1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:02,370 Previously on The O.C... 2 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:03,937 I don't want this to be like kissing your sister. 3 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,206 Kirsten doesn't know you're seeing Lindsay, right? 4 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:06,707 She thinks we're just friends. 5 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:08,109 I know you're not on the market for any new relatives. 6 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:09,443 How about a friend? 7 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,679 I did a musical or two myself in college. 8 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,914 Please stop him before he starts singing Greased Lightning. 9 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:16,250 Are you drunk? She was like this when I picked her up. 10 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:17,885 You don't have to defend yourself to her. 11 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:19,153 No, but you do, young lady. 12 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,821 I need to go see a girl. 13 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,523 Which girl is this? The one who thinks you're too nice? 14 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,592 You stole a car? Yep, I do it for kicks. 15 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,794 Are you trying to impress me or something? What? 16 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,463 You're a good guy, and that's why I like you. 17 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,512 ( phone ringing ) 18 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:49,049 Cohen residence. 19 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:50,151 Ryan, hey, good. 20 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,952 I was hoping you'd answer. 21 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,053 If you're alone, cough twice. 22 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:54,455 I'm alone. 23 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:55,956 It's not as stealth, but it works too. 24 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:57,258 Where are you? 25 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:58,326 Well, remember last night when I said 26 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,293 that I was going to bed? 27 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,294 Didn't happen, huh? 28 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,962 Oh, no, it did, just not my bed. 29 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:03,531 But I did bring my favorite pillow. 30 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:06,834 You know the really fluffy one? 31 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,602 Hey. 32 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:09,870 Hmm. You sure you don't want to stick around 33 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:10,904 for a little home schooling? 34 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:12,106 Maybe I do. 35 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:13,741 Seth, your parents are both awake. 36 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,309 Yeah, yeah. That's why I need you to cover for me. 37 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,545 Yeah, let me think about that. 38 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,314 No. 39 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:22,316 Ryan, think of my parents for a second, okay? 40 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:24,985 They don't want to know I spent all night with a lady. 41 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:26,454 It's only going to hurt and upset them. 42 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,988 You know how fragile they are in the mornings. 43 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:29,257 Okay? Thank you. 44 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:37,431 Hello. 45 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:41,034 Whoa, well, top of the morning to you too. 46 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,372 Happy Anniversary. 47 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:47,541 Yeah. 48 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,811 Happy Anniversary to you as well. 49 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:51,912 I love you. 50 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:54,248 Oh, I... 51 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,849 I love you, too. 52 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:03,224 Oh, I love you more now than I did 19 years ago. 53 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,058 You mean you love me more now 54 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,961 than you did the year after we got married? 55 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,298 No... 56 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,965 Come on, honey, come on. 57 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:14,568 No, you know what I'm saying. 58 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,069 That newlywed year, that doesn't count. 59 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,538 That's a given. 60 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:20,007 You don't know how long we've been married. 61 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,975 No, no, I was kidding ya. 62 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:25,145 I know it's our 20th. 63 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:26,414 How could I forget that? 64 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,482 Who forgets their 20th anniversary? 65 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,284 Huh? 66 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:34,188 Apparently you. 67 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,923 No, not me. 68 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,792 If I had thought this was our 19th anniversary, 69 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:42,496 I would not have planned a celebration 70 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,832 only worthy of a 20th. 71 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,500 You planned something? 72 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,936 Yeah. 73 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,704 It's gonna be awesome. 74 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,507 I got to go. 75 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:58,746 Hey. You need a ride to school, like, this second? 76 00:02:58,812 --> 00:02:59,813 Uh, no, thanks. 77 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,782 Actually, I was just going to take my bike... 78 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:02,983 Do not leave me, not now. 79 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,085 And where the hell is Seth? I need reinforcements. 80 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:06,887 Uh, Seth left early for school. 81 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:09,189 He did? He never leaves early for school. 82 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:11,024 Yeah, he had a report to finish I think. 83 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:13,361 A report? About what? 84 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:17,498 The history of agriculture in 20th century California. 85 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:18,732 Wow, that's specific. 86 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,067 Yep. Happy Anniversary. 87 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,269 Hey, kid, 88 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:24,405 I was a public defender for many years. 89 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,607 I've been lied to by the best. 90 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:30,210 He snuck out to see his girlfriend, didn't he? 91 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,282 Uh, no, he didn't. 92 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,481 Previously on The O.C... 93 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,481 Previously on The O.C... 94 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,481 Previously on The O.C... 95 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,481 Previously on The O.C... 96 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,446 I don't want this to be like kissing your sister. 97 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,147 Kirsten doesn't know you're seeing Lindsay, right? 98 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,379 She thinks we're just friends. 99 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,280 I know you're not on the market for any new relatives. 100 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,212 How about a friend? 101 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,114 I did a musical or two myself in college. 102 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,114 Please stop him before he starts singing Greased Lightning. 103 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,214 Are you drunk? She was like this when I picked her up. 104 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,513 You don't have to defend yourself to her. 105 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,147 No, but you do, young lady. 106 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,546 I need to go see a girl. 107 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,580 Which girl is this? The one who thinks you're too nice? 108 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,947 You stole a car? Yep, I do it for kicks. 109 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,081 Are you trying to impress me or something? What? 110 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,548 You're a good guy, and that's why I like you. 111 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,615 ( phone ringing ) 112 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,878 Cohen residence. 113 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,979 Ryan, hey, good. 114 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,679 I was hoping you'd answer. 115 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,979 If you're alone, cough twice. 116 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,279 I'm alone. 117 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,379 It's not as stealth, but it works too. 118 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,180 Where are you? 119 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,946 Well, remember last night when I said 120 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,846 that I was going to bed? 121 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,879 Didn't happen, huh? 122 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,546 Oh, no, it did, just not my bed. 123 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,447 But I did bring my favorite pillow. 124 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,182 You know the really fluffy one? 125 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,647 Hey. 126 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,146 Hmm. You sure you don't want to stick around 127 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,912 for a little home schooling? 128 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,080 Maybe I do. 129 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,513 Seth, your parents are both awake. 130 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,447 Yeah, yeah. That's why I need you to cover for me. 131 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,114 Yeah, let me think about that. 132 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,347 No. 133 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,880 Ryan, think of my parents for a second, okay? 134 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,547 They don't want to know I spent all night with a lady. 135 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,347 It's only going to hurt and upset them. 136 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,413 You know how fragile they are in the mornings. 137 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,147 Okay? Thank you. 138 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,979 Hello. 139 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,481 Whoa, well, top of the morning to you too. 140 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,216 Happy Anniversary. 