1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:01,769 Previously on The O.C.: 2 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:03,204 You're driving now? 3 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:04,472 Yeah. Because you're drunk. 4 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,576 Hey, you're scaring me. Good. 5 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:10,044 You're scaring me. 6 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:12,146 I called the therapist on the way. Mom. 7 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,314 JIMMY: She's right, kiddo. 8 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,449 Therapy was part of the deal. 9 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:17,718 I know you. You go to Harbor, right? 10 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,220 What's wrong with you? 11 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,522 MAN: Your sister-- you ever hear from her? 12 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,557 The number I have is not in service. 13 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,793 I like you. So does she. 14 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:28,329 If we don't put an end to this soon... 15 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,530 Someone's going to get hurt. 16 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,205 So maybe next time we go see a movie, 17 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,473 it won't be about boats. 18 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,442 They're called ships, and I liked it. 19 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:44,712 I don't know. Russell Crowe, he just doesn't do anything for me. 20 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:47,281 I mean, people say he's good-looking, 21 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:49,417 but I don't see it. 22 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,618 I never thought about it. 23 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:53,787 Hey, only one more day left in 2003. 24 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:56,457 It's been a good year. 25 00:00:56,490 --> 00:01:01,629 Yes. My parents got divorced, my dad went bankrupt, 26 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:04,332 and I OD'd. 27 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,734 I meant... for me. 28 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:11,639 I know. I can't wait to celebrate the new year 29 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,274 with you. 30 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,477 What do you want to do? 31 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,412 I heard about some parties. Maybe... 32 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:19,713 we should take it easy, 33 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,382 after what happened at Christmas. 34 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,584 What happened at Christmas? 35 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,619 It's all kind of a blur, actually. 36 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:29,290 Kidding. 37 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,424 (laughing) 38 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,393 Funny. 39 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,827 I thought we could hang here. 40 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,896 You know, maybe... 41 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,266 rent a couple Russell Crowe movies... 42 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:39,667 (chuckling softly) 43 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,337 Stay in... 44 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:45,739 so I know you'll be safe. 45 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:01,822 I love you. 46 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,298 (clearing throat) 47 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,465 I mean... Uh... 48 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,501 I-I-I didn't mean...I... 49 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,171 Thank you? 50 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:21,509 Uh... you're welcome? 51 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,644 I... um... 52 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:27,348 Midnight curfew. Okay. 53 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,509 "I love you." 54 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:58,879 "I love you." How hard is that to say? 55 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,814 Saying it's easy. 56 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,684 Meaning it-- that's the hard part. 57 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,355 Who the hell are you? 58 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:10,424 It's... a long story. Who the hell are you? 59 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:11,592 It doesn't work that way. 60 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:12,993 It's my pool house. 61 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,928 Actually, dude, it's my pool house. 62 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,365 So, this is yours? 63 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:18,932 You want it back? 64 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:20,701 I got plenty. Thanks. 65 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,505 You're Kirsten's sister Hailey, right? 66 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,274 So you've heard of me. 67 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:29,243 I guess Kirsten remembers I actually do exist. 68 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:31,245 She doesn't know I'm here. 69 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:34,248 Look, we'll get it all sorted out over breakfast. 70 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:36,350 The living room couch is pretty comfortable. 71 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,322 Oh... 72 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:42,690 and... 73 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,658 love you, too. 74 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:50,931 (piano and acoustic guitar strumming gentle melody) 75 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,870 * California, here we come 76 00:03:56,904 --> 00:04:00,274 * Right back where we started from * 77 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:01,942 * California 78 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:05,646 * California... 79 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:14,988 * Here we come. 80 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:18,025 * California... 81 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,994 * California... 82 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:23,497 * Here we come. 83 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,874 Hey. What's up, man? 84 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:36,510 What happened to you? Lady kick you to the curb? 85 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,546 The pool house was occupied. 86 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:39,947 Your aunt. Hailey's here? 87 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,749 Yeah. Awesome. 88 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,683 SANDY: Alright, nine across. 89 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,452 Seven-letter word for... 90 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,986 Whoa. Separate seats, you guys. 91 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,988 Come on, there's no sex in the champagne room. 92 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,591 Good morning. Good morning. Where's Hailey? 93 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,594 Oh, I don't know-- Thailand? Morocco? 94 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,029 SANDY: I think she's planting trees in Tacoma. 95 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:58,399 KIRSTEN: Costa Rica, building churches. 96 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:00,501 I think that was Nicaragua, and they were hospitals. 97 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,069 She's in the pool house. 98 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,537 What are you talking about? 99 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:06,874 Did you not notice Ryan sleeping on the couch? 100 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,542 (yawning ) Your sister's here. 101 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,844 W-Wait, wait, wait. You, you saw her? 102 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,012 You were talking to her? 103 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,448 Or... did she say why she was here? 104 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,484 I have two guesses. 105 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:19,887 Either she's run out of money, or she's run out of money. 106 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,356 Three-letter word for "hilarious": Dad. 107 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,658 Write that down. She is probably out of money. 108 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,059 Hailey's here. 109 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,563 Hey, guys, guess who's back. 110 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:31,432 Hello, Hailey. 