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Previously on The O.C.:
Daddy!

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Her dad beat up my dad
at my debutante ball.

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Can't blame Holly.
I know Jimmy. I've heard.

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He still has your prom photo
up on our wall.

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What do you want?
A divorce.

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I never should've
broken up with you.

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I don't know what to do.
Tell me you've made up your
mind.

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You chose Luke, huh?
Chino didn't stand a chance.

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(door opening)

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Let's go.

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You're too late.

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The plan is undeniable.
I'm denying it.

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We have
my mom's Range Rover,

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we've a perfectly alibi, I go to
this comic book convention,

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and we also have my entire life
of never doing anything wrong,

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which lulls my parents
into a false sense of trust.

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And you want to throw
all that away

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for Summer in a wet
T-shirt doing body shots?

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I'm sorry. I thought that
was a rhetorical question.

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Yes, Ryan. Yes.

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On the last weekend before
school, one goes to Tijuana.

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It is tradition,
and it is a rite of passage.

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And you know what else?

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What happens in Mexico,
stays in Mexico.

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What happens in Mexico?

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I don't know because it stays
there. That's why we must go.

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Eh, I don't know
about lying to your parents.

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Okay, I can respect that.
I will lie to them.

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Why can't we just
go to Comic-Con?

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Okay, Comic-Con is basically
a bunch of pathetic virgins

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ogling some porn star
dressed as Catwoman.

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I thought you went
every year.

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Listen, Tijuana's a big town.

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I'm sure you won't
even see Marissa.

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I don't care about seeing
Marissa or not seeing Marissa.

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Okay, so you should have no
problem coming to Mexico. Right?

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Well, won't you be
hanging out with Summer?

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No, 'cause she'll probably
be shacked up with Luke.

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Yeah, I'm sorry. That's
probably a bit painful.

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Hey, fellas.

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You all excited about Comic-Con?

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Seth's been going
since he was ten.

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It's the highlight of his year.

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Thanks. "Highlight"
is a bit overstating it.

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Check you out.
Big pimping.

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I got a meeting with
a private law firm.

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Are you suing
one of their clients?

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It's a job interview.
Which he'll never take.

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They like to flatter him
once in a while.

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Yeah, I go for the free meal.

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But, you're still going to be a
public defender, right?

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After 15 years?
There's no way he's selling out.

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Well, it'd have to be
one hell of a free meal.

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And that's what they call
a callback in comedy, Ryan.

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So how soon until you two
are leaving on your trip?

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I don't know. How soon?

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Tomorrow.
Hmm. Don't you mean... manana?

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(piano and acoustic guitar)

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* California, here we come

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* Right back where
we started from *

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* California

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* California...

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* Here we come

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* Oh

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Looks good.

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I don't wear hats.

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Ryan, you mean
sombrero.

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You really need to brush up
on your Spanish.

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There's over 500
useful phrases.

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"May I please see a lady's
worsted nylon bathing suit?"

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Yeah. Well, did you
know that one?

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What's this?
An itinerary for our trip.

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Seth, it's 12 pages long.
We're going for two days.

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If you're going
to get over Marissa,

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somebody needs activities.

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I don't need to get over
Marissa. I'm over Marissa.

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Ryan... Ryan.
Look at me.

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This is me here, okay?
Amigo.

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Now, I know you're hurting,

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and I think you need
to unburden your soul.

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Anytime, I'm here to help.
My soul is fine.

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Marissa and me...

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It just... I don't know.
It never would have worked.

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No kidding. It is so much
better this way.

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He's all, like,
brooding, wounded,

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"Somebody save me."
I thought you liked that.

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It is too hot to save anyone.

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Speaking of hot,
I can't believe you and Luke--

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that you guys did it.

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You've to tell me everything.
I've been waiting for this.

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You have?
You've seen it before?

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Come on.
Touched it?

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Summer! It's a sacred act
between two people.

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It was a letdown, right?
Kind of hurt. Totally awkward.

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It's not like I have
anything to compare to.

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So, do it again. It is way
better the second time.

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Well, I'm supposed to go over
to his place this afternoon.

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Trust me,
Coop.

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Get back on that horse.

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You got to
giddyap!

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Shh!
My dad's home.

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Well, you're right.
I don't understand.

