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>> START THE CLOCK.

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>> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GREAT TO

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SEE YOU.

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MORE PEOPLE, I MISSED YOUR

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PARTIAL FACES.

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WE HAVE BEEN OFF FOR A MONTH,

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HAVE YOU BEEN OKAY?

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I WAS HOPING WHEN WE CAME BACK

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HERE WE WOULD BE DONE TALKING

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ABOUT THE PANDEMIC BUT OF COURSE

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NOW THE DELTA VARIANT -- I AM

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NOT WORRIED, I LIVE IN

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CALIFORNIA.

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THE CORONAVIRUS IN THE AIR IS

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KILLED BY THE SMOKE FROM THE

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FIRES.

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THE CDC PUT OUT NEW MASK

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GUIDELINES NOW, IT'S ALL JUST SO

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FUCKING CONFUSING.

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INDOORS, OUTDOORS, MASKED, NOT

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MASKED, THE WALMART SHOPPERS

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DON'T KNOW WHO TO PUNCH ANYMORE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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SO NOW WE ARE BACK TO WEARING A

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MASK FROM THE FRONT OF THE

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RESTAURANT UNTIL THE WAITER

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BRING THE BREADSTICKS.

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IT'S CALLED SCIENCE, PEOPLE!

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[LAUGHTER]

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SOMETIMES I THINK WE HAVE TO

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COVER OUR FACES SO OTHER PEOPLE

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CAN COVER THEIR ASS.

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[APPLAUSE]

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BY THE WAY, WASH THE MASKS.

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I SEE PEOPLE WITH VERY FILTHY

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MASKS OUT THERE, I DON'T WANT TO

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GET THE DELTA VARIANT -- YOUR

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MASK DREW THE DELTA VARIANT!

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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I HAVE BEEN PUTTING SOMETHING

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OFF BUT I SHOULD HAVE DONE TWO

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YEARS AGO OR SO, ANNOUNCING, I'M

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GETTING MARRIED.

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IT'S A FUCKING JOKE.

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IT'S A COMEDY SHOW BUT LET'S NOT

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BE RIDICULOUS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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NO, IT'S SOMETHING FAR WORSE.

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I HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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YOU'RE CHEERING LIKE I JUST CAME

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OUT AS GAY -- IT'S SO BRAVE!

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I'VE HAD THREE LASIK SURGERIES,

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I CAN'T SEE ANYMORE.

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I'M AT THE END OF MY ROAD AND SO

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YES, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO -- IS

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THAT OKAY?

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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YOU HAD 28 YEARS OF ME LIKE THIS

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AND THIS IS THE NEXT 28 YEARS,

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SORRY.

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IT HAS TO BE DONE, LIFE GOES ON.

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THESE ARE PROGRESSIVE LENSES,

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ALL I SEE NOW IS WHITE

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PRIVILEGE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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BACK TO THE MASKS.

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THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES,

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THEY REINSTATED THE MASK THING

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AND KEVIN McCARTHY, THE LEADER

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OF THE REPUBLICANS DOES NOT WANT

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TO WEAR A MASK AND NANCY PELOSI

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CALLED HIM A MORON.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THEN SHE REMEMBERED, THIS IS

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CONGRESS, WE HAVE A CERTAIN

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DECORUM -- SHE SAID MY ESTEEMED

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MORON.

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IT'S GETTING NASTY IN CONGRESS,

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DID YOU SEE THE TESTIMONY?

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WE FINALLY HAVE TESTIMONY ABOUT

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WHAT HAPPENED ON JANUARY 6TH.

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THE CAPITOL POLICE OFFICERS

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TESTIFIED THAT THEY WERE

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ATTACKED WITH FISTS AND CHEMICAL

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SPRAY AND BASEBALL BATS AND

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THREATENED WITH EXECUTION AND

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GET THE REPUBLICANS, AMAZING.

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STILL PORTRAYING THE RIOTERS AS

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THE PEACEFUL PROTESTERS AND THE

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COPS ARE THE BAD GUYS?

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WHAT IS WITH THE FUCK THE POLICE

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ATTITUDE ON THE RIGHT, WHEN DID

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THE G.O.P. BECOME N.W.A.?

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[APPLAUSE]

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LAURA INGRAHAM, DID YOU SEE

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THIS?

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GAVE OUT ACTING AWARDS TO THESE

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POLICE OFFICERS.

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TWITTER WAS OUTRAGED THAT MORE

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BLACK ACTORS WERE DENOMINATED.

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[LAUGHTER]

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AND OF COURSE THE OLYMPICS ARE

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UNDERWAY, ARE YOU WATCHING THE

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OLYMPICS?

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[APPLAUSE]

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REALLY?

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PLENTY OF CONTROVERSY.

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DID YOU SEE THE KOREAN TV

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NETWORK HAD TO APOLOGIZE BECAUSE

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THE GRAPHICS THEY USED FOR THE

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OPENING CEREMONIES, I DON'T KNOW

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WHAT THEY WERE DOING BUT THEY

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WANTED TO SHOWS SOME

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REPRESENTATION OF EVERY COUNTRY

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AS THEY CAME OUT AND THEY WERE

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STEREOTYPICAL FOR ITALY, THEY

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SHOWED PIZZA.

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FOR ROMANIA, THEY SHOWED DRACUL

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DRACULA.

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FOR AMERICA THEY SHOWED A FAT

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TEENAGER WITH A FACE TATTOO

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FUCKING HIS TEACHER.

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[LAUGHTER]

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THEN AMERICA HAS HAD SOME BAD

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BREAKS IN THE OLYMPICS, OUR BEST

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HOPE FOR GOLD IN TRACK GOT

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TOSSED OUT BECAUSE SHE TESTED

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POSITIVE FOR POT WHICH IS SO

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FUCKING STUPID.

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POT IS NOT A

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PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG, IT

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IS FOR WHAT I DO, IT'S NOT FOR

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WHAT SHE DOES.

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THEN OF COURSE SIMONE BILES WAS

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PUSHED TO THE BRINK -- THIS IS

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NOT A QUITTER, SHE WAS PUSHED TO

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THE BRINK, NOT HER CHOICE, SHE

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WENT AS FAR AS WE COULD MAKE HER

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GO.

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[APPLAUSE]

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SHE HAD TO DROP OUT AND SHIKARI

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RICHARDSON SAID IF ONLY SHE HAD

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A LITTLE WEED.

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SHE GOT WHAT GYMNASTS CALL THE

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TWIST, THIS IS WHEN YOUR BODY

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DOESN'T DO WHAT YOUR BRAIN TELLS

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IT TO DO, MEN CALL IT ERECTILE

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DYSFUNCTION.

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IF WE DO HAVE A NEW CHAMPION FOR

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AMERICA, SUNI LEE, DID YOU SEE

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THAT?

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AND SHE WON THE GOLD IN

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GYMNASTICS.

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VERY INSPIRING FIGURE, SHE SAID

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DON'T BE AFRAID SHE WAS TALKING

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TO YOUNG GYMNASTS, DON'T BE

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AFRAID TO ASK THE IMPORTANT

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QUESTIONS LIKE HEY, DOC --

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SHOULDN'T THERE BE A NURSE

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PRESENT?

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[LAUGHTER]

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THE BIGGEST SCANDAL OF ALL IS

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RUSSIA BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCH

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CHEATERS, THEY GET THROWN OUT OF

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THE OLYMPICS BUT THEN THE

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COUNTRY RUSSIA ISN'T THE

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OLYMPICS, THE RUSSIAN OLYMPIC

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COMMITTEE TEAM, WHAT THE FUCK

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DOES THAT MEAN?

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THEY DON'T OFFICIALLY REPRESENT

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RUSSIA BUT THEY REALLY SORT OF

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DO.

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LIKE RUDY GIULIANI.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,

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JOSHUA GREEN AND REPRESENTATIVE

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STACEY PLASKETT ARE HERE.

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BUT FIRST, HE'S THE BROOKLYN

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BOROUGH PRESIDENT WHO'S

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CURRENTLY THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE

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FOR NEW YORK CITY MAYOR AND

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AUTHOR OF THE BOOK "HEALTHY AT

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LAST" ERIC ADAMS.

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IS OVER HERE.

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HOW ARE YOU DOING?

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>> QUITE WELL, YOU KNOW I REALLY

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HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE, ALL

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OF THIS WAS A SUBTERFUGE.

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I DID ALL OF THIS JUST SO I

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COULD GET ON THIS SHOW AND I

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FINALLY GOT HERE.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: I APPRECIATE YOU

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SAYING THAT BECAUSE I WAS GOING

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TO SAY TO YOU I'M NOT GOING TO

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BE COY, I'M A BIG FAN, I LOVE

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WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

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[APPLAUSE]

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HONESTLY I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU

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UNTIL SIX MONTHS AGO BUT IN

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EVERYTHING I READ, AND I PEOPLE

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ASK ME ABOUT YOU I'M LIKE I LOVE

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THIS FUCKING GUY.

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THIS IS WHAT THE

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DEMOCRATIC PARTY NEEDS.

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YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE MAYOR OF

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NEW YORK UNLESS THERE'S A ZOMBIE

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APOCALYPSE -- IT'S SUCH A GREAT

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STORY BECAUSE YOU HAD A MESSAGE

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THAT WAS DIFFERENT FROM

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EVERYBODY ELSE'S MESSAGE AND IT

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PROVES THAT ONCE IN A WHILE IN

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POLITICS YOU CAN PUT A PRODUCT

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OUT THERE AND THE PEOPLE WILL

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SAY "I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT

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BUT NOW THAT I SEE IT, THAT'S

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WHAT WE NEED."

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JUST QUICKLY FOR EVERYBODY WHO'S

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JUST GETTING TO KNOW YOU, SOME

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OF THAT MESSAGE THAT YOU HAD

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IT'S TAKEN YOU TO THIS GREAT

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VICTORY.

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>> IT'S MY LIFE STORY.

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15-YEAR-OLD, I WAS ARRESTED,

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BEATEN BY POLICE OFFICERS AND

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INSTEAD OF SAYING WOE IS ME, I

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SAID WHY NOT ME -- I WENT INTO

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THE POLICE DEPARTMENT, STARTED

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AN ORGANIZATION TO FIGHT FOR

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SAFETY AND JUSTICE TOGETHER.

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I DID THAT, MOVED UP THROUGH THE

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RANKS AND BECAME A CAPTAIN, I

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SAW THE IMPACT OF PROPER

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POLICING BUT ALSO SAW THE IMPACT

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OF THE CRIMINALITY IN OUR CITIES

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ACROSS AMERICA AND I PURSUED

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JUSTICE AND SAFETY.

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I'M JUST AN EVERYDAY PERSON,

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DISHWASHER AS A CHILD, LIVED ON

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THE VERGE OF HOMELESSNESS, LEASE

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TO CARRY A GARBAGE BAG FULL OF

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CLOTHING TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY

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BECAUSE WE THOUGHT WHEN WE CAME

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HOME WE WOULD BE THROWN OUT,

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WENT TO SCHOOL LATE AT NIGHT,

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STUDY -- I WENT THROUGH MY

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ENTIRE EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE IN

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PUBLIC SCHOOL NOT KNOWING I HAD

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A LEARNING DISABILITY UNTIL I

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STUMBLED ONTO IT IN COLLEGE AND

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GOT THE RESOURCES.

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PEOPLE JUST FELL TO THE

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AUTHENTIC STORY OF HOW I WANT TO

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TURN AROUND THE CITY OF NEW YORK

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AND SEE OUR ECONOMY GROW AT THE

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SAME TIME.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: YOU SAID YOU WERE

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RUNNING YOU'RE NOT JUST RUNNING

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AGAINST ENTITIES, YOU'RE RUNNING

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AGAINST A MOVEMENT, WHAT DID YOU

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MEAN BY THAT?

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>> WE'VE SEEN WHAT'S HAPPENING

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IN AMERICA, WE SEE THE

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DEMONIZATION OF PUBLIC SAFETY

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WHICH I BELIEVE IS THE

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PREREQUISITE TO PROSPERITY.

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YOU SEE THE DEMONIZATION OF

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THOSE WHO ARE HIGH INCOME

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EARNERS, 65,000 NEW YORKERS PAID

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51% OF OUR INCOME TAXES.

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IF WE LOSE THEM, WE LOSE THE

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TEACHER, FIREFIGHTER, DEPARTMENT

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OF SANITATION EMPLOYEE, THEY

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PAID THOSE TAXES THAT WE NEED.

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WE SEE THE DIVIDE OF OUR

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COUNTRIES.

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THIS IS NOT A SOCIALIST COUNTRY,

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LET'S BE CLEAR ON THAT.

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THIS IS A COUNTRY THAT BELIEVES,

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GIVE PEOPLE THE OPPORTUNITIES

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AND THEY WILL BE ABLE TO ACCEDE

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AND EXCEL IN THIS COUNTRY AND I

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BELIEVE IN THAT BECAUSE THAT'S

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WHAT I SAW IN MY PERSONAL

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JOURNEY ON THE JOURNEY OF SO

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MANY PEOPLE WHO COME TO THIS

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COUNTRY.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: IT SOUNDS LIKE A LONG

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WAY OF SAYING YOU HAVE COMMON

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SENSE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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IT SEEMS A LOT OF TIME FOR MY

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VIEW LACKING IN THE

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DEMOCRATIC PARTY, WOULD YOU

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BELIEVE THAT IS THEIR ACHILLES'

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HEEL?

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YOU HAVE SAID THEY BETTER PAY

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ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU ACHIEVED

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IN NEW YORK AT WHERE THEY'RE

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GOING TO LOSE THE MIDTERM

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ELECTIONS OR LOSE THE NEXT

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ELECTION, IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE

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TALKING ABOUT?

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PEOPLE LOOK AT THE DEMOCRATS AND

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THEY SEE SO MANY THINGS THAT ARE

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GOOFY, THEY THINK SOMEHOW

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TWITTER IS THE ELECTORATE AND

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IT'S NOT.