111 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,867 Aunt Hailey, later, when you're dressed, we'll hug. 112 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,703 KIRSTEN: Seth. Robe. 113 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:36,904 Her. Now. 114 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,576 There you are. 115 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:43,677 Happy New Year, everyone. 116 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,446 Happy New Year to you. Hi. 117 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:50,451 We would have come and picked you up at the airport 118 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,486 or the train station. Or the border. 119 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,888 Well, it was late, and my cell phone got shut off. 120 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,590 And you ran out of money? 121 00:05:56,624 --> 00:06:00,093 So, you're going to stay with us for some time? 122 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,666 I'm going to make up the guest bedroom. 123 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,702 Bedding, sheets, now, hmm? 124 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,103 Married 17 years, 125 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,172 the first things that go are the full sentences. 126 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,173 Welcome back. 127 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,374 Thanks. 128 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,147 Looking good, nephew Seth. 129 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,882 Thank you. Puberty happened. 130 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:22,716 It's been that long? 131 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,952 It sure has. 132 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:27,054 Oh, check this out, though. 133 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,189 Ooh. Chest hair. 134 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,091 And a new friend? Yeah, that's Ryan. 135 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,861 He's, um... he's kind of a long story. 136 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,829 Uh-huh. 137 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:38,666 So, now that you're a man, what are the New Year's Eve plans? 138 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:39,467 Got any girls to kiss? 139 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,570 I had two, and, uh, now I have none. 140 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,938 But it's cool, 'cause I, uh, I swore off women. 141 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,607 I'm off the market. 142 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,709 I'm going to do whatever Ryan and Marissa do. 143 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,611 Marissa-- is that the short chick next door? 144 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,613 No, puberty happened. She's a Laker. 145 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,882 Well, Ryan and Marissa won't be doing much, 146 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,085 'cause of three little words, Ryan couldn't say. 147 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,953 Where's the Frosted Flakes? That's four. 148 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:03,624 "I love you." Shut up. 149 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,627 Ryan, Marissa said that to you? 150 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,128 Okay, what did you say? 151 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,830 Thank you. 152 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,099 Oh... 153 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,535 Well, guess we'll be staying in tonight. 154 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:17,505 Carson Daly and a ball dropping. 155 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:20,173 There is two images that should never be said in one sentence. 156 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:32,686 Nice of the doctors to keep the offices open today 157 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,989 for all our resolutions that need to be analyzed before they're broken. 158 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,491 Yeah, it was nice of them. 159 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:40,594 So, what are they? 160 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:43,130 Your resolutions that you're never going to keep. 161 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,832 Give me one. At least one. 162 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,800 I'm going to eat more vegetables. 163 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:50,070 Wow. You and the doc really went deep. 164 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,573 And what about dairy? Grains? 165 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,207 Actually, we feel good about the grains. 166 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,043 And tonight-- New Year's Eve? 167 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,745 You're a social chair. 168 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,047 I'm sure you've organized several events. 169 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,549 Ferris wheels, balloon animals... 170 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,016 Mmm, done that. 171 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:05,519 So, what's the deal? 172 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:06,987 You ask a lot of questions. 173 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,689 One of us has to. 174 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,624 Uh, what are you doing? 175 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,060 Well, now that you've asked, um... 176 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,495 I'm having a party at my place. 177 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,901 You live in the Four Seasons? 178 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,904 Come by and I'll explain everything. 179 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,005 Yeah, maybe we will. 180 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,607 "We," as in, uh... 181 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,941 you and your friend? 182 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,143 Uh, my boyfriend, Ryan. 183 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,680 He wants to stay in. He's not a social. 184 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,682 My girlfriend's the same way-- Natalie. 185 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,249 But, uh, she'll be there. 186 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,718 I can meet him, you could meet her. 187 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,587 It's a party. 188 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:40,988 Yeah, hopefully I'll see you there. 189 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,155 There'll be veggies. 190 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:45,626 No painkillers, but crudites, celery, dip. 191 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,828 Hmm. Well, as long as there's dip. 192 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,999 Hailey, can we focus for a moment? 193 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,101 You've gotten matronly in the last two years. 194 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,303 Two years is the part that I want to focus on. 195 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,706 What am I going to wear tonight? 196 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:01,709 A little Ann Taylor, a little Ralph Lauren. 197 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,811 Ew! Oh, my God! 198 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:04,912 Is this from Talbot's? 199 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,079 It was a gift. 200 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,681 Haven't you been living in hostels, 201 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,983 out of a backpack, wearing clothes made from hemp? 202 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,819 That was last year, Kiki. Don't call me Kiki. 203 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:15,623 Only Dad calls me Kiki, and only because he won't not. 204 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,858 You do remember Dad, don't you? 205 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,192 I have a vague recollection. 206 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,294 Well, just wait till he hears you're back. 207 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,631 I was going to tell him, in due time. 208 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,032 Well, you have two weeks 209 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:28,301 before he gets back from Paris... with Julie Cooper. 210 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,771 Dad and Julie Cooper? 211 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,240 At least he's dating somebody my age instead of yours. 212 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,208 How does Jimmy Cooper feel about this? 213 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,612 Pretty good...now that they're getting a divorce. 