Looks like I'm dateless tonight. We'll be your date, right?
Yeah, right.
He's a cool guy, right?
We don't have a lot in common. Besides your girlfriend.
So you chose Anna? Kind of, yeah.
Can we still all hang out? You cool with that? Sure.
All this talk about plans, growing up. It's a routine.
You're not nice to Kirsten, she is the only
reason why we're putting up with you.
Hey! I'm a cop.
He tried to buy three grams of coke from me.
You must like me little to get me off jail?
That was Sandy.
Are you gonna tell her? You are.
Howdy. Hey.
Sorry to just pop in. Is it okay if I come in?
Yeah, sure.
Of course.
It's just temporary.
Hmm? The place.
It's just temporary.
My dad lost his job, so my parents split.
I don't judge.
I do, however, apologize.
The other night, Marissa, was...
It's okay,
really. No, no, it's not.
I hit rock bottom. A new low, even for me,
but it... it was eye-opening.
Called the arms. I called my parents.
I came clean about everything, and they were so supportive.
I talked to my sponsor.
I'm going to start going to meetings again, and...
I totally was honest with Natalie about all our issues.
We're getting back together.
Wow. That's amazing.
It never would've happened if Ryan hadn't come to my rescue.
He called Mr. Cohen.
I mean,
busted trying to buy coke?
I should still be in jail.
Ryan helped me get a second chance.
I want to say thanks.
Oh, so, do you want his number?
I want to take you and him to Palm Springs.
My family has a place there right on PGA West.
It'll be great. It'll be great.
We can bring all your friends: Seth, Anna, Summer, even Luke.
You can meet my folks, meet Natalie.
Palm Springs? Oh, it's so much fun.
The weather there is perfect. Do you golf?
No, not really.
I'll teach you. Ryan, too.
Well, I do really want to meet Natalie.
Oh, she's dying to meet both of you guys.
Little getaway, just the gang... on me.
It's the least I can do. It sounds amazing.
You know, let me just call Ryan and ask him.
( piano and acoustic guitar strumming gentle melody )
* California, here we come
* Right back where we started from *
* California
* California...
* Cal...
* California
* California...
* Here we come. *
SANDY: Alright, knees bent. Not quite that much.
That's it--back straight, eyes over the ball.
Feet a little closer together.
Just off your left foot-- there you go.
Not quite that close together, but that's okay.
Alright, just let it hang like a pendulum.
Nice and easy. Nice and easy. Keep breathing.
Nice and easy.
Nice... I'll stop.
I'll just... I'll-I'll just go right over here.
Got it!
Alright, one more. No, no more.
Come on, you were so good at the driving range. I don't play golf.
SETH: Not true. You don't play well.
And there's plenty more to do
in Palm Springs other than play golf. you can spa. I don't spa.
You don't play golf. You don't spa. What do you do?
Yes, Ryan, what exactly do you do besides musicals
and punching people?
He's very good with the ladies.
Ah, the ladies.
He is very good with the ladies. Very good with the ladies.
He's standing right here holding a golf club. You don't know how to use it.
That's why I'm not going to Palm Springs.
Yes, you're going. Listen, you did something nice for Oliver.
He wants to repay you by taking us to his mansion over there.
Without you, there is no deal. Why can't you understand that?
Oliver, has a mansion on a golf course? Also, a ski chalet in Mammoth.
Wow, guess, sometimes it's good to be Oliver. It's great to be Oliver.
But you or I don't care about those sort of things, do we?
Marissa-- I don't think she cares, either.
You think? I don't know,
but, you know, she's a little bit impressed.
Look over there, huh? Who's got himself a pool house?
With ocean views. Come on, take another shot. Nice and easy.
So... Oliver's parents are going to be there?
Yeah. Have you met 'em?
No. But if they're anywhere near as cool as Oliver is, then...
( smacks ball, glass shatters )
I don't do nice and easy.
KIRSTEN: Do we trust this Oliver? No.
But we trust our guys, his folks are supposed to be there.
Hmm, and Seth knows to call hourly?
