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>> START THE CLOCK.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

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PEOPLE.

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I APPRECIATE IT.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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OKAY, ALL RIGHT!

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THANK YOU.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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YOU HUMBLE ME, THANK YOU VERY

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MUCH, THANK YOU.

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I KNOW, IT'S EXCITING TIME OF

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YEAR, IT'S HALLOWEEN WEEKEND.

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I LOVE IT WHEN IT FALLS ON A

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SUNDAY.

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YOU SCARE THE KIDS WITH STORIES

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OF EVIL DEMONS AND GHOSTS, THEN

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AFTER CHURCH, YOU GO

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TRICK-OR-TREATING.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR MASKS

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ALREADY ON.

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THE ONE TIME WE DRESS UP AND

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PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE ARE

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NOT.

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ALSO KNOWN AS INSTAGRAM.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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I WENT TO SEE THE HALLOWEEN

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MOVIE, THE SEQUEL?

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JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS FANTASTIC

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AT 62, SHE REALLY DOES.

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IN THE MOVIE, KIND OF A KAREN.

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[LAUGHTER]

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SHE SEES MICHAEL MYERS KILLING A

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KID AND SHE SAYS "YOU'RE NOT

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FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD!"

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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YOU KNOW WHO JAMIE LEE CURTIS'

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MOM IS, RIGHT?

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SHE STARRED IN THE GREATEST

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HORROR MOVIE OF ALL TIME,

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PSYCHO.

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IT'S BEEN OUT 61 YEARS, I HOPE

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I'M NOT GIVING ANYTHING AWAY,

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THE ENDING.

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WHEN ANTHONY PERKINS SHOWS UP

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WITH THAT KNIFE WEARING HIS

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MOTHER'S DRESS AND THE WIG, IT

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CHANGED CINEMA FOREVER.

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AND ALSO DAVE CHAPELLE.

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OUT HERE IN CALIFORNIA, TODD HAS

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BEEN LEGAL FOR A WHILE, AS WITH

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MANY STATES, NOT ALL.

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OBVIOUSLY THIS TIME OF YEAR,

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HALLOWEEN -- THE LOCAL NEWS IS

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FULL OF "WATCH OUT FOR POT

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EDIBLES THAT LOOK LIKE CANDY.

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."

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LIKE I'M GOING TO WASTE MY STASH

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ON CHILDREN.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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CHILDREN?

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I DON'T EVEN LIKE CHILDREN.

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I PUT A SIGN ON MY LAWN THIS

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YEAR, IT SAID "NO CANDY, SUPPLY

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CHAIN ISSUES."

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THERE ARE SUPPLY CHAIN -- YOU

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HAVING TROUBLE GETTING SHIT YOU

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NEED?

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I DON'T HAVE ALL THE SHIT I

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NEED!

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THIS YEAR I'M TRYING TO GET KIDS

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TO PUT TOILET PAPER ON MY HOUSE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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BUT YOU KNOW WHERE THE PRESIDENT

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IS?

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'S OVERSEAS RIGHT NOW.

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HE WAS IN ROME AND MET WITH THE

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POPE.

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THE PULP, I GOT TO SAY, THE POPE

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GETS ALONG A LOT BETTER IT LOOKS

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LIKE TO ME WITH THE DEMOCRATS.

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LOOK AT HIM WITH BY THEN, HE

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LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY HAPPY

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CAMPER.

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OBAMA, LOVED HIM.

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TRUMP.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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JUST SAYING.

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BUT JOE BIDEN, BIDEN IS VERY AT

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HOME IN VATICAN CITY BECAUSE IT

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IS A LOT LIKE DELAWARE.

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IT'S A MADE UP OF TINY LITTLE

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STATE THAT NO ONE PAYS TAXES IN.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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WE HAVE THE SENATOR FROM

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DELAWARE, WARMING HIM UP FROM

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THAT ONE.

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THERE WAS ONE AWKWARD MOMENT AT

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THE VATICAN YESTERDAY WHEN THE

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POPE OFFERED LAST RITES ON BIDE

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BIDEN'S SPENDING BILL.

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THE DEMOCRATS, STILL FIGHTING

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WITH THEMSELVES OVER THIS

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SPENDING BILL.

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THIS PROCESS JUST WILL NOT END.

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IT'S LIKE A BLINKING CONTEST

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WITH TWO PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD TOO

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MUCH BOTOX.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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AND THE DEMOCRATS STILL TRYING

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TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS

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KYRSTEN SINEMA WANTS, I'M NOT

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EVEN SURE SHE'S WRONG, I DON'T

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KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS, SPEAK,

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WOMAN!

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SHE SAID PERSON IN A

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RELATIONSHIP, SHE DOESN'T KNOW

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WHERE SHE WANTS TO GO TO DINNER

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BUT SHE KNOWS IT'S NOT WHERE YOU

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WANT TO GO.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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BUT WHAT IS STILL IN THE BILL

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THAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE GOING TO

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PUT FORWARD, CHILD TAX CREDITS.

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UP TO $3600, UNIVERSAL

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PREKINDERGARTEN, FREE CHILD CARE

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FOR THE POOR, AND SUBSIDIZED

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CHILD CARE UP TO $115,000 IF YOU

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MAKE THAT.

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AS ALWAYS, NOTHING FOR US PEOPLE

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WHO ARE SMART ENOUGH TO WEAR THE

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CONDOM.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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NEVER ANYTHING FOR US.

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FINALLY, THIS IS BIG NEWS.

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FACEBOOK IS CHANGING ITS NAME

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AND ITS WHOLE CULTURE TOWARD THE

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VIRTUAL, CHANGING THE NAME TO

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META.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I READ THIS ON FACEBOOK, IT MAY

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NOT BE TRUE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,

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SENATOR CHRIS COONS AND CAITLIN

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FLANAGAN ARE HERE.

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BUT FIRST, HE'S THE FORMER PRESS

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SECRETARY TO PRESIDENT TRUMP AND

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AUTHOR OF "RADICAL NATION: JOE

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BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS'

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DANGEROUS PLAN FOR AMERICA"

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SEAN SPICER!

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GIVE HIM A HAND.

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GOOD TO SEE YOU, ARE YOU A

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HANDSHAKE OR?

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IT'S SO WEIRD, WE ARE SHAKING

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HANDS, THEY ARE ALL IN MASKS,

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WE'LL GET TO THAT LATER.

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I'VE SEEN YOU ON TV QUITE A BIT.

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>> THANK YOU.

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>> Bill: FIRST WITH TRUMP AND

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THEN WITH "DANCING WITH THE

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STARS."

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>> THAT TOO.

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THANK YOU.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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IRONICALLY, IT'S THE SAME LOFT,

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IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.

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>> Bill: YOU HAVE YOUR BOOK

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THERE OVER YOUR NUTS -- DON'T

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WORRY, THIS IS NOT A HOSTILE

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INTERVIEW.

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I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR A LONG TIME

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NOW.

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>> I AM WELL AWARE OF THAT.

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>> Bill: TRYING TO SAY WE HAVE

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TO COME TOGETHER AS A COUNTRY,

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PEOPLE ON YOUR SIDE AND PEOPLE

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ON MY SIDE SO I'M NOT HERE TO

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KICK YOU IN THE NUTS.

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>> GOOD TO KNOW.

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>> Bill: BUT WE DO HAVE

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DISAGREEMENTS.

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"DANGEROUS PLAN FOR AMERICA" IS

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THE NAME FOR THE BOOK.

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I'VE ALSO SAID THE 3.5 TRILLION

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SEEMS THAT A LOT OF MONEY FOR A

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COUNTRY THAT NOT THAT LONG AGO

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NEVER PASSED THE 1 TRILLION MARK

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AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S IN IT, I

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DON'T THINK WE SPEND MONEY

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WISELY, I HAD RESERVATIONS, BUT

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"DANGEROUS PLAN FOR AMERICA?"

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, IT SEEMS LIKE ALL THE

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CONSERVATIVE BOOK ARE PLAYING

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THIS DANGEROUS, RADICAL CARD, IS

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IT REALLY DANGEROUS?

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>> I THINK IT IS, YOU LOOK AT

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HOW WE ARE DEALING WITH CHINA,

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WHAT WE ARE DOING WITH THE

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ECONOMY, INFLATION RAMPANT FROM

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ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE A

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CONCERN.

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IF YOU CAN SPEND $3.5 TRILLION

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AND NOT KNOW WHAT'S IN IT AND

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ALL YOU'RE DOING IS SHOVELING

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OUT MONEY.

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>> Bill: THEY DO KNOW WHAT'S

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IN IT.

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>> THERE'S NOT A SINGLE MEMBER

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OF CONGRESS THAT HAS READ THAT.

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>> Bill: IT'S A THOUSAND

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PAGES.

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>> 1400!

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>> Bill: I KNOW.

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>> WITH NOT EVER SPENT

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$3.5 TRILLION.

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>> Bill: NOBODY EVER KNOWS

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WITHIN A GIANT BILL LIKE THAT.

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LET'S TALK REAL TALK AND NOT GO

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TO TALKING POINTS.

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>> IT'S WHAT IT'S BEING SPENT

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ON.

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>> Bill: I REMEMBER YOU SAYING

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THE EXACT SAME THING ABOUT

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OBAMACARE, IT WAS GOING TO BE

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THE END OF FREEDOM.

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IT'S BEEN OVER A DECADE, IT

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WASN'T, WAS AT?

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>> OBAMACARE, TO BE CLEAR -- GO

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WE ARE DEALING WITH THE

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AFTERMATH.

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WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ISN'T

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RELATED TO ONE STIMULUS BILL,

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IT'S HOW WE ARE DEALING WITH

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EVERYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY RIGHT

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NOW.

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>> Bill: THEY WANT TO DO

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THINGS LIKE NEGOTIATE DRUG

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PRICES.

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>> I'M FINE WITH THAT.

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THEY WANT TO MAKE A D.C. ESTATE,

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THEY WANT TO PACK THE COURT.

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ALL OF THESE THINGS WILL

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RADICALLY -- IT'S NOT MY WORDS,

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THE PRESIDENT ON FRIDAY SAID I

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WANT TO TRANSFORM THIS COUNTRY.

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THREE FRIDAYS AGO HE SAID IF WE

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PASSED MY LEGISLATION, IT WILL

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FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORM THE

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STRUCTURE AND NATURE OF THE

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COUNTRY, THOSE ARE HIS WORDS,

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NOT MINE.

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>> Bill: YOUR SITE IS ALWAYS

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SAYING -- YOUR OUT OF OFFICE TWO

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DAYS IN THE COUNTRY IS AN

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IRRETRIEVABLE SHIT HOLE.

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IT'S AMAZING TO ME HOW FAST.

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TRUMP SLOGAN IS MAKE AMERICA

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GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN.

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IT'S A PARODY OF ITSELF.

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>> TEN MONTHS IN OFFICE, WHAT IS

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ONE THING THAT IS GOING WELL

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THAT THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS

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DONE?

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>> Bill: WE DID GET OUT OF

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AFGHANISTAN.

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HE DID NOT STICK THE LANDING ON

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HOW IT WAS DONE I WILL AGREE

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WITH THAT BUT UNLIKE HIS

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PREDECESSORS WHO TALKED ABOUT IT

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AND DIDN'T DO IT, IT WAS A BIG

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THING THAT HAD TO BE DONE.

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>> I THINK WE ARE GOING TO

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REGRET HOW WE DONE THAT FOR

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DECADES IF NOT GENERATIONS, WE

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HAVE LOST ALL FORWARD PRESENCE.

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>> Bill: I KNOW THIS KIND OF

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STUFF DOESN'T MEAN A LOT TO YOU

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BUT THEY ALSO DID LIFT A LOT OF

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CHILDREN OUT OF POVERTY WITH THE

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PANDEMIC RELIEF.

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[APPLAUSE]

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THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

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ANOTHER THING THEY WANT TO DO,

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DENTAL FOR SENIORS.

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A LOT OF ILL HEALTH COMES

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THROUGH THE MOUTH, NO JOKE,

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SEAN.

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[LAUGHTER]

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IT IS A PORTAL -- IT'S THE KIND

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OF THING THAT'S PENNIES ON THE

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DOLLAR IF YOU TAKE CARE OF

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SENIORS AND THEIR DENTAL.

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>> I THINK THE ONE THING AND YOU

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STARTED WITH THIS, THERE'S A LOT

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OF THINGS THAT THERE IS A SHARED

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GOAL BUT IT'S HOW WE DO THEM.

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>> Bill: YES.

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>> TOO MANY TIMES THE ANSWER IS

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A GOVERNMENT INSTITUTION THAT IS

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NOT A WELL RUN, IT'S NOT

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EFFICIENT AND WE END UP FOR

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DECADES AND GENERATIONS LOOKING

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BACK AND SAYING TOO BAD TO.

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>> Bill: SO WE ARE JUST

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TALKING ABOUT THE NUMBERS?

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>> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW TO

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DO IT.

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I THINK YOU LOOK AT ALL OF THE

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SYSTEMS OF GOVERNMENT

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HEALTH CARE, VA, HEALTH CARE,

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MEDICAID.

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>> Bill: WE HAVE TO GET BACK

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TO THIS TYPE OF NEGOTIATING, I

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THINK THIS IS A REASONABLE

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DISCUSSION AS OPPOSED TO KEY

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WOULD NONBELIEFS DEMOCRATS EAT

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BABIES.

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HOW DO YOU NEGOTIATE WITH THAT

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PERSON?

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WILL MAKE YOU LITTLE BIT ON THE

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CORPORATE TAX RATE IF YOU STOP

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EATING BABIES?

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THAT'S A BIG PART OF YOUR

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CONSTITUENCY.

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>> NO IT'S NOT.

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>> Bill: HE WOULD NONIS NOT?

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YOU RENOUNCE CUE SKEWING ON?

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>> I DON'T EAT BABIES, NOT

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ANYMORE.

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>> Bill: THEY ARE ACCUSING THE

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OTHER SIDE, THEY ARE SEEING THE

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DEMOCRATS EAT BABIES.

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>> I DON'T THINK THAT.

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>> Bill: WHAT ABOUT THE

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ELECTION IS RIGGED AND TRUMP

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REALLY WON?

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>> I THINK THERE ARE SERIOUS

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PROBLEMS -- TIMEOUT.

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WHEN YOU LOOK AT PENNSYLVANIA,

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WISCONSIN, NEVADA, THE IDEA THAT

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WE CHANGED RULES RUNNING UP TO

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AN ELECTION IN TERMS OF HOW A

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BALLOT WAS COUNTED, WHEN IT WAS

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COUNTED, DO YOU THINK

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PENNSYLVANIA, THE LAW SIGNED BY

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DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR IN 2019, X77

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SIGNED BY GOVERNOR WOLF SAID

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THAT ALL BALLOTS HAD TO BE IN --

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>> Bill: THERE WAS A PANDEMIC.

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>> SO CHANGE THE LAW.

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>> Bill: THERE WAS NO TIME TO

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DO THAT.

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THERE WASN'T.

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>> PLENTY OF TIME TO PASS

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LEGISLATION IN ALL THESE OTHER

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AREAS.

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>> Bill: THIS IS A RABBIT HOLE

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YOU WANT TO GO DOWN TO AVOID THE

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QUESTION, DID TRUMP WIN OR LOSE

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THE ELECTION?

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>> I DON'T KNOW!

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>> Bill: THERE YOU GO BECAUSE

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THE WORLD DOES.

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>> TELL ME HOW MANY VOTES THAT

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GOT CAST ILLEGALLY AND NOT

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ACCORDING TO THE SYSTEM --

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>> Bill: THIS WAS LITIGATED

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AND EVERY COURT EVEN REPUBLICANS

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WERE IN CHARGE OF THE VOTE CAME

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DOWN ON THE SIDE OF THIS

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ELECTION WAS FAIRLY ADJUDICATED,

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YOU YOURSELF THEY ASKED YOU

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ABOUT FRAUD.

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>> WHAT I HAVE SEEN -- THERE'S A

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DIFFERENCE.

