1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,636 Previously on the O.C.: 2 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:03,737 Julie and Caleb's wedding invitation. 3 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:05,473 Getting married in, uh.. Two weeks. 4 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,208 SETH: Wow, they're really doing it. 5 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:10,144 It's simple. Your boyfriend hits you, you leave him, right? 6 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:11,612 It's never simple. 7 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:13,481 You're probably fan of the classics, so.. 8 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,748 Superman, no? Batman? 9 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,617 You probably really need Ryan right now, 10 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,387 and me being here-- I'm just getting in the way. 11 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,489 It's more than twice what we put into it. 12 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,524 You caught me at a good time. 13 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,327 He is up to something. I don't care. $2,500,000. 14 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,196 You and me, we're going to be fine. 15 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:36,537 SETH: Ryan? Ryan, hey, hey, man, are you asleep? 16 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,512 Ryan? 17 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,447 I'm asleep. 18 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,749 Yeah. I can't sleep, either. 19 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,818 (sighs): I know what you're going to say. 20 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,853 You know, she hasn't technically dumped me yet, 21 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,089 but... it's only a matter of time, right? 22 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:57,658 So, what do I do? Do I force a confrontation, 23 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,294 or do I just continue to be whiny and passive-aggressive 24 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:03,797 until she realizes what a catch I am? 25 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:07,101 Ryan? Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, you asleep? 26 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,469 Yeah. Oh, okay, sorry. 27 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:11,239 I'm going to let you go back to sleep, okay? 28 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,841 As bad as things are, they're much worse for you, so... 29 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:16,644 What? I'm just saying that, I'm at least in my bed. 30 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,679 not sleeping here on my floor, not sleeping. 31 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,714 Because you won't stop talking. Yeah, but also 32 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,550 because your ex-girlfriend's sleeping in your room, 33 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,619 to the dismay of your girlfriend who you just got together with. 34 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:28,122 Marissa's fine with it. I'm sure she is, buddy. 35 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:31,325 Same way if, Oliver was sleeping on her couch, it's cool. 36 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:33,827 Should I kick Theresa out of the pool house? 37 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:36,364 No, but... aren't you just the least bit curious 38 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:37,898 as to when she's leaving? No. 39 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,201 No, I'm not. I'm not worried about it. Okay. 40 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:41,469 Okay. Good. Yeah. 41 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,671 Night. Go back to bed... or the floor. 42 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,750 Yeah, okay, I should talk to Theresa. 43 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,286 Let me come with you. 44 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,223 Theresa? 45 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:03,424 Housekeeping. 46 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:04,925 Hello? 47 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,261 SETH: Maybe she's still at work. 48 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:08,696 No, her bag's here. 49 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,664 Yeah. Apparently she's been shopping. 50 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,403 Sorry. I didn't hear you guys come in. 51 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,771 Hey, let me know if you ever need anything, okay? 52 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,808 My mom's got lots of toiletries. 53 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,610 Thanks, but, um, I'm probably not going 54 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,478 to be here that much longer. 55 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:26,747 Oh... you're not. Oh. 56 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,717 No. I-I can't impose on Seth's parents forever. 57 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,352 Sure. I intend to. 58 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,654 Thanks, but I really need to figure things out. 59 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,389 I have some family I can call, 60 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:37,525 so... 61 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,594 So, uh, see you tomorrow? 62 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:43,431 No, I picked up a morning shift at the bakery, so... 63 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,633 Oh, alright, so maybe after school? 64 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,736 Sure... but aren't you and Marissa...? 65 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,239 Yeah, no, I mean, we'll both see you after... 66 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,840 We'll actually all see you after school, 67 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,708 because, my girlfriend's currently dating her father, 68 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,510 which to me, is... Seth. 69 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:58,246 We'll talk about this tomorrow. 70 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:00,914 Goodnight. Goodnight. 71 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,484 Alright, goodnight. 72 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,885 Yeah. Night. 73 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,840 (piano and acoustic guitar strumming gentle melody) 74 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,380 * California, here we come 75 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:35,549 * Right back where we started from * 76 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,850 * California 77 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,919 * California... 78 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:47,295 * Cal... 79 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,701 * California 80 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,836 * Here we come. 81 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:00,974 So, what's it going to be, Cal: 82 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:02,743 the Hyatt Newporter... 83 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,578 the pool at the Four Seasons Hotel 84 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,280 where everybody gets married, 85 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:07,881 or the beautiful glass cathedral 86 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,718 overlooking the ocean at the Wayfarer's Chapel, hmm? 87 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,052 (sighs) 88 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,689 Uh, I have to get to work. 89 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:18,459 Wh-Wh-Whatever you like, angel. 90 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,828 Oh. 91 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,396 Sorry about breakfast, Kiki. 92 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,498 Dad, the only reason we're having this breakfast 93 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,600 is so that we can do some work. 94 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,902 You have been so busy with the wedding lately, 95 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,405 I haven't even seen you. Really? Because every time 96 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:34,542 I've asked him to help me he says he's working with you. 97 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,944 Really? So, Cay-Cay, what have you been doing all this time? 98 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,879 Don't you have someplace to be? 99 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:41,449 As a matter of fact, I'm meeting Jimmy for breakfast. 100 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:44,552 I bet even that sounds good to you right about now, huh? 101 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:45,719 The Wayfarer Chapel it is. 102 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:47,321 Well, a-are you sure? 103 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:49,623 I mean, these photos don't really do it justice. 104 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:52,693 I should take you up there this weekend. You'll love it. 105 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,762 I wish I could. I'm out of town. 106 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,897 What? Since when? You can't go out of town. 107 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,432 We're getting married next week. 108 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,100 Just one night. Business. 109 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,036 Business where? Uh... Nevada. 110 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:06,374 Nevada, as in Las Vegas, Nevada? 111 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,075 Actually... Dad, you're going out of town 112 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,743 for one night to Vegas on business? 113 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,745 What business? 114 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,381 There is no business. 115 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:14,882 You're going to Vegas because you're having 116 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,684 a bachelor party, aren't you? 117 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,019 Some of the investors and I are... Hiring strippers, 118 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,921 drinking too much and gambling all night 119 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,656 the weekend before our wedding. 