Yeah, and... we're just going to worry all weekend.
They're golfing.
Yeah. When we gonna get you on the golf course?
Not today. Do you know who's coming home today?
Oh, God, the ugly Americans are coming back.
So, when's your father and Julie getting in? Arrived from Paris this noon.
Confirming Europe's worst suspicion on Americans, I guess.
I'm guessing this means that Hailey'll be on the way out. What's she going to do?
She's gonna hit your father for a blank check and then take off?
Was there any doubt? Last time, she was gone for two years.
This time, it could be three, and...
Well, who knows what kind of trouble she can get into.
Morning. Oh, hey, Hailey.
Can I get you anything? I got those pumpkin muffins,
and there's coffee, and there's orange juice without pulp.
Dad comes back today, huh? Right, yes, he does.
So, what time will we be seeing him? Dinner, 7:00.
Oh, I'm sorry I'll have to miss that.
Julie Cooper's not coming, is she?
I can't believe Dad's with her. She's with him for his money.
And that is such an unattractive quality.
Um... pumpkin muffin? Yes, darling.
I think it'll be fun. You do?
What could be fun than joining you guys for Couplefest 2004?
You and Ryan, Oliver and Natalie,
Anna and what's-his-face Cohen, me and Luke.
God, it should be all time. It won't be like that.
It'll give us a chance to get outta town, hang out.
It'll be fun. What's more fun than watching some nerdy neurotic
bat his eyelashes at his droopy pixie chick?
So, clearly, you're okay with being just friends with Seth?
Uh-huh. Clearly. I was being sarcastic.
So was I... which we never were
before Cohen showed up and taught us all irony,
the jackass.
Hey, Sum, look, if it's too hard to be around him,
them, then why go?
Why do this to yourself? Because, Coop, I told them that I was fine with it.
I told them that I was cool just being their friend.
I have a reputation.
And I can't sabotage the trip if I'm not there.
Summer. Okay,
what do you think about laxatives in his coffee, huh?
Um... No,
okay, dead frog in his X-Men underoos-- that's good.
No. No, I've got it.
While he's sleeping, I slip his hand in warm water.
It totally makes you pee your bed,
and Anna wakes up, sees he's a bed wetter, and that's awesome!
That is just... awesome.
Mm-hmm. I've lost my mind, haven't I?
Yeah, a little bit. Hmm. And over Seth Cohen.
Jimmy, hey, I'm glad I ran into you. Still on for dinner, right?
Uh, dinner, yeah. You okay?
( sighs ): No, I'm not, really. I just... I just.. I just got turned down
for a manager's position in this place.
Apparently, that kid's better suited to the job than I am.
Maybe we should reschedule. I'm not feeling very social.
We can't. The Lighthouse closes down tonight forever.
It's the last chance to get the best chicken parmesan.
Well, first the Lighthouse leaves Newport, and then me.
How-how poetic. You mean, you're leaving?
Well, there's nothing here for me.
There's no opportunities. There's no second chances.
I've got a brother in Phoenix, he called me, this week, and...
You can't leave. Well, I- I can't stay.
I'm on my way to work. I know we have positions available.
No, Sandy, you can't. It-it... No, you've done...
It'd be nothing glamorous. Just entry-level kinda thing:
paralegal work, file clerk, and that sorta thing.
Thanks. I mean, whatever it is, uh, just as long as I can...
I can stay with Marissa. I mean, I-I-I can't afford
to support the both of us much longer. We'll figure it out.
Thanks. You can't bail on me tonight,
'cause I'll be stuck with Hailey and Caleb, I mean, it's...
it's the least you can do. Yeah.
Alright. Thank you.
Hey. Hi.
Alright. And so it begins.
Guess, I'm just gonna have to get used to this.
Seth's in his room.
It's upstairs to the left, right?
I'm just gonna make sure he's packed so he doesn't hold us up.
You know, we need to be nice to Summer,
'cause she's afraid this weekend's gonna be
a bunch of couples doing, like, you know, couply stuff.
And it's not? Mm-mm.
