Previously on The O.C.: I can't do this anymore.
I don't trust you.
Oliver's not stable. He's dangerous.
Oliver hasn't done anything to Marissa
except be her friend.
You guys may not believe me.
No one believes me.
- Marissa. - Ryan Atwood.
So, you two are...
We grew up together.
Always had a crush on you.
You should go.
I'm not going to stand here
pretend like I'm your girlfriend when I'm not--
at least, not anymore.
Put the gun down.
You get a second chance.
I'm sorry. You were right.
It's okay. It's okay.
Oh! Happy Valentine's Day!
Someone just got struck by Cupid's arrow.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day is not till tomorrow, sweetie.
You're not excited.
I am. I'm just, uh...
still thinking about Oliver with that gun.
Yeah, I know.
Who knows what could've happened?
But it didn't, and Dr. Kim
lifted Ryan's suspension, so the best thing for everyone
is for everything to return to normal, and in this house,
that means celebrating the holidays.
Valentine's Day is not a holiday.
Rosh Hashanah-- that's a holiday.
Memorial Day, yes, a holiday.
You know who invented Valentine's Day.
- St. Valentine. - Hershey's and Hallmark.
If you're single, it's to make you depressed.
If you're lucky to be in love
start shelling out chocolate, flowers and lingerie.
You never bought me lingerie.
See how upset you're? I hate this holiday.
Dad must be talking about Valentine's Day.
I am indeed. I hate the holiday.
Hey. You got me.
Guess who got shot by Cupid's arrow?
Is someone going overboard with this holiday?
Like you're one to talk.
Christmaskah, anyone?
Well, at least that's a real holiday.
Tell her, Dad. It's two. Seth made that word up when he was six.
It's one of the most important things.
This is an important holiday. It's Valentine's Day.
Festival of lights... Love, hearts... Where Judaism fuses
with Christianity, okay? Do the math.
How you doing, kid?
Ah, you know. Okay, I guess.
Well, you're about to be great,
because tomorrow is the big Valentine's Day Singles Gala,
a benefit for Newport Memorial's Heart Department.
Big party. You guys are gonna dress up.
Everyone's going to be there
just like normal, huh? Yes!
I'm gonna go.
( piano and acoustic guitar strumming gentle melody )
* California, here we come
* Right back where we started from *
* California
* California...
* Cal...
* California
* California...
* Here we come.
( bell rings )
( indistinct voices )
Ryan. Hey.
Hi.
Um... were you able to sleep at all?
Not much.
Me, either.
I just keep thinking about it.
Yeah, yeah, well, he's in the hospital,
so hopefully, he'll get better.
I hope so...
'cause I'm ready for everything to just go back to normal,
the way it was.
Great.
So, uh, Valentine's Day... tomorrow.
Yeah, uh-huh.
What were you going to do?
'Cause I didn't know if you wanted to...
Yeah, no, Kirsten's hosting this singles dance...
For the hospital.
I-I told her I'd go,
'cause I didn't know if you wanted...
Of course.
Right, well, then, uh, I'll go, too.
Who knows?
Maybe we'll, uh, meet somebody there?
Yeah. Who knows?
Alright, I should... I should get to...
Yeah. No. Me, too.
Come on.
Hey, Summer.
God, Cohen, you made me mess up.
I'm going for the high score.
Hey, it's good to see you, too.
Um, tomorrow's Valentine's Day.
Oh, really? God, you know,
I didn't know tomorrow was Valentine's Day,
but, hey, thanks for reminding me.
Have fun with Anna.
Anna's in Pittsburgh for the weekend.
On Valentine's Day?
Hey, now that's commitment.
Actually, Anna and I broke up...
( low pitched beep plays ) ...and I just
wanted to see what you were doing maybe tomorrow.
Uh-huh.
So, you guys broke up?
Yeah. And-- coffee--
You're single now, and you want to know
what I'm doing for Valentine's Day.
Yeah. Mm.
So, Anna dumps you, and you think you can choose me,
and I'd still be interested in you?
Okay, first of all, what makes you think that Anna dumped me?
Never mind.
Second of all... kind of, yes.
Yeah. No. No way.
I'm not going to be your sloppy seconds, ass face.
