Hi, Todd Maher, E-Harmony, how can I help you today?
Hi, I can't seem leave a 'wink'..
..for someone?
I do not know, Is my page broken?
Do I.. do I..maybe, have a broken page, or ...?
I've never heard of that, but, ok...
You're trying to use your E-Harmony account for the first time?
- I am. Okay..
I'm looking at your profile.
We have a pretty intricate matching algorithm that's...
..us from other online dating services.
Yeah, I like that.
Actually, I'm just trying to leave a wink for one person.
Cheryl Melhoff.
She started in my division at work, about a month ago.
And, I overheard her near the bagels, saying she's on your site.
Ahm..okay, that's unique.
But, let me ask you,
You've left a lot of these stuff,
like, 'the been there, done that'..sections,
you left it blank.
Yeah, I think I skipped it.
Okay, you gotta help me out here, man. Don't skip stuffs.
Okay, well..I haven't really been anywhere,
note worthy or mentionable.
Have you done anything..?
note worthy...? ..mentionable?
Hello? You still there?
Can you hang on a second?
Go, go..go!
Get out! get out! she's gonna blow!
Go, go!
Chips?! - Over here!
Chips..thank you.
How did you know about the building?
I heard it barking..plus, I smelled gas.
Oh, I hope it's okay?
I engineered a prosthetist for Chips while sprinting them stairwell.
Little hip-joined assembly with a drop ringlock in an interior pelvic band.
God! You're note-worthy!
I just live by the ABCs.
Adventurous, Brave, Creative.
That's everything I want, In a man.
My man?
Hey, my man.. you still there?
Hey.
What? Did you passed out or..?
No, I just, like..zoned out for a second.
Oh, okay. Do you do that a lot?
Ah..
..normal amount.
I guess.
I..ah..I gotta run. Sorry.
Oh, okay. But, we.. we need a lot more..
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Custom subtitle by -: D3xt3r :-
Hey! Bad day to be late.
We just got acquired.
What? Yeah, over the weekend.
Walter! Happy Birthday!
Fourty Two Years old!
Odessa. What're you doing here?
Mom made you your favourite Clementine cake.
Aren't you supposed to be at the retirement place with her.
Getting the piano moved in?
Yes, I was there. It's like halfway done, piano's..
... out of the van. It's on the street. Everything's fine, but,
I just got a phone call about a really big audition. So,
..can you go and finish it?
No, I can't. I'm late.
Walter, I don't think you're seeing this from what I need.
What do you need?
I need to be Rizzo, in Grease.
I don't understand that.
My audition, Rizzo. - Rizzo?
Rizzo, she's tough and tender.
Do me a favour? Please, make sure Mom's..
..piano gets moved in all the way, Alright?
Don't go to Rizzo.
Oh, thanks Walter. Happy Birthday!
Guess what? We just got acquired. - Yeah, I heard.
Yeah, there's gonna be changes, downsizing of....
us, into some kind of dot com thing possibly,
..I wonder how these things go down. How the trasition would play out?
I could probably tell you.
Ted, Hendricks, Managing Director of the transition.
Hey. Tim Naughton, Sales.
Gary Mannheim, Graphic Designs.
And, what do you do, Cake man?
I..ah..
..I do..the ah..
the cake's for just today, I'm not a cake man. I do..ahm..
I deal dircly...
Dircly?
Directly,
with LIFE's photo units..
I'm sorry, I was just gettin' into this song. I stopped listening to you.
I was saying, You know who looks good in a beard?
Dumbledore. Not you.
Guy?
What do you do?
I'm the negative asset Manager.
Worth the wait.
Ted, Donnie.
You feeling tough? - My feeling's good.
Well, I know there's tough calls ahead.
You've been here befor, yeah?
Yes. - Yeah, this is it.
Hey. - Hey.
How's your weeken? - I had an awesome, weekend!
And, what did you do this weekend?
Uhm, let's see...
I..painted an Arctic Mountain water...
...while my Latin lover recited verses to me.
You slut. - I know.
Actually, I was waiting for my refrigerator. I haven't really been dating.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna call you later. - Okay.
The ice chase, she moves lika woman.
I am Walter Mitty.
Cheryl..
Melhoff,
Where have you been?
Testing the spirit of the human spirit.
I'd like to cilimb your hair, test that out.
Perhaps, I can contact you.
Possibly, through my 'Portry Falcone'?
Poetry Falcon,
I'd like that.
Do you think, If I hit him with a paper clip.
Would he move?
Yeah, I don't know. Do it.
Oh, hello.
I actually threw a toner box at him once.
Yeah? Did he move? - No, I missed it.
That's a great story.
Ground control, to Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Oh!
Wow!
Moving on, as they say. - Yeah.
Conference room... More stationeries here.
where people sort of do their thing..
Morning, Hernando.
There's a new night coach,
Did you hear?
Yeah, I met him.
We're being evaluated.
Then, we won't be able to We dointricate details back here
.Yeah.
It's tricky.
I should evaluate you. You should evaluate me.
I don't think, they'll let us do that. - Just saying.
Hey, how long has this neg. role been here?
Out in the open.
It's says,Sean O'Connell. - It came in this morning.
There's a present too. He sent you a present.
On your desk.
Sean O'Connell stil shoots on film.
That deserves from me, A man crush.