So, we'll be hanging out with, uh, say... Oliver.
Oliver and Natalie. They made up.
Why? You don't have a problem with Oliver, do you? No.
I mean... guy shows up out of nowhere
and suddenly is hanging around all the time.
Yeah, guy shows up out of the blue,
knows no one, abandoned by his family, sound familiar?
Little bit.
You did something nice for him, and now he wants to repay you.
By playing golf? Yeah, well, it'll be fun.
You've never seen me play golf.
Then I guess, it'll be especially fun for me.
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
I love Palm Springs. A little golf, a little schvitz.
I don't know. It all sounds kind of old.
Yes, Anna, it does sound old. Yeah.
And somewhere inside me
there's an old Jewish man that's very excited.
Ick. ( laughing )
I think that came out a little disgusting. Yeah, kind of.
But seriously, there's the geriatric part of me
that actually loves, like, a good early Bird special,
a little bit of shuffleboard, some mahjong.
Well, when you put it that way.. Seriously, think about it.
Most old people are too actually old to enjoy being old.
Oh. Not me, though.
I'm ready to retire right now to a life of leisure.
Palm Springs is my Mecca. What I'm looking forward to
is a weekend alone without our parents.
Oh, I see where you're going with this,
'cause we can have dinner as early as we want.
Ooh, it'll be a couples weekend, and we can have our own room.
Be still, my pacemaker. Hmm. You're a dirty old man.
Hey, if the orthopedic shoe fits...
( laughs )
Mmm.
Hello, friends. Are you guys almost ready to go?
Yeah, totally, we're there. Hey, Summer.
Well, that is just great, you guys... Oh, sorry.
God, Anna, it looked like you were doing so well, too.
Don't worry about it. Thanks for being so forgiving.
We are going to have so much fun this weekend.
All of us hanging out... as friends.
( sighs )
Did you rob a liquor store, Luke?
Cohen, you can't play golf without a buzz on.
Hey. Good tip, Bagger Vance.
Oh, blender. Nice thinking, Cohen.
Yeah, no, it's actually a humidifier. I get nosebleeds.
How romantic. I think it's sweet.
It'll make our room like a tropical paradise.
Yes, it will. Oh, you know, it's so nice
how you find all of Cohen's weaknesses so adorable.
I'm not weak, okay? I'm just delicate.
( laughs ): Ew.
Oh. ( sighs )
It looks like you and I are the only ones without anyone.
Okay, um, I'm just gonna lie down in the driveway
and just back your truck right up over me. Mm-hmm.
What's up, guys? Hey.
What's the matter? It's Natalie.
It's over.
I don't know. I'm sorry. Maybe, we shouldn't go.
Yeah, maybe we shouldn't.
What happened? I don't want to talk about it.
No, you need to. And you know what?
We need to get outta town. Maybe, we can talk about it
on the ride down or... Well, is that okay?
If I ride with Oliver? Or maybe we could all go together?
No, no. You-You guys go. I'll see you down there.
Hey, Chino, why don't you ride with me?
Can I ride with you guys?
Ah, yeah, sure. Shotgun.
Uh-huh. Great.
Thanks for understanding. Yeah.
* Yeah!
* Away from me! *
Dad, Julie,
uh, you're early. Bonjour, Kiki.
Cheese wheel? It's brie.
Oh, thanks. How was France?
Oh, aside from the French...
Where's Hailey?
Uh, she's showering I-I think.
I-I wasn't expecting you so soon.
He couldn't wait to see his precious Hailey.
Couldn't even lemme go home and take a shower.
How's she? How's she looking? Too thin?
Oh, she looks good. Her spirits are high.
She's high? No, her spirits, mood. She's up.
So, she's on uppers? No, she seems balanced.
You changed your hair.
Right! Do you like it? Isn't it francais? He doesn't like it.
HAILEY: Hey, Dad.
Hailey.
It's great to see you.
HAILEY: Mmm.
( soft chuckle )
Julie, your hair. Hailey, you're here.
So, I haven't seen you since... How long has it been?