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WHAT PENNSYLVANIA'S

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SUPREME COURT DID, WHAT

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WISCONSIN'S CLERKS IT DID, THEY

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LET PEOPLE -- WISCONSIN DOES NOT

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HAVE A PROVISION IN THEIR LAW TO

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LET PEOPLE VOTE EARLY IN PERSON,

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IT HAS AN ABSENTEE BALLOT

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PROVISION.

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PEOPLE SET UP TABLES IN PARKS IN

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MADISON, WISCONSIN, AND ALLOWED

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PEOPLE TO COME WITHOUT

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IDENTIFICATION, IN PENNSYLVANIA

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THEY WERE ALLOWED TO VOTE

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WITHOUT IDENTIFICATION, NO

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POSTMARK ON THE BALLOT IN

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VIOLATION OF ACT 77 SIGNED BY A

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DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR IN 2019.

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THE ANSWER IS DON'T WORRY ABOUT

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IT BECAUSE IT'S A PANDEMIC.

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WHAT'S THE NEXT THING YOU CAN

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JUST BLOW AWAY?

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A LAW IS A LAW UNTIL IT'S

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CHANGED COME YOU DON'T GET TO

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PICK WHAT YOU WANT TO FOLLOW

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DEPENDING ON WHAT'S HAPPENING

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OUTSIDE.

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>> Bill: THIS WAS LOOKED AT

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EXHAUSTIVELY.

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>> WHAT WAS LOOKED AT IN

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WISCONSIN, THE COURT RULED 4-3.

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>> Bill: YOU SAID YOUR PIECE,

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I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT THIS, YOU'RE

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LIKE THAT KID IN SCHOOL --

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>> WHO IS RIGHT.

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> Bill: WHO HAS TO ANSWER

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ABOUT THE BOOK REPORT SO HE

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READS ONE PAGE VERY CAREFULLY

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THAT NOBODY ELSE READ AND DOES A

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THING ON THAT AND THEN WE DON'T

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KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> IT'S YOUR SHOW.

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>> Bill: WHAT I DO KNOW IS

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THAT THIS WAS LOOKED AT BY

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PEOPLE FROM BOTH PTIES AND

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PEOPLE HAVE COME DOWN ON THE

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IDEA THAT TRUMP LOST THIS

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ELECTION AND HE WON'T SAY IT.

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AND YOU'RE EITHER A PART OF THE

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BIG LIE OR YOU'RE PART OF A

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CONSPIRACY.

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>> IS NOT A BIG LIE, THE

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WISCONSIN STATE AUDIT COMMITTEE

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JUST RELEASED A REPORT.

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>> Bill: YOU'RE AFRAID OF

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TRUMP.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> TIMEOUT, YOU SAID I'M NOT

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SEEN -- I WASN'T ON THE

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CAMPAIGN, I DID NOT SEE EVIDENCE

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OF WIDESPREAD FRAUD.

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WHAT I DID SAY IN WHAT I'M

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TELLING YOU IS IN CERTAIN STATES

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WHERE THEY SENT OUT BALLOTS THAT

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WERE NOT REQUESTED IN VIOLATION

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OF A LAW, THAT CO SHOULD CONCERN

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EVERYBODY.

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>> Bill: HE STILL LOST THE

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ELECTION.

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SO HE DID LOSE THE ELECTION?

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>> BIDEN AS PRESIDENT.

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>> Bill: YOU WORK IN THE

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CONSERVATIVE SPHERE OF MEDIA.

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IF YOU SAY WHAT I WANT YOU TO

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SAY, WHAT I THINK YOU TRULY

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BELIEVE, YOU WON'T GET YOUR JOB

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JOB, --

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>> I'M STILL GOOD.

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>> Bill: THEY PAY YOU, BUT I

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THINK IT WILL TAKE YOU OFF THE

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AIR AND YOU WANT THE ATTENTION

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TO MY DON'T BLAME YOU IF YOU

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HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

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THIS IS OUR PROBLEM WITH THE

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COUNTRY, WE CAN'T MOVE FORWARD

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BECAUSE TWO-THIRDS OF YOUR PARTY

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IS BEHOLDEN TO THIS IDEA THAT IS

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NOT TRUE.

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WHEN THE COUNTRY GOES TO A PLACE

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THAT ARE NOT ABOUT ELECTIONS

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ABOUT THE ISSUES AND ELECTIONS

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BUT ABOUT THE ELECTIONS

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THEMSELVES, THEN YOU'RE IN

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TROUBLE.

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>> IF YOU DON'T THINK STATES

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CHANGING RULES -- THAT'S

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DIFFERENT.

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THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN --

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>> Bill: IT HAPPEN FOR A

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REASON.

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>> BECAUSE IT'S A PANDEMIC YOU

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CAN DO ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT?

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>> Bill: YOUR HIDING ALL OF

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THIS ON ONE -- IT'S BULLSHIT.

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>> I JUST CITED THREE STATES AND

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COURTS THAT HAVE COME OUT ON

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THEM, NOT BY ME, NOT BY TRUMP

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BUT BY THOSE STATES.

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LET'S ARGUE THAT, TELL ME WHAT

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YOU FOUND RIGHT ABOUT WHAT ANY

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OF THOSE THREE STATES HE DID IN

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VIOLATION OF THEIR OWN LAWS?

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>> Bill: I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT

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IT AS CLOSELY AS YOU HAVE BUT A

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LOT OF PEOPLE MORE QUALIFIED

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THAN ME HAVING PUTTING PEOPLE IN

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YOUR OWN PARTY.

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COURTS LOOKED AT IT, THIS WAS

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LITIGATED OVER AND OVER AND OVER

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AGAIN.

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WHAT THEY CAME UP WITH WAS HE

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LOST THE ELECTION.

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>> THE WISCONSIN COURT RULED 4-

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4-3, THEN YOU GO LET'S NOT TALK

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ABOUT TORTS.

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>> Bill: I APPRECIATE YOU

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COMING ON, I KNOW IT WAS A

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HOSTILE PLACE TO DO IT, I HOPE

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WE'RE STILL FRIENDS,

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SEAN SPICER, EVERYBODY, LET'S

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MEET OUR PANEL.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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♪ ♪

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SHE'S A STAFF WRITER AT THE

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ATLANTIC: CAITLIN FLANAGAN.

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HE'S THE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR FROM

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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DELAWARE AND A MEMBER OF THE

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JUDICIARY AND FOREIGN RELATIONS

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COMMITTEES: SENATOR CHRIS COONS.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

535
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I SAW YOU YESTERDAY ON TV AND

536
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YOU SAID THERE IS A DEAL WITH

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THE DEMOCRATS, THEY ASK YOU, AND

538
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ARE JOE MANCHIN AND

539
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KYRSTEN SINEMA ON BOARD AND YOU

540
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SAID I JUST SPOKE TO BOTH OF

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THEM.

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THERE IS A DEAL AND IF SO AT

543
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WHAT NUMBER?

544
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>> 1.95 TRILLION.

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>> Bill: I HADN'T HEARD THAT

546
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ONE.

547
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>> IT'S GREAT TO BE ON,

548
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THANK YOU.

549
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[APPLAUSE]

550
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>> Bill: THAT'S A DONE DEAL?

551
00:18:27,243 --> 00:18:28,709
THE SENATE IS GOING TO VOTE FOR

552
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THIS AT THAT NUMBER AND PASS IT?

553
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>> JOE MANCHIN HAS INSISTED ON

554
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GETTING DEFICIT REDUCTION INTO

555
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THE PACKAGE SO THE FRAMEWORK WE

556
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ALL RECEIVED, WE ALL GOT TEXTS

557
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OVER THE WEEKEND, WE GOT TEXT WE

558
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ARE LOOKING AT OVER THIS

559
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WEEKEND, HE WANTED $200 BILLION

560
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IN DEFICIT REDUCTION.

561
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THE REVENUE SIDE COMES IN AT

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1.95, THE SPENDING AT 1.75.

563
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THIS IS ONE OF THE BIG THINGS

564
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ABOUT THIS BUILD BACK BETTER

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PACKAGE, IT DOESN'T ADD TO THE

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DEFICIT AND DEBT AND YOU JUST

567
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REMINDED FOLKS ABOUT --

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>> Bill: THAT THIS DOESN'T ADD

569
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TO THE DEFICIT?

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>> BECAUSE WE ARE RAISING MORE

571
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MONEY THAN WE ARE SPENDING IN

572
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THIS PACKAGE AND IT DOES SOME

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REALLY BIG THINGS IN TERMS OF

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DAY CARE, HEALTH CARE, PRE-K, IT

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MAKES SIGNIFICANT INVESTMENTS.

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>> Bill: WHERE YOU GETTING

577
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THAT 2 TRILLION?

578
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>> 15% CORPORATE RATE MINIMUM,

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SOMETHING I THINK IS BROADLY

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SUPPORTED.

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THERE SHOULDN'T BE COMPANIES

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THAT MAKE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS

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AND PAID ZERO IN TAXES.

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A SURCHARGE ON MILLIONAIRES AND

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BILLIONAIRES.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THAT'S ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR

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PIECES OF THE PACKAGE, AND IRS

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TAX ENFORCEMENT.

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WE HAVE A HUGE TAX GAP IN THIS

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COUNTRY.

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FOLKS WHO DON'T PAY THE TAXES

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THEY OWE.

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THE BIG THREE REVENUE PIECES,

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SURCHARGE, BILLIONAIRES, IRS AND

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A CORPORATE TAX.

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>> Bill: I WAS TOLD,

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SENATOR MANCHIN, YOU FELT LIKE

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YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO LOSE HIM

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TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, IS

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THERE TRUTH TO THAT?

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>> THERE WAS AN INTERVIEW SAYING

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HE WAS REALLY FRUSTRATED AND HE

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FELT LIKE IF YOU PUSH ME ANY

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FURTHER, I WILL LEAVE THE

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CAUCUS.

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>> Bill: WOW.

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>> HE PUBLICLY SAID I MIGHT

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BECOME AN INDEPENDENT.

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THE LARGER POINT HERE IS THAT WE

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HAVE A REALLY BIG TENT IN THE

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DEMOCRATIC PARTY FROM

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BERNIE SANDERS AND

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ELIZABETH WARREN COME ALL THE

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WAY TO MANCHIN AND SINEMA, THE

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CHALLENGE WE FACE IS THERE IS NO

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REPUBLIK IT'S HELPING US DOING

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THIS, THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS

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WERE AT THE TABLE HELPING WITH

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DAY CARE AND CHILD CARE AND

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HEALTH CARE.

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WE'VE GOT TO COME ALL OF US.

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>> Bill: WHAT GOT THROWN UNDER

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THE BUS IS FAMILY LEAVE,

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COMMUNITY COLLEGE, PRESCRIPTION

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DRUGS, BUT WHAT STAYED IN -- AND

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I'M GIVING YOU THIS -- IS THE

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CLIMATE STUFF.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THAT TO ME IS THE RIGHT PRIORITY

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AND OF COURSE THE PRESIDENT IS

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GOING TO GLASGOW, THAT IS THE

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26TH DIFFERENT -- 26 CLIMATE

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SUMMITS, WHY WOULD THIS ONE BE

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ANY DIFFERENT?

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>> YOU CAN SEE WHY KIDS ARE SO

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DESPAIRING, YOUNG PEOPLE.

638
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SILENT SPRING WAS PUBLISHED 60

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YEARS AGO, THERE IS NO SURPRISE

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THAT WE ARE POISONING THE PLANET

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EMMA WE HAVE KNOWN IT ALL OF MY

642
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LIFETIME AND THESE KIDS HAVE

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GROWN UP, A LOT OF KIDS WERE

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BORN AFTER "AN INCONVENIENT

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TRUTH" AND THEY ARE LOOKING TO

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ADULTS TO SAY THERE IS A CRISIS

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT IT AND

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IT'S ANOTHER MEETING IN SCOTLAND

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AND WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AND

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THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME --

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>> Bill: DID YOU SEE GRETA

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SAYING ALMOST WHAT YOU ARE

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SAYING BUT IN 19-YEAR-OLD, I

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FIND THIS AMUSING.

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>> BUILD BACK BETTER, GREEN

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ECONOMY, NET ZERO BY 205027,

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CLIMATE NEUTRAL, BLAH BLAH.

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THIS IS ALL WE HEAR FROM OUR

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SO-CALLED LEADERS WORDS THAT

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SOUND GREAT BUT SO FAR HAVE LED

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TO NO ACTION.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: IT'S SO EASY TO GET

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MAD AT THE LEADERS, WHAT I WOULD

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LIKE TO SAY TO GRETA AND

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EVERYBODY ELSE IS LEADERS ARE

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ALWAYS A REFLECTION OF THE

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PEOPLE THEY REPRESENT.

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HERE IS THE LATEST POLL, 69% OF

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AMERICANS INCLUDING A MAJORITY

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OF REPUBLICANS WANT THE U.S. TO

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TAKE AGGRESSIVE ACTION TO FIGHT

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CLIMATE CHANGE.

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ONLY A THIRD WOULD SUPPORT AN

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EXTRA TAX OF $100 A YEAR.

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IF YOU CAN GET IT DONE AROUND

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THE $90 MARK, I AM SO GOOD TO GO

678
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GO.

679
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>> SAVE THE PLANET FOR 90 BUCKS.

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>> Bill: IT'S SUCH BULLSHIT

681
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AND WHY DON'T YOU GUYS EVER GO

682
00:22:50,809 --> 00:22:52,543
FOR A CARBON TAX?

683
00:22:52,609 --> 00:22:59,376
WOULDN'T THAT BE A B THING TO D?

684
00:22:59,443 --> 00:23:01,809
SO YOU ARE FOR THAT?

685
00:23:01,876 --> 00:23:02,843
>> SENATOR JEFF FLAKE AND I

686
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INTRODUCED A BIPARTISAN CARBON

687
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TAX BILL IN A PREVIOUS CONGRESS,

688
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WE ARE PUSHING HARD FOR A PRICE

689
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ON CARBON AND A CARBON

690
00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:13,009
ADJUSTMENT BUT FRANKLY, WE DON'T

691
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HAVE ALL 50 DEMOCRATS IN

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00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:16,776
POSITION TO DO THAT YET.

693
00:23:16,843 --> 00:23:18,009
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE MOST

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POWERFUL THING WE COULD DO.

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THERE WILL BE BETWEEN THE

696
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BIPARTISAN INFRASTRUCTURE BILL

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AND THE BUILD BACK BETTER BILL,

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A TRILLION DOLLARS IN

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INVESTMENTS, AND CLIMATE

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RESILIENCY, IN THE TRANSITION TO

701
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A CLEANER ECONOMY.

702
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I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER ONE A

703
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TRILLION DOLLARS WAS A LOT OF

704
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MONEY, SO THAT IS BOLD.

705
00:23:38,843 --> 00:23:39,909
BRIEFLY ON THE HISTORY BECAUSE

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00:23:39,976 --> 00:23:42,776
HER CRITIQUE IS A PRETTY PAINFUL

707
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ONE.

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PRESIDENT OBAMA CAMPAIGNED ON

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AND RAN ON COMBATING CLIMATE

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CHANGE IN HIS ADMINISTRATION DID

711
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A LOT AND THEN WE ELECTED A GUY

712
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WHO SAID CLIMATE CHANGE IS A

713
00:23:51,676 --> 00:23:53,676
HOAX AND WE SHOULDN'T DO

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00:23:53,743 --> 00:23:55,543
ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND HIS

715
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ADMINISTRATION --

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>> Bill: I DON'T KNOW THAT

717
00:23:57,476 --> 00:24:00,043
ANYBODY'S EVER DONE A LOT

718
00:24:00,109 --> 00:24:01,976
BECAUSE THE AMOUNT OF THE THREE

719
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BIG OIL, NATURAL GAS, AND COAL

720
00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:06,843
THAT WE USE HAS STAYED THE SAME.

721
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EVEN DURING THE PANDEMIC WHEN WE

722
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WERE INSIDE HIDING.

723
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IT WENT UP, THE AMOUNT OF CARBON

724
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,243
WE PUT IN THE ATMOSPHERE.

725
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>> WE WERE ON THE EDGE IN THE

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70s AFTER SILENT SPRING AND

727
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AFTER THERE WERE RIVERS IN OHIO

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THAT CAUGHT ON FIRE.

