Previously, on The O.C.:
Would you say you drink a lot?
I guess, I mean, what's "a lot"?
Have you had so much to drink that you blacked out?
How much is the land trust offering me for Balboa Heights?
That's it? That's your whole dog-and-pony show?
What are you doing Saturday?
What are you doing Saturday night?
I've a date with Summer. Friday night?
So, what's it going to be, huh?
You want your menorah or a candy cane, hmm?
Christmas or Hanukkah?
Uh... um...
Uh! Don't worry about it, buddy
because in this house, you don't have to choose.
Allow me to introduce you to a little something
that I like to call... Chrismukkah.
Chrismukkah?
Right. It's a new holiday, and it's sweeping the nation.
SANDY: Hey, fellas, we got the tree.
Or at least the living room.
Guys, a little help?
I saved a spot for you right there.
Put your muscle into it.
Excellent. To the right a little. Don't hurt it.
Those needles are brittle.
That's perfect.
You guys, you guys-- "A+."
"A+." I love the holidays. I love them all.
We didn't really know how to raise Seth.
Yeah, so I raised myself,
and in doing so, I created the greatest superholiday
known to mankind, drawing on the best that Christianity
and Judaism have to offer.
And you call it Chrismukkah.
Just hearing you say it makes me feel all festive.
Allow me to elaborate.
You see, for my father here,
a poor struggling Jew growing up in the Bronx.
Well, Christmas meant Chinese food and a movie.
And for my mom over here-- WASPy McWASP--
Well, it meant a tree, it meant stockings and all the trimmings.
Isn't that right? We're very proud.
I'm not a WASP. Sure, you're not.
Other highlights include eight days of presents
followed by one day of many presents.
So, what do you think?
Uh, sounds great for you guys.
For you, too.
Hey, dip a toe in the Chrismukkah pool.
There's room for all of us.
Isn't there something in the Atwood family tradition
that you would like to include in Seth's uber holiday?
Yeah.
Atwood and holidays is not a good combination.
What did you guys do?
No, seriously, thanks, but uh...
Come on, man, there's got to be something.
My holiday memories pretty much consist
of my mom drunk and me getting my ass kicked.
Well, this year will be entirely different.
KIRSTEN: New memories.
It'll be great.
Yeah. Well, whatever you want me to do, I'll do.
That's the spirit. Come here.
Oy, humbug.
It's a big holiday for anyone.
Yeah, I'm still wrapping my head around it.
Just give him sometime.
Why don't we, uh, trim the tree?
You know what, you guys?
Soon Ryan will learn the magic of Chrismukkah.
Worry not. I will convert him.
(piano and acoustic guitar strumming gentle melody)
* California, here we come
* Right back where we started from *
* California
* California...
* Cal...
* Oh
I was in the shower for five minutes.
How did this place turn into Santa's workshop?
I see someone took down the wreath I hung on the door.
It fell. What are you wrapping?
Two Seth Cohen starter packs.
We got Death Cab, Bright Eyes, The Shins, Cavalier and Klay
and we got Goonies. It's not just for kids, Ryan.
It's not. I don't care what they tell you.
Summer and Anna are going to love them both equally.
You're getting Summer and Anna the same thing?
Yes, I am. Sometimes I'm so crafty I surprise myself.
No good can come of this. You know that, right?
Nope, I don't. You're going to have to choose.
Hey, not on Chrismukkah I don't, okay?
There's no choosing in Chrismukkah.
Well, you didn't get me anything, right?
No.
(tuneless whistling)
Come on, man. Lighten up.
Okay, fine. Stay dark. Dark works, too.
(tuneless whistling)
Oh, Ryan, what is your shoe size?
Why? No reason.
Mother, might that be a Chrismukkah list?
No. Why do you ask?
Let me just see it then, real fast.
It's work.
I love your work. It fascinates me.
I thought you guys said no gifts.
Well, we did, as in no gifts for us.