HAILEY: Oh, Dad.
Are you going to start with me already? Fair enough.
Just tell me what you've been up to. All your adventures.
Cal, thought we could swing by the house maybe and...
Kiki, could you make us some lunch?
I'm starved. So, tell me about Costa Rica.
How about lunch? We have brie.
* It's not unusual to be loved by anyone *
* It's not unusual to have fun with anyone **
Brought enough beer?
Ah, you never know, buddy. You never know.
* But when I see you hanging about with anyone... **
Hey, you made it.
Yeah.
We tried following you, but it was hard to keep up.
Sorry. Guess, I got all wrapped up in my saga.
Yeah. I got a little distracted.
This place is awesome. Where's the fridge?
I-I don't want these to get skunked.
Yeah, I'll show you the kitchen.
( sighs )
You brought enough beer?
LUKE: Everybody keeps saying that.
How was it? It was okay.
We talked. He talks mostly.
I think he just wanted someone to listen.
How's he?
He's a little fragile,
I think getting out of town will help.
Hope you guys weren't talking about me when I was gone.
Sorry for taking your girlfriend away from you,
but don't worry, she's all yours.
I wasn't worried.
Right.
Okay.
SUMMER: I was trying to give you some culture, Cohen.
Yeah, well, the audio version of The Da Vinci Code's not culture.
Yeah, well, it's a true story. ( phone ringing )
ANNA: Hi.
God.
Hey, Dad. How are you doing?
Wow, six calls in, um, two hours. That's a new rec... Yeah.
No. We...
We're still fine, believe it or not.
Okay.
Well, what I can do then is call you from every hole.
Cool? Okay, great.
Bye.
Where are your folks?
Yeah, their plane got delayed in Zurich.
I don't think they're going to make it this weekend.
But... welcome to their humble abode.
Thanks, man.
Let's get everyone settled before we hit the links, huh?
I set up two tee times.
I figured Seth, Summer, and Anna could be our threesome.
Let me show everyone their room. And last but not least...
Oh, I forgot.
This is the room with the two twins.
Uh, do you want to switch rooms,
or we can push them together?
Oh, no, this is fine. It's great.
I'm just going to go change.
I'll help you with the beds.
Hopefully, it won't be too uncomfortable.
Alright, thanks.
I really appreciate you being so cool
about Marissa and I being friends.
Well, yeah, no problem.
I mean with everything you two just went through with Luke,
the last thing you need is another guy not to trust.
With Luke?
Yeah.
You thinking maybe he and Marissa were getting back?
That was a while ago.
I'm not judging.
I mean, if anyone should have trust issues...
What does that mean? Just your background.
Marissa was filling me in on some details on our ride down.
She was?
Yeah. But I mean, just in terms of how amazing it is
that you're so healthy,
well-adjusted,
considering.
Considering?
( door opening )
( laughs ) So, how do I look?
Perfect.
Yeah, great.
Sandy Cohen working on a Saturday.
Tom Willington, how are you? Playing catch-up, huh?
Trying to buy some time away from the wife and kids.
Oh, how touching. Listen, I've got a question for you.
I know Celeste in records is going on maternity leave,
and we haven't found anyone yet. You know Jimmy Cooper, right?
Jimmy Cooper? Yeah.
Are you out of your mind?
This is one of the most reputable firms in the county.
What'd it do for our profile to hire its notorious criminal?
Ah, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
Really? Come on, before he went down,
there was no one better than Jimmy, no one smarter.
Everyone loved him. Until he ripped them off.
He made a mistake, he's paying it.
He doesn't deserve a second chance?
Not in our firm, not in this lifetime.
The best thing you can do around Cooper is stand upwind.
Don't get his stink over you. Oh, he's a good guy, Tom.
Yeah, well, then, why don't you go into business with him?
KIRSTEN: She so looks like Mom, it's scary.
He takes one look at Hailey, and he can't say no.
And right now, she's telling him of her plan
to help the indigent population of some depressed country,
and all she's looking for is some all-expense paid bender
to Amsterdam or Thailand.