I'm busy. I'll be at the singles dance.
What do you know-- so will I.
I don't care. Great. I'll see you there.
Not if I see you first.
Hopefully we'll both meet someone special.
Oh, yeah, maybe, as long as his name isn't Cohen.
Oh... oh, snap.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Crusading for the rich and dysfunctional
is extremely time-consuming.
Let me just dot my "I"s and cross my "T"s.
Aw, come on, I'm starving.
I've been thinking about crab cakes, the last hour.
Will you be around tomorrow to help with the setup?
For what?
For the Valentine's Day Single Dance Gala thing.
No, I can't do it, sweetie.
I've got this petty nuisance lawsuit.
In fact, I'm pretty booked this weekend,
so I might be a little late to the Valentine's Day Dance
Singles Gala, Singles...
Singles Dance Gala.
Why?
We said we were going to go together.
It's restaurant stuff.
I've got the zoning inspectors coming by
before we can expand the deck.
On Saturday?
I guess these city council guys are really busy.
No. I forbid it.
You what?
With whatever wifely authority I have vested in me
on this most holy and romantic of days, no.
It's only a holiday. It's not even a real holiday.
Not this again. Not on an empty stomach.
How about Arbor Day?
Trees-- that's a good cause.
Or Secretary's Day? Or how about our anniversary?
Which we might not make it to.
You know you'll have so much more fun there without me.
No. You're going.
Sandy, this is important to me.
There's a lot of things that are important
to me that you don't do.
Like what? Like golfing.
Lots of couples golf together.
Shortly before dying of old age.
Surfing. How many times
have I tried to get you in the ocean?
With the fish?! Ugh!
And still I'm patient, I'm forgiving.
You're joking.
I patiently put up with your father.
You're eligible for sainthood any day now.
I forgive your snoring.
I do not snore.
Oh, yeah, you do,
like a freight train roaring through the house.
You wanted to do this restaurant, I supported you.
You wanted to go into private practice-- who had your back?
I put up with your father.
You never want to do anything that I like.
Everything's a fight, everything's an argument:
my life, my job.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm still here.
Don't do me any favors!
I won't!
Fine! Perfect!
What are we fighting about?
I am not sure, but it's serious.
You're on your own for lunch.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Hey, kiddo.
The plasterer came to the restaurant today,
made a total mess, but progress is being made.
How was school? Mm, okay.
Yeah? Hey, you got something.
It was left for you at the door.
Hmm.
Well, it's not ticking, so it can't be from your mom.
"Hope you're not too lonely this Valentine's Day.
XOXO, Your Secret Admirer."
Marissa... you're so sweet.
You didn't have to do that.
I didn't.
Well...
Who else would've left something nice?
That is a good question,
but this year, I'm doing my best
to avoid Valentine's Day completely.
What, you and Ryan are...?
I don't really want to talk about it, and neither does he.
Well... it is Valentine's Day.
Sometimes the big romantic gesture
is more effective than talking.
Whoa.
There's no way your mom gave me these, right?
No. She doesn't make her disdain for me a secret
much less her admiration.
Well, have you kissed anyone recently?
ANNOUNCER ( on TV ): Previously on The Valley--
( knocking on door )
I'm busy studying... naked!
SETH: Is that supposed to keep me away?!
Cohen?
You're in my house.
And you are dressed.
I wonder who's more disappointed.
Um...can I come in?
No.
Thanks.
What are you doing here?
Who is this?
No one.
( high voice ): I'm not no one.
Princess Sparkle. What do you want?
I think she's just Captain Oats' type.
Well, you tell him to keep his hooves off! And as for you...
Before you kick me out,
can you just please give me a second to explain?
Okay, listen, Summer...
it's not like... like now that me and Anna broke up,
I'm now choosing you...
Okay?
'Cause the whole reason that we broke up
is 'cause for me...
it's always been you, Summer.
It's always been you,
and I've tried to fight it, and I've tried to deny it,
and I can't. I can't do it.
You're undeniable.
Cohen?
Yeah?
Do you happen to...
to have... you know...
Oh.
Yeah, I do. In my wallet.