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00:24:23,209 --> 00:24:24,909
>> Bill: CLEVELAND, YEAH.

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00:24:24,976 --> 00:24:26,543
>> WRITES.

731
00:24:26,609 --> 00:24:28,043
EVEN UNDER THE NIXON

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00:24:28,109 --> 00:24:30,076
ADMINISTRATION, THE EPA WAS

733
00:24:30,143 --> 00:24:30,943
STARTED AND THINGS WERE REALLY

734
00:24:31,009 --> 00:24:32,543
ON TRACK AND ENVIRONMENTALISM

735
00:24:32,609 --> 00:24:34,409
WAS A VERY POPULAR SUBJECT, IT

736
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WAS A BIPARTISAN SUBJECT, NOBODY

737
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WANTED THE COUNTRY POISONS THAT

738
00:24:38,909 --> 00:24:41,476
WAY AND THEN RONALD REAGAN CAME

739
00:24:41,543 --> 00:24:43,609
IN AND THERE WERE LOTS OF NICE,

740
00:24:43,676 --> 00:24:45,176
EASY PLACES TO CUT AND CUT AND

741
00:24:45,243 --> 00:24:46,776
CUT AND EVER SINCE THEN WE HAVE

742
00:24:46,843 --> 00:24:48,543
BEEN SO FAR BEHIND THE EIGHT

743
00:24:48,609 --> 00:24:49,609
BALL AND THERE'S LOTS OF YOUNG

744
00:24:49,676 --> 00:24:51,409
PEOPLE, THEY DON'T WANT TO HAVE

745
00:24:51,476 --> 00:24:54,943
CHILDREN FOR THE SIMPLE REASON

746
00:24:55,009 --> 00:24:56,276
THAT THEY DON'T BELIEVE THERE

747
00:24:56,343 --> 00:24:57,809
WILL BE A PLANET KIDS SHOULD BE

748
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BORN INTO.

749
00:24:59,043 --> 00:25:01,109
GOD LOVE YOU WORKING ON THIS BUT

750
00:25:01,176 --> 00:25:02,809
EVEN THAT IT SOUNDS REALLY SLOW

751
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,476
GIVEN THE SEVERITY AND IMMEDIACY

752
00:25:04,543 --> 00:25:08,443
OF THIS CRISIS.

753
00:25:08,509 --> 00:25:11,443
>> CALIFORNIA IS ON FIRE, WE'VE

754
00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:12,809
HAD RECORD TORNADOES,

755
00:25:12,876 --> 00:25:13,943
HURRICANES, I DON'T SEE HOW

756
00:25:14,009 --> 00:25:15,309
ANYONE CAN CREDIBLY RUN FOR

757
00:25:15,376 --> 00:25:16,943
PRESIDENT SAYING CLIMATE CHANGE

758
00:25:17,009 --> 00:25:18,609
IS A HOAX.

759
00:25:18,676 --> 00:25:20,276
WE'VE GOT THE MOST LIKELY

760
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REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE IN 2024 IT

761
00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:23,376
STILL SAYING CLIMATE CHANGE IS A

762
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HOAX.

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00:25:23,643 --> 00:25:26,009
>> Bill: I COULD GIVE YOU LIKE

764
00:25:26,076 --> 00:25:27,743
TEN REASONS WHY I'M STILL

765
00:25:27,809 --> 00:25:28,909
PESSIMISTIC ABOUT IT

766
00:25:28,976 --> 00:25:29,809
INCLUDING -- WE ONLY RECENTLY

767
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:33,009
PASSED THE 50% MARK OF PEOPLE

768
00:25:33,076 --> 00:25:33,609
WHO BELIEVE CLIMATE CHANGE IS

769
00:25:33,676 --> 00:25:35,976
CAUSED BY HUMANS.

770
00:25:36,043 --> 00:25:37,409
I JUST TOLD YOU HOW MANY PEOPLE

771
00:25:37,476 --> 00:25:40,009
ARE WILLING TO SPEND HOW MUCH

772
00:25:40,076 --> 00:25:40,209
MONEY.

773
00:25:40,276 --> 00:25:41,676
WE ARE NOT SERIOUS.

774
00:25:41,743 --> 00:25:43,043
THE OTHER REASON I'M PESSIMISTIC

775
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:43,709
IS BECAUSE WE ARE SO CONCERNED

776
00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:46,109
ABOUT THE PAST.

777
00:25:46,176 --> 00:25:49,909
LET ME TO SWITCH THAT.

778
00:25:49,976 --> 00:25:50,509
THERE'S AN ELECTION IT'S GOING

779
00:25:50,576 --> 00:25:52,343
ON IN VIRGINIA IN NOVEMBER, OFF

780
00:25:52,409 --> 00:25:53,809
YEAR ELECTION, THEY ARE VERY

781
00:25:53,876 --> 00:25:54,943
RARE.

782
00:25:55,009 --> 00:25:56,609
BUT VIRGINIA HAS THEM, THE

783
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COMMONWEALTH OR WHATEVER THEY

784
00:25:58,009 --> 00:26:00,109
CALL VIRGINIA, IT'S ONE OF THOSE

785
00:26:00,176 --> 00:26:02,876
WEIRD -- WE ARE STILL IN THIS

786
00:26:02,943 --> 00:26:04,409
18TH CENTURY --

787
00:26:04,476 --> 00:26:05,509
TERRY McAULIFFE, HE WAS THE

788
00:26:05,576 --> 00:26:06,343
GOVERNOR, HE'S RUNNING AGAIN.

789
00:26:06,409 --> 00:26:09,276
HE SHOULD WALK AWAY WITH IT,

790
00:26:09,343 --> 00:26:10,843
BIDEN WON THE STATE BY TEN

791
00:26:10,909 --> 00:26:12,076
POINTS, IT HASN'T GONE STATEWIDE

792
00:26:12,143 --> 00:26:13,843
FOR REPUBLICAN SINCE 2009, HE'S

793
00:26:13,909 --> 00:26:15,776
NECK AND NECK BECAUSE THE ISSUE

794
00:26:15,843 --> 00:26:16,476
BECAME SCHOOLS.

795
00:26:16,543 --> 00:26:18,176
I SAID THIS MONTHS AND MONTHS

796
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:20,509
AGO, THE ISSUE IN THE COMING

797
00:26:20,576 --> 00:26:22,176
ELECTIONS IS GOING TO BE WHAT'S

798
00:26:22,243 --> 00:26:25,476
GOING ON IN THE SCHOOLS.

799
00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:26,576
PARENTS VOTE AND THEY DON'T LIKE

800
00:26:26,643 --> 00:26:27,776
WHAT'S GOING ON IN SCHOOL, THEY

801
00:26:27,843 --> 00:26:29,943
FEEL LIKE THEY ARE LOSING

802
00:26:30,009 --> 00:26:30,809
CONTROL AND THIS BECAME THE

803
00:26:30,876 --> 00:26:32,009
ISSUE IN THIS ELECTION.

804
00:26:32,076 --> 00:26:34,076
TRUST ME, THIS IS GOING TO BE A

805
00:26:34,143 --> 00:26:36,009
HUGE BAROMETER KIND OF ELECTION

806
00:26:36,076 --> 00:26:36,943
BECAUSE TERRY McAULIFFE LOSES,

807
00:26:37,009 --> 00:26:38,243
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SAY THAT'S

808
00:26:38,309 --> 00:26:41,109
RIGHT, IT IS GOING TO BE ABOUT

809
00:26:41,176 --> 00:26:41,709
THAT.

810
00:26:41,776 --> 00:26:42,643
HERE'S WHAT TERRY McAULIFFE

811
00:26:42,709 --> 00:26:44,109
SAID AND WE'LL GET INTO THE

812
00:26:44,176 --> 00:26:45,109
BACKDROP OF THIS.

813
00:26:45,176 --> 00:26:46,909
HE SAID I'M NOT GOING TO LET

814
00:26:46,976 --> 00:26:49,343
PARENTS COME INTO SCHOOLS -- NOT

815
00:26:49,409 --> 00:26:53,043
A GOOD IDEA, THAT RIGHT THERE,

816
00:26:53,109 --> 00:26:54,609
DEMOCRATS ARE SO USED TO TALKING

817
00:26:54,676 --> 00:26:54,909
TO TEACHERS.

818
00:26:54,976 --> 00:26:56,376
THIS IS A MIGHT DROP APPLAUSE

819
00:26:56,443 --> 00:26:57,576
LINE TO TEACHERS, NOT SO MUCH

820
00:26:57,643 --> 00:26:59,476
WITH PARENTS.

821
00:26:59,543 --> 00:27:01,209
"I'M NOT GOING TO LET PARENTS

822
00:27:01,276 --> 00:27:02,609
COME INTO SCHOOLS AND TAKE BOOKS

823
00:27:02,676 --> 00:27:03,776
OUT AND MAKE THEIR OWN

824
00:27:03,843 --> 00:27:04,176
DECISIONS.

825
00:27:04,243 --> 00:27:05,209
I DON'T THINK PARENTS SHOULD BE

826
00:27:05,276 --> 00:27:06,409
TELLING SCHOOLS WHAT THEY SHOULD

827
00:27:06,476 --> 00:27:11,109
TEACH.

828
00:27:11,176 --> 00:27:12,843
"JUST ON THE POLITICAL LEVEL,

829
00:27:12,909 --> 00:27:14,743
FUCKING -- EXCUSE ME, VERY

830
00:27:14,809 --> 00:27:15,609
STUPID.

831
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:16,176
[LAUGHTER]

832
00:27:16,243 --> 00:27:17,409
>> I WAS A SCHOOLTEACHER BEFORE

833
00:27:17,476 --> 00:27:19,543
I BECAME A WRITER, I TAUGHT

834
00:27:19,609 --> 00:27:21,043
SCHOOL FOR TEN YEARS.

835
00:27:21,109 --> 00:27:22,843
THERE IS NOTHING MORE INCENDIARY

836
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,309
THAN THE IDEA THAT TEACHERS WANT

837
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,209
TO TEACH SOMETHING PARENTS DON'T

838
00:27:26,276 --> 00:27:28,876
WANT THEIR KIDS TO LEARN AND

839
00:27:28,943 --> 00:27:29,476
THAT'S WHAT THE SCOPES MONKEY

840
00:27:29,543 --> 00:27:33,776
TRIAL WAS ALL ABOUT.

841
00:27:33,843 --> 00:27:35,476
IT WAS TEACH EVOLUTION IN

842
00:27:35,543 --> 00:27:38,409
TENNESSEE IN THE 1920s, A VERY

843
00:27:38,476 --> 00:27:39,943
BRAVE TEACHER IN AN ACTIVE CIVIL

844
00:27:40,009 --> 00:27:40,576
DISOBEDIENCE SAID I'M NOT GOOD

845
00:27:40,643 --> 00:27:43,009
TO TEACH ABOUT IN A SCIENCE

846
00:27:43,076 --> 00:27:44,509
CLASSROOM AND CLARENCE DARROW

847
00:27:44,576 --> 00:27:45,109
CAME DOWN AND DEFENDED HIM AND

848
00:27:45,176 --> 00:27:46,776
SAID IF YOU CAN'T TEACH IT IN

849
00:27:46,843 --> 00:27:47,776
THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS TODAY, YOU

850
00:27:47,843 --> 00:27:49,676
CAN'T TEACH IT IN THE PRIVATE

851
00:27:49,743 --> 00:27:50,609
SCHOOLS TOMORROW, YOU CAN'T

852
00:27:50,676 --> 00:27:52,109
TEACH IT IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE,

853
00:27:52,176 --> 00:27:53,009
THIS IS ALL BACK WHEN WE THOUGHT

854
00:27:53,076 --> 00:27:59,476
FREE SPEECH WAS A GOOD THING.

855
00:27:59,543 --> 00:28:01,609
SETTING ASIDE THE VERY REAL

856
00:28:01,676 --> 00:28:03,009
ISSUES THAT ARE UNDERGIRDING

857
00:28:03,076 --> 00:28:04,943
THIS WHOLE DISCUSSION,

858
00:28:05,009 --> 00:28:06,943
POLITICALLY IT WAS SUCH A STUPID

859
00:28:07,009 --> 00:28:07,443
THING TO SAY.

860
00:28:07,509 --> 00:28:10,576
>> Bill: THE UNDERGIRD IS THIS

861
00:28:10,643 --> 00:28:10,776
THIS.

862
00:28:10,843 --> 00:28:12,843
IT'S A BOOK BEING TAUGHT, TONI

863
00:28:12,909 --> 00:28:15,843
MORRISON'S "BELOVED."

864
00:28:15,909 --> 00:28:18,243
THAT'S A BOOK THAT SHOULD BE

865
00:28:18,309 --> 00:28:19,876
TAUGHT, IT IS FULL OF STUFF THAT

866
00:28:19,943 --> 00:28:21,809
IS DIFFICULT BUT WE ARE TALKING

867
00:28:21,876 --> 00:28:24,076
ABOUT 17, 18-YEAR-OLD KIDS.

868
00:28:24,143 --> 00:28:26,743
IT HAS BEAST REALITY, SEX, AND

869
00:28:26,809 --> 00:28:27,743
VIOLENCE, ALL OF WHICH THEY SAW

870
00:28:27,809 --> 00:28:29,609
ON THEIR PHONE WHEN THEY WERE

871
00:28:29,676 --> 00:28:31,076
TEN WHEN YOU LET THEM LOCK

872
00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:36,976
THEMSELVES UP IN THEIR ROOM.

873
00:28:37,043 --> 00:28:38,843
>> I THINK DEMOCRATS ARE PICKING

874
00:28:38,909 --> 00:28:39,743
UP ON THIS BELOVED ISSUE, THE

875
00:28:39,809 --> 00:28:42,776
ISSUE HERE IS, EIGHT YEARS AGO

876
00:28:42,843 --> 00:28:47,009
SOME WOMAN'S SON READ BELOVED IN

877
00:28:47,076 --> 00:28:50,109
AP LITERATURE AND HE HAD A

878
00:28:50,176 --> 00:28:51,143
NIGHTMARE, IT'S A GHOST STORY,

879
00:28:51,209 --> 00:28:54,976
THAT WAS A GOOD RESPONSE.

880
00:28:55,043 --> 00:28:56,543
IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

881
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,643
BELOVED IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE,

882
00:28:58,709 --> 00:29:00,476
THAT'S A NATIONAL ISSUE, IS NOT

883
00:29:00,543 --> 00:29:02,776
A STATE ISSUE, THE AP'S NATIONAL

884
00:29:02,843 --> 00:29:03,476
TEST AND ORGANIZATION.

885
00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:06,043
ALL DUE RESPECT TO THIS MOTHER,

886
00:29:06,109 --> 00:29:07,543
TRULY, SOME KIDS AREN'T READY

887
00:29:07,609 --> 00:29:10,276
FOR AP.

888
00:29:10,343 --> 00:29:12,043
THAT IS A COLLEGE CLASS, IT'S

889
00:29:12,109 --> 00:29:14,809
NOT A HIGH SCHOOL CLASS.

890
00:29:14,876 --> 00:29:15,609
[APPLAUSE]

891
00:29:15,676 --> 00:29:18,276
I THINK THE ISSUE IS, PEOPLE ARE

892
00:29:18,343 --> 00:29:22,276
LOOKING AT THAT IT'S A RACIST

893
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:24,776
ISSUE AND RACE IS ALL THROUGHOUT

894
00:29:24,843 --> 00:29:27,743
THIS, BUT I THINK IT'S MORE

895
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:28,243
COMPLEX THAN THAT BOOK.

896
00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:29,709
>> Bill: I THINK IT'S GOOD

897
00:29:29,776 --> 00:29:31,776
THAT IT'S COMING TO THE FORE

898
00:29:31,843 --> 00:29:33,243
BECAUSE WE HAVE TO START

899
00:29:33,309 --> 00:29:34,609
DEFINING WHAT "CRITICAL RACE

900
00:29:34,676 --> 00:29:35,676
THEORY" MEANS.

901
00:29:35,743 --> 00:29:36,943
IT MEANS SOMETHING TO EVERYBODY

902
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:39,609
WHEN THEY HEAR IT.

