1 00:00:01,969 --> 00:00:03,137 Previously on The O.C.: 2 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:04,438 I got you an appointment 3 00:00:04,472 --> 00:00:05,439 with the best sports medicine doctor 4 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:07,175 in all of Orange County. 5 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:09,143 My dad really loves me. 6 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:11,612 So he's gonna really like you. 7 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:12,746 I have to tell you something. 8 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,782 I just want you to know the truth. 9 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,284 I think I'm in love with you. 10 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:19,187 So, Summer Roberts, you saved Chrismukkah. 11 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,554 Chrismukkah. 12 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:22,356 Well, that must be a lot of fun for you. 13 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:24,024 Yeah, well, you know, we have fun with it. 14 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:35,403 Nope! 15 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,207 Nope! 16 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:48,382 Look at the branch spacing. It's like Swiss cheese. 17 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,818 And these stems couldn't hold heavier ornaments. 18 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,453 So that's a pass then? 19 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:53,787 Why not? We've been here three hours. 20 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:55,423 Hey, get in the spirit, man. 21 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:57,091 It's Chrismukkah and I love Chrismukkah. 22 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,459 So we've heard. 23 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:01,329 Seriously, the best thing I've ever done. 24 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:02,796 Every Jewish boy wants Christmas. 25 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,198 I gave myself that. 26 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,466 Well, what's the equivalent? 27 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,600 What does every Christian kid want? 28 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:07,635 Easy, a bar mitzvah. 29 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:09,437 I've never wanted one. 30 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:10,138 Well, that's just 'cause you don't know better. 31 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:11,239 Oh. 32 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,773 Coop, let's look over here. 33 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,242 Again? Yes. 34 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,243 Sorry. 35 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:20,781 Seriously, I think you should really consider it. 36 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,716 What, a bar mitzvah? 37 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,486 Yeah, you've brought some much needed "Chris" to the Cohens. 38 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,555 But I think you could really use a little "mukkah." 39 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,490 Mm, I don't think so. 40 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:32,160 It's tough talk from a guy that eats a lot of bagels. 41 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,429 Oh, you think Johnny would like that tree? 42 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:36,697 Johnny? 43 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,566 Johnny who? Johnny Harper, Johnny? 44 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,568 Johnny, the one "let's take time off, 45 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,704 just be friends because I'm in love with you" Johnny? 46 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,339 It's just, I feel bad. 47 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:47,541 I mean, it's the holidays and he's all alone 48 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,843 laid up with his knee. 49 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,645 I don't know, Cooper-Scooper. 50 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,647 That's a bad nickname. 51 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,649 And, besides, I already talked about it with Ryan. 52 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,585 And he's cool with everything. 53 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,619 Hmm. 54 00:01:58,652 --> 00:01:59,787 It's just a tree. 55 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,789 Okay. 56 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,691 But I get to pick it out. 57 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:06,160 Everything cool with you and Marissa? 58 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,795 Yep, we had a really good talk. 59 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:08,896 Mm-hmm, the whole Johnny thing? 60 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,264 There is no Johnny thing. 61 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,632 I mean, there is, but not for her. 62 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,401 Anyway, it's the holidays. 63 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,236 I'm sure Johnny's the last thing on her mind. 64 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:18,339 Hey, so we found a great tree for Johnny's house. 65 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,208 Did you now? 66 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,443 Yeah, well, I figured he could use some holiday cheer. 67 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,644 I think that's a good idea. 68 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,646 Come on. 69 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,783 And what do you think, Cohen? 70 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:33,254 My Chrismukkah forecast calls for trouble. 71 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:43,797 ( piano and acoustic guitar strumming gentle melody ) 72 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,800 * California, here we come 73 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,870 * Right back where we started from * 74 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,539 * California 75 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:54,808 * California... 76 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:15,996 Hey! 77 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,898 Oh, hey. Marissa. 78 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,367 If you're looking for Johnny, 79 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,668 it's probably not the best time. 80 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,002 Is everything okay? 81 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,904 JOHNNY: Who is it, Ma? 82 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:27,007 Hey, guys. 83 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,709 Hey. Brought you a little something for the holidays. 84 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,744 It only took Summer five hours to pick it out. 85 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:33,347 Thanks, that really nice of you guys. 86 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:34,615 That is nice. 87 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:35,749 Here, let me. Yeah. 88 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:38,419 I'll be inside. 89 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:42,990 What's going on? 90 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,558 Nothing. Um... 91 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,794 just... we got a call from the doctor. 92 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,529 Something wrong with the surgery? 93 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,764 There's not gonna be a surgery. 94 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:53,301 Apparently, my mom's insurance doesn't cover it so... 95 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:56,270 So he's not gonna do the operation? 96 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,371 He would... 97 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,407 if we could pay for it. 98 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,276 So I guess I'm gonna have to get used to living here 99 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:03,411 a little while longer. 100 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:04,578 Sorry, man. 101 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,380 It's cool. You know, 102 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,849 I was kinda getting sick of surfing anyway. 103 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:11,352 Thanks for the tree. 104 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:12,520 I'll see ya. Yeah. 105 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,458 I think he really liked the tree. 106 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,061 Hey. 107 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,530 I tell ya the air is crisp. 108 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:25,433 It must be 70 degrees out there. 109 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:26,967 The kids are not back yet with the tree? 110 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,537 Oh, not yet. Seth said they'll be awhile. 111 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:32,606 I'm just pulling out stockings and menorahs and Yarma Claus. 112 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,941 All the Chrismukkah trimmings. 113 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,743 Remember when Seth made him this? 114 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,478 It feels like forever ago. 115 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,480 What feels like forever ago... 116 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:42,483 is when my mom and I made this. 117 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,552 My dad claimed it was his favorite. 118 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,687 Always demanded that he got to hang it. 119 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:51,024 It's your first holiday without him. 120 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:54,895 And the last one with the boys in the house. 