Hey, you wanna mount this?
Seriously? Sure.
Heard Rumbling's life's done, man.
I wanted to say thanks.
Take a look inside,
a gift for all the years of hard work.
Sorry about the neg roll,
I spilled some blood on it,
while self stitching a gun wound to my abdoment. But..
...No.25 is my best ever.
The Quintessence of life.
I think.
I trust you'll get it where it needs to go,
You always do.
What'd you get?
It's a wallet.
With LIFE's motto, on it.
To see the world, things dangerous to come to.
To see behind walls, To draw closer, To find each other and to feel.
Here you go.
Where is 25? - It's not there.
Hey, we need negative 25.
Sean O'Connell sent a telegram.
Actual telegram, a hundred year old dude came..
..with a little hat,
ahh.. there's a floor meeting,
bring 25.
If it's here, somewhere. We'll find it.
Okay, make a contact sheets of these frames as soon as you can.
And, don't say anything, to anyone.
I just wanted to inform you all, reluctantly, that...
I guess, just start back from the beginning,
okay,
I just wanted to inform you all, reluctantly,
...that this month's issue, will be our last.
What? - Yeah, what?
Yeah. Sad..news for sure.
Now, you're all valued employees.
But, as we undergo this transition to LIFE online,
we wanted to be candid with you.
That ah..
some of you will be determined non-vital employees..
...to the new partnership.
And, we'll be deciding which of those positions will remain in with us.
Over the course of next week.
Also, we feel sad, about that.
As you can see.
Now, for some good news.
We're very excited for... - Alright, Don.
Ted Hendricks, Managing director of the transition.
Never fun. This stage. But, we do have ahead of us,
..the privelege of publishing what will be the very last issue
..of LIFE magazine.
And, for the final issue,
we just received a telegram.. Come on,
..from Sean O'Connell.
Who has never, I'm told,
been willing to speak with the executives here.
Well, he broke his long silence and..
...shared his thoughts with us. Through, that old man.
Sean O'Connell,
I expect, full consideration of negative 25 for cover.
My most grand,
The.. Quintessence of life..
What is that?
It means, like the fullest and most special.
So, our cover will be probably the most famous ever, because...
...it really will be the Quitessence of all time.
Very full and so..rich.
So, let's see this thing, huh?
Let's see it! Can we...
What do we... what am I doing up here?
We received that negative assets, it's with that gentleman.
Ah, Major Tom.
Can I...get that?
It's at..ink process.
Alright, let's do it.
Let's process some Quitessence!
C'mon, go! Now.
That's why i'm clapping.
Why..when do we go to press? - In 2 and half weeks.
Heyi. - Hey.
I'm Walter.
Cheryl. - Mitty.
Melhoff. - Yes.
You work in photo accounts, right?
I do. Negative Assets. - Yes.
Processing the last cover's photo. That's a big deal.
Yeah, it's a...there's a little glitch, mini on that one right now.
I want to say, to you.
Do you maybe have an address,
for Sean O'Connell?
It's not really that easy with him. He moves around so much. I don't.
Yeah, he's on a freelance. I don't know where and..
he doesn't have a phone.
No phone. He's old school.
Yeah. Well, - Yeah.
But, you know uh.. why don't I check with Peg. I know..
She just processed a check for him.
And, we can track his pay out maybe? Find him that way.
Cool, cool.
Okay. - Okay.
Walter. - Yes.
I'm on it. - Okay, Thanks.
Oh, are you coming?
Yes, I'm not.
Yes, I have to stay.
Here's the contact sheet.
What are you seeing?
This photo cluster,these three.
They're the only pritable ones.
He took them around the same time, he took 25.
These could give a clue to where Sean is.
Blow them up, alright? - Cool.
Hey!
Walter, right?
Yeah.
So, I called Peg about Sean, she's gonna get back to me.
Oh, hey, thanks.
Cool glasses. Very Sam Peple.
This?
This are no. These are loops.
They're for work. They magnify the....
Is that 25? Can I see?
That's a...No.
I can't quite find 25, just now.
You can't find it?
Yeah, that's why I'm trying to find Sean.
I'm trying to track him down, somehow. With his other images.
His whereabouts? - Yeah.
I take this class, writing the mystery novel.
Anyway, they say the key is to work backwards.
You connect the clues, and then scatter them
and seem unrelated. It's like a whole science to it.
May I? - Sure.
Okay, Thumb.
Yeah, it's an unknown thumb.
Okay. Water?
Just water, I guess? - Yeah. Just water.
Okay, and uh..
like a curve piece of..
..some-kind of
..particle thing.
But, hey the thing of clues, my teacher says is..
is you only need one good one.
Then, you can act and you'll be like,
Oh yes, of course. I'm not dumb water. I should've seen this the whole time.
Yeah..yeah..that'd be like..like..
Anyway, I should get back and try not to get fired.
Hey, Cheryl.
I have something creative, I've been working on too.
Oh.
A little side project.
Walter, it's amazing!
Walter.
I was just saying, I will let you know when I hear back from Peg.
Okay, thank you.
Hey, Odessa.
Apa?
Is there a larger apartment available,
that the piano could fit in?
Cos, it's a momento of our mom's.
That a really big..
Most people sell their really big momentos
...before they moved here.
My dad bought it for her. The year they were married.