Alright, alright.
Well, Chrismukkah's ruined.
Ah! Don't even say it, man.
Come on. Chrismukkah is unruinable.
It's got twice the resistance of a normal holiday.
Your father refused our settlement offer he
wants to go to trial.
Yesterday he said that if you met his offer...
Yeah...as of this morning, he wants to go to court,
which means I have to spend the holidays
going through file boxes and preparing for trial.
With Rachel out of town... Chrismukkah is ruined.
Sooner or later, we will get through a holiday around here.
Stop it, right now. Don't give up
on the miracle that is Chrismukkah.
What is happening to you...?
You'll see. You'll see, too.
You'll all see. You'll all see.
You're really starting to scare me.
I'm okay with that.
Okey-dokey, here we go.
Which tie?
What are you thinking?
This one? Alright?
Or...?
(whistles)
Uh, the second one, definitely.
Alright.
So, you have a job interview today?
Well, it's just a meet-and-greet.
Who knows what will come of it,
but, uh, we got to dress for success, right?
Look, I'm working on it, kiddo.
I'll find a job. I know there's a lot of extra pressure
around the holidays.
There doesn't have to be any extra pressure
because there doesn't have to be any holidays.
Really.
What are you talking about?
We can skip Christmas.
It's not like it's not going to happen again next year,
and holidays just make people depressed.
Are you? Depressed?
You were supposed to go to therapy after Mexico,
and never really...
I'm great. I'm just saying.
Okay, good, because we're not skipping Christmas.
Come on. I'm going to find a job,
we're going to figure out a way to make this whole thing work,
and we're going to have lots to celebrate about, okay?
Come on, skipping Christmas.
You sure about this tie?
Uh, yeah, definitely.
You look great.
Skipping Christmas-- what are you, the Grinch?
So, Summer and Anna are both coming to this party.
Yeah, but neither one's my date.
And they know that?
Oh, yeah, they both know that.
Come on, man, relax. Look, it's a big party, okay?
You might be all doom and gloom,
but me, check it out: I'm snowflakes. I'm latkes.
Chrismukkah is coming.
And when Chrismukkah ends?
(gasping)
I hate when Chrismukkah ends.
SUMMER: Cohen.
Hi, Ryan.
Um, I wanted to know the deal for tonight--
if you were driving...
Hey, Seth, so, what time
are you thinking for tonight?
Oh.
Hey, Summer.
Hey, Anna.
You guys.
I was thinking that we should all probably meet there.
How about that? At whatever time
you so choose to get there, by whatever means.
Sounds great.
Yeah, perfect.
You better pray for a Chrismukkah miracle.
I've got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.
Yeah. Make sure all that goes all the way around the bottom.
Now, guys, the balls are the key to the whole tree.
They need to breathe.
Hey, Kirsten.
What do you think?
It's really something.
You don't like it?
It's not that. It's just that, uh,
my mom used to put the Christmas tree in the foyer.
It's just a tradition that we have.
Yeah, Caleb told me.
But then I thought you know what?
The holidays are hard enough.
Your father doesn't need to be reminded of the past.
Caleb needs to enjoy this Christmas.
Oh, did Caleb tell you we need to borrow your office?
We're doing the Santa thing for kids, we need a holding area.
What are you doing here?
Your father said you were working from home.
He did?
He's just full of surprises.
I changed my mind.
If the land trust can come up with $200 million,
then surely they can come up with $300 million.
I just... I thought this was over.
You can always get a little more blood out of the stone.
But the stone is my husband.
I was thinking we could spend the holidays working.
That sounds good. You have fun.
What are you talking about?
I'm going to do something that I haven't done in... ever.
I'm taking Christmas vacation.
Don't be ridiculous, Kiki.
You hate sitting around the house.
I hate fighting with you.
So you spend the next two weeks buried in legal documents.
I'm going to be wrapping gifts.
I hate Christmas.
Yeah, well, Chrismukkah's not much better.
