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Are you a top or a bottom?
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I beg your pardon?
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I mean in real life.
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This is real life.
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Let me put it this way:
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Do you think we should get out of Iraq?
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Is your daddy paying for this?
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No.
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You're taking a picture of yourself at Ground Zero --
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do you smile?
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Get on the fucking bed!
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If you could have any superpower,
what would it be?
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The power to make you interesting.
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Do you think you'll ever have kids?
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You only have an hour.
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It's my money.
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Well, you fucking trust fund ** piece of fetish shit!
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I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry what?
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I'm sorry, Mistress Severin.
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But I'm serious.
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What are your thoughts on procreation?
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I want to do it by myself,
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in the dark.
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Like a worm.
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Can you describe your last orgasm?
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It was great.
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It was like time had stopped
and I was completely alone.
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Let's go, partner.
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I'm gonna miss my fucking train.
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Oh, God, oh.
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Oh, easy, easy.
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Were you sad afterwards?
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Yeah.
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Why?
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Cause time hadn't stopped.
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And I wasn't alone.
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Hey hon, I'm home!
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Hey.
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You doing yoga?
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Yeah.
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Sorry, I would have been here sooner.
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Somebody threw themselves in front of the L train.
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Hey.
- Hey.
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God, you're so sweaty.
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I love it.
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Wow!
- I just jerked off, actually.
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You did?
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Did you think of me?
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I'll go put on some clothes.
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This is recording!
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Fuck!
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When are you going to let me see
what you're working on?
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Soon.
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Thank you.
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Thank you...
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cutie.
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That was--
oh God, that was incredible.
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Definitely.
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Look, I do feel sorry for people who don't have what we have.
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Like Brad and Cheryl.
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Brad and Cheryl?
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Yeah, the couple I've been working with.
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Can you keep a secret?
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Of course I can keep a secret.
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Yesterday Cheryl told me
she's been faking her orgasms.
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She won't tell Brad because
she's afraid he'll break up with her.
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So I finally told her what I think she should do.
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What should she do?
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She should keep faking.
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It's a completely legitimate strategy to buy time.
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Really?
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Cause the thing is, if she tells Brad,
he's gonna think it's all his fault.
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You know?
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And the thing is, an orgasm
isn't something Brad can give her.
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She has to claim it for herself.
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What do you think?
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What do you mean with,
what do I think?
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Hi.
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Jamie and Jamie.
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Actually, I just started to call myself James again.
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I'm sorry. I keep forgetting.
- It's all right.
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Jamie and James.
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Tell me about yourselves.
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Well, I'm Jamie Mitchell.
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I was a child actor. I was on a
TV show called "One of the family".
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Where the rich black couple
adopted the poor white trash kid,
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and they didn't have the heart
to tell him he's not black?
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"I'm an albino!"
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I'm Canadian.
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Well, Jamie and I met
when I was doing research
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for "Take him from the streets".
I paid a street hustler.
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And -- James was -- well, he was --
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escorting at the time.
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James, what do you do now?
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Well, I don't hustle any more.
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Um, I guess I'm a...
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He's a lifeguard.
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Yeah, at a...
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a gym jacuzzi.
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Can you tell me why you're here?
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Recently we started about opening up our relationship, you know.
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Sexually.
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I was a little surprised when Jamie mentioned that he wanted to do this,
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and then I thought, well, we've been together five years,
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and -- I mean, let's face it,
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monogamy's for straight people.
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But we thought we should get an impartial opinion from a sex therapist.
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Dr Lin?
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Actually I prefer the term "couples counselor".
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Although I have a great deal of experience in sex therapy.
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Jamie, I'm wondering --
can you do me a big favor?
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Sure.
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Leave us alone.
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'K...
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Thanks.
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All right.
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Why are you here?
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Well, something did happen at work last week.
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Um, would you mind if I taped myself talking about this?
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See, I'm making this little film, and
I want to tape myself telling this story.
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Just me.
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Sure, OK.
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So I was at the gym last week...
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Oh, Jesus!
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There's something in there!
Something's on the bottom there!
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Can you help me?
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What was that?
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It must have been a brownout.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Everything's fine.
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You know, we're making some progress.
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I got to hear from James,
and now I'd love to hear from you, Jamie.
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Tell me what you need in your life right now.
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Well, I need Jamie.
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Besides James.
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We love each other so much.
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I just...
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I don't want to lose him.
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And I think about him and other guys,
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and then I think about me and other guys,
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and I think, maybe there's an opportunity here.
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I mean, there's a lot of good and cute people in the world who don't have any love in their lives,
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and I think we could help them.
I mean, I love cute people.
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Tell me what you need, in one sentence.
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I love everybody.
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That's not a need.
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I need to love everybody.
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Wait! Did you just hear me?
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"I need to love everybody"?
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How can I love everybody?
I can't even meet everybody!
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Wow! You're good!
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Thank you!
- Jamie...
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Thank you!
I'm having a breakthrough!
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Jamie, that's actually called a "false epiphany".
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Come on, give me a break!
Did you give him a breakthrough?
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You don't just dole out the breakthroughs.
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Well, you can!
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Don't you give yourself a breakthrough?
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I don't need a breakthrough.
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You're not gonna give me the breakthrough?
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I do not need a breakthrough.
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We all need breakthroughs.
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Well shut up and sit down!
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You shut up! And I...
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Sit down!
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Oh my God. I...
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I am so sorry.
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I'm not gonna charge you for this session.
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It's a...
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I'm preorgasmic.
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Does that mean you're about to have one?
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No.
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I've never had one.
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Get the hell out of here.
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Everybody hates you.
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Do you know who I am?
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Yes, I know who you are.
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Dr Donuts.
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Eat my twat, Dr Donuts!
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Fuck you!
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I hate carbs!
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What are you looking at?
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Nothing. Um--
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Jamie and, um, James told me to come here.
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What's your name?
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Sophia.
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Oh, Sophia! I'm Justin Bond.
I'm the mistress of Shortbus.
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Come on.
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Do you know what a shortbus is?
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No.
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You've heard of the Big Yellow School Bus?
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Well, this is the short one.
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It's a salon for the gifted and challenged.
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Hi-ha!
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That's Alice. She's got a cunt like a wizard's sleeve.
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This place has really taken off in the last few years,
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since all these young people started flocking to the city.
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Why would they come to New York?
It's so expensive to live here.
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9-11.
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It's the only thing real that's ever happened to them.
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Now in here is our performance room.
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But tonight we're having a film festival.
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They're boring as hell, but I've found the more boring they are,
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the more intelligent people think they are. But watch.
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"I'm an albino!"
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Oh, there's the Jamies.
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Hey. Mmm. Good to see you.
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Hi James.
- Hey.
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I'm so glad you came.
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I said to switch the films. We're gonna do
a three-hour Gertrude Stein documentary.
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That sounds like a real weenie shrinker.
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Come on, let's go get laid.
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You're gonna be all right?
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Yeah.
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What's the matter?
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Nothing.
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Are you sure you wanna try this tonight?
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No, that's too late.
It'll be good for us.
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Are you OK with it?
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Yeah...
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If you find somebody and I don't,
you know, that's totally cool.
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But if I find somebody and you don't,
that's a dealbreaker for me. I can't do that.
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No, don't do that.
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I spend half of my time blowing the NYPD to keep this place open.
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I barely have any time for myself.
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Here's the sex *** room.
This is where it all happens.
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Aren't they beautiful?
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It's not your average sort of Friday night event,
but people seem to be enjoying themselves.
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Last week we had some people in here,
I had to throw them out,
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'cause you know, this is my house...
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Oh, this is Creamy.
She's your maître d'.
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Pleased to meet you.
Can I help you with some condoms or lube?
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No, I'm fine, thank you.
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Well, then maybe some blondies.
These are cannabis-free,
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the pot corn isn't.
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Excuse me.
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Pot corn.
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These are actually not all for me.
Thank you so, so much.
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Why don't you come in and have a look?
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After all, voyeurism is participation.
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Well?
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Now come on.
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These bitches in there. Eating asses and sucking cock,
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and then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.
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Hi.
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Any bites?
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No.
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I love these little gadgets.
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Oh, this is Sophia.
She's a friend of the Jamies.
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You know the Jamies?
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I love the Jamies!
They're like the cutest couple in the whole world.
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Do you think you could introduce me to them?
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Yeah, probably.
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I'm Ceth, with a C.
- Justin...
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Hmm?
- Someone just came on your cat.
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It's not funny!
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Why can't they leave my pussy alone?
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What is that?
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That's the "yenta 650".
It's supposed to find me a husband.
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How does it work?
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I put in my profile...
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"I got a match for you!"
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Hi.
- I'm Magnus. And you are Keth?