And, It means a lot to her.
That's a Villa.
A little more costly.
But, it has a more generous piano kinda size livingroom for you though.
Yeah, yeah. This is good.
On moving, you'll need first month's, last month's and full deposit.
That's $47,000.
Great. - Yeah, okay. Yeah, We'll take it.
I'll get the paperwork.
The new Villa comes open in three week. I'm guessing.
Happy Birthday.
Stretch Armstrong! - Stretch Armstrong!
Cool. - Yeah.
Isn't that awsome?
This was your favourite thing, when we're little. Do you remember?
Yeah. - You wanna do it?
Yeah, all right. - Stretch! Go, go!
Come on, we gotta go upstair. - A Villa, okay.
But, hey I'm not the Queen of Sheeba.
You gotta have a room for your piano.
You can stary at my place, until it's ready.
Will I wont' be cramping, your scene?
My scene? No.
Sorry, we couldn't get you in there today.
Walter! Look what I found?
This was from you and Tim Linderman.
Do you remember? We were gonna backpack in Europe?
That June, Dad died.
Man! What is it? In here.
That's my Walter Box.
Some of the knick-knacks for Walter's keepsake.
He made the best mixes.
Oh, man. - What? What's that?
Travel Journal, Dad gave me.
You should donate that.
Because, you'll never use it. To a poor kid.
The poor kid is gonna travel to Europe?
Look at you and your dad.
Is that my tournament won?
He was so proud of this.
Sharing your accomplishments with the whole world.
It's from the Fairview small tournament, Mom.
Oh, he really liked that nifty Mohawk.
You know, when your daddy died.
And, then you went to work at that pizza place.
The one that's named after a father. Had that father kind of name.
Papa John's, yeah. Delivering.
And, I thought perhaps that, it was really sad for you.
Working at a retaurant named after a father. After your dear father just died.
I never even thought about that.
Not like I didn't call Dad, Papa.
You've a weird style.
That wasn't my style, that was a uniform at KFC.
My worker bee.
Wanted at work.
Okay, you know what? I gotta go.
We'll get you to a new villa situation, Okay?
Okay. - Good, everybody.
My worker bee and my performance artist.
Oh, Thank you Mom.
Hernando. - Hey.
I don't see anything. - Upper middle, it's faint.
There's a word in the water.
Okay you're nervous Walter.
HHey this is an ocean.
That's a boat.
Erkigsnek.
He was near this boat.
See you in a few.
Final cover. Big responsibility.
Oh, is that my Quintessence?
Ah, this is no. We're auhm..
we are prepping the wading agents on that. Just started the process.
Really? Cos, it looks like you're playing with toys.
Oh, no. This is a gift.
Yeah, ah the negative in..
Okay, I can't have professional conversation with you.
You and your little blonde pal.
You can't walk through the office with that thing.
Let's have this. - I'll put it away.
Give me the toy, man! - No.
Now.
This is a place of businees.
Not a place of 'jelly man' toys.
Get off it! - No, I'm taking it.
You can't just take my stuff!
It's mine. Give it to me. - No!
Stop fiddling my sweet and little man!
I'm trying to do my job!
You the 'Tin-Man'?
You with a little oil can?
Jesus.
Picture!
Hello? - Hey!
Hey. - Whats up?!
Who's this? - Todd, from E-Harmony.
Oh, hi.
Yeah, when I lost you there. I was saying, that..
you beef your profile up.. make it, you know,
Not blank.
Real quick, let's build your ' been there, done that'.
Okay, 'been there'...
Phoenix.
I forgot, why?
And then, Nashville,
That was just the Airport. On the way to Phoenix, So, I don't know that ..
Hey, man. I was thinking...
If you work with this girl why don't you just,
you know..Humanly invite her out?
No..no. No. I'm trying to do like a Piña colada song thing?..
Piña colada song?
Yeah, you know. A guy posted an ad. Looking for lover and then,
his wife answers it. It turns out they were soulmates..
and they didn't even know it.
And they end up, making love. In caves or on a cape.
This song, can you sing a little bit?
You know, 'If you like Piña colada' getting caught in the rain'. You know that song.
Oh, Is that Hall and Oats? - Yeah I have to go.
Hey. - Hey.
Is that another clue?
Yeah, this one's okay.
There's a boat there. I think.
Erkig... - Snek.
Erkigsnek? - Yeah.
Sounds like a real clue. - Yeah, it's a boat's name.
Have you googled it? - I was on my way to.
N. U..
...is the first letters of the ports city.
Buffering.
So, the park..I gotta run and pick up my son.
He is skateboarding with a friend.
Do you wanna, walk out with me?
Starting now?
Yeah. Starting now. - Okay.
We gotta figure this out. It's a big deal.
You lost a Sean O'Connell.
Yeah, I used to work at the Bisco.
Then, I had a..change.
And, I decided to apply to LIFE.
I thought, that would be more colorful-esq, regular. I guess.
No, I just like the idea of it.
I like the motto, of the company. Do you know it?
To see the world.. - Things dangerous to come to.
I got this, from Sean.
He gave this to you?
Yeah.
I like that. To draw closer.
So, what's he like. In person?
Sean? - Yeah.
Well, I haven't actually met him.
I mean, we talk a lot. But,
I've been his point guy here. Ever since I started.
