1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,210 ♪ Chappelle's Show ♪ 2 00:00:03,293 --> 00:00:04,626 ♪ Chappelle's Show ♪ 3 00:00:04,710 --> 00:00:05,960 ♪ Chappelle's Show ♪ ♪ Chappelle's Show ♪ 4 00:00:06,043 --> 00:00:06,835 ♪ Chappelle's Show ♪ 5 00:00:06,918 --> 00:00:07,876 ♪ Ow! ♪ 6 00:00:09,085 --> 00:00:11,251 ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪ 7 00:00:11,085 --> 00:00:12,335 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ 8 00:00:12,418 --> 00:00:13,960 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 9 00:00:16,043 --> 00:00:17,626 Let's start the show. 10 00:00:25,168 --> 00:00:26,751 [announcer] You've seen them at Mardi Gras 11 00:00:26,835 --> 00:00:28,126 and on spring break. 12 00:00:28,210 --> 00:00:30,085 Now, see them as you've never seen them before, 13 00:00:30,168 --> 00:00:32,085 in the wilds of Africa! 14 00:00:32,168 --> 00:00:34,793 That's right, available for the first time on home video, 15 00:00:34,876 --> 00:00:38,460 it's National Geographic's "Third-World Girls Gone Wild!" 16 00:00:38,543 --> 00:00:39,835 No collection of videos showing 17 00:00:39,918 --> 00:00:41,168 girls lifting their shirts up is complete 18 00:00:41,251 --> 00:00:43,001 without National Geographic's 19 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:44,585 "Third-World Girls Gone Wild." 20 00:00:44,668 --> 00:00:45,626 Call now. 21 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:46,626 [audience cheering and applauding] 22 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:50,210 [announcer] Dave Chappelle! 23 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:52,710 Hey! 24 00:00:53,251 --> 00:00:54,251 [chuckling] 25 00:00:56,085 --> 00:00:59,543 Welcome back to Chappelle's Show. 26 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:03,085 You know, folks, uh, it's Oscar season, 27 00:01:03,168 --> 00:01:06,585 and, uh, I don't know who's gonna win, 28 00:01:06,668 --> 00:01:08,918 but I gotta tell you, the most moving film 29 00:01:09,001 --> 00:01:12,168 that I saw last year had to be 30 00:01:12,251 --> 00:01:13,210 Antwone Fisher. 31 00:01:14,210 --> 00:01:16,001 -Yes. -[audience applauding] 32 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:20,293 It was directed by Denzel Washington, 33 00:01:20,376 --> 00:01:22,918 but more noteworthy than that 34 00:01:23,001 --> 00:01:25,168 is it was written by Antwone Fisher, 35 00:01:26,251 --> 00:01:27,418 which is pretty deep. 36 00:01:27,501 --> 00:01:29,126 I didn't know you were allowed 37 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:31,168 to write a movie about yourself. 38 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:33,501 I mean, you know what I mean? 39 00:01:33,585 --> 00:01:37,001 The temptation to lie would be too strong for me 40 00:01:37,085 --> 00:01:38,376 to do something like that. 41 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:40,960 Not that I'm a liar, but, man, this is a movie, 42 00:01:41,043 --> 00:01:43,085 you gotta tell the legend. 43 00:01:43,168 --> 00:01:46,543 So I bring to you now, Dave Chappelle, 44 00:01:46,626 --> 00:01:48,418 written by Dave Chappelle. 45 00:01:52,293 --> 00:01:53,960 [narrator] Once in a great while, 46 00:01:54,043 --> 00:01:56,085 a film comes along that changes the way 47 00:01:56,168 --> 00:01:58,168 we think about ourselves. 48 00:01:58,251 --> 00:01:59,126 -[woman screaming] -[man] Last time, alright? 49 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:00,460 I want you to push, Mrs. Chappelle. 50 00:02:00,543 --> 00:02:01,126 I want you to push. 51 00:02:01,210 --> 00:02:03,210 [screaming] 52 00:02:03,293 --> 00:02:05,043 [groaning] 53 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:07,918 [coughing] Excuse me. 54 00:02:08,001 --> 00:02:10,126 [screaming] Ah! 55 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:11,585 [laughing] 56 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:15,210 That is one funny-ass kid. 57 00:02:15,293 --> 00:02:17,001 Wacka-wacka! 58 00:02:17,085 --> 00:02:20,085 [all laughing] 59 00:02:20,168 --> 00:02:21,418 [doctor] And look at the penis on him! 60 00:02:21,501 --> 00:02:22,251 It's bigger than mine! 61 00:02:23,835 --> 00:02:24,960 What are you gonna name him? 62 00:02:25,043 --> 00:02:26,543 I'm gonna call him Dave. 63 00:02:26,626 --> 00:02:28,751 [doctor] Dave? -Dave Chappelle. 64 00:02:28,835 --> 00:02:30,126 Watch your eye. 65 00:02:30,210 --> 00:02:32,168 [narrator] He set his sights on comedy, 66 00:02:32,251 --> 00:02:33,668 and would not be denied. 