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>> START THE CLOCK.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU, PEOPLE.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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I APPRECIATE THAT.

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PLEASE, IT'S OUR LAST SHOW!

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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I'M A LITTLE VERKLEMPT.

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I WILL MISS SEEING HALF YOUR

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FACES EVERY WEEK AND THE ROAR OF

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MULMUFFLED LAUGHTER.

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WHEN I GET BACK THE ONLY MASKED

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PEOPLE SHOULD BE AT AN EYES WIDE

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SHUT PARTY.

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THIS IS WHEN WE TAKE OUR BREAK,

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IT'S THANKSGIVING THURSDAY.

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IT'S ACTUALLY A HUGE

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ANNIVERSARY, 400 YEARS.

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THE FIRST ONE WAS 1621, DID YOU

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KNOW THAT?

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I KNOW, WHY WASN'T THAT A BIGGER

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STORY?

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BECAUSE IT'S BAD NOW?

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IT'S COMMEMORATING THE FIRST

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TIME THAT THE SETTLERS AND THE

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INDIANS SHARED A MEAL.

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OF COURSE THAT'S THE WHITE

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VERSION OF THE STORY, THE

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INDIANS REMEMBERED AT THE TIME

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THAT SOME UNDOCUMENTED IN

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IMMIGRANTS...

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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ARRIVED UNINVITED AND HAD ANCHOR

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BABIES.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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ALL RIGHT.

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WE KNOW YOU ARE GOOD PEOPLE WHO

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ARE ON THE SIDE OF THE INDIANS.

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LEAVE THAT SHIT AT THE DOOR,

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SHALL WE?

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SPEAKING OF LIBERALS,

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THANKSGIVING, A REMINDER TO ALL

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OF MY LIBERAL FRIENDS REMEMBER

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TO ALLOW ENOUGH TIME TO THAW OUT

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THE BABY.

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[LAUGHTER]

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BECAUSE THEY EAT BABIES,

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ACCORDING TO QANON.

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IF YOU'RE TRAVELING, GOOD

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FUCKING LUCK.

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THERE'S A FIGHT NOW EVERY THREE

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DAYS ON AIRPLANES.

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I WAS TRAVELING LAST WEEKEND, AT

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THE GATE ANNOUNCEMENT THE GUY

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WAS SAYING NOW BOARDING

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WELTERWEIGHT TO MIDDLEWEIGHT.

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MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES WITH

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PTSD AND FAMILIES BEATING SMALL

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CHILDREN, IT WAS RIDICULOUS.

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WE ARE BACK ON JANUARY 21ST.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THANK YOU.

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ARE YOU APPLAUDING THE TWO

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MONTHS WE ARE OFF OR THAT WE ARE

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COMING BACK?

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[LAUGHTER]

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I'M GOING TO NEED ALL OF THAT

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TIME TO GET THROUGH THE NEW

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TAYLOR SWIFT SONG.

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[LAUGHTER]

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ALL OF AMERICA SEEMS TO BE

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TALKING ABOUT IT.

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I DON'T FOLLOW HER AS CLOSELY AS

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I SHOULD.

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I REMEMBER SHE WENT OUT WITH

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JAKE GYLLENHAAL, LIKE TEN YEARS

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AGO, NOW SHE HAS THIS TEN MINUTE

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SONG ABOUT HOW HE DID HER WRONG

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AND I'M LIKE YOU DID IT AGAIN?

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[LAUGHTER]

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WOW, I THOUGHT REPUBLICANS WERE

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STUCK IN THE PAST.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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YOU CAN'T DENY HER POPULARITY,

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IT IS SHOOTING UP THE CHARTS

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WITH A BULLET, THE SAME ONE JAKE

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GYLLENHAAL DODGED.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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SHE'S VERY UPSET ABOUT THE NINE

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YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE THAT THEY

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HAD.

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REALLY?

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HE WAS OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER

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FATHER'S STEPSON FROM ANOTHER

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MARRIAGE.

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YOU KIDS DO A LOT WEIRDER SHIT

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THAN THAT.

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HOW ABOUT SHAKE IT OFF?

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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THE BIG NEWS TODAY I'M A SERIOUS

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NEWS, THE VERDICT IN THE KYLE

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RITTENHOUSE TRIAL HAS COME IN,

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INNOCENT.

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IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE STORY, HE

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IS A TEENAGER FROM ILLINOIS WHO

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TRAVELED TO WISCONSIN BECAUSE

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LIKE ALL TEENAGE BOYS, HE

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WATCHES TOO MANY COMIC BOOK

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MOVIES AND THINKS HE CAN BE THE

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AVENGER WHICH IS A BAD

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COMBINATION WITH GUNS.

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TODAY MATT GAETZ SAID HE WAS

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INNOCENT, HE WOULD LIKE TO HIRE

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HIM AS AN INTERN.

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[LAUGHTER]

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HE SAID HE HADN'T BEEN FOLLOWING

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THE STORY TOO CLOSELY BUT HE

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HEARD ACROSS STATE LINES AND

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TEENAGER.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THE PRESIDENT HAD A BIG WEEK,

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JOE BIDEN HAD A THREE HOUR LONG

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TELECONFERENCE WITH XI JINPING,

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OF CHINA.

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I'M NOT SURE AFTER THREE HOURS

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HE WAS FULLY ENGAGED.

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REPORTERS ASKED HOW IT WENT AND

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HE SAID "A BORING "SQUID GAME"

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IS OVERRATED."

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[LAUGHTER]

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BUT HE GOT HIS BIG WISH, HE

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SIGNED THE BIG INFRASTRUCTURE

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BILL, YES.

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THIS WEEK.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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IT'S NICE TO SEE -- WE ARE KIND

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OF BACK TO NORMAL IN THE SENSE

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THAT WE HAVE AN INFRASTRUCTURE

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BILL THAT WAS IMPORTANT AND NOW

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THE PRESIDENT IS DOING WHAT

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PRESIDENTS ALWAYS DO, GOING ON

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THE ROAD TO SELL THE THING,

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THAT'S WHAT YOU DO, SELL THE

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PEOPLE ON IT.

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UP FIRST STOP HE IS GOING RIGHT

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AFTER THE SIGNING, ONE OF THE

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MOST STRUCTURALLY DEFICIENT

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BRIDGES IN AMERICA IN THE TOWN

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OF WOODSTOCK NEW HAMPSHIRE.

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IT WAS A LITTLE DANGEROUS

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BECAUSE THIS THING HAS BEEN

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AROUND FOR ALMOST A CENTURY AND

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COULD COLLAPSE AT ANY TIME.

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THE BRIDGE IS IN BAD SHAPE TOO.

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,

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CHRIS CHRISTIE AND ERIC ADAMS

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ARE HERE.

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BUT FIRST, HIS NEW SPECIAL

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"CHINA'S IRON FIST" PREMIERES

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SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 21ST AT 9:00PM

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ON CNN AND CNN INTERNATIONAL,

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AND HE'S THE AUTHOR OF "TEN

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LESSONS FOR A POST-PANDEMIC

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WORLD": FAREED ZAKARIA.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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HELLO, I THINK WE CAN SHAKE

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HANDS.

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>> I LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT COMES

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FROM INDIA WHERE I'M FROM.

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>> Bill: I LIKED IT BECAUSE I

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WAS NEVER INTO SHAKING HANDS.

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I LOVE YOU, I DON'T WANT TO

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TOUCH YOU, IT'S NOT IN MY THING,

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THAT DOESN'T ADD ANYTHING TO OUR

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RELATIONSHIP.

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NOW THAT WE'VE MISSED IT FOR A

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YEAR, I KIND OF LIKE IT AGAIN

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BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NEED THAT

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HUMAN TOUCH.

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>> ONE OF THE THINGS WE'VE ALL

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REALIZED IS WE CAN GET BY BY

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OURSELVES AND THERE'S LOTS OF

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GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING ABLE TO

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CUT BACK, ARISTOTLE WROTE THIS

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3,000 YEARS AGO, MAN IS A SOCIAL

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BEING.

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WE LIKE TO SHARE IDEAS AND

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CELEBRATE TOGETHER, MOURN

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TOGETHER, WE DO ALL THIS STUFF

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TOGETHER AND IT'S GREAT WE ARE

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ABLE TO DO IT TOGETHER AGAIN.

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>> Bill: TIME WITH YOU ALWAYS

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GOES WAY TOO FAST, WE ARE GOING

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TO GET RIGHT TO THE THINGS WE

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WANT TO PLUG.

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YOU ARE ONE OF OUR FAVORITE

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GUESTS.

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YOU HAVE A BOOK, YOU HAVE A TV

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SHOW, LET'S DO THE TV SHOW

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FIRST.

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IT'S ABOUT CHINA, CHINA'S IRON

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FIST.

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I'VE BEEN HEARING FOR A VERY

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LONG TIME WHO IS GOING TO OWN

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THE 21ST CENTURY.

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YOU'VE COVERED CHINA A LOT BUT

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NOW THAT YOU'VE LOOKED AT THEM

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AGAIN, WHAT'S THE SHORT ANSWER

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ON THAT?

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>> THIS IS THE MOST SERIOUS

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COMPETITION THE UNITED STATES

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HAS EVER FACED.

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>> Bill: EVER?

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>> IN A SENSE BECAUSE IT'S RIGHT

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UP OUR ALLEY.

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THEY ARE GOOD AT TECHNOLOGY.

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THEY DON'T HAVE A SCREWED UP

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ECONOMIC SYSTEM, THEY BASICALLY

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COPIED LARGE PARTS OF THE

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CAPITALIST SYSTEM.

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THEY WORKED REALLY HARD TO.

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>> Bill: THE SOVIET UNION WAS

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NOT THAT HARD TO DEFEAT.

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>> IT WAS BASICALLY A BASKET

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CASE ECONOMY BY THE 70s, ALL

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THEY COULD DO BUILD MISSILES NOT

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PARTICULARLY WELL, WHEREAS THE

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CHINESE ARE DOING AI, THEY ARE

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DOING QUANTUM COMPUTING,

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BIOTECH, THEY ARE GOING TO

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DOMINATE ELECTRIC CARS,

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HIGH-SPEED RAIL.

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THIS IS THE INDUSTRY OF THE

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FUTURE.

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THAT MAKES ME FEEL WE'VE GOT TO

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TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

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AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M AN

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IMMIGRANT, I THINK THIS COUNTRY

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IS AMAZING.

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I THINK THE OPENNESS, THE

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INNOVATION -- WE GOT VERY

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WORRIED ABOUT JAPAN IN THE

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1980s, WE ARE BOTH OLD ENOUGH

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TO REMEMBER THAT AND EVERYONE

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THOUGHT OH, MY GOD THE JAPANESE

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ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE

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WORLD.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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THEY DIDN'T.

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WE INVENTED THE INTERNET, WE

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INVENTED THE INFORMATION

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ADVANTAGE WE HAVE.

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BUT WE KIND OF GOT THE HUSTLE,

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TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

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>> Bill: I MUST SAY I DO NOT

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SHARE YOUR OPTIMISM.

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HIM REALLY, I THINK WE ARE GOING

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TO LOSE.

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LOOK WHAT THEY ARE DOING.

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THEIR BUILDING ALL OVER THE

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WORLD, WE ARE THRILLED WE HAVE

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THIS INFRASTRUCTURE DEAL AT

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HOME, RIGHT?

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IT TOOK US HOW LONG?

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CAN WE EVEN PULL IT OFF?

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WE COULDN'T BUILD A RAIL IN

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CALIFORNIA FROM BAKERSFIELD TO

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MERCED.

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>> EVERYTHING TAKES TEN TIMES AS

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LONG.

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>> Bill: THEY BUILT 500 CITIES

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IN 40 YEARS, THEY ARE PUTTING IN

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THE INFRASTRUCTURE FOR THE WHOLE

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WORLD.

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AND THEY ARE AN AUTHORITARIAN

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GOVERNMENT WHICH IS NOT WHAT WE

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WANT -- PROBABLY WHAT WE WILL

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GET IN FIVE YEARS.

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BUT THEY CAN MAKE THINGS HAPPEN

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WHEREAS WE ARE LAZY, WE ARE

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SPOILED, WE ARE UNEDUCATED, WE

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ARE NOT IN GOOD HEALTH, I'M

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SORRY -- ICS, IT'S NOT THE WORST

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THING IN THE WORLD.

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WHY CAN'T WE BE LIKE

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GREAT BRITAIN?

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THEY WERE THE BIG SWINGING DICK

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FOR A LONG TIME AND IT'S LIKE

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OKAY WE WILL BE NUMBER 2.

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>> I'LL PUSH BACK.

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IF YOU LOOK AT THE GREATEST

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TECHNOLOGIES IN THE WORLD, THE

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U.S. STILL DOMINATES AND THINK

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ABOUT --

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>> Bill: 5G?

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>> WE STILL DO REALLY WELL, THEY

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HAVE ONE COMPANY THAT HAS

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MANAGED TO DO IT I'M ESSENTIALLY

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MORE CHEAPLY THAN WE DO.

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>> Bill: AI?

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>> WE ARE DOING VERY WELL.

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THEY ARE A PEER COMPETITOR BUT

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PART OF OUR CHALLENGE I THINK IS

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WE'VE GOT A LOT OF GOOD STUFF

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OUT THERE, THE BEST UNIVERSITIES

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IN THE WORLD ARE STILL IN THE

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UNITED STATES, THE BEST RESEARCH

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IS STILL DONE IN THE

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UNITED STATES.

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WE ARE DEMOGRAPHICALLY GROWING,

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THEY ARE GOING TO BE

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DEMOGRAPHICALLY SHRINKING

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BECAUSE OF THE ONE CHILD POLICY.

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WE NEED TO RUN FAST, BUT WE

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SHOULDN'T RUN SCARED.

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WE HAVE ENORMOUS ADVANTAGES.

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LOOK AT THE GEOPOLITICS OF THIS.

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AS THEY ARISE, THEY ARE PISSING

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OFF INDIA, JAPAN, SOUTH KOREA,

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VIETNAM, AUSTRALIA, THEY GOT ALL

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THESE NEIGHBORS GANGING UP ON

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THEM.

