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♪ Chappelle's Show ♪
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♪ Ow ♪
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♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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Let's start the show.
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[announcer] Give it up right now
for my man, Dave Chappelle!
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[applauding]
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Oh... yes!
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Hey, thank you, brother,
thank you.
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All right, everybody
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have a seat, man,
let's all relax.
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Thanks for coming back.
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Welcome to Chappelle's Show.
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You know, we've been getting a
little flack in the press.
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I don't know if you
guys have seen some things
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that were written calling us
controversial,
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which I was surprised about.
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That's the thing
about being on T.V.,
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you just never can say what
you wanna say, man.
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'cause, if I said
everything I thought
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it would just freak America out.
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You wouldn't wanna
hear a young black dude
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saying half the things
I be thinking.
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The only way people would
listen to the stuff I think
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is if a pretty white girl
sang my thoughts.
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And I actually happen to
have a pretty white girl here.
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Pretty white girl, come on out.
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She's in my contract.
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[cheering]
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Good evening,
pretty white woman.
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Thank you for being here.
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I have some things
I need to get off my chest.
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♪ Crack was invented
And distributed ♪
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♪ To intentionally
Destroy the black community ♪
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[laughing]
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♪ Aids was too ♪
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♪ The police never look for
Tupac and Biggie's murderers ♪
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♪ Fuck the police ♪
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[applause]
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♪ What ever happened to that
Recount in Florida ♪
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♪ O.J didn't do it ♪
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♪ On second thought,
Yeah he did ♪
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♪ Gay sex is gross ♪
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♪ Sorry I just find it
to be gross ♪
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♪ Unless of course
they're lesbians ♪
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♪ I like lesbians ♪
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♪ I like lesbians ♪
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For real, I like lesbians.
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But I digress from my point...
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♪ All Chinese people
look alike ♪
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♪ So do white people ♪
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♪ Pretty much
Anyone who isn't black ♪
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♪ Looks alike to me ♪
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♪ Oh, I want to stick
My thumb in J-Lo's butt ♪
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[laughing]
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♪ I wouldn't mind sticking
a finger or two ♪
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♪ Up that singing
White girl's butt either ♪
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♪ Call me on my cell, 917-- ♪
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[applause]
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♪ And now it's time
To collect ad revenue ♪
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♪ For Comedy Central ♪
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[cheering]
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♪ Revenue they don't
Share with my black ass ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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Real sex, street interviews,
take one!
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[cameraman] Sophia,
what's the craziest thing
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you ever did sexually?
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Um, the craziest thing
I ever did sexually--
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Oh, oh, oh,
okay, okay, okay--
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One time, I had a three way with
these two guys in college
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and my sorority sisters
were, like, cheering me on.
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Yeah, that'd be it,
that'd be it.
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[cameraman] What about you, sir?
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Craziest thing
I ever did sexually?
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That'd probably be having sex
with old gangbang here,
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without a rubber.
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We're fuckin' done, man!
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This date is over!
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Wait a minute, hold up.
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Wait, hold--
I'm kidding.
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Get off me.
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♪ Chappelle's Show
Ow ♪
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You know, uh,
in the quest to get paid
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I have devised a new scheme,
ladies and gentlemen,
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which is not an easy
thing to do, but I've got it.
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I'm gonna have my own phone line
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like Miss Cleo, you understand?
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but I'm gonna do mine real.
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You see?
Miss Cleo lies, she's phony.
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I've got a nagging suspicion
that bitch ain't Jamaican,
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-you know what I'm saying?
-[laughing]
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I couldn't prove it,
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but check mine out.
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Dave Chappelle is not a psychic.
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He is merely a racist,
who believes that stereotypes
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dictate our futures.
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[woman's voice] My boyfriend
says my butt's too big.
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Why would he say that?
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My old boyfriend liked it
just fine.
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Okay.
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Okay, have you gained weight?
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No.
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Okay, so your current
boyfriend is white.
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Oh, my gosh, yes!
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Yeah, and your old boyfriend
is black, ain't he?
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Oh, my God,
how did you know that?
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Because a brother can't get
enough of that ass.
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Hold up, I'm seeing something...
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it's your parents!
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Oh, God.
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They're angry, real angry!
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They kicked you out for dating
a black dude, didn't they?
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Oh, my God, there's no way
you could have known that
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not unless you knew me!
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Or if I dated
four white girls myself.
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Thanks for playing.
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Dave Chappelle's
insights will astound you.
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[man with foreign accent)
Bueno, is this Dave Chappelle?
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All right, I'm hearing
an accent.
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You from south of the border?
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You amaze me, man!
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Oh, hold on, there...
is your name Miguel?
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-It is!
-Bam!
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All right, all right
go ahead, dog.
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So, David, I was
driving on the freeway.
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Stop-- driving.
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You drive a pickup truck,
don't you, Miguel?
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Yes, I do.
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And you don't have
insurance, do you?
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No, I don't.
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Bam!
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[narrator] Sometimes,
Dave will talk with
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a phony Baloney Jamaican accent.
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[Jamaican accent]
The cards don't lie!
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Lord have mercy!
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Hello?
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[woman] Collect call from
a correctional facility,
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will you accept the charges?
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Yes, I will.
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Go ahead, sir.
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All right, before you
even say anything,
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You black, ain't you?
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[man] Yo, this nigga
is off the hook!
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Wait a minute, I see something!
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What?
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You getting out of jail!
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Say word, son!
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You're walking out,
you are free as a bird!
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Hold up.
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I'm seeing something--
It's six weeks later...
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you going right back in the jail
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for the same shit.
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-What kinda psychic--
-[dial tone]
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Call this number now,
and let Dave
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or one of his educated
guessers tell you your future.
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It's only 99 cents for
the first minute,
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2.50 each additional minute.
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You can't afford not
to have your future read
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based on stereotypes.
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[Jamaican accent] Call me now
for a bumble-clot reading!
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[mumbling]
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Hey, y'all,
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Flippity-flap, flippity-float,
flippity-fleep,
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here comes some jokes!
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[announcer] For years,
we've all watched
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celebrities accepting awards
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get played off by
the house orchestra
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When their speech runs
on too long.
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My parents were really
disappointed
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when I dropped out
of school for that year,
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but I felt like I really just
needed to find myself.
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Word?
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But then, you know,
I was like, you know what?
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Let me just go to Howard like
my father, you know?
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Well, then, my girlfriend Gina,
she called me up,
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she said, "Girl, you have
got to get down to Emory,
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down to Hotlanta!
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I was like Gina, number one,
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why are you calling me up,
trying to confuse me?
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You know Spelman's in Atlanta,
too.
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Second of all, you know I'm
vacillating here, trying to--
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[narrator] With
"the wrap it up box,"
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you've got that same power,
right in your pocket.
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So then I just went to Howard,
where I majored in sociology,
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and made a lot of friends
and had a really good time!
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So that was college,
how about you?
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From the makers of
the home stenographer comes
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"The wrap it up box"!
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It's like being the director
of an awards show
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everywhere you go!
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[pounding gavel]
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Young man, you've been found
guilty by a jury of your peers.
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The crime you've committed
was very serious,
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and before I sentence you,
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I'd like to say a few words
about your arrest record--
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What the hell?
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Yo, the sign is real simple, B,
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it says, "Wrap it up."
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Wrap that shit up, "B"!
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I don't think
that's a good idea.
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Man, you want some too?
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You'd better wrap it up!
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[pounding gavel]
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You'd better
wrap that gavel up, "B"!
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That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I was telling you.
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With "The wrap it up box,"
things will come to an end
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at the perfect time...
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whenever you want them to.
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I'm gonna rock it tonight!
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Have you ever
felt this in your life?
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I'm taking you
on a journey, girl!
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[moaning]
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Psych!
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Psych, you thought
I was done, didn't you?
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It ain't over.
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[music playing]
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For real?
Not even close?
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Not even close.
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Hold on, now,
hang in there with me.
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How about that?
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Hey, can you read?
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Wrap it up.
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You need to wrap it up!
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-Wrap it up!
-[moaning]
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That's a wrap!
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Woo!
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"The wrap it up box,"
in stores now!
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Available at all Walbog's.
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♪ Stop skipping your
remedial class ♪
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♪ It's the finals
You're gonna need it to pass ♪
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♪ And you don't need these big
Brooklyn feet in your ass ♪
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♪ So keep my name
Out your mouth ♪
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♪ And your mind on your task ♪
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♪ And if you think that I'm
Talking about you ♪
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♪ In these bars ♪
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♪ If the shoe fits
shut the fuck up ♪
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♪ And walk it off ♪
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♪ It's Brooklyn ♪
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♪
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[cheering]
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Yeah, yes.
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Hey, welcome back, gang.
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Yes, welcome back.
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Now, I don't know how many of
you guys are from my generation;
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The Pepsi generation,
generation X, they called us.
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I refer to us
as the Reagan babies.
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Anyone who grew up around Reagan
had drug-awareness week, right?
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Now, I don't know if
you guys know at home
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what drug-awareness week is.
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That is a week of drug education
for children in schools.
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And at the end of the week,
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to really drive
the point home to the youth,
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they always have a real,
live crackhead
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come talk to the kids.
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I know that was
the case at my school.
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and tonight, we have a tape
of just such an event.
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Please enjoy.
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♪ He's been away for a while
But he's back around ♪
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Y'all tell anybody,
I'll kill you!
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I'll kill you!
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♪ The goofiest crackhead
in the town ♪
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Peanut butter
and crack sandwich!
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♪ He kicked his habit
back in the joint ♪
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Look out, crack, here I come!
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[crashing]
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♪ He's finally home
he's Tyrone ♪
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[narrator] This week, Tyrone
visits a local middle school
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to promote drug awareness.
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We have a very
special surprise today.
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Let's hear it for
Tyrone Biggums!
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[applauding]
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Hi, kids!
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Thank you very much, teacher!
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It is truly an honor
and a privilege
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for me to be here
at Pinehurst school,
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or whatever your
school is called today.
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I say it's a privilege,
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because it's a violation of my
parole to be around children.
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but enough about that.
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Hello, little boys
and little girls.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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Kids, y'all are looking
at a dead man.
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I should not be
in front of you today!
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Drugs and alcohol
have ruined my life.
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I started doing drugs when I was
little, just like you, fellow.
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Me and my friends would go home
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and smoke marijuana
after school.
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Can you say marijuana?
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[all the children] Marijuana.
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That's what I was smoking.
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Sometimes, dipped
in embalming fluid.
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And me and my friends would
laugh and giggle
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and eat all the cookies!
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It was terrible.
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Terrible.
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I can definitely say,
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he was the absolute
worst anti-drug speaker
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in the history of drugs.
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Then I upgraded to
a little drug called acid--
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Very inexpensive and affordable.
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Even young children could
afford it, it's so bad.
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I did two hits of that
and Bugs Bunny and Scooby-Doo
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and all my favorite cartoon
heroes came to my room
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and ate cookies with me
and sang songs for 16 hours.
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God damn, talking about--
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♪ Tyrone go clean up your room ♪
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And Mickey Mouse was
doing the bass line like this,
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♪ Ba ba ba boo,
Ba ba ba boo ♪
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And then, he basically told them
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where and how to buy the stuff.
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We all know we can sneak into
our mama's room
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when she's sleeping,
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and take $5, $10,
maybe $20 out her purse,
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run on down to third street,
catch the "D" bus downtown,
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and meet a Latin American
fellow named Martinez--
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We know that!
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and we know that Martinez'
stuff is the bomb!
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Kids, drugs is all around you.
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How will I know when drugs
around, you might be asking.
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Well, I'll tell you, use your
magic markers.
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What you think this is,
some kind of crayon?
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No.
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Take that cap off and sniff it
and you be high.
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And these little ones
are 10 and 11 years old.
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You!
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You know what dog food
tastes like?
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Do you?
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It tastes just like it smells...
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Delicious!
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I'm gonna show you how
I go to the bathroom.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Ha!
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[farting]
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I thought the worst was over.
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I was mistaken.
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That, children,
was the first time
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I sucked a dick for crack.
341
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But it wouldn't be the last.
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Why, one time, I seen Martinez--
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I'm trying to say something.
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Thank you for that lovely
and moving and graphic story.
345
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You're welcome, teacher bitch!
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I'm not finished,
but that's all right.
347
00:16:16,085 --> 00:16:18,418
Um, can I get cash for this?
348
00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:20,001
I got some errands to run,
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and I don't think
I'm gonna make the bank.
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Um, uh, uh--
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It's my money, bitch!
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I earned it!
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Give me my speaker's fee!
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00:16:28,668 --> 00:16:30,501
Thank you, kids!
Goodbye!
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♪ He's been away for awhile
But he's back around ♪
356
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♪ The goofiest crackhead
in the town ♪
357
00:16:38,126 --> 00:16:40,376
♪ He kicked his habit
back in the joint ♪
358
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,085
♪ Now he's back on point ♪
359
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♪ He's finally home
he's Tyrone ♪
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[cheering]
361
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,460
Oh, my gosh.
362
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,376
Just so a lot of you know,
that's not real doo-doo.
363
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,918
I don't want to
upset you.
364
00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:59,126
It was a Snickers bar,
we melted it.
365
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,251
The funny thing was,
the dude that does the props
366
00:17:02,085 --> 00:17:05,043
was melting the snickers bar
for the sketch--
367
00:17:05,126 --> 00:17:06,585
It's candy, you know,
he's melting it.
368
00:17:06,668 --> 00:17:09,126
But I caught him like he was
doing a thing, he was like...
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all right, look, we're gonna
take a quick commercial break,
370
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:16,626
but don't go nowhere,
371
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because we've got Mos Def
when we come back, man.
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The Mighty Mos!
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Stick around for more
Chappelle's Show.
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♪ Chappelle's Show ♪
375
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:31,126
♪ Better not bring your kids ♪
376
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:33,793
Hey, gang, welcome back.
377
00:17:36,335 --> 00:17:37,835
Welcome back, man.
378
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:39,668
We are hanging in here,
having some fun.
379
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:42,085
Please make some noise
for my brother, Mos Def!
380
00:17:42,876 --> 00:17:44,960
[cheering]
381
00:17:46,418 --> 00:17:48,085
♪ Pull up to your spot on low ♪
382
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,585
♪ Shine brighter than all
Of the cats that got on glow ♪
383
00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:53,001
♪ Lay in the cut like they're
Not gonna know ♪
384
00:17:53,085 --> 00:17:54,168
♪ 'Cause if
I gotta make a move dog ♪
385
00:17:54,251 --> 00:17:55,710
♪ They're not gonna know ♪
386
00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:57,918
♪ This door marked private
This is not for show ♪
387
00:17:58,001 --> 00:18:00,168
♪ It's Mos Def
What you call real for sure ♪
388
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:02,543
♪ Is they what you call gangster
Hell no ♪
389
00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:05,126
♪ They get a little pinch
And go snitch to the Po' ♪
390
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,418
♪ They all talk fast but
They all think slow ♪
391
00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:09,918
♪ I'm most definite
not think so ♪
392
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,126
♪ Flood your city with
The black ink flow ♪
393
00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:14,543
♪ And my crew ain't
Scared to let them things go ♪
394
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,043
♪ So stop with the nonsense ♪
395
00:18:16,126 --> 00:18:17,418
♪ Like he conscious ♪
396
00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:19,918
♪ I'm just awake dog
I'm doing great dog ♪
397
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:22,168
♪ I don't play games I don't
Player hate y'all ♪
398
00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:24,626
♪ Get it straight or get
The fuck up out my face dog ♪
399
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:27,043
♪ I'm like the second plane that
Made the towers face off ♪
400
00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:28,251
♪ This shit will let you know ♪
401
00:18:28,335 --> 00:18:29,710
♪ It's really not a game dog ♪
402
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:32,085
♪ Your grind and my
Grind ain't the same dog ♪
403
00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:34,293
♪ I'm the catalog you
the same song ♪
404
00:18:34,376 --> 00:18:37,001
♪ So cool and old school
like a-4 ♪
405
00:18:37,085 --> 00:18:39,168
♪ Doing the little mommies
Winding up their waist for ♪
406
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,501
♪ The one that real niggas got
Their hand raised for ♪
407
00:18:41,585 --> 00:18:44,043
♪ Me and D. Chappelle
Got it yellow taped off ♪
408
00:18:44,126 --> 00:18:46,543
♪ Don't push me
'cause I'm close ♪
409
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,001
♪ To the streets to the beats ♪
410
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,751
♪ The bitches the niggas
The women the children ♪
411
00:18:49,835 --> 00:18:51,876
♪ The workers the dealers
The addicts the killers ♪
412
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,085
♪ The quiet the livest
The realest and that's close ♪
413
00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:56,085
♪ Don't push me 'cause
I'm close ♪
414
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,043
♪ To the edge back middle
and front ♪
415
00:18:58,126 --> 00:18:59,626
♪ Strong back shit
lifting it up ♪
416
00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,251
♪ From the big and the small ♪
417
00:19:01,335 --> 00:19:03,001
♪ I'm like J. Brown
Getting involved ♪
418
00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:05,293
♪ And when I'm letting off a
Round don't get in the cross ♪
419
00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:07,626
♪ Have your preacher man talking
Low getting his cross ♪
420
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:10,168
♪ Tell the wild card boy
Not to get off their horse ♪
421
00:19:10,251 --> 00:19:12,668
♪ Before they find out the town
Law is strictly enforced ♪
422
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,168
♪ It's a real bad way to
Get your name in the source ♪
423
00:19:15,251 --> 00:19:16,876
♪ Test the limits
of a dangerous force ♪
424
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,751
♪ You ended up dumb
famous and gone ♪
425
00:19:18,835 --> 00:19:20,335
♪ Your people shouting out
Your name in their song ♪
426
00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:22,460
♪ Pouring liquor on the day
you was born ♪
427
00:19:22,543 --> 00:19:24,126
♪ Buying paint to put your
Face on the wall ♪
428
00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:25,335
♪ Come on fall back ♪
429
00:19:25,418 --> 00:19:27,751
♪ It's no need for all that
It's all good ♪
430
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:30,168
♪ We all here going all out ♪
431
00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:32,335
♪ All live all day listen
When the song say ♪
432
00:19:32,418 --> 00:19:34,793
♪ Don't push me
'cause I'm close ♪
433
00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:36,793
♪ To the streets to the beats ♪
434
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,126
♪ The bitches the niggas
The women the children ♪
435
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,251
♪ The workers the killers
The addicts the dealers ♪
436
00:19:40,335 --> 00:19:42,168
♪ The quiet the livest
The realest and that's close ♪
437
00:19:42,251 --> 00:19:44,335
♪ Don't push me
'cause I'm close ♪
438
00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:46,335
♪ To the edge back,
middle and front ♪
439
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,335
♪ Strong back shit
lifting it up ♪
440
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:49,626
♪ From the big and the small ♪
441
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,251
♪ I'm like J. Brown
getting involved ♪
442
00:19:51,335 --> 00:19:52,710
♪ Now get yours ♪
443
00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:54,751
♪ Bang it bang it boom bang,
Diggy boom boom ♪
444
00:19:54,835 --> 00:19:56,460
♪ Bang it bang it
Boom bang diggy boom ♪
445
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,126
My man, Meek, hooked this up.
446
00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,376
Yeah.
447
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,751
It's the bomb.
It's pretty hot, right?
448
00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:02,376
Yeah.
Now get close.
449
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:05,918
♪ Bang it bang it boom
Bang diggy boom boom ♪
450
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:07,168
Good.
451
00:20:07,876 --> 00:20:09,001
Yeah.
452
00:20:09,085 --> 00:20:09,960
Yeah, right?
453
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,626
-Yeah, Mos Def.
-[applause]
454
00:20:15,168 --> 00:20:16,501
Mos Def.
455
00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:20,710
I'd like to thank my guests,
Mos Def, Guillermo Diaz,
456
00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,876
everybody that
helped me out this week.
457
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,043
I gotta say that he--
458
00:20:24,126 --> 00:20:25,418
Yo, Chappelle!
459
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:26,960
Yo, wrap it up, "B"!
460
00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,585
That's it,
you're done, man!
461
00:20:28,668 --> 00:20:30,710
Wrap it up, "B"!
462
00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:33,001
You're done, wrap it up!
Right.
463
00:20:33,835 --> 00:20:35,001
We'll see you next week!
464
00:20:35,085 --> 00:20:38,085
[cheers and applause]
465
00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:47,918
I'm rich, biatch!
466
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:48,918
[horn honking]
467
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:50,168
Hi, thank you!
468
00:20:57,085 --> 00:20:58,710
Peanut butter
and crack sandwich!
469
00:21:04,043 --> 00:21:05,085
Oh!
Get out the way!
470
00:21:05,918 --> 00:21:06,710
Go on, go on!
471
00:21:07,085 --> 00:21:08,210
Ow!
472
00:21:08,085 --> 00:21:09,293
[Dave Chappelle]
Lick your fingers.
473
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:17,501
Crack!
474
00:21:19,418 --> 00:21:23,168
Drugs and alcohol
have ruined my life!