67 00:02:33,751 --> 00:02:34,918 [theme from "8 mile" playing] 68 00:02:35,001 --> 00:02:36,501 ♪ Where you from, When you leavin'? ♪ 69 00:02:36,585 --> 00:02:38,876 ♪ Nice shirt, Does it come in your size? ♪ 70 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,085 ♪ Do I come to your job ♪ 71 00:02:40,168 --> 00:02:41,585 ♪ And smack the broom Out your hand ♪ 72 00:02:41,668 --> 00:02:44,960 Something needs to happen with this comedy thing right now. 73 00:02:45,043 --> 00:02:48,918 ♪ Jokes, and jokes, and jokes, and jokes, and ah-ha-ha-ha ♪ 74 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:52,460 ♪ Spaghetti, spaghetti, Spaghetti, spaghetti ♪ 75 00:02:52,543 --> 00:02:53,751 ♪ 8 mile ♪ ♪ 76 00:02:53,835 --> 00:02:56,043 [narrator] His skills took him to the top, 77 00:02:56,126 --> 00:02:58,585 and allowed him to have sex with Janet Jackson, 78 00:02:58,668 --> 00:03:00,085 Jennifer Lopez, 79 00:03:00,168 --> 00:03:01,710 a bunch of the girls from the Big Pimpin' video 80 00:03:01,793 --> 00:03:03,460 and Halle Berry. 81 00:03:03,543 --> 00:03:07,335 That was great havin' sex in the shower, Halle Berry. 82 00:03:07,418 --> 00:03:10,710 You drained my Monster's Balls. [chuckles] 83 00:03:10,793 --> 00:03:12,085 -Aw, girl... -[mobile ringing] 84 00:03:12,168 --> 00:03:13,793 Oh, hold up, I'm getting a call, I'll be right back. 85 00:03:15,251 --> 00:03:16,126 Hello? 86 00:03:16,210 --> 00:03:17,210 [over phone] Hey, Dave, it's Eddie Murphy. 87 00:03:17,293 --> 00:03:18,960 [man] And Richard Pryor. 88 00:03:19,043 --> 00:03:20,210 Ah, what's up, y'all? 89 00:03:20,043 --> 00:03:21,210 [Richard] Hey, man, we were just talking 90 00:03:21,293 --> 00:03:23,501 about how much funnier you are than us. 91 00:03:23,585 --> 00:03:25,751 [chuckles] Y'all crazy, man. 92 00:03:25,835 --> 00:03:27,293 [Richard] Can you come have dinner with us, Dave? 93 00:03:27,376 --> 00:03:28,626 I mean, really, please? 94 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:30,293 Could you... Could you have some dinner? 95 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,043 Dinner tonight sounds great, Richard Pryor. 96 00:03:32,126 --> 00:03:33,251 [Richard] Really? Ha! 97 00:03:33,335 --> 00:03:34,418 You gonna bring Halle? 98 00:03:34,501 --> 00:03:36,210 'Cause that's a fine bitch. 99 00:03:36,043 --> 00:03:38,710 Nah, son, that ain't no dinner thing. 100 00:03:38,793 --> 00:03:41,251 [chuckles] Call me later, man. 101 00:03:44,168 --> 00:03:47,126 Hey, Halle, how you gettin' home? 102 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:50,168 [narrator] And all the time, he kept it real. 103 00:03:50,251 --> 00:03:53,043 Did I tell y'all to sell drugs, huh? 104 00:03:53,126 --> 00:03:56,085 No, Hove did that! 105 00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:58,876 So hopefully none of y'all have to go through that. 106 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,501 [narrator] His amazing journey 107 00:04:00,585 --> 00:04:02,751 led him straight to the halls of power. 108 00:04:02,835 --> 00:04:03,960 [ America the beautiful playing] 109 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:08,210 Thanks for having me, Mr. Bush. I appreciate the invitation. 110 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:13,001 [Bush] Well, son, your huge heart, 111 00:04:13,085 --> 00:04:16,460 generosity and courage have saved America. 112 00:04:16,543 --> 00:04:17,418 You're the champ. 113 00:04:18,668 --> 00:04:20,210 I know I am. 114 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:23,793 I beat everybody I faced, and I'm still here. 115 00:04:23,876 --> 00:04:26,460 I'm still standin', I'm still strong! 116 00:04:26,543 --> 00:04:27,585 I'm bright. 117 00:04:29,293 --> 00:04:31,085 [Bush] Would you like to take a bath with my daughters? 118 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:34,168 They could learn something from you, 119 00:04:34,251 --> 00:04:35,960 and I heard you have a 16-inch penis. 120 00:04:36,835 --> 00:04:38,210 Eighteen, but who's countin'? 121 00:04:38,293 --> 00:04:39,876 [both laughing] 122 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:44,835 [narrator reading] 123 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,543 [Bush] Yeah, gimme one of them... 124 00:04:46,626 --> 00:04:49,668 Yeah, thing there... Did I get that right? Yeah... 125 00:04:49,751 --> 00:04:51,293 [laughing] No! 126 00:04:56,001 --> 00:04:57,793 True story. 127 00:04:57,876 --> 00:04:59,376 Hey, look, we're gonna take a quick commercial break, 128 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:02,418 and we'll be right back with more Chappelle's Show. 129 00:05:02,501 --> 00:05:03,293 [softly] Thank you. 130 00:05:08,168 --> 00:05:09,543 ♪ 131 00:05:11,376 --> 00:05:12,960 Ha-ha! Go ahead. 132 00:05:14,168 --> 00:05:17,085 Welcome back, gang, welcome back. 133 00:05:20,126 --> 00:05:22,876 Folks, in my ongoing effort 134 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:26,376 to promote dialogue amongst the diversity of Americans, 135 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,085 I have another segment I would like to bring to you. 136 00:05:29,168 --> 00:05:30,960 A lot of you might, uh, have questions 137 00:05:31,043 --> 00:05:32,043 that you want to ask gay people, 138 00:05:32,126 --> 00:05:33,293 but you're afraid, again, 139 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:35,918 'cause you're afraid to ask. 140 00:05:36,876 --> 00:05:39,210 So I gave people an opportunity 141 00:05:39,293 --> 00:05:40,626 to ask those questions, as well, 142 00:05:40,710 --> 00:05:42,918 and I got none other than Mario Cantone, 143 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,960 known as the gay guy on, um, Sex and the City. 144 00:05:49,251 --> 00:05:51,460 Matter of fact, he's just a gay guy in the city. 145 00:05:51,543 --> 00:05:54,210 But he's also a fantastic comedian. 146 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:55,335 Please, ladies and gentlemen, 147 00:05:55,418 --> 00:05:57,585 make some noise for Mario Cantone 148 00:05:57,668 --> 00:05:59,793 and Ask a Gay Dude. 149 00:06:06,126 --> 00:06:08,085 Alright, I would like to know 150 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:11,460 when a gay guy is performing oral sex, 151 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:13,751 is it better than a female? 152 00:06:13,835 --> 00:06:15,835 Better... Better... How the fuck do I know? 153 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:16,751 Next question! 154 00:06:19,793 --> 00:06:21,335 It's better! 155 00:06:21,418 --> 00:06:24,585 Hey, yo, I just got one question for you fruity pants out there, 156 00:06:24,668 --> 00:06:27,210 it's Bazaar Royale from Bloodline Records, 157 00:06:27,043 --> 00:06:30,043 I wanna know, what is the rainbow about? 158 00:06:30,126 --> 00:06:32,335 What is the rainbow about! 159 00:06:32,418 --> 00:06:36,085 I'm not feelin' the rainbow! I'm not feelin' the rainbow! 160 00:06:37,043 --> 00:06:39,335 Get back at me about that! 161 00:06:39,418 --> 00:06:41,418 "Fruity pants", let me tell you something. 162 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:43,251 I'll put a band-aid over your left cheek 163 00:06:43,085 --> 00:06:44,335 and make you my Nelly. 164 00:06:44,418 --> 00:06:45,960 Fruity pants! 165 00:06:46,043 --> 00:06:47,918 Since you're guys... 166 00:06:48,001 --> 00:06:50,043 Like, guys are always, like, after every chick... 167 00:06:50,126 --> 00:06:52,376 So, since you're still a guy, but you like guys, 168 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:54,001 then, you'd be after every guy... 169 00:06:54,085 --> 00:06:54,876 So, do you want me... 170 00:06:55,751 --> 00:06:56,501 now? 171 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,418 Do you want this? 172 00:07:00,585 --> 00:07:02,210 You can't have this, but if you want... 173 00:07:02,293 --> 00:07:04,418 I wanna know do you want this? 174 00:07:04,501 --> 00:07:07,168 Oh-oh, you tease. 175 00:07:07,251 --> 00:07:09,668 You big tease. 176 00:07:09,751 --> 00:07:10,835 Hold on one second. 177 00:07:11,835 --> 00:07:16,335 [retching and spitting] 178 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:25,085 I gotta tell you guys, man, uh, 179 00:07:25,168 --> 00:07:27,710 my favorite TV show for the last few years 180 00:07:27,793 --> 00:07:29,126 has been The Real World. 181 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:32,835 Maybe real life is just more interesting than fake life, 182 00:07:32,918 --> 00:07:34,001 I don't know what it is... 183 00:07:37,043 --> 00:07:38,793 But that show moves me! 184 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,210 But the thing that makes me, like, mad about... 185 00:07:42,043 --> 00:07:44,251 Not mad, but I just don't like this about The Real World, 186 00:07:44,085 --> 00:07:46,251 is every few years, they always put a Black guy on there 187 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:49,751 and try to make him look crazy. 188 00:07:49,835 --> 00:07:52,210 Like, he'll freak out, you know, but it's like... 189 00:07:52,293 --> 00:07:53,501 Of course, he's gonna freak out. 190 00:07:53,585 --> 00:07:54,751 You put him around 191 00:07:54,835 --> 00:07:56,085 six of the craziest white people you can find, 192 00:07:57,335 --> 00:07:59,085 and then expect him to live a normal life. 193 00:07:59,168 --> 00:08:01,251 They would not like that if we made a show 194 00:08:01,335 --> 00:08:03,168 where we put one white guy 195 00:08:03,251 --> 00:08:06,210 around six of the craziest Black people we could find, 196 00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:07,168 would they? 197 00:08:08,168 --> 00:08:09,251 Well, guess what? 198 00:08:09,085 --> 00:08:11,501 I got a show just like that. 199 00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:17,460 This is the true story of six motherfuckin' strangers... 200 00:08:17,543 --> 00:08:19,251 Bein' put in a motherfuckin' house... 201 00:08:19,335 --> 00:08:22,126 And havin' their motherfuckin' lives taped... 202 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,460 Find out what happens 203 00:08:23,543 --> 00:08:26,126 when people stop bein' all polite and shit 204 00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:27,460 and start bein' real. 205 00:08:27,543 --> 00:08:29,085 Mad real. 206 00:08:29,168 --> 00:08:30,376 Mad Real World, son. 207 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:31,710 [all] Hoboken! 208 00:08:31,793 --> 00:08:32,668 a'ight? 209 00:08:32,751 --> 00:08:34,918 -A'ight? -Alright? 210 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:41,793 When I first entered the house, um, you know... 211 00:08:42,918 --> 00:08:44,418 needless to say, I was a little surprised 212 00:08:44,501 --> 00:08:46,168 to meet the other roommates. 213 00:08:46,876 --> 00:08:48,168 Sorry, sorry. 214 00:08:54,210 --> 00:08:55,126 How ya doin'? 215 00:08:55,876 --> 00:08:56,626 [woman] What's up, baby? 216 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,710 [all arguing] 217 00:08:57,793 --> 00:08:59,751 [woman] What? What? What? What? 218 00:09:01,126 --> 00:09:02,418 Hey, what's goin' on? My name is Chad. 219 00:09:06,168 --> 00:09:07,960 [coughing] 220 00:09:09,210 --> 00:09:10,251 [muttering] 221 00:09:12,501 --> 00:09:14,626 I don't really hang out with too many Black people. 222 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,585 Who ordered pizza? 223 00:09:16,668 --> 00:09:19,168 No, no, no, I... I... I'm your new roommate, right? 224 00:09:19,251 --> 00:09:20,210 You wanna... You wanna room? 225 00:09:20,043 --> 00:09:23,460 Nah, all the beds is full. 226 00:09:23,543 --> 00:09:25,460 You got to room with TyRee. 227 00:09:33,710 --> 00:09:35,460 My name is TyRee, and, yeah, 228 00:09:35,543 --> 00:09:36,876 I went to prison. 229 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,085 I'm your roommate, Chad. 230 00:09:39,168 --> 00:09:40,835 Well, looky here, Chad, 231 00:09:40,918 --> 00:09:43,168 for the entire period you in my room, 232 00:09:43,251 --> 00:09:45,626 I better not catch you standin' up peein'. 233 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,126 You sit down when you pee, you understand? 234 00:09:48,835 --> 00:09:49,876 Uh... 235 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,168 That's right. 236 00:09:51,251 --> 00:09:53,835 Now, get your fat-ass on out of here, white boy. 237 00:09:53,918 --> 00:09:56,543 Nighty-night, keep your butthole tight. 238 00:09:56,626 --> 00:09:57,918 [laughing] 239 00:10:00,585 --> 00:10:03,126 Let me try on some cotton Dockers. [laughs] 240 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,876 What's the square root of this apartment? [laughing] 241 00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:11,168 [scoffs] He didn't know 242 00:10:11,251 --> 00:10:13,710 what he was getting himself into, you know? 243 00:10:19,668 --> 00:10:22,293 They gave us a job running the juice bar. 244 00:10:22,376 --> 00:10:24,043 -Alright, enjoy. -Thanks a lot. 245 00:10:24,126 --> 00:10:25,543 I wasn't really crazy 246 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,210 about the way 247 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,293 some of the other roommates, um, 248 00:10:29,376 --> 00:10:31,001 acted in the juice bar. 249 00:10:31,085 --> 00:10:32,460 [coughing] 250 00:10:32,543 --> 00:10:34,918 Look at me, America, I'm makin' juice. 251 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:36,126 [blender stops] 252 00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:39,085 I call this, "The Tron Special." 253 00:10:41,085 --> 00:10:42,001 Boo-ya! 254 00:10:42,085 --> 00:10:43,460 This right here is the good shit. 255 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:46,501 Drip, drip, drip, drip... 256 00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:48,210 It's just better if, uh, if-- 257 00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:49,710 Get outta my face, nigga! 258 00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:51,501 I'm making juice, alright? 259 00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:54,251 Fine, fine, you make your juice, I don't know. 260 00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:56,043 [blender whirring] 261 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:58,835 Whoa! 262 00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:01,376 They didn't have much respect for the job. 263 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,335 [Tron] Alright, alright. 264 00:11:03,418 --> 00:11:06,126 Hold on, let me roll, one more roll, one more roll. Alright. 265 00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:08,126 Hey, uh, guys, you know, uh... 266 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,126 We're here to work, not play. 267 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:11,251 You know, we can't have this conversation every day. 268 00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:12,126 Hey! 269 00:11:12,210 --> 00:11:14,043 Yo, what is your problem, man? 270 00:11:14,126 --> 00:11:15,460 Why you wanna work so hard, huh? 271 00:11:15,543 --> 00:11:19,126 Yeah, man, America wanna see us live, not work. 272 00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:22,960 Look at me, America, Look how Tron is living. 273 00:11:23,043 --> 00:11:25,043 For the city... 274 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,210 Get your ass outta here. Now! 275 00:11:27,293 --> 00:11:28,543 This is a place of business... 276 00:11:28,626 --> 00:11:29,918 Well, bring some juice back, nigga! 277 00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:32,043 Sell me some juice, bitch, I'm thirsty! 278 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,335 Get me a Philly Blunt, son. 279 00:11:33,418 --> 00:11:35,085 And a banana cognac, biatch! 280 00:11:36,293 --> 00:11:39,501 C'mon, a-clickety-clack, a-clickety-clack. 281 00:11:39,585 --> 00:11:41,668 -[sirens wailing] -[Tron] Police, nigga, police! 282 00:11:41,751 --> 00:11:43,126 They comin' this way! 283 00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:44,251 This way, come on, y'all! 284 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,293 Get my money! Hurry, get my money! 285 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,168 My girlfriend Katie came in from Maine, 286 00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:56,085 so great to spend some quality time with her. 287 00:11:56,168 --> 00:11:57,876 Hi, my name is Katie. 288 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,168 [Chad] I know we're still young, 289 00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:01,626 but, I get the feeling 290 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:02,793 that Katie, you know, 291 00:12:03,751 --> 00:12:05,043 she might be the one. 292 00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:12,085 TyRee made me really uncomfortable, 293 00:12:12,168 --> 00:12:13,835 the way he was looking at me and Katie. 294 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:17,626 Something in his eyes that kind of scared me, 295 00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:20,668 you know, and, uh... It wasn't appropriate. 296 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,335 [muttering] 297 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:29,960 Keep on doin' what you doin'. 298 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,751 And then there was that one night in my room. 299 00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:41,043 [music playing] 300 00:12:46,418 --> 00:12:47,751 [audience exclaiming] 301 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,251 [TyRee] Say, nigga, get your ass up. 302 00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:51,001 I need that bed. I got company. 303 00:12:51,085 --> 00:12:52,626 My man, Lysol, fresh out the joint. 304 00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:53,960 Yeah. 305 00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:56,585 Hello, Lysol. No problem, TyRee. 306 00:12:58,376 --> 00:12:59,501 C'mon, Katie, let's go. 307 00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:01,501 No, nah, nah, son, 308 00:13:01,585 --> 00:13:02,960 ooh, she can stay. 309 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,126 You know what, Chad? I'm gonna stay here. 310 00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:09,251 Lysol and TyRee, they're just genuinely nice guys. 311 00:13:09,085 --> 00:13:10,918 What you waitin' for, man? Get your fat-ass out of here 312 00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,043 before I cut some bacon off your back. 313 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,668 [sniffles] Can we stop the tape? 314 00:13:16,835 --> 00:13:18,043 [Lysol] What's up? 315 00:13:18,126 --> 00:13:19,293 [TyRee] Yeah, we gonna send that back to the joint, 316 00:13:19,376 --> 00:13:21,168 so niggas know how we livin' out here, 317 00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:22,460 you know what I mean? 318 00:13:22,543 --> 00:13:26,293 I saw Katie with, uh, TyRee and Lysol, 319 00:13:26,376 --> 00:13:27,543 and, um, 320 00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:29,793 I worked my way through it. 321 00:13:30,668 --> 00:13:31,710 [chuckles] 322 00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:34,418 [TyRee] Do your thing there, doggy, Yeah! 323 00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:36,543 [sobbing] Oh, Katie... 324 00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:38,376 Yo, could you hold it down? 325 00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:40,376 We're tryin' to make love over here. 326 00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:43,293 [Tron] Chappelle's Show will be right back 327 00:13:43,376 --> 00:13:45,751 with more Mad Real World, biatch! 328 00:13:47,918 --> 00:13:49,418 Okay. 329 00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:52,001 ♪ Turn on your TV ♪ ♪ Ow! ♪ 330 00:13:52,085 --> 00:13:53,168 ♪ What you gonna see ♪ 331 00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:55,543 [Tron] And, now, more Mad Real World. 332 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,126 Um, it's good to be alone for a minute 333 00:13:58,210 --> 00:13:59,210 in the confession room. 334 00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:00,835 [laughing] 335 00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:02,126 Niggas is wildin'! 336 00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:04,251 -[music playing] -[crowd yelling] 337 00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:09,210 I remember that we were all joking around, 338 00:14:09,043 --> 00:14:11,085 and Tron got me in a, uh, 339 00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:12,210 a sleeper hold. 340 00:14:12,293 --> 00:14:14,501 Oh, yeah! 341 00:14:16,168 --> 00:14:17,460 [crowd yelling] 342 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,251 [exclaiming] 343 00:14:23,251 --> 00:14:25,085 I'm king of the world! 344 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,460 I don't think he meant to hurt me, but, uh... 345 00:14:27,543 --> 00:14:29,210 I don't... I'll be honest, 346 00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:31,126 I don't remember a whole lot after that. 347 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:33,543 [hissing] 348 00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:36,085 [crowd cheering and yelling] 349 00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:42,168 [TyRee] We gonna take Chad upstairs, 350 00:14:42,251 --> 00:14:43,418 you know what I'm sayin', and tuck him in. 351 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,543 Oh, okay, that's nice, yeah. 352 00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:50,001 Be careful if you get a sleeper hold 353 00:14:50,085 --> 00:14:52,585 because the next day your anus will really hurt. 354 00:15:00,543 --> 00:15:01,835 You know, I'll admit it, 355 00:15:01,918 --> 00:15:04,543 when my dad came by, I was a little bit concerned. 356 00:15:04,626 --> 00:15:06,168 [Chad] Hey, guys, 357 00:15:06,251 --> 00:15:08,585 I'd like to introduce you all to my dad. 358 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,793 I brought some brownies. 359 00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:13,126 Do they got weed in 'em? 360 00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,251 [Chad] No! 361 00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:17,626 I felt bad for that white boy, 362 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:20,210 but his daddy shouldn't have looked at her like that, 363 00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:21,085 so, you know? 364 00:15:21,168 --> 00:15:22,126 ...'cause I don't like how you looked at me. 365 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:23,793 Why you gotta look at me like that? 366 00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:24,835 Zondra, I apologize. 367 00:15:24,918 --> 00:15:26,251 I don't know how I'm looking at you. 368 00:15:26,085 --> 00:15:27,793 -[Zondra] Like that! -Like what? 369 00:15:27,876 --> 00:15:29,418 Oh, look! Look, he doin' it! 370 00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:30,626 [man] I'll look over here! 371 00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:31,668 Don't look at me! 372 00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:33,210 He don't know how to talk to people. 373 00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:34,793 Why you gotta be lookin' at me, white man? 374 00:15:34,876 --> 00:15:36,460 I'm not looking at anyone, if someone... 375 00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:37,418 [grunting] 376 00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:43,585 I've been stabbed! 377 00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:44,793 Blah, blah... 378 00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:46,168 Zondra, I've been stabbed. 379 00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:48,335 And I don't know what I did! 380 00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:50,043 You came in the house with six wild niggas, 381 00:15:50,126 --> 00:15:51,793 that's what you did! [laughing] 382 00:15:51,876 --> 00:15:53,626 "I'm... I'm bleeding!" 383 00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:55,960 [Chad] Hey, guys, what's going on out there? 384 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,168 -[indistinct chatter] -[music playing] 385 00:16:06,126 --> 00:16:07,418 [loud chatter continues] 386 00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:17,168 Ha! I said, look... 387 00:16:18,251 --> 00:16:20,043 Enough! 388 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:21,876 -[music stops] -[chatter stops] 389 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,960 What is wrong with you people? 390 00:16:25,793 --> 00:16:28,293 Can't you be quiet for one night? 391 00:16:28,376 --> 00:16:31,751 It's 1:30 in the morning and I have to get up early 392 00:16:31,835 --> 00:16:33,001 to go to work! 393 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,460 Damn it! 394 00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:40,501 Oh, this white boy's trippin', "You people?" 395 00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,460 What the hell you mean, "You people?" 396 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,543 I think we need to have a house meeting, y'all. 397 00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:45,460 [woman] Mm-hmm. 398 00:16:45,543 --> 00:16:47,001 A'ight? 399 00:16:47,085 --> 00:16:49,126 [stomping] 400 00:16:53,126 --> 00:16:56,126 The reason why we called this house meeting is 401 00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:57,543 because we just don't feel safe with you 402 00:16:57,626 --> 00:16:58,376 in the house anymore, Chad. 403 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,418 Are you serious? 404 00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:02,751 I don't feel safe. 405 00:17:02,835 --> 00:17:05,668 We feel as though you should leave, man... today. 406 00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:07,085 I should leave? 407 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,835 TyRee, you... You stabbed my dad! 408 00:17:12,168 --> 00:17:14,043 And you had sex with Katie. 409 00:17:14,126 --> 00:17:16,585 Wait a minute, you got that all wrong. 410 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,251 I didn't have sex with Katie. 411 00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:21,418 Lysol had sex with Katie. 412 00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:22,751 I just filmed it. 413 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,043 [chuckles] No, TyRee, 414 00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:27,168 you had sex with me too. 415 00:17:27,251 --> 00:17:28,418 Correction, 416 00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:30,168 I had sex with Katie. 417 00:17:30,251 --> 00:17:32,001 And now you want me to leave? 418 00:17:34,168 --> 00:17:35,668 I mean, really, man, 419 00:17:35,751 --> 00:17:37,085 we could just fuck you up. 420 00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:40,793 But, you know, we tryin' to be, you know, congenial about this. 421 00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:42,585 But worse come to worse, 422 00:17:42,668 --> 00:17:44,418 we reserve the right to fuck you up. 423 00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:45,501 [TyRee] Fuck you up. 424 00:17:45,585 --> 00:17:46,293 Right. 425 00:17:48,085 --> 00:17:49,043 Fine, I... 426 00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:50,918 I guess, I'll go. 427 00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:56,210 Hey, Chad? 428 00:17:57,835 --> 00:18:00,043 I had sex with Katie too, man. 429 00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:02,043 [laughing] 430 00:18:02,126 --> 00:18:04,210 Katie has some big-ass titties. 431 00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:05,710 [chuckling] 432 00:18:07,751 --> 00:18:09,210 [laughing] 433 00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:14,210 [sad melancholy music] 434 00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:28,043 [music continues] 435 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,251 We're gonna take a quick commercial break, 436 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:50,043 and we'll be right back with more Chappelle's Show. 437 00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:51,251 How about that? 438 00:18:54,251 --> 00:18:56,210 ♪ The greatest show ♪ 439 00:18:57,835 --> 00:18:58,918 Now, here to reenact 440 00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:01,168 one of my favorite Real World moments, 441 00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:03,001 make some noise for my man, 442 00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:06,376 David Broom from the New Orleans' cast. 443 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,210 [cheering and applauding] 444 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,543 What's up, maestro? 445 00:19:14,168 --> 00:19:15,251 Take me there, son. 446 00:19:18,168 --> 00:19:19,751 -Take me there. -[piano playing] 447 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,418 [Dave] Oh, so baller! 448 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,126 You mind if I sing a little bit over that? 449 00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:27,293 Yeah, man, go ahead. 450 00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:29,210 Oh, yeah, you set 'em up nice, I'm gonna come in. 451 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,418 I'm gonna come in... Watch how I do it. 452 00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:34,835 ♪ Squee-ba-boo Dee-ba-boo-dee ♪ 453 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:40,001 ♪ Squee-ba-boo-dee-ba-boo-ba ♪ 454 00:19:40,085 --> 00:19:45,126 ♪ Squee-ba-boo-dee Ba-boo-squee ♪ 455 00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:49,293 ♪ Squee-ba-boo Squee-ba-boo-squee ♪ 456 00:19:49,376 --> 00:19:53,251 ♪ Squee-da-squee-do ♪ 457 00:19:53,085 --> 00:19:55,293 ♪ Squee-ah-ee-ah-ee ♪ 458 00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:56,460 ♪ Ow ♪ 459 00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,960 ♪ Squee-ah-ee-ah-ee ♪ 460 00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:02,960 [vocalizing] 461 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,251 Aw, you lost me. 462 00:20:05,085 --> 00:20:07,085 ♪ Come on be my baby tonight ♪ 463 00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:08,251 Oh, that's monster. 464 00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:11,335 ♪ Come on be my baby tonight ♪ 465 00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:15,293 ♪ I've seen the way You've treated other thugs ♪ 466 00:20:15,376 --> 00:20:16,335 ♪ You've been with ♪ 467 00:20:16,418 --> 00:20:17,293 [Dave] She treat 'em bad, don't she? 468 00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:18,710 ♪ Come on be my baby tonight ♪ 469 00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:19,960 She treated them thugs bad. 470 00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:23,085 ♪ Come on be my baby tonight ♪ 471 00:20:24,585 --> 00:20:26,960 ♪ Come on be my baby tonight... ♪ 472 00:20:28,085 --> 00:20:30,418 Come on, you rotten bitch, be my baby! 473 00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:32,335 ♪ Other thugs you've been with ♪ 474 00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:34,626 ♪ Come on be my baby tonight ♪ 475 00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,210 [cheering and applauding] 476 00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:38,585 I would like to thank David Broom. 477 00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:40,001 I would like to thank you at home 478 00:20:40,085 --> 00:20:41,251 and you here in the studio. 479 00:20:41,335 --> 00:20:44,376 God bless you all, and I'll see you next week. 480 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,376 I'm out. 481 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,085 [cheering and applauding] 482 00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:52,751 -[Chappelle] I'm rich, biatch! -[horn honking] 483 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,126 [woman] Hi, thank you. 484 00:20:59,293 --> 00:21:01,501 What you doin', girl? 485 00:21:01,585 --> 00:21:03,918 Huh? What you mean, what am I talkin' about, girl? 486 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,251 You know what I'm talkin' about. 487 00:21:06,251 --> 00:21:07,751 Come over here so I can stick my chocolate 488 00:21:07,835 --> 00:21:09,626 in your peanut butter. 489 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:12,001 [laughing] 490 00:21:12,085 --> 00:21:12,835 What? 491 00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:14,918 Oh, I'm sorry... 492 00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:16,960 No, no, pardon me, miss, I... 493 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,835 I understand, I didn't know it was an emergency. 494 00:21:18,918 --> 00:21:20,001 Bitch, I'm tellin' ya! 495 00:21:20,085 --> 00:21:21,710 I didn't know it was an emergency, I'm sorry! 496 00:21:21,793 --> 00:21:23,085 Alright! Hmm. 497 00:21:23,168 --> 00:21:25,001 Chad, it's your moms. 498 00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:26,210 She say something wrong with you grandmother. 499 00:21:26,293 --> 00:21:28,168 She dead or something, my fault. 500 00:21:28,251 --> 00:21:29,168 -Mommy? -[Dave] Bitch