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>> Bill: SO TRUE, I COULD NOT

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HAVE SAID IT BETTER.

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I STATED THIS ON THE DAY OF THE

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PRIMARY, PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA

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DON'T DECIDE THESE ELECTIONS,

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PEOPLE ON SOCIAL SECURITY, THEY

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DECIDE THESE ELECTIONS, EVERY

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DAY PEOPLE.

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YOU KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING IN

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OUR COUNTRY, AND CITIES ACROSS

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AMERICA?

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ARCHBISHOP DESMOND TUTU HAD A

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QUOTE -- WE SPEND A LIFETIME

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PULLING PEOPLE OUT OF THE RIVER,

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NO ONE GOES UPSTREAM AND

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PREVENTS THEM FROM FALLING IN

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AND THE FIRST PLACE.

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WE ARE LIKE PEOPLE FALLING IN

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THE RIVER OF CRIME, FORCING

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CHILDREN TO NOT GET SUPPORT.

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HOMELESSNESS, JUST THINK ABOUT

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HEALTH.

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LOST MY SITE WITH

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TYPE 2 DIABETES, PERMANENT NERVE

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DAMAGE, HAD AN ULCER, HIGH BLOOD

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PRESSURE, HIGH CHOLESTEROL AND

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BECAUSE I WAS EATING MY CRISES

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COME I CHANGE MY DIET BURIED IN

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THREE WEEKS MY VISION CAME BACK,

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MY DIABETES WENT IN REMISSION,

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MY NERVE DAMAGE WENT AWAY, IT

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WAS NEVER MY DNA, IT WAS MY

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DINNER.

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I WAS FEEDING MY HEALTH CARE

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CRISIS A WE DO THAT EVERY DAY

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IN AMERICA, I WANT TO GO

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UPSTREAM AND PREVENT PEOPLE FROM

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FALLING IN THE RIVER OF DESPAIR.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: THIS IS WHY WE LOVE

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EACH OTHER.

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I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT STUFF

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ABOUT FOOD FOREVER THAT YOU JUST

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SAID AND THEY HATE ME FOR IT.

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IT'S LIKE THE ULTIMATE THIRD

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RAIL IN POLITICS, DO NOT MENTION

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THE FOOD EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO

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RELEVANT, IT WAS RELEVANT TO THE

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HEALTH CARE CRISIS IN THE

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COUNTRY BEFORE COVID BUT EVEN

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MORE SO AFTER.

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IF YOU'RE NOT IN GOOD HEALTH TO

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BEGIN WITH, YOU CAN'T FIGHT OFF

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ANYTHING.

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>> WELL SAID.

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THINK ABOUT WHAT WE DO, OUR

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COUNTRY AND CITIES ARE SO

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DYSFUNCTIONAL, WE CREATE OUR

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CRISES.

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HOW DO YOU HAVE A DEPARTMENT OF

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HEALTH AND MENTAL HYGIENE IN

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NEW YORK TO SPEND MILLIONS OF

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DOLLARS TO FIGHT CHILDHOOD

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OBESITY, DIABETES, AND ASTHMA

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YET EVERY DAY WE SERVE OUR

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BABIES 960,000 MEALS IN THE

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DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND

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THOSE MILLS COST WHAT --

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CHILDHOOD DIABETES AND ASTHMA.

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YOU GO IN THE HOSPITAL THEY GIVE

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YOU THE FOOD THAT AGGRAVATES

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YOUR DIABETES.

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PRISONS ARE FED FOOD THAT CAUSE

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CHRONIC DISEASE.

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WE FEED OUR CRISES IN AMERICA.

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SOMEONE NEEDS TO WAKE UP AND SAY

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LET'S STOP THIS SILLINESS AND

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FINALLY START TO GO UPSTREAM ON

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HEALTH CARE, ON CRIME, ON

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EDUCATION.

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DO YOU KNOW IN NEW YORK 80% OF

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THE PRISONERS IN RIKERS ISLAND

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DON'T HAVE A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA

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OR EQUIVALENCY DIPLOMA, IF YOU

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DON'T EDUCATE, YOU'RE GOING TO

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INCARCERATE.

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IF WE ARE SO USED TO

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DYSFUNCTIONALITY, SOMEONE HAS TO

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SAY LET'S STOP THIS STUPIDITY

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AND BECOME THE NEW YORK AND THE

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AMERICA WE DESERVE TO BECOME.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: THIS GUY SPEAKS IN

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APPLAUSE BREAKS!

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[LAUGHTER]

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LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I THINK

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ABOUT THIS, I THINK BLACK

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POLITICIANS IN THE

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DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAVE TO LEAD US

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OUT OF THE WILDERNESS -- I FEEL

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LIKE A GUY LIKE YOU HAS YOUR

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FINGER ON THE PULSE OF WHAT THE

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VOTERS WANT SO MUCH BETTER THAN

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THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW TWITTER

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AND THE WHITE POLITICIANS IN THE

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PARTY ARE SO AFRAID OF BEING

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CALLED INSUFFICIENTLY --

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ANTIRACIST.

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WHICH IS OF COURSE NOT SOMETHING

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THEY CAN LEVEL AT YOU, YOU ARE

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FREE TO SPEAK COMMON SENSE.

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IF YOU ARE FREE TO SPEAK THESE

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WORDS YOU ARE SPEAKING TONIGHT.

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JOE BIDEN I THINK WAS SAVED BY

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THE BLACK VOTERS OF THIS COUNTRY

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THAT ARE GETTING HIM AS THE

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NOMINEE BECAUSE UP UNTIL THEN,

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IT WAS GOING TO BE PEOPLE WHO

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WERE MORE FARTHER TO THE LEFT

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AND THERE WAS A PRACTICALITY I

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THINK THAT GOES ON IN THE

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AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY THAT

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WHITE PEOPLE -- IT'S AN

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INDULGENCE TO BE IMPRACTICAL.

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IT'S THE ULTIMATE EXAMPLE OF

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WHITE PRIVILEGE.

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>> IT'S SO IMPORTANT AS WE LOOK,

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I'LL NEVER FORGET AS A ROOKIE

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POLICE OFFICER SEEING A CHILD

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WHO COMMITTED A ROBBERY, HE WAS

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ARRESTED TWO TO MECCA THREE

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TIMES AND I SPOKE TO THAT CHILD,

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I LEARNED THAT HIS MOTHER WAS ON

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CRACK COCAINE, HIS DAD WAS IN

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JAIL, HE WAS RAISING HIMSELF

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COME OUT OF SCHOOL FOR MONTHS

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AND NO ONE DISCOVERED OR FOUND

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OUT WHAT HE NEEDED, WE HAVE TO

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UNDERSTAND WE JUST DESERVE SO

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MUCH BETTER AND I DON'T WANT

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NEW YORKERS TO SURRENDER.

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I BELIEVE WE JUST HAVE TO

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BELIEVE AGAIN IN WHO WE ARE AND

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WE WILL SEE HOW WE CAN TURN

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AROUND THIS CITY, WE DON'T HAVE

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TO DEFINE OURSELVES BY

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3-YEAR-OLDS BEING SHOT IN

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TIMES SQUARE, WE DON'T HAVE TO

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DEFINE OURSELVES ABOUT DIVIDING

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OURSELVES ON ETHNICITY.

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I HAD THIS DIVERSE GROUP OF

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EVERY DAY, BLUE COLOR I LIKE TO

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SAY NEW YORKERS OF ALL DIFFERENT

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ETHNIC GROUPS THAT STATED THIS

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IS A COMMON SENSE PERSON THAT'S

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GOING TO SHOW HOW GOVERNMENT

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MUST WORK AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE

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AND THE STOP BETRAYING THE

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PEOPLE OF THIS CITY.

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>> Bill: YOU WERE ENDORSED BY

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GEORGE FLOYD'S BROTHER, RIGHT?

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HOW DO WE CONVINCE SO MANY

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PEOPLE I WOULD SAY ON THE FAR

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LEFT THAT EVERY COP IN AMERICA

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ISN'T THE ONE WHO DID THE

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ATROCITY TO GEORGE FLOYD.

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WE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE POLICE

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COME AS YOU WELL KNOW FROM YOUR

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PUBLIC SERVICE.

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>> Bill: THAT'S A GREAT

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QUESTION, HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.

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I WAS ENDORSED BY GEORGE FLOYD'S

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BROTHER BUT ALSO THE FIRST

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CHINESE-AMERICAN OFFICER

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ASSASSINATED IN THE CITY OF

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NEW YORK.

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YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED THERE?

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I WAS ENDORSED BY SOMEONE WHO

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LOST A FAMILY MEMBER AND A

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VICTIM OF POLICE MISCONDUCT BUT

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ENDORSED BY FAMILY MEMBERS OF

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SOMEONE WHOSE OFFICER WAS KILLED

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IN THE LINE OF DUTY.

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THAT IS WHAT WE ARE MISSING, I'M

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GOING TO BE BUILD THAT AND

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UNDERSTAND GOOD GUYS ARE LOSING

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OUR STREET TO THE BAD GUYS, THEY

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WANT US AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS

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BUT I'M ALSO GOING TO EXPECT

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MORE FROM A POLICE OFFICERS.

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YOU ARE GOING TO LIFT UP THE

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NOBILITY OF PUBLIC SAFETY --

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IT'S NOBLE TO RUN IN THE

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BUILDING WHEN SOMEONE IS

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DISCHARGING A WEAPON BUT IT'S

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NOT NOBLE TO DESTROY SOMEONE'S

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LIFE BY PUTTING YOUR KNEE ON

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THEIR NECK.

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WE AREN'T GOING TO ALLOW THOSE

518
00:18:42,866 --> 00:18:43,600
OFFICERS TO STAND IN OUR

519
00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:44,700
DEPARTMENT, I'M GOING TO HAVE

520
00:18:44,766 --> 00:18:45,900
THE FACTS OF MY OFFICERS BUT

521
00:18:45,966 --> 00:18:47,000
THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE THE FACTS

522
00:18:47,066 --> 00:18:48,733
OF THE PEOPLE OF THIS CITY THEY

523
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:53,900
HAVE SWORN TO SERVE AND PROTECT.

524
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:54,433
[APPLAUSE]

525
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,433
>> Bill: YOU'RE THE GUY WHO

526
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,133
CAN GET THAT DONE.

527
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,866
I KNOW YOU ARE A BUSY GUY THESE

528
00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,033
DAYS, I NOTICE EVERYBODY IN THE

529
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:00,800
DEMOCRATIC PARTY WANTS TO GET

530
00:19:00,866 --> 00:19:03,333
HIS PICTURE TAKEN WITH YOU NOW.

531
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,533
I APPRECIATE YOU MAKING THE TIME

532
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,900
TO COME HERE, I KNOW YOU HAVE

533
00:19:06,966 --> 00:19:08,666
NOT BEEN SHY ABOUT SAYING YOU

534
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:09,533
ARE THE FACE OF THE

535
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,233
DEMOCRATIC PARTY IN THE FUTURE,

536
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,733
I HOPE THAT COMES TO PASS --

537
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,366
GREAT TO MEET YOU.

538
00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:17,733
LET'S MEET OUR PANEL!

539
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,200
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

540
00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:19,833
♪ ♪

541
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:20,900
HE'S THE SENIOR NATIONAL

542
00:19:20,966 --> 00:19:21,766
CORRESPONDENT AT BLOOMBERG

543
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:22,700
BUSINESSWEEK AND AUTHOR OF

544
00:19:22,766 --> 00:19:23,566
"DEVIL'S BARGAIN: STEVE BANNON,

545
00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:24,433
DONALD TRUMP, AND THE STORMING

546
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,800
OF THE PRESIDENCY": JOSHUA

547
00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:29,733
GREEN.

548
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:34,233
IS BACK WITH US.

549
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:34,966
[APPLAUSE]

550
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:35,766
SHE'S THE DEMOCRATIC

551
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:36,400
CONGRESSWOMAN WHO REPRESENTS THE

552
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,000
UNITED STATES VIRGIN ISLANDS:

553
00:19:37,066 --> 00:19:39,666
REPRESENTATIVE STACEY PLASKETT.

554
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:42,600
GREAT TO MEET YOU, HOW ARE YOU

555
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:43,933
DOING?

556
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,400
[APPLAUSE]

557
00:19:47,466 --> 00:19:49,066
WE ARE A LITTLE CLOSER THAN WE

558
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:51,633
WERE BEFORE, WE SEEM TO HAVE

559
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:55,066
GONE BACKWARDS NOW, WE ARE IN

560
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:56,533
THIS PHASE 2 -- WE WERE READY

561
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,866
FOR A HOT GIRL SUMMER AND THEN

562
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,666
WE ARE BACK TO MASKS AND ALL

563
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,533
THIS STUFF AND IT'S BEING CALLED

564
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,500
THE PANDEMIC OF THE UNVACCINATED

565
00:20:04,566 --> 00:20:07,333
TO BECAUSE SOMETHING LIKE 97% OF

566
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,166
THE PEOPLE WHO WIND UP IN THE

567
00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:10,066
HOSPITAL -- IT'S PRETTY MUCH

568
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,933
OBVIOUS THIS IS WHAT'S GOING ON.

569
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,866
TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE.

570
00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:19,000
I MUST SAY THE UNVACCINATED

571
00:20:19,066 --> 00:20:23,033
ARCTIC COALITION, IT'S MOSTLY

572
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:27,833
TRUMP- -- WHO BELIEVE VACCINES

573
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:28,833
ARE A FIFTH COLUMN TO PUT A CHIP

574
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,633
IN U.S. IF WE COULD CARE ABOUT

575
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:34,300
TRACKING YOUR FAT ASS TO THE

576
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,500
PIGGLY WIGGLY.