214 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,280 Things have really picked up around here. 215 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,949 I should come back more often. 216 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,251 Hailey, what are your plans exactly? 217 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,153 Ladies, so, I'm going to go... 218 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,888 Surfing? Fun. Where? 219 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,690 At the spot, you know, by the place. 220 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,925 Four-footers. I heard that, too. 221 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,161 I was just going to ask you. Sunglasses? 222 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,929 Kitchen. So, tonight? 223 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,765 Yeah, what time should I make the reservations? 224 00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,366 Uh... 8:00. 8:00? 225 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:00,701 Perfect. Table? 226 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,703 The usual. 227 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,772 I love you. You, too. 228 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,008 What? 229 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,744 You guys are, like... married. 230 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,213 Well, that was the idea... when we had our wedding. 231 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,415 No, I mean, like... 232 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,818 deeply, deeply married. 233 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,790 Forget it. Anyway, so, tonight, you guys... 234 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,125 are going to dinner, we do it every year. 235 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,995 Home in time to watch Dick Clark and the ball drop-- 236 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,363 two images that should not be used in one sentence. 237 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,165 It's too bad that you're busy tonight, 238 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,767 'cause I know this really great party 239 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,969 where you guys would have, like, actual fun. 240 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,905 But I understand-- you're boring now. 241 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,742 I am not boring. 242 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,343 Hey, baby, I-I can't find... 243 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,945 Keys? Check your... 244 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,280 Pants. Oh, you're good. 245 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,449 Gucci. Now we're talking. 246 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,851 I will be wearing this. 247 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:51,919 To The Arches? 248 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,021 That's kind of fancy. 249 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,388 Hey, Sandy, after our annual dinner, 250 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,257 how do you feel about a party? 251 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,860 RYAN: We're not going to a party. We made plans. 252 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,128 To do nothing. 253 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,830 Who's Oliver? 254 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,833 A guy from therapy. 255 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:09,236 Hey, there'll be crudites and dip. 256 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,972 Sorry, I guess it's more of an inside joke. 257 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,942 Between you and Oliver? You guys have inside jokes? 258 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,777 It'll be fun. There'll be people. 259 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,412 As opposed to here, which will just be you and me. 260 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,281 I thought you wanted to do nothing. 261 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,783 Yeah, well, that was before... 262 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,117 Right... (sighs) 263 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,886 before I... 264 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,889 It... 265 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,157 What? 266 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,059 Because I didn't say... 267 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,962 What? 268 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,030 When you said... 269 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,365 What? 270 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,699 Never mind. 271 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,337 So, you going? 272 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,807 I'm staying here, watching movies, like we agreed. 273 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,409 Okay. Well, if you change your mind... 274 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,443 So, you're going? 275 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,279 Like I said, yep. 276 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,714 Happy New Year. 277 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,451 Happy New Year. 278 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:06,093 SETH: You know what you did? 279 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,762 You know what you did? You blew it, buddy. 280 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,164 Almost as bad as I did, but you know what? 281 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,200 We're both single now. It's a new year. 282 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,502 I think we should join Friendster, meet new people. 283 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,405 We didn't break up. We're just not spending it together. 284 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,941 Only the most important chick-holiday of the year, besides Valentine's Day. 285 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,209 Why don't you just go to this party? 286 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:26,013 Because we had plans and... 287 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,415 Because, I mean, who's Oliver? 288 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,318 Okay, as long as you're clear on your motivation. 289 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,886 SANDY: Okay, we're going to go. 290 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,187 Do you guys need anything? 291 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,323 Yes, Ryan needs a tear in the space-time continuum 292 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,425 so he can go back and say, "I love you" to Marissa. 293 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,428 She said, "I love you"? 294 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,531 So, what'd you say back? 295 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,800 "Thank you." "Thank you." 296 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:47,935 Well, that was polite. 297 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,903 That's what I said. 298 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,473 You guys have fun. See ya. 299 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,842 Love you guys. 300 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,143 Thank you. 301 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,147 You guys look hot. 302 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,882 Hey, don't sound so surprised. 303 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,951 Well, come on, let's go. Move it out. 304 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,854 I don't want to see you kids back here before 2:00. 305 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,488 Thanks... for this. 306 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,324 And, when we get back, we'll talk about your plan 307 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:15,162 and how long you're here, and why. 308 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,463 You're okay about tonight? 309 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,498 I'm just going to catch up with friends. 310 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,368 Don't worry about me. You guys deserve to have some fun. 311 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,070 I couldn't agree more. 312 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,337 Let's go. 313 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,339 Happy New Year. Thanks. 314 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,610 HAILEY: What are you guys doing here? 315 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,079 You're not even dressed? 316 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,181 I know, I told you, we're not going out. 317 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,916 Carson Daly, balls. 318 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,284 I thought you were being sarcastic. 319 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,852 That's usually a safe assumption. 320 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,587 Where's your lady friend? 