I was beginning to view it as a, uh...
sort of a rabbit's foot for good luck only,
but that's... You're about to get lucky.
* Hello, Sunshine
Whatever you say, Summer. Yes.
Yes.
* Come into my life
* Hello, Sunshine
* Come into my life
Luke, hi.
Hi, Mrs. Cooper.
What are you doing here?
Uh...
Did you know...? I-I was wondering,
did-did Marissa bring her Bio textbook home?
Marissa doesn't live here anymore, Luke. You know that.
Right. I must have forgot.
Uh-huh. Right.
Okay, well... goodnight.
Uh... tomorrow, um, is the Valentine's Day party.
Are you gonna go?
'Cause I'm going to go,
and I thought if you needed a ride...
Actually, everything that's happened with Caleb and me,
I think it's best I stay home, avoid this holiday.
Yeah. It's just another day of the week, right?
Okay, um... goodnight, Mrs. Cooper.
Goodnight.
So... that was sex.
Yep.
I'm going to go.
Me, too.
But you live here.
I meant downstairs.
Oh. Okay.
Perfect.
( knocking )
Hi.
I love you so much.
We've waited a long time... to, you know,
and I thought maybe
we could start Valentine's Day early...
No, wait, wait, hold on.
What? Don't you want to?
No.
No, I mean, yeah... yeah, of course, but, uh...
with everything that's happened, it just, uh...
just seems a little soon.
I just wish it hadn't happened,
that we could still be like we were...
and I just wanted to make it up to you.
You don't have to do this.
No. You're right,
so, um, I guess I'll, uh... go,
'cause this is just really... Wrong.
I was going to say embarrassing, but I guess wrong works,
so, it was nice to see you,
and I guess I'll, uh... see you again tomorrow.
Hey, buddy. Got some big news.
I was about to go to set up for the party.
- Aren't you coming? - It's a whole lot of lifting.
It's not really my thing.
And I don't know if I just mentioned this,
but I have some big news.
Yeah, so I heard. What's up?
Well, Ryan, I'm a man now.
And not just like an after-your-bar-mitzvah man,
but a man man.
I had sex with a girl.
Summer, to be more specific.
How was it?
I had sex.
That bad?
No, not that bad.
It was... just kind of weird.
Ooh, weird.
Yeah, but not kinky-weird, more like weird-awkward.
But hey, you know what?
It was my first time, she's a more experienced woman,
that's to be expected.
And I did make some faces in the middle
that I wish that I could take back, but I can't,
and there's also sort of a whiny noise
that came out towards that end.
Probably wasn't my finest hour, and I sucked so bad.
I was like a fish flopping around on dry land.
Ryan, I was Nemo and I just wanted to go home.
Well, don't worry about it. You'll get another chance.
Yeah, that's the thing though. I'm not sure that I will.
The situation with Summer's murkier now then it was
before the awful fish sex.
I wouldn't refer to it as "fish sex" ever again.
That's a good point.
That's something that I was hoping to get a little more of--
Tips, tricks of the trade.
I think Summer's used to driving a higher performance vehicle.
I don't know if I'm the guy to talk to about
romance these days. Why, what's up?
Oh, me and Marissa,
it's definitely different now, post-Oliver.
Yeah? You want to talk about it?
Nah, I should get over to set up.
Hey, so, do you have any tips or words of wisdom for me?
Do it again.
That's what I was afraid of.
And then we both just decided to wait
'cause, you know, we were really tired.
Well, you know how it goes.
I wish we had waited.
What? Who?
Me and Cohen.
We had sex.
Wait, what?!
You guys did what?!
I've been with you an hour. How did this not come up?
Must've forgotten.
( sighs ): Okay, so I lied.
Things last night with Ryan went terribly.
I think he hates me.
He doesn't hate you.
He turned down sex.
He might be on to something.
Hey.
You can't beat yourself up over it.
No one knew that Oliver was going to turn out
to be such a looney tune.
Except Ryan, and I didn't listen.
( sighs ) I don't know.
Maybe we just weren't meant to be together.
Maybe we're just chasing after the wrong boys.
Hello.
So, how long will this continue?
You've ruined my favorite holiday
so, until Valentine's Day is over,
we have nothing to talk about.
