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♪ Woo-hoo hoo ♪
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♪ Woo-hoo ♪
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Let's start the show.
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♪ Dave ♪
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♪ Dave Chappelle's
A funny guy... ♪
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[tires screeching]
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What the fuck are you doing?
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You gotta get outta my car.
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I'm serious!
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[tires squealing]
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That crazy dancin'
makin' my penis soft.
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[audience laughing]
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[hip-hop music]
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Now, that is what I call
dancin'!
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You should've seen the girl
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that was sittin' in there
before you, whoo!
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Oh, snap,
there she go right there!
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Ugh!
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[Dave laughs]
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Oh, I'm gettin' ready
to crash, girl, hold up.
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Whoo!
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[announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen,
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Dave Chappelle!
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[cheers and applause]
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh, man, no.
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Welcome to this thing that
we call Chappelle's Show.
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This is the very first episode,
I finally got my own show.
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And, I mean, I'm serious.
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When I say this is my show,
this is my show.
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I can show y'all
whatever I want.
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As a matter of fact, I'll show
you a little bleeper--blooper.
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It's a bleeper
of a blooper, though.
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Here, show that last Mitsubishi
clip real quick.
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[hip-hop music]
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[laughter and applause]
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Whoo!
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Oh!
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You gotta see that again
in slow motion.
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Look at my face when
I see her titty pop out.
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Play it again,
play it again!
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[laughter and applause]
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You know the worst
part about that?
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I felt guilty,
like I did that with my mind.
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'Cause the whole time
she was dancin',
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I was like, "Come on, titty,
come on, titty!"
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Well, this is it,
this is the first episode.
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Y'all ready,
some sketch comedy,
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y'all ready to see some
sketches, some skits?
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[cheers and applause]
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Y'know, this first piece,
actually
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is dedicated to a copy place
that I frequent.
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And the reason
I'm talking about them
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is because their service sucks.
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Well, I have obtained a copy
of their training video.
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Go ahead, America,
take a look at my new exposé.
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[female announcer]
This is the official 2002
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Popcopy employee training film
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with your host, Ralph Henderson.
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Hello, I'm Ralph Henderson.
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And if you're watching
this video,
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that means you've
just been hired to work here
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at "Popular copy".
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Me and my friends
are gonna show you the basics
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of what it's like to work here.
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You guys ready?
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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Great.
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First of all,
never show up on time,
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and if a supervisor happens
to ask you where you were,
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your response should
sound something like this.
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Manuel, why were you late?
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Man, I got here when I could!
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Shit, you're not
my fucking moms!
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[Chuckles]
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Perfect!
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Occasionally,
you may get snagged
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by one of these customer people.
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Just remember,
your job is to frustrate them
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and make them feel unwanted.
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If you can, wrap up a story
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that will make them feel
uncomfortable.
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For instance...
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You understand what
I'm saying, right?
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I mean, you know my reputation
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and I don't give a fuck,
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I'll go to Rikers
for three or four years
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just to prove my point,
I don't play that shit.
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Can I help you?
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Or...
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Hell, yeah, I suck toes!
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Good afternoon,
welcome to Popcopy ,
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can I help you?
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Or...
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[man] What's wrong?
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My butt is itchin' like crazy,
and I took a shower.
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Can I help you?
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If a customer
has a computer disk,
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then look at it and tell them
it's the wrong format.
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If they use Apple,
tell them we're P.C.
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If they use P.C., tell them
we're Apple.
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And if they got both,
then tell them we use Linux.
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And if they got that, tell them
the computers are down.
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They should be, anyhow.
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You see, the whole system
actually went down.
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It's gonna be shut down
for a couple hours.
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Hours?
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It happens.
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The whole system?
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But this is a big place,
how can--
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Listen, sister,
I gotta go take a shit.
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I don't believe he said that!
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Should a customer get all uppity
and ask to speak to a manager,
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then tell them, "Guess what?
I am the manager."
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I wanna see the manager.
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No, see,
I am the manager.
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-You are the manager?
-That's right, my friend.
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I'm the only manager here.
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Unless you want to talk
to the Popcopy President
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and I don't know him,
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you might could help me
out with that.
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I mean, really
get in their face about it.
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I wanna see your manager!
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Guess what, nigga?
I am your manager, what's up?
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You're the manager?!
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That's right,
how may I help you?
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You done, that's it.
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Your job is done, nigga,
get out!
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I'll see you later--
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What are you talking about?!
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Y'know, a lot of people ask,
"Why?"
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"Why treat the customer
this way?"
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Why?
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'Cause fuck 'em, that's why.
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Bathroom upkeep is important
to us here at Popcopy .
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Be sure to spray chocolate sauce
on the wall near the toilet
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to give the appearance
of errant feces.
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This will ensure that any
customer who uses our restroom
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will never, ever return
to one of our stores.
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We ask that you sign a sheet
to verify this gets done
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once an hour, 24 times a day.
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Uh-oh, Tony,
you missed a spot.
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Whoa...
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Now that looks poopy.
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I hope you found
this tape informative.
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And should you ever
doubt yourself
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and consider treating
a customer with respect,
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just remember this:
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You graduated from grade school,
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and you don't have to
take shit from anyone.
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Welcome to the Popcopy family,
and congratulations.
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Whoop his ass,
whoop his ass!
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Whoop his ass!
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♪ Popcopy ♪
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[cheering]
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All right, we're gonna take
a quick commercial break,
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and I will be back
after these messages.
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[cheers and applause]
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It's not HBO...
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[upbeat music]
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It's just regular-ass T.V.
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[cheers and applause]
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All right, now, look,
a lot of people
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might not know this about me,
watching me on T.V. or whatever
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but I'm gonna tell you
something.
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I am a huge fan
of the hip-hop music.
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And I see a lot of things
in the media
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bashing these brothers,
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saying that they're
materialistic
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and they objectify women,
and I don't appreciate that.
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'Cause it's not like women
were objectified
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when hip-hop came out.
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We've been objectifying women
for centuries.
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I'm tired of hip-hop
takin' the rap.
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So I did my research,
I did my homework, America.
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I have went into
the B.E.T. libraries
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and found footage
from early in this century,
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as early as 1930,
some stuff from the '50s,
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of people objectifying women,
and I'll show it to you tonight
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as proof positive
that it happened before hip-hop.
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Take a look at your beloved
Nat "King" Cole.
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♪ The first Noel
the angels did say ♪
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♪ Was for certain
poor shepherds ♪
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♪ In fields as they lay ♪
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Thank you all for coming,
another year.
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And to you and yours,
a Merry Christmas.
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That's an excellent year.
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And as for you, my dear...
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happy holidays,
you triflin' bitch!
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Oh, yeah, take that, girl.
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♪ Rub it in your breasts
And on your vagina ♪
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♪ Yes, yes, I am horny,
That's sexy T.V... ♪
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King Cole records comin' at you.
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We sip only the best Dom P.,
because I'm smooth like that.
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Peace, you punk bitches.
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Come back next year when I puts
a little eggnog in your face.
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[cheers and applause]
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All right, y'all,
we'll be right back,
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we're gonna take a quick
commercial break.
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Sit tight for more
of this Chappelle's Show.
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But you still said,
not five minutes ago,
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that you were afraid I was gonna
end up looking like my mother.
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-I didn't say that!
-Yes, you did!
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-No, that's not what I said!
-Yes, you did!
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Tired of this happening to you?
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Are you sick of your
friends and family
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getting everything
you say all mixed up?
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Well, help has arrived.
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Don't call me a liar.
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I didn't say that!
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-Oh, no?
-No!
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Read back five minutes ago.
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Janice: "What are you saying,
Brian?"
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Brian: "I am afraid,
I just feel like someday
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you might look like
your mom, maybe."
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Should I read more?
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Oh, no, that's fine,
thank you.
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In your face.
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I'm gonna go masturbate,
home stenographer.
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Wanna write that down?
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The home stenographer.
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Now, for a small, one-time fee
plus minor upkeep,
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you can have your very own
permanent record keeper,
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right in your house.
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With the home stenographer,
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you'll turn any room
into a courtroom.
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Read back when that babysitter
told the kids to go to bed.
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Young woman:
"All right you little brats,
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go to sleep,
my boyfriend's here,
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we're gonna have us
a sex session."
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Kids:
"We don't want to go to bed."
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Young woman: "Well, you can
watch if you want,
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just keep it down."
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To the boyfriend:
"Drop your pants, big man."
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Well, she's never coming back.
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Thanks, home stenographer.
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Dude, no matter how drunk I was,
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why would I say that I would
make out with Matt Damon?
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I don't know, man,
you said it, though.
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There's no way.
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Read it back to him.
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And now, for those on the go,
the travel stenographer.
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backpack sold separately.
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"I guess, if it came down to it,
I would bang Ben Affleck."
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Oh, my God!
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I knew it was
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♪ Chappelle's Show,
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Good Lord, we're back,
welcome to Chappelle's Show,
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I still haven't been
cancelled yet,
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but I'm working on it.
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And I think this next piece
might be the one to do it.
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This is probably
the wildest thing
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I've ever done in my career,
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and I showed it
to a black friend of mine.
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He looked at me like I had
set black people back
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with a comedy sketch.
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Sorry.
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[audience laughing]
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Just roll--
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[music]
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For the last 15 years,
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a man named Clayton Bigsby
has been the leading voice
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of the White-Supremacist
Movement in America.
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Though not sold
in any major bookstores,
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his books "Dump truck",
"Nigger stain",
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"I smell nigger"
and "Nigger book"
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have sold over 600,000 copies
combined.
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Despite his popularity,
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very few have ever seen him
due to his reclusiveness.
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But in an effort to bring
his message to a wider audience,
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he agreed to give his first
public interview ever...
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to " Frontline ".
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But, getting to Mr. Bigsby
was an odyssey in itself,
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riddled with back-country
hollows,
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shifty go-betweens
and palpable danger.
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Excuse me.
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Not sure
we're in the right place.
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We're looking for
Clayton Bigsby.
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Well, look no further, fella,
you found him.
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Uh, Clayton Bigsby, the author?
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What, you don't think
I can write them books?
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Just 'cause I'm blind
don't mean I'm dumb.
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[host] How could this
have happened?
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A black-white supremacist?
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Our search for answers
led us here,
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to the "Wexler
home for the blind",
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where Mr. Bigsby spent the first
19 years of his life.
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Bridgett Wexler
is the home's headmistress.
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Well, he was the only nigra
we'd ever had around here,
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so we figured we'd make it
easier on Clayton
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by just telling him
and all the other blind kids
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that he was white.
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And he never questioned it?
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Why would he?
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You've written four books now?
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I've written six books,
they've published four.
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What would you say
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is the overall message
of your books?
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Sir, my message is simple.
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Niggers, Jews, Homosexuals,
Mexicans, Arabs,
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and all kinds of
different chinks stink,
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and I hate them!
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Ii noticed you referred to n--
African-Americans.
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What exactly is your problem?
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How much time you got, buddy?
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Where would I start?
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Well, first of all,
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they're lazy,
good-for-nothing tricksters,
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crack-smoking swindlers,
big-butt havin',
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wide nose breathin'
all the white man's air.
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They eat up all the chicken,
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they think they're
the best dancers,
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and they stink!
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Did I mention that before?
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Yes, I believe you did, sir.
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Matter of fact,
my friend Jasper told me
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one of them coons
came by his house
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to pick his sister up
for a date.
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He said, "Look here, nigger,
that there's my girl.
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Anyone have sex with my sister,
it's gonna be me!"
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You've never left
this property,
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Have you, Mr. Bigsby?
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No, sir,
not in many years.
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What if I were to tell you
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that you are
an African-American?
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Sir!
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Listen, I'm gonna
make this clear.
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I am in no way, shape, or form
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involved in any niggerdom,
you understand?!
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Yes, sir, but--
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But nothing!
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have a book signing to go to.
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Why don't you bring
your media cameras over there
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if you wanna see
some real truth?!
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Prudence!
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Prudence, have Jasper
load the truck?
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[host] And Clayton Bigsby,
black white supremacist,
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ventured out
into an unsuspecting world.
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Sir, you're a friend.
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Why not tell him he's
African-American?
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Listen, man,
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he's too important
to the movement.
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If I tell him he's black,
he'd probably kill hisself
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just so there'd be one less
nigger around.
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His commitment is that deep.
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I'm overwhelmed
by the irony.
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[banging]
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Uh-oh.
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[man] What, you lost, boy?
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[man] Move on, move on.
Come on, boy,
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we don't like your kind
around here!
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you better get out of here 'fore
something bad happens. [laughs]
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That's right,
that's right!
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Tell that nigger!
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Beat it, you sorry nigger!
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Come on, Clayton,
we gotta go.
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Oh, Jasper, there's
a nigger around here.
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That damn monkey was
beatin' my hood!
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White power!
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Nigger--
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[host] The confusion
did not end there.
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[hip-hop music]
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Hey, why don't you jungle
bunnies turn that music down?!
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Nigras make me sick!
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00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:56,043
Woogie-boogie, nigger!
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Woogie-boogie!
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Did he just call us "Niggers"?
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Awesome!
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[host] The anticipation
was at a fever pitch
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as we arrived at
Mr. Bigsby's book signing.
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This is the man who should be
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the next President
of the United States!