121 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:58,031 Merry Chrismukkah, huh? 122 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,633 Well, luckily, Chrismukkah 123 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,970 has twice the resistance of an ordinary holiday. 124 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,005 It's just that this year it just feels like 125 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,875 it's flying by so fast, Sandy. 126 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,743 And I just feel adrift. 127 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,979 Well, you've got your business with Julie. 128 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,047 Hey, you want to feel better about your own life, 129 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,350 hanging out with Julie Cooper's a great way to begin. 130 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:18,352 I should check in on her. 131 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:19,086 See how she's doing. 132 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,621 You mark my words-- 133 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,790 this will be the best Chrismukkah ever. 134 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:23,991 You're beginning to sound like Seth. 135 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,559 Well, it just means 136 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,861 you'll miss him less when he's gone. 137 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,807 MARISSA: You guys, we have to do something. 138 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,775 We need a Chrismukkah miracle. 139 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:47,481 Oh. Right. 140 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:50,551 A Chrismukkah miracle, that's what I do. 141 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,919 Okay. Um... 142 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,887 How 'bout if we... 143 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:55,022 No. 144 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,424 No. 145 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,825 What if...?! 146 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,160 No. I know! 147 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,597 Stu-pid. 148 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:06,166 I can actually see the wheels turning. 149 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,768 Well, how much can surgery be? 150 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:08,969 It's a few grand at least. 151 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,904 If any of you were even remotely Jewish, 152 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:15,576 I would just say we could pool our bar mitzvah money, but... 153 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,711 Holy crap, that's it. What's it? 154 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,713 N... oh, n-n-n-n-no. 155 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:20,848 Yes. No way, dude. 156 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,416 Yes way, dude. No. 157 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,884 Yes way, dude. I'm sorry. I can't. 158 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,519 I won't. Will. 159 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,420 I'm not having it. 160 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:27,455 Having what? 161 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:29,823 A bar mitzvah. 162 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,024 Ryan gets bar mitzvahed. 163 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,493 Now that is funny. 164 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:33,927 Yeah, see? Summer's laughing. 165 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,463 No, that's just gas. Now listen... Hey! 166 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,197 this wouldn't be an ordinary bar mitzvah. 167 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,432 You know what this would be? 168 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,468 Wait for it... 169 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:41,935 Wait for it... 170 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,904 A Chrismukkah bar mitzvahkah. 171 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,773 Spell that, dude. 172 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:46,574 That's crazy. 173 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:47,575 Yeah? 174 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,510 So crazy it just might work. 175 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,178 So, we throw a big party... 176 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,581 And Ryan gets the money from the bar mitzvah? 177 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:55,716 And then we can 178 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,184 spend it on Johnny's surgery. 179 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:58,719 So how's this gonna work? Am I just gonna 180 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,020 stand in front of Newport and sing Hebrew? 181 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,022 You chant. And hell yes. 182 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,724 What kind of centerpieces should we get? 183 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:04,858 I don't know. Band or DJ? 184 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,560 A DJ with dancers. Yeah. 185 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:07,728 I like the Pussycat Dolls. 186 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:08,762 Oh, my God, you're serious. 187 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,197 We can get so many cool things. 188 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,666 We can get Herkel the Jewish Clown. Herkel? 189 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,901 DJ Goldsteinberger. 190 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,176 ( knocking ) 191 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:26,947 I told you guys I'm not going to your Christmas party. 192 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,883 Even if you are deep frying a ham. 193 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:34,822 Well, deep fried ham sounds delicious. 194 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,257 Kirsten, um... 195 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,993 I thought we weren't doing any business 196 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,128 until after the new year? 197 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,696 I didn't come here for business. 198 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,097 Oh, just happened to be in the neighborhood, huh? 199 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,899 I came to see how you were. 200 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,134 I'm great. 201 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,104 Some of the neighbors are having cockfights in an hour. 202 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,774 Using stray dogs. It's a holiday tradition. 203 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,843 My money's on the feisty weimaraner. 204 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,044 Good. 205 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,747 'Cause I'm awful. 206 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,283 I'm spitting Skoal into a can, 207 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,152 drinking wine from a bottle I unscrewed 208 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,688 and living in a home that, if I wanted to, 209 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:08,956 I could put into reverse. 210 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,858 I'm beyond awful. 211 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,060 You're at least gonna spend the holidays with Marissa, right? 212 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,261 You know, we were, 213 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,964 but the Four Seasons in Maui is booked. 214 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,799 Haven't told her? 215 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,702 What, that her mom's now a Jeff Foxworthy fan? 216 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,671 She thinks our new oceanfront condo 217 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,005 is undergoing a remodel. 218 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,875 Julie, what are you gonna do? 219 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,743 I'm gonna let her have her fun. 220 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,979 And I will be miserable. 221 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,782 Well, misery loves company. 222 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:53,634 Hey. 223 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:54,835 Hi. 224 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,671 Dr. Roberts. 225 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,306 Hello. Hi, how are you? 226 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:01,141 I'm good, Seth. How are you? 227 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:04,745 Great. I'm with your daughter so, how could I not be great? 228 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,848 Plus the Angels won. 229 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,083 Looking pretty good this year, hmm? 230 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,285 Baseball season ended months ago, Seth. 231 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,755 But the market is up. Yes? 232 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,090 No? 233 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,959 It's a good time for the market? 234 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,093 Yes? No? 235 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,729 It's good. It's bad? 236 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,831 It's a bad time for the market. Cohen? 237 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,232 Why don't you go comb out Princess Sparkle's tail. 238 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,266 I know that relaxes you. 239 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,134 What? 240 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,136 Summer, what are you...? 241 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,171 What are you talking about? I would never... 