321 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,155 Out at a party. 322 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,858 Your girlfriend's at a New Year's Eve party alone? 323 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,994 She's not alone. She's with some guy named Oliver. 324 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,128 You've gotten really glib. 325 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,897 You guys broke up. 326 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,299 We didn't break up, we're just not spending it together. 327 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,167 You know what they say? 328 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:57,070 The way you spend it is the way you'll spend the rest of the year. 329 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,272 So, at the countdown to midnight, 330 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,074 when she's looking for someone to kiss, 331 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,376 and you're here playing video games about pirates... 332 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,411 Ninjas. 333 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:08,081 ...and it's, like, ten, nine, 334 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,483 eight-- and she's all alone 335 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:15,255 when she sees this guy Oliver-- seven, six, 336 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,959 five-- the fireworks start, music swells-- 337 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,394 four, three-- 338 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,063 people are pairing off. 339 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,998 Who's she gonna kiss? 340 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,200 Two, one... 341 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,969 You guys look hot. 342 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:32,072 Too hot, 'cause I'm trying to keep a low profile these days. 343 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,107 Thanks for, getting me out of the house. 344 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,475 Hey, you're part of the family, 345 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,911 and we look out for our own. 346 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,312 Now, let's go. Come on. 347 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,547 Out. 348 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,149 Do you want to come? 349 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:46,019 Nah. I'm going to... hang out. 350 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,120 Take it easy, lay low. 351 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,321 Alright. 352 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,026 Oh, Hailey Nichol! 353 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,029 ( screaming happily ) 354 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,464 ( people whooping ) 355 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,301 "Taking it easy"? "Lay low"? 356 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,303 Just a couple of friends. 357 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,449 This is going to be totally fun. 358 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,252 We're at the penthouse of a Four Seasons. 359 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:23,290 I know, it's just... you know? 360 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,059 Coop, the way you spend your New Year's Eve 361 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:29,062 is the way you're going to spend the rest of the year. 362 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,463 It is? 363 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,033 Yeah. And you are not going to think of Ryan, 364 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,402 and I am so not thinking of Seth Cohen 365 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,038 and how pathetic it is that he's staying home tonight 366 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,273 probably playing, like, a stupid video game 367 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,242 about, like, pirates or, like, ninjas or something... 368 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,111 ( clears throat ) 369 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:49,716 Ooh, right, Four Seasons penthouse. 370 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,484 It's undeniable. 371 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,288 Hey, people I know. 372 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,356 (gasps) Where? 373 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,391 Hey, Anna, what are you doing here? 374 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:01,761 My parents are friends of the parents of the guy who's throwing this party. 375 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,762 You know Oliver? 376 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,431 Who? Hey, you made it. 377 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,467 Hey. Come on, I'll show you around. 378 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,468 Whoo. 379 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,137 So, where's Seth? 380 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,538 Um, I don't know. 381 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,273 Why don't you tell me? 382 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,742 I don't know, and I don't care. 383 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,610 Me, either. 384 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,213 Seth Cohen is, like, so 2003. Mm-hmm. 385 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,549 And in, like, 74 minutes, 386 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,717 I'll never have to think about him again. 387 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,019 73. 388 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,421 Even better. Mm-hmm. 389 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,323 Skinny-dipping! 390 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,061 Oh, God. Dudes. 391 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,396 Oh, that's a lot of genitalia right there. 392 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,198 We should go. We can't go. 393 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,233 What about the whole "Marissa kissing Oliver countdown"? 394 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,702 That was before I took a face full of Dom. 395 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,271 I can't leave Hailey. 396 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,505 Come on. She's insane. 397 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,607 You said she was awesome. Insanely awesome. 398 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,309 So, tell her, "Party's over." 399 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,777 Right. Right. 400 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,612 I don't want to be the dad. 401 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,581 It's like telling my aunt. 402 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,316 You do it. It's your house. 403 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,386 It's your girlfriend with some dude named Oliver. 404 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,054 I'm just trying to motivate you. 405 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,489 She's part of your family. 406 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,257 Right, and the Cohens are notorious 407 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,459 for conflict avoidance, but the Atwoods, they thrive on it. 408 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,660 You are the man. 409 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,097 I'm not going to win this argument. No. 410 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:16,136 Hey, there's no ball dropping till midnight, okay? 411 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,405 Thanks, that's what I was talking about. 412 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,148 (GPS) In one quarter of a mile, turn left. 413 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,650 What's going on? 414 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,419 Nothing. 415 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,158 Are we in a rut? 416 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,693 That's "nothing," huh? 417 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,262 No, we're not in a rut. 418 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,730 We're in a marriage. 419 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,433 It's just that...we finish each other's sentences. 420 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,268 We always know what the other's thinking. 421 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,569 That's my favorite part. 422 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,172 I own a sweater set from Talbot's. That was a gift. 423 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,107 Look, I... 424 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,143 I don't think anybody would think we're boring. 425 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,145 Do we need to take more chances? 