141 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,048 Yeah. 142 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,148 Happy Anniversary to you as well. 143 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,979 I love you. 144 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,214 Oh, I... 145 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,479 I love you, too. 146 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,782 Oh, I love you more now than I did 19 years ago. 147 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,712 You mean you love me more now 148 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,781 than you did the year after we got married? 149 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,215 No... 150 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,546 Come on, honey, come on. 151 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,481 No, you know what I'm saying. 152 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,379 That newlywed year, that doesn't count. 153 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,347 That's a given. 154 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,347 You don't know how long we've been married. 155 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,847 No, no, I was kidding ya. 156 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,048 I know it's our 20th. 157 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,146 How could I forget that? 158 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,947 Who forgets their 20th anniversary? 159 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,680 Huh? 160 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,414 Apparently you. 161 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,613 No, not me. 162 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,748 If I had thought this was our 19th anniversary, 163 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,582 I would not have planned a celebration 164 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,214 only worthy of a 20th. 165 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,547 You planned something? 166 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,314 Yeah. 167 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,647 It's gonna be awesome. 168 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,313 I got to go. 169 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,214 Hey. You need a ride to school, like, this second? 170 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,946 Uh, no, thanks. 171 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,847 Actually, I was just going to take my bike... 172 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,079 Do not leave me, not now. 173 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,980 And where the hell is Seth? I need reinforcements. 174 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,680 Uh, Seth left early for school. 175 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,180 He did? He never leaves early for school. 176 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,712 Yeah, he had a report to finish I think. 177 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,215 A report? About what? 178 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:36,016 The history of agriculture in 20th century California. 179 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,112 Wow, that's specific. 180 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,213 Yep. Happy Anniversary. 181 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,081 Hey, kid, 182 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,015 I was a public defender for many years. 183 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,080 I've been lied to by the best. 184 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,481 He snuck out to see his girlfriend, didn't he? 185 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,282 Uh, no, he didn't. 186 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,853 ( piano and acoustic guitar strumming gentle melody ) 187 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,592 * California, here we come * 188 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,961 * Right back where we started from * 189 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,263 * California * 190 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:52,566 * California... * 191 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:12,320 * Ah... * 192 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:16,023 * Since I been here... * 193 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:20,060 The history of agriculture in 20th century California? 194 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:22,129 Ryan, the key to lying is to remain vague. 195 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:23,497 Have I taught you nothing? 196 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,399 Look, I'm not a good liar, all right? 197 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:27,335 Yeah, well, when it comes to hiding your relationship with Lindsay, 198 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:28,536 you seem to not have such a problem. 199 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,003 Well, we're both in trouble now. 200 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,039 Yeah, I feel bad about it, but I don't know, 201 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,741 I think you kind of deserve it after that. 202 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:34,842 Okay, you know what? 203 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,844 Next time find someone else to cover for you. 204 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:37,778 Cover for me? 205 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,413 Let me tell you something. 206 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,814 If we were buddy cops, 207 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,783 and sometimes I like to think that we are, 208 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,752 I'd be riddled with bullets right now. 209 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:45,753 Hey, guys. 210 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,388 Hey. Hey. 211 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:48,856 Did you read the new Whedon X-men? 212 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,023 I did, and I'll tell you my problems with it; 213 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,392 they're threefold... 214 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,026 Okay, it is too early for comic book talk. 215 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,227 Are you getting a coffee? 216 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,030 Yeah, I'm getting two. 217 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,599 Thank you, sweetie. 218 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:02,336 Mm. Isn't it interesting how Summer is constantly drawn 219 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,372 to the lovers of comic books? 220 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:06,374 Yes, Cohen, Zach does read comic books. 221 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:07,941 But Zach also plays water polo 222 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,277 and looks like the guy on the Abercrombie ad. 223 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,278 Ooh. 224 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:12,746 Well, you read comic books 225 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,715 and you wear the same clothes that you slept in. 226 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,984 Uh, excuse me, I did not sleep in these clothes. 227 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,487 Oh, okay, so putting on the same sleazy shirt from yesterday 228 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:20,521 is a choice; good to know. 229 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:22,289 No, it was just all I had. 230 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:24,392 Oh, what, did you like, shack at your girlfriend's last night? 231 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:25,826 Do the walk of shame to school this morning? 232 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,398 You shacked at Alex's? 233 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,299 You guys are shacking? 234 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:34,034 The washing machine broke. 235 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,169 You know, no offense, Ryan, but you're a really bad liar. 236 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:37,337 It's cool you guys. 237 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,206 I don't care or anything. 238 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,608 No, hey, I know. 239 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:42,843 Here you go. 240 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,846 You know what, I can't drink coffee this early. 241 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,715 It just makes me nauseous. 242 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:48,849 Sorry. 243 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,954 If we shoot this way, we get the house, 244 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:57,090 but if we shoot the reverse we get the pool and the ocean. 245 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,292 So square footage or spectacular views? 246 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,327 Oh... Cal? 247 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:01,829 Cal? 248 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,296 This photo shoot is important. 249 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,632 You could at least feign interest. 250 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,434 That's exactly what I'm doing. 251 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,235 I need money. 252 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,503 Well, good morning to you, too. 253 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:10,804 So listen, Riviera magazine 254 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,473 wants to do a big photo spread on us 255 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,274 and I think it's a great opportunity for us 256 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,910 to demonstrate the resilience and strength of our family. 257 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,613 It's wonderful exposure. Any chance to expose yourself, hmm? 258 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,483 Promise me you'll be here and you'll wear something Mark Jacobs 259 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,151 and you won't be off with your boyfriend. 260 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,754 So I can smile and pretend like we're this happy family? 261 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,522 Then I can't give you any money. 262 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:29,957 For the love of God. 263 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:34,695 Thank you. 264 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:38,331 Great way to undercut my power. 265 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,533 I happen to agree with her. 266 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,101 We are far from the perfect family 267 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:43,637 and I see no point in lying about it publicly. 268 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,040 RYAN: The thing is, 269 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,109 even if I wanted to lie about it, I can't. I can't lie. 270 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,078 What do you mean? You have like a moral objection? 271 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,447 No, I mean I can't do it. I suck at it. 272 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,883 Oh. Like the whole time you tried to pretend 273 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,851 that you didn't really like me. Ah. 274 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,487 Yeah, I didn't buy that for a second. 275 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,288 Yeah, thanks. 276 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,791 I just think it's a matter of time before Kirsten catches on. 277 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,226 I mean, she's already pretty mad at Seth and Sandy. 