You don't want to know.
Yeah, but holidays make what's bad even worse.
I just wish my dad would drop the act. I don't need it.
And I don't need Christmas.
Who do you have to spend it with?
Christmas Eve with my dad, Christmas Day with my mom.
Plus, she's making me go to that holiday party tonight.
The Cohens are going too, so...
So, at least we'll be miserable together.
Deal? Deal.
So, am I seeing you after school?
I got some stuff to do-- some shopping.
South Coast Plaza.
You're going to South Coast Plaza? Alone?
I don't think you're ready for that.
No, I think you need a seasoned expert to protect you.
Well, you know someone?
* Maybe this Christmas will mean something more *
* Maybe this year love will appear *
* Deeper than ever before
* And maybe forgiveness will ask us to call *
* Someone we love
* Someone we've lost
* For reasons we can't quite recall *
* Mm-mm-mm
* Maybe this Christmas.
So, no luck, huh?
There's a 99-cent store down the street.
I guess I can't really afford this place anymore.
Then why did we come?
I know it sounds stupid, but I like it here.
Everything is so perfect.
You walk around feeling like all your problems can be solved
by the right nail polish or a new pair of shoes.
Miss. I'm going to have to ask to see your purse.
RYAN: What are you doing?
I can't let you leave the premises.
If you don't hand over your purse right now
I'll have to call the police.
Why don't you back off?
Ryan, it's okay. No, it's not.
Your purse. Now.
What are you doing?
SETH: Hey, what are you doing, working from home?
I'm on vacation.
Oh, yes, clearly.
I find reviewing the end-of-the-year
accounts to be very relaxing.
I hope that's a recessive gene.
You should be so lucky.
Look, I haven't taken a vacation a while, and I'm easing into it.
Oh, yeah. I don't judge, okay? I only mock.
That you get from your father.
Oh, my God. They're coming in?
Oh, that's, uh... I got you.
What are those?
They came for Ryan from his mom and his brother.
You know what he said about the holidays?
When he talks like that, I have... no idea what to say.
Me, neither. You just have to be yourself.
Yeah, 'cause that always works so well.
Well, being a family is hard under any circumstance.
Creating a new one--
that's-that's got to feel weird sometimes.
Well, feeling weird is right in my...
What? What is it? Is Grandpa going crazy
with the company credit card again?
What is it this time? Hookers? A little blow, perhaps?
Grandpa likes to dance with you, white lady.
What are you talking about?
I don't know. What is it?
It's-it's... Hopefully, it's nothing.
You should go get ready, we have to be there soon.
I'll go put on my face.
Hi. This is Kirsten Cohen from the Newport Group.
My father ordered a survey of the Balboa Heights,
and I've lost my copy, and I really need to see the document,
so I'm wondering if you could fax it over to me.
Okay?
I knew you'd get it, but you... I think you should sort of...
(sighs)
I cannot believe this. Marissa.
Julie. Look, I have to host
the most important event of my professional career tonight.
Well, at least your priorities are in order.
You know, it's amazing how all these calamities keep happening
under your watch, Jimmy.
I'm to blame for this one, too?
She learned from you.
Okay, stop it.
I'm the one who stole, remember? I'm the one to blame, not Dad.
Look, we're lucky the store is not pressing charges.
Now, Marissa and I were trying to decide
what an appropriate punishment..
Oh, really? Well, way to rule with the iron fist, Stalin,
but it's not up to her.
No car, no allowance, no weekends.
So I can stay home tonight?
Starting tomorrow.
I won't have my party ruined by your little sticky fingers.
(sighs)
Look, sweetie, I know that this time of the year
makes everything bad seem worse, but why did you do this?
I thought it would be...
Look, I wasn't...
Uh, it was stupid.
I called the therapist on the way here. Mom.
She's right, kiddo.
Therapy was part of the deal of you moving in here.
Okay, look, I've been doing way better since Mexico.