903
00:29:39,676 --> 00:29:41,643
IF IT MEANS YOU TEACH TONI

904
00:29:41,709 --> 00:29:42,843
MORRISON, I'M FOR IT.

905
00:29:42,909 --> 00:29:45,109
>> IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT.

906
00:29:45,176 --> 00:29:46,576
HERE'S THE THING ABOUT CRITICAL

907
00:29:46,643 --> 00:29:47,709
RACE THEORY IN THE SCHOOLS, OF

908
00:29:47,776 --> 00:29:48,743
COURSE YOU CAN TEACH IT IN THE

909
00:29:48,809 --> 00:29:49,776
SCHOOLS, THERE'S NOTHING YOU

910
00:29:49,843 --> 00:29:51,576
CAN'T TEACH IF YOU TEACH IT IN

911
00:29:51,643 --> 00:29:53,043
SOCRATIC METHOD, IT CAN BE IN A

912
00:29:53,109 --> 00:29:56,443
GOVERNMENT CLASS, A U.S. HISTORY

913
00:29:56,509 --> 00:29:57,843
CLASS, IS THE WAY YOU LOOK AT

914
00:29:57,909 --> 00:29:59,409
MARXISM AS A FRAMEWORK, IT IS A

915
00:29:59,476 --> 00:30:00,009
LOT OF DIFFERENT FRAMEWORKS,

916
00:30:00,076 --> 00:30:02,443
WHAT YOU CANNOT DO AND WHAT IS

917
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:03,909
HAPPENING IS YOU CAN'T SET

918
00:30:03,976 --> 00:30:04,843
SCHOOL POLICY BY DEFINING

919
00:30:04,909 --> 00:30:06,843
CRITICAL RACE THEORY, YOU CAN'T

920
00:30:06,909 --> 00:30:08,443
REWRITE A CURRICULUM AND HE

921
00:30:08,509 --> 00:30:09,076
REALLY CANNOT TREAT CHILDREN IN

922
00:30:09,143 --> 00:30:10,943
A WAY THAT YOU ARE PULLING THEM

923
00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,609
OUT BY RACE AND GIVING THEM

924
00:30:13,676 --> 00:30:14,609
DIFFERENT MESSAGES AND THAT IS

925
00:30:14,676 --> 00:30:15,543
WHAT YOU CANNOT DO AND IT'S

926
00:30:15,609 --> 00:30:15,809
HAPPENING.

927
00:30:15,876 --> 00:30:20,143
[APPLAUSE]

928
00:30:20,209 --> 00:30:21,209
>> Bill: IF THAT IS WHAT

929
00:30:21,276 --> 00:30:22,643
CRITICAL RACE THEORY MEANS, IF

930
00:30:22,709 --> 00:30:24,176
IT MEANS SEPARATING 5-YEAR-OLDS

931
00:30:24,243 --> 00:30:26,009
BY RACE AND TELLING SOME YOUR

932
00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:27,576
OPPRESSORS AND THE OTHERS YOU

933
00:30:27,643 --> 00:30:30,376
ARE THE OPPRESSED AND GIVING UP

934
00:30:30,443 --> 00:30:32,343
ON A COLOR-BLIND SOCIETY AND

935
00:30:32,409 --> 00:30:32,976
RESEGREGATION AND RACISM IS THE

936
00:30:33,043 --> 00:30:35,809
ESSENCE OF AMERICA, THEN I'M

937
00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:36,043
OUT.

938
00:30:36,109 --> 00:30:37,476
>> THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

939
00:30:37,543 --> 00:30:40,009
>> Bill: BUT I'M IN ON TONI

940
00:30:40,076 --> 00:30:41,443
MORRISON, I'M IN ON

941
00:30:41,509 --> 00:30:42,043
ACKNOWLEDGING RACISM STILL

942
00:30:42,109 --> 00:30:42,309
PERSISTS.

943
00:30:42,376 --> 00:30:44,643
>> WE DON'T NEED TONI MORRISON,

944
00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:46,843
WE JUSTIFY HER ON LITERARY

945
00:30:46,909 --> 00:30:47,343
GROUNDS.

946
00:30:47,409 --> 00:30:49,609
THIS IS GREAT AMERICAN WRITER,

947
00:30:49,676 --> 00:30:51,243
IF PEOPLE ARE PUTTING TOGETHER A

948
00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:55,976
LITERATURE PROGRAM WHO WOULDN'T

949
00:30:56,043 --> 00:30:57,376
INCLUDE ONE NOVEL BY MORRISON,

950
00:30:57,443 --> 00:30:58,876
THAT IS WHAT SPEAKS LOUDLY TO

951
00:30:58,943 --> 00:30:59,709
YOUNG PEOPLE.

952
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,643
THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF WAYS TO

953
00:31:01,709 --> 00:31:03,309
BUILD CURRICULA THAT DON'T HAVE

954
00:31:03,376 --> 00:31:04,709
ANYTHING TO DO WITH -- LISTEN,

955
00:31:04,776 --> 00:31:06,776
TERRY McAULIFFE, I'M A

956
00:31:06,843 --> 00:31:09,643
DEMOCRAT, I LOVE YOU, BUT HE'S A

957
00:31:09,709 --> 00:31:11,809
HALF POLITICIAN AND HE'S SIDING

958
00:31:11,876 --> 00:31:12,443
WITH THE TEACHERS UNION BECAUSE

959
00:31:12,509 --> 00:31:13,843
HE'S LIKE THAT IS WHERE HIS

960
00:31:13,909 --> 00:31:16,776
BREAD IS BUTTERED.

961
00:31:16,843 --> 00:31:18,176
HE SENT ALL HIS KIDS TO PRIVATE

962
00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:19,376
SCHOOLS AND HE'S NEVER IN HIS

963
00:31:19,443 --> 00:31:20,476
LIFE HAD SOMEONE TELL HIM WE ARE

964
00:31:20,543 --> 00:31:22,209
GOING TO TELL YOUR 8-YEAR-OLD

965
00:31:22,276 --> 00:31:22,809
CHILD IS SOMETHING YOU DON'T

966
00:31:22,876 --> 00:31:26,709
WANT HER TO KNOW AND WE ARE

967
00:31:26,776 --> 00:31:27,976
GOING TO KEEP HER SEVEN HOURS TO

968
00:31:28,043 --> 00:31:30,643
DO IT AND YOU HAVE NO CONTROL.

969
00:31:30,709 --> 00:31:32,343
THIS IS A BIG ISSUE, DEMOCRATS

970
00:31:32,409 --> 00:31:34,043
ARE GOING TO LEARN TO GO RUN

971
00:31:34,109 --> 00:31:35,743
SOME PROGRESSIVE CANDIDATES, ONE

972
00:31:35,809 --> 00:31:37,776
PEOPLE WHO STAND FOR PROGRESSIVE

973
00:31:37,843 --> 00:31:38,009
IDEAS.

974
00:31:38,076 --> 00:31:40,043
DON'T RUN THESE RETREADS, WHERE

975
00:31:40,109 --> 00:31:49,076
ARE WE GETTING THE IS?

976
00:31:49,143 --> 00:31:50,876
JOE BIDEN, AT LEAST HE GOT IN

977
00:31:50,943 --> 00:31:51,976
BUT TERRY McAULIFFE, THERE'S

978
00:31:52,043 --> 00:31:53,843
GOT TO BECOME A THANK GOD YOU

979
00:31:53,909 --> 00:31:54,609
ARE HERE, WE NEED YOU.

980
00:31:54,676 --> 00:32:00,443
THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY.

981
00:32:00,509 --> 00:32:03,776
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

982
00:32:03,843 --> 00:32:06,543
>> Bill: I DON'T KNOW IF THE

983
00:32:06,609 --> 00:32:07,543
DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS LACKING FOR

984
00:32:07,609 --> 00:32:08,109
PROGRESSIVE POLITICIANS.

985
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,576
>> WE SEEM TO HAVE PLENTY.

986
00:32:10,643 --> 00:32:13,409
>> WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE A

987
00:32:13,476 --> 00:32:14,576
PROGRESSIVE?

988
00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:16,043
IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN

989
00:32:16,109 --> 00:32:17,209
THESE WACKY NEW SOCIAL IDEAS, IT

990
00:32:17,276 --> 00:32:19,443
MEANS YOU STAND --

991
00:32:19,509 --> 00:32:20,209
>> Bill: WHATEVER IT IS,

992
00:32:20,276 --> 00:32:24,276
JOE BIDEN SIGNED ONTO IT FULLY.

993
00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:26,843
HE'S 110 BUT HE SIGNED ONTO

994
00:32:26,909 --> 00:32:27,043
THAT.

995
00:32:27,109 --> 00:32:28,176
>> WE USED TO STAND FOR THE

996
00:32:28,243 --> 00:32:30,309
WORKING MAN AND WOMAN, THAT'S

997
00:32:30,376 --> 00:32:31,176
WHO WE WERE.

998
00:32:31,243 --> 00:32:33,843
>> THAT IS THE AGENDA THAT THE

999
00:32:33,909 --> 00:32:34,643
PRESIDENT IS MOVING FORWARD.

1000
00:32:34,709 --> 00:32:36,709
>> THE POLICIES ARE BETTER.

1001
00:32:36,776 --> 00:32:38,076
>> IT IS NOT A RADICAL PLAN.

1002
00:32:38,143 --> 00:32:41,709
[APPLAUSE]

1003
00:32:41,776 --> 00:32:44,543
WHAT WE HAVE BEEN WORKING ON FOR

1004
00:32:44,609 --> 00:32:46,176
WEEKS AND WEEKS AND I BELIEVE WE

1005
00:32:46,243 --> 00:32:47,809
WILL DELIVER IN THE COMING WEEK

1006
00:32:47,876 --> 00:32:48,943
IS A PLAN IT'S GOING TO DEAL

1007
00:32:49,043 --> 00:32:51,009
WITH THE COSTS THAT KEEP WORKING

1008
00:32:51,076 --> 00:32:52,843
FAMILIES UP AT NIGHT.

1009
00:32:52,909 --> 00:32:55,243
HEALTH CARE, DAY CARE, PRE-K,

1010
00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:57,409
ELDERCARE, THESE ARE THINGS THAT

1011
00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:57,976
MATTER AND COMBATING CLIMATE

1012
00:32:58,043 --> 00:32:58,276
CHANGE.

1013
00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:00,043
THAT'S NOT A RADICAL PLAN,

1014
00:33:00,109 --> 00:33:00,676
THAT'S SIMPLY DEALING WITH

1015
00:33:00,743 --> 00:33:02,843
THINGS THAT ARE RIGHT IN FRONT

1016
00:33:02,909 --> 00:33:05,009
OF US.

1017
00:33:05,076 --> 00:33:06,509
>> Bill: OKAY, SO IT'S

1018
00:33:06,576 --> 00:33:10,243
HALLOWEEN EVE?

1019
00:33:10,309 --> 00:33:10,576
TODAY, FRIDAY.

1020
00:33:10,643 --> 00:33:14,109
SUNDAY IS HALLOWEEN AND IT'S

1021
00:33:14,176 --> 00:33:17,209
TIME FOR PART TWO OF OUR ANNUAL

1022
00:33:17,276 --> 00:33:18,943
HALLOWEEN MOVIES BIT TO GO LAST

1023
00:33:19,009 --> 00:33:21,209
WEEK WE TALKED ABOUT WOKE HORROR

1024
00:33:21,276 --> 00:33:22,776
MOVIES, THAT IS AN ACTUAL GENRE

1025
00:33:22,843 --> 00:33:26,176
AFTER GET OUT.

1026
00:33:26,243 --> 00:33:27,709
WE HAD ONES LIKE I KNOW WHAT YOU

1027
00:33:27,776 --> 00:33:30,543
TWEETED LAST SUMMER.

1028
00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:32,943
BUT THERE'S ALSO CONSERVATIVE

1029
00:33:33,009 --> 00:33:33,709
HALLOWEEN MOVIES BECAUSE WHO

1030
00:33:33,776 --> 00:33:34,409
LIVES ON FEAR MORE THAN THE

1031
00:33:34,476 --> 00:33:38,576
RIGHT WING?

1032
00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:40,743
FOX'S WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL IS

1033
00:33:40,809 --> 00:33:41,509
FEAR.

1034
00:33:41,576 --> 00:33:45,709
THESE ARE SOME OF THE MOVIES

1035
00:33:45,776 --> 00:33:46,776
CONSERVATIVES ARE WATCHING THIS

1036
00:33:46,843 --> 00:33:47,676
HALLOWEEN, THESE ARE THINGS THAT

1037
00:33:47,743 --> 00:33:49,643
SCARE CONSERVATIVES.

1038
00:33:49,709 --> 00:33:53,943
ROSEMARY'S ANCHOR BABY.

1039
00:33:54,009 --> 00:33:54,409
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1040
00:33:54,476 --> 00:33:56,709
THAT'S VERY SCARY TO

1041
00:33:56,776 --> 00:33:57,776
CONSERVATIVES.

1042
00:33:57,843 --> 00:33:58,976
THE CRITICAL RACE THEORY SEMINAR

1043
00:33:59,043 --> 00:34:01,909
AT THE END OF THE STREET.

1044
00:34:01,976 --> 00:34:02,176
[LAUGHTER]

1045
00:34:02,243 --> 00:34:03,976
[APPLAUSE]

1046
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:09,009
PRESIDENT EVIL.

1047
00:34:09,076 --> 00:34:10,676
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1048
00:34:10,743 --> 00:34:14,109
NIGHT OF THE LIVING WAGE.

1049
00:34:14,176 --> 00:34:14,376
[LAUGHTER]

1050
00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:17,276
[APPLAUSE]

1051
00:34:17,343 --> 00:34:21,276
THE MAN IN THE IRONIC MASK.

1052
00:34:21,343 --> 00:34:22,776
[LAUGHTER]

1053
00:34:22,843 --> 00:34:23,043
[APPLAUSE]

1054
00:34:23,109 --> 00:34:27,843
HEATHER HAS TWO MUMMYS.

1055
00:34:27,909 --> 00:34:28,109
[LAUGHTER]

1056
00:34:28,176 --> 00:34:30,076
[APPLAUSE]

1057
00:34:30,143 --> 00:34:36,676
HOUSE OF VAX.

1058
00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:37,143
[LAUGHTER]

1059
00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:38,076
[APPLAUSE]

1060
00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:40,009
SCARY, THESE ARE SCARY TO

1061
00:34:40,076 --> 00:34:41,709
CONSERVATIVES.

1062
00:34:41,776 --> 00:34:46,109
FRIDAY THE JUNETEENTH.

1063
00:34:46,176 --> 00:34:48,643
[LAUGHTER]

1064
00:34:48,709 --> 00:34:49,309
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1065
00:34:49,376 --> 00:34:54,843
JEWS.

1066
00:34:54,909 --> 00:34:56,576
[LAUGHTER]

1067
00:34:56,643 --> 00:34:59,643
AND OF COURSE.

1068
00:34:59,709 --> 00:35:04,476
HUSBAND OF CHUCKY.

1069
00:35:04,543 --> 00:35:08,376
[LAUGHTER]

1070
00:35:08,443 --> 00:35:08,843
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1071
00:35:08,909 --> 00:35:10,376
I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE LATEST

1072
00:35:10,443 --> 00:35:11,643
DR. FAUCI THING WAS ON

1073
00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:12,709
HALLOWEEN, HE'S CHANGED HIS MIND

1074
00:35:12,776 --> 00:35:15,809
A LOT BUT I THINK IT WAS "GO AND

1075
00:35:15,876 --> 00:35:17,143
DO IT?"

1076
00:35:17,209 --> 00:35:18,276
I HOPE SO BECAUSE IT'S BEEN MY

1077
00:35:18,343 --> 00:35:19,509
POSITION SINCE THE BEGINNING OF

1078
00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:25,709
THIS, JUST RESUME LIVING.