278 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:09,296 Well, we'll tell her. 279 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,165 Could we wait a little bit? 280 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,501 Kirsten and I had plans 281 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,936 to go to the big swap meet at the Rose Bowl 282 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:18,238 and maybe check out Shakespeare By The Sea. 283 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:22,943 The point is, we're still getting to know each other. 284 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,978 I know, I just don't want to have to lie about us. 285 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:29,617 I don't want to have to either, believe me. 286 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:35,889 I could still come over tonight and say we're going to study? 287 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,191 Mmm... And really study. 288 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,493 Okay, yeah, it sounds good. 289 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,763 We'll tell them soon, I promise. 290 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,202 SANDY: Oh, thank you. 291 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,004 That sounds wonderful. 292 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,674 We'll see you then. 293 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,779 All right, it was going to be a surprise, 294 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:02,149 but seeing how this is our 20th anniversary, I... 295 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,817 I got to tell you. 296 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:08,355 This weekend I am taking you, my beautiful bride of 20 years, 297 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:11,191 to the fabulous Montage Hotel and Resort 298 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,360 in breathtaking Laguna Beach. 299 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:16,597 The Montage gave you a reservation at the last minute? 300 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,298 Last minute? What, the phone call? 301 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,100 No. That was me reconfirming. 302 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,936 I was just making sure they didn't give away our suite 303 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,072 that I had booked so many weeks in advance. 304 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,274 Regardless of when you made the reservation, 305 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,442 I don't think we should leave Seth alone right now. 306 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,911 Seth is not going to be a problem. 307 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,580 Not after I get done disciplining him. 308 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,615 The fear of God, honey. 309 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,883 You'll see. 310 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:41,622 Start packing your bags. 311 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,323 Seth Ezekiel! 312 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,258 Kitchen, now! 313 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:48,095 And bring Mr. History of Agriculture with you. 314 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,270 So what do you have to say for yourself? 315 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,543 Oh. 316 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:04,878 Um, I'm sorry. 317 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,179 And also, it was an accident. 318 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,314 It was not intentional. 319 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,717 We were watching TV and we fell asleep, 320 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,219 like mom does every time we put on a movie. 321 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,487 I do not. I'm just resting my eyes. 322 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,823 You're both grounded. 323 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,326 No going out, no phones, no TV, no video games. 324 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,661 Don't be a smart ass. 325 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:23,130 Do you know what this weekend is? 326 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,298 Sure, it's your 20th anniversary. 327 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:32,139 That's right, it is. 328 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,775 And I have been looking forward 329 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,677 to this weekend for quite a while. 330 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,578 ( clears throat ) 331 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:41,581 Look, we want to go away for the weekend 332 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,083 and if we can't trust you by yourselves, 333 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,052 you'll have to stay with your grandfather, 334 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,755 which means you'll be spending the weekend with Julie Cooper. 335 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,858 You can rely on us. You can trust us. 336 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,760 Good, now go do your homework. 337 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,939 Nothing like a little Julie Cooper 338 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,676 to strike terror in the hearts of children everywhere. 339 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,711 That's very impressive. 340 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,280 So, shall I schedule a couple's massage? 341 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:16,583 Hmm, do you know what the gender for maison is? 342 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,585 What? 343 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,221 Maison, our French homework? 344 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,589 Right, French. 345 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,658 You know half of Orange County speaks Spanish 346 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,459 and we're learning how to order baguettes? 347 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,061 Okay, someone's in a mood. 348 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,396 No, I'm not. 349 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,535 Look, it wasn't supposed to happen like this. 350 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:36,870 I was supposed to have sex first. 351 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,405 What are you talking about? 352 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,573 Cohen. He spent the night at his girlfriend's. 353 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,608 They're obviously doing it. 354 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:42,910 What happens with Seth and Alex 355 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,511 has nothing to do with you and Zach. 356 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,379 I know, but I always thought that I would have sex first, 357 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,181 and that Cohen would catch syphilis on a public toilet. 358 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,482 You can't rush it. 359 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:50,751 You have to wait till you're ready. 360 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,786 You know what, Coop? You are right. 361 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,188 You want to know what I just realized? 362 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,725 That Zach and I are ready. 363 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:58,826 Man, are we ready. 364 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,794 Maybe we should take a break. 365 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,696 What's French for "Let's have sex"? 366 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,932 Voulez... poulet... something or other? 367 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,835 I mean, why don't they ever teach us anything we can use? 368 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,839 ( knocking on door ) 369 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,174 Seth says you're grounded, huh? 370 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,976 I'm surprised they even let you in. 371 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,178 Well, I promised I'm only here to study. 372 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,947 Ah... 373 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,616 Which, we're here to do. 374 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,919 Right, right. Study, got it. 375 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,062 Yep, study. 376 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:38,265 So, look, not that we were wrong to punish them, 377 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,634 but maybe we're handling this in the wrong way. 378 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,771 Ah. Post-grounding guilt? 379 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:47,174 You're such a convincing hard ass, but deep down, 380 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,508 you're such a softy. 381 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,877 Well, if all we do 382 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,311 is send them to their rooms to do their homework. 383 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,380 What are they going to learn? Their homework. 384 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,848 Well, if as parents, 385 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,850 we're supposed to be setting a good example, 386 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,319 how can we do that if they're not even in the same room with us? 387 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,321 So you want to cancel this weekend? 388 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,791 Or maybe we could log some quality parent-child time right now. 389 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,492 Watching TV? 390 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,560 Why not? 391 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:08,796 It's Bill O'Reilly. 392 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,431 That'll be punishment enough. 393 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:12,933 Let me get Seth. 394 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:19,339 All right, I know I sent you off to start serving time... 395 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,511 You've got to be kidding me. 396 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,647 ( romantic music playing on stereo ) 397 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,316 ( kissing ) 398 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,684 I'm really starting to get the hang of this physics thing. 399 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,421 Mmm. Objects in motion stay in motion? 400 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,423 Mm-hmm. 401 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,460 ( knocking ) 402 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,095 I... 403 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,133 Oh, my God. 404 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,135 * Hoping you'll see... * 405 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,306 We can't leave the boys alone. 406 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,574 We have to cancel. 407 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,076 Oh, we deserve this weekend. 408 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,845 Believe me, after the lecture I gave Seth last night, 409 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,680 he won't open another window again, much less climb out of one. 410 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,015 Seth? 411 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,517 I'm more preoccupied with Ryan and my sister. 412 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:05,886 Well, I understand, 413 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,255 but we cannot fight a war on multiple fronts. 414 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,457 Have we learned nothing from the Nazis? 415 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,261 Good morning. Morning. 