How long ago was that?
Sixteen years.
16 tahun? Oh, my God! Wow.
You'd have nothing to worry about.
With the layoffs, I mean..
I've been here a month.
Last in and first out, right?
Oh, sorry.
It's Richard's dad.
Is he your...
former really former but..
we've been sort of..I don't know..
I don't have to get it.
So, what kind of skateboard does your son have?
I have no idea.
It's au blanc, I don't know.
Why?
No, I just ah...I used to.
I was kinda into that scene.
The skateboard scene? - Yeah.
Hi, Peg.
Yep, Sean O'Connell. Actually, we need to find him.
Yes, If you could hurry up.
Kickflip. - Yeah.
It's good one for the repertoire.
I'm Walter. - Rich.
Yeah, We think he might know something. I haven't ask that many...
You know, you just gotta get a little more snap.
To get that thing up there.
You want me to, show you something? - Sure.
Here.
I like the trucks. - Thanks.
Check this out.
All about flick.. - uh huh.
Yeah, we finished processing his April order.
Yeah, it's kind of important.
Did you forward the job. Ten Nineties?
What was his last salary?
There you go. - That was awesome.
So, he could be at either place? Okay. - Thanks, Walter.
Thanks Peg. Allright.
So, um, Sean's definitely not in New York.
Peg said, she says he's at multiples.
I don't know, if you know, How this works with him?
She'd send copies, cos, we never know where he's gonna be.
And this week, she sent the 10-90's to Princeton,
New Jersey. - Oh, great. Train ride.
And, one to Greenland. Just in case.
Greenland, the country?
That's uh...
Can't take a train there.
Well, maybe he's in Jersey. - Yeah.
Yeah, Is your phone done? Bufferring. With that chips name?
Yes, look! Here it is.
Nook, Greenland.
That's... - Yeah!
C'mon, It's a good lead. You should, follow the lead.
Yeah, follow that up in Greenland.
Yeah, why not? Go,
Crack the case.
Listen to your wallet.
Sorry, it's my..ahm.. It's Phil, again.
Maybe he fell in a well, I should get it.
Hey, buddy. Here,
wait..wait Rich. Not so fast.
Here..here..here. Not so fast.
Yeah, I understand.
He did fall down a well.
But, I don't care.
I just wanna be with you, you know.
Really?
Let's runaway together.
Let's make every moment count,
Starting now. - Sweet!
Can I tell you something? - Anything.
I have that 'Benjamin Button's' thing.
Where you get old, but smaller.
Or, whatever and become a gradual old baby or something.
I didn't see the movie. So,
I don't really know how it works.
But, I have it.
We can still build a life together.
Cool.
I Like your snappy little suit.
I bought it at a dollar store. - Oh, cool.
My little heart's no bigger than a quarter.
But, it's as full as Fort Knox.
You're the bravest man, that i've ever known.
I love you baby.
Not, like, baby like..
because you look like a little weird baby man.
I get it.
Thank you, for such a wonderful life.
Just nestle in here, and die.
Goodbye, Walter.
Walter. Walter? Bye!
Oh, sorry, I was just...
Where do you go?
I started, thinkin' about...
No, it's okay. I was probably boring you about, my broken refrigerator.
No.
Rich?
My son's running into the street.
I have to go. - Yeah.
Oh, I wanted to tell you. Ah..
That song..Major Tom. Back there.. When that beard guy was..
he doesn't know what he's talking about.
That song is about courage and..
..going into the unknown.
It's a cool song.
Rich!
Where is my thing?
Oh, it's in a Silverbath.
eh, but..dab..da..tah I don't even know, what language you're speaking right now.
You know, you gotta take me seriously.
I got a magazine to execute here.
And, Bosses to answer to.
So, Next time I see you, I see that picture. Okay?
Hey, Dream Machine? Hello?
I just..I want proof you heard me.
Next time I see you?
You see the picture.
That's right.
Any luck, Hernando?
I've turned the place upside down, 25 is not here.
I should've seen it too, man.
This never happens.
I'm telling you,
It's not logged, Walter.
I mean, I mean.. he didn't even sent it.
I mean, It's still on him.
Walter.
Walter!
hi. - hi.
Do you have any, cars available?
Yeah,
We have a blue one and a red one.
I'll take the red one.
Hi. - Hi.
Can I ask you?
Could someone, receive mail here?
An american?
Sean O'Connell.
I think, he might have received mail. At this address.
You want a drink?
Okay, Yeah I guess...
A small...beer issue.
So, could somebody receive mail here?
Heli-mail. - Heli-mail?
We helicopter mails to the ships, when they pass by.
We have pub and helipad.
Yeah, wait, the..the Erkigsnek?
Yeah, Erkigsnek. - Erkigsnek.
We flew mail to her, tuesday.
I just wanna speak from the heart.
Lo was a good lady.
This song's helping me feel like i'm not alone.
Even though, I pretty much am.
Come on, let's sing it. Everyone!
Let's sing it together.
So, do you know who flies the mail out?
Do you know..do you have like a regular pilots or..
Hey, man.
Hey. - I want you to sing.
No, no, thank you.
I'm all right. - C'mon, man.
I was working as a waitress.
I'm..I'm on a business trop, I'm working.
Come on, man. This song is important to me.
Yeah. Okay. - Sing it.