577
00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:38,100
BUT IT'S ALSO RELIGIOUS PEOPLE

578
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:40,033
WHICH I WOULDN'T SAY IS TERRIBLY

579
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,033
MUCH MORE LOGICAL THAN THAT.

580
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:45,000
IT'S ALSO BLACK FOLKS WHO SAY

581
00:20:45,066 --> 00:20:45,966
THE WORD TUSKEGEE AND I CAN

582
00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:48,566
UNDERSTAND THAT.

583
00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:50,566
I ALWAYS SAY LET'S LIVE IN THE

584
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:52,066
YEAR WE ARE LIVING IN, WE AREN'T

585
00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:53,266
LIVING IN THAT YEAR ANYMORE BUT

586
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:58,600
I UNDERSTAND THAT FEELING.

587
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,100
>> THE ANALOGY WITH TUSKEGEE IS

588
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,266
A LITTLE STRAINED BECAUSE IN

589
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:04,966
TUSKEGEE THEY WEREN'T INFECTING

590
00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:08,300
BLACK PEOPLE, THEY WERE

591
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:13,833
UTILBRUTALIZING THEM, IT'S REALY

592
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:16,133
SHOCKING AND TROUBLING THE

593
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:16,933
AMOUNT OF YOUNG PEOPLE OF COLOR

594
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,866
WHO HAVE BEEN TARGETED BY

595
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,066
SOCIAL MEDIA AND MISINFORMATION

596
00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:24,466
TO ENSURE IN SOME WAYS THAT

597
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,600
PEOPLE DO NOT GET VACCINATED.

598
00:21:26,666 --> 00:21:28,033
IT FEELS TO ME AN ASSAULT ON US

599
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,466
TO NOT GET VACCINATED, ONCE

600
00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:32,733
AGAIN SOCIAL MEDIA IS REALLY

601
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,800
TARGETING BLACK PEOPLE SO THAT

602
00:21:34,866 --> 00:21:36,866
WE DO NOT GET TO THIS VACCINE

603
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:38,300
AND THEREFORE BECOME VULNERABLE

604
00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:40,500
TO THIS VIRUS, THAT IS VERY

605
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,033
FRIGHTENING.

606
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:46,466
>> I THINK YOU CAN BREAK THE

607
00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:47,100
UNVACCINATED POPULATION DOWN

608
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:50,066
INTO TWO GROUPS, I THINK VACCINE

609
00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:51,466
HESITANT TO HAVE BEEN VICTIMIZED

610
00:21:51,533 --> 00:21:52,833
BY THIS INFORMATION, A LOT OF

611
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:53,966
SURVEY RESEARCH SHOWS BLACK

612
00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:56,800
PEOPLE AND LATINOS, MINORITIES,

613
00:21:56,866 --> 00:21:59,533
YOUNG PEOPLE AND Y TO HAVE THE

614
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,366
HARD-CORE ANTI-VAX RESISTERS WHO

615
00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:04,900
SEE IT AS A WAY TO SIGNAL THEIR

616
00:22:04,966 --> 00:22:07,033
REPUBLICAN AFFILIATION, TO FLEX

617
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:07,833
FOR TRUMP.

618
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:10,666
I THINK THAT FIRST GROUP IS

619
00:22:10,733 --> 00:22:11,300
REACHABLE AND THERE IS SOME

620
00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:14,266
EVIDENCE WITH A SPIKE OF THE

621
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,666
DELTA VARIANT THERE'S A LITTLE

622
00:22:15,733 --> 00:22:16,933
MORE WILLINGNESS TO MOVE ON THAT

623
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,300
BUT THE BIGGER PROBLEM I THINK

624
00:22:18,366 --> 00:22:20,466
WITH PEOPLE WHO AREN'T GETTING

625
00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:21,400
VACCINATED, WON'T GET

626
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:24,300
VACCINATED -- I THINK IT'S A

627
00:22:24,366 --> 00:22:26,233
HOWARD BEALE MOMENT IN THE LAST

628
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:27,366
WEEK OR SO WHERE VACCINATED

629
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,500
AMERICA HAD SAID ENOUGH, THE

630
00:22:29,566 --> 00:22:30,300
ONUS IS ON YOU -- IT'S TIME FOR

631
00:22:30,366 --> 00:22:33,333
UNVACCINATED PEOPLE TO BEAR A

632
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:37,566
BURDEN IN THIS PANDEMIC.

633
00:22:37,633 --> 00:22:38,666
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

634
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:39,400
>> Bill: I WOULD LIKE TO ADD

635
00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:42,166
ONE MORE TO THIS GROUP OF THE

636
00:22:42,233 --> 00:22:45,233
COALITION OF THE UNVACCINATED --

637
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:46,666
WE DON'T DESERVE TO LUMP THEM

638
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,300
ALL IN WITH THE PEOPLE WHO ARE

639
00:22:49,366 --> 00:22:51,033
WORRIED ABOUT THE CHIP FROM

640
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:53,700
BILL GATES -- THAT'S JUST

641
00:22:53,766 --> 00:22:53,933
MENTAL.

642
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,566
THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WHO I

643
00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:59,666
WOULD CALL HEALTH NUTS SPIRIT OF

644
00:22:59,733 --> 00:23:02,266
LEFT WING?

645
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:07,100
>> ANTI-VAX.

646
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:09,366
>> Bill: I'VE BEEN CALLED IT,

647
00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:10,266
THERE ARE SOME PATHOGENS I WOULD

648
00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:12,400
FIGHT YOU FOR THE VACCINE.

649
00:23:12,466 --> 00:23:15,233
WE ARE NOT ALL THE SAME IN

650
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,033
MEDICINE AND I DON'T THINK YOU

651
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:19,033
SHOULD LUMP THOSE PEOPLE IN WHO

652
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,000
JUST WANT TO LIVE A SUPER

653
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,333
HEALTHY LIFE AND HAVE THEIR

654
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,666
IMMUNE SYSTEM TAKE CARE OF

655
00:23:23,733 --> 00:23:25,533
CERTAIN THINGS.

656
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,833
NOW WE ARE IN THIS SITUATION WE

657
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,700
ARE IN, WHAT IS THE LONG-TERM

658
00:23:29,766 --> 00:23:29,966
PROGNOSIS?

659
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,500
ARE WE GOING TO BE DOOMED

660
00:23:31,566 --> 00:23:36,733
FOREVER TO LIVE IN VARYING

661
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,100
PERIODS OF ANXIETY WHERE IT GOES

662
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:38,733
AWAY FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS WE

663
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,100
GET A BREAK AND IT GOES BACK TO

664
00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:40,700
THIS?

665
00:23:40,766 --> 00:23:42,566
I'VE HEARD PEOPLE SAY LOOK AT

666
00:23:42,633 --> 00:23:44,400
ASIAN COUNTRIES, THEY HAVE BEEN

667
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,033
WEARING MASKS, YOU SEE THEM ALL

668
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:46,933
THE TIME EVERYONE IS WEARING

669
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,766
MASKS AND I NEVER SEE THEM

670
00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:51,033
SMILING.

671
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,266
I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A MASK

672
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:54,466
FOREVER AND IT'S NOT HEALTHY TO

673
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:59,666
WEAR A MASK AND BREATHE YOUR OWN

674
00:23:59,733 --> 00:24:00,300
SHITTY --

675
00:24:00,366 --> 00:24:02,133
>> I THINK IT DEPENDS ON HOW WE

676
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,933
AS A GOVERNMENT REACT TO THIS

677
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:09,033
NEW SPIKE IN COVID.

678
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:09,566
BIDEN BEGRUDGINGLY TIPTOED

679
00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:11,266
TOWARD MAKING PEOPLE GET

680
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:12,366
VACCINATED, FEDERAL WORKERS.

681
00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:15,266
HE HASN'T IMPOSED THE MANDATE

682
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,800
BUT THERE IS MOVEMENT TOWARD THE

683
00:24:17,866 --> 00:24:19,300
IDEA THAT IN ORDER FOR THE GOOD

684
00:24:19,366 --> 00:24:22,566
OF THE COUNTRY AT LARGE, A LOT

685
00:24:22,633 --> 00:24:23,766
OF PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T GOTTEN

686
00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:26,166
VACCINATED NEED TO GET THEIR ACT

687
00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:27,366
TOGETHER EITHER THROUGH STICK OR

688
00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:28,633
CARROT, TAKE THE VACCINE TO STOP

689
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:31,033
THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS AND IF

690
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:31,600
THAT MEANS BANNING THEM FROM

691
00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:33,800
AIRLINE FLIGHTS IF THEY DON'T

692
00:24:33,866 --> 00:24:34,033
HAVE --

693
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,633
>> Bill: THAT'S HAPPENING, AND

694
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:37,833
THAT WILL ENCOURAGE LET MORE

695
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:38,833
PEOPLE TO DO IT BECAUSE I'VE

696
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:41,333
ALREADY BEEN INVITED TO PARTIES

697
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,200
WHERE YOU COULDN'T BE VACCINATE

698
00:24:44,266 --> 00:24:44,533
VACCINATED --

699
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,000
>> WHERE YOU COULDN'T BE?

700
00:24:46,066 --> 00:24:47,833
>> Bill: WHERE YOU HAD TO BE

701
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:48,666
VACCINATED.

702
00:24:48,733 --> 00:24:49,600
IT'S GOING TO BE EVERYWHERE,

703
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:51,000
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS TELL

704
00:24:51,066 --> 00:24:52,066
PEOPLE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET IT

705
00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:54,300
BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE

706
00:24:54,366 --> 00:24:54,866
EVERYWHERE.

707
00:24:54,933 --> 00:24:56,666
>> I THINK FOR THE GROUP YOU'RE

708
00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:58,666
TALKING ABOUT, BLACK PEOPLE,

709
00:24:58,733 --> 00:24:59,733
AFRICAN-AMERICANS, PEOPLE OF

710
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,400
COLOR, THOSE ARE PEOPLE WHO FOR

711
00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:02,633
HEALTH DISPARITY REASONS ARE

712
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,100
JUST NOT COMFORTABLE WITH

713
00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:04,966
GOVERNMENT, DON'T FEEL

714
00:25:05,033 --> 00:25:07,233
GOVERNMENT IS THERE FOR THEM.

715
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:07,866
FOR THE GOVERNMENT TELLING THEM

716
00:25:07,933 --> 00:25:13,400
THAT TO BE VACCINATED -- BUT I

717
00:25:13,466 --> 00:25:15,200
THINK THE CONTINUED

718
00:25:15,266 --> 00:25:16,100
COMMUNICATION AND SEEING

719
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,233
GOVERNMENT IS THERE TO SUPPORT

720
00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:19,433
YOU WILL CAUSE MANY OF THOSE

721
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,066
INDIVIDUALS.

722
00:25:20,133 --> 00:25:20,866
>> Bill: THERE ARE GOOD

723
00:25:20,933 --> 00:25:22,200
REASONS NOT TO TRUST THE

724
00:25:22,266 --> 00:25:22,733
GOVERNMENT OR THE MEDICAL

725
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,766
COMMUNITY BASED ON HISTORY.

726
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,500
I'M SAYING GET TO THE VACCINE,

727
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:27,900
I'M ALL FOR IT, I WANT TO GET

728
00:25:27,966 --> 00:25:32,800
BACK TO LIFE AS NORMAL.

729
00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:35,266
>> B>> YOU WANT YOUR HOT SUMMER.

730
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,266
>> Bill: I WANT MY HOT

731
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:37,333
SUMMER -- IT'S A LITTLE TOO HOT

732
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,733
OUT HERE.

733
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,233
IN GENERAL, YES, ESPECIALLY

734
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,133
BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE IN THIS

735
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:43,800
COUNTRY AS THE FUTURE MIRROR WAS

736
00:25:43,866 --> 00:25:46,066
JUST SAYING ARE NOT IN GOOD

737
00:25:46,133 --> 00:25:47,000
SHAPE AND I WOULD VERY MUCH

738
00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:48,466
ENCOURAGE ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE

739
00:25:48,533 --> 00:25:50,200
NOT IN REALLY GREAT SHAPE, GET

740
00:25:50,266 --> 00:25:50,766
THE VACCINE.

741
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:51,400
CHRIS CHRISTIE SHOULD GET IT

742
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:56,733
EVERY WEEK.

743
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,833
[LAUGHTER]

744
00:25:58,900 --> 00:25:59,300
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

745
00:25:59,366 --> 00:26:00,666
>> WHAT WE NEED FROM MINORITY

746
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,100
COMMUNITIES IF THEY DON'T TRUST

747
00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:02,733
THE GOVERNMENT ARE AMBASSADORS

748
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,600
WHO WILL LISTEN TO THEM WHICH IS

749
00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:09,033
WHY ONE IDEA I'M KIND OF BULLISH

750
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:12,666
ON, PAY TRUMP FOR ALL THE NEW

751
00:26:12,733 --> 00:26:16,433
PEOPLE WHO GET VACCINATED, PAY

752
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:17,100
TRUMP $100 FOR EVERY NEW PERSON

753
00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:19,100
WHO GETS VACCINATED, YOU WOULD

754
00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:19,733
HAVE VACCINATION RATES SPIKE, HE

755
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:20,900
WOULD RAISE A LOT OF MONEY FOR

756
00:26:20,966 --> 00:26:23,600
HIS LEGAL DEFENSE, IT WOULD WORK

757
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:24,033
OUT FOR EVERYBODY.

758
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:26,633
>> Bill: THEY BELIEVE HE

759
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:27,100
INVENTED THE VACCINE.

760
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:29,266
>> HE CAN MAKE A LEGITIMATE

761
00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:30,633
CLAIM THAT MY ADMINISTRATION

762
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:31,466
OVERSAW THE PRODUCTION OF THIS

763
00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:34,166
VACCINE, HE COULD'VE CALLED THE

764
00:26:34,233 --> 00:26:36,566
TRUMP VACCINE -- HE IS NOT

765
00:26:36,633 --> 00:26:38,733
ANTI-VACCINE, HE'S JUST

766
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,600
DISINTERESTED.