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OF THE UNITED STATES HAS 59

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TREATY ALLIES IN THE WORLD,

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CHINA HAS ONE, NORTH KOREA.

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AS I SAID, WE SHOULD RUN FAST

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BUT WE SHOULDN'T RUN SCARED.

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>> Bill: YOUR SPECIAL IS

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CALLED A CHINA'S IRON FIST AND

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I'M SURE PEOPLE OBJECT TO THAT

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BECAUSE IT'S "RACIST."

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THERE'S THAT VIEW THAT JUST

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SAYING ANYTHING BAD ABOUT

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CHINA -- WHICH IS CRAZY, WHEN

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PEOPLE SAY WELL, IT DOES STUFF

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EVER REALLY AFFECT US?

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IT DOES, STUFF LIKE THAT.

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YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE CHINA?

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CHINA DOES A LOT OF BAD THINGS,

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A LOT OF BAD THINGS.

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SPEAK OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PART

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OF THE WOKE STUFF BECAUSE YOU'VE

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BEEN ON THIS FOR A LONG TIME ISE

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UNDERMINING ONE OF THE GREATEST.

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ONE THING WE DOMINATE IN THE

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WORLD, ITS COLLEGE EDUCATION.

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OUR COLLEGES AND RESEARCH

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UNIVERSITIES, THESE ARE THE BEST

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IN THE WORLD.

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WHY?

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BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN FOCUSED ON

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QUALITY, ON MERIT, ON EDUCATION.

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THE MORE YOU TURN IT INTO

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THIS -- ANY OBJECTION OR ANY

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SPECIFIC THING BUT THE WHOLE

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FOCUS IS ON THE WRONG THING.

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WE SHOULD BE FIGURING OUT -- MT

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SHOULD NOT BE WORRYING ABOUT

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WHETHER OR NOT THE PROFESSOR CAN

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SAY THIS OR THAT OR THE OTHER,

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THEY SHOULD BE FIGURING OUT HOW

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TO WIN THE ARTIFICIAL

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INTELLIGENCE COMPETITION.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: WE ARE GOING TO TALK

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ABOUT I HOPE, ERIC ADAMS IS

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HERE, A BIG CONTROVERSY IN

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NEW YORK ABOUT GIFTED PROGRAMS

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FOR STUDENTS, I DON'T THINK

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CHINA WOULD EVER DEBATE THAT,

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WHETHER YOU WANT TO ADVANCE HER

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MOST GIFTED PEOPLE.

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>> ONE OF THE REASONS WHY WE

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HAVE DONE AS WELL AS WE HAVE,

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THE BEST IN AMERICA, THE BEST

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TECH COMPANIES, THEY ARE WORKING

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HARD, THEY ARE HUSTLING.

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YOU DON'T NEED ALL OF SOCIETY TO

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DO IT BUT YOU'VE GOT TO SUPPORT

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THE TALENTED PEOPLE, GOT TO

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SUPPORT THE PEOPLE WORKING HARD

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TO BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE

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WHO ARE GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE

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CUTTING EDGE, AND IF YOU MODEL

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IT ALL UP BY SAYING THERE IS NO

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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ALL OF US, WE

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CAN ALL BE COMPUTER SCIENCE

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GENIUSES, NO WE CAN'T.

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I CAN'T.

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>> Bill: LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT

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THE OTHER THING WE ARE GOING TO

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TALK ABOUT, ABOUT THE PANDEMIC

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OUT IN PAPERBACK NOW?

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WE ARE IN A DIFFERENT PHASE.

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PANDEMIC -- SHOULD WE SAY WE ARE

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AT ENDEMIC, LIKE THE FLU, IT

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WILL ALWAYS BE AROUND?

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SHOULD BIDEN PUT OUT A NEW

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POLICY THAT'S LIKE -- I THINK HE

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COULD ON THIS GROUND SOMEWHERE

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BETWEEN THE REPUBLICANS WHO

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SOMETIMES SEEM TOO IRRESPONSIBLE

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AND THE DEMOCRATS WHO SEEM TOO

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CAUTIOUS.

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>> I THINK YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT.

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FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE VACCINATED,

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THIS IS SOMETHING THAT'S CLOSER

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TO AN ENDEMIC PROBLEM THAN A

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PANDEMIC.

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IT'S WORSE THAN A FLUKE, IF YOU

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GET IT --

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>> Bill: OR NOT, IT DEPENDS ON

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WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOUR

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PROFILE IS.

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>> WHAT YOU REALLY HAVE IS A

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PANDEMIC OF THE UNVACCINATED.

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IF YOU ARE UNVACCINATED YOU HAVE

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A 12 TIME HIGHER CHANCE OF DYING

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FROM COVID.

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IF YOU ARE VACCINATED, THE RISK

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OF GETTING COVID ARE GETTING

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SERIOUSLY ILL IS PROBABLY THE

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SAME AS THE RISK OF DRIVING ON

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AN AMERICAN HIGHWAY.

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A RISK THAT YOU SHOULD BE

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PERSONALLY ALLOWED TO MONITOR

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AND DEAL WITH, I DON'T THINK

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THERE SHOULD BE MANDATES ABOUT

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THINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

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I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD GET TO THE

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POINT WHERE ONCE YOU ARE

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VACCINATED AND HAVE YOUR BOOSTER

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SHOTS, YOU GET TO DECIDE WHAT

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LEVEL OF RISK YOU WANT TO DEAL

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WITH.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: THANK YOU, YES.

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WE NOT ONLY HAVE A VACCINE NOW,

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WE HAVE A PILL.

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THE GOVERNMENT TODAY BOUGHT

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15 MILLION DOSES OF THE PILL.

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>> THAT IS GOING TO BE A

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GAME CHANGER.

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>> Bill: IF YOU HAVE MONEY.

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THE LAST THING I READ ABOUT IT

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IS THE PILL COST $17 TO MAKE AND

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THEY ARE GOING TO CHARGE 7112.

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WHEN PEOPLE SAY WHY ARE YOU SO

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SKEPTICAL ABOUT -- I CAN GIVE

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YOU TEN REASONS, BUT THAT'S

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CERTAINLY IS ONE.

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THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY A BIG

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COTTAGE INDUSTRY NOW THAT HAS

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GROWN UP AROUND PEOPLE WHO ARE

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TESTED -- I STILL GET TESTED, I

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GOT TESTED, I HAD THE DISEASE.

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I COULDN'T SMELL ONE NIGHT I WAS

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IN BED, I FARTED AND I'M LIKE

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I'M BACK.

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[LAUGHTER]

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WHY MY TESTED STILL?

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IT'S SILLY.

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>> THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN PMI BUT

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I APPRECIATE IT.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I THINK THE BASIC THING WE

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REALIZES WE CAN'T DO IT WE DID

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FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS, IF THERE

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IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER PANDEMIC

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IN THE WORLD, EVEN THE

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UNITED STATES DOESN'T HAVE THE

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MONEY TO TELL EVERYONE TO STAY

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AT HOME FOR A YEAR AND A HALF

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AND THEN PRINT A $6 TRILLION.

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>> Bill: WE DIDN'T HAVE THE

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MONEY THEN AND WE DID AT!

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>> WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GET

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MORE SENSIBLE ABOUT HOW YOU LIVE

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THROUGH ONE OF THESE THINGS

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INTELLIGENTLY RATHER THAN SAYING

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LIGHTS OUT, CLOSE DOWN THE WHOLE

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ECONOMY AND LETS PRINT

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$10 TRILLION.

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>> Bill: IT'S GREAT TO SEE

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YOU, GREAT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND

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AND I HOPE WE DO MORE OF THAT IN

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THE FUTURE -- THAT CAME OUT

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WRONG!

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FAREED ZAKARIA!

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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LET'S MEET OUR PANEL.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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♪ ♪

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HE'S THE FORMER NEW JERSEY

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GOVERNOR AND AUTHOR OF THE NEW

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BOOK "REPUBLICAN RESCUE: SAVING

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THE PARTY FROM TRUTH DENIERS,

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CONSPIRACY THEORISTS, AND THE

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DANGEROUS POLICIES OF JOE

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BIDEN": CHRIS CHRISTIE.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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HE'S A RETIRED POLICE OFFICER

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AND THE NEW MAYOR-ELECT OF NEW

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YORK CITY:

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ERIC ADAMS IS OVER HERE!

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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BEFORE I GET TO THE ISSUES,

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ERIC, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING FOR

525
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,330
ME?

526
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,732
>> [LAUGHTER]

527
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:47,433
, NO WRAPPING PAPER.

528
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:51,970
>> Bill: I SAW YOU GIVE POT TO

529
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:52,905
STEPHEN COLBERT, WHAT ARE YOU

530
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,606
GIVING IT TO HIM FOR?

531
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:55,641
HE'S A SQUARE, I'M SOMEONE WHO

532
00:17:55,707 --> 00:18:01,413
WILL USE IT.

533
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,381
SOMETHING BAD I THINK HAPPENED

534
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,583
IN THIS COUNTRY TODAY, I THINK

535
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:05,217
VIGILANTES GOT A SINGLE YOU CAN

536
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,618
GO OUT AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

537
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:07,453
WHICH I DON'T THINK IS GOING TO

538
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,421
BE GOOD BUT FOR A TALK SHOW HOST

539
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,023
WAS ABOUT TO GO ON VACATION ON A

540
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:14,593
DEBATE SHOW, THIS IS A DREAM.

541
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:15,727
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS READ BOTH OF

542
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:16,662
YOUR STATEMENTS TODAY AND WE ARE

543
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:20,065
OFF TO THE RACES.

544
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:23,402
MISSES YOU -- THIS DECISION IS

545
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:24,937
AN INDICTMENT OF IRRESPONSIBLE

546
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:26,538
LAWS THAT MAKE OUR SOCIETY FAR

547
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,806
MORE VIOLENT AND UNSAFE UNDER

548
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,508
THE GUISE OF PERSONAL FREEDOM

549
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,309
AND SO-CALLED SELF-DEFENSE.

550
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:35,147
[APPLAUSE]

551
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:35,781
CHRIS CHRISTIE SAYS JUSTICE WAS

552
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,917
DONE IN THE RITTENHOUSE VERDICT.

553
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:41,553
IT RENEWS OUR FAITH IN THE JURY

554
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,189
SYSTEM.

555
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,390
[BOOS]

556
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,859
>> I THINK THE REAL CRISIS HERE

557
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:50,496
THAT WE ARE MISSING IN

558
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,331
BROWNSVILLE, A 17-YEAR-OLD CAN

559
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:56,034
GET AN ASSAULT RIFLE, FASTER

560
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,570
THAN HE COULD GET A COMPUTER.

561
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,205
THIS 17 YEAR OLD, IT WAS ILLEGAL

562
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,974
FOR HIM TO PURCHASE THE RIFLE,

563
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,575
BUT IT WAS LEGAL FOR HIM TO

564
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:07,246
CARRY IT ACROSS STATE LINES,

565
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,314
GOING INTO A COMMUNITY, LOOKING

566
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,782
FOR PEOPLE THAT HE WANTED TO

567
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:14,753
SHOOT OR IN SOME WAY DISRUPT.

568
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,321
THAT IS A CRISIS.

569
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,590
WHAT ARE WE DOING TO OUR

570
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:22,995
CHILDREN?

571
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:23,762
THAT YOU HAVE ACCESS --

572
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,330
>> Bill: LEGAL FOR HIM TO

573
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:26,565
CARRY IT?

574
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,033
THAT'S AS CRAZY AS WHERE YOUR

575
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:28,800
MASK WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE

576
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,003
RESTAURANT AND TAKE IT OFF WHEN

577
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:31,637
YOU EAT.

578
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:32,404
IT'S CRAZY.

579
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:33,405
>> IT REALLY IS.

580
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:36,041
>> I DON'T THINK OUR TWO

581
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,576
STATEMENTS ARE NECESSARILY AS

582
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,845
DIFFERENT AS YOU THINK.

583
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:40,445
>> Bill: WHAT?

584
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,615
>> WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT WAS

585
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,385
I LOOK ADDED AS A PROSECUTOR.

586
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:47,986
THE LAWS ARE WHAT THEY ARE, YOU

587
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:50,355
DON'T GET TO CHANGE THE LAWS AND

588
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:51,523
IN THE END, THE EVIDENCE THEY

589
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,825
HAD DID NOT PROVE WHAT THEY

590
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,928
NEEDED TO PROVE BEYOND A

591
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,162
REASONABLE DOUBT.

592
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:58,564
IF YOU HAVE AN OBJECTION TO THE

593
00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,898
LAWS AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT

594
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,033
ERIC WAS TALKING ABOUT, THEN

595
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:03,035
CHANGE THE LAWS.

596
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:05,137
BUT DON'T BRING A CASE YOU CAN'T

597
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:07,639
PROVE IT BEYOND A REASONABLE

598
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,607
DOUBT THEIR GUILT >> Bill:

599
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:09,841
YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT FROM A

600
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:10,075
VERY --

601
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,778
>> THAT'S WHAT MY STATEMENT WAS.

602
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,113
>> Bill: LET'S PULL BACK TO

603
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:15,814
30,000 FEET NOW.

604
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,083
WHAT ABOUT THE REPERCUSSIONS OF

605
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:18,884
THIS?

606
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:19,418
WHAT ABOUT THE MESSAGE THIS

607
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,954
SENDS TO ALL THE KIDS -- I THINK

608
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,589
THIS KID WATCHED TOO MANY

609
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:24,022
COMIC BOOK MOVIE IS.

610
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,457
I THINK HE WANTS TO BE SOME SORT

611
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,658
OF HERO AND I THINK THERE'S LOTS

612
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,460
OF IN SALES OUT THERE LIKE HIM

613
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:32,764
WHO WILL DO THE SAME THING, IT'S

614
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,365
A TINDERBOX.

615
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,867
I READ TODAY, 46% OF PEOPLE IN

616
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,569
THIS COUNTRY ACCORDING TO THE

617
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:41,640
ZOGBY POLL THINKS A CIVIL WAR IS

618
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:41,974
LIKELY.

619
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,208
HALF THE COUNTRY THINKS A

620
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,042
CIVIL WAR IS LIKELY COME I DON'T

621
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,345
THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO SAY

622
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,447
TO PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT?