I was working, as a waitress. At a cocktail bar..
That suck.
Do your woek. - You don't have to push.
What if I poke you? - Don't poke me.
Do your work. - Don't poke..stop. Stop poking me.
Stop poking me.
Don't poke me! Fuck!
Come on!
Wait!
Your thumb! I have to talk to you about your thumb.
Yeah, I threw mail out to the Hari Krishnan tuesday.
Gave em a ride.
He took that photo of my hand on the stick.
I was just..blown away, I located your thumb.
There's like eight people in Greenland.
It's a good place to find a thumb.
We don't cheat on our lady man.
We live in a country that has only eight people in it.
So, ah... - You're scrappy.
You're the scrappy duncan.
So, you're trying to find this guy? - Yes, Yeah.
I'm flying some radio birds out there in five minutes.
He may still be on the boat.
Really? - Yeah.
Maybe, you could come with me.
Yeah, maybe I could..just,
Call him.. on the boat phone.
The boat phone? - Yeah, the phone on the boat?
You mean, ship to shore?
Yeah, maybe I could ask him on ship to shore.
The radios are broke.
That's why, I'm flying out there now.
You're flying out, right now?
Just gonna finish my beer.
The weather doesn't look so great. - It's not.
Looks like, there's a storm moving in.
Yeah. - It's brewing.
So, you're just...
You're just gonna finish your beer, and then,
fly a machine?
Yeah. Im kinda nervous about the storm.
It's fine after a couple of beers though.
Okay, i'm not gonna go with you.
Whatever.
See you, man. - Okay, see you.
Okay.
Hi. Hello, everyone.
Hi. Hello, Nook.
Sorry, I'm little nervous.
Okay.
This one goes out to Walter Mitty.
He knows why.
I'm glad you came.
Are you comfortable?
What? - Are you comfortable?
No! - Hold on tight!
Look, the ocean!
Where do we land?
We don't!
What? - We don't land!
Hey, Walter.
I was gonna drop the radio parts into the boat.
You take them, they're right next to you.
This? - Yeah.
Just jump in the boat. You got them?
Just jump in the boat? - Yeah.
You're doing great, Walter.
What do you mean, jump into the boat?
What would be the best way of reaching you,
..to stay in touch?
I don't know.
Wait, What do you mean, jump into the boat?
It looks too far away.
I think you can go now.
Go, go...go, go...go.. Go!
Go! Now!
No, Walter, I meant the other boat.
The mini boat.
You have at least ten minutes, before you freeze.
You are safe!
There's something here!
There's something here, i think!
We are travelling through a Porpoise school!
Don't fea the Porpoise!
I don't think, it's a Porpoise!
I'm telling you. It's a Porpoise.
They're friendly.
It will protect you from the sharks. - Okay!
Come here.
Hey.
Okay, that's a shark.
That's what I said!
Jesus! - Start hitting it. Kill it!
Kill it! - It's not a Porpoise!
It's not a Porpoise! - Poke it's eye out!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
That really happened.
Real face.
Sorry, for bombing your face. It's just..Oh, my God!
A pilot boat came,
They took him four hours ago, before the storm.
Took him where? - Iceland.
Is there anyway that we can radio him?
It's very important that, I discuss something with him.
You jumped into the ocean, with our radio components.
They're lost! Correct?
Yeah, that's correct.
You are American? - Yeah.
Excellent. Fonzi!
C'mon, I'll find you some dry clothing. Homeslice.
Will this work, with your items? - Oh, Yeah. Thank you.
Hey, I'll take this back. - Okay.
Hungry? - Sure.
I've got some kick-ass cake, man.
Oh, thank you. - You're looking good.
You may keep it.
Hey, this is..
This is Clementine cake.
This is Clementine cake, my mom makes this.
Yeah, Sean brought it.
Good.
Is this Sean's? - Yeah, He wrapped the cake in it.
This is a shoot itinerary.
It's a field itinerary for photo...
Did he says anything about, where he was going?
No, He didn't say much.
He was just taking pictures,
..of these guys. The Junior deckhands.
He even gave me some tips, for my instagrams.
Facebook friends? - Yeah, sure. - Great.
What is Ey..jaf..allajokull..?
Eyjafjallajökull. - Excuse me?
Eyjafjallajökull.
What is that?
It's in Iceland, it's a volcano.
A volcano? - Yeah.
May 2nd, that's tomorrow.
Do you think that there's a way, that we could possibly land in Iceland?
Yeah. - Yeah?
Yeah, We have to. In the morning.
Great! - Cos, you lost the radio.
Right, yeah, sorry.
I just have to get to Ey... - Eyjafjallajökull.
Right.
See you on Sesame Street, man.
Okay, You're here.
And, this is Eyjafjallajökull. It's fifteen kilometers.
You can take that short bike.
But, you better get going, man.
Yeah, he didn't write a time on that clue paper.
No, man. Hurry!
B'cos of...
What? I don't understand.
What he means man, is you have to hurry.
Because, there's a bunch of horny Chilleans,
..who wants to got to a strip club.
There's only one bike!
Hurry, Walter.
Hurry, run!
Go!
'Stay gold, Poneyboy!'
Hello? - Hey, what's up?
Todd? From E-Harmony? - Yeah, Yeah. what's up, man?
Ahh..not much.
How've you been?