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You promised me the apartment
would be ready tomorrow.

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Yeah, I'm moving out
this weekend.

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I don't...

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Where am I suppose to stay?

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Yeah, well, you know,
you don't have to apologize.

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I just, you know...

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Alright, you know what?
Thank you. Forget it.

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Yeah. Bye.

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(sighs)

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Dad?
Hey. Hi, girls.

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Hey. So, Summer and I
are going to go...

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Oh, right, you're
going to, um...

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Palms Springs, yeah.

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Um, we're not leaving
until tomorrow.

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For Tijuana?
Oh, right, right, yeah.

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That's, yeah,
I meant to...

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You okay? 'Cause, I was going
to go over to Luke's,

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but if you want,
I could...

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Oh, no, no, I'm fine, sweetie.
Yeah, go to Luke's.

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Luke's great.
Isn't he, Summer?

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He's-he's-he's a,
he's a good kid.

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Sure.

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Anyway, I-I-I-I-I, I, um...
I got to, you know...

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Right, I know, yeah.
Okay.

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Alright.
Bye.

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See you.
See you.

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(doorbell rings)

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Hey.
Hey.

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Is, uh, now a bad time?

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I don't know why you didn't come
to me in the first place.

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I, uh...
I'll call my Realtor, Gloria.

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I'm sure she'll be able
to help you find something.

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Thanks, yeah,
really, thank you.

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So...

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how'd the girls
take the news?

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Uh, well, uh,
Julie and I decided to...

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to table that conversation
until Monday.

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You haven't told them yet?

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Well, Julie's
at her mom's with Kaitlin,

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and Marissa's
going to Mexico this weekend,

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so we just thought
it would be easier

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and cleaner if we
did it that way.

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They come back, I'm gone,
and then we tell them.

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I'm not so sure
about this.

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Well, uh, neither am I,

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but, uh, the thought of
having them watch me...

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move out...

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And, uh, it's hard
enough as it is.

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I never thought
I'd be that guy that...

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(sighs)

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that divorced guy.

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I can't wait
to go to Tijuana.

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It's going
to be so romantic.

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It's kind
of gross there.

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So what? We won't leave
the hotel room.

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I don't know.

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It'll be way better
the second time.

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No, I mean, I don't
know about Mexico. TJ.

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I don't think
I'm going to go.

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I feel like my dad's
having a meltdown.

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You're thinking about
your dad right now?

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Come on, babe.

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I don't know if I can
leave him alone.

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Marissa, he's, like, 40.

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Look, we can go
to Mexico whenever.

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I feel like I should
be with him right now.

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Okay, fine.

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I got to go
meet the guys anyway.

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Psst!

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Is she looking at me?

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Still no.
You know what she's doing?

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And it's textbook.
She's playing me hot and cold.

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Trying to pretend like our
little kiss didn't happen.

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There were no witnesses.
I didn't see anything.

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Maybe I'll just have to make
magic happen again, won't I?

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Mmm.

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Hey.

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How you been? I haven't
seen you in a while.

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Yeah, the last time I saw you,
you kind of had your hands full.

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SUMMER:
Coop! Come on.

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Well, don't
let me keep you.

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I won't.

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Fine. Uh-huh.
Okay. Later.

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Hey, Coop.

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Hey, Hol.

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You don't make
those freshmen

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watch a real
donkey show, do you?

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(laughing)

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WOMAN:
Sandy Cohen.

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How'd you get
past security?

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How are you, Rachel?
Hi.

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Well, you look great.

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God, being a slave for
the Man agrees with you.

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Six seconds until the first
insult. You're getting soft.

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Still surfing?
Every morning.

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Helps me keep
a clear mind.

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That, and not working
in a joint like this.

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Yeah, decent hours,
appropriate compensation.

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I don't know how I ever
left the DA's office.

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If I remember correctly,
it's 'cause you kept losing

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to this roguish,
brilliant...

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Conceited.
That's right. It was me.

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Mm-hmm.

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00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,906
So what do the folks
at Partridge, Savage and Kahn

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00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,208
want with a lowly PD?
I gotta tell you,

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you made some noise with
that Jimmy Cooper case.

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Oh, I didn't do anything.