4.0 first quarter, Charity League, Social Chair...
I've scheduled an appointment tomorrow with Dr. Milano.
He's supposed to be great.
Okay, I'm sorry.
But I can handle it.
This. I... I won't do it again, I promise.
Honey, I love you.
But I don't believe you.
You might actually find it helpful.
Yeah. Whatever. I need to get ready.
And Mom, you have your big party to throw.
I'm sure you don't want to keep Caleb waiting.
(knocking)
Hey. What's up, man? You're back.
So, that's pretty cool, right?
Your mom and brother got you something.
Yeah, except now I have a total of eight gifts to buy,
and I only saved enough for one.
Ryan, that sort of reminds me of the story of Hanukkah, dude.
Check it out. The lamp.
You know what?
I think you get the gist.
How was the mall?
Uh, weird.
Yes. You've really painted a picture for me.
I feel like I was there.
Oh, Marissa picked up a few things
without paying for them.
What, as in... Shoplifting.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's weird.
It's that time of year,
and with everything that's going on with her family...
Yeah, no, no. I'm sure it's got to be hard for her.
Yeah. I just wish there was something
I could do or say.
(inhales)
Um...
I got you something. No, no, no...
We had an agreement.
Yeah, but this is different. This is a requirement.
I know it's a bit minty, but, uh,
you know, we all have one, so we just thought...
No. That's cool.
Well, good. Maybe it'll meet a kinder fate
than your wreath did, but if not,
we still wanted you to have it.
Thanks.
Alright. I'm going to go make magic happen.
I feel like my hair is working for me tonight.
I'm late. I know, I know.
I'll hurry.
So, you're not going to believe this,
but your father and I reached a settlement today.
He gouged me a little.
Well, you know, he gouged me a lot.
He asked you for more money?
Oh, just $250 million. But we closed the deal,
and he claims that he did it because of you.
Is that what he told you?
And it seems your little vacation really hit him hard.
Because he says he wants to spend the holidays as a family.
You know, maybe...
maybe he's changing.
Or maybe he is a truly fantastic liar.
What's wrong?
(sighs)
I found something today.
I don't know if I can give it to you,
but I don't know if I can't.
Okay, well...
He's going to know that I gave this to you.
And he's going to have every right to fire me.
You have got to be kidding me.
This changes everything.
And I've to learn how to relax
because I'm going to have a lot of free time.
I'm sorry, honey.
Not as sorry as he's going to be.
You still want to go to the party?
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
(doorbell ringing)
Anna.
Hey.
Mistletoe.
Oh. Oh, that's-that's very festive of you.
Uh, I thought we were meeting there.
I'm going with my parents.
Well, I was thinking maybe we could go together.
I would love to do that. You know.
But don't you think that would violate
our little Geneva Convention of dating?
'Cause I told Summer that, you know,
I'd meet both of you there.
Well, how is Summer ever going to know?
(doorbell rings)
Mistletoe.
What is she doing here? What are you doing here?
We had a deal, Cohen. Which you violated.
As did you. She's got a point.
You're on her side? No.
There are no sides, you guys. There's only, um,
rides with my parents.
We'll all go together.
Hmm?
Fine.
So, I have a gift for you. I'll give it to you later.
I have a present for you, too, also.
I'll give it to you later.
I can't wait.
For either.
For both.
SANDY: Seth, you ready? Come on. Let's go.
Hi, Summer.
Anna.
Ladies.
Oh, this is going to be some party.
Mm-hmm.
You know, maybe this is not such a bad idea.
What does that mean?
It'll be good to have someone to talk to.
You're someone. I can't talk to you?
You can talk to me. It's just...
What? I need the help of a trained professional
because I stole a lipstick?
It's not about the lipstick.
Well, I guess I don't really see what it's about.
I guess you do what you want.
I will.
No one's making my parents go to therapy, no one's making me.
You know, I'm the only normal one in this family.