426 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,748 (GPS) In 400 feet, turn left. 427 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,385 Yes, we do need to take more chances. 428 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,387 GPS lady says, "Turn left." 429 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,590 I'm going right. 430 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,425 Oh, Sandy, don't. 431 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,594 No, no, you can't stop me. No one can. 432 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,496 Hang on. Here we go. 433 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,636 (GPS) When possible, please make a U-turn. 434 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,839 No, no. I won't. I will not! 435 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:27,840 Sandy... Huh? 436 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,142 Please... 437 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,777 Baby, we're living on the edge. 438 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,579 Honey, we're living on the edge! Whoo-hoo! 439 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,747 We're not living on the edge. We're getting lost. 440 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,483 Would you just listen? 441 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,651 When possible, please make a U-turn. 442 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,288 Oh, thank God, cause I... 443 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,190 I hate to defy the GPS Lady 444 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,292 because she gets... she gets so cross. 445 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,859 (laughs) 446 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,195 Do you think we're fun? 447 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,230 Yeah, I do. 448 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:54,367 Come on, your sister is so up inside your head, it's nuts. 449 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,702 No one's as fun as Hailey. 450 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,170 That's her calling in life. 451 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,606 She's 10 pounds of fun in a 5 pound bag. 452 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,673 What does that mean? 453 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:01,774 It means she's fun. 454 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,476 You know, she's a nickel. 455 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,646 She's a pot-stirrer, a ball-buster, a button-pusher. 456 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,348 She is pushing your buttons. 457 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,849 That she is. 458 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:13,420 We're going to a party. Anything could happen. 459 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:17,624 That's true. That's fun. 460 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:21,561 Why don't...we skip dinner and just go to that party? 461 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,431 (GPS) When possible, please make a U-turn. 462 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,932 You are dangerous. 463 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,972 This is a pretty cool place to have a party. Yeah? 464 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,774 My parents own a bunch of them. 465 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,344 Mmm. Hotel rooms? Hotels. 466 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,613 I've never had one of these before. 467 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,781 They are excellent. 468 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,550 Of course, these are virgins. 469 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,385 They won't take the edge off. 470 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,820 They won't numb the pain, but, hey, they're fun to say. 471 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,622 Mojito. Mojito. 472 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,658 Mojito. Mojito. 473 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,395 Hey, you know, just because 474 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,465 I'm not drinking doesn't mean you can't. 475 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:02,735 Yes, but then my sponsor would be so disappointed in me. 476 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,238 Clean and sober, 11 months. 477 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,673 Wow. 478 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,209 You did meet me in therapy. 479 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,447 So, where's Ryan? 480 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,883 He's not here. 481 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,851 I can see that. 482 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,391 So, when do I get to meet Natalie? 483 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,859 Yeah, uh...she's not here. 484 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:30,930 What happened? 485 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:31,964 Long story. 486 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,966 Long-distance relationship. 487 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,303 You know, which are always so fraught with peril. 488 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,505 Anyway, she's a freshman at Arizona. 489 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:39,572 An older woman? 490 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:42,509 Not really. She, uh, had the benefit 491 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,011 of not getting kicked out of three schools in three years. 492 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:48,648 Makes it a whole lot easier to graduate on time. 493 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,951 But, as for me, now I'm doing senior year, 494 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,887 again, and she's doing her freshman thing. 495 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,657 You know, having fun, partying. 496 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,393 I don't thinks she wants to be in a serious relationship anymore. 497 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,863 And you love her? 498 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,634 Have you told her? 499 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,470 Of course. All the time. 500 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,505 To Ryan? 501 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,040 To Natalie. 502 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,942 We can have fun without them, right? 503 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,310 I hope so. 504 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,379 Not the inspiring answer I was looking for, 505 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,947 but I'll take it. 506 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:46,639 I get that you're upset, okay? 507 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:47,774 One minute. 508 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,075 I need to talk. 509 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:50,977 I said, "One minute." 510 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,112 Just hear me out. What are doing here? 511 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,847 You still owe me three grand. 512 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,449 I'll get it back to you. 513 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,050 That's what you said two years ago. 514 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,786 What happened to your trust fund? 515 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,355 I was going to ask you the same thing. 516 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:05,425 You're back to make a withdrawal from your dad and then what? 517 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,026 You'll split again? I don't need this. 518 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,561 You're supposed to be my friend. 519 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:09,862 You don't have any friends. 520 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,498 You burned all those bridges. 521 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,933 Doesn't look like it from the showing we got tonight. 522 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:16,969 Everybody knows nobody throws a rager like Hailey Nickel. 523 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,472 You're looking for some good blow, some clean speed... 524 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,808 This conversation is over. You want to go? Then go. 525 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,043 Not without my three grand. 526 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,379 You better hope that Cameo doesn't show up tonight 527 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,780 after what you did to Alice. 528 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:30,149 Goodbye. 