242 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,141 Is the comb where I left it? 243 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,275 Yeah. 244 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,243 Okay. 245 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:42,716 How are you, sweetheart? 246 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,217 Oh, I'm good. 247 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,953 I just had a trial run at the Christmas tree lot. 248 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,287 I helped pick out the Cohens' tree. 249 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,122 Ah. Oh, is what's her name around? 250 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:51,324 I thought maybe we could all go later and pick out ours? 251 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,359 Your stepmother? 252 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,094 She's out of town. 253 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:57,230 She's meeting with the maharishi in New Delhi. 254 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,066 She wants to get centered for the new year. 255 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,634 Mm. 256 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:03,637 So, when she's here she's not really here, 257 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,272 but now she's really not here? 258 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,974 We have each other. 259 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,176 And I've got a ton of work. 260 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,745 Well, can't tummy tucks wait? It's the holidays. 261 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,748 Aren't you the least bit bummed 262 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,817 that your wife ditched us? 263 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,285 I'm too busy. 264 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:22,122 I really haven't had the chance to be bummed. 265 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,692 I've got to be off to the O.R. 266 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,426 When you want to get that tree, you just let me know. 267 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,761 Bye, Dad. 268 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,268 Nice! That was sick! 269 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,737 He hasn't moved all day. 270 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,941 Johnny, your friends are here. 271 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,109 Hey, man. Hey. 272 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,711 Hey. 273 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,946 This is when me and Chili went down to Costa Rica. 274 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,681 It was the greatest trip of my life. 275 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:48,916 Now it's the most depressing. 276 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,150 Well, we have some good news. 277 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,686 Yeah? I could use some of that. 278 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,087 Yeah, well, you're gonna have the surgery. 279 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:55,422 Yeah, we're gonna throw a party. 280 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,890 Well, a fund raiser. 281 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,759 I mean, we have them all the time 282 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,227 so it's not really a big deal. 283 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,929 But everyone in Newport usually comes. 284 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,030 Yeah, we'll raise the money. 285 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,431 So, I'm like a charity case now? 286 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,768 No, it's not like that. 287 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,202 The rich people pay for the poor kid. 288 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,738 How's it not like that? 289 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:11,739 We're trying to help. 290 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,040 I appreciate that. 291 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,808 But I've always taken care of myself. 292 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,243 Okay, all right. 293 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,811 But now is not the time to be proud. 294 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,347 Hey, man, if anyone should understand... 295 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,086 Look, thanks, but, no, thanks, all right? 296 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,755 I should probably lay down. 297 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:28,789 My knee's killing me. 298 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,691 Thanks for stopping by. 299 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,204 I don't care. 300 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,773 Ryan's still getting a bar mitzvah. 301 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,507 Come on, the whole point was to help Johnny. 302 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,042 Maybe, uh, to you, 303 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,010 but do any of you remember 304 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,012 my bar mitzvah? 305 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,015 Wait, wasn't that Luke's birthday? 306 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,283 We played paint ball. 307 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,150 That was so much fun. 308 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,819 Yeah, that was fun. 309 00:11:58,852 --> 00:11:59,452 Apparently for the entire 13-year-old population 310 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,354 of Orange County. 311 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,256 None of whom happened to swing by Temple Beth'el that day. 312 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,357 But you know what? 313 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,859 Now, I'm gonna get a do-over. 314 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,761 I just wish he'd let us help him. 315 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,229 Well, he doesn't want to be our charity case. 316 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,330 Poor guy. 317 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,465 Slight of build and on crutches. 318 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,902 He's kind of like our very own Tiny Tim. 319 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,436 ( sighing ): He was pretty upset yesterday. 320 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,438 But he'd just gotten the news so... 321 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,008 Yeah, maybe if he just thinks about it he'll change his mind. 322 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,943 Exactly. So, it's on. 323 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,311 MARISSA: All right, well, you guys keep working on it. 324 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,846 I'm gonna go talk to him. 325 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:26,847 All right. 326 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,215 Meet you at the diner. 327 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,749 Bye. 328 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,519 We only have one hurdle left 329 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,854 before you become a man. 330 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,856 A bar mitzvah for Ryan? 331 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,025 Ooh, it just makes me feel all tingly hearing you say it. 332 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,829 Do you have any idea how offensive this is? 333 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,865 I'm not trying to offend, just help. 334 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,900 Well, you've gotta be Jewish to be bar mitzvahed. 335 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:47,901 Let's just start there. 336 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,837 Why are you guys doing this? 337 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,872 Our friend, Johnny, he can't afford knee surgery. 338 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:52,906 It's like a fund-raiser. 339 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,341 Which is where we need you, Mom. 340 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,976 It's a sacred religious event. 341 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,812 A tradition that marks a Jewish child's obligation 342 00:12:58,846 --> 00:12:59,512 to observe 343 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,413 the Ten Commandments. 344 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,149 I'm sorry 345 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,183 and that's a problem with the Jews right there. 346 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,118 We have no concept of marketing. 347 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,320 You're on thin ice. Now, listen to me, a long time ago, 348 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,990 Mom's team allowed Christmas to be about reindeers 349 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,125 and snowmen and Tim Allen movies. 350 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,994 And I would say that that's a pretty religious holiday. 351 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,195 The birth of Christ? 352 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,063 I'd say so. 353 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,965 You betcha. 354 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:21,101 Well, now, the bar mitzvah is our greatest export possibility. 355 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,170 It's got huge crossover potential. 356 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,005 It's an honorary bar mitzvah. 357 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,007 It's a Christmas-kah bar mitzvah-kah. 358 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,276 I like it. 359 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,378 And they're helping their friend. 