623
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:49,982
IF THE POLICE ARE NOT DOING THE

624
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:52,250
JOB AS THEY WEREN'T AT THAT

625
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,119
MOMENT IN KENOSHA, THE ANSWER

626
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,388
CAN'T BE THAN THE CITIZENS HAVE

627
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:56,955
FULL POLICE POWERS.

628
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,891
THAT CAN'T BE THE RESPONSE,

629
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,728
RIGHT?

630
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:05,797
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

631
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:09,801
>> I DON'T DISAGREE WITH THAT,

632
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:12,671
THE POINT IS YOU CAN'T USE AN

633
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:13,872
INDIVIDUAL CASE TO SEND A

634
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,707
BROADER SOCIETAL MESSAGE IF THE

635
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,543
LAWS DON'T COVER IT.

636
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,778
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO THEN IF WE

637
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:20,812
ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THAT AND WE

638
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:22,848
SHOULD BE IS WE NEED TO GO AFTER

639
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,383
THE LAWS AND MAKE SURE IT'S VERY

640
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,084
CLEAR TO PEOPLE THAT YOU CAN'T

641
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:28,253
TAKE THE LAW INTO YOUR OWN

642
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:28,453
HANDS.

643
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:28,720
[APPLAUSE]

644
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,390
THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, NOT

645
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,158
CONVICT SOMEBODY WHO UNDER THE

646
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,527
LAW WAS NOT ENTITLED TO BE

647
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:35,961
CONVICTED.

648
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,329
>> WHAT I BELIEVE WE MUST TAKE

649
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:40,465
INTO OUR OWN HANDS, MY PLEA TO

650
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:44,102
AMERICA WE MUST TAKE OUR COUNTRY

651
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:44,302
BACK.

652
00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:46,538
WE ARE ALLOWING THE FRINGE

653
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,707
ELEMENTS IN BOTH OF THESE

654
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,175
CONVERSATIONS TO HIJACK WHAT

655
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,377
EVERYDAY AMERICANS WANT.

656
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:54,946
WE WANT TO SAY FOR CITIES,

657
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,782
EDUCATE OUR CHILDREN AND TO BE

658
00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:57,215
GAINFULLY EMPLOYED.

659
00:21:57,282 --> 00:22:01,953
[APPLAUSE]

660
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:02,621
WHEN YOU HAVE THIS DIVISION THAT

661
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:05,457
IS RIPPING US APART -- I'M

662
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:07,759
REALLY CONCERNED.

663
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:11,496
I BELIEVE THERE IS AN AMICUS

664
00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:14,366
GROUP IN THIS COUNTRY, THE ONLY

665
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:17,102
DESIRE IS TO CONTINUE TO PULL

666
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,537
OUR CITIES APART.

667
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,405
I SAW POLICE VEHICLES BEING

668
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:21,807
FIREBOMBED, I SAW THE

669
00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:22,741
INSTRUCTION OF PROPERTY, WE HAVE

670
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:23,575
A PLACE IN PORTLAND WHERE THERE

671
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:26,445
IS A CITY IN A CITY, THIS IS

672
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,813
AMERICA, THERE'S ONLY ONE

673
00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:29,681
COUNTRY CALLED AMERICA, IF NOT

674
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:30,415
MULTIPLE COUNTRIES.

675
00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:31,183
>> Bill: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

676
00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:33,318
A GROUP ON THE LEFT OR ON THE

677
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:33,685
RIGHT OR BOTH?

678
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:36,254
>> BOTH.

679
00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:39,858
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG -- BEING

680
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,026
PRAGMATIC IS PROGRESSIVE.

681
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,896
I'M PROGRESSIVE, I WANT TO DEAL

682
00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:46,765
WITH OUR CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM

683
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,533
THAT'S UNFAIR COME I WANT TO

684
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,167
CLOSE RIKERS ISLAND BUT I WANT

685
00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:55,140
TO CLOSE THE PIPELINE THAT FEEDS

686
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:55,474
RIKERS ISLAND.

687
00:22:55,540 --> 00:23:00,078
30% OF THOSE CHILDREN --

688
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:00,812
[APPLAUSE]

689
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,348
>> I THINK YOU JUST HEARD WHY HE

690
00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:03,515
WON.

691
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:04,750
DESPITE THE DIVISIONS WE ARE

692
00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:05,650
TALKING ABOUT IN THE COUNTRY

693
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:06,785
WHICH ARE VERY REAL, THERE IS

694
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:09,121
STILL A LARGE SECTION OF THE

695
00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:09,955
COUNTRY THAT SAYS JUST TALK

696
00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:12,758
COMMON SENSE TO ME.

697
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:15,627
FOR INSTANCE, HE'S TALKING ABOUT

698
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:17,596
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH RIKERS

699
00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:19,397
ISLAND, WHEN I WAS GOVERNOR WE

700
00:23:19,464 --> 00:23:20,832
CLOSED CIRCLE PRISONS BECAUSE WE

701
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,100
AREN'T KEEPING NONVIOLENT PEOPLE

702
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:23,568
IN JAIL BECAUSE THEY CAN'T

703
00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:24,836
AFFORD $500 IN BAIL.

704
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,171
THE REALLY VIOLENT PEOPLE STAY

705
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:26,838
IN JAIL.

706
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,240
OF THE NONVIOLENT ONES WE PUT A

707
00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:29,574
BRACELET AROUND THEM, WE MAKE

708
00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:30,809
SURE THEY SHOW UP FOR COURT AND

709
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,011
THEY DO WHAT THEY NEED TO DO,

710
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,780
BUT WE ARE NOT FEELING JAILS

711
00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:37,415
WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY IN

712
00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:38,950
DEBTOR'S PRISON.

713
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:40,085
CRIME WENT DOWN IN NEW JERSEY

714
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,454
WHEN WE DID THAT.

715
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:43,488
[APPLAUSE]

716
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:45,323
>> Bill: AS TWO POLITICIANS

717
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:46,057
WHO ARE TOWARD THE CENTER OF

718
00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:48,326
YOUR PARTIES, RIGHT?

719
00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:54,766
WOULDN'T YOU AGREE WITH THAT?

720
00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:55,867
>> I DON'T LIKE THE TITLES THAT

721
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:59,171
PEOPLE TRY TO DEFINE ME, I'M

722
00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:04,609
TRYING TO DEFINE MYSELF.

723
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:05,510
[APPLAUSE]

724
00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:08,346
>> Bill: THAT'S PRETTY VAGUE.

725
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:09,481
COMPARED TO SAY, BERNIE SANDERS,

726
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:10,749
I WOULD SAY YOU'RE MORE TOWARD

727
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:13,585
THE CENTER, BY THE WAY, THIS IS

728
00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:15,020
WHY WE LIKE YOU.

729
00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:17,322
STOP APOLOGIZING, I THINK IT'S

730
00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:17,589
FANTASTIC.

731
00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:20,592
>> I THINK IT'S IMPERATIVE -- I

732
00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:21,793
BELIEVE IT'S UNFAIR TO AMERICANS

733
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:23,562
BECAUSE YOU HAVE DIFFERENT VIEWS

734
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:24,896
ON DIFFERENT THINGS, WE WANT TO

735
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,832
SAY HERE IS THE LITMUS TEST.

736
00:24:26,898 --> 00:24:31,803
WE HAVE TO BREAK FREE OF THAT.

737
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,772
>> Bill: I WOULD SAY I'M MORE

738
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:34,539
TOWARD THE CENTER.

739
00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,341
I THINK I'M LEFT BUT MORE TOWARD

740
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:37,375
THE CENTER OF.

741
00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:38,176
I'M ALWAYS FIGHTING WITH THE FAR

742
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:41,446
LEFT AND THE FAR RIGHT.

743
00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:44,082
TO SOMEONE LIKE ME IT LOOKS LIKE

744
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,384
ONE SIDE WANTS TO DEMORALIZE THE

745
00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:47,919
POLICE TO THE POINT WHERE THEY

746
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,421
SOMETIMES DON'T SHOW UP AND THAT

747
00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:51,189
DOES HAPPEN AND MAYBE THAT

748
00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:53,391
HAPPENED IN KENOSHA, RIGHT?

749
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,994
THE OTHER SIDE WANTS TO MAKE THE

750
00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:57,596
CITIZENS OF SOME SORT VIGILANTE

751
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,430
FORCE.

752
00:24:58,496 --> 00:24:58,997
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE SOMETHING

753
00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:01,933
THAT'S SENSIBLE IN THE MIDDLE?

754
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:08,807
THIS IS WHY YOU AS AN EX-COP --

755
00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:12,143
>> I WOULD TELL YOU WHEN I WAS

756
00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:13,345
GOVERNOR WE HAD CAMDEN WHICH WAS

757
00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:14,546
THE MOST DANGEROUS CITY IN

758
00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:16,181
AMERICA AT THE TIME.

759
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,849
WE FIRED THE ENTIRE POLICE

760
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,150
FORCE, WE BROUGHT THEM BACK IN

761
00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:20,819
AND WE TRAINED THEM BASED UPON

762
00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:23,521
COMMUNITY POLICING AND IN

763
00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:25,724
VIOLENCE THE ESCALATION AND

764
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:28,093
INVOLVEMENT IN THE NEIGHBORHOODS

765
00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:30,729
OUT OF CARS COME ON BICYCLES, ON

766
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:33,832
FOOT AND MURDERS WENT DOWN 75%

767
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:34,499
IN CAMDEN BECAUSE THE CITIZENS

768
00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:35,934
DIDN'T SEE THE POLICE AS THE

769
00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:37,202
ENEMIES ANYMORE, THEY SAW THEM

770
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,637
AS PARTNERS AND THE POLICE

771
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,605
DIDN'T SEE THE CITIZENS AS

772
00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:41,573
ENEMIES ANYMORE, THEY SAW THEM

773
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,775
AS PEOPLE WORTHY TO PROTECT.

774
00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:44,676
THAT'S WHERE WE GOT TO GET WITH

775
00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:49,281
POLICING IN THIS COUNTRY.

776
00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:51,983
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

777
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:55,387
>> WHAT THE GOVERNOR SAID IS SO

778
00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,889
CORRECT, HOW DO WE DEFINE THE

779
00:25:57,956 --> 00:25:58,857
EQUAL SYSTEM OF PUBLIC SAFETY?

780
00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:03,161
WE HAVE NOT DONE THAT.

781
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:03,728
TRADITIONALLY, POLICING HAS

782
00:26:03,795 --> 00:26:05,430
ALWAYS BEEN -- PUBLIC SAFETY HAS

783
00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:09,768
ALWAYS BEEN JUST THE POLICE.

784
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,303
WE CALL THEM FOR EVERYTHING BUT

785
00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:13,371
IF WE REDEFINE THE ECOSYSTEM,

786
00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:15,140
COMMUNITY GROUPS, CRISIS

787
00:26:15,206 --> 00:26:16,841
MANAGEMENT, YOUTH ORGANIZATION,

788
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,076
WE BUILT THAT TRUST BECAUSE THE

789
00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:20,812
BAD GUYS ARE LOOKING AT US AND

790
00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:21,079
LAUGHING.

791
00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:23,682
>> Bill: AND TAKE SOME OF THE

792
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:24,816
BURDEN OFF POLICE.

793
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:25,884
WHO ARE DOING THINGS -- I WATCH

794
00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:27,786
COPS WHO ARE ALWAYS ON THE FRONT

795
00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:30,555
PORCH OF SOMEBODY'S HOUSE ABOUT

796
00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:32,857
THEIR MARRIAGE.

797
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,025
>> PROFESSIONALS RESPONDED TO

798
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,528
THOSE NONVIOLENT JOBS, YOU CAN

799
00:26:36,594 --> 00:26:37,228
HAVE A DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP

800
00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:39,264
AND THAT'S WHAT WE ARE GOING

801
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:39,464
TO --

802
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:42,334
>> Bill: YOU SAID IT, WE

803
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:42,867
DEFINE.

804
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:43,535
THE DEMOCRATS ALWAYS FALL INTO

805
00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:47,939
THE TRAP OF GETTING WORD FUCKED.

806
00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:52,777
>> I LOVE THIS SHOW.

807
00:26:52,844 --> 00:26:53,445
[LAUGHTER]

808
00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:55,046
I COULDN'T GET AWAY WITH SAYING

809
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,148
THAT.

810
00:26:57,215 --> 00:27:00,518
>> Bill: OH, YES, YOU COULD.

811
00:27:00,585 --> 00:27:02,721
>> I COULDN'T.

812
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:03,822
>> Bill: WRIGHT, CHRIS, YOU'VE

813
00:27:03,888 --> 00:27:08,093
NEVER SAID "BUCK!"

814
00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:08,326
NOT YOU.

815
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:10,495
>> NOT LIKE THAT.

816
00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,831
>> Bill: INSTEAD OF CALLING

817
00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:15,200
THE FUND, REDEFINE.

818
00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:16,234
>> WORDS ARE POWERFUL.

819
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:16,634
>> Bill: EXACTLY!

820
00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:18,737
>> I AGREE THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD

821
00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:19,838
BE DOING.

822
00:27:19,904 --> 00:27:21,172
>> Bill: HERE'S WHAT JILL

823
00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:22,574
BIDEN SAID AFTER KENOSHA IN

824
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,542
2020, HE SAID I WANT TO BE VERY

825
00:27:24,609 --> 00:27:25,977
CLEAR ABOUT ALL OF THIS, RIOTING

826
00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:27,245
IS NOT PROTESTING, LOOTING IS

827
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,314
NOT PROTESTING, SETTING FIRES IS

828
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:30,782
NOT PROTESTING, IT'S

829
00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:31,549
LAWLESSNESS, PLAIN AND SIMPLE

830
00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:33,318
AND THOSE WHO DO IT SHOULD BE

831
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:34,819
PROSECUTED -- SOUNDS LIKE YOU.

832
00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:36,588
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S WHAT HE GOT

833
00:27:36,654 --> 00:27:37,422
ELECTED TO.