It's amazing he can't see it.
She's only being nice to him for his money.
Every time she vanishes,
it's for a little while longer.
The trips get wilder and wilder.
One of these days, I don't think she's coming back.
You know, you're the only one he listens to, Kirsten.
If you're really scared, she's going to disappear again,
you need to stop him from letting her.
How's this?
Pretty good.
You've just, uh, got to get your hips into it a little more.
You know? You got to go...
( rhythmic humming )
Yeah... Oh, oh, boom.
( laughs ) One, boom.
I think she's got the idea.
Rock and fire. Mm.
OLIVER: For a beautiful girl, that is one ugly swing.
Got to follow that, huh?
Wow.
I don't suppose you were using creative visualization?
My face as the golf ball?
Can't wait to see your short game, buddy.
I think your ball is in the trees.
That's bad, right?
Thanks for carrying my golf bag, Cohen.
I really think I threw out my back.
If your back hurts, Summer, why don't we take a golf cart?
What, are you, like, against nature?
This isn't nature, this is a golf course.
I think I have a hernia.
You guys, this way we can spend more time together as friends.
How come when she says "friends" it sounds like a threat?
It's her inflection.
What? We did say we would try and be friends, right?
Who's she gonna talk to, Luke? Oh!
That guy only recently learned how to walk upright.
Oh... uh, Cohen?
Could you help me find my ball?
Anna, stay back. There might be poison ivy.
Um, Summer, I don't want to get poison ivy.
Cohen, I thought you were my friend.
Okay.
Wow, it looks like Summer's not the only one
who lost their balls.
OLIVER: Ow.
Too bad.
I could hurt that guy.
So could I.
Am I trying too hard with him?
All I want is to be friends,
and I just feel like he hates me.
No. I mean, he likes you.
He just...
Right-- trust issues. Can't win them all, I guess.
Hey, nobody's looking.
Oh, nice shot, buddy.
Okay, I think we've torn up the course long enough.
Last guy back buys the first round.
* Yeah!
( giggling ): Come on.
Let's go, come on! Bring it!
( chuckles ): Come on!
Step on it!
* Look at me now Come on...
Oh, God! * Just sitting here by myself
* And I think you found someone else *
* Now I'm gonna have to find a way to put the bottle down *
* And why
Whoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
* Can't you see
You better run!
* That I'm drowning
MARISSA: Oh-ho!
* In a pool of misery? Keep it tight, man!
* I'm always afraid that you're gone *
( laughs )
* Away from me
* I'm always afraid that you're... *
( screams )
Look out, look out! Right, right!
Oh, oh, stop, stop, stop!
Dude, nice driving. You made that thing dance.
What the hell is your problem, man?
Hey, man...
I thought... we thought we were just joking.
Yeah, good joke. Come here, tell me another one.
Whoa, sorry, man.
I'll see you back at the house, okay?
( chuckles )
Are you okay?
You know, he was just playing.
Fine.
That guy was not playing.
Hey. You look nice.
You look like you're not going to have dinner with your father.
I'm gonna give them a little one-on-one time.
Not a dinner that I wanna be.
Feel the same way about my meal. Jimmy's right, he's done here.
His best shot is starting over somewhere else.
So, we'll have a nice meal and a couple of drinks,
and talk about his next move.
Alcohol-- yes, inspired.
How do you think I got you to marry me?
So, you were drunk. Explains everything, Kiki.
Hey, Dad.
Caleb, it is always such a pleasure.
You two have the time of your lives, huh?
You're not dressed. I'm not going.
We both know why Hailey's here.
She wants to catch up with her family.
Dad, you honestly don't believe that.
Don't be jealous of your baby sister. I love you both equally.
You don't, but that's okay. What's not okay is the fact
that she wants to take advantage of how much you love her.
You want me to cut her off? I know you do, too.
( sighing )
Oh, dinner at 6:00, in bed by 8:00.
Anna, my old Jewish man is very happy right now.
It's pretty humid, Seth. I think you could stop futzing.