Sorry.
Hey, you know, I think I left my wrap upstairs.
Could you grab it for me? I'll grab my purse.
Sure.
* Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? *
* In the lane, snow is glistening *
* A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight... *
Mushroom-leek crescent? Crab and brie phyllo?
Come on, buddy. Change it up a little bit.
Enjoy the party.
Come on, Seth.
I'm going this way. Oh.
Oh, well, um, I'm going this way.
Oh, you guys are? I'm gonna go look for Ryan.
Oh, Kirsten, Sandy, welcome.
Hey, Kiki. Hey.
Good to see you.
Did Sandy give you our good news?
He did.
I need to follow up something with you, Cal.
If you don't mind... Come, Sanford, it's a party.
Think back on your Berkeley days.
Maybe you can smoke the tree.
(chuckles)
Smoke the tree. Funny.
I'm gonna nail him now.
Uh-huh.
So, what do you think?
About?
The party. You haven't said anything.
Do you like it? I know how you feel about the tree,
but getting past that...
It's great.
What did Caleb think? Has he said anything to you?
I haven't talked to him yet.
I just want this to be a party that he'll never forget.
I think you have a shot.
* ...Later on, we'll conspire
* As we dream by the fire
* To face unafraid
You okay?
Yeah, why?
I don't know.
Today's been kind of intense
and I know you don't really want to be here.
I want to be where you are, and you're here, so...
Ah, Marissa.
Oh, you wore the Chanel. How pretty. Ryan.
You haven't said hello to Caleb yet.
Yeah, that's because he was talking to other people
and I didn't want to interrupt him.
He's ready now, so... I'm not.
Marissa. Mom.
You are a guest at this party.
Only because you made me come here.
You're in enough trouble already, young lady.
I've got nothin' to lose.
Is this the way it's gonna be with us from now on?
I don't know. I'll ask my shrink.
You know what? I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I hate the holidays.
Right there with ya.
Caleb, do you have time to talk? No.
Ah, come on, make some.
What is this?
It's a geological survey, of the Heights, which you commissioned
and somehow mysteriously failed to turn over to my office.
I haven't got time for this. Oh, I think you do.
Allow me to summarize what you know already.
The Heights are seismologically unsound.
The whole area is uninsurable. It's worthless.
As is your theory.
There's no way you would've gotten a building permit
and you knew that.
What do you want, Sandy?
I want to buy back the Heights...
for a dollar.
(laughs wryly)
You cannot be serious.
Merry Christmas.
So, are you ready for your present?
Alright, I'm ready. Hand me the keys.
I'll figure out how to drive.
Very funny, Seth. Always have to ruin the mood.
That's what I do.
Ready? Mm-hmm.
The Adventures of Seth Cohen and Captain Oats:
Volume One: Confidence.
You made this?
No, I bought it on eBay.
I can't believe you did this. This is amazing.
Hey, this Seth in the story
seems really handsome and awesome.
I guess I took some liberties.
Well, you dumbed him down a little bit.
(laughs)
This is fantastic.
Thanks.
JIMMY: So, how's Seth doing?
He's fine, I think.
I mean, it's hard to tell with him sometimes. Why?
Well, does he ever do things
that sort of make you question yourself as a... as a parent?
Well, there was the model home and Tijuana
and a thing with the Range Rover and an IMAX movie
that I didn't quite buy.
But they're kids. I mean, they do stuff.
They get in trouble, right?
Our parents would've had a heart attack
if they knew what we did.
Ah, come on. We were good kids.
We were.
Weren't we?
We were good kids. Yeah.
And we have good kids.
(sighs)
Okay, Summer, but hang on for a second.
Anna just went to get drinks,
and she'll be back in, like, one second.
Shh. Come here.
Why?
Just come here. Okay.
Stay there.
* Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree *
* For me
* Been an awful good girl...
I hear you like comic books, Con.
This is true.
Merry Christmas.