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You still got your work
cut out for you,

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but heading the Feds off
at the pass,

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negotiating
a restitution deal,

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calling in a high-powered
securities attorney

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in the span of a weekend...
God, I am impressive.

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And conceited.

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So you keep saying.

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Truth be told, no one
was gonna touch that guy.

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The fact that you did
made the partners think,

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made me think.

220
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Is Sandy Cohen really ready
to come down off his high horse?

221
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Is he finally tired
of being a martyr?

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Geez, I was just hoping
for a free meal.

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Sorry to disappoint you.

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All you're getting is
a really good sales pitch.

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Sounds delicious.

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(song playing)

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What are you, uh...?

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Shh.

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00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,156
Eavesdropping, Ryan.

230
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I hear like a wolf.

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What do you mean
you're not going?

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I just...

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I don't know, Sum. I can't.

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SUMMER:
How am I supposed
to get there?

235
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,400
The guys are going down tonight
for that stupid freshmen hazing.

236
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Holly's car is full.

237
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I'm sorry.

238
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I'm totally stranded.

239
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What happens in Mexico,
you know, stays in Mexico.

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Holly, I can't.

241
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,013
Me and Marissa--
we're back together.

242
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,817
I give it a week.

243
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You'll miss me.

244
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,929
Hey, come on, babe.

245
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,465
Let's get you out of here
before the road trip starts.

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(sighs)

247
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,411
Hello, Summer.

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00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,479
Seth Cohen,

249
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,782
I believe you remember.

250
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,919
Nothing?

251
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,321
Um, I heard you needed
a ride tomorrow.

252
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,191
SANDY:
You have all our numbers?

253
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,392
SETH:
Yes, Dad,

254
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,528
I remember our phone number.
Did you bring enough water? Huh?

255
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,331
Extra batteries? Some air
in the tires? Gas in the tank?

256
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,166
It's amazing I turned
out so normal.

257
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:15,936
Hey.

258
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,205
Let me get that.

259
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,107
(grunting)

260
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,244
Hey, Summer.
Sandy Cohen, I'm Seth's dad.

261
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,413
I had no idea you were
into comic books.

262
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,281
Comic books? Ew!

263
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:31,151
She goes for the anime.
Anime.

264
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:34,054
I'm going to go say bye to Coop.
Don't touch my stuff.

265
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,425
This is going
to be awesome.

266
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,027
She's hot stuff, son.

267
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,829
And now it's ruined.

268
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,463
MARISSA:
I told you, I can't go.

269
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,566
C'mon, I got us a ride.
Grab some stuff and let's go.

270
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,001
Hey.
Hey.

271
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,469
What're you guys
still doing here?

272
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,805
I thought I'd
stay home this weekend.

273
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,374
What? Why? I thought you were
looking forward to this trip.

274
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,243
Well, I was, but, you know,

275
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,078
I thought we could
spend some time together.

276
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,814
Well... we can't.
I'm sorry.

277
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:05,152
I thought you were going,
so I, I, uh, I made other plans.

278
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,821
I was. I just...

279
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,223
I mean, are you sure?

280
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,892
Because I thought
maybe we could...

281
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,995
Marissa, please, come on.

282
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:18,298
I can't take care of both of us.

283
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,200
Okay.

284
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,035
I'll go pack my stuff.

285
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,938
Coop.

286
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,110
So who's going with us?
You'll see.

287
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,882
Great news.
I got Coop to come along.

288
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:35,916
Oh.

289
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,452
Oh.

290
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,128
SUMMER:
Vamanos.

291
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,097
We're going to TJ!

292
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,973
I can't believe
you convinced me to do this.

293
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,374
I could have
brought somebody in.

294
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,210
Where's the fun in that?

295
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,279
Only took us a couple of hours
to paint my dorm room.

296
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,916
Your dorm room
was the size of a prison cell.

297
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:12,252
Well, you may be painting
one of those as well.

298
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,021
Sorry.

299
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,622
Listen, thank you so much.

300
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,324
The thought of being home

301
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,960
when Julie and the kids
come back...

302
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,562
You haven't told them yet.
Well... not exactly.

303
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,532
I-I was going to tell Marissa,
but then it just seemed...

304
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,668
impossibly... hard.
Because it is.

305
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,637
Jimmy, Marissa's not
a little girl anymore,

306
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,140
and if she comes home
and finds you gone,

307
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,908
she'll never forgive you.