416 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,163 Who wants blueberry pancakes? Banana? 417 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,698 Or if you're feeling sinful, chocolate chip. 418 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:19,699 Not going to happen. 419 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:20,700 Too little too late. 420 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:21,801 Nice try. No way. 421 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,270 I wanted to tell you about Lindsay. 422 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,372 You were too busy studying. Believe me, I saw. 423 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,739 Ouch. Tag out. 424 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,409 Okay, Dad. First of all, I'm really sorry. 425 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,945 And now I know you're not going to believe this, but... 426 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,746 You were doing chin-ups on the windowsill, right? 427 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,283 He's good. Tag in. 428 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,485 You trusted us, we lied to you. There's no excuse. 429 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,188 Yeah, so we just want you to know that whatever punishment 430 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,091 you decide on... we're fine with. Absolutely. 431 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,993 You guys have no idea how badly you screwed up. 432 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,295 No more apologies. No more pancakes. 433 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,864 You come straight home after school. Capisce? 434 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,432 Yeah, but about the pancakes, 435 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,335 we still have a batch going on... 436 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,337 Capisce. 437 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,044 We can't leave them alone. 438 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,678 Oh, so we get punished, too? 439 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,981 Give me the day to deal with this. Put some bars on the window. 440 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,917 I'll find out what's really going on. 441 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,851 Well, I found out enough last night. 442 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,687 Honey, we're going to celebrate our anniversary. 443 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:15,889 Mm. 444 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,491 And the kids are not getting in the way. 445 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,404 Marissa, honey, wait, please. 446 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,872 I'm late for school. 447 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,542 I just wanted to remind you about the photo shoot tomorrow. 448 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:39,312 Great, still not coming. Marissa, honey... 449 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,682 Look, I know things haven't been very easy around here-- 450 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,785 everything with Caleb and your father leaving-- 451 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,720 but this is the only family we have, 452 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:48,922 and I really want it to work, 453 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,623 and not just for the photo shoot. 454 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,626 You know, maybe we should take that trip to Puerto Vallarta. 455 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,195 So now you're bribing me? 456 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,130 Does that mean you'll be there? 457 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,632 You know what? Sure. 458 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,633 I'll even bring DJ. 459 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,969 Marissa... 460 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,470 he's not even our yard guy anymore. 461 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,505 You understand this is a portrait of our lives? 462 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,207 And DJ is a part of my life. 463 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,109 So, I'll see if he's free and we'll get back to you. 464 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,711 ( sighing heavily ) 465 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:15,515 I am so sorry I ran away. 466 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,618 I-I should have stayed and apologized. 467 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,020 No, be happy you took off. 468 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,321 Besides, it's my fault anyway. 469 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,323 I kind of knew we weren't going to study. 470 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:26,659 Yeah, well, we both knew we weren't going to study. 471 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,129 You at least had honorable intentions. 472 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:32,165 Towards Kirsten, not me. 473 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,233 Right. 474 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,104 Well, at least she knows, right? 475 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:40,440 Probably just needs a little time to get used to it. 476 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,076 How much time are we talking about? 477 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,778 I'll, I'll talk to her. 478 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,114 I need to talk to her. 479 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,881 I mean, after all, we're sisters. 480 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,318 Yeah, that's kind of the problem. 481 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,154 Huh... 482 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,226 Hey, look, the manager is not here right now, 483 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,461 but he has all the permits, so... 484 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,630 I'm not the cops. 485 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,665 Much worse. 486 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,000 I'm Seth's dad. 487 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,136 That is worse. 488 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,471 Well, I came to apologize for keeping Seth 489 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,474 from sneaking out of the house to see you last night. 490 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:15,775 It's a terrible thing leaving you 491 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:16,809 hanging like that. 492 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,278 Uh-huh. 493 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,813 You want me to stop seeing him, don't you? 494 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,115 Yeah. 495 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,751 But seeing how he's a teenage boy 496 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,054 and you've got tattoos and run a rock and roll club, 497 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,688 I'm not expecting any miracles. 498 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,323 So what is this, a warning? 499 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,660 Whoa, you're a little edgy around figures of authority, 500 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,028 aren't you? 501 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,164 Hey, there's no bar nuts. 502 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,066 What kind of joint is this? 503 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,133 I'll get right on it. 504 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,269 You're a bartender. 505 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,004 You listen to people's problems. 506 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,339 Hear mine. 507 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,809 This is my 20th anniversary. 508 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,479 Or it's supposed to be. It's not going so well. 509 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:57,217 Now... my wife is convinced she can't leave Seth alone. 510 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,451 You need me to baby-sit? 511 00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,852 Cute. 512 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,888 You think I'm corrupting him? 513 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,191 I think you're a smart girl 514 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,059 and I think he'll listen to you. 515 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,329 More than he's going to listen to his parents right now. 516 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,299 Wow. 517 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,833 ( clearing throat ) 518 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,404 No dad has ever asked me to straighten out his son before. 519 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,239 I really don't like going behind his back, 520 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,940 but I-I think sometimes in order to be a good dad, 521 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,275 you've got to be a bad guy. 522 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:30,783 I don't have much experience with good dads. 523 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,919 Hey, well, listen, you stop over at the house anytime. 524 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,422 Kirsten and I will be very happy to ground you, too. 525 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,827 ( mellow music playing ) 526 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,330 Thank you. 527 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:46,699 Hi. 528 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,235 Oh. 529 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,170 Hello. Hey. 530 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:53,140 So, I have been thinking. 531 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,642 Maybe we could do something tonight. 532 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,945 Just you and I, alone. 533 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:02,315 I've got to pick up my sister from the airport tonight. 534 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,417 Oh. Why, is she handicapped or something? 535 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,653 No, she's just... she's been out of the country. 536 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,421 I haven't seen her for, like, a year. 537 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,056 Got it. 538 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:15,795 Well, so, anyways, we've been dating for a few months now, 539 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,830 and I really like you. 540 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:18,965 Cool, I like you, too. 541 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,800 Cool. 542 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,970 Well, I was thinking maybe we could take this to the next step. 543 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,605 You're totally right, Summer. 544 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,174 I've actually been thinking about it for a while. 545 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,341 I just, I didn't want to rush. 546 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,643 Well, let's rush. Okay, then. 547 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,813 Uh, this weekend? This weekend is per-fect. 548 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,748 Good. I'll call my parents and let them know. 549 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,918 Wow, you really keep your parents informed, huh? 550 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,020 Well, if they're going to be meeting my girlfriend, 551 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,655 I think they should probably know. 552 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:46,459 And this works perfectly with Abigail being back in town. 553 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,428 So, like, lunch tomorrow? 