360 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,213 But we need your blessing. That's right. 361 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,447 The club is throwing a holiday party anyway. 362 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,548 We'll hijack it. 363 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,050 We'll just tell the Newpsies 364 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,418 that we're raising money for the hospital. 365 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,121 Sandy, it could be really fun. 366 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,623 It's honorary. 367 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,258 Hey. 368 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,393 Minimal Hebrew. 369 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,527 Which I'm fine with. 370 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,429 No tallis, no Hallel. 371 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,031 No Tefillin. 372 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,166 Hey, as long as people are dancing to "YMCA" 373 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,868 and handing over envelopes of cash, we're in. 374 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,103 Then so are we. 375 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,938 Mazel Tov, buddy. 376 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,239 ( door creaks ) 377 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,080 Hey, 378 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,215 what are you doing? 379 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,349 Solitaire. 380 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,253 Are you winning? 381 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,188 There's nothing worse than losing to yourself, huh? 382 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,259 You got some time to talk? 383 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,660 Actually, I'm kinda busy. 384 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,495 I can see that. 385 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,298 No, I'm serious. 386 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,567 What's your problem, Johnny? 387 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,602 I mean, you don't want help from anyone? 388 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,971 Or you just don't want help from me? 389 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,373 My problem is my problem. 390 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,210 ( cell phone rings ) 391 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,345 I'm sorry. I've gotta take this. 392 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,447 I can wait. 393 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,349 It's private. 394 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,922 Hey... 395 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:52,092 actually it's not a good time. 396 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,293 You know what? It's fine. 397 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,594 I'll go. 398 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,429 Marissa... 399 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,231 Sorry, okay? 400 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,335 Yeah, sure, I can meet you. 401 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,409 I can't believe this is you. 402 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,477 Hard to believe I was once skinny and awkward. 403 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,378 I know. 404 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,579 No, but-but seriously. 405 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,447 You went out in public like this? 406 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,951 It's one of the unfortunate truths of the bar mitzvah, Ryan. 407 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,452 It's the most awkward time 408 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,553 in a young, Jewish boy's life. 409 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,022 But also the most photographed. 410 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,556 Hmm... Is there a videotape, too? 411 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,725 You have to kill me first. Hey... 412 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,661 My archery award from Camp Takahalmac, 413 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,164 my clay hot dog I made in seventh grade, 414 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,333 my diorama of I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings... 415 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,436 There we go. 416 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,737 This is the CD I trained with. 417 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,372 Rabbi Gutterman, 418 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,440 he does a lovely job. 419 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,075 And very easy for you to mimic. 420 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,643 Ooh, I don't know if I can do this, man. 421 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,212 It'll be over before you know it. 422 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,247 Listen, you just chant a little Torah, 423 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,148 you dance a little horah 424 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,150 And then we're golden. 425 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,651 As soon as you hear "That's What Friends Are For" you're done. 426 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,519 That song's Jewish? 427 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,054 It mind as well be. 428 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,222 It's a staple of every bar mitzvah. 429 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,656 It's you and all your friends, 430 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,291 your arms around each other, swaying. 431 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,526 It's awesome. 432 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,660 I thought all the kids you invited 433 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,761 went to Luke's birthday party? 434 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,663 It's hypothetically awesome. 435 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,532 But tomorrow we're gonna rewrite history. 436 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,534 Well, I guess I should go study. 437 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,069 And then I gotta meet up with Marissa... 438 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,471 Hey! No slacking with the lady, okay? 439 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,306 You got 24 hours to learn Hebrew, 440 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,042 to read the Old Testament... 441 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,078 And humiliate myself in front of the whole town. 442 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,479 It's better than humiliating yourself in front of no one. 443 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,214 Trust me. 444 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,682 KIRSTEN: Oh, Julie, this is just what we need 445 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,252 to lift us out of our holiday blues. 446 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:26,519 We're throwing a party. 447 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,687 It's called a bar mitzvah-kah 448 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,755 which sounds delightful. 449 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,157 Seth is definitely one of a kind. 450 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,524 But how's this gonna work? 451 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,093 We raise a little money for the hospital. 452 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,761 They throw in an arthroscopic surgery. 453 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,429 And they're gonna go for that? 454 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,530 Julie Cooper? 455 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,201 Hi, doctor. Have we met? 456 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,502 Well, I certainly hope so. 457 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,803 Your daughter's living at my house. 458 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,772 Oh, Neil, I didn't even recognize you. 459 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,274 Hi, Neil. how are you? 460 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,475 I'm good, Kirsten. Busy. 461 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,676 Well, I should thank you again 462 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,078 for letting Marissa live with you. 463 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,379 Oh, there's no need to thank me. 464 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,314 I know how unnerving a remodel can be. 465 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,516 Uh, do you know where the administrator's office is? 466 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,584 Dr. Singh? 467 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,352 What do you want with that crank? 468 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,121 We're throwing a little fund-raiser for the hospital. 469 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,290 He's definitely not the guy to see about a party. 470 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,491 Besides, he's in the Bahamas. 471 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,592 You're kidding? 472 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,427 But maybe I can help you. 473 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,129 I'm head of plastic surgery and I'm on the board. 474 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,263 Yes... well... 475 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,531 It's called a bar mitzvah-kah. 476 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,538 I like to introduce you to my father-in-law. 477 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,839 And here's the nana, my mother. 478 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,508 Well, hello. 