308
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,948
Call her.

309
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,916
She'll still love you.

310
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,517
I promise.

311
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,990
SUMMER:
We should be there
in, like, three hours?

312
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,559
SETH:
The GPS says
the ETA's three and a half.

313
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,162
Well, that's because someone
drives like an old woman.

314
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,030
I'm going 70 in a 65 zone.

315
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,631
80 is the new 70.

316
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,100
What?

317
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,434
Who talks like that?

318
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,104
Who gets passed
by a van full of nuns?

319
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,973
Oh, wait, who? Cohen does.

320
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,575
They have God on their side.
I'm not gonna beat Jesus.

321
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,711
I'm gonna call Holly and see
how far ahead of us they are.

322
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,080
And she's a girl.

323
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,681
That's weirdly insulting
to your own gender.

324
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,950
Not as insulting
as it is to you.

325
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,051
Point taken.

326
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,190
No. Thanks.

327
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,125
SUMMER:
I'll take it.

328
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,526
I'm so dehydrated.

329
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,395
What is up with the AC?

330
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,131
My hair is frizzing out.
I look like Howard Stern.

331
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,300
See, strangely,
I feel like my Jewfro

332
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,734
benefits from
this climate.

333
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,170
You're Jewish?
Yes.

334
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,572
That's why I feel so comfortable
in this desert heat.

335
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,408
God, this is a nightmare.

336
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,111
I'm sweating to death,
driving ten miles an hour,

337
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,513
on, like, a rickshaw,
listening to this... music.

338
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,681
Hey. Do not insult Death Cab.

339
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,451
It's, like, one guitar
and a whole lot of complaining.

340
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,253
Reminds me of someone else
who's doing

341
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,055
a lot of complaining,
Summer: you.

342
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,457
Listen to me: I'm driving this
vehicle, and I'm gonna drive

343
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,492
at the speed that I
feel comfortable, okay?

344
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,494
It's my music,
it is my snacks...

345
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,730
Kudos and Goldfish?
What are you, eight?

346
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,732
Say goodbye to Summer.
What're you doing?

347
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,567
Leaving you on the roadside.
No, you're not.

348
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,537
Let go of the...
Don't touch the wheel!

349
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,139
Stop it!
Hey, let go of the...!

350
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,506
(all shouting)

351
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,476
(tires screeching)

352
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,086
(sighs)

353
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,689
Ew!

354
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,425
It's not exactly
the Honeymoon Suite.

355
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,028
MARISSA:
Yeah, it's only for one night,
until the axle's fixed.

356
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,397
I've stayed in worse.
That's nothing to brag about.

357
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,467
Sweet!

358
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,769
Do we have to pay extra
for the pubes?

359
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,605
This is so gross.
You guys, I cannot stay here.

360
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,207
Well, unless you feel
like hitchhiking again...

361
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,775
No, thank you.

362
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,411
I've spent enough time
in a truck full of chickens.

363
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,213
We're lucky that guy
stopped for us.

364
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,248
We'd be even luckier
if Cole Trickle here

365
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:56,783
hadn't driven us off the road.

366
00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:00,153
Who the hell is Cole Trickle?
Tom Cruise? Days of Thunder?

367
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,788
Can we try to be
positive here?

368
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,191
Okay. I'm positive
that this is Summer's fault.

369
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,526
I'm positive I'm leaving
this place with a rash.

370
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,096
Oh, so you're planning on making
some extra money tonight.

371
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:09,662
(Summer scoffs)

372
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,533
(Summer gasps)

373
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,069
Ew! This bathroom
is so...

374
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,036
ew!

375
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:20,840
(door closes)

376
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,842
SANDY:
Hello.

377
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,145
Hey.
Hi. Hey, what happened to you?

378
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,813
You were finger-painting
in the backyard?

379
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:30,183
No, I was at Jimmy's
helping him paint
his new living room.

380
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,751
Julie kicked him out?
Mmm.

381
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,154
Is that okay
that I'm helping him?

382
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,656
Yeah, I guess, with everything
he's been going through...

383
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,325
Honey!

384
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,759
You shouldn't have!

385
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,861
I didn't. It washed up
about an hour ago.

386
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,363
Who's Rachel?