Alright. Hey, Dad, are you busy?
I'm just enjoying your mother's company.
Awesome. I need to talk to you.
What's going on?
Nothing. Just need to talk to you.
Uh... girl stuff.
Well, you've come to the master.
( laughing )
Hey, I got you.
I was young, impressionable and drunk.
Only child, right here.
( doorbell rings )
I'll get it.
I need a little fresh air.
Well, I never thought that I would have to...
say this, but I think that we
need to have "the talk."
Now?
It's going to be as hard for me as it is for you.
Hey. Hey.
Happy Valentine's Day.
( gasps ): That's what I like.
A little holiday spirit around here.
Thanks. Sure.
Mmm, I love these.
You know what they're called?
Forgotten kisses.
And you know who used to make these? Hailey.
Hailey? Mm-hmm.
Huh. How's she doing?
You heard from her at all?
Uh, no, and I don't expect I will
'cause when she left, she left angry.
I mean, who knows.
She's probably in Southeast Asia or New York.
Quite the globetrotter. Sometimes.
One time we thought she was in London
and it turned out that she was on her friend's boat
just down here in the harbor.
Boat, huh? Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Well, did-did you, uh...
you know, did you...?
wear a... a protection.
Oh. Oh, my God, yes.
( sighs ) Oh, my God, yes. I don't believe you asked me that.
Well, I'm sorry, but I had to.
It's so good that you did.
If you're going to have sex, you've got to be responsible.
Yes, responsible and awkward.
Oh, well, that's to be expected.
It is? Yeah.
See, that's what I thought.
Hey, listen, you were lucky to be able to hang in there
after all that foreplay.
Fore what now?
Foreplay.
Oh, uh,
yeah, you know, um... massaging,
you know, or, um...
You know, nibbling the neck...
Look, here's the point.
Just 'cause you're ready to go
it doesn't mean she is.
I'm always ready to go.
Well, you're my son.
We Cohens are very sexual beings.
Oh, my God. Virile. Get used to it.
That's disgusting.
Foreplay, huh?
Oh, I'm telling you.
The appetizer is as good as the main course.
Oop. Just swallowed a little bit of throw up.
I'm going to pretend that we never had this conversation,
but thanks, Dad.
Hey, Seth. Seth.
So, you mind my asking, who'd-who'd you, uh,
who'd you sleep with?
I mean you got so many girls these days.
Summer?
Oh, you dog, you.
So, man,
how's everything with you and Marissa?
She coming to the party tonight?
I don't know. 50-50.
What about her mom?
Think she's coming tonight?
I have no idea.
I'm just trying to get a head count for the event.
Whoa, whoa. Oh, sorry.
Ryan.
Theresa.
Uh, what are...?
Uh, hi.
You always had a way with words.
Are you, uh, are you working here?
Yeah.
I figured what better way to celebrate Valentine's Day
then serve pate to a bunch of rich people.
Oh, these are your friends and neighbors.
Sorry.
It's good to see you.
( knocking on door )
Cohen, what are you doing?
I need to talk to you.
About what happened.
You remember the... sex.
I'm trying to forget.
Right. Right. That's actually why I'm here.
See, I feel you didn't get your money's worth last night.
If you make a "bang for your buck" joke right now, you're gone.
No jokes. There should be nothing funny about...
what goes on right here.
You want another shot?
That's what I'm saying.
( mid-tempo pop-rock song plays )
* Oh, summertime
Pretty good.
Not as slobbery as yesterday.
Ooh.
Mm, a little tense, little tense.
Ow! What are you...?
What's up with the Vulcan nerve pinch?
For a little massage.
* ...all aging with cracks, which way and how far? *
Okay.
( laughs ): No. You're totally tickling me. Stop.
Shh.
Stop.
I'm stopping. I'm stopping.
( blowing )
Okay, what the hell are you doing?
Just a little something that I like to call foreplay.
No, uh-uh.
No. I knew not to listen to my dad.
Not that I listen to my dad,
'cause I would never talk about that stuff with him.
You know what I'm saying.
No more talking, Cohen.
* Hello, Sunshine Whatever you say, Summer.
RYAN: So, now he's in the hospital.