120 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:25,426 Oh, geez, it sounds like a bachelor party to me. 121 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,828 I... I have to admit, I-I feel a little hurt 122 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,630 that I wasn't invited. Yeah, me, too. 123 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,965 Not that I have any affection for you, Cay-Cay. 124 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,535 You know that, but... I do love the Vegas. 125 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,604 I didn't know you loved the Vegas, Dad. 126 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,672 I love the Vegas. I love the Vegas. 127 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,741 Ryan, how do you feel about the Vegas? 128 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:44,077 I've never been to the Vegas. My mom was all about the Reno. 129 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:47,147 We should go. You love Vegas, Ryan and I have never been. 130 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,383 You can use his, mutant card counting abilities, 131 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,452 pay for the whole trip. Sounds like fun. 132 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:52,853 Yeah, it does. What about Theresa? 133 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,955 I can take care of Theresa. You should go. 134 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,790 Do I have any say in this? 135 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,426 (scoffs): No. 136 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,695 Enjoy your bachelor party. 137 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:06,400 (laughs) 138 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,539 (knock at door) 139 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:14,708 Hey. Hey. 140 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,109 Ready for breakfast? Almost. 141 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,912 My Realtor is coming here. Have to give her the contract. 142 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:20,748 Contract for what? Well, with any luck... 143 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,752 ...my new house. 144 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,488 Jimmy, it's right on the beach-- it's perfect. 145 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:30,624 Yeah, I just wannna give Marissa a home she can be proud of. 146 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,860 What are you gonna do with your half of Caleb's money? 147 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,962 I'm taking some of it with me to Vegas this weekend. 148 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,865 The boys and I are crashing his bachelor party. You wanna come? 149 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:41,435 Are you kidding? The man bailed us out, took Julie off my hands. 150 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:44,638 I'll buy him his first lap dance. 151 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,707 Hell, I'll give him one myself. (doorbell ringing) 152 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,643 Can you... can you grab that? I just got to get the contract. 153 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,715 Hi, Gail VanDeeper. You must be Sandy. Hi. Yeah. 154 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,584 Congratulations on selling the restaurant. 155 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,719 Oh. You guys must've made a fortune. 156 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,121 I heard Robert Campbell is gonna turn that whole area 157 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,723 into a outdoor mall. Robert Campbell? 158 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,025 Uh... we actually sold the restaurant to Caleb Nichol. 159 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:06,760 Oh, then I guess Caleb Nichol 160 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,862 is gonna make a fortune. Well, another fortune, right? 161 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:11,465 But you and Jimmy must've made good money, so... 162 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:14,568 what are you going to do next? 163 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:17,905 I want to kill him. Of course, then I'll have to go jail, 164 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,841 It'd be better than moving in with him and my mom, right? 165 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:24,211 And that way I wouldn't have to tell my dad I'm moving out. 166 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,246 You still haven't told him? 167 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,049 Well, what am I supposed to say: that Caleb's blackmailing me? 168 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:32,586 Then my dad'll kill him, and I'll have to move in with mom. 169 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,622 So, what are you going to tell him? 170 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:37,224 I don't know, but I've to do it by this weekend. 171 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,992 I think your dad might be going to Vegas this weekend. 172 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,661 How do you know? 173 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,763 Because I might be going to Vegas this weekend. 174 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,233 For what? Caleb's bachelor party. 175 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,502 What? With, like, uh, strippers 176 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,504 and prostitutes and showgirls? 177 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,172 Yeah, I don't know. I hope so. 178 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,774 (scoffs) What? No, I'm not going to go. 179 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:54,908 I can't leave Theresa here all by herself. 180 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:56,143 Theresa? What about me? 181 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,946 What? You-you know what I mean. 182 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,614 You-you got Summer and your sister. 183 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:03,083 Theresa-- she's got nobody. 184 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,586 Well, she's got me. 185 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,655 I mean, I am your girlfriend, right? 186 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,594 So, I mean, any friend of yours is a friend of mine... 187 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:15,829 right? 188 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,971 You are my girlfriend. 189 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,739 Glad to hear it. 190 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,042 Now, about those strippers... 191 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,278 Wh-What strippers-- I don't know any strippers. 192 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,013 I don't want Chippendales. 193 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:37,217 I want strippers: full-on, full-frontal male strippers... 194 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:40,020 preferably at a place that serves bottomless margaritas. 195 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,589 Uh-huh. 196 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,692 Or I can invite the girls over and I can throw you 197 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,960 a lovely catered bachelorette cocktail party. 198 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:49,797 With strippers. Without strippers. 199 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:52,633 Julie, we are smart, sophisticated women. 200 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,702 We don't need strange naked men 201 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:57,971 dancing in front of us to be entertained. 202 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,140 (sighs) 203 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:03,577 I'm not as smart as you. Plus, the boys are getting strippers. 204 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,345 The boys are not getting strippers. 205 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,715 Kirsten, it's Las Vegas. 206 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:10,150 You get strippers as a side with your entree. 207 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,752 Of course they're getting strippers. 208 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,887 Why else would Sandy go to Vegas with Caleb? 209 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,288 Strippers, huh? Uh-huh. 210 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,090 Let's get all the Newpsies into limos, 211 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:19,126 drive to L.A., have dinner on Sunset, 212 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,228 then head south to Mantopia or the Stud Farm. 213 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,630 You've done your research. 214 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,798 Todd in Accounting, who also told me 215 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,333 about this place called the Petting Zoo. 216 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,068 It's not exactly legal, but... 217 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:31,171 Julie, I am not going to a place called the Petting Zoo. 218 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,206 You don't know where the pets have been. 219 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,843 We'll be too drunk to care. No strippers. 220 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,344 Just one stripper? 221 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,946 Please? 222 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,381 Just one little stripper who never hurt anyone 223 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,818 who's just trying to make his way in the world... 224 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,854 naked. 225 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,956 One little stripper. 226 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,224 Yes! You're the best. 227 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,661 But no Chippendales. 228 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,928 And not little. 229 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,699 A bachelor party? 230 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:01,702 Mm-hmm, where really anything could happen. 