387
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,199
She works at the law firm
I met with yesterday.

388
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,235
The meeting must've
gone well. You never said.

389
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,403
They're sending you gifts.
You must've let them down easy.

390
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,771
In a private practice

391
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,274
Could do more pro bono work
than I do now.

392
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,309
Sandy...

393
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:59,412
you're not seriously
considering taking
this job, are you?

394
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,648
The salary they offered me--
it's-it's outrageous.

395
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,284
Since when have you ever
been swayed by a paycheck?

396
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,319
This family has all
the money it needs.

397
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,887
Yeah, except, it's your money.

398
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,522
It's our money.
Not really.

399
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,125
Unless you wanna buy the
Lakers or a Caribbean island.

400
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,860
No, hon, it's not about
buying stuff--

401
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,862
although, you know,
Aruba would be nice.

402
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:19,599
It's about contributing.
And I have an opportunity here.

403
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,202
Yeah, to work for
people that you hate.

404
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,304
You're always referring to
those places as evil empires

405
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,906
controlled by corporate
interests owned by the Man.

406
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,443
I tend to be hyperbolic. You
know, goes with the territory.

407
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,911
The PD office is your life.

408
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,147
I don't wanna see you
give that up

409
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,183
so you can buy groceries
the next week.

410
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,151
Don't belittle this.

411
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,753
I think balance is important.
You don't think we have balance?

412
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:44,424
No, we don't. You've the money.
And you have all the ideals.

413
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,427
You like that
I don't make a lot of money.
What?

414
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,197
That's what makes us different
from all these other families.

415
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,565
Oh!
All these other women
you never wanted to be,

416
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,235
married to their investment
bankers and their CEOs.

417
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,836
As long as I haven't sold out,

418
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,838
you haven't sold out.
That's not true.

419
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,873
Aw, come on, face it:
the only thing

420
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,210
that keeps you from feeling
like Julie Cooper is me.

421
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,481
But, hey...

422
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,817
it's just an offer.

423
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:17,290
RYAN:
So...I have to pick wisely--
Ding Dongs or cheese sticks?

424
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,559
I don't care. Pick whatever.

425
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,194
I-I don't care,
either, so...

426
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:24,797
So I guess
we'll just starve.

427
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,367
Are you ever going to stop
being mad at me?

428
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,203
I'm not mad at you.
Right.

429
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,305
Well, why would I be mad at you?

430
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,607
Because you walked in on me
with another girl?

431
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,543
Actually, I think
she was a woman,

432
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,478
but why would I
care about that?

433
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,480
I don't know.
It shouldn't be a problem.

434
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,814
There's no problem.

435
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,518
So...Ding Dongs
or cheese sticks?

436
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,287
I don't care, Ryan.

437
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,689
I don't care about cheese
sticks, or about Ding Dongs,

438
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,325
I really don't care
that I walked in on you

439
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,993
with some girl...
or...woman.

440
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,462
Whatever.

441
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,634
Only reason I was with her
was 'cause you were clearly
back with Luke.

442
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:05,572
I was not back with Luke.

443
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,908
Well, you are now, right?
Right.

444
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,810
Good.
Great.

445
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,780
We'll get to Mexico, split up,
and never have to talk again.

446
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,748
Sounds like a plan.

447
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:21,554
By the way, you
could've knocked first.

448
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,957
Did you ever wonder why I came
to the pool house to find you?

449
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,559
Every day.

450
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:31,898
Here's your chance.
Clear the air. Tell me.

451
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,842
Cheese sticks.
I hate Ding Dongs.

452
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,915
SETH:
Hey, static. That's awesome.

453
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,753
(door opens)

454
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,758
What are you doing?
Almost watching TV.

455
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,329
This is either...
SpongeBob SquarePants or...JAG.

456
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,964
The sooner I go to sleep,
the sooner it'll be morning,

457
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,835
and this nightmare
will be over.

458
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,570
I'm not sleeping on that couch.

459
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,772
It's stained and smells foul.
You sleep there.

460
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,708
After you've made it sound so
appealing? Have fun. Good night.

461
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,644
Come on. Get off the bed.
Nope.

462
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:21,047
Be, like, a gentleman.
Chivalry's dead, sugar.

463
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,423
(sighs)

464
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,825
You make a move,
I rip out your jugular.