834
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,523
THE PERCEPTION NOW AMONG MANY

835
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:39,991
PEOPLE AS THAT'S NOT THE GUY WHO

836
00:27:40,058 --> 00:27:43,895
WAS IN OFFICE, THAT HE HAS SWUNG

837
00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:44,129
LEFT.

838
00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:45,964
>> IT'S THE NARRATIVE.

839
00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:47,599
>> Bill: IS THAT TRUE?

840
00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:48,166
>> NO.

841
00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:49,734
I BELIEVE WE NEED TO RE-CLEAN

842
00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:50,702
THE NARRATIVE, WHEN YOU LOOK AT

843
00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:53,004
THE BUILD BACK BETTER BILL, THE

844
00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:55,106
STUFF IN THE BILL ABOUT

845
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,442
UNIVERSAL CHILD CARE, WHEN YOU

846
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,443
LOOK AT GOOD THINGS THAT ARE

847
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:03,548
BEING DONE, WE ARE NOT TALKING

848
00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:05,316
TO AMERICANS WITH THOSE KITCHEN

849
00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:06,518
TABLE ISSUES.

850
00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:09,754
WE ARE GETTING SO COMPLICATED.

851
00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:11,723
WHAT'S ZERO IN ON WHAT

852
00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:12,924
AMERICANS, WHAT NEW YORKERS,

853
00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:13,591
WHAT WE WANT.

854
00:28:13,658 --> 00:28:15,360
THAT'S WHAT I DID ON THE

855
00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:16,895
CAMPAIGN TRAIL, I TALKED

856
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:17,962
DIRECTLY ABOUT WHAT NEW YORKERS

857
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:19,497
WANTED AND THAT'S WHAT DEMOCRATS

858
00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:20,398
MUST DO.

859
00:28:20,465 --> 00:28:21,266
>> Bill: THIS THING IS ALL

860
00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:23,935
ABOUT GUNS.

861
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:26,137
WHERE ARE YOU ON THE GUNS?

862
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:27,939
YOU CARRY A GUN, YOU'RE PROBABLY

863
00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:28,339
STRAPPED NOW.

864
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:30,642
BUT I WANT YOU TO HAVE A GUN,

865
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,243
YOU'RE AN EX-COP, I TRUST YOU

866
00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:36,581
WITH A GUN, I DON'T TRUST KYLE.

867
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,349
IS A KID.

868
00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:40,085
I KNOW THIS IS COMING UP BEFORE

869
00:28:40,151 --> 00:28:41,386
THE SUPREME COURT, OPEN CARRY

870
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:42,787
INCLUDES A NEW YORK CASE, WHERE

871
00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:45,123
DO YOU STAND?

872
00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:47,258
>> I HAVEN'T CARRIED IN 15

873
00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:47,459
YEARS.

874
00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:50,328
I CAN'T CARRY IN CALIFORNIA.

875
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,797
>> Bill: YOU WOULD LIKE TO?

876
00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:56,935
>> THE SUPREME COURT IS ABOUT TO

877
00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:57,535
MAKE AN IMPORTANT DECISION

878
00:28:57,602 --> 00:29:00,138
THAT'S ABOUT TO IMPACT US AND

879
00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:01,239
I'M HOPING THEY DON'T ALLOW THE

880
00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:04,742
CONCEALED CARRY TWO WE DO A

881
00:29:04,809 --> 00:29:06,377
GREAT JOB WITH OUR LAWS IN

882
00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:07,479
NEW YORK AND I'M HOPING THEY

883
00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:09,013
CONSIDER NOT TO MAKE THIS

884
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:09,347
DECISION.

885
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:10,381
>> Bill: OKAY, GOOD TO.

886
00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:12,417
WE DON'T WANT TO BE THE OLD

887
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:12,617
WEST.

888
00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:15,386
>> I GO BACK TO THE STUFF YOU

889
00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:16,788
SAID -- WHAT PRESIDENT BIDEN

890
00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:18,289
SAID IN 20 VERSES WHERE HE IS

891
00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:19,290
NOW, THAT IS THE BIGGEST REASON

892
00:29:19,357 --> 00:29:22,894
WHY HIS POLL NUMBERS HAVE GONE

893
00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:24,195
DOWN SO MUCH.

894
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,763
HE CAMPAIGNED THAT WAY, HE

895
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:27,298
CAMPAIGNED AS A UNITER, A

896
00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:28,299
CENTRIST, GOING TO BRING THE

897
00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:29,501
COUNTRY TOGETHER AND RETURN

898
00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:32,937
THINGS TO NORMALCY, THAT WAS HIS

899
00:29:33,004 --> 00:29:33,605
PITCH.

900
00:29:33,671 --> 00:29:34,506
HE GOT A LOT OF INDEPENDENT

901
00:29:34,572 --> 00:29:35,306
VOTERS, A LOT OF REPUBLICAN

902
00:29:35,373 --> 00:29:35,874
VOTERS WHO VOTED FOR HIM FOR

903
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:38,176
THAT REASON.

904
00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:40,545
NOW HE'S COME IN WITH A MUCH

905
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:43,114
MORE AGGRESSIVE AGGRESSIVE

906
00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:44,782
SOCIAL AGENDA THAT HE CAMPAIGNED

907
00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:46,851
ON.

908
00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:50,221
VOTERS KNOW IS IT YOU GOVERN

909
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,189
DIFFERENT FROM THE WAY YOU

910
00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:53,591
CAMPAIGNED, THEY DON'T LIKE IT.

911
00:29:53,658 --> 00:29:54,359
THEY FEEL LIKE WAIT A SECOND I

912
00:29:54,425 --> 00:29:56,127
BOUGHT IT BASED ON WHAT YOU'RE

913
00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:57,795
SELLING, AND I YOU'RE SELLING ON

914
00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:58,263
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

915
00:29:58,329 --> 00:30:00,298
>> Bill: HE DID CAMPAIGN ON A

916
00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:01,332
LOT OF THINGS HE'S SELLING.

917
00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:03,601
>> NOT THEMATICALLY, THAT IS THE

918
00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:04,068
PROBLEM.

919
00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:05,170
PEOPLE THOUGHT THEY WERE GETTING

920
00:30:05,236 --> 00:30:06,237
THIS GUY WHO WAS GOING TO UNITE

921
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:08,573
THE COUNTRY AND IT'S THAT HE'S

922
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,607
DOING DIFFERENT STUFF.

923
00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,376
I THINK ERIC IS RIGHT DEMOCRATS

924
00:30:11,442 --> 00:30:12,443
MADE A HUGE MISTAKE BY NOT

925
00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:13,411
BREAKING DOWN THEIR BILL AND

926
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:14,746
TALKING ABOUT INDIVIDUAL THINGS

927
00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:16,314
AND JUST TALKING ABOUT THE PRICE

928
00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:23,721
TAG, GREAT FOR REPUBLICANS IT.

929
00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:24,255
KEEP

930
00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:24,556
DOING IT TO.

931
00:30:24,622 --> 00:30:26,324
FOR ME, HE HAS GOVERNED CONTRARY

932
00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:27,892
TO THE PLAN HE SOLD AND WHEN YOU

933
00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:30,028
DO THAT AS A POLITICIAN YOU PUT

934
00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:30,428
YOURSELF IN PERIL.

935
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,497
[APPLAUSE]

936
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:35,567
>> I'M PROUD TO CALL MYSELF THE

937
00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:37,135
BIDEN OF BROOKLYN WHEN I WAS

938
00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:39,337
BOROUGH PRESIDENT, I LIKE JOE.

939
00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:41,639
I BELIEVE WHAT HE HAS DONE

940
00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:43,708
DURING COVID, THE BILLIONS OF

941
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:48,346
DOLLARS THAT WERE SENT INTO OUR

942
00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:49,547
CITIES, WHAT HE HAS DONE DURING

943
00:30:49,614 --> 00:30:50,415
THE INFRASTRUCTURE BILL, BUILD

944
00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:53,518
BACK BETTER, I THINK WHAT THE

945
00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:56,087
DEMOCRATIC PARTY MUST DO, THEY

946
00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:57,088
MUST GET ON THE GROUND AND THE

947
00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:59,624
CELL WHAT THEY ARE DOING.

948
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:09,167
THEY ARE DOING AN AMAZING JOB.

949
00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,302
IF IT WASN'T FOR THE COVERT

950
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:11,803
STIMULUS PACKAGE OR THE

951
00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:13,605
INFRASTRUCTURE BILL, AND I'LL

952
00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:14,339
BUILD BACK BETTER.

953
00:31:14,405 --> 00:31:15,473
>> Bill: EVERY YEAR BEFORE WE

954
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,741
TAKE OUR BREAK WE HAVE A

955
00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,943
TRADITION BECAUSE WE TAKE A VERY

956
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:20,345
SERIOUS RESPONSIBILITY THAT WE

957
00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:21,679
INFORM THESE PEOPLE, WE ARE A

958
00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:24,182
NEWS SHOW.

959
00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:25,950
WE ARE GOING TO BE OFF FOR A

960
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:26,784
COUPLE OF MONTHS.

961
00:31:26,851 --> 00:31:30,088
>> YOU ARE WHERE I GET ALL MY

962
00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:30,288
NEWS.

963
00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:32,156
>> Bill: EXACTLY, I APPRECIATE

964
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:32,457
THAT.

965
00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:33,891
WE DO FUTURE HEADLINES, THESE

966
00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:36,327
ARE HEADLINES THAT ARE GOING TO

967
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:36,561
HAPPEN.

968
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:38,229
WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE HERE, OUR

969
00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:39,797
STAFF IS SO GOOD THEY CAN TELL

970
00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:40,898
YOU -- WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE

971
00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:44,869
SOME OF THE FUTURE HEADLINES?

972
00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:46,437
THESE ARE THINGS WE KNOW ARE

973
00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:49,440
GOING TO HAPPEN.

974
00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:50,141
BRITNEY SPEARS FOUND NUDE IN

975
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:54,312
LION ENCLOSURE.

976
00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:55,046
[LAUGHTER]

977
00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:55,747
JEOPARDY HOST DUMPED OVER NEWLY

978
00:31:55,813 --> 00:31:58,516
DISCOVERED "PROBLEMATIC

979
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:02,420
PRE-SCHOOL ARTWORK.'

980
00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:02,687
[LAUGHTER]

981
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:03,187
RACIST

982
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:04,355
KAREN CALLS 9-1-1 ON ANTI-MASK

983
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:05,189
KAREN, COP KAREN SHOWS UP AND

984
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:10,128
SHOOTS BOTH.

985
00:32:10,194 --> 00:32:10,962
[APPLAUSE]

986
00:32:11,029 --> 00:32:12,196
PUTIN CRITIC SURVIVES FALL FROM

987
00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:13,398
BUILDING BY LANDING ON PREVIOUS

988
00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:14,432
PUTIN CRITIC WHO FELL FROM

989
00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:21,339
BUILDING.

990
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:22,006
[LAUGHTER]

991
00:32:22,073 --> 00:32:23,474
[APPLAUSE]

992
00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:28,046
FOX NEWS GIVES CONFEDERATE FLAG

993
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:31,649
ITS OWN SHOW

994
00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:31,916
[LAUGHTER]

995
00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:32,383
[APPLAUSE]

996
00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:32,984
IN ULTIMATE TROLL

997
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:35,753
MOVE, BIDEN CHANGES NAME TO

998
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:40,591
BRANDON.

999
00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:43,861
[LAUGHTER]

1000
00:32:43,928 --> 00:32:44,095
DRAMATIC

1001
00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:46,798
LEAKED FACEBOOK MEMO ADMITS THE

1002
00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:47,598
METAVERSE IS JUST GOING TO BE

1003
00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:50,802
GUYS JERKING OFF.

1004
00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:51,903
MEGHAN MARKLE TO ACCEPT BITCOIN

1005
00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:58,676
FOR WHATEVER IT IS SHE DOES.

1006
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:01,079
[LAUGHTER]

1007
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,481
BRISTOL PALIN ANNOUNCES

1008
00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:07,952
ENGAGEMENT TO KYLE RITTENHOUSE.

1009
00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:10,621
[LAUGHTER]

1010
00:33:10,688 --> 00:33:11,089
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1011
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,223
TOWN THAT VOTED TO DEFUND THE

1012
00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:12,857
POLICE WAKES UP TO FIND

1013
00:33:12,924 --> 00:33:20,898
EVERYTHING GONE.

1014
00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:21,599
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1015
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:27,004
>> I THINK THAT VLADIMIR PUTIN

1016
00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:27,572
THING ALREADY HAPPENED.

1017
00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:29,707
>> Bill: I'M GOING TO READ

1018
00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:31,776
YOUR QUOTE ABOUT YOUR FUTURE

1019
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:32,009
TRUMP'S.

1020
00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:33,311
YOU SAID I DON'T KNOW THAT HE IS

1021
00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:35,380
GOING TO RUN -- HE IS.

1022
00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:36,147
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'M GOING

1023
00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:38,783
TO RUN.

1024
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:39,751
YOU ARE.

1025
00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:44,088
>> ARE THESE FUTURE HEADLINES?

1026
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:44,856
>> Bill: I'M READING SOME OF

1027
00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:48,593
YOUR STATEMENTS, IF YOU COULD

1028
00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:49,527
PREVENT DONALD TRUMP FROM BEING

1029
00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:50,862
IN OFFICE, I SAID THIS ABOUT

1030
00:33:50,928 --> 00:33:51,929
MITT ROMNEY.

1031
00:33:51,996 --> 00:33:52,897
I WOULD TAKE THE MILLION DOLLARS

1032
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,899
I GAVE TO OBAMA AND GIVE IT TO

1033
00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:58,403
YOU OR MITT ROMNEY OR ANYBODY

1034
00:33:58,469 --> 00:34:01,339
WHO CAN ASSURE ME THAT YOU WOULD

1035
00:34:01,406 --> 00:34:03,841
GET THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION.

1036
00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:04,942
>> THAN IT'S BEEN WITH THE

1037
00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:07,478
FLIGHT OUT HERE.

1038
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,580
[LAUGHTER]

1039
00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:12,984
>> Bill: IF YOU CAN WIN.

