:53,249 --> 00:03:55,418 Chicken or beef stroganoff? 35 00:03:55,543 --> 00:03:56,876 Chicken, I'll have the chicken. 36 00:03:58,628 --> 00:04:01,506 Thank you. Excuse me. 37 00:04:01,715 --> 00:04:04,092 - It smells good, though. - Chicken or beef stroganoff? 38 00:04:04,175 --> 00:04:06,469 I'm gonna have the chicken. I like the way that smelled. 39 00:04:06,553 --> 00:04:08,637 That was our last chicken. 40 00:04:08,721 --> 00:04:10,097 I'm afraid I just have stroganoff. 41 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:12,224 So why would you ask me what I wanted? 42 00:04:15,895 --> 00:04:17,021 What's in that? 43 00:04:17,104 --> 00:04:18,480 Stroganoff. 44 00:04:26,321 --> 00:04:29,699 That beef strogie. That wasn't half bad. 45 00:04:29,782 --> 00:04:31,409 It was good. 46 00:04:32,785 --> 00:04:33,744 Almost got a little spit on you. 47 00:04:33,827 --> 00:04:35,203 - Yes, you did. - I'm sorry. 48 00:04:44,671 --> 00:04:46,130 Are you all right, sir? 49 00:04:47,298 --> 00:04:48,299 Where the bathroom? 50 00:04:48,382 --> 00:04:49,884 - Straight down. - Where? 51 00:04:50,968 --> 00:04:52,303 Fire in the hole. 52 00:04:53,512 --> 00:04:55,097 Excuse me. 53 00:04:55,181 --> 00:04:56,891 So sorry. 54 00:05:01,853 --> 00:05:04,314 Come on! Hurry. Get in there! 55 00:05:04,397 --> 00:05:07,484 Damn! Oh, shit! 56 00:05:10,653 --> 00:05:11,612 So loose. 57 00:05:13,072 --> 00:05:17,076 I got it. That's it. No, it's not. 58 00:05:19,245 --> 00:05:21,455 This is the captain speaking. We hit some turbulence. 59 00:05:21,497 --> 00:05:23,706 We ask that you return to your seats. 60 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,667 We've turned on the "fasten seatbelt" sign. 61 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:27,585 I didn't know it was gonna be like that. 62 00:05:38,011 --> 00:05:41,807 I can't get out! My ass is stuck! 63 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:46,645 Come on. God, please, I'm a Christian. 64 00:05:46,687 --> 00:05:48,604 My ass is touchin' the shit. 65 00:05:53,859 --> 00:05:56,404 I don't wanna die like this! Stewardess! 66 00:05:56,862 --> 00:05:59,407 There's a guy locked in the bathroom stuck on the toilet. 67 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:02,367 Press the main release discharge valve-- that should get him loose. 68 00:06:04,035 --> 00:06:06,037 Oh, shit. 69 00:06:17,339 --> 00:06:18,340 What the fuck?! 70 00:06:22,595 --> 00:06:26,890 Dre! No! 71 00:06:29,392 --> 00:06:33,563 Murderers! 72 00:06:33,646 --> 00:06:37,025 You killed my dog, man. Y'all gonna pay for this! 73 00:06:37,066 --> 00:06:39,067 If I have to go on every talk show in America, 74 00:06:39,109 --> 00:06:40,652 y'all gonna pay! 75 00:06:40,736 --> 00:06:45,407 Oprah, Ricki Lake, Dr, Phil bitch! 76 00:06:45,532 --> 00:06:50,245 106th and Park. Showtime At The Apollo. 77 00:06:50,329 --> 00:06:53,372 I swear, they're gonna pay for this. 78 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:56,000 You don't treat people like this. 79 00:06:58,336 --> 00:07:01,464 And that's what happened. 80 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:05,008 What exactly is your occupation, Nashawn? 81 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,763 - I'm an entrepreneur. - I see. 82 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,890 So I guess it's fair to say you don't have a job. 83 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,767 No, I do-- 84 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,352 Tell us about some of your businesses. 85 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:18,604 Any of 'em ever make any money? 86 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,442 - No. - Exactly. 87 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,903 So it would be correct to say that you're nothin' more 88 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,571 than a deadbeat lookin' for a quick dollar. Right? 89 00:07:28,655 --> 00:07:29,864 No further questions. 90 00:07:29,948 --> 00:07:31,157 Wait! That's not fair. 91 00:07:31,241 --> 00:07:32,533 Order! 92 00:07:36,204 --> 00:07:38,373 Your Honor, can I say something, please? 93 00:07:38,456 --> 00:07:40,041 Be brief. 94 00:07:44,002 --> 00:07:47,005 I watched my mom struggle to raise me 95 00:07:47,089 --> 00:07:50,717 on next to nothin', workin' for guys like you. 96 00:07:52,969 --> 00:07:56,430 And I always knew that I had to make my own way, 97 00:07:56,556 --> 00:07:57,515 no matter what. 98 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:00,476 I might not have some fancy education 99 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,814 or a Fortune 500 business, but... 100 00:08:06,356 --> 00:08:07,774 ...I'm tryin'. 101 00:08:10,026 --> 00:08:11,987 My mom always told me 102 00:08:12,028 --> 00:08:15,073 that you can't be successful until you try. 103 00:08:18,033 --> 00:08:19,159 That's all I'm doin'. 104 00:08:21,495 --> 00:08:23,122 Thank you, Your Honor. 105 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:29,003 Will the foreman please read the verdict? 106 00:08:35,633 --> 00:08:38,553 Case number 077861. 107 00:08:38,636 --> 00:08:41,556 Nashawn Wade vs. Worldwide Airlines, 108 00:08:41,639 --> 00:08:45,267 we find for the plaintiff and award him damages 109 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:48,020 in the amount of $100 million. 110 00:08:50,689 --> 00:08:52,816 Order! Order! 111 00:08:53,817 --> 00:08:55,067 Yo, cousin! 112 00:08:55,151 --> 00:08:57,695 We did it, man! We did it! Yes! 113 00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:58,821 What do you mean, "we"? 114 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,490 I didn't see your ass get stuck in no airplane toilet. 115 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:07,038 Whatever, I say we blow the first 20 mil on Rio, next 20 mil, Bangkok. 116 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:08,580 I hear they can do this thing-- 117 00:09:08,663 --> 00:09:11,666 Muggs, you're my cousin. I'm not gonna forget about you, 118 00:09:11,708 --> 00:09:14,044 or the way you looked out for me when we was growin' up. 119 00:09:14,127 --> 00:09:17,088 I'm not gonna let you convince me I'm fuckin' this money away. 120 00:09:17,172 --> 00:09:19,174 You still on that strip club/daycare center thing? 121 00:09:19,257 --> 00:09:21,217 Shit was genius. Come on. 122 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:23,719 It was genius, Muggsy? To who? 123 00:09:23,761 --> 00:09:25,763 We lost all our damn money in a week. 124 00:09:25,846 --> 00:09:28,474 We gonna do it straight this time, all right? 125 00:09:28,557 --> 00:09:30,351 I wanna do something I can be proud of. 126 00:09:31,727 --> 00:09:33,811 Whatever it is, I'm in. 127 00:09:33,895 --> 00:09:36,648 There he is, Mr. Wade? 128 00:09:36,731 --> 00:09:39,359 How does it feel to be the recipient of such a large reward 129 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,610 by the court? 130 00:09:40,693 --> 00:09:43,071 I mean, it feels good, ya know? Justice has been served. 131 00:09:43,154 --> 00:09:44,155 But I tell you what, 132 00:09:44,239 --> 00:09:46,782 I'd trade all that money in to get back my dog Dre. 133 00:09:46,865 --> 00:09:49,034 Nashawn, how's the ass? 134 00:09:50,786 --> 00:09:53,372 The ass is fine, It is sittin' on $100 million, 135 00:09:55,374 --> 00:09:57,376 Mr, Wade, can you tell us what you intend to do 136 00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:58,543 with all that money? 137 00:10:06,592 --> 00:10:08,928 I'm gonna start my own airline. No further questions. 138 00:10:09,011 --> 00:10:10,470 Muggs, take care of that, please. 139 00:10:10,554 --> 00:10:12,347 What is this-- BET's "How I'm Living"? 140 00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:15,600 I'd like to give a shout-out to all five of my babies' mamas. 141 00:10:15,642 --> 00:10:17,227 High five, Laquifa. I'm comin', girl. 142 00:10:17,269 --> 00:10:21,314 Yes, Lord! Everybody. $100 million! 143 00:10:47,921 --> 00:10:50,424 Relax. Thank you. 144 00:10:51,466 --> 00:10:53,969 Wait a minute. You the only sister. 145 00:10:54,052 --> 00:10:55,304 You can't say nothin'? 146 00:11:00,308 --> 00:11:02,977 What in the hell is taking her so long? 147 00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:05,897 Relax, honey. She has arthritis. 148 00:11:05,938 --> 00:11:07,690 She's, like, 200 years old. 149 00:11:07,773 --> 00:11:08,941 I know. It's great. 150 00:11:11,986 --> 00:11:13,570 Ready? Go. 151 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:18,950 Mr. Hunkee? 152 00:11:18,992 --> 00:11:21,828 - Yes. - I've got good news and bad news. 153 00:11:21,912 --> 00:11:27,166 The bad news is that your flight 114 to JFK has been canceled. 154 00:11:27,249 --> 00:11:28,792 Oh, for the love of-- 155 00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:31,629 But the good news is we've been able to find 156 00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:36,050 another airline that can accommodate you this evening. 157 00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:38,051 Would you be interested in another airline? 158 00:11:38,134 --> 00:11:41,888 - Even Dad thinks you're cute. - Get off me! 159 00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:44,432 - You're such a whore. - What did you say? 160 00:11:44,516 --> 00:11:45,642 Did I stutter? 161 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:48,269 There you are. 162 00:11:49,354 --> 00:11:56,193 Four tickets for flight 069 on NWA. 163 00:11:56,235 --> 00:11:59,238 What you're going to want to do is go to Gate One-- 164 00:11:59,321 --> 00:12:04,325 that's Terminal X--and we'll send your luggage on down for you. 165 00:12:04,408 --> 00:12:06,869 - Thank you for your help. - You're quite welcome. 166 00:12:06,911 --> 00:12:08,496 - Good luck. - Thanks. 167 00:12:08,538 --> 00:12:09,914 Hey, sweetie. 168 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:12,291 Don't get it greasy. It's very expensive. 169 00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:14,001 I know, I bought it. 170 00:12:14,043 --> 00:12:17,587 Now, a gentleman always carries a lady's bags. 171 00:12:17,712 --> 00:12:20,590 - So why are you carrying hers? - Be kind, son. 172 00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:23,843 If I play my cards right, she'll be your future mother figure. 173 00:12:23,885 --> 00:12:25,262 That's scary. 174 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,596 Ooh, hey, sweetie. Wait a minute. 175 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,307 Don't look back and not say anything. 176 00:12:30,391 --> 00:12:32,017 Excuse me. You got to move, lady. 177 00:12:32,059 --> 00:12:34,061 Baby, come here. Gimme a second. 178 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,313 Girl, you must not know who I am. 179 00:12:36,397 --> 00:12:39,358 Nashawn Wade, baby. I own NWA. The boss. 180 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,442 Where the hell is Terminal X? 181 00:12:41,526 --> 00:12:45,029 Relax, honey. Didn't we just have a great vacation in Crackerland? 182 00:12:45,113 --> 00:12:48,992 No, we didn't-- give me that stupid hat. Leave it! 183 00:12:49,075 --> 00:12:52,035 You know what would've been great? Going to Hawaii alone. 184 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,495 Listen, you know the deal. 185 00:12:53,579 --> 00:12:55,581 I only get to see my kids every other weekend. 186 00:12:55,706 --> 00:12:58,417 Billy, where's your sister? 187 00:12:59,418 --> 00:13:00,586 She's that way. 188 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,255 Great. 189 00:13:06,591 --> 00:13:09,385 Heather, you can't just walk away from the family. 190 00:13:09,427 --> 00:13:12,138 If you want to go somewhere, you gotta ask permission first. 191 00:13:12,221 --> 00:13:14,724 Dad, I'm 18 years old. 192 00:13:14,807 --> 00:13:16,184 Sorry. 193 00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:19,269 She's 17. You are 17. 194 00:13:19,352 --> 00:13:23,607 Fine. For a couple more hours. I am 17, and then I'll be 18. 195 00:13:23,732 --> 00:13:25,150 Then I can party and have sex. 196 00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:27,194 - Sex?! No, no. - Yeah, sex. 197 00:13:27,277 --> 00:13:29,987 Missionary, doggie-style, rockin' the baby, 198 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,030 gettin' tea-bagged, 199 00:13:31,113 --> 00:13:33,866 playin' the trombone while I'm tossin' his salad, 200 00:13:33,949 --> 00:13:36,911 hand jobs, ear jobs, blow jobs. 201 00:13:36,952 --> 00:13:40,247 Gettin' a pearl necklace, ridin' the bologna pony... 202 00:13:40,289 --> 00:13:42,123 - sucking-- - That's enough! 203 00:13:42,165 --> 00:13:44,042 - Did she say bologna? - I don't know. 204 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,753 ...whenever I want, and best of all, I won't have to listen to you. 205 00:13:50,131 --> 00:13:51,674 Can you believe that? 206 00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:55,469 What came after getting tea-bagged? 207 00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:56,970 Something about the trombone. 208 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,016 Okay, everybody, congratulations! 209 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,310 You guys have been punk'd! 210 00:14:03,393 --> 00:14:05,646 There's cameras everywhere, right, son? 211 00:14:05,729 --> 00:14:08,397 We'll be back in five minutes with the release forms. 212 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,982 Let's go. 213 00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:19,324 Oh, shit! Awesome! 214 00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:25,914 - Terminal Malcolm X? - Yeah. 215 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:31,336 Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Usually you gotta go to two places, 216 00:14:31,461 --> 00:14:33,838 - but there you get the one-- - This is a terminal? 217 00:14:33,921 --> 00:14:36,841 It's great, 99 cents. Everything. 218 00:14:38,509 --> 00:14:40,135 Oh, check out the car. 219 00:14:41,637 --> 00:14:44,639 This place has every-- there's a basketball court. 220 00:14:47,225 --> 00:14:48,518 In your face! 221 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:52,397 Get your short ass on, you leprechaun. 222 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,148 Look like my ex-- short and stupid. 223 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:55,525 Everything's short. 224 00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,109 I don't know about all that, 225 00:14:57,192 --> 00:15:00,821 but if Denzel walked his fine sexy ass in here right now, 226 00:15:00,904 --> 00:15:02,531 I'm takin' the rest of the day off 227 00:15:02,656 --> 00:15:05,576 and gettin' straight down with the get down. 228 00:15:05,659 --> 00:15:06,702 You know what I'm sayin'? 229 00:15:06,827 --> 00:15:08,287 Girl, let me tell you, Denzel is nice, 230 00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:09,537 but I like the young thugs. 231 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:12,582 I love me some 50 Cent, baby. 232 00:15:12,707 --> 00:15:15,168 Ooh, Shaniece. Go, Shaniece! 233 00:15:15,251 --> 00:15:17,044 It's your birthday. 234 00:15:17,086 --> 00:15:19,046 We gonna party like it's your birthday. 235 00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:21,048 Sip Bacardi like it's my birthday. 236 00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:23,383 And you know we don't give a fuck it's not my birthday! 237 00:15:25,594 --> 00:15:27,888 Look at this little nigga here. 238 00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:29,723 Look more like five cent. 239 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:32,017 Nigga, can't you read? 240 00:15:32,058 --> 00:15:34,935 The sign says put all metal objects in the container. 241 00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:37,521 Take your ass off. Get on back there! 242 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,689 Get your ass back there. 243 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,482 Cheap ass. 244 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:44,028 Shit goin' off 'cause that shit cheap. That's why it's goin' off. 245 00:15:44,153 --> 00:15:46,363 My flow, my show bought me the dough 246 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,656 that bought me all my fancy things. 247 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,825 My cribs, my cars, my pools, my jewels. 248 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,744 Nigga, I done came up and I ain't changed. 249 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,123 Hold it! 250 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,374 You keep fuckin' up on my rhymes. 251 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,752 Move it along, nickel. 252 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,797 You wanna say somethin'?! 253 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,925 I ain't slapped a bitch in two weeks. 254 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,510 Yeah, I got a whole lot of strength 255 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,094 in the slap-a-bitch arm. 256 00:16:14,847 --> 00:16:18,267 They had a whole bunch of dirty magazines--bathing suit issues. 257 00:16:18,309 --> 00:16:21,521 Damn! So you like that, huh? You gonna love this. 258 00:16:21,604 --> 00:16:24,898 Hold those for me, I won't be needing those on this flight. 259 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,274 Girl, what you got me-- 260 00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:33,990 The sweet smell of Alizé. 261 00:16:35,283 --> 00:16:38,994 - Hunkee? Elvis Hunkee? - Yeah. 262 00:16:39,078 --> 00:16:42,289 Karl Malone? I used to play basketball with you in high school. 263 00:16:42,373 --> 00:16:45,793 That's right. We used to call you "The Paperboy." 264 00:16:45,835 --> 00:16:48,170 Yeah, that was then. I'm "The Mailman" now. 265 00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:49,254 That's good. 266 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:52,340 My dad's a mailman, too. Government jobs pay very well. 267 00:16:52,423 --> 00:16:54,342 You don't understand, I play for the Lakers now. 268 00:16:54,425 --> 00:16:57,011 Right, Karl. I don't think you understand. 269 00:16:57,095 --> 00:16:59,430 I used to play with you, man. You can't shoot, remember? 270 00:16:59,472 --> 00:17:01,099 That's why we never passed you the ball. 271 00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:03,225 I thought it was because I was the only brother. 272 00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,352 No, Karl. It's 'cause you sucked! 273 00:17:05,435 --> 00:17:06,436 Oh, I sucked? 274 00:17:06,478 --> 00:17:09,815 What are you gonna do-- go all "postal" on me, Mr. Mailman? 275 00:17:10,649 --> 00:17:12,651 My man, what's goin' on, baby? 276 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,403 Ah, that's nice. That's real nice. 277 00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:21,951 I'd like to be them jeans. Make no sense. 278 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,747 Excuse me. How you doin', man? 279 00:17:27,831 --> 00:17:29,749 Can I get through here, sweetie? 280 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,877 What's goin' on, fellas? My man. 281 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,798 When the buzzer pop, nigga, you stop! 282 00:17:38,175 --> 00:17:39,884 Do y'all know who I am? 283 00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:43,262 We don't give a damn about who you are. 284 00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:45,598 Let your little ass take one more step... 285 00:17:45,681 --> 00:17:49,143 ...we'll bury your ass in them fake-ass iguana shoes you're wearin'. 286 00:17:50,186 --> 00:17:53,980 Ladies, it's me. It's Nashawn Wade, owner of this airline. 287 00:17:54,022 --> 00:17:55,523 Come on, remember. I hired y'all. 288 00:17:55,565 --> 00:17:56,524 - It's him. - There ya go. 289 00:17:56,649 --> 00:17:59,277 That's a little more like it. Thought you had amnesia. 290 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,362 Yes, it is him! 291 00:18:01,488 --> 00:18:04,031 You that little nigga got his ass caught in a toilet seat. 292 00:18:11,622 --> 00:18:14,917 All right, little player, go on, take your little cute rich ass on through. 293 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,334 Go ahead, little player. 294 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,169 Bet that ass still tight, ain't it? 295 00:18:19,921 --> 00:18:22,882 Shit, bitch. I hope we don't lose our benefits over this. 296 00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:25,009 We sorry, Mr. Wade! 297 00:18:25,092 --> 00:18:26,677 My tooth is hurtin'. 298 00:18:26,802 --> 00:18:28,721 And it's fuckin' with your breath, girl. 299 00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:30,430 Upsettin' all my insides here. 300 00:18:30,514 --> 00:18:32,182 Don't you say shit else for a year. 301 00:18:32,224 --> 00:18:34,226 You done melted the whole side-- 302 00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:36,269 That's what you get for fuckin' us up. 303 00:18:44,568 --> 00:18:47,446 I'll tell ya, I knew I shoulda got the new Aerostar. 304 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:49,365 Check out the safety rating. 305 00:18:49,406 --> 00:18:51,408 I'm a little nervous. 306 00:18:51,492 --> 00:18:54,285 I heard someone say this is the first flight for this airline. 307 00:18:54,369 --> 00:18:55,745 It has five cup holders. 308 00:18:55,829 --> 00:18:58,873 Honey, the FAA, they're very strict about who they let fly an airline. 309 00:18:58,957 --> 00:19:00,250 It's gonna be okay, believe me. 310 00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:03,586 Yeah, I know, but I think we're the only white people on the plane. 311 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:05,171 Girlfriend, like your bag. 312 00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:06,255 Honey, no, we're not. 313 00:19:07,339 --> 00:19:08,340 You ain't gonna pick me up?! 314 00:19:09,508 --> 00:19:12,928 Maybe it's a coincidence, you know, like a family reunion? 315 00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:14,304 Million Man March? 316 00:19:32,362 --> 00:19:35,574 Hey, what are you... Hey, stop that! 317 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:43,622 Yeah, what up, son? 318 00:19:43,706 --> 00:19:46,959 Yeah, yeah. You know I'm like that. 319 00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:48,210 I'm like that. 320 00:19:48,294 --> 00:19:49,503 Damn. What up? 321 00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:52,715 Here's your card, Dad. I think I melted the sucka. 322 00:19:52,798 --> 00:19:54,425 Put everything on it but an Escalade. 323 00:19:54,508 --> 00:19:57,343 I'm a holler at the shorty I saw at the basketball courts. 324 00:19:59,179 --> 00:20:00,805 One love, dawg. 325 00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:03,516 Where's my son? 326 00:20:07,812 --> 00:20:10,063 - How you doin'? - I'm good. 327 00:20:10,147 --> 00:20:12,566 You doin' good? You feel wonderful. 328 00:20:12,649 --> 00:20:16,612 - Yeah. All right. - Hey. whoa! That's my zipper! 329 00:20:16,653 --> 00:20:19,740 And that's too loud for a zipper. 330 00:20:19,823 --> 00:20:21,657 I don't know what you got in there, 331 00:20:21,699 --> 00:20:23,201 but we gonna find out. 332 00:20:23,284 --> 00:20:26,412 - I got a plane to catch. - Come with me. 333 00:20:28,873 --> 00:20:31,626 Did you hear me, boy?! 334 00:20:32,293 --> 00:20:36,755 I bet you ain't never seen a chocolate super-deluxe woman 335 00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:37,881 like me before. 336 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,133 Have you? 337 00:20:41,802 --> 00:20:45,847 No, I got a plane to catch. I gotta go! 338 00:20:47,765 --> 00:20:50,601 Where do you think you're goin', player? 339 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:51,811 I'm gonna get on-- 340 00:20:51,852 --> 00:20:55,773 We feds now, which means I can violate 341 00:20:55,856 --> 00:20:59,901 every last one of your civil rights. 342 00:20:59,984 --> 00:21:02,987 Now drop them drawers... Denzel. 343 00:21:03,112 --> 00:21:06,449 Denzel? Look, lady. I just want-- 344 00:21:06,491 --> 00:21:08,368 Drop them drawers! 345 00:21:08,409 --> 00:21:11,411 Show me that ass, nigga! 346 00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,039 Now turn around. 347 00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:17,000 Cavity check! 348 00:21:30,221 --> 00:21:32,682 Girl, there was duct tape and peanut butter everywhere. 349 00:21:32,723 --> 00:21:36,101 I told him, I don't care if you are a diplomat. 350 00:21:36,184 --> 00:21:37,811 I don't bend into that position. 351 00:21:37,894 --> 00:21:40,730 Girl, I ain't no circus freak. This ain't Cirque du Soleil. 352 00:21:43,984 --> 00:21:44,985 He's a fool. 353 00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:47,070 Mi vida, you did the right thing. 354 00:21:47,112 --> 00:21:48,571 Mi primo tried that once. 355 00:21:48,612 --> 00:21:51,448 The doctors still can't find his left nut. 356 00:21:51,532 --> 00:21:53,200 They say it's up there somewhere. 357 00:21:53,242 --> 00:21:56,036 Give me his address. I'll find it. 358 00:21:57,580 --> 00:21:58,956 Hey, Muggsy! 359 00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:00,541 Flame, not now. 360 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,085 Where's the pilots you hired, man? 361 00:22:04,169 --> 00:22:06,129 - Come on, dawg-- - It's not come on now. 362 00:22:06,212 --> 00:22:08,506 We're supposed to take off in 20 minutes. 363 00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:09,799 Calm down, Little Bow-Wow. 364 00:22:09,883 --> 00:22:10,967 He'll be here, all right? 365 00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:13,677 - There he go right there. - Who, him? 366 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,970 - Yeah, him. - Right there? 367 00:22:15,053 --> 00:22:16,138 - Right there. - Him? 368 00:22:19,850 --> 00:22:21,518 - Him right there? - Yeah, him right there. 369 00:22:27,565 --> 00:22:29,108 I told you to hire a black pilot, 370 00:22:29,192 --> 00:22:31,152 not no black baggage handler. What is that? 371 00:22:31,235 --> 00:22:33,696 I did what you asked me to, okay? 372 00:22:33,779 --> 00:22:35,531 There ain't but two black pilots around, 373 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:36,991 and one of 'em flyin' for Puffy. 374 00:22:37,074 --> 00:22:38,075 How'd Puffy get that one? 375 00:22:38,117 --> 00:22:40,869 - Don't worry. - You're right, I'm just nervous. 376 00:22:40,952 --> 00:22:45,373 I got his resumé right there. My dawg, what's up, baby? 377 00:22:45,457 --> 00:22:47,751 What's goin' on, Muggs? How you been? 378 00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:48,877 What's up, man? 379 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,295 - How are you, man? - Ain't nothin' to it but do it. 380 00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:53,589 Nashawn, Captain Mack. Captain Mack, Nashawn. 381 00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:55,007 My pleasure, brother. 382 00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:56,258 Hey. You're late, man. 383 00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:58,260 Don't worry about me bein' late. 384 00:22:58,302 --> 00:23:01,680 I'm gonna take this hooptie of yours up another 1,000 feet, 385 00:23:01,806 --> 00:23:05,433 catch me a slipstream, and we gonna be there five minutes early. 386 00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:08,478 Real slick like hair grease, but with less mess. 387 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,980 - Can you dig it? - Hell, yeah, I can dig it. 388 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:12,315 You really gonna do that? 389 00:23:12,398 --> 00:23:14,317 No, I'm just fuckin' with ya. 390 00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:18,904 Y'all two know each other? He was fuckin' with me. 391 00:23:19,905 --> 00:23:21,657 Muggs, I'm really not playin' right now. 392 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:23,242 I'm not, Muggs. 393 00:23:23,325 --> 00:23:24,868 I was lookin' at your resumé, man. 394 00:23:24,993 --> 00:23:26,453 I see that you flew in Desert Storm. 395 00:23:26,495 --> 00:23:28,830 - That's pretty impressive. - Actually, that's a typo. 396 00:23:28,913 --> 00:23:30,081 I drew over in Desert Storm. 397 00:23:30,164 --> 00:23:31,999 I'm sorry. I didn't.. what you say? 398 00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:34,669 I was the nigga that drew the little sayings on the bombs: 399 00:23:34,752 --> 00:23:37,588 "Fuck Iraq." "Saddam, eat a dick." That was me. 400 00:23:37,672 --> 00:23:38,798 Secret agent. 401 00:23:38,881 --> 00:23:41,341 Matter of fact, I ain't even 'posed to be talkin' about that. 402 00:23:41,383 --> 00:23:42,425 That's classified. 403 00:23:42,509 --> 00:23:45,679 What the fuck?! Do you even know how to fly a plane, man? 404 00:23:45,762 --> 00:23:47,389 I got my wings when I got out. 405 00:23:47,472 --> 00:23:48,974 Got your wings when you got out? 406 00:23:49,015 --> 00:23:53,269 You right. Plus I ain't really got another choice right now. 407 00:23:54,436 --> 00:23:55,479 Where's your uniform? 408 00:23:55,563 --> 00:23:56,730 You lookin' at it. 409 00:23:56,856 --> 00:23:58,566 The Mackin' is crackin'. This is how I come. 410 00:23:58,691 --> 00:24:00,025 I don't wear no square suits. 411 00:24:00,109 --> 00:24:02,027 I'm a player. We ride spinners. 412 00:24:02,111 --> 00:24:04,488 Ride spinners and you write on bombs. 413 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:05,947 That's classified. 414 00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:07,365 I'm gonna tell you what. 415 00:24:07,448 --> 00:24:10,243 Get us there safe. Can you do that? 416 00:24:10,326 --> 00:24:12,704 You somethin' else, Muggs. Drew on bombs. 417 00:24:12,787 --> 00:24:15,206 - Excuse me, man, - Yes, sir. 418 00:24:15,248 --> 00:24:16,833 That's about a bitch. 419 00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,917 - Where the cockpit at? - You got that bong? 420 00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:21,462 Whole bag of it, Preach. 421 00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:23,630 - I gotta go. - Do I pay you to talk on the phone? 422 00:24:23,714 --> 00:24:25,883 Look at the captain. He is too cute. 423 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:31,053 Hi, Captain. 424 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:34,223 - At ease, ladies. - Hi, fly boy. 425 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,142 I just love the look of a man in uniform. 426 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:40,521 'Course, I like the look of a man out of uniform even better. 427 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:47,694 This is some cool shit fit for a real nigga. 428 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:50,489 Hey, what's poppin', my aeronautical hustlers? 429 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,073 Captain Mack, reporting to duty. 430 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,242 How you doin'. Captain? I'm Riggs. your flight engineer. 431 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,493 Have you ever met Gaeman? 432 00:24:55,576 --> 00:24:58,704 I just seen one of them fruity motherfuckers in the hallway. 433 00:24:58,746 --> 00:25:00,331 Nigga was eyeballin' me. 434 00:25:00,414 --> 00:25:03,542 It's Gaeman, I am Leslie Gaeman, your copilot. 435 00:25:03,626 --> 00:25:04,877 What's happenin'? 436 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,087 It's a very prestigious African name-- 437 00:25:07,213 --> 00:25:10,590 not like "gay man," two men fucking together, naked, 438 00:25:10,673 --> 00:25:13,426 - in a bedroom. Not me. - Whatever, homey. 439 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:15,428 I like pussy like you. 440 00:25:16,638 --> 00:25:18,848 - I can dig it. - Yeah, you can dig it. 441 00:25:18,932 --> 00:25:21,141 Everybody will be pregnant by the end of this flight. 442 00:25:22,059 --> 00:25:23,310 Hello. 443 00:25:24,686 --> 00:25:27,105 First class. Right this way, big daddy. 444 00:25:28,774 --> 00:25:30,609 Welcome to NWA. 445 00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:34,529 Hi. How's everybody? 446 00:25:34,612 --> 00:25:37,198 Good. Wow, this is great! 447 00:25:37,281 --> 00:25:40,368 Oh, y'all are in low class. 448 00:25:40,451 --> 00:25:43,287 - What? - Low class, straight back. 449 00:25:45,997 --> 00:25:47,457 This is nice, too. 450 00:25:47,541 --> 00:25:50,168 Dad, this actually isn't that bad. 451 00:26:00,719 --> 00:26:02,638 What kind of UPN operation is this? 452 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,390 It's not so bad. 453 00:26:07,101 --> 00:26:08,936 All right, here we are. 454 00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:15,400 Row 1 7 Chrysler. Honey, you sit here. 455 00:26:15,483 --> 00:26:16,693 Thank you. 456 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:19,237 - Do I have to sit... - How you doin'? 457 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:24,616 You're gonna have to, okay? Thank you. 458 00:26:24,658 --> 00:26:28,078 Let's please put the divider down. 459 00:26:29,371 --> 00:26:32,791 Do you have an "off" switch? You need to lower the volume. 460 00:26:34,084 --> 00:26:35,668 Man, you give a black man some money, 461 00:26:35,751 --> 00:26:39,005 this is how the airline's gonna look--plush, laid. 462 00:26:39,046 --> 00:26:41,299 It's makin' me feel sexy already. 463 00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:42,675 This is a sexy plane. 464 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,094 They got it chromed out with the white leather. 465 00:26:45,178 --> 00:26:47,513 I think this is alligator butt. 466 00:26:49,181 --> 00:26:50,891 Yeah, this is nice. 467 00:26:50,974 --> 00:26:53,143 Little treat for you before the plane takes off, daddy, 468 00:26:53,185 --> 00:26:55,270 'cause you treat me so right. 469 00:26:55,353 --> 00:26:57,355 You nasty! 470 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,570 Can I help you, sir? 471 00:27:04,653 --> 00:27:07,031 Everything's okay, I'm just trying to find my seat, 472 00:27:12,952 --> 00:27:14,537 Boy, this a nice plane. 473 00:27:15,914 --> 00:27:17,916 Nice cushion they got on these new planes. 474 00:27:17,999 --> 00:27:20,960 This must be one of them 777's. 475 00:27:21,044 --> 00:27:23,755 7574327. 476 00:27:23,838 --> 00:27:25,964 Where my seat? 777. 477 00:27:26,048 --> 00:27:27,674 The president should fly on this plane. 478 00:27:30,010 --> 00:27:32,054 - Hello, sir. - Hey, baby, how you doin'? 479 00:27:32,137 --> 00:27:34,973 - I'm gonna show you to your seat. - That's nice of you, cutie pie. 480 00:27:36,391 --> 00:27:38,768 - Here we are. - Let me shake your hand. 481 00:27:38,851 --> 00:27:42,563 Come here. Oh, boy! That's nice. Look at that. 482 00:27:42,647 --> 00:27:45,983 Boy, I can just hear everything. 483 00:27:46,067 --> 00:27:49,779 It's so beautiful in here. Wait a minute. 484 00:27:49,904 --> 00:27:52,405 Somebody got some nice perfume on. 485 00:27:52,531 --> 00:27:54,866 Is that Victoria Don't Tell Nobody? 486 00:27:54,908 --> 00:27:58,703 - No. - Is that Boujeronee? 487 00:27:59,913 --> 00:28:01,414 Not Boujeronee either. 488 00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:04,250 I like the people that don't talk back. 489 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:06,085 Hard to get, I like that. 490 00:28:08,129 --> 00:28:09,421 Cabin attendant? 491 00:28:09,463 --> 00:28:10,714 Yes, sir? 492 00:28:10,798 --> 00:28:13,801 Howdy do. Where are you, baby? 493 00:28:13,884 --> 00:28:15,218 There you are. 494 00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:20,348 Get me a quadruple cognac and a cola back. 495 00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:24,227 You know, I'm scared to fly. I'm used to ridin' buses. 496 00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:27,105 My little nephew sent me on first class, 497 00:28:27,188 --> 00:28:28,897 because I'm a player. 498 00:28:29,773 --> 00:28:31,567 You smell good, too. 499 00:28:33,235 --> 00:28:36,488 I'm gonna have me some fun on this plane here. 500 00:28:36,572 --> 00:28:40,324 Okey-dokey. So you're gonna be in... 501 00:28:42,743 --> 00:28:47,039 You're gonna go ahead to low class, okay. 502 00:28:50,126 --> 00:28:52,253 - He tasted like chocolate. - No way. 503 00:29:00,385 --> 00:29:02,304 My God, what's going on? 504 00:29:07,433 --> 00:29:08,851 Get the fuck out! 505 00:29:08,934 --> 00:29:10,936 What is he doing? Watch him. 506 00:29:14,774 --> 00:29:16,650 Y'all better get his ass! 507 00:29:28,495 --> 00:29:30,704 You ain't goin' nowhere without us, Osama. 508 00:29:30,829 --> 00:29:33,707 If you gots to go to the bathroom, we goin' with you. 509 00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:36,168 She holdin' and I'm shakin', player. 510 00:29:36,251 --> 00:29:38,837 - That's right. - It's cool, y'all. We got this. 511 00:29:38,921 --> 00:29:40,714 We security up in here. Look straight. 512 00:29:45,343 --> 00:29:46,552 - Hi. - Hey. 513 00:29:46,636 --> 00:29:48,721 This first class is incredible. 514 00:29:48,805 --> 00:29:51,265 Girl, this plane is off the hook. Have you seen the owner? 515 00:29:51,349 --> 00:29:54,768 He's young, black, and from the pictures I've seen, 516 00:29:54,851 --> 00:29:55,936 he looks so good. 517 00:29:56,019 --> 00:29:57,437 I'm sure he's great. 518 00:29:57,521 --> 00:30:00,190 - And he's paid. - Please direct your attention 519 00:30:00,273 --> 00:30:02,859 to the screen in front of you for a safety video. 520 00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:22,293 What is this? 521 00:30:22,377 --> 00:30:24,254 Now that you got on our plane and you be listenin' 522 00:30:24,337 --> 00:30:27,549 You better just do as we say or you'll be missin' 523 00:30:27,632 --> 00:30:31,136 Better put your seatbelt on or you'll be dyin' 524 00:30:31,219 --> 00:30:33,387 If the plane goes crazy, then you will not be flyin' 525 00:30:33,470 --> 00:30:36,265 Now we direct you to the nearest locations 526 00:30:36,348 --> 00:30:39,351 Where you might desire to exit your vacations 527 00:30:39,393 --> 00:30:42,521 If we lose the pressure, you'll be chokin' 528 00:30:42,604 --> 00:30:46,065 Or if there's a fire, then you'll be smokin' 529 00:30:46,149 --> 00:30:48,025 The oxygen we will be providin' 530 00:30:48,067 --> 00:30:50,528 This some black shit here. 531 00:30:50,570 --> 00:30:53,030 You're a survivor 532 00:30:53,072 --> 00:30:55,074 - Here we go. - There we go. 533 00:30:55,116 --> 00:30:57,325 You're a survivor, you'll keep on flyin' 534 00:30:57,409 --> 00:31:01,455 You're a survivor, you don't go down there 535 00:31:01,538 --> 00:31:03,915 Honey, what is this? 536 00:31:03,999 --> 00:31:06,168 You're a survivor, you not be dyin' 537 00:31:06,251 --> 00:31:09,087 You're a survivor, you'll keep on flyin' 538 00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:12,465 You're a survivor, you don't go down there 539 00:31:12,590 --> 00:31:14,759 You're a survivor, you got your fair share 540 00:31:14,884 --> 00:31:16,927 You're a survivor 541 00:31:17,052 --> 00:31:21,474 Whoo, you're a survivor 542 00:31:26,686 --> 00:31:28,062 There's the owner right there. 543 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,902 Hello, everybody. Welcome to NWA Airlines. 544 00:31:33,985 --> 00:31:36,653 Here at NWA, safety is a very important part of flying, 545 00:31:36,737 --> 00:31:37,946 but let's be real. 546 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:40,699 If something goes wrong, we're all going down, right? 547 00:31:40,783 --> 00:31:42,868 Is that supposed to be funny? 548 00:31:44,328 --> 00:31:45,871 I'm just kiddin'--I'm playin'. 549 00:31:45,954 --> 00:31:47,955 That's why it's our policy that fun comes first. 550 00:31:47,997 --> 00:31:50,124 So please, sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight. 551 00:31:50,249 --> 00:31:51,459 You're a survivor. 552 00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:53,961 You are. 553 00:32:04,262 --> 00:32:05,931 Come on, now, stop it. 554 00:32:05,972 --> 00:32:07,682 You got a brother feelin' like the president. 555 00:32:07,766 --> 00:32:09,643 God bless America. 556 00:32:14,146 --> 00:32:15,147 Giselle? 557 00:32:16,398 --> 00:32:17,858 I gotta get outta here. 558 00:32:17,983 --> 00:32:19,944 Giselle, wait. 559 00:32:20,069 --> 00:32:22,029 Giselle, can you wait a minute, please? 560 00:32:22,154 --> 00:32:23,114 What, Nashawn? 561 00:32:23,197 --> 00:32:25,657 What do we possibly have to talk about? 562 00:32:27,033 --> 00:32:29,035 Wow, I mean, you look great. 563 00:32:31,371 --> 00:32:32,956 How you been? 564 00:32:33,039 --> 00:32:35,917 I've been fine. Just fine. 565 00:32:37,751 --> 00:32:39,044 Is that all? 566 00:32:40,170 --> 00:32:42,464 Actually, no, I mean. I was doin' some thinkin'. 567 00:32:42,506 --> 00:32:43,966 and I wanna talk to you. 568 00:32:45,175 --> 00:32:47,261 Can I at least talk to you? 569 00:32:47,344 --> 00:32:50,138 Giselle, where you gonna go? The door is closed. 570 00:32:53,141 --> 00:32:54,308 What's this? 571 00:32:54,434 --> 00:32:56,185 Someone stepped up, Nashawn. 572 00:32:56,269 --> 00:32:58,146 I'm engaged. 573 00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:14,910 Hey, baby. It's not a good time right now. 574 00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:20,958 There's no easy way for me... 575 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,377 for me to say this... 576 00:33:25,087 --> 00:33:26,880 What? 577 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,882 This isn't workin' for me anymore. 578 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:30,049 What's not workin'? 579 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:37,348 - This is gettin' way too serious. - What are you talkin' about? 580 00:33:41,018 --> 00:33:42,060 I can't do this anymore. 581 00:33:42,144 --> 00:33:44,104 - I can't. - No. 582 00:33:45,564 --> 00:33:47,441 You got change of a 50, man? 583 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:54,572 - Not right now, Muggs. - Not now? 584 00:33:55,656 --> 00:33:57,075 What's his problem, man? 585 00:34:04,790 --> 00:34:06,083 Oh, boy. 586 00:34:09,377 --> 00:34:12,130 Hey, hey, there, Blanca. 587 00:34:12,214 --> 00:34:16,759 I was wondering if I could trouble you for a drink. 588 00:34:16,842 --> 00:34:19,095 Ain't no drink down there. 589 00:34:19,178 --> 00:34:20,679 Hell there ain't. 590 00:34:20,763 --> 00:34:23,057 I don't know if I ever told you this, 591 00:34:23,099 --> 00:34:25,935 but I speak a little Espańol. 592 00:34:25,976 --> 00:34:27,436 Really? 593 00:34:47,579 --> 00:34:49,164 Testicles, one, two. 594 00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:53,001 Hey, y'all, what's crackalackin'? 595 00:34:53,085 --> 00:34:57,088 This is your soul plane chauffeur, Captain Antoine Mack speaking. 596 00:34:57,130 --> 00:34:58,756 He sounds nice. 597 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,300 Welcome aboard NWA 598 00:35:01,384 --> 00:35:05,888 flight 069 from the 310 to the 212. 599 00:35:05,972 --> 00:35:07,931 It's time to bust this corner, y'all. 600 00:35:08,014 --> 00:35:09,474 In a hot second, 601 00:35:09,558 --> 00:35:10,976 I'll be hittin' them switches 602 00:35:11,059 --> 00:35:13,145 and gettin' this bitch pumpin' and jumpin'. 603 00:35:13,228 --> 00:35:14,563 What?! 604 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:18,358 So screw your shit on tight and enjoy the flight. 605 00:35:18,442 --> 00:35:19,650 What did he say? 606 00:35:19,734 --> 00:35:22,778 He was just saying that we'll be leaving in a couple of seconds, 607 00:35:22,862 --> 00:35:25,156 so put your seatbelt on, make sure they're tight. 608 00:35:26,574 --> 00:35:28,117 Amateurs. 609 00:35:30,161 --> 00:35:32,537 - Why didn't he say so? - Exactly. 610 00:35:34,289 --> 00:35:37,667 Yo, Gaeman, why don't you go secure the cockpit, homey? 611 00:35:38,668 --> 00:35:41,796 Yes. Right away. 612 00:35:51,346 --> 00:35:52,973 This motherfucker is locked. 613 00:35:59,353 --> 00:36:02,231 Fred G. Sanford, my nigga. 614 00:36:02,356 --> 00:36:05,526 And the "G" is for goin' places. Can you dig it? 615 00:36:08,654 --> 00:36:10,614 Now we ready to roll. 616 00:36:20,207 --> 00:36:22,708 Nigga got switches in this motherfucker. 617 00:36:26,170 --> 00:36:28,047 Shit. And they work. 618 00:36:28,130 --> 00:36:29,173 What? 619 00:36:29,215 --> 00:36:31,592 This motherfucker hot, cuz. 620 00:36:31,675 --> 00:36:35,595 - Oh, my God! - Bounce with me. 621 00:36:35,678 --> 00:36:37,389 This motherfucker's fucked up. 622 00:36:37,472 --> 00:36:39,307 - Like a elephant. - Yeah. 623 00:36:41,017 --> 00:36:42,018 Bounce, bounce. 624 00:36:43,728 --> 00:36:45,730 I have the perfect music for this. 625 00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:48,065 Yes, I have it right here. 626 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,824 Hey, man, hold on, man. 627 00:36:56,907 --> 00:36:59,325 - Hold the fuck on. - Like elephant. 628 00:36:59,409 --> 00:37:01,786 No, man, you gotta turn that bullshit off. 629 00:37:01,911 --> 00:37:03,538 We can't be ridin' to that bullshit, man. 630 00:37:03,579 --> 00:37:04,789 Don't insult my music. 631 00:37:04,872 --> 00:37:07,333 We ridin' to some gangsta shit. Pop that in, man. 632 00:37:07,417 --> 00:37:09,710 Captain don't wanna hear that Zimbabwe ah-wah-wah shit. 633 00:37:09,752 --> 00:37:12,087 Get that shit out. Get it the fuck outta here. 634 00:37:12,170 --> 00:37:13,964 I'm the captain of this motherfuckin' ship. 635 00:38:16,104 --> 00:38:19,107 Captain, what the hell is wrong with you? 636 00:38:22,277 --> 00:38:24,446 Man, I'm afraid of heights. 637 00:38:24,529 --> 00:38:26,113 Afraid of heights?! 638 00:38:31,285 --> 00:38:33,454 Hit her with a bat, hit her with a bat 639 00:38:33,537 --> 00:38:35,331 Hit her with a whoo-whoo 640 00:38:38,666 --> 00:38:42,295 - Easy, Kobe. She's 17. - Dad, I'm 18. 641 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:52,096 Honey, I'm gonna excuse myself 642 00:38:52,179 --> 00:38:55,015 - and go to the restroom. - Okay. 643 00:38:59,019 --> 00:39:01,480 I think I'm gonna go check out the plane. 644 00:39:01,563 --> 00:39:02,856 Is that all right? 645 00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:06,526 - Why are you so nice to me? - Stay for a while. 646 00:39:11,656 --> 00:39:14,951 Oh, my sweet black Jesus! 647 00:39:17,327 --> 00:39:18,578 Hey, good evenin'. 648 00:39:18,662 --> 00:39:19,996 I didn't know anybody was in here. 649 00:39:20,038 --> 00:39:22,541 - I'll come back later. - Why? I'm still gonna be here. 650 00:39:22,624 --> 00:39:24,000 I tell you what. 651 00:39:24,042 --> 00:39:26,545 You take care of your business, I take care of mine. 652 00:39:26,586 --> 00:39:29,380 I just don't feel comfortable, I'll just hold it. 653 00:39:29,422 --> 00:39:31,424 You don't want to do that. 654 00:39:31,507 --> 00:39:35,177 That stuff back up on you, top of your head fly clean off. 655 00:39:35,302 --> 00:39:36,679 Sit down, make yourself at home. 656 00:39:36,721 --> 00:39:37,930 I'm sorry. 657 00:39:38,013 --> 00:39:40,641 We don't get that many of y'all on the plane. 658 00:39:40,725 --> 00:39:43,184 For those with no junk in their trunk. 659 00:39:44,060 --> 00:39:45,395 That is a nice vest. 660 00:39:45,478 --> 00:39:47,689 I ain't seen one of them since Lionel and the Jeffersons. 661 00:39:47,772 --> 00:39:50,525 What ever happened to Lionel? I thought he was-- 662 00:39:50,567 --> 00:39:51,568 Would you mind? 663 00:39:51,651 --> 00:39:54,111 Oh, I'm sorry. Little fella kinda shy? 664 00:39:59,283 --> 00:40:00,826 Goddamn! 665 00:40:00,909 --> 00:40:02,161 Sorry. 666 00:40:02,244 --> 00:40:04,329 I guess you can't have lightnin' without the thunder. 667 00:40:04,413 --> 00:40:06,414 Somebody still likes that pork, I see. 668 00:40:06,497 --> 00:40:10,084 I think this was a false alarm. I'm gonna go back to my seat. 669 00:40:10,209 --> 00:40:11,377 The paint is peeling. 670 00:40:13,087 --> 00:40:14,797 That must be a big one. 671 00:40:14,881 --> 00:40:16,507 Yeah, it's big. 672 00:40:16,591 --> 00:40:17,800 I've got just the thing. 673 00:40:38,986 --> 00:40:42,448 I can't believe that this is you. 674 00:40:42,573 --> 00:40:44,491 So you subscribe to "Black & Proud"? 675 00:40:44,574 --> 00:40:47,660 This is the first time I've picked it up. 676 00:40:47,744 --> 00:40:49,829 Yeah, it was freezin' that day. 677 00:40:49,913 --> 00:40:53,708 Really? You could never tell that from the picture. 678 00:40:53,792 --> 00:40:55,667 Why, thank you. 679 00:40:55,751 --> 00:40:59,129 Usually, the problem is, I'm hangin' out the bottom of my boxers. 680 00:40:59,171 --> 00:41:01,256 Oh, my goodness. 681 00:41:01,382 --> 00:41:03,050 Hi. 682 00:41:03,092 --> 00:41:05,135 I think you're in my seat. 683 00:41:05,219 --> 00:41:07,638 Oh, hi, honey. This is Jerome. 684 00:41:07,721 --> 00:41:08,763 Hi. 685 00:41:08,846 --> 00:41:09,847 Hello. 686 00:41:09,931 --> 00:41:13,643 Jerome was telling me about how he hangs out the bottom of his boxers. 687 00:41:13,768 --> 00:41:15,520 That's nice. 688 00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:17,271 They're about to serve dinner, 689 00:41:17,355 --> 00:41:19,232 so you might want to go back to your chair. 690 00:41:21,316 --> 00:41:24,611 Oh, yeah. You're right. 691 00:41:24,653 --> 00:41:25,779 Yeah. 692 00:41:25,821 --> 00:41:27,406 It was nice meetin' you. 693 00:41:27,489 --> 00:41:28,990 It was nice meeting you, too, Barbara. 694 00:41:29,074 --> 00:41:31,201 Nice meeting you, too, Jerome. 695 00:41:33,661 --> 00:41:34,704 Bye. 696 00:41:40,751 --> 00:41:42,962 Hangin' out the bottom of his boxers-- 697 00:41:43,003 --> 00:41:44,547 My God, is that him?! 698 00:41:46,172 --> 00:41:50,093 - That thing has a face on it, - No, but it's gonna. 699 00:41:52,512 --> 00:41:53,555 Are you all right, sir? 700 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,141 Course, I'm all right, I'm a G, ain't I? 701 00:41:56,224 --> 00:41:57,726 I will make the announcement. 702 00:41:57,809 --> 00:42:00,310 No, you won't. Give me this motherfucker. 703 00:42:00,394 --> 00:42:02,479 I'm makin' the announcement. I'm the captain. 704 00:42:02,855 --> 00:42:06,734 Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude 705 00:42:06,817 --> 00:42:08,736 of 33,000 feet, 706 00:42:08,819 --> 00:42:10,903 33,000 feet?! 707 00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:14,157 Oh, shit, man. We fuckin' higher than Redman at the Source awards. 708 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,200 Shit don't make no motherfuckin' sense 709 00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:17,744 to be this high, cuz. 710 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,580 Man, I feel sick. Oh, fuck. 711 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,166 Ain't this some shit? 712 00:42:27,502 --> 00:42:28,962 What the hell's goin' on here? 713 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:31,048 This nigga's afraid of heights. 714 00:42:31,131 --> 00:42:33,467 How you gonna be afraid of heights if you the captain? 715 00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:35,135 I ain't never been off the ground before. 716 00:42:35,218 --> 00:42:36,719 We've flown computer simulators. 717 00:42:36,802 --> 00:42:40,765 You told me you got your wings when you got out the Air Force. 718 00:42:40,848 --> 00:42:42,391 No, I didn't. 719 00:42:42,475 --> 00:42:44,685 I told you I got my wings when I got out. 720 00:42:44,727 --> 00:42:47,438 When I got out of Pelican Bay State Corrections Facility. 721 00:42:47,521 --> 00:42:50,565 It was either get a GED or take a pilot class. 722 00:42:50,648 --> 00:42:52,650 You learned how to fly in the prison? 723 00:42:52,734 --> 00:42:54,736 Hey, man, don't get mad 'cause I spent your money 724 00:42:54,778 --> 00:42:55,737 to get a good education. 725 00:42:55,862 --> 00:42:59,783 Shit, me and my homeboys passed the class with flying colors. 726 00:42:59,866 --> 00:43:01,867 Let me see. 727 00:43:01,950 --> 00:43:04,203 - I miss them niggas, man. - Those are his niggas. 728 00:43:04,244 --> 00:43:05,871 The Taliban. 729 00:43:06,914 --> 00:43:08,665 I'm gonna tell you what. 730 00:43:08,749 --> 00:43:11,752 Y'all better fix it. Gay-man, Captain Mack-- 731 00:43:11,835 --> 00:43:12,835 It's Gaeman! 732 00:43:12,919 --> 00:43:14,754 I don't give a damn. Fix it. 733 00:43:14,837 --> 00:43:16,756 I'm no bitch, you understand? It's Gaeman. 734 00:43:16,839 --> 00:43:19,258 You gonna be a gay man. Fix it. 735 00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:21,219 Put this shit on autopilot. 736 00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:23,888 I'm goin' to the lavatory. I got to boo-boo. 1 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,629 Would you like champagne or wine? 2 00:43:30,754 --> 00:43:31,757 We'll have champagne. 3 00:43:31,881 --> 00:43:33,468 Would you like Moet or Cristal? 4 00:43:35,222 --> 00:43:38,396 Motit...et. Moet. 5 00:43:38,479 --> 00:43:40,150 All right. 6 00:43:40,233 --> 00:43:42,863 I know you have a drinking problem, so please drink slow. 7 00:43:44,241 --> 00:43:47,748 That's for you. And sir, please don't swallow your ice. 8 00:43:47,790 --> 00:43:49,377 That's all I can afford to give you. 9 00:43:50,546 --> 00:43:54,597 Hello. Would you like Colt .45 or Alizé? 10 00:43:57,059 --> 00:43:58,898 Maybe you could explain to us what those are. 11 00:43:58,981 --> 00:44:00,317 My pleasure, sir. 12 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,864 Colt .45 tastes like liquored-up beer, 13 00:44:02,947 --> 00:44:04,993 and it sneaks up on you all of a sudden. 14 00:44:06,330 --> 00:44:09,044 And Alizé--oh, that's my favorite. It's from France. 15 00:44:09,127 --> 00:44:10,839 It's a cog-nac, it's very fruity, 16 00:44:10,923 --> 00:44:12,801 and it'll make you wanna do the hucklebuck, 17 00:44:12,843 --> 00:44:15,140 then pass out in your own juices. 18 00:44:15,182 --> 00:44:16,518 Guess I'll have that. 19 00:44:16,559 --> 00:44:17,896 Wise choice. 20 00:44:17,979 --> 00:44:20,317 Yo, player, you got a little somethin'-somethin' for me? 21 00:44:20,359 --> 00:44:22,531 Yeah, I have a shorty 40. 22 00:44:22,614 --> 00:44:25,996 No, no. Do you have any whole milk? 23 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:27,723 Sir, that is nasty. But I'll see what I can do. 1 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,634 Tonight, we're serving a plate of gourmet soul food 2 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,165 with your choice of lobster and filet mignon 3 00:44:35,251 --> 00:44:37,910 or crisp duck confit, 4 00:44:37,994 --> 00:44:39,387 I'll have the filet, 5 00:44:44,621 --> 00:44:46,099 And for you, sir? 6 00:44:46,140 --> 00:44:49,518 I ordered a special Kosher meal... yag-weh. 7 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,826 Excuse me? 8 00:44:50,910 --> 00:44:52,852 That's fried chicken in hot sauce. 9 00:44:52,895 --> 00:44:56,188 Lobster, filet mignon or duck? 10 00:44:56,272 --> 00:44:58,761 I'll take the fee-lan. 11 00:45:00,492 --> 00:45:03,363 All right, I need you to take a breast or a leg and a wing 12 00:45:03,448 --> 00:45:05,643 and pass it back. Exactly. 13 00:45:05,726 --> 00:45:08,049 You guys, share your napkins with your neighbor. 14 00:45:08,092 --> 00:45:11,045 One for every two people. Sharing is caring. 15 00:45:11,131 --> 00:45:12,481 Don't get greedy. One piece. 1 00:45:14,415 --> 00:45:19,048 I don't know what smells better-- this meal or your delightful perfume. 2 00:45:19,130 --> 00:45:21,611 Thank you. You're too kind. 3 00:45:21,694 --> 00:45:26,533 You know, a lot of smart women find blind men sexy. 4 00:45:26,615 --> 00:45:27,773 - You know why? - No. 5 00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:29,593 But I'm sure you're about to tell me. 6 00:45:29,635 --> 00:45:33,977 When you lose one sense, it makes your other senses stronger, 7 00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:36,417 I have more of a sensitive touch than the average man, 8 00:45:36,540 --> 00:45:37,533 Please! 9 00:45:39,313 --> 00:45:40,760 Let me tell you about this love I had, 10 00:45:40,883 --> 00:45:43,447 She was on the trampoline, landed right in my lap. 11 00:45:43,529 --> 00:45:45,433 Bang! She stayed there for 1 5 years. 12 00:45:45,515 --> 00:45:48,451 People crazy about me. People love me. 13 00:45:48,535 --> 00:45:50,148 - You don't say. - Don't say? 14 00:45:50,231 --> 00:45:52,091 I do say it. That's what I'm talkin' about. 15 00:45:52,132 --> 00:45:54,199 People love me. See these fingers here? 16 00:45:54,283 --> 00:45:58,376 These fingers got eyes on 'em just like 20/20 vision. 17 00:45:58,417 --> 00:46:00,361 You know what I mean? 18 00:46:00,403 --> 00:46:04,125 They... wait a minute. 19 00:46:04,207 --> 00:46:05,821 Move that other leg out the way. 20 00:46:05,904 --> 00:46:07,351 Move that dress up, girl. 21 00:46:07,392 --> 00:46:10,412 Oh, boy, moist. You just as tender as you can be. 22 00:46:10,494 --> 00:46:13,844 You a little frisky thing. You got a little puddle here. 23 00:46:15,043 --> 00:46:17,029 Oh, you big, too. You ain't no baby. 24 00:46:17,111 --> 00:46:20,420 This is wonderful. I love freaky stuff like this. 25 00:46:20,502 --> 00:46:22,737 Just let yourself go. I'm gonna let myself go, too. 26 00:46:22,819 --> 00:46:23,853 I'm feelin' something, too. 27 00:46:23,893 --> 00:46:27,491 This ain't like me. I don't usually go this quick. 28 00:46:27,533 --> 00:46:28,568 I'm goin' now. 29 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,276 Let me tell you. Where my yack? 1 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,852 I'm a player... player! 2 00:46:58,895 --> 00:47:00,987 - Hey, now. - Oh, excuse me, 3 00:47:01,029 --> 00:47:03,038 No, it's cool, I'm the attendant, 4 00:47:03,081 --> 00:47:04,715 You can sit this one out, my brother. 5 00:47:04,798 --> 00:47:06,472 I'm just gonna wash my hands. 6 00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:08,148 Got me a wild woman sittin' next to me 7 00:47:08,231 --> 00:47:11,916 and look what I got. Bang! Stinky pinky. 8 00:47:12,753 --> 00:47:14,302 Stinky pinky, here you go. 9 00:47:14,386 --> 00:47:17,065 Hey, brother. I ain't washin' that one, I'm washin' this one. 10 00:47:18,908 --> 00:47:22,885 She usin' cilantro. I love that freaky shit. 11 00:47:24,644 --> 00:47:26,485 The only way you got stinky pinky 12 00:47:26,569 --> 00:47:28,453 is if you was sittin' next to Miss Potato Head. 13 00:47:28,495 --> 00:47:30,714 There's always some dude who's a player hater 14 00:47:30,797 --> 00:47:31,887 'cause he ain't gettin' none. 15 00:47:35,194 --> 00:47:37,917 Just 'cause you blind don't mean I won't whip your ass. 16 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,385 Lookin' like a disco lemon. Son of a bitch! 1 00:47:45,462 --> 00:47:47,478 Boss man, low class is outta liquor, 2 00:47:47,566 --> 00:47:50,228 so I thought I would come in here and... 3 00:47:54,950 --> 00:47:57,480 Someone is strollin' down memory lane. 4 00:47:59,929 --> 00:48:03,020 No, I'm just, you know, checkin' on things, 5 00:48:03,104 --> 00:48:04,651 makin' sure they okay, that's all. 6 00:48:04,735 --> 00:48:06,924 Yeah, right. I know that look. 7 00:48:07,012 --> 00:48:10,103 I had that same look of regret after I ran into Lee-- 8 00:48:10,231 --> 00:48:12,808 my little Asian butterfly. 9 00:48:12,893 --> 00:48:16,368 We had a whirlwind romance that ended in heartbreak... 10 00:48:16,456 --> 00:48:18,689 and stomach pumpin'. 11 00:48:18,773 --> 00:48:23,283 When I saw him again, I tried to apologize, but I couldn't. 12 00:48:23,367 --> 00:48:26,029 I just felt so bad leaving him in that hospital 13 00:48:26,073 --> 00:48:27,833 all bloated and distended. 14 00:48:27,917 --> 00:48:29,119 Did you just grind on me? 15 00:48:29,163 --> 00:48:30,667 A little. 16 00:48:30,707 --> 00:48:33,112 What does that sick-ass story have to do with me? 17 00:48:33,196 --> 00:48:35,172 I've never left nobody in the hospital filled with nothin'. 18 00:48:35,256 --> 00:48:37,533 It means, Mr. Righteous, that if you have a chance 19 00:48:37,662 --> 00:48:39,249 to make things right again, you should take it. 20 00:48:39,337 --> 00:48:41,137 Who knows what could've happened? 21 00:48:41,269 --> 00:48:45,775 Lee had plenty ancient secret to show me. 22 00:48:45,819 --> 00:48:48,994 Thank you. Flame. Okay? 1 00:48:55,424 --> 00:48:56,789 You ready for this? 2 00:48:56,830 --> 00:48:57,822 - Yeah. - You ready? 3 00:48:57,905 --> 00:48:58,897 Oh, yeah, daddy. 4 00:48:58,981 --> 00:49:00,345 - You sure? - Wait. 5 00:49:00,427 --> 00:49:01,998 Don't fight the feelin', baby. 6 00:49:05,389 --> 00:49:07,332 What the hell is you doin' in here? 7 00:49:07,416 --> 00:49:09,978 That's the problem with you young cats. You talk too much. 8 00:49:10,062 --> 00:49:11,467 - A woman like that... - You do talk a lot. 9 00:49:11,550 --> 00:49:13,245 ...wants a man of action. 10 00:49:13,988 --> 00:49:17,462 I was wonderin' if you can help my friend Ben here. 11 00:49:17,545 --> 00:49:19,489 He needs you to take him back to his seat. 12 00:49:19,529 --> 00:49:21,927 Yeah, Ben, I believe I know where this cat is sittin'. 13 00:49:23,168 --> 00:49:25,856 Dig this here. You don't need a lot of space. 14 00:49:25,938 --> 00:49:27,799 Superman changed in a phone booth. 15 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,437 Hey, don't be... man, don't be touchin'... 16 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:32,884 Tidy Bowl man. 17 00:49:32,926 --> 00:49:34,331 We gonna need this right here. 18 00:49:38,342 --> 00:49:40,781 - Ready for this? - Oh, yeah. 19 00:49:40,864 --> 00:49:42,601 Hey, what the hell is this? 20 00:49:42,683 --> 00:49:44,131 I seen this on an episode of "Real Sex". 21 00:49:44,172 --> 00:49:46,197 - You sure about this? - Trust me. 22 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,017 All you gotta do is have a safety word. 23 00:49:48,099 --> 00:49:49,092 You got one? 24 00:49:49,175 --> 00:49:50,704 Yeah, when I say. "Get off me, you crazy bitch", 25 00:49:50,788 --> 00:49:51,986 you stop chokin' me. 26 00:49:53,722 --> 00:49:54,756 Ow! Shit! 27 00:49:57,361 --> 00:49:58,808 Actually, I wish you'd stop smackin' me. 28 00:49:58,850 --> 00:49:59,883 You like it. 29 00:50:00,007 --> 00:50:01,909 - It's tight. - It's supposed to be tight. 1 00:50:02,004 --> 00:50:03,238 That's why you buy me the good shit. 2 00:50:03,337 --> 00:50:05,954 The belt is too damn tight! 3 00:50:06,052 --> 00:50:10,793 I can't feel my toes! 1 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,485 I can't feel your dick, but I ain't complainin'. 2 00:50:10,570 --> 00:50:13,872 D.J., please, don't stop. Five more seconds. 3 00:50:24,288 --> 00:50:28,018 Cheese, eggs, grits, chilies, yams, sunflower seeds. 4 00:50:29,946 --> 00:50:32,776 No. No! 5 00:50:32,862 --> 00:50:33,891 No? 6 00:50:33,976 --> 00:50:36,633 Man, this is not the way it happened on "Real Sex". 7 00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,735 This is some real bullshit. 8 00:50:38,820 --> 00:50:40,149 It was probably the turbulence 9 00:50:40,233 --> 00:50:44,006 and all the excituration of the moment, 'cause I used-- 10 00:50:44,049 --> 00:50:47,394 You see that, David. Did you see that, David? 11 00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:49,193 Why you always got to go-- 12 00:50:49,322 --> 00:50:51,552 I need to spank you with the bad... 13 00:50:51,765 --> 00:50:53,308 I'm gonna punish him. 1 00:50:53,020 --> 00:50:56,055 This motherfuckin' autopilot shit is cool as hell, man. 2 00:50:56,138 --> 00:50:58,625 Just kick back and ride and glide. 3 00:50:58,709 --> 00:51:02,293 Relax, motherfucker. I should be captain of this plane. 4 00:51:02,418 --> 00:51:05,411 Ten years with Chuku Airlines. 5 00:51:05,495 --> 00:51:08,699 Chuku Airlines, where we treat you with a lot of respect. 6 00:51:08,742 --> 00:51:10,638 This motherfucker. 7 00:51:10,722 --> 00:51:12,872 Now I'm here with this nigga. 8 00:51:14,136 --> 00:51:17,424 Nigga, shut the fuck up with that African mumbo-jumbo bullshit. 9 00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:19,911 I hear you over there with that Chuku Airlines shit. 10 00:51:19,995 --> 00:51:22,062 You with NWA Airlines, I'm the captain. 11 00:51:22,144 --> 00:51:24,211 - I don't care. - Real niggas drive real shit. 12 00:51:24,294 --> 00:51:25,305 I should kill you. 1 00:51:26,882 --> 00:51:28,752 We have a birthday girl, Captain. 2 00:51:28,834 --> 00:51:30,121 This is Heather Hunkee. 3 00:51:30,206 --> 00:51:32,573 She wanted to see our cockpit. 4 00:51:32,698 --> 00:51:34,151 How old are you, Heather? 5 00:51:34,194 --> 00:51:35,190 I just turned 18. 6 00:51:35,315 --> 00:51:37,723 Is that right? Oh, boy. 7 00:51:37,807 --> 00:51:40,008 Attention, all players. 8 00:51:40,092 --> 00:51:43,082 The upper deck will be open for your enjoyment. 9 00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:46,281 We have a passenger who just turned 18 years old. 10 00:51:46,365 --> 00:51:47,777 Her name is Heather Hunkee. 11 00:51:47,861 --> 00:51:51,848 She is one cute little hottie with a whole lotta body. 12 00:51:51,889 --> 00:51:53,593 Oh, yeah. 13 00:51:53,633 --> 00:51:56,957 She'll be upstairs, so all players come up and keep her company. 14 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,611 No! 1 00:52:08,307 --> 00:52:11,179 Hey, Virgie, how are you? Good to see you. 2 00:52:11,221 --> 00:52:12,763 Yeah, I know. It's hot, right? 3 00:52:12,888 --> 00:52:14,761 This is hot. 4 00:52:14,844 --> 00:52:17,300 Let me take you to the bar. Give me your jacket, girl. 5 00:52:21,048 --> 00:52:23,754 Big Boy! 6 00:52:23,837 --> 00:52:25,545 All my pimps, players, and hustlers-- 7 00:52:25,629 --> 00:52:28,585 y'all ready to set this motherfucker off, West Coast style? 8 00:52:28,669 --> 00:52:30,832 As you see, we up in the clouds. 9 00:52:30,875 --> 00:52:33,207 Got a gang of lovely ladies out there on the dance floor 10 00:52:33,290 --> 00:52:35,996 ready to go ahead and shake that ass and get they freak on. 11 00:52:36,038 --> 00:52:37,996 To my fellas out there who ain't got no game-- 12 00:52:38,079 --> 00:52:39,328 yeah, I'm talkin' to you. 13 00:52:39,452 --> 00:52:41,867 Don't even trip on it, 'cause we ain't goin' nowhere. 14 00:52:41,910 --> 00:52:44,822 We locked in this bitch for four more hours till we touch down, 15 00:52:44,865 --> 00:52:47,031 so you might as well go ahead and get your swerve on. 16 00:52:47,155 --> 00:52:50,818 - Marshall, good to see you. - It's good to see you. 17 00:52:50,861 --> 00:52:53,193 This is Heather. She's turnin' 18 today. 18 00:52:53,277 --> 00:52:54,442 Happy birthday. 19 00:52:54,525 --> 00:52:56,858 - Thank you. - Captain Mack is buyin' her 20 00:52:56,940 --> 00:52:58,105 her first drink. 21 00:52:58,190 --> 00:52:59,605 What can I get for you? 22 00:52:59,688 --> 00:53:01,354 Surprise me. 23 00:53:01,438 --> 00:53:02,853 I got just what you need. 24 00:53:04,101 --> 00:53:06,183 Girl, he is cute! 25 00:53:06,268 --> 00:53:07,475 I know. He's a looker. 26 00:53:09,308 --> 00:53:10,722 He'll hook you up. 27 00:53:18,592 --> 00:53:21,798 Cool! All right, have a good time. I gotta go back downstairs. 28 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,088 Keep an eye on her. 29 00:53:23,174 --> 00:53:24,589 Oh, I will. 30 00:53:24,672 --> 00:53:26,295 Not that kind of eye. 31 00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:27,710 It's Big Boy. 32 00:53:27,792 --> 00:53:28,960 What's goin' down, y'all? 33 00:53:29,043 --> 00:53:30,918 We gonna keep this motherfucker crackin' 34 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,206 until everybody in here pass the fuck out. 1 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,355 Yeah, this is my joint right here. 2 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,229 - Who'd you come here with? - Don't worry about that. 1 00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:55,726 - Please, Captain, I just-- - Hey, nigga! 2 00:53:55,811 --> 00:53:57,608 What part of "you ain't flyin' this motherfuckin' plane" 3 00:53:57,693 --> 00:53:59,240 don't you understand? 4 00:53:59,324 --> 00:54:01,375 Sit back and enjoy the ride, Idi Amin. 5 00:54:06,521 --> 00:54:08,778 What are you doing? You fool! 6 00:54:08,864 --> 00:54:11,498 Any motherfuckin' dry ass mushrooms of yours 7 00:54:11,583 --> 00:54:13,549 ain't gettin' me high no motherfuckin' way. 8 00:54:13,633 --> 00:54:15,682 You need to fuck with the white boys. They shit potent. 9 00:54:15,808 --> 00:54:17,063 White boys, American shit. 10 00:54:17,147 --> 00:54:19,114 This is African mushrooms, very dangerous. 11 00:54:19,156 --> 00:54:20,159 They can kill you! 12 00:54:20,286 --> 00:54:23,380 You ate 15 of them! These are topical, for the skin. 13 00:54:23,465 --> 00:54:26,392 I crush them up, and I put them... 14 00:54:28,819 --> 00:54:30,033 ... for my itching. 15 00:54:30,116 --> 00:54:31,998 Motherfucker, you got crabs?! 16 00:54:33,882 --> 00:54:37,062 This man got crabs. You ain't sittin' in the pilot's seat for sure. 17 00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:40,744 Ha ha, keep laughing. It's not funny. 18 00:54:41,663 --> 00:54:43,879 African crab is very aggressive. 19 00:54:45,052 --> 00:54:46,223 They hunt us. 20 00:54:47,312 --> 00:54:49,738 They can kill you. 21 00:54:49,779 --> 00:54:52,792 That motherfucker is crazy as fuck, man. 22 00:54:52,916 --> 00:54:54,800 They dangerous, and they kill you. 23 00:54:57,812 --> 00:54:59,569 Fuck! 24 00:54:59,655 --> 00:55:01,284 That Gaeman! 1 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,034 Excuse me. 2 00:55:06,116 --> 00:55:08,848 Motherfucker, did you just touch me? 3 00:55:08,929 --> 00:55:10,377 Yeah, I wanna get up in the club. 4 00:55:10,462 --> 00:55:12,861 - You on the list? - What list? 5 00:55:12,902 --> 00:55:14,722 The goddamn guest list. 6 00:55:14,806 --> 00:55:16,377 - Are you on it? - I don't know. 7 00:55:16,461 --> 00:55:18,447 You don't know? What's your name? 8 00:55:18,487 --> 00:55:19,892 Elvis Hunkee. 9 00:55:21,217 --> 00:55:23,451 I wouldn't even have wrote no shit down like that, homey. 10 00:55:23,576 --> 00:55:25,726 Maybe it's under The King, 11 00:55:25,809 --> 00:55:27,836 'cause my friends, they call me "The King". 12 00:55:27,921 --> 00:55:28,913 It's my nickname. 13 00:55:29,036 --> 00:55:31,395 I ain't your friend, and you ain't no king, motherfucker. 14 00:55:31,436 --> 00:55:32,885 Right. 15 00:55:32,967 --> 00:55:36,110 Move! I'm talkin' to you. 16 00:55:36,194 --> 00:55:37,890 What's up? Go right in. 17 00:55:43,972 --> 00:55:46,577 All right, put 'em up. 18 00:55:46,620 --> 00:55:47,985 It's go time. 19 00:55:48,068 --> 00:55:50,508 It's definitely go time, motherfucker. 20 00:55:50,591 --> 00:55:52,908 You about to get the best damn ass-whippin'. 21 00:55:52,991 --> 00:55:55,680 I hope the little bitch you're lookin' for is worth dyin' for. 22 00:55:55,804 --> 00:55:58,122 She is, 'cause that little bitch is my daughter. 23 00:56:00,686 --> 00:56:01,678 Your daughter? 24 00:56:04,492 --> 00:56:06,726 Why didn't you say that shit, man? 25 00:56:06,809 --> 00:56:08,629 I got five daughters, man. 26 00:56:08,669 --> 00:56:12,228 The little one, Trina, every time I see her. 27 00:56:12,269 --> 00:56:16,158 she just runs into my arms, like, "Daddy. Daddy!" 28 00:56:16,241 --> 00:56:18,144 We have little tea parties and shit. 29 00:56:18,226 --> 00:56:20,378 The little cups, and I put the little hat on. 30 00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:23,936 Little table, man. It was so beautiful. 31 00:56:24,019 --> 00:56:25,673 My heart would, like, explode. 32 00:56:25,757 --> 00:56:28,777 Yeah, I need to go upstairs. 33 00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:31,342 - I miss my babies. - I miss mine, too. She's upstairs. 34 00:56:31,466 --> 00:56:33,865 I never see them. I'm always busy securin' shit. 35 00:56:33,948 --> 00:56:36,183 - Honest living. - I never see 'em, dawg. 36 00:56:36,265 --> 00:56:38,622 Secure your shit. 37 00:56:40,443 --> 00:56:42,884 Secure your shit. Go get your girl, man. 38 00:56:43,008 --> 00:56:44,374 Go get your little girl. 39 00:56:45,533 --> 00:56:47,021 Take care of your family, man! 40 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,116 Who's on the list? 1 00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:53,887 Yo, Captain. I got to go drain the monster. 2 00:56:53,972 --> 00:56:55,703 What the hell's taking Gay-man so long? 3 00:56:55,790 --> 00:56:57,521 I don't know, I ain't his mama. 4 00:56:57,605 --> 00:56:59,337 Matter of fact, why don't you page him 5 00:56:59,380 --> 00:57:02,252 and tell him to bring his bitch ass up here 911. 6 00:57:03,898 --> 00:57:05,041 Attention, Gay-man. 7 00:57:05,124 --> 00:57:07,996 Attention, Gay-man, I have to go drain the monster. 8 00:57:08,081 --> 00:57:10,405 Return to the cockpit immediately. 9 00:57:29,794 --> 00:57:32,666 Man, I wouldn't answer that shit if I was you, homey. 1 00:57:56,300 --> 00:57:58,300 Mugsy! What you doing? 1 00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:03,222 Who the hell said cut? 2 00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:07,839 Yeah. Who the hell said cut? The director says cut. Damn! 3 00:58:07,922 --> 00:58:09,545 Look, Nashawn. I already know, dawg. 4 00:58:09,669 --> 00:58:12,330 Come here. Is that the Ying Yang Twins? 5 00:58:12,415 --> 00:58:14,161 Yeah. 6 00:58:14,246 --> 00:58:16,159 Watch out. Ying Yang Twins! 7 00:58:16,199 --> 00:58:17,364 What's up, baby? 8 00:58:19,651 --> 00:58:21,231 Don't drink gasoline. We got a bar. 9 00:58:21,314 --> 00:58:23,310 I had a gold tooth. I shoulda kept it for this. 10 00:58:23,395 --> 00:58:24,392 Why y'all stop rollin'? 11 00:58:24,477 --> 00:58:25,474 'Cause you came in. 12 00:58:25,558 --> 00:58:27,513 No, don't stop on account of me, I'm the owner. 13 00:58:27,553 --> 00:58:30,007 Nashawn Wade--that's me. I'm the boss of this. 14 00:58:30,091 --> 00:58:32,254 - Hey, roll camera! - Who said roll camera? 15 00:58:32,336 --> 00:58:34,623 I say roll camera. 16 00:58:34,665 --> 00:58:36,537 - That's my job. - That's his job. 17 00:58:36,621 --> 00:58:39,863 Chris, I'm tellin' ya, we need more sexy in this video. 18 00:58:39,948 --> 00:58:41,319 Let's go, Tamika. Get in there. 19 00:58:46,309 --> 00:58:47,393 This cool? 20 00:58:52,050 --> 00:58:54,959 - Yes, sir. - Tamika, let's get in there. 21 00:58:55,050 --> 00:58:56,050 Roll camera. 1 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,513 - Here you are, sir. - Thank you. 2 00:59:12,588 --> 00:59:16,275 Lil' John back there. Shake it like a salt shaker! 3 00:59:16,358 --> 00:59:19,124 Can I get a glass of Hypno with some ice, please? 4 00:59:19,209 --> 00:59:21,637 - Coming right up. - What you doin' by yourself? 5 00:59:21,679 --> 00:59:24,151 - Go have a good time. - No, thanks. 6 00:59:24,193 --> 00:59:27,923 - You okay? - No. 7 00:59:28,005 --> 00:59:30,101 So what's goin' on? 8 00:59:30,185 --> 00:59:33,871 My son Billy--he doesn't want to be anything like me. 9 00:59:33,997 --> 00:59:35,673 He says I got no flavor. 10 00:59:35,715 --> 00:59:38,479 My daughter Heather-- she's growin' up so fast. 11 00:59:38,564 --> 00:59:42,209 It seems like yesterday I was teachin' her to ride a bike. 12 00:59:42,334 --> 00:59:43,758 Now she's out there... 13 00:59:45,141 --> 00:59:46,229 Hey, what is tea-bagging? 14 00:59:48,954 --> 00:59:50,211 That's the shit! 15 00:59:50,294 --> 00:59:53,267 That's where you take your balls and dip 'em in a freak mouth. 16 00:59:53,353 --> 00:59:55,572 you keep goin' up and down like... 17 00:59:57,458 --> 01:00:01,606 - Then you dip, right. - I got it. Thank you. 18 01:00:01,689 --> 01:00:03,866 I got a little carried away. 19 01:00:03,951 --> 01:00:07,345 Gettin' back on the subject-- you raise your kids right, 20 01:00:07,387 --> 01:00:09,229 eventually they gonna wanna move on 21 01:00:09,315 --> 01:00:10,614 and find they own path. 22 01:00:10,738 --> 01:00:14,761 You're probably right. You're a lucky man, Nashawn. 23 01:00:14,887 --> 01:00:16,394 I wouldn't say that. 24 01:00:16,477 --> 01:00:18,866 It took me gettin' everything I ever wanted 25 01:00:18,950 --> 01:00:20,624 to realize I lost the best thing I ever had. 26 01:00:20,709 --> 01:00:22,261 What was her name? 27 01:00:22,301 --> 01:00:25,527 - Giselle. - That's a beautiful name. 28 01:00:25,612 --> 01:00:27,077 Bet she's beautiful. 29 01:00:27,161 --> 01:00:29,968 Very. Very! 30 01:00:30,009 --> 01:00:31,478 Still love her? 31 01:00:31,519 --> 01:00:33,027 Course I do. 32 01:00:33,068 --> 01:00:34,702 Then go do somethin' about it. 33 01:00:34,828 --> 01:00:36,545 Listen, when I met my Barbara. 34 01:00:36,586 --> 01:00:39,688 I knew that moment I'd move heaven and earth to be with her. 35 01:00:39,730 --> 01:00:41,697 I knew that she was worth it. 36 01:00:41,741 --> 01:00:43,793 So you happy now? 37 01:00:43,877 --> 01:00:45,513 Not really. 38 01:00:45,595 --> 01:00:49,114 Last time I saw her, she was with this tall model type. 39 01:00:50,161 --> 01:00:51,920 A real handsome black guy? 40 01:00:51,963 --> 01:00:52,968 Yeah. 41 01:00:53,052 --> 01:00:54,224 Sittin' in low class? 42 01:00:54,310 --> 01:00:55,608 Yeah. 43 01:00:55,649 --> 01:00:57,240 Got a dick like a fire hose? 44 01:00:57,326 --> 01:00:59,169 Yeah. 45 01:00:59,252 --> 01:01:01,725 Yeah, you lost her. 46 01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:06,248 - Can he get another one? - Double. 47 01:01:06,332 --> 01:01:08,217 Have you talked to her? 48 01:01:08,301 --> 01:01:10,396 She can't talk. She must have vocal cord damage. 49 01:01:10,481 --> 01:01:11,486 I can believe it. 1 01:01:13,304 --> 01:01:17,520 Man, if my baby mama page me one more time, I swear to God... 2 01:01:17,647 --> 01:01:19,628 What she want? 3 01:01:19,670 --> 01:01:22,286 This motherfuckin' bitch wants some more child support money 4 01:01:22,370 --> 01:01:23,552 'cause she heard I got this job. 5 01:01:23,678 --> 01:01:25,449 I can't believe these hos nowadays. 6 01:01:25,535 --> 01:01:27,980 She extortin' you? That's messed up, man. 7 01:01:28,064 --> 01:01:29,750 But you know what? 8 01:01:29,835 --> 01:01:32,071 If I crash this motherfucker into a mountain right now, 9 01:01:32,154 --> 01:01:33,714 the bitch can't get shit from me. 10 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:34,811 Watch this. 11 01:01:40,292 --> 01:01:42,022 Oh, shit! 12 01:01:42,106 --> 01:01:47,547 Shit, my nigga! Oh, shit! Hold on, cuz! 13 01:01:47,632 --> 01:01:49,949 - Oh, shit! - Here we go. 14 01:01:55,178 --> 01:01:57,120 That shit was funny as hell. 15 01:01:57,203 --> 01:01:59,226 I know they trippin' off this shit in the back. 16 01:02:02,981 --> 01:02:06,059 You fuckin' high, dawg. You startin' to scare me now. 17 01:02:08,549 --> 01:02:09,729 Here ya go. 18 01:02:09,770 --> 01:02:12,554 I'm gonna bounce before Gay-dude and Riggs come back. 19 01:02:12,639 --> 01:02:14,621 All right, my nigga. 20 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:23,561 I'm put this bitch on autopilot so I can enjoy myself. 1 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:30,641 Captain Mack need to kick back 2 01:02:30,768 --> 01:02:33,894 and enjoy this motherfuckin' situation. 3 01:02:34,023 --> 01:02:37,234 Oh, shit. Last mushroom. 4 01:02:37,277 --> 01:02:39,418 Might as well go on and take this to the head. 5 01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:46,397 Dry-ass mushroom, African motherfucker. 1 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,058 Here you are, sir. 2 01:03:12,752 --> 01:03:16,010 Oh, hey, that's my dad. I need to talk to him. 3 01:03:18,379 --> 01:03:19,394 Hi, Daddy. 4 01:03:20,536 --> 01:03:21,719 Happy birthday, Heather. 5 01:03:23,327 --> 01:03:24,638 You mad at me? 6 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:29,205 No, Actually, I'm just glad to hear you call me daddy for a change, 7 01:03:29,248 --> 01:03:30,390 It's been a while, 8 01:03:30,433 --> 01:03:32,589 Usually it's shithead or asshole or something, 9 01:03:32,674 --> 01:03:35,592 I'm sorry. It's just I hate that you're with Boobra. 10 01:03:35,676 --> 01:03:39,188 Barbara... and I are not together anymore. 11 01:03:39,272 --> 01:03:42,275 I'm still upset that you and Mom aren't together. 12 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,432 I'm sorry about that, honey. 13 01:03:45,490 --> 01:03:48,027 But your mom's with Dorothy now. 14 01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:50,946 I'd like to be with your mom. 15 01:03:51,030 --> 01:03:53,525 Hell, I'd love to be with your mom and Dorothy. 16 01:03:53,611 --> 01:03:55,428 But that's not important. 17 01:03:55,514 --> 01:03:57,755 What's important is that you know that I'm your dad, 18 01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:00,715 and whether you're 18 or 48 or 88, I'm gonna still protect you 19 01:04:00,758 --> 01:04:01,815 because I love you. 20 01:04:03,718 --> 01:04:04,987 I love you, too, Daddy. 21 01:04:06,469 --> 01:04:08,583 I'll always be your little girl. 22 01:04:08,667 --> 01:04:09,683 Right. 23 01:04:09,766 --> 01:04:11,078 I will. 24 01:04:11,163 --> 01:04:12,644 What about all that stuff tonight? 25 01:04:12,727 --> 01:04:14,927 Oh, don't worry. I didn't do anything. 26 01:04:15,012 --> 01:04:16,492 Really? 27 01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:18,353 I was just saying stuff to get you mad. 28 01:04:20,087 --> 01:04:22,624 I don't even know what half that stuff is. 29 01:04:22,710 --> 01:04:25,585 What's tea-bagging anyway? 30 01:04:25,672 --> 01:04:27,319 That's when you get down on top... 31 01:04:27,404 --> 01:04:28,757 Dad! 32 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,930 Apparently, it's the shit. Come here. 1 01:04:37,581 --> 01:04:41,489 Good evening, Cap. Is it cool if I come in? 2 01:04:49,348 --> 01:04:51,489 This is tight up in here, dawg. 3 01:04:51,570 --> 01:04:53,546 I'm not gonna beat around the bush, man. 4 01:04:53,628 --> 01:04:55,149 I'll get straight to the point. 5 01:04:55,233 --> 01:04:58,894 Me and my girl--we overly ambitious members of the mile-high club. 6 01:04:58,976 --> 01:05:02,803 I was wondering if you would let us come in here, 7 01:05:02,885 --> 01:05:06,052 and, we could, like, do it. 8 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,028 All right, cool. 1 01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:24,014 Hey, this is my girl. 2 01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:26,641 Hi, Captain. 3 01:05:28,070 --> 01:05:30,000 I know you got stuff to do, 4 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:31,860 so we just gonna do our thing, man. 5 01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:36,874 No, no. Ain't that my game. 6 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,885 Ooh, yeah. I like the way you doin' that. 1 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,250 - How's that? - Oh, it's good, daddy. 2 01:05:43,291 --> 01:05:44,893 You the king. 3 01:05:46,078 --> 01:05:47,908 Tastes like chocolate puddin'. 4 01:05:48,054 --> 01:05:49,789 Gots to have you right now. 5 01:05:50,066 --> 01:05:52,094 - Got to have you right now, girl! - Nasty fool! 6 01:06:04,937 --> 01:06:07,763 Oh, shit. That nigga dead! He dead! 7 01:06:09,863 --> 01:06:11,198 Get your ass off me! 8 01:06:11,274 --> 01:06:13,795 He's dead! This nigga's dead! 9 01:06:13,870 --> 01:06:14,900 This nigga's dead! 10 01:06:18,490 --> 01:06:19,750 The captain is dead! 11 01:06:20,971 --> 01:06:22,040 Pork chop grease. 12 01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:26,124 I'll take care of it. The captain's dead! 1 01:06:29,877 --> 01:06:32,098 That's our motto: we fly, we party, we land. 2 01:06:32,182 --> 01:06:33,817 That's what we tryin' to do, man. 3 01:06:33,901 --> 01:06:35,661 Nashawn, we gotta talk. 4 01:06:35,702 --> 01:06:37,378 I want to talk to you, too. 5 01:06:38,510 --> 01:06:39,682 The captain is dead. 6 01:06:39,725 --> 01:06:41,275 Dead? 7 01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:44,670 Wait a minute. Are we talkin' Tupac dead. 8 01:06:44,754 --> 01:06:46,682 Iike maybe he is or maybe he isn't, 9 01:06:46,766 --> 01:06:49,447 or Wilt Chamberlain dead, like he ain't checkin' back in the game? 10 01:06:49,532 --> 01:06:51,123 Dead like he can't fly this plane, dead. 11 01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:54,141 People are freakin' out. 12 01:06:57,326 --> 01:07:00,345 It's Muggsy hirin' these prison pilots. 13 01:07:00,385 --> 01:07:02,565 You know what. That's what we got a copilot for. 14 01:07:02,690 --> 01:07:05,121 All we gotta do is find Gaeman, because I hired him. 15 01:07:05,205 --> 01:07:07,174 He's a professional, and we should be cool. 16 01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:11,282 Yes, counterclockwise. Move your ass, baby. 17 01:07:11,365 --> 01:07:13,838 Don't forget to squeeze my nipple like a cow. 18 01:07:15,094 --> 01:07:18,741 Would you like to see my African walking stick? 19 01:07:18,782 --> 01:07:20,544 Hey, hey, Gaeman. 20 01:07:20,628 --> 01:07:24,273 Oh, my God. Move over! How are you, sir? 21 01:07:24,316 --> 01:07:29,174 I was taking a bath, I was dirty. You are clean now, ladies. 22 01:07:29,260 --> 01:07:32,486 I got an emergency, I need you to fly the plane. 23 01:07:32,570 --> 01:07:34,205 The plane? 24 01:07:34,331 --> 01:07:35,294 Yeah. 25 01:07:35,421 --> 01:07:37,725 - Me? Fly the plane? - Yes. 26 01:07:37,809 --> 01:07:39,736 Oh, my God! I get to fly. 27 01:07:39,778 --> 01:07:40,743 They will have a parade! 28 01:07:40,868 --> 01:07:43,298 Go, Gaeman! Move out the way! 29 01:07:43,384 --> 01:07:46,400 Move, you bitches! I have to fly the plane. 30 01:07:46,441 --> 01:07:48,077 What's wrong with you? 31 01:07:49,879 --> 01:07:50,968 Oh, shit! 32 01:07:52,433 --> 01:07:53,902 He fell hard. 33 01:07:53,984 --> 01:07:55,703 Gaeman! 34 01:08:00,564 --> 01:08:02,030 God damn! 35 01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:05,510 What the hell am l supposed to do now? 36 01:08:05,635 --> 01:08:09,113 You're gonna find some way to land this plane. 37 01:08:09,239 --> 01:08:11,250 Meet me in the cockpit, okay? 38 01:08:14,100 --> 01:08:16,447 - Meet you? - In the cockpit. 1 01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:29,269 I got one more left. 2 01:08:33,059 --> 01:08:35,827 Here you go. You gotta pull one of these damn cords. 3 01:08:35,954 --> 01:08:37,573 I don't want this shit, man. 4 01:08:37,658 --> 01:08:39,360 I'm responsible for these people. 5 01:08:39,487 --> 01:08:40,935 I gotta try something. 6 01:08:41,022 --> 01:08:42,895 Fuck them. What are you, sick? 7 01:08:42,980 --> 01:08:46,302 I know you, all right? You can't even ride a bike. 8 01:08:46,387 --> 01:08:47,876 How do you expect to land this thing? 9 01:08:48,004 --> 01:08:49,324 It don't even-- 10 01:08:51,112 --> 01:08:52,475 It don't even matter. 11 01:08:52,561 --> 01:08:54,137 I'm not runnin' out like I always do. 12 01:08:54,222 --> 01:08:56,733 I'm gonna face this shit. If you wanna go, go. 13 01:08:58,267 --> 01:09:00,779 If you goin', go. You gotta pull this one. 14 01:09:00,864 --> 01:09:03,162 Hey, don't be grabbin' my cord. 15 01:09:03,249 --> 01:09:06,228 You gonna make my chute ejaculate prematurely, 16 01:09:10,955 --> 01:09:13,510 Baby, watch your head. Don't let that touch you. 17 01:09:13,594 --> 01:09:18,066 - I got a dead pilot, man. - Just go. God damn! 18 01:09:18,150 --> 01:09:21,048 Oh, my God! Not like this. 19 01:09:25,516 --> 01:09:29,008 Listen, Giselle... in case something happens, 20 01:09:29,094 --> 01:09:30,882 there's something I need to get off my chest. 21 01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:33,053 That night when you and I broke up. 22 01:09:33,138 --> 01:09:34,714 I was on your porch. 23 01:09:34,842 --> 01:09:39,186 I overheard you and your father arguing about college. 1 01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:41,290 What do you mean, you're not goin' away to college? 2 01:09:41,372 --> 01:09:44,030 It's too far, I want to stay here where Nashawn is. 3 01:09:44,113 --> 01:09:47,558 You gotta go, I been waitin' 18 years for this day 4 01:09:47,683 --> 01:09:49,011 to have the house to myself. 5 01:09:49,094 --> 01:09:51,295 I'm not going. 6 01:09:51,377 --> 01:09:54,822 You always dreamed of going to NYU. 7 01:09:55,902 --> 01:09:58,269 Now they're offering you a full scholarship. 8 01:09:58,351 --> 01:09:59,887 You tellin' me you're not goin' 9 01:09:59,971 --> 01:10:02,377 because of some little poop butt ass nigga 10 01:10:02,461 --> 01:10:03,872 who can't even keep a job! 11 01:10:03,955 --> 01:10:07,442 Dad, I'm sorry, but I can't leave Nashawn. 12 01:10:07,526 --> 01:10:09,643 I love him and he loves me. 13 01:10:09,725 --> 01:10:12,673 You are going to college. You're not messin' up my plans. 14 01:10:12,756 --> 01:10:15,828 I didn't want you to throw all that away because of me. 15 01:10:15,911 --> 01:10:17,905 I can get $200 a month for that room. 16 01:10:17,986 --> 01:10:20,436 I just want you to know that I'm sorry, Giselle. 17 01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:23,258 - Hey, baby. - I'm so sorry for hurting you. 18 01:10:24,214 --> 01:10:26,663 Leaving you was the biggest mistake of my life. 19 01:10:28,323 --> 01:10:29,403 For what it's worth... 20 01:10:32,308 --> 01:10:34,508 I never stopped loving you. 21 01:10:43,599 --> 01:10:45,676 You better get in there. You got a plane to land. 22 01:10:48,955 --> 01:10:50,573 Yeah. 23 01:10:55,679 --> 01:10:59,582 Cool. I'm cool. I got it. I got it right now. 24 01:11:01,907 --> 01:11:03,111 Mayday. 25 01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:08,507 SOS. 26 01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:10,500 I said SOS. 27 01:11:16,353 --> 01:11:17,432 Come down, selecta. 28 01:11:17,516 --> 01:11:18,595 - Nashawn! - What? 29 01:11:18,678 --> 01:11:20,505 Are you gonna cut a demo or radio in? 30 01:11:20,587 --> 01:11:22,040 I don't know what to say. 31 01:11:22,123 --> 01:11:25,362 I got something. Hello? This is Nashawn Wade, 32 01:11:25,485 --> 01:11:27,603 owner of NWA Airlines. 33 01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,301 Yes, sir, the black one. 34 01:11:30,384 --> 01:11:32,169 No, don't hang up. Hello? 35 01:11:32,212 --> 01:11:34,535 Can you please help us? We got a situation here. 36 01:11:34,660 --> 01:11:38,354 My pilot died, and I got people on the back of my plane 37 01:11:38,396 --> 01:11:40,970 asking for help and--hello? 38 01:11:44,582 --> 01:11:46,781 They put me on hold. 39 01:11:46,823 --> 01:11:50,934 Due to the high number of calls, your estimated wait time 40 01:11:51,016 --> 01:11:53,091 - is 45 minutes. - What are you doing here? 41 01:11:53,134 --> 01:11:54,460 We family, man. 42 01:11:54,545 --> 01:11:57,573 We was in this from the beginning, we gonna ride this out to the end. 43 01:11:57,658 --> 01:11:59,069 That's my nigga, man. 44 01:12:00,938 --> 01:12:04,009 Look at my watch. What's up, G? 45 01:12:04,093 --> 01:12:07,082 Excuse me. I represent three of the four white people on board. 46 01:12:07,164 --> 01:12:09,987 I want to tell you fellas we are behind you 100%. 47 01:12:11,107 --> 01:12:12,684 What? Hunkee, please. 48 01:12:12,769 --> 01:12:14,885 I'm just here to find the little black box 49 01:12:14,969 --> 01:12:17,210 so I can wrap my big, black ass around it. 50 01:12:17,293 --> 01:12:20,283 If I have to ride that tiny, indestructible motherfucker 51 01:12:20,364 --> 01:12:21,902 30,000 feet to safety, 52 01:12:21,984 --> 01:12:24,891 trust you'll hear bitch screamin'. "Hi ho, Silver". 53 01:12:24,973 --> 01:12:26,592 Where's the box? 54 01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:29,664 I really want to thank y'all for giving me all this confidence. 55 01:12:29,747 --> 01:12:32,653 - I really feel it, I do. - You're welcome. 56 01:12:32,735 --> 01:12:34,437 Somebody knows how to land this plane, 57 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:35,932 this would be the time to speak. 58 01:12:35,975 --> 01:12:38,216 I saw a show on the Discovery channel, 59 01:12:38,298 --> 01:12:40,000 but that was about motorcycles. 60 01:12:50,172 --> 01:12:51,708 Take control of the plane. 61 01:12:51,749 --> 01:12:52,745 What? 62 01:12:52,828 --> 01:12:55,609 You have to disengage the autopilot. 63 01:12:55,691 --> 01:12:56,730 How do you know that? 64 01:12:56,813 --> 01:12:59,096 I used to date this pilot, 65 01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:02,044 and we would make love in the cockpit. 66 01:13:02,085 --> 01:13:07,065 You haven't had an orgasm until you've had it during descent. 67 01:13:07,190 --> 01:13:10,014 Bitch, can you land this plane? 68 01:13:10,098 --> 01:13:12,629 Show me where it is, Blanca. What is it? 69 01:13:13,750 --> 01:13:15,535 I don't remember. 70 01:13:15,619 --> 01:13:16,780 That's what I told you... 71 01:13:16,864 --> 01:13:18,150 I need you to go to the back then. 72 01:13:18,233 --> 01:13:19,438 No, hold on. 73 01:13:19,521 --> 01:13:21,595 Last time I was here... 74 01:13:29,941 --> 01:13:31,309 Here, here! 75 01:13:31,392 --> 01:13:32,348 There it is. Push it. 76 01:13:32,430 --> 01:13:33,385 Somebody help her. 77 01:13:33,469 --> 01:13:35,046 Okay, I gotta grab it. 78 01:13:37,370 --> 01:13:39,238 Guess I had a little control right away. 79 01:13:39,363 --> 01:13:41,148 I'm flyin', y'all. 80 01:13:41,231 --> 01:13:44,220 Okay, what's next, Blanca? 81 01:13:44,303 --> 01:13:45,590 I would... 82 01:13:48,952 --> 01:13:50,157 Yes, the flaps! 83 01:13:50,239 --> 01:13:51,817 The flaps! Adjusting the flaps. 84 01:13:51,899 --> 01:13:53,352 What's next? 85 01:13:53,436 --> 01:13:56,093 I think it was... the trim. 86 01:13:58,335 --> 01:13:59,995 I cannot hear her. 87 01:14:00,078 --> 01:14:02,485 I got it. I see what you're sayin'. 88 01:14:02,528 --> 01:14:03,606 What's next? 89 01:14:03,648 --> 01:14:06,679 I don't know. This is where he usually pops the cork. 90 01:14:07,549 --> 01:14:09,459 We are so fucked! 91 01:14:09,502 --> 01:14:11,411 Don't panic, please. You're gonna be okay. 92 01:14:11,493 --> 01:14:13,777 You can't use that phone while we're on the plane. 93 01:14:13,902 --> 01:14:15,562 Girl, please, they say that to rip you off. 94 01:14:15,685 --> 01:14:17,140 They want you to use their phone. 95 01:14:17,264 --> 01:14:19,173 - I am calling for some help. - No, I'm telling you. 96 01:14:19,256 --> 01:14:20,917 Don't be hardheaded. Don't use that phone. 97 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,702 Fuck that! 1 01:14:47,105 --> 01:14:50,014 Okay. All right. We back on track right now. 2 01:14:50,097 --> 01:14:51,553 What next, Blanca? 3 01:14:51,678 --> 01:14:53,298 The wheels. 4 01:14:54,503 --> 01:14:55,668 Muggsy, pull the wheels down. 5 01:14:55,750 --> 01:14:57,162 Grab the wheel and do it slow. 6 01:14:58,285 --> 01:14:59,740 I feel it comin' down, y'all, 7 01:15:01,984 --> 01:15:03,023 Oh, yes! 8 01:15:03,106 --> 01:15:07,512 Oh, D.J., this is it! It's gonna happen this time, baby. 9 01:15:07,595 --> 01:15:10,754 We about to die, you got me tied up down here. 10 01:15:10,795 --> 01:15:12,541 Damn it, I don't give a fuck. 11 01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:15,575 We goin' to heaven with one last nut. 12 01:15:15,618 --> 01:15:16,947 Nigga, stay focused! 13 01:15:17,030 --> 01:15:19,025 Yeah! I'm doin' it! 14 01:15:26,922 --> 01:15:31,826 I told you it was the turbulence. You don't want none of this. 15 01:15:38,768 --> 01:15:39,806 Here we go. 16 01:15:39,890 --> 01:15:41,593 We gonna land. 17 01:15:54,478 --> 01:15:56,681 New York, here we go! This is it right here. 18 01:15:56,806 --> 01:15:58,095 That's the ground! 19 01:16:17,878 --> 01:16:20,538 We made it. We gonna live. 20 01:16:20,620 --> 01:16:22,657 I did it. We down. 21 01:16:22,740 --> 01:16:27,977 You did it! That's just what you do, cousin. 22 01:16:28,103 --> 01:16:29,100 Exactly what I do! 23 01:16:29,224 --> 01:16:32,383 You see what I'm sayin'? I was so scared. 24 01:16:32,424 --> 01:16:34,295 You crazy bitch! Fuck this airline! 25 01:16:34,419 --> 01:16:38,119 You know what, she was on the way out anyway. 26 01:16:38,159 --> 01:16:41,485 - Forget her, baby. You did it. - I did. 27 01:16:45,558 --> 01:16:47,345 Yeah, I can do that. 28 01:16:48,592 --> 01:16:50,546 All right, y'all with the mushy stuff. 29 01:16:50,630 --> 01:16:52,583 I'm a go check on the passengers. 30 01:16:52,665 --> 01:16:54,828 - Y'all just too cute. - My boy. 31 01:16:58,028 --> 01:17:00,479 Maybe we should go, too. We should check on 'em, too. 32 01:17:00,561 --> 01:17:02,017 All right. Come on. 33 01:17:03,180 --> 01:17:05,300 What a day. 34 01:17:07,003 --> 01:17:10,370 Wait a minute. Hold that, sugar dumplin'. 35 01:17:11,992 --> 01:17:13,571 I don't know what smells better-- 36 01:17:13,654 --> 01:17:17,020 the New York air or your magnificent perfume. 37 01:17:17,104 --> 01:17:20,096 Why, thank you. That's very kind of you. 38 01:17:21,594 --> 01:17:23,048 Wait a minute. 39 01:17:26,539 --> 01:17:28,160 That's an Adam's apple. 40 01:17:28,243 --> 01:17:31,193 I'm a player, but I don't play that way. Floor walker! 41 01:17:31,278 --> 01:17:32,482 No, I... 42 01:17:32,606 --> 01:17:34,519 - Hey, Muggs. - Yo, cousin. 43 01:17:34,601 --> 01:17:36,265 That's what I'm talkin' about. We made it! 44 01:17:36,389 --> 01:17:39,672 What kind of shit-- this is Central Park. 45 01:17:39,755 --> 01:17:42,416 Where is Central Park? It's in New York, ain't it? 46 01:17:42,499 --> 01:17:44,286 You got JFK, LaGuardia, Newark-- 47 01:17:44,370 --> 01:17:46,488 What you need an airport for, you got all this grass? 48 01:17:46,572 --> 01:17:50,937 Ain't this a bitch? This nigga is pissin' on the plane! 49 01:17:51,019 --> 01:17:53,971 That's your problem. You always thinkin' on the nega-- 50 01:17:55,550 --> 01:17:59,789 Hell, no, I know they didn't just steal my damn rims. 51 01:17:59,872 --> 01:18:02,116 That's what your punk ass get. 52 01:18:02,199 --> 01:18:04,236 You know how hard it is to get 84-inch rims? 53 01:18:04,361 --> 01:18:06,813 That's a big-ass tire for a little-ass plane 54 01:18:06,896 --> 01:18:07,976 and a short-ass nigga. 55 01:18:08,101 --> 01:18:10,346 Why don't you go put a doughnut in your mouth? 56 01:18:10,429 --> 01:18:12,632 I am going to sue your ass, I am gonna sue the airline... 57 01:18:12,673 --> 01:18:14,668 That's all you do is complain. 58 01:18:14,752 --> 01:18:17,827 It doesn't matter, I'm not gonna let you spoil this for me. 59 01:18:17,911 --> 01:18:20,403 I tell you what, Muggs, take everybody upstairs. 60 01:18:20,488 --> 01:18:22,108 Drinks on me. Let's party! 61 01:18:23,645 --> 01:18:25,516 And we did party. 62 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:29,091 Just like I told y'all-- we fly, we party and we land. 000 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:56,000 Subs Synced By Gallotti