465
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,294
Oh, hey, pillow talk.

466
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,920
(cell phone ringing)

467
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,822
Hello.

468
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,392
Oh, hey, Dad.

469
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,926
Hey, you got a minute, kiddo?

470
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,128
Uh, yeah.

471
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,831
Is everything okay?
Uh, well...

472
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,934
no, uh, not-not-not exactly.

473
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:22,509
Well, what is it?

474
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:26,779
This isn't a very easy thing
to say.

475
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:30,383
When you get home, uh...

476
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,819
I'm not going to be there.

477
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,987
Your mom and I are, uh...

478
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,490
You're getting a divorce.

479
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,158
I just can't believe
you're telling me this

480
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,562
over the phone.

481
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:46,165
I was going to tell you
before you left,

482
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,801
but, then,
I knew you'd stay, and...

483
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:52,138
I just couldn't let you
watch me pack up my life...

484
00:22:56,743 --> 00:23:00,012
Uh... I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, kiddo.

485
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,949
(sighs)

486
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,984
I don't want
to ruin your whole trip.

487
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,053
I mean, it's good...
it's good that you went.

488
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:28,608
I can sleep on the floor.
No, it's okay.

489
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,630
I'm sorry.

490
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,469
Thanks.

491
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,094
Sorry.
I didn't mean to, uh...

492
00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:30,062
I know.

493
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:41,073
You want to go home?

494
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:44,877
I just...

495
00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:46,979
I think I want
to stay here.

496
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,886
I'm going to go take a shower.

497
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,743
(slurping)

498
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,614
(clears throat)

499
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,753
So, Tijuana.

500
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,354
Yeah.

501
00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:30,623
Think we should have woke
Ryan and Marissa?

502
00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,058
No. They look so cute together.

503
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,793
Vomit.

504
00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:36,228
Hey, that's a real sentimental
streak you got there, Summer.

505
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,697
Trouser it, Cohen.

506
00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,331
It's too early
for your so-called comedy.

507
00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:42,902
You enjoy my comedy.

508
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,004
You know what else
I think you enjoy?

509
00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,639
Me.

510
00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:48,074
Well, that's because
you're mentally unstable.

511
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,977
Be that as it may,
the facts speak for themselves.

512
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:53,913
Might I remind you of
something that I like to call

513
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,816
"The time you kissed me at my
grandfather's birthday party."

514
00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:57,984
What are you talking about?

515
00:26:58,017 --> 00:27:01,153
I know that denial is a very
powerful coping mechanism,

516
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:04,891
but it's time we paid lip serve
to our lip service.

517
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:08,160
Two words: no tongue.

518
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:11,397
Well, you did agree to take this
trip with me down Mexico way.

519
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:14,100
I needed a ride.
We shared the same bed.

520
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:17,169
I wasn't going to sleep on
that couch. It smelt like eggs.

521
00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:19,906
You ate my toast, Summer.
I like crust, Seth.

522
00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:22,809
Face it:
our chemistry is undeniable.

523
00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:24,276
You know what else
is undeniable?

524
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:26,078
What?

525
00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:32,184
The pain this fork is gonna
cause when I jam it in your eye!

526
00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:34,754
I suffer from rage blackouts.

527
00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:36,923
I'm going to get the check.

528
00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:37,924
(snaps fingers)

529
00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,862
Where's Coop?
In the shower.

530
00:27:42,895 --> 00:27:44,363
Hope she's wearing
shower shoes.

531
00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:45,965
Brought you some breakfast.

532
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,334
The chariots are prepared out
front. You ready to go?

533
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:51,337
I'm not sure we're going.
What?

534
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,205
Um...

535
00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:57,810
Marissa's dad called.
It's some bad news.

536
00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,779
What's going on?

537
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:05,117
They're getting divorced.

538
00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:06,953
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.

539
00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:12,892
Whatever you want
to do, Coop.

540
00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:16,195
But if I may, speaking
as a child of divorce,

541
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:18,297
you do not want
to be home right now.

542
00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:20,733
And this is our last
chance for freedom.

543
00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:23,369
We get back to Newport and it's,
like, school and reality.

544
00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:26,438
Let's go to TJ, have fun.

545
00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,440
Life will suck soon enough.