266
00:22:34,784 --> 00:22:39,120
That's actually Ceth. So you're 1.9 meters tall?
What's that in feet and inches?
267
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,356
Do you know?
Where are you from?
268
00:22:42,391 --> 00:22:44,466
Canada. - Oh really?
- 6 1/2 feet.
269
00:22:45,342 --> 00:22:47,886
6 1/2. So that makes...
a 15 cm dick...
270
00:22:47,898 --> 00:22:48,798
Oh my God!
271
00:22:48,813 --> 00:22:51,190
Maybe we can talk about this if we sit?
272
00:22:51,191 --> 00:22:53,451
Yeah, I'll be right there.
- Great.
273
00:22:53,452 --> 00:22:54,472
Is my hair OK?
274
00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:56,373
Yeah, it's fine.
275
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:00,129
Thanks.
276
00:23:01,426 --> 00:23:02,907
Sophia, come sit with us.
277
00:23:02,908 --> 00:23:03,908
OK.
278
00:23:06,255 --> 00:23:08,737
You make it sound like the Loch Ness monster.
279
00:23:08,772 --> 00:23:11,791
It doesn't seem like it should be so hard to find.
280
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:15,987
It is so elusive, you know.
I'm starting to wonder if it's even natural.
281
00:23:15,988 --> 00:23:18,387
It's not necessary for procreation, is it?
282
00:23:18,388 --> 00:23:20,402
It only seems to appear in a handful of species
283
00:23:20,437 --> 00:23:24,856
like the rabbit, the ferret,
the bottle-nosed dolphin, the macaque, the bonobo,...
284
00:23:24,857 --> 00:23:28,017
"I'm an albino!"
285
00:23:28,018 --> 00:23:29,018
Thanks.
286
00:23:29,019 --> 00:23:32,366
Well I am, so it meant a lot to me.
287
00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:33,367
Oh, that means a lot to me, actually.
288
00:23:34,732 --> 00:23:35,732
Hey.
289
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:37,874
Hey.
290
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,223
You gonna be around later?
291
00:23:39,231 --> 00:23:40,131
Sure.
292
00:23:42,985 --> 00:23:44,127
Sorry. Go on.
293
00:23:44,128 --> 00:23:45,926
You know, I feel like we're inundated by images
294
00:23:45,961 --> 00:23:49,538
of these super deluxe babes in the throes of the ultimate orgasm...
295
00:23:49,573 --> 00:23:52,463
I think it's just some myth to sell more magazines.
296
00:23:53,454 --> 00:23:57,630
Whoa, myth? Did you just say that
female orgasms are a myth?
297
00:23:57,631 --> 00:23:58,631
Yeah.
298
00:23:58,632 --> 00:24:02,157
I'm here to tell you, sister, they're not.
- Here we go.
299
00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:04,080
I've seen them happen before.
They're completely real.
300
00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:06,559
Shabbos, Sophia.
Sophia, Shabbos.
301
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,560
Hey kids.
302
00:24:08,187 --> 00:24:10,156
Nice to meet you.
I'm Shabbos Goy,
303
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,693
and if you're Jewish
I can help you turn on your lights.
304
00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:15,932
I'm agnostic.
305
00:24:15,967 --> 00:24:16,854
Do you like performance art?
306
00:24:17,258 --> 00:24:17,944
Yeah, I do.
307
00:24:17,979 --> 00:24:20,234
OK, I'm gonna do a show soon, and I think that you should come to it.
308
00:24:20,235 --> 00:24:22,512
Might be a sort of therapeutic for your little problem.
309
00:24:22,547 --> 00:24:23,212
Excuse me?
310
00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:27,253
I have to say I find the fact that you can't have an orgasm completely unacceptable.
311
00:24:27,254 --> 00:24:28,678
I would really like to work with you.
312
00:24:28,679 --> 00:24:29,190
Shabbos!
313
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:30,849
Maybe I can help her!
314
00:24:30,850 --> 00:24:32,874
You know, I'm sort of like a orgasmic superhero.
315
00:24:33,131 --> 00:24:39,600
"Have I got a match for you? Oy, **! Oy, sheyne ponim! Sheyne ponim at 11 o'clock! Come on, just get off and go! Why so picky?"
316
00:24:40,681 --> 00:24:42,212
Shit!
317
00:24:42,213 --> 00:24:44,661
Sir, I'm so sorry. Are you OK?
318
00:24:44,696 --> 00:24:48,627
My pacemaker. This odd vibration.
319
00:24:48,774 --> 00:24:50,251
I'm so sorry.
320
00:24:50,252 --> 00:24:51,252
No, no...
321
00:24:51,253 --> 00:24:53,134
I think that was my Yenta.
322
00:24:53,135 --> 00:24:54,135
Your-- your who?
323
00:24:57,052 --> 00:24:59,724
Don't I know you from somewhere?
324
00:24:59,725 --> 00:25:01,956
Well...
325
00:25:01,991 --> 00:25:06,299
I used to be the mayor of New York.
326
00:25:08,661 --> 00:25:10,324
Oh my God.
327
00:25:10,325 --> 00:25:12,190
It's called "Ode to the female secretion",
328
00:25:12,225 --> 00:25:14,319
and it works in five different movements:
329
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,052
Lubrication, Lactation,
330
00:25:17,053 --> 00:25:19,305
Ejaculation --which is my favorite--,
331
00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:20,386
then Urinatinon and Menstruation.
332
00:25:20,450 --> 00:25:21,915
I think my throat's closing.
333
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:23,052
I can't use the last two.
334
00:25:23,053 --> 00:25:24,358
Are you a really heavy bleeder?
335
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,099
On my second and third days.
336
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:27,100
That's so hot.
337
00:25:28,709 --> 00:25:31,330
You know, I use menstrual blood as makeup in my show.
338
00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:35,584
Tampons. Just pull them right out, fresh from the fruit, and use it as lipstick.
339
00:25:35,585 --> 00:25:36,585
It's a period piece.
340
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:38,786
You're kidding.
341
00:25:39,123 --> 00:25:42,077
I should really use that in the show.
That's the first funny thing you've ever said in your life.
342
00:25:42,078 --> 00:25:44,036
Would you be interested in doing that?
343
00:25:44,037 --> 00:25:45,037
You mean, donating... my...
344
00:25:45,038 --> 00:25:47,701
Some of your menstrual blood for my face.
345
00:25:47,702 --> 00:25:48,702
Oh, come on now!
346
00:25:48,703 --> 00:25:49,203
What?
347
00:25:49,204 --> 00:25:50,704
Join the line!
348
00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:54,037
Did that make you...
I think it just made you uncomfortable
349
00:25:54,038 --> 00:25:54,837
because you're a little baby homo.
- What are you doing?
350
00:25:55,744 --> 00:25:57,710
Does this really have to do with an orgasm?
351
00:25:57,711 --> 00:25:58,711
It comes from her fucking pussy,
352
00:25:58,712 --> 00:26:00,376
why are you so fucking uncomfortable about it?
353
00:26:00,377 --> 00:26:01,377
I can deal with pussies!
354
00:26:01,378 --> 00:26:02,821
I'm around them all the time!
355
00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:04,748
I'm not talking about your fucking boyfriend.
356
00:26:06,304 --> 00:26:07,304
Get off of me!
357
00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:09,319
You got a boner!
358
00:26:09,633 --> 00:26:11,185
That's my cellphone, you fucking albino butch faggot!
359
00:26:12,569 --> 00:26:14,560
Want to fuck me there with your mangina?
360
00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:17,771
*** just for cockfucking me, you fucking dick.
361
00:26:24,689 --> 00:26:25,689
Hi.
362
00:26:26,704 --> 00:26:28,111
Are you OK?
363
00:26:29,803 --> 00:26:31,003
There's just, uh...
364
00:26:31,004 --> 00:26:32,514
lots of, uh...
365
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,583
Men?
366
00:26:34,584 --> 00:26:35,584
Yes.
- Jesus.
367
00:26:35,585 --> 00:26:36,585
My name is Bitch.
368
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:38,512
Hi Bitch.
369
00:26:38,571 --> 00:26:39,560
You are?
370
00:26:39,561 --> 00:26:40,561
Sophia.
371
00:26:40,954 --> 00:26:42,340
Hey, sister. Sit down.
372
00:26:42,341 --> 00:26:44,517
You're in the right place.
373
00:26:44,518 --> 00:26:45,518
You're in the Pussy Palace.
374
00:26:47,179 --> 00:26:49,866
So you're a sex therapist
but you've never had an orgasm?
375
00:26:49,867 --> 00:26:52,335
Actually I prefer the term "couples counselor".
376
00:26:52,336 --> 00:26:53,336
Have you ever been with a woman?