Probably be there a while.
Wow, that's unbelievable.
No wonder you're so pissed off.
Yeah, I'm not.
Sure you are. I'd be.
Your best friend didn't believe you,
the people you live with didn't listen to you,
and your girlfriend didn't trust you.
When you put it that way...
Sorry, it's none of my business.
No. No, it feels good to talk about it.
I haven't really with anyone else.
* Since we had reason left to smile *
* Hello, Sunshine
Hey.
Luke didn't know if you'd...
Hi, Marissa.
Theresa. Thanksgiving. We...
Uh, yeah. Yeah, no, I remember.
I'm helping cater the event.
She's a caterer.
Oh, well, that's really great.
Uh, so, I guess I'll just talk to you tonight?
You'll be here?
Yeah.
And so will you.
Yeah.
Okay. Bye.
I should get back, too.
Yeah, see you tonight.
Thanks.
Sorry.
( door opening )
( sighs )
One day, when I'm reflecting back on my life,
I think I'm going to remember these chats
before the big events as my favorite times.
What's this one about?
What did you do to your eye?
Oh, it's just a little bit blurry.
Summer poked me in it with her big toe.
What? Why? I don't know, man.
It was an accident.
There were limbs everywhere.
I'm lucky I can still see.
So you guys did the deed again.
Technically, yes, but it wasn't pretty.
I think I suffered a spinal injury, too.
Maybe next time you should wear a helmet, mouthguard.
I don't think there's going to be a next time.
Not after this latest debacle.
I think it might be over.
And what sucks about that, though,
is that I know I have so much more to give.
- I don't need to know that. - Fair enough. What about you?
You want to skip the event?
No, I would, but there's someone there I want to see.
Just an old friend.
Hey, if you want to skip it,
I would be more than happy to, believe me.
I don't want to go, either.
Great.
But I have to.
Ryan's ex is going to be there.
She's a caterer tonight.
And you want to what, spy?
Not exactly.
Yes.
Look, I don't know, Sum.
I don't know what's going on between us.
And now this girl's going to be there.
Hug?
Are you limping?
Yeah, Cohen kneed me in the leg.
Why?
Must have read it in the Kama Sutra.
Oh. So you guys had sex again?
If you can call it that.
There were, like, limbs...
everywhere.
Love hurts.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Um...
You a cop?
Am I...? No. Uh...
No. I'm just looking for someone who's,
um, who's staying here.
Jimmy.
Hey, Hailey.
( laughs )
Okay.
Interesting company you keep there.
You tracked me down.
I'm impressed.
Well, look, those cookies were so good
that I couldn't let you leave without giving me the recipe.
I mean, it's definitely going to be on the menu
of my-my new restaurant.
Your new restaurant?
Yeah, as a matter of fact, I was wondering if you...
if you wanted to be the...
the first customer.
I'm, you know, sort of experimenting
with some dishes, and I thought maybe,
you know, you could be the guinea pig.
( laughs ) Okay.
Let me go get changed.
I'll be right back.
( laughs )
( indistinct conversation )
SANDY: ...thought maybe a couple months
was all they could last.
Take care. I'll see you soon.
Alright.
Hey, if I teach you guys anything,
don't ever get married.
I've heard that from you before.
Oh, you'll hear it again.
I'll be at the bar.
No sign of our opponents.
Yeah. You ready to go?
Yeah, since before we got here.
Hi, guys.
Hi there.
Want some of this, uh...?
Actually, I have no idea what this is.
Odds are: mushroom link, crescent crab and brie philo.
Usually is.
Seth, this is my friend, Theresa.
Oh! This is your friend, Theresa.
Hi. How are you? Hi.
So, I'm gonna go with... That's her.
That's her?
She's hot.
For Chino.
No, she is.
She's beautiful and nice
and smart and funny.
And did I mention they've been friends
forever? Only a few times.
They did musicals together.
And went to the winter dance.
Ryan did musicals?
She was Peppermint Patty.
Ryan was Snoopy.
( heavy sigh )
( slow, jazzy tune plays )
( sighs )
God, I hate Valentine's Day.
I don't know why we celebrate anything around here.
My dad didn't show up, huh?