1079
00:35:25,776 --> 00:35:28,009
THE 15 OF 100,000, THAT'S WHERE

1080
00:35:28,076 --> 00:35:29,743
WE ARE CASES IN CALIFORNIA, 15

1081
00:35:29,809 --> 00:35:31,709
CASES PER 100,000 PEOPLE, I KNOW

1082
00:35:31,776 --> 00:35:32,676
SOME PEOPLE SEEM TO NOT WANT TO

1083
00:35:32,743 --> 00:35:35,876
GIVE UP ON THE WONDERFUL

1084
00:35:35,943 --> 00:35:36,809
PANDEMIC BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

1085
00:35:36,876 --> 00:35:40,176
IT'S OVER.

1086
00:35:40,243 --> 00:35:41,443
THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE A

1087
00:35:41,509 --> 00:35:42,576
VARIANCE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO

1088
00:35:42,643 --> 00:35:44,709
WEAR MASKS.

1089
00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:46,309
I HAVEN'T HAD A MEETING WITH MY

1090
00:35:46,376 --> 00:35:50,843
STAFF SINCE MARCH OF 2020, WHY?

1091
00:35:50,909 --> 00:35:52,743
THE STATE, WHOEVER IT IS, YOU'RE

1092
00:35:52,809 --> 00:35:57,343
BEING FUCKING -- SORRY, AGAIN.

1093
00:35:57,409 --> 00:35:58,609
YOU'RE A SENATOR AND YOU

1094
00:35:58,676 --> 00:35:59,343
SHOULDN'T HEAR BAD LANGUAGE, I

1095
00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:00,009
FORGET TO.

1096
00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:05,376
>> I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT WORD!

1097
00:36:05,443 --> 00:36:07,943
>> Bill: VACCINE, MASK, PICK

1098
00:36:08,009 --> 00:36:08,776
ONE.

1099
00:36:08,843 --> 00:36:10,843
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME MASK IF I'VE

1100
00:36:10,909 --> 00:36:14,709
HAD THE VACCINE.

1101
00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:16,909
>> I HAVE BROKEN UP WITH COVID,

1102
00:36:16,976 --> 00:36:19,876
I STAYED AT HOME FOR THE FIRST

1103
00:36:19,943 --> 00:36:21,843
YEAR, I WAS A GOOD GIRLFRIEND,

1104
00:36:21,909 --> 00:36:22,643
HE WAS LITTLE ABUSIVE, I GOT A

1105
00:36:22,709 --> 00:36:25,076
VACCINE TO MY WALKED OUT OF THE

1106
00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:28,309
CVS I BEEN THAT THRILLED COMING

1107
00:36:28,376 --> 00:36:29,676
OUT OF A DRUG STORE SINCE I GOT

1108
00:36:29,743 --> 00:36:33,609
THE BIRTH CONTROL PILL IN 1981.

1109
00:36:33,676 --> 00:36:34,243
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1110
00:36:34,309 --> 00:36:34,743
I'M BACK.

1111
00:36:34,809 --> 00:36:35,943
I'M NOT GOING TO NEED THIS EVERY

1112
00:36:36,009 --> 00:36:38,609
DAY BUT WHEN I DO NEED IT, IT'S

1113
00:36:38,676 --> 00:36:39,743
ON BOARD, THEN I BARELY GOT

1114
00:36:39,809 --> 00:36:43,909
THERE AND IT WAS LIKE IT'S DELT

1115
00:36:43,976 --> 00:36:44,143
DELTA.

1116
00:36:44,209 --> 00:36:46,276
I CAN'T KEEP UP.

1117
00:36:46,343 --> 00:36:56,143
I HAVE CANCER, I'M TRIPLE FA --M

1118
00:36:56,209 --> 00:37:01,143
NOT STAYING IN MY HOUSE AGAIN.

1119
00:37:01,209 --> 00:37:03,109
>> Bill: I TRAVEL IN EVERY

1120
00:37:03,176 --> 00:37:04,809
STATE NOW BACK ON THE ROAD AND

1121
00:37:04,876 --> 00:37:06,143
THE RED STATES ARE A JOY IN THE

1122
00:37:06,209 --> 00:37:08,576
BLUE STATES ARE A PAIN IN THE

1123
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:09,209
ASS.

1124
00:37:09,276 --> 00:37:10,276
FOR NO REASON.

1125
00:37:10,343 --> 00:37:11,409
>> WE ARE ALL TIRED OF THIS

1126
00:37:11,476 --> 00:37:12,009
VACCINE.

1127
00:37:12,076 --> 00:37:14,309
>> Bill: YOU'RE NOT TIRED OF

1128
00:37:14,376 --> 00:37:14,609
THE VACCINE.

1129
00:37:14,676 --> 00:37:16,343
>> WE ARE TIRED OF THE PANDEMIC.

1130
00:37:16,409 --> 00:37:18,809
>> Bill: I SAVE YOU, YOU SAVE

1131
00:37:18,876 --> 00:37:18,976
ME.

1132
00:37:19,043 --> 00:37:20,943
>> AND I WON'T SWEAR.

1133
00:37:21,009 --> 00:37:21,776
[LAUGHTER]

1134
00:37:21,843 --> 00:37:23,143
ONE OF THE CRITICAL THINGS THAT

1135
00:37:23,209 --> 00:37:24,909
IS BEING DISCUSSED RIGHT NOW BY

1136
00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:26,009
PRESIDENT BIDEN AND WE HAVE TO

1137
00:37:26,076 --> 00:37:27,076
RECOMMIT OURSELVES TO HIS

1138
00:37:27,143 --> 00:37:28,109
SUPPORTING VACCINATION AROUND

1139
00:37:28,176 --> 00:37:29,443
THE REST OF THE WORLD.

1140
00:37:29,509 --> 00:37:30,843
[APPLAUSE]

1141
00:37:30,909 --> 00:37:32,543
THERE ARE STILL A LOT OF

1142
00:37:32,609 --> 00:37:34,276
COUNTRIES THAT ARE MINIMALLY

1143
00:37:34,343 --> 00:37:37,576
VACCINATED BECAUSE IF A VARIANCE

1144
00:37:37,643 --> 00:37:38,643
DEVELOPS OUT IN THE WORLD THAT

1145
00:37:38,709 --> 00:37:39,976
IS ABLE TO DEFEAT THE VACCINE,

1146
00:37:40,043 --> 00:37:42,776
WE ARE ALL THE WAY BACK AT THE

1147
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:43,609
BEGINNING.

1148
00:37:43,676 --> 00:37:44,843
IN THE UNITED STATES, AND MOST

1149
00:37:44,909 --> 00:37:45,743
OF THE WESTERN WORLD WE ARE

1150
00:37:45,809 --> 00:37:48,009
READY TO BE DONE WITH THIS BUT

1151
00:37:48,076 --> 00:37:49,443
WE ARE NOT DONE UNTIL THE WORLD

1152
00:37:49,509 --> 00:37:52,676
IS SAFE AND WE ARE NOT SAFE

1153
00:37:52,743 --> 00:37:55,243
UNTIL THE WORLD IS VACCINATED.

1154
00:37:55,309 --> 00:37:57,643
>> Bill: THE WORLD RECOGNIZES

1155
00:37:57,709 --> 00:38:01,009
NATURAL IMMUNITY, WE DON'T.

1156
00:38:01,076 --> 00:38:02,309
BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THIS

1157
00:38:02,376 --> 00:38:03,609
COUNTRY HAS TO GO THROUGH THE

1158
00:38:03,676 --> 00:38:06,943
PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY >>

1159
00:38:07,009 --> 00:38:08,543
NATURAL IMMUNITY IS THE BEST

1160
00:38:08,609 --> 00:38:11,243
KIND OF IMMUNITY, WE SHOULD FIRE

1161
00:38:11,309 --> 00:38:13,309
PEOPLE THAT HAVE NATURAL

1162
00:38:13,376 --> 00:38:14,776
IMMUNITY WON'T GET THE VACCINE,

1163
00:38:14,843 --> 00:38:16,443
WE SHOULD HIRE THEM.

1164
00:38:16,509 --> 00:38:17,809
>> IF SOMEONE HAS ANTIBODIES.

1165
00:38:17,876 --> 00:38:18,609
>> Bill: PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD

1166
00:38:18,676 --> 00:38:22,743
IT, I'VE HAD IT, I SHOULDN'T BE

1167
00:38:22,809 --> 00:38:23,576
TESTED ANYMORE.

1168
00:38:23,643 --> 00:38:25,043
I'VE HAD THE VACCINE.

1169
00:38:25,109 --> 00:38:26,843
>> IF SOMEBODY IS WILLING TO BE

1170
00:38:26,909 --> 00:38:29,209
A FIREMAN, POLICEMAN, GO INTO A

1171
00:38:29,276 --> 00:38:31,476
BURNING BUILDING AND IT SAYS I'M

1172
00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:32,409
JUST NOT THAT AFRAID OF COVID

1173
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:33,643
AND I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE

1174
00:38:33,709 --> 00:38:35,243
VACCINE, THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH.

1175
00:38:35,309 --> 00:38:36,809
SHOULDN'T BE LOSING HIS JOB,

1176
00:38:36,876 --> 00:38:37,776
SHOULD BE FURLOUGHED WITHOUT

1177
00:38:37,843 --> 00:38:39,043
PAY, THE GUY THAT SAVED LIVES

1178
00:38:39,109 --> 00:38:41,043
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE

1179
00:38:41,109 --> 00:38:43,109
A VACCINE, IT'S RIDICULOUS.

1180
00:38:43,176 --> 00:38:44,409
>> Bill: A LITTLE MESSAGING.

1181
00:38:44,476 --> 00:38:47,143
I SEE IT ALL THE TIME, I SOUGHT

1182
00:38:47,209 --> 00:38:49,109
DRIVING INTO DAY.

1183
00:38:49,176 --> 00:38:50,043
PEOPLE OUTSIDE, ALONE WALKING

1184
00:38:50,109 --> 00:38:51,709
WITH A MASK.

1185
00:38:51,776 --> 00:38:54,509
IT'S SO STUPID.

1186
00:38:54,576 --> 00:38:57,543
IT'S AN AMULET.

1187
00:38:57,609 --> 00:39:01,409
A CHARM PEOPLE WHERE.

1188
00:39:01,476 --> 00:39:03,409
THAT WARDS AWAY EVIL SPIRIT, IT

1189
00:39:03,476 --> 00:39:04,743
MEANS NOTHING.

1190
00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:07,709
CAN'T WE GET PEOPLE TO

1191
00:39:07,776 --> 00:39:10,343
UNDERSTAND THE FACTS MORE?

1192
00:39:10,409 --> 00:39:11,976
LISTEN TO THIS.

1193
00:39:12,043 --> 00:39:13,476
FOR UNVACCINATED HOSPITALIZATION

1194
00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:15,876
RISK, ON VACCINATED, 41% OF

1195
00:39:15,943 --> 00:39:20,476
DEMOCRATS THOUGHT IT WAS OVER

1196
00:39:20,543 --> 00:39:22,643
50%.

1197
00:39:22,709 --> 00:39:25,876
UNVACCINATED -- I DON'T HAVE

1198
00:39:25,943 --> 00:39:27,909
THAT.

1199
00:39:27,976 --> 00:39:29,543
HOSPITALIZATION RATES FOR THE

1200
00:39:29,609 --> 00:39:32,743
VACCINATED IS ACTUALLY .01% AND

1201
00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:36,409
THE RATE FOR THE UNVACCINATED IS

1202
00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:38,176
.89%, IN BOTH CASES, THE CORRECT

1203
00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:39,376
ANSWER IS LESS THAN 1%, THEY

1204
00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:42,209
THOUGHT IT WAS OVER 50.

1205
00:39:42,276 --> 00:39:43,976
HOW DO PEOPLE ESPECIALLY OF ONE

1206
00:39:44,043 --> 00:39:46,109
PARTY GET SUCH A BAD IDEA, WHERE

1207
00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:47,243
DID THAT COME FROM?

1208
00:39:47,309 --> 00:39:48,943
>> HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.

1209
00:39:49,009 --> 00:39:50,843
WE'VE GOT SAFE, EFFECTIVE

1210
00:39:50,909 --> 00:39:51,609
VACCINES THAT HAVE SAVED

1211
00:39:51,676 --> 00:39:52,876
MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF LIVES.

1212
00:39:52,943 --> 00:39:56,609
HERE'S THE BAD NEWS, 700,000

1213
00:39:56,676 --> 00:39:57,109
AMERICANS HAVE DIED.

1214
00:39:57,176 --> 00:39:58,943
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF THEM

1215
00:39:59,009 --> 00:39:59,243
NEEDLESSLY.

1216
00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:02,109
I'M WILLING TO GIVE

1217
00:40:02,176 --> 00:40:03,909
PRESIDENT TRUMP IN THE PREVIOUS

1218
00:40:03,976 --> 00:40:05,609
ADMINISTRATION AND CONGRESS

1219
00:40:05,676 --> 00:40:06,243
CREDIT FOR OPERATION WARP SPEED

1220
00:40:06,309 --> 00:40:09,009
FOR DEVELOPING THESE REMARKABLE

1221
00:40:09,076 --> 00:40:10,143
LIFE-SAVING, WORLD SAVING

1222
00:40:10,209 --> 00:40:10,976
VACCINES BUT I FRANKLY THINK WE

1223
00:40:11,043 --> 00:40:13,409
SHOULDN'T LET UP ON THE URGENCY

1224
00:40:13,476 --> 00:40:16,409
OF STILL PROMOTING VACCINATION

1225
00:40:16,476 --> 00:40:19,176
SO WE CAN ENJOY REOPENING OUR

1226
00:40:19,243 --> 00:40:20,309
SOCIETY, GETTING BACK TO NORMAL

1227
00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:20,509
LIFE.

1228
00:40:20,576 --> 00:40:23,976
[APPLAUSE]

1229
00:40:24,043 --> 00:40:25,709
>> Bill: BUT THERE IS NO

1230
00:40:25,776 --> 00:40:26,909
CONSENSUS REALLY ON THAT NUMBER

1231
00:40:26,976 --> 00:40:29,309
OF HOW MANY HAVE DIED EXACTLY

1232
00:40:29,376 --> 00:40:30,143
FROM COVID OR COMPLICATIONS FROM

1233
00:40:30,209 --> 00:40:31,476
COVID TO.

1234
00:40:31,543 --> 00:40:36,043
ANECDOTALLY WHEN COLIN POWELL --

1235
00:40:36,109 --> 00:40:37,243
>> IT'S HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS.

1236
00:40:37,309 --> 00:40:39,009
>> Bill: COLIN POWELL DIED, HE

1237
00:40:39,076 --> 00:40:40,376
HAD CANCER AND PARKINSON'S AND

1238
00:40:40,443 --> 00:40:41,043
ALL I HEARD WAS HE DIED FROM

1239
00:40:41,109 --> 00:40:44,309
COVID TO.

1240
00:40:44,376 --> 00:40:47,376
YES, IF YOU ARE VERY SICK,

1241
00:40:47,443 --> 00:40:48,043
SOMETHING IS GOING TO --

1242
00:40:48,109 --> 00:40:50,909
>> THERE WAS A WOMAN IN

1243
00:40:50,976 --> 00:40:52,043
"THE NEW YORK TIMES," SHE'S 113

1244
00:40:52,109 --> 00:40:54,976
AND COVID TOOK HER OUT.

1245
00:40:55,043 --> 00:40:55,943
SHE'S 113.

1246
00:40:56,009 --> 00:40:58,776
THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH OF

1247
00:40:58,843 --> 00:41:00,009
YOU.

1248
00:41:00,076 --> 00:41:00,809
[LAUGHTER]

1249
00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:02,576
I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE CANCER.

1250
00:41:02,643 --> 00:41:05,743
>> DO NOT RUN FOR OFFICE.

1251
00:41:05,809 --> 00:41:07,276
>> Bill: YOU'LL LOSE THE

1252
00:41:07,343 --> 00:41:12,976
113-YEAR-OLD VOTE.

1253
00:41:13,043 --> 00:41:13,943
[LAUGHTER]

1254
00:41:14,009 --> 00:41:14,609
SPEAK OF THE CENTENARIAN

1255
00:41:14,676 --> 00:41:14,909
DEMOGRAPHIC.