554 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,130 Great. 555 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,865 This is going to be great. Mm-hmm. 556 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,267 Yeah, it's nice. 557 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,169 * But down here * 558 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,671 * I believe * 559 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:02,842 * That I made a big deal with a girl that can't bleed * 560 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,444 * Now I see * 561 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:07,480 * Red and black... * 562 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,548 Hello. 563 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,850 I'm here for my after school tutorial 564 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,819 in the art of getting... ( muffled ) 565 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,821 Is this the advanced class? 566 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,857 I don't feel good. 567 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,328 All right. 568 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:25,932 Well, maybe my magic hands can be of service. 569 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,437 What are we doing? 570 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,239 I call this part prepping the oven. 571 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,507 No. What are we doing in the larger sense? 572 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,244 Did something happen? 573 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,678 ( sighing ) 574 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,680 Your parents are worried about you. 575 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:44,484 My parents? How would you even know about... 576 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,054 Did my dad come by the club? 577 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,189 Your dad stopped by the club. 578 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,326 Oh... 579 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,528 That's embarrassing! 580 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,233 I've never listened to my own parents. 581 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,069 Suddenly I feel compelled to listen to yours. 582 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,873 Sandy Cohen has that effect on people. 583 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,246 So you're going to need some space. 584 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,014 I'm going to need some space. 585 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,983 Yep, probably a little time. 586 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,986 Definitely some time. 587 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,689 I'm sorry. 588 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:23,723 Cool. 589 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,693 But tell your parents Happy Anniversary. 590 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,334 The cars got a full tank of gas 591 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,503 and tomorrow we can head right out. 592 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,538 You can't be serious. 593 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,706 The boys will be fine at Caleb's. 594 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,574 I talked to Seth's girlfriend. 595 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,476 She's a bit of a character, but she seems like a good kid. 596 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,712 Is that why Seth isn't home yet? 597 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,514 I'm not letting the boys stay with Julie Cooper, 598 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,648 but they can't be left alone. 599 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,817 Honey, they're teenagers. 600 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,084 They like girls. 601 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,853 One of which happens to be my sister. 602 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,655 So what, w-w-we're gonna forbid them? 603 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,324 Well, not you. You wouldn't forbid them anything. 604 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,791 You're too busy being their best friend. 605 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,727 I'm the one that has to enforce all the rules. 606 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,228 I've never done more grounding 607 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,730 than I have in the last 24 hours. 608 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,197 Who let Seth run away to Portland? 609 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,733 What, we're talking about this now? 610 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,200 And who went up there and told him he could stay? 611 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,802 It's a good thing I did. 612 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,204 If I let you drag him home, we could have lost him forever. 613 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,006 That's why this is happening. Because he thinks he can do whatever he wants, 614 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,042 and you'll just keep me from coming down on him. 615 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,412 You think somebody can stop you from coming down on somebody? 616 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,548 Right, and I should find it adorable 617 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,750 that you forgot our anniversary! 618 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:31,023 Could we please talk about this later? 619 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,158 We have all weekend. 620 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,960 I canceled the reservations. 621 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,006 Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. 622 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:48,040 Come-come on. 623 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,378 Let's do this thing. 624 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,783 So what's going on with you, huh? 625 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,386 Where'd this Bizarro Seth come from? 626 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,888 Nice comic book reference. 627 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,890 Please. 628 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,124 So... 629 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:08,628 you spent the night at this girl's house. 630 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,131 Are you... are you having sex? 631 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,901 No, Dad. You don't have to worry about that ever happening 632 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:17,437 now that you showed up at the club and worked your magic. 633 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,239 I'm sorry, but you left me no choice. 634 00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:22,208 What did we do? 635 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,576 Are you angry at us? 636 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:24,511 No. 637 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,813 Then it's about the girl? 638 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,381 I just, you know, whenever I'm around her, 639 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:31,017 I feel like I constantly have to prove to her 640 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,752 that I deserve to be around her. 641 00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:35,688 Even if it's at the expense of your parents' relationship? 642 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,292 SANDY: Hey! 643 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,595 Come on in here. Join the party. 644 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,297 So... 645 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,634 the last time I checked in with you, 646 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:51,337 you and Lindsay were headed into the friend zone. 647 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,238 We were. 648 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,306 You lied to us. 649 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,342 I know, and I'm sorry. 650 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:59,412 Well, you know what? I'm afraid it's a little late for apologies. 651 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,080 From any of us. 652 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:05,418 My wedding anniversary weekend is... officially ruined. 653 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:08,621 How can we help? 654 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,960 ( knock at door ) 655 00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:16,028 Hey. Hey. 656 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:20,600 Um, I-I called your house and Sandy said you might be here. 657 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,302 I-I had some work to finish. 658 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:25,605 Right. Right. Um... 659 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:30,142 I'm sorry. 660 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:33,245 You know, Ryan and I started seeing each other 661 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:35,081 before I-I found out about everything, 662 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:39,118 and then i-it all happened so fast and it was a lot. 663 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,421 I never wanted to upset you. 664 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,256 I know. 665 00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:46,258 And I-I probably overreacted. 666 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:49,028 No, it... was embarrassing. 667 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:54,834 Lindsay, maybe you and I need to take some time. 668 00:23:56,268 --> 00:24:01,240 Accepting Ryan into my home as my son was a huge deal for me. 669 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:05,411 And taking you in as my sister, which I am thrilled about, 670 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,747 it's just complicated. 671 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:11,618 So, you... you don't want me seeing Ryan? 672 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,119 I would never say that. 673 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,987 It's just that while you're seeing him, 674 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,422 maybe we should take a step back. 675 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:19,091 A step back? 676 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:22,595 So, does that mean we're like cousins now? 677 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,499 Maybe we should be friends. 678 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:29,035 Friends. 679 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,973 Um... great. 680 00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:36,709 Bye. 681 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:40,179 ( sighing ) 682 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:42,381 I'm not nervous, so you're not nervous, right? 683 00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:43,716 I'm so not nervous. Dads love me. 684 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,251 Oh, my dad couldn't make it. 685 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,987 He got held up in D.C. on some assault weapons ban. 686 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:48,988 Oh... 687 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:51,090 Hey, Mom, Abby. 688 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,058 Oh... 689 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,259 ( laughing ) How are you? 690 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,260 This is Summer. 