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>> START THE CLOCK.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: THANK YOU, THANK YOU,

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FOLKS.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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STILL DISTANCING, ARE WE?

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ALL RIGHT.

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THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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LOTS TO GET TO TODAY, JOE BIDEN,

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HE IS AT THIS HOUR IN ENGLAND,

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HE HAS EMBARKED ON HIS "SORRY

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ABOUT THE LAST GUY" TOUR.

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[LAUGHTER]

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HE'S GOING TO MEET WITH THE G7

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PEOPLE, HE LEFT FOR THE AIRPORT

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AND A CICADA LANDED ON HIM -- I

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CAN'T EVEN HEAR IT QANON THINKS

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THIS IS VERY SIGNIFICANT.

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THEY'RE ALL ABOUT THE LETTER Q,

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IT'S A 17TH LETTER OF THE

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ALPHABET, THE CICADAS COME OUT

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EVERY 17 YEARS AND IT LANDED ON

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BIDEN, SO...

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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THE CICADAS PUT OUT A STATEMENT

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TODAY, THEY SAID "COULD YOU NOT

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DRAG US INTO THIS BULLSHIT,

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PLEASE?"

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WE'RE JUST CICADAS.

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BUT SOMEDAY, BIDEN IS GOING TO

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GO TO WINDSOR CASTLE TO MEET

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WITH THE QUEEN, THE NEWLY

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WIDOWED QUEEN, HE IS GOING TO

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EXPRESS HIS CONDOLENCES FOR

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LOSING PRINCE PHILIP AND SHE IS

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GOING TO EXPRESS HER CONDOLENCES

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FOR JOE LOSING JOE MANCHIN.

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HAVE YOU BEEN READING ABOUT HIM?

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FOR A DEMOCRAT, HE IS THE MOST

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POWERFUL REPUBLICAN IN THE

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SENATE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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HE HAS BLOCKED EVERY BIG THING

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THAT THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO DO.

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THE VOTING RIGHTS LEGISLATION,

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THE JANUARY 6TH COMMISSION, EVEN

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INFRASTRUCTURE.

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THAT IS FUCKING DEAD NOW.

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THE TALKS BROKE DOWN BECAUSE OF

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"IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES."

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WHICH SOUNDS TO ME LIKE A

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MARRIAGE, OR A DIVORCE.

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WHICH IS APPROPRIATE CONSIDERING

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NEXT YEAR THEY MAY GET THE

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HOUSE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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BUT DEMOCRATS DID WIN ONE THIS

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WEEK, THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE, ARE

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YOU FAMILIAR?

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THAT IS DEAD.

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YOU SEEM EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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DON'T BE TOO HAPPY BECAUSE OF

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SHUTTING IT DOWN WILL COST

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THOUSANDS OF JOBS, MOSTLY OF

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HACKERS IN MOSCOW WHO ARE GOING

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TO RANSOM IT FOR BITCOIN.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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WE FOUND OUT THIS WEEK -- WE

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DIDN'T FIND OUT, WE KNOW THIS

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BUT IT'S WORSE THAN EVER --

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BILLIONAIRES AND I'M TALKING

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ABOUT THE TOP OF THE TOP, THE

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RICHEST OF THE RICH DON'T PAY

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ANY TAXES.

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THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF THAT

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REALLY PISSES PEOPLE OFF.

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JEFF BEZOS THIS MORNING WAS

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WALKING DOWN HIS DRIVEWAY AND HE

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FOUND OUT SOMEBODY KEYED HIS

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ROCKET.

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[LAUGHTER]

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PEOPLE ARE PISSED.

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[APPLAUSE]

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HE'S GOT A ROCKET COMPANY, YOU

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GOT TO IF YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF

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MONEY, HE'S GOT ONE, ELON MUSK

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HAS GOT ONE, HIS HIS NAME TO

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BLUE ORIGIN AND IT'S GOING TO

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MAKE ITS FIRST MANNED

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SPACE FLIGHT NEXT MONTH, THIS IS

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THEIR MAIDEN VOYAGE AND

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JEFF BEZOS IS GOING TO BE ON THE

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ROCKET.

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I'M TELLING YOU, WOULDN'T YOU IF

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YOU HAD THAT KIND OF MONEY LET

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SOMEBODY ELSE IN THE COMPANY GO

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UP FIRST?

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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BOB IN THE WAREHOUSE, WOULD YOU

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LIKE TO RIDE IN SPACE?

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AND SEE IF IT WORKS, I'LL GO UP

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NEXT.

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I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

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NOW, AMAZON IS GOING TO

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COMPLETELY TAKE OVER SPACE AND

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THEY ARE GOING TO PUT ALL THE

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MOM AND POP ASTRONAUTS OUT OF

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BUSINESS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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WE GOT PROBLEMS HERE ON EARTH,

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DID YOU SEE -- POOR

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KAMALA HARRIS.

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BIDEN DUMPED THE BORDER PROBLEM

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IN HER LAP, SHE WAS GETTING

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TESTY WITH REPORTERS THIS WEEK

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BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE YOU'RE NOT

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FIXING THE BORDER CRISIS -- A

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LITTLE PERSPECTIVE.

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MIKE PENCE, HIS BIGGEST

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ACCOMPLISHMENT WAS NOT BEING

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HUNG BY HIS OWN PEOPLE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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AS VICE PRESIDENT'S GO...

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KAMALA DID GO DOWN TO GUATEMALA

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THIS WEEK AND SHE SAID DON'T

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COME, SHE SAID THAT THESE

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PEOPLE, IF YOU COME TO THE

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BORDER YOU WILL NOT GET IN AND

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THIS DID NOT MAKE ANYONE HAPPY.

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THE LEFT SAID IT WAS AGAINST

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THEIR VALUES, THE RIGHT SAID IT

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DIDN'T GO FAR ENOUGH, AND

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EVERYONE HERE IN CALIFORNIA SAID

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"WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET OUR

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NANNIES?"

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[LAUGHTER]

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YES, CALIFORNIA, WE ARE, BABY!

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JUNE 15TH!

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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MAYBE WE CAN STOP THIS SILLY

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DISTANCING AND MASKING BULLSHIT,

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TUESDAY CALIFORNIA LIFTS ITS

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RESTRICTIONS, YES.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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I SEE NOT EVERYONE APPLAUDING --

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A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT HERE COME A

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LOT OF PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, THEY

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SAY THEY'RE GOING TO CONTINUE TO

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WEAR MASKS EVEN AFTER THEY SOUND

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THE ALL CLEAR.

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THAT'S LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A

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CONDOM AND SAYING YOU KNOW?

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I THINK I'LL JUST LEAVE IT ON

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FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.

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[LAUGHTER]

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YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A

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100% COVERT FREE ATMOSPHERE.

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VIRUSES ALWAYS STAY, YES,

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THERE'S ALWAYS VARIANTS.

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I CAN'T GUARANTEE EVERYTHING, WE

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HAVE TO LIVE AGAIN.

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VARIANTS HAVE WEIRD NAMES, THIS

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ONE IS CALLED DELTA.

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IT'S LIKE REGULAR COVID EXCEPT

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THERE'S ALWAYS A LAYOVER IN

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ATLANTA.

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[APPLAUSE]

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LET'S END TONIGHT WITH THE BIG,

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IMPORTANT NEWS, A NEW ROYAL BABY

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IS IN THE WORLD AS OF THIS WEEK.

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[APPLAUSE]

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THERE IS A OF SANTA BARBARA NOW.

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HER NAME IS LULA BETH AND THAT

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SHE WILL NOW JOIN HER TODDLER

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BROTHER ARCHIE AND HARRY AND

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MEGHAN IN THEIR MANSION IN

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SANTA BARBARA.

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JUST WHAT THAT HOUSEHOLD NEEDS,

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MORE PISSING AND WHINING.

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,

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ROB REINER AND RACHEL BITECOFER

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ARE HERE.

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BUT FIRST, HE'S AN

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ASTROPHYSICIST WITH THE AMERICAN

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MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY, HOST

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OF THE WEBBY AWARD WINNING

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PODCAST "STARTALK" AND AUTHOR OF

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THE NEW BOOK "COSMIC QUERIES"

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PLEASE WELCOME: NEIL DEGRASSE

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TYSON.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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HELLO, MR. PERSONALITY!

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HOW ARE YOU DOING?

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ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU.

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>> JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE

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UNIVERSE GOING.

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>> Bill: I HAVE SO MANY GREAT

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QUESTIONS.

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>> GOT TO DO IT.

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>> Bill: YOU ARE THE SHERIFF

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OF THE UNIVERSE.

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THE BOOK, GREAT BOOK BECAUSE IT

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SORT OF LIKE A COMPANION PIECE

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TO YOUR PODCAST WHICH IS AWESOME

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AND IT'S ABOUT THE BIG

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QUESTIONS.

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I'M GOING TO GET TO THE BIGGEST

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ONE FIRST.

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JEWISH SPACE LASERS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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HOW DID THE JEWS GET THEM UP

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THERE?

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>> JEWS ARE ALL POWERFUL,

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APPARENTLY.

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>> Bill: THE QUESTIONS YOU ARE

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REALLY ASKING, THE ONES I ALWAYS

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SAY MAKE YOUR HEAD HURT.

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YOU CAN GO THE BIG BANG, WE'RE

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GOING TO GET INTO THAT BUT WHAT

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HAPPENED, WHAT IS BEFORE THE BIG

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BANG?

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THAT IS A HEAD HURTER.

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[LAUGHTER]

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WHY IS THERE ANYTHING?

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>> THESE ARE CHAPTERS IN THE

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BOOK.

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>> Bill: THAT'S WHY AM

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BRINGING THAT UP.

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AND IF THERE IS NOTHING, NOTHING

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NOT SOMETHING?

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> THAT IS YOUR OPENING SALVO.

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>> Bill: TAKE IT AWAY!

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>> WHILE I GIVE YOU AN ANSWER,

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CONTEMPLATE THIS.

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IF PINOCCHIO SAID MY NOSE IS

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ABOUT TO GROW, WHAT WOULD IT DO?

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LIKE ABOUT THAT WHILE I GIVE THE

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ANSWER TO THIS.

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>> Bill: I KNOW.

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>> THE BOOK OPENS WITH HOW DID

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IT ALL BEGIN BUT IT GOES TO

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THESE QUESTIONS WE'VE ALL

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CARRIED WITH US.

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IF YOU DIDN'T CARRY IT WITH YOU

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STUMBLED ON IT AND IT TOOK

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CAUSING YOUR LIFE TO REFLECT ON

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IT, HOW DID ALL BEGIN, WHAT IS

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IT ALL MADE OF?

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ARE WE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE,

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THAT IS BIG NEWS IN RECENT

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MONTHS AND HOW WO WILL IT ALL E?

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>> Bill: LET'S GET TO HOW IT

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ALL BEGAN FIRST.

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I WANT ASK YOU ABOUT THE BIG

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BANG THEORY -- NOT THE SHOW, THE

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ACTUAL THEORY.

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>> IF YOU TYPE BIG BANG THEORY

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INTO GOOGLE, THE FIRST THING IS

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A TV SHOW AND I DON'T KNOW IF

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THAT'S GOOD OR BAD.