1256
00:41:14,976 --> 00:41:16,176
>> I LOOK AT NUMBERS ALL THE

1257
00:41:16,243 --> 00:41:18,043
TIME BECAUSE OF CANCER, I LOOK

1258
00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:20,176
AT THIS COVID STUFF AND IT'S

1259
00:41:20,243 --> 00:41:21,743
LIKE ANYONE I KNOW WITH CANCER

1260
00:41:21,809 --> 00:41:24,043
WOULD GIVE ANYTHING FOR THOSE

1261
00:41:24,109 --> 00:41:26,709
ODDS AND WE ARE LOOKING AT

1262
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:27,309
PEOPLE WITH COMPLICATED HEALTH

1263
00:41:27,376 --> 00:41:28,809
HISTORIES A LOT OF THE TIME.

1264
00:41:28,876 --> 00:41:31,109
WE ARE LOOKING AT OBESITY AS AN

1265
00:41:31,176 --> 00:41:33,743
ISSUE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO SAY IT

1266
00:41:33,809 --> 00:41:34,509
BECAUSE IT'S A BODY POSITIVITY.

1267
00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:38,443
AND WE ARE LOOKING AT POVERTY,

1268
00:41:38,509 --> 00:41:40,309
THAT'S WHERE WE NEED TO FOCUS,

1269
00:41:40,376 --> 00:41:41,109
PEOPLE LIVING CLOSE TOGETHER.

1270
00:41:41,176 --> 00:41:43,376
THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN

1271
00:41:43,443 --> 00:41:44,409
DIFFERENT POOR COMMUNITIES THAT

1272
00:41:44,476 --> 00:41:45,143
DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT TO.

1273
00:41:45,209 --> 00:41:47,543
WE HAVE TO TAKE OUR CHANCES, BE

1274
00:41:47,609 --> 00:41:49,176
THOUGHTFUL AND CAREFUL AND GO

1275
00:41:49,243 --> 00:41:50,209
BACK OUT THERE AND MAKE SURE

1276
00:41:50,276 --> 00:41:53,776
THAT PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN DENSE

1277
00:41:53,843 --> 00:41:54,443
HOUSING HAVE COMPLETE ACCESS TO

1278
00:41:54,509 --> 00:41:54,743
THE VACCINE.

1279
00:41:54,809 --> 00:41:57,776
IF THEY DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT --

1280
00:41:57,843 --> 00:41:59,109
>> Bill: WE GOT TO GET BACK TO

1281
00:41:59,176 --> 00:42:00,243
LIFE, LOOK AT THE SPORTING

1282
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:01,076
EVENTS.

1283
00:42:01,143 --> 00:42:02,743
ALL THREE SPORTS ARE PLAYING NOW

1284
00:42:02,809 --> 00:42:05,043
INCLUDING BASKETBALL WHICH IS

1285
00:42:05,109 --> 00:42:05,976
INSIDE.

1286
00:42:06,043 --> 00:42:08,409
NOBODY SEEMS TO BE HAVING

1287
00:42:08,476 --> 00:42:09,409
SUPER-SPREADER EVENTS.

1288
00:42:09,476 --> 00:42:10,776
IT WAS GREAT, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN

1289
00:42:10,843 --> 00:42:12,843
HAVING A PANDEMIC.

1290
00:42:12,909 --> 00:42:16,443
[LAUGHTER]

1291
00:42:16,509 --> 00:42:18,209
BYE-BYE.

1292
00:42:18,276 --> 00:42:18,943
>> A CHANCE TO IMPROVE OUR

1293
00:42:19,009 --> 00:42:23,776
BAKING SKILLS AND WALK OUR DOG.

1294
00:42:23,843 --> 00:42:25,876
>> Bill: I KNOW YOUR NEW

1295
00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:26,909
ARTICLE IN THE ATLANTIC IS ABOUT

1296
00:42:26,976 --> 00:42:29,176
TOXIC MASCULINITY.

1297
00:42:29,243 --> 00:42:30,476
>> IT'S ABOUT HEROIC

1298
00:42:30,543 --> 00:42:30,776
MASCULINITY.

1299
00:42:30,843 --> 00:42:33,143
>> Bill: FIGHTING THE IDEA.

1300
00:42:33,209 --> 00:42:34,776
DOES ANOTHER THING THAT PARENTS

1301
00:42:34,843 --> 00:42:36,376
I THINK AROUND THE COUNTRY ARE

1302
00:42:36,443 --> 00:42:38,243
CONCERNED ABOUT, I'VE READ THIS

1303
00:42:38,309 --> 00:42:42,876
IN SCHOOLS IS BOYS ARE SOMETIMES

1304
00:42:42,943 --> 00:42:44,943
CASTIGATED FOR BASICALLY JUST

1305
00:42:45,009 --> 00:42:46,109
BEING BOYS.

1306
00:42:46,176 --> 00:42:48,109
>> IT'S JUST AWFUL.

1307
00:42:48,176 --> 00:42:49,176
WE HAD THIS WONDERFUL CHANGE IN

1308
00:42:49,243 --> 00:42:50,743
OUR CULTURE, WE GET IT, IT'S

1309
00:42:50,809 --> 00:42:54,376
GREAT TO BE GAY, WE ARE WAY

1310
00:42:54,443 --> 00:42:56,809
AHEAD ON TRANS ISSUES AND

1311
00:42:56,876 --> 00:42:57,976
WOMEN'S ISSUES AND FEMINISM AND

1312
00:42:58,043 --> 00:42:58,943
ALL THAT.

1313
00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:00,943
BUT IF YOU GET A BOY AND HE

1314
00:43:01,009 --> 00:43:02,043
WANTS TO RUN FAST AND HE WANTS

1315
00:43:02,109 --> 00:43:03,976
TO KICK THINGS AND HE WANTS TO

1316
00:43:04,043 --> 00:43:07,809
JUMP, TOXIC MASCULINITY.

1317
00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:08,743
HE LIKES STORIES ABOUT HEROES,

1318
00:43:08,809 --> 00:43:10,309
THERE WAS A BIG ARTICLE IN

1319
00:43:10,376 --> 00:43:11,343
"THE NEW YORK TIMES" SOME WOMAN

1320
00:43:11,409 --> 00:43:12,509
IS SAYING I'M REALLY CONCERNED

1321
00:43:12,576 --> 00:43:14,343
ABOUT MY THREE SONS, THEY LIKE

1322
00:43:14,409 --> 00:43:15,776
STORIES ABOUT SAVING THE DAY,

1323
00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:16,709
THE LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

1324
00:43:16,776 --> 00:43:19,676
WHERE THEY CAN BE A HERO, THAT'S

1325
00:43:19,743 --> 00:43:20,676
CALLED HEROIC MASCULINITY

1326
00:43:20,743 --> 00:43:21,743
COMMITS A REAL THING.

1327
00:43:21,809 --> 00:43:22,943
WE NEED IT'S, IT'S BEEN PART OF

1328
00:43:23,043 --> 00:43:25,776
HUMANITY SINCE THE BEGINNING,

1329
00:43:25,843 --> 00:43:28,376
THAT'S WHAT RAN UP THOSE TOWERS,

1330
00:43:28,443 --> 00:43:29,209
THOSE THREE HUNTERS SOMETHING

1331
00:43:29,276 --> 00:43:31,843
MEN WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR

1332
00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:32,309
OTHERS.

1333
00:43:32,376 --> 00:43:36,543
THAT WAS HEROIC MASCULINITY AND

1334
00:43:36,609 --> 00:43:37,376
THERE'S SOMETHING SICK AND

1335
00:43:37,443 --> 00:43:39,143
POISONED THAT THIS IDEA THAT

1336
00:43:39,209 --> 00:43:41,676
BOYS ARE BAD AND THEY HAVE TO BE

1337
00:43:41,743 --> 00:43:42,809
WATCHED AND HAVE TO BE RETRAINED

1338
00:43:42,876 --> 00:43:44,343
AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO

1339
00:43:44,409 --> 00:43:46,509
BE WATCHING AND RETRAINING ARE

1340
00:43:46,576 --> 00:43:48,009
WOMEN, THE PEOPLE WHO RAISE BOYS

1341
00:43:48,076 --> 00:43:48,743
YOU NEED TO HAVE MEN VERY

1342
00:43:48,809 --> 00:43:49,343
INVOLVED BECAUSE BOYS WANT TO

1343
00:43:49,409 --> 00:43:53,276
GROW UP TO BE MEN.

1344
00:43:53,343 --> 00:43:55,643
I THINK WE ARE GOING TO NOT BE

1345
00:43:55,709 --> 00:43:56,176
IN A GOOD PLACE.

1346
00:43:56,243 --> 00:44:01,576
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE TOXIC

1347
00:44:01,643 --> 00:44:02,676
MASCULINITY, IF YOU WANT TO

1348
00:44:02,743 --> 00:44:04,743
CREATE TOXIC MASCULINITY, TELL

1349
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,043
THESE BOYS FROM PRESCHOOL ON

1350
00:44:06,109 --> 00:44:07,009
THAT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG

1351
00:44:07,076 --> 00:44:08,776
WITH THEM AND THE THINGS THEY

1352
00:44:08,843 --> 00:44:10,109
WANT TO DO ARE WRONG, THEY MIGHT

1353
00:44:10,176 --> 00:44:11,143
BE RIGHT FOR THIS GIRL OVER HERE

1354
00:44:11,209 --> 00:44:12,976
BUT FOR YOU THEY ARE WRONG AND

1355
00:44:13,043 --> 00:44:14,543
THEY ARE DANGEROUS.

1356
00:44:14,609 --> 00:44:15,643
AND A LOT OF PARENTS FEEL THIS

1357
00:44:15,709 --> 00:44:18,309
WAY AND THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY

1358
00:44:18,376 --> 00:44:20,443
TO CELEBRATE ALL THE DIVERSITY

1359
00:44:20,509 --> 00:44:21,843
OF GENDERS AND SEXUAL

1360
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:22,643
EXPRESSION, ET CETERA, AND STILL

1361
00:44:22,709 --> 00:44:23,776
SAY THERE IT IS A VERY LARGE

1362
00:44:23,843 --> 00:44:27,476
NUMBER OF BOYS WHO ARE THIS WAY.

1363
00:44:27,543 --> 00:44:28,643
>> Bill: SOME OF IT IS BAKED

1364
00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:30,743
INTO THE CAKE OF US BEING MEN IS

1365
00:44:30,809 --> 00:44:33,176
NOT GOOD TO BE PERFECT.

1366
00:44:33,243 --> 00:44:38,843
I FEEL LIKE IT'S STILL SOMEWHAT

1367
00:44:38,909 --> 00:44:41,743
POPULAR WITH WOMEN.

1368
00:44:41,809 --> 00:44:42,009
[LAUGHTER]

1369
00:44:42,076 --> 00:44:44,209
>> YOU TELL ME.

1370
00:44:44,276 --> 00:44:46,209
>> WHERE BOTH PARENTS OF TWIN

1371
00:44:46,276 --> 00:44:47,543
BOYS, WE BOTH HAVE TWIN BOYS IN

1372
00:44:47,609 --> 00:44:49,843
THEIR 20s, I ALSO HAVE A

1373
00:44:49,909 --> 00:44:51,143
DAUGHTER.

1374
00:44:51,209 --> 00:44:52,809
ONE OF THE THINGS WE FOCUSED ON

1375
00:44:52,876 --> 00:44:54,843
AND RAISING OUR KIDS WAS GIVING

1376
00:44:54,909 --> 00:44:57,143
THEM A MODEL THAT'S POSITIVE FOR

1377
00:44:57,209 --> 00:45:01,443
HEROIC ADULTHOOD.

1378
00:45:01,509 --> 00:45:03,643
IN CONGRESS, WHETHER IT'S

1379
00:45:03,709 --> 00:45:06,209
SPEAKER PELOSI OR THE

1380
00:45:06,276 --> 00:45:08,676
SENATOR FROM MARYLAND, TOUGH AS

1381
00:45:08,743 --> 00:45:10,843
NAILS, CAPABLE, I WOULD SAY

1382
00:45:10,909 --> 00:45:12,043
HEROIC ROLE MODELS.

1383
00:45:12,109 --> 00:45:14,109
>> IDENTIFIED BOTH OF THEM AS

1384
00:45:14,176 --> 00:45:14,943
WOMEN, DO YOU?

1385
00:45:15,009 --> 00:45:16,509
I'M TALKING ABOUT MASCULINITY

1386
00:45:16,576 --> 00:45:17,009
COMMITS A THING.

1387
00:45:17,076 --> 00:45:18,343
WE'VE DECIDED IT'S NOT A THING,

1388
00:45:18,409 --> 00:45:20,109
AND WE'VE DECIDED THERE'S NO

1389
00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:21,943
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND

1390
00:45:22,009 --> 00:45:24,076
WOMEN.

1391
00:45:24,143 --> 00:45:25,409
SENATOR PELOSI, GOD LOVE HER,

1392
00:45:25,476 --> 00:45:27,976
I'M NOT GOING TO WAIT FOR HER TO

1393
00:45:28,043 --> 00:45:30,909
COME UNDER THE BURNING BUILDING

1394
00:45:30,976 --> 00:45:32,009
AND GET ME OUT.

1395
00:45:32,076 --> 00:45:32,843
I'M AS STRONG A WOMAN AS YOUR

1396
00:45:32,909 --> 00:45:35,609
EVER GOING TO GET WITHIN THE

1397
00:45:35,676 --> 00:45:38,743
FEEBLE WORLD WHICH I WORK, BUT

1398
00:45:38,809 --> 00:45:40,909
I'M STRONG, I KNOW A LOT OF

1399
00:45:40,976 --> 00:45:42,176
EARLY TOUGH WOMEN, I KNOW A LOT

1400
00:45:42,243 --> 00:45:44,076
OF WOMEN ARE HEROES, IT'S

1401
00:45:44,143 --> 00:45:46,543
DIFFERENT TO BE A MAN.

1402
00:45:46,609 --> 00:45:48,043
IT'S DIFFERENT, HEROIC

1403
00:45:48,109 --> 00:45:48,809
MASCULINITY.

1404
00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:50,176
THE UGLY TRUTH THAT NOBODY WANTS

1405
00:45:50,243 --> 00:45:52,376
TO ADMIT IS MEN ARE STRONGER,

1406
00:45:52,443 --> 00:45:54,109
THEY ARE BIGGER, THEY'RE FASTER,

1407
00:45:54,176 --> 00:45:56,976
THEY HAVE A BETTER SENSE OF

1408
00:45:57,043 --> 00:45:58,043
SPATIAL OBJECTS WHICH IS WHY

1409
00:45:58,109 --> 00:45:59,343
THEY BLOW US OUT OF THE WATER IN

1410
00:45:59,409 --> 00:46:01,109
SPORTS AND WOMEN CAN'T KEEP UP.

1411
00:46:01,176 --> 00:46:03,876
THAT'S JUST THE TRUTH.

1412
00:46:03,943 --> 00:46:06,076
AS A GROUP, A LOT OF BOYS ARE

1413
00:46:06,143 --> 00:46:07,743
SAYING WHAT'S THE POINT OF ALL

1414
00:46:07,809 --> 00:46:08,309
THIS?

1415
00:46:08,376 --> 00:46:09,576
WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING FASTER

1416
00:46:09,643 --> 00:46:12,176
AND STRONGER AND BIGGER, IT'S TO

1417
00:46:12,243 --> 00:46:13,276
PROTECT INNOCENT PEOPLE.

1418
00:46:13,343 --> 00:46:14,843
IT TO BE THAT PERSON WHO GOES

1419
00:46:14,909 --> 00:46:15,443
INTO THE BURNING BUILDING.

1420
00:46:15,509 --> 00:46:17,943
THAT'S WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT AND

1421
00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:20,143
THERE'S PLENTY OF GREAT WOMEN

1422
00:46:20,209 --> 00:46:22,676
FIREFIGHTERS, PLENTY OF GREAT

1423
00:46:22,743 --> 00:46:23,009
WOMEN COPS.

1424
00:46:23,076 --> 00:46:25,209
BUT NANCY PELOSI IS NOT AN

1425
00:46:25,276 --> 00:46:25,843
EXAMPLE OF HEROIC MASCULINITY.

1426
00:46:25,909 --> 00:46:27,509
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS SAYING.

1427
00:46:27,576 --> 00:46:29,176
I WAS SAYING IT'S IMPORTANT FOR

1428
00:46:29,243 --> 00:46:31,109
OUR CHILDREN TO HAVE POSITIVE

1429
00:46:31,176 --> 00:46:32,743
EXAMPLES OF THE HEROIC, AND FOR

1430
00:46:32,809 --> 00:46:35,543
YOUNG BOYS TO UNDERSTAND HOW TO

1431
00:46:35,609 --> 00:46:36,909
TREAT OTHERS RESPECTFULLY, AND

1432
00:46:36,976 --> 00:46:39,076
HOW TO FEEL FULLY EMPOWERED TO

1433
00:46:39,143 --> 00:46:40,709
BE HEROIC.

1434
00:46:40,776 --> 00:46:41,976
>> IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF

1435
00:46:42,043 --> 00:46:44,176
HEROISM THAT YOU WOULD MODEL FOR

1436
00:46:44,243 --> 00:46:45,776
YOUR SONS AND A PARTICULAR WAIT

1437
00:46:45,843 --> 00:46:46,843
FOR YOUR DAUGHTER?

1438
00:46:46,909 --> 00:46:48,109
ARE YOU THINK HEROISM IS THE

1439
00:46:48,176 --> 00:46:48,309
SAME?

1440
00:46:48,376 --> 00:46:50,976
>> I THINK THERE'S A CERTAIN

1441
00:46:51,043 --> 00:46:52,876
QUALITIES, LOYALTY,

1442
00:46:52,943 --> 00:46:53,576
DECISIVENESS, COMMITMENT,

1443
00:46:53,643 --> 00:46:55,343
WILLINGNESS TO TAKE RISKS,

1444
00:46:55,409 --> 00:46:55,976
SERVICE TO OTHERS THAT ARE

1445
00:46:56,043 --> 00:47:00,343
ADMIRABLE IN MEN AND WOMEN.

1446
00:47:00,409 --> 00:47:01,709
MY BOYS WRESTLED AND PLAYED

1447
00:47:01,776 --> 00:47:02,743
FOOTBALL AND PLAYED LACROSSE AND

1448
00:47:02,809 --> 00:47:04,876
I'M VERY PROUD OF THEM.

1449
00:47:04,943 --> 00:47:06,543
BUT WE ALSO HELP THEM UNDERSTAND

1450
00:47:06,609 --> 00:47:08,376
HOW TO TREAT OTHERS WITH

1451
00:47:08,443 --> 00:47:11,076
RESPECT, HOW TO BE POSITIVE.

1452
00:47:11,143 --> 00:47:12,109
>> Bill: I HAVE TO

1453
00:47:12,176 --> 00:47:14,776
RESPECTFULLY AND NOT GET THERE,

1454
00:47:14,843 --> 00:47:18,009
YOU VERY MUCH.

1455
00:47:18,076 --> 00:47:19,043
TIME FOR NEW RULES, EVERYBODY,

1456
00:47:19,109 --> 00:47:21,409
NEW RULES.

1457
00:47:21,476 --> 00:47:24,676
NEW RULE: THE BRITISH ACTIVIST

1458
00:47:24,743 --> 00:47:26,109
WHO SET UP THIS PROTEST OUTSIDE

1459
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,309
DOWNING STREET AFTER PARLIAMENT

1460
00:47:27,376 --> 00:47:29,776
VOTED AGAINST AN ENVIRONMENT

1461
00:47:29,843 --> 00:47:34,643
BILL, NEEDS TO BE MORE DIRECT.

1462
00:47:34,709 --> 00:47:34,909
[LAUGHTER]

1463
00:47:34,976 --> 00:47:36,043
PEOPLE DON'T SEE THIS AND THINK

1464
00:47:36,109 --> 00:47:36,876
YOU'RE AN ACTIVIST AND YOU'RE

1465
00:47:36,943 --> 00:47:37,709
STRIKING A BLOW FOR THE

1466
00:47:37,776 --> 00:47:40,076
ENVIRONMENT.

1467
00:47:40,143 --> 00:47:42,309
THEY THINK YOU'RE UNION AND

1468
00:47:42,376 --> 00:47:47,076
YOU'RE ON A BREAK.

1469
00:47:47,143 --> 00:47:47,843
[LAUGHTER]

1470
00:47:47,909 --> 00:47:48,109
[APPLAUSE]

1471
00:47:48,176 --> 00:47:49,409
NEW RULE: LET'S ADMIT THAT A

1472
00:47:49,476 --> 00:47:50,976
"BOMB CYCLONE" IS JUST CABLE

1473
00:47:51,043 --> 00:47:57,643
NEWS' WAY OF SAYING "A STORM."

1474
00:47:57,709 --> 00:47:57,909
[LAUGHTER]

1475
00:47:57,976 --> 00:47:58,776
[APPLAUSE]

1476
00:47:58,843 --> 00:47:59,743
THE SAME WAY "THE TOYOTATHON

1477
00:47:59,809 --> 00:48:00,609
SALES EVENT!"

1478
00:48:00,676 --> 00:48:02,009
IS TOYOTA'S WAY OF SAYING "YOU

1479
00:48:02,076 --> 00:48:02,843
CAN BUY OUR CARS AT THE SAME

1480
00:48:02,909 --> 00:48:03,443
PRICE AS YOU WOULD ANY OTHER

1481
00:48:03,509 --> 00:48:09,109
TIME OF THE YEAR."

1482
00:48:09,176 --> 00:48:09,376
[LAUGHTER]

1483
00:48:09,443 --> 00:48:12,976
[APPLAUSE]

1484
00:48:13,043 --> 00:48:14,343
NEW RULE: WHOEVER KEEPS WRITING

1485
00:48:14,409 --> 00:48:16,776
THOSE ARTICLES TELLING US WE'RE

1486
00:48:16,843 --> 00:48:18,976
DOING EVERYTHING WRONG,

1487
00:48:19,043 --> 00:48:21,276
INCLUDING THIS ONE THAT SAYS

1488
00:48:21,343 --> 00:48:21,909
WE'RE WALKING WRONG -- YOU HAVE

1489
00:48:21,976 --> 00:48:26,509
TO SHOW YOURSELF.

1490
00:48:26,576 --> 00:48:27,409
THAT WAY WE CAN WRITE ABOUT YOU

1491
00:48:27,476 --> 00:48:28,409
EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING WRONG,

1492
00:48:28,476 --> 00:48:29,309
LIKE, "YOU'RE PROBABLY

1493
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:30,243
CONTRIBUTING TO THE FIELD OF

1494
00:48:30,309 --> 00:48:33,043
JOURNALISM WRONG -- HERE'S HOW

1495
00:48:33,109 --> 00:48:44,109
TO FIX IT."

1496
00:48:44,176 --> 00:48:51,843
AND "GO FUCKING YOURSELF --

1497
00:48:51,909 --> 00:48:55,376
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

1498
00:48:55,443 --> 00:48:56,643
NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO

1499
00:48:56,709 --> 00:48:57,476
TELL THE WOMEN WHO BUY THIS SEXY

1500
00:48:57,543 --> 00:48:58,209
VACCINE COSTUME, WHICH CONSISTS

1501
00:48:58,276 --> 00:48:59,343
OF A WET-LOOK MINI DRESS AND A

1502
00:48:59,409 --> 00:49:00,343
HYPODERMIC NEEDLE STICKING OUT

1503
00:49:00,409 --> 00:49:01,776
OF YOUR HEAD, IT DOESN'T LOOK

1504
00:49:01,843 --> 00:49:02,343
SEXY OR LIKE A VACCINE.

1505
00:49:02,409 --> 00:49:03,343
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN

1506
00:49:03,409 --> 00:49:10,176
SWIMMING AT VENICE BEACH.

1507
00:49:10,243 --> 00:49:12,576
[LAUGHTER]

1508
00:49:12,643 --> 00:49:15,176
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1509
00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:15,809
NEW RULE: NOW THAT MEGAN THEE

1510
00:49:15,876 --> 00:49:18,143
STALLION HAS POSTED THIS PHOTO

1511
00:49:18,209 --> 00:49:20,076
OF HER BOYFRIEND DRINKING FROM A

1512
00:49:20,143 --> 00:49:21,543
GLASS WEDGED IN HER ASS, LET'S

1513
00:49:21,609 --> 00:49:23,143
NOT MAKE THIS A THING AT

1514
00:49:23,209 --> 00:49:28,543
HOULIHAN'S.

1515
00:49:28,609 --> 00:49:29,343
I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT PHOTO, IT'S

1516
00:49:29,409 --> 00:49:31,876
VERY UNSANITARY -- HE'S NOT

1517
00:49:31,943 --> 00:49:36,609
WEARING A MASK!

1518
00:49:36,676 --> 00:49:36,876
[LAUGHTER]

1519
00:49:36,943 --> 00:49:37,709
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1520
00:49:37,776 --> 00:49:38,909
INSTEAD OF PUTTING A BIBLE IN

1521
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:39,943
HOTEL ROOMS, WE SHOULD START

1522
00:49:40,009 --> 00:49:48,843
PUTTING A DICTIONARY IN THERE.

1523
00:49:48,909 --> 00:49:49,309
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1524
00:49:49,376 --> 00:49:50,076
BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOBODY KNOWS

1525
00:49:50,143 --> 00:49:51,609
WHAT WORDS MEAN ANYMORE.

1526
00:49:51,676 --> 00:49:53,776
GEORGE CARLIN FAMOUSLY HAD THE

1527
00:49:53,843 --> 00:49:59,609
SEVEN WORDS YOU CAN'T SAY ON TV

1528
00:49:59,676 --> 00:50:00,309
[APPLAUSE]

1529
00:50:00,376 --> 00:50:02,243
-- HERE'S MY 8 WORDS PEOPLE NEED

1530
00:50:02,309 --> 00:50:03,409
TO STOP REDEFINING: HATE,

1531
00:50:03,476 --> 00:50:05,409
VICTIM, HERO, SHAME, VIOLENCE,

1532
00:50:05,476 --> 00:50:06,776
SURVIVOR, PHOBIC AND WHITE

1533
00:50:06,843 --> 00:50:17,943
SUPREMACY.

1534
00:50:18,009 --> 00:50:18,409
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1535
00:50:18,476 --> 00:50:18,909
COMEDIAN HANNAH GADSBY

1536
00:50:18,976 --> 00:50:19,643
CHARACTERIZED DAVE

1537
00:50:19,709 --> 00:50:20,743
CHAPPELLE'S CONTROVERSIAL

1538
00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:21,609
NETFLIX SPECIAL AS "HATE SPEECH

1539
00:50:21,676 --> 00:50:22,476
DOG-WHISTLING."

1540
00:50:22,543 --> 00:50:23,543
WELL, "DOG WHISTLE" REFERS TO

1541
00:50:23,609 --> 00:50:24,909
WHEN SOMEONE PUTS THINGS IN CODE

1542
00:50:24,976 --> 00:50:25,743
BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID TO COME

1543
00:50:25,809 --> 00:50:27,476
OUT AND SAY WHAT THEY REALLY

1544
00:50:27,543 --> 00:50:30,109
THINK -THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FROM

1545
00:50:30,176 --> 00:50:35,976
DAVE CHAPPELLE?

1546
00:50:36,043 --> 00:50:36,243
[LAUGHTER]

1547
00:50:36,309 --> 00:50:37,043
[APPLAUSE]

1548
00:50:37,109 --> 00:50:38,276
THAT HE'S AFRAID TO SAY WHAT HE

1549
00:50:38,343 --> 00:50:40,843
REALLY THINKS?

1550
00:50:40,909 --> 00:50:43,043
[APPLAUSE]

1551
00:50:43,109 --> 00:50:46,809
AND IT'S NOT "HATE SPEECH" JUST

1552
00:50:46,876 --> 00:50:47,409
BECAUSE YOU DISAGREE WITH IT.

1553
00:50:47,476 --> 00:50:48,043
NOR IS IT "PHOBIC"- PHOBIC COMES

1554
00:50:48,109 --> 00:50:49,276
FROM THE GREEK WORD FOR

1555
00:50:49,343 --> 00:50:50,943
SOMETHING ONE FEARS

1556
00:50:51,009 --> 00:50:52,309
IRRATIONALLY, LIKE SPIDERS, OR

1557
00:50:52,376 --> 00:50:54,243
GERMS, BUT NOW IS USED AS A

1558
00:50:54,309 --> 00:50:55,709
SUFFIX FOR ANYTHING YOU JUST

1559
00:50:55,776 --> 00:50:58,109
DON'T LIKE.

1560
00:50:58,176 --> 00:50:59,176
I'VE BEEN CALLED "COMMITMENT

1561
00:50:59,243 --> 00:51:00,576
PHOBIC."

1562
00:51:00,643 --> 00:51:01,876
NO -- I DON'T FEAR COMMITMENT, I

1563
00:51:01,943 --> 00:51:09,376
JUST DON'T WANT IT.

1564
00:51:09,443 --> 00:51:10,476
[LAUGHTER]

1565
00:51:10,543 --> 00:51:10,743
[APPLAUSE]

1566
00:51:10,809 --> 00:51:11,909
OTHER PEOPLE DO -- GREAT!

1567
00:51:11,976 --> 00:51:12,609
I DON'T CALL THEM

1568
00:51:12,676 --> 00:51:15,176
"SINGLE-PHOBIC."

1569
00:51:15,243 --> 00:51:16,409
I DON'T LIKE BOWLING.

1570
00:51:16,476 --> 00:51:18,843
I'M NOT "BOWLING-PHOBIC."

1571
00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,709
AND IF I TALK ABOUT HOW WRONG I

1572
00:51:20,776 --> 00:51:22,876
THINK IT IS TO FORCE WOMEN TO

1573
00:51:22,943 --> 00:51:25,276
WEAR A BEEKEEPER SUIT ALL DAY,

1574
00:51:25,343 --> 00:51:27,376
THAT'S NOT BEING ISLAMOPHOBIC --

1575
00:51:27,443 --> 00:51:29,809
I JUST DON'T LIKE IT.

1576
00:51:29,876 --> 00:51:33,076
AND I IMAGINE THE WOMEN AREN'T

1577
00:51:33,143 --> 00:51:35,009
CRAZY ABOUT IT EITHER.

1578
00:51:35,076 --> 00:51:37,609
I WENT AS A GHOST FOR HALLOWEEN

1579
00:51:37,676 --> 00:51:43,343
ONCE, I LASTED ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

1580
00:51:43,409 --> 00:51:43,609
[LAUGHTER]

1581
00:51:43,676 --> 00:51:45,143
[APPLAUSE]

1582
00:51:45,209 --> 00:51:45,776
ALSO IN THE CATEGORY OF "WE JUST

1583
00:51:45,843 --> 00:51:47,109
DON'T LIKE IT SO WE'RE

1584
00:51:47,176 --> 00:51:48,376
PRETENDING IT'S SOMETHING ELSE"

1585
00:51:48,443 --> 00:51:49,043
IS THE WORD VIOLENCE.

1586
00:51:49,109 --> 00:51:51,509
LAST YEAR, THERE WAS A STAFF

1587
00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:52,776
"MUTINY" AT THE CBS DRAMA "ALL

1588
00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:55,043
RISE," WHEN SOME OF THE WRITERS

1589
00:51:55,109 --> 00:52:00,276
-- I'M SORRY, I MEANT "VICTIMS"

1590
00:52:00,343 --> 00:52:01,076
[LAUGHTER]

1591
00:52:01,143 --> 00:52:01,709
-- TOOK ISSUE WITH A SCENE WHERE

1592
00:52:01,776 --> 00:52:03,409
TWO WOMEN ARE IN AN ELEVATOR AND

1593
00:52:03,476 --> 00:52:04,509
A NAKED MAN GETS ON, AND THEY

1594
00:52:04,576 --> 00:52:07,109
JUST CONTINUE TALKING CALMLY.

1595
00:52:07,176 --> 00:52:08,443
AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S

1596
00:52:08,509 --> 00:52:09,343
OFFENSIVE, YOU SHOULD SEE HOW

1597
00:52:09,409 --> 00:52:15,809
THEY GUY PUSHED THE BUTTON.