767
00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:43,666
>> Bill: SPEAKING OF HIM, IT'S

768
00:26:43,733 --> 00:26:45,133
GOING TO BE AN EXCITING MONTH

769
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,466
BECAUSE APPARENTLY THIS IS WHERE

770
00:26:46,533 --> 00:26:48,866
HE'S GOING TO BE REINSTATED.

771
00:26:48,933 --> 00:26:50,733
HE KEEPS USING THIS TERM AND THE

772
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,333
LAST POLL I SAW FROM LATE JUNE,

773
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:58,200
51% OF REPUBLICANS THINK THE

774
00:26:58,266 --> 00:27:00,833
AUDITS -- WHATEVER THAT IS, THE

775
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:03,266
AUDITS THEY HAVE BEEN DOING OF

776
00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:04,500
THE 2020 ELECTION -- HERE WE ARE

777
00:27:04,566 --> 00:27:09,033
IN AUGUST 2021, THAT WILL CHANGE

778
00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:11,000
THINGS.

779
00:27:11,066 --> 00:27:12,666
REINSTATEMENT, NOT A THING IN A

780
00:27:12,733 --> 00:27:12,933
DEMOCRACY!

781
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:18,500
WE DON'T REINSTATE THE MONARCH.

782
00:27:18,566 --> 00:27:18,766
[LAUGHTER]

783
00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:19,066
[APPLAUSE]

784
00:27:19,133 --> 00:27:21,266
IT WAS IN THE NEWS TODAY, IN THE

785
00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:22,666
NOTES OF THE LAST ACTING

786
00:27:22,733 --> 00:27:24,866
ATTORNEY GENERAL THIS IS NEAR

787
00:27:24,933 --> 00:27:27,033
THE END, TRUMP SAYS "JUST SAY

788
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,266
THE ELECTION WAS CORRUPT, LEAVE

789
00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:31,166
THE REST TO ME."

790
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:31,900
DOES HE EVER NOT SOUND LIKE A

791
00:27:31,966 --> 00:27:33,800
MOB BOSS?

792
00:27:33,866 --> 00:27:35,333
LEAVE THE REST TO ME, I'LL VISIT

793
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:44,366
HIM WITH LOO -- WE HAVE HEARD

794
00:27:44,433 --> 00:27:45,333
TESTIMONY FROM CAPITOL POLICE,

795
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:50,033
140 OF THEM HAVE BEEN INJURED.

796
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:52,066
I FEEL LIKE DEMOCRATS LOOK AT

797
00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:53,266
THIS AND WOULD LIKE REPUBLICANS

798
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:56,233
CAN'T DENY THIS NOW, IT'S ON

799
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,866
TAPE!

800
00:27:57,933 --> 00:27:59,400
OF COURSE, JOE BIDEN LIVES IN

801
00:27:59,466 --> 00:28:02,133
THIS FRANK CAPRA FEVER DREAM FOR

802
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,666
PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE

803
00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:04,300
AISLE, MY GOOD FRIENDS AND THEY

804
00:28:04,366 --> 00:28:08,333
ARE GOING TO SEE THE LIGHT -- WE

805
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,000
ARE NEVER GOING BACK TO THAT OR

806
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:12,433
AT LEAST NOT ANYTIME I CAN

807
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,066
FORESEE IN THE FUTURE, IT

808
00:28:14,133 --> 00:28:15,866
DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE EVIDENCE

809
00:28:15,933 --> 00:28:16,033
IS.

810
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:18,833
THERE ARE TWO SIDES AND THEY ARE

811
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:20,400
NOW ON THE SIDE THAT THE COPS

812
00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:21,266
COPS ARE THE BAD GUYS.

813
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,566
IT DOESN'T MATTER!

814
00:28:23,633 --> 00:28:29,500
YOU SAY X, THEY SAY Y.

815
00:28:29,566 --> 00:28:31,933
>> I DON'T THINK THE PURPOSE OF

816
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,533
THE SELECT COMMITTEE IS TO GET

817
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,700
THE REPUBLICANS TO AGREE OR TO

818
00:28:33,766 --> 00:28:37,300
STAY WITH THE TRUTH WAS.

819
00:28:37,366 --> 00:28:38,566
I THINK THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL

820
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:39,933
DID THAT COME I THINK AMERICANS

821
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,900
UNDERSTOOD WHAT HAPPENED IN THE

822
00:28:41,966 --> 00:28:42,400
TRIAL.

823
00:28:42,466 --> 00:28:44,800
I THINK THE PURPOSE, WHAT WE

824
00:28:44,866 --> 00:28:46,333
HAVE HERE IS REMEMBER FIRST THE

825
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,366
DEMOCRATS -- WE DEMOCRATS WANTED

826
00:28:50,433 --> 00:28:51,466
TO BRING AN INDEPENDENT

827
00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:53,000
BIPARTISAN COMMISSION AND THERE

828
00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:54,533
WERE 35 REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE

829
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:58,433
WHO AGREED TO THAT COMMISSION.

830
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,600
BUT FOR MITCH McCONNELL AND

831
00:29:00,666 --> 00:29:02,833
KEVIN McCARTHY, THEY BASICALLY

832
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,200
PLAYED THEMSELVES BY NOT

833
00:29:04,266 --> 00:29:05,166
AGREEING TO THAT BECAUSE NOW

834
00:29:05,233 --> 00:29:06,300
THEY ARE GOING TO GET WHAT WE

835
00:29:06,366 --> 00:29:09,533
GIVE THEM AS DEMOCRATS AND WE

836
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,766
ARE GOING TO DO THE WORK THAT IS

837
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:15,733
NECESSARY, NOT NECESSARILY TO

838
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,466
EXPOSE THE TRUTH BUT ALSO TO

839
00:29:17,533 --> 00:29:19,833
ENSURE THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN

840
00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:20,100
AGAIN.

841
00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:26,566
[APPLAUSE]

842
00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:27,166
MY COLLEAGUE STEPHANIE MURPHY

843
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:31,433
WHO SITS ON THE COMMISSION FLED

844
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,066
VIETNAM AS IT FELL AND ONE OF

845
00:29:33,133 --> 00:29:34,266
THE THINGS SHE TALKS ABOUT IS

846
00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:37,733
THAT AN ATTEMPTED COUP IS

847
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,133
USUALLY THE BEGINNING OF A

848
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,233
SUCCESSFUL COUP.

849
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:43,700
WE AS AMERICANS NEED TO ENSURE

850
00:29:43,766 --> 00:29:45,233
WE SAFEGUARD OUR DEMOCRACY BY

851
00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:46,633
HAVING THIS SELECT COMMITTEE

852
00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:47,500
WHICH IS NOT ONLY GOING TO

853
00:29:47,566 --> 00:29:49,833
EXPOSE THE TRUTH BUT TO MAKE THE

854
00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:53,800
NECESSARY STEPS WHETHER IT'S IN

855
00:29:53,866 --> 00:29:54,533
OUR SECURITY, WHETHER IT'S IN

856
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,966
SHORING UP WHATEVER IT IS THAT

857
00:29:56,033 --> 00:29:59,166
HAS HAPPENED IN SOCIAL MEDIA

858
00:29:59,233 --> 00:30:00,833
THAT GOT US TO THE POINT WHERE

859
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:03,200
WE WERE ON JANUARY 6TH.

860
00:30:03,266 --> 00:30:05,533
>> NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT

861
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,333
PERSUADING REPUBLICANS.

862
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,666
AS A REPORTER, I'M STUNNED THAT

863
00:30:07,733 --> 00:30:10,266
EVERYTHING I WRITE ABOUT, GO ON

864
00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:12,000
TV, TALK TO PEOPLE -- IS THAT

865
00:30:12,066 --> 00:30:14,100
GOING TO CONVINCE REPUBLICAN

866
00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:14,333
VOTERS?

867
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,266
CONGRESS HAS TWO JOBS, TO PASS

868
00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:18,466
LAWS AND CONDUCT OVERSIGHT.

869
00:30:18,533 --> 00:30:20,100
THERE IS VALUE INDEPENDENT OF

870
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,500
WHETHER OR NOT IT'S GOING TO

871
00:30:21,566 --> 00:30:24,566
PERSUADE TRUMP REPUBLICANS FOR

872
00:30:24,633 --> 00:30:25,733
HAVING TRANSPARENCY, HAVING THIS

873
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,833
KIND OF TESTIMONY, LETTING THE

874
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:29,066
AMERICAN PEOPLE LEARN WHAT

875
00:30:29,133 --> 00:30:31,500
ACTUALLY HAPPENED, WHO DID IT

876
00:30:31,566 --> 00:30:32,133
AND WHO IS SUPPORTING THE PEOPLE

877
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,400
THAT DID IT NOW.

878
00:30:35,466 --> 00:30:36,833
EVEN IF THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE

879
00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:37,666
OUTCOME OF NEXT YEAR'S ELECTION

880
00:30:37,733 --> 00:30:42,866
AND I STILL THINK IT MIGHT.

881
00:30:42,933 --> 00:30:45,066
>> Bill: WHEN I HEAR THAT

882
00:30:45,133 --> 00:30:47,266
DATE, JANUARY 6TH, TO ME IT

883
00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:49,333
FALLS RIGHT IN LINE WITH

884
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:53,333
DECEMBER 7TH, SEPTEMBER 11TH,

885
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,466
NOVEMBER 22ND, DATES -- YOU

886
00:30:55,533 --> 00:30:57,800
DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME OR A

887
00:30:57,866 --> 00:30:58,466
SOPHISTICATED AUDIENCE, YOU

888
00:30:58,533 --> 00:31:00,033
DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT, WE

889
00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:01,166
KNOW WHAT THOSE NUMBERS MEAN.

890
00:31:01,233 --> 00:31:03,000
I DON'T THINK HALF THE COUNTRY

891
00:31:03,066 --> 00:31:03,966
SEES IT THAT WAY.

892
00:31:04,033 --> 00:31:05,233
I DON'T THINK THEY SEE

893
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:06,600
JANUARY 6TH AS THAT KIND OF DATE

894
00:31:06,666 --> 00:31:10,500
WHERE I DO NOW, I PUT THEM

895
00:31:10,566 --> 00:31:11,600
TOGETHER, A DARK, HORRIBLE DAY

896
00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:13,400
IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

897
00:31:13,466 --> 00:31:16,833
>> YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO

898
00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:18,466
CONVINCE THE HARD-CORE FOX NEWS,

899
00:31:18,533 --> 00:31:22,133
NEWSMAX TRUMP RIGHT THAT JANUARR

900
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,066
THAN SOME PLOT BY NANCY PELOSI

901
00:31:23,133 --> 00:31:26,033
TO DO THIS OR THAT.

902
00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:28,333
IF YOU DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE

903
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,600
POLITICAL EFFECTS, THE LESS TWO

904
00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:31,866
ELECTIONS HAVE BEEN DECIDED BY

905
00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:32,666
SUBURBAN VOTERS.

906
00:31:32,733 --> 00:31:34,700
THE NEXT ONE IS PROBABLY GOING

907
00:31:34,766 --> 00:31:35,366
TO BE TOO.

908
00:31:35,433 --> 00:31:37,666
TRUMP IS NOT ON THE TICKET

909
00:31:37,733 --> 00:31:38,200
ANYMORE TO DRAW THEM OUT.

910
00:31:38,266 --> 00:31:40,066
IF THEY ARE SITTING AT HOME

911
00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:41,633
LISTENING OF TESTIMONY FROM

912
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:42,533
THESE OFFICERS AND HEARING WHAT

913
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,666
HAPPENED, SOME OF THEM, NOT ALL

914
00:31:43,733 --> 00:31:45,866
OF THEM BUT A FEW OF THEM HAVE

915
00:31:45,933 --> 00:31:46,900
TO ASK THEMSELVES ARE THESE THE

916
00:31:46,966 --> 00:31:48,566
PEOPLE I WANT TO PUT IN CHARGE

917
00:31:48,633 --> 00:31:51,400
OF THE GOVERNMENT NEXT YEAR?

918
00:31:51,466 --> 00:31:53,066
>> Bill: I DON'T KNOW.

919
00:31:53,133 --> 00:31:55,866
>> TEXAS JUST HAD A SPECIAL

920
00:31:55,933 --> 00:31:56,866
ELECTION, THE INDIVIDUAL THAT

921
00:31:56,933 --> 00:31:58,300
TRUMP SUPPORTED WAS NOT THE

922
00:31:58,366 --> 00:32:00,033
WINNER OF THAT ELECTION, HE DID

923
00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:01,100
ROBOCALLS, HE DID EVERYTHING TO

924
00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:04,566
TRY AND BRING THIS PERSON INTO

925
00:32:04,633 --> 00:32:06,000
WASHINGTON.

926
00:32:06,066 --> 00:32:07,666
TEXAS WHICH IS STILL A RED STATE

927
00:32:07,733 --> 00:32:10,133
AS MUCH AS WE WOULD LIKE TO TURN

928
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,166
IT BLUE REJECTED TRUMP,

929
00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:13,300
BASICALLY IN THAT SPECIAL

930
00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:14,100
ELECTION.

931
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,133
I THINK THE THINGS WE ARE DOING

932
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,300
IN WASHINGTON, THE PARALLEL

933
00:32:19,366 --> 00:32:21,033
TRACK OF OVERSIGHT, HAVING THIS

934
00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:22,466
SELECT COMMITTEE ON JANUARY 6TH

935
00:32:22,533 --> 00:32:24,400
WHILE AT THE SAME TIME DOING

936
00:32:24,466 --> 00:32:25,500
THINGS LIKE THE INFRASTRUCTURE

937
00:32:25,566 --> 00:32:27,900
BILL, THE AMERICAN JOBS PLAN,

938
00:32:27,966 --> 00:32:29,466
ARE GOING TO BE THE THINGS THAT

939
00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:32,400
KEEP THIS COUNTRY ON THE RIGHT

940
00:32:32,466 --> 00:32:32,700
TRACK.