691 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,528 ( gasps ) Hi. 692 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:56,829 Oh, it's a pleasure to meet you. 693 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:57,864 Zach's told us so much about you. 694 00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,699 Oh, all lies, I'm sure. 695 00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:00,733 Hi. 696 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,468 All I was trying to say, Mother... 697 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:04,136 Abby, I don't think this is the time. 698 00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:05,672 I don't think Summer would be interested. 699 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,206 Oh, no, Summer's interested. 700 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:09,008 Please, whatever you were chatting about, continue. 701 00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:10,176 I'm a listener. 702 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,545 I was saying that what's happening in Kashmir 703 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:14,547 just shows us how countries can be... 704 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:16,983 I know, cashmeres this season were just so cute. 705 00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:19,151 I don't go anywhere without my cashmere purse. 706 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,486 Summer, 707 00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:21,821 they're, uh... 708 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,856 No, Kashmir, as in the disputed region 709 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:25,558 between India and Pakistan. 710 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,694 They fought three wars over it. 711 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:33,766 Yes, yes, totally Kashmir. 712 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:34,967 Yeah, 713 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:35,568 I agree. 714 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:37,103 "I agree" with what? 715 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:38,738 What? 716 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:40,539 What she means, dear, is what do you agree with? 717 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:43,676 Do you think the Indians should cede Kashmir to the Pakistanis 718 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:46,478 or should remain an independent state? 719 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,648 Oh... yeah, 720 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,516 tough call. Hmm. 721 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,318 Two sides to every story. 722 00:25:57,590 --> 00:26:00,092 You know, you are just so tan. 723 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:01,694 Zach, here, tells me you study abroad. 724 00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:02,962 In Saint Bart's, perhaps? 725 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:04,897 I hear the Four Seasons there is amazing. 726 00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:06,633 I was building an irrigation system 727 00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:08,234 in a village in Southern India. 728 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,236 Hmm. 729 00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:14,440 Maybe we should order. 730 00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:16,108 Lovely. 731 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:21,413 This is your concept of time and space? 732 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,415 Oh, don't flatter yourself. 733 00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:24,483 I'm here on official business. 734 00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:26,418 And what business would that be? 735 00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:27,787 Um, I would like my job back. 736 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,288 No. 737 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:33,292 Listen, the folks, they're a little bit mad at me, okay? 738 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,162 And needless to say, my allowance has been impacted. 739 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,697 Now, I don't want to have to start tightening my belt. 740 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,031 I don't want to have to give up 741 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,700 the vacation homes, the Porshe, the... 742 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:43,035 You're really tugging at my heartstrings here. 743 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:46,839 Look, I get why you're upset. No, I think you don't. 744 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:48,407 Uh, because my dad broke up with you for me? 745 00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:49,842 Okay, now I know you don't. 746 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:53,112 You don't realize how lucky you are. 747 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,147 That my dad showed up and humiliated me? 748 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:58,117 That he showed up at all? That he cares that there's something wrong 749 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:00,920 and his first reaction isn't just to throw you out of the house? 750 00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:09,261 It still pays minimum wage. 751 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:12,264 You know where the bathrooms are. 752 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:14,300 Are there any other perks? 753 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,737 What's the point, Seth? 754 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,139 It's not like they're ever gonna approve of me. 755 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:24,911 Well, maybe there's a way we can show them you're not so bad. 756 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,446 Hmm? 757 00:27:27,513 --> 00:27:29,682 Smile. 758 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,985 What is taking so long? 759 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:35,888 He's not painting our portrait. 760 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:37,724 My face is gonna freeze in this position 761 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:38,958 unless you push the button. 762 00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:40,526 Cal, this photograph is going to be seen 763 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:41,728 by everyone in Newport Beach. 764 00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:42,762 You don't want frown lines. 765 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,331 Okay, if you can all smile. 766 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:47,033 I am smiling, damn it. 767 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,435 Oh, wait a second. 768 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:52,671 Hey. Sorry I'm late. 769 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:53,773 Oh, my God. 770 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,742 He's come to mow the lawn? 771 00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,343 Can't he reschedule? 772 00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:59,078 Oh, I'll handle this. 773 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,413 Handle what? Tell him to come back tomorrow. 774 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,982 And check for poison oak. 775 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:05,017 What is he doing here? 776 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:06,418 I thought you said she was cool with this. 777 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,187 You must be joking. 778 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:12,124 Look, either DJ's in the photo or I'm out. It's up to you. 779 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,326 Now, you know, I'll save you the hard choice. 780 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,194 I'm leaving. 781 00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:15,828 Works for me. 782 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:17,730 Thanks a lot. 783 00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:20,532 You can forget your photo shoot. 784 00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:22,234 DJ wait... Don't. 785 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,535 I'll go. 786 00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:25,404 If having him here means we get our picture taken, 787 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:26,405 I'll bring him back. 788 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:27,974 Like he'll listen to you. 789 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,109 Well, considering I'm not the one who lied to him, 790 00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:32,078 I think I have a better shot than you. 791 00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:40,820 DJ, wait up. 792 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:43,722 What, you need some hedges trimmed? 793 00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:45,691 Don't be so self-deprecating. 794 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:48,627 I wanted to thank you for not causing more of a scene back there. 795 00:28:48,694 --> 00:28:50,029 Oh, save the act, Mrs. Cooper. 796 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:52,131 I know you hate me being with Marissa. 797 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:55,301 It's Mrs. Cooper Nichol, and you're damn right, I do. 798 00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:57,503 You know, the Nichol on the end of my name allows me 799 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,772 to write you a check with a few zeros on the end of it. 800 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:01,373 What are you talking about? 801 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,076 What do you say, five grand, never to see my daughter again? 802 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,312 How do you spell your last name? 803 00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:08,981 Never mind, you can fill that part out. 804 00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:11,050 You're unbelievable. 805 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:13,585 I'm doing you a favor, honey. 806 00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:14,854 You and I both know Marissa 807 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:16,288 is just using you to get back at me. 808 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,490 What do you think today was all about, hmm? 809 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:22,128 It only seems fair you should get something out of this relationship, too. 810 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,208 Hey! Hey. 811 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,276 What's going on? 812 00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:38,310 Ah. Mmm. 813 00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:41,513 Okay, you tell me your news.. Yeah. 814 00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:43,015 ...'cause, then, I have some. 815 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:44,483 Oh, yeah? You want to go first? 816 00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:48,287 No. You picked this very important meeting at the pier, 817 00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:49,355 so you get the honors. 818 00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:51,390 All right. 819 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:54,961 Uh... it's just... us. 820 00:29:55,761 --> 00:29:57,163 This. 821 00:29:57,229 --> 00:30:01,033 It's causing problems for Kirsten and Sandy, 822 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:05,037 and... and I just... I can't do that to them. 823 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:06,438 I owe them too much, you know? 824 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:10,642 I... just... think we should take some time... 825 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:14,313 space for... a while. 826 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:15,447 Be friends. 827 00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:19,318 Great. 828 00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:23,522 Two hours ago I had a sister and a boyfriend, 829 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:24,957 and now all I have are friends. 830 00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:27,459 Oh, wait, what? 831 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:32,531 Before I came here, I talked to Kirsten and she asked me, 832 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:34,166 without asking me, to choose 833 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:38,037 between a sister and a boyfriend. 834 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:42,441 And... genius that I am... 835 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,345 I chose you. 836 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:51,683 Had I known that you had this whole time-space plan, 837 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,519 I might have chosen differently. 838 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:54,753 I didn't know, I'm sorry. 839 00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,288 Ah, yeah, you're sorry. 840 00:30:56,355 --> 00:31:01,260 Cool, 'cause... that really fixes absolutely nothing. 841 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:04,396 I've got to go. 842 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:07,299 * This probably won't work out * 843 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:11,303 * We might not live forever * 844 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:15,141 * While there's nothing to confess * 845 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,576 * Please pay attention... * 846 00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:22,181 Oh, there she is! 847 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:25,251 All day I've been looking for this beautiful woman. 848 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,419 Happy Anniversary. 849 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:29,255 Happy Anniversary. 850 00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:30,589 So, come on. Let's go, let's get ready. 851 00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:32,291 Get ready for what? 852 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:34,393 My dear, maybe you've forgotten, but it's our 20th anniversary, 853 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,861 and I'm taking you to the Arches. 854 00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:37,129 You've got to be kidding. 855 00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:38,564 I know what you're worried about. 856 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:40,532 Never fear-- I've hired some baby-sitters. 857 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,401 Fellas! 858 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:44,303 SANDY: Joe, Tim. 859 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:46,738 Two of Orange County's finest. 860 00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:48,941 We've been friends since I worked the P.D.'s office. 861 00:31:49,008 --> 00:31:50,076 Evening, Mrs. Cohen. 862 00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:51,777 Your boys will be safe with us. 863 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,379 Happy Anniversary. 864 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:03,522 Mmm. My rib eye is excellent. 865 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,790 How's your turbot? 866 00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:05,791 Fine. 867 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:07,593 Just fine? 868 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:08,594 Too fishy? 869 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:09,595 Send it back if you want. 870 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:10,596 Sandy. 871 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:11,830 Send it back. Sandy. 872 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:13,399 All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 873 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:17,803 All I wanted was to give you a special evening... 874 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,805 and some turbot that wasn't too fishy. 875 00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:21,340 I know. 876 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:26,412 I'm sorry I brought up Portland last night. 877 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:28,047 That wasn't your fault. 878 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:29,681 It's just Seth 879 00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:35,754 is growing up so fast and... I don't want to lose him. 880 00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:37,823 Let's stop apologizing, okay? 881 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:39,791 Let's just enjoy ourselves. 882 00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:41,460 Look on the bright side. 883 00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:44,930 We got all of this out of our system before Valentine's Day. 884 00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:45,998 ( chuckling ) 885 00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:47,799 Oh, no. 886 00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:49,035 Oh, God. 887 00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:51,937 I don't know how they did it, 888 00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:54,806 Sandy, but uh, we went outside for a second-- they were gone. 889 00:32:54,873 --> 00:32:56,908 Check. 890 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,810 REPORTER ( on TV ): A government spokesman ( knocking on door ) 891 00:32:58,877 --> 00:33:00,979 has stated that there is not much truth in the rumor 892 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:02,414 that the Pentagon wastefully dumped 893 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:03,849 military equipment and supplies... 894 00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:06,052 I cannot believe what Chirac said 895 00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:07,719 to the farmer's union. 896 00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:11,157 You go, Jacques. 897 00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,191 The Economist? 898 00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:13,725 The Nation? 899 00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:16,095 The New Republic? Okay, what are you doing? 900 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,064 I'm informing myself, Coop. 901 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:20,666 It's impossible. There is so much news. 902 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,735 You know, the worst part is, it is constantly changing. 903 00:33:23,802 --> 00:33:25,904 If everything could just stop for, like, one day, 904 00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:27,739 maybe I could catch up. 905 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:30,942 You should just call him back. He's left you four messages since lunch. 906 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,745 If Zach wants to dump me, he can do it in person. 907 00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:35,647 At least Zach's calling you. 908 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:38,917 I haven't heard from DJ since the photo shoot incident. 909 00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:40,952 You mean since your mother spoke to him? 910 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,921 Exactly, and who knows what she said. 911 00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:45,023 I left him a message to meet us. 912 00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:46,625 I'm really getting worried. 913 00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:48,026 Well, I'm past the point of worrying. 914 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:49,561 I'm resigned to my fate. 915 00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:51,230 The lunch can't have been that bad. 916 00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:52,964 Remember how lunch went with my dad and Cohen? 917 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,166 Mm. 918 00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:55,934 Well, compared to my performance today, 919 00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:56,968 Cohen came off like Kofi Annan. 920 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,003 Who's Kofi Annan? 921 00:33:58,070 --> 00:33:59,271 Some guy Zach's mom knows. 922 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:01,273 I think he works for United Airlines. 923 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,474 Hmm. 924 00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:07,979 I can't believe you talked me into leaving them. 925 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,248 Yeah, well, excuse me for wanting 926 00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:10,916 to celebrate my 20th anniversary. 927 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:12,484 How do you know where they are? A hunch. 928 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,019 Hey, fellas, let's pick it up, huh? 929 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:16,355 You got it, Sandy. 930 00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:31,203 Thanks, Tim. 931 00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:34,273 Thank you. 932 00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:36,608 Everything they said to us-- 933 00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:39,645 feeling sorry, wanting to reform-- all lies. 934 00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:40,746 No more Mr. Nice Guy. 935 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:43,149 So now you admit that you were Mr. Nice Guy? 936 00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:48,019 Don't make this about me. 937 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,489 We show a united front, we show no mercy. 938 00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:53,759 If he wants bad, I can be bad, 939 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:54,826 but first... 940 00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:59,165 ALL: Surprise! 941 00:35:02,201 --> 00:35:03,302 You planned all this? 942 00:35:03,369 --> 00:35:05,671 Well, I prefer the term "orchestrated." 943 00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:07,439 So, we're here tonight 944 00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:11,009 to celebrate the marriage of Sandy and Kirsten Cohen. 945 00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:12,511 Woo! Woo! Yeah. 946 00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:14,246 We all owe them so much, I think, 947 00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:16,148 because, if they were never married, 948 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:17,983 then they never would have had me, 949 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:19,851 and think of what all you people 950 00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:20,952 would be missing out on. Now... 951 00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:22,020 That's touching. 952 00:35:22,087 --> 00:35:23,455 So, we'd like to take a moment 953 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:27,593 and say thanks for everything. 954 00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:29,027 And... And. 955 00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:30,329 ...apologize for everything. Yes. 956 00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:31,563 Because here's the thing. 957 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:32,998 The fact that your marriage 958 00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:34,300 can survive the two of us, 959 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:38,870 is truly inspiring, and it gets me here. 960 00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:39,971 To Sandy and Kirsten. 961 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:41,006 Hear, hear! 962 00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:46,345 ( cheering ) 963 00:35:46,412 --> 00:35:49,548 So now for the evening's main attraction... 964 00:35:49,615 --> 00:35:51,283 Yeah, I don't know how many of you people know this, 965 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:55,020 but back in the day, Sandy Cohen could cut 966 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:56,222 a pretty sweet tune. 967 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:58,790 In fact, he actually was, uh, Danny Zuko 968 00:35:58,857 --> 00:35:59,825 in the original 969 00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:02,160 U.C. Berkeley production of Grease. 970 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:03,862 You're not going up there. 971 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,231 Baby, I'm gone. 972 00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:07,599 So now, appearing live at the Bait Shop, 973 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,967 one night only... 974 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:10,536 Sandy Cohen and the News. 975 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:11,470 Whoo! 976 00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:14,573 Whoo! ( crowd cheering ) 977 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,042 Well, first of all, before we start, 978 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:18,910 I want to thank my kids, 979 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,212 Seth and Ryan, 980 00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:21,880 and a new friend of the family, 981 00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:24,082 without whom none of this would be possible, 982 00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:25,717 I want to thank Alex. 983 00:36:27,052 --> 00:36:30,856 Well, I guess, uh, we ought to start, fellas. 984 00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:33,492 I'd like to dedicate this song to the love of my life 985 00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:35,461 and I-I hope maybe in another 20 years, 986 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,062 she might forgive me for this. 987 00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:39,197 ( ballad intro begins ) 988 00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:44,135 * If I fall short * 989 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:48,039 * If I don't make the grade * 990 00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:52,177 * If your expectations aren't met in me * 991 00:36:52,244 --> 00:36:56,081 * Today * 992 00:36:56,147 --> 00:37:00,085 * There's always tomorrow * 993 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:06,224 * Or tomorrow night * 994 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:08,560 * Hang in there, baby * 995 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:14,400 * Sooner or later, I know I'll get it right * 996 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:18,970 * Please don't give up on me... * 997 00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:20,171 There you are. 998 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,107 I'm reading about these attacks 999 00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:24,676 on the Hungarian minority in Serbia. 1000 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:25,911 Hmm. 1001 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:28,547 I think I know what's going on here. 1002 00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,649 What? 1003 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:32,684 That you are breaking up with me because 1004 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,720 you and your family think I'm an idiot? 1005 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:37,222 Summer, there's lots of ways to be smart. 1006 00:37:37,289 --> 00:37:40,225 It's not just about knowing Kuala Lumpur 1007 00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:41,927 is the capital of Indonesia, 1008 00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:45,196 and I like you because you're different from my family. 1009 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:48,534 Then you must like me a whole lot. 1010 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:54,673 * I know... I know I was wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong * 1011 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,475 Yeah, I do. 1012 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,143 * I'd like to make amends... * 1013 00:37:58,209 --> 00:37:59,478 Just so you know-- 1014 00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:01,112 Jakarta is the capital of Indonesia. 1015 00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:02,113 Mm-hmm. 1016 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:03,915 Mm-hmm. 1017 00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:08,019 * The love that I never, ever shown just won't give up on me * 1018 00:38:09,355 --> 00:38:11,156 * Every word is true * 1019 00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:12,257 Marissa? 1020 00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:14,526 Look, I know why you're down, 1021 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:16,728 but the truth is, you are better off. 1022 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,030 What are you talking about? You don't even know him. 1023 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:23,335 I know that I offered him $5,000 as a test to stay away, 1024 00:38:23,402 --> 00:38:26,071 and he took it. 1025 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,374 I just think you should know what he's really like, honey. 1026 00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:38,584 * I know it's late * 1027 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:43,955 * Late in the game * 1028 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,291 * But my feelings * 1029 00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:48,627 * My true feelings * 1030 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:50,161 * Haven't changed... * 1031 00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:52,163 I'm really sorry that I freaked out. 1032 00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:53,465 We should have told you. 1033 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:56,267 It's, it's a difficult situation. 1034 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,837 I-I barely understand it myself. 1035 00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:00,872 Look, she's great. 1036 00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:03,074 I like her, but more than anything, 1037 00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:04,242 you two should be friends. 1038 00:39:04,309 --> 00:39:06,445 We will, 1039 00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,480 but right now 1040 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:12,350 I think you two should go and dance. 1041 00:39:12,418 --> 00:39:13,819 * ...that I've never, ever shown * 1042 00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:17,022 * Just won't give up on me... * 1043 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:21,226 * Every word is true * 1044 00:39:21,292 --> 00:39:24,229 I wasn't going to come. 1045 00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:25,864 Seth called me and... 1046 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:27,799 I'm... glad you did, 1047 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:31,503 and I'm sorry about before. 1048 00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:34,372 I'm over the time-space plan. 1049 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,442 That's a bad, bad plan. 1050 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:40,412 Uh... what about? 1051 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:44,850 She, uh... she wanted me to ask you... 1052 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,253 ...if you wanted to dance with me. 1053 00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:51,356 * I don't want you to * 1054 00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:54,059 * I know it's late * 1055 00:39:54,125 --> 00:40:00,799 * Oh, wait... please, please, please, please * 1056 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:03,268 * Don't give up on me * 1057 00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:04,603 He sounds good, huh? 1058 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,104 You know you've created a monster. 1059 00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:09,841 Yeah, I do. There's somebody I want you to meet. 1060 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:10,909 Oh, hi. 1061 00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:12,911 Um, I'm-I'm Kirsten. 1062 00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:14,045 Alex. 1063 00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:15,781 Thank you so much for the party. 1064 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,949 Oh, no problem, really. This is the least I could do. 1065 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:19,050 That's true. 1066 00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:21,319 Uh, lovely tattoo. 1067 00:40:21,386 --> 00:40:22,554 Thank you. 1068 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:25,791 Your husband rocks, by the way. 1069 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:27,926 I mean, wow. 1070 00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:29,795 Well, please don't tell him that. 1071 00:40:31,797 --> 00:40:35,400 * Oh, hold on, baby... * 1072 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:37,603 ( applause, cheers ) 1073 00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:43,074 * Please... * 1074 00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:46,845 * Don't give up on me * 1075 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,018 Hey. 1076 00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:54,252 Hey. 1077 00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:55,386 Where have you been? 1078 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:56,988 I've been calling you all day. 1079 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:58,023 I know. 1080 00:40:58,089 --> 00:41:01,359 I've been thinking, and uh, 1081 00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:04,663 I can't do this anymore, I'm sorry. 1082 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:09,968 So you took the money. 1083 00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:11,436 No, 1084 00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:13,238 but that doesn't change anything. 1085 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,040 I know you're upset, but please, don't let my mom 1086 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:16,274 be the reason. Marissa, 1087 00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:17,843 this isn't about your mom. 1088 00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:19,444 All right, you can't blame her for everything. 1089 00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:21,179 But it's her fault. 1090 00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:23,181 I mean, if she wasn't against us, then there wouldn't be... 1091 00:41:23,248 --> 00:41:25,751 Then you probably wouldn't have dated me in the first place. 1092 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,887 I'm not saying you didn't like me. 1093 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:31,990 Just... not as much as you hate her. 1094 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:39,164 I'm sorry. 1095 00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:40,999 Why? 1096 00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:42,167 We had fun. 1097 00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:49,174 She left it blank. 1098 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,977 So why don't you go on a shopping spree on her? 1099 00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:01,486 You take care, okay? 1100 00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:04,823 Yeah, you, too. 1101 00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:13,932 ( crowd applauding and cheering ) 1102 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:16,301 ( raucous blues playing ) 1103 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:19,705 * And I can't remember * 1104 00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:22,407 * How I met her * 1105 00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:27,245 * Seems like she's always just been hanging on my arm * 1106 00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:29,114 * And I can't remember * 1107 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:30,916 * How I ever * 1108 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:37,422 * Oh, thought that I could live without her woman's charms * 1109 00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:40,792 * She loves to lie beside me * 1110 00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:42,861 * Almost every night * 1111 00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:49,000 * Well, she's no lady, she's my wife * 1112 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:55,006 * She's no lady, she's my wife. *