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>> Bill: THAT'S BAD.

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> OKAY.

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>> Bill: YOU'RE THE GUY WHO

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CAN ANSWER THIS QUESTION FOR

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ME -- HOW SETTLED IS IT?

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ON A SCALE OF EVOLUTION, WHEN

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DARWIN'S ORIGIN OF SPECIES IS

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PUBLISHED IN 1859, IT WASN'T

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SETTLED SCIENCE, THEY DEBATED IT

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FOR DECADES, AS SCIENCE SHOULD.

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PEOPLE SAID LET'S TRY TO POKE

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HOLES IN IT, THEY DIDN'T.

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NOW IT'S SETTLED SCIENCE, I

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WOULD LIKE TO SAY THIS ABOUT

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GLOBAL WARMING BEING MAN-MADE, I

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THINK IT IS IN THE SCIENTIFIC

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COMMUNITY, NOT SO MUCH IN THE

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POLITICAL IMMUNITY, BUT WHAT

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ABOUT THE BIG BANG THEORY?

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IS NOT SOMETHING WE ARE TOTALLY

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NOW, EVERYBODY WHO HAS YOUR

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BRAIN, ALL OF EIGHT PEOPLE, THEY

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ARE DOWN WITH THIS?

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>> YES, BECAUSE IT SATISFIES ALL

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OF THE OBSERVATIONAL DATA THAT

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NEEDS ACCOUNTING FOR OUR NEATLY

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CONTAINED WITHIN THE

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UNDERSTANDING THAT COMES TO US

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FROM THE BIG BANG.

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THE UNIVERSE IS BIGGER TODAY

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THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY, THE

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UNIVERSE WAS HOTTER YESTERDAY

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THAN IT WAS TODAY.

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YOU GO BACK FAR ENOUGH,

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14 BILLION YEARS, ALL OF THE

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KNOWN UNIVERSE WAS IN THE SAME

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PLACE AT THE SAME TIME AT A

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STUPENDOUSLY HIGH TEMPERATURE.

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THEN YOU COULD SAY HOW DO YOU

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KNOW, YOU WORKED THERE -- WELL,

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IF MATTER AND ENERGY ARE AT THAT

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TEMPERATURE, IT COMES WITH

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CONSEQUENCES.

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SO WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MATTER

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AND ENERGY WERE AT TEMPERATURE

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FOR THIS LONG, YOU GET ABOUT

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THIS MUCH HYDROGEN IN THE

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UNIVERSE COME ABOUT THAT MUCH

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HELIUM.

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>> Bill: IT WAS ALL

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CONDENSED -- THIS IS AMAZING

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BECAUSE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT

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TRILLIONS OF STARS WHICH ARE

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BIG.

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>> WAY MORE THAN TRILLIONS.

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>> Bill: WHY DO IT THAT WAY?

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WHY START THE UNIVERSE THAT WAY,

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LIKE BANG!

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LET'S ALL MATCH IT UP AND BLOW

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IT UP?

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WHY DO IT THAT WAY?

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>> THAT'S WHY PEOPLE INVENT

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RELIGION TO ACCOUNT FOR WHY.

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IN SCIENCE WE WILL TELL YOU HOW

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THAT HAPPENED BUT YOU WANT TO

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KNOW IF THERE'S PURPOSE TO IT?

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THAT'S A PHILOSOPHICAL BORDERING

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ON RELIGIOUS QUESTION THAT SOME

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PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO REACH

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FOR AND POSSIBLY FIND, AND MANY

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QUESTIONS ON THE FRONTIER OF OUR

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KNOWLEDGE, THE FRONTIER OF OUR

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IGNORANCE LAND SQUARELY IN THE

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LAP OF THE ARMCHAIR PHILOSOPHER

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OR THE RELIGIOUS HOLY PERSON ON

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THE MOUNT.

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>> Bill: THAT IS NEITHER OF

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US.

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>> THAT'S CORRECT BUT I'M

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CONTENT SAYING I CAN EXPLAIN

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THIS, I CAN ACCOUNT FOR HOW THAT

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HAPPENS.

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THAT IS A PROFOUND PLACE TO BE

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BECAUSE MOST OF THE HISTORY OF

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HUMAN CIVILIZATION, WE HAD NO

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ACCOUNTING OF THINGS.

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>> Bill: IT SOUNDS CRAZY BUT

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YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN THE

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PREACHER SO I'M TO GO WITH YOU.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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THAT'S REALLY WHERE I'M AT

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BECAUSE IT'S FRUSTRATING BECAUSE

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I PERSONALLY CAN'T GET TO THAT

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PLACE WHERE I GO "OH, YEAH, SURE

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COME ALL MATTER, ONE PLACE, GOT

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IT."

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MY FAITH IS IN YOU.

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>> I DON'T NEED YOUR FAITH.

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>> Bill: I WAS TRYING TO BE

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NICE, FUCK.

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[LAUGHTER]

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NEVER MIND.

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>> I DON'T NEED YOUR FAITH, I

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JUST NEED EVIDENCE IN SUPPORT OF

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THE CLAIM AND ALLOW ME TO ALSO

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SAY THAT THE UNIVERSE IS UNDER

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NO OBLIGATION TO MAKE SENSE TO

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YOU.

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>> Bill: I DON'T EVEN FUCKING

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THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT UNLESS

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YOU'RE ON THE SHOW.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I DO, I ACTUALLY DO.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> IF YOU ASKED ME WHAT WAS

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BEFORE THE BIG BANG, WE HAVE

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SOME IDEAS BUT I DON'T REALLY

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KNOW AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT.

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AS A SCIENTIST, YOU NEED TO

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LEARN TO LOVE THE QUESTIONS

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THEMSELVES LEST YOU JUST START

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THROWING ANSWERS AND SO YOU CAN

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GO TO BED AT NIGHT AND NOT LOSE

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SLEEP.

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>> Bill: I HAVE SO MANY BIGGER

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THINGS -- TRUMP IS STILL OUT

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THERE, ARE YOU KIDDING?

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THINK I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE

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UNIVERSE?

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> CAN I COMMENT ON THAT?

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TO BRING A COSMIC PERSPECTIVE TO

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THAT SENTENCE, TRUMP IS THE

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BRUNT OF MOST OF YOUR JOKES.

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>> Bill: KNOW HE'S NOT COME

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YOU DON'T WATCH THE SHOW.

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WHEN HE WAS PRESIDENT.

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>> I'M JUST SAYING 76 MILLION

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PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM, SEE YOUR

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ENEMY IS IN HIM, IT'S FELLOW

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CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES.

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>> Bill: THAT'S WRONG, WE'RE

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ON THE WRONG SUBJECT HERE, YOU

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CAN HATE TRUMP, YOU CAN'T HATE

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THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR HIM,

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THAT'S HALF THE COUNTRY, YOU

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CANNOT HATE HALF THE COUNTRY.

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>> THEY PUT HIM INTO OFFICE.

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>> Bill: THEY PUT HIM INTO

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OFFICE FOR A LOT OF DIFFERENT

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REASONS.

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>> I'M AN EDUCATOR, I CARE ABOUT

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THE ELECTORATE.

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>> Bill: I DO TOO AND THAT'S

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NOT THE WAY TO WIN THEM BACK,

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TELL THEM THEIR DEPLORABLE AND

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YOU HATE THEM.

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>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I TELL THEM,

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I JUST.

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> Bill: LET'S M MOVE ON TO THE

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FIELD WE ARE HERE FOR BECAUSE

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YOU MENTIONED UFOs.

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>> THERE'S A CHAPTER THE BOOK

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CALLED ARE WE ALONE IN THE

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UNIVERSE?

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>> Bill: THAT'S UFOs.

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>> AS THE GOVERNMENT CALLS IT,

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UAP -- UNIDENTIFIED AERIAL

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PHENOMENON.

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THAT'S THEY'RE NOT SO

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TRANSPARENT TRANSLATION.

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>> Bill: ARE WE MARRIED?

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YOU'RE FIGHTING EVERYTHING I

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SAY.

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[LAUGHTER]

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YOU JUST WANT TO PICK A FIGHT.

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[APPLAUSE]

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THIS IS CHANGED RADICALLY IN THE

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LAST YEAR COME IN THE PAST IF

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YOU WOULD'VE SAID UFOs I

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WOULD'VE SAID MAYBE, IT'S

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CERTAINLY NOT UNSCIENTIFIC TO

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THINK THEY COULD BE OUT THERE OR

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HERE.

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IN THE LAST YEAR OR SO NOW,

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THINGS HAVE CHANGED A LOT.

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NAVY PILOTS HAVE COME FORWARD

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AND SAY THERE ARE THINGS WE SEE

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ALL THE TIME AND WE CANNOT

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EXPLAIN AND THEY MOVE IN WAYS

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THAT WE DO NOT KNOW HOW THEY

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MOVE AND WE CAN'T MOVE THAT WAY.

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AND VERY SERIOUS PEOPLE LIKE

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JOHN BRENNAN AND HARRY REID HAS

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HAD THE SAME THING.

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WE ARE LOOKING INTO THIS, THEY

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SAID WE AREN'T DENYING IT

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ANYMORE.

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SO, YOU'VE COME A GREAT PERSON

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TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION,

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UFOs -- WHAT'S THE DEAL?

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT?

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THE UNIVERSE BRIMS WITH

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MYSTERIES.

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IF I THINK THE WAY YOU SHOULD

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COME AT THIS IS FROM ANOTHER

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DIRECTION AND ASK.

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IF WE ARE IN FACT BEING VISITED

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BY INTELLIGENT ALIENS FROM

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ANOTHER PLANET, WHY WOULD THEY

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ONLY REVEAL THEMSELVES TO NAVY

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PILOTS?

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WHY BUT NONE OF THEM EVER SHOW

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UP IN THE 6 BILLION COLOR

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HIGH-RESOLUTION PHOTOS AND

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VIDEOS HUMAN BEINGS ARE UPLOADED

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TO THE INTERNET EVERY DAY?

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>> Bill: THEY ARE UP IN SPACE

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TAKING PICTURES WITH THE NAVY

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PILOTS ARE!

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>> WHY IS THEIR BEST IMAGE OF AN

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ALIEN A FUZZY MONOCHROMATIC

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TIC TAC ON A DISPLAY SCREEN?

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>> Bill: I'M JUST SAYING --

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WHAT YOU THINK IT IS?

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>> THAT'S WHAT THE U STANDS FOR

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IN UNIDENTIFIED!

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IT'S A UFO AND IT'S DOING WEIRD

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THINGS, THEREFORE I KNOW WHAT IT

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IS?

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YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU DON'T KNOW

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WHAT IT IS.

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>> Bill: IT'S THE BEGINNING.

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IF THERE UFOs, PEOPLE WHO

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NEVER CAME FORWARD BEFORE FROM A

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SERIOUS PEOPLE, MILITARY PEOPLE.

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>> THAT DOESN'T MATTER, ARE YOU

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HUMAN?

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YOU ARE EQUALLY SUSCEPTLE TO

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DELUSION TOBIAS TO SAY IT'S A

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NAVY PILOT, I DON'T CARE, THEIR

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HUMAN.