941
00:32:32,766 --> 00:32:33,733
>> Bill: WE NOTICE FOR SOME

942
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:34,900
REASON THAT PEOPLE IN THIS

943
00:32:34,966 --> 00:32:39,133
COUNTRY ARE STARTING TO DO I

944
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,466
THOUGHT YEARS AGO, PETS

945
00:32:41,533 --> 00:32:41,866
CONFESSION SIGNS?

946
00:32:41,933 --> 00:32:43,566
THEY MADE A BIG COMEBACK.

947
00:32:43,633 --> 00:32:45,366
LOOK AT THIS.

948
00:32:45,433 --> 00:32:46,100
"I RAN AWAY &

949
00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:46,700
PARTIED ALL NIGHT.

950
00:32:46,766 --> 00:32:47,933
NOW I'M PREGNANT!"

951
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,266
AND "I ATE THE TOILET PAPER

952
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:54,900
DURING A PANDEMIC!"

953
00:32:54,966 --> 00:32:56,033
[LAUGHTER]

954
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,533
OF COURSE ANYTHING IN AMERICA

955
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,400
BECOMES TRENDY, NOW THE

956
00:32:58,466 --> 00:32:59,433
CELEBRITIES ARE DOING IT, WOULD

957
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,500
YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME OF THE

958
00:33:01,566 --> 00:33:01,766
THINGS --

959
00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:05,400
I KNEW YOU WOULD DO.

960
00:33:05,466 --> 00:33:06,133
GWYNETH PALTROW: MY VAGINA

961
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:06,933
DOESN'T REALLY SMELL LIKE THAT

962
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:12,033
CANDLE.

963
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:12,600
[LAUGHTER]

964
00:33:12,666 --> 00:33:13,266
BILL GATES: I'VE GOT 4 BILLION

965
00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:14,166
IN MY SOCK DRAWER SHE DOESN'T

966
00:33:14,233 --> 00:33:17,333
KNOW ABOUT.

967
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:17,600
[LAUGHTER]

968
00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:18,233
KANYE WEST: I WOULD KILL FOR

969
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:19,133
SOME STRUCTURE FROM BRITNEY

970
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:26,733
SPEARS' DAD.

971
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,133
[LAUGHTER]

972
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:27,766
CAITLYN JENNER: SOMETIMES I MISS

973
00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:28,033
[APPLAUSE]

974
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:33,300
MORNING WOOD.

975
00:33:33,366 --> 00:33:34,066
[LAUGHTER]

976
00:33:34,133 --> 00:33:34,766
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: I'M TIRED

977
00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:35,933
OF EXPLAINING SHIT TO YOU

978
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,600
MORONS.

979
00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:42,266
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

980
00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:42,833
GAVIN NEWSOM: MY HAIR EMITS

981
00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:43,966
PHEROMONES THAT MAKE YOUR WIFE

982
00:33:44,033 --> 00:33:48,700
HORNY.

983
00:33:48,766 --> 00:33:50,933
[LAUGHTER]

984
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:51,366
THAT'S TRUE.

985
00:33:51,433 --> 00:33:52,366
JEFF BEZOS: I LET RICHARD

986
00:33:52,433 --> 00:33:53,366
BRANSON GO TO SPACE FIRST JUST

987
00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:59,500
TO MAKE SURE THIS SHIT WORKED.

988
00:33:59,566 --> 00:34:02,466
AND OF COURSE.

989
00:34:02,533 --> 00:34:03,266
TRUMP: I KNOW DAMN WELL THAT I

990
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:08,466
LOST THE ELECTION.

991
00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:12,066
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

992
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:13,666
IN A WEEK WHERE THERE WERE A LOT

993
00:34:13,733 --> 00:34:15,966
OF THINGS AND FORTUNATELY BE

994
00:34:16,033 --> 00:34:17,266
DEPRESSED ABOUT.

995
00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:20,233
COVID COMING BACK, THE FIRES OUT

996
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:21,466
HERE, THE CAPITOL POLICE STORY,

997
00:34:21,533 --> 00:34:25,133
ME HAVING TO WEAR GLASSES, I

998
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,000
MUST SAY THE AWARD FOR LOWEST,

999
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,133
VILEST WAS THE CONSERVATIVES WHO

1000
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,133
WENT AFTER SIMONE BILES.

1001
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,766
THIS PISSED ME OFF IN A WAY --

1002
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:37,000
LET ME READ SOME OF THESE RIGHT

1003
00:34:37,066 --> 00:34:38,433
WING -- CHARLIE KIRK, I KNOW WHO

1004
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,700
THAT IS CALLED HER SHE'S ASHAMED

1005
00:34:40,766 --> 00:34:46,466
OF THE COUNTRY, THE TEXAS DEPUTY

1006
00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:47,800
ATTORNEY GENERAL RIGHTS NATIONAL

1007
00:34:47,866 --> 00:34:48,400
EMBARRASSMENT, SOME OTHER ACYL

1008
00:34:48,466 --> 00:34:51,000
S-11 NEVER HEARD OF GETS QUOTED

1009
00:34:51,066 --> 00:34:53,266
BY PEOPLE I HAVE HEARD OF CALLED

1010
00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:57,400
HER A QUITTER.

1011
00:34:57,466 --> 00:34:58,833
PIERS MORGAN RETURNING TO HIS

1012
00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:01,566
MORE NATURAL REALM OF BEING A

1013
00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:05,033
HUGE DICK, SAID THERE'S NOTHING

1014
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:07,733
HEROIC OR BRAVE ABOUT QUITTING.

1015
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,400
BUCK SEXTON, THIS FEELS LIKE THE

1016
00:35:10,466 --> 00:35:11,000
ANTITHESIS OF WHAT AN ELITE

1017
00:35:11,066 --> 00:35:15,600
ATHLETE WOULD DO, WITH THE

1018
00:35:15,666 --> 00:35:16,100
ATHLETE CREDO WOULD BE.

1019
00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:18,666
WE'VE HAD HIM ON THE SHOW.

1020
00:35:18,733 --> 00:35:20,600
HE SEEMED LIKE A NORMAL, NICE

1021
00:35:20,666 --> 00:35:20,766
GUY.

1022
00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:22,766
UNLESS YOU ACT LIKE A NORMAL,

1023
00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:25,866
NICE GUY, YOU ARE IN THE ASSHOLE

1024
00:35:25,933 --> 00:35:28,366
DIVISION.

1025
00:35:28,433 --> 00:35:29,033
[LAUGHTER]

1026
00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:29,933
I WANT TO REITERATE WHAT I SAID

1027
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,366
IN THE MONOLOGUE, THIS WAS NOTA

1028
00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:34,766
CHOICE.

1029
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,500
WE RAN THIS POOR GIRL, THIS

1030
00:35:36,566 --> 00:35:41,233
AMAZING MACHINE, UNTIL WE NOT

1031
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:42,866
PERMANENTLY BUT TEMPORARILY JUST

1032
00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:43,133
BROKE IT.

1033
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:43,966
THESE ARMCHAIR QUARTERBACKS

1034
00:35:44,033 --> 00:35:46,700
SITTING THERE, WITH FUCKING

1035
00:35:46,766 --> 00:35:48,233
CRUMBS ON THEIR SHIRT LOOKING AT

1036
00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:49,566
SOMEONE WHO TWISTS AND FLIES IN

1037
00:35:49,633 --> 00:35:50,633
THE AIR AND LANDS ON A LITTLE

1038
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:56,033
STRIP AND IT'S LIKE WHERE'S YOUR

1039
00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:56,433
MENTAL TOUGHNESS?

1040
00:35:56,500 --> 00:36:00,633
>> MY RESPONSE TO THEM AS THEY

1041
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,933
CAN KISS MY OVERWORKED BLACK

1042
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,066
WOMAN ASS.

1043
00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:10,000
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1044
00:36:10,066 --> 00:36:11,566
>> I WAS GOING TO SECOND BATH

1045
00:36:11,633 --> 00:36:13,033
BUT I GUESS I CAN'T.

1046
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:17,266
>> I SAW AN ARTICLE TODAY FROM

1047
00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:17,900
"GLAMOUR" MAGAZINE WHICH REALLY

1048
00:36:17,966 --> 00:36:21,266
WAS FASCINATING TO ME TALKING

1049
00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,433
ABOUT WHAT THIS YOUNG WOMAN HAS

1050
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,833
BEEN THROUGH IN TERMS OF

1051
00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:29,200
OVERCOMING SCANDAL THAT OCCURRED

1052
00:36:29,266 --> 00:36:30,266
IN GYMNASTICS, HAVING THE KIND

1053
00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:32,233
OF PRESSURE ON HER, BEING THE

1054
00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:34,633
BEST GYMNAST THAT HAS EVER BEEN

1055
00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:39,333
IN THIS FIELD.

1056
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,066
SHE NEEDS THE OPPORTUNITY IF SHE

1057
00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:42,433
WANTS TO REST AND THEY WERE

1058
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,666
DISCUSSING THE FACT THAT

1059
00:36:43,733 --> 00:36:45,200
HISTORICALLY, CULTURALLY, BLACK

1060
00:36:45,266 --> 00:36:47,200
WOMEN HAD NEVER HAD THE

1061
00:36:47,266 --> 00:36:48,066
OPPORTUNITY TO REST, TO SAY I'VE

1062
00:36:48,133 --> 00:36:52,200
HAD ENOUGH, I'M TIRED.

1063
00:36:52,266 --> 00:36:53,566
WE HELPED BUILD THIS COUNTRY,

1064
00:36:53,633 --> 00:36:57,666
SHE HAS DONE WHAT SHE CAN.

1065
00:36:57,733 --> 00:36:58,200
>> Bill: I DON'T THINK SHE

1066
00:36:58,266 --> 00:37:00,333
WANTS TO REST.

1067
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,333
>> SHE NEEDS TO MENTALLY REST.

1068
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,933
>> Bill: WE PUSHED HER TO THE

1069
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,833
ULTIMATE LIMIT, SHE SUCKED IT UP

1070
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:09,033
AS LONG AS SHE COULD DO.

1071
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,433
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE ANXIETY?

1072
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,533
HOW DO YOU EVEN SLEEP?

1073
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,000
WE KNOW NOW WHEN YOU DON'T SLEEP

1074
00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:15,533
FULLY AND I MEAN FULLY, YOU ARE

1075
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:19,900
WAY LESS THAN FULL CAPACITY.

1076
00:37:19,966 --> 00:37:21,933
HER CHOICE WOULD ALWAYS BE TO

1077
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,266
PERSEVERE.

1078
00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,266
>> THAT IS WHAT IS SO GROSS

1079
00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:25,766
ABOUT THE RIGHT WING --

1080
00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:27,366
EVERYBODY SAW THIS COMING.

1081
00:37:27,433 --> 00:37:29,166
IT'S PART OF THAT ECOSYSTEM OF

1082
00:37:29,233 --> 00:37:33,633
RIGHT WING MEETING THAT SPARKS

1083
00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:35,133
AN ANGRY COUNTER REACTION AMONG

1084
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,233
LIBERALS AND EVERYBODY STARTS

1085
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:36,866
SCREAMING AND FIGHTING AND

1086
00:37:36,933 --> 00:37:39,033
TRYING TO CANCEL EACH OTHER AND

1087
00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:40,400
WHAT THEY HAVE DONE IS

1088
00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:41,033
POLITICIZE SOMETHING THAT ISN'T

1089
00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:43,566
REMOTELY POLITICAL.

1090
00:37:43,633 --> 00:37:45,366
>> I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT IT

1091
00:37:45,433 --> 00:37:47,933
CONTINUALLY APPEARS TO BE BLACK

1092
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,833
WOMEN THAT THESE ARE GOING AFTE

1093
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:51,033
AFTER.

1094
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:56,800
NAOMI OSAKA, NOW SIMONE BILES?

1095
00:37:56,866 --> 00:37:59,500
>> Bill: OSAKA?

1096
00:37:59,566 --> 00:38:01,766
>> NAOMI OSAKA, WHEN THEY WENT

1097
00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:03,866
AFTER HER, THEY WENT AFTER HER,

1098
00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:05,366
THEY WENT UP THE SIMONE BILES,

1099
00:38:05,433 --> 00:38:07,100
TALKING ABOUT THE ATHLETE WHO

1100
00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:11,133
WAS PROTESTING, CONSERVATIVE

1101
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,266
MEDIA, THIS IS THEIR DOG

1102
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:12,833
WHISTLE.

1103
00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:14,233
THIS IS THE WAY TO GIN UP THE

1104
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:17,400
CROWD, TO GET THEIR PEOPLE

1105
00:38:17,466 --> 00:38:17,733
EXCITED.

1106
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,566
WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT HER, SHE

1107
00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:21,000
DOESN'T WANT TO QUIT.

1108
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:22,433
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE AGONY IT

1109
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,833
TOOK FOR HER TO MAKE THIS

1110
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:25,100
DECISION?

1111
00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:27,166
SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO COMPETE THE

1112
00:38:27,233 --> 00:38:29,000
WAY SHE DOES?

1113
00:38:29,066 --> 00:38:30,866
>> Bill: IN A WORLD IN A

1114
00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:32,266
COUNTRY FILLED WITH SNOWFLAKES

1115
00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:33,500
AND WHINERS AND THE ENTITLED END

1116
00:38:33,566 --> 00:38:35,100
THE WEEK, SHE HAS NONE OF THAT

1117
00:38:35,166 --> 00:38:36,366
AND NEVER HAS BEEN.

1118
00:38:36,433 --> 00:38:40,233
THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

1119
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:42,600
I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS NOT A

1120
00:38:42,666 --> 00:38:44,366
CHOICE, YOU PUSH SOMEONE JUST SO

1121
00:38:44,433 --> 00:38:44,633
FAR.