529 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,151 Hey, you think it's time we end this? 530 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,387 No, I don't. 531 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:36,556 Well, maybe the cops will. 532 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:37,557 So... what? 533 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,392 You're, like, a narc now? 534 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,496 Fine. 535 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,765 Let's just talk about this. 536 00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,612 This place isn't so rocking. 537 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:02,615 I mean we're way more fun than these people. 538 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:04,651 I can't believe this is Hailey's big party. 539 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,819 I just hope there's on a deviled egg, I'm starving. 540 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,821 Kirsten! 541 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:09,822 Oh, my God! 542 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,424 I can't believe you're here. 543 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:14,827 I had no idea you were...so much fun. 544 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,497 Yeah...hi, Taryn, 545 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,198 you, you know my husband, Sandy? 546 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,634 Well, if I don't now, I might at midnight. 547 00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:23,970 Hello. 548 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:28,174 Go ahead, Sandy. Put your watch in the bowl. 549 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:31,043 Whoever ends up with him is going to be one lucky lady. 550 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,547 Oh, my God. 551 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,982 I think we're at a swinger's party. 552 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,584 I'm going to kill Hailey. 553 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,886 We can still make our dinner reservations, can't we? 554 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:40,920 Yeah, we're leaving. 555 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:44,223 We can't stay here, can we? 556 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,826 We're not in this big a rut. 557 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,028 You think we're in a rut. You just said it. 558 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,229 Where is that deviled egg? 559 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,065 We don't have nerve to stick this out. 560 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:56,035 So let's go. We couldn't possibly stay. 561 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,036 Could we? 562 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:58,505 Hey, we can stay. 563 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,610 I dare you. Don't dare me. 564 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:04,944 I dare you. I will. 565 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,145 Double dare. Okay. 566 00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:07,880 You got three seconds to stop me. 567 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,482 Uno... 568 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:14,153 dos... 569 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:20,627 tres. 570 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:39,979 We'll be chlorinating for weeks. 571 00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:41,781 Let's just go somewhere private, 572 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,917 talk, without getting the cops involved. 573 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:47,687 I know your mom's going to kill me, 574 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:53,092 and I'm really sorry, but it's New Year's Eve. 575 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,261 And we're having a party. 576 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,565 Hey! 577 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:09,776 Great. This is just great. 578 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:13,245 Oh, God, this isn't good. 579 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,947 You think? 580 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:16,248 I can't break through that. 581 00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:17,884 What? I'm claustrophobic. 582 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,753 This place is huge. It has a kitchen and a bathroom. 583 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:22,855 Shh! Ryan, do not use up all the oxygen. 584 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,991 Want a sandwich? A shower? We got all that. 585 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,258 We're going to die. 586 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:28,761 I sleep here. The walls are made of windows. 587 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:30,630 Yes, which currently look out on naked dudes. 588 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:31,998 We're trapped like rats. 589 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,767 Rats in an enormous pool house. Your Aunt's really cool. 590 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:37,236 I know, she's a little unpredictable sometimes. 591 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:40,573 My shirt's strangling me. 592 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:41,774 Oh, great. 593 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,943 My girlfriend's kissing some guy, 594 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:45,878 and I'm stuck here with a lunatic. 595 00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:48,648 (music playing) 596 00:25:55,988 --> 00:26:00,893 I know, the first one of these can be a little challenging. 597 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:01,961 The key? 598 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:03,229 Drink a lot. 599 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,998 I'm just easing into it. 600 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,834 It's worth it. 601 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:12,304 New Year's Eve, 1998, this party saved my marriage. 602 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:14,974 My marriage doesn't need saving. 603 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,275 Oh, sure, not trouble. 604 00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,945 No, just...a rut. 605 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:21,080 I know. I was there. 606 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,749 We're not in a rut. 607 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,885 So many of us just sleepwalk through our own lives. 608 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,687 We don't even know we're asleep 609 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,656 till somebody wakes us up. 610 00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:32,124 I'm up. Take a chance. 611 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,260 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 612 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:37,664 You have one evening of crazy sex with a total stranger. 613 00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:40,266 When you're in college, that was a Thursday night. 614 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:42,034 For you, maybe. 615 00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:48,675 You ask me, your husband's having a lot of fun 616 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,077 for someone who's not in a rut. 617 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:58,317 Here's to you. 618 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,019 Feel like drinking? 619 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:03,355 Um... no, not really. You? 620 00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:04,824 No. 621 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,769 I'm sorry. He was probably smiling at you. 622 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,070 Oh, no, your eyelines totally matched. 623 00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,940 You should go. 624 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:24,343 No, no-no-no-no, he is clearly interested in you. 625 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:25,878 You think? 626 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:30,449 That was all you. 627 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,384 No. Too close to call. 628 00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:35,688 We are not ringing in '04 the same way we spent '03. 629 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:37,089 I'm on the case. Come on. 630 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:38,891 Wait, no, Summer, you can't just go up to him... 631 00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:43,095 Hi, um, we were wondering who were you smiling at, me or her? 632 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:45,064 Uh... you're both cute. 633 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:46,065 Not happening, okay? 634 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:49,869 One or the other. You have to choose between us. 635 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,371 Someone has to choose between us. 636 00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:56,208 You know what, Summer? It's okay. 637 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:58,010 You can have him. Anna, look, 638 00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:00,246 Seth Cohen just wants to be our friend. 