1040
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:14,152
HERE'S THE PROBLEM, YOU ARE

1041
00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:15,787
TRYING TO SQUARE THE CIRCLE THAT

1042
00:34:15,853 --> 00:34:17,522
CANNOT BE SQUARED WHICH IS YOU

1043
00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,524
DON'T WANT TO COMPLETELY

1044
00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:19,891
RENOUNCE TRUMP.

1045
00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:23,661
THIS BLOWS MY MIND.

1046
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:26,297
YOU SAID "LET'S SEE WHO HE IS."

1047
00:34:26,364 --> 00:34:27,331
YOU STILL MIGHT SUPPORT HIM, YOU

1048
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,133
CALL HIM OUT FOR THE BIG LIE I

1049
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,135
GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR THAT, YOU

1050
00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:32,370
CALL OUT THE CONSPIRACY

1051
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:34,138
THEORIES, YOU SAY HE ABSOLUTELY

1052
00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,107
LOST THE ELECTION BUT THEN YOU

1053
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:37,275
SAY YOU MIGHT SUPPORT HIM IN

1054
00:34:37,341 --> 00:34:39,410
2020, LET'S SEE WHO HE IS AND

1055
00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:42,580
WHAT HE SAYS AND HOW HE CONDUCTS

1056
00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:42,814
HIMSELF.

1057
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,749
THIS IS NOT TENABLE FOR A GUY

1058
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,083
LIKE YOU WHO IS LIKE I'M NO

1059
00:34:46,150 --> 00:34:46,684
BULLSHIT.

1060
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,653
YOU KNOW WHO HE IS, YOU THINK IS

1061
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,556
GOING TO CHANGE AT 75?

1062
00:34:51,622 --> 00:34:53,090
HE DIDN'T CHANGE WHEN HE BECAME

1063
00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:55,159
PRESIDENT, THIS WHOLE

1064
00:34:55,226 --> 00:34:57,462
DONALD TRUMP MIGHT CHANGE

1065
00:34:57,528 --> 00:34:57,929
THEORY?

1066
00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:01,933
>> THIS IS WHAT I THINK ABOUT

1067
00:35:01,999 --> 00:35:03,134
THAT, BILL.

1068
00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:04,702
PEOPLE WHO WANT TO WIN AS BADLY

1069
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,737
AS HE DOES OFTEN FIND THEIR

1070
00:35:06,804 --> 00:35:08,573
PRINCIPLES TO BE FLEXIBLE.

1071
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:10,641
THIS IS A GUY WHO WHEN I FIRST

1072
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:13,110
MET HIM WAS THE MOST PRO-CHOICE

1073
00:35:13,177 --> 00:35:14,812
GUY -- HE SAID I'M THE MOST

1074
00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:15,746
PRO-CHOICE GUY YOU'LL EVER MEET

1075
00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:16,781
AND NOW HE'S THE MOST PRO-LIFE

1076
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:20,117
GUY YOU'LL EVER MEET.

1077
00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:21,452
HE WAS TOTALLY AGAINST ETHANOL

1078
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:22,653
SUBSIDIES BECAUSE HE SAID THEY

1079
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,288
WERE A WASTE OF MONEY.

1080
00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:26,491
>> Bill: PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A

1081
00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:28,125
SHIT ABOUT ETHANOL SUBSIDIES,

1082
00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:29,060
THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT,

1083
00:35:29,126 --> 00:35:31,863
COME ON.

1084
00:35:31,929 --> 00:35:33,931
LET'S TALK IN NEW JERSEY TO

1085
00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:34,732
NEW JERSEY, IT'S NOT ABOUT

1086
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:34,966
ETHANOL.

1087
00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:36,934
>> I KNOW THEY DON'T GIVE A

1088
00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,803
SHIT, I'M TRYING TO MAKE A

1089
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:40,104
BIGGER POINT.

1090
00:35:40,171 --> 00:35:43,074
>> Bill: WE GOT HIM GOING!

1091
00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:43,941
[LAUGHTER]

1092
00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:45,610
>> THAT WORD IS A LOT DIFFERENT

1093
00:35:45,676 --> 00:35:46,477
FROM THE OTHER ONE, MY MOTHER

1094
00:35:46,544 --> 00:35:49,313
TAUGHT ME THAT!

1095
00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:50,648
WHEN YOU HAVE SOMEONE WHO IS

1096
00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:52,483
WILLING TO CHANGE THEIR

1097
00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:53,351
POSITIONS ON SOMETHING LIKE

1098
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:54,519
THAT, I'M NOT ONE WHO'S BEEN

1099
00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:55,620
WILLING TO DO THAT, YOU NEVER

1100
00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:56,621
KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

1101
00:35:56,687 --> 00:35:58,089
IF THIS IS A TRAP.

1102
00:35:58,155 --> 00:36:00,491
PEOPLE WANT TO GET YOU IN A TRAP

1103
00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:01,692
TO SAY THINGS THAT ARE THREE

1104
00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:02,660
YEARS AWAY AND THERE'S NO REASON

1105
00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:05,530
FOR ME TO SAY THIS TODAY.

1106
00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:07,732
WHAT I AM SAYING IS STUFF THAT

1107
00:36:07,798 --> 00:36:09,500
NO ONE ELSE IS SAYING EXCEPT FOR

1108
00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:12,169
RUPERT MURDOCH WHO SAID IT

1109
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:12,904
YESTERDAY.

1110
00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:15,306
>> Bill: ERIC, HELP ME.

1111
00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:17,475
>> YOU NEED HELP?

1112
00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:18,943
>> Bill: YOU CAN'T BOTH BE A

1113
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:23,581
MAY BE ON TRUMP AND DEMOCRACY.

1114
00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:25,216
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE.

1115
00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:26,751
HE TRIED TO STEAL THE ELECTION

1116
00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:29,554
AND YOU CALLED HIM OUT IN EVERY

1117
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:30,454
WAY POSSIBLE, HE CALLED THE

1118
00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:31,722
JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, HE TRIED TO

1119
00:36:31,789 --> 00:36:33,324
GET MIKE PENCE TO DO IT, HE

1120
00:36:33,391 --> 00:36:35,927
TRIED TO GET THE COURTS TO DO

1121
00:36:35,993 --> 00:36:36,928
IT, HE DID EVERYTHING POSSIBLE.

1122
00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:38,563
HE JUST DIDN'T CHEAT HARD

1123
00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:40,965
ENOUGH, THAT'S THE ONLY LESSON

1124
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:41,299
HE'S LEARNED.

1125
00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:44,435
YOU CAN'T BE "TRUMP IS A BAD GUY

1126
00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:45,703
AND I KNOW IT AND I MIGHT VOTE

1127
00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:48,906
FOR THEM IN 24."

1128
00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:50,508
>> HE'S A BAD GUY, WE DON'T NEED

1129
00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:55,980
TO GO BACKWARDS.

1130
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,915
WE ARE STILL RECEIVING THE

1131
00:36:57,982 --> 00:37:02,420
FALLOUT OF HIS PRESIDENCY AND WE

1132
00:37:02,486 --> 00:37:06,490
SHOULD NOT, AND I AM LIGHTING

1133
00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:07,892
CANDLES, BURNING INCENSE, DOING

1134
00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:08,626
HAIL MARYS, WE DON'T WANT HIM

1135
00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:13,497
BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

1136
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:16,834
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1137
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:17,635
>> Bill: AND WHAT MAKES YOU

1138
00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:19,604
THINK YOU CAN PRY THE PARTY AWAY

1139
00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:22,239
FROM HIM WHICH HE OWNS?

1140
00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:27,545
>> I THINK YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT

1141
00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:29,513
THAT, YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED IN

1142
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,148
VIRGINIA, YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED

1143
00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:31,716
IN NEW JERSEY.

1144
00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:33,050
TWO GUYS AFFIRMATIVELY SAID WE

1145
00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:35,186
DON'T WANT YOU TO COME CAMPAIGN

1146
00:37:35,252 --> 00:37:37,488
HERE, BOTH OF THEM.

1147
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:39,090
>> Bill: THEY DIDN'T RENOUNCE

1148
00:37:39,156 --> 00:37:39,457
HIM.

1149
00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:41,525
>> WHEN YOU TELL SOMEBODY DON'T

1150
00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:42,960
COME ANYWHERE NEAR ME, THAT'S

1151
00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:44,061
WERE ANNOUNCING.

1152
00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:45,262
>> Bill: IT'S NOT.

1153
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:47,331
>> IT IS, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO

1154
00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:48,532
BE STANDING ANYWHERE NEAR

1155
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:49,734
SOMEBODY, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

1156
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,736
A POLL CAME OUT THREE DAYS AGO

1157
00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:54,171
IN IOWA, IOWA REPUBLICANS WERE

1158
00:37:54,238 --> 00:37:55,039
SOME OF THE MOST CONSERVATIVE

1159
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:55,773
REPUBLICANS IN AMERICA THEY

1160
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,675
ASKED WHO DO YOU HAVE GREATER

1161
00:37:57,742 --> 00:37:59,010
LOYALTY TO COME OF THE

1162
00:37:59,076 --> 00:38:04,815
REPUBLICAN PARTY, DONALD TRUMP.

1163
00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:07,018
62% SAID THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

1164
00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:08,552
HE ABSORBED ALL THE OXYGEN IN

1165
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,221
HIS POLITICAL WORLD FOR FIVE

1166
00:38:10,287 --> 00:38:11,422
YEARS.

1167
00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:12,923
HE'S OUT OF OFFICE TODAY, TEN

1168
00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:14,058
MONTHS AND EVERYBODY EXPECTS

1169
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,460
EVERYTHING TO BE DIFFERED WITHIN

1170
00:38:16,527 --> 00:38:17,928
TEN MONTHS.

1171
00:38:17,995 --> 00:38:18,663
IT'S THIS INSTANT GRATIFICATION

1172
00:38:18,729 --> 00:38:20,064
SOCIETY WE LIVE IN.

1173
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,532
WE ARE MOVING BECAUSE HE IS

1174
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:22,733
FORCING THAT MOVEMENT BECAUSE HE

1175
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,368
WON'T LET GO OF THE PAST.

1176
00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:25,569
IF YOU WON'T LET GO OF THE PAST

1177
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,672
YOU CAN'T BE PART OF THE FUTURE.

1178
00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:27,972
[APPLAUSE]

1179
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,074
>> I THINK IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT

1180
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,943
WHAT CHRIS IS SAYING.

1181
00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:35,680
WE ALLOWED THIS MAN TO REALLY

1182
00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:38,916
JUST DISRUPT OUR COUNTRY.

1183
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,851
WE WOKE UP EVERY DAY LOOKING AT

1184
00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:42,119
HIS TWEETS, WE ALLOWED HIM TO

1185
00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:45,289
SUCK THE OXYGEN OUT OF OUR

1186
00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:47,658
COUNTRY WHILE WE ARE DEALING

1187
00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:51,062
WITH TRUMP CHINA IS KICKING OUR

1188
00:38:51,128 --> 00:38:52,697
REAR.

1189
00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:54,432
WE NEED TO BE FOCUSED ON OUR

1190
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,533
COUNTRY AND WHAT CHRIS IS

1191
00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:57,401
SAYING, LET'S NOT FALL INTO THAT

1192
00:38:57,468 --> 00:38:59,603
TRAP AGAIN, AMERICA.

1193
00:38:59,670 --> 00:38:59,937
HE'S THE PAST.

1194
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:05,543
>> EV EVERYBODY HAS ASKED ME THE

1195
00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:06,977
SAME QUESTION YOU DO, NOT GOING

1196
00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:09,046
TO FALL INTO THE TRAP OF

1197
00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:09,547
SPENDING EVERY MINUTE ON

1198
00:39:09,613 --> 00:39:11,315
TELEVISION TALKING ABOUT

1199
00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:11,649
DONALD TRUMP.

1200
00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:14,051
I WROTE A WHOLE BOOK THAT SAID

1201
00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:15,619
THE ELECTION WAS NOT STOLEN,

1202
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:16,620
JOE BIDEN WON FAIR AND SQUARE, I

1203
00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,155
PROVED IT IN THE BOOK, I GO

1204
00:39:18,222 --> 00:39:19,390
THROUGH THESE STATISTICS OF THE

1205
00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:20,524
ELECTION AND SAY IF WE DON'T

1206
00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:22,159
STOP IT, WE AS A PARTY ARE NOT

1207
00:39:22,226 --> 00:39:23,894
GOING TO BE VIABLE, THE MORE

1208
00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:27,198
IMPORTANT THAN TALKING ABOUT

1209
00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:27,531
DONALD TRUMP.

1210
00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:31,368
[APPLAUSE]

1211
00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:34,105
>> Bill: DONALD TRUMP IS THAT

1212
00:39:34,171 --> 00:39:34,872
PARTY.

1213
00:39:34,939 --> 00:39:35,706
LIZ CHENEY IS NOW A

1214
00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:39,043
NONREPUBLICAN IN WYOMING.

1215
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:39,577
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IOWA?

1216
00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:45,950
I THINK WYOMING IS CONSERVATIVE.

1217
00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:46,617
IF THEY DECLARED LIZ CHENEY --

1218
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:51,956
>> A STATE COMMITTEE DID.

1219
00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:55,459
>> YOU CAN'T WIN AN ELECTION IN

1220
00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:55,693
WYOMING.

1221
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,096
>> SHE'S IN A PRIMARY IN 2022

1222
00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:00,731
AND I'M PREDICTING RIGHT NOW

1223
00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:03,334
SHE'S GOING TO BE RENOMINATED IN

1224
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:03,934
WYOMING.

1225
00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:06,103
THEY WILL WERE DETERMINED, THE

1226
00:40:06,170 --> 00:40:06,871
VOTERS OF WYOMING, BECAUSE

1227
00:40:06,937 --> 00:40:08,072
THAT'S A STATEWIDE RACE BECAUSE

1228
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,307
THEY ONLY HAVE ONE MEMBER OF

1229
00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:10,674
CONGRESS.

1230
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,376
THE VOTERS OF WYOMING WILL

1231
00:40:12,443 --> 00:40:13,310
DETERMINE WHO IS A REPUBLICAN

1232
00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:14,545
AND WHO ISN'T, NOT A SMOKE OF

1233
00:40:14,612 --> 00:40:15,279
THE PEOPLE IN THE STATE

1234
00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:17,314
COMMITTEE WHO HAVE A VOTE.