Good. It's early here, I just got up, man.
I was thinking about you.
Where are you? - Los Angeles.
Hey, so, your profile..
Still hasn't received any 'winks'. Even though I put you've been to Phoenix.
Oh, I jumped out of a helicopter yesterday..
..into the ocean.
And, had a shark fight.
Yeah, listen..I was mentioning before..
People who daydream too much. They're not..
No, it's real. I really did.
Really? I'll put down 'adrenaline junkie'.
What kind of a shark? Was it like a...
Hey, Todd. I can't really talk right now.
I'm on my way, to a volcano. - What the..
Hey.
Hey,
Do you guys.. Do you guys speak english?
I'm looking for Elgos Street. Elgos?
It's..it's a street.
This is Eyj-elakuta? Eifj-alakuta? Something like that?
Eyeflakuta?
Eyfelakuta?
That's a long board. Yeah.
What does it says? Is that like Thor, Odin?
Norse god? It's cool.
Hey, would you..
Would you maybe, wanna make a trade?
I know a kid, who'd love that board.
It's cool, look. He stretches.
Here, check it out.
Yeah, it's fun.
Yeah, lots of stretching fun.
Wanna do it?
Yeah?
Great..great. Thank you.
Hello?
Hi.
Hi. Hey, Do you speak english? - The Hotel's closed!
Okay, Yeah.
I'm just..
I'm trying to find, this guy.
This man, Sean O'Connell.
I think he might've possibly..
He might've stayed here.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
I caught a plane for him. At one.
Far fifteen minute.
He's at airfield in Steki Solon.
In the valley. Next, town south.
Okay, where's it? - Steki Solon.
Stekishumur? - Yeah, hey..no..no.
Is it straight down that way?
Okay, thank you!
It's alright. I know him!
What's going on? Where's everybody?
Elgos.
Elgos. Elgos.
What does that mean? - Ereksion.
Ereksion. - Erection?
Yeah, No!
EErupTion!
Eruption? - Yes!
C'mon, come on. - Sean.
Faster, go faster!
Holy shit!
Thanks for coming back for me.
I really appreciate it. - I hope you find your man.
Thanks.
There's a Motel, near that Pizza place there.
Good luck.
Photographic Account. - Cheryl.
This is Cheryl Melhoff. - Hey, It's Walter.
Mitty. - Hey!
I walked down to say, Hi to you. About an hour ago.
You weren't there.
That's cos, guess what?
I'm in Iceland.
Iceland? Wait, wasn't it Greenland?
Yeah, Yeah, It was. - You know, they're not the same place.
No, no..no. I went to Greenland, and then,
I got on a fishing vassel, tracking Sean.
And, ended up here in Iceland.
You are Iceland? - Yeah, at a Papa John's.
Hey, I got more clues. - What'd you find?
There's a date that Sean wrote.
And, some words on a cake wrapper.
Rajqawee,
Buzkashi and Warlock.
Wait, they have a Papa John's in Iceland?
Yeah, I just had to..just left. - Did you get kicked out?
No, I just needed to leave.
Just..the atmosphere. and the..
Cups.
Hey, I was right on Sean's trail.
Then, I lost him.
Stong little man.
Thanks.
No, Rajkawee - means, strong little man.
In forty arabic countries.
And, Buzkashi is goat hockey? In central asia.
and Warlock's..
Yeah, ahm...
I was hoping it would connect.
So, you said that you left Papa John's b'cos of the cups?
Is there something, that I should be aware of. As a customer?
No, i just.. I worked there.
That's all.
I used to have a Mohawk.
And, a backpack..
I guess this idea who I wanted to be and..
..What I wanted to do.
And, uh... - Yeah?
Nothing. Just..uh
I was pretty close with my Dad.
And, he died when I was seventeen.
On a Tuesday. We didn't have any savings.
So, I got a hair cut at thursday,
... and a job the same thursday.
Papa John's? - Yeah.
Your Dad let you have a Mohawk?
He shaved my head.
Oh, that's a good dad move.
Yeah.
Is it nice there? - Yeah, It is.
It's really beautiful.
Well, it's pretty sucky here.
Human Resources has already started letting some of the staff go.
So, it'll be a lot different when you get back.
Hey, I picked something up for...uh..
I think I lost you.
You know what, I'll catch you up, when I see you.
Great! okay, alright.
Okay. Bye, Walter. - Bye. Cheryl.
What's going on?
They shut down two floors.
Why do you look rugged?
I see you.
Hey! I see you!
What did I say? I see you.
The photograph, now. Let me see it.
He looked it up. There's no such thing as a 'Silverbath'.
Listen, there was uncertainty,
about the negative. I thought..
I understand that hopefully, it was in Iceland...
It was in your care!
If you just give me some more time... - You are fired.
Make another cover. - Hey!
More than a million. Way more,
negatives, have come through my office.
I've never miss layed one.
Put in on a plaque, hang it in your next job.
Now, I've got to explain this to the board?
Hey.
You okay? - Yeah.
That's cool.
It's a skateboard, for Cheryl's son.
Cheryl is not in. She was let go.
I'm telling you, man. It's bad.
Hey, that's my plant.
Thank you.
Hi. - Hi.
Can I uh...
Yeah, Is uh..
I'm looking for Cheryl Melhoff.