231 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,837 (scoffs): Good to know. 232 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,906 Yeah, just kind of a courtesy thing, really, 233 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,941 seeing as how... the last time I checked, 234 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,643 we're still boyfriend and girlfriend... 235 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,779 even though you've been ignoring me in the halls 236 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,081 and don't return any of my calls. 237 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,249 I didn't mean for that to rhyme. 238 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,752 Look, Cohen... I just want you to tell me 239 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,855 you're not gonna let what your dad thinks of me break us up. 240 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,030 He's my dad. So what? I don't... 241 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,432 Summer, I don't care about your dad, okay? 242 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,267 I care about you... a lot, 243 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:38,005 and if that's not good enough for you... 244 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,840 Obviously, that's not good enough for you, 245 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,809 so I'm going to go to Vegas. 246 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,084 Hi. 247 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,419 Hey. 248 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,121 How was work? How you feeling? 249 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,857 Good. Um, I'm actually going back. 250 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,726 I picked up another shift tonight. 251 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,929 Marissa and I were kind of hoping we could all hang out. 252 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,697 Yeah, I can't. 253 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:06,867 Um, I have to make money if I'm going to go to Atlanta. 254 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:07,768 Atlanta? 255 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,937 Yeah, my cousin Kim lives in Atlanta, 256 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,305 and she said I could go stay with her 257 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,075 as long as I pay my own way, so... 258 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:18,245 I mean, she doesn't have a pool house or anything, but... 259 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,814 that way, maybe I can get a second chance, too. 260 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,819 How much you need? 261 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,426 Ryan, I can't take your money. 262 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,365 I don't even... I... $2,000. 263 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,301 I'll ask the Cohens. No, you won't. 264 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,805 Listen to me. This is not your problem, okay? 265 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,775 Go, win, make money. 266 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,743 That's what I'm going to do. 267 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,984 Oh! Ow! My ankle! 268 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,520 $2,000, huh? 269 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,522 Well, I've got about... 270 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,225 I'd say I got about $1,000 in savings bonds. 271 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,960 Bar Mitzvah bucks. 272 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,762 Yeah, and I could throw in a couple hundred. 273 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,030 I can't ask you guys to do that. 274 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,965 Well, you didn't ask. We volunteered. 275 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,768 Thanks, but it's not enough. But you can make enough, 276 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,470 you take that money to Vegas and triple it on the blackjack. 277 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,272 I don't know. It's been a while 278 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,074 since I've done the whole card-counting thing. 279 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,343 I'm going to start you off slow, right? 280 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,913 If you suck, I'm just going to cut you off. 281 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,981 Well, how do we get into the casinos? 282 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,283 We'd use our fake IDs. You have fake IDs? 283 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,853 Stevie Sebolski of Menlo Park. It's good to meet you. 284 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,487 Have you met my associate, Marty Nevis? 285 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,555 MARISSA: Oh, God. 286 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,858 Okay, look, you guys go to Vegas. 287 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,359 I'll take care of Theresa. 288 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,161 If you win, great. 289 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:45,365 If not, well, then, Theresa never has to know. 290 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,100 What do you have to lose? 291 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,936 Just $1,000 in Bar Mitzvah bonds, 292 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,437 but other than that, nothing. 293 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,973 Are you in? 294 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:56,209 Marty, are you in? 295 00:12:58,545 --> 00:12:59,546 I'm in. 296 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,517 * Check-ch-check-check- check-ch-check it out * 297 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,519 * What-wha-what-what- what's it all about? * 298 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,421 * Work-wa-work-work- work-wa-work it out * 299 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,091 * Let's turn this, turn this party out * 300 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,126 * Said, "Doc what's the condition? * 301 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,262 * I'm a man that's on a mission" * 302 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,297 * Said, "Son, you'd better listen * 303 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,066 * Stuck in your-- what?-- is an electrician" * 304 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,134 * Like a scientist 305 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,036 * Mmm, when I'm applying this 306 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,838 * Method of controlling my mind * 307 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,140 * Like Einstein and the rappin' duke combined * 308 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,342 Well, I love the Vegas. Reno was never like this. 309 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,513 * Some call it salugi Some hot potato * 310 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,616 * I stole your mic and you won't see it later * 311 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,351 * I add up... 312 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,053 What is this place? 313 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,255 This is the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. 314 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,257 According to Seth, it is Ground Zero 315 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,059 for aging hipsters like yourself. 316 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,463 I thought we were going to Caesars. 317 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,531 Yeah, about that. 318 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,600 Caesars didn't have a permanent Springsteen exhibit. 319 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,302 Although they do have Celine Dion. 320 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,104 Yet another reason we're staying here. 321 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,173 Hey, mock if you must, but the woman can sing, sing, sing. 322 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,275 You're going to regret saying that on your birthday. 323 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,311 Yeah, really. Welcome to the Hard Rock. 324 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,114 My name is Amy. Which one of you is Mr. Cohen? 325 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,416 Oh, uh... Hi, Amy. We spoke on the phone. 326 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,951 It's good to see you. Yes, good to see you. 327 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,552 We have the penthouse ready for you. 328 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,454 If you gentlemen will follow me. Penthouse? 329 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,056 Yeah. 330 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,091 So, whose card did you put that on? 331 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,526 Oh, please-- the old man's. 332 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,561 Oh, I love you, son, I love you. 333 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,330 I love you, too, Dad. Aw... 334 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,432 Just not as much as I love Vegas. Huh! 335 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,200 The casino, restaurants, pool and spa 336 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,302 are all on this level, if you'll follow me, 337 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,138 I'll show you our famous bowling alley. 338 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,672 Dear God, there's a bowling alley. 339 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,374 Yes, sir. It's in your room. 340 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,544 Did you see that? 341 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:42,015 I just almost bowled a strike. 342 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,117 In our hotel room, man. 343 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,086 I'm never going home. 344 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,360 It's like a million-dollar frat house. 345 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,096 ( chuckling ): I know. It's fantastic. 346 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,931 Mmm. Well, I'm going to explore the casino. 347 00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,967 AMY: May I give you gentlemen a tour? 348 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,601 No, I'll find my own way, thanks. 