479 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,543 My father-in-law, Caleb Nichol. Shalom. 480 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,383 Hey, Seth. 481 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,185 You wanna dance, sweetheart? 482 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:35,255 This song is called "That's What Friends Are For." 483 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,456 It's for your friends. 484 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,559 Well, we're your friends. 485 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,362 This is my funeral, not my bar mitzvah. 486 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,696 No one showed up. 487 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,533 And you said Summer Roberts was coming. 488 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,635 She RSVP'd. 489 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,437 ( whispering ): So did a lot of kids. 490 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,305 I hate it here. 491 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,473 Ow. 492 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,741 KIRSTEN: What's wrong honey? 493 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,144 My rapid pallet expander is killing me. 494 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,782 Hey, Portnoy, how's it going? 495 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,351 Ah, I gotta meet Marissa. 496 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,652 I'm late. Lost track of time. 497 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,454 That's the Torah for you right there. 498 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,656 Once you start unscrolling it's really hard to stop. 499 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,191 I'm a dead man tomorrow by the way. 500 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,160 Yeah, well, listen, in all seriousness, 501 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,261 I think it's pretty great what you're doing for Johnny, 502 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,495 considering everything. 503 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,596 Yeah, maybe it'll make me a saint. 504 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,830 Jews don't believe in saints, 505 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,467 just really good stand-up comics. 506 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,773 ( mouthing words to "YMCA" ) 507 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,779 Hey, I'm waiting for someone. 508 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,214 It'll just be a minute. 509 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,226 Hey, Johnny. 510 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,696 Are you okay? 511 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,432 Not really. 512 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,768 Hey, look, you're gonna get better. 513 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:32,305 If I don't... my whole life I've dreamt of one thing. 514 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,208 I was so close to making that happen. 515 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:38,378 It was gonna change my life. 516 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,179 That can still happen. 517 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,431 I'm sorry I've been taking this out on you. 518 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,466 I know I've made things weird. 519 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,468 Sometimes... 520 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,504 knowing that you're pulling for me... 521 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,373 It's the only thing that keeps me going. 522 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:10,243 Hey... we're gonna get through this. 523 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,911 Okay? 524 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,381 We'll get through it together. 525 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,571 What do you mean you're not doing it? 526 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,539 I mean I'm done helping this kid. 527 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,573 Why? Did something happen? 528 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,309 Oh, something's gonna happen. 529 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,310 Well, can't it just wait till after the holidays? 530 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,344 No, it can't. 531 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,712 Johnny's in love with Marissa 532 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,813 and she can't seem to get enough of the guy. 533 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,014 Oh, sounds like there's 534 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,682 a low-grade relationship issue brewing. 535 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,618 Very high-grade. It's level five. 536 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:52,652 What's your problem? 537 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,321 There is no problem. 538 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,824 I'm just not humiliating myself tonight. 539 00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,627 Wh...? You're quitting? 540 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,828 This is bad news. 541 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,664 Great news. 542 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,733 So, Neil Roberts cleared the fund-raiser with the board. 543 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,000 Julie and I talked to the Newpsies. 544 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,370 We're all set for tonight. 545 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,739 You were right. 546 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,841 This is gonna be the best Christmas-kah every. 547 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,343 I gotta go set up. 548 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,880 That was remarkable timing-- my mom right there. 549 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,350 Oy, humbugs. 550 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:28,054 Well, sweetheart, I have to say, your mom taught you well. 551 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:31,358 She used to spend hours picking out a tree. 552 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,326 Seeing how dry the pines were. 553 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,462 Hmm, if it's dry say goodbye. 554 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,430 How much sap was on the bark. 555 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,332 Sticky, but critical. 556 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,368 And how the tree looked with all of your presents underneath it. 557 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,871 Anything with presents for me looks good. 558 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,806 Hey, Dad? 559 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,476 What, baby? 560 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:50,943 Why did Mom leave? 561 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,819 Well, I mean I was only 13 years old. 562 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:04,391 Your mom... 563 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:07,660 Well, she just didn't like it here with me, I guess. 564 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:13,032 I remember when you told me the news. 565 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,668 I think that was the worse day of my life. 566 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,970 I know and you were already upset with me 567 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,372 'cause I didn't let you go to Luke Ward's birthday party. 568 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,073 Really? 569 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,576 Yeah, you had already RSVP'd to some other engagement. 570 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:30,049 Oh, my God. Yeah. 571 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,552 Not that it mattered. 572 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,387 You didn't come out of your room for three days. 573 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:37,490 When you found out... you cried. 574 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,535 But we've done okay? 575 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:51,137 Yeah. 576 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,172 And your stepmother, she's very sweet on you. 577 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,142 That's because she's medicated. 578 00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,910 I'm sorry. 579 00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:01,147 I just miss Mom sometimes. 580 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:02,615 I know. 581 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:06,486 Me, too. 582 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:10,022 I've got rounds. I won't be long. 583 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,724 Okay. 584 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:12,725 Seth. 585 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,595 Dr. Roberts. 586 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:16,963 Did you see that? 587 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,632 That was a breakthrough moment for us. 588 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,502 Everything okay? 589 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,471 Yeah. 590 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,138 It's just the holidays can be hard, you know? 591 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:27,406 Yeah, can I help? 592 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,578 You already have. 593 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,817 Hey, thanks for meeting me. 594 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,486 Of course. 595 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:42,589 After last night, you really talked me off the ledge. 596 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,156 Yeah. 597 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,925 I kinda wanted to talk about last night. 598 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,960 I just feel weird about what happened. 