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[cheering]
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All right, Jasper,
time to show these people
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what white power's all about.
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You better put your hood on,
Clayton,
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-Alright.
-Might wanna hide your identity.
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It'd be safer,
in case some radical
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ain't sympathetic to the cause
and wants to shoot you.
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00:17:27,251 --> 00:17:28,793
That's good thinking, all right.
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I'm gonna put my hood on.
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Here, let me get that.
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[man] Without further ado,
the man
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who made us proud to be white,
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none other than, Clayton Bigsby!
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-[cheers and applause]
-Let's hear it!
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White power!
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00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,751
Everybody, I have
a lot of things to discuss,
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mainly nigras.
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00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:11,126
America's at war
with Al Qaeda,
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00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:14,793
but we're still losing the war
against Al Sharpton!
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[people shouting]
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[host] The Asian community
was a target as well.
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let's talk about Chinese people,
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with their Kung Fu
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and all that silly
"Ching Chang Chong" talk.
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I can't understand you,
go back to your country.
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-white power.
-[people cheering]
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[host] Mr. Bigsby was also
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critical of the entertainment
industry.
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00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:43,251
Don't let the liberal media
tell you how to think and feel.
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If you have hate in your heart,
let it out.
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If you don't like Will & Grace,
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that don't mean there's
something wrong with you.
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00:18:51,376 --> 00:18:53,585
It means there's something
wrong with Will!
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He's a homosexual.
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00:18:57,376 --> 00:18:59,460
[host] Politicians weren't
spared either.
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White power!
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00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:04,210
Colin Powell...
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00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,251
"Cunnilingus" rice.
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00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:10,585
"Cunnilingus" rice
sounds like a Mexican dish,
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00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,043
maybe we should put her on
a plate and send her to Mexico
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so the Mexicans will eat her--
White power.
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00:19:15,835 --> 00:19:17,210
[all] White power!
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00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,501
Just open up your heart
and let that hate out!
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00:19:20,585 --> 00:19:22,126
[cheers and applause]
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00:19:22,918 --> 00:19:25,168
Show us your face,
we wanna see your face!
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00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:28,126
Who said that,
you wanna see my face?
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00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,126
Clayton, go on, brother.
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00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,335
Do you wanna see my face?
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00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:33,876
Don't be afraid, Jasper.
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00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,335
[hollering]
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00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:37,960
We talked about this--
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Don't be afraid,
shine your light!
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00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,001
[laughing and cheering]
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00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:50,793
-[explodes]
-[screaming]
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There is cookie and punch
for us to enjoy,
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00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:58,251
and we can meet,
talk about white brotherhood.
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00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:03,043
Thank y'all for coming,
white power!
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00:20:04,918 --> 00:20:06,918
[host] Mr. Bigsby was not harmed
that night,
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00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:11,126
but irreparable damage has
been done to his reputation
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00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,501
and in many ways to
The White-Power Movement.
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We're told that
in the last few weeks,
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he has accepted the fact
that he is a black man.
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And three days ago,
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he filed for divorce
from his wife.
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When we asked,
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"Why, after 19 years
of marriage?"
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He responded:
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"Because she's a nigger lover."
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I'm Kent Wallace,
good night.
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[man] Funding for "frontline"
provided by
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"The Trent Lott Foundation"
for peace and understanding.
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Loving black people,
one at a time.
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00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:51,876
That's it!
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00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,751
Thanks for coming out,
I'll see you next week.
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00:20:54,835 --> 00:20:57,085
-I'm rich, biatch!
-[horn honks]
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Hi, thank you.
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00:21:04,085 --> 00:21:05,543
White power!
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00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:09,918
That's right, I hate niggers,
but I love skateboards.
468
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:12,418
Bye, niggers, bye-bye!
469
00:21:15,376 --> 00:21:17,835
Oh, okay, y'know what
I'm doing wrong, apparently?
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00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,501
I keep talking to y'all
471
00:21:19,585 --> 00:21:21,168
and I'm supposed to
talk to the T.V. audience.
472
00:21:21,251 --> 00:21:22,418
That's very hard, to ignore
473
00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:25,001
the hundreds of people
in front of me
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00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:28,001
and just pay attention to
the theoretical motherfuckers
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00:21:28,085 --> 00:21:30,585
that may or may not watch
the show for all I know.
476
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:33,126
They might have
already turned it off.
477
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,043
"White power my--
Pssht.
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00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:38,210
That's white power,
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00:21:38,043 --> 00:21:39,335
I have the power
to change the station."