Oh, no, I can't. Futzing's what I do, my darling.
And besides, I almost have it. And there we go.
She's purring like a kitten. Mmm.
( purring )
( laughing )
So, Cohen, you and me alone in a bed.
( groaning ) Polyfill--it's not as comfortable as down,
but it's good for our little allergies, sniffles.
And this bed, huh?
It's Posturepedic for my back
and your back. ( laughing )
Uh-oh... Yeah?
My catheter fell out.
Hey, guys.
Hey.
Uh, Luke's hogging the remote,
and it's either football or porn, so, I was wondering
if I could watch TV with you guys?
We're not watching TV, Summer. Yeah, we were about to go to bed, actually.
But it's 8:00. What're you, like, 70? On the inside, yes.
Thought this was a weekend we could all hang out as friends.
It is. Totally, totally.
Oh, I get it.
Like, specific friend hours, right? Whatever works for you.
A friend on/off switch, a friend appointment book-- I mean,
do I have to schedule friend time in advance? ...
No, that's not it. That's not it.
Great. You guys,
that's great!
Hmm!
( music playing )
Ooh! That Enrique is so hot.
I mean, can you imagine being with a guy with abs like that?
Huh, yeah, apparently not.
You don't have to do that.
I don't mind.
Well, then at least let me help.
Where's Marissa?
Getting changed for the hot tub.
You going in?
Right.
Can, can we just start over?
"Start over"?
Yeah, I feel like we got off
on the wrong foot, and I want to make this right.
Get this thing straight, so we can be friends.
What can I do?
Next time, you want to be alone with my girlfriend,
let me know, so I can stay home.
This always happens.
With Natalie, my friends at Pacific, and now you.
I'm so stupid!
Take it easy. Damn it!
Everybody who knows me for more than five minutes
ends up hating my guts.
That's not true, nobody-nobody hates your guts, okay?
What's going on? We were talking.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm, I'm going to go get some fresh air
and I'm going to go get some stuff for breakfast.
I'll go with you.
No, just... you stay with Ryan. I'll be back soon.
Just... just leave the kitchen, man. Everything's okay.
You managed to drive him out of his own house.
I don't know what happened. We were talking, and he went off.
What were you talking about that was so upsetting?
You. Me.
You and him.
You know what? Oliver's got a lot of problems,
but I think you're the one who's paranoid.
What's your problem?
Maybe, you spent the car ride telling him everything about me.
I wasn't. I was talking about my life.
And you're part of my life. You know what?
I don't understand what's going on with you.
There's got to be more I can do. There's got to be somebody...
You've done everything you possibly can, alright?
No, no, no, no... You know what? You're right, it's for the best.
Like you said, I can start over, have a new life.
I never really wanted to be a financial planner. Or a thief.
So, figure out right now, what's it that you really wanna do?
What I really want to do
is not be 40 years old, divorced, with two kids,
and trying to figure out what I really want to do.
What's it you used to want to be? A pilot.
I always liked stewardesses.
You? I always knew exactly what I wanted to be.
Wanted to be left fielder for New York Yankees.
Yes! In fact, it was the pursuit of that dream
that carried me through law school.
The most enjoyable job I ever had, was, working here.
Yeah, I managed
this place, the summer I married Julie,
and look at it now, it's closing.
John Wayne used to come here.
I know. Gary Cooper.
Yeah. This is the real deal, you know?
This is the last bit of Old Newport. Look at it.
All it really needs is just a little facelift.
The land value alone would be enough
to secure a decent renovation loan.
You update the menu a little bit, you bring back happy hour.
It'd be...
It would be fun. It would be a blast.
Kids would come in. It'd be fantastic.
A lot more fun than, whatever high-priced nuisance lawsuit
I got waiting for me back at my desk.
Lot more fun than moving to Phoenix without my kids.
What?
Katie? Two more martinis, please.
Ooh, Egg McMuffins. That sounds so good right now.
I know, why can't they serve those all day?
I know-- totally. Like, what technological
innovation is preventing that?
They can put a man on the moon, correct?