599 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,195 Nothing happened. 600 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:52,832 I mean, well, there was a definite vibe. 601 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,166 That I like you? 602 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,668 It's not a vibe. It's the truth. 603 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,470 Which I've already shared with you. 604 00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:58,671 Unintentionally, but... 605 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,673 you still seem to want to hang out. 606 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:03,810 I do... I just... 607 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,612 I wanna stay friends. 608 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:10,717 ( sighs ) Can we... start over? 609 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:14,621 Yeah, of course. I just... 610 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:17,657 I mean, I kinda need to know that everything's okay with you. 611 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:22,629 My knee's screwed up and I give off a vibe, but other than that. 612 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:25,665 I mean, what were you doing last night? 613 00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:28,701 'Cause I saw you out here with this guy and... 614 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,503 Look, I thought we just made peace. 615 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:31,838 I told you I'm 616 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,673 taking care of things. 617 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,878 What does that mean? It means... 618 00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,781 don't ask questions you don't want answers to. 619 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,184 Let's just leave it at that, okay? 620 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,526 SANDY: ( knocking ) Hey, kid. 621 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,595 You mind turning off the TV? 622 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:57,930 I don't really feel like talking. 623 00:24:57,964 --> 00:24:59,932 Aw, that's good, 'cause I do. 624 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:00,967 You can listen. 625 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,168 ( turns off TV ) 626 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:03,903 That's right. 627 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,873 It's time for the big Sandy Cohen uplifting speech. 628 00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:08,708 Look, Sandy, I've got my reasons. 629 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:09,609 I'm sure you do. 630 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:11,110 Just like I had mine 631 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:12,044 when I didn't want you to do this crazy thing. 632 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,145 Sorry I let you down. 633 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,246 Well, it's not just me. 634 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,215 There's also Kirsten. 635 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,817 She has her heart set on it. 636 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,553 And the hospital-- they're all excited about it. 637 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:24,056 And your friend Johnny, who-- whatever he's done-- 638 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,992 he could really use your help. 639 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,627 You can still have the event. 640 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:28,928 Just do it without me. 641 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:31,263 Well, that'd be missing the point. 642 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:32,799 The whole thing about a bar mitzvah 643 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:33,966 is it's about becoming a man. 644 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,968 Not that you aren't one already. 645 00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:38,705 But, if there were ever a time for an adult moment, this is it. 646 00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:40,907 Whatever's going on, 647 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,075 set it aside until after tonight. 648 00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:44,644 I'd really be swallowing my pride. 649 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,913 I'm not saying it tastes good, but-- 650 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,114 Gotta do the right thing. 651 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,049 Yeah, feels like I do that a lot. 652 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:54,587 That's 'cause, Ryan Atwood, you're a mensh. 653 00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:57,957 And after tonight, I'm gonna tell you what that means. 654 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,673 Gosh dammit. 655 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,141 Oh. Oh. 656 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:17,209 Julie, what are you doing? 657 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:17,944 We're supposed to be setting up? 658 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:19,746 Yeah, right. 659 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:23,015 Well, I just felt like telling overdressed, oversexed Newpsies 660 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:25,251 how to hang streamers wasn't gonna make me feel any better. 661 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:27,053 And I thought we were doing this for charity. 662 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,388 Well, of course. 663 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,258 It's just, I feel like the Newpsies won't get me anymore. 664 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,626 It's not like I can have them over 665 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,994 for Pop-tarts and cockfights. 666 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,863 You're avoiding Marissa, aren't you? 667 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:41,367 I had no problem keeping other secrets from her. 668 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,069 Julie, tell her the truth. 669 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,937 She's your daughter. It's the holidays. 670 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:48,174 You should be together. 671 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:51,243 You're right. 672 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,813 I'll go over there this evening and do it. 673 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,026 I haven't heard from you all day. 674 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:10,096 Been studying. Big night tonight. 675 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,298 Well, I thought we were gonna have dinner last night. 676 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:15,034 I had a lot of Old Testament to cover. 677 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:18,805 Well, I haven't heard you use that one before. 678 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:21,440 That's probably good anyway. 679 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,675 How is that good? 680 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:24,176 Because if you had shown up 681 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:25,912 you might've seen me and Johnny 682 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:28,915 and it might've seemed like something it wasn't. 683 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,719 I saw you guys. 684 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:37,123 I have a bad habit of showing up at the wrong time. 685 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:40,693 Yeah, well nothing happened. I promise. 686 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:41,861 We were just talking. 687 00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:44,296 Looked like more than that. 688 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,032 He's in bad shape. 689 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,201 I'm worried about him. 690 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:52,238 Well, I'm starting to be, too. 691 00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:53,706 What is this thing you have? 692 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:54,941 What thing? 693 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:57,810 Always helping these kinds of guys. 694 00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:00,046 What... 695 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,680 the wounded loner types? 696 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:06,285 Sometimes they turn out to be good guys. 697 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:10,322 I don't have feelings for Johnny. 698 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:11,958 I'm just worried about him. 699 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:18,097 I think he might be up to something dangerous. 700 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:21,033 Johnny doesn't seem like the dangerous type. 701 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:24,270 Yeah, well, he's scared. 702 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:25,838 And desperate. 703 00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:29,408 What do you think it is? I don't know. 704 00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:31,911 I mean, dealing drugs? 705 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:33,980 We're just so close to helping him. 706 00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:41,788 ( sighs ) All right. 707 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,122 All right, I'll talk to him. 708 00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:47,794 And, uh... I'll see you tonight. 709 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:55,868 So how's Johnny doing? 710 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,403 You know, first his girlfriend, 711 00:28:57,436 --> 00:28:59,205 then the accident. 