639 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,114 I don't know anything about this guy... 640 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:04,116 Hi, I'm Alan from Tulsa, Oklahoma. 641 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:05,384 Yeah. Don't care. 642 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:08,220 I know this guy doesn't want to just be my friend. 643 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:10,456 He's really not my type. Go for it. 644 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:12,725 Oh, what's your type? Seth Cohen? 645 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,831 I'm gonna go. 646 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,268 Right. 647 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:26,839 And we have crudite, as promised. 648 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:29,742 Oh, so now I have to eat them? 649 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:32,011 Not until midnight. 650 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,345 So, question. 651 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:34,881 When you asked me 652 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,749 if I ever told Natalie I loved her, 653 00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:39,518 struck me as an interesting question, revealing. 654 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,287 Wow. You should be the therapist. 655 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,490 So what, you said it to him, and he didn't say it back? 656 00:28:44,523 --> 00:28:47,726 Uh...he said, thank you. 657 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:52,131 At least he's polite. 658 00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:53,966 I'm going to get a mojito. You want one? 659 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,034 Yeah. 660 00:28:56,936 --> 00:29:00,039 Maybe I just overreacted, you know? 661 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:03,409 I mean, maybe he didn't say it because he just wasn't ready. 662 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:05,912 Yeah, or because, you know... 663 00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:07,814 Because he doesn't love me. 664 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,182 Oh, hey, no, no, I mean, 665 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:13,519 what do I know? I don't even know the guy. 666 00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:15,988 Don't listen to me. 667 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,361 I traveled to see the Alaskan blue heron. 668 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,196 I... I, uh, had no idea 669 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,065 that that involved that much travel. 670 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,934 An ornithologist. That's fascinating. 671 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:29,902 Excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt. 672 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:33,505 Hey, I'm ready to go. Huh? Was this fun or what? 673 00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:36,375 Sandy Cohen, pleasure swinging with you. 674 00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:38,477 We're leaving? Uh, I-I'm just starting to have fun. 675 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:42,481 Did you know Bob studies birds? 676 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:45,918 Birds? Bob, that's great. Listen. 677 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:48,087 If we hurry, I think we can still get our table. 678 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,122 I want to stay. 679 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,425 Bye, Bob. 680 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:56,228 Maybe I'll see you later. 681 00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:58,064 What are you doing? I'm having fun. 682 00:29:58,097 --> 00:30:01,000 What, discussing the pigeon with Bob? 683 00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:03,202 Hailey has so gotten under your skin. 684 00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:05,171 No, this is not about Hailey. What? 685 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,438 Oh, no? 686 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:09,208 No. Maybe we needed to do this. 687 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:11,410 Maybe we need to do something dangerous. 688 00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:14,981 Maybe we are in a rut, and we didn't even know it. 689 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:16,248 So you want to swing? 690 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:18,184 I'm swinging. 691 00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:21,553 Heidi... 692 00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:23,890 you have got to finish telling me that story 693 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:25,291 about the Galapagos Islands. 694 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,960 What a wild place. 695 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:30,596 45 minutes to midnight. 696 00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:33,599 If I ever get out of here, your aunt is dead. 697 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:38,170 Hey, Ryan. 698 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,338 Yeah? 699 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,542 Why didn't you just say it? 700 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,344 I don't know. 701 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,382 'Cause I never have. 702 00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:52,351 But you do, right? 703 00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:54,220 I guess. I don't know. 704 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,489 How do you know? 705 00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:58,925 I just think you know. 706 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,027 I don't know. 707 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:04,196 Yeah, I do. 708 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:12,504 Why didn't you choose? I mean, you had to like one more than the other, right? 709 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,473 Yeah... 710 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,511 ...but now I don't deserve either, 'cause I blew it. 711 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,248 Me, too. 712 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:25,151 I'm optimistic about this Friendster thing, though. 713 00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:26,885 43 minutes. 714 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,593 Hey. Hailey. 715 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:37,196 Mad good party once again. Thanks for coming. 716 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,135 Where is that bitch? 717 00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:45,504 I can't believe she'd even show her face in Newport. 718 00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:47,473 Look, Cami, I don't know, okay? 719 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:02,654 I need help. 720 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:05,124 Fresh oxygen! 721 00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:08,260 You locked us in the pool house, and now you want our help? 722 00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:09,628 Pretty much, yes. No, I'm leaving. 723 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:11,363 W-w-wait, wait. 724 00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:13,966 There's a girl that wants to kill me. Just one? 725 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,104 She's going to kill me if I don't get there in 39 minutes. 726 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:20,139 Okay, but please help me shut this down. 727 00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:21,607 I'm not helping you. 728 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,544 Fine, but she's going to tear this house apart. 729 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:28,047 Do it for Sandy and Kirsten. 730 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,149 Let's go, we got to clear this party. 731 00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:32,118 It's what I do best. 732 00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:38,157 Have a goodnight. 733 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:39,258 Thanks for coming. 734 00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:44,063 What did you do? 735 00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:47,699 Shut off the power. Told 'em the cops were coming. 736 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:49,768 I got to go. Go ahead. I'll clean up. 737 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,537 You sure? Yes, go. 738 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:54,306 31 minutes, I just hope I can get to her on time. Me, too. 739 00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:08,754 Come on, everybody. It's 11:30. 