1235
00:40:17,381 --> 00:40:19,550
I COULD WIND UP BEING WRONG, I

1236
00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:20,484
KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN WRONG

1237
00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:22,153
BEFORE BUT THIS COULD BE THE

1238
00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:22,453
FIRST TIME.

1239
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:22,787
[LAUGHTER]

1240
00:40:22,853 --> 00:40:24,588
I COULD BE WRONG BUT I THINK I'M

1241
00:40:24,655 --> 00:40:25,723
GOING TO BE RIGHT AND I THINK

1242
00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:27,992
CHENEY IS GOING TO WIN.

1243
00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:29,360
>> Bill: I THINK YOU COULD

1244
00:40:29,426 --> 00:40:31,562
HAVE BEEN PRESIDENT IF YOU RAN

1245
00:40:31,629 --> 00:40:32,930
THAT YEAR PEOPLE WANTED YOU TO

1246
00:40:32,997 --> 00:40:34,665
RUN, THE KNOCK AGAINST YOU WAS

1247
00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:37,868
HE'S KIND OF A MOB BOSS BULLY

1248
00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:39,436
AND THEN THEY FOUND DONALD TRUMP

1249
00:40:39,503 --> 00:40:42,506
A MUCH BIGGER MOB BOSS -- THAT'S

1250
00:40:42,573 --> 00:40:43,707
WHAT THEY WANT TO.

1251
00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:44,141
[LAUGHTER]

1252
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:45,876
THAT CAN BE GOOD IN POLITICS,

1253
00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,978
YOU GET THINGS DONE.

1254
00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:50,214
HE DIDN'T, YOU POSSIBLY WOULD

1255
00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:52,249
BECAUSE YOU CAN WORK WITH THE

1256
00:40:52,316 --> 00:40:52,750
OTHER SIDE.

1257
00:40:52,817 --> 00:40:54,585
>> AND I DID FOR EIGHT YEARS.

1258
00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:59,657
>> Bill: RUNNING AS A SAIN

1259
00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:01,358
REPUBLICAN IN THE PART IT IS NO

1260
00:41:01,425 --> 00:41:01,659
LONGER SEEN.

1261
00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:04,695
QANON IS THE LIFE BLOOD --

1262
00:41:04,762 --> 00:41:06,730
>> I WRITE ABOUT THAT IN THE

1263
00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:11,535
BOOK, ONCE THEY READ THE BOOK --

1264
00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:12,803
>> Bill: THEY ARE NOT GOING TO

1265
00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:14,004
READ THE BOOK.

1266
00:41:14,071 --> 00:41:15,372
THE VAST MAJORITY OF AMERICANS

1267
00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:17,474
DON'T READ BOOKS, THEY ARE ON

1268
00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:17,775
THEIR PHONE.

1269
00:41:17,842 --> 00:41:18,709
>> THAT'S WHAT THE

1270
00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:23,047
DEMOCRATIC PARTY MUST DO, THEY

1271
00:41:23,113 --> 00:41:23,681
MUST ATTACH DONALD TRUMP TO THE

1272
00:41:23,747 --> 00:41:26,317
REPUBLICAN PARTY.

1273
00:41:26,383 --> 00:41:26,951
THEY MUST ATTACH HIM TO THAT

1274
00:41:27,017 --> 00:41:28,652
PARTY AND IF THEY FAILED TO DO

1275
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:29,520
SO, WE ARE GOING TO FAIL TO

1276
00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:32,323
REALLY SHOW THE PROGRESS WE ARE

1277
00:41:32,389 --> 00:41:32,823
MAKING IN THIS COUNTRY.

1278
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:35,793
>> THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I'VE

1279
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:36,794
DISAGREED WITH ERIC TONIGHT --

1280
00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:39,663
THAT'S WHAT TERRY McAULIFFE

1281
00:41:39,730 --> 00:41:41,832
TRIED TO DO.

1282
00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:43,100
HE TRIED TO ATTACH DONALD TRUMP

1283
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:45,002
TO GLENN YOUNGKIN AND MOST OF

1284
00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:45,870
HIS CAMPAIGN MONEY WAS SPENT ON

1285
00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:48,472
ADS THAT WERE TRYING TO CONNECT

1286
00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:49,106
DONALD TRUMP TO GLENN YOUNGKIN

1287
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,642
AND A MAJORITY OF VOTERS SAID I

1288
00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:53,711
SEE GLENN YOUNGKIN, I DON'T SEE

1289
00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:54,979
DONALD TRUMP, I'M GOING TO VOTE

1290
00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:56,547
FOR THIS GUY.

1291
00:41:56,614 --> 00:41:58,816
I UNDERSTAND BUT I THINK YOU

1292
00:41:58,883 --> 00:41:59,984
HAVE TO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE I

1293
00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:01,685
THINK UNLESS THE PERSON IS

1294
00:42:01,752 --> 00:42:04,088
ACTING LIKE DONALD TRUMP, IT'S

1295
00:42:04,154 --> 00:42:05,289
TOUGH TO MAKE HIM DONALD TRUMP.

1296
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,090
>> Bill: IS THE THREE QUARTERS

1297
00:42:06,156 --> 00:42:07,491
OF YOUR PARTY THAT THINKS HE WON

1298
00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:09,827
THE ELECTION AND IT WAS STOLEN,

1299
00:42:09,894 --> 00:42:11,896
ARE THEY LYING TO A POLLSTER?

1300
00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:13,297
ORDER THEY REALLY BELIEVE THAT?

1301
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,064
I'M ASKING.

1302
00:42:14,131 --> 00:42:15,566
>> I THINK THERE HAS BEEN AN

1303
00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:18,168
ABSENCE OF ANYBODY ELSE IN MY

1304
00:42:18,235 --> 00:42:19,503
PARTY SAYING ANYTHING DIFFERENT

1305
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:21,772
AND WHEN THE ONLY VOICES BEING

1306
00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:22,006
HEARD --

1307
00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:24,642
>> Bill: THERE HAVE BEEN,

1308
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:33,951
MITT ROMNEY, A LIZ CHENEY,

1309
00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:34,351
ADAM KINZINGER --

1310
00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:35,619
>> I THINK THEY DIDN'T APPROACH

1311
00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:37,855
IT THE WAY I WOULD APPROACH IT.

1312
00:42:37,922 --> 00:42:38,856
RUPERT MURDOCH COMES OUT AND

1313
00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:41,091
SAYS THE SAME THING TWO DAYS

1314
00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:42,693
LATER BECAUSE THINGS ARE

1315
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:42,960
CHANGING.

1316
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:48,699
NOBODY COULD CALL ME A NEVER

1317
00:42:48,766 --> 00:42:50,134
TRUMP -- PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY

1318
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,769
SUPPORTED HIM AND NO ONE COULD

1319
00:42:51,835 --> 00:42:52,469
SAY RUPERT MURDOCH DIDN'T

1320
00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:55,773
SUPPORT HIM EITHER, WE ARE

1321
00:42:55,839 --> 00:42:56,106
SAYING ENOUGH.

1322
00:42:56,173 --> 00:42:57,474
>> Bill: TO CALL OUT TECH GUY

1323
00:42:57,541 --> 00:42:58,642
AND ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS

1324
00:42:58,709 --> 00:42:59,310
DONALD TRUMP DID AND SAID I

1325
00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:03,314
STILL MIGHT VOTE FOR HIM IN

1326
00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:04,214
2024, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED

1327
00:43:04,281 --> 00:43:06,550
OF HIM, AT THE SAME THING I SAID

1328
00:43:06,617 --> 00:43:07,885
DOES SEAN SPICER.

1329
00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:09,586
YOU'RE SCARED BECAUSE WHEN HE

1330
00:43:09,653 --> 00:43:11,689
ATTACKS AND GOES AFTER YOU, YOU

1331
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:12,056
ARE TOAST.

1332
00:43:12,122 --> 00:43:14,591
>> HE ATTACKED ME LAST WEEKEND,

1333
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:15,426
I'M STANDING HERE AND I'M

1334
00:43:15,492 --> 00:43:18,829
SITTING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

1335
00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:19,363
GUESS WHAT?

1336
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,131
IF BERNIE SANDERS IS THE NOMINEE

1337
00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:22,833
OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, I

1338
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:25,336
CANNOT VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS.

1339
00:43:25,402 --> 00:43:26,804
>> Bill: HE'S NOT GOING TO BE

1340
00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:27,538
THE NOMINEE.

1341
00:43:27,604 --> 00:43:28,739
>> SO SAY YOU.

1342
00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:30,574
>> Bill: THE NEXT TIME?

1343
00:43:30,641 --> 00:43:32,876
HE'S A TWO TIME LOSER, HE'S 89.

1344
00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:35,112
>> HE'S NOT 89.

1345
00:43:35,179 --> 00:43:37,147
>> Bill: TRUST ME, IT'S NOT

1346
00:43:37,214 --> 00:43:38,482
GOING TO BE BERNIE.

1347
00:43:38,549 --> 00:43:39,984
>> FUTURE HEADLINES IS GOOD,

1348
00:43:40,050 --> 00:43:42,686
IT'S NOT THAT GOOD TO.

1349
00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:44,021
SOMEBODY LIKE THAT TOO IS AN

1350
00:43:44,088 --> 00:43:46,457
AVOWED SOCIALIST, THAT'S WHY I

1351
00:43:46,523 --> 00:43:47,624
WON'T FALL INTO YOUR TRAP.

1352
00:43:47,691 --> 00:43:49,293
BECAUSE THEN I GOT TO VOTE FOR

1353
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:49,660
BERNIE SANDERS.

1354
00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:52,029
>> Bill: I TRIED TO GET HIM IN

1355
00:43:52,096 --> 00:43:52,262
MY TRAP!

1356
00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:55,632
>> YOU TRIED TO GET ME, BUT NO!

1357
00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:57,101
YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH TONIGHT?

1358
00:43:57,167 --> 00:44:03,774
I WISH I HAD WORN ERIC'S COAT.

1359
00:44:03,841 --> 00:44:04,041
[LAUGHTER]

1360
00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:06,076
[APPLAUSE]

1361
00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:08,479
>> Bill: LET ME ASK YOU ONE

1362
00:44:08,545 --> 00:44:10,681
MORE THING, YOU CALL OUT ALL THE

1363
00:44:10,748 --> 00:44:12,116
CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT MOST OF

1364
00:44:12,182 --> 00:44:17,454
THE REPUBLICANS BELIEVE NOW,

1365
00:44:17,521 --> 00:44:19,289
QANON, BUT THEN YOU SAY WE

1366
00:44:19,356 --> 00:44:20,824
SHOULD NOT PERMIT THE DEMOCRATS

1367
00:44:20,891 --> 00:44:21,859
TO TURN OUR COUNTRY INTO A

1368
00:44:21,925 --> 00:44:24,194
MAIL-IN VOTING SOCIETY.

1369
00:44:24,261 --> 00:44:27,197
THERE IS ZERO PROOF THAT M MAILN

1370
00:44:27,264 --> 00:44:28,332
VOTING ENCOURAGES FRAUD SO

1371
00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:30,267
AREN'T YOU ENCOURAGING ANOTHER

1372
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:30,734
KIND OF CONSPIRACY?

1373
00:44:30,801 --> 00:44:31,869
>> I'M SAYING IT SHOULD NOT BE

1374
00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:34,938
THE ONLY OPTION.

1375
00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,140
>> Bill: NO ONE IS SAYING IT

1376
00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:37,574
SHOULD BE THE ONLY OPTION.

1377
00:44:37,641 --> 00:44:39,777
>> THAT WAS THE STATEMENT, THERE

1378
00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:41,045
ARE STATES IN OUR COUNTRY WHO

1379
00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:43,347
ARE ONLY MAIL-IN VOTING, OREGON

1380
00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:45,349
IS ONLY MAIL-IN VOTING,

1381
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:46,717
WASHINGTON STATE'S ONLY

1382
00:44:46,784 --> 00:44:47,084
MAIL-IN VOTING.

1383
00:44:47,151 --> 00:44:48,919
>> Bill: YOU CAN'T VOTE IN

1384
00:44:48,986 --> 00:44:49,887
PERSON IN THOSE PLACES?

1385
00:44:49,953 --> 00:44:52,189
>> YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE

1386
00:44:52,256 --> 00:44:54,825
IN PERSON ANYMORE, IT'S ALL MALE

1387
00:44:54,892 --> 00:44:54,992
IN.

1388
00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:56,927
>> Bill: I STAND CORRECTED TO.

1389
00:44:56,994 --> 00:44:58,328
SPEAK OUT THAT HE SAY I WAS

1390
00:44:58,395 --> 00:44:58,529
RIGHT?

1391
00:44:58,595 --> 00:45:00,664
>> Bill: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

1392
00:45:00,731 --> 00:45:02,833
HIM I'LL GIVE YOU THE LAST WORD,

1393
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:05,269
YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE, SOMEBODY

1394
00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:07,905
GOT ME AT THE VERY END OF THE

1395
00:45:07,971 --> 00:45:09,139
SEASON.

1396
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:09,840
THANK YOU, GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR

1397
00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:12,076
NEW RULES!

1398
00:45:12,142 --> 00:45:12,543
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1399
00:45:12,609 --> 00:45:15,446
♪ ♪

1400
00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:16,580
NEW RULE: THE FASHION POLICE

1401
00:45:16,647 --> 00:45:17,748
UPSET THAT KYRSTEN SINEMA WORE A

1402
00:45:17,815 --> 00:45:19,316
DENIM VEST ON THE FLOOR OF THE

1403
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,085
SENATE NEED TO GET A LIFE.

1404
00:45:21,151 --> 00:45:22,319
THE SENATE HAS AN ANNUAL

1405
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:28,025
"SEERSUCKER DAY," WHEN THEY ALL

1406
00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:28,292
[LAUGHTER]

1407
00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:29,793
DRESS UP LIKE MATLOCK.

1408
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:30,961
I THINK WE CAN HANDLE ONE OF

1409
00:45:31,028 --> 00:45:31,528
THEM DRESSING LIKE JAY LENO

1410
00:45:31,595 --> 00:45:37,501
ONCE.