712 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:01,841 I just don't know what he would do without all you guys. 713 00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:04,043 Well that's what friends are for, right? Is he...? 714 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,912 Yeah, his room's just down the hall. 715 00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:06,913 Thanks. 716 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:11,951 Johnny? Hey, man. 717 00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:13,820 Ryan? 718 00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:15,454 Hey, uh, I'll just be a minute. 719 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:18,090 Yeah. 720 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,992 ( whispers ): Take your time. 721 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:54,493 Hey, man. 722 00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:56,595 Hey, sorry to show up unannounced. 723 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,364 Um... no prob. 724 00:29:58,397 --> 00:29:59,365 Is everything cool? 725 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:00,900 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 726 00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:02,568 Actually, I'm just trying to, uh... 727 00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:04,303 trying to get you to come to this party. 728 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:06,906 It's not still for me, right? No, no, no, no. 729 00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:10,142 We found a different cause. I'm, um... 730 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,111 I'm getting bar mitzvahed. 731 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,345 You'd have to know Seth better. 732 00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:15,614 Well, um, thanks for the invite, man, 733 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,349 but I've got some stuff to do, so... 734 00:30:17,383 --> 00:30:19,351 It'll be fun. You could use some fun. 735 00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:21,120 Um... I really can't. 736 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,855 Sure you can. 737 00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:24,323 Everyone wants to see you. 738 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:25,457 Whatever you're doing, it can wait, right? 739 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:32,298 Um... Okay, I just gotta get ready. 740 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,200 I'll be five minutes. Great. 741 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:37,403 I'm gonna embarrass myself in front of a lot of people. 742 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:38,871 Hey, man. 743 00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:42,274 Thanks. 744 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:44,310 Yeah. 745 00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:11,437 Look at all them signatures. 746 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,539 Attendance is amazing. 747 00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:16,108 So, Cohen, no one came to your bar mitzvah? 748 00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:18,177 Uh, not no one. 749 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,678 The nanna came. 750 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:22,514 Uh, Rabbi Gutterman swung by after the ceremonies. 751 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:24,416 That is so sad. 752 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,518 Well, apparently me in a yarmulke 753 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:29,021 was not as enticing a draw as Luke in camo pants. 754 00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:30,122 Hey, the photographer has summoned us 755 00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:31,457 for our family photos. 756 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:34,160 And Ryan, our orthodontist has offered 757 00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:35,627 to take your braces off for the big day. 758 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:38,330 Ah, he couldn't have done that for me? 759 00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:39,298 Hey. 760 00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:44,536 Don't let him out of your sight, okay? 761 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,238 You're okay with that? 762 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:49,608 Yeah, well, till I can figure out what he's up to. 763 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:01,520 Julie, look at you. Whoa. 764 00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:02,955 I hope I'm not disturbing you. 765 00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:03,622 Come on in. 766 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:05,091 Thank you. 767 00:32:05,124 --> 00:32:07,026 I haven't been here in so many years. 768 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:08,527 I forgot how majestic your home is. 769 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,662 Well, luckily there are a lot 770 00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:12,999 of aging vain people in this town. 771 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:14,466 Is Marissa here? 772 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,667 I was hoping to catch up with her. 773 00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:17,970 No, she already left for the event. 774 00:32:18,004 --> 00:32:20,006 Oh, well. 775 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,640 Just as well I suppose. 776 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,275 Would you like a drink? 777 00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:27,713 Well, I think Marissa's a great girl. 778 00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:29,415 She's very good for Summer. 779 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,650 Gives her an ally in the house when I'm working. 780 00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:34,987 Well, Marissa wasn't a fan of my remarriage, either. 781 00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:37,556 But, hopefully, I'll have her out of your hair soon. 782 00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:38,690 Remodel's almost finished. 783 00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:45,064 Little white lies we tell our kids. 784 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:46,165 Excuse me? 785 00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:47,233 Well, I've been telling Summer 786 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:49,168 that everything is great, too. 787 00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:52,038 Truth is I'm looking down the barrel of divorce number two. 788 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:53,405 Oh, Neil, I'm so sorry. 789 00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,207 No, don't be. 790 00:32:55,241 --> 00:32:58,077 The way my wife self-medicates, she could be a pharmacist. 791 00:32:58,110 --> 00:32:59,311 Been miserable for years. 792 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:01,680 I live in a trailer park. 793 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,285 If only I could say that to Marissa. 794 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:10,289 Sometimes it's okay to keep our kids out of harm's way. 795 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:13,359 I just feel terrible lying to her. 796 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:14,626 We've come so far. 797 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:17,029 You're remodeling your life. 798 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:18,797 It's all about how you slice it. 799 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,532 Yes, well, you are the surgeon. 800 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,370 Do you have any interest in a party? 801 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,440 It's nice to see you again. 802 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:30,242 Ryan, over here please. 803 00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:31,710 Everybody, eyes right to the lens. 804 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,112 Terrific. 805 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:35,247 Let me show you to your seats. 806 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:37,783 I was born to usher. 807 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:38,584 Marissa, 808 00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:39,651 come join us. 809 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:40,752 You're practically family. 810 00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:42,154 I think technically she is. 811 00:33:43,389 --> 00:33:44,490 I think that's true. 812 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,525 Okay, everybody, right here on two. 813 00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:47,526 One, two. 814 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:51,463 Great, let's just have one with the bar mitzvah boy. 815 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,434 I'll be right back. 816 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:19,458 How are you good people of Newport Beach? 817 00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:24,363 Welcome to the first and quite possibly the very last 818 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,198 Chrismukkah bar mitzvakkah, 819 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,267 a charity event for the Robbins Heights Hospital. 820 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,135 Hey. Hey. 821 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:29,635 Johnny's gone. 822 00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:31,537 What? 823 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,273 Yeah, I lost him. I don't know how, but he can't be far. 824 00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:35,207 Okay, all right. 825 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:35,774 I'll be right back. 826 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:37,443 Okay. 827 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:39,845 I hope you find it entertaining and enlightening. 828 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:43,349 And if not, we've thrown in a big party for good measure. 829 00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:45,451 Now the young man who will soon become a real man 830 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,153 is Ryan Atwood. 