740 00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:10,756 We need to make our selections 741 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:14,226 so we have someone new to ring in the new year with. 742 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:17,396 (applause) 743 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:20,532 Since this is Evelyn's house, we will let her pick first. 744 00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:22,334 Evey. 745 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,340 (laughs) 746 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:31,110 Way to go, Bob. 747 00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:59,138 Okay. 748 00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:12,251 I hope you have some better luck. 749 00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:37,809 I don't get it. 750 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:39,378 Everyone else got picked. 751 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,880 What happened to my watch? 752 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,082 It better be in your pants. 753 00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:48,354 Mmm. 754 00:34:51,323 --> 00:34:53,292 Come on, swinger. 755 00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:54,826 Let's go home. 756 00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:58,230 (horn honking) 757 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:00,332 MAN: Traffic is looking pretty bad on the 73. 758 00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:02,501 New Year's Eve is always ugly on the roads. 759 00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:04,703 Luckily, it's almost over. 760 00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:30,162 Hey. 761 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:31,730 I'm going to take off. 762 00:35:31,763 --> 00:35:32,831 You are? 763 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:33,899 So close to midnight? 764 00:35:33,932 --> 00:35:34,800 Yeah, yeah. 765 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:35,901 I don't want to be here. 766 00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:38,537 It's too depressing. 767 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:39,738 Happy New Year. 768 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:40,606 Thanks. 769 00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:46,945 Hey. 770 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,814 How you doing? 771 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:51,517 I know it sounds stupid, but I...I keep looking back 772 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:52,884 at the door, thinking 773 00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,720 maybe he'll show up... 774 00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:57,489 in time. 775 00:35:57,523 --> 00:36:00,426 Yeah, I keep hoping to see Natalie. 776 00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:02,461 Sadly, I think it's just us tonight. 777 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:05,897 But, hey, at least we have each other. 778 00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,646 (laughing) 779 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:24,616 I think we're in the wrong house. I don't. 780 00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:26,352 What the hell happened here? 781 00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:28,820 I don't even know enough people to cause this much damage. 782 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:31,323 HAILEY: So, how was the party? 783 00:36:31,357 --> 00:36:32,691 What did you do? 784 00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:33,925 Nothing that can't be undone. 785 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:36,295 You know, a little Palmolive, some elbow grease. 786 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:37,829 Seth and I have it covered. 787 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,398 Nobody said anything about elbow grease. 788 00:36:39,431 --> 00:36:41,500 Seth, garbage out, now! 789 00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:46,738 I look forward to waking up to a clean house tomorrow. 790 00:36:49,508 --> 00:36:51,943 'Night, Sandy. 791 00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:53,011 I'm going to get back to the dishes. 792 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,314 Don't walk away from me. 793 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,283 You're not Mom. 794 00:36:57,316 --> 00:36:58,617 You can't talk to me that way. 795 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:02,554 This is my house. My upside-down couch. 796 00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:04,923 I will talk to you any way that I want. 797 00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:11,697 Oh. Oh, I... 798 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,732 I should really learn to knock. 799 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:18,570 In case there's a threesome going on in my bedroom. 800 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,509 You can't keep living your life like this, Hailey 801 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:26,378 like you have no responsibility, like you're still a child. 802 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:29,448 What used to be cute is now embarrassing. 803 00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:32,017 I'm sorry, the party got a little out of hand. 804 00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:34,052 People your age they have finished college. 805 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,622 They have jobs. They're-they're married. 806 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:39,591 Look, in the morning, I'll take off. 807 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:40,892 I am not asking you to leave. 808 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,994 I just want you to grow up. 809 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:53,539 It's a new year. 810 00:37:53,572 --> 00:37:55,407 You can make a new start. 811 00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:56,875 Why? 812 00:37:56,908 --> 00:37:58,910 So I can grow up to be like you? 813 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:01,413 Working for Dad, selling McMansions, 814 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:02,914 planning charity events with the Newpsies? 815 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:07,853 Hey, I love my life, my family, my rut. 816 00:38:10,856 --> 00:38:14,893 You spend so much time putting energy into having fun. 817 00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:18,864 Your whole life is dedicated to having fun. 818 00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:21,032 Are you even having any? 819 00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:26,472 I'll help you clean up. 820 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:29,841 I don't want your help. 821 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:31,410 I'll finish in the morning. 822 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:33,912 I'm going to bed. 823 00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:43,955 Anna, hi. 824 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:46,091 I didn't want you to be alone on New Year's. 825 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:49,895 Actually... 826 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,096 (clears throat) 827 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:53,665 I didn't want to be alone on New Year's. 828 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:56,535 Well, I'm not alone. 829 00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:58,837 Uh-uh. I have Captain Oats and Carson Daly, so... 830 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,038 Oh, wow. 831 00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:02,107 That's an unbeatable combination. 832 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,075 I'll go. Wait, wait. 833 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:07,078 Uh, Captain Oats had too much champagne, 834 00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:09,715 and Carson Daly's kind of a ginormous tool, so... 835 00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:15,120 I could use the company. 836 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:47,052 * I was crying 837 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:51,623 * Over you 838 00:39:51,657 --> 00:39:54,860 * I am smiling 839 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,928 20 seconds. 840 00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:57,996 (breathing heavily) 841 00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:06,071 * Where you're guardens have no walls * 842 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:12,878 ALL: Ten, nine, eight, seven, 843 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:15,814 six, five... 844 00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:46,605 You're not Seth Cohen. 845 00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:49,040 Who's Seth Cohen? Huh? 846 00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:50,709 I wasn't... I wasn't talking to you. 847 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:51,610 Um... 848 00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,813 I got to go. 849 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,582 Happy New Year. 850 00:42:04,289 --> 00:42:05,857 I love you. 851 00:42:05,891 --> 00:42:07,993 What? 852 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,194 I love you. 853 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:15,567 Thank you.