1 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:12,512 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,214 >> START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:21,921 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:32,766 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:39,372 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:40,039 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 7 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:41,074 I'M >> Bill: THANK YOU VERY 8 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:48,715 MUCH, I APPRECIATE IT. 9 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,884 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I 10 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:58,558 APPRECIATE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH 11 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:03,396 FOR COMING. 12 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:04,531 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 13 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:05,598 THANK YOU FOR COMING AND PUTTING 14 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:07,934 ON A BRAVE FACE, PROCESSING WHAT 15 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:10,470 HAPPENED AT THE OSCARS. 16 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:10,737 [LAUGHTER] 17 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,973 I WANT TO SAY TO WILL SMITH, 18 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:14,607 LOOK. 19 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:21,981 I GOT YOUR BACK, STAY STRONG. 20 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:26,986 APRIL FOOLS, YOU'RE A DICK. 21 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:27,454 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 22 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:31,357 YOU'RE ON MY SIDE FOR ONCE. 23 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,559 I'M NOT HERE TO HUMILIATE 24 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:33,293 WILL SMITH, HE GETS ENOUGH OF 25 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:39,466 THAT AT HOME. 26 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:39,732 [LAUGHTER] 27 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:43,002 I WILL SAY THIS, EVERY SINGLE 28 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:46,406 PERSON IN AMERICA, THIS ENTIRE 29 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:48,141 WEEK WAS TALKING ABOUT NOTHING 30 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:49,108 BUT THE SUCKER PUNCH HEARD ROUND 31 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:52,178 THE WORLD. 32 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:53,146 SO THE WHOLE KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME 33 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:54,981 OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THING IT 34 00:01:55,048 --> 00:02:00,353 DIDN'T REALLY WORK OUT. 35 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:00,620 [LAUGHTER] 36 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:01,421 [APPLAUSE] 37 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:04,791 CAN WE AT LEAST SAY THAT? 38 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:05,758 AND THE OSCARS? 39 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:08,595 THERE WAS MORE ACTION IN THE TEN 40 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:09,762 SECONDS THEN THE WHOLE THREE 41 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:16,736 HOURS OF POWER OF THE DOG. 42 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:17,370 [LAUGHTER] 43 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:17,637 [APPLAUSE] 44 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:18,505 WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT THE 45 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:20,006 MOVIE THAT COMES OUT OF THE 46 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,977 OSCARS WITH ALL THE BUZZ WAS 47 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:27,614 G.I. JANE? 48 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:27,947 [LAUGHTER] 49 00:02:28,014 --> 00:02:30,183 [APPLAUSE] 50 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,952 I MUST SAY, COMPARING A WOMAN TO 51 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:34,387 DEMI MOORE LOOKING HER HOTTEST 52 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:35,588 IS NOT EXACTLY THE WORST INSULT 53 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:38,224 I'VE EVER HEARD IN THE WORLD. 54 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:41,394 ALOPECIA, IT'S NOT LEUKEMIA. 55 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,564 IT'S WHEN YOUR HAIR FALLS OUT. 56 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:47,000 APPALACHIA, WHEN YOUR TEETH FALL 57 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,434 OUT. 58 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,036 [LAUGHTER] 59 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:50,303 [APPLAUSE] 60 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:53,172 THERE ARE WORSE THINGS. 61 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:54,807 I'M SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD FOR 62 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:57,510 WILL SMITH DEFENDING THE HONOR 63 00:02:57,577 --> 00:03:00,280 OF THE WOMAN WHO WAS FUCKING 64 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:04,951 AUGUST ALSINA. 65 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:05,752 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 66 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:07,220 THE OTHER THING THAT WAS FISHY 67 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:09,122 ABOUT THIS IS WHEN CHRIS ROCK 68 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:10,557 TOLD THE JOKE YOU CUT TO 69 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:11,591 WILL SMITH AND HE'S LAUGHING AT 70 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:13,393 THE JOKE, THEN HE SEES THAT HIS 71 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:19,132 WIFE IS GIVING HIM THE STINK EY 72 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:19,399 STINK EYE. 73 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:24,070 I BLAME TOXIC FEMININITY, I DO. 74 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:24,337 [LAUGHTER] 75 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:27,974 [APPLAUSE] 76 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:28,841 NOW OF COURSE THERE'S A 77 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:30,577 CONTROVERSY ON TOP OF THE 78 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,211 CONTROVERSY BECAUSE THE ACADEMY 79 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:34,414 SAYS THEY ASKED WILL AFTER THAT 80 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,616 TO LEAVE AND HE REFUSED AND GOT 81 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:40,853 INTO A SHOVING MATCH WITH LIZA 82 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,357 MINNELLI. 83 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:44,624 [LAUGHTER] 84 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:44,891 [APPLAUSE] 85 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:49,596 I DON'T KNOW WHO IS LYING, BUT 86 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:50,597 THE ACADEMY IS GETTING VERY 87 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:51,364 STERN NOW. 88 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,066 THEY SAID FOR NOW ON THEY MAY 89 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:55,568 BAN WILL SMITH FOR EVER COMING 90 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:56,102 BACK TO THE OSCARS AND MY 91 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,037 QUESTION COME OUT AND WHAT IS 92 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:05,511 THE PUNISHMENT? 93 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:05,979 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 94 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:06,846 OTHER THINGS ARE GOING ON IN THE 95 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:10,016 WORLD BUT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT 96 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,185 THAT -- THERE ARE TWO 97 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:14,153 INTERESTING MOVES IN THE MEDIA. 98 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,689 JEN PSAKI IS LEAVING, SHE IS 99 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,958 PRESIDENT BIDEN'S PRESS 100 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:20,393 SPOKESMAN, SHE'S GOING TO JOIN 101 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:21,494 MSNBC, PART OF THEIR COMMITMENT 102 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:25,999 TO DIVERSITY. 103 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:26,265 [LAUGHTER] 104 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:30,303 [APPLAUSE] 105 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:35,041 NOW THEY HAVE A REDHEAD TO! 106 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,976 AND FOX NEWS, GUESS WHO'S 107 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:37,377 JOINING FOX NEWS? 108 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,311 CAITLYN JENNER. 109 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:46,986 NOW THEY WILL HAVE TWO TUCKERS. 110 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:47,987 OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW, 111 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,889 ANDREW YANG AND LAURA COATES ARE 112 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:50,590 HERE, BUT FIRST. 113 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:51,457 SHE'S THE FORMER LEAD CYBER 114 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:52,325 SECURITY REPORTER FOR THE NEW 115 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:53,226 YORK TIMES AND AUTHOR OF "THIS 116 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:54,427 IS HOW THEY TELL ME THE WORLD 117 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:55,395 ENDS: THE CYBERWEAPONS ARMS 118 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:59,198 RACE": NICOLE PERLROTH. 119 00:04:59,265 --> 00:04:59,666 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 120 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:06,706 ♪ ♪ 121 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:09,108 THANK YOU. 122 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:12,745 THAT'S A VERY SCARY TITLE YOU 123 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:13,846 HAVE. 124 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:15,815 I HAVE BEEN CONCERNED AS WE ALL 125 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:17,150 HAVE ABOUT CYBER WAR AND I THINK 126 00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:18,551 PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IT LIKE THIS 127 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,720 IS THE COMING WAR BUT IT REALLY 128 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:23,322 IS THE PRESENT WAR, ISN'T IT? 129 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:25,191 IT'S UNDERWAY, HASN'T RUSSIA 130 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:26,392 ALREADY GOTTEN INTO OUR 131 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:28,494 ELECTIONS, GOTTEN INTO OIL 132 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:29,996 FACILITIES? 133 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,965 AND WE HIT THEIR POWER GRID, 134 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:34,500 DIDN'T WE IN 2015? 135 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:37,937 ISN'T THE WAR HAPPENING? 136 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,839 >> WE BASICALLY HAD BEEN IN A 137 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,974 DIGITAL COLD WAR SINCE THE 138 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:42,742 COLD WAR ENDED. 139 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:45,378 LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE COVERED, 140 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,146 I'VE COVERED PACKS OF THE 141 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:48,781 UKRAINE POWER GRID, HACKS OF THE 142 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:49,449 NUCLEAR PLANTS. 143 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:50,983 THEY DIDN'T GET AS FAR AS THE 144 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,185 CONTROLS BUT THEY ARE HEADING 145 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:53,586 FOR THEM. 146 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:55,655 THE QUESTION IS WHAT IS GOING TO 147 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:58,391 BE THE TRIGGER FOR THEM TO PULL 148 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,794 THE ACCESS THEY ALREADY HAVE? 149 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:02,428 ANYBODY WHO'S PAYING ATTENTION 150 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,530 TO CYBERSECURITY RIGHT NOW IS 151 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:06,165 WATCHING WHAT'S HAPPENING IN 152 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:07,567 UKRAINE VERY CLOSELY BECAUSE THE 153 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:12,038 MORE WE TIGHTEN THE SCREWS ON 154 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,773 PUTIN WITH SANCTIONS AND THE BAN 155 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,842 ON OIL AND VODKA, THE MORE 156 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,376 LIKELY IT IS THAT THIS GUY IS 157 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:18,411 GOING TO DO SOMETHING, HE'S NOT 158 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,747 THE TYPE TO SIT BACK AND CHILL 159 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:21,013 ABOUT IT. 160 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,416 >> Bill: 1T OF ALREADY DONE IT 161 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:24,250 BY NOW? 162 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,352 >> THIS IS INTERESTING. 163 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:27,553 SOME CYBERSECURITY EXPERTS 164 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,622 THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO GO FULL 165 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,023 GANGSTER IN THE DAYS LEADING UP 166 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,358 TO THE INVASION. 167 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,560 HE DIDN'T TURN THE POWER OFF BUT 168 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:37,163 THERE ARE SOME PRETTY SERIOUS -- 169 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,865 >> Bill: THE POWER IN UKRAINE, 170 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:40,900 CAN HE DO IT HERE? 171 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:42,401 >> HE CAN. 172 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:43,369 >> Bill: WHAT? 173 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:46,539 HE CAN TURN THE POWER OFF IN 174 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:46,773 AMERICA? 175 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:47,440 >> THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND 176 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,175 SECURITY PUT OUT A SCREEN SHOT A 177 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,043 COUPLE OF YEARS AGO THAT SHOWED 178 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:51,744 RUSSIAN HACKERS WITH THEIR HANDS 179 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:54,647 ON THE CONTROLS OF THE U.S. 180 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:55,114 POWER PLANT. 181 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,550 THEY DIDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER, 182 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:58,551 THE DIDN'T SHUT ANYTHING DOWN. 183 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:01,921 WE KNOW THEY HAVE THE ACCESS. 184 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:03,156 >> Bill: THEY GOT INTO ALL 50 185 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:06,359 STATES ELECTIONS. 186 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:07,693 THEY DIDN'T SEEM TO SCREW WITH 187 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,328 THEM BUT THEY GOT IN. 188 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:09,896 WHAT IS THAT ABOUT? 189 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:12,165 THEY JUST WANT US TO KNOW THEY 190 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:12,965 CAN DO IT? 191 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:14,300 >> WE DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DIDN'T 192 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,435 GO FURTHER, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT 193 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:17,370 WAS JOHN BRENNAN CALLING UP HIS 194 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,772 COUNTERPART AND SAYING DON'T DO 195 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:20,807 THIS, WE'LL RESPOND. 196 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:22,742 WE DON'T KNOW IF THIS WAS 197 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:24,644 TESTING GROUNDS FOR SOME FUTURE 198 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:25,278 INTERFERENCE, WE REALLY DON'T 199 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:27,213 KNOW WHAT THE DEAL WAS WITH THE 200 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:31,284 ELECTION INTERFERENCE. 201 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:31,984 THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO TO ME 202 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,120 FOR ELECTION INTERFERENCE IS AN 203 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:36,856 ATTACK ON THE REGISTRATION WITH 204 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:39,158 A MARKED PEOPLE WHO ARE 205 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,593 REGISTERED AS UNREGISTERED OR 206 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:41,794 DEAD AND THEY SHOW UP TO VOTE 207 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:44,330 AND THEY SAY WE HAVE NO EVIDENCE 208 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:45,531 THAT YOU ARE REGISTERED AND THAT 209 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:46,933 PERSON WALKS OFF AND THERE IS NO 210 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:50,803 TRACE OF ANY INTERFERENCE AT AL 211 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:50,970 ALL. 212 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:52,371 IT'S BASICALLY VOTER 213 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:53,806 DISENFRANCHISEMENT IN DIGITAL 214 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:54,006 FORM. 215 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:55,274 >> Bill: NO FINGERPRINTS ON 216 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:55,441 IT. 217 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:57,210 WHAT ABOUT BANKS? 218 00:07:57,276 --> 00:07:59,912 AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT THAT? 219 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:03,416 THEY COULD GET INTO OUR BANK 220 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:03,683 ACCOUNTS? 221 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:06,919 WHAT IS THE FUTURE GO WITH -- 222 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,087 I'VE HEARD PEOPLE SAY WE WILL 223 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,523 HAVE TOTALLY DIGITAL CURRENCY 224 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,158 SOONER THAN YOU THINK. 225 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,460 DOESN'T THAT MAKE THAT SITUATION 226 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:16,195 WORSE? 227 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,064 >> BANKS I WORRY LESS ABOUT, 228 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:21,133 JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOTTEN 229 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,535 RELIGION ON CYBERSECURITY FOR 230 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:23,369 VERY LONG TIME. 231 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,004 IF SOMEONE WIPED OUT YOUR BANK 232 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,005 ACCOUNT, EVERYONE WOULD FREAK 233 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,273 OUT AND MOVE THEIR MONEY. 234 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,810 THEY HAVE BUILT UP INTELLIGENCE 235 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:32,345 AGENCIES TO TRACK THESE THREATS. 236 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:34,213 I WORRY MORE ABOUT PIPELINES, I 237 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,616 WORRY ABOUT UTILITIES, I WORRY 238 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:37,250 ABOUT WATER TREATMENT FACILITIES 239 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:40,152 THAT DON'T EVEN HAVE AN I.T. GUY 240 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:40,953 ON STAFF. 241 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,155 THAT IS WHERE WE ARE THE MOST 242 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:43,689 VULNERABLE. 243 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:44,957 >> Bill: THEY DO ATTACK 244 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:45,524 INDIVIDUALS. 245 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:48,961 I READ IN YOUR BOOK ABOUT ZERO 246 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,963 DAYS, TELL EVERYBODY WITH ZERO 247 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:51,264 DAYS MEANS. 248 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:56,235 >> A ZERO DAY IS A HOLE IN THE 249 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:57,236 SOFTWARE, IT'S A VULNERABILITY 250 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:58,404 IN THE SOFTWARE, LET'S SAY IT'S 251 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:01,040 YOUR iPHONE. 252 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:02,608 IT'S A VULNERABILITY IN YOUR 253 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:02,942 IOS SOFTWARE. 254 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,177 IF I'M A HACKER AND I FIND THAT 255 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:06,612 VULNERABILITY AND APPLE DOESN'T 256 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,414 KNOW ABOUT IT, THAT'S CALLED A 257 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:08,681 ZERO DAY. 258 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:11,284 IF I CAN WRITE A PROGRAM TO 259 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:12,952 EXPLOIT THAT ZERO DAY TO READ 260 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,353 YOUR TEXT MESSAGES OR TURN ON 261 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:15,488 YOUR CAMERA WITHOUT YOU KNOWING 262 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:17,323 ABOUT IT OR TRACK YOUR LOCATION, 263 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,726 THAT IS A ZERO DAY EXPLOIT. 264 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,929 YOU CAN SEE WHY THAT EXPLOIT I 265 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:23,896 JUST DESCRIBED WOULD HAVE 266 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:24,363 IMMENSE VALUE FOR AN 267 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:27,300 INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. 268 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:27,967 PUTTING AN INVISIBLE ANKLE 269 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,735 BRACELET ON YOU, THERE IS A 270 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:30,870 WHOLE MARKET FOR GOVERNMENTS FOR 271 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:31,804 ZERO DAY EXPLOITS. 272 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:33,439 THE GOING RATE IN THE U.S. LAST 273 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,542 TIME I CHECKED WAS $2.5 MILLION 274 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:37,543 FOR THAT EXPLOIT I JUST 275 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:38,144 DESCRIBED. 276 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:41,247 THE SAUDIS WILL PAY YOU 3.52 MEG 277 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,381 $4 MILLION IF YOU WANT TO SELL 278 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:43,683 IT TO THE SAUDIS. 279 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,451 THIS WHOLE MARKET AROUND THE 280 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,054 SOFTWARE VULNERABILITIES, PEOPLE 281 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,355 DON'T REALIZE FOR YEARS, 282 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,425 GOVERNMENTS HAVE BEEN PURCHASING 283 00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:56,762 THESE NOT SO THEY CAN TELL APPLE 284 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:58,331 ABOUT THEM AND LEAVE THEM MORE 285 00:09:58,397 --> 00:09:59,832 PROTECTED BUT SO THEY CAN 286 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:00,499 EXPLOIT THEM FOR 287 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:02,535 COUNTERINTELLIGENCE AND PLANT 288 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:03,269 THEMSELVES IN A CERTAIN SYSTEM 289 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,370 FOR A RAINY DAY. 290 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,773 THE REASON I CHOSE TO CALL THIS 291 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,875 OUT WAS BECAUSE I WAS SITTING IN 292 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,310 MY PERCH AT "THE NEW YORK TIMES" 293 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:13,679 AND I WAS SEEING ALL OF OUR 294 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:15,881 ADVERSARIES -- WE HAVE A REALLY 295 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,918 SOFT UNDERBELLY WITH CYBER. 296 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,519 THEY CAN DO A LOT OF DAMAGE HERE 297 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:22,288 AND THEY DON'T HAVE TO GO MATCH 298 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,090 US IN TERMS OF OUR MILITARY 299 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:25,958 BUDGETS EMMA THEY CAN DO A LOT 300 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,760 OF DAMAGE TO THE UNITED STATES. 301 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,328 EVEN THE UNITED STATES WAS 302 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,364 LEAVING THESE ZERO DAYS OPEN FOR 303 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:31,998 ITS OPERATIONS. 304 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:34,133 THE REASON I WANTED TO CALL IT 305 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,103 OUT WAS TO SAY CYBERSECURITY IS 306 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:38,337 NOW NATIONAL SECURITY. 307 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:39,672 WE NEED TO START PATCHING THESE 308 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,707 SYSTEMS AND GETTING AMERICANS TO 309 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:44,343 WAKE UP TO HOW VULNERABLE THESE 310 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:45,211 CRITICAL SYSTEMS ARE. 311 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:46,445 >> Bill: ISN'T ONE OF THE 312 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,247 REASONS WHY WE ARE NOT MORE 313 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,149 ALARMED IS BECAUSE IT IS NOT 314 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,050 ALWAYS REPORTED -- THE PEOPLE 315 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,785 WHO GET HACKED DON'T WANT TO 316 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:53,285 REPORT. 317 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:56,889 >> THAT HAS BEEN A BIG ONE. 318 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:57,757 CHINA WAS HACKING OUR 319 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:58,824 INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LEFT AND 320 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:01,260 RIGHT AND NO ONE WANTS TO ADMIT 321 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:01,894 THEIR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY IS 322 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:05,097 SITTING AT SOME CHINESE 323 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,166 STATE-OWNED ENTERPRISE INSTITUTE 324 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:07,466 IN BEIJING. 325 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,734 EVERYONE WAS COVERING THIS UP 326 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,737 FOR A REALLY LONG TIME AND 327 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,039 ACTUALLY WHAT CHANGED WAS WHEN 328 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:13,672 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" WAS HACKED 329 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:16,342 BY CHINA. 330 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,109 AND WE WROTE ABOUT IT AND WE 331 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,179 SAID LISTEN, THIS IS HAPPENING 332 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:23,315 TO EVERY COMPANY IN AMERICA, 333 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,051 EVERY COMPANY IN AMERICA, 334 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:29,155 JOURNALISTS ARE NOW BASICALLY 335 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:31,991 RIPE TARGETS FOR ADVANCED 336 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:32,591 CHINESE, RUSSIAN NATION-STATE 337 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:34,560 HACKERS BUT WE DON'T ACT LIKE 338 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:34,727 IT. 339 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,328 >> Bill: OKAY, WHAT SHOULD WE 340 00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:36,762 DO? 341 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,397 WHAT IS THE OBVIOUS THING THE 342 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:39,031 GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE DOING THAT 343 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,367 IS NOT DOING? 344 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,570 I WOULD GUESS WHEN I READ THE 345 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,838 STATS, HIRE MORE PEOPLE. 346 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:46,338 I KNOW THE DEPARTMENT OF 347 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,607 HOMELAND SECURITY HAS 140,000 348 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:51,010 PEOPLE AND ONLY ABOUT 2500 ARE 349 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:51,544 WORKING ON THIS. 350 00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:54,513 MAY BE MORE PEOPLE WOULD JUST BE 351 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:58,117 STANDING AROUND, LIKE I SEE 352 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,286 PLACES. 353 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,420 THEY SPEND $10 BILLION ON THIS, 354 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:04,323 IT SOUNDS LIKE GIVEN THAT WE 355 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,959 JUST SIGNED A PENTAGON BUDGET 356 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:07,593 FOR 813 BILLION, IT SOUNDS LIKE 357 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,362 A BIT. 358 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,764 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY EQUIPMENT 359 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:12,031 FOR THIS. 360 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,966 I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS TOO 361 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,301 MUCH, NOT ENOUGH, JUST THE RIGHT 362 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,202 AMOUNT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE 363 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:17,603 DOING AND WHAT WE SHOULD BE 364 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,404 DOING, IT'S WHAT YOU ARE HERE TO 365 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,340 TELL ME. 366 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,708 [LAUGHTER] 367 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,310 >> WHAT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND 368 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,212 IS THAT WHEN IT COMES TO 369 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,513 CYBERSECURITY, THE GOVERNMENT IS 370 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,982 NOT IN CHARGE OF MOST OF OUR 371 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,518 CRITICAL SYSTEMS. 372 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,386 85% OF AMERICA'S CRITICAL 373 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,422 INFRASTRUCTURE, WATER, DAMS, 374 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,757 PIPELINES ARE ALL IN PRIVATE 375 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:39,959 SECTOR HANDS AND AFTER SNOWDEN 376 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:41,927 WE HAVE THIS WHOLE DEBATE, 377 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,896 REMEMBER SNOWED IN, IN MOSCOW -- 378 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,097 WE HAD THIS WHOLE DEBATE ABOUT 379 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,299 WHETHER WE WANT TO THE NSA IN 380 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:48,267 DOMESTIC SYSTEMS AND WE ALL 381 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,369 DECIDED WE DIDN'T. 382 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,037 SO THE GOVERNMENT ISN'T SITTING 383 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,206 IN THESE SYSTEMS IN REAL TIME 384 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,709 DEFENDING THEM FROM ADVANCED 385 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,144 NATION-STATE HACKERS. 386 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,145 IT'S BASICALLY PRIVATE COMPANIES 387 00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:01,313 THEMSELVES THAT ARE FORCED TO 388 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,982 DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM THESE 389 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:03,215 THREATS. 390 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,918 ANY TIME THERE HAS BEEN ANY 391 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,119 EFFORTS TO LEGISLATE THOSE 392 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,755 COMPANIES MEET SOME BARE MINIMUM 393 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:10,389 STANDARDS OF CYBERSECURITY 394 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,358 LOBBYISTS HAVE COME IN AND SAID 395 00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:13,659 NO, TOO DIFFICULT, TOO 396 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,528 EXPENSIVE, TOO MUCH REGULATION, 397 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:18,164 WE AREN'T GOING TO PUT UP WITH 398 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:18,397 IT. 399 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:18,764 THE SITUATION -- 400 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,766 >> Bill: WHO IS IT, THIS IS 401 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:21,834 THE REPUBLICANS? 402 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,969 >> SADLY, IT WAS JOHN McCAIN 403 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,539 WHO FILIBUSTERED THAT LAST 404 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:27,973 ATTEMPT AT A BILL. 405 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,608 >> Bill: BECAUSE THEY THINK 406 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:30,376 IT'S TOO MUCH GOVERNMENT 407 00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:30,709 INTERFERENCE? 408 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:34,747 >> IT WAS DIRTY WORD REGULATION. 409 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:35,848 >> Bill: AND THAT'S WHAT 410 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:36,949 HAPPENS WHEN IT TAKES THREE 411 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,018 YEARS TO GET SOLAR HOOKED UP IN 412 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:42,521 YOUR HOUSE. 413 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:43,088 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 414 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,690 REGULATION BECOMES A DIRTY WORD 415 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,157 TO. 416 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,126 THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE DOING 417 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,295 EXPOSING IT BECAUSE THIS IS A 418 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,830 PROBLEM. 419 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:58,137 THANK YOU, LET'S MEET OUR PANEL! 420 00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:58,837 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 421 00:13:58,904 --> 00:13:59,672 HERE THEY ARE! 422 00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:00,606 HE'S THE FOUNDER OF THE NEW 423 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,674 POLITICAL THIRD PARTY, FORWARD, 424 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:02,341 AND AUTHOR OF "FORWARD: NOTES ON 425 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:03,209 THE FUTURE OF OUR DEMOCRACY": 426 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:07,880 ANDREW YANG. 427 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,415 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 428 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:10,282 SHE'S A SENIOR LEGAL ANALYST FOR 429 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,051 CNN AND AUTHOR OF THE 430 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:14,386 BEST-SELLING BOOK "JUST PURSUIT: 431 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:15,254 A BLACK PROSECUTORS FIGHT FOR 432 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:20,359 FAIRNESS": LAURA COATES. 433 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,761 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 434 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:23,262 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 435 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,965 >> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 436 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,166 >> Bill: HI, GUYS. 437 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,168 YOU KNOW WHAT WE ARE GOING TO 438 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,936 TALK ABOUT -- IT HAPPENS ONCE IN 439 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,005 A WHILE THAT THERE IS A NATIONAL 440 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,306 MOMENT, RIGHT? 441 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,207 WHERE THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS 442 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,942 PAYING ATTENTION TO SOMETHING. 443 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,611 IT DOESN'T HAPPEN THAT OFTEN, 444 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:41,280 VERY OFTEN A TRAGEDY, KENNED 445 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:42,581 ASSASSINATION OR 9/11, IT COULD 446 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,350 BE THE O.J. VERDICT -- WE JUST 447 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:49,521 HAD ANOTHER ONE. 448 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:51,156 [LAUGHTER] 449 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,424 IT EXPOSED I THOUGHT A LOT OF 450 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:53,492 ASPECTS OF THIS SOCIETY THAT WE 451 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,894 HAVE THAT ARE NOT TERRIBLY 452 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:56,161 POSITIVE. 453 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,932 TOXIC MASCULINITY, VICTIM 454 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,468 CULTURE, I COULD GO INTO AND I 455 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:03,802 MIGHT. 456 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,004 LIBERAL HYPOCRISY. 457 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,505 I THINK WAS THE BIG LOSER. 458 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,773 WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN 459 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,742 WILL SMITH GOT A STANDING 460 00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,211 OVATION FROM THAT CROWD? 461 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,513 >> I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, COULD 462 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:14,780 YOU? 463 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:15,981 THE IDEA THAT THE FIRST OF 464 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,350 ALL -- I THINK JIM CARREY MADE 465 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,019 THE COMMENT SPINELESS CAME TO 466 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,687 MIND, THERE ARE THE IDEAS THAT 467 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,122 THIS IS WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO 468 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,757 DO, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO STAND WHEN 469 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,191 SOMEBODY WINS AN AWARD, YOU DO 470 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,294 IT AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME AND 471 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,962 THE AMNESIA WAS INSTANTANEOUS. 472 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:30,663 I THOUGHT FIRST OF ALL WHY IS HE 473 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:33,499 EVEN THERE TO BE ABLE TO GET THE 474 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:36,168 AWARD AT THE END OF THE EVENING? 475 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:36,435 NUMBER 1. 476 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,505 [APPLAUSE] 477 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:41,573 I REMEMBER AS A PROSECUTOR, 478 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,608 PROSECUTING QUITE A FEW ASSAULT 479 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,143 AND BATTERY AND THEY DIDN'T 480 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,911 STAND BY TO GO I GOT THE REST OF 481 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,613 MY KIDS SOCCER GAME I HAVE TO 482 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,214 STAY FOR THIS, IT HAPPENED. 483 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:49,515 [LAUGHTER] 484 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,250 THE FACT HE WAS THERE TO BE LIKE 485 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,886 HERE IS MY AWARD WAS SHOCKING 486 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,754 LET ALONE A STANDING OVATION, 487 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:56,121 DOESN'T HAPPEN. 488 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:57,589 >> I THINK A LOT OF IT IS JUST 489 00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:58,924 BECAUSE IT WAS WILL SMITH, IF IT 490 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,125 HAD BEEN ANYONE ELSE THEY ARE 491 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,261 USHERED OUT OF THERE VERY 492 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:02,728 QUICKLY. 493 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,564 I FEEL LIKE IT'S PART OF THE JOB 494 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,599 OF A WORLD-FAMOUS CELEBRITY 495 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:10,135 ATTENDING AN AWARD SHOW IS TO 496 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,637 ABSORB MILD INSULTS DIRECTED AT 497 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:12,738 YOU AND YOURS. 498 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,972 I RAN FOR OFFICE AND PEOPLE SAID 499 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,374 THINGS AROUND ME I DIDN'T LIKE 500 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:18,510 AND I DIDN'T GET UP AND SMACK 501 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:21,313 ANYONE. 502 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,082 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 503 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,852 >> BUT THAT YOU WANT TO? 504 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,188 >> YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, NO ONE 505 00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:29,888 WILL KNOW. 506 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,457 JUST LIKE WE SHOULDN'T KNOW IF 507 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:32,324 WE'LL WANTED TO. 508 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:33,859 >> Bill: IT DOES LOOK LIKE 509 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,294 THOSE PEOPLE, THESE ARE THE VERY 510 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:38,063 PEOPLE WHO ARE ALWAYS TALKING 511 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,331 ABOUT MICRO AGGRESSIONS IN THE 512 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:40,632 WORKPLACE AND HOW YOU SHOULD NOT 513 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,135 HAVE TO FACE AN UNCOMFORTABLE 514 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,270 MOMENT OR PEOPLE SHOULDN'T TOUCH 515 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,271 YOU UNWANTED -- SUDDENLY THEY 516 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:51,744 WERE OKAY WITH THIS. 517 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,512 IT SEEMED TO SHOW BROKEN MORALS, 518 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,713 YOU HAVE NO PRINCIPLES. 519 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,048 WHEN IT'S A STAR THAT YOU LIKE 520 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,384 IN THE SERVICE OF SOME INVASIVE 521 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:01,687 PRINCIPLE OF INTERSECTIONALITY 522 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:02,688 INTERSECTIONALITY -- YOUR WIFE 523 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:03,322 SHOULDN'T BE INSULTED EVEN IN A 524 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:06,291 MILD WAY. 525 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,726 THEN IT'S LIKE TOO BAD. 526 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,328 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE, IT MADE ME 527 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,264 FEEL GOOD, SO I FORGET MY 528 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,365 PRINCIPLES. 529 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,334 >> A PART OF ME IS CONCERNED 530 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,369 THAT WAS THE FIRST MOMENT YOU 531 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:18,003 REALIZE THERE WAS NO PRINCIPLES 532 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:22,708 IN HOLLYWOOD. 533 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,909 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 534 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,844 I KNOW IT'S NOT, BUT THE 535 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:26,412 THRESHOLD IS HIGH. 536 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:27,379 >> Bill: I'M JUST SAYING IT 537 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,515 WAS A BAD NIGHT FOR LIBERAL 538 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:30,482 HYPOCRISY, THEY LOOKED BAD. 539 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,917 HERE'S THE THING, THE OSCARS 540 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,452 WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT, 541 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,822 IT'S NOT FAIR THAT THEY KIND OF 542 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,824 ARE A REPRESENTATION TO A LOT OF 543 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,160 AMERICA OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY. 544 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,095 YOU TALKED ABOUT I READ YOUR 545 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,296 QUOTE ON THE AIR A COUPLE OF 546 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,297 TIMES WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING FOR 547 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,132 PRESIDENT AND HE WOULD START TO 548 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:48,400 TALK TO PEOPLE, SOMETIMES IN A 549 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,102 PLACE WHERE THEY DIDN'T KNOW 550 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,069 MUCH ABOUT YOU AND THEY SEEMED 551 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:51,837 TO LIKE WHAT YOU WERE SAYING AND 552 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,640 THEN YOU WOULD SAY YOU'RE A 553 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:59,778 DEMOCRAT -- IT'S THE TOXIC D. 554 00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:02,114 WHY IS THE D SO TOXIC? 555 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:04,283 BECAUSE THEY LOOK AT THE OSCARS 556 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,552 AND IT REPRESENTS PANDERING, IT 557 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,086 REPRESENTS WE ARE NOT CONNECTED 558 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:12,057 TO EVERYDAY PEOPLE. 559 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,126 EVERY YEAR THE WINNERS, THIS 560 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,328 YEAR IT WAS DISABILITY, GAY, AND 561 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:17,729 RACE, THERE SHOULD BE MOVIES 562 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,498 MADE ABOUT THESE TOPICS, THEY 563 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,467 ARE IMPORTANT TOPICS BUT IT 564 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:25,971 LOOKS LIKE THE OSCARS ONLY TO 565 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:26,338 THOSE TOPICS. 566 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,273 >> I WANT TO GET A SIGH FROM 567 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:31,243 PEOPLE I WOULD GET A RECOIL, 568 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,078 TURN ANOTHER COLOR! 569 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:33,345 [LAUGHTER] 570 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,180 A LOT OF IT IS AROUND THE PLACES 571 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:38,550 I WAS CAMPAIGNING IN IOWA OR 572 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,117 OHIO, THE ASSOCIATE 573 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,787 DEMOCRATIC PARTY WITH THIS KIND 574 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,021 OF INSINCERE MORALIZING THAT 575 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:44,756 CONDESCENDS TO THEM AND I THINK 576 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,892 WHEN YOU DESCRIBED WHAT HAPPENED 577 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,694 TO THE OSCARS AS EXPOSING HOW 578 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,596 SOME RULES SEEM TO APPLY MORE TO 579 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:51,763 SOME FIGURES THAN OTHERS, I 580 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:54,066 THINK THAT'S PART OF THE 581 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:54,967 FRUSTRATION FROM THE FOLKS THAT 582 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:55,734 WERE REACTING TO ME WHEN I WAS 583 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:59,171 ON THE TRAIL. 584 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:00,806 >> Bill: WHAT DO WE MAKE OF 585 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,308 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH VIOLENCE 586 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,343 AND THE WORD OF VIOLENCE? 587 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:07,746 IT'S A COMMON WORD AMONG THE 588 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:08,680 WOKE. 589 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:11,083 THEY SEEM TO HAVE BROADENED THE 590 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:11,383 DEFINITION. 591 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,851 SILENCE IS VIOLENCE AND WORDS 592 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,754 CAN BE VIOLENCE, BUT ACTUAL 593 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:16,255 VIOLENCE? 594 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:20,826 NOT A BIG DEAL. 595 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,362 [LAUGHTER] 596 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:24,263 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 597 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,998 VIOLENCE IS NOT AN ANSWER EXCEPT 598 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:26,732 WHEN I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT, 599 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:30,936 THEN IT'S A GREAT ANSWER. 600 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,337 >> YOUR ASSESSMENT IS PROBABLY 601 00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:33,939 VIOLENT TO THEM RIGHT NOW, THE 602 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,173 IDF TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO 603 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:39,578 SYNTHESIZE IT ALL AND IT'S TRUE. 604 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:40,546 TALKING ABOUT CONVENIENT 605 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:41,213 COMPARTMENTALIZATION, THE IDEA 606 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,982 OF SAYING YOU KNOW WHAT? 607 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,918 I HAVE MY PREFERENCES, I HAVE MY 608 00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:47,085 STANDARDS BUT I WANT TO DO WHAT 609 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:48,687 I WANT TO DO IN THE END AND I 610 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,255 HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO WORK 611 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:51,490 BACKWARDS FROM THE ANSWER THAT I 612 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,559 WANTED AND I'M GOING TO MAKE 613 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,159 EVERYTHING ELSE MAKES SENSE. 614 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,295 YOU SEE THIS IN POLITICS, YOU 615 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,497 SEE THIS WITH ISSUES AROUND 616 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,065 LOBBYING -- THE IDEA OF THINKING 617 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,334 WHY DON'T WE START FROM THE 618 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:03,902 PLACE LIKE WE DO IN THIS 619 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,837 COUNTRY, A NATION OF LAWS AND 620 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,205 WORK FORWARD WHERE WE HAVE THIS 621 00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:12,110 STANDARD AND WE HAVE AT TIMES OF 622 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:12,778 PROBLEMATIC COOKIE-CUTTER 623 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:13,745 APPROACH BUT THE OUTCOME IS 624 00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:15,314 SUPPOSED TO BE YOU ARE TREATED 625 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,683 IN A WAY THAT THE LAWS IT 626 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:18,517 DICTATES. 627 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,285 IT DOESN'T ALWAYS HAPPEN BUT THE 628 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:21,687 IDEA THIS HAPPENED ON SUNDAY 629 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:22,688 THEY WORKED BACKWARDS. 630 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,623 THEY WANT HIM IN THE AUDIENCE TO 631 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,091 RECEIVE THIS PARTICULAR AWARD, 632 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,493 LET'S WORK BACKWARDS TO SEE HOW 633 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,128 THIS CAN MAKE SENSE. 634 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:33,498 IMAGINE A SO-CALLED SEAT FILLER. 635 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,601 THE AVERAGE PERSON -- IMAGINE 636 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,936 LAURA COATES IN THE SEAT. 637 00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,471 I WOULD'VE BEEN WALKED OFF, I'M 638 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:43,241 SORRY, TIME FOR YOU TO GO HOME, 639 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,711 TO BEL AIR. 640 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:47,346 I DON'T LIVE IN BEL AIR BUT THE 641 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,580 IDEA OF WORKING BACKWARDS IS 642 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:49,748 WHAT FRUSTRATES PEOPLE IN 643 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,016 POLITICS, HERE IS THE RESULT WE 644 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,551 WOULD LIKE SO WE ARE GOING TO 645 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,119 MAKE EVERYTHING AND CONTORT 646 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,320 OURSELVES INTO PRETZELS TO MAKE 647 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,089 SENSE, IT'S PROBABLY WHY THEY 648 00:20:57,155 --> 00:20:58,624 WERE RECOILING FROM YOU, WHY 649 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,459 PEOPLE WERE THINKING ABOUT THE 650 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,893 IDEA, I NEED THE WORD VIOLENCE 651 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,995 TO MAKE SENSE FOR WHAT I WANTED 652 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:03,195 TO TO. 653 00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:07,799 >> Bill: SOMEBODY SHOULD GRAB 654 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,935 THAT WORD SEAT FILLER AND USE IT 655 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,003 POLITICALLY, WE ARE JUST SEAT 656 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:12,270 FILLERS IN THIS COUNTRY AND THE 657 00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:15,641 ELITISTS DO THIS -- IT'S KIND OF 658 00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:15,841 TRUE. 659 00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:20,245 COUNTRY OF SEAT FILLERS AND 660 00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:22,748 STARS. 661 00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:27,886 [LAUGHTER] 662 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,588 >> THANK YOU STUDIO AUDIENCE! 663 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:32,024 >> Bill: THESE ARE NOT SEAT 664 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,358 FILLERS. 665 00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:33,825 THESE ARE SEAT STARS. 666 00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:36,662 CAN I ASK ABOUT ALOPECIA? 667 00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:40,132 I MUST ADMIT WHEN I FIRST SAW 668 00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:41,533 THE THING ON TV, I GO TO THE 669 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,336 "VANITY FAIR" PARTY, GREAT 670 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,437 PARTY, I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT 671 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,539 UNTIL THEN. 672 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:48,907 YOU DON'T KNOW SHE HAD ALOPECIA, 673 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,942 I HAD HEARD THIS WORD BUT IT WAS 674 00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:51,777 VAGUE IN MY MIND WHAT IT WAS. 675 00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:54,846 SO I WENT THAT IS A VERY 676 00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:55,514 DIFFERENT THING. 677 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:56,581 THEN I FOUND OUT WHAT IT IS AND 678 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,651 THEN I'M LIKE IT'S NOT THAT 679 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:00,085 DIFFERENT. 680 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:00,352 [LAUGHTER] 681 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,287 IF YOU ARE SO LUCKY IN LIFE AS 682 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:04,589 TO HAVE THAT BE YOUR MEDICAL 683 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:10,829 PROBLEM, JUST SAY THANKS, GOD. 684 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:11,096 [APPLAUSE] 685 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,932 IT'S NOT LIFE-THREATENING, FOR 686 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:18,303 MOST PEOPLE, 80% OF MEN, 50% OF 687 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:19,304 WOMEN, IT'S PART OF AGING. 688 00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:21,740 TRUST ME, I KNOW, IT'S THE 689 00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:22,340 DEGRADATION OF THE FLESH, IT 690 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:25,110 HAPPENS TO ALL OF US. 691 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,745 JUST PUT ON THE FUCKING WIG LIKE 692 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:27,746 EVERYBODY ELSE AT THE OSCARS IF 693 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:31,583 IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH. 694 00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:32,050 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 695 00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:35,153 WE ALL AS WE AGE, WE LOOKED 696 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,888 WORSE AND YOU DO THINGS TO DEAL 697 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:39,324 WITH IT AS BEST YOU CAN. 698 00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:40,926 I GOT MY HAIR DID THIS WEEK, 699 00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:45,430 THAT'S MY THING. 700 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,531 MY HAIR -- 701 00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:49,000 >> WE'RE GETTING PRETTY PERSONAL 702 00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:49,301 HERE, BILL. 703 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,737 >> Bill: MY HAIR WOULD BE 704 00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:52,838 WHITE AND IT WOULD LOOK WORSE ON 705 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:55,073 TV AND PEOPLE WOULD THINK I'M 706 00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,776 OLDER THAN I ALREADY AM WHICH IS 707 00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,978 ALREADY TOO FUCKING OLD FOR 708 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:00,378 TELEVISION. 709 00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:01,880 I WILL DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO, 710 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:06,284 EVERYBODY ELSE DOES, TIMOTHEE 711 00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:08,186 CHALAMET WORE A TUXEDO WITH NO 712 00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:10,455 SHIRT BECAUSE HE CAN GET AWAY 713 00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:14,493 WITH IT. 714 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,060 [APPLAUSE] 715 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,462 I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE JONAH 716 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,898 HILL TRY IT. 717 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,066 WE ALL GOT TO DEAL WITH WHO WE 718 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,101 ARE, AM I WRONG ABOUT THIS? 719 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,704 >> I DON'T KNOW, I WOKE UP LIKE 720 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:29,307 THIS. 721 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:34,112 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 722 00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:35,981 A LITTLE BIT OF CORNSTARCH 723 00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:36,181 HELPS. 724 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,284 I AGREE WITH YOU, WE ALL HAVE TO 725 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:41,653 DO THE THINGS WE HAVE TO DO TO 726 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,055 BE WHERE WE ARE. 727 00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:45,257 HOWEVER, I CAN IMAGINE AT 728 00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:47,225 ONE POINT JUST THINKING ABOUT 729 00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:48,894 BEING IN HOLLYWOOD AS SHE IS, 730 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,129 THE IDEA OF HOW MUCH WE LOOK AT 731 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:53,532 WOMEN AS THEY AGE AS OPPOSED TO 732 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,333 BILL MAHER AGING OR ANDREW YANG 733 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,902 AGING, THERE IS A DIFFERENT 734 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,103 STANDARD FOR WOMEN. 735 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,738 BLACK WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD IN 736 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:00,806 PARTICULAR ABOUT THE IDEA OF HOW 737 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,507 WE ARE EXPECTED -- I'M SAYING IT 738 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:04,843 LIKE WE ARE IN HOLLYWOOD BUT IN 739 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,077 D.C. YOU HAVE TO CONFORM TO 740 00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:07,512 CERTAIN ASPECTS OF IT. 741 00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:08,780 THERE'S PROBABLY A PART OF HER 742 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:12,083 THAT HAS BEEN VERY EMPOWERED BY 743 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:13,652 BEING VOCAL ABOUT HER ALOPECIA, 744 00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:15,020 I'M OWNING IT, I'M SHAVING MY 745 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:15,487 HEAD TO. 746 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:16,888 I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO TAKE 747 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:17,956 THIS BY THE HORNS AND THERE'S 748 00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:19,891 PROBABLY THOSE QUIET MOMENTS 749 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,059 WHERE HE IS SEEING AND HEARING A 750 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,329 MORE PERSONAL ASPECT OF IT. 751 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,731 EITHER WAY, THE IDEA THAT WE CAN 752 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,266 ALL ASSUME THAT EVERYONE WAS 753 00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:29,134 AWARE OF HER CONDITION AT THE 754 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:32,904 TIME THE STATEMENT WAS MADE IS 755 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:37,142 ARROGANCE. 756 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,643 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 757 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:39,444 >> Bill: IT'S A CONDITION LIKE 758 00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:43,315 LIFE IS A CONDITION. 759 00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:44,683 YES, SHIT HAPPENS AS YOU GO DOWN 760 00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:47,452 THE PATH OF LIFE OR KILL 761 00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:48,520 PHYSICALLY IT'S NOT ALL GOING TO 762 00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:49,554 BE ROSES. 763 00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:52,691 IT JUST ISN'T. 764 00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:54,893 ON THE SCALE OF WHAT I NEED TO 765 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,027 WORRY ABOUT OR FEEL SORRY ABOUT, 766 00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:58,463 I CAN'T GET THERE. 767 00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:00,131 >> THIS EPISODE DOES REMIND ME 768 00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:02,868 OF OUR POLITICS WHERE WE HAVE 769 00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:04,436 PERSONALIZED NARRATIVES IN THIS 770 00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:06,104 MORALITY PLAY -- WE ALL KNOW WE 771 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,272 HAVE MANY MORE SERIOUS PROBLEMS 772 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,407 TO DEAL WITH THAN WHATEVER 773 00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:12,711 WILL SMITH DID TO CHRIS ROCK ON 774 00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:13,745 SUNDAY. 775 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:15,881 >> Bill: WHAT A POLITICAL WAY 776 00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:20,352 TO LOOK AT IT, STOP IT. 777 00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:20,886 [LAUGHTER] 778 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:21,152 [APPLAUSE] 779 00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:22,721 >> WHAT I'M SUGGESTING IS WE 780 00:25:22,787 --> 00:25:24,356 KEEP POLITICS THE SAME WAY, WE 781 00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:25,523 TREAT IT LIKE ENTERTAINMENT AND 782 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:26,625 SPORT, THIS PERSON DID THIS AND 783 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,460 ISN'T THIS PERSON A TERRIBLE 784 00:25:28,526 --> 00:25:29,928 PERSON -- THE REAL PROBLEMS 785 00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:31,463 AROUND US ARE GETTING WORSE AND 786 00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:33,064 WORSE AND YOU CAN FEEL THE ANGER 787 00:25:33,131 --> 00:25:35,100 AND FRUSTRATION RISING. 788 00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:36,134 >> Bill: I KNOW ONE OF YOUR 789 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,870 BIG ISSUES THESE DAYS IS WHAT IS 790 00:25:38,937 --> 00:25:41,139 GOING ON WITH MEN AND BOYS IN 791 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:41,740 THIS COUNTRY. 792 00:25:41,806 --> 00:25:43,174 IT'S INTERESTING, JUST IN THIS 793 00:25:43,241 --> 00:25:45,043 SPACE LAST WEEK I WAS DOING A 794 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:51,917 THING AT THE OF THE SHOW ABOUT 795 00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:52,918 ZELENSKYY AND HOW WOMEN IN THIS 796 00:25:52,984 --> 00:25:54,152 COUNTRY ARE SUPERHOT FOR HIM AND 797 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,254 FOR ALL THE TALK ABOUT TOXIC 798 00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:59,457 MASCULINITY WHEN A GUY ACTS IN A 799 00:25:59,524 --> 00:26:00,225 TRADITIONAL MANLY BAD WAY WOMEN 800 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:02,661 SEEM TO LIKE IT AND RIGHT ON 801 00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:06,131 CUE, WILL SMITH SLAPS A GUY AND 802 00:26:06,197 --> 00:26:08,967 56% OF WOMEN WERE ON TEAM 803 00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:11,269 WILL -- MAYBE THAT HAS CHANGED, 804 00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:12,070 THE DAY AFTER THE OSCARS. 805 00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:13,405 THEY LIKED AT! 806 00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:15,006 THEY LIKED IT. 807 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,842 I WOULD SAY THERE WAS A DISPLAY 808 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,010 OF MANLINESS THAT NIGHT BUT IT 809 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:24,516 WAS FROM CHRIS ROCK. 810 00:26:24,582 --> 00:26:29,387 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 811 00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:31,690 I TOLD THIS STORY ON TMZ BUT I 812 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:34,793 WILL TELL IT AGAIN -- AT THE 813 00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:37,796 PARTY I WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE 814 00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:39,030 VERY WELL RESPECTED, I THINK IS 815 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:42,033 A GREAT PERSON. 816 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,702 CELEBRITY, MEMBER OF THE 817 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:44,336 AFRICAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY AND I 818 00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:46,338 WON'T SAY WHO IT WAS BUT 819 00:26:46,404 --> 00:26:47,439 SOMEBODY IN THE CROWD IT MAY 820 00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:49,541 HAVE BEEN ME SAID WHAT WOULD'VE 821 00:26:49,607 --> 00:26:50,742 HAPPENED IF CHRIS HAD HIT HIM 822 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:50,942 BACK? 823 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:53,845 WITHOUT HAVING TO THINK HE SAID 824 00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:54,913 HE COULDN'T, HE HAD THE WHOLE 825 00:26:54,980 --> 00:27:00,885 RACE ON HIS SHOULDERS. 826 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:01,286 [APPLAUSE] 827 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:01,886 I THOUGHT THAT WAS KIND OF A 828 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,522 BRILLIANT ASSESSMENT AND KIND OF 829 00:27:04,589 --> 00:27:09,461 REAL AND SHOWED CHRIS ROCK AS A 830 00:27:09,527 --> 00:27:12,497 GUY WHO CAN THINK ON HIS FEET. 831 00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,466 >> IT'S ALSO A REASON WHY I 832 00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:16,901 THINK WHAT WILL SMITH DID IS ALL 833 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:17,369 THE MORE HOLLYWOOD AND 834 00:27:17,435 --> 00:27:18,870 PROBLEMATIC IN KNOWING CHRIS 835 00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:20,338 ROCK COULDN'T DO ANYTHING BACK. 836 00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:20,972 LET'S PLAY THAT MOMENT BACK IN 837 00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:22,941 OUR MINDS. 838 00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:24,943 YOU'RE GOING TO WALK UP ON 839 00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:26,111 STAGE, NOT STAND THERE AND TELL 840 00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:27,545 ME WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, YOU'RE 841 00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:28,947 GOING TO REALLY SUCKER PUNCH ME 842 00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:31,082 WITH AN OPEN HAND, THEN YOU'RE 843 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,084 GOING TO SCUTTLE BACK TO YOUR 844 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:36,254 SEATS, AND SHOUT AT ME. 845 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,023 IF IT WAS THE REAL WORLD I CAN'T 846 00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:39,290 IMAGINE HOW IT WOULD ACTUALLY GO 847 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:42,127 DOWN BUT I THOUGHT HIS RESTRAIN 848 00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:42,394 RESTRAINT. 849 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:43,795 I GOT TO TELL YOU, I WASN'T PART 850 00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:46,131 OF THAT 56% WHO SAW MANLINESS IN 851 00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:49,300 WHAT WILL SMITH DID TO. 852 00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:52,737 I SEE SEXINESS IN RESTRAINT AND 853 00:27:52,804 --> 00:27:53,438 FORESIGHT, A HUSBAND REALIZING 854 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,140 WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF ME 855 00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:58,076 TAKING THIS ACTION ON OUR ENTIRE 856 00:27:58,143 --> 00:27:58,743 FAMILY >> President Biden: 857 00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,512 THAT IS SEXY AND I AM VERY HOT 858 00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:01,913 FOR THAT TO. 859 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,515 THE IDEA OF TRYING TO COME TO MY 860 00:28:03,581 --> 00:28:05,650 DEFENSE AS YOU POINT OUT, HE 861 00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:06,851 ONLY DID SO. 862 00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:07,819 HE LAUGHED AT FIRST UNTIL HE GOT 863 00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:11,322 THAT WIFE LOOK, HAD THE WHOLE 864 00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:14,826 HEAD TO GO THIS WAY AND THIS IS 865 00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:15,794 MY CUE? 866 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,897 I WILL GO UP AND THAT IS NOT 867 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:19,664 MASCULINE EITHER. 868 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:21,433 >> Bill: THAT ENCAPSULATES 869 00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:22,667 CANCEL CULTURE BECAUSE THAT'S 870 00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:23,101 WHAT HAPPENS. 871 00:28:23,168 --> 00:28:25,070 PEOPLE LAUGH, THEN THEY GO WAIT 872 00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:25,670 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENDED, 873 00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:29,674 THEN THE OVERREACT. 874 00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:33,478 ARE MEN IN CRISIS? 875 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,946 WHEN YOU LOOK AT STATISTICS LIKE 876 00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:37,348 MATH, READING, ADMISSION TO 877 00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:39,751 COLLEGE, WOMEN ARE AHEAD OF MEN. 878 00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:42,287 IN 2019 LAST YEAR WE HAVE 14% 879 00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:43,888 MORE WOMEN RECEIVED BACHELOR 880 00:28:43,955 --> 00:28:44,856 DEGREES. 881 00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:45,857 THERE IS THIS IDEA IN AMERICA IF 882 00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:47,525 YOU DON'T GO TO COLLEGE YOU ARE 883 00:28:47,592 --> 00:28:49,494 DOOMED AND MORE AND MORE MEN 884 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,329 AREN'T AND MORE AND MORE WOMEN 885 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:51,996 ARE. 886 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:54,299 >> THAT TREND HAS ONLY GOTTEN 887 00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:54,833 WORSE. 888 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,302 MEN WERE ONLY 40% OF COLLEGE 889 00:28:57,368 --> 00:28:59,204 STUDENTS IN THIS LAST YEAR AND 890 00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:01,339 IF YOU THINK ABOUT THAT YOU CAN 891 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:02,874 SAY PROGRESS. 892 00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:03,775 THEN YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF 893 00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:05,276 WHAT WILL MILLIONS OF MEN 894 00:29:05,343 --> 00:29:06,911 WITHOUT COLLEGE DEGREES DO FOR A 895 00:29:06,978 --> 00:29:07,145 LIVING? 896 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:08,813 A GENERATION OR TWO AGO AGO YOU 897 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,548 WOULD SAY MAYBE THEY WILL GET A 898 00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:11,583 JOB IN MANUFACTURING. 899 00:29:11,649 --> 00:29:13,451 WE BLASTED AWAY MILLIONS OF 900 00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:14,786 MANUFACTURING JOBS AND THOSE MEN 901 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:16,855 HAVEN'T FOUND STEADY FOOTING 902 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,490 SINCE. 903 00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:19,958 YOU ARE SEEING THEM FALL INTO 904 00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:22,660 INTERNET RABBIT HOLES AND BECOME 905 00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:25,296 ULTRA RIGHT EXTREMISTS. 906 00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:27,065 THERE IS A STUDY THAT SHOWS A 907 00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:28,700 DIRECT CORRELATION BETWEEN 908 00:29:28,766 --> 00:29:30,702 LOSING YOUR JOB AND BECOMING 909 00:29:30,768 --> 00:29:32,470 UNEMPLOYED AND ADOPTING EXTREME 910 00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:33,538 RIGHT WING BELIEFS. 911 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,540 THIS IS HAVING PROFOUND IMPACT 912 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,442 ON OUR POLITICS ON INDIVIDUALS 913 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:40,211 AND OUR SOCIETY IN A WAY THAT 914 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,046 TRANSCENDS THIS INDIVIDUAL 915 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:42,313 SITUATION. 916 00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:44,682 THE CASE I WANT TO MAKE -- 917 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,718 >> Bill: YOU SAY WE ARE 918 00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:47,152 CREATING TRUMP VOTERS. 919 00:29:47,218 --> 00:29:52,657 >> WE 100% ARE. 920 00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:55,059 YOU KNOW I'M A DATA GUY AND 921 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:55,660 UNEMPLOYED MEN VOLUNTEER LESS 922 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:56,594 THAN EMPLOYED MEN EVEN THOUGH 923 00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:57,462 THEY HAVE MORE TIME ON THEIR 924 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:57,862 HANDS. 925 00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,764 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 926 00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:00,965 THEY ARE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, 927 00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:05,069 GAMBLING, DRINKING MORE, ABUSING 928 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:05,370 MORE DRUGS. 929 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:07,672 YOU ARE SEEING THESE SOCIAL ILLS 930 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:10,074 THAT INCLUDE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, 931 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:11,342 CHILD ABUSE, SELF-DESTRUCTION, 932 00:30:11,409 --> 00:30:14,012 THAT IS MANIFESTING IN OUR 933 00:30:14,078 --> 00:30:14,612 POLITICS 100%. 934 00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:17,749 [APPLAUSE] 935 00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:21,486 >> Bill: THIS IS WHAT WE CALL 936 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:22,520 AWARD SEASON OUT HERE. 937 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:24,055 WE JUST HAD THE OSCARS, WE ARE 938 00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:26,691 GOING TO HAVE THE GRAMMYS ON 939 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:27,659 SUNDAY. 940 00:30:27,725 --> 00:30:29,294 I NOTICE FROM THE OSCARS AND A 941 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,395 LOT OF THE AWARDS SHOWS 942 00:30:30,461 --> 00:30:34,098 RECENTLY, THERE'S SORT OF A 943 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:34,666 TWO-TIER SYSTEM. 944 00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:37,435 THE ONES WHO MAKE THE CUT ON TV 945 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,137 AND THE AWARDS THEY GIVE TO 946 00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:40,738 PEOPLE -- YOU WEREN'T GOOD 947 00:30:40,805 --> 00:30:41,372 ENOUGH TO GET ON TV AND THEY 948 00:30:41,439 --> 00:30:45,076 SHOW A LITTLE CLIP OF YOU LIKE 949 00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:46,144 ON THURSDAY WHEN YOU WON YOUR 950 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:48,279 AWARD IN FRONT OF THREE PEOPLE, 951 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,714 IT'S VERY SAD TO. 952 00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:51,649 THE GRAMMYS DO IT ALSO WHILE SO. 953 00:30:51,716 --> 00:30:52,550 THEY HAVE TOO MANY CATEGORIES, 954 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:56,187 THESE ARE REAL CATEGORIES THIS 955 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:58,957 YEAR -- BEST RECORDING PACKAGE. 956 00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:01,359 THEY GIVE AN AWARD TO. 957 00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:04,762 BEST IMPROVISED JAZZ SOLO. 958 00:31:04,829 --> 00:31:09,601 AREN'T THEY ALL? 959 00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:11,736 BEST LINER NOTES, BEST IMMERSIVE 960 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,705 AUDIO ALBUM, THERE ARE OTHER 961 00:31:13,771 --> 00:31:14,472 CATEGORIES EVEN MORE OBSCURE, 962 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:19,043 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME OF 963 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:22,113 THESE? 964 00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:24,716 THERE IS BEST NEW SONG THAT 965 00:31:24,782 --> 00:31:27,752 MAKES BOOMERS GRUMBLE "IS THAT 966 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:29,754 EVEN MUSIC?" 967 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:33,291 IS A CATEGORY. 968 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:33,992 BEST INDEPENDENT REGGAE CD 969 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:39,597 HANDED TO YOU AGAINST YOUR WILL. 970 00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:39,864 [LAUGHTER] 971 00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:40,765 [APPLAUSE] 972 00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:41,666 BEST SPOKEN WORD ALBUM NOT 973 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:45,737 ENTIRELY ABOUT OBAMA. 974 00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:47,972 IT'S ACTUALLY A CATEGORY. 975 00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:48,239 [LAUGHTER] 976 00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:49,674 [APPLAUSE] 977 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:50,675 BEST SKUNK SINGING "CAN'T TOUCH 978 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:56,581 THIS" IN AN ANIMATED FEATURE. 979 00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:56,848 [LAUGHTER] 980 00:31:56,914 --> 00:31:57,749 [APPLAUSE] 981 00:31:57,815 --> 00:31:58,483 MOST SELF-RIGHTEOUS FOLK SONG 982 00:31:58,549 --> 00:31:59,450 THAT ALMOST MAKES YOU WANT TO 983 00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:05,323 VOTE FOR TRUMP. 984 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:07,859 IS AN ACTUAL CATEGORY. 985 00:32:07,925 --> 00:32:08,493 [LAUGHTER] 986 00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:09,627 MOST IRRELEVANT 987 00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:10,361 SINGER-SONGWRITER TO PULL MUSIC 988 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:10,995 FROM SPOTIFY TO PROTEST JOE 989 00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:16,334 ROGAN. 990 00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:16,701 IT'S A CATEGORY. 991 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:17,001 [LAUGHTER] 992 00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:18,236 [APPLAUSE] 993 00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:19,070 BEST DUET WITH AN OLD GUY YOU 994 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:23,141 ASSUMED WAS DEAD. 995 00:32:23,207 --> 00:32:23,408 [LAUGHTER] 996 00:32:23,474 --> 00:32:27,545 [APPLAUSE] 997 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,379 PRODUCER OF THE YEAR, 998 00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:35,153 NON-RAPIST. 999 00:32:35,219 --> 00:32:35,420 [LAUGHTER] 1000 00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:38,022 [APPLAUSE] 1001 00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:38,756 BEST COUNTRY SONG THAT STRONGLY 1002 00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:39,791 INSINUATES IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM 1003 00:32:39,857 --> 00:32:40,858 WITH AMERICA YOU CAN RELOCATE 1004 00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:45,163 ELSEWHERE. 1005 00:32:45,229 --> 00:32:46,631 [LAUGHTER] 1006 00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:47,098 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1007 00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:47,699 BEST JAZZ ALBUM FOR DRIVING 1008 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:53,738 STRAGGLERS OUT OF PARTIES. 1009 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:54,739 [LAUGHTER] 1010 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:55,206 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1011 00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:56,074 BEST BOXED OR SPECIAL LIMITED 1012 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,542 EDITION PACKAGE OF THE SAME OLD 1013 00:32:57,608 --> 00:33:04,148 BEATLES SONGS. 1014 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:09,487 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1015 00:33:09,554 --> 00:33:11,689 SO I HAVE TWO GO LAWYERS HERE, 1016 00:33:11,756 --> 00:33:12,657 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE LAW. 1017 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:13,257 MONDAY THE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE 1018 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:16,494 IS GOING TO VOTE ON 1019 00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:17,128 JUDGE JACKSON AND I THINK THAT 1020 00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:19,630 WILL GO THROUGH THE COMMITTEE. 1021 00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:23,334 THEN IT GOES TO THE FULL SENATE 1022 00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:24,001 WHERE JOSH HAWLEY AND TED CRUZ 1023 00:33:24,068 --> 00:33:25,370 WILL PROVE THERE ARE SUCH THINGS 1024 00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:30,341 AS RACIST BABIES. 1025 00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:30,608 [LAUGHTER] 1026 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,211 [APPLAUSE] 1027 00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:36,180 I JUST WANT TO TALK BROADER 1028 00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:37,582 ABOUT HOW LAWYERS IN THIS 1029 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:38,750 COUNTRY NOW ARE COMING UNDER 1030 00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:41,619 ATTACK BECAUSE THEY ATTACKED -- 1031 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:43,821 I REMEMBER IN THE CAMPAIGN, 1032 00:33:43,888 --> 00:33:44,789 KAMALA HARRIS AND AMY KLOBUCHAR 1033 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:45,390 WHEN THEY WERE RUNNING AGAINST 1034 00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:47,091 YOU IN THAT RACE, WERE ATTACKED 1035 00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:50,595 FOR DOING THEIR JOB AS 1036 00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:52,029 PROSECUTORS. 1037 00:33:52,096 --> 00:33:53,131 YES, IT'S A TOUGH JOB, YOU HAVE 1038 00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:56,601 TO PUT PEOPLE AWAY. 1039 00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,503 THEN JUDGE JACKSON IS ATTACKED 1040 00:33:58,569 --> 00:33:59,704 FOR DEFENDING PEOPLE AT GITMO 1041 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:01,672 BECAUSE HE WAS A PUBLIC 1042 00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:02,907 DEFENDER, IT WASN'T EVEN HER 1043 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:03,641 CHOICE. 1044 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:04,876 THE GOVERNMENT ASSIGNS THIS. 1045 00:34:04,942 --> 00:34:06,944 WE HAVE A PRINCIPAL IN THIS 1046 00:34:07,011 --> 00:34:08,479 COUNTRY, EVERYBODY GETS A 1047 00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:09,447 LAWYER! 1048 00:34:09,514 --> 00:34:10,715 JOHN ADAMS THE SECOND PRESIDENT 1049 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:15,453 OF THE COUNTRY DEFENDED THE 1050 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,021 BRITISH SOLDIERS OF THE BOSTON 1051 00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:19,123 MASSACRE, WE GAVE A HEARING AT 1052 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:19,824 NUREMBERG. 1053 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:20,858 USE TO UNDERSTAND THIS, I FEEL 1054 00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:27,398 LIKE NOW WE ARE FORGETTING IT. 1055 00:34:27,465 --> 00:34:27,732 YOUR THOUGHTS. 1056 00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:27,999 [LAUGHTER] 1057 00:34:28,065 --> 00:34:28,266 [APPLAUSE] 1058 00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:30,034 >> I CAN RELATE TO IT ESPECIALLY 1059 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:31,702 BEING A FORMER FEDERAL 1060 00:34:31,769 --> 00:34:32,403 PROSECUTOR, PEOPLE WERE THROWING 1061 00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:33,237 PARTIES FOR ME WHEN I WALKED 1062 00:34:33,304 --> 00:34:37,708 INTO THE COURTROOM BUT I THINK 1063 00:34:37,775 --> 00:34:38,242 THERE IS A FUNDAMENTAL 1064 00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:38,709 MISCONCEPTION. 1065 00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:40,711 WHEN I WOULD STAND UP THERE AND 1066 00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:41,813 SAY ON BEHALF OF THE PEOPLE OF 1067 00:34:41,879 --> 00:34:44,282 THE UNITED STATES, I KNEW THAT 1068 00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:45,249 INCLUDED THE DEFENDANTS. 1069 00:34:45,316 --> 00:34:47,151 I KNEW THAT BEFORE TRIAL AND 1070 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:49,620 DURING TRIAL I HAD TO HONOR AND 1071 00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:50,154 PROTECT THE RIGHT OF THE 1072 00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:50,421 DEFENDANT. 1073 00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:52,990 SO TO THE JUDGE. 1074 00:34:53,057 --> 00:34:54,225 THE IDEA OF THE SIXTH AMENDMENT, 1075 00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:55,426 ALL OF THESE PRINCIPLES ARE 1076 00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:55,993 THINGS THAT WE KNOW WE ARE 1077 00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:58,830 SUPPOSED TO PROTECT. 1078 00:34:58,896 --> 00:35:00,531 IF YOU'RE TELLING ME THE DEFENSE 1079 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:01,899 COUNSEL WHOSE JOB DURING TRIAL 1080 00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:04,302 AND BEFORE WHOSE JOB IS TO HONOR 1081 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:05,336 AND PROTECT DURING THOSE RIGHTS 1082 00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:09,106 IT'S NOT JUST DEFENSE COUNSEL, 1083 00:35:09,173 --> 00:35:09,774 PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES, IT'S THE 1084 00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:12,910 ENTIRE CURRENT SUPREME COURT. 1085 00:35:12,977 --> 00:35:14,312 WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE UP THE 1086 00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:16,380 CASE INVOLVING BILL COSBY WHO 1087 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:16,881 HAD A SUPREME COURT IN 1088 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:17,715 PENNSYLVANIA SAY YOU HAD TO 1089 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,218 HONOR HIS RIGHTS. 1090 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,620 I GUESS WE ARE ALL SOFT ON CRIME 1091 00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:26,224 WHEN WE ARE PRO-CONSTITUTION. 1092 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:26,691 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1093 00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:29,861 >> Bill: THAT IS INTERESTING. 1094 00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:31,429 >> I THINK WE CAN DISTINGUISH 1095 00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:32,897 BETWEEN A PUBLIC DEFENDER WHO 1096 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:33,931 IDEALLY SHOULD BE DOING EVERY 1097 00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:36,701 THING IN THEIR POWER TO DEFEND 1098 00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:38,269 SOMEONE FROM A PROSECUTOR WHO 1099 00:35:38,336 --> 00:35:39,237 DOES HAVE SOME DISCRETION. 1100 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:40,671 YOU CAN TAKE ISSUE WITH SOME OF 1101 00:35:40,738 --> 00:35:42,874 THE CHOICES THEY MAKE, IT'S A 1102 00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,308 VERY POWERFUL POSITION. 1103 00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:46,010 TO YOUR BROADER POINT I COULDN'T 1104 00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:48,346 AGREE MORE AT THIS POINT AMERICA 1105 00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:49,547 IS SO POLARIZED YOU'RE ON A TEAM 1106 00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:50,848 THAT IF SOMEONE SAYS THIS RULE 1107 00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:51,616 GOES AGAINST YOUR TEEN PEOPLE 1108 00:35:51,682 --> 00:35:53,317 WILL BE LIKE NO I DON'T NEED 1109 00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:53,518 THAT. 1110 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:57,822 YOU HAVE 42% OF DEMOCRATS AND 1111 00:35:57,889 --> 00:35:59,257 REPUBLICANS WHO REGARD THE OTHER 1112 00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:01,025 SIDE IS EVIL AND CORRUPT. 1113 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,894 IF YOU SAY DEFEATING THE BAD 1114 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,195 GUYS MEANS YOU HAVE TO IGNORE 1115 00:36:04,262 --> 00:36:06,397 THIS RULE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 1116 00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:06,797 VERY OPEN TO THAT. 1117 00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:07,832 >> Bill: NOT TO MAKE EVERY 1118 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:12,270 THING ABOUT HOLLYWOOD AND THE 1119 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:13,004 OSCARS BUT A HARVARD PROFESSOR 1120 00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:18,175 NAMED RONALD SULLIVAN, BRILLIANT 1121 00:36:18,242 --> 00:36:20,278 GUY JOINED HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S 1122 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:20,878 DEFENSE TEAM AND HARVARD CAME 1123 00:36:20,945 --> 00:36:25,283 AFTER HIM. 1124 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:26,517 AGAIN, YES, HARVEY WEINSTEIN, 1125 00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:28,686 BAD GUY -- EVERYBODY GETS A 1126 00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:28,920 LAWYER. 1127 00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:30,421 >> IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION, 1128 00:36:30,488 --> 00:36:31,889 EVERYONE GETS A LAWYER, BEING 1129 00:36:31,956 --> 00:36:33,090 THAT LAWYER SHOULDN'T MEAN YOU 1130 00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:34,292 GET ROCKS THROWN AT YOU. 1131 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:35,693 IT MEANS YOU'RE STEPPING UP TO 1132 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,995 DO SOMETHING THAT WE ALL WOULD 1133 00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:39,730 DESERVE IF WE WERE IN THAT 1134 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:40,031 POSITION. 1135 00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:41,832 >> HARVEY WEINSTEIN ALSO KEPT 1136 00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:44,068 HIS OSCAR SO KEEP THAT IN MIND 1137 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:44,835 WHEN THEY DECIDE ABOUT 1138 00:36:44,902 --> 00:36:47,438 WILL SMITH. 1139 00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:50,708 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1140 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:51,208 [LAUGHTER] 1141 00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:52,076 >> Bill: RIGHT, THAT OSCAR IS 1142 00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:55,112 FOR LIFE. 1143 00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:56,314 EVERYTHING ELSE IS ON THE TABLE 1144 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:56,914 BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY 1145 00:36:56,981 --> 00:37:04,188 SOMEBODY'S OSCAR. 1146 00:37:04,255 --> 00:37:06,190 I MENTIONED AT THE BEGINNING, WE 1147 00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:10,928 USED TO HAVE IN JOHN ADAMS DAY 1148 00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:12,830 DIFFERENT NEWSPAPERS FOR 1149 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:13,297 DIFFERENT PARTIES. 1150 00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:15,333 THEY ACTUALLY HAD THEIR OWN 1151 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:15,967 NEWSPAPER, THOMAS JEFFERSON HAD 1152 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:19,470 A NEWSPAPER AND I FEEL LIKE -- 1153 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:21,272 >> WE ARE THERE NOW. 1154 00:37:21,339 --> 00:37:22,073 >> Bill: HERE IS WHAT BROUGHT 1155 00:37:22,139 --> 00:37:24,909 IT HOME TO ME THIS WEEK, 1156 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:25,576 "THE NEW YORK POST" -- I 1157 00:37:25,643 --> 00:37:28,512 REMEMBER READING THIS -- 1158 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:29,046 "THE NEW YORK POST" CAME 1159 00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:30,581 ACROSS -- HOW WE CAME ACROSS WE 1160 00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:33,985 NEED TO GET INTO BECAUSE IT IS 1161 00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:36,053 RELEVANT -- HUNTER BIDEN'S 1162 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,855 COMPUTER WHICH HE LEFT AT A 1163 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:38,656 COMPUTER REPAIR STORE, I DIDN'T 1164 00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:42,426 KNOW THEY EXISTED TO. 1165 00:37:42,493 --> 00:37:42,693 [LAUGHTER] 1166 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,494 AND IF ANYONE SHOULD NOT LEAVE 1167 00:37:43,561 --> 00:37:46,731 HIS COMPUTER WITH OTHER PEOPLE 1168 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:50,267 IT WOULD BE HUNTER BIDEN. 1169 00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:52,236 JUST FOR THE PERSONAL STUFF. 1170 00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:54,839 THAT IT ALSO HAD STUFF ABOUT 1171 00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:57,108 HOW -- COME ON, HE'S A NE'ER DO 1172 00:37:57,174 --> 00:38:01,078 WELL, I'M BUT YOU ARE. 1173 00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:01,779 YOU MADE A LIVING BEING A 1174 00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:03,614 NE'ER-DO-WELL WHO WAS TAKING 1175 00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:05,449 MONEY JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE THE 1176 00:38:05,516 --> 00:38:08,252 VICE PRESIDENT'S SON AND YOU HAD 1177 00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:11,322 INFLUENCE, $8 MILLION FROM THE 1178 00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:14,592 CHINESE ENERGY COMPANIES TO SIT 1179 00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:17,828 ON THE BOARD AND CONSULT. 1180 00:38:17,895 --> 00:38:19,697 THAT WAS HIS PASSION IN LIFE. 1181 00:38:19,764 --> 00:38:19,964 [LAUGHTER] 1182 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:24,101 ENERGY EXPLORATION. 1183 00:38:24,168 --> 00:38:26,504 HOOKER EXPLORATION WAS HIS 1184 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:27,938 PASSION. 1185 00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:28,706 [LAUGHTER] 1186 00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:29,540 "THE NEW YORK POST" GOT A HOLD 1187 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:32,410 OF WHAT WAS IN THE COMPUTER AND 1188 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:34,545 "THE NEW YORK POST" IS A 1189 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:36,414 REPUBLICAN PAPER. 1190 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,248 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" AND 1191 00:38:37,314 --> 00:38:38,182 "THE WASHINGTON POST" OF THE 1192 00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:39,884 DEMOCRAT PAPER AND THAT'S WHERE 1193 00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:40,184 WE ARE AGAIN. 1194 00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:43,521 THE REPUBLICAN PAPER -- TWITTER 1195 00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:46,290 CANCELED THEIR ACCOUNT. 1196 00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:47,224 YOU CAN'T EVEN REPORT ON THIS 1197 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:50,428 STORY AND NOW TO GO YEARS LATER, 1198 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:50,928 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" AND 1199 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:51,529 "WASHINGTON POST" HAVE COME 1200 00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:52,663 AROUND TO SAY ALL RIGHT, THERE 1201 00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:54,765 WAS SOMETHING THERE. 1202 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:56,100 HOW TO COME TO THEM? 1203 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,736 IT CAME TO THEM THROUGH RUDY 1204 00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:00,071 GIULIANI AND STEVE BANNON. 1205 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:01,505 WHEN RUDY GIULIANI SAYS I'VE GOT 1206 00:39:01,572 --> 00:39:02,973 SOME EVIDENCE YOU TAKE THAT WITH 1207 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:08,112 A GIANT THING OF SALT. 1208 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,681 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1209 00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:13,250 IT DIDN'T TAKE TO GO YEARS, IT 1210 00:39:13,317 --> 00:39:14,852 LOOKS LIKE THE LEFT-WING MEDIA 1211 00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:16,220 JUST BURIED THE STORY BECAUSE IT 1212 00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:16,954 WASN'T PART OF THEIR NARRATIVE 1213 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:17,521 AND THAT'S WHY PEOPLE DON'T 1214 00:39:17,588 --> 00:39:19,790 TRUST THE MEDIA. 1215 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:23,060 >> IF YOU LOOK AT THE TRUST IN 1216 00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:24,795 MEDIA, TODAY IT FALLS VERY 1217 00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,330 SHARPLY ALONG PARTY LINES. 1218 00:39:26,397 --> 00:39:28,566 69% OF DEMOCRATS STILL BELIEVE 1219 00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:30,601 THAT MEDIA WILL REPORT THE NEWS 1220 00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:31,902 OBJECTIVELY, THAT GOES DOWN TO 1221 00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:32,369 15% FOR REPUBLICANS. 1222 00:39:32,436 --> 00:39:35,706 FOR INDEPENDENTS IT'S AT 36%. 1223 00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:37,441 THIS IS PART OF THE EROSION OF 1224 00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,910 INSTITUTIONAL TRUST WHERE ONE 1225 00:39:39,977 --> 00:39:41,545 SIDE FEELS THAT THE MEDIA IS ON 1226 00:39:41,612 --> 00:39:43,681 THEIR SIDE. 1227 00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:45,850 IT DOES SEEM LIKE THIS HUNTER 1228 00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:46,383 BIDEN LAPTOP STORY DID GET 1229 00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:48,018 BURIED BECAUSE OF THE TIMING 1230 00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:50,020 WORKED OUT IT WAS COMING OUT 1231 00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:50,788 DURING THE HEIGHT OF THE 1232 00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:54,125 ELECTION IN 2020 AND THEY DID 1233 00:39:54,191 --> 00:39:56,060 NOT WANT TO BACK OUT THE 1234 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:56,360 MAINSTREAM. 1235 00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:59,997 >> IT CAN ALSO BE ABOUT THE IDEA 1236 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,932 OF ONE, THE PRIORITIES OF THE 1237 00:40:01,999 --> 00:40:02,566 MEDIA HAS ABOUT WHAT STORIES TO 1238 00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:05,469 PUT FORWARD AND IT'S TIED TO 1239 00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:08,472 WHAT IS IN THE NATIONAL 1240 00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:09,874 ZEITGEIST, OTHER TIMES IT IS 1241 00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:10,808 ACCORDING TO WHAT IS ACTUALLY 1242 00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:13,043 THERE TO REPORT ON. 1243 00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:13,677 WHAT IS THE NEW INFORMATION THAT 1244 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:16,380 IS GOING TO BETTER INFORM THE 1245 00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:18,415 POPULATION AND HERE WE ARE IN A 1246 00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:20,484 WORLD WHERE NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE 1247 00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:23,621 DIFFERENT SLANTS FOR DIFFERENT 1248 00:40:23,687 --> 00:40:25,122 MEDIA, BUT YOU HAVE PEOPLE WHO 1249 00:40:25,189 --> 00:40:28,025 WANT THESE SILOS, THEY WANT ECHO 1250 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:28,459 CHAMBERS. 1251 00:40:28,526 --> 00:40:30,194 WE USED TO SAY THINGS LIKE 1252 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,195 PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, NOW IT'S 1253 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:32,663 LIKE WHY ARE YOU PREACHING TO 1254 00:40:32,730 --> 00:40:33,397 THE CHOIR? 1255 00:40:33,464 --> 00:40:34,799 THAT'S ALL I'M HERE FOR TO 1256 00:40:34,865 --> 00:40:35,566 PREACH TO. 1257 00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,802 YOU HAVE TO BALANCE THE IDEA 1258 00:40:37,868 --> 00:40:39,270 THIS IS A CONSUMER DRIVEN 1259 00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:41,438 BUSINESS AS TIMES MORE THAN IT 1260 00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:43,073 CAN BE AN INFORMATION DRIVEN 1261 00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:43,340 BUSINESS. 1262 00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:45,543 IT TELLS A LOT ABOUT WHERE WE 1263 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:45,910 ARE. 1264 00:40:45,976 --> 00:40:47,878 >> YOU KNOW WHAT USED TO BE AN 1265 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:48,846 ANTIDOTE TO THIS IS LOCAL 1266 00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:50,414 NEWSPAPERS BECAUSE THEY TENDED 1267 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:51,816 NOT TO BE VERY PARTISAN. 1268 00:40:51,882 --> 00:40:53,551 YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL 1269 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:58,489 SPORTS IN AN IDEOLOGICAL WAY. 1270 00:40:58,556 --> 00:40:59,657 [LAUGHTER] 1271 00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:01,425 BUT NOW THE LOCAL NEWS BUSINESS 1272 00:41:01,492 --> 00:41:04,395 HAS BEEN DEVASTATED, 2,000 1273 00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:06,363 PAPERS OUT OF EXISTENCE, IF YOU 1274 00:41:06,430 --> 00:41:07,998 WANTED TO RESTORE SOME DEGREE OF 1275 00:41:08,065 --> 00:41:08,766 MODERATION AND FAITH IN 1276 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,367 DEMOCRACY, YOU WOULD INVEST IN 1277 00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:11,569 LOCAL PAPERS AND BRING THEM 1278 00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:14,104 BACK. 1279 00:41:14,171 --> 00:41:20,211 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1280 00:41:20,277 --> 00:41:22,513 >> Bill: YOUR BIG ISSUE WAS 1281 00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:23,414 GUARANTEED INCOME, WASN'T THAT 1282 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,482 WHAT YOU ARE MOST ASSOCIATED 1283 00:41:25,549 --> 00:41:25,916 WITH? 1284 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:26,750 >> PEOPLE STILL STOP ME ON THE 1285 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:30,821 STREET AND SAY WHERE IS MY 1286 00:41:30,888 --> 00:41:31,188 THOUSAND BUCKS? 1287 00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:31,655 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1288 00:41:31,722 --> 00:41:32,489 AND I TOLD HIM THAT'S COMING 1289 00:41:32,556 --> 00:41:37,628 COME I'M STILL WORKING ON IT. 1290 00:41:37,695 --> 00:41:39,029 >> Bill: LET ME ANSWER THE 1291 00:41:39,096 --> 00:41:41,098 QUESTION, ANYBODY LIVE IN WEST 1292 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:41,365 HOLLYWOOD? 1293 00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:45,603 NOBODY FROM WEST HOLLYWOOD. 1294 00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:45,870 [LAUGHTER] 1295 00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:47,805 WEST HOLLYWOOD IS HERE IN L.A., 1296 00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:50,207 I DON'T THINK I'M TALKING OUT OF 1297 00:41:50,274 --> 00:41:51,308 SCHOOL, GAY COMMUNITY. 1298 00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:52,443 THEY HAVE A PILOT PROGRAM, A 1299 00:41:52,509 --> 00:41:53,844 NUMBER OF COMMUNITIES IN THIS 1300 00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:54,712 COUNTRY ARE STARTING PUBLIC 1301 00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:56,680 PROGRAMS BASED ON THIS IDEA THAT 1302 00:41:56,747 --> 00:41:58,716 YOU ARE THE FOREMOST PROPONENT 1303 00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:00,618 OF, GUARANTEED INCOME. 1304 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:03,254 WEST HOLLYWOOD WILL PROVIDE 25 1305 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,688 RANDOMLY SELECTED PEOPLE TO GET 1306 00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:06,924 A THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH OVER 1307 00:42:06,991 --> 00:42:08,492 18 MONTHS AND SEE HOW IT GOES. 1308 00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:11,095 HERE ARE THE QUALIFICATIONS. 1309 00:42:11,161 --> 00:42:13,230 ONE, YOU HAVE TO RESIDE IN WEST 1310 00:42:13,297 --> 00:42:13,497 HOLLYWOOD. 1311 00:42:13,564 --> 00:42:15,065 YOU HAVE TO BE 50 YEARS OLD OR 1312 00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:17,701 OLDER -- I'M NOT SURE WHY THAT 1313 00:42:17,768 --> 00:42:18,235 IS. 1314 00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:25,242 MAKE A $41,400 OR LESS, AND BE 1315 00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:26,043 LGBT. 1316 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:26,977 I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY VERIFY 1317 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:30,414 WHETHER YOU ARE REALLY GAY -- 1318 00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:33,817 THAT WOULD BE MY FIRST QUESTION. 1319 00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:38,355 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1320 00:42:38,422 --> 00:42:43,193 WHAT DO WE THINK OF HAVING THE 1321 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:43,827 QUALIFICATION TO GET MONEY FROM 1322 00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:47,998 THE GOVERNMENT? 1323 00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:52,636 >> I TOOK A LOOK AT THIS, IT'S 1324 00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:53,604 IN TANDEM WITH A NONPROFIT. 1325 00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:54,838 I HAVE A FEELING THERE IS A 1326 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:57,675 PRIVATE DONOR WHO SAID I WANT TO 1327 00:42:57,741 --> 00:42:59,343 FUND AN INTERVENTION FOR THIS 1328 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,011 POPULATION AND THE LOCAL 1329 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:01,578 GOVERNMENT SAID SURE, IT'S 1330 00:43:01,645 --> 00:43:04,682 MOSTLY GOING TO BE PRIVATE 1331 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:05,683 MONEY, IT'S A SMALL PILOT. 1332 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:06,951 I GET THE SENSE IT WAS AN 1333 00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:08,352 INDIVIDUAL'S WISH BECAUSE I 1334 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:09,687 DON'T THINK A GOVERNMENT WOULD 1335 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:12,222 HAVE DEVISED THIS ON ITS OWN. 1336 00:43:12,289 --> 00:43:13,857 WITH THAT SAID TO COME I DON'T 1337 00:43:13,924 --> 00:43:17,261 LIKE THE IDEA OF TAKING 1338 00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:17,861 SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE WOULD 1339 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:19,096 WANT LIKE FOR EXAMPLE A THOUSAND 1340 00:43:19,163 --> 00:43:20,731 BUCKS A MONTH AND SEPARATING IT 1341 00:43:20,798 --> 00:43:21,699 BASED UPON SOME KIND OF 1342 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:23,400 CHARACTERISTIC THAT SOME PEOPLE 1343 00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:24,435 SHARE AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T. 1344 00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:25,436 >> Bill: WHEN I MOVED TO 1345 00:43:25,502 --> 00:43:26,170 LOS ANGELES, THAT'S WHERE I 1346 00:43:26,236 --> 00:43:27,738 MOVED FROM ITS WHERE EVERYBODY 1347 00:43:27,805 --> 00:43:31,575 MOVED AT FIRST, WEST HOLLYWOOD. 1348 00:43:31,642 --> 00:43:33,978 AND I WAS POOR. 1349 00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:36,280 I COULD SEE WHY THIS WOULD HAVE 1350 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,182 BEEN LIKE -- HOW MY GOING TO GET 1351 00:43:38,248 --> 00:43:42,152 THIS MONEY? 1352 00:43:42,219 --> 00:43:42,753 [LAUGHTER] 1353 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:43,220 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1354 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:46,623 >> TELL US MORE ABOUT WHAT WAS 1355 00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:47,057 GOING TO COME NEXT. 1356 00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:49,360 >> Bill: THAT'S ENOUGH. 1357 00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:51,028 [LAUGHTER] 1358 00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:52,997 YOU ARE GREAT, TIME FOR NEW 1359 00:43:53,063 --> 00:43:58,535 RULES, EVERYBODY, NEW RULES. 1360 00:43:58,602 --> 00:43:59,236 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1361 00:43:59,303 --> 00:43:59,870 NEW RULE: HARRY STYLES NEEDS TO 1362 00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:00,504 FIRE HIS STYLIST. 1363 00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:01,505 I GET IT, THE WHOLE "I'M 1364 00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:02,773 CHALLENGING GENDER NORMS" THING. 1365 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:03,841 BUT THIS LOOK DOESN'T SAY, "MY 1366 00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:05,342 IDENTITY IS FLUID," IT SAYS, 1367 00:44:05,409 --> 00:44:06,410 "I'M A SERIAL KILLER WHO WEARS 1368 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:17,221 HIS VICTIM'S CLOTHES." 1369 00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:17,755 [LAUGHTER] 1370 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:18,589 [APPLAUSE] 1371 00:44:18,655 --> 00:44:20,057 NEW RULE: ANNIE ROSE, THE 1372 00:44:20,124 --> 00:44:21,091 ENGLISH DOG THAT HAS BEEN VOTED 1373 00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:23,260 THIS YEAR'S CADBURY EASTER BUNNY 1374 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,362 MUST BE HONEST ABOUT THE 1375 00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:26,196 REALITIES OF SHOW BUSINESS. 1376 00:44:26,263 --> 00:44:27,631 SURE, IT'S A RUSH WHEN YOU TAKE 1377 00:44:27,698 --> 00:44:30,534 HOME THE NIGHT'S BIGGEST PRIZE, 1378 00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:35,706 BUT THEN THE COCAINE WEARS OFF. 1379 00:44:35,773 --> 00:44:41,011 [LAUGHTER] 1380 00:44:41,078 --> 00:44:42,413 AND YOU'RE JUST A MOP OF FUR ON 1381 00:44:42,479 --> 00:44:43,414 THE FLOOR IN A PAIR OF BUNNY 1382 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:44,448 EARS THINKING WHAT AM I SUPPOSED 1383 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:45,816 TO DO WITH ALL THIS CHOCOLATE?? 1384 00:44:45,883 --> 00:44:52,656 I'M A GODDAMN DOG!" 1385 00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:54,525 [LAUGHTER] 1386 00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:55,092 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1387 00:44:55,159 --> 00:44:55,692 NEW RULE: SOMEONE MUST TELL ME 1388 00:44:55,759 --> 00:44:56,293 WHAT'S UP WITH THE NEW MAYTAG 1389 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,161 REPAIRMAN. 1390 00:44:57,227 --> 00:45:02,599 IS HE HUMAN? 1391 00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:03,934 IS HE AN ANDROID FROM THE 1392 00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:05,736 FUTURE? 1393 00:45:05,803 --> 00:45:06,904 DID HE TIME TRAVEL AND KILL THE 1394 00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:11,742 PREVIOUS MAYTAG REPAIRMEN? 1395 00:45:11,809 --> 00:45:12,843 [LAUGHTER] 1396 00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,478 [APPLAUSE] 1397 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,245 IF THAT'S THE DIRECTION THEY'RE 1398 00:45:15,312 --> 00:45:16,013 GOING, THEY SHOULD HIRE ARNOLD 1399 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,714 SCHWARZENEGGER AS THE MAYTAG 1400 00:45:17,781 --> 00:45:24,922 REPAIRMAN. 1401 00:45:24,988 --> 00:45:26,323 ARNOLD'S LIVED THIS ROLE -- WE 1402 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:27,491 ALL REMEMBER THE TIME HE PUT A 1403 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:35,399 LOAD IN THE DISHWASHER. 1404 00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:38,602 [LAUGHTER] 1405 00:45:38,669 --> 00:45:44,041 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1406 00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:47,811 NEW RULE: CHAD KEMPEL, WHO SET A 1407 00:45:47,878 --> 00:45:48,979 GUINNESS WORLD RECORD BY 1408 00:45:49,046 --> 00:45:50,414 COMPLETING A HALF MARATHON IN 2 1409 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:51,548 HOURS, 19 MINUTES WHILE PUSHING 1410 00:45:51,615 --> 00:45:53,917 HIS QUINTUPLETS IN A BABY 1411 00:45:53,984 --> 00:45:54,651 STROLLER, MUST NOT COMPLAIN TO 1412 00:45:54,718 --> 00:45:55,786 HIS WIFE ABOUT HOW HARD THAT 1413 00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:57,921 WAS. 1414 00:45:57,988 --> 00:45:59,389 YOU THINK IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE 1415 00:45:59,456 --> 00:46:01,425 PUSHING FIVE KIDS 13 MILES? 1416 00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:13,203 TRY PUSHING THEM OUT A VAGINA. 1417 00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:15,405 [LAUGHTER] 1418 00:46:15,472 --> 00:46:15,873 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1419 00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:16,507 NEW RULE: COLIN CRAIG-BROWN, THE 1420 00:46:16,573 --> 00:46:17,841 MAN WHO THOUGHT HE'D UNEARTHED 1421 00:46:17,908 --> 00:46:18,976 THE WORLD'S LARGEST POTATO UNTIL 1422 00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:20,310 DNA TESTS PROVED IT WAS ACTUALLY 1423 00:46:20,377 --> 00:46:22,946 THE UNDERGROUND STEM OF A GOURD 1424 00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:26,617 AND NOT A POTATO AT ALL -- HAS 1425 00:46:26,683 --> 00:46:28,452 TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 1426 00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:29,686 FOR ONE VERY BRIEF, SHINING 1427 00:46:29,753 --> 00:46:32,156 MOMENT IN TIME, YOU THOUGHT 1428 00:46:32,222 --> 00:46:41,431 YOU'D FOUND A BIG POTATO. 1429 00:46:41,498 --> 00:46:43,333 [LAUGHTER] 1430 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,868 [APPLAUSE] 1431 00:46:44,935 --> 00:46:45,702 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1432 00:46:45,769 --> 00:46:47,237 THE FOX NEWS EDITORS WHO EACH 1433 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:48,205 WEEK HIGHLIGHT ONE THING I SAY 1434 00:46:48,272 --> 00:46:49,806 ABOUT THE DEMOCRATS THAT FITS 1435 00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:51,175 THEIR NARRATIVE, AND THEN 1436 00:46:51,241 --> 00:46:52,809 COMPLETELY IGNORE ALL THE SHIT I 1437 00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:55,512 SAY ABOUT REPUBLICANS, MIGHT 1438 00:46:55,579 --> 00:46:56,480 WANT TO GO AHEAD AND TURN THE TV 1439 00:46:56,547 --> 00:47:02,019 OFF RIGHT NOW. 1440 00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:07,024 BECAUSE WE'RE NOW ONLY SEVEN 1441 00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:07,491 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1442 00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:08,559 MONTHS AWAY FROM MIDTERM 1443 00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:09,660 ELECTIONS THAT ARE POISED TO 1444 00:47:09,726 --> 00:47:11,094 MAKE THE REPUBLICANS MUCH MORE 1445 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:12,763 POWERFUL, SO ATTENTION MUST BE 1446 00:47:12,829 --> 00:47:14,264 PAID TO WHERE THE REPUBLICAN 1447 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:18,001 PARTY IS RIGHT NOW. 1448 00:47:18,068 --> 00:47:19,036 YOU'D THINK WITH THE LEFT GOING 1449 00:47:19,102 --> 00:47:20,637 A LITTLE LOONY OVER THE PAST FEW 1450 00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:22,272 YEARS, REPUBLICANS WOULD HAVE 1451 00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:23,140 SEEN AN OPENING TO GRAB THE 1452 00:47:23,207 --> 00:47:25,342 SENSIBLE CENTER. 1453 00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:26,677 BUT NO. 1454 00:47:26,743 --> 00:47:28,679 FORMER REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR OF 1455 00:47:28,745 --> 00:47:30,781 OHIO AND ANTI-TRUMPER 1456 00:47:30,847 --> 00:47:32,082 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JOHN 1457 00:47:32,149 --> 00:47:33,984 KASICH SAID OF HIS PARTY IN 1458 00:47:34,051 --> 00:47:35,786 2019: "SOMETIMES YOU'VE GOT TO 1459 00:47:35,852 --> 00:47:37,588 LET THE FEVER BREAK. 1460 00:47:37,654 --> 00:47:38,555 AND I THINK WE HAVE A FEVER, AND 1461 00:47:38,622 --> 00:47:40,257 IT'S GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK." 1462 00:47:40,324 --> 00:47:42,159 BUT IT DIDN'T BREAK. 1463 00:47:42,226 --> 00:47:45,963 AND IT'S NOT A FEVER, IT'S MORE 1464 00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:47,231 LIKE A TUMOR, AND TUMORS DON'T 1465 00:47:47,297 --> 00:47:49,666 JUST GO AWAY, THEY GET WORSE. 1466 00:47:49,733 --> 00:47:52,603 NORMAL REPUBLICAN CRAZY, WHERE 1467 00:47:52,669 --> 00:47:54,004 YOU JUST SHOOT GUNS AT THINGS 1468 00:47:54,071 --> 00:48:02,312 YOU DON'T LIKE IN YOUR CAMPAIGN 1469 00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:07,985 [GUNSHOTS] 1470 00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:10,821 [LAUGHTER] 1471 00:48:10,887 --> 00:48:12,222 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1472 00:48:12,289 --> 00:48:16,660 ADS DOESN'T EVEN CUT IT ANYMORE. 1473 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:17,794 THE NEW CROP ARE SUCH A BUNCH OF 1474 00:48:17,861 --> 00:48:18,962 FOAMING-AT-THE-MOUTH 1475 00:48:19,029 --> 00:48:20,364 KRAKEN-RELEASERS THAT CLARENCE 1476 00:48:20,430 --> 00:48:28,372 THOMAS WANTS TO MARRY THEM. 1477 00:48:28,438 --> 00:48:30,874 [LAUGHTER] 1478 00:48:30,941 --> 00:48:32,175 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1479 00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:32,943 I LOOKED BACK AT THE REPUBLICAN 1480 00:48:33,010 --> 00:48:34,478 CLASS OF 2010, BECAUSE THAT YEAR 1481 00:48:34,544 --> 00:48:36,813 HAS BEEN HELD UP AS AN EXAMPLE 1482 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,048 OF REPUBLICAN KOOKINESS GONE 1483 00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:40,484 WILD. 1484 00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:42,219 REMEMBER CHRISTINE O'DONNELL? 1485 00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:43,820 SHE HAD BEEN A FREQUENT GUEST ON 1486 00:48:43,887 --> 00:48:45,789 MY OLD SHOW, A VERY SWEET, 1487 00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:52,429 SINCERE JESUS FREAK CONSERVATIVE 1488 00:48:52,496 --> 00:48:52,696 [LAUGHTER] 1489 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:53,697 WHO THEN RAN FOR THE SENATE, AT 1490 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:54,698 WHICH TIME I PLAYED SOME 1491 00:48:54,765 --> 00:49:01,438 HIGHLIGHTS FROM HER APPEARANCES 1492 00:49:01,505 --> 00:49:03,073 ON POLITICALLY INCORRECT AND THE 1493 00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:05,042 MEDIA SEIZED ON HER STATEMENT 1494 00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:06,243 THAT SHE HAD DABBLED IN 1495 00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:08,211 WITCHCRAFT AS IF IT WAS THE 1496 00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:08,779 CRAZIEST THING A REPUBLICAN 1497 00:49:08,845 --> 00:49:12,716 WOULD EVER SAY. 1498 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:15,185 [LAUGHTER] 1499 00:49:15,252 --> 00:49:17,854 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1500 00:49:17,921 --> 00:49:18,488 CONGRESSMAN TODD AKIN AROUND THE 1501 00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:19,256 SAME TIME CAUSED A MEDIA 1502 00:49:19,323 --> 00:49:21,725 FIRESTORM WHEN HE SAID THAT IN 1503 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:23,060 CASES OF "LEGITIMATE RAPE" "THE 1504 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,561 FEMALE BODY HAS WAYS TO TRY TO 1505 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:27,097 SHUT THAT WHOLE THING DOWN," AND 1506 00:49:27,164 --> 00:49:28,732 INDIANA SENATE CANDIDATE RICHARD 1507 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:30,567 MURDOCK CONCURRED, SAYING EVEN 1508 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:31,835 WHEN A LIFE BEGAN IN RAPE, IT 1509 00:49:31,902 --> 00:49:32,969 WAS SOMETHING GOD INTENDED TO 1510 00:49:33,036 --> 00:49:36,873 HAPPEN. 1511 00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:38,175 BOTH HAD TO GO AWAY, BUT IF A 1512 00:49:38,241 --> 00:49:39,576 REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN SAID THE 1513 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:40,344 SAME THING TODAY, WOULD THEY 1514 00:49:40,410 --> 00:49:41,878 HAVE TO? 1515 00:49:41,945 --> 00:49:43,947 I DOUBT IT, SINCE NOW WHAT THEY 1516 00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:45,015 SAID IS LITERALLY THE PARTY'S 1517 00:49:45,082 --> 00:49:46,650 ACTIVE LEGISLATIVE AGENDA IN 1518 00:49:46,717 --> 00:49:50,020 MULTIPLE STATES. 1519 00:49:50,087 --> 00:49:51,054 AND I USED TO THINK RICK 1520 00:49:51,121 --> 00:49:51,955 SANTORUM WAS WEIRD FOR WEARING A 1521 00:49:52,022 --> 00:49:58,929 SWEATER VEST. 1522 00:49:58,995 --> 00:50:00,831 [LAUGHTER] 1523 00:50:00,897 --> 00:50:01,298 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1524 00:50:01,365 --> 00:50:02,599 IN 2009, IT WAS A BIG DEAL WHEN 1525 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:04,167 CONGRESSMAN JOE WILSON YELLED 1526 00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:06,002 OUT "YOU LIE!" 1527 00:50:06,069 --> 00:50:08,271 DURING OBAMA'S STATE OF THE 1528 00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,639 UNION ADDRESS, BUT THIS YEAR, 1529 00:50:09,706 --> 00:50:10,807 MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE AND 1530 00:50:10,874 --> 00:50:14,578 LAUREN BOEBERT REPEATEDLY 1531 00:50:14,644 --> 00:50:16,346 INTERRUPTED BIDEN AT HIS STATE 1532 00:50:16,413 --> 00:50:24,921 OF THE UNION -- LOOK AT THEM. 1533 00:50:24,988 --> 00:50:28,191 EXCUSE ME, KAREN! 1534 00:50:28,258 --> 00:50:30,327 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1535 00:50:30,394 --> 00:50:34,131 THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING. 1536 00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:34,998 IT'S NOT A BLACK KID YOU CAUGHT 1537 00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:40,303 TRYING TO USE THE POOL. 1538 00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,037 [APPLAUSE] 1539 00:50:41,104 --> 00:50:42,038 NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER 1540 00:50:42,105 --> 00:50:44,207 SKINNY MARGARITA, AND IF YOU 1541 00:50:44,274 --> 00:50:45,041 DON'T SIT DOWN THIS FLIGHT IS 1542 00:50:45,108 --> 00:50:52,149 NEVER GETTING TO ORLANDO. 1543 00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:53,016 [LAUGHTER] 1544 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:53,483 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1545 00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:54,484 FOR ALL OF YOU WHO GET 1546 00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:55,452 FRUSTRATED BECAUSE MANCHIN AND 1547 00:50:55,519 --> 00:50:56,753 SINEMA DON'T VOTE LIKE TRUE 1548 00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:58,822 LIBERALS -- BECAUSE THEY NEVER 1549 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:00,590 WERE -- OR THINK TRUMP IS AS BAD 1550 00:51:00,657 --> 00:51:02,859 AS IT'S GOING TO GET, REMEMBER 1551 00:51:02,926 --> 00:51:04,194 THE FIRST RULE OF MODERN 1552 00:51:04,261 --> 00:51:06,163 REPUBLICAN POLITICS: THEY ALWAYS 1553 00:51:06,229 --> 00:51:08,665 GO LOWER. 1554 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,367 BECAUSE THIS PARTY HAS NO 1555 00:51:10,434 --> 00:51:11,268 BOTTOM, UNLESS YOU COUNT LINDSEY 1556 00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:17,507 GRAHAM. 1557 00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:20,177 [LAUGHTER] 1558 00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:24,347 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1559 00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:25,615 THE KOOKY REPUBLICANS OF THE 1560 00:51:25,682 --> 00:51:27,150 2010 ERA WOULDN'T EVEN MAKE THE 1561 00:51:27,217 --> 00:51:28,618 CUT TODAY FOR EXTREMISM. 1562 00:51:28,685 --> 00:51:31,521 AND THE ONES TODAY AREN'T EVEN 1563 00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:34,257 AS BAD AS THE ONES IN THE WINGS 1564 00:51:34,324 --> 00:51:35,192 -- WAIT "TIL YOU SEE THE 1565 00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:37,027 INCOMING GROUP OF FACEBOOK 1566 00:51:37,093 --> 00:51:38,395 UNCLES, CRAZY KARENS, AND 1567 00:51:38,462 --> 00:51:41,932 SUBMENTAL SHITPOSTERS. 1568 00:51:41,998 --> 00:51:42,566 COMING UP. 1569 00:51:42,632 --> 00:51:44,534 HERSCHEL WALKER, SENATE 1570 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:46,002 CANDIDATE IN GEORGIA, WHO FREELY 1571 00:51:46,069 --> 00:51:47,103 ADMITS HE HAS A DOZEN 1572 00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:48,705 PERSONALITIES, NONE WHO YOU'D 1573 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:52,108 WANT TO SIT NEXT TO AT A 1574 00:51:52,175 --> 00:51:59,015 WEDDING, RECENTLY CAME OUT 1575 00:51:59,082 --> 00:51:59,916 AGAINST EVOLUTION, SAYING, 1576 00:51:59,983 --> 00:52:01,151 SCIENCE SAID MAN CAME FROM APES. 1577 00:52:01,218 --> 00:52:01,985 IF THAT'S TRUE, WHY ARE THERE 1578 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:02,919 STILL APES? 1579 00:52:02,986 --> 00:52:10,227 THINK ABOUT IT." 1580 00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:10,794 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1581 00:52:10,861 --> 00:52:14,431 YOU FIRST. 1582 00:52:14,498 --> 00:52:15,665 AND ALSO THINK ABOUT THIS: IF 1583 00:52:15,732 --> 00:52:16,666 HONEY NUT CHEERIOS CAME FROM 1584 00:52:16,733 --> 00:52:17,667 CHEERIOS, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE 1585 00:52:17,734 --> 00:52:23,306 CHEERIOS? 1586 00:52:23,373 --> 00:52:24,741 [LAUGHTER] 1587 00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:25,208 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1588 00:52:25,275 --> 00:52:28,645 THINK ABOUT IT. 1589 00:52:28,712 --> 00:52:31,081 ALASKA SENATE CANDIDATE KELLY 1590 00:52:31,147 --> 00:52:35,318 TSHIBAKA SPEAKS IN TONGUES -- 1591 00:52:35,385 --> 00:52:36,286 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS JABBERING 1592 00:52:36,353 --> 00:52:37,187 SENSELESSLY. 1593 00:52:37,254 --> 00:52:44,461 THIS IS HER, TAKE A LISTEN. 1594 00:52:44,528 --> 00:52:52,769 [GIBBERISH] 1595 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:53,036 [LAUGHTER] 1596 00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:53,837 PATHETIC -- LIKE THE PEOPLE OF 1597 00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:57,007 ALASKA WOULD EVER VOTE FOR SOME 1598 00:52:57,073 --> 00:53:06,082 DIM-WITTED RELIGIOUS NUT. 1599 00:53:06,149 --> 00:53:09,152 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1600 00:53:09,219 --> 00:53:10,854 NEVADA STATE TREASURER CANDIDATE 1601 00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:12,155 MICHELLE FIORE IS CALLED "LADY 1602 00:53:12,222 --> 00:53:13,857 TRUMP," AND HAS SOME INTERESTING 1603 00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:18,795 POLICY IDEAS, LIKE, QUOTE, 1604 00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:20,263 ARMING "YOUNG, HOT LITTLE GIRLS 1605 00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:21,331 ON CAMPUS" SO THEY CAN KILL 1606 00:53:21,398 --> 00:53:22,432 RAPISTS. 1607 00:53:22,499 --> 00:53:23,366 MAYBE THEY CAN START A SORORITY: 1608 00:53:23,433 --> 00:53:31,675 DELTA BUSTA KAPPA. 1609 00:53:31,741 --> 00:53:34,210 [LAUGHTER] 1610 00:53:34,277 --> 00:53:36,479 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1611 00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:39,249 ON THE TOPIC OF SYRIAN REFUGEES 1612 00:53:39,316 --> 00:53:43,687 MICHELLE FIORE SAID "I'M ABOUT 1613 00:53:43,753 --> 00:53:44,521 TO FLY TO PARIS AND SHOOT 'EM IN 1614 00:53:44,588 --> 00:53:45,655 THE HEAD MYSELF. I'M OKAY WITH 1615 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:50,160 PUTTING THEM DOWN, BLACKING THEM 1616 00:53:50,226 --> 00:53:50,927 OUT AND ENDING THEIR MISERABLE 1617 00:53:50,994 --> 00:53:51,361 LIFE." 1618 00:53:51,428 --> 00:53:53,263 WHAT WAS BUSH'S CATCHPHRASE? 1619 00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:55,699 "COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE"? 1620 00:53:55,765 --> 00:53:56,600 FORMER MISSOURI REPUBLICAN 1621 00:53:56,666 --> 00:54:00,136 GOVERNOR AND NOW SENATE 1622 00:54:00,203 --> 00:54:01,738 SOCIOPATH WHOSE EX-WIFE SAYS HE 1623 00:54:01,805 --> 00:54:03,173 BEAT HER AND THE KIDS, AND WHO 1624 00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,108 RESIGNED THE GOVERNORSHIP AFTER 1625 00:54:05,175 --> 00:54:07,010 BEING CHARGED WITH TYING UP A 1626 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,912 WOMAN HE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR 1627 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:10,847 WITH IN HIS BASEMENT, TAKING 1628 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:11,681 NUDE PICTURES OF HER, AND 1629 00:54:11,748 --> 00:54:12,782 THREATENING TO BLACKMAIL HER IF 1630 00:54:12,849 --> 00:54:14,417 SHE TOLD ANYONE. 1631 00:54:14,484 --> 00:54:24,894 AS GOVERNORS DO. 1632 00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:25,428 [LAUGHTER] 1633 00:54:25,495 --> 00:54:25,895 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1634 00:54:25,962 --> 00:54:26,363 AND LOOK AT THESE TWO 1635 00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:27,263 NEANDERTHALS, ALMOST COMING TO 1636 00:54:27,330 --> 00:54:30,800 BLOWS DURING A "DEBATE" THIS 1637 00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:31,534 MONTH IN OHIO. 1638 00:54:31,601 --> 00:54:34,037 AND THEY'RE BOTH REPUBLICANS! 1639 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:35,438 IT WAS SO OVER THE TOP THE CROWD 1640 00:54:35,505 --> 00:54:37,507 FILED OUT IN DISGUST. 1641 00:54:37,574 --> 00:54:38,875 I'M JOKING, OF COURSE. 1642 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:40,076 THEY COULDN'T HAVE EATEN IT UP 1643 00:54:40,143 --> 00:54:49,953 MORE IF IT WERE DEEP FRIED. 1644 00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:50,220 [LAUGHTER] 1645 00:54:50,286 --> 00:54:52,989 AND MY FAVORITE, THE REPUBLICAN 1646 00:54:53,056 --> 00:54:53,456 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1647 00:54:53,523 --> 00:54:54,290 RUNNING AGAINST AOC IN THE BRONX 1648 00:54:54,357 --> 00:54:55,425 IS TINA FORTE, A SELF-DESCRIBED 1649 00:54:55,492 --> 00:54:57,093 "VIRAL POLITICAL INFLUENCER" 1650 00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,162 WHO'S HAPPY TO SELL YOU A 1651 00:54:59,229 --> 00:55:05,402 T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "I COULD SHIT 1652 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:09,839 A BETTER PRESIDENT" WHEN SHE'S 1653 00:55:09,906 --> 00:55:10,106 [LAUGHTER] 1654 00:55:10,173 --> 00:55:11,141 NOT BUSY "CAMPAIGNING" ON HER 1655 00:55:11,207 --> 00:55:13,610 WAY TO THE GYM: 1656 00:55:13,677 --> 00:55:14,577 >> IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO 1657 00:55:14,644 --> 00:55:15,745 DEBATE ME WE CAN DO IT ON 1658 00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,280 FUCKIN' PAY-PER-VIEW, BITCH. 1659 00:55:17,347 --> 00:55:17,981 HUH? 1660 00:55:18,048 --> 00:55:18,615 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, 1661 00:55:18,682 --> 00:55:19,115 MOTHERFUCKER? 1662 00:55:19,182 --> 00:55:25,955 FUCK OUTTA HERE! 1663 00:55:26,022 --> 00:55:28,024 [LAUGHTER] 1664 00:55:28,091 --> 00:55:28,992 >> Bill: WHAT ARE THEY SERVING 1665 00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:29,893 AT THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION 1666 00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:38,668 THESE DAYS, BATH SALTS? 1667 00:55:38,735 --> 00:55:39,936 [LAUGHTER] 1668 00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:40,403 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1669 00:55:40,470 --> 00:55:41,638 IF THE GOP STILL HAD A PLATFORM 1670 00:55:41,705 --> 00:55:42,372 -- WHICH THEY DON'T, BUT IF THEY 1671 00:55:42,439 --> 00:55:45,208 DID -- IT WOULD BE "FUCK YOU." 1672 00:55:45,275 --> 00:55:46,342 YOU THINK THE REPUBLICANS OF 1673 00:55:46,409 --> 00:55:48,645 2010 WERE KOOKS? 1674 00:55:48,712 --> 00:55:49,879 THIS CROWD LOOKS AT THOSE PEOPLE 1675 00:55:49,946 --> 00:55:51,081 LIKE, "PLEASE, THEY'VE NEVER 1676 00:55:51,147 --> 00:55:54,784 EVEN MASTURBATED ON A SUBWAY." 1677 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:55,952 OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1678 00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:57,987 I'LL BE AT MURAT THEATRE IN 1679 00:55:58,054 --> 00:55:59,322 INDIANAPOLIS, JUNE 5TH, AT THE 1680 00:55:59,389 --> 00:56:01,658 SOARING EAGLE CASINO IN MT. 1681 00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:02,492 PLEASANT, MICHIGAN, JUNE 18TH, 1682 00:56:02,559 --> 00:56:05,161 AND AT THE NEW JERSEY PERFORMING 1683 00:56:05,228 --> 00:56:06,429 ARTS CENTER IN NEWARK, JULY 8TH. 1684 00:56:06,496 --> 00:56:07,263 I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS ANDREW 1685 00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:18,541 YANG, LAURA COATES, AND NICOLE 1686 00:56:18,608 --> 00:56:20,643 PERLROTH. 1687 00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:22,378 WE GO TO OVERTIME NOW -- AND 1688 00:56:22,445 --> 00:56:24,047 THEN YOUTUBE, AND JOIN US ON 1689 00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:24,380 OVERTIME. 1690 00:56:24,447 --> 00:56:30,453 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 1691 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:30,920 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1692 00:56:30,987 --> 00:56:46,469 ♪ ♪ 1693 00:56:46,536 --> 00:56:48,872 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1694 00:56:48,938 --> 00:56:49,939 ♪ ♪