* Come and trim my Christmas tree *
* With some decorations...
Good Lord, I think I'm gonna pass out.
You're not going anywhere.
Okay.
Yes?
What's this?
Uh, uh, that's, uh, that's Anna's present.
She made it for me.
She made it? Yeah.
It's amazing.
Yeah, I know, but, hey,
your present's amazing, too, okay? It's really amazing.
Hey, there you... are.
Hey, Anna, Summer was just giving me her gift.
It's cool.
You're Wonder Woman?
Yeah. So?
I mean, you look... amazing.
Is that my story?
Oh, my God.
I made you a comic book. What am I, eight?
Way to go, Wonder Whore.
Hey, Wonder Woman's not a whore, okay? Stop.
What are we doing?
I don't know. This is ridiculous.
You guys. One second, please. Okay?
Let's not... let's not have one speed bump
derail the whole train, okay?
Let's not throw the baby out with the bath water.
Let's not... let's make some more metaphors.
Look,
I'm not into talking about, like, feelings,
or whatever, but I like you,
okay, and so does she.
If we don't put an end to this soon...
Someone's gonna get hurt.
You gotta choose, Cohen.
Did you miss me?
Come on. Let's dance.
Oh, you know how I feel about dancing.
You know how I don't care.
Come on. It's a party.
Yeah, an office party.
I thought you wanted to have fun.
Don't make me make you have fun.
I'm guessing that's not eggnog.
So what? Come on.
If you don't want to dance, we could just get out of here.
Uh. I didn't see you with a cocktail.
Well, maybe I brought my own.
(liquid sloshing)
Want some?
What's going on with you today?
What's the big deal? You drink.
Not alone in the bathroom.
I'm just having fun.
First night I met you,
you were passed out on your driveway,
couple weeks later, an alley in Mexico.
It's like... it's like my mom all over again.
Shut up.
We're getting out of here.
No, I am.
Enjoy the party.
Hey, you can't drive... Get your hands off of me!
I have enough people in my life telling me what to do.
See ya.
Hey, come on. Let me drive.
Get away from me!
Hey!
I'm fine.
And so, effective immediately,
I'm transferring the title of The Heights
to the Balboa Land Trust
for the very reasonable price of one dollar.
I couldn't have done it without the help
of my son-in-law, Sandy Cohen.
Oh, thanks, Cal, but I can't take credit for this.
You did this all on your own.
To Caleb Nichol, the most generous man in Newport Beach.
Thanks.
Happy Hanukkah, Sandy.
Great.
What? You're driving now.
Yeah, because you're drunk. I'm not...
Fine.
Oh, where is it? Come on. Put it away.
I'm trying.
You're still on probation.
I said I'm trying.
(siren blips)
Of course this is happening.
Happy holidays.
License, registration.
You've got a broken taillight, you know that?
Just happened. We're going to get it fixed.
You kids haven't been drinkin'?
No, sir.
Everything alright here, miss?
Yeah, fine, thanks.
Miss, would you please...?
DISPATCH: ...have a 459 at 1508 Cornwall in Westlin.
All cars in the area please respond immediately.
Copy that.
I've got a call I need to get to.
I'm letting you go with just a warning for that taillight.
You get that fixed.
Drive straight home. Sir.
(bottle shatters)
Stop, okay?!
You're scaring me! Good.
You're scaring me.
There's drinking, crying, cops.
Well, then, it must be Christmas.
I left this behind.
I am not doing it again.
Okay.
Well, the ladies laid down the law. It's over.
What are you going to do?
I have no idea. I don't know.
No female's ever really offered me a, uh, uh, a choice, per se.
I really only know how to handle rejection
and ridicule-- I have a really good handle on ridicule.
How was your night?
Marissa got drunk, and we got pulled over by the cops
with an open container of vodka.
Hey, I like Marissa.
She's really making life interesting for you.
Yep. We got in a fight.
What about the cop?
Got a radio call.