377
00:26:54,361 --> 00:26:57,771
Uh, no, you know--
I'm not sure if I'm wired that way.
378
00:26:57,772 --> 00:27:00,359
Rob's the only person I've ever been with.
379
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,360
Wow.
- It's cool.
380
00:27:01,361 --> 00:27:02,361
My god.
381
00:27:02,487 --> 00:27:04,936
You must have some major blue clit.
382
00:27:06,471 --> 00:27:08,102
Did you do those PC muscle exercises?
383
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,055
You know, the PC muscle that controls your pee?
384
00:27:10,056 --> 00:27:12,220
So when you're peeing next time,
just, you know,
385
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:16,016
squeeze it up and then let it go.
Squeeze it up, let it go.
386
00:27:16,017 --> 00:27:17,017
That's good for your orgasms.
387
00:27:17,018 --> 00:27:19,325
I'm doing it right now.
388
00:27:19,326 --> 00:27:20,326
Can you guys tell from my face?
389
00:27:20,895 --> 00:27:22,291
May I ask you a question?
390
00:27:22,385 --> 00:27:27,756
I wanna know what did your very orgasm feel like.
391
00:27:30,224 --> 00:27:31,633
Welcome to Lifetime Television.
392
00:27:31,668 --> 00:27:33,258
It's all about your pussies.
393
00:27:33,293 --> 00:27:39,073
This is gonna sound really cheesy, but
I felt like I was shooting out creative energy into the world,
394
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:47,178
and it was merging with other people's energy,
and then there was no was. There was peace.
395
00:27:47,179 --> 00:27:48,179
Wow.
396
00:27:50,028 --> 00:27:52,750
Well, mine was definitely with Little Prince.
397
00:27:52,751 --> 00:27:55,073
We had this incredible connection.
398
00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:58,626
We just like made it really slow and still,
399
00:27:58,661 --> 00:28:02,163
and I felt like I was finally not alone.
400
00:28:05,962 --> 00:28:09,617
Mine felt like I was talking with the gods or something.
You know, they were--
401
00:28:09,652 --> 00:28:11,205
Shut the fuck up.
402
00:28:11,502 --> 00:28:12,584
Excuse me?
403
00:28:12,585 --> 00:28:15,130
Sophia, if you've never had an orgasm,
404
00:28:15,165 --> 00:28:18,457
then how does it feel like
for you to have sex?
405
00:28:19,459 --> 00:28:20,459
Great.
406
00:28:23,199 --> 00:28:24,937
Yeah. Sex is really awesome.
407
00:28:24,938 --> 00:28:25,938
I love sex.
408
00:28:28,996 --> 00:28:31,210
Sex feels terrific.
- That's great.
409
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:33,949
I love it. A lot.
410
00:28:33,984 --> 00:28:36,603
It's a great workout.
It feels good.
411
00:28:36,638 --> 00:28:38,487
And I love loving my husband.
412
00:28:38,522 --> 00:28:42,700
It's just, there comes a point sometimes where it gets a lot of pressure
413
00:28:43,329 --> 00:28:45,548
and kinda like,
414
00:28:45,549 --> 00:28:46,549
it feels a little bit,
kinda like, um,
415
00:28:48,282 --> 00:28:49,861
like somebody's gonna kill me,
416
00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:53,835
and I just have to smile
and pretend to enjoy it.
417
00:28:55,148 --> 00:28:57,286
And that way I can survive.
418
00:29:02,996 --> 00:29:04,465
Fuck, Severin.
419
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:07,194
Excuse me, that was totally inappropriate.
420
00:29:07,462 --> 00:29:10,387
Don't mind her.
- Freak.
421
00:29:35,659 --> 00:29:38,233
But you know what's the most wonderful thing about New York?
422
00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:39,234
What?
423
00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:41,020
It's where everyone comes to get fucked.
424
00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:46,150
It's one of the last places where people are still willing to bend over
425
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:48,375
to let in the new.
426
00:29:51,428 --> 00:29:53,146
And the old.
427
00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:08,503
New Yorkers are... permeable.
428
00:30:08,504 --> 00:30:09,422
You know what I mean?
429
00:30:09,447 --> 00:30:10,732
Yeah.
430
00:30:10,748 --> 00:30:12,130
You sure are?
431
00:30:13,865 --> 00:30:16,108
Therefore we're sane.
432
00:30:16,109 --> 00:30:25,120
Consequently, we're the target of the impermeable.
And the insane.
433
00:30:27,877 --> 00:30:34,831
And of course, New York is where everyone comes to be forgiven.
434
00:30:38,017 --> 00:30:40,559
What have you done wrong?
435
00:30:49,287 --> 00:30:52,249
Tell me, how have you sinned?
436
00:30:55,475 --> 00:30:57,532
I'm sure it's nothing serious.
437
00:30:57,533 --> 00:30:58,533
How would you know?
438
00:30:58,534 --> 00:31:04,122
Well, I'm-- I'm sure you did your best.
439
00:31:05,692 --> 00:31:10,814
Imagine if you grew up here like I did.
440
00:31:13,679 --> 00:31:20,060
Home can be very unforgiving.
441
00:31:23,123 --> 00:31:24,825
It's true.
442
00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:30,041
People said I didn't do enough
443
00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:33,508
to help prevent the AIDS crisis
444
00:31:33,509 --> 00:31:37,528
because I was in the closet.
445
00:31:40,254 --> 00:31:41,956
That's not true.
446
00:31:41,991 --> 00:31:45,435
I did the best I could.
447
00:31:47,162 --> 00:31:48,162
I was--
448
00:31:50,288 --> 00:31:51,798
I was scared
449
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,192
and--
450
00:31:57,529 --> 00:31:58,529
impermeable.
451
00:32:01,538 --> 00:32:04,503
Everybody knew so little then.
452
00:32:09,091 --> 00:32:14,675
I know even less now.
453
00:33:59,964 --> 00:34:00,964
Chip?
454
00:34:09,902 --> 00:34:10,902
No, I'm OK.
455
00:34:17,079 --> 00:34:18,079
Who's that?
456
00:34:19,564 --> 00:34:21,227
If he's wearing a blue shirt, it's me.
457
00:34:22,552 --> 00:34:23,552
It's you.
458
00:34:24,766 --> 00:34:25,853
I made that for him.
459
00:34:25,888 --> 00:34:27,297
Oh yeah?
460
00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:29,372
That's Jamie there on the back.
461
00:34:29,407 --> 00:34:30,973
Oh my God.
462
00:34:31,008 --> 00:34:32,993
Shut up, that's so cute!
463
00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:36,468
How old are you guys?
464
00:34:36,469 --> 00:34:37,469
Seven.
465
00:34:37,470 --> 00:34:38,470
Six.
466
00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:41,831
Somewhere around there.
467
00:34:47,315 --> 00:34:49,631
I think I'm actually gonna go.
468
00:34:49,632 --> 00:34:51,750
What? No!
469
00:34:51,751 --> 00:34:52,751
Yeah.
470
00:34:52,752 --> 00:34:53,752
No, it's OK. It's cool.
471
00:34:53,753 --> 00:34:54,753
Are you sure?
472
00:34:54,754 --> 00:34:55,754
No.
473
00:34:55,755 --> 00:34:57,756
Yeah.
474
00:34:59,485 --> 00:35:01,138
Hang out for a while.
475
00:35:01,139 --> 00:35:02,139
OK.
476
00:35:02,496 --> 00:35:03,920
Come on.
477
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:32,580
How do I be a model?
478
00:35:33,734 --> 00:35:36,058
A lot of it's instinct, to be honest.
479
00:35:36,093 --> 00:35:37,947
But there are some basics.
480
00:35:37,948 --> 00:35:40,401
The way I like to think about it, it's like geometry.
481
00:35:40,436 --> 00:35:42,448
Like lines and angles.
482
00:36:01,690 --> 00:36:02,690
I like that.
483
00:36:05,571 --> 00:36:07,155
That's perfect. That's like an ad right there.
484
00:36:09,226 --> 00:36:10,226
See, you got it.
485
00:36:11,827 --> 00:36:13,982
Whatever, I hate it. It totally sucks.
486
00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:31,565
James?
487
00:36:31,566 --> 00:36:32,566
Yeah?
488
00:36:33,405 --> 00:36:35,029
Can you actually use your other hand?
489
00:36:35,064 --> 00:36:38,054
'Cause I usually command it from a different angle.
490
00:36:38,089 --> 00:36:39,254
Sure.
491
00:36:42,002 --> 00:36:42,949
How's that?
492
00:36:42,984 --> 00:36:43,896
That's fine.
493
00:36:52,712 --> 00:36:53,992
That feels really good.
494
00:36:54,988 --> 00:36:55,862
What?
495
00:36:55,863 --> 00:36:56,470
Huh?