1122
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,866
LET ME ASK YOU WHY YOU ARE HERE,

1123
00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:47,800
WE HAVE NEVER HAD A

1124
00:38:47,866 --> 00:38:48,933
REPRESENTATIVE FROM THE

1125
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,833
VIRGIN ISLANDS OR ANY OF THE

1126
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:51,600
AMERICAN TERRITORIES, IT'S SO

1127
00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:53,100
HARD FOR ME TO EVER UNDERSTAND

1128
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:55,433
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS.

1129
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,866
WE HAVE I WOULD CALL IT THE

1130
00:38:57,933 --> 00:38:58,733
REMNANTS OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE

1131
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,233
IS ALL I CAN SAY.

1132
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,033
>> WE ARE A COLONY.

1133
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:02,300
>> Bill: .

1134
00:39:02,366 --> 00:39:03,766
>> Bill: A COLONY.

1135
00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:04,533
SOME OF THESE PLACES CAME FROM

1136
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,533
THE SPANISH-AMERICAN WAR, SOME I

1137
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,133
THINK WE WON IN THE CARD GAME.

1138
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,266
TALKING ABOUT GUAM, SAMOA, THE

1139
00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:16,333
MARIANA ISLANDS, PUERTO RICO,

1140
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,933
AND THE VIRGIN ISLANDS.

1141
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,633
IT IS THIS GRAY AREA, YOUR

1142
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:22,533
CITIZENS WHAT YOU CAN'T DO

1143
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,166
EVERYTHING A CITIZEN DOES.

1144
00:39:24,233 --> 00:39:26,333
YOU ARE IN CONGRESS, YOU CAN DO

1145
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,166
EVERYTHING A CONGRESSPERSON CAN

1146
00:39:27,233 --> 00:39:28,533
DO EXCEPT VOTE.

1147
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,433
YOU WERE PART OF THE

1148
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:31,333
IMPEACHMENT.

1149
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,600
>> I CAN VOTE IN COMMITTEE.

1150
00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:37,033
>> Bill: COMMITTEE.

1151
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:38,700
BUT NOT FOR LAW, RIGHT?

1152
00:39:38,766 --> 00:39:41,866
>> I CAN VOTE TO BRING IT OUT OF

1153
00:39:41,933 --> 00:39:43,400
COMMITTEE, I CAN SPONSOR

1154
00:39:43,466 --> 00:39:44,000
LEGISLATION, COSPONSOR BILLS,

1155
00:39:44,066 --> 00:39:45,700
DEBATE ON THE FLOOR.

1156
00:39:45,766 --> 00:39:46,833
I DO THE SAME THINGS THAT OTHER

1157
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:49,100
MEMBERS DO.

1158
00:39:49,166 --> 00:39:51,100
WHEN DEMOCRATS ARE IN POWER, I

1159
00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:53,700
VOTE WHEN WE RISE IN THE HOLE ON

1160
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:56,000
THE FLOOR BUT I DON'T VOTE ON

1161
00:39:56,066 --> 00:39:56,366
FINAL PASSAGE.

1162
00:39:56,433 --> 00:39:59,200
WE TALKED ABOUT IN A CARD GAME

1163
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,833
OR IN WAR, THE VIRGIN ISLANDS

1164
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,233
WAS ACTUALLY PURCHASED DURING

1165
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:04,966
WORLD WAR I FOR GEOGRAPHIC

1166
00:40:05,033 --> 00:40:08,200
STRATEGIC IMPORTANCE, WE ARE

1167
00:40:08,266 --> 00:40:10,166
PURCHASED FROM DENMARK AND THE

1168
00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:12,266
PURCHASE BY THE UNITED STATES

1169
00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:13,666
ALLOWED DENMARK TO REMOVE ITSELF

1170
00:40:13,733 --> 00:40:15,200
FROM A DEPRESSION TO BECOME THE

1171
00:40:15,266 --> 00:40:19,033
HAPPIEST NATION ON EARTH.

1172
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:20,766
BUT FOR MY ANCESTORS AND MY

1173
00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:23,000
FAMILY HAVING FOUGHT AND DONE

1174
00:40:23,066 --> 00:40:24,266
THE WORK THAT WE DID TO MAKE

1175
00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:26,966
DENMARK RICH, THEY WOULD NOT

1176
00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:28,466
HAVE THE NAME NOW OF BEING THE

1177
00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:32,233
HAPPIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH.

1178
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:33,400
WHAT IS EVEN MORE INTERESTING IS

1179
00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:35,800
THE FACT THAT WE REMAIN IN THIS

1180
00:40:35,866 --> 00:40:39,066
PERPETUAL STATE OF A COLONY

1181
00:40:39,133 --> 00:40:40,800
BECAUSE OF LITTLE-KNOWN

1182
00:40:40,866 --> 00:40:42,900
SUPREME COURT CASES CALLED THE

1183
00:40:42,966 --> 00:40:45,166
INSULAR CASES WHICH WERE IN

1184
00:40:45,233 --> 00:40:47,800
1900, THE SAME PLESSY V

1185
00:40:47,866 --> 00:40:49,533
FERGUSON, SEPARATE BUT EQUAL

1186
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,133
JUDGES DETERMINED THAT PEOPLE

1187
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:54,633
FROM THE TERRITORIES ARE IN FACT

1188
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:55,966
ALIEN RACES, SAVAGES WHO CANNOT

1189
00:40:56,033 --> 00:40:57,466
UNDERSTAND -- THIS IS THE EXACT

1190
00:40:57,533 --> 00:41:01,466
LANGUAGE OF THE CASE LAW.

1191
00:41:01,533 --> 00:41:03,466
CANNOT UNDERSTAND ANGLO-SAXON

1192
00:41:03,533 --> 00:41:04,633
PRINCIPLES OF LAW AND THEREFORE

1193
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:08,200
THEY CANNOT BE AFFORDED THE SAME

1194
00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:08,933
RIGHTS THAT AN AVERAGE AN

1195
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,966
AMERICAN CITIZEN CAN BECAUSE

1196
00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:11,733
THEY WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

1197
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,166
WITH THEM.

1198
00:41:14,233 --> 00:41:18,366
VIRGIN ISLANDS, WE ARE THE

1199
00:41:18,433 --> 00:41:21,933
PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT DENMARK,

1200
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:28,566
CAMILLE PISSARRO, THE FOUNDER OF

1201
00:41:28,633 --> 00:41:30,766
IMPRESSIONISM, TIM DUNCAN,

1202
00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:31,500
MR. FUNDAMENTAL HIMSELF IS FROM

1203
00:41:31,566 --> 00:41:32,933
THE VIRGIN ISLANDS AND THEY ARE

1204
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,766
TALKING ABOUT HOW WE CANNOT

1205
00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:35,400
UNDERSTAND ANGLO-SAXON

1206
00:41:35,466 --> 00:41:35,700
PRINCIPLES.

1207
00:41:35,766 --> 00:41:38,500
HERE IS THE BEST ONE, WE GAVE

1208
00:41:38,566 --> 00:41:40,100
THE COUNTRY ALEXANDER HAMILTON,

1209
00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:42,333
WHO'S FROM ST. CROIX.

1210
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,233
WE DEVELOPED THE CONSTITUTION

1211
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:45,466
AND THE NATIONAL BANKING SYSTEM

1212
00:41:45,533 --> 00:41:47,800
AND YET WE ARE SAVAGES WHO

1213
00:41:47,866 --> 00:41:48,200
CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

1214
00:41:48,266 --> 00:41:49,100
>> Bill: WHAT IS THE ANSWER,

1215
00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:51,466
WHAT DO WE DO IN THE FUTURE?

1216
00:41:51,533 --> 00:41:53,200
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

1217
00:41:53,266 --> 00:41:54,900
WE HAVE THESE PLACES THAT ARE IN

1218
00:41:54,966 --> 00:41:56,366
THIS GRAY AREA.

1219
00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:57,433
DO WE LET THEM LOOSE AND BE

1220
00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:00,900
THEIR OWN SEPARATE COUNTRIES?

1221
00:42:00,966 --> 00:42:05,200
OR SHOULD THEY BE STATES, THOSE

1222
00:42:05,266 --> 00:42:06,466
SCENES TWO OBVIOUS EXAMPLES --

1223
00:42:06,533 --> 00:42:08,133
I'VE BEEN TO THE CARIBBEAN MANY

1224
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,600
TIMES, IS THERE A POSSIBILITY OF

1225
00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:12,166
A CARIBBEAN NATIONHOOD OF SOME

1226
00:42:12,233 --> 00:42:14,333
OF THESE ISLANDS JOINING

1227
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:14,600
TOGETHER?

1228
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:15,266
>> I THINK IT'S INTERESTING WHEN

1229
00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,733
PEOPLE SAY WE SHOULD CUT THEM

1230
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,366
LOOSE AND BE INDEPENDENT, WHEN

1231
00:42:18,433 --> 00:42:20,366
THE UNITED STATES PURCHASED THE

1232
00:42:20,433 --> 00:42:20,966
LOUISIANA PURCHASE THE NEVER

1233
00:42:21,033 --> 00:42:22,700
THOUGHT ABOUT CUTTING IT LOOSE

1234
00:42:22,766 --> 00:42:25,433
OR MANIFEST DESTINY, WE GAVE

1235
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:28,866
THOSE AREAS THE RESOURCES AND

1236
00:42:28,933 --> 00:42:29,733
THE ECONOMICS, THE HOMESTEAD ACT

1237
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,533
AND OTHERS.

1238
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,700
SO THEY COULD GROW THEIR

1239
00:42:33,766 --> 00:42:34,733
ECONOMIES.

1240
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,700
THE VIRGIN ISLANDS, WE WOULD

1241
00:42:35,766 --> 00:42:37,566
LOVE TO BE ABLE TO VOTE FOR

1242
00:42:37,633 --> 00:42:38,433
PRESIDENT.

1243
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:39,800
WE FIGHT IN WARS MORE PER CAPITA

1244
00:42:39,866 --> 00:42:41,733
THAN ANYPLACE ELSE.

1245
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:42,900
>> Bill: DO YOU WANT TO STAY

1246
00:42:42,966 --> 00:42:45,100
IN THIS GRAY AREA?

1247
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:46,766
>> I THINK FOR PUERTO RICO, THEY

1248
00:42:46,833 --> 00:42:48,200
WANT TO BE A STATE SO GIVE THEM

1249
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:48,900
THEIR STATEHOOD.

1250
00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:51,166
FOR THE REST OF US, WE NEED HR1,

1251
00:42:51,233 --> 00:42:53,066
THE BILL THAT HAS NOT MOVED.

1252
00:42:53,133 --> 00:42:55,100
I HAVE A PROVISION IN THEIR

1253
00:42:55,166 --> 00:42:57,266
WHICH CREATES A TASK FORCE TO

1254
00:42:57,333 --> 00:42:59,366
LOOK AT WHAT HAS BEEN THE

1255
00:42:59,433 --> 00:43:00,566
ECONOMIC DAMAGES TO THE

1256
00:43:00,633 --> 00:43:01,200
TERRITORIES AND HOW DO YOU ALLOW

1257
00:43:01,266 --> 00:43:04,700
THE TERRITORIES TO RECEIVE A

1258
00:43:04,766 --> 00:43:05,433
VOTE FOR PRESIDENT AS WELL AS TO

1259
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,300
HAVE FULL REPRESENTATION IN

1260
00:43:08,366 --> 00:43:09,133
WASHINGTON?

1261
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,166
AND TO HAVE A STATUS DISCUSSION

1262
00:43:10,233 --> 00:43:11,166
WITH THEM AS TO WHAT THEY WANT

1263
00:43:11,233 --> 00:43:13,166
THEIR STATUS TO BE.

1264
00:43:13,233 --> 00:43:15,466
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO BE?

1265
00:43:15,533 --> 00:43:17,166
>> Bill: IT'S UP TO YOU, I

1266
00:43:17,233 --> 00:43:18,366
THINK PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO

1267
00:43:18,433 --> 00:43:20,100
HAVE SELF-DETERMINATION.

1268
00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:22,200
I KNOW THERE'S ONLY 100,000

1269
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:24,000
PEOPLE BUT IT SEEMS TO ME IT

1270
00:43:24,066 --> 00:43:24,766
WOULD MAKE SENSE TO HAVE A SORT

1271
00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:26,933
OF CONFEDERATION OF CARIBBEAN

1272
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
ISLANDS.

1273
00:43:29,066 --> 00:43:31,233
>> WE ARE AMERICANS, WE DON'T

1274
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:31,933
WANT TO BE BRITISH.

1275
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,800
>> Bill: THEY AREN'T BRITISH.

1276
00:43:34,866 --> 00:43:35,666
THEY WERE OWNED BY BRITISH COME

1277
00:43:35,733 --> 00:43:36,633
I THOUGHT WE WERE CUTTING OFF

1278
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:39,633
WHO USED TO OWN US.

1279
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,333
>> WE STILL HAVE THE CULTURE AND

1280
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,566
MANY OF THE TRAPPINGS OF OTHER

1281
00:43:43,633 --> 00:43:45,400
PLACES BUT MY GRANDPARENTS.

1282
00:43:45,466 --> 00:43:46,633
>> Bill: WE USED TO BE

1283
00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:46,866
BRITISH!

1284
00:43:46,933 --> 00:43:48,966
>> MY GRANDFATHER CAME TO

1285
00:43:49,033 --> 00:43:50,400
WASHINGTON WITH OTHERS AND

1286
00:43:50,466 --> 00:43:52,800
DEMANDED WE BE PART OF THE

1287
00:43:52,866 --> 00:43:53,433
DRAFT.

1288
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,600
WE WANTED THE RESPONSIBILITY

1289
00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:56,033
ALONG WITH THE PRIVILEGES OF

1290
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:56,733
BEING AMERICAN CITIZENS.

1291
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,033
IF WE WANT TO BE FULLY AMERICAN

1292
00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:05,033
HOWEVER WE CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

1293
00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:06,133
[APPLAUSE]

1294
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,466
>> THE POSITION OF U.S.

1295
00:44:07,533 --> 00:44:09,100
PRESIDENTS IN BOTH PARTIES HAD

1296
00:44:09,166 --> 00:44:11,300
BEEN LET THEM DECIDE, IF THEY

1297
00:44:11,366 --> 00:44:12,700
WANT TO JOIN WILL BE OPEN TO

1298
00:44:12,766 --> 00:44:14,200
THAT BUT THE PROBLEM NOW IS

1299
00:44:14,266 --> 00:44:15,433
THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY THAT

1300
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:18,533
REPUBLICANS WOULD LET AREAS --

1301
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,933
>> WHICH IS INTERESTING BECAUSE

1302
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:21,800
THE REPRESENTATIVE FROM

1303
00:44:21,866 --> 00:44:23,200
PUERTO RICO THE CONGRESS IS

1304
00:44:23,266 --> 00:44:23,966
REPUBLICAN.

1305
00:44:24,033 --> 00:44:25,400
EVEN JUST THINKING WE ARE A

1306
00:44:25,466 --> 00:44:26,166
MONOLITHIC PEOPLE THAT ARE GOING

1307
00:44:26,233 --> 00:44:28,466
TO BE ONE OR THE OTHER IS

1308
00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:30,866
PREJUDICED IN ITSELF.

1309
00:44:30,933 --> 00:44:31,833
PRESENTLY THE MEMBERS OF THE

1310
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:34,100
TERRITORIES IN CONGRESS ARE

1311
00:44:34,166 --> 00:44:36,166
SPLIT BETWEEN REPUBLICAN AND

1312
00:44:36,233 --> 00:44:36,966
DEMOCRATS.

1313
00:44:37,033 --> 00:44:38,166
YOU THINK WE ARE BROWN,

1314
00:44:38,233 --> 00:44:40,466
THEREFORE WE MUST BE DEMOCRAT

1315
00:44:40,533 --> 00:44:42,400
AND THAT IS NOT THE CASE.

1316
00:44:42,466 --> 00:44:44,366
>> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

1317
00:44:44,433 --> 00:44:45,033
VERY ENLIGHTENING, I NEEDED TO

1318
00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:49,600
KNOW ALL THAT.

1319
00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:51,233
TIME FOR NEW RULES, EVERYBODY!

1320
00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:52,800
NEW RULES!

1321
00:44:52,866 --> 00:44:53,633
NEW RULE: THE GUN COMPANY THAT

1322
00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:54,666
IS MAKING THIS GUN -- WHICH IS A

1323
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:57,100
REAL, FIREABLE, ACTUAL, LETHAL

1324
00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:59,700
GUN, BUT REDESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE

1325
00:44:59,766 --> 00:45:00,600
A LEGO TOY -- HAVE TO TELL US

1326
00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:03,500
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

1327
00:45:03,566 --> 00:45:04,400
DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS

1328
00:45:04,466 --> 00:45:05,900
THIS IS?

1329
00:45:05,966 --> 00:45:06,866
WHAT IF SOMEONE STEPS ON IT IN

1330
00:45:06,933 --> 00:45:14,033
THEIR BARE FEET?

1331
00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:14,300
[LAUGHTER]

1332
00:45:14,366 --> 00:45:15,900
[APPLAUSE]

1333
00:45:15,966 --> 00:45:17,466
YOU CAN'T BLAME "DEFUND THE

1334
00:45:17,533 --> 00:45:18,900
POLICE" FOR THE RISING LEVEL OF

1335
00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:20,100
VIOLENT CRIME.

1336
00:45:20,166 --> 00:45:20,966
BLAME ALL THE PODCASTS FROM

1337
00:45:21,033 --> 00:45:25,900
WHITE LADIES ABOUT MURDERS.

1338
00:45:25,966 --> 00:45:26,166
[LAUGHTER]

1339
00:45:26,233 --> 00:45:27,166
FOLLOW THE MONEY.

1340
00:45:27,233 --> 00:45:28,333
WHO BENEFITS FROM MURDERS?

1341
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,400
WHITE LADIES WITH PODCASTS ABOUT

1342
00:45:29,466 --> 00:45:34,166
MURDERS.

1343
00:45:34,233 --> 00:45:35,866
AND IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE.

1344
00:45:35,933 --> 00:45:37,033
WHEN'S THE BEST TIME TO MUG

1345
00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:38,033
SOMEONE?

1346
00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:39,566
WHEN THEY'RE LISTENING TO A

1347
00:45:39,633 --> 00:45:45,733
PODCAST.

1348
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:46,233
[LAUGHTER]

1349
00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:46,833
NEW RULE: THE NEXT TIME SOME

1350
00:45:46,900 --> 00:45:47,100
[APPLAUSE]

1351
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:48,333
MILLENNIAL AT A PARTY ASKS WHAT

1352
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,333
TV SHOW YOU'RE BINGING.

1353
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,966
JUST MAKE ONE UP.

1354
00:45:54,033 --> 00:45:54,800
TELL THEM IT'S SANDGAREN, A

1355
00:45:54,866 --> 00:46:00,233
SWEDISH DRAMA ABOUT A

1356
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:01,400
TRANSGENDER HIT MAN WHO FALLS IN

1357
00:46:01,466 --> 00:46:02,566
LOVE WITH AN OPERA SINGER.

1358
00:46:02,633 --> 00:46:08,600
IT'S ON BOOPI PLUS.

1359
00:46:08,666 --> 00:46:08,866
[LAUGHTER]

1360
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:09,433
WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF

1361
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:09,700
[APPLAUSE]

1362
00:46:09,766 --> 00:46:10,033
BOOPI PLUS?

1363
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:10,800
AND THEN WHILE THEY'RE ALL

1364
00:46:10,866 --> 00:46:11,433
GOOGLING IT, YOU CAN SLIP OUT

1365
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:12,200
THE BACK DOOR AND GO TO A REAL

1366
00:46:12,266 --> 00:46:20,933
PARTY.

1367
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:21,200
[LAUGHTER]

1368
00:46:21,266 --> 00:46:21,766
[APPLAUSE]

1369
00:46:21,833 --> 00:46:35,433
NEW RULE: DON'T BELIEVE THE FAKE

1370
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:37,066
I CAN'T TELL YOU THE EXACT

1371
00:46:37,133 --> 00:46:37,933
MOMENT THE GOVERNMENT HAS FAILED

1372
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:38,866
ITS PEOPLE BUT PRETTY CLOSE HAS

1373
00:46:38,933 --> 00:46:40,800
GOT TO BE WHEN YOU'RE TELLING

1374
00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:43,233
YOUR DOLLAR STORE CASHIER, GIVE

1375
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,600
ME A PACK OF MARLBORO'S AND IS

1376
00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:46,500
THERE SOMEONE IN THE BACK WHO

1377
00:46:46,566 --> 00:46:47,666
CAN STICK THEIR FINGER UP MY ASS

1378
00:46:47,733 --> 00:46:51,533
AND TELL ME IF MY PROSTATE FEELS

1379
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:56,066
FUNNY?

1380
00:46:56,133 --> 00:46:56,833
NEW RULE: SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT A

1381
00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:57,533
STOP TO THE NEW TREND OF STORING

1382
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:58,400
YOUR LOVED ONE'S ASHES IN A

1383
00:46:58,466 --> 00:46:59,100
3D-PRINTED URN IN THE SHAPE OF

1384
00:46:59,166 --> 00:47:01,000
THEIR HEAD.

1385
00:47:01,066 --> 00:47:02,100
IT'S YOUR DEARLY DEPARTED, NOT

1386
00:47:02,166 --> 00:47:05,766
THE HAUNTED MANSION.

1387
00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:06,033
[LAUGHTER]

1388
00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:07,500
ALTHOUGH IT DOES FINALLY ANSWER

1389
00:47:07,566 --> 00:47:08,733
THE GREAT RIDDLE OF MARRIAGE:

1390
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,866
WHEN CAN I GET A LITTLE HEAD?

1391
00:47:09,933 --> 00:47:16,566
OVER MY DEAD BODY.

1392
00:47:16,633 --> 00:47:17,466
[LAUGHTER]

1393
00:47:17,533 --> 00:47:20,033
[APPLAUSE]

1394
00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:21,233
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1395
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:22,400
PLEASE DON'T MAKE THE OLYMPICS

1396
00:47:22,466 --> 00:47:25,133
INTO THE OSCARS.

1397
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:31,033
WHAT'S THAT, THEY DID ALREADY?

1398
00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:32,133
BACK IN APRIL WHEN THE OSCARS

1399
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,566
AIRED, I COMMENTED IN THIS SPACE

1400
00:47:34,633 --> 00:47:39,400
THAT THE THEME OF THAT EVENING

1401
00:47:39,466 --> 00:47:40,466
WAS "WE DARE YOU TO BE

1402
00:47:40,533 --> 00:47:41,900
ENTERTAINED" -- LEST YOUR MIND

1403
00:47:41,966 --> 00:47:43,066
WAVER FOR A FEW HOURS FROM

1404
00:47:43,133 --> 00:47:45,833
THINKING ABOUT THE SAD THINGS

1405
00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:48,033
AND BAD PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD.

1406
00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:49,000
WELL, THANK GOD WE FOUND SOME OF

1407
00:47:49,066 --> 00:47:50,366
THOSE BAD PEOPLE IN THE

1408
00:47:50,433 --> 00:47:51,400
OLYMPICS, AND NOT A MOMENT TOO

1409
00:47:51,466 --> 00:47:55,766
SOON.

1410
00:47:55,833 --> 00:47:59,700
[APPLAUSE]

1411
00:47:59,766 --> 00:48:00,300
THAT WAS SARCASM!

1412
00:48:00,366 --> 00:48:00,566
[LAUGHTER]

1413
00:48:00,633 --> 00:48:02,000
THE DIRECTOR OF THE OPENING

1414
00:48:02,066 --> 00:48:05,466
CEREMONY WAS FIRED HOURS BEFORE

1415
00:48:05,533 --> 00:48:06,900
THE EVENT BECAUSE THEY FOUND OUT

1416
00:48:06,966 --> 00:48:08,533
THERE WAS A HOLOCAUST JOKE IN A

1417
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,900
COMEDY ROUTINE HE DID DECADES

1418
00:48:09,966 --> 00:48:11,400
AGO.

1419
00:48:11,466 --> 00:48:13,566
WELL, YOU KNOW, CONTEXT IS

1420
00:48:13,633 --> 00:48:16,033
EVERYTHING.

1421
00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:16,900
OBVIOUSLY IT DIDN'T STRIKE

1422
00:48:16,966 --> 00:48:17,666
PEOPLE AS BEYOND THE PALE AT THE

1423
00:48:17,733 --> 00:48:18,866
TIME.

1424
00:48:18,933 --> 00:48:21,433
YOUNG PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP

1425
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:22,766
FLATTERING THEMSELVES THAT

1426
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:24,700
THEY'RE NOSTRADAMUS AND WOULD

1427
00:48:24,766 --> 00:48:30,633
HAVE FORESEEN, HAD THEY BEEN

1428
00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:31,300
AROUND THEN, EVERYTHING THAT'S

1429
00:48:31,366 --> 00:48:31,800
UNACCEPTABLE NOW.

1430
00:48:31,866 --> 00:48:32,833
AND FOR FURTHER CONTEXT MEL

1431
00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:33,466
BROOKS WROTE ONE OF THE MOST

1432
00:48:33,533 --> 00:48:35,033
SUCCESSFUL MUSICALS OF ALL TIME

1433
00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:35,933
AROUND THE SONG "SPRINGTIME FOR

1434
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:43,300
HITLER."

1435
00:48:43,366 --> 00:48:44,466
[APPLAUSE]

1436
00:48:44,533 --> 00:48:45,266
WHY DO WE ALLOW THE PEOPLE WHO

1437
00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:45,533
[LAUGHTER]

1438
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:46,100
JUST WANT TO BITCH TO ALWAYS

1439
00:48:46,166 --> 00:48:48,200
WIN?

1440
00:48:48,266 --> 00:48:49,566
DAYS BEFORE THAT FIRING, THE

1441
00:48:49,633 --> 00:48:52,533
OPENING CEREMONY'S MUSICAL

1442
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:53,733
DIRECTOR WAS ALSO FORCED OUT

1443
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:54,700
BECAUSE SOMEONE DUG UP AN

1444
00:48:54,766 --> 00:48:58,066
INTERVIEW WITH HIM FROM 1994

1445
00:48:58,133 --> 00:48:58,700
WHERE HE ADMITTED TO BULLYING

1446
00:48:58,766 --> 00:49:04,566
CLASSMATES AS A CHILD.

1447
00:49:04,633 --> 00:49:05,166
AS A CHILD.

1448
00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:06,000
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR TEACHERS USED

1449
00:49:06,066 --> 00:49:07,033
TO TRY AND SCARE YOU BY SAYING,

1450
00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:08,133
"THIS IS GOING ON YOUR PERMANENT

1451
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:15,700
RECORD"?

1452
00:49:15,766 --> 00:49:18,900
NOTE NO LONGER AN EMPTY THREAT

1453
00:49:18,966 --> 00:49:20,133
NOW!

1454
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:20,400
[LAUGHTER]

1455
00:49:20,466 --> 00:49:20,700
[APPLAUSE]

1456
00:49:20,766 --> 00:49:21,666
AND THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF THE

1457
00:49:21,733 --> 00:49:22,466
ENTIRE SHEBANG, THE WHOLE

1458
00:49:22,533 --> 00:49:23,133
OLYMPICS, GOT SHIT CANNED

1459
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,200
BECAUSE HE ONCE MADE A FAT JOKE

1460
00:49:24,266 --> 00:49:26,733
IN A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.

1461
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,933
THIS IS CALLED A PURGE.

1462
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,366
IT'S A MENTALITY THAT BELONGS IN

1463
00:49:30,433 --> 00:49:31,766
STALIN'S RUSSIA.

1464
00:49:31,833 --> 00:49:33,566
HOW BAD DOES THIS ATMOSPHERE

1465
00:49:33,633 --> 00:49:35,900
WE'RE LIVING IN HAVE TO GET

1466
00:49:35,966 --> 00:49:39,233
BEFORE THE PEOPLE WHO SAY CANCEL

1467
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:39,833
CULTURE IS OVERBLOWN ADMIT THAT

1468
00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:41,366
IT IS IN FACT AN INSANITY THAT

1469
00:49:41,433 --> 00:49:48,300
IS SWALLOWING UP THE WORLD.

1470
00:49:48,366 --> 00:49:52,700
[APPLAUSE]

1471
00:49:52,766 --> 00:49:56,933
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS CROWDED?

1472
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,666
I'M BACK, NOT THE AUDIENCE, I'M

1473
00:49:59,733 --> 00:49:59,866
BACK!

1474
00:49:59,933 --> 00:50:00,466
AND THAT IS NOT A CONSERVATIVE

1475
00:50:00,533 --> 00:50:01,466
POSITION; MY POLITICS HAVEN'T

1476
00:50:01,533 --> 00:50:03,466
CHANGED -- BUT I AM REACTING TO

1477
00:50:03,533 --> 00:50:06,200
POLITICS THAT HAVE, AND THIS IS

1478
00:50:06,266 --> 00:50:07,466
YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW THE

1479
00:50:07,533 --> 00:50:10,533
WOKE INVERT THE VERY THING THAT

1480
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,100
USED TO MAKE LIBERALS

1481
00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:14,333
"LIBERALS."

1482
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,233
SNITCHES AND BITCHES -- THAT'S

1483
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:19,200
NOT BEING LIBERAL.

1484
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:20,833
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS IS A REAL

1485
00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:23,233
NEWS ORGANIZATION, RIGHT?

1486
00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:23,733
SO WHY AM I READING THIS

1487
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:24,633
HEADLINE: OLYMPIC SURFING

1488
00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:25,566
EXPOSES WHITEWASHED NATIVE

1489
00:50:25,633 --> 00:50:28,366
HAWAIIAN ROOTS.

1490
00:50:28,433 --> 00:50:29,733
YEAH, THE OLYMPICS ADDED SURFING

1491
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,100
THIS YEAR, GOOD, SURFERS DESERVE

1492
00:50:31,166 --> 00:50:34,466
TO BE RECOGNIZED AS ATHLETES.

1493
00:50:34,533 --> 00:50:35,800
I'M SORRY, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY

1494
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:37,100
IS "NO, THAT'S CULTURAL

1495
00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,500
APPROPRIATION!"

1496
00:50:39,566 --> 00:50:42,533
THE AP SAYS THAT FOR HAWAIIANS,

1497
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,000
PROBABLY TWO OF THEM, INCLUDING

1498
00:50:45,066 --> 00:50:47,033
SURFING IN THE OLYMPICS IS "AN

1499
00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:47,766
EXTENSION OF THE RACIAL

1500
00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:49,066
INDIGNITIES SEARED INTO THE

1501
00:50:49,133 --> 00:50:50,966
HISTORY OF THE GAME AND THEIR

1502
00:50:51,033 --> 00:50:51,900
HOMELAND" WHEN "WHITE OUTSIDERS'

1503
00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:54,666
TOOK OVER THEIR "SPIRITUAL ART

1504
00:50:54,733 --> 00:50:55,833
FORM.' OR JUST PEOPLE HAVING FUN

1505
00:50:55,900 --> 00:51:04,000
IN THE OCEAN.

1506
00:51:04,066 --> 00:51:05,466
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1507
00:51:05,533 --> 00:51:07,300
I MUST SAY, OF ALL THE

1508
00:51:07,366 --> 00:51:08,733
VIOLATIONS OF THE WOKE PENAL

1509
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,333
CODE, "CULTURAL APPROPRIATION"

1510
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,300
JUST MIGHT BE THE DUMBEST OF

1511
00:51:11,366 --> 00:51:12,733
ALL.

1512
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,566
FIRST OF ALL THERE ARE 25,000

1513
00:51:14,633 --> 00:51:15,666
ISLANDS IN THE PACIFIC: HOW DO

1514
00:51:15,733 --> 00:51:17,033
WE KNOW A HAWAIIAN WAS THE FIRST

1515
00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:18,866
TO STAND ON A BOARD IN THE

1516
00:51:18,933 --> 00:51:26,300
WATER?

1517
00:51:26,366 --> 00:51:26,566
[APPLAUSE]

1518
00:51:26,633 --> 00:51:27,600
IT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING ANYONE

1519
00:51:27,666 --> 00:51:30,966
IN ANY OCEAN WOULD EVENTUALLY

1520
00:51:31,033 --> 00:51:31,300
GET AROUND TO.

1521
00:51:31,366 --> 00:51:32,433
AND IF YOU'RE A SURFER, IT

1522
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:33,333
DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE BLACK,

1523
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,266
WHITE OR IN BETWEEN, YOU ALL

1524
00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:41,933
TASTE THE SAME TO SHARKS.

1525
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:42,200
[LAUGHTER]

1526
00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:43,833
[APPLAUSE]

1527
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,000
BUT LET'S SAY A HAWAIIAN DID

1528
00:51:45,066 --> 00:51:45,633
INVENT SURFING: SHOULD HE OR SHE

1529
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:47,733
HAVE KEPT IT TO THEMSELVES?

1530
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:48,933
MOST OF HUMAN HISTORY IS A

1531
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,266
HORROR STORY, BUT THE GOOD PARTS

1532
00:51:51,333 --> 00:51:52,100
ARE ABOUT DIFFERENT GROUPS

1533
00:51:52,166 --> 00:51:54,133
COMING TOGETHER AND SHARING --

1534
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:54,933
IT'S SORT OF THE WHOLE POINT OF

1535
00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:02,566
THE OLYMPICS.

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00:52:02,633 --> 00:52:03,166
WHICH ITSELF COMES FROM GREECE

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00:52:03,233 --> 00:52:09,966
[APPLAUSE]

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00:52:10,033 --> 00:52:12,166
WHERE WRESTLING WAS INVENTED AS

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00:52:12,233 --> 00:52:13,533
A WAY COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL

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00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:17,533
MEN CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

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00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,800
BADMINTON HAS ROOTS IN INDIA,

1542
00:52:18,866 --> 00:52:22,400
TENNIS COMES FROM FRANCE.

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00:52:22,466 --> 00:52:23,066
SKIING FROM SCANDINAVIA AND

1544
00:52:23,133 --> 00:52:24,566
TAE KWON DO FROM KOREA.

1545
00:52:24,633 --> 00:52:27,066
JUDO WAS APPROPRIATED FROM THE

1546
00:52:27,133 --> 00:52:31,766
FAR EAST AND SKATE SKATEBOARDING

1547
00:52:31,833 --> 00:52:33,200
FROM THE FAR OUT.

1548
00:52:33,266 --> 00:52:34,033
WHAT IS THIS NEW RULE THAT THE

1549
00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:35,766
FIRST THING TO DO, THE FIRST TO

1550
00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:36,733
DO SOMETHING ARE THE ONLY ONES

1551
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,566
WHO GET THE HABIT?

1552
00:52:39,633 --> 00:52:40,633
JEWISH PEOPLE SPENT MOST OF

1553
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:42,866
THEIR HISTORY WANDERING BUT WHEN

1554
00:52:42,933 --> 00:52:44,100
THEY SEE OTHER PEOPLE MILLING

1555
00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:48,366
AROUND, THEY DON'T SAY CAN YOU

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00:52:48,433 --> 00:52:51,500
NOT?

1557
00:52:51,566 --> 00:52:56,866
THAT IS SORT OF OUR THING.

1558
00:52:56,933 --> 00:52:59,366
CHANGE IS NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH

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00:52:59,433 --> 00:53:00,166
PROGRESS, NOR DOES IT

1560
00:53:00,233 --> 00:53:02,533
AUTOMATICALLY MEAN BETTER.

1561
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,866
THIS NEW IDEA THAT EACH CULTURE

1562
00:53:04,933 --> 00:53:06,433
MUST REMAIN IN ITS OWN SEPARATE

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00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:09,400
SILO IS NOT BETTER, THAT'S NOT

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00:53:09,466 --> 00:53:10,166
PROGRESS.

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00:53:10,233 --> 00:53:11,733
IN FACT, IT'S MESSING WITH ONE

1566
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,966
OF THE FEW IDEAS THAT STILL

1567
00:53:14,033 --> 00:53:14,566
REALLY DOES MAKE THIS MELTING

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00:53:14,633 --> 00:53:17,333
POT CALLED AMERICA GREAT.

1569
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,533
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT

1570
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:20,966
OPPRESSION.

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00:53:21,033 --> 00:53:23,133
STEALING NATURAL RESOURCES FROM

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00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,600
INDIGENOUS PEOPLE, YES OF

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00:53:24,666 --> 00:53:24,833
COURSE.

1574
00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:27,366
THAT IS EXPLOITATION BUT I SWEAR

1575
00:53:27,433 --> 00:53:29,333
NOT ONE BEACH BOY SONG RESULTED

1576
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,600
IN ANY HAWAIIAN HAVING LESS WAVE

1577
00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:35,900
TO SERVE.

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00:53:35,966 --> 00:53:36,166
[LAUGHTER]

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00:53:36,233 --> 00:53:39,733
[APPLAUSE]

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00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,666
NOT ONE AFRICAN RECORD BUYER

1581
00:53:41,733 --> 00:53:43,133
STOPPED PURCHASING LOCAL MUSIC

1582
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:47,700
AFTER PAUL SIMON MADE GRACELAND.

1583
00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:49,666
BUT LOTS OF WHITE BUYERS IN

1584
00:53:49,733 --> 00:53:50,233
AMERICA WERE TURNED ONTO AND

1585
00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:53,133
BOUGHT AFRICAN MUSIC.

1586
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,700
TODAY, KOREAN BOY BANDS MAKE

1587
00:53:56,766 --> 00:53:57,966
WESTERN STYLE MUSIC -- YOU DON'T

1588
00:53:58,033 --> 00:54:09,566
GET TO NUMBER ONE SINGING THAT .

1589
00:54:09,633 --> 00:54:11,833
AND THAT IS THE GREAT THING

1590
00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:13,566
ABOUT CULTURAL MIXING, IT MAKES

1591
00:54:13,633 --> 00:54:15,166
THINGS BETTER FOR EVERYONE.

1592
00:54:15,233 --> 00:54:17,366
BTS CAN BE A HIT IN AMERICA AND

1593
00:54:17,433 --> 00:54:19,600
I CAN GET KIMCHI ON A TACO,

1594
00:54:19,666 --> 00:54:20,800
ISN'T THAT BETTER THAN EVERYONE

1595
00:54:20,866 --> 00:54:23,133
WALLING THEM SELF OFF FROM

1596
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:23,766
OUTSIDERS?

1597
00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:24,533
I THOUGHT WALLS WERE SUPPOSED TO

1598
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:31,733
BE BAD.

1599
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,366
BUT WE ARE LIVING NOW IN A WORLD

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00:54:34,433 --> 00:54:34,966
WHERE STRAIGHT ACTORS ARE TOLD

1601
00:54:35,033 --> 00:54:38,200
THEY CAN'T PLAY GAY ROLES AND

1602
00:54:38,266 --> 00:54:39,166
WHITE NOVELISTS AREN'T ALLOWED

1603
00:54:39,233 --> 00:54:41,166
TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD BE LIKE TO

1604
00:54:41,233 --> 00:54:43,233
BE A MEXICAN IMMIGRANT, EVEN

1605
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:44,600
THOUGH TRYING TO INHABIT THE

1606
00:54:44,666 --> 00:54:45,733
LIFE OF SOMEONE ELSE IS ALMOST

1607
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,166
THE VERY DEFINITION OF EMPATHY.

1608
00:54:48,233 --> 00:54:50,733
THE BEDROCK OF LIBERALISM.

1609
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,966
IF ANYONE DESERVES TO BITCH

1610
00:54:55,033 --> 00:54:56,900
ABOUT STEALING IN THE OLYMPICS,

1611
00:54:56,966 --> 00:54:57,366
IT'S THE HORSES IN THE

1612
00:54:57,433 --> 00:55:00,966
EQUESTRIAN EVENT WHO HAVE TO

1613
00:55:01,033 --> 00:55:01,600
WATCH HUMANS GET MEDALS FOR

1614
00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:05,600
EVERYTHING THEY DO.

1615
00:55:05,666 --> 00:55:06,800
THAT'S OUR SHOW, BOB COSTAS BACK

1616
00:55:06,866 --> 00:55:07,833
ON HBO!

1617
00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:08,966
I'LL BE AT THE BUDDY HOLLY

1618
00:55:09,033 --> 00:55:09,800
CENTER IN LUBBOCK TOMORROW

1619
00:55:09,866 --> 00:55:10,766
NIGHT, AT THE PABST THEATRE IN

1620
00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:11,366
MILWAUKEE, AUGUST 14TH, AND AT

1621
00:55:11,433 --> 00:55:11,966
THE RYMAN IN NASHVILLE, AUGUST

1622
00:55:12,033 --> 00:55:12,366
15TH.

1623
00:55:12,433 --> 00:55:13,500
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS JOSHUA

1624
00:55:13,566 --> 00:55:14,466
GREEN, REPRESENTATIVE STACEY

1625
00:55:14,533 --> 00:55:20,466
PLASKETT AND ERIC ADAMS.

1626
00:55:20,533 --> 00:55:30,266
THANK YOU, FOLKS!

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00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:41,600
♪ ♪

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]