831 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:49,155 Now, I'm sure some of you have heard of him, 832 00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:50,856 but none of you have seen him like this. 833 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:52,291 Let's here it for Ryan Atwood. 834 00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:55,661 Go, do something. You gotta... 835 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:57,396 No, no. I am not reliving this. 836 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,464 Once was horrible enough. 837 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:01,767 Okay, come on. Stop. Please? 838 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:09,741 Seth Cohen. Hello. 839 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:16,582 Uh, Ryan, forgot his glasses so he's going to be right back. 840 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,784 SANDY: Ryan doesn't wear glasses. 841 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,352 He does when he's reading from right to left. 842 00:35:33,432 --> 00:35:36,702 And so that is how I came up with Chrismukkah. 843 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:40,406 Because you can't have "Chris" without a little "Mukkah." 844 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:42,708 Huh? 845 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:47,746 Who here is familiar with the story of Hanukkah? 846 00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:52,751 No? No, Red Sea pedestrians? 847 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:56,755 Okay, well, today's your lucky day. 848 00:35:56,788 --> 00:36:00,226 Because, Summer Roberts, will you please join me on stage? 849 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:02,661 Summer Roberts. 850 00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,633 Summer, can I welcome you to the stage, please? 851 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:12,704 She's gonna be portraying the part of Juna Macavee. 852 00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:15,774 And Marissa Cooper will be portraying the miraculous oil. 853 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:16,908 Ooh, I hope I didn't give away the ending. 854 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,887 We're closing up. 855 00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:10,629 ( cash register beeps ) 856 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:10,689 Hey, man. 857 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:13,759 Ryan. 858 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:15,761 We're closing up. 859 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,429 Yeah, sorry. 860 00:38:17,463 --> 00:38:21,933 Uh, can I get a pack of Marlboros and a lottery ticket? 861 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:22,901 I'm feeling lucky. 862 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,474 Uh-huh. 863 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:33,044 Come here. 864 00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:34,780 What are you doing here? 865 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,515 I could ask you the same thing. 866 00:38:36,548 --> 00:38:38,617 I'm handling this, man. Yeah, it looks like it. 867 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:39,551 Great plan. I don't see any holes in it at all. 868 00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:41,420 I have no choice. 869 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:42,821 Of course you do. It doesn't have to be like this. 870 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,623 Yeah, what am I supposed to do? 871 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:47,693 You said if anyone would understand it'd be me. 872 00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:49,928 Well, you're right. So listen. 873 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,898 Sometimes you gotta let the rich people help you. 874 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:55,601 We'll take care of the surgery. 875 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,335 Let us help. 876 00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:07,078 We should go. 877 00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:09,481 I've got a lot of people waiting for me. 878 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,119 * And when it's dry and ready * 879 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:15,954 * Oh, dreidel, I will play 880 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,689 Now everybody join in. 881 00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:19,491 * Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel 882 00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:21,860 * I made it out of... 883 00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:25,163 They don't really like our songs. 884 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,700 Why don't you let Coop and I handle this? 885 00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:32,037 If you know what I mean. 886 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:34,640 Ready? 887 00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:38,644 * Deck the halls with boughs of holly * 888 00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:42,481 * Fa, la, la, la, la, la-la, la, la * 889 00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:45,984 * 'Tis the season to be jolly 890 00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:49,555 * Fa, la, la, la, la, la-la, la, la * 891 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:52,758 * Don we now our gay apparel... * 892 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:54,660 Our bar mitzvah boy is here, Ryan Atwood. 893 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:59,831 ( applause ) 894 00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:01,066 Where were you? 895 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:03,134 I think figuring out what a mensh is? 896 00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:04,936 They're all yours. Thanks. 897 00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:10,576 Okay, sorry to keep you guys waiting. 898 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:13,645 So, we are all gathered here for an honorary bar mitzvah. 899 00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:20,486 But, um.... 900 00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:22,454 but I wouldn't be here at all 901 00:40:22,488 --> 00:40:27,058 if it weren't for a mitzvah the Cohens performed for me. 902 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:31,997 See, mitzvah means any act of human kindness. 903 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,700 And, well, that's really what we're here to celebrate. 904 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:42,741 So, if you'd open your programs and turn to page two. 905 00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:45,877 Mazel tov, kid. 906 00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:47,245 Thank you, sir. 907 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:48,847 Come here, come here. We're so proud. 908 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,948 I know. 909 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:51,917 You're finally a man now. 910 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:52,951 They're playing your song. 911 00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:54,553 Yeah, yeah. 912 00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:57,489 Cohen? I think that I've owed you this dance 913 00:40:57,523 --> 00:40:59,591 for, like, five years. 914 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,159 Well, better late than never. 915 00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:04,530 Uh, Ryan, this is a song about friendship. 916 00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:05,531 I'll see you out there. 917 00:41:05,564 --> 00:41:06,798 All right? 918 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,072 Uh, excuse me. 919 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:16,508 Excuse me a second. Hey. 920 00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:18,577 This is the moment Seth's been waiting for. 921 00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:19,578 He finally has some friends. 922 00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:21,947 Sure. Mm-hmm. 923 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,048 Uh, hang on. 924 00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:30,221 Friends? 925 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:33,191 Friends. 926 00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:49,708 Actually this is kinda lame. 927 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,009 ( laughs ) 928 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:53,579 Hey. 929 00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:54,913 Sorry. 930 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:57,082 Hi, Kirsten. You look lovely. Julie. 931 00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:59,150 Good to see you. Good to see you. Sandy. 932 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:00,251 Doctor. 933 00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:01,720 Good to see you. 934 00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:03,121 Dad! Hey, what are you doing here? 935 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:05,991 It's the holidays. I needed a break. 936 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,993 Well, come dance with us. 937 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:08,994 Come. 938 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:11,897 All right. Excuse me. 939 00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:13,098 Excuse me. 940 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:19,971 Hey. 941 00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:22,273 Dr. Roberts. Shalom. 942 00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:24,009 Shalom. 943 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,010 Friends? 944 00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:28,346 Friends. 945 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,315 Marissa. 946 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:32,751 Hey, Mom. Hey. 947 00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:33,885 I come in peace. 948 00:42:33,919 --> 00:42:34,953 Hey, it's the holidays. 949 00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:36,988 It's nice to see you. 950 00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:38,890 What did I tell you? 951 00:42:38,924 --> 00:42:42,293 Best Chrismukkah ever.