You want Cheryl? - Yeah.
She's uh...
We work together.
And, she was helping me with a work thing. That..
Cheryl!
Honey?
There's some guy here. - What?
From work. - okay, I'm on the phone.
It's Conan.
Tonight, First Lady Michelle Obama.
Walter Mitty.
Can we talk about your love life?
I think, they'd be interested.
You don't wanna know about my love life.
I think they do.
Yes, now I don't believe everything I read.
Scandal.. little scandal.
Little scandal, yes.
She was back with her husband or something...
Though, she fell for you? - You know, where there's smoke, there's fire.
You're awesome, Walter!
Can you turn this off?
It stays on.
I'm just gonna get out.
Hey, Mom. - Hi, honey.
Oh, Walter, You gotta tip these guys.
We got that piano back safe, Mom!
Back from your work trip?
Yeah. This morning.
You hungry? - Mmmhmm.
I'm making soup. - Thanks.
Hey, tipping time.
That's all I got.
Alright, thanks everybody.
For all your hard work.
Appreciated Ma'm.
You're gonna stay for dinner?
Oh, Mom, I'd love to,
I think I really worked out.
After supervising moving that thing all day.
I think, I'll just go to yoga and then, just crash. - What is that? A class?
Yeah, yoga, It's a class. I go to the hot time.
They heat the room. Did you know that?
Oh, it's great for you. Just get it all out of your system.
You lay flat out, with all your senses clear.
I was waiting for the call about the audition.
Oh, that Grease...Rizzo. - Yeah.
I'm really excited about that.
Hey, Mom? - Yeah.
Did somebody take a picture of your piano. Like..
... a week ago?
I did.
With Sean's camera.
Sean O'Connell's camera? - Yeah, he came to visit.
Mom, what?
Yeah, He wanted to know about your work's schedule,
when you left.. when you came home.
He said, you really understood life,
He was really interested in your work.
Mom, why didn't you tell me?
I told you.
I told you at the produce night.. I remember that.
Oh, maybe you were..
Odessa. What is it..you call it?
When he goes into one of his..
..little places. - Oh, zoned out.
You do that, now and then.
What's the matter?
I got fired.
I lost a picture of his.
Can you find it?
No, I don't know where he is.
He's some place with Warlocks or..
Warlords.
No, Warlocks.
Warlords.
Sean said he had to meet with Warlords, very soon. And..
... And, maybe he'd take my cake.
So, that he can get permission to track through the wilds and places.
He says, he wants to photograph, Snow Leopards.
How about that? - Who?
Ungoverned, Afghanistan.
That's where Sean is.
Crazy Afghanistan. Yeah.
In the upper Himalayas.
They can't let you go.
You're Sean's partner.
He told me that,
You're the person who work the hardest
...to makes sure his work was realized.
The way he wished.
You finishes his works.
- Hey Todd... - Hey, what's up?
Not much.
Hey, good news. Your profile,
..really rammed it out man.
That volcano shot combo, that is money in the bank.
Get ready to get a lot of 'winks'.
Okay. - But, uh..something else.
.Cheryl Melhoff.
She's not on, anymore. She's withdrawn.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- Hey, man. Where're you know? - Himalayas.
I love it! Oh, man that is a kick ass 'been there'.
Todd, i'm gonna keep this short.
I have to make oxigen choices.
Hey, I get it. Go!
Anyway, you have a profile now. Congratulations!
Cool, but, you know what? Could you take me off?
I can't really swing that $500 yearly.
Hey...
Wow, well...
Hei... - Are you sure?
Cos, I feel like were really onto something here.
Do you mind? I'm working.
You're one of the best profile, I've ever done.
Todd, I gotta go.
- Sean? - Yeah.
It's..it's Walter.
Mitty?
Walter Mitty, Seriously?
How the hell did you get up here?
Ah it's...
I have been looking for you.
Sit down.
C'mon, sit.
Alright, take your time. Settle in.
Try and breath steady, okay?
There's a snow leopard, in these ridges.
So, we have to try and be very, very..very still.
They call the snow leopard, 'The Ghost Cat'.
It never let itself, be seen.
Ghost Cat?
Beautiful things, don't ask for attention.
Sean, there's a..
negatives that got seperated from your roll.
I'm taking a lot of heat, over it at work.
It never came.
With the roll that you sent.
- The last roll, is that you're talking about? - Yeah.
- The 25. - Yeah.
You're sitting on it.
Why am I sitting on it?
It's in your wallet.
That was a gift.
The photograph.
The wallet was something I just put it in. So, I could put in the little slot.
Little picture holder, in there. I thought it'll be cute.
I told you, look inside. In the note.
You said, look inside. I thought, you meant.
I thought, you meant, look inside the wrapping paper.
Yeah, you got a real nice surprise coming.
No, I don't have it.
I don't have it, anymore.
Whoa.
What the hell were you thinking?
I mean, I'm sorry. I've admired you for very long time.
But, that is not a good move..
..at all. With a valuable negative.
Sorry, I just...I thought it'll be playful. Kinda thing.
Playfull? Too playfull.
I see what you're saying.
The cover should've been more straight forward.
But, Can I ask.. If you don't mind.
what did you do with the wallet?
I chucked it.
Well, that hurts my feelings.
No, man. I liked it.
Very much.. I appreciated it very much.