Nope.
So I'm going to go home and run a warm bath
and either slit my wrists or drink a bottle of wine.
Wine. Definitely.
Good thing Caitlin's at a sleepover.
I'll be blasting Bob Seger tonight.
We'll keep our windows closed.
Bye. Bye.
* ...steal a plot from an old movie *
* You can tell what inspired him *
* Or anything he loves
* He's out the door, well, I won't miss him *
* I have got better things to do *
Can we just...
start over?
Start over?
Hi, I'm Marissa.
You go to Harbor, right?
I know what you're trying to do,
and...
I can't.
I'm sorry.
Um, can I...
Can I talk to you for a second?
Look, if you want another shot, I really...
No, no. Believe me.
I get it.
Uh, clearly,
something's not working.
And it's me. It's fine. It's my fault.
What are you trying to say?
I don't know. Maybe in a few years.
You know what I mean? I'll be, uh...
I guess I'll be ready for you. I don't know.
But, uh,
in the meantime, I think I'm just going to...
I'm just going to bow out.
JIMMY: No, that's not asbestos. That's, uh...
Those are called floaties.
( Jimmy laughs )
HAILEY: Asbestos and champagne.
What could be more romantic?
Well, it's a... it's a work in progress,
and there's actually nothing on the menu right now,
but the cookies are good.
This place is going to be great, Jimmy.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I-I feel like for the first time in a while
that my life is, uh, you know... It's coming together.
So I don't understand.
You know, I thought you couldn't get out
of here fast enough.
Yeah.
Until I realized I had nowhere to go,
no one to see. Hailey,
you can get stuck here.
You-You drive down the same streets.
You go to the same places,
and it feels like time isn't passing, but it is.
And it'll pass you right by.
You owe it to yourself.
Get out, get free.
Make a life for yourself.
Why do I need to leave?
You're here.
( sighs )
Exactly.
I mean, you know, we-we can't...
Well,
why not?
Because I feel guilty enough
lying to Kirsten about the cookies, let alone...
Right.
But believe me,
I wish we could.
I believe you.
Hey.
You okay?
Cigarette?
I quit.
Ryan Atwood, look at yourself.
New clothes, new haircut.
Dating the homecoming queen.
Mm...
Was dating?
I guess. I don't know.
I like the haircut, by the way.
Yeah?
You ever think about coming home?
Sometimes.
More lately.
You ever think about leaving?
Yeah, all the time.
But I don't know how.
So when you took this particular catering job...
I needed the money.
Mm.
And, yes,
I was hoping I might run into you.
Home's lonely these days.
Are you on a break?
Yeah, appetizers are finished.
I'm free until cleanup.
You want to get out of here?
( crying )
Is it okay if I hang here?
Yeah, sure.
Of course.
Valentine's Day is wonderful, isn't it?
( laughing )
You know, the thing about Ryan...
Oh, no, this isn't...
It's not...
I'm fine. I know.
But the thing about Ryan
is whenever things have gotten tough,
everyone in his life has abandoned him.
That's what he thinks I did.
So surprise him. Show him you didn't.
That you're not going to give up on him.
He wants me to.
Well, only because he expects you to.
It's crazy.
Love is crazy.
It's always challenging.
It's never easy.
Yeah, but is it always this hard?
Sometimes, you know?
But you hang in there anyway.
If you're having the worst fight in the world
or even some stupid argument
that neither of you can even remember
what it's about.
Because it's...
It's worth it.
Now you guys have been through so much already.
Why quit now?
Hey, Mr. Cohen...
Hello, Summer.
Hi. Coop, you ready to go?
Yeah.
You okay, kiddo?
Thanks.
Oh.
Sometimes you make it hard to hate you.
I know.
It's all... It's-It's all...
It's part of my charm.
But sometimes you make it easy.
( laughter )
Charming too, no?
Mm. Huh?
Let's go home.
THERESA ( laughing ): You tried to jump that fence,
and your pants got caught.
I-I was pretty graceful.
Yeah, especially when you face-planted.
Glad to see you enjoy my pain.
And we had no ice, and we had to use that bag of frozen peas.
Yeah. Frozen vegetables. Miracle cure.