Let us off with a warning for a busted taillight.
Now you see why I hate Christmas.
Hang on a second, Ryan.
Um, it seems to me
that what we have here is a Chrismukkah miracle.
Thank you! Think about this for a second.
The old Ryan Atwood-- what would've happened?
He would've got busted for sure,
but this time you had Jesus workin' for you,
and then you also had Moses, workin' together.
The Superteam fightin' for you to keep you safe
and give you a second chance.
Touched by an angel. That's nice.
It's got a good ring to it.
I believe my faith has been restored.
Uh, I should go get ready. Anna will be here soon.
What are you going to tell her?
I'm sure the words will come.
Alright, I just think that...
considering everything, I-I-I, actually, wait, hang on,
let me... let me actually try another approach, um...
I think you're awesome, and you're hilarious.
And you're caliente, and I think
you know, you're extremely witty, and you're wise,
and I kind of can't believe
that I'm actually going to say this,
but, um... I just... I think we should be friends,
and I want you to have this.
I don't want to be your friend.
You can never have too many copies of The Goonies.
(doorbell rings)
It was corporate espionage.
I could've had you fired, even sued you
for breach of confidentiality.
Dad, you're extorting the county,
putting the company at huge risk.
Sooner or later, this was going to come out, and then what?
When you found that report,
you-you could've shown me.
You could've shown me when it started.
I'm sorry, but I just didn't see any other way.
It was dishonest, calculating, and ruthless.
Kiki...
we just might make a real estate mogul out of you yet.
Well, that's something to look forward to.
(grunts)
Your mom's ornaments.
Tree looks nice.
There may be a gift under there for you.
Maybe.
Hey, where you going?
We were thinking about getting a movie.
Uh, Marissa's supposed to go see therapist this morning.
Oh, she's going through a lot.
Yeah, I thought I'd go with her.
Yeah, you could...
or, uh... not.
Now, Marissa's going to have to figure this out by herself,
and you got to let her.
You're here with us now.
You don't have to be the parent anymore.
Movie, huh?
Yeah, but it's my pick.
The selection of a movie is something of an art.
I came here three times
before I actually walked through that door.
I know you. You go to Harbor, right?
Marissa Cooper. Hi.
Yeah, you're the girl at school
who organizes things... parties and stuff, right?
Social Chair is what that's called.
You go to Harbor?
No, no, I go to Pacific.
Oliver Trask.
For a social chair...
(laughs): Well, I don't find you to be very social at all.
I'm going to have to talk to somebody about a recall.
This is... a psychiatrist's office.
It's kind of embarrassing.
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
This is totally embarrassing...
so let's suggest the obvious and move on.
What's wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
Well, if I knew, I wouldn't be here.
You're not an alcoholic... yet.
You OD'd at least once--
pills, I'd say-- muscle relaxants, definitely.
Painkillers.
Well, you didn't really want to hurt yourself.
Kurt Cobain-- yeah, he wanted to hurt himself.
You know, coming here wasn't my idea.
Maybe not, but you wouldn't be here
if you didn't want to be.
You want to know why you are the way you are.
That's you.
I'm waiting on the next door.
See you next week.
* I'll have a blue Christmas without you... *
How'd it go with the girls?
Seth Cohen starter pack?
I think I'm past that now.
Is that what I think it is?
Yeah, I figure'd I'd hang it.
Alright, man. Another Chrismukkah convert.
Nice. I never doubted it for a second.
Check it out. I already put the hook up, just in case.
Hey. Alright, what'll it be?
Fiddler on the Roof, It's a Wonderful Life,
or my selection, Sylvester Stallone's Over the Top.
Isn't that the arm- wrestling movie?
(like Stallone): Arm-wrestling classic.
Oh, hey, uh, Merry Chrismukkah, you guys.
Oh. Thank you.
Yeah. Wow.
* Yeah, you'll be doing alright *
* With your Christmas of white
* But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas *