1 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:10,510 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:14,814 >> START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:27,460 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:35,435 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:40,206 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:42,175 >> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 7 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:44,677 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 8 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:48,014 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 9 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:50,083 THANK YOU, WOW. 10 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:53,553 THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THAT. 11 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:54,421 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 12 00:00:54,487 --> 00:00:55,955 I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE, 13 00:00:56,022 --> 00:01:00,126 THANK YOU, OKAY. 14 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:00,760 THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR PUTTING 15 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:02,762 UP WITH EVERYTHING. 16 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:05,198 MASKS. 17 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:06,666 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 18 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,402 I APPRECIATE IT, THANK YOU VERY 19 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:11,237 MUCH. 20 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:12,705 I HOPE THIS WILL BE OUR LAST 21 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:14,441 SHOW WITH MASKS. 22 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:17,243 I THINK WE HAVE A HIATUS NEXT 23 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,345 WEEK BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, I 24 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:19,646 THINK. 25 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:19,946 IT'S GREAT. 26 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,949 I'M SO GLAD YOU ARE IN A GOOD 27 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,150 MOOD BECAUSE A LOT OF HEAVY NEWS 28 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:25,218 GOING ON IN THE NEWS. 29 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,519 A LOT OF SHIT WE'VE GOT TO TALK 30 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,787 ABOUT TONIGHT. 31 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:31,558 THERE IS WAR IN EUROPE AND YOU 32 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:32,759 KNOW, WE DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD 33 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:33,092 HAPPEN. 34 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:35,929 WE THOUGHT IT WOULD NOT HAPPEN 35 00:01:35,995 --> 00:01:38,565 BUT PUTIN, GODDAMN DAMN IT, HE 36 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:40,533 DID IT, HE INVADED UKRAINE. 37 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,835 THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE WITH 38 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:45,171 PUTIN AND A SCHOOL KID. 39 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:46,606 WITH PUTIN, EVENTUALLY THE MASK 40 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:46,873 COMES OFF. 41 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:52,178 [APPLAUSE] 42 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:53,213 WE LEARNED A LOT ABOUT THE 43 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:56,015 RUSSIANS THIS WEEK. 44 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:58,451 DO NOT MAKE THEIR FIGURE SKATERS 45 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:00,587 CRY. 46 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:04,324 [LAUGHTER] 47 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,759 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO FEEL FOR THESE 48 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:07,527 POOR PEOPLE IN UKRAINE. 49 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:09,395 I MEAN, THEY ARE NOW BEING 50 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:09,996 FORCED IN A WORLD THEY DO NOT 51 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,565 WANT ANY PART OF. 52 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,134 KIND OF THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT THE 53 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:16,402 METAVERSE. 54 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:16,669 [LAUGHTER] 55 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:21,407 [APPLAUSE] 56 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:24,477 >> Bill: PUTIN, HE AIN'T 57 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:30,183 PLAYING, THIS MO MOTHERFUCKER. 58 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,318 HE SAID HE HAD TO DO IT BECAUSE 59 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:34,754 HE THOUGHT UKRAINE WAS GOING TO 60 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:35,622 ACQUIRE WMDs. 61 00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:35,889 PATHETIC. 62 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,291 WHAT KIND OF SUPERPOWER MAKES UP 63 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,426 SHIT LIKE THAT? 64 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:40,693 [LAUGHTER] 65 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:45,498 [APPLAUSE] 66 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,233 >> Bill: NO, HE IS SERIOUS. 67 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:51,771 PUTIN SAID THE OTHER DAY WHEN HE 68 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,506 INVADED, IF WE BUTT AND WE WILL 69 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,508 SEE CONSEQUENCES LIKE WE'VE 70 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:56,776 NEVER SEEN IN HISTORY. 71 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,177 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT 72 00:02:58,244 --> 00:03:00,413 THE JOKE IS ON HIM BECAUSE WE 73 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:00,914 DON'T KNOW ANY HISTORY. 74 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:01,180 [LAUGHTER] 75 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:03,850 [APPLAUSE] 76 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,251 >> Bill: IF YOU DON'T, THAT'S 77 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:06,352 WHAT I'M HERE FOR! 78 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:10,056 AND THE REASON WHY RUSSIA IS SO 79 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,925 PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS AND THINK 80 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:13,626 THEY ARE JUSTIFIED TO INVADE IS 81 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:14,761 BECAUSE UKRAINE USED TO BE A 82 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,095 PART OF THE SOVIET UNION, WHICH 83 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:19,132 FELL 30 YEARS AGO, AND NOW 84 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:21,200 UKRAINE WANTS TO JOIN NATO AND 85 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:21,768 THIS MAKES RUSSIA CRAZY. 86 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:24,003 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ONLY KNOW 87 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,338 ME FROM THE CLIPS THEY SHOW ON 88 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:29,375 TMZ, AND THANK YOU FOR THAT. 89 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:34,213 IT'S LIKE RUSSIA IS KANYE. 90 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:43,056 [LAUGHTER] 91 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:48,428 THE UKRAINE IS KIM KARDASHIAN, 92 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:48,995 AND NATO IS PETE DAVIDSON. 93 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:53,232 [LAUGHTER] 94 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:54,100 IT JUST DRIVES RUSSIA CRAZY. 95 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:58,504 TODAY THEY DEMANDED BILLIE 96 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,907 EILISH APOLOGIZE TO TRAVIS 97 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:01,107 SCOTT. 98 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,076 I DON'T KNOW. 99 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:03,343 [LAUGHTER] 100 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:07,347 [APPLAUSE] 101 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:08,982 >> Bill: BUT IT'S INTERESTING 102 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:10,416 THE WAY THIS WAR IS NOW DIVIDING 103 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:12,352 THE PARTIES, EVEN AMONG 104 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,019 THEMSELVES BEER THE REPUBLICANS, 105 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,721 ONE IN FOUR REPUBLICANS 106 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:20,793 , NOT PUTIN, BIDEN. 107 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,095 THEY BLAME BIDEN. 108 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:25,932 BIDEN ALSO MADE THEM IMPOTENT. 109 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,967 [LAUGHTER] 110 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:28,568 HE MAKES MEXICAN MUSIC PLAY ON 111 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:31,971 THE RADIO TOO MUCH, AND ONCE A 112 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:33,773 DAY HE DRESSES AS A SMALL DOG 113 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,709 AND SHITS ON THEIR LAWN. 114 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,578 A VERY BAD GUY, THAT JOE BIDEN. 115 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:41,214 [APPLAUSE] 116 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,916 LISTEN TO THIS, THE THINGS THAT 117 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:45,318 TUCKER CARLSON AND TRUMP HAVE 118 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,954 BEEN SAYING, THE KREMLIN PUT 119 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,690 RUSSIAN SUBTITLES ON THESE 120 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,325 AMERICANS, TRUMP AND TUCKER 121 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:53,660 CARLSON, AND RAN THEM RIGHT ON 122 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:54,961 STATE TELEVISION AS IT IS. 123 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,130 I MEAN, THAT IS PRETTY CRAZY. 124 00:04:57,196 --> 00:04:58,931 THIS IS THE SAME WEEK TRUMP 125 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:01,734 LAUNCHED, I LOVE THIS, HIS OWN 126 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:02,969 MEDIA APP CALLED TRUTH SOCIAL BE 127 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,538 IT SOCIAL BECAUSE IT IS 128 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:06,105 SOCIAL MEDIA. 129 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:10,576 THE TRUTH BECAUSE FUCK YOU. 130 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:10,843 [LAUGHTER] 131 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:11,310 [APPLAUSE] 132 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:12,311 >> Bill: TRUTH SOCIAL, I LOVE 133 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:13,880 THE SPIRIT OF THIS IS HIS 134 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:14,113 TWITTER. 135 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:15,915 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO 136 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:16,215 DESCRIBE IT. 137 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:19,085 DO YOU EVER SEE A HOMELESS NUT 138 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,553 TALKING TO HIMSELF ON THE 139 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:21,521 SIDEWALK? 140 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:23,589 IMAGINE IF THAT GUY COULD SHARE. 141 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:26,125 [LAUGHTER] 142 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:27,660 AND IT'S NOT EXACTLY A DATING 143 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,163 SITE BUT IT IS A GREAT PLACE TO 144 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:31,397 COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE WHO DO 145 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,800 IT IN ALL CAPS. 146 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:37,770 [LAUGHTER] 147 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,405 BUT LET'S END ON A POSITIVE 148 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:39,605 NOTE. 149 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:40,907 WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NEW 150 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:43,676 SUPREME COURT NOMINEE AND 151 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:48,147 HOPEFULLY JUSTICE 152 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:48,781 KETANJI BROWN JACKSON, HAS BEEN 153 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:49,382 NOMINATED BY PRESIDENT BIDEN. 154 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:52,518 [APPLAUSE] 155 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:55,455 FIRST BLACK WOMAN IN THE 231 156 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:55,888 YEAR HISTORY OF THE 157 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:56,222 SUPREME COURT. 158 00:05:56,289 --> 00:06:02,228 [APPLAUSE] 159 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:07,500 OR AS REPUBLICANS CALL IT, TOO 160 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,168 SOON. 161 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:09,502 [LAUGHTER] 162 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:11,437 OH, YES, REPUBLICANS ARE ALREADY 163 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:13,106 RAISING RED FLAGS ABOUT THIS 164 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:13,773 NOMINATION. 165 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,309 NOT BECAUSE SHE IS BLACK, 166 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,410 BECAUSE SHE'S NOT WHITE. 167 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:20,179 IT'S A SUBTLE DIFFERENCE -- 168 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:21,814 [LAUGHTER] 169 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,751 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, POLITICS IN 170 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:25,718 AMERICA, IT WILL SURPRISE YOU. 171 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:26,319 YOU KNOW WHO'S NOMINATION SHE 172 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:29,188 GOT, ENDORSEMENT SHE GOT? 173 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,290 THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF THE 174 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:31,524 POLICE. 175 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:32,125 THE POLICEMAN'S UNION, THE 176 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:35,027 PEOPLE WHO ENDORSED TRUMP. 177 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:36,996 LIBERALS WENT FROM FUCK THE 178 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:45,204 POLICE TO FUCK, THE POLICE? 179 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:45,571 [LAUGHTER] 180 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:46,973 THE CONFIRMATION FIGHT IS GOING 181 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:48,975 TO BE ROUGH, AS THEY ALWAYS ARE 182 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,943 BUT ONE GOOD SIGN ARE 183 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,378 CLARENCE THOMAS IS ALREADY 184 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:53,780 TEXTING HER ABOUT PORN. 185 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:56,215 ANYWAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT ISSUE, 186 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:58,484 WE HAVE BRET STEPHENS AND 187 00:06:58,551 --> 00:06:59,485 CHLOE VALDARY. 188 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:00,019 FIRST UP, THE DEMOCRATIC 189 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:05,658 CONGRESSMAN FROM ARIZONA AND 190 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:07,293 AUTHOR OF "THEY CALLED US LUCKY: 191 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:07,894 THE LIFE AND AFTERLIFE OF THE 192 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:11,063 IRAQ WAR'S HARDEST HIT UNIT," 193 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:11,664 REPRESENTATIVE RUBEN GALLEGO. 194 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,333 [APPLAUSE] 195 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,935 SIR, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 196 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:19,539 HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO SHAKE HANDS 197 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:20,039 AGAIN. 198 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,707 YOU ARE A PERFECT GUY TO HAVE 199 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:22,775 TODAY BECAUSE WE ARE TALKING 200 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:23,776 ABOUT WAR. 201 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:25,444 FIRST OFF, YOU'VE BEEN TO WAR. 202 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:33,619 YOU WERE IN IRAQ. 203 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:35,588 >> DIDN'T CHOOSE, I GOT ORDERED. 204 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:36,989 >> Bill: YOU ARE ALREADY IN 205 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:38,758 THE MARINES, BUT YOU WERE AT 206 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:39,725 HARVARD, USUALLY YOU CAN FIND A 207 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:41,427 WAY OUT BUT YOU HAD TO GO. 208 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:43,129 >> I WAS A POOR HARVARD STUDENT. 209 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,864 YOU DON'T USUALLY FIND WAYS OUT, 210 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:45,898 YOU GET TOLD AND YOU TO GO. 211 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:49,235 >> Bill: HOW ARE YOU ON THE 212 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:49,802 ARMED SERVICES COMMITTEE SO 213 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:50,837 UKRAINE IS PART OF YOUR 214 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:51,103 PROVINCE. 215 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:54,207 WE ARE NOT GOING TO SEND TROOPS. 216 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:56,776 SANCTIONS IS OUR BIGGEST WEAPON. 217 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:59,145 BUT SANCTIONS, THEY SEEM TO 218 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,246 ALWAYS HURT THE PEOPLE MORE THAN 219 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,380 THEY HURT THE PEOPLE WE ARE 220 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:02,949 TRYING TO HURT, WHICH IS THE 221 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:03,249 LEADERSHIP. 222 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,218 WHERE ARE YOU ON THAT? 223 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:07,186 >> I THINK WE HAVE TO HAVE A 224 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:08,054 CERTAIN AMOUNT OF SANCTIONS AND 225 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,021 IT SUCKS THAT CIVILIANS ARE 226 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:10,289 GOING TO FEEL SOME OF THE SPIRIT 227 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:11,190 AT THE SAME TIME WE NEED TO HAVE 228 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:14,327 SOME TYPE OF PRESSURE UPON 229 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:15,962 THE PUTIN IN THE OLIGARCHS IN 230 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:16,128 THAT 231 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:16,362 REGIME. 232 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:16,996 I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK THIS IS 233 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,164 THE ONLY WAY WE CAN ATTACK THIS. 234 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,565 THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO DO THIS. 235 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:25,004 WE SHOULD ACTUALLY BE GIVING 236 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:25,504 UKRAINIAN INTELLIGENCE. 237 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:26,405 THIS IS WHERE THE RUSSIANS ARE, 238 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:28,307 THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOULD HIT 239 00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:29,475 THEM, CONTINUE TO GIVE THEM 240 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,143 SUPPLIES, WEAPONS AND CONTINUE 241 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,845 GIVING THEM AS MUCH AS THEY CAN 242 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,447 EVEN IF THEY HAVE TO GET DOWN TO 243 00:08:34,513 --> 00:08:35,281 A RESISTANCE FORCE. 244 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,149 >> Bill: BUT THAT ARMY IS NOT 245 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:38,351 GOING TO DEFEAT THE RUSSIAN 246 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:39,085 ARMY. 247 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:40,286 >> YOU DON'T NEED TO DEFEAT 248 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,054 THEM, YOU JUST NEED TO REALLY 249 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:42,488 MAKE THEM HURT. 250 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:43,756 >> Bill: CAN THEY EVEN DO 251 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:44,023 THAT? 252 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,158 WHEN I SEE PICTURES OF THEM, 253 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:46,993 THEIR GUNS ARE MADE OF WOOD BEER 254 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:49,061 THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE PRACTICING 255 00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:49,528 WITH. 256 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:52,164 I AM NOT MOCKING THEM, I FEEL 257 00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:52,932 BAD FOR THEM. 258 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,133 WE CAN DO WHAT WE CAN BUT I 259 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:54,834 DON'T KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO. 260 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,603 I DON'T KNOW WHAT FIGHTING THE 261 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:58,170 RUSSIAN ARMY IS GOING TO DO 262 00:08:58,237 --> 00:09:00,907 EXCEPT KILL PEOPLE, AND THEN THE 263 00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:02,608 RUSSIANS ARE GOING TO DO WHAT 264 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:04,143 THEY ARE GOING TO DO ANYWAY. 265 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,279 >> I WAS THERE IN DECEMBER, 266 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:06,646 SPECIAL FORCES. 267 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,748 I MET WITH CITIZENS. 268 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:10,516 THESE PEOPLE WANT TO FIGHT, THEY 269 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:11,150 WANT TO LIVE. 270 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,151 THEY WILL FIGHT FOR 271 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:12,652 INDEPENDENCE. 272 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,420 YOU HEARD THIS AMAZING STORY 273 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:14,987 ABOUT 13 MEN AND WOMEN THAT 274 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:18,557 DECIDED TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH 275 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:19,292 INSTEAD OF SURRENDERING. 276 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:20,960 A CORE OF POLICE WHO DECIDED TO 277 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:22,194 BLOW THEMSELVES UP ON A BRIDGE 278 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,162 TO STOP THE RUSSIANS FROM 279 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:23,529 INVADING. 280 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:24,563 THESE ARE THE TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO 281 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:25,531 WANT TO LIVE AND THEY WILL DO 282 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,333 WHAT THEY CAN. 283 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,134 WE NEED TO CONTINUE TO SUPPORT 284 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:28,935 THEM. 285 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:31,570 WE GIVE THEM WEAPONS, SUPPORT, 286 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:32,772 INTELLIGENCE, THEY CAN DO THIS. 287 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,206 >> Bill: WHAT DOES THAT EVER 288 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:35,207 WORK? 289 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:36,075 IT DIDN'T WORK IN VIETNAM WHEN 290 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:39,712 WE ABANDON THE KURDS, AND LOOK 291 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:40,479 AT WHAT HAPPENED IN AFGHANISTAN. 292 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:43,316 OUR DOCTRINE SHOULD BE ANIMAL 293 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:43,950 HOUSE DOCTRINE. 294 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:46,018 YOU FUCKED UP, YOU TRUSTED US. 295 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,521 >> AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHAT 296 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,289 DO WE WANT TO BE HERE? 297 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:51,090 ARE WE REALLY GOING TO ALLOW 298 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:52,959 ANOTHER DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY WHO 299 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,226 HAS CHOSEN TO BE A DEMOCRACY BE 300 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:56,729 RUN OVER BY THESE THUGS? 301 00:09:56,796 --> 00:10:00,266 THIS IS NOT SOME NORMAL COUNTRY. 302 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,467 PUTIN HAS LITERALLY POISONED 303 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:01,734 PEOPLE -- 304 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:02,568 >> Bill: I UNDERSTAND, NO ONE 305 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,437 THINKS HE IS A GOOD GUY. 306 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:06,973 ACTUALLY, SOME PEOPLE ON 307 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:07,239 FOX NEWS. 308 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,943 >> SOME OF MY COLLEAGUES DO, 309 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:11,143 YEAH. 310 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:12,244 >> Bill: IT'S AMAZING. 311 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:13,980 >> LOOK, I GET WHAT YOU ARE 312 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,715 SAYING, WE HAVE HAD OUR BAD 313 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:15,948 MOMENTS. 314 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,149 WE HAVE NOT BEEN A PERFECT 315 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:17,583 COUNTRY. 316 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,285 BUT THAT DOES NOT EXCUSE US FROM 317 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,619 DOING WHAT'S RIGHT RIGHT NOW, 318 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:21,921 AND THAT IS BACKING A COUNTRY 319 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,456 THAT WANTS TO DEFEND ITSELF. 320 00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:23,990 >> Bill: I COULDN'T AGREE 321 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:24,190 MORE. 322 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:25,524 [APPLAUSE] 323 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,393 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE REAL ABOUT 324 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,930 WHAT IS THE END GAME, WHAT CAN 325 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:31,731 REALLY BE ACCOMPLISHED? 326 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,300 IF WE ARE NOT GOING TO SEND THE 327 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:34,867 TROOPS, AND EVEN WHEN WE DID 328 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:37,503 SEND TROOPS, WE DIDN'T SEEM TO 329 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,738 DO THAT WELL IN PLACES LIKE 330 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,406 AFGHANISTAN AND VIETNAM. 331 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:44,744 >> I THOUGHT IN SERVICE -- 332 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:45,945 >> Bill: I UNDERSTAND, BELIEVE 333 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,346 ME, I HAVE THE GREATEST RESPECT 334 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:47,613 FOR THAT. 335 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,415 >> BUT THIS IS WHAT WE NEED THEM 336 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,450 TO DO, WE NEED THEM TO FIGHT 337 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:52,351 THEIR INSURGENCY. 338 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:53,686 WE SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID TO BACK 339 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:54,787 FREEDOM FIGHTERS, BECAUSE THEY 340 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,155 WANT TO FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, FIGHT 341 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,290 FOR THEIR FAMILY. 342 00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,692 THIS IS THE ONE AREA WHERE WE 343 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:00,893 CAN ACTUALLY SAY THERE IS RIGHT 344 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,529 AND THERE WAS WRONG. 345 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:04,296 THAT COUNTRY, VLADIMIR PUTIN IS 346 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:07,133 A BAD MAN, AN EVIL MAN. 347 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:07,733 >> Bill: SO IS SADDAM HUSSEIN, 348 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,303 THERE ARE A LOT OF BAD MEN, 349 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:11,937 KIM JONG UN. 350 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,105 BAD MEN IN THE WORLD. 351 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,874 >> AND SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO 352 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,442 UNDERSTAND THAT YES, WE MESSED 353 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:16,942 UP. 354 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:19,045 IT DOES NOT EXCUSE US FROM DOING 355 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:19,612 THE RIGHT THING RIGHT NOW. 356 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,347 [APPLAUSE] 357 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,215 >> Bill: WHAT DO YOU THINK, 358 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,618 THIS IS THE STATE, BIDEN'S FIRST 359 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:27,319 STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH IS 360 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:27,920 COMING UP. 361 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:28,854 WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE STATE 362 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:31,690 OF THE UNION? 363 00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:34,527 >> LOOK, I THINK THIS COUNTRY IS 364 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:34,960 ON A RECOVERY. 365 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,128 WE HAVE TO ADMIT THINGS HAVE NOT 366 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:36,429 BEEN GREAT. 367 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,097 PEOPLE HAVE REALLY FELT THIS 368 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:42,501 KIND OF OVERWHELMING GRAYNESS 369 00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:42,902 BECAUSE OF COVID. 370 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,304 BUT WE'RE COMING OUT OF IT. 371 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,572 I AM HERE FORTUNATELY ON THE 372 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:47,206 LAST DAY WE WILL HAVE TO WEAR A 373 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:50,376 MASK OF A PEOPLE ARE FEEL IT. 374 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,078 >> Bill: WELL, THEY HAVE TO 375 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,546 WEAR THEM HERE >> WE ARE THE 376 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:55,047 ELITES, WE DON'T HAVE 377 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:57,416 TO WEAR THEM. 378 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:58,117 >> Bill: OF COURSE, IT'S LIKE 379 00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,585 WE ARE IN A RESTAURANT, WE 380 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:03,289 UNDERSTAND THE WAITERS HAVE TO 381 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:03,823 WEAR MASKS, RIGHT. 382 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:04,290 [LAUGHTER] 383 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:05,191 IT'S WHEN YOU'RE STANDING, WHEN 384 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,460 YOU'RE SITTING AND EATING YOU 385 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:07,993 CAN'T GET IT. 386 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,529 [LAUGHTER] 387 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:14,333 >> VICTORY, WE'VE BEEN COVID. 388 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,968 TIME TO TAKE OFF THE MASKS AND 389 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,570 GET BACK TO LIFE AND OPEN 390 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:18,170 BUSINESS AND LET EVERYONE GO 391 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,772 BACK TO HAVING AS NORMAL A LIFE 392 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,207 AS WE CAN. 393 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:21,674 IT'S OKAY TO SUCCEED. 394 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:22,908 [APPLAUSE] 395 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,944 IT'S OKAY FOR US TO SAY WE HAVE 396 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:25,611 MOVED ON FROM COVID. 397 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:26,912 I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL 398 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:27,913 AFRAID OF DOING THAT BUT WE 399 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,315 CAN'T CONTINUE TO LIVE THIS 400 00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:29,882 LIFE. 401 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,517 THIS IS NOT THE WAY AMERICANS 402 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,385 WERE MEANT TO LIVE AND YOU CAN 403 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:34,687 SENSE THIS RIGHT NOW. 404 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,055 >> Bill: YOU ARE PREACHING MY 405 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,923 PRAYER BOOK, BROTHER. 406 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,959 >> I DON'T THINK YOU PRAY, 407 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:40,192 THOUGH. 408 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,160 >> Bill: NO, I DON'T. 409 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,262 THAT IS THE STATE OF THE UNION. 410 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,331 WHAT ABOUT THE STATE OF THE 411 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:46,132 DEMOCRATIC PARTY, YOUR PARTY? 412 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:50,569 I READ RECENTLY THAT IF YOU RAN 413 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:51,437 AGAINST KYRSTEN SINEMA -- 414 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,905 >> I'VE HEARD OF HER. 415 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:53,572 >> Bill: THE SENATE, YOUR 416 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,641 STATE, YOU'RE THE CONGRESSMAN 417 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,677 FROM THERE, YOU ARE THE SENATOR, 418 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,547 THAT YOU WOULD BEAT HER IN A 419 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,314 PRIMARY. 420 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,616 YOU DON'T SEE THIS KIND OF 421 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:04,316 NUMBERS AND POLITICS. 422 00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:04,950 THAT IS SORT OF BEGGING YOU TO 423 00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:06,852 DO IT. 424 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,755 [LAUGHTER] 425 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,491 >> I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS. 426 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:13,559 >> Bill: I SEE THAT. 427 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,327 >> GO ON. 428 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,062 >> Bill: THAT WAS JUST A STONE 429 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,264 WALL THERE, NO NOTHING. 430 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:20,900 YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANYTHING ON 431 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:21,433 THAT. 432 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,769 >> IF I DID DO IT, HOW MUCH 433 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:27,373 COULD I PUT YOU DOWN FOR? 434 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,341 [LAUGHTER] 435 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:29,909 [APPLAUSE] 436 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:30,910 >> Bill: ALL RIGHT. 437 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,746 EVER SINCE I GAVE THEM A LAND TO 438 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:34,013 OBAMA, 439 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,948 BOY -- 440 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:38,350 >> TRUST ME, MY FUND-RAISERS 441 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,287 GAVE ME THE MEMO. 442 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:41,820 >> Bill: IF YOU GIVE ME A 443 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:45,324 STRAIGHT ANSWER I WILL GIVE YOU, 444 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,892 NOT A FULL MILLION, BUT. 445 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,929 >> I'M PRETTY SURE WE VIOLATED A 446 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:50,696 BUNCH OF FCC LAWS. 447 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:50,963 [LAUGHTER] 448 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,265 I'M GOING TO FOCUS ON 2022. 449 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,166 I'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE MY STATE 450 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,601 TURNS OUT AND THAT IS WHAT I DO 451 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,703 IN MY STATE OF THE LAST COUPLE 452 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:57,903 YEARS. 453 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,238 >> Bill: I DON'T KNOW WHAT 454 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:02,975 LAWS WE VIOLATED BUT I MUST SAY, 455 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:03,943 SOME OF YOUR TWEETS -- 456 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:04,510 >> OH, LORD. 457 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,378 I CAN'T EVEN BLAME THE STAFF, 458 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:09,315 THOSE ARE MY TWEETS, YEAH. 459 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:11,517 >> Bill: PEOPLE CALL ME A 460 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,117 POTTY MOUTH MY WHOLE LIFE. 461 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,086 TO SPEAK I'VE BEEN TO SWEAR. 462 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:18,924 >> Bill: BUT I AM A COMIC. 463 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,693 IT YOU ARE A CONGRESSMAN. 464 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:22,328 >> SOME COMICS ARE PRESIDENTS OF 465 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:22,928 COUNTRIES RIGHT NOW AND DOING 466 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:23,996 QUITE WELL. 467 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,699 [APPLAUSE] 468 00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,167 >> Bill: YOU RESPONDED TO A 469 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:31,003 RUSSIAN BOT, I'M SORRY YOU HAVE 470 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,304 ME CONFUSED WITH SOME OTHER 471 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,639 POLITICIAN THAT GIVES A FUCK 472 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,006 WHAT YOU THINK. 473 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,909 [APPLAUSE] 474 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,245 >> I LIKE TO POINT OUT I 475 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:43,482 ACTUALLY EDITED-SELL THAT WE DID 476 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,918 TAKE OUT AT LEAST ONE SWEARWORD. 477 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,853 >> Bill: TO TED CRUZ YOU SAID, 478 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,321 YOU FINALLY STOOD UP FOR 479 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:49,555 SOMEONE. 480 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:55,160 WHERE WAS THAT SPINE WHEN TRUMP 481 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,262 CAME AFTER YOUR WIFE? 482 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:59,198 YOUR BALLS ARE IN A JAR IN 483 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,634 CANCUN. 484 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:02,268 [LAUGHTER] 485 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:05,404 [APPLAUSE] 486 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,739 >> Bill: NEVER MIND, I WAS 487 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,907 GOING TO ASK WHY YOU DO IT BUT 488 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,109 OBVIOUSLY IT'S A VERY POPULAR. 489 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:12,311 BUT IT IS VERY DIFFERENT FROM 490 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:14,046 WHAT WE USED TO SEE, DECORUM 491 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,282 FROM A POLITICIAN. 492 00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:19,752 AND WHEN TRUMP TALKED LIKE THIS, 493 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,186 LIBERALS, HE WAS THE BAD GUY. 494 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:25,691 BUT IT'S JUST THE WAY PEOPLE ARE 495 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,659 NOW. 496 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,894 >> I DON'T GO LOOKING FOR FIGHTS 497 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,096 BUT I'M NOT AFRAID OF A FIGHT. 498 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:32,498 AND ANYTIME SOMEONE, YOU SEE ME 499 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:33,365 OVERREACTING ON TWITTER OR 500 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,668 ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE, IT IS 501 00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:36,468 BECAUSE SOMEONE STARTED TO COME 502 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,804 AT ME AND I'M NOT THE TYPE OF 503 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:39,972 PERSON WHO JUST BACKS DOWN. 504 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:40,739 >> Bill: I'VE QUOTED YOU ON 505 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:43,175 THIS SHOW A NUMBER OF TIMES 506 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:43,742 BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN TALKING 507 00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:48,080 ABOUT THIS TERM LATINX, WHICH 508 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:48,981 SOUNDS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT 509 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:49,515 SOUNDS. 510 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,317 IT IS SOMETHING WHITE LIBERALS 511 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:52,318 MADE UP, RIGHT? 512 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,420 >> IT IS SOMETHING USED LARGELY 513 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:55,387 BY WHITE LIBERALS AND A SMALL 514 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,623 AMOUNT OF LATINOS BUT LARGELY IT 515 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,292 IS BY WHITE LIBERALS. 516 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,460 THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE -- 517 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,394 >> Bill: YOU HAVE SINCE 518 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,529 STOPPED DOING THIS BECAUSE WE 519 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,664 HAVE PULLING ON IT AND AN 520 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:06,498 EXTRAORDINARY NUMBER, SOMETIMES 521 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:09,101 UP TO 99% OF LATINOS EITHER 522 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,070 DON'T KNOW IT OR WHEN THEY HEAR 523 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:11,904 IT, DON'T LIKE IT. 524 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:14,907 >> OR ARE OFFENDED BY IT, YEAH. 525 00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,775 THINK ABOUT THIS, I HAD A LITTLE 526 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:17,876 MARKETING FIRM WHEN I WAS A 527 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:18,711 LITTLE BIT YOUNGER. 528 00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:20,112 IF I WAS WORKING FOR A FIRM AND 529 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,580 I SAID I'M GOING TO USE THIS 530 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,514 TERM THAT ONLY 3% OF THE 531 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:25,584 POPULATION IDENTIFY WITH AND 40% 532 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,019 OF THE POPULATION HATE, THAT 533 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,387 FIRM WOULD PROBABLY GET RID OF 534 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,856 ME BECAUSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 535 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,558 WHY ARE YOU REACHING OUT IN THIS 536 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:32,891 WAY? 537 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,727 FOR SOME REASON, THE LAWS OF 538 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:35,327 GRAVITY AND RATIONALITY HAVE 539 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:38,330 SKIPPED WHEN IT COMES TO 540 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:39,031 LATINOS. 541 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,266 I AM BEING TOLD, THE LANGUAGE 542 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:41,934 THAT I HAVE TO FORGET IN ORDER 543 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,937 FOR ME TO LEARN ENGLISH, SPANISH 544 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,305 WAS ACTUALLY MY FIRST LANGUAGE 545 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,473 AND I WAS TOLD TO FORGET SPANISH 546 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:48,774 SO I COULD LEARN ENGLISH PAIR 547 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,977 THAT IS WHAT YOU DID BACK IN THE 548 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,512 DAY, MAKE YOU FEEL EMBARRASSED 549 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,346 BECAUSE I SPOKE SPANISH. 550 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,948 KIDS USED TO MAKE FUN OF ME 551 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:58,150 BECAUSE I HAD A SPANISH ACCENT. 552 00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:58,717 NOW I AM BEING TOLD THAT MY 553 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:02,488 LANGUAGE IS WRONG AND MY 554 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:03,689 THINKING ABOUT MY LANGUAGE IS 555 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:04,022 WRONG. 556 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:05,457 I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT. 557 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,692 I LOVE MY CULTURE. 558 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,660 MY LANGUAGE AS PART OF MY 559 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:08,894 CULTURE. 560 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:09,161 [APPLAUSE] 561 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,095 AND I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE 562 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:15,000 SOMEONE CHANGE THAT. 563 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,536 I'LL RESPECT ANYBODY -- 564 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,171 >> Bill: LATINX OFFENDS YOU. 565 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:19,705 >> OFFENDS ME. 566 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,140 IF SOMEONE SAID TO ME, THAT IS 567 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,675 WHAT I PREFER TO BE IDENTIFIED 568 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:24,343 AS, I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I AM 569 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:29,314 NOT AN ASSHOLE. 570 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,117 BUT DON'T THROW THIS BLANKET ON 571 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,353 A CULTURE, 600 YEARS ON THIS 572 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,487 CONTINENT THAT WE ARE SOMEHOW 573 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,322 WRONG BECAUSE WE HAVE CHOSEN TO 574 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,323 BASICALLY STICK TO SOMETHING 575 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,858 THAT WE'VE KNOWN FOR 600 YEARS. 576 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:47,299 [APPLAUSE] 577 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,300 >> Bill: DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND 578 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,068 WHEN WHITE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT'S 579 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:50,702 BETTER FOR YOU? 580 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:51,036 [LAUGHTER] 581 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,873 WHY DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT? 582 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,342 LAST QUESTION, AS LONG AS WE ARE 583 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,011 ON THE SUBJECT OF LATINOS, THAT 584 00:17:59,077 --> 00:17:59,945 IF THERE WAS A RACE BETWEEN 585 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,747 BIDEN AND TRUMP NOW, IT LOOKS 586 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:05,250 LIKE THE POLLS ARE SAYING THEY 587 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:06,452 ARE EVENLY DIVIDED. 588 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:08,520 THAT BIDEN HAS LOST MORE 589 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,922 HISPANIC NUMBERS THAN ANY OTHER 590 00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:10,122 GROUP. 591 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:13,125 WHAT'S GOING ON THERE? 592 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,326 >> I MEAN, WE WILL HAVE TO LOOK 593 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,961 AT OTHER POLLING BUT HERE IS MY 594 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,329 THEORY ON THIS. 595 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,464 IT LATINOS, WE ARE WORKING 596 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:19,097 CLASS. 597 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:21,099 WE CARE ABOUT OUR FAMILIES, WE 598 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,702 CARE ABOUT GETTING BACK TO WORK, 599 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,003 STARTING BUSINESS, WE ARE 600 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:26,338 ASPIRATIONAL, WE WANT TO BE RICH 601 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:27,105 SOMEDAY. 602 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,540 NUMBER ONE, THEY WILL IDENTIFY 603 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,741 WITH A RICH PERSON LIKE A 604 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:30,809 DONALD TRUMP EAR THAT'S AMERICA, 605 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:31,577 WE WANT TO BE PART OF THAT 606 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:35,280 NUMBER TWO, BECAUSE WE ARE 607 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:35,881 USUALLY THE FIRST TO BE FIRED 608 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,983 AND THE LAST TO BE HIRED WHERE 609 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,017 THE FIRST TO LOSE OUR HOUSES IN 610 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,687 THE LAST TO GET OUR HOUSES BACK. 611 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,055 WHEN COVID HIT, IT HITS US HARD 612 00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:45,891 AND IT THROWS US INTO A 613 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:46,525 QUAGMIRE. 614 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:47,459 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY FOR OUR 615 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:48,994 FAMILY AND THAT IS A PRIDE 616 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:49,328 ISSUE. 617 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:50,462 WHEN MEN AND WOMEN CAN'T BRING 618 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:53,632 FOOD HOME, THEY CAN'T BRING THE 619 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,367 AMERICAN DREAM HOME TO THEIR 620 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,068 FAMILIES, IT REALLY IMPACTS. 621 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,303 I THINK THAT IS NOT JUST 622 00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,238 LATINOS, THAT AS AMERICANS IN 623 00:18:59,304 --> 00:18:59,471 GENERAL. 624 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:02,307 WE ARE GOING TO GET OUT OF THE 625 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:02,941 SPIRIT OF THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE 626 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:06,311 IS FINALLY DIPPING, IT'S ACTUALG 627 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,913 LATINOS, WE ARE TO START 628 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,314 BUSINESSES AGAIN AND WE ARE 629 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,749 GOING TO BECOME THE RICH 630 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,150 AMERICANS WE WANT TO BECOME. 631 00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,719 >> Bill: ALL RIGHT, I WILL BE 632 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,787 FIRST IN LINE, THANK YOU, SIR. 633 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:16,755 DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING SO 634 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:16,955 WELL. 635 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:24,630 [APPLAUSE] 636 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:28,033 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL. 637 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,801 HE'S COOL. 638 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:30,068 ALL RIGHT. 639 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:34,306 HERE THEY ARE. 640 00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,107 A COLUMNIST FOR 641 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,708 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" I LOVE TO 642 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:37,910 READ, BRET STEPHENS! 643 00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,879 NOT THE ONLY ONE, BUT ONE OF MY 644 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,281 FAVORITES. 645 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,448 SHE'S THE FOUNDER OF THEORY OF 646 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,016 ENCHANTMENT AND HOST OF THE 647 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:44,650 PODCAST "THE HEART SPEAKS WITH 648 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:48,320 CHLOE VALDARY," CHLOE VALDARY. 649 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,922 RIGHT OVER HERE, GREAT TO MEET 650 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:50,088 YOU. 651 00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:52,891 [APPLAUSE] 652 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,259 OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT 653 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,628 RUSSIA, I KNOW. 654 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,831 I WANT TO START WITH CPAC 655 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:00,866 BECAUSE THIS ALWAYS AMAZES ME 656 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:01,166 EVERY YEAR. 657 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,336 I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW WHAT 658 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:04,937 CPAC IS. 659 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:07,139 IT SOUNDS LIKE A COURSE OF 660 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,173 ANTIBIOTICS -- 661 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,542 >> IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF 662 00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:10,842 ANTIBIOTICS. 663 00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:13,078 >> Bill: ITS ANTILIFE. 664 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,513 ACTUALLY, IT'S PRO-LIFE. 665 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,514 WHATEVER IT IS. 666 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,951 IT'S IN THE CONVENTION, RIGHT? 667 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:19,484 REPUBLICANS, IF YOU ARE A 668 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,553 CONSERVATIVE AND YOU WANT TO 669 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,055 MAKE YOUR BONES IN THE 670 00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:24,056 REPUBLICAN PARTY, YOU'VE GOT TO 671 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:27,292 SCORE AT CPAC. 672 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:30,062 THIS YEAR, THE SPEAKER IS GLENN 673 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:31,863 BECK, TIM CRUZ, JIM JORDAN, 674 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:32,564 MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, LAUREN 675 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:35,267 BOEBERT, PAPA JOHN. 676 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:39,071 [LAUGHTER] 677 00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:39,438 DONALD TRUMP JR. 678 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:41,306 I MEAN, IT IS A WOODSTOCK OF THE 679 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:46,278 MENTALLY IMPAIRED. 680 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:46,945 [LAUGHTER] 681 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:47,646 [APPLAUSE] 682 00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:48,880 >> Bill: IN A NICE WAY, I'M 683 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:52,651 NOT BEING MEAN. 684 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,119 ANYWAY, I JUST, THE REASON I'M 685 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,520 BRINGING IT UP AS I FEEL LIKE IT 686 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,955 IS EMBLEMATIC OF WHERE THE 687 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,290 COUNTRY IS AND WE ARE GOING TO 688 00:20:58,357 --> 00:20:59,057 MEASURE THIS BY THE PARTY. 689 00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:03,061 HERE ARE FIVE OF THEIR SEMINARS, 690 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:05,097 THEIR BIG EVENTS. 691 00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:07,833 FIGHTING WOKE, OBAMACARE STILL 692 00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:12,537 KILLS, THE TRUTH ABOUT JANUARY 693 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,073 JANUARY 6TH, SEX CHANGES AREN'T 694 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,708 FOR KIDS, LOCK HER UP FOR REAL. 695 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,343 THAT IS WHERE THIS PARTY IS. 696 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,779 I LOOK AT THIS LIST AND SAY 697 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:21,813 THREE OF THOSE THINGS ARE TOTAL 698 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,049 BAT SHIT CRAZY PER THE PROBLEM 699 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:24,750 IS TWO OF THEM HAVE A KERNEL OF 700 00:21:24,816 --> 00:21:25,984 TRUTH IN IT. 701 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:28,887 DO YOU AGREE? 702 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,923 >> THAT IS THE STOCK IN TRADE OF 703 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:34,459 EVERY DEMAGOGUE, NOT THAT THEY 704 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:35,394 ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG, THAT THEY 705 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,895 ARE GIVING YOU HALF THE TRUTH 706 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:37,396 AND THAT IS WHY THEY ARE 707 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:37,663 DANGEROUS. 708 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:40,298 [APPLAUSE] 709 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,833 >> Bill: I WOULDN'T SAY HALF. 710 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,802 >> EVEN A THIRD, THIS IS HOW 711 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:47,139 TRUMP OPERATED. 712 00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:48,540 TRUMP WAS PLAYING ON REAL ISSUES 713 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,742 THAT PEOPLE CARED ABOUT AND A 714 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,144 LOT OF THE ELITES WERE IGNORING. 715 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,179 ONE OF THEM WAS IMMIGRATION, FOR 716 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:54,446 EXAMPLE. 717 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,414 URBAN DECAY AND SO ON. 718 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,818 BUT HIS SOLUTIONS WERE VILE AND 719 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:00,218 EVIL. 720 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:01,386 IF YOU ARE THE OPPOSITION PARTY 721 00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:04,356 YOU CAN'T BE GIVING THOSE GIFTS 722 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:06,658 TO THE DEMAGOGUES IN AMERICAN 723 00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:07,659 POLITICS, AND THAT UNFORTUNATELY 724 00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:09,361 HAS BEEN THE RELATIONSHIP IN THE 725 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,697 LAST FEW YEARS BETWEEN THE 726 00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:12,531 DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS. 727 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:13,632 >> Bill: WE AGREE OBAMACARE 728 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:16,468 STILL KILLS, THAT'S WRONG, 729 00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:17,669 RIGHT? 730 00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:18,537 OBAMACARE IS DOING BETTER THAN 731 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,539 EVER, AND IN A PANDEMIC IT WAS 732 00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:21,773 REALLY A LIFESAVER FOR A LOT OF 733 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,542 PEOPLE. 734 00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:23,875 [APPLAUSE] 735 00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:24,176 >> EXACTLY. 736 00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:27,079 BUT I THINK ONE OF THE ISSUES 737 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:29,314 HERE, I DON'T THINK THE MAJORITY 738 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:30,348 OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE 739 00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:33,485 ACTUALLY WITH CPAC. 740 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:33,919 83% OF AMERICANS -- 741 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,120 >> Bill: OH, NO. 742 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,421 >> ARE TOTALLY DISSATISFIED WITH 743 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:37,756 THE DIRECTION THE NATION IS 744 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:39,057 GOING AND I THINK THAT IS IN 745 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:41,693 PART BECAUSE WE ARE EXHAUSTED BY 746 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,461 THE POLARIZATION. 747 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,529 WE ARE EXHAUSTED BY THIS 748 00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:47,065 MUDSLINGING ATTITUDE THAT 749 00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:48,500 CHARACTERIZES OUR POLITICS AT 750 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:49,367 THE MOMENT. 751 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:51,603 AND ESPECIALLY COMING OUT OF 752 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:52,971 COVID-19 WHERE THERE ARE ALL 753 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,340 THESE BYPRODUCTS IN MENTAL 754 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:55,674 HEALTH. 755 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,976 WE ARE SUFFERING AS A NATION 756 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,745 FROM THINGS LIKE DEPRESSION, AND 757 00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:00,746 THE FEELING OF LONELINESS, AND 758 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:01,213 FEELING DISCONNECTED. 759 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:04,216 [APPLAUSE] 760 00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:07,719 AND IT'S PRECISELY IN AN 761 00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:08,687 ENVIRONMENT LIKE THAT WHERE 762 00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:09,221 DEMAGOGUES CAN COME IN AND 763 00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:11,857 EXPLOIT THE INSECURITIES OF 764 00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:12,858 PEOPLE AND TURN PEOPLE AGAINST 765 00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:13,859 EACH OTHER. 766 00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:15,360 SO IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME FOR 767 00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:17,462 US TO DENOUNCE THAT KIND OF 768 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,231 RHETORIC, AND ALSO TRY TO STAND 769 00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:20,265 FOR UNITY AND REACHING ACROSS 770 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:22,134 THE AISLE AND SEEING A CHILD OR, 771 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:22,534 DARE I SAY IT 772 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:26,171 , AS BROTHERS AND SISTERS EVEN 773 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,907 THOUGH WE DON'T ALWAYS AGREE 774 00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:29,241 POLITICALLY, I 775 00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:29,708 THINK NOW IS THE TIME. 776 00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,877 [APPLAUSE] 777 00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:34,813 >> ON A SLIGHTLY MORE SOUR NOTE, 778 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,413 CPAC IS DEFINITELY NOT THE 779 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,716 AMERICAN PEOPLE. 780 00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:41,186 I USED TO THINK, YEARS AGO, THAT 781 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,420 IT WAS NOT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. 782 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,289 I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MONKEY 783 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:44,489 SHOW. 784 00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,024 TURNS OUT IT IS THE REPUBLICAN 785 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:46,458 PARTY. 786 00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,894 THE MONKEY SHOW IS THE PARTY. 787 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,929 >> Bill: RIGHT, AND THAT IS 788 00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:52,330 ABOUT HALF, THE HALF THAT IS 789 00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:54,599 GOING TO WIN BIG IN THE NEXT 790 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:55,667 ELECTION. 791 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:56,735 KEEP GOING, OBAMACARE STILL 792 00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,970 KILLS PEER THAT IS ONE OF MY, 793 00:23:59,037 --> 00:23:59,171 CRAZY. 794 00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:01,540 THE TRUTH ABOUT JANUARY 6TH. 795 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,141 WHAT THEY THINK IS THE TRUTH IS 796 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:04,376 THE OPPOSITE OF THE TRUTH. 797 00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:07,479 THAT SOMEHOW IN THEIR VIEW THE 798 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,214 COPS WERE THE BAD GUYS, THE LAW 799 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,549 AND ORDER PEOPLE, THE COPS WERE 800 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:14,252 THE BAD GUYS AND THE RIOTERS 801 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:15,053 WERE INNOCENT VICTIMS. 802 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,221 THEN LOCK HER UP FOR REAL. 803 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,290 I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START WITH 804 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:20,692 THIS ONE BECAUSE WE FOUND OUT 805 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:22,460 RECENTLY TRUMP TO SECURITY 806 00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:24,262 BREACHES, SO MUCH WORSE THAN HER 807 00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:24,863 EMAILS. 808 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:25,964 OKAY, LOCK HER UP. 809 00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:29,935 NOT HALF, THREE FIFTHS OF YOUR 810 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:30,468 PLATFORM, CRAZY CRAZY. 811 00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:34,506 BUT THEN THERE IS FIGHTING WOKE. 812 00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:37,342 NOW, WOKE IS SORT OF AN EYE 813 00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:37,542 ROLL. 814 00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:39,044 >> WOKE IS A PROGRESSIVE GIFT TO 815 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:41,613 THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. 816 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,548 >> Bill: IF WE MEAN THE 817 00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:45,050 ORIGINAL DEFINITION, LEARNING 818 00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:45,517 PEOPLE TO INJUSTICE. 819 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:47,419 I THINK WE ARE ALL FOR THAT. 820 00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:49,054 BUT WHEN IT VEERS OFF INTO THE 821 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,923 INSANE SHIT, NOW YOU'VE GOT YOUR 822 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:52,691 HOOK IN. 823 00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:56,294 SO THAT IS ONE. 824 00:24:56,361 --> 00:24:58,063 THEN SEX CHANGES AREN'T FOR 825 00:24:58,129 --> 00:24:58,930 KIDS. 826 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,232 WELL, THAT IS A LITTLE BROAD, 827 00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:02,868 BUT AGAIN, THIS IS WHERE YOU GET 828 00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:05,704 PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS KIND OF 829 00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:05,904 KNEW. 830 00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:07,706 WE SOMETIMES DO KIND OF GO TO 831 00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:09,808 THE BULLPEN EARLY ON CHANGING A 832 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:15,046 KID'S -- WE ARE BRINGING IN THE 833 00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:16,014 LEFTY. 834 00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:16,781 IT REALLY, AT 3? 835 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,885 THIS IS NEW STUFF. 836 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,720 AND THEY ASKED LIKE IF YOU 837 00:25:21,786 --> 00:25:23,822 DEBATE IT, THAT ITSELF MAKES YOU 838 00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:24,189 A BIGOT. 839 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:25,690 JUST DEBATING IT MAKES YOU 840 00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:26,024 PHOBIC. 841 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:27,859 THIS IS NEW STUFF, IT INVOLVES 842 00:25:27,926 --> 00:25:30,495 CHILDREN, WE GET TO TALK ABOUT 843 00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:31,162 IT. 844 00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:34,065 [APPLAUSE] 845 00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:35,000 >> THIS IS ACTUALLY THE 846 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:41,473 RESPONSIBILITY BUT ALSO THE 847 00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:42,474 OPPORTUNITY OF I BELIEVE THE 848 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:43,375 SAME MAJORITY OF THE DEMOCRATIC 849 00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:44,309 PARTY TO SPEAK UP HERE THE 850 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:47,612 PROBLEM WITH THE DEMOCRATS IS 851 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:53,418 THAT MAJORITY IS NOT WOKE, THEYS 852 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,720 QUESTIONS YOU JUST RAISED ABOUT 853 00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:59,357 SEX CHANGES IN MINORS, BUT THEY 854 00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:00,892 ARE TERRIFIED OF SPEAKING UP 855 00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:02,427 BECAUSE SOCIAL MEDIA WILL CRUSH 856 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,195 THEM, THEY WILL BE DEFENDANTS 857 00:26:04,262 --> 00:26:04,496 TRADED, 858 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:06,564 THEY WILL BE HUMILIATED AND MADE 859 00:26:06,631 --> 00:26:09,000 TO APOLOGIZE AND BY THE WAY, 860 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:12,537 CPAC WILL HAVE ITS ISSUES. 861 00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:13,838 >> Bill: THE STATE OF THE 862 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:18,443 UNION IS COMING UP, OKAY. 863 00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:19,611 SPEAKING OF WHAT THE DEMOCRATS 864 00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:21,313 DO, THEY ARE HAVING 865 00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:23,782 RASHIDA TLAIB ISSUE WHAT LOOKS 866 00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:25,016 TO ME LIKE A REBUTTAL. 867 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,484 IT COMES AFTER THE STATE OF THE 868 00:26:26,551 --> 00:26:28,520 UNION SPEECH. 869 00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:30,488 I'VE ALWAYS SEEN THE OPPOSITION 870 00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:32,223 PARTY GIVE A REBUTTAL. 871 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:33,892 THIS IS FROM THE SAME PARTY. 872 00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:36,628 THIS IS LIKE STACKING YOUR OWN 873 00:26:36,695 --> 00:26:37,195 QUARTERBACK. 874 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,496 MAYBE SHE'S GOING TO SAY SOME 875 00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:40,699 NICE THINGS ABOUT JOE BUT 876 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,867 BASICALLY IT'S TOO PRESENT, THEY 877 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:45,637 SAID, ARTICULATE A PROGRESSIVE 878 00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:47,038 VISION. 879 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,607 AS OPPOSED TO WHAT, JOE BIDEN? 880 00:26:49,674 --> 00:26:52,477 MUSSOLINI? 881 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:55,347 FIRST OF ALL, BAD IDEA, FOR THE 882 00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:56,081 DEMOCRATS? 883 00:26:56,147 --> 00:26:58,750 >> I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A BAD 884 00:26:58,817 --> 00:27:00,251 IDEA. 885 00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:01,553 ON THE ONE HAND YOU WANT TO SHOW 886 00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:04,055 A UNIFIED FRONT. 887 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:04,990 THEY ACTUALLY DON'T THEIR 888 00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:06,691 PARTY'S SEAT TO THE FIRE. 889 00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:09,427 THEY ARE SPENDING 85% OF THE 890 00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:10,295 TIME ATTACKING THEIR IDEOLOGICAL 891 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:11,663 OPPONENTS INSTEAD OF MAKING 892 00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:12,263 THEIR PARTY B EVERYTHING IT 893 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,698 COULD BE. 894 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:15,867 I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE 895 00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:20,071 SAID ABOUT AN ASPECT OF A PARTY 896 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:20,705 CHALLENGING, DEMOCRATS 897 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:22,007 CHALLENGING THE DEMOCRATS IN 898 00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:23,308 ORDER TO MAKE OF THE DEMOCRATS 899 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:24,209 BE BETTER. 900 00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:25,343 THAT BEING SAID, A PIECE OF 901 00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:28,346 ADVICE I WOULD GIVE TO HER IS TO 902 00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:29,647 AVOID FALLING INTO THE SAME US 903 00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:33,351 VERSUS THEM RHETORIC, BECAUSE I 904 00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:35,487 THINK SHE WILL BE TEMPTED TO DO 905 00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:36,821 THAT AND SHE WILL ATTACK MEMBERS 906 00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:40,058 OF HER OWN PARTY AND THAT COULD 907 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:40,325 BACKFIRE. 908 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,594 >> Bill: I REMEMBER SHE IS ONE 909 00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:43,495 OF THE SQUAD MEMBERS AND I 910 00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:44,596 REMEMBER WE TALKED ABOUT ON 911 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:48,666 THIS SHOW ONE NIGHT, BDS, THE 912 00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:51,269 BOY BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE WANT TO 913 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,003 DO AGAINST ISRAEL BECAUSE ISRAEL 914 00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:57,208 SOMEHOW GOT TO BE THE NAZIS. 915 00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:59,244 IT DIDN'T COME I THINK THAT IS A 916 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:00,078 BUNCH OF BULLSHIT, I THINK YOU 917 00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:03,248 WOULD AGREE WITH THAT. 918 00:28:03,314 --> 00:28:04,416 >> I WOULD. 919 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:05,150 >> Bill: THEN RASHIDA TLAIB 920 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:07,652 CALLED FOR ME TO BE BOYCOTTED, I 921 00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:08,586 SAID WE SHOULDN'T BOYCOTT AND 922 00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:09,988 HER WORDS, WE ARE GOING TO 923 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,023 BOYCOTT YOU. 924 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:14,125 WHEN PEOPLE SAY, WHY ARE YOU SO 925 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,394 HARD ON THE LEFT OF THESE DAYS? 926 00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:18,963 BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. 927 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,331 [APPLAUSE] 928 00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:24,102 WE HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION 929 00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:25,570 ABOUT THIS ISSUE CALLED BDS AND 930 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:26,471 YOU WANT TO BOYCOTT ME PEER TO 931 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,074 THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 932 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,475 THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, THE 933 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,544 DEMOCRATS ARE HOSTAGE TO THEIR 934 00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:33,311 CRAZY MINORITY AND THE 935 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:34,045 REPUBLICANS ARE HOSTAGE TO 936 00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:37,682 THEIR CRAZY MAJORITY. 937 00:28:37,749 --> 00:28:38,249 [APPLAUSE] 938 00:28:38,316 --> 00:28:40,718 >> Bill: DID YOU WRITE TO THAT 939 00:28:40,785 --> 00:28:40,952 ALREADY? 940 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:42,821 >> I JUST CAME UP WITH IT. 941 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,923 >> Bill: PUT IT IN THE COLUMN, 942 00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:45,190 IT'S GOOD. 943 00:28:45,256 --> 00:28:48,226 LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR NEW 944 00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:50,762 SUPREME COURT JUSTICE, 945 00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:51,229 KETANJI BROWN JACKSON. 946 00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:55,200 [APPLAUSE] 947 00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:56,501 I WAS SURPRISED, IT TOOK BIDEN A 948 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:57,635 LONG TIME TO COME UP WITH THE 949 00:28:57,702 --> 00:28:59,537 NAME. 950 00:28:59,604 --> 00:29:02,941 I GUESS HE WANTED TO DO HIS DUE 951 00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:04,476 DILIGENCE. 952 00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:05,176 SHE SEEMS INCREDIBLY QUALIFIED. 953 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:06,678 I DON'T KNOW WHY IT HAD TO BE 954 00:29:06,744 --> 00:29:08,379 SUCH A BIG DEAL, WHY COULDN'T HE 955 00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:09,147 HAVE JUST SAID, I'M GOING TO 956 00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:12,784 LOOK AT EVERYBODY AND THEN PICK 957 00:29:12,851 --> 00:29:13,084 A BLACK WOMAN? 958 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:16,855 BECAUSE THIS WAY, AN ASTOUNDING 959 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:20,592 POLL THAT I JUST SAW, 76% OF 960 00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:22,427 AMERICANS WANTED BIDEN TO 961 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:23,628 CONSIDER ALL POSSIBLE CHOICES. 962 00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:24,629 THEY DIDN'T LIKE THAT. 963 00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:28,399 INCLUDING ONLY 28% OF NONWHITE 964 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:30,702 AMERICANS WANTED BIDEN TO 965 00:29:30,768 --> 00:29:34,072 CONSIDER ONLY BLACK WOMEN. 966 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:34,839 THAT SHOCKED ME. 967 00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:37,041 BUT THEN I READ THIS ARTICLE 968 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:41,880 THIS WEEK ABOUT THEM, THE TWO 969 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:42,847 OLD DEMOCRATIC CANS WHO DO PULL 970 00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:44,516 IN, THEY'VE DONE IT FOR 20 971 00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:46,484 YEARS, ANALYZED AT THE PARTY. 972 00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:47,051 THEY SAY DEMOCRATS SUFFER FROM 973 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:49,621 THREE BIG MYTHS IN THE FIRST ONE 974 00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:52,457 IS THAT PEOPLE OF COLOR ALL 975 00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:52,790 THINK ALIKE. 976 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:55,426 >> CORRECT. 977 00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:57,428 >> Bill: IS THAT CORRECT? 978 00:29:57,495 --> 00:29:57,762 >> [LAUGHS] 979 00:29:57,829 --> 00:30:00,231 DIDN'T YOU KNOW, WE ALL THINK 980 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:00,798 ALIKE. 981 00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:02,500 WE ALL HAVE THE SAME SKIN COLOR 982 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:05,303 SO WE MAGICALLY COME TO THE SAME 983 00:30:05,370 --> 00:30:05,870 CONCLUSION ABOUT EVERYTHING. 984 00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:09,874 >> Bill: IT'S ALMOST MORE 985 00:30:09,941 --> 00:30:10,108 RACIST. 986 00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:11,643 >> THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. 987 00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:12,243 >> Bill: THE OTHER THREE 988 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,145 MYTHS, THE SECOND ONE IS THERE 989 00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:16,915 IS GOING TO BE A BIG PROGRESSIVE 990 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:17,248 TAKEOVER. 991 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:18,983 OR THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER 992 00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:21,786 THE PARTY. 993 00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:23,788 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS IN THE 994 00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:25,623 WORKS, WE'VE HEARD ABOUT A BLUE 995 00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:27,158 WAVE BEFORE AND IT DIDN'T 996 00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:27,625 MATERIALIZE. 997 00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:28,626 >> IT'S AN INTERESTING THING 998 00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:32,197 BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED ABOUT 999 00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:34,132 BIDEN'S DECISION TO PREANNOUNCED 1000 00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:36,801 THE RACE RACE AND GENDER OF THE 1001 00:30:36,868 --> 00:30:38,570 NOMINEE. 1002 00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:41,306 THE DEMOCRATS HAVE A PROBLEM 1003 00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:43,208 BEING SEEN AS A PARTY THAT HAS 1004 00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:45,910 HYPER RACIALIZED EVERYTHING. 1005 00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:47,879 I NOW THINK, SOMEONE CHANGED MY 1006 00:30:47,946 --> 00:30:49,280 MIND NOT ON THE PRINCIPLE BUT ON 1007 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:50,615 THE POLITICS, I THINK 1008 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:51,716 REPUBLICANS ARE GOING TO LOOK 1009 00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:55,486 VERY UGLY AND STUPID IF THEY 1010 00:30:55,553 --> 00:30:59,991 COME OUT DEMEANING AND DEMAGOGUE 1011 00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:02,660 IN SELLING WHAT SEEMS TO ME A 1012 00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:04,696 TOTALLY QUALIFIED CANDIDATE WHO 1013 00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:06,231 SHOULD BE BUYING SOME 1014 00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:07,765 INCREDIBLE DISCLOSURE, SHE SHOUE 1015 00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:08,166 CONFIRMED 100-0. 1016 00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:09,634 [APPLAUSE] 1017 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,670 >> Bill: LIKE THE OLD DAYS. 1018 00:31:12,737 --> 00:31:14,539 >> I SAY THAT AS SOMEONE WHO 1019 00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:15,873 DOESN'T AGREE WITH PROBABLY A 1020 00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:16,341 LOT OF THE POSITIONS. 1021 00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:17,742 >> BUT WE ALREADY HAVE AN 1022 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,444 EXAMPLE THAT. 1023 00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:20,211 LINDSEY GRAHAM TWEETED THIS 1024 00:31:20,278 --> 00:31:22,580 MORNING THAT HER NOMINATION IS 1025 00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:25,450 AN EXAMPLE OF A WIN FOR THE 1026 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:25,917 RADICAL LEFT. 1027 00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:30,221 MEANWHILE HE ACTUALLY CONFIRMED 1028 00:31:30,288 --> 00:31:31,889 HER IN THE D.C. COURT. 1029 00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:34,058 HE ACTUALLY VOTED FOR HER 1030 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:35,260 CONFIRMATION. 1031 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:37,028 YOU SEE THIS AUTOMATIC, THE 1032 00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:39,197 ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS -- 1033 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:40,832 >> Bill: LINDSEY AND SEES A 1034 00:31:40,898 --> 00:31:44,769 LOT OF THINGS BOTH WAYS. 1035 00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:45,036 [LAUGHTER] 1036 00:31:45,103 --> 00:31:48,139 >> WE WILL LEAVE IT AT THAT. 1037 00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:51,876 >> Bill: I MENTIONED -- 1038 00:31:51,943 --> 00:31:52,644 [LAUGHS] 1039 00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:53,244 I'M GETTING IN TROUBLE TODAY. 1040 00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:56,547 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS YEAR IS 1041 00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:58,116 GONE SO FAST, OUR FIRST HIATUS. 1042 00:31:58,182 --> 00:32:00,285 I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT BACK FROM 1043 00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:01,252 HAWAII AND IT WAS 1044 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:01,686 VALENTINE'S DAY. 1045 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,755 IT WAS ACTUALLY A MONTH AND A 1046 00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:04,656 HALF. 1047 00:32:04,722 --> 00:32:05,757 WHEN LIFE GOES BY THIS FAST I 1048 00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:07,859 ALWAYS LIKE TO DO ONE OF OUR 1049 00:32:07,925 --> 00:32:09,861 FAVORITE DEPARTMENTS HERE ON THE 1050 00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,963 SHOW CALLED, I DON'T KNOW IT FOR 1051 00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:15,433 A FACT, I JUST KNOW IT'S TRUE. 1052 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,703 [APPLAUSE] 1053 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,805 SO MUCH OF LIFE IS JUST LIKE 1054 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:23,007 THAT, YOU CAN'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL 1055 00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:24,442 THESE DAYS BUT SOME THINGS I 1056 00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:25,310 JUST KNOW. 1057 00:32:25,376 --> 00:32:25,910 HERE'S OUR EDITION TONIGHT, I 1058 00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:28,813 DON'T KNOW IT FOR EFFECT WHEN 1059 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:29,414 GHISLAINE MAXWELL TELLS HER 1060 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,516 PRISON GUARDS, SEE YOU IN THE 1061 00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:35,553 MORNING, THEY SAY, WE'LL SEE. 1062 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:35,820 [LAUGHTER] 1063 00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:38,122 I DON'T KNOW IT'S TRUE, I JUST 1064 00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:38,423 KNOW IT. 1065 00:32:38,489 --> 00:32:39,791 I DON'T KNOW FOR A FACT THAT 1066 00:32:39,857 --> 00:32:41,826 EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO THOUGHT 1067 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:44,429 THERE WAS A COSMIC SIGNIFICANCE 1068 00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:45,963 TO THE DATE 2/22/22 IS ALSO AN 1069 00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:46,564 AROMA THERAPIST ON THEIR THIRD 1070 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:49,600 MARRIAGE. 1071 00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:52,403 [APPLAUSE] 1072 00:32:52,470 --> 00:33:01,346 I DON'T KNOW FOR A FACT THAT 1073 00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:03,281 THE YEAR'S OSCARS DEATH MONTAGE 1074 00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:06,517 WILL INCLUDE THE OSCARS. 1075 00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:07,785 I DON'T KNOW FOR A FACT THAT 1076 00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:08,419 DURING NEXT WEEK'S STATE OF THE 1077 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:09,220 UNION, JOE BIDEN WILL SAY 1078 00:33:09,287 --> 00:33:10,188 SOMETHING NO HUMAN COULD 1079 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:11,255 POSSIBLY DISAGREE WITH, BUT 1080 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:12,390 EVERY REPUBLICAN WILL STILL SIT 1081 00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:13,925 THERE AND LOOK AT HIM LIKE HE 1082 00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:18,763 JUST FARTED. 1083 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:19,364 I JUST KNOW IT'S TRUE. 1084 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:23,601 [APPLAUSE] 1085 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:24,135 I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY. 1086 00:33:24,202 --> 00:33:27,004 [LAUGHTER] 1087 00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:28,673 WELL, SOMETIMES I WILL NEED YOUR 1088 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,041 PITY SO KEEP DOING THAT. 1089 00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:31,342 I DON'T KNOW FOR A FACT THAT 1090 00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:32,343 DESPITE WHAT THE AD ON PORNHUB 1091 00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:33,978 SAYS, THERE AREN'T ACTUALLY HOT 1092 00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:35,613 MILFs IN MY AREA WHO WANT TO 1093 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,984 FUCK RIGHT NOW. 1094 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:40,985 I JUST KNOW IT'S TRUE. 1095 00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:42,120 [APPLAUSE] 1096 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,221 I DON'T KNOW FOR A FACT THAT 1097 00:33:43,287 --> 00:33:44,756 "VEGAN TOILET PAPER," IS A FANCY 1098 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:49,394 PHRASE FOR "YOUR HAND." 1099 00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:50,395 [LAUGHTER] 1100 00:33:50,461 --> 00:33:51,963 I JUST KNOW IT'S TRUE. 1101 00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:52,797 I DON'T KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THE 1102 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,065 PERSON AT STARBUCKS WHO SAYS THE 1103 00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:54,999 WRONG NAME ON THE CUP KNOWS DAMN 1104 00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,568 WELL WHAT THE NAME REALLY SAYS. 1105 00:33:57,635 --> 00:34:05,076 [LAUGHTER] 1106 00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:08,146 TWICE A YEAR WE DO THAT, OKAY. 1107 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:10,648 NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT UKRAINE. 1108 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,850 IT IS PRETTY SAD TO WATCH WHAT'S 1109 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:13,117 GOING ON. 1110 00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:16,988 I MUST SAY, I'VE READ THIS 1111 00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:18,156 BEFORE, THIS IS THE WORST THING 1112 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:19,390 TO HAPPEN IN EUROPE SINCE 1113 00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:19,724 WORLD WAR II. 1114 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,125 I READ THAT ABOUT THE BALKAN 1115 00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:22,560 WAR. 1116 00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:25,830 BUT IT'S SIMILAR AND IT'S 1117 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:26,597 HEARTBREAKING. 1118 00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:28,900 THE QUESTION AS I WAS ASKING THE 1119 00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:31,135 CONGRESSMAN, IF WE ARE NOT GOING 1120 00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:32,437 TO SEND TROOPS AND THE 1121 00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:33,905 SANCTIONS ARE GOING TO HURT THE 1122 00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:36,374 PEOPLE MORE THAN THEY ARE GOING 1123 00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:40,445 TO HURT PUTIN, BECAUSE I SAW 1124 00:34:40,511 --> 00:34:41,078 THAT IN CUBAN, WE'VE SEEN THAT 1125 00:34:41,145 --> 00:34:42,380 IN A RAN 1126 00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:49,854 IRAN. 1127 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,355 AFGHANISTAN IS STARVING NOW AND 1128 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:52,023 A LOT OF THAT IS BECAUSE OF THE 1129 00:34:52,089 --> 00:34:54,992 WAY WE ARE SQUEEZING THE REGIME. 1130 00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:56,994 WHAT IS THE ANSWER, BECAUSE I I 1131 00:34:57,061 --> 00:34:57,295 DON'T KNOW. 1132 00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:59,363 >> FIRST OF ALL WE SHOULD DO 1133 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,098 EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER TO HELP 1134 00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:02,433 BRAVE UKRAINIAN PEOPLE STAND UP 1135 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:02,934 FOR THEIR FREEDOM AND 1136 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,636 INDEPENDENCE AND THAT SHOULD BE 1137 00:35:05,703 --> 00:35:06,804 A MORAL ABSOLUTE IN THIS 1138 00:35:06,871 --> 00:35:07,271 COUNTRY. 1139 00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:09,674 IF PEOPLE CAN'T SEE THAT, MAYBE 1140 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:10,741 TUCKER CARLSON AND OTHERS CAN'T 1141 00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:12,443 SEE THAT THAN THEY ARE LOSING 1142 00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:13,611 SIGHT OF DEMOCRACY. 1143 00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:17,081 SO THERE IS A MORAL QUESTION. 1144 00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:19,817 [APPLAUSE] 1145 00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:21,052 IT SHOULDN'T END AT SANCTIONS 1146 00:35:21,118 --> 00:35:21,919 BECAUSE PUTIN ISN'T GOING TO END 1147 00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:23,821 AT UKRAINE. 1148 00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:26,991 I DON'T WANT TO MAKE THE HITLER 1149 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:29,093 ANALOGY, BUT THIS IS 1150 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,829 CZECHOSLOVAKIA 1938. 1151 00:35:31,896 --> 00:35:33,498 >> Bill: WELL -- 1152 00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:34,031 >> NO -- 1153 00:35:34,098 --> 00:35:36,667 >> Bill: THE QUESTION IS, IS 1154 00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:37,235 PUTIN HITLER? 1155 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:40,304 IS HE STRONG ENOUGH TO BE HITLE 1156 00:35:40,371 --> 00:35:41,272 HITLER? 1157 00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:41,839 I UNDERSTAND, A DICTATOR IN 1158 00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:43,674 EUROPE WHO IS BITING OFF LITTLE 1159 00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:44,775 PIECES OF THE COUNTRY. 1160 00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:45,877 HITLER DID IT QUICKLY. 1161 00:35:45,943 --> 00:35:48,045 THIS GUY TOOK A GEORGIA IN 2008, 1162 00:35:48,112 --> 00:35:51,015 CRIMEA IN 2014. 1163 00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:53,417 WE WILL BE USING BITCOIN ON MARS 1164 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,920 BEFORE HE GETS TO PARIS. 1165 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,455 [LAUGHTER] 1166 00:35:57,522 --> 00:35:58,189 >> ARE YOU SURE? 1167 00:35:58,256 --> 00:35:59,991 >> Bill: I'M JUST SAYING, THIS 1168 00:36:00,057 --> 00:36:01,058 IS NOT EXACTLY A BLITZKRIEG IF 1169 00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:03,461 HE IS TAKING OVER EUROPE THIS 1170 00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:03,661 SLOW. 1171 00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:05,229 I DON'T WANT HIM TO TAKE OVER 1172 00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:06,564 EUROPE, I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU 1173 00:36:06,631 --> 00:36:08,666 BRING OUT THE HITLER ANALOGY, 1174 00:36:08,733 --> 00:36:10,868 BEHIND IT HAS TO BE THE IDEA 1175 00:36:10,935 --> 00:36:12,837 THAT PUTIN AND HIS COUNTRY ARE 1176 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:15,039 AS STRONG AS GERMANY IN 1938, 1177 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:16,774 AND THIS IS THEIR INTENT. 1178 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,476 IS PUTIN THERE, IS HE GOING TO 1179 00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:21,712 TAKE POLAND? 1180 00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:23,247 >> WILL HE BE STRONG IF OUR 1181 00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:24,448 STANCE IS TO DO NOTHING? 1182 00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:26,450 AND OUR STANCE HAS BEEN TO DO 1183 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:28,386 NOTHING, FOR VERY LONG TIME, 1184 00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:29,020 ESSENTIALLY, FOR THE PAST 20 1185 00:36:29,086 --> 00:36:32,456 YEARS ACTUALLY. 1186 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:33,658 >> Bill: NOTHING ABOUT THIS IN 1187 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:33,958 PARTICULAR? 1188 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,826 >> ABOUT THE DIFFERENT MOVES 1189 00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:36,761 THAT PUTIN HAS MADE TO SIGNAL TO 1190 00:36:36,827 --> 00:36:39,530 THE INTERNATIONAL ORDER THAT IF 1191 00:36:39,597 --> 00:36:41,399 WE DON'T STOP HIM, HE WILL 1192 00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:45,069 CONTINUE TO TRY TO RESURRECT 1193 00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:46,037 PIECES OF THE SOVIET EMPIRE. 1194 00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:47,471 HE'S BEEN ON THE RECORD SAYING 1195 00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:48,873 THIS IS HIS VISION. 1196 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:52,410 SO I DON'T KNOW IF I PERSONALLY 1197 00:36:52,476 --> 00:36:53,444 WOULD AUTOMATICALLY SAY THAT 1198 00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:57,648 TROOPS ARE OFF THE TABLE. 1199 00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:59,383 THIS MAY VERY WELL BE -- 1200 00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:00,585 >> Bill: AMERICAN TROOPS? 1201 00:37:00,651 --> 00:37:01,919 >> YES. 1202 00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:03,621 >> Bill: HE WOULD SEND 1203 00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:03,988 AMERICAN TROOPS? 1204 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,957 >> I DON'T KNOW THAT I WOULD 1205 00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:06,857 SEND THEM TO UKRAINE 1206 00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:07,224 SPECIFICALLY -- 1207 00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:09,460 >> Bill: THAT IS WHERE THE WAR 1208 00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:09,627 IS. 1209 00:37:09,694 --> 00:37:11,162 >> BUT WE ARE ALREADY SENDING 1210 00:37:11,228 --> 00:37:13,431 TROOPS TO POLAND, THAT IS 1211 00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:15,466 ALREADY HAPPENING, SO I WOULD BE 1212 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:16,434 CAREFUL WITH SIGNALING TO PUTIN 1213 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,869 THAT WE WILL DO NOTHING 1214 00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:20,071 MILITARILY TO STOP HIM. 1215 00:37:20,137 --> 00:37:21,272 BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T THAT JUST 1216 00:37:21,339 --> 00:37:22,873 ENCOURAGE HIM TO KEEP DOING IT? 1217 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:26,611 [APPLAUSE] 1218 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:29,246 >> HE INVADED GEORGIA IN 2008, 1219 00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,581 THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION MADE 1220 00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:32,216 SOME STATEMENTS, WE BASICALLY 1221 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:32,850 DID NOTHING. 1222 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,419 HE INVADED CRIMEA IN 2014, THE 1223 00:37:35,486 --> 00:37:37,755 OBAMA ADMINISTRATION MADE A FEW 1224 00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:39,790 STATEMENTS, THEY BASICALLY 1225 00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:40,124 DID NOTHING. 1226 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:42,593 THEN HE INVADED AND STARTED A 1227 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:44,195 WAR THAT KILLED 18,000 PEOPLE IN 1228 00:37:44,261 --> 00:37:46,430 EASTERN UKRAINE, WE DID NOTHING. 1229 00:37:46,497 --> 00:37:47,465 NOW HE HAS INVADED UKRAINE AS A 1230 00:37:47,531 --> 00:37:47,665 WHOLE. 1231 00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:50,701 MAYBE HE WILL HAVE AN ON 1232 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:51,769 SOLUTION WITH BELARUS 1233 00:37:51,836 --> 00:37:58,242 , MAYBE TALK ABOUT RUSSIAN -- HA 1234 00:37:58,309 --> 00:38:01,078 PROVOCATION, USE HIS 1235 00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:01,712 INTELLIGENCE SERVICES TO STIR 1236 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:03,280 THE POT. 1237 00:38:03,347 --> 00:38:05,016 IF YOU DON'T STAND UP TO 1238 00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:07,284 CHARACTERS LIKE PUTIN YOU ARE 1239 00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:08,285 LETTING DOWN -- 1240 00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:09,620 >> Bill: STAND UP. 1241 00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:12,056 IF YOU'RE GOING TO SEND AMERICAN 1242 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,425 TROOPS OR YOU ARE JUST FUCKING 1243 00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:14,859 TALKING. 1244 00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:17,795 IT IS SO EASY, I AGREE, MORALLY, 1245 00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:19,030 WE STAND WITH THE PEOPLE. 1246 00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:21,198 BUT WHAT ARE WE REALLY -- 1247 00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:22,500 >> THE SOVIET UNION CAME DOWN 1248 00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:24,835 BECAUSE WE DIDN'T SEND AMERICAN 1249 00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:26,537 TROOPS, WE SENT STINGER MISSILES 1250 00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:28,005 TO AFGHANISTAN AND HUMILIATED 1251 00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:28,773 THEM IN AFGHANISTAN. 1252 00:38:28,839 --> 00:38:30,074 >> Bill: BUT THAT IS NOT WHY 1253 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,843 THE SOVIET UNION FELL. 1254 00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:35,513 >> IT HAD A OF AN EFFECT ON THE 1255 00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:38,082 COLLAPSE OF THE SOVIET UNION. 1256 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,684 >> Bill: SOVIET UNION FELL 1257 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:40,785 BECAUSE COMMUNISM IS A SYSTEM 1258 00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:43,020 THAT WAS GOING TO IMPOVERISH THE 1259 00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:43,821 COUNTRY. 1260 00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:46,023 >> COMMUNISM STILL OPERATES IN 1261 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:46,357 NORTH KOREA. 1262 00:38:46,424 --> 00:38:48,092 >> Bill: RIGHT, IMPOVERISHED. 1263 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,760 >> THERE WILL NOT BE A SILVER 1264 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:51,162 BULLET, WE HAVE TO SANCTION 1265 00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:52,563 THEIR OLIGARCHS, KICK THEM OUT 1266 00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:54,565 OF THEIR MANSIONS IN LONDON, 1267 00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:56,000 SEND U.S. AND NATO TROOPS TO 1268 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:57,334 FRONT-LINE STATES AND 1269 00:38:57,401 --> 00:38:58,035 EVENTUALLY, SOME ACCUMULATION, 1270 00:38:58,102 --> 00:39:00,871 WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO EXPOSE 1271 00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:02,306 PUTIN'S CORRUPT WEALTH AND AT 1272 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:03,407 SOME POINT THE RUSSIANS WILL SEE 1273 00:39:03,474 --> 00:39:05,443 THEY ARE BEING SWINDLED BY THEIR 1274 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:06,577 LEADERSHIP. 1275 00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:08,179 [APPLAUSE] 1276 00:39:08,245 --> 00:39:09,947 >> Bill: I HAVE BEEN A VERY 1277 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:13,584 VOCAL CRITIC OF CRYPTOCURRENCY 1278 00:39:13,651 --> 00:39:14,185 ON THIS SHOW. 1279 00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:15,953 I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT, I THINK 1280 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,188 IT IS A PONZI SCHEME, I DON'T 1281 00:39:17,254 --> 00:39:20,524 THINK ANYBODY REALLY UNDERSTANDS 1282 00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:22,960 IT, THERE IS NO PRODUCT BEHIND 1283 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:23,127 IT. 1284 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,161 IT'S INCREDIBLY HORRIBLE FOR THE 1285 00:39:24,228 --> 00:39:25,696 ENVIRONMENT AND I GET SOME DIRTY 1286 00:39:25,763 --> 00:39:27,765 LOOKS AT DINNER PARTIES OR IN 1287 00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:29,467 RESTAURANTS, MILLENNIALS ARE BIG 1288 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,968 INTO CRYPTO, YOU JUST DON'T GET 1289 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:31,635 IT. 1290 00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:32,636 THEN I ASK THEM ABOUT THE 1291 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:33,471 ENVIRONMENT AND THEY'VE NEVER 1292 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:35,573 HEARD OF THE FACT THAT IT USES 1293 00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:37,875 MORE ENERGY THAN SOME WHOLE 1294 00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:39,143 COUNTRIES. 1295 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,611 >> IT'S TRUE. 1296 00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:42,012 >> Bill: THE OTHER THING THAT 1297 00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:43,447 IS SO SHITTY ABOUT 1298 00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:44,482 CRYPTOCURRENCY, THIS IS HOW 1299 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:46,183 PEOPLE LIKE PUTIN ARE GOING TO 1300 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:48,219 AVOID BEING AFFECTED BY 1301 00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:49,954 SANCTIONS. 1302 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:50,788 CRYPTOCURRENCY, YOU CAN'T 1303 00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:51,689 SANCTION CRYPTOCURRENCY. 1304 00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:52,957 AND THERE IS A LOT OF MONEY 1305 00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:54,825 MOVING INTO IT. 1306 00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:56,360 I THINK EL SALVADOR USES IT AS 1307 00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:57,762 THEIR OFFICIAL CURRENCY NOW. 1308 00:39:57,828 --> 00:39:58,796 THIS IS GOING TO HELP PEOPLE 1309 00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:02,833 LIKE PUTIN EVADE THE COMEUPPANCE 1310 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,002 THAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HAVING 1311 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,404 HIM COME UP TO. 1312 00:40:07,471 --> 00:40:10,374 >> I WILL SAY, LISTEN, I AM ONE 1313 00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:11,375 OF THOSE MILLENNIALS WHO HAS NO 1314 00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:14,845 IDEA HOW CRYPTOCURRENCY WORKS. 1315 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:15,946 >> Bill: NO ONE DOES, DON'T 1316 00:40:16,013 --> 00:40:17,681 WORRY ABOUT IT, NO ONE DOES. 1317 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:20,184 [APPLAUSE] 1318 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:23,554 >> BUT I WILL SAY, MY VERY BRIEF 1319 00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:24,188 UNDERSTANDING IS CRYPTOCURRENCY 1320 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,457 IS A TOOL THAT CAN BE USED FOR 1321 00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:28,025 GOOD OR EVIL. 1322 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,260 YES, THE RUSSIANS ARE USING IT 1323 00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:30,594 BUT THE UKRAINIANS ARE ALSO 1324 00:40:30,661 --> 00:40:31,028 USING IT. 1325 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:34,465 $4.1 MILLION -- SORRY, NOT 1326 00:40:34,532 --> 00:40:37,101 DOLLARS, CRYPTOCURRENCY. 1327 00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:40,137 BITCOIN HAS ALREADY BEEN ADDED 1328 00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:40,671 TO THE UKRAINIAN MILITARY. 1329 00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:44,108 >> Bill: OH, THAT WILL STOP 1330 00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:45,209 THEM. 1331 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:45,476 [LAUGHTER] 1332 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:48,379 4 MILLION IN BITCOIN? 1333 00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:50,781 >> I'M JUST SAYING, BOTH ARE 1334 00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:51,048 USING IT. 1335 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,217 AND I DON'T THINK THE 1336 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,885 INFRASTRUCTURE FOR CRYPTO IS AT 1337 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:57,087 SCALE FOR RUSSIA TO BE ABLE TO 1338 00:40:57,154 --> 00:40:58,022 ACTUALLY AVOID CRIPPLING 1339 00:40:58,088 --> 00:40:58,289 SANCTIONS. 1340 00:40:58,355 --> 00:41:00,357 >> BUT IF IT IS A BOGUS CURRENCY 1341 00:41:00,424 --> 00:41:02,059 AS YOU'VE SUGGESTED, AND I AGREE 1342 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,228 WITH YOU, AND IF THE RUSSIANS 1343 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,596 WANT TO MOVE HEAVILY INTO 1344 00:41:05,663 --> 00:41:08,065 BITCOIN, I SAY LET THEM DO IT. 1345 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:08,799 [APPLAUSE] 1346 00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:10,234 >> THAT IS A GOOD POINT. 1347 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,236 >> IF IT IS A PONZI SCHEME AND 1348 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:13,804 NOT BACKED UP BY SOVEREIGN 1349 00:41:13,871 --> 00:41:16,640 POWER, HAS NO INSURANCE, IS 1350 00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:19,410 BASICALLY JUST A PIECE OF 1351 00:41:19,476 --> 00:41:22,146 IMAGINATION AND CODE, THEN 1352 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:24,949 VLADIMIR, LET ME STEER YOU TO AN 1353 00:41:25,015 --> 00:41:25,249 INVESTMENT. 1354 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:29,553 [APPLAUSE] 1355 00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:30,955 >> Bill: SO THE REPUBLICANS 1356 00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:32,923 HAVE BEEN SORT OF LIKE FLIRTING 1357 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,358 WITH RUSSIA FOR QUITE A WHILE 1358 00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:35,626 NOW, WHICH IS SO INTERESTING TO 1359 00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:37,027 ME BECAUSE WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, 1360 00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:40,197 THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WAS SO 1361 00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:40,497 ANTI-RUSSIA. 1362 00:41:40,564 --> 00:41:42,933 THAT IS HOW RONALD REAGAN BECAME 1363 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,902 A HERO, THE EVIL EMPIRE AND ALL 1364 00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:45,202 THAT. 1365 00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:46,804 WE DID AN EDITORIAL ON THIS SHOW 1366 00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,272 A FEW YEARS AGO, WHY DID THIS 1367 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,574 FLIP SO BADLY? 1368 00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:51,909 I SHOWED SOME QUOTES FROM PEOPLE 1369 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:53,010 AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW THEM 1370 00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:55,846 NOW, AND COULTER SAID IN 20 1371 00:41:55,913 --> 00:41:58,682 YEARS RUSSIA WILL BE THE ONLY 1372 00:41:58,749 --> 00:42:00,451 COUNTRY RECOGNIZABLY EUROPEAN. 1373 00:42:00,517 --> 00:42:01,752 MATT DRUDGE, PUTIN IS THE LEADER 1374 00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:03,153 OF THE FREE WORLD. 1375 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:05,122 I THINK THEY ALL GOT THIS FROM 1376 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,658 DAVID DUKE BACK IN 2004, HE SAID 1377 00:42:07,725 --> 00:42:09,159 RUSSIA IS THE KEY TO WHITE 1378 00:42:09,226 --> 00:42:09,426 SURVIVAL. 1379 00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:11,195 THAT IS THE POINT I WAS TRYING 1380 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:12,830 TO MAKE THAT NIGHT AND I'M 1381 00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:13,864 WONDERING IF YOU COULD WEIGH IN 1382 00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:16,800 ON THIS, THE WORLD HAS BECOME A 1383 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:17,868 LOT MORE DIVERSE. 1384 00:42:17,935 --> 00:42:20,304 I TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE 1385 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,839 FIRST TIME I WENT TO LONDON IN 1386 00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:23,674 THE 1980s IT WAS A COMPLETELY 1387 00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:25,609 WHITE CITY AND NOW IT'S A 1388 00:42:25,676 --> 00:42:26,343 BEAUTIFUL DIVERSE CITY. 1389 00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:27,044 RUSSIA IS THE ONE PLACE IN THE 1390 00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:36,754 WORLD THAT SAYS NO TO DIVERSITY. 1391 00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:38,956 I CLOSE IT BY SAYING THE 1392 00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:40,157 REPUBLICANS DON'T SEE MEDDLING 1393 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,926 IN OUR ELECTION AS A BAD THING. 1394 00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:43,694 THEY SEE IT AS WHITE PEOPLE 1395 00:42:43,761 --> 00:42:44,161 HELPING WHITE PEOPLE. 1396 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:46,397 [APPLAUSE] 1397 00:42:46,463 --> 00:42:47,898 THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF A 1398 00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:50,601 DIVERSE WORLD, RUSSIA IS THEIR 1399 00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:53,203 SAVIOR COUNTRY. 1400 00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:54,838 >> I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY A 1401 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:56,040 LITTLE BIT MORE COMPLICATED THAN 1402 00:42:56,106 --> 00:42:56,240 THAT. 1403 00:42:56,307 --> 00:43:00,577 I THINK WHAT'S GOING ON IS THE 1404 00:43:00,644 --> 00:43:01,211 REPUBLICANS ARE UNCONSCIOUSLY, 1405 00:43:01,278 --> 00:43:04,949 MAY BE CONSCIOUSLY IMITATING 1406 00:43:05,015 --> 00:43:09,520 WOKENESS, BECAUSE IF YOU REALLY 1407 00:43:09,586 --> 00:43:11,588 UNPACK WOKENESS, WOKENESS 1408 00:43:11,655 --> 00:43:12,589 FUNDAMENTALLY DISRESPECTS THE 1409 00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:14,558 SANCTITY OF THE INDIVIDUAL. 1410 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:15,793 IT ASSUMES THE LIVED EXPERIENCE 1411 00:43:15,859 --> 00:43:19,296 IS PEOPLE BASED UPON SKIN COLOR, 1412 00:43:19,363 --> 00:43:20,798 IT ENCOURAGES THE SEGREGATION OF 1413 00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:22,333 PEOPLE BASED UPON SKIN COLOR. 1414 00:43:22,399 --> 00:43:24,234 THE REPUBLICANS IN MANY WAYS ARE 1415 00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:24,868 RESPONDING IN KIND AND THEY ARE 1416 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:28,839 IMITATING THAT KIND OF WOKE 1417 00:43:28,906 --> 00:43:29,106 SENTIMENT. 1418 00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:31,775 >> Bill: RIGHT. 1419 00:43:31,842 --> 00:43:33,978 >> SO IF WE WANT THAT TO STOP IT 1420 00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:36,046 IS EVEN MORE INCUMBENT UPON THE 1421 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:37,815 DEMOCRATS TO GET THEIR ACT 1422 00:43:37,881 --> 00:43:39,950 TOGETHER AND SAY NO TO ELEMENTS 1423 00:43:40,017 --> 00:43:41,485 OF THAT, BECAUSE THE REPUBLICAN 1424 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:45,756 PARTY IS SEEING THAT AS 1425 00:43:45,823 --> 00:43:46,824 SOMETHING WITH WHICH TO GAIN 1426 00:43:46,890 --> 00:43:47,925 POWER AND INFLUENCE. 1427 00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:50,361 I THINK IN MANY WAYS THERE IS AN 1428 00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:50,794 IMITATION GOING ON. 1429 00:43:50,861 --> 00:43:52,663 >> Bill: INTERESTING. 1430 00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:54,598 >> I THINK THAT IS SUCH AN 1431 00:43:54,665 --> 00:43:55,099 IMPORTANT INSIGHT. 1432 00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:56,367 IT'S ALSO JOE BIDEN'S 1433 00:43:56,433 --> 00:43:57,034 OPPORTUNITY TO TURN AROUND HIS 1434 00:43:57,101 --> 00:43:58,936 PRESIDENCY AND TO REMIND US HE 1435 00:43:59,003 --> 00:44:02,206 IS THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD 1436 00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:03,173 AND THE FREE WORLD MEANS 1437 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,074 SOMETHING AND ONE OF THE THINGS 1438 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,477 IT MEANS IS AN OPEN SOCIETY, 1439 00:44:06,543 --> 00:44:07,778 OPEN TO PEOPLE OF EVERY 1440 00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:10,180 BACKGROUND AND SKIN COLOR AND 1441 00:44:10,247 --> 00:44:10,848 ETHNICITY AND RELIGION, AND HE 1442 00:44:10,914 --> 00:44:15,953 IS GOING TO CHAMPION THAT WORLD 1443 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:17,588 AGAINST ALL ENEMIES FOREIGN AND 1444 00:44:17,654 --> 00:44:18,622 DOMESTIC. 1445 00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:23,193 THE GREATEST ENEMIES, FOREIGN 1446 00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:24,762 BEING MR. XI IN CHINA AND 1447 00:44:24,828 --> 00:44:26,096 MR. PUTIN IN RUSSIA, AND ENEMIES 1448 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:27,398 WHO WANT TO TEAR THIS COUNTRY 1449 00:44:27,464 --> 00:44:28,499 APART AND TURN IT INTO A 1450 00:44:28,565 --> 00:44:30,968 FACSIMILE OF WHAT THEY IMAGINE 1451 00:44:31,035 --> 00:44:31,435 RUSSIA TO BE. 1452 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:33,404 >> Bill: WE WILL LEAVE IT AT 1453 00:44:33,470 --> 00:44:33,771 THAT, THANK YOU. 1454 00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:36,740 WELL SAID. 1455 00:44:36,807 --> 00:44:39,777 IT'S TIME FOR "NEW RULES!" 1456 00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:44,014 [APPLAUSE] 1457 00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:45,682 NEW RULE: YES, IT'S FUN TO BLAME 1458 00:44:45,749 --> 00:44:47,184 BIDEN FOR EVERYTHING, BUT IF 1459 00:44:47,251 --> 00:44:49,019 RUSSIA INVADING UKRAINE CAUSES 1460 00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:50,487 GAS TO GO UP TO SIX BUCKS A 1461 00:44:50,554 --> 00:44:51,155 GALLON, AT LEAST PUT PUTIN ON 1462 00:44:51,221 --> 00:44:55,092 THAT STUPID STICKER. 1463 00:44:55,159 --> 00:44:55,359 [LAUGHTER] 1464 00:44:55,426 --> 00:45:05,836 [APPLAUSE] 1465 00:45:05,903 --> 00:45:09,740 AND DON'T FORGET WHO CUPPED HIS 1466 00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:10,007 BALLS. 1467 00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:12,342 [APPLAUSE] 1468 00:45:12,409 --> 00:45:13,444 NEW RULE: PROTESTERS MUST GET 1469 00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:14,645 BACK TO CARRYING SIGNS THAT TELL 1470 00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:15,579 US WHAT THEY'RE PROTESTING, 1471 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:16,346 BECAUSE IT'S SO HARD TO TELL 1472 00:45:16,413 --> 00:45:19,483 ANYMORE. 1473 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:20,951 [LAUGHTER] 1474 00:45:21,018 --> 00:45:22,019 THESE FOLKS WALKING ACROSS A 1475 00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:23,287 LONDON STREET IN THEIR SKIVVIES 1476 00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:24,321 ARE SUING THE CITY FOR CHARGING 1477 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:26,123 A FEE TO SWIM IN A LOCAL POND. 1478 00:45:26,190 --> 00:45:26,657 BUT THIS DOESN'T SAY, 1479 00:45:26,723 --> 00:45:29,460 "PROTESTING NEW FEE." 1480 00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:30,060 IT SAYS, "WORST BEATLES COVER 1481 00:45:30,127 --> 00:45:32,529 BAND EVER." 1482 00:45:32,596 --> 00:45:38,268 [LAUGHTER] 1483 00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:40,237 NEW RULE: IF WE CAN PUT RICH 1484 00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:41,505 RANDOS IN SPACE, SCIENTISTS HAVE 1485 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:42,806 TO MAKE A POWER WINDOW THAT 1486 00:45:42,873 --> 00:45:43,440 STOPS MOVING WHEN I STOP PUSHING 1487 00:45:43,507 --> 00:45:46,410 THE BUTTON. 1488 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:47,511 UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN. 1489 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:48,178 ONE MORE INCH. 1490 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:49,713 ONE LESS. 1491 00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:56,086 I'M NOT LOOKING FOR YOUR G-SPOT, 1492 00:45:56,153 --> 00:45:58,188 [LAUGHTER] 1493 00:45:58,255 --> 00:45:59,089 I JUST WANT TO GET THE POT SMELL 1494 00:45:59,156 --> 00:46:02,860 OUT OF THE RENTAL CAR. 1495 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:07,364 [LAUGHTER] 1496 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:08,932 NEW RULE: ROMANTIC COMEDIES HAVE 1497 00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:11,969 TO STOP ORDERING ME AROUND. 1498 00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:12,636 WHY ARE THE TITLES ALWAYS DIRECT 1499 00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:17,241 COMMANDS? 1500 00:46:17,307 --> 00:46:18,442 THIS MONTH, IT'S "MARRY ME." 1501 00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:19,409 BUT GO BACK THROUGH THE YEARS 1502 00:46:19,476 --> 00:46:22,246 AND YOU'LL SEE, WE'VE ALSO HAD 1503 00:46:22,312 --> 00:46:23,614 KISS ME, KISS ME AGAIN, SHUT UP 1504 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:24,314 AND KISS ME, KISS ME FOR 1505 00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:25,549 CHRISTMAS, MEET ME AT CHRISTMAS, 1506 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:27,084 MARRY ME AT CHRISTMAS, MARRY ME 1507 00:46:27,151 --> 00:46:28,752 FOR CHRISTMAS, MARRY ME THIS 1508 00:46:28,819 --> 00:46:29,987 CHRISTMAS, TAKE ME SOMEWHERE 1509 00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:32,723 NICE, TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT, 1510 00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:33,957 SURPRISE ME, REMEMBER ME, DANCE 1511 00:46:34,024 --> 00:46:36,293 WITH ME, STAY WITH ME, SLEEP 1512 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,464 WITH ME, TALK TO ME, TOUCH ME 1513 00:46:40,531 --> 00:46:46,003 AND LIE TO ME! 1514 00:46:46,069 --> 00:46:46,270 [LAUGHTER] 1515 00:46:46,336 --> 00:46:50,140 [APPLAUSE] 1516 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:54,578 HERE'S MY MOVIE: "NO." 1517 00:46:54,645 --> 00:47:01,618 [LAUGHTER] 1518 00:47:01,685 --> 00:47:02,953 I DON'T WANT THIS TO SOUND 1519 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:04,021 HARSH, BUT MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE 1520 00:47:04,087 --> 00:47:07,124 SINGLE IF YOU WEREN'T SO BOSSY. 1521 00:47:07,191 --> 00:47:12,396 [LAUGHTER] 1522 00:47:12,462 --> 00:47:13,030 MAKES SENSE WHEN YOU PUT IT ALL 1523 00:47:13,096 --> 00:47:14,765 TOGETHER. 1524 00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:16,366 NEW RULE: THIS NEW PRODUCT 1525 00:47:16,433 --> 00:47:18,035 CALLED THE SATISFYER HEATED 1526 00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:19,970 MASTURBATOR FOR MEN HAS TO LOOK 1527 00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:20,571 LESS LIKE A REGULAR HOUSEHOLD 1528 00:47:20,637 --> 00:47:22,139 APPLIANCE. 1529 00:47:22,206 --> 00:47:31,848 MAKE IT PINK. 1530 00:47:31,915 --> 00:47:32,249 BEDAZZLE IT. 1531 00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:33,083 SOMETHING. 1532 00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:34,284 WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE STILL STUCK 1533 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:34,985 AT HOME, THE LAST THING WE NEED 1534 00:47:35,052 --> 00:47:35,586 TO HEAR IS, "MOM, DAD GOT HIS 1535 00:47:35,652 --> 00:47:39,723 DICK STUCK IN ALEXA AGAIN." 1536 00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:40,924 [APPLAUSE] 1537 00:47:40,991 --> 00:47:42,726 I'M SO PROUD OF MY WORK. 1538 00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:43,894 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE: NOW THAT 1539 00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:45,162 TRUMP'S POLL NUMBERS ARE FALLING 1540 00:47:45,229 --> 00:47:46,797 LIKE A ROCK, DEMOCRATS MUST 1541 00:47:46,863 --> 00:47:48,098 REALIZE THAT THE WAY TO GET HIS 1542 00:47:48,165 --> 00:47:48,899 VOTERS BACK IS THROUGH 1543 00:47:48,966 --> 00:47:53,136 GRACIOUSNESS. 1544 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:54,438 YEAH. 1545 00:47:54,504 --> 00:47:55,806 A RARE OPPORTUNITY IS PRESENTING 1546 00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:56,573 ITSELF THESE DAYS FOR AMERICA TO 1547 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,709 RETURN TO THE MORE NORMAL TIME 1548 00:47:58,775 --> 00:48:00,010 WE HAD BEFORE TRUMP, BECAUSE 1549 00:48:00,077 --> 00:48:00,644 FINALLY THERE ARE SIGNS THAT THE 1550 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:01,178 TRUMP FEVER IS STARTING TO 1551 00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:02,813 BREAK. 1552 00:48:02,879 --> 00:48:05,215 ATTENDANCE IS DOWN AT HIS 1553 00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:06,383 RALLIES, AND HIS PRESS RELEASE 1554 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:10,754 BRAIN FARTS DON'T MAKE NEWS LIKE 1555 00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:13,190 THEY ONCE DID WITH THE TWEETS. 1556 00:48:13,257 --> 00:48:14,725 WHEN HE BRAYS FOR ATTENTION NOW 1557 00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:15,559 IT FEELS LIKE MADONNA SINGING 1558 00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:19,096 "BITCH, I'M MADONNA." 1559 00:48:19,162 --> 00:48:21,765 [APPLAUSE] 1560 00:48:21,832 --> 00:48:22,899 IF YOU HAVE TO SAY IT, MAYBE YOU 1561 00:48:22,966 --> 00:48:27,938 AIN'T IT ANYMORE. 1562 00:48:28,005 --> 00:48:29,306 [APPLAUSE] 1563 00:48:29,373 --> 00:48:36,446 AND LOOK AT THESE RECENT POLL 1564 00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:37,214 NUMBERS: IN OCTOBER 2020, 54% OF 1565 00:48:37,281 --> 00:48:37,981 REPUBLICANS SAID THEY WERE MORE 1566 00:48:38,048 --> 00:48:39,116 LOYAL TO TRUMP THAN THE PARTY, 1567 00:48:39,182 --> 00:48:39,983 AND ONLY 38% CHOSE THE PARTY 1568 00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:40,751 OVER TRUMP. 1569 00:48:40,817 --> 00:48:41,618 NOW THOSE NUMBERS HAVE 1570 00:48:41,685 --> 00:48:42,686 ESSENTIALLY FLIPPED. 1571 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,221 OKAY, THIS CAN'T ALL BE COMING 1572 00:48:44,288 --> 00:48:46,256 FROM THE RAW, ANIMAL MAGNETISM 1573 00:48:46,323 --> 00:48:49,293 OF MITCH McCONNELL. 1574 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:56,333 [LAUGHTER] 1575 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,568 TRUMP HAS FALLEN 26 POINTS AMONG 1576 00:48:58,635 --> 00:49:01,171 WHITE REPUBLICANS WITHOUT A 1577 00:49:01,238 --> 00:49:03,073 COLLEGE DEGREE, DOWN 21 AMONG 1578 00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:05,409 CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS, 18 1579 00:49:05,475 --> 00:49:09,112 AMONG REPUBLICAN MEN, 23 AMONG 1580 00:49:09,179 --> 00:49:10,747 REPUBLICANS OVER 65, DOWN 19 1581 00:49:10,814 --> 00:49:17,788 AMONG WHITE EVANGELICALS. 1582 00:49:17,854 --> 00:49:18,655 THAT'S A DESCRIPTION OF THE 1583 00:49:18,722 --> 00:49:19,756 PEOPLE WHO MADE HIM A STAR IN 1584 00:49:19,823 --> 00:49:21,224 POLITICS: MEN, PEOPLE OVER 65, 1585 00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,626 JESUS FREAKS, AND WHITE GUYS WHO 1586 00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:28,332 DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE. 1587 00:49:28,398 --> 00:49:31,101 >> YOU GUYS ARE BARELY EDUCATED. 1588 00:49:31,168 --> 00:49:31,368 [LAUGHTER] 1589 00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:35,672 [APPLAUSE] 1590 00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:36,907 >> Bill: BUT MORE AND MORE, EVEN 1591 00:49:36,973 --> 00:49:39,209 THE POORLY EDUCATED ARE LOOKING 1592 00:49:39,276 --> 00:49:41,511 AT TRUMP THE WAY LEAH REMINI 1593 00:49:41,578 --> 00:49:43,980 LOOKED AT SCIENTOLOGY, WITH A 1594 00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:46,416 MIXTURE OF ANGER AND "WHAT THE 1595 00:49:46,483 --> 00:49:50,287 FUCK WAS I THINKING?" 1596 00:49:50,354 --> 00:49:51,521 [APPLAUSE] 1597 00:49:51,588 --> 00:49:53,023 EVEN THE Q-ANON SHAMAN IS NOW 1598 00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:57,194 SAYING HE WAS DUPED BY TRUMP. 1599 00:49:57,260 --> 00:50:00,097 THE OUTFIT, HE HAS TO OWN 1600 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:02,866 THAT HIMSELF. 1601 00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:04,234 [LAUGHTER] 1602 00:50:04,301 --> 00:50:05,302 TWO-THIRDS OF REPUBLICANS NOW 1603 00:50:05,369 --> 00:50:06,203 EVEN APPROVE OF MIKE PENCE 1604 00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:07,371 CERTIFYING THE ELECTORAL VOTES, 1605 00:50:07,437 --> 00:50:08,605 WHICH IS WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT 1606 00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:10,006 THAT WE HEARD SOMEONE LIKE NANCY 1607 00:50:10,073 --> 00:50:15,545 PELOSI STATING UNEQUIVOCALLY 1608 00:50:15,612 --> 00:50:16,613 THAT THE JANUARY 6 CAPITOL RIOT 1609 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,814 WAS "A VIOLENT INSURRECTION FOR 1610 00:50:17,881 --> 00:50:19,116 THE PURPOSE OF TRYING TO PREVENT 1611 00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:20,050 THE PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF POWER 1612 00:50:20,117 --> 00:50:20,917 AFTER A LEGITIMATELY CERTIFIED 1613 00:50:20,984 --> 00:50:23,887 ELECTION." 1614 00:50:23,954 --> 00:50:32,062 [APPLAUSE] 1615 00:50:32,129 --> 00:50:35,999 OH WAIT, NANCY PELOSI DIDN'T SAY 1616 00:50:36,066 --> 00:50:38,602 THAT. 1617 00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:41,571 MITCH McCONNELL SAID THAT. 1618 00:50:41,638 --> 00:50:43,473 >> IT WAS A VIOLENT INSURRECTION 1619 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:44,608 FOR THE PURPOSE OF TRYING TO 1620 00:50:44,674 --> 00:50:46,343 PREVENT THE PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF 1621 00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:47,377 POWER AFTER A LEGITIMATELY 1622 00:50:47,444 --> 00:50:50,113 CERTIFIED ELECTION. 1623 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:53,250 >> Bill: AND MIKE PENCE SAID: 1624 00:50:53,316 --> 00:50:54,651 >> PRESIDENT TRUMP IS WRONG. 1625 00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:55,852 I HAD NO RIGHT TO OVERTURN THE 1626 00:50:55,919 --> 00:50:59,322 ELECTION. 1627 00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,091 >> Bill: OKAY, SOMETHING MUST BE 1628 00:51:01,158 --> 00:51:06,430 SHIFTING IF GUTLESS WONDERS LIKE 1629 00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:09,499 PENCE AND McCONNELL -- 1630 00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:11,935 [APPLAUSE] 1631 00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:13,136 ARE DARING TO SAY OUT LOUD, 1632 00:51:13,203 --> 00:51:13,970 FINALLY, THAT THE EMPEROR HAS NO 1633 00:51:14,037 --> 00:51:15,505 CLUE. 1634 00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:16,973 BARACK OBAMA WAS ONCE ASKED IN 1635 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,176 AN INTERVIEW, BY JERRY SEINFELD, 1636 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:20,043 "WHAT SPORT IS POLITICS MOST 1637 00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:23,447 LIKE?" 1638 00:51:23,513 --> 00:51:24,681 AND OBAMA SAID FOOTBALL, BECAUSE 1639 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:25,916 THERE'S A LOT OF HITTING, A LOT 1640 00:51:25,982 --> 00:51:30,086 OF ATTRITION, YOU HAVE TO PUNT A 1641 00:51:30,153 --> 00:51:35,725 LOT, BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, A HOLE 1642 00:51:35,792 --> 00:51:36,626 OPENS UP IN THE LINE, AND YOU 1643 00:51:36,693 --> 00:51:37,861 HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO RUN 1644 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,229 THROUGH IT AND GAIN GROUND. 1645 00:51:39,296 --> 00:51:40,397 THIS IS THAT OPPORTUNITY. 1646 00:51:40,464 --> 00:51:41,398 THIS IS THAT HOLE IN THE LINE 1647 00:51:41,465 --> 00:51:42,399 OPENING UP. 1648 00:51:42,466 --> 00:51:43,633 THE QUESTION NOW REALLY IS FOR 1649 00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:44,334 DEMOCRATS: HOW ARE YOU GOING TO 1650 00:51:44,401 --> 00:51:46,503 HANDLE THAT? 1651 00:51:46,570 --> 00:51:48,038 TRUMP'S BOND WITH HIS SUPPORTERS 1652 00:51:48,104 --> 00:51:48,972 IS HATRED FOR PEOPLE THEY THINK 1653 00:51:49,039 --> 00:51:51,208 LOOK DOWN ON THEM. 1654 00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:53,477 NOW THAT THESE SUPPORTERS ARE 1655 00:51:53,543 --> 00:51:55,312 WAVERING, LET'S NOT NUDGE THEM 1656 00:51:55,378 --> 00:51:56,313 BACK INTO TRUMP'S EMBRACE BY 1657 00:51:56,379 --> 00:52:01,284 SHOWING NO GRACIOUSNESS. 1658 00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:07,624 [APPLAUSE] 1659 00:52:07,691 --> 00:52:09,025 THE DEMOCRATS' OWN COMMITTEE 1660 00:52:09,092 --> 00:52:10,560 RESPONSIBLE FOR GETTING 1661 00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:13,063 DEMOCRATS ELECTED THIS NOVEMBER 1662 00:52:13,129 --> 00:52:14,464 IS TELLING THEIR CANDIDATES, YOU 1663 00:52:14,531 --> 00:52:15,765 ARE LOSING BECAUSE YOU COME OFF 1664 00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:18,368 AS PREACHY AND JUDGMENTAL. 1665 00:52:18,435 --> 00:52:20,303 SO SURE, THE TEMPTATION WILL BE 1666 00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:21,838 TO HUMILIATE REPUBLICAN VOTERS 1667 00:52:21,905 --> 00:52:23,039 WHO ARE NOW, FINALLY, COMING TO 1668 00:52:23,106 --> 00:52:24,975 THEIR SENSES ABOUT TRUMP. 1669 00:52:25,041 --> 00:52:26,510 TO SHAME THEM, CALL THEM 1670 00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:28,778 DEPLORABLE, AND SAY "WHAT WERE 1671 00:52:28,845 --> 00:52:33,550 YOU THINKING, YOU STUPID FUCK?" 1672 00:52:33,617 --> 00:52:36,453 I'M SAYING, DON'T DO THAT. 1673 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:40,590 DON'T DO THAT. 1674 00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:42,692 I KNOW I MADE IT SOUND GOOD, BUT 1675 00:52:42,759 --> 00:52:43,760 DON'T DO IT. 1676 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:45,195 DON'T DO THAT. 1677 00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:46,997 THAT WILL DRIVE THEM RIGHT BACK 1678 00:52:47,063 --> 00:52:48,231 INTO TRUMP'S ARMS. 1679 00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:49,666 LOOK, WE'VE ALL HAD A FRIEND 1680 00:52:49,733 --> 00:52:50,634 WHO'S DATED A PSYCHO, AND WHEN 1681 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:51,735 THEY COME TO THEIR SENSES, THE 1682 00:52:51,801 --> 00:52:52,536 LAST THING THEY WANT TO TALK 1683 00:52:52,602 --> 00:52:53,403 ABOUT IS HOW THEY DATED A 1684 00:52:53,470 --> 00:52:56,439 PSYCHO. 1685 00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:58,174 IT TOOK TRUMP VOTERS A LONG TIME 1686 00:52:58,241 --> 00:52:59,442 TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THE 1687 00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:01,144 MAGA RABBIT HOLE. 1688 00:53:01,211 --> 00:53:02,512 TO JUMP ON THEM THE SECOND THEY 1689 00:53:02,579 --> 00:53:03,380 POKE THEIR HEAD OUT WOULD ENSURE 1690 00:53:03,446 --> 00:53:04,281 MANY MORE YEARS OF POLITICAL 1691 00:53:04,347 --> 00:53:06,550 WINTER. 1692 00:53:06,616 --> 00:53:12,055 INSTEAD OF SAYING, "NICE WORK, 1693 00:53:12,122 --> 00:53:13,557 YOU STUPID, RACIST SHITKICKER" 1694 00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:14,758 MAYBE TRY, "HEY, HOW YOU BEEN? 1695 00:53:14,824 --> 00:53:15,825 WELCOME BACK TO THE WONDERFUL 1696 00:53:15,892 --> 00:53:19,729 WORLD OF REALITY." 1697 00:53:19,796 --> 00:53:26,536 [APPLAUSE] 1698 00:53:26,603 --> 00:53:27,470 "YOU GOT TAKEN BY A SALESMAN, 1699 00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:33,577 HAPPENS TO ALL OF US." 1700 00:53:33,643 --> 00:53:37,747 AND DON'T TALK POLITICS, AT ALL! 1701 00:53:37,814 --> 00:53:38,615 JUST SAY, I DON'T KNOW, "HOW 1702 00:53:38,682 --> 00:53:40,150 'BOUT THAT YELLOWSTONE SHOW, 1703 00:53:40,216 --> 00:53:43,019 HUH?" 1704 00:53:43,086 --> 00:53:46,823 [LAUGHTER] 1705 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:47,857 LITTLE THINGS THAT'LL MAKE THEM 1706 00:53:47,924 --> 00:53:49,059 THINK, "HEY, MAYBE DEMOCRATS 1707 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:53,229 DON'T ALL EAT BABIES." 1708 00:53:53,296 --> 00:53:55,231 [LAUGHTER] 1709 00:53:55,298 --> 00:53:56,266 PROVIDE A FACE-SAVING PATH FOR 1710 00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:57,400 THEM TO BECOME TRADITIONAL, 1711 00:53:57,467 --> 00:54:03,139 INDOOR REPUBLICANS AGAIN. 1712 00:54:03,206 --> 00:54:04,608 [LAUGHTER] 1713 00:54:04,674 --> 00:54:08,778 LIKE THE GREATEST REPUBLICAN OF 1714 00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:11,081 ALL, ABRAHAM LINCOLN, DID WHEN 1715 00:54:11,147 --> 00:54:17,253 HE SAID AFTER THE CIVIL WAR 1716 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,522 "WITH MALICE TOWARD NONE, WITH 1717 00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:21,891 CHARITY FOR ALL." 1718 00:54:21,958 --> 00:54:23,093 WHEN LINCOLN DEFEATED THE SOUTH, 1719 00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:24,861 HE DIDN'T DANCE ON THEIR GRAVES. 1720 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:26,062 WHEN HE VISITED THE FRONTLINES 1721 00:54:26,129 --> 00:54:26,896 NEAR THE END OF THE WAR, HE 1722 00:54:26,963 --> 00:54:27,864 COMFORTED THE WOUNDED ON BOTH 1723 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:29,265 SIDES. 1724 00:54:29,332 --> 00:54:30,533 HE DIDN'T HUMILIATE THEM, HE 1725 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,468 TOLD HIS GENERALS "LET THEM GO 1726 00:54:31,534 --> 00:54:32,802 HOME, LET THEM HAVE THEIR HORSES 1727 00:54:32,869 --> 00:54:33,803 TO PLOW WITH, AND THEIR GUNS TO 1728 00:54:33,870 --> 00:54:36,973 SHOOT CROWS." 1729 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,309 LINCOLN'S APPROACH WAS THE ONE 1730 00:54:39,376 --> 00:54:40,644 TRUMAN ADOPTED AFTER WWII, AND 1731 00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:41,911 TODAY GERMANY AND JAPAN ARE 1732 00:54:41,978 --> 00:54:45,915 PEACEFUL, PROSPEROUS ALLIES. 1733 00:54:45,982 --> 00:54:47,617 SIMILAR POLICIES WERE INSTITUTED 1734 00:54:47,684 --> 00:54:49,152 IN SOUTH AFRICA AFTER APARTHEID, 1735 00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:50,086 AND RWANDA AFTER THE GENOCIDE 1736 00:54:50,153 --> 00:54:53,490 THERE. 1737 00:54:53,556 --> 00:54:55,492 IT IS A LESSON WOODROW WILSON 1738 00:54:55,558 --> 00:54:56,292 FORGOT AT THE END OF WORLD WAR 1739 00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:57,360 I, WHEN THE ALLIES CHOSE TO 1740 00:54:57,427 --> 00:54:58,128 HUMILIATE GERMANY AND GAVE THE 1741 00:54:58,194 --> 00:55:00,163 WORLD HITLER. 1742 00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:01,665 IT'S A LESSON THAT PERHAPS 1743 00:55:01,731 --> 00:55:03,266 AMERICA FORGOT WHEN THE SOVIET 1744 00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:04,968 UNION FELL, AND WE CONTINUED TO 1745 00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:06,636 TREAT RUSSIA AS AN ENEMY TO BE 1746 00:55:06,703 --> 00:55:07,804 CONTAINED AND NOT A NEW FRIEND 1747 00:55:07,871 --> 00:55:12,475 TO BE WELCOMED IN. 1748 00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:18,548 [APPLAUSE] 1749 00:55:18,615 --> 00:55:20,383 IN JAPAN AFTER WORLD WAR II, WE 1750 00:55:20,450 --> 00:55:21,918 STAGED WRESTLING MATCHES BETWEEN 1751 00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:23,820 JAPANESE AND AMERICAN WRESTLERS 1752 00:55:23,887 --> 00:55:25,588 AND WE MADE SURE TO SOMETIMES 1753 00:55:25,655 --> 00:55:27,957 MAKE THE AMERICAN THE BAD GUY, 1754 00:55:28,024 --> 00:55:30,360 WHICH WAS A HUGE MORALE BOOST TO 1755 00:55:30,427 --> 00:55:32,495 THE JAPANESE PEOPLE, AND IN FACT 1756 00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:33,596 MADE THE MATCHES SO POPULAR THEY 1757 00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:34,698 ALMOST SINGLEHANDEDLY 1758 00:55:34,764 --> 00:55:37,000 JUMP STARTED JAPAN'S TELEVISION 1759 00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:39,669 INDUSTRY, WHICH LED TO THEM 1760 00:55:39,736 --> 00:55:40,570 BECOMING THE ECONOMIC POWERHOUSE 1761 00:55:40,637 --> 00:55:43,907 THEY ARE TODAY. 1762 00:55:43,973 --> 00:55:46,509 SO EVEN THOUGH WE DROPPED 1763 00:55:46,576 --> 00:55:49,079 NUCLEAR BOMBS ON THEM, SOMEHOW 1764 00:55:49,145 --> 00:55:52,549 MUCH WAS FORGIVEN SIMPLY BY 1765 00:55:52,615 --> 00:55:55,018 LETTING THEIR WRESTLER KICK OUR 1766 00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:58,988 WRESTLER IN THE NUTS. 1767 00:55:59,055 --> 00:56:00,790 [APPLAUSE] 1768 00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:02,659 WE NEED HUGS, NOT SMUGS. 1769 00:56:02,726 --> 00:56:03,660 AND IF THAT MEANS HAVING TO 1770 00:56:03,727 --> 00:56:05,228 SWALLOW THE IMPULSE TO SAY 1771 00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:06,663 "I TOLD YOU SO" AND TAKE A 1772 00:56:06,730 --> 00:56:08,198 COUPLE OF FAKE KICKS TO THE 1773 00:56:08,264 --> 00:56:09,632 GROIN, WELL, THEN I REGRET THAT 1774 00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:10,934 I HAVE BUT TWO NUTS TO GIVE FOR 1775 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,504 MY COUNTRY. 1776 00:56:14,571 --> 00:56:16,272 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1777 00:56:16,339 --> 00:56:17,240 THANK YOU, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1778 00:56:17,307 --> 00:56:17,974 WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK AND BACK ON 1779 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:18,875 THE 11TH. 1780 00:56:18,942 --> 00:56:20,009 I'LL BE AT THE BORGATA IN 1781 00:56:20,076 --> 00:56:21,044 ATLANTIC CITY, APRIL 30TH, AT 1782 00:56:21,111 --> 00:56:22,212 MGM NATIONAL HARBOR IN 1783 00:56:22,278 --> 00:56:23,246 WASHINGTON, D.C., MAY 1ST, AND 1784 00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:24,180 AT THE MIRAGE IN VEGAS, MAY 20TH 1785 00:56:24,247 --> 00:56:29,219 AND 21ST. 1786 00:56:29,285 --> 00:56:34,324 I WANT TO THANK BRET STEPHENS, 1787 00:56:34,390 --> 00:56:34,991 CHLOE VALDARY, AND 1788 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,593 RUBEN GALLEGO. 1789 00:56:36,659 --> 00:56:37,227 NOW GO TO YOUTUBE AND JOIN US ON 1790 00:56:37,293 --> 00:56:41,264 "OVERTIME." 1791 00:56:41,331 --> 00:56:44,000 GOODNIGHT, FOLKS! 1792 00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:46,336 [APPLAUSE] 1793 00:56:46,402 --> 00:56:53,176 ♪ ♪ 1794 00:56:53,243 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