349 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,370 We're good, thanks, Amy. Oh, thanks. 350 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,340 Uh, actually, you know what? 351 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,609 We'll, uh, we'll take that tour. Yeah. 352 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,212 Oh, sure. I just need to see some ID. 353 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,181 Oh... It's just a formality. 354 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,416 We have a lot of kids under 21 355 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,551 using fake IDs to get onto the casino floor. 356 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,554 We hate to have to throw them out of the hotel. 357 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,158 I don't think we're going to need that tour, actually, 358 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,027 but thank you for stopping by so much. 359 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,461 That's really sweet. 360 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,133 What are we going to do, man? 361 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,534 I don't want to get thrown out. 362 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,636 I love the hotel. Me, too. 363 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,039 I want to marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted, 364 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,240 alcoholic kids with it. 365 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,608 Fine, we'll find another casino. 366 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,143 What, like a youth casino? 367 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,311 ( chuckles softly ) 368 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,445 Seth, it's Vegas. 369 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,649 You want to find some action, all you got to do is ask. 370 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,751 * Right there where the heart breaks... * 371 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,186 Winner, pay the line. 372 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,454 ( phone ringing ) 373 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,059 Yeah? 374 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,694 Where are we doing this? 375 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:05,765 No, I'm at the Hard Rock, of all places. 376 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,268 Fine. I'm on my cell. 377 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,570 So, where's the party? 378 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,573 There is no party, just a quiet dinner. 379 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,507 Hey, speaking of dinner, have you figured out 380 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,776 what you're going to do with the restaurant? 381 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:21,081 No. You figured out what you're gonna do with all that money. 382 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,116 I'm putting all mine on the hard ways. 383 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,686 Jimmy's going to buy a house for himself and Marissa. 384 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,489 Really? Yeah. 385 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,258 Last time I talked to Marissa, 386 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,126 she was planning on moving in with us. 387 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,496 * La la la la la 388 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,531 * La la la la la... 389 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:45,072 MAN ( over TV ): Ever gonna stop being mad at me... 390 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,640 I'm sorry, but does it strike anyone else as tragic 391 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,443 that the boys are in Las Vegas doing God knows what 392 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,113 while we're sitting here watching The Valley marathon? 393 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,615 Hey, that's Sum's favorite show, okay? 394 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,084 Right, Sum? 395 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,285 ( sniffling ) 396 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,620 Are you crying? No. 397 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,189 ( sniffling ) 398 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,224 It's a sad episode. 399 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,358 ( sniffling ) 400 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,695 She broke up with Seth. 401 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,230 Coop! What? Why? 402 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,464 Her dad doesn't approve. 403 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,732 Coop. Please. You think 404 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:16,669 my dad approves of Jimmy Cooper? The man's a felon. 405 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,071 No offense. 406 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,339 Yeah, I know. 407 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,308 Anyway, my mom still doesn't approve of Ryan. 408 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,542 It's like a rule. 409 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,411 Like, your parents almost have to disapprove. 410 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,778 Otherwise, the sex isn't any good. 411 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,714 Was that an overshare? 412 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,516 Yeah, he kind of is my dad. 413 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,683 Yeah. 414 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,851 ( doorbell rings ) 415 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,088 Yeah, I'll get the door. 416 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,290 Hey. 417 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,226 Hey... can I talk to you? 418 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,527 Alone? 419 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:49,269 You want me to get you a stripper? Well, not me. 420 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,437 Julie. 421 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,372 And I only ask because... 422 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,174 you were a stripper. 423 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,442 Can I ask you something? 424 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,477 How do you get yourself into these things? 425 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,280 I wish I knew. Does she have a picture of you 426 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,382 wearing culottes, or something? You don't like Julie Cooper. 427 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,351 Shh! Marissa's still here. 428 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,453 And that's not entirely true. 429 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,255 You let her walk all over you. 430 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,290 You're upset with her because she's marrying Dad. 431 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,160 Yeah, for his money. The same reason that she married Jimmy. 432 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,662 Well, she's not your biggest fan, either. 433 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,798 Why am I getting her a stripper? Because if you don't... 434 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,733 she's going to make me take her 435 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,769 to a place called The Petting Zoo 436 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,172 which, according to Todd in Accounting-- 437 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,539 they pet. 438 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,175 ( chuckling ): You know what? 439 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,444 I'll do it. If Julie Cooper wants a stripper, 440 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,913 I know just the man for the job. 441 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,448 Thank you. 442 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,150 ( upbeat music playing ) 443 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,764 SETH: We live in an age of miracles, Ryan. Look at them frolicking. 444 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,733 Look how much fun it is. There's bowling alleys in the penthouse, 445 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,735 you know what I'm saying, hotel rooms? 446 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,870 There's beaches in the middle of the desert. 447 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,572 There's so many bikini-clad women 448 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,409 that I haven't even thought about Summer since, like... 449 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,444 Since you left a message on her machine? 450 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,446 Sure, that's right, but that was also 451 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,481 20 minutes ago. I'm feeling liberated now, confident. 452 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,418 Like I could walk up to any one of these women and just... 453 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,552 converse. 454 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,754 Know what I'm saying? 455 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,723 Okay, go for it. Okay. 456 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,295 The thing is, I don't wanna be rude to you. 457 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,830 I can take care of myself. 458 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,665 Yeah, well, but I can't, I can't... 459 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,735 I can't just go up to some strange girl and say, "Oh..." 460 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,837 Excuse me, would you mind if I kissed you? 461 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,605 Are you talking to me? 462 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,712 Sorry. The Hard Rock's kind of exclusive. 463 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,582 You can't use the beach unless you're with a guest, so... 464 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,750 I'm Jen. Seth. 465 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,552 And you are an excellent kisser. 466 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,354 Can I buy you guys a drink? 