Right. And they can't serve
Egg McMuffin past 10:30. Can't figure it out.
It make no sense. Doesn't make sense.
Cabbage Patch Kids. Do they still sell those?
Oh, weird.
I don't really get the whole legend of the cabbage patch.
It freaks me out. What, babies harvested from the heads of cabbage?
Yeah, exactly. What's so freaky about that?
Some, like, child slavery ring. It's weird.
It's disgusting, makes me wanna vomit.
( gasping )
Smurfs, dude. Aw...!
Do you know how tall they were? What?
Three apples.
Really? That's kind of big. Three apples. Yes.
There should be a channel on television,
I think, of us watching television.
We're that good. Yeah.
Yeah, you are. You are so that good.
Your whole witty banter thing is so cute, you guys.
You guys are like brother and sister.
Yeah, you guys could totally be related.
I'm going to go to bed.
( door shuts )
I'm going to bed, too. Well...
Uh...
Hey.
He's not back yet?
No, and he still hasn't called.
I'm really worried, it's been two hours.
What's wrong with him, exactly?
He's been battling depression for a while.
And he's had some substance abuse problems.
I'm sorry.
I just hope he's okay.
( cell phone rings ) It's him.
Hey.
Marissa, something happened.
What's wrong? What is it?
I messed up real bad.
Where are you? What did you do?
Oh, I just drove back to Newport
and took a whole bunch of pills.
A whole bunch.
Okay, call an ambulance.
No, no, no doctors.
Please, just...
I am so scared right now. Maybe-maybe I can throw them up.
Do that. Get them out of your system.
I'll try... but, uh...
do you think you could, uh, come back?
I'm sorry, but I am so scared.
Okay, we're leaving right now. See you soon.
He's not okay? He just took a bunch of pills.
He's not picking up.
It's okay, you just talked to him.
That was 20 minutes ago.
Hi. Marissa Cooper for Oliver Trask, please?
* It's not unusual to be loved by anyone *
( phone rings )
* It's not unusual to have fun with anyone *
I thought you said he was okay? He said he was.
He said he spent an hour getting the pills out of his system,
but if that's true...
What?
Why isn't he picking up?
* It's not unusual to see me cry *
* I wanna die
( ringing continues )
* It's not unusual to go out at any time *
* But when I see you out and about, it's such a crime *
* If you should ever want to be loved by anyone *
* It's not unusual, it happens every day *
( ringing continues ) * No matter what you say
( sighing, ringing continues )
What the hell did you say to Dad?
I know you're behind this.
Hailey, we had a conversation, and we both agreed...
How convenient that the one thing you two agree on is how
to screw me over.
Oh, Hailey, you don't have to do this.
This is what you wanted. Me on my own.
Not taking Dad's money, not staying in your house.
I never said that you couldn't stay.
No.
You wanted me to live my own life,
be on my own, be independent, you went behind my back
and sabotaged my relationship with Dad.
What relationship with Dad?
You take his money, then you take off.
My relationship with Dad is between me and Dad.
Was between me and Dad.
I just don't want to see you get into any more trouble.
Well, now you won't have to.
( horn honking )
There's my cab.
Oh, Hailey, where are you going to go?
You don't have any money.
Yeah, well, who's fault is that? I'll find another way to get by.
( sighs )
You can stay here and work for Dad.
Why? So I can be as independent as you are?
Living off his money in the McMansion he built you?
I'm sorry, but you were right.
I need to have my own life,
and the only way that I can do that is to get far away from Dad
and as far away from you as I can.
( horn honks ) I'll see you.
( sighs )
MARISSA: Oliver, open up. Please? It's me.
We have to call security. I'll go.
Oliver.
Oh my God, you're okay.
Yeah. Kind of.
Are you alright, man? Yeah, a little embarrassed.
When you didn't pick up the phone, I thought... I was in the shower.
Sorry about that.
I got kind of messed up, but I'm good now.
Yeah. Yeah. You guys should go.
Enjoy what's left of your weekend.
What are you talking about? We're not going anywhere.
So, what did you take exactly?
Uh, I don't know.
A bunch of sleeping pills,
some painkillers.
Well, how many?
I don't remember.
But I got them all off my system.
I promise.
Well, did you drink any water, you're probably dehydrated?
You know what? We should call room service.
You want any ginger ale or Gatorade?
Maybe, we should take him to the emergency room.
I mean, he swallowed all those pills.
If they were in my system, I'd have felt them by now.
Yeah, but, why take any chances? I mean, we can take you now.
The thing is,
if we go to the emergency room,
they'll put me under suicide watch for 72 hours.
They'll call the cops, and then, they'll call my folks in Zurich.
I mean, the truth is, is that I'm fine.
Really, I just want
to just crawl into my bed and forget this day ever happened.
Sandy.
Hey, you're awake.
Oh, shoot.
Ow. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... I'm sorry...
Oh! Are you drunk?
Don't worry. I took a cab.
Yeah, and so did Hailey.
Dad cut her off, and she cut me off.
Oh, I'm sorry. So how was your night?
Well, that good, huh?
Yeah, I'm not sure, but I...
Think Jimmy Cooper and I might've gone
into business together tonight. Really?
And what kind of business is that? The restaurant business.
Oh, you are drunk. Oh, in an adorable way, I think?
Yeah?
Oui? No?
And what about the firm? Partridge, Savage, and Con?
Well, they'll have my body, and so will you,
by the way.
But the restaurant will have my soul
and my income
and my savings.
How can you do that?
I'm making more money than I've ever made in my life,
I'm having way less fun, I used to help people for a living.
You remember that. Oh.
( laughs )
I'll tell you-- your funny Jimmy Cooper man--
oh, he needs some help, man, if he doesn't get a job,
he's going to have to leave town, and I...
I don't want him to leave town. Well, you know,
it's been a long time since I've had a friend in Newport.
God, I don't want to have to find another friend in Newport.
Am I crazy?
Oh, I'm crazy.
You have to be crazy to be in the restaurant business.
I think it's great that you wanna help Jimmy...
Well, you know.
...and be friends after all this time, it means a lot to me.
Yeah, well...
Sandy?
Oh.
( whispering ): They're sleeping.
( sighs, honks horn )
Hmm.
SETH: Hey, we're home.
( groans )
Thanks for the ride, buddy. Mm-hmm.
Great weekend, huh? Bye, Summer.
Bye. LUKE: Goodnight.
Night. SETH: See you guys. Have fun. Drive safely.
So, you're into Cohen, huh?
It must be kind of weird to see him with somebody else.
It was for me, anyway, with Marissa.
( scoffs ) Whatever.
I'm over it, moving on.
Ready for my next victim.
Well, just for the record, whoever he turns out to be--
he's a lucky dude.
You're looking pretty hot these days, Summer.
( laughs )
Real hot.
Thanks.
Oh, my God, ew.
Oh, God, I'm sorry, Luke. You're cute and everything,
but there's just no way.
No worries.
What are you doing? What are you looking for?
Nothing. Is he going to be alright?
Uh, yeah, I think so, but I told him I'd stay with him tonight.
What?
I can't leave him alone. What if he tries it again?
If he tried it the first time.
What?
What if he didn't try and kill himself?
What're you talking about? He wouldn't let us take him to the hospital.
Maybe because he didn't want to be shipped to an institution.
Maybe, he belongs there. I mean, what kind of person does this?
No. I... I-I didn't mean... You should go.
You weren't trying to kill yourself, okay?
Yeah, well, maybe Oliver wasn't, either, but he's my friend,
and I can't just leave him alone tonight.
So you know what? Just go home, and I'll see you in the morning.
OLIVER: Sorry to interrupt. Um...
I just want to say thanks, Ryan, for everything, man.
Sorry for ruining your weekend.
Goodnight.
( inhales )
I'll call you tomorrow.
* Now I sit here by myself
* Think you found somebody else *
* How could you let them take you away from me? *
* There's somebody else
* There's somebody else...