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>> Bill: WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE

527
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:02,600
BE?

528
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,400
>> I DON'T KNOW!

529
00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:06,700
>> Bill: I AGREE.

530
00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:08,700
>> IT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S

531
00:18:08,766 --> 00:18:09,233
VISITING ALIENS FROM OUTER

532
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:10,533
SPACE.

533
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,033
>> Bill: IF THERE'S NOT

534
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,633
ANOTHER THEORY, IT LOADS THE

535
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:14,833
GUN --

536
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,733
>> I GOT ONE, EVERY PIECE OF

537
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,566
HARDWARE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND

538
00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:20,033
THE SOFTWARE I HAVE EVER SEEN

539
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,500
PROGRAMMED HAS GLITCHES, EVERY

540
00:18:22,566 --> 00:18:25,000
TIME, EVERY ONE.

541
00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:26,433
THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE SOFTWARE

542
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:26,966
UPDATES ALL THE TIME.

543
00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:28,866
>> Bill: GREAT, LET'S GO WITH

544
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:31,033
THAT.

545
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,266
>> I'M SAYING THE IMAGING SYSTEM

546
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,833
THEY ARE USING COULD HAVE

547
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:35,966
GLITCHES AND THEY WILL SAY WE

548
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,800
CHECKED IT IT DOESN'T HAVE

549
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,966
GLITCHES, OKAY, ARE YOU SO SURE

550
00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,466
IT DOESN'T HAVE GLITCHES THAT

551
00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:41,600
YOU WOULD RATHER BELIEVE IT

552
00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:43,000
DOESN'T HAVE GLITCHES SO THAT

553
00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:45,733
YOU CAN NOW SAY WE ARE BEING

554
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,733
VISITED BY INTELLIGENT ALIENS

555
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,166
FROM ANOTHER PLANET WITH UNKNOWN

556
00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:48,400
PHYSICS?

557
00:18:48,466 --> 00:18:50,766
THAT'S A HUGE LEAP.

558
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:51,733
>> Bill: IF THERE ARE ALIENS

559
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,266
AND THEY DO COME HERE, YOU THINK

560
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,733
THEY MIGHT HAVE THE ANSWERS TO

561
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,066
THESE QUESTIONS WE DON'T KNOW?

562
00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:59,166
REALLY COME OUT WOULDN'T THAT BE

563
00:18:59,233 --> 00:18:59,366
GREAT?

564
00:18:59,433 --> 00:18:59,633
[LAUGHTER]

565
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:03,833
[APPLAUSE]

566
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,700
WE SAY WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE THE

567
00:19:05,766 --> 00:19:09,066
BIG BANG.

568
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:12,900
>> LITTLE JR. KNOWS THAT.

569
00:19:12,966 --> 00:19:13,833
>> Bill: IT'S RIGHT ON MY

570
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:15,000
PHONE!

571
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:15,966
>> I LOSE SLEEP AT NIGHT

572
00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:19,100
WONDERING WHETHER WE, WHO WE

573
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,533
DEFINE AS THE FIRST TRULY

574
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,566
INTELLIGENT SPECIES ON EARTH HAS

575
00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:24,133
SUFFICIENT INTELLIGENCE TO

576
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:24,700
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS WE POSE

577
00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:27,466
ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND I FURTHER

578
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,766
WORRY WHETHER WE ARE INTELLIGENT

579
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:30,733
ENOUGH TO EVEN KNOW WHAT

580
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,266
QUESTIONS TO ASK.

581
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:35,333
>> Bill: ON THAT HAPPY NOTE,

582
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,966
YOU'RE ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO TALK

583
00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:39,166
TO, I WISH IT COULD BE HERE, I

584
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,333
WILL SEE YOU FOR DINNER LATER,

585
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:48,600
LET'S MEET OUR PANEL!

586
00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:49,066
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

587
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:49,800
SHE'S A POLITICAL SCIENTIST AND

588
00:19:49,866 --> 00:19:50,433
CO FOUNDER OF STRIKE PAC: RACHEL

589
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:53,766
BITECOFER.

590
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:56,066
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

591
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,500
YOU KNOW THIS GUY.

592
00:19:57,566 --> 00:19:58,466
HE'S AN ACTIVIST AND FILMMAKER

593
00:19:58,533 --> 00:19:59,066
WHO'S DIRECTED AND STARRED IN

594
00:19:59,133 --> 00:19:59,800
PRETTY MUCH ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE

595
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:00,333
MOVIES OVER THE LAST FOUR

596
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:06,566
DECADES: ROB REINER.

597
00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:07,200
HOW ARE YOU?

598
00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:12,133
>> I'M GOOD!

599
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,966
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET CLOSER,

600
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:17,166
WHEN WERE NOT SO FAR AWAY?

601
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:18,566
>> Bill: WE ARE GOING TO GET

602
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:19,200
TO THIS ISSUE BECAUSE IT'S

603
00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:21,833
PISSING ME OFF.

604
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:25,766
FOR ME, YESTERDAY.

605
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:26,800
>> BECAUSE I WANT TO BE CLOSER

606
00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:29,600
TO YOU.

607
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:33,733
NOT FOR ANY OTHER REASON THAN I

608
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,933
CAN COMMUNICATE BETTER.

609
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:38,400
>> I TAKE THAT UP, THAT'S ROB

610
00:20:38,466 --> 00:20:38,633
REINER.

611
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,366
>> Bill: NEIL deGRASSE TYSON

612
00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:42,233
IS FIGHTING WITH ME, YOU WANT TO

613
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,300
GET CLOSER TO ME, IS IT MY

614
00:20:44,366 --> 00:20:48,333
COLOGNE, AM I WEARING SOMETHING?

615
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,533
LAST WEEK, IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY

616
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,066
WEEK, THIS WAS AN ISSUE THAT IS,

617
00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:56,066
EVERY WEEK.

618
00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:57,133
THIS PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY WHO

619
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,200
WANT TO STOP US FROM BEING A

620
00:20:58,266 --> 00:21:00,533
DEMOCRACY AND THERE'S NO BIGGER

621
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,300
ISSUE.

622
00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:05,366
WE TALK ABOUT WHAT TO THE

623
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:06,566
DEMOCRATS DO TO STOP THIS

624
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,200
MONKEYING BEHIND THE SCENES WITH

625
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,033
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR

626
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:09,366
ELECTIONS?

627
00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:11,766
I READ THIS WEEK, THERE ARE NO

628
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:13,400
DEATH THREATS FROM TRUMP PEOPLE

629
00:21:13,466 --> 00:21:16,033
ON ELECTION -- PEOPLE WHO RUN

630
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,000
ELECTIONS.

631
00:21:18,066 --> 00:21:19,600
THERE IS NOTHING THEY WILL NOT

632
00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:21,733
TRY AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT

633
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,033
REPLACING PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY

634
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,366
COUNT THE VOTES, IT'S ONE THING

635
00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:26,900
TO STOP PEOPLE FROM VOTING, THAT

636
00:21:26,966 --> 00:21:27,566
IS WRONG.

637
00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:29,766
REPLACING PEOPLE WHO CERTIFY THE

638
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:29,966
VOTES.

639
00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:32,200
OBAMA THIS WEEK ON TV SAID "THE

640
00:21:32,266 --> 00:21:33,133
REPUBLICAN PARTY IS WILLING TO

641
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,700
EMBRACE A WAY OF THINKING ABOUT

642
00:21:35,766 --> 00:21:37,766
DEMOCRACY THAT WOULD BE

643
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:38,733
UNRECOGNIZABLE, AND EVEN

644
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,700
UNACCEPTABLE, EVEN FIVE YEARS

645
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,500
AGO."

646
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,400
I WAS TOLD YOU ARE WATCHING THIS

647
00:21:43,466 --> 00:21:45,500
LAST WEEK AND YOU SAID "I KNOW

648
00:21:45,566 --> 00:21:47,766
WHAT THE DEMOCRATS CAN DO."

649
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,200
I'M ANXIOUS TO HEAR THAT.

650
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,800
>> IT WAS LIKE THE GHOST OF

651
00:21:50,866 --> 00:21:55,966
CHRISTMAS PAST AND SCROOGE

652
00:21:56,033 --> 00:21:58,166
YELLING LET'S MAKE A DEAL --

653
00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:58,966
TAKE THE BOX!

654
00:21:59,033 --> 00:21:59,766
[LAUGHTER]

655
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:01,133
I HAVE A SOLUTION BUT IT'S NOT

656
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,600
AN EASY PILL AND THIS IS A BOLD

657
00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:03,800
IDEA.

658
00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:07,433
WE HAVE TO STOP SUCKING AT

659
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,933
ELECTORAL POLITICS IF WE WANT TO

660
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,166
TAKE POWER AND HOLD OFF THIS

661
00:22:11,233 --> 00:22:14,766
DEMOCRATIC COUP THAT IS COMING.

662
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:15,400
>> Bill: REPUBLICAN COUP.

663
00:22:15,466 --> 00:22:18,200
>> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT VOTER

664
00:22:18,266 --> 00:22:19,933
SUPPRESSION, IT'S ELECTION

665
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:20,366
RIGGING.

666
00:22:20,433 --> 00:22:22,333
THEY ARE CLOSING THE POLLING

667
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,266
BOOTHS AND EXPANDING ACCESS IN

668
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,833
RURAL AREAS AND IT'S NOT AN

669
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:26,366
IDEA, THEY ARE PUTTING

670
00:22:26,433 --> 00:22:28,233
PROVISIONS IN THESE LAWS THAT

671
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,666
ARE GOING TO ALLOW IF YOU

672
00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:30,933
OVERCOME THAT IN GEORGIA OR

673
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
TEXAS FOR THEM TO SAY YOU KNOW

674
00:22:33,066 --> 00:22:33,200
WHAT?

675
00:22:33,266 --> 00:22:34,633
THIS DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT TO US SO

676
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,700
WE'RE JUST NOT GOING TO COUNT

677
00:22:36,766 --> 00:22:36,966
THE VOTES.

678
00:22:37,033 --> 00:22:38,000
>> Bill: WE ARE STILL NOT

679
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,166
GETTING TO THE PART OF WHAT WE

680
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:40,400
DO.

681
00:22:40,466 --> 00:22:43,166
>> WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS WE NEED

682
00:22:43,233 --> 00:22:46,333
TO START FIGHTING THEM, FIRE

683
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:46,933
WITH FIRE.

684
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:47,533
>> Bill: MEANING?

685
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,533
>> THEY ARE GOING TO COME OUT IN

686
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,766
THIS ELECTORAL CYCLE WHICH

687
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:52,733
BEGINS ALREADY BECAUSE WE HAVE

688
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,000
AN OFF YEAR ELECTION HERE IN THE

689
00:22:54,066 --> 00:22:54,233
RECALL.

690
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:58,300
>> Bill: WHAT DO WE DO?