You said, you threw it away.
So, you have no idea, what it was.
The photograph.
That's a shame.
It was a beauty.
How did you find me, anyway?
My Mom.
Cool lady.
Knows how to bake.
Yeah.
Hey, why did you...
When are you gonna take it?
Sometimes, I don't.
If I liked a moment.
I mean, ME.
Personally.
I don't like to have the distraction of the camera.
I just wanna stay,
..in it.
Stay in it?
Yeah, right there.
Right here.
Oh, it's coming. It's coming.
That looks like fun.
I think, I'm gonna jump in.
Hey, What was the picture, Sean?
We're gonna be odd number, If you don't join.
What was the picture?
Let's just call a ghost cat, Walter Mitty.
You made the watch list.
How did you get to Afghanistan? There's a travel ban.
Through, Yamen.
Violent place.
That's why, the airfare is only $84.
Can i have my $5 back?
Do you know anyone, in Los Angeles?
- No. - Any acquaintances, okay.
Any companions,
anybody here who might be able to verify that, you're Walter Mitty?
- Walter Mitty? - Yeah.
Todd Maher, E-Harmony.
- Thank you. Thanks, I really.. - What?! Come here, come here.
Back pack uh, Big hug!
Airport prison, huh?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Tell me all about it, over Cinnabon.
Come on, Cinnabon!
How long were you detained for? By the way.
- 17 hours - Wow.
How does that Cinnabon taste? - Really great.
That's like, that frosted heroin,
..you're eating. My friend.
By the way, you got 300 winks.
Before, I chuck on your profile.
In like, a space of 2 hours. It was crazy!
I thought I was selling concert tickets.
I never checked.
Oh, because of the..uh.. the Pina Colada girl?
- Yeah. - Yeah, Cheryl.
Cheryl, who did not respond to a single wink.
The whole time, she was on there.
Had to choose a lady.
How's the uh.. daydreaming going?
Lately, less.
Good. Less is good.
- Thanks for the pastry. - Yeah, You owe me.
I'll send you a check, as soon as I sell the piano.
You got a lot on your plate what are you gonna do now?
Get another job.
Sorry, Walter. I just..
You're so not, how I pictured you.
How did you picture me?
I pictured you as a little, grey piece of paper.
But, now I see you. Then, it's like..
Indiana Jones decided to become the lead singer of the Strokes or somethin' like that..
It's nuts, I know.
- Sorry, Mom. - What for?
Dad bought it for you. It was my responsibility.
Oh Walter, we're all grown here. We are all good.
OO..that's heavy duty, that son. You should put this in your wallet.
I don't have one.
Foud it in the trash.
I always save your knick-knacks.
- Got it, Mom? - Got it.
Watch the stairs.
Oh, hey. Welcome. Wait...I'm sorry.
Not Welcome. Not an employee.
Sorry.
This is the picture, Sean wanted. The 25.
You have two days, to print for Cover.
Here is The Quintessence.
Hey, do you know our Motto?
Life.. I am Lovin' it!
That's No. That's McDonalds.
This thing, that you do. Ted.
Where you come into a place, and you push people out.
You should know that, those people worked really hard.
To build this magazine.
They believe in the Motto.
And, I get it. You got your marching orders;
And you had to do. What you have to do.
But, you don't have to be such a dick.
Put that on a plaque.
And, hang it at your next job.
What was it? A Sasquatch?
A Unicorn? - The negative?
Yeah.
I didn't look.
You're a good boss, Walter.
Thanks, man.
Hey, Walter. What's up?
Check this out.
Hi.
Walter Mitty, severece package.
Hey, Cheryl.
- Hey. - Hey.
I got that e-mail from Rich, yesterday.
He is really good.
Walter, thank you.
That was.. that was really cool thing to do.
I just saw it in Iceland.
He loves it. I'm taking him this afternoon.
Hey, I wanted you to know..
You aren't boring me.
That day in the park.
I was thinking about. I know this sounds weird. But..
I was thinking about, you.
When I was in Greenland. They do a karaoke there.And,
I had to get on this helicopter, with a very drunk pilot.
And, I started to imagine you, singing Major Tom.
Anyway,
It got me on helicopter.
It got me wheer I wanted to go.
So, what happened to you. You sort of..
fell off the face of the earth? There..for a little bit.
I came by.
Your husband answered, so..I figured I should just, go.
Oh Phil, he was fixing my refrigerator.
I guess, I imagined that..
I thought maybe, you got back together.
You have a good imagination. But, no.
Hey, my sister got this role in Grease, Rizzo.
Not on broadway. Some weird...Church..
Do you wanna go with me?
I made that sound really not good. But..
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Yeah, I'd love to.
Grease, in a weird Church? Are you kidding.
Rizzo..that's the best part.
Yeah, Rizzo. Tough and tender.
- Yeah. - Great.
Are you heading uptown?
Sure. - Yeah.
I actually, always related to Rizzo, more.
Oh, Yeah? - Yeah.
What, the smoking and the teenage sex?
No, She was just real. I guess.
Oh, the last issue.
It should be here. It came out this morning.
Walter.
Should we go.. buy one of those?
Yeah, I was probably gonna...
Probably, gonna go back later? - Yeah, Yeah.
I just didn't wanna...
seem uncool and get one.
Right away.
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