It's pretty amazing: us running into each other
on Valentine's Day.
I got to get back, help clean up.
So, do you go to a lot of these kinds of events?
Pretty much every week.
Well, then maybe I'll run into you again.
Mm...
Plus I know where you live.
Oh, God.
I know. I shouldn't be here.
No, you shouldn't, Luke.
But it's just...
I don't know. You looked so sad when you left.
I couldn't bear the thought of you being alone on Valentine's Day.
Most people would enjoy that thought.
Not me.
Mrs. Cooper, you are an amazing girl...
Woman.
Lady, uh...
and i-if Mr. Nichol doesn't appreciate you...
No, he sure doesn't. That's because
he's-he's too old to see what he's lucky enough to have.
* Out in the back seat of the '60 Chevy *
And you should also know that
you have always been the coolest mom.
Luke... No, it's true.
You-you've always let us listen
to whatever we wanted to in the carpool,
and-and you let us watch R-rated movies,
and... whenever we played Ultimatum...
Ultimatum?
You know, who of... all your friends' moms
would you rather do...?
That's a game?
And whenever we played it, you always won.
Really?
I beat Kirsten?
I just thought you should know the truth on Valentine's Day.
Goodnight.
Wait...
* We weren't searching for some pie in the sky summit *
Oh...
* We were just young and restless and bored *
* Living by the sword
Thank you.
* And we'd steal away every chance we could *
* Back rooms, alleys, the trusty woods *
* I used her, she used me, but neither one cared *
* We were getting our share
* Working on our night moves
* Trying to lose those awkward teenage blues *
* We were practicing * Night moves
* Oh, the night moves
Would you like to come in?
* Night moves * Night moves
* Oh, I remember * Night moves
I guess you're happy that today is over.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, my God, Sandy.
Well, somebody's got to keep Hershey's and Hallmark in business.
Oh!
So, you want to be my Valentine?
Yes... just as soon as I have some of these caramel chocolates.
They're my favorite.
The square ones. I like the ones with nuts.
Not to rub it in, man,
but I think Princess Sparkle is your type.
Yeah, I blew it for us both.
What's that?
Yeah, are you kidding? Great hooves.
Cohen?
Summer?
Hey, um... Hey.
No.
The other night...
when we... had sex...
Yeah.
You weren't the only virgin in the room.
There was someone else in the room,
like-like, filming us?
Me, jackass.
I'm a virgin...
or I...
was a virgin.
Why didn't you tell me?
I don't know.
I guess... I felt
like I had this reputation to uphold,
and I figured you'd think less of me or something.
No. Are you kidding? Not at all.
I'm just... I'm shocked.
God, never in a million years
did I think that you, of all people...
Not that... That is not what's important here.
( sighs )
This was a huge moment in both our lives,
and we just blew past it.
Really, really quickly.
Hey, not that quickly.
Pretty quickly, yes.
( sighing ): And it was a big deal.
I think that it should've been special...
and we rushed it.
What if...
we were to slow it down a little bit?
Maybe, um... start from the beginning?
What do you mean?
( scratchy record plays )
( acoustic pop song plays )
You are so cheesy, Cohen.
Come on, I'm sweeping you off your feet.
Well... the sad part is you kind of are.
* Today is gonna be the day
* That they're gonna give it back to you *
* By now, you should have somehow *
* Realized what you've got to do *
* I don't believe that anybody
* Feels the way I do about you now *
* Back beat, the word is on the street *
* That the fire in your heart is out *
* And I'm sure...
Where is she?
What?
Theresa. If she's here, I want her to know
I'm not going to lose you.
I'm not going to give up on you.
She left.
I'm so sorry.
I know. I know.
* And all the roads we have to walk are winding *
Can't you just forgive me?
How?
I don't know if...
if we should be together.
I mean, look how easy it was for someone to come into our lives,
to come between us.
How do I know it won't happen again?
It won't. You have to trust me.
Like you trusted me?
Ryan...
So, that's it?
I-I can't pretend it didn't happen.
* Today was gonna be the day
* But they'll never bring it back to you *
* By now, you should've somehow realized what you've gotta do *
* I don't believe that anybody
* Feels the way I do about you now *