691
00:22:58,366 --> 00:22:59,400
>> GAVIN NEWSOM IS GETTING

692
00:22:59,466 --> 00:23:00,033
RECALLED AS A STRATEGIC ATTACK

693
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,100
FOR THEM TO CONSOLIDATE POWER SO

694
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:04,833
WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS FORTIFY AT

695
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,200
PATH TO POWER CONSOLIDATION AND

696
00:23:06,266 --> 00:23:08,533
THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO BE BETTER

697
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,333
AT MESSAGING AND BETTER AT

698
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,400
ELECTIONEERING RIGHT AWAY LIKE

699
00:23:11,466 --> 00:23:12,933
YESTERDAY.

700
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,333
>> Bill: METHOD IS

701
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:17,400
DISAPPOINTING ANSWER.

702
00:23:17,466 --> 00:23:21,133
I'M TALKING ABOUT STOPPING --

703
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:21,733
MERRICK GARLAND OUR

704
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,833
ATTORNEY GENERAL WHO SHOULD BE

705
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,066
ON THIS FINALLY TODAY MADE A

706
00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:27,600
SPEECH ABOUT THIS, HE SAID HE'S

707
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:28,366
GOING TO DOUBLE THE NUMBER OF

708
00:23:28,433 --> 00:23:32,933
STAFF IN THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT

709
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,300
DEDICATED TO PROTECTING VOTING

710
00:23:36,366 --> 00:23:37,300
RIGHTS -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT

711
00:23:37,366 --> 00:23:38,966
THAT'S GOING TO DO BUT IT'S A

712
00:23:39,033 --> 00:23:39,400
START.

713
00:23:39,466 --> 00:23:40,533
HE SAID 14 STATES HAVE PASSED

714
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,300
NEW LAWS THAT MAKE IT HARDER TO

715
00:23:42,366 --> 00:23:43,733
DEVOTE, WE ARE SCRUTINIZING NEW

716
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,900
LAWS LIKE THAT AND WHERE WE SEE

717
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,766
VIOLATIONS WE WILL NOT HESITATE

718
00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:48,100
TO ACT.

719
00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:49,500
SOUNDS VAGUE TO ME BUT AT LEAST

720
00:23:49,566 --> 00:23:54,333
IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S AWARE OF IT.

721
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,133
>> THE THING IS, THAT IS ALL

722
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,566
WELL AND GOOD BUT ALL THAT MEANS

723
00:23:58,633 --> 00:24:00,800
IS YOU CAN PROSECUTE SOMEBODY

724
00:24:00,866 --> 00:24:02,766
WHO WOULD BREAK THOSE LAWS.

725
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,500
WE HAVE TO GET LAWS IN PLACE

726
00:24:04,566 --> 00:24:06,733
THAT PROTECT OUR RIGHT TO VOTE.

727
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,933
THERE ARE A NUMBER OF BILLS IN

728
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,233
FRONT OF CONGRESS, HR ONE, S1,

729
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:15,200
JOHN LEWIS FOR -- THOSE HAVE TO

730
00:24:15,266 --> 00:24:15,900
GET PAST.

731
00:24:15,966 --> 00:24:17,733
IF THEY DON'T GET PASSED, IF WE

732
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,300
DO NOT SECURE OUR RIGHT TO VOTE.

733
00:24:20,366 --> 00:24:20,866
>> Bill: BECAUSE THEY AREN'T

734
00:24:20,933 --> 00:24:23,000
GOING TO GET PAST, THEY DON'T

735
00:24:23,066 --> 00:24:25,533
EVEN HAVE 50 VOTES.

736
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:30,200
>> THEY DON'T HAVE 50.

737
00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:32,133
>> Bill: YOU NEED 60.

738
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,266
>> RIGHT NOW JOE MANCHIN AND

739
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:35,433
KYRSTEN SINEMA -- BY THE WAY,

740
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,666
SHE WAS ONE OF THE SPONSORS OF

741
00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:38,833
S1.

742
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:40,566
>> Bill: SHE'S AGAINST IT NOW.

743
00:24:40,633 --> 00:24:41,900
>> YOU NEED 60 RIGHT NOW AND

744
00:24:41,966 --> 00:24:44,600
JOE MANCHIN HAS SAID I'M NOT

745
00:24:44,666 --> 00:24:47,566
GOING TO BREAK THE FILIBUSTER,

746
00:24:47,633 --> 00:24:50,700
IT'S GOING TO TAKE JOE TO JOE.

747
00:24:50,766 --> 00:24:51,733
JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO HAVE TO

748
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,866
TALK TO JOE MANCHIN AND SAY WE

749
00:24:52,933 --> 00:24:55,566
HAVE A CHANCE HERE TO EITHER

750
00:24:55,633 --> 00:24:57,866
PRESERVE THE SENATE --

751
00:24:57,933 --> 00:24:59,533
>> Bill: YOU DON'T THINK HE'S

752
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,366
ALREADY DONE THAT?

753
00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:02,800
>> NOT THE WAY IT NEEDS TO BE

754
00:25:02,866 --> 00:25:03,033
DONE.

755
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:06,933
>> Bill: TWISTING HIS ARM?

756
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,133
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CONVINCE

757
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:08,366
THIS --

758
00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:11,966
>> YES YOU CAN.

759
00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:13,700
>> Bill: DEMOCRATS HAVE NO

760
00:25:13,766 --> 00:25:14,900
ANSWERS, I'M SORRY!

761
00:25:14,966 --> 00:25:18,400
THEY HAVE NO GOOD ANSWERS!

762
00:25:18,466 --> 00:25:22,766
THAT'S YOUR ANSWER?

763
00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:23,333
JOE BIDEN HAS TO BE MORE

764
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,800
PERSUASIVE IN THE ROOM?

765
00:25:26,866 --> 00:25:30,266
>> UNLESS YOU PUT VOTING RIGHTS

766
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,466
IN FRONT OF THE PEOPLE AND SAY

767
00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:34,333
THIS DOES NOT REQUIRE THE

768
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:34,866
FILIBUSTER AND REMOVE THE

769
00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:36,366
FILIBUSTER JUST FOR THAT, THERE

770
00:25:36,433 --> 00:25:39,000
MAY BE A WAY TO SAY TO

771
00:25:39,066 --> 00:25:41,366
JOE MANCHIN, EITHER YOU CHOOSE

772
00:25:41,433 --> 00:25:42,066
DEMOCRACY OR THE FILIBUSTER.

773
00:25:42,133 --> 00:25:44,666
>> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE DO IN

774
00:25:44,733 --> 00:25:47,000
THESE UPCOMING -- BUT HERE'S THE

775
00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:47,200
THING.

776
00:25:47,266 --> 00:25:49,800
>> Bill: HE ONLY CARES ABOUT

777
00:25:49,866 --> 00:25:50,266
GETTING REELECTED IN

778
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:50,933
WEST VIRGINIA.

779
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,433
>> WEST VIRGINIANS RIGHT NOW ARE

780
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:57,966
THRILLED BEYOND BELIEF WITH WHAT

781
00:25:58,033 --> 00:25:58,533
BIDEN HAS DONE WITH COVERT

782
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,233
RELIEF AND THRILLED ABOUT

783
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:03,766
INFRASTRUCTURE --

784
00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,933
>> WE SHOULD HAVE A NAME IN

785
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:06,900
NORTH CAROLINA RIGHT NOW IN OUR

786
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,033
POCKET THAT WE DROP THOSE RACES,

787
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,366
YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT

788
00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:11,766
LONG-TERM STRATEGY.

789
00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:14,866
THE ONLY PATHWAY IS --

790
00:26:14,933 --> 00:26:17,733
>> Bill: LET'S TALK ABOUT --

791
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,166
WE AREN'T WINNING THIS ARGUMENT.

792
00:26:19,233 --> 00:26:23,366
THE DEMOCRATS DID AN AUTOPSY IT

793
00:26:23,433 --> 00:26:24,600
SEEMS LIKE EVERY DEPARTMENT IS

794
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,600
DOING THE AUTOPSY, IT'S ABOUT

795
00:26:26,666 --> 00:26:28,300
THE 2020 BOAT TO SEE WHY THEY

796
00:26:28,366 --> 00:26:29,666
DIDN'T TO BETTER, THEY SHOULD

797
00:26:29,733 --> 00:26:30,700
HAVE DONE BETTER, THEY DIDN'T

798
00:26:30,766 --> 00:26:31,766
WIN THE SENATE, THEY LOST ALL

799
00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:33,500
THE STATEHOUSES.

800
00:26:33,566 --> 00:26:36,300
>> THEY DID WIN THE SENATE.

801
00:26:36,366 --> 00:26:37,966
>> ONLY AFTER A SECOND ELECTION

802
00:26:38,033 --> 00:26:40,000
WHERE WE CAME IN AND FINALLY GOT

803
00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:43,633
THE DEMOCRATS SHIT TOGETHER SO

804
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:44,266
THEY RAN ON COVERT RELIEF CHECKS

805
00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:47,566
DIRECT TO YOUR.

806
00:26:47,633 --> 00:26:49,533
>> Bill: 50/50 TO ME IS NOT

807
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:49,833
WINNING IT.

808
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:56,500
>> THEY LOST 12 HOUSE SEATS.

809
00:26:56,566 --> 00:26:58,666
>> WE PICKED UP SEATS.

810
00:26:58,733 --> 00:27:02,033
>> NOT AS MANY AS WE SHOULD HAVE

811
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:02,266
HAD TO.

812
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:04,466
>> Bill: HERE IS THE AUTOPSY

813
00:27:04,533 --> 00:27:05,666
FINDINGS, THREE THINGS THEY

814
00:27:05,733 --> 00:27:06,266
SAID.

815
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,400
VOTERS OF COLOR NEED TO BE

816
00:27:08,466 --> 00:27:10,466
CONVINCED.

817
00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:11,633
POLLING, HUGE PROBLEM, PEOPLE

818
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,033
DON'T TELL POLLSTERS WHAT THEY

819
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:14,300
REALLY THINK ANYMORE, THEY FUCK

820
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:15,300
WITH THEM.

821
00:27:15,366 --> 00:27:17,833
AND REPUBLICAN ATTEMPTS TO BRAND

822
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:21,900
DEMOCRATS AS RADICALS WORKED.

823
00:27:21,966 --> 00:27:24,533
DEMOCRATS WHO LOST WERE

824
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,400
CENTRISTS WHO NEVERTHELESS

825
00:27:25,466 --> 00:27:28,366
COULDN'T SHAKE THE RADICAL LABE

826
00:27:28,433 --> 00:27:28,566
LABEL.

827
00:27:28,633 --> 00:27:29,733
I TALKED A LOT ABOUT WOKENESS ON

828
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,733
THIS SHOW, I'M NOT A FAN, I

829
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,566
THINK IT'S AN ALBATROSS, JAMES

830
00:27:33,633 --> 00:27:34,866
CARVILLE WAS HERE THE OTHER WEEK

831
00:27:34,933 --> 00:27:35,800
SAYING THE SAME THING, DO YOU

832
00:27:35,866 --> 00:27:37,533
THINK IT'S AN ALBATROSS, AND IF

833
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,366
SO HOW BIG AN ALBATROSS AROUND

834
00:27:38,433 --> 00:27:40,900
THEIR NECKS?

835
00:27:40,966 --> 00:27:42,033
>> I THINK IT'S NOT SOMETHING WE

836
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:45,033
SHOULD FOCUS ON, THIS IS A

837
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,566
FOOL'S ERRAND TO GO DOWN THAT

838
00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:46,766
ROAD.

839
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,666
WE HAVE TO SELL THE FACT THAT WE

840
00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:49,500
HAVE POLICIES THAT HAVE BEEN

841
00:27:49,566 --> 00:27:51,966
PASSED AND WILL BE PASSED THAT

842
00:27:52,033 --> 00:27:53,300
ARE GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY,

843
00:27:53,366 --> 00:27:54,666
THERE COULD HAVE JOBS AND MONEY

844
00:27:54,733 --> 00:27:57,200
IN THEIR POCKETS.

845
00:27:57,266 --> 00:27:58,433
>> Bill: PEOPLE DO PAY

846
00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,333
ATTENTION BECAUSE IT'S ON YOUR

847
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,133
PHONE EVERY DAY.

848
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,566
IT'S THE DRIP DRIP EFFECT.

849
00:28:03,633 --> 00:28:05,333
>> YOU KNOW WHY IT WORKS?

850
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,666
THE G.O.P. IS DOING THE WOKENESS

851
00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:09,533
BRANDING AND WE ARE LIKE LET'S

852
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,166
TALK ABOUT WOKENESS ALL THE

853
00:28:10,233 --> 00:28:12,500
FUCKING TIME.

854
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,133
WHAT WE SHOULD DO -- THINK ABOUT

855
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,800
IT, THE COMPLAINT IS THEY ARE

856
00:28:15,866 --> 00:28:18,300
TWO PC, THE OTHER SIDE IS

857
00:28:18,366 --> 00:28:19,166
TURNING INTO A FASCIST

858
00:28:19,233 --> 00:28:21,433
AUTHORITARIAN PARTY THAT IS

859
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,100
LITERALLY MAKING OUR ELECTIONS.

860
00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:25,466
YOU HAVE TO TAKE THAT BRAND BAC

861
00:28:25,533 --> 00:28:26,366
BACK.

862
00:28:26,433 --> 00:28:27,433
>> Bill: THE FASCIST THING, I

863
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,166
COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE

864
00:28:29,233 --> 00:28:30,200
THERE IS FASCISM A FOOT AND

865
00:28:30,266 --> 00:28:32,866
TRUMP DOING SOMETHING LIKE

866
00:28:32,933 --> 00:28:34,566
COLLUDING WITH UKRAINE WAS

867
00:28:34,633 --> 00:28:36,566
TERRIBLE AND WAS AN IMPEACHABLE

868
00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:37,366
DEFENSE.

869
00:28:37,433 --> 00:28:38,800
PEOPLE DON'T CARE, UKRAINE IS

870
00:28:38,866 --> 00:28:40,500
VERY FAR AWAY AND YOU'RE TELLING

871
00:28:40,566 --> 00:28:42,133
ME MY 3-YEAR-OLD COMING HOME AND

872
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,666
SAYING HE'S A GIRL NOW AND I

873
00:28:43,733 --> 00:28:44,533
HAVE TO GO ALONG WITH THAT,

874
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,500
THAT'S RIGHT IN MY HOME.

875
00:28:47,566 --> 00:28:49,900
>> THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE THE MORE

876
00:28:49,966 --> 00:28:50,866
AFRAID OF OTHER SHIT, AND WE

877
00:28:50,933 --> 00:28:54,333
DON'T DO ANY OF THE FEAR STOKIN

878
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:54,566
STOKING.

879
00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:55,466
I WANT TO TELL PEOPLE THEY ARE

880
00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:57,733
COMING FOR YOUR MONEY, THEY'RE

881
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,700
COMING FOR YOUR KIDS, THEY WANT

882
00:28:58,766 --> 00:29:00,233
TO KILL YOUR DAUGHTER WITH

883
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:02,200
TEENAGE ABORTION STUFF BECAUSE

884
00:29:02,266 --> 00:29:03,600
THAT IS THE SHIT THE OTHER SIDE

885
00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:05,566
HAS BEEN FED AND WE ARE GOING TO

886
00:29:05,633 --> 00:29:06,900
BE LOOKING AT TURNOUT IN THIS

887
00:29:06,966 --> 00:29:08,066
CALIFORNIA RECALL COMING UP,

888
00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:09,400
GAVIN NEWSOM IS PULLING SO

889
00:29:09,466 --> 00:29:10,700
WELL -- DOUBLED IN NUMBER OF

890
00:29:10,766 --> 00:29:16,466
REPUBLICAN VOTERS TELL THE PULLS

891
00:29:16,533 --> 00:29:18,433
I'M SUPER EXCITED TO VOTE IN THE

892
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:19,100
RECALL.

893
00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:20,833
WE HAVE A MASSIVE TUNED OUT

894
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:21,933
COMPLACENCY ISSUE ON THIS SIDE

895
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,466
AND WE HAVE TO MATCH IT, WE HAVE

896
00:29:24,533 --> 00:29:25,400
TO MATCH THEIR MESSAGING.

897
00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:26,933
>> Bill: I HEAR THIS A LOT

898
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,066
FROM DEMOCRATS, WE LOST BECAUSE

899
00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:30,000
WE DIDN'T GET OUR MESSAGE OUT.

900
00:29:30,066 --> 00:29:31,733
I THINK THE PROBLEM IS YOU DID.

901
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,800
THEY HEARD YOU, THEY JUST DON'T

902
00:29:33,866 --> 00:29:34,033
LIKE IT.

903
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:37,533
THEY HEARD YOU LOUD AND CLEAR.

904
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,400
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT THE DATA SAYS

905
00:29:39,466 --> 00:29:41,800
ABOUT ANY OF THE STUPID

906
00:29:41,866 --> 00:29:46,700
POLICY -- THOSE POLICIES ALL

907
00:29:46,766 --> 00:29:47,533
PULL IN THE 60s.

908
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,033
IF YOU'RE TALKING POLICY AND THE

909
00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:49,733
OTHER PARTY IS HITTING YOU ON A

910
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,766
BRAND AND IDENTITY, IT DOESN'T

911
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:57,100
MATTER IF YOU'RE JAMIE HARRISON

912
00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:58,533
OR ONE OF THESE RADICAL SQUAD

913
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,233
MEMBERS, YOU'RE GOING TO GET

914
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,466
CALLED A SOCIALIST.

915
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,800
I TELL PEOPLE I COULD MAKE AOC

916
00:30:03,866 --> 00:30:05,366
AND SANDERS DISAPPEAR TOMORROW

917
00:30:05,433 --> 00:30:08,333
AND THE G.O.P. WOULD RUN THE

918
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,966
SAME MESSAGE, WHY?

919
00:30:10,033 --> 00:30:11,433
BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO BRAND

920
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:16,300
US, THE WHOLE DAMN THING AS A

921
00:30:16,366 --> 00:30:17,933
SOCIALIST PARTY BECAUSE THEY

922
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:18,566
UNDERSTAND WHERE THE ELECTORATE

923
00:30:18,633 --> 00:30:20,366
IS, THE ELECTORATE IS WHERE THE

924
00:30:20,433 --> 00:30:22,500
OPPOSITE OF DEMOCRATS --

925
00:30:22,566 --> 00:30:25,666
>> Bill: MAYBE IT WOULD BE

926
00:30:25,733 --> 00:30:26,333
GOOD IF THE DEMOCRATS UNDERSTOOD

927
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,733
WITH THE ELECTORATE IS AND THEY

928
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:29,033
DON'T.

929
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:30,400
I DON'T THINK THEY PAY ATTENTION

930
00:30:30,466 --> 00:30:32,666
TO POLICY IS MUCH AS YOU THINK

931
00:30:32,733 --> 00:30:33,200
THEY DO.

932
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:35,200
>> THAT'S ALL THEY FUCKING

933
00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:35,433
RUN-ON.

934
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,733
>> Bill: I'M SAYING THE PEOPLE

935
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:38,966
PEOPLE.

936
00:30:39,033 --> 00:30:41,133
>> THE PEOPLE DON'T CARE, YOU'RE

937
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:41,900
RIGHT.

938
00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:42,166
[LAUGHTER]

939
00:30:42,233 --> 00:30:43,100
>> Bill: YOU'RE SAYING LET'S

940
00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:44,533
PIN OUR HOPES ON THAT THING

941
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,933
PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT AND I'M

942
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,366
SAYING WITH THE PEOPLE CARE

943
00:30:47,433 --> 00:30:51,966
ABOUT IS THAT KIMMY SCHMIDT GOT

944
00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:52,900
CANCELED.

945
00:30:52,966 --> 00:30:55,600
>> PUT KIMMY SCHMIDT BACK ON THE

946
00:30:55,666 --> 00:30:57,066
AIR!

947
00:30:57,133 --> 00:30:59,233
>> DEMOCRATS TALK TO THE

948
00:30:59,300 --> 00:30:59,866
ELECTORATE LIKE IT CARES, THEY

949
00:30:59,933 --> 00:31:02,400
MAKE AN ASSUMPTION THE WHOLE

950
00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:04,666
SYSTEM IS BUILT ON A FLAWED

951
00:31:04,733 --> 00:31:04,966
ASSUMPTION.

952
00:31:05,033 --> 00:31:09,333
THE G.O.P. UNDERSTANDS THE

953
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,566
AMERICAN PUBLIC IS IN TERMS OF

954
00:31:10,633 --> 00:31:12,766
CIVICS AND THEY AREN'T CYNICALLY

955
00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,500
SMART, THEY ARE LAZY AS FUCK.

956
00:31:14,566 --> 00:31:16,233
IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT BEING BUSY,

957
00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:18,966
IT'S LAZY TOO.

958
00:31:19,033 --> 00:31:20,100
AND THE G.O.P. SPOON FEED THAT

959
00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:26,833
SHIT INTO THEM EVERY DAY.

960
00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:27,066
[LAUGHTER]

961
00:31:27,133 --> 00:31:31,066
[APPLAUSE]

962
00:31:31,133 --> 00:31:33,266
>> Bill: LET ME GIVE YOU AN

963
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,833
EXAMPLE OF THIS AN ISSUE, CRIME,

964
00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:36,433
49% OF THE PEOPLE THINK IT'S A

965
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:39,033
BIG PROBLEM.

966
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:42,800
THIS WAS ON SOME FEED I READ IN

967
00:31:42,866 --> 00:31:47,100
SEATTLE, SOMEBODY ON THE SEATTLE

968
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:49,166
COUNSEL PROPOSED LITERALLY

969
00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:52,233
DECRIMINALIZING CRIME.

970
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:54,466
[LAUGHTER]

971
00:31:54,533 --> 00:31:55,733
PROPOSED CHANGES -- IT'S LIKE

972
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,166
YOU'RE LIVING IN AN ONION

973
00:31:58,233 --> 00:31:59,366
HEADLINE.

974
00:31:59,433 --> 00:32:00,833
PROPOSED CHANGES IN THE CITY

975
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:01,833
CRIMINAL CODE THAT PEOPLE WOULD

976
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,333
NOT BE LIABLE IF THE OFFENSE

977
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,633
THEY COMMITTED WAS LINKED TO

978
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:07,300
POVERTY.

979
00:32:07,366 --> 00:32:09,466
THIS IS WHAT THE COUNCILPERSON

980
00:32:09,533 --> 00:32:11,700
ACTUALLY SAID "IN A SITUATION

981
00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:12,866
WHERE YOU TOOK THE SANDWICH

982
00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,300
BECAUSE YOU WERE HUNGRY AND

983
00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:16,500
TRYING TO MEET YOUR BASIC NEEDS,

984
00:32:16,566 --> 00:32:17,733
WE AS THE COMMUNITY KNOW WE

985
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,466
SHOULD NOT PUNISH THAT, THAT

986
00:32:19,533 --> 00:32:23,333
CONDUCT IS EXCUSED."

987
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,633
IT LOOKS LIKE THE DEMOCRATS HAVE

988
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:27,900
NO COMMON SENSE.

989
00:32:27,966 --> 00:32:30,066
THIS DIDN'T PASS, IT'S NOT GOING

990
00:32:30,133 --> 00:32:30,833
TO PASS BUT PEOPLE READ THIS,

991
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:35,633
THEY READ IT EVERY DAY.

992
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:40,533
>> THERE CRAZY IS LET'S HAVE

993
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,166
CHILDREN GET VISUALLY EXPECTED

994
00:32:41,233 --> 00:32:47,100
TO MAKE SURE THEY HAVE OF

995
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:47,333
VAGINA.

996
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,766
>> Bill: I CAN'T DO ANYTHING

997
00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:50,200
ABOUT THEIR CRAZY.

998
00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:52,500
>> YES YOU CAN, YOU CAN TALK

999
00:32:52,566 --> 00:32:52,766
ABOUT IT.

1000
00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:54,133
>> Bill: PEOPLE HEAR IT

1001
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,533
BECAUSE THEY ARE IN THEIR OWN

1002
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:55,733
SILOS.

1003
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,433
>> YOU CAN BREAK THE SILOS, YOU

1004
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,833
HAVE TO BE SOPHISTICATED ABOUT

1005
00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:02,900
IT.

1006
00:33:02,966 --> 00:33:05,300
>> Bill: YOU THINK PEOPLE --

1007
00:33:05,366 --> 00:33:06,666
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE PEOPLE

1008
00:33:06,733 --> 00:33:09,766
DEBATE IS THIS SHOW.

1009
00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:10,700
[APPLAUSE]

1010
00:33:10,766 --> 00:33:13,900
I DON'T SEE IT ANYWHERE ELSE, I

1011
00:33:13,966 --> 00:33:15,900
DON'T.

1012
00:33:15,966 --> 00:33:17,133
>> PSYCHOLOGICALLY, PEOPLE DON'T

1013
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,266
WANT TO SEE SHIT THAT MAKES THEM

1014
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,833
FEEL GUILTY OR PAINFUL.

1015
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:22,800
>> Bill: THEY DON'T WANT TO

1016
00:33:22,866 --> 00:33:26,766
SEE SHIT THEY DON'T AGREE WITH.

1017
00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:28,400
>> YOU HAVE TO SHOVE IT DOWN --

1018
00:33:28,466 --> 00:33:30,466
>> Bill: SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR

1019
00:33:30,533 --> 00:33:30,700
THROAT.

1020
00:33:30,766 --> 00:33:32,100
>> MAKE THEM LOOK.

1021
00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:33,533
>> Bill: JUNE 15TH WE ARE

1022
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,866
OPENING A BACKUP, IF YOU'RE

1023
00:33:34,933 --> 00:33:36,600
WATCHING THIS ON FRIDAY NIGHT WE

1024
00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:37,566
ARE VERY EXCITED AND THERE'S A

1025
00:33:37,633 --> 00:33:43,400
LOT OF PENT-UP SEXUAL ENERGY.

1026
00:33:43,466 --> 00:33:45,933
[LAUGHTER]

1027
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,133
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1028
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,733
I WAS READING ABOUT THIS, THEY

1029
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,366
ARE CALLING -- SOME PEOPLE ARE

1030
00:33:50,433 --> 00:33:55,100
CALLING THIS IT'S GOING TO BE

1031
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,466
THE WHORING 20s.

1032
00:33:56,533 --> 00:33:59,566
THERE WAS A HEADLINE IN

1033
00:33:59,633 --> 00:34:00,000
"THE NEW YORK POST."

1034
00:34:00,066 --> 00:34:03,500
NEW YORK SINGLES READY FOR

1035
00:34:03,566 --> 00:34:04,766
SLUTTY SUMMER OF CASUAL SEX AS

1036
00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:05,766
COVERT VACCINATION -- THEY ARE

1037
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:06,633
TALKING ABOUT DOING IT IN THE

1038
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:08,800
BATHROOM AGAIN.

1039
00:34:08,866 --> 00:34:14,433
>> NATURE IS HEALING.

1040
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,700
>> Bill: PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE

1041
00:34:16,766 --> 00:34:18,033
RUSTY WITH THEIR PICKUP LINES,

1042
00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:18,666
SO WE THOUGHT AS A PUBLIC

1043
00:34:18,733 --> 00:34:20,433
SERVICE WE WOULD HELP YOU OUT

1044
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:22,266
BECAUSE YOU NEED ICE BREAKERS,

1045
00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:23,200
THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF CHANGES,

1046
00:34:23,266 --> 00:34:24,600
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME OF

1047
00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:27,766
THE THINGS WE'RE SUGGESTING?

1048
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:32,433
OKAY, GREAT.

1049
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,066
FOR EXAMPLE.

1050
00:34:34,133 --> 00:34:34,500
DO

1051
00:34:34,566 --> 00:34:35,033
I KNOW YOU?

1052
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:35,833
THE UPPER HALF OF YOUR FACE IS

1053
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:36,900
SO FAMILIAR.

1054
00:34:36,966 --> 00:34:37,500
DOES PFIZER MAKE A VACCINE FOR

1055
00:34:37,566 --> 00:34:42,133
THAT ASS?

1056
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:42,800
[LAUGHTER]

1057
00:34:42,866 --> 00:34:45,100
[APPLAUSE]

1058
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:46,233
THESE ARE GOING TO WORK!

1059
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:48,766
THESE ARE GOING TO WORK.

1060
00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:49,766
I'VE BEEN WAITING TO BRUSH MY

1061
00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:53,166
TEETH FOR A WOMAN LIKE YOU.

1062
00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:53,433
[LAUGHTER]

1063
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,200
[APPLAUSE]

1064
00:34:55,266 --> 00:34:56,166
I HOPE I DON'T SOUND DESPERATE,

1065
00:34:56,233 --> 00:34:57,066
THE LAST TIME I HOOKED UP WAS TO

1066
00:34:57,133 --> 00:35:03,566
A VENTILATOR.

1067
00:35:03,633 --> 00:35:03,833
[LAUGHTER]

1068
00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:05,633
[APPLAUSE]

1069
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:06,533
I'VE LEARNED A LOT FROM PORN

1070
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:12,566
OVER THE LAST YEAR.

1071
00:35:12,633 --> 00:35:13,633
[LAUGHTER]

1072
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:17,900
[APPLAUSE]

1073
00:35:17,966 --> 00:35:22,100
THIS IS ONE FOR A WOMAN TO SAY.

1074
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:23,000
THE EXPIRATION DATE ON MY EDIBLE

1075
00:35:23,066 --> 00:35:23,600
PANTIES IS JUNE 2020.

1076
00:35:23,666 --> 00:35:27,166
DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK?

1077
00:35:27,233 --> 00:35:27,433
[LAUGHTER]

1078
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,533
[APPLAUSE]

1079
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:29,300
YOU KNOW, IT'S THAT THIRD JAB

1080
00:35:29,366 --> 00:35:33,733
THAT'S THE CHARM.

1081
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,900
[LAUGHTER]

1082
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,400
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1083
00:35:36,466 --> 00:35:41,100
>> WE'RE GOING TO USE THAT.

1084
00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:42,100
>> Bill: A DICK IS LIKE THE

1085
00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:44,466
ASTRAZENECA SHOT.

1086
00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:45,200
I'D NEVER TAKE ONE, BUT I HAVE

1087
00:35:45,266 --> 00:35:45,966
NO PROBLEMS GIVING IT TO OTHER

1088
00:35:46,033 --> 00:35:50,866
PEOPLE.

1089
00:35:50,933 --> 00:35:51,200
[LAUGHTER]

1090
00:35:51,266 --> 00:35:52,033
[APPLAUSE]

1091
00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:52,866
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO CROSS STATE

1092
00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:53,800
LINES WITH A FLORIDA

1093
00:35:53,866 --> 00:35:57,833
CONGRESSMAN?

1094
00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:58,233
THAT ALWAYS WORKS!

1095
00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:58,500
[LAUGHTER]

1096
00:35:58,566 --> 00:36:01,333
[APPLAUSE]

1097
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,066
AND OF COURSE.

1098
00:36:03,133 --> 00:36:06,566
HELLO, I'M BILL GATES.

1099
00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:08,200
[LAUGHTER]

1100
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:09,066
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1101
00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:10,700
I WANT TO ASK YOU GUYS, YOU

1102
00:36:10,766 --> 00:36:12,066
MENTION THIS -- I THINK HOW WE

1103
00:36:12,133 --> 00:36:14,566
REACT TO COMING OUT OF THIS IS

1104
00:36:14,633 --> 00:36:16,600
LOOKING LIKE A BIG LIABILITY TO

1105
00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:17,566
THE DEMOCRATS.

1106
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:21,066
I THINK SOMEHOW, SOMETIMES THEIR

1107
00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:22,300
WHOLE ATTITUDE TOWARD THIS WAS A

1108
00:36:22,366 --> 00:36:23,000
LIABILITY, IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU

1109
00:36:23,066 --> 00:36:24,733
THINK ABOUT IT BUT THERE WAS A

1110
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,700
POLL RECENTLY, THIS IS GALLUP,

1111
00:36:26,766 --> 00:36:28,700
SERIOUS POLLING SERVICE, WHICH

1112
00:36:28,766 --> 00:36:29,933
IS BETTER ADVICE RIGHT NOW FOR

1113
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,566
PEOPLE WHO DO NOT HAVE SYMPTOMS

1114
00:36:31,633 --> 00:36:35,066
AND ARE OTHERWISE HEALTHY?

1115
00:36:35,133 --> 00:36:37,766
STAY HOME AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO

1116
00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:38,900
AVOID CONTRACTING OR SPREADING

1117
00:36:38,966 --> 00:36:40,633
THE VIRUS OR LEAD TO THEIR

1118
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,266
NORMAL LIVES AS MUCH AS

1119
00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:42,833
POSSIBLE?

1120
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,866
87% OF REPUBLICANS SAID PEOPLE

1121
00:36:45,933 --> 00:36:47,366
SHOULD STRIVE TO LEAD NORMAL

1122
00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:52,733
LIVES, 71% OF DEMOCRATS, STAY

1123
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,166
HOME!

1124
00:36:53,233 --> 00:36:53,533
KEEP COWERING.

1125
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,233
>> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE

1126
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:58,066
WHO HAVE HAD THEIR VACCINATIONS?

1127
00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:00,766
71% OF PEOPLE WHO HAD THEIR

1128
00:37:00,833 --> 00:37:01,033
NECKS AND?

1129
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:04,266
>> Bill: OF DEMOCRATS, STAY

1130
00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:07,866
HOME AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

1131
00:37:07,933 --> 00:37:10,266
I SEE PEOPLE ON THE STREET

1132
00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:12,033
WALKING OUTSIDE WITH A MASK ON

1133
00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:13,166
LIKE YOU FUCKING MORON, I WANT

1134
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:15,100
TO SHOUT AT THEM OUTSIDE THE

1135
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,933
CAR, YOU'RE A MORON YOU NEVER

1136
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,966
COULD GET IT OUTSIDE, REALLY AND

1137
00:37:19,033 --> 00:37:20,000
HERE ALONE WALKING ON THE STREET

1138
00:37:20,066 --> 00:37:23,900
WITH A MASK?

1139
00:37:23,966 --> 00:37:26,500
>> YOU USE TO MASK SHAME THEM,

1140
00:37:26,566 --> 00:37:32,300
NOW YOUR MASK D SHAMING THEM.

1141
00:37:32,366 --> 00:37:35,033
>> IT IS STUPID AND IT'S A

1142
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:36,266
REJECTION OF SCIENCE BECAUSE YOU

1143
00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:37,700
CAN'T SAY ON ONE END WE'VE GOT

1144
00:37:37,766 --> 00:37:40,800
TO LISTEN TO THE SCIENCE AND THE

1145
00:37:40,866 --> 00:37:42,433
DATA AND A SCIENCE SAYS OKAY,

1146
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:43,133
YOU CAN'T GET COVID OUTSIDE AND

1147
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,633
YOU NEVER COULD AND YOU DON'T

1148
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:45,400
NEED A MASK ANYMORE, AND IS NOT

1149
00:37:45,466 --> 00:37:48,400
GOING TO DO IT, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT

1150
00:37:48,466 --> 00:37:51,700
COULD BE A LIABILITY.

1151
00:37:51,766 --> 00:37:52,766
MY ORGANIZATION IS GOING TO

1152
00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:59,333
HAMMER THOSE G.O.P. PEOPLE WHO

1153
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,433
MURDERED WITH INCOMPETENCE AND

1154
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:01,000
MISINFORMATION HUNDREDS OF

1155
00:38:01,066 --> 00:38:03,466
THOUSANDS OF CITIZENS.

1156
00:38:03,533 --> 00:38:04,700
THEY ARE GOING TO DO THEIR

1157
00:38:04,766 --> 00:38:07,266
THING, ARE WE GOING TO COME BACK

1158
00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:08,666
WITH AN ALTERNATIVE FRAME THAT

1159
00:38:08,733 --> 00:38:11,833
IS AGGRESSIVE AND OFFENSIVE, NOT

1160
00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:13,033
DEBATING ON THEIR TERMS.

1161
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,466
THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT MASK

1162
00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:17,500
WEARING, WERE GOING TO TALK

1163
00:38:17,566 --> 00:38:18,133
ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT MANAGEMENT

1164
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:22,433
OF THIS PANDEMIC.

1165
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:22,700
[APPLAUSE]

1166
00:38:22,766 --> 00:38:26,533
>> Bill: THAT IS THE PAST, CAN

1167
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,766
WE JUST SAY IT'S OVER?

1168
00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:30,366
I KNOW IT WAS GREAT FUN TO HAVE

1169
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:30,666
A PANDEMIC.

1170
00:38:30,733 --> 00:38:33,533
>> THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE WAS

1171
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,033
A YEAR, LITERALLY.

1172
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:35,233
>> Bill: IT'S OVER, LIKE YOU

1173
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:36,833
SAID AT THE BEGINNING OF THE

1174
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:37,566
SHOW, WE SHOULD BE CLOSER

1175
00:38:37,633 --> 00:38:38,500
TOGETHER.

1176
00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:39,533
I WATCH THE BASKETBALL PLAYOFFS

1177
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,933
NOW, MOST OF THE PEOPLE ARE IN

1178
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,466
THE STANDS, NOT WEARING MASKS

1179
00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:43,900
AND APPARENTLY THERE IS NO

1180
00:38:43,966 --> 00:38:45,100
SUPER-SPREADER EVENT THAT IS

1181
00:38:45,166 --> 00:38:46,333
COMING OUT OF THAT AND YET I SEE

1182
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,700
THE PLAYERS ARE PLAYING WITHOUT

1183
00:38:47,766 --> 00:38:49,200
MASKS, THEY GO ON THE BENCH, THE

1184
00:38:49,266 --> 00:38:52,733
COACH IS A MASK ON, WHY?

1185
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,933
IT'S STUPID, INCONSISTENT, ASS

1186
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,500
COVERING.

1187
00:38:58,566 --> 00:39:01,100
>> IF YOU HAD YOUR VACCINATION,

1188
00:39:01,166 --> 00:39:02,933
IF YOU'VE BEEN VACCINATED,

1189
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,700
THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE IDEA.

1190
00:39:04,766 --> 00:39:05,633
IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN VACCINATED,

1191
00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:08,766
THEN THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

1192
00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:10,733
I DON'T WANT YOU WALKING AROUND.

1193
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:11,266
>> Bill: BUT YOU HAVE BEEN

1194
00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:13,466
VACCINATED.

1195
00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:15,166
>> YES!

1196
00:39:15,233 --> 00:39:17,466
>> Bill: SO DON'T BE AFRAID OF

1197
00:39:17,533 --> 00:39:17,966
THE PERSON WHO ISN'T!

1198
00:39:18,033 --> 00:39:21,500
>> I'M NOT AFRAID, I'M WORRIED

1199
00:39:21,566 --> 00:39:23,033
THAT THAT PERSON IS GOING TO

1200
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:24,166
SPREAD SOMETHING TO SOMEBODY

1201
00:39:24,233 --> 00:39:24,366
ELSE.

1202
00:39:24,433 --> 00:39:25,566
>> Bill: SOMEBODY IS ALWAYS

1203
00:39:25,633 --> 00:39:27,300
GOING TO SPREAD SOMETHING,

1204
00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:28,933
EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS A RISK.

1205
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,933
>> IT'S TOTALLY FINE BUT I DO

1206
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,566
THINK IT'S WORTH ASKING THEM

1207
00:39:35,633 --> 00:39:37,333
BECAUSE -- YOU ALWAYS HAVE THESE

1208
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,900
PEOPLE I DIDN'T GET THE VACCINE,

1209
00:39:38,966 --> 00:39:40,333
THAT'S COOL, DO YOU HAPPEN TO

1210
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:40,900
KNOW IF YOU HAVEN'T KILLED

1211
00:39:40,966 --> 00:39:42,866
ANYBODY YET?

1212
00:39:42,933 --> 00:39:44,600
>> Bill: YOU KNOW WHAT ALSO

1213
00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:47,366
KILLED PEOPLE?

1214
00:39:47,433 --> 00:39:48,300
NOBODY IN THE HEALTH

1215
00:39:48,366 --> 00:39:52,466
HIERARCHY -- NOBODY IN THE

1216
00:39:52,533 --> 00:39:53,866
HEALTH HIERARCHY EVEN SUGGESTED

1217
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:54,500
TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT THE

1218
00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:57,666
BEST WAY TO STAY AWAY FROM A BAD

1219
00:39:57,733 --> 00:39:59,000
OUTCOME WAS THIS VIRUS WAS TO

1220
00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:01,866
GET YOURSELF IN BETTER PHYSICAL

1221
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:02,066
SHAPE.

1222
00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:04,400
THEY NEVER SUGGESTED THAT.

1223
00:40:04,466 --> 00:40:08,133
THAT IS MOSTLY WHAT KILLS YOU.

1224
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,333
>> IN THE MIDST OF A PANDEMIC

1225
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,566
LET'S SPREADING, AM I GOING TO

1226
00:40:12,633 --> 00:40:14,700
LOSE 50 POUNDS?

1227
00:40:14,766 --> 00:40:15,266
NO.

1228
00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:17,533
>> Bill: ANYONE COULD DO.

1229
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,900
>> NOT AND THREE, FOUR MONTHS?

1230
00:40:20,966 --> 00:40:22,000
>> Bill: IT LASTED OVER A

1231
00:40:22,066 --> 00:40:22,200
YEAR.

1232
00:40:22,266 --> 00:40:23,733
>> AND I LOST 40 POUNDS, I'M

1233
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,233
PROUD TO SAY.

1234
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,633
I MIGHT AS WELL BRAG, RIGHT?

1235
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:31,533
>> Bill: 78% OF THE PEOPLE WHO

1236
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,566
DIED WERE OPIATES.

1237
00:40:33,633 --> 00:40:35,300
>> THAT IS WHY I HID IN MY HOUSE

1238
00:40:35,366 --> 00:40:37,833
UNTIL I GOT VACCINES AND NOW I'M

1239
00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:41,933
OUT AND I'M WILLING TO KISS YOU.

1240
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:42,833
I WILL ROLL OFF A JOINT WITH

1241
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:48,733
YOU, I'M TOTALLY GOOD.

1242
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:53,100
[LAUGHTER]

1243
00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:55,866
NO POT IN THE GREEN ROOM.

1244
00:40:55,933 --> 00:40:57,266
>> Bill: THIS NIGHT IS GETTING

1245
00:40:57,333 --> 00:40:59,300
BETTER, NOW WE ARE KISSING AND

1246
00:40:59,366 --> 00:40:59,600
SMOKING POT.

1247
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:02,333
>> ARE YOU GOING TO USE ANY OF

1248
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,666
THOSE LINES?

1249
00:41:03,733 --> 00:41:06,833
I THINK THEY'LL WORK.

1250
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:08,500
>> Bill: SPEAKING OF THAT, WHY

1251
00:41:08,566 --> 00:41:11,266
WASN'T THERE A BABY-BOOM DURING

1252
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,333
THIS PANDEMIC?

1253
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,100
YOU WOULD THINK PEOPLE LOCKED UP

1254
00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:16,700
FOR A YEAR -- SOMETIMES IT'S

1255
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:20,700
JUST A NIGHT, A BABY-BOOM, WHY

1256
00:41:20,766 --> 00:41:23,933
WASN'T THERE A BABY-BOOM?

1257
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,466
>> YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT A

1258
00:41:25,533 --> 00:41:27,100
DISEASE, THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A

1259
00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:28,066
SECOND.

1260
00:41:28,133 --> 00:41:30,033
IN 1962 YOU HAD THE

1261
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:30,600
CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS, PEOPLE

1262
00:41:30,666 --> 00:41:31,566
WERE FRIGHTENED TO DEATH THAT WE

1263
00:41:31,633 --> 00:41:33,100
WERE ALL GOING TO GO UP IN

1264
00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:34,133
SMOKE, THERE WAS A HUGE

1265
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,933
BABY-BOOM AFTER THAT.

1266
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,033
BUT IF YOU DIDN'T GET KILLED BY

1267
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:44,733
THE MISSILE, YOU STARTED FUCKIN

1268
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,066
FUCKING.

1269
00:41:45,133 --> 00:41:45,333
[LAUGHTER]

1270
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,166
[APPLAUSE]

1271
00:41:46,233 --> 00:41:47,233
AT THIS, YOU'RE WORRIED IF YOU

1272
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:50,100
GET CLOSE TO SOMEBODY, YOU

1273
00:41:50,166 --> 00:41:54,033
MIGHT -- IT MIGHT BE THE DEATH

1274
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:55,866
FUCK.

1275
00:41:55,933 --> 00:41:56,900
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1276
00:41:56,966 --> 00:41:57,766
>> Bill: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

1277
00:41:57,833 --> 00:42:01,633
PEOPLE WHO ARE QUARANTINED!

1278
00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:03,266
>> I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THAT

1279
00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:04,266
GOD'S HONEST TRUTH HERE BECAUSE

1280
00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:05,366
I ALWAYS DO THAT FOR THE DUDES

1281
00:42:05,433 --> 00:42:09,633
WHEN I HANG OUT WITH THEM.

1282
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:12,200
WE, US MARRIED WOMEN OF AMERICA,

1283
00:42:12,266 --> 00:42:13,233
MIGHT'VE PRETENDED TO BE A

1284
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:15,300
LITTLE BIT MORE FREE OF KISSING

1285
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,533
AND TOUCHING OUR HUSBANDS SO WE

1286
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,300
COULD TAKE A WHOLE YEAR OFF OF

1287
00:42:18,366 --> 00:42:19,166
DEALING WITH THEIR SHIT, THAT'S

1288
00:42:19,233 --> 00:42:23,433
PROBABLY AT.

1289
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,000
>> Bill: I THINK THAT'S

1290
00:42:25,066 --> 00:42:26,233
CLOSER -- FUCK YOU, I DIDN'T

1291
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:28,566
WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

1292
00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:31,100
I THINK THAT'S --

1293
00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:35,866
>> IT DOESN'T GET BETTER.

1294
00:42:35,933 --> 00:42:39,133
>> Bill: SERIOUS ISSUE THIS

1295
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:39,633
WEEK, A LOT OF LIBERAL

1296
00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:41,800
PRINCIPLES ARE BEING ARE BEING

1297
00:42:41,866 --> 00:42:44,066
KILLED BY LIBERALS.

1298
00:42:44,133 --> 00:42:46,033
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ISRAEL ON

1299
00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:47,466
THIS SHOW, THAT USED TO BE A

1300
00:42:47,533 --> 00:42:49,200
PRETTY STAUNCH LIBERAL THING TO

1301
00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:51,566
DEFEND THE ONLY DEMOCRACY IN THE

1302
00:42:51,633 --> 00:42:53,433
MIDDLE EAST.

1303
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:56,933
FREE SPEECH.

1304
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,633
THE ACLU, THE ACLU IS TO FREE

1305
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:02,266
SPEECH WITH THE NRA IS THE GUNS,

1306
00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:04,433
RIGHT?

1307
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,300
IS THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE.

1308
00:43:06,366 --> 00:43:09,000
>> AND DOMINATED BY IDEOLOGICAL

1309
00:43:09,066 --> 00:43:10,666
PURITY, WE ARE AS IDEOLOGICALLY

1310
00:43:10,733 --> 00:43:12,633
RIGID ON THE LEFT OF THE

1311
00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:13,200
FIRST AMENDMENT, I MYSELF

1312
00:43:13,266 --> 00:43:14,700
INCLUDED -- I WAS THINKING ABOUT

1313
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:16,866
THIS, AS THEY ARE TO THE

1314
00:43:16,933 --> 00:43:18,400
SECOND AMENDMENT, IT'S AN

1315
00:43:18,466 --> 00:43:18,866
ABSOLUTIST COMMITMENT.

1316
00:43:18,933 --> 00:43:21,233
>> Bill: IT'S NOT ANYMORE,

1317
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:21,833
THAT IS THE PROBLEM.

1318
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:24,633
THE ACLU NOW IS WOKE.

1319
00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:28,300
DAVID GOLDBERGER WHO WAS ONE OF

1320
00:43:28,366 --> 00:43:30,266
THEIR ICONS, HE'S THE GUY WHO

1321
00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:32,066
DEFENDED THE NAZIS MARCHING,

1322
00:43:32,133 --> 00:43:35,966
SAID I GET THE SENSE IT WAS

1323
00:43:36,033 --> 00:43:40,100
IMPORTANT FOR ACLU STAFF TO

1324
00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:40,833
IDENTIFY WITH PROGRESSIVE CAUSES

1325
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:42,900
MORE THAN TO STAND ON LIBERAL

1326
00:43:42,966 --> 00:43:44,666
PRINCIPLES.

1327
00:43:44,733 --> 00:43:45,400
LIBERALS ARE LEAVING THE

1328
00:43:45,466 --> 00:43:46,433
FIRST AMENDMENT BEHIND AND I

1329
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,600
THINK THIS IS A GENERATIONAL

1330
00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:48,833
THING.

1331
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:50,566
I THINK THE YOUNGER GENERATIONS

1332
00:43:50,633 --> 00:43:54,833
ARE FRAGILE AND THEY THINK BEING

1333
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:55,466
INSULTED OR HAVING YOUR FEELINGS

1334
00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:59,000
HURT BY WORDS IS MORE IMPORTANT

1335
00:43:59,066 --> 00:44:03,100
THAN FREE SPEECH.

1336
00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:04,600
>> YOU HAVE TO FIND THAT NEAT

1337
00:44:04,666 --> 00:44:06,566
LINE BETWEEN FREE SPEECH AND

1338
00:44:06,633 --> 00:44:09,700
SPEECH THAT LEADS TO VIOLENCE.

1339
00:44:09,766 --> 00:44:14,100
YOU DEFEND FREE SPEECH.

1340
00:44:14,166 --> 00:44:15,300
AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T --

1341
00:44:15,366 --> 00:44:17,466
>> Bill: YOU CAN SAY LEAD

1342
00:44:17,533 --> 00:44:19,233
TO -- THAT IS A VERY SLIPPERY

1343
00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:19,566
SLOPE.

1344
00:44:19,633 --> 00:44:21,833
THAT HAS NOT BEEN THE DEFINITION

1345
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,500
BEFORE.

1346
00:44:23,566 --> 00:44:24,866
HATE SPEECH, WE ALL HATE IT BUT

1347
00:44:24,933 --> 00:44:27,000
THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE

1348
00:44:27,066 --> 00:44:29,933
FIRST AMENDMENT AND THE ACLU.

1349
00:44:30,033 --> 00:44:30,800
>> YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO

1350
00:44:30,866 --> 00:44:34,700
UTTER HATE SPEECH BUT YOU CAN'T

1351
00:44:34,766 --> 00:44:37,333
GO TO ASSEMBLE AND FREE SPEECH

1352
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:38,300
AND ALSO CARRY WEAPONS.

1353
00:44:38,366 --> 00:44:39,200
>> Bill: NOT WEAPONS, NO ONE

1354
00:44:39,266 --> 00:44:43,433
IS DEFENDING MATT.

1355
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:45,633
>> THEY ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM

1356
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,200
THAT.

1357
00:44:47,266 --> 00:44:49,866
THIS YOUNGER GENERATION

1358
00:44:49,933 --> 00:44:52,266
LITERALLY WILL SAY SPEECH IS A

1359
00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:53,800
FORM OF VIOLENCE, PHYSICAL

1360
00:44:53,866 --> 00:44:54,666
VIOLENCE.

1361
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:55,233
IT'S LIKE WHAT?

1362
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:58,266
NO, IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF

1363
00:44:58,333 --> 00:44:59,066
VIOLENCE.

1364
00:44:59,133 --> 00:45:00,000
IT'S NOT VIOLENCE, IT'S SPEECH.

1365
00:45:00,066 --> 00:45:02,700
IT CAN LEAD TO VIOLENCE BUT

1366
00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:04,900
THEY'VE CHANGED THE DEFINITION

1367
00:45:04,966 --> 00:45:05,166
OF WORDS.

1368
00:45:05,233 --> 00:45:08,200
VIOLENCE IS WHEN IT HURTS.

1369
00:45:08,266 --> 00:45:11,466
>> YOU HAVE TO DEFINE WHAT IS

1370
00:45:11,533 --> 00:45:14,033
FIRE IN THE CROWDED THEATER?

1371
00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:17,466
YOU'RE FREE TO SAY THAT BUT THAT

1372
00:45:17,533 --> 00:45:19,333
DIRECTLY LEADS TO SOMETHING THAT

1373
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:19,766
CAN BE VERY VIOLENT.

1374
00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:21,400
>> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING,

1375
00:45:21,466 --> 00:45:23,933
SERIOUSLY INTERESTED.

1376
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,066
SECOND AMENDMENT, WOULD YOU IN A

1377
00:45:26,133 --> 00:45:27,600
PERFECT WORLD CHANGE THE WORDING

1378
00:45:27,666 --> 00:45:30,666
AROUND IN THAT A LITTLE BIT?

1379
00:45:30,733 --> 00:45:31,166
>> Bill: ABSOLUTELY.

1380
00:45:31,233 --> 00:45:32,466
>> THE FIRST AMENDMENT IS THE

1381
00:45:32,533 --> 00:45:34,566
EXACT SAME THING, I AM A HUGE

1382
00:45:34,633 --> 00:45:36,433
STAND UP FAN OF YOURS, I GREW UP

1383
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:37,600
CUTTING MY TEETH ON EDDIE MURPHY

1384
00:45:37,666 --> 00:45:39,566
STAND UP WHICH IS WHY AM SO

1385
00:45:39,633 --> 00:45:43,166
WEIRD AND PROFANE.

1386
00:45:43,233 --> 00:45:45,600
YOU CAN FIND A WAY IF WE COULD,

1387
00:45:45,666 --> 00:45:48,633
WHICH WE CAN'T TO AMEND THE

1388
00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:51,266
CONSTITUTION JUST LIKE WITH THE

1389
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:53,266
SECOND AMENDMENT, YOU CAN HAVE A

1390
00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:54,200
ROBUST SOCIETY, ROBUST FREE

1391
00:45:54,266 --> 00:45:57,233
SPEECH AND STILL DISALLOW --

1392
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,866
>> Bill: YOU WANT TO AMEND THE

1393
00:45:59,933 --> 00:46:00,833
FIRST AMENDMENT?

1394
00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:02,100
THE FIRST AMENDMENT IS FIND THE

1395
00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:03,600
WAY IT IS, THE SECOND AMENDMENT

1396
00:46:03,666 --> 00:46:04,900
NEEDS IT, NOT THE FIRST.

1397
00:46:04,966 --> 00:46:06,866
>> ON THE LEFT, IT'S AN

1398
00:46:06,933 --> 00:46:11,500
IDEOLOGICALLY SLIPPERY SLOPE.

1399
00:46:11,566 --> 00:46:13,266
>> IF YOU LOOK AT THE

1400
00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:13,933
SECOND