1411
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:39,002
[LAUGHTER]

1412
00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:40,504
BESIDES, A VEST CAN'T DECIDE IF

1413
00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:41,238
IT'S A SHIRT OR A JACKET, AND IF

1414
00:45:41,305 --> 00:45:42,239
SHE CAN'T MAKE UP HER MIND, WHY

1415
00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:47,744
SHOULD HER CLOTHES?

1416
00:45:47,811 --> 00:45:48,612
[LAUGHTER]

1417
00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:49,646
[APPLAUSE]

1418
00:45:49,713 --> 00:45:52,049
NEW RULE: REDEFINE MEAT, THE

1419
00:45:52,116 --> 00:45:53,817
COMPANY THAT INVENTED A METHOD

1420
00:45:53,884 --> 00:45:55,252
OF 3D-PRINTING MEAT IN ANY SHAPE

1421
00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:56,787
OR THICKNESS YOU WANT -- HAS TO

1422
00:45:56,854 --> 00:46:05,562
ADMIT THAT EVERY GUY THEY SHOWED

1423
00:46:05,629 --> 00:46:09,633
IT TO ASKED THE SAME THING.

1424
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:10,467
[LAUGHTER]

1425
00:46:10,534 --> 00:46:15,772
WOULD IT WORK FOR A PENIS?

1426
00:46:15,839 --> 00:46:16,707
NEW RULE:

1427
00:46:16,773 --> 00:46:17,441
LET'S END THE TRADITION WHERE

1428
00:46:17,508 --> 00:46:18,575
ONE OF THE FOOTBALL TEAMS ON

1429
00:46:18,642 --> 00:46:19,209
THANKSGIVING DAY HAS TO BE THE

1430
00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:20,110
DETROIT LIONS.

1431
00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:21,245
FOR A VERY IMPORTANT REASON.

1432
00:46:21,311 --> 00:46:22,079
PRETENDING THAT THAT IS A

1433
00:46:22,146 --> 00:46:23,380
MUST-SEE GAME IS KEY TO HOW WE

1434
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:24,515
AVOID TALKING TO OUR FAMILIES

1435
00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:29,386
FOR THREE HOURS.

1436
00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:29,653
[LAUGHTER]

1437
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,088
[APPLAUSE]

1438
00:46:31,155 --> 00:46:33,157
IT'S HARD TO TELL UNCLE PHIL,

1439
00:46:33,223 --> 00:46:33,724
"YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE TO LEARN

1440
00:46:33,790 --> 00:46:34,391
MORE ABOUT HOW THE ROTHCHILDS

1441
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:35,125
ARE MICROCHIPPING TRUMP

1442
00:46:35,192 --> 00:46:36,326
SUPPORTERS, BUT THE LIONS ARE

1443
00:46:36,393 --> 00:46:39,563
ON."

1444
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,964
I MEAN, HE'S GULLIBLE, BUT NOT

1445
00:46:41,031 --> 00:46:44,501
THAT GULLIBLE.

1446
00:46:44,568 --> 00:46:44,768
[LAUGHTER]

1447
00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:45,669
NEW RULE: SOMEONE MUST TELL JOSH

1448
00:46:45,736 --> 00:46:46,503
HAWLEY: YOU'RE FREE TO DO THIS

1449
00:46:46,570 --> 00:46:47,437
WHEN YOU DISCUSS ELECTION

1450
00:46:47,504 --> 00:46:52,442
IRREGULARITIES ALL YOU WANT --

1451
00:46:52,509 --> 00:46:55,245
BUT IT WON'T STOP YOUR

1452
00:46:55,312 --> 00:47:01,818
KNOWS FROM GROWING.

1453
00:47:01,885 --> 00:47:02,085
[LAUGHTER]

1454
00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:02,486
[APPLAUSE]

1455
00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:03,253
NEW RULE:

1456
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,321
SOMEONE HAS TO TELL ME HOW

1457
00:47:04,388 --> 00:47:05,155
AMERICA CAN ONLY SUPPORT TWO

1458
00:47:05,222 --> 00:47:06,290
POLITICAL PARTIES WHEN THERE'S

1459
00:47:06,356 --> 00:47:07,157
FOUR DIFFERENT COLORING BOOKS

1460
00:47:07,224 --> 00:47:08,792
ABOUT CAT BUTTS AT CHRISTMAS.

1461
00:47:08,859 --> 00:47:11,862
THERE'S "CAT BUTT CHRISTMAS."

1462
00:47:11,929 --> 00:47:12,729
CAT BUTT CHRISTMAS!"

1463
00:47:12,796 --> 00:47:17,668
WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT.

1464
00:47:17,734 --> 00:47:19,169
"CAT BUTT CHRISTMAS!!"

1465
00:47:19,236 --> 00:47:20,037
WITH FOUR EXCLAMATION POINTS.

1466
00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:20,737
AND, OF COURSE "CHRISTMAS CAT

1467
00:47:20,804 --> 00:47:21,638
BUTTS."

1468
00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:22,706
TWO QUESTIONS I NEVER WANT

1469
00:47:22,773 --> 00:47:24,174
ANSWERED.

1470
00:47:24,241 --> 00:47:25,008
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS?

1471
00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:26,109
AND WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO WITH THE

1472
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:32,616
CRAYONS?

1473
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:32,883
[LAUGHTER]

1474
00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:33,183
[APPLAUSE]

1475
00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:35,452
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1476
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:36,086
DEMOCRATS, WHO ONE YEAR FROM NOW

1477
00:47:36,153 --> 00:47:36,720
WILL BE LICKING THEIR WOUNDS AND

1478
00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:37,554
ASKING THEMSELVES HOW THEY COULD

1479
00:47:37,621 --> 00:47:41,191
HAVE LOST MIDTERMS SO BADLY,

1480
00:47:41,258 --> 00:47:43,060
MUST INSTEAD ASK THEMSELVES THAT

1481
00:47:43,126 --> 00:47:52,102
QUESTION NOW.

1482
00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:52,736
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1483
00:47:52,803 --> 00:47:53,370
WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME TO DO

1484
00:47:53,437 --> 00:47:55,138
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

1485
00:47:55,205 --> 00:47:56,773
A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO AMY

1486
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:57,774
KLOBUCHAR WAS HERE AND WHEN I

1487
00:47:57,841 --> 00:47:59,610
SUGGESTED THE DEMOCRATS NEEDED A

1488
00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:05,816
MESSAGING CZAR, SHE OFFERED ME

1489
00:48:05,882 --> 00:48:07,951
THE JOB:

1490
00:48:08,018 --> 00:48:13,357
YOU NEED A MESSAGING CZAR AND

1491
00:48:13,423 --> 00:48:14,191
YOUR PARTY?

1492
00:48:14,258 --> 00:48:15,592
>> YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE YOU?

1493
00:48:15,659 --> 00:48:18,562
>> Bill: I'M FLATTERED.

1494
00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:19,329
AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION, I

1495
00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:20,364
MUST DECLINE -- THE HOURS IT

1496
00:48:20,430 --> 00:48:20,998
WOULD TAKE ME AWAY FROM HOME

1497
00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:24,801
WOULD MAKE IT VERY DIFFICULT ON

1498
00:48:24,868 --> 00:48:26,470
MY FAMILY.

1499
00:48:26,536 --> 00:48:29,773
[LAUGHTER]

1500
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,975
[APPLAUSE]

1501
00:48:32,042 --> 00:48:32,743
BUT I WILL TONIGHT ONCE AGAIN

1502
00:48:32,809 --> 00:48:33,610
BREAK OUT MY "COACH" HAT AND TRY

1503
00:48:33,677 --> 00:48:34,911
TO POINT THE DEMOCRATS IN THE

1504
00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:36,480
RIGHT DIRECTION -- THAT'S ALL I

1505
00:48:36,546 --> 00:48:37,347
CAN DO, POINT YOU IN THE RIGHT

1506
00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:38,715
DIRECTION.

1507
00:48:38,782 --> 00:48:45,289
I'M LIKE DEEP THROAT.

1508
00:48:45,355 --> 00:48:45,555
[LAUGHTER]

1509
00:48:45,622 --> 00:48:46,390
CUZ THE WAY THIS PARTY IS

1510
00:48:46,456 --> 00:48:48,225
RUNNING FOR OFFICE IS MAKING ME

1511
00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:54,564
GAG.

1512
00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:54,831
[LAUGHTER]

1513
00:48:54,898 --> 00:48:55,732
[APPLAUSE]

1514
00:48:55,799 --> 00:48:56,733
I KNOW LIBERALS THINK THIS

1515
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:57,668
COUNTRY IS FULL OF DUMB WHITE

1516
00:48:57,734 --> 00:48:58,869
PEOPLE, BUT IN OUR DEMOCRACY,

1517
00:48:58,935 --> 00:48:59,469
DUMB WHITE PEOPLE MAKE UP A

1518
00:48:59,536 --> 00:49:01,405
SUBSTANTIAL PORTION OF THE VOTE.

1519
00:49:01,471 --> 00:49:03,073
THE MEDIAN VOTER IS A WHITE

1520
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:04,441
PERSON IN THEIR 50S WHO DIDN'T

1521
00:49:04,508 --> 00:49:08,278
GO TO COLLEGE, THEIR FAVORITE TV

1522
00:49:08,345 --> 00:49:09,246
SHOW IS NCIS, AND THEIR PRONOUNS

1523
00:49:09,313 --> 00:49:10,414
ARE "WHAT?, ""I DON'T KNOW WHAT

1524
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:11,415
THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,"

1525
00:49:11,481 --> 00:49:20,157
AND "GET AWAY FROM ME."

1526
00:49:20,223 --> 00:49:20,424
[LAUGHTER]

1527
00:49:20,490 --> 00:49:21,024
IN 2008, REPUBLICANS ONLY WON

1528
00:49:21,091 --> 00:49:22,726
[APPLAUSE]

1529
00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:23,960
FOUR VIRGINIA COUNTIES BY MORE

1530
00:49:24,027 --> 00:49:26,963
THAN 70%; THIS MONTH IN THE

1531
00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:28,065
GOVERNOR'S ELECTION THERE THEY

1532
00:49:28,131 --> 00:49:29,933
DID IT IN 45 COUNTIES.

1533
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,501
AND THIS IS WHAT A LOT OF

1534
00:49:31,568 --> 00:49:33,704
DEMOCRATS WERE TOLD WAS THE

1535
00:49:33,770 --> 00:49:34,805
REASON FOR THAT: "GLENN

1536
00:49:34,871 --> 00:49:35,739
YOUNKIN'S WIN PROVES WHITE

1537
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:37,140
IGNORANCE IS A POWERFUL WEAPON."

1538
00:49:37,207 --> 00:49:38,275
"RACISM STILL WORKS IN

1539
00:49:38,342 --> 00:49:39,810
VIRGINIA."

1540
00:49:39,876 --> 00:49:40,944
"IT'S NOT THE MESSAGING, FOLKS.

1541
00:49:41,011 --> 00:49:42,346
THIS COUNTRY SIMPLY LOVES WHITE

1542
00:49:42,412 --> 00:49:44,514
SUPREMACY."

1543
00:49:44,581 --> 00:49:46,316
I HAVEN'T WORKED UP AN OFFICIAL

1544
00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:48,852
DEMOCRATIC CAMPAIGN SLOGAN FOR

1545
00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:51,288
2024 YET, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT I

1546
00:49:51,355 --> 00:49:52,289
HAVE RULED OUT IS "VOTE

1547
00:49:52,356 --> 00:49:53,090
DEMOCRAT. BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE

1548
00:49:53,156 --> 00:50:03,133
SUCK."

1549
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,401
[APPLAUSE]

1550
00:50:04,468 --> 00:50:05,335
IT'S LIKE TRYING TO GET LAID BY

1551
00:50:05,402 --> 00:50:06,269
SAYING, "YOU'RE UGLY -- DO YOU

1552
00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:07,170
WANT TO DANCE?"

1553
00:50:07,237 --> 00:50:08,138
YOU'RE ALIENATING A WHOLE LOT OF

1554
00:50:08,205 --> 00:50:09,373
PEOPLE.

1555
00:50:09,439 --> 00:50:10,640
PARTICULARLY WHITES WITHOUT A

1556
00:50:10,707 --> 00:50:11,675
COLLEGE DEGREE, WHICH IS MOST OF

1557
00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:12,709
THEM.

1558
00:50:12,776 --> 00:50:13,610
IN A COUNTRY THAT'S STILL 70%

1559
00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:14,811
WHITE.

1560
00:50:14,878 --> 00:50:16,413
I'D SAY "DO THE MATH," BUT MATH

1561
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:23,787
IS A FORM OF WHITE SUPREMACY.

1562
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:24,054
[LAUGHTER]

1563
00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:24,855
[APPLAUSE]

1564
00:50:24,921 --> 00:50:25,856
YES, I KNOW, EVERY FIBER OF YOUR

1565
00:50:25,922 --> 00:50:27,190
BEING TELLS YOU THE PEOPLE YOU

1566
00:50:27,257 --> 00:50:28,592
REALLY WANT TO REACH ARE

1567
00:50:28,658 --> 00:50:29,693
GUATEMALAN TEENAGERS AND

1568
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,027
BLOGGERS IN GAZA, BUT THEY CAN'T

1569
00:50:31,094 --> 00:50:33,697
VOTE.

1570
00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:35,899
TO A LOT OF FOLKS YOU COME

1571
00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:37,234
ACROSS AS THE "CARES ABOUT

1572
00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:40,003
EVERYBODY BUT ME" PARTY.

1573
00:50:40,070 --> 00:50:41,338
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY

1574
00:50:41,405 --> 00:50:43,573
-- YOU CAN FIND WAYS TO STAND UP

1575
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:44,708
FOR THEM WITHOUT BEING DAVID

1576
00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:46,042
DUKE.

1577
00:50:46,109 --> 00:50:47,444
THIS MONTH WHEN THE DEMOCRATS

1578
00:50:47,511 --> 00:50:50,614
FINALLY PASSED THEIR BIG

1579
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,782
TRILLION-DOLLAR TO REBUILD OUR

1580
00:50:51,848 --> 00:50:53,583
ROADS AND BRIDGES SIX DEMOCRATS

1581
00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:54,918
VOTED "NO" BECAUSE IT DIDN'T GO

1582
00:50:54,985 --> 00:50:57,554
FAR ENOUGH TO ADDRESS CLIMATE

1583
00:50:57,621 --> 00:50:59,055
CHANGE, WHICH I'M SURE IS TRUE

1584
00:50:59,122 --> 00:51:01,091
-- WHAT DOES?

1585
00:51:01,158 --> 00:51:02,492
BUT THIS WAS FREE MONEY FROM THE

1586
00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:03,326
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THAT WOULD

1587
00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:04,694
ACTUALLY IMPROVE THEIR

1588
00:51:04,761 --> 00:51:06,863
CONSTITUENTS' LIVES.

1589
00:51:06,930 --> 00:51:09,132
I CAN SEE A VOTER SAYING, "YOU

1590
00:51:09,199 --> 00:51:11,635
KNOW, SQUAD, I AGREE WITH YOU ON

1591
00:51:11,701 --> 00:51:12,869
CLIMATE CHANGE, BUT AS LONG AS

1592
00:51:12,936 --> 00:51:14,237
IT IS HAPPENING, WE ALSO NEED

1593
00:51:14,304 --> 00:51:15,238
MONEY FOR GETTING THE WATER

1594
00:51:15,305 --> 00:51:17,040
PUMPED OUT OF THE SUBWAY.

1595
00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:18,375
CAN WE DO THAT BEFORE WE BUILD

1596
00:51:18,442 --> 00:51:22,612
THE WORKERS' PARADISE?"

1597
00:51:22,679 --> 00:51:24,347
[APPLAUSE]

1598
00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:25,715
ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS BIDEN

1599
00:51:25,782 --> 00:51:27,818
DID IN OFFICE WAS GETTING

1600
00:51:27,884 --> 00:51:29,953
THROUGH A COVID "RELIEF" PACKAGE

1601
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,254
THAT SENT 1,400 DOLLARS TO,

1602
00:51:31,321 --> 00:51:33,056
WELL, EVERYBODY.

1603
00:51:33,123 --> 00:51:34,224
WITHOUT A SINGLE REPUBLICAN

1604
00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:35,692
VOTE.

1605
00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:37,561
AND TODAY TRUMP IS LEADING HIM

1606
00:51:37,627 --> 00:51:39,596
IN THE POLLS.

1607
00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:40,931
YOU CAN GIVE THE PEOPLE ALL THE

1608
00:51:40,997 --> 00:51:42,933
GOODIES JOE MANCHIN WILL ALLOW,

1609
00:51:42,999 --> 00:51:44,234
AND IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BUY THEIR

1610
00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:45,735
LOVE.

1611
00:51:45,802 --> 00:51:47,370
WHY?

1612
00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:48,872
WHY IS THE PARTY THAT SUPPORTS

1613
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:51,408
SO MANY ISSUES THAT BENEFIT THE

1614
00:51:51,475 --> 00:51:52,008
MIDDLE CLASS STILL CONSIDERED

1615
00:51:52,075 --> 00:51:53,076
"OUT OF TOUCH" BY 62% OF

1616
00:51:53,143 --> 00:51:55,512
AMERICANS?

1617
00:51:55,579 --> 00:51:57,013
IN PLAIN ENGLISH, NOBODY LIKES A

1618
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,816
SNOB.

1619
00:51:59,883 --> 00:52:01,184
HILLARY CLINTON DIDN'T HAVE

1620
00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:02,686
ANYONE ON RURAL RESEARCH OR

1621
00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:04,988
OUTREACH WHEN SHE RAN IN 2016.

1622
00:52:05,055 --> 00:52:06,823
UNTIL THE RACE TIGHTENED JUST

1623
00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:07,757
BEFORE THE ELECTION, THEN THEY

1624
00:52:07,824 --> 00:52:08,658
HIRED ONE.

1625
00:52:08,725 --> 00:52:09,893
AND WHERE WAS HIS OFFICE?

1626
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,697
BROOKLYN.

1627
00:52:13,763 --> 00:52:13,964
[LAUGHTER]

1628
00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:14,698
TRUE STORY.

1629
00:52:14,764 --> 00:52:16,766
POLITICS IS LOCAL, NOT LOCALLY

1630
00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:17,968
SOURCED.

1631
00:52:18,034 --> 00:52:19,202
IT'S NOT ARTISAN -- IT'S ART AND

1632
00:52:19,269 --> 00:52:27,544
STAN.

1633
00:52:27,611 --> 00:52:28,745
[APPLAUSE]

1634
00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:29,679
YOUR MICROAGGRESSION CULTURE

1635
00:52:29,746 --> 00:52:31,615
DOESN'T PLAY IN THE RUST BELT.

1636
00:52:31,681 --> 00:52:33,283
IF A STAFFER HANDS YOU A SPEECH

1637
00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:36,486
THAT SAYS "MENSTRUATING PEOPLE"

1638
00:52:36,553 --> 00:52:39,089
INSTEAD OF "WOMEN," DON'T SAY

1639
00:52:39,155 --> 00:52:39,856
THAT.

1640
00:52:39,923 --> 00:52:44,594
SAY. "WOMEN."

1641
00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:46,129
[APPLAUSE]

1642
00:52:46,196 --> 00:52:47,297
DON'T PUT ANYONE FRESH OUT OF

1643
00:52:47,364 --> 00:52:48,098
COLLEGE IN CHARGE OF THE

1644
00:52:48,164 --> 00:52:50,100
CAMPAIGN.

1645
00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,134
THEY'VE BEEN GIVEN PARTICIPATION

1646
00:52:51,201 --> 00:52:52,235
TROPHIES THEIR WHOLE LIFE, THEY

1647
00:52:52,302 --> 00:52:59,543
DON'T KNOW HOW TO WIN.

1648
00:52:59,609 --> 00:52:59,809
[LAUGHTER]

1649
00:52:59,876 --> 00:53:00,076
[APPLAUSE]

1650
00:53:00,143 --> 00:53:01,311
JAMES CARVILLE KNEW HOW TO WIN,

1651
00:53:01,378 --> 00:53:03,146
AND HE BLAMED THE DEMOCRATIC

1652
00:53:03,213 --> 00:53:05,482
LOSSES THIS NOVEMBER 2ND ON

1653
00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:08,051
"STUPID WOKENESS," TO WHICH AOC

1654
00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:09,753
FIRED BACK THAT WOKENESS "IS A

1655
00:53:09,819 --> 00:53:11,087
TERM ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY USED BY

1656
00:53:11,154 --> 00:53:13,123
OLDER PEOPLE THESE DAYS," SO

1657
00:53:13,189 --> 00:53:13,690
THAT SHOULD TELL YOU ALL YOU

1658
00:53:13,757 --> 00:53:15,325
NEED TO KNOW."

1659
00:53:15,392 --> 00:53:17,294
WHAT?

1660
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,796
THIS IS A TERM FOLKS LIKE YOU

1661
00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:21,731
BROUGHT OUT VERY RECENTLY AND

1662
00:53:21,798 --> 00:53:23,600
HAD BEEN PROUDLY DISPLAYING AT

1663
00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:25,335
EVERY MARCH SINCE.

1664
00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:27,337
JUST LAST YEAR THE GUARDIAN

1665
00:53:27,404 --> 00:53:28,838
DECLARED "WOKE" "THE WORD OF OUR

1666
00:53:28,905 --> 00:53:29,839
ERA" -- I GUESS THEY DIDN'T GET

1667
00:53:29,906 --> 00:53:30,740
THE MEMO FROM THE MEAN GIRLS

1668
00:53:30,807 --> 00:53:33,209
CLUB.

1669
00:53:33,276 --> 00:53:35,879
WE DON'T USE THAT EMOJI ANYMORE.

1670
00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:36,947
"WOKE"?

1671
00:53:37,013 --> 00:53:44,955
PLEASE, WE SAY "FETCH" NOW.

1672
00:53:45,021 --> 00:53:45,221
[LAUGHTER]

1673
00:53:45,288 --> 00:53:46,456
[APPLAUSE]

1674
00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:47,624
WHAT A GREAT STRATEGY, NEVER

1675
00:53:47,691 --> 00:53:48,959
MISSING AN OPPORTUNITY TO REMIND

1676
00:53:49,025 --> 00:53:51,394
VOTERS HOW LAME AND CLUELESS AND

1677
00:53:51,461 --> 00:53:53,730
HOPELESSLY UNCOOL THEY ARE,

1678
00:53:53,797 --> 00:53:55,231
ESPECIALLY SINCE THOSE ARE THE

1679
00:53:55,298 --> 00:53:57,701
ONES WHO VOTE.

1680
00:53:57,767 --> 00:53:59,836
BUT OKAY, FINE, WHAT WORD WOULD

1681
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,571
YOU LIKE US TO USE FOR THE

1682
00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:04,007
PLAINLY INSANE EXCESSES OF THE

1683
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:05,842
LEFT THAT ARE NOT LIBERALISM BUT

1684
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,477
SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT?

1685
00:54:07,544 --> 00:54:09,879
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE THE WORD

1686
00:54:09,946 --> 00:54:11,014
LIBERAL FROM US AND THINK IT

1687
00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:12,916
SHOULD COVER THINGS LIKE

1688
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:14,351
CANCELLING LINCOLN AND TEACHING

1689
00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:17,520
3RD GRADERS THEY'RE OPPRESSORS.

1690
00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:20,991
THAT'S ALL YOUR NEW THING.

1691
00:54:21,057 --> 00:54:22,959
[APPLAUSE]

1692
00:54:23,026 --> 00:54:23,793
A MORE PERTINENT QUESTION TO ASK

1693
00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:24,928
ABOUT THE WORD WOKE MIGHT BE,

1694
00:54:24,995 --> 00:54:26,096
"WHY, IN SUCH A SHORT TIME HAS

1695
00:54:26,162 --> 00:54:27,931
IT GONE FROM A RALLYING CRY TO A

1696
00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:30,333
PEJORATIVE?"

1697
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:31,434
IF THE WORD ONLY MADE YOU THINK

1698
00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:34,604
OF RATIONAL, DESERVED CAUSES

1699
00:54:34,671 --> 00:54:36,973
LIKE TEACHING A LESS WHITEWASHED

1700
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,009
VERSION OF AMERICAN HISTORY, AOC

1701
00:54:39,075 --> 00:54:42,445
WOULD STILL WANT TO OWN IT.

1702
00:54:42,512 --> 00:54:43,480
BUT IT'S A JOKE BECAUSE IT MAKES

1703
00:54:43,546 --> 00:54:49,019
YOU THINK OF PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP

1704
00:54:49,085 --> 00:54:51,421
OFFENDED AND TAKE ORDERS FROM

1705
00:54:51,488 --> 00:54:52,088
TWITTER.

1706
00:54:52,155 --> 00:54:52,956
AND THEIR OVERSENSITIVITY HAS

1707
00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:56,059
GROWN TIRESOME.

1708
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:57,661
THAT SAID, I'D LOVE TO HAVE AOC

1709
00:54:57,727 --> 00:54:59,295
ON THIS SHOW, THERE'S MUCH TO

1710
00:54:59,362 --> 00:55:00,597
ADMIRE THERE, I WAS ONE OF HER

1711
00:55:00,664 --> 00:55:02,732
FIRST SUPPORTERS FOR THE GREEN

1712
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:04,701
NEW DEAL IDEA -- BUT THAT WILL

1713
00:55:04,768 --> 00:55:06,102
PROBABLY NEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE

1714
00:55:06,169 --> 00:55:07,637
DEMOCRATS DON'T GO ANYWHERE

1715
00:55:07,704 --> 00:55:09,305
THESE DAYS WHERE THEY'RE NOT

1716
00:55:09,372 --> 00:55:10,740
PRE-ADORED -- AND THAT'S MY LAST

1717
00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:13,043
BIT OF ADVICE TO THEM.

1718
00:55:13,109 --> 00:55:14,778
GO WHERE THE AMEN CORNER ISN'T.

1719
00:55:14,844 --> 00:55:16,346
DO FOX NEWS.

1720
00:55:16,413 --> 00:55:17,280
BE BRAVE.

1721
00:55:17,347 --> 00:55:18,281
COME HERE.

1722
00:55:18,348 --> 00:55:19,482
GO EVERYWHERE.

1723
00:55:19,549 --> 00:55:21,451
WINNING IS ABOUT EXPANDING THE

1724
00:55:21,518 --> 00:55:24,788
ELECTORATE.

1725
00:55:24,854 --> 00:55:25,255
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1726
00:55:25,321 --> 00:55:26,289
WE'RE OFF TIL JANUARY 21ST!

1727
00:55:26,356 --> 00:55:27,323
TIL THEN I'LL BE AT THE MAUI

1728
00:55:27,390 --> 00:55:30,994
ARTS CENTER IN MAUI, DECEMBER

1729
00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:33,096
30TH, AT THE BLAISDELL CONCERT

1730
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:34,264
HALL IN HONOLULU, NEW YEARS EVE,

1731
00:55:34,330 --> 00:55:35,398
AND AT THE BJCC CONCERT HALL IN

1732
00:55:35,465 --> 00:55:37,033
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA JANUARY

1733
00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:38,134
15TH.

1734
00:55:38,201 --> 00:55:39,969
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS FAREED

1735
00:55:40,036 --> 00:55:40,870
ZAKARIA, CHRIS CHRISTIE, AND

1736
00:55:40,937 --> 00:55:46,443
ERIC ADAMS.

1737
00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:48,144
THANK YOU FOR A GREAT SEASON OF

1738
00:55:48,211 --> 00:55:49,646
SHOWING UP IN YOUR MASKS!

1739
00:55:49,713 --> 00:55:53,249
THANK YOU, FOLKS!

1740
00:55:53,316 --> 00:55:53,717
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1741
00:55:53,783 --> 00:56:03,727
♪ ♪

1742
00:56:03,793 --> 00:56:08,531
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1743
00:56:08,598 --> 00:56:17,407
♪ ♪

1744
00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:18,475
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]