496
00:36:58,228 --> 00:36:59,750
Just say something.
- What are you talking...
497
00:37:00,099 --> 00:37:01,714
Make more sounds.
498
00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:03,414
"I'm an albino!"
499
00:37:04,618 --> 00:37:05,618
"I'm an albino!"
500
00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:08,167
"I'm an albino!"
501
00:37:09,699 --> 00:37:14,269
"O say, can you see"
502
00:37:14,270 --> 00:37:20,323
"by the dawn’s early li-i-i-i-i-ight"
503
00:37:20,324 --> 00:37:31,388
"O say, does that
star-spangled banner yet wave"
504
00:37:31,389 --> 00:37:41,038
"O’er the land of the free-e-e-e-eee"
505
00:37:41,039 --> 00:37:50,294
"and the home of the b-rave?"
506
00:37:53,190 --> 00:37:55,644
Is that the first time somebody sang the National Anthem in your ass?
507
00:37:55,645 --> 00:37:56,645
No.
508
00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:30,209
OK, rotate.
509
00:38:34,412 --> 00:38:36,805
Carpet burn.
510
00:38:49,836 --> 00:38:52,131
Jamie, can I watch you fuck him?
511
00:40:43,654 --> 00:40:45,448
I want you.
512
00:40:48,536 --> 00:40:50,591
You. You. You.
513
00:41:33,943 --> 00:41:36,658
That's it.
514
00:41:36,659 --> 00:41:38,710
Fuck...
515
00:42:00,517 --> 00:42:02,719
Fuck!
516
00:42:11,469 --> 00:42:12,244
Rob!
517
00:42:12,245 --> 00:42:13,209
What?
518
00:42:13,244 --> 00:42:14,177
It's too loud!
519
00:42:14,624 --> 00:42:15,631
No, it's not.
520
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:16,142
It is!
521
00:42:16,143 --> 00:42:16,784
It's not!
522
00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:17,548
It is!
523
00:42:17,549 --> 00:42:17,929
It's not too loud!
524
00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:18,906
I can't concentrate!
525
00:42:18,907 --> 00:42:19,809
I'm looking for a job, OK?
526
00:42:19,810 --> 00:42:20,810
What kind of a job, a hand job?
527
00:42:22,264 --> 00:42:24,196
For Christ's sake, turn the fucking music off!
528
00:42:24,476 --> 00:42:25,594
And look at this place.
529
00:42:25,595 --> 00:42:28,525
I just got the fucking cleaners in here yesterday!
530
00:42:28,526 --> 00:42:30,016
These are my dried cranberries--
531
00:42:30,051 --> 00:42:31,647
And you bought everything in this house!
532
00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:36,138
Fuck - you!
533
00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:42,691
We agreed to come from a place of love.
534
00:42:50,089 --> 00:42:53,183
I feel your warm and loving hands.
535
00:42:55,257 --> 00:42:57,492
And I feel worried that you think I'm ugly.
536
00:42:59,211 --> 00:43:01,597
Because why else would you be doing that on the computer.
537
00:43:02,065 --> 00:43:04,473
I'm squeezing your perfectly round shoulders,
538
00:43:04,474 --> 00:43:07,492
following to your clavicle and your collarbone,
539
00:43:07,493 --> 00:43:09,873
so you know that you're incredibly attractive.
540
00:43:09,908 --> 00:43:10,751
I think you're incredibly sexy.
541
00:43:11,703 --> 00:43:13,956
And I'm just distracting myself.
542
00:43:14,767 --> 00:43:17,815
I feel the sleeves of your T-shirt.
543
00:43:17,850 --> 00:43:19,883
They're dry against my clammy hands.
544
00:43:19,884 --> 00:43:21,027
Your skin is perfect
545
00:43:21,062 --> 00:43:22,831
like I could never get this on a computer.
546
00:43:22,832 --> 00:43:24,460
'Cause I'm just-- blocked.
547
00:43:24,495 --> 00:43:26,625
Totally. We're both blocked, and--
548
00:43:26,936 --> 00:43:28,080
Oh god, that feels good.
549
00:43:28,081 --> 00:43:29,327
Really?
550
00:43:29,362 --> 00:43:31,626
Shit, I'm so crunchy up there.
551
00:43:33,109 --> 00:43:35,268
How about you unblock these beautiful breasts?
552
00:43:35,303 --> 00:43:36,670
Your pertinent nipples.
553
00:43:36,671 --> 00:43:37,671
"Pertinent"?
554
00:43:37,672 --> 00:43:39,103
Very relevant.
555
00:43:39,138 --> 00:43:40,498
Aw! Jeez!
556
00:43:40,533 --> 00:43:42,305
I am not a cow!
557
00:43:42,473 --> 00:43:44,413
I know you're not a cow, baby--
558
00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:45,414
It felt that way.
559
00:43:45,415 --> 00:43:47,140
It felt like I was a cow.
560
00:43:48,228 --> 00:43:49,228
You wanna know why?
- That's what you felt.
- Yes. I own that.
561
00:43:51,565 --> 00:43:52,798
Can we try it again?
562
00:43:52,799 --> 00:43:55,503
I'm feeling your strong biceps.
563
00:43:55,504 --> 00:43:59,691
They're so tender and smooth.
564
00:43:59,692 --> 00:44:02,109
Oh god, when you flex them,
565
00:44:02,144 --> 00:44:03,613
they're just like breasts.
566
00:44:04,688 --> 00:44:08,181
I feel the delicate wisps of your receding hairline...
567
00:44:08,244 --> 00:44:09,423
I'm not balding.
568
00:44:09,424 --> 00:44:11,747
Yes you are, honey. You are.
569
00:44:11,782 --> 00:44:15,561
And I love your balding, virile head.
570
00:44:16,602 --> 00:44:18,003
I feel really small.
571
00:44:18,004 --> 00:44:19,495
That's because we are small.
572
00:44:19,496 --> 00:44:21,353
We're so very small.
573
00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:22,354
No!
574
00:44:23,637 --> 00:44:26,510
I'm saying that I feel small.
575
00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:29,482
I feel like I can't take up enough space.
576
00:44:30,642 --> 00:44:33,062
I feel like my cock isn't big enough for you.
577
00:44:33,063 --> 00:44:35,413
This is your issue, and you have to own it.
578
00:44:35,414 --> 00:44:36,805
Because I am not a size queen,
and I don't care about...
579
00:44:36,836 --> 00:44:39,667
I can't bring home any money.
I feel like I'm not contributing.
580
00:44:40,359 --> 00:44:42,723
I love the fact that you deliver Meals on Wheels.
581
00:44:42,758 --> 00:44:45,118
You volunteer. It's beautiful.
Why would you...
582
00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:48,258
Bullshit. I can't even give you an orgasm.
583
00:44:50,015 --> 00:44:51,958
Yes, you... many times you have.
584
00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:53,125
Bullshit!
585
00:44:53,126 --> 00:44:54,835
I think we can get over this.
586
00:44:54,870 --> 00:44:58,248
We can work this through. We've been through a lot of stuff together.
587
00:44:58,249 --> 00:44:59,884
I can't give you an orgasm!
588
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:13,668
Hello?
589
00:45:14,511 --> 00:45:17,036
Hi. Is this Severin?
590
00:45:17,037 --> 00:45:18,037
Yeah.
591
00:45:18,038 --> 00:45:21,436
Hey. It's Sophia.
592
00:45:33,081 --> 00:45:36,055
So, do you like to jerk off?
593
00:45:36,090 --> 00:45:37,850
Of course I do.
594
00:45:40,361 --> 00:45:43,428
What are you doing with the cigarette in here?
595
00:45:43,463 --> 00:45:45,391
Please, put that out!
596
00:45:45,426 --> 00:45:46,949
This is a non-smoking environment.
597
00:45:46,950 --> 00:45:49,859
That's totally absurd.
We're completely surrounded by water.
598
00:45:49,894 --> 00:45:51,872
It's like a dream smoking environment.
599
00:45:51,873 --> 00:45:52,873
You're gonna kill us in here.
600
00:45:53,954 --> 00:45:55,440
That feels good.
601
00:45:55,475 --> 00:45:56,992
Thank you.
602
00:45:57,027 --> 00:45:59,409
What about your husband, has he ever tried to get you off?
603
00:45:59,410 --> 00:46:00,410
This is not about Rob?
604
00:46:00,823 --> 00:46:03,709
70% of all women have trouble achieving an orgasm.
605
00:46:03,744 --> 00:46:05,302
70% of all men are assholes.
606
00:46:05,303 --> 00:46:06,303
He's not an asshole, he's a great guy.
607
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:09,119
If it wasn't for Rob, I'd still be a bank teller.