546
00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:29,942
She might

547
00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:32,144
actually be right.

548
00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:35,081
There's a first time
for everything.

549
00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:37,049
Rage blackouts. Got it.
I'll be in the car.

550
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:44,056
Let's go to TJ.

551
00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:03,509
I still don't understand why
we needed to get two rooms.

552
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,779
I'm going to leave you my key
in case you get lonely.

553
00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:09,448
Or if I wanna smother you with
a pillow while you're asleep.

554
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,150
Whatever turns you on.

555
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:12,451
So everyone's probably
at Boom-Boom.

556
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:14,186
Let me run into the pharmacy.

557
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,055
You can get whatever
without a prescription.

558
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,424
I need to make
a pit stop for my stepmom.

559
00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:21,360
She's taken all the painkillers
available in Orange County.

560
00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:24,130
I should probably pop in
and pick up an antihistamine--

561
00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:26,065
allergies.

562
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:29,201
You know, you don't have to come
with us if you don't want.

563
00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:32,071
'Cause I'm going
to go to find Luke.

564
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,007
It's okay, really.
That's fine.

565
00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:42,882
SANDY:
Hey, where are the partners?
Oh, right,

566
00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:45,217
I forgot.
Vampires hate the sunlight.

567
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,986
They didn't want
to appear desperate.

568
00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,354
So they sent you, huh?
Mm-hmm.

569
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,356
Desperation's always
been your strong suit.

570
00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:52,825
And yours is...?

571
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:54,093
I'm drawing a blank here.

572
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,361
(/chuckles/)

573
00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:57,496
Look, the partners
are pulling the offer

574
00:29:57,529 --> 00:30:00,066
first thing in the morning
unless they hear from you.

575
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,868
Tell 'em thank you
for the surfboard,

576
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,170
although it did kind of
freak my wife out.

577
00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:06,038
You had her believing I'm
considering this job.

578
00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:08,240
Which you are.
Nah.

579
00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,276
As much as I'd like
to flatter myself,

580
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,112
and think you're here for the
sparkling banter and crab cakes,

581
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,581
I know you're interested.
It's not happening, Rachel.

582
00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:18,918
I've been in the PD's office
my whole life. It's what I do.

583
00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:21,287
And I'm giving you
a platform to do it better.

584
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,022
The sand dabs are great here.

585
00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:26,092
Don't you want to see what would
happen if you tested yourself?

586
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:29,328
Not just against one more
overworked, underpaid ADA?

587
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,030
I always loved beating you.

588
00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:33,265
You know why?
Why?

589
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:36,402
'Cause I was excellent.

590
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:39,438
Which is why I left.
I wanted to do more.

591
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:42,641
And so do you.

592
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,644
Clock's ticking.

593
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:49,481
Sand dabs, huh?
Yep.

594
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,350
Of course, she would be.

595
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:55,955
But telling her...
you're totally right.

596
00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:57,323
It'll take a while.

597
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,258
It's going to take us
all a while

598
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,260
to get used to this.

599
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,930
My swinging
new bachelor pad.

600
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:09,535
This is the first time I've ever
really been a bachelor.

601
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:13,205
I went from you to Julie,
and the rest is...

602
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:19,045
Let me ask you something.

603
00:31:19,078 --> 00:31:22,081
You ever have any doubts

604
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:25,051
about you and Sandy?

605
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,920
We have our issues.

606
00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:31,090
Ever think what it would be like
if you and I had ended up?

607
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,393
Sometimes.

608
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:42,101
Ah, finished.

609
00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:43,235
Whoa!
Oh.

610
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:44,303
(chuckles)

611
00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:46,238
Um...

612
00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:47,573
um...

613
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:58,350
Mmm... uh...

614
00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:00,386
I shou... I should go.

615
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,288
Yeah, I'm sorry.
That was totally...

616
00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:04,190
That was wrong of me.
I'm sorry.

617
00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:06,225
Look, just 'cause my marriage
is falling apart

618
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,327
doesn't mean I should try
to bring yours down.

619
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,596
I'm going to go.
Okay. I'm sorry.

620
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:14,600
I...

621
00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,502
(sighs)

622
00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:22,008
(loud music playing)

623
00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:57,409
Come on, Luke.
Back that ass up.