467 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,622 Uh, yeah, I think we're out, so that, um... 468 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,291 ( phone ringing ) 469 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,593 Would you hold on one second? It's Summer. 470 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,961 Hey. 471 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,830 Cohen... listen, I've been thinking. 472 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,699 Yeah? 473 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,501 Hey, I have to kiss you again. 474 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,502 What? What? 475 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,239 Cohen, what is going on over there? 476 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,475 Wow. 477 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,510 You're an amazing kisser. 478 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,479 Hold that thought, please. 479 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,913 Hey, Summer, um... 480 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,415 Hello? 481 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,849 He's kissing another girl. 482 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,419 No. Yes, right in front of me on the phone. 483 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,387 I can't believe this. 484 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,722 I have been crying actual tears over that ass, 485 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,023 and he's kissing randoms. 486 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,592 Okay, you know what? 487 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,927 We're going to have a girls' night out, okay? 488 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,029 Theresa's coming over, we can do whatever you want. 489 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,532 Really? 'Cause all I want to do right now 490 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,834 is go to Las Vegas and kick Cohen's ass. 491 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,636 She's gonna kick my ass. Yeah. 492 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:37,837 Was that your girlfriend? 493 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,406 "Was" being the operative word there. 494 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,441 I am so sorry. No, it's... listen... 495 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,543 I shouldn't even be here. I should go. 496 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,412 I have a paper to write, anyway. 497 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,414 Yeah, we should probably go, too, so... 498 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,016 Where are you guys headed? Can I give you a lift? 499 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:53,386 You have a car here? Yeah, I live here. I go to UNLV. 500 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,954 Ah. English major, 501 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,490 with a weakness for fake beaches. 502 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:58,791 What about you guys? 503 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,760 Uh, just visiting. Yeah. 504 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,362 We're looking for a blackjack game. 505 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,596 Yeah, it's sort of business. 506 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:07,334 I don't know about blackjack but a couple of guys from my class 507 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,668 are doing this poker thing downtown. 508 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:09,802 It's kind of intense, though. 509 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:12,004 Want to go? 510 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,606 Sure. Sure. 511 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,619 Hey. How'd it go with Caleb? 512 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,322 Ah, he stonewalled me. I got nothing. 513 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,958 Maybe he's just out here for his bachelor party. 514 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,026 ( chuckling ): Yeah, right. Yeah, a bachelor party 515 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,095 where Robert Campbell just happened to stop by 516 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,698 and pay him half a billion dollars for The Coastline. 517 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,067 So, he's profiting from our loss. He's Caleb Nichol. 518 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,704 That's what he does. He paid us a huge amount of money for that 519 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,874 restaurant. He's the only reason I can put a bid on a house. 520 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,976 You may want to retract that bid, 521 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,544 because according to Caleb, 522 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:52,779 Marissa's moving in with him. 523 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,719 MARISSA: Summer had to go home, but she wants us to call if we go out. 524 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,021 Yeah, I don't feel like going out much, if that's okay. 525 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,723 Yeah, no, of course it's okay. 526 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:07,560 We'll just order in. You want, like, Indian, Chinese, sushi? 527 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,929 No, not sushi. I can't do raw fish. 528 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:12,465 Okay, um, well, what about something else to drink? 529 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,668 I think we have like, juice, soda, beer? 530 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:16,969 No, I can't. 531 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,539 I mean, I shouldn't. Thanks. 532 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,674 You can't drink, you can't have sushi... 533 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,109 What are you, pregnant? 534 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,947 Oh, my God, are you pregnant? 535 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,038 RYAN: We're just playing Texas Hold 'Em, right? 536 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:55,041 Yup. Last time I was here, it was, like, a $250 buy-in. 537 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,577 As in $250? 538 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,112 Why, do you play? Yeah, just for fun. 539 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,782 Well, it was fun until last time I lost that $250. 540 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,056 These guys-- they don't play for fun. 541 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:18,931 ( sighs softly ) 542 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,967 You do know how to play poker, right? 543 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,969 Yeah. I haven't played in a while, but... 544 00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:24,504 Great, great. 545 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:25,505 How about I go buy us a drink? 546 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:26,739 Okay. Okay. 547 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,911 Look, we don't have to do this. Yeah, well, what about Theresa? 548 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,212 Theresa's not your responsibility. 549 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,582 Well, she's not yours either, yet here we are. 550 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,717 So, listen... I love the Vegas. 551 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,786 It's time to see if the Vegas loves me. 552 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:54,133 Howdy. 553 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,708 I haven't told anyone. 554 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:04,711 Not my mom, not Eddie... 555 00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:06,846 especially not Ryan. 556 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,681 You're the only one who knows, so... 557 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,517 I'm not going to tell anyone, I promise. 558 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,921 Hey, do you not want to talk about this? 559 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,989 I've been going crazy keeping this to myself. 560 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:21,193 Okay, so, do you know what you want to do? 561 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:24,597 I don't even have the money to get to Atlanta, 562 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:28,000 so I have no idea how I would pay for an... 563 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:38,645 I mean, even if I had the baby... 564 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,580 I work in a bakery, you know? 565 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:42,915 What am I supposed to do? 566 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:44,984 Well, maybe if you talk to Eddie... 567 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:46,686 No, I can't. 568 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:49,556 He'll try to convince me to marry him and have the baby... 569 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:53,893 or else he'll say it isn't his. 570 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:55,762 Who else's could it be? 571 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:13,613 ( upbeat music playing ) 572 00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:25,057 ( slurping ) 573 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:44,611 All in. 574 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:46,045 $2,500. 575 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,666 Pocket aces. 576 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:17,977 Hey, hey. 577 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,278 How you doing there, buddy? 578 00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:21,080 Well, we got your bar mitzvah money, 579 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:23,382 we got Theresa's money, now we got to go. 580 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,218 No. What about the Ryan and Seth go-to-Europe money, my man? 581 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,254 Get back. We can get Vespas. Vespas-- really? 582 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:30,757 Yeah, it's Europe. Harleys, whatever. 583 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:32,859 The point is, man, why quit when you're ahead? 584 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:35,261 Because if we don't, Angry Trucker Hat over there 585 00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:38,264 is going to hurt me. Maybe he's not angry at you. 586 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:41,934 Maybe he's angry 'cause people don't wear trucker hats anymore. 587 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:44,704 Come on, I'm doing so good with Jen, I think. 588 00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:46,806 Invite her back to the room, or something. 589 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:49,175 It is kind of sweaty in here. I'd like to, 590 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:51,277 but how am I going to do that? 591 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:56,215 Hey. So, uh, Seth and I were wondering... 592 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,017 if... If you would like 593 00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:00,386 to come back to our hotel room with us 594 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:02,655 and go bowling, which is not as weird as it sounds. 595 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,857 Are you guys staying in the penthouse? 596 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:08,928 My girlfriends and I've wanted to rent that. But it's so expensive. 597 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,897 Yeah, well, uh, you should call them. 598 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:12,364 You should bring them over. 599 00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:14,233 Are you serious? Yeah. 600 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:16,135 Call them. Okay, thanks. 601 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,743 ( sighing ) 602 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,712 ( rock ballad intro playing ) 603 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:35,755 Now, isn't this better than some seedy Hollywood club? 604 00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:37,056 Mmm. 605 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:38,891 Mmm, when's the stripper getting here? 606 00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:41,260 Don't tell me, I want it to be a surprise. 607 00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:42,929 ( doorbell ringing ) 608 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:43,930 ( gasping ) 609 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:46,065 Surprise. I'll get it. 610 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:48,100 Uh, maybe I'd better go with you. 611 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,336 You know, in case it's a UPS man, 612 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,872 and I have to sign for the package. 613 00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:56,342 Or maybe it's a plumber, and he needs to tighten my pipes. 614 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,077 Or... you know what? 615 00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:00,046 What if it's... Hailey. 616 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,714 What are you doing here? 617 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:04,083 Kirsten invited me, since you clearly forgot. 618 00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:05,718 My memory is fine. 619 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,253 Uh... crab cakes? 620 00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:10,089 I can't stay. I just saw a fire truck out front, 621 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,924 and wanted to make sure everything was okay. 622 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:13,893 Fire truck? 623 00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:15,161 Is it hot in here... 624 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:19,331 or is it just me? 625 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:20,733 * My girl 626 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:24,003 * Ugn, ugn 627 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,938 * My girl 628 00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:28,741 ( squealing ) 629 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:30,342 * My girl 630 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,510 WOMAN: Whoo-hoo! 631 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,045 * Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo 632 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,180 ( squealing ) Ooh! 633 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:35,347 * My girl 634 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:36,315 ( women whooping ) 635 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:38,050 ( laughing ) 636 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:40,119 * The way you walk and talk 637 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:42,154 * The way it turns me on... 638 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:43,289 Whoo! 639 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:46,859 Hailey, I said one stripper. 640 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:49,461 * The way you squeeze and tease * 641 00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:51,297 * Knocks to my knees 642 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:55,835 * You're smokin', baby, baby 643 00:28:55,868 --> 00:29:00,372 * The way you swerve and curve really wrecks my nerves * 644 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,408 ( phone ringing ) * I'm so excited, child 645 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:03,910 Ooh! 646 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,012 * Whoo, whoo The way you push * 647 00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:07,313 * Push... 648 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:09,348 ( phone ringing ) 649 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,382 Hello. 650 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,051 Hey. 651 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,321 Oh, thank God it's you. There are four male strippers 652 00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:17,990 dressed as firemen dancing in our living room. 653 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:19,926 Theme stripping-- you got to love that. 654 00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:22,361 ( women whooping ) 655 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:23,896 Oh, wait. 656 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,265 Now they're not dressed as anything at all. 657 00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:28,334 Well, try to keep them off the furniture. 658 00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:30,236 So how's everything going in Vegas? 659 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:33,339 Let me ask you something: Do you find it at all odd 660 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:35,174 that after your father bought into the restaurant, 661 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:36,475 as powerful as he is, 662 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:38,477 we were still denied our liquor license? 663 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:41,313 Well, yeah, but the guy that was on the liquor board 664 00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:43,015 was an ex-client of Jimmy's. 665 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:45,451 So, your dad doesn't know anyone on the liquor board. 666 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:48,821 Well, he knows everyone, but why would he do something like that? 667 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,456 He was a partner in the restaurant. 668 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:54,560 So he could buy us out cheap and turn around and sell it to 669 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,362 Robert Campbell for ten times as much. 670 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,197 Sandy, he wouldn't do that. 671 00:29:58,230 --> 00:29:59,932 Honey, when are you gonna realize 672 00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:01,901 there is nothing your dad wouldn't do? 673 00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,235 What are you going to do? 674 00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:05,271 I'm going to talk to your father. 675 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,573 Hey, Ryan. Yeah? 676 00:30:07,606 --> 00:30:09,441 I'm proud of you, man. 677 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:12,211 Not as proud as if we were on Vespas, but... 678 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:15,081 Jen, we're going to do strip bowling. I'm not a good bowler, 679 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:17,183 so you'll probably see my tush. 680 00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:19,285 Hey, you guys go ahead. I'm gonna catch up. 681 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,053 Yeah, hurry up. Okay. 682 00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:25,424 Hey, I still haven't heard from you. 683 00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:28,294 I just want to make sure you're okay. Ryan's here, he'd like 684 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,629 to say hi. Give us a call back, okay? 685 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,865 I love you, kiddo. 686 00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:35,634 I've been calling her all day. She hasn't picked up her cell. 687 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,237 Everything okay? Listen, do you know anything 688 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:42,008 about Marissa moving in with Caleb and Julie? 689 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,976 Uh, yeah. 690 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:45,311 She finally told you? 691 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,513 No, she didn't. 692 00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:49,648 Caleb told Sandy. 693 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,350 This was something I should know? 694 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:55,454 What? No, nothing, I just... 695 00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:58,057 I don't know why he'd do that. They had a deal. 696 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:00,226 A deal? What kind of deal? 697 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:07,533 Move. 698 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,936 Hi. The name is Cohen, C-O-H-E-N. 699 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,603 I think that's how you spell it. 700 00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:13,372 * 701 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:16,242 You can pretty much see the entire strip from here. 702 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:21,013 Yeah, you can see it from here, too. 703 00:31:26,085 --> 00:31:27,519 It's very impressive. 704 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:30,089 Wait till you see what happens next. 705 00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:32,458 Mmm. I would, actually, I would like that very much, 706 00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:34,626 to see what happens next. 707 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:37,329 The thing is, I'm kind of in love with my girlfriend, 708 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:39,265 and that makes it weird. 709 00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:41,500 Ex-girlfriend, right? That's a good point. 710 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:43,069 Mm-hmm. 711 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,511 Cohen! 712 00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:53,645 Summer? 713 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:55,414 I-I tried to stop her. 714 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:56,983 Get away from him, whore. 715 00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:59,018 Whoa, whoa, hey, she's not a whore, okay? 716 00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,086 She goes to UNLV. 717 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,720 Oh, you know what? I'm sorry-- skank. 718 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,255 WOMAN: Hello? 719 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:10,329 Mmm, did somebody order more skanks? 720 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,663 Come on in, you guys. 721 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:14,666 Ryan, Seth-- this is Valerie 722 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:18,137 Shannon and Grace. 723 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,272 Aren't you going to introduce me? 724 00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:25,011 What are you doing here, Lucas? 725 00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:28,014 This many girls, I'm going to need payment before the party. 726 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:30,016 Uh, wait, no... Payment? Are you, uh...? 727 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:32,985 You're a prostitute. I knew it! 728 00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:36,722 So, four girls till midnight. Plus, you had Jen all afternoon. 729 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,425 No, man, I think I've been had all afternoon. 730 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,593 Uh, either way, it's 250 an hour 731 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:44,163 which brings us to a grand total of... 732 00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:46,232 ( clicking tongue ) 733 00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:47,466 ...$5,000. 734 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:52,638 LUCAS: So... 735 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:55,174 what'll it be, gentlemen, cash, check or charge? 736 00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:04,350 I hate the Vegas. 737 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:08,087 My entire life, I've never even seen a prostitute. 738 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,589 Now I have four of them taking advantage of me in my room. 739 00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:12,391 And not in a nice way. 740 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:15,694 Well, way to go, whore boy. Thanks. 741 00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:16,895 Alright, alright. Summer, how much money you got? 742 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:20,466 I'm not giving you my money. I'm was not the one worked over. 743 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,468 I wasn't worked on, I was entrapped. 744 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,404 This is your fault. You are the one who broke up with me. 745 00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:27,273 So you hire yourself a call girl? 746 00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:28,107 Your dad wouldn't approve? 747 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:30,342 This has nothing to do with my dad. 748 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:31,710 You're absolutely right, it doesn't. 749 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:34,280 I overreacted a little. Maybe a little. I don't know. 750 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,115 Maybe if you didn't try so hard with him... 751 00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:38,317 I did that because it was important to you. 752 00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:47,059 You swear nothing else happened with the skank-ho? 753 00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:49,795 I swear. One kiss. 754 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:51,330 Maybe four. 755 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,065 I hope you enjoyed them, 756 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:55,501 because if anything like this happens again, I'll kill you. 757 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:59,071 You won't have to. If we don't get 5,000 soon, her pimp will. 758 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:00,472 Between my money and Theresa's money, 759 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:03,275 it's only 3,000. 760 00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:04,443 ( zipper opening ) 761 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,578 3,500. 762 00:34:12,184 --> 00:34:16,788 Thanks, but that's... still leaves us 1,500 short. 763 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:19,358 You know, you guys did buy us till midnight. 764 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:20,692 That's more than enough time 765 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,628 for another time game of no-limit hold 'em. 766 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:26,632 That's a card game, not hooker talk. 767 00:34:30,302 --> 00:34:31,570 ( clears throat ) 768 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:34,706 Well, that was some performance. 769 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:38,277 ( chuckles ): Believe me, that... 770 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:39,578 that was nothing. 771 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:42,214 What are you doing after the party? 772 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:44,116 Getting married. 773 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:46,385 Yeah. But not tonight, right? 774 00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:56,662 Let me get my purse. 775 00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:02,668 Oh, thanks for the party. You're leaving? 776 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,236 I'm exhausted, 777 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,605 and the boys are getting back from Vegas early, so... 778 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:13,645 Tell me your sister's not hitting on that poor stripper. 779 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,814 Oh, they're, they're old friends. 780 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:18,450 In fact, Hailey set this whole thing up. 781 00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:19,718 She did? Mm-hmm. 782 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:21,553 Really? 783 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:22,788 Excuse me. 784 00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:29,595 So what was the plan, Hailey? 785 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,397 Get your stripper friend to proposition me 786 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:33,765 then tell daddy all about it and the wedding's off? 787 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:36,568 Please. I know you'd never sleep with Jeff. 788 00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:40,206 He doesn't make enough money. 789 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,708 And what the hell is that supposed to mean? 790 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:45,677 Well, you married Jimmy for his money, and now my dad. 791 00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:47,746 You see, Jeffrey here might be a stripper, 792 00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:49,781 but honey, you're a whore. 793 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,519 Ooh. 794 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:54,753 You're going down, bitch. 795 00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:56,722 Who you calling bitch, bitch?! 796 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,590 Oh, my God. 797 00:35:58,624 --> 00:36:00,759 Hailey, stop it! Easy. 798 00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,394 Stop it, ladies. 799 00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:04,196 ( screaming ) 800 00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:07,466 ( both yelling ) 801 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,769 Bitch! You bitch! 802 00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,306 ( both yelling ) 803 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:15,741 Ow! Ow! 804 00:36:15,774 --> 00:36:17,609 ( both yelling ) 805 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:18,710 You bitch! 806 00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:24,983 JULIE: I never liked you even when you were a little twerp. 807 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,318 Come on! 808 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,489 Hey, how are you? I'm meeting someone here. 809 00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:34,593 Caleb! There you are. 810 00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:37,463 Jeez, I'm so glad you guys didn't start eating without me. 811 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:39,298 Mr. Campbell, how are you? Sandy Cohen. 812 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:40,932 I'm Caleb's son-in-law, former business partner. 813 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,601 How is the food here? 814 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:43,969 The filet is excellent. Really? 815 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:45,704 Would you care to join us? 816 00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:48,006 Actually, Robert, we should... Don't mind if I do. 817 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,975 So, Mr. Campbell, I understand that you're interested 818 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,643 in Caleb's Balboa coastline property. 819 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:53,745 Oh, I can see why. 820 00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:55,481 It is the perfect location. 821 00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:56,948 Do you mind? 822 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:58,750 I'm parched. 823 00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:01,520 Mm. As a matter of fact, some partners and I 824 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,422 recently tried to open a restaurant there. 825 00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:05,357 Not unlike this one, except 826 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:08,794 we had two kinds of meat loaf and dirty martinis. 827 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:12,030 The problem was, we could not get a liquor license. 828 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:15,301 And for the longest time, we couldn't figure out why. 829 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:17,903 Sandy, this is not the time. You going to eat that? 830 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:20,672 Turns out, one of our partners went behind our backs 831 00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:22,974 to a friend of his at the city council 832 00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:25,644 and got them to deny us the liquor license. 833 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:29,047 So he bought us out and now he's peddling that piece of property 834 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,283 at a much higher price to someone else. 835 00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:33,585 Robert, I have to ask you to excuse us. 836 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:36,388 The problem is, the joke's on him. 837 00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:38,890 Not only is he guilty of collusion and fraud, 838 00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:41,693 but he and his property are going to be tied up 839 00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:43,429 in civil litigation for months. 840 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:47,566 Years, if I have anything to say about it. 841 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,301 Bottom line: 842 00:37:49,335 --> 00:37:52,638 that coastline property... it's absolutely worthless. 843 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:54,906 What do you think of that, Mr. Campbell? 844 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,976 I have to ask you to leave. Get your hands off me! 845 00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:00,011 You want to go, we'll go. Come on. 846 00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:02,280 Sandy, don't. Let me. I'll take you... 847 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,418 You think you can manipulate me?! 848 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:08,787 Hold my daughter hostage?! Easy, easy. What are you doing? 849 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,356 You beat me to the punch. 850 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:13,525 We'll see you back in Newport, Dad. Come on. Go, go. 851 00:38:25,604 --> 00:38:27,506 I bet 500 you got nothing. 852 00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:33,645 I'm out. 853 00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:42,354 I need you to lend me some money. 854 00:38:42,388 --> 00:38:45,090 What? No. No, way. You just lost, like, $3,000. 855 00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:46,892 There's no way I'm lending you money. 856 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,794 Then I guess you don't get paid. 857 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,729 Look, this is not a game, okay? 858 00:38:50,762 --> 00:38:52,798 You and your friends could get seriously hurt. 859 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,433 Yeah, well, whose fault is that? 860 00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:56,067 I was just doing my job. 861 00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:58,404 You were staying in penthouse. I thought you had money. 862 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:01,807 Look, I don't understand. 863 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,009 This afternoon, you were doing so good. 864 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:06,845 Now you suck. 865 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:09,481 I guess angry-trucker-hat's feeling confident right now. 866 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:13,952 Wouldn't you say? 867 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:19,124 You lost on purpose? 868 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:21,927 I won a lot of money this afternoon. 869 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,562 Now I need yours. 870 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:26,131 ( zipper opening ) 871 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:37,443 Deal me in. 872 00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:42,013 I can't believe he gave you his angry-trucker hat. 873 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:44,115 He didn't give it to me, I won it. 874 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:45,917 That's not really winning, then. 875 00:39:45,951 --> 00:39:48,820 Aw, be nice, Cohen. He paid off your pimps and your hos. 876 00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:51,657 Yeah. I did lose your bar mitzvah money though. Sorry. 877 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:54,526 I lost my bar mitzvah money. And I also lost Theresa's money 878 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,962 which is the only reason you even came here. 879 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:58,797 Ah, it's not the only reason. 880 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:01,132 Yeah, you don't think the trip's a total waste? 881 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,901 I mean, we won some, we lost some. 882 00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:05,504 I say we're walking out of Vegas pretty much even. 883 00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:08,507 Well, I'd say some of us are walking out ahead. 884 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,075 Mmm! 885 00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:13,211 If it were up to you, we wouldn't be walking out of here. 886 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,046 We have a good Vegas story to tell. 887 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,748 Don't think you want to tell people 888 00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:19,217 that you lost your bar mitzvah money on prostitutes. 889 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,019 Ah, well, you know what they say, 890 00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:22,821 "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." 891 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,155 I thought that was Tijuana. 892 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:26,592 I think that hat should stay in Vegas. Hey, hey! 893 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:29,561 ( laughing ) Hey. 894 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:31,062 SETH: Sorry. 895 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:33,164 * What-wha-what-what- what's it all about? * 896 00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:34,900 * Work-wa-work-work- work-wa-work it out * 897 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,002 * Let's turn this, turn this party out * 898 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:39,137 SETH: Oh! 899 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:40,839 ( gasps in awe ) 900 00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:42,674 I definitely love the Vegas. 901 00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:45,644 * Check-ch-check-check- check-ch-check it out * 902 00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:47,846 * What-wha-what-what- what's it all about? * 903 00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:49,681 * Work-wa-work-work- work-wa-work it out * 904 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:51,750 * Let's turn this, turn this party out! * 905 00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:08,099 Mm, how was Vegas? 906 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:09,267 Mmm... 907 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,102 Definitely a spectacle. 908 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,639 How were the strippers? 909 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,974 Surprisingly tame, actually. 910 00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:18,143 That's good. Mm. 911 00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:20,646 Considering what happened next. 912 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:22,113 Uh, do I want to know? 913 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:23,982 Depends. What is it? 914 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:27,553 On how you feel about drunken catfights. 915 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:29,054 Julie and Hailey? Mm-hmm. 916 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:32,558 Wow. Even Vegas can't compete with that. 917 00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:36,227 So, how did it go with my dad? 918 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,229 Well, you'll be relieved to know 919 00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:40,098 I did not punch him in the mouth. 920 00:41:40,131 --> 00:41:42,033 That is a relief. 921 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:43,702 Jimmy did. 922 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:45,270 Oh. 923 00:41:45,303 --> 00:41:48,574 I don't think we'll be invited back to Hard Rock anytime soon, 924 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:50,709 but you know what, I'm not really looking forward 925 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:51,977 to getting back to Vegas. 926 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,311 I thought you loved the Vegas. 927 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:56,281 I do. I do love the Vegas. 928 00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:59,117 'Cause afterwards, it is so nice to come home. 929 00:42:08,794 --> 00:42:09,928 Hi. 930 00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,297 You told my dad? 931 00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:14,165 Your dad found out. He asked me. 932 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,001 I had to tell him the truth. 933 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:18,804 You'll tell my dad the truth, but you won't tell me? 934 00:42:18,837 --> 00:42:21,039 What are you talking about? 935 00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:24,075 You know what, maybe you should just ask Theresa. 936 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:26,645 Whoa, whoa. 937 00:42:26,678 --> 00:42:28,546 Just tell me what's going on, okay? 938 00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:32,818 Theresa's pregnant. 939 00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:46,164 And it might not be Eddie's. 940 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:48,566 So why don't you tell me what's going on.