1598
00:52:15,876 --> 00:52:19,109
[LAUGHTER]

1599
00:52:19,176 --> 00:52:20,809
BUT THE WRITERS FOUND THE SCENE

1600
00:52:20,876 --> 00:52:22,809
OBJECTIONABLE AND SENT OFF AN

1601
00:52:22,876 --> 00:52:24,943
EMAIL SAYING, "TWO WOMEN WOULD

1602
00:52:25,009 --> 00:52:26,243
NOT CALMLY CONTINUE A

1603
00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:27,676
CONVERSATION WITH A NAKED WHITE

1604
00:52:27,743 --> 00:52:32,643
GUY RUNNING INTO THE ELEVATOR.

1605
00:52:32,709 --> 00:52:36,576
THAT IS VIOLENCE. "

1606
00:52:36,643 --> 00:52:37,409
NO, IT'S NOT.

1607
00:52:37,476 --> 00:52:38,943
VIOLENCE USUALLY INVOLVES

1608
00:52:39,009 --> 00:52:39,876
LEAVING A MARK OF SOME KIND.

1609
00:52:39,943 --> 00:52:41,609
OF COURSE, INNUMERABLE THINGS

1610
00:52:41,676 --> 00:52:44,343
CAN LEAD TO VIOLENCE, BUT SORRY,

1611
00:52:44,409 --> 00:52:45,376
YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT WORD AND USE

1612
00:52:45,443 --> 00:52:47,276
IT FOR STUFF THAT'S JUST SCARY

1613
00:52:47,343 --> 00:52:48,776
TO YOU, OR JUST VERBAL, WHICH IS

1614
00:52:48,843 --> 00:52:50,043
SOMETHING I LITERALLY LEARNED IN

1615
00:52:50,109 --> 00:52:53,109
KINDERGARTEN.

1616
00:52:53,176 --> 00:52:55,943
"STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY

1617
00:52:56,009 --> 00:52:56,576
BONES, BUT. "

1618
00:52:56,643 --> 00:52:57,876
-- IF YOU DON'T

1619
00:52:57,943 --> 00:52:59,609
KNOW HOW THAT ONE ENDS YOU NEED

1620
00:52:59,676 --> 00:53:06,843
TO REPEAT KINDERGARTEN.

1621
00:53:06,909 --> 00:53:07,309
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1622
00:53:07,376 --> 00:53:08,609
SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS WHO ARE

1623
00:53:08,676 --> 00:53:09,509
FOND OF GOVERNING BY HASHTAG

1624
00:53:09,576 --> 00:53:10,809
LIKE TO SAY "SILENCE IS

1625
00:53:10,876 --> 00:53:12,176
VIOLENCE."

1626
00:53:12,243 --> 00:53:14,109
AND WE KNOW THAT BECAUSE IT

1627
00:53:14,176 --> 00:53:18,276
RHYMES?

1628
00:53:18,343 --> 00:53:28,076
THE WORDS "VICTIM" AND

1629
00:53:28,143 --> 00:53:29,043
"SURVIVOR" HAVE TRAVELED A LONG

1630
00:53:29,109 --> 00:53:30,376
WAY FROM THEIR ORIGINAL USAGE.

1631
00:53:30,443 --> 00:53:31,943
THE BABY FROM THE NIRVANA ALBUM

1632
00:53:32,009 --> 00:53:32,376
SAYS HE'S A VICTIM.

1633
00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:33,176
HE'S SUING NIRVANA FOR "LIFELONG

1634
00:53:33,243 --> 00:53:34,176
DAMAGES."

1635
00:53:34,243 --> 00:53:35,443
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO SAY

1636
00:53:35,509 --> 00:53:36,509
THIS TO A BABY, BUT STOP BEING

1637
00:53:36,576 --> 00:53:42,976
SUCH A FUCKING BABY.

1638
00:53:43,043 --> 00:53:44,576
[LAUGHTER]

1639
00:53:44,643 --> 00:53:45,043
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1640
00:53:45,109 --> 00:53:45,509
YOU'RE NOT A VICTIM.

1641
00:53:45,576 --> 00:53:47,209
THERE'S NO REASON YOU CAN'T HAVE

1642
00:53:47,276 --> 00:53:48,009
A NORMAL, HAPPY LIFE JUST

1643
00:53:48,076 --> 00:53:49,009
BECAUSE PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU AND

1644
00:53:49,076 --> 00:53:52,543
THINK "BABY PENIS."

1645
00:53:52,609 --> 00:53:58,909
IT DIDN'T HURT TRUMP.

1646
00:53:58,976 --> 00:54:02,309
[LAUGHTER]

1647
00:54:02,376 --> 00:54:03,643
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1648
00:54:03,709 --> 00:54:05,409
IN 2010, THE NEW YORK TIMES USED

1649
00:54:05,476 --> 00:54:06,176
THE TERM "WHITE SUPREMACIST" ON

1650
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,609
75 OCCASIONS.

1651
00:54:07,676 --> 00:54:08,876
LAST YEAR?

1652
00:54:08,943 --> 00:54:11,443
OVER 700 TIMES.

1653
00:54:11,509 --> 00:54:12,809
NOW, SOME OF THAT TO BE SURE IS

1654
00:54:12,876 --> 00:54:14,376
BECAUSE TRUMP CAME ALONG AND

1655
00:54:14,443 --> 00:54:24,476
EMBOLDENED THE FACTION OF THIS

1656
00:54:24,543 --> 00:54:25,309
COUNTRY THAT IS TRULY WHITE

1657
00:54:25,376 --> 00:54:26,376
SUPREMACIST -- IT IS OF COURSE

1658
00:54:26,443 --> 00:54:27,343
STILL A REAL THING.

1659
00:54:27,409 --> 00:54:27,976
BUT IT SHOULDN'T APPLY TO

1660
00:54:28,043 --> 00:54:29,109
SOMETHING LIKE, AS MORE THAN A

1661
00:54:29,176 --> 00:54:30,543
FEW HAVE SUGGESTED, GETTING RID

1662
00:54:30,609 --> 00:54:31,176
OF THE SAT TEST.

1663
00:54:31,243 --> 00:54:32,776
NOW, IF WE FIND THE SAT TEST IS

1664
00:54:32,843 --> 00:54:33,609
SLANTED IN SUCH A WAY AS TO

1665
00:54:33,676 --> 00:54:34,843
STACK THE DECK IN FAVOR OF

1666
00:54:34,909 --> 00:54:36,176
CAUCASIANS -- IF THERE ARE

1667
00:54:36,243 --> 00:54:37,476
QUESTIONS LIKE "BIFF AND CHIP

1668
00:54:37,543 --> 00:54:39,943
ARE SAILING A YACHT TRAVELING AT

1669
00:54:40,009 --> 00:54:41,876
12 KNOTS TO AN ED SHEERAN

1670
00:54:41,943 --> 00:54:43,776
CONCERT ON CATALINA -- IF

1671
00:54:43,843 --> 00:54:46,409
CATALINA IS 26 MILES AWAY, HOW

1672
00:54:46,476 --> 00:54:47,176
MANY WHITE CLAWS SHOULD THEY

1673
00:54:47,243 --> 00:54:52,176
BRING?"

1674
00:54:52,243 --> 00:54:52,643
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1675
00:54:52,709 --> 00:54:56,543
- THEN MAYBE.

1676
00:54:56,609 --> 00:54:57,976
BUT OF COURSE, THE SAT DOESN'T

1677
00:54:58,043 --> 00:54:59,176
HAVE QUESTIONS LIKE THAT, SO IT

1678
00:54:59,243 --> 00:55:02,676
BECOMES THE KIND OF LUDICROUS

1679
00:55:02,743 --> 00:55:03,276
EXAGGERATION THAT MAKES LOVERS

1680
00:55:03,343 --> 00:55:05,743
OF COMMON SENSE ROLL THEIR EYES.

1681
00:55:05,809 --> 00:55:08,143
AND THEN VOTE FOR TRUMP.

1682
00:55:08,209 --> 00:55:09,009
NOW, ARE THERE SNOWFLAKES ON THE

1683
00:55:09,076 --> 00:55:10,843
RIGHT?

1684
00:55:10,909 --> 00:55:11,509
OF COURSE THERE'S NO WHINIER

1685
00:55:11,576 --> 00:55:14,843
LITTLE BITCH THAN TRUMP HIMSELF

1686
00:55:14,909 --> 00:55:18,409
-- BUT THIS KIND OF STUFF DOES

1687
00:55:18,476 --> 00:55:18,676
[LAUGHTER]

1688
00:55:18,743 --> 00:55:18,943
[APPLAUSE]

1689
00:55:19,009 --> 00:55:20,109
TEND TO STICK TO THE LEFT A LOT

1690
00:55:20,176 --> 00:55:21,376
MORE.

1691
00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:22,809
HAVE YOU EVER HARD A PARENT CALL

1692
00:55:22,876 --> 00:55:24,909
THEIR CHILD THEIR "HERO"?

1693
00:55:24,976 --> 00:55:28,443
WHAT PARTY ARE THEY PROBABLY IN?

1694
00:55:28,509 --> 00:55:30,243
"MY KID IS MY HERO."

1695
00:55:30,309 --> 00:55:31,009
WHY?

1696
00:55:31,076 --> 00:55:32,143
HE'S SIX, DID HE PULL SOMEONE

1697
00:55:32,209 --> 00:55:34,943
OUT OF A BURNING BUILDING?

1698
00:55:35,009 --> 00:55:35,576
"MY HERO -- LOOK AT THE WAY HE

1699
00:55:35,643 --> 00:55:40,509
SHARES HIS RITALIN!"

1700
00:55:40,576 --> 00:55:41,143
[LAUGHTER]

1701
00:55:41,209 --> 00:55:42,176
YOU DO REALIZE HOW STUPID IT

1702
00:55:42,243 --> 00:55:43,243
SOUNDS TO IMPLY YOU WANT TO GROW

1703
00:55:43,309 --> 00:55:47,009
UP TO BE YOUR KID?

1704
00:55:47,076 --> 00:55:48,009
DURING THE PANDEMIC, EVERYONE

1705
00:55:48,076 --> 00:55:49,543
WAS A HERO.

1706
00:55:49,609 --> 00:55:51,609
FOR SURE, FRONTLINE MEDICAL

1707
00:55:51,676 --> 00:55:54,243
WORKERS REALLY ARE, BUT THEN IT

1708
00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:58,609
SPREAD TO CIVIL SERVANTS AND

1709
00:55:58,676 --> 00:55:59,176
THEN ANYONE WHO JUST WENT TO

1710
00:55:59,243 --> 00:56:00,343
WORK: POSTAL EMPLOYEES AMAZON

1711
00:56:00,409 --> 00:56:01,109
STOCKERS.

1712
00:56:01,176 --> 00:56:02,976
ONE DAY I FOUND MYSELF SAYING TO

1713
00:56:03,043 --> 00:56:03,876
THE GUY COLLECTING CARTS AT

1714
00:56:03,943 --> 00:56:04,976
RALPH'S "THANK YOU FOR YOUR

1715
00:56:05,043 --> 00:56:10,676
SERVICE."

1716
00:56:10,743 --> 00:56:11,576
[LAUGHTER]

1717
00:56:11,643 --> 00:56:13,109
AND THEN THERE'S "SHAMING."

1718
00:56:13,176 --> 00:56:15,009
THAT DEFINITION HAS BEEN

1719
00:56:15,076 --> 00:56:16,776
REWRITTEN TO MEAN "ANYTHING THAT

1720
00:56:16,843 --> 00:56:20,909
SUGGESTS I'M NOT 100% PERFECT."

1721
00:56:20,976 --> 00:56:21,543
IT'S NOT FAT SHAMING WHEN I CALL

1722
00:56:21,609 --> 00:56:22,843
BULLSHIT ON THE IDEA THAT A

1723
00:56:22,909 --> 00:56:24,543
PERSON CAN BE HEALTHY AT ANY

1724
00:56:24,609 --> 00:56:24,743
SIZE.

1725
00:56:24,809 --> 00:56:28,009
WE'RE SO THROUGH THE LOOKING

1726
00:56:28,076 --> 00:56:28,676
GLASS ON THIS THAT.

1727
00:56:28,743 --> 00:56:29,409
WEIGHT

1728
00:56:29,476 --> 00:56:30,576
WATCHERS CHANGED THEIR NAME TO

1729
00:56:30,643 --> 00:56:31,609
WW.

1730
00:56:31,676 --> 00:56:33,276
THE WEIGHT LOSS PEOPLE CAN'T

1731
00:56:33,343 --> 00:56:35,109
MENTION WEIGHT LOSS.

1732
00:56:35,176 --> 00:56:37,743
ADELE WAS SHAMED FOR LOSING

1733
00:56:37,809 --> 00:56:39,076
WEIGHT, LIKE SHE WAS A TRAITOR

1734
00:56:39,143 --> 00:56:43,276
TO -- WHAT, UNHEALTHINESS?

1735
00:56:43,343 --> 00:56:47,343
WHEN I'VE REPORTED THE STATISTIC

1736
00:56:47,409 --> 00:56:49,209
THAT 78% OF THE PEOPLE WHO DIED

1737
00:56:49,276 --> 00:56:54,243
OR WERE HOSPITALIZED WITH COVID

1738
00:56:54,309 --> 00:56:54,876
WERE OVERWEIGHT, THAT'S NOT FAT

1739
00:56:54,943 --> 00:56:58,976
SHAMING -- THAT'S

1740
00:56:59,043 --> 00:57:01,876
FAT-'SPLAINING.

1741
00:57:01,943 --> 00:57:02,109
[LAUGHTER]

1742
00:57:02,176 --> 00:57:02,909
[APPLAUSE]

1743
00:57:02,976 --> 00:57:04,009
IT'S WHAT THE CDC SHOULD BE

1744
00:57:04,076 --> 00:57:04,476
DOING.

1745
00:57:04,543 --> 00:57:06,209
THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF WHY WORD

1746
00:57:06,276 --> 00:57:08,043
INFLATION IS A PROBLEM -- YOU

1747
00:57:08,109 --> 00:57:10,143
CAN TRY TO CHANGE REALITY BY

1748
00:57:10,209 --> 00:57:12,276
CHANGING THE WORDS, BUT YOU

1749
00:57:12,343 --> 00:57:14,776
CAN'T -- IT JUST STOPS YOU FROM

1750
00:57:14,843 --> 00:57:15,643
DEALING WITH IT.

1751
00:57:15,709 --> 00:57:18,209
THE VILLAIN IN 1984 SAYS "THE

1752
00:57:18,276 --> 00:57:19,809
WHOLE AIM OF NEWSPEAK IS TO

1753
00:57:19,876 --> 00:57:21,409
NARROW THE RANGE OF THOUGHT."

1754
00:57:21,476 --> 00:57:22,843
YES, IT'S ORWELLIAN.

1755
00:57:22,909 --> 00:57:25,376
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY --

1756
00:57:25,443 --> 00:57:28,709
ORWELL NEVER ENDS WELL.

1757
00:57:28,776 --> 00:57:29,176
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1758
00:57:29,243 --> 00:57:30,809
I'LL BE AT THE TAFT THEATRE IN

1759
00:57:30,876 --> 00:57:31,443
CINCINNATI, NOVEMBER 7TH, AT THE

1760
00:57:31,509 --> 00:57:33,443
MIRAGE IN VEGAS, NOVEMBER 26TH

1761
00:57:33,509 --> 00:57:34,976
AND 27TH, AND AT THE BJCC

1762
00:57:35,043 --> 00:57:36,609
CONCERT HALL IN BIRMINGHAM, AL,

1763
00:57:36,676 --> 00:57:38,209
JANUARY 15TH.

1764
00:57:38,276 --> 00:57:39,643
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS

1765
00:57:39,709 --> 00:57:42,309
CAITLIN FLANAGAN, SENATOR CHRIS

1766
00:57:42,376 --> 00:57:44,543
COONS, AND SEAN SPICER.

1767
00:57:44,609 --> 00:57:51,543
THANK YOU, FOLKS!

1768
00:57:51,609 --> 00:57:56,943
♪ ♪

1769
00:57:57,009 --> 00:58:04,076
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1770
00:58:04,143 --> 00:58:12,876
♪ ♪