624
00:32:57,443 --> 00:33:00,446
No, that's cool.
Marissa's not even coming.

625
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,217
Come on.
I love this song.

626
00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:22,368
I love authentic
Mexican culture.

627
00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:34,773
What are you doing?

628
00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,808
I didn't know.I'm sorry.
How could you?

629
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:39,278
What? That you got caught?!

630
00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:40,846
Don't ever talk
to me again.

631
00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:43,182
You are such a bitch.

632
00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:45,751
He hooks up with everyone.
Shut up!

633
00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:47,719
Freshman girls,
girls from Mater Dei,

634
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:51,323
girls from UCI.
Is that true?

635
00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:53,192
Marissa, everyone knows.

636
00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:54,360
Everyone!

637
00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:56,562
Now you do, too.

638
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,165
You are so mean.
Summer, I am honest.

639
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:00,566
SETH:
Whoa, whoa...

640
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,668
Her parents are getting
divorced, you stupid... slut!

641
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:06,238
SETH:
Walk away, Holly.
She suffers from rage blackouts.

642
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:08,240
Let her go.
This isn't about you.

643
00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:10,276
It is now.
Get out of my way.

644
00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:12,511
You don't deserve her.

645
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,346
(grunts)

646
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:15,581
GUY:
What's up, man?

647
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,715
(/grunts/)

648
00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:26,458
I'll go check the hotel.
We'll check the streets.

649
00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:28,894
(sighs)
Call me if
you find her.

650
00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:45,311
(sighs)
Thank God. Coop...

651
00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:53,719
I slept with him.

652
00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:55,721
I know, sweetie.

653
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:03,395
I got to call Ryan and Seth.
No. I don't want to see them.

654
00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:05,197
I'm just...

655
00:36:05,231 --> 00:36:07,266
I'm so embarrassed.

656
00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:09,201
It's okay.

657
00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:10,702
It's just...

658
00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:12,704
We'll go home.

659
00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,706
I can't go home.

660
00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:16,642
My dad'll be gone.

661
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:20,446
My mom's going to be back.
I have...

662
00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,514
I have no one.

663
00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:26,685
Come on, Coop.

664
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,654
Let's get out of here.

665
00:36:31,457 --> 00:36:33,425
Here.

666
00:36:33,459 --> 00:36:35,394
I'll grab our stuff.

667
00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:58,016
Hey, it's me.
Hey.

668
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,519
I found her.
You did.

669
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,254
She's at the hotel.

670
00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:04,823
You guys need to get here fast.
Okay.

671
00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:11,363
Hey, Coop, you want
to get some dinner?

672
00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:14,500
What are you in the mood for?

673
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:17,636
Coop?

674
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:21,473
Coop!

675
00:37:21,507 --> 00:37:23,642
(/sighs/)

676
00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:29,014
Hey.
Bad news.

677
00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:30,849
She's gone.
What?

678
00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:32,718
And so are my stepmom's
painkillers.

679
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,554
Should we split up?

680
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,323
No, let's stick together.
Come on.

681
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:45,624
Hey.
Hey.

682
00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,626
How'd it go
with the suits?

683
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:52,030
You know... okay.

684
00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:55,734
I can't believe summer's over.
Oh, I know.

685
00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:58,336
Feels like it goes faster
and faster every year.

686
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:03,675
So... if I did
take this job...

687
00:39:03,709 --> 00:39:06,845
You've already taken it.

688
00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:09,047
Haven't you?

689
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,883
I can still get out of it
if you want me to.

690
00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:23,629
To a new season.

691
00:40:37,836 --> 00:40:40,772
Coop!

692
00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:42,641
Coop!

693
00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:29,020
(coughing)

694
00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:30,789
(panting)

695
00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:07,325
Hey, honey, come on.
Let me carry you.

696
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:08,927
Come on. Wake up.

697
00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:25,844
(acoustic guitar)

698
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:30,148
* Still

699
00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:36,955
* Falling

700
00:42:36,988 --> 00:42:41,627
* Breathless and old

701
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:46,665
* Again

702
00:42:46,698 --> 00:42:50,335
* I could feel my eyes

703
00:42:50,368 --> 00:42:57,375
* Turning into dust

704
00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:01,913
* Into strangers

705
00:43:01,947 --> 00:43:06,117
* Turning into dust