608
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,120
He totally changed my life around.
609
00:46:10,121 --> 00:46:11,121
He's my best friend.
610
00:46:12,244 --> 00:46:15,457
Why is it so important for you to have an orgasm anyway?
611
00:46:15,458 --> 00:46:18,527
I mean, it feels good, but it's not gonna save your life.
612
00:46:18,528 --> 00:46:20,640
I wanna be welcomed into the secret society of women.
613
00:46:20,641 --> 00:46:23,264
I was never a brownie.
I haven't had an orgasm.
614
00:46:23,265 --> 00:46:25,413
God, I want to be able to save my marriage.
615
00:46:25,448 --> 00:46:27,136
What does it have to do with your marriage?
616
00:46:27,137 --> 00:46:29,240
It has a lot to do with--
- I think it has nothing to do with the other person.
617
00:46:29,275 --> 00:46:31,123
Like, I can only come if it's my own hand.
618
00:46:31,124 --> 00:46:36,026
It has everything to do, because
you need two people to make love.
619
00:46:36,027 --> 00:46:37,521
No you don't.
620
00:46:38,050 --> 00:46:40,308
Have you even had a relationship?
621
00:46:45,962 --> 00:46:48,518
So were you like, abused as a child?
622
00:46:49,899 --> 00:46:50,899
No.
623
00:46:50,900 --> 00:46:51,900
Were you?
624
00:46:51,901 --> 00:46:52,901
No!
625
00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:56,591
I come from a very traditional Chinese Canadian family.
626
00:46:56,592 --> 00:46:59,002
I love Chinese Canadian food, but what does that have to do with it?
627
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,083
Chinese families are very strict.
628
00:47:02,775 --> 00:47:04,835
My mom was a disciplinarian,
629
00:47:05,712 --> 00:47:08,835
and my father... was...
630
00:47:08,870 --> 00:47:10,946
my father was a great guy.
631
00:47:10,981 --> 00:47:13,081
Did he touch you?
- No.
632
00:47:14,292 --> 00:47:16,046
No, he didn't touch me.
633
00:47:16,081 --> 00:47:17,843
He didn't touch anyone, ever.
634
00:47:17,844 --> 00:47:20,284
Oh I see. Like, "My father wasn't there,
635
00:47:20,319 --> 00:47:21,937
I can't feel anything between the legs."
636
00:47:21,972 --> 00:47:24,002
You are so far behind you think you're first.
637
00:47:25,744 --> 00:47:27,942
God, he was alway there for me.
638
00:47:27,977 --> 00:47:30,539
It's just-- he was always there for me, that was the problem.
639
00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:31,540
He was always watching me.
He was always watching me.
640
00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:35,603
Watching you how?
641
00:47:36,768 --> 00:47:39,036
You want me to say he raped me without touching me?
642
00:47:39,037 --> 00:47:40,037
Well, did he?
643
00:47:42,384 --> 00:47:43,384
Did he?
644
00:47:43,385 --> 00:47:45,397
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
645
00:47:45,398 --> 00:47:46,398
I'm sorry.
646
00:47:46,629 --> 00:47:51,021
Domination, black and white-- it's not as simple.
Relationships are more complex than that?
647
00:47:51,022 --> 00:47:54,120
Are you saying that I can't understand your relationship with your father who "watched you",
648
00:47:54,155 --> 00:47:57,802
because I'm a dominatrix?
649
00:47:57,803 --> 00:47:58,803
Well, yes!
650
00:47:58,804 --> 00:48:01,195
That's really funny, because you're a sex therapist
651
00:48:01,196 --> 00:48:03,383
and you can't have an orgasm.
652
00:48:03,418 --> 00:48:05,018
You should be in...
Where are you going?
653
00:48:05,053 --> 00:48:07,931
I am not one of your clients who pays to be dominated!
654
00:48:07,932 --> 00:48:10,310
Sophia, this is like the best conversation I've had over years.
655
00:48:10,311 --> 00:48:11,311
Let go of my arm!
656
00:48:11,981 --> 00:48:13,343
I won't grab you.
657
00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:15,823
Please, I'm--
I'm sorry, OK? I just--
658
00:48:17,564 --> 00:48:20,453
Sometimes when I get uncomfortable, I get mean.
659
00:48:20,454 --> 00:48:22,419
You are not gonna keep me keen by treating me mean.
660
00:48:22,944 --> 00:48:25,213
Look, I know I can help you have an orgasm.
661
00:48:25,214 --> 00:48:30,364
And maybe you can help me having a real human interaction with someone?
662
00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:32,932
Maybe we could meet here every week for an hour.
663
00:48:32,933 --> 00:48:34,583
I'm in a crisis.
664
00:48:34,618 --> 00:48:37,184
All right, every night this week, starting tomorrow.
665
00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:44,118
You're sitting all by yourself.
666
00:48:45,198 --> 00:48:47,678
And you look up, and there he is.
667
00:48:48,424 --> 00:48:50,032
With his lunch tray.
668
00:48:50,231 --> 00:48:51,281
What's his name again?
669
00:48:51,282 --> 00:48:53,002
Phil.
670
00:48:53,003 --> 00:48:54,003
Phil Mudd.
671
00:48:55,630 --> 00:48:57,343
Severin's not my real name.
672
00:49:00,037 --> 00:49:01,713
What is your real name?
673
00:49:04,003 --> 00:49:08,386
So Phil Mudd says, "Is anyone sitting here?"
674
00:49:09,043 --> 00:49:12,303
And you say, "No one's ever sat here."
675
00:49:13,087 --> 00:49:14,722
OK, I'm going down.
676
00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:23,723
Feel the thought first.
Then get on the bus.
677
00:49:24,327 --> 00:49:26,961
Just whisper it to me.
Whisper it in my ear.
678
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:31,965
I can't do it.
679
00:49:31,966 --> 00:49:32,966
Oh, Phil!
680
00:49:34,577 --> 00:49:36,765
I want you to see his lunch tray.
681
00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:40,852
It's got a carton of homogenized milk.
682
00:49:41,781 --> 00:49:44,123
Pour that all over you.
683
00:49:45,104 --> 00:49:48,714
Look at his Converse.
He markered them all up.
684
00:49:49,683 --> 00:49:52,958
OK, if you can't say it,
then just simply write it down.
685
00:49:53,263 --> 00:49:57,483
Feel the thought first.
Then get on the bus.
686
00:50:06,594 --> 00:50:09,731
All right. You gotta pull the bus over.
You're not riding safely. Park.
687
00:50:15,420 --> 00:50:16,840
Jennifer.
688
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:20,377
That's a lovely name.
689
00:50:22,614 --> 00:50:23,614
Oh Jennifer.
690
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,218
What's your last name?
691
00:50:35,503 --> 00:50:36,503
Aniston?
692
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,907
Jennifer Aniston.
693
00:50:46,809 --> 00:50:48,853
There's room for two in this world.
694
00:50:50,461 --> 00:50:53,208
Good going! It's OK! It's all right!
695
00:50:55,090 --> 00:50:57,079
Good work today, Jennifer.
696
00:52:22,317 --> 00:52:24,580
It's a remote-controlled vibrating egg.
697
00:52:25,637 --> 00:52:27,565
Where'd you get this?
698
00:52:27,970 --> 00:52:28,970
That's not important.
699
00:52:32,989 --> 00:52:34,515
OK, so here's the plan:
700
00:52:34,550 --> 00:52:37,934
We'll mingle separately to see what we can experience safely,
701
00:52:37,935 --> 00:52:41,320
and once in a while, I want you to check in with me
702
00:52:41,321 --> 00:52:42,321
with this.
703
00:52:43,126 --> 00:52:44,545
Jesus Christ, Sophia!
704
00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:49,212
I want you to have control.
So if you're feeling threatened or horny
705
00:52:49,247 --> 00:52:51,739
or if you just wanna check in and say "Hey",
buzz me, OK?
706
00:52:54,724 --> 00:52:56,577
Come on, it'll be fun!
707
00:52:56,578 --> 00:52:57,578
It'll be hot.
708
00:53:00,685 --> 00:53:01,685
Come back, bitch!
709
00:53:04,355 --> 00:53:05,793
That's "Bumble bee kisses".
710
00:53:05,794 --> 00:53:06,794
Oh, that's nice.
711
00:53:39,293 --> 00:53:42,701
It's just like the 60s, only with less hope.
712
00:53:43,839 --> 00:53:45,246
See anything you like?
713
00:53:45,247 --> 00:53:48,158
Oh Jesus. It's a lot of stuff that I'm seeing. It's incredible.
714
00:53:49,649 --> 00:53:52,134
For a minute I thought that man didn't have an arm.
715
00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:56,502
So, how's the big O coming?
716
00:53:57,511 --> 00:53:58,511
Oh, everybody's talking about it.
717
00:53:58,512 --> 00:54:02,355
Everybody here knows.
"That's the girl that can't have orgasms."
718
00:54:03,701 --> 00:54:06,265
You're sitting up here in your corner
with your flower choking your throat.
719
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:10,081
I mean, sweetheart, you gotta loosen up a little bit.
720
00:54:10,082 --> 00:54:11,950
I mean, you have nice boobs.
721
00:54:11,985 --> 00:54:14,876
You've got what it takes, sweetheart, what's the holdup?
722
00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:18,813
I think I have some sort of clog in my neural pathways
723
00:54:18,848 --> 00:54:21,478
somewhere between my brain and my clitoris.
724
00:54:22,299 --> 00:54:23,646
That's disgusting.
725
00:54:23,647 --> 00:54:24,647
No, I'm serious.
726
00:54:24,648 --> 00:54:25,981
Don't think of it as a clog.
727
00:54:26,016 --> 00:54:33,174
Think of it as some sort of magical circuit board.
A motherboard, filled with desire, that travels all over the world.
728
00:54:33,175 --> 00:54:36,032
That touches you, that touches me, that connects everybody.
729
00:54:36,067 --> 00:54:39,643
You just have to find the right connection, the right circuitry.
730
00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:41,354
Look at all these people out there.
731
00:54:41,389 --> 00:54:43,051
They're trying to find the right connection.
732
00:54:43,052 --> 00:54:45,573
And I personally expect a few blown fuses
733
00:54:45,608 --> 00:54:47,062
before the night is over.
734
00:54:47,063 --> 00:54:49,361
And maybe one of them will be yours.
735
00:54:51,421 --> 00:54:55,001
Are you suggesting that Rob and I aren't compatible sexually?
736
00:54:55,530 --> 00:54:56,530
Who the hell is Rob?
737
00:54:56,531 --> 00:54:57,531
My husband.
738
00:54:57,532 --> 00:54:58,532
Well, where is he right now?
739
00:54:58,533 --> 00:54:59,533
I don't know.
740
00:55:00,180 --> 00:55:02,116
Well, then it's time to play.
741
00:55:02,151 --> 00:55:06,661
You've got the whole world. It's your playground. What do you think it will take?
742
00:55:06,696 --> 00:55:11,388
Maybe somebody who's just starting to explore their sexuality, somebody...
743
00:55:11,423 --> 00:55:12,500
Like a child?
744
00:55:13,704 --> 00:55:15,346
No.
745
00:55:15,381 --> 00:55:16,381
Not a child.
746
00:55:16,382 --> 00:55:18,786
I'm not recommending it. I'm just asking.
747
00:55:18,787 --> 00:55:20,985
I'm just trying to help you, dear.
748
00:55:22,216 --> 00:55:23,216
You're touching my thigh.
749
00:55:23,217 --> 00:55:24,217
Oh, I'm sorry.
750
00:55:24,218 --> 00:55:25,218
It's OK.
751
00:55:25,862 --> 00:55:26,862
I don't mind.
752
00:55:31,293 --> 00:55:35,533
Hey-- OK. What if I asked you, um-- if I can kiss you?
753
00:55:37,123 --> 00:55:38,767
Well, I don't know, I mean...
754
00:55:39,231 --> 00:55:41,150
I get really scared sometimes, but...
755
00:55:43,053 --> 00:55:46,604
all right, if you want to, but...
just real gently.
756
00:55:50,109 --> 00:55:51,109
OK.
757
00:56:12,890 --> 00:56:15,035
Wow. That was fast.
758
00:56:15,036 --> 00:56:16,918
No, it's my husband.
- Oh.
759
00:56:16,953 --> 00:56:20,301
He's trying to communicate with me.
- Oh.
760
00:56:28,384 --> 00:56:31,466
Oh my godness, how sad! Do you want a hug?
- I just want--
- Can I use your leash for a second?
761
00:56:34,733 --> 00:56:37,033
Jesus, do you have a cellphone in your twat?
762
00:56:37,034 --> 00:56:39,436
No, it's-- um, he's got the remote control.
763
00:56:39,471 --> 00:56:42,328
It's... this... vibrating, uh...
764
00:56:43,471 --> 00:56:48,651
OK, lady. Well, you know, best of luck, thanks for everything,
765
00:56:48,686 --> 00:56:52,576
as my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say:
766
00:56:52,578 --> 00:56:54,766
"I used to want to change the world.
767
00:56:54,767 --> 00:56:58,538
"Now I just want to leave the room with a little dignity."
768
00:56:58,539 --> 00:57:01,609
Excuse me while I crawl out of here.
- Um...
769
00:57:13,702 --> 00:57:14,702
That's fun.
770
00:57:17,725 --> 00:57:18,725
Are you guys hard?
771
00:57:20,428 --> 00:57:22,740
I get something to drink. I'll be right back.
772
00:57:27,216 --> 00:57:29,502
Wow. So weird.
773
00:57:29,969 --> 00:57:31,548
He's awesome.
774
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:36,717
Do you think that...
775
00:57:36,752 --> 00:57:37,900
What?
776
00:57:41,064 --> 00:57:46,000
I don't know, I mean,
I've heard of three-way relationships,
777
00:57:46,035 --> 00:57:47,742
but they're mostly in Berkeley.
778
00:57:48,903 --> 00:57:49,903
What do you think?
779
00:57:49,904 --> 00:57:50,904
I don't know.
780
00:57:50,905 --> 00:57:51,905
He's great.
781
00:57:51,906 --> 00:57:54,116
And I think we'll learn to do a lot, you know.
782
00:57:56,017 --> 00:57:57,757
That's good. It's a good thing.
783
00:58:01,698 --> 00:58:02,698
What?
784
00:58:02,699 --> 00:58:03,699
It's a good thing?
785
00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:04,700
Yeah!
786
00:58:06,528 --> 00:58:08,308
What's a good thing?
787
00:58:10,337 --> 00:58:10,902
I just think...
788
00:58:10,937 --> 00:58:12,391
Do you hear yourself?
789
00:58:12,426 --> 00:58:14,282
Do you even know what you're saying any more?
790
00:58:14,283 --> 00:58:15,283
'Cause I don't.
791
00:58:16,802 --> 00:58:19,770
I'm sick of having to drag every little thing out of you.
792
00:58:22,053 --> 00:58:23,983
I mean--
793
00:58:23,984 --> 00:58:26,768
I know you get depressed, but come on!
794
00:58:27,957 --> 00:58:28,957
I'm trying!
795
00:58:35,602 --> 00:58:36,602
Do you love me?
796
00:58:39,945 --> 00:58:41,778
You don't love me any more?
797
00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:01,020
Severin! Wait up!
798
00:59:01,021 --> 00:59:02,021
Wait!
799
00:59:11,001 --> 00:59:12,765
Ohhhhh!
800
00:59:12,766 --> 00:59:14,620
How's it going?
801
00:59:14,630 --> 00:59:16,056
Pretty great.
802
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:18,678
You had an orgasm?
803
00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:21,971
No, but-- I made out with somebody.
804
00:59:22,319 --> 00:59:22,970
Who?
805
00:59:23,005 --> 00:59:24,005
Justin Bond.
806
00:59:25,773 --> 00:59:27,278
He's an homosexual!
807
00:59:27,279 --> 00:59:28,781
Apparently not.
808
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:30,207
Oh my god.
809
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,400
Well, he's really cute.
810
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,893
Yeah, he is.
811
00:59:33,374 --> 00:59:35,726
I saw Rob, by the way.
812
00:59:37,871 --> 00:59:39,321
Yeah. What was he up to?
813
00:59:40,190 --> 00:59:42,143
He was getting fucked up the ass.
814
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:45,560
It was really intense.
815
00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:46,792
Oh god.
816
00:59:49,152 --> 00:59:50,674
I'm just kidding.
817
00:59:52,297 --> 00:59:54,778
You brat!
- No, seriously, though-- he was.
818
00:59:57,405 --> 00:59:59,021
I should probably go find him.
819
01:00:01,363 --> 01:00:02,363
What's with him?
820
01:00:03,281 --> 01:00:05,909
That fucking trust fund muppet Jesse is
821
01:00:07,420 --> 01:00:10,186
like the longest relationship I've ever had.
822
01:00:10,773 --> 01:00:13,032
You deserve so much more, Jennifer.
823
01:00:13,033 --> 01:00:16,034
Thank you, but I can't respond to that name yet.
824
01:00:16,035 --> 01:00:17,035
I'm sorry.
825
01:00:22,689 --> 01:00:24,833
I can't do it any more.
826
01:00:27,395 --> 01:00:28,673
I can't...
827
01:00:28,674 --> 01:00:30,003
I just like...
828
01:00:30,038 --> 01:00:35,673
wanna have like a house, a cat,
a pet, you know what I'm saying?
829
01:00:37,990 --> 01:00:38,990
I'm sorry.
830
01:00:38,991 --> 01:00:40,675
No, you shouldn't apologize.
831
01:00:40,710 --> 01:00:42,649
I'm glad that you're telling me these things.
832
01:00:42,650 --> 01:00:43,650
I want to hear you say these things.
833
01:00:45,373 --> 01:00:46,791
I'm gonna save up all my money,
834
01:00:46,792 --> 01:00:50,854
and then I'm just gonna make art for a year. Nothing else.
835
01:00:51,704 --> 01:00:52,903
I know you can do it.
836
01:00:52,904 --> 01:00:55,103
But everything's so fucking expensive!
837
01:00:55,919 --> 01:00:58,570
I don't even know if I can afford to live in New York any more.
838
01:00:58,605 --> 01:01:00,760
Where would I go, Fresno?
839
01:01:08,307 --> 01:01:09,307
It's OK.
840
01:01:12,365 --> 01:01:14,185
Your skin is so soft.
841
01:01:48,848 --> 01:01:49,848
Jesus.
842
01:01:50,257 --> 01:01:51,257
Rob.
843
01:01:51,258 --> 01:01:52,258
Hi, Rob.
844
01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:58,875
Oh my god.
845
01:02:03,465 --> 01:02:04,465
Oh, man.
846
01:02:08,991 --> 01:02:09,991
Oh god.
847
01:02:21,174 --> 01:02:23,761
Don't move.
848
01:02:44,507 --> 01:02:45,507
I'm so sorry.
849
01:02:49,232 --> 01:02:50,232
It's OK.
850
01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:51,233
I'm sorry.
851
01:02:51,234 --> 01:02:52,234
Don't apologize.
- Fuck.
852
01:03:01,858 --> 01:03:04,398
I just-- I'm like, so sensitive.
853
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,525
I should find Rob.
854
01:03:11,116 --> 01:03:13,105
You can tell me all about it tomorrow.
855
01:03:16,462 --> 01:03:17,462
Actually, um--
856
01:03:19,752 --> 01:03:23,248
I can't make it tomorrow, but I will give you a call.
857
01:03:25,821 --> 01:03:29,591
I'll give you a call. Later this week.
858
01:03:49,188 --> 01:03:50,132
Christ.
859
01:03:50,167 --> 01:03:51,167
Truth or dare?
860
01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:52,416
Truth.
861
01:03:52,417 --> 01:03:57,037
Out of everyone here, who would you want to make out with the most?
862
01:03:58,100 --> 01:03:59,099
No one.
863
01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:00,100
What?
- Bus cow.
864
01:04:02,152 --> 01:04:03,152
OK, spin.
865
01:04:09,110 --> 01:04:10,110
Dare.
866
01:04:10,111 --> 01:04:12,630
You and Severin have to go in that closet.
867
01:04:12,665 --> 01:04:16,408
You do whatever the fuck you want to to her, for five minutes. While we take a pee break.
868
01:04:22,754 --> 01:04:23,754
Oh my god.
869
01:04:38,913 --> 01:04:41,567
I'm not gonna make out with you, OK?
870
01:04:42,643 --> 01:04:43,643
I'm James.
871
01:04:44,173 --> 01:04:45,173
Severin.
872
01:04:50,308 --> 01:04:51,308
What is that?
873
01:04:51,976 --> 01:04:52,976
It's my film.
874
01:04:55,356 --> 01:04:56,556
What is it about?
875
01:04:59,911 --> 01:05:01,651
I have a hard time saying.
876
01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:04,638
Are you showing it here tonight?
877
01:05:07,087 --> 01:05:08,087
I don't know.
878
01:05:09,078 --> 01:05:11,088
What are you guys doing in there?
879
01:05:12,698 --> 01:05:13,698
I hate him.
880
01:05:15,501 --> 01:05:17,075
He can be a lot worse.
881
01:05:18,811 --> 01:05:19,811
At least he's cute.
882
01:05:20,825 --> 01:05:22,189
That's pretty unusual.
883
01:05:23,891 --> 01:05:25,153
What's pretty unusual?
884
01:05:26,390 --> 01:05:28,540
I never had a john that cute.
885
01:05:35,686 --> 01:05:37,631
You know how we got started?
886
01:05:37,666 --> 01:05:38,666
How?
887
01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:43,129
After watching "My own private Idaho".
888
01:05:43,164 --> 01:05:45,100
I grew up in a small town, so I didn't know where to go.
889
01:05:47,011 --> 01:05:49,984
So I waited outside the theater where it was playing.
890
01:05:49,985 --> 01:05:52,697
I waited for somebody to come out.
891
01:05:53,225 --> 01:05:54,225
And that's where I met my first john.
892
01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:56,854
So was it choice?
893
01:05:58,750 --> 01:05:59,750
Yeah.
894
01:06:01,987 --> 01:06:03,622
I loved it actually.
895
01:06:05,261 --> 01:06:07,749
I knew exactly what I was worth.
896
01:06:08,304 --> 01:06:09,304
You know?
897
01:06:10,664 --> 01:06:12,890
Exactly what I had to contribute.
898
01:06:13,585 --> 01:06:16,526
What was like, the most you ever made in a day?
899
01:06:19,357 --> 01:06:21,811
Well, with cab fare--
900
01:06:21,812 --> 01:06:22,812
$389.
901
01:06:26,545 --> 01:06:29,280
That's pretty good for a small town.
902
01:06:32,728 --> 01:06:35,212
You're with that guy who looks just like you, right?
903
01:06:35,213 --> 01:06:36,213
Yeah.
904
01:06:37,956 --> 01:06:39,907
He's cute. He looks like a jelly bean.
905
01:06:41,621 --> 01:06:42,621
Yeah.
906
01:06:44,628 --> 01:06:46,380
He's great, actually.
907
01:06:51,036 --> 01:06:53,074
I never let him fuck me.
908
01:06:55,194 --> 01:06:57,884
I never let anybody fuck me.
909
01:07:05,876 --> 01:07:07,787
What are you guys doing in there?
910
01:07:14,814 --> 01:07:15,017
You're an artist.
911
01:07:15,903 --> 01:07:17,094
No. I suck.
912
01:07:17,799 --> 01:07:19,156
Hey, me too.
913
01:07:21,193 --> 01:07:23,373
Do you take that camera everywhere you go?
914
01:07:23,374 --> 01:07:24,374
Yeah, something like that.
915
01:07:35,939 --> 01:07:36,939
Are you OK?
916
01:07:43,844 --> 01:07:45,483
Why are you crying?
917
01:07:53,827 --> 01:07:57,806
I look back to things that were when I was 12 years old.
918
01:07:59,957 --> 01:08:02,759
I'm still looking for the same things now.
919
01:08:13,431 --> 01:08:15,364
Time's up.
920
01:08:21,671 --> 01:08:23,171
Hey, what are you doing?
921
01:08:23,172 --> 01:08:24,172
I'm looking for my husband.
922
01:08:24,173 --> 01:08:25,929
I just found mine.
923
01:08:25,964 --> 01:08:30,426
Both of them. I'm totally in love with them.
But together. Not so much separately.
924
01:08:30,427 --> 01:08:32,511
I hope they know it's gonna have to be a monogamous relationship.
- Excuse me.
925
01:08:34,148 --> 01:08:35,836
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
926
01:08:35,837 --> 01:08:36,752
Who are you?
927
01:08:36,753 --> 01:08:37,798
Who the fuck are you?
928
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:39,322
I'm Ceth. Is there a problem?
929
01:08:39,323 --> 01:08:40,323
You're not funny.
930
01:08:40,324 --> 01:08:41,324
I thought it was kinda funny.
931
01:08:41,325 --> 01:08:44,315
No you're not. And you're a horrible therapist.
932
01:08:44,316 --> 01:08:46,989
Listen to me: James and Jamie are perfect.
933
01:08:46,990 --> 01:08:47,990
Just leave them alone.
934
01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:48,991
I think you need to leave.
935
01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:51,221
No. I think you're fucking with something very pivotal to them and to me.
936
01:08:51,222 --> 01:08:52,222
Just walk away!
937
01:08:52,223 --> 01:08:53,223
Fuck you!
938
01:08:53,224 --> 01:08:54,224
You motherfucker!
939
01:08:54,225 --> 01:08:55,225
OK, OK.
940
01:08:57,622 --> 01:08:58,622
Timeout, timeout.
941
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:01,439
Sorry, I--
942
01:09:04,281 --> 01:09:05,212
Are you OK?
943
01:09:05,247 --> 01:09:07,585
I've got an egg vibrating between my legs!
944
01:09:27,408 --> 01:09:28,408
What the fuck is going on in here?
945
01:09:29,816 --> 01:09:32,518
Hey. Are you OK?
946
01:09:34,302 --> 01:09:35,302
You gave it away?
947
01:09:35,303 --> 01:09:36,303
I just misplaced it.
948
01:09:37,299 --> 01:09:37,990
I know you're hurt.
949
01:09:38,025 --> 01:09:40,503
I am not hurt. I am furious!
950
01:09:40,504 --> 01:09:43,585
I totally honor your feelings, but I want you to own them.
951
01:09:43,586 --> 01:09:45,414
Shut up with your "honoring your feelings".
And do not tell me what to own.
952
01:09:45,449 --> 01:09:48,240
Because I know what I own,
953
01:09:48,241 --> 01:09:50,766
you balding impotent liar!
954
01:09:50,767 --> 01:09:52,693
Right, sister!
955
01:09:55,350 --> 01:09:57,447
All right, show's over.
We're gonna be processing to the next room now.
956
01:09:59,092 --> 01:10:00,092
Hey.
957
01:10:22,542 --> 01:10:25,398
Fuck! Fuck!
958
01:12:55,343 --> 01:12:57,135
Yes. I--I need an ambulance.
959
01:12:57,170 --> 01:12:59,588
I'm at the Palestra Gym. It's on 99...
960
01:14:25,839 --> 01:14:26,839
Hello?
961
01:14:27,261 --> 01:14:28,734
Who is this?
962
01:14:31,837 --> 01:14:34,627
Oh. Hey. How are you?
963
01:14:36,010 --> 01:14:37,888
Do I know you?
964
01:14:39,891 --> 01:14:40,891
No.
965
01:14:43,839 --> 01:14:45,743
Did you follow me?
966
01:14:47,410 --> 01:14:49,749
Why would you wanna do that to yourself?
967
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:57,257
James-- Yes, I followed you to the gym.
968
01:15:03,116 --> 01:15:05,154
Why?
969
01:15:05,155 --> 01:15:07,579
Let's not talk about this on the phone.
970
01:15:07,580 --> 01:15:09,621
What does your afternoon look like?
971
01:15:12,319 --> 01:15:17,544
I'm looking for a friend. His last name is Baysin.
972
01:15:18,912 --> 01:15:19,912
B-A-Y-
973
01:15:22,092 --> 01:15:24,165
What do you mean, he checked himself out?
974
01:15:25,509 --> 01:15:26,945
So what do you want?
975
01:15:26,946 --> 01:15:29,822
I want to be restrained, but I don't want to totally lose control.
976
01:15:29,823 --> 01:15:30,906
Good.
977
01:15:30,941 --> 01:15:33,369
'Cause I can't be bothered to tie you up.
978
01:15:33,370 --> 01:15:36,853
Turn over and hold the headbar. If you let go, I'll leave.
979
01:15:41,775 --> 01:15:43,594
You never asked your wife to do this?
980
01:15:44,428 --> 01:15:46,169
I guess she wouldn't understand.
981
01:15:46,746 --> 01:15:47,746
All right.
982
01:15:49,060 --> 01:15:50,894
This one's for her.
983
01:15:56,331 --> 01:15:59,302
And I told Brad, "I think you're confusing me with someone who hurt you."
984
01:16:00,608 --> 01:16:05,594
And he said, "No, Cheryl, you're hurting me."
985
01:16:08,108 --> 01:16:09,108
Right?
986
01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:12,816
And that was an eye opener for me.
987
01:16:16,042 --> 01:16:19,221
And whenever I brought up my gastrointestinal problem...
988
01:16:35,384 --> 01:16:37,073
When did you start watching me?
989
01:16:39,778 --> 01:16:41,539
Um, a couple of years ago.
990
01:16:43,606 --> 01:16:45,568
I work right out of here.
991
01:16:45,569 --> 01:16:47,354
I proofread for a living.
992
01:16:49,181 --> 01:16:50,665
I don't have cable.
993
01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:53,418
I remember watching Jamie cut your hair.
994
01:16:56,978 --> 01:16:58,912
It just seemed like fun.
995
01:17:00,259 --> 01:17:02,200
And you were always my favorite,
996
01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:04,146
because you were sad.
997
01:17:06,730 --> 01:17:08,319
Do you have a boyfriend?
998
01:17:09,313 --> 01:17:12,855
Look, James, please, you have to call Jamie, OK?
999
01:17:12,856 --> 01:17:13,856
Just call him.
1000
01:17:13,857 --> 01:17:14,857
You can use my phone.
1001
01:17:28,785 --> 01:17:31,009
Why won't he come home?
1002
01:17:32,184 --> 01:17:34,143
Wouldn't you wanna go home?
1003
01:18:15,223 --> 01:18:17,412
What are you doing?
1004
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,370
I don't understand?
1005
01:18:23,716 --> 01:18:25,904
What are you doing here?
1006
01:18:27,774 --> 01:18:30,180
Explain it to me, please.
1007
01:18:31,698 --> 01:18:34,835
First you bring Ceth into the relationship--
1008
01:18:34,836 --> 01:18:35,836
What's wrong with you?
1009
01:18:36,695 --> 01:18:38,575
I didn't want Jamie to be alone.
1010
01:18:40,670 --> 01:18:42,813
How long have you been planning this?
1011
01:18:45,027 --> 01:18:49,217
What, so you've been making a suicide tape for the last six months?
1012
01:18:50,132 --> 01:18:52,550
I just wanted him to know it wasn't his fault.
1013
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:56,961
Jamie loves you.
1014
01:18:59,189 --> 01:19:00,644
You have so much.
1015
01:19:03,742 --> 01:19:04,742
I know.
1016
01:19:07,317 --> 01:19:09,418
I see it all around me.
1017
01:19:12,405 --> 01:19:14,460
But it stops at my skin.
1018
01:19:16,812 --> 01:19:18,840
I can't let it inside.
1019
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:22,996
It's always been like that.
1020
01:19:24,314 --> 01:19:26,674
It's always gonna be like that.
1021
01:19:29,136 --> 01:19:32,120
I can feel it in little moments with Jamie,
1022
01:19:32,155 --> 01:19:34,194
because he loves me so hard.
1023
01:19:36,616 --> 01:19:40,453
He loves me as hard as the people who treated me like shit.
1024
01:19:45,997 --> 01:19:46,997
I can't feel it.
1025
01:19:49,525 --> 01:19:50,525
Don't.
1026
01:19:52,807 --> 01:19:53,807
Don't. Don't. No.
1027
01:19:55,501 --> 01:19:56,501
No. No.
1028
01:19:59,893 --> 01:20:02,212
Go! Go!
1029
01:20:04,082 --> 01:20:06,151
Don't you see that I don't wanna be this!
1030
01:20:06,686 --> 01:20:08,917
... if that makes people uncomfortable, then it makes us uncomfortable.
1031
01:20:11,262 --> 01:20:13,462
But at least it's truthful.
1032
01:20:13,891 --> 01:20:15,554
I don't want to lie any more.
1033
01:20:15,555 --> 01:20:18,405
Because that isn't who I am, and it isn't who I'm trying to, who we're trying to be.
1034
01:21:46,022 --> 01:21:48,369
I have to get some sort of information,
1035
01:21:48,370 --> 01:21:52,472
because the patient that was there checked himself out.
1036
01:21:52,507 --> 01:21:53,661
Ceth!
1037
01:23:07,777 --> 01:23:09,510
Are you sure?
1038
01:24:03,599 --> 01:24:07,017
Be glad you followed me out into the fucking cold
and bucked a date
1039
01:24:07,052 --> 01:24:09,110
so you could feel something?
1040
01:24:10,204 --> 01:24:12,874
It's hard not to feel anything in your life.
1041
01:24:12,909 --> 01:24:14,850
Do you feel it now, you little faggot?
1042
01:24:51,391 --> 01:24:53,265
Don't you fucking look at me.
1043
01:24:53,912 --> 01:24:55,786
Don't fucking look at me!
1044
01:25:03,043 --> 01:25:04,043
It's OK.
1045
01:26:47,932 --> 01:26:51,583
"... is doing everything possible to get some power back,
1046
01:26:51,584 --> 01:26:55,211
"and he's advising calm, which seems unnecessary,
1047
01:26:55,246 --> 01:26:58,839
"because there's been no reported incidents of looting or violence of any kind.
1048
01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:01,600
"So far, no explanation for what caused the...
1049
01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:04,735
I'm out to get some fruit and some batteries.
I'll be back in five minutes.
1050
01:27:05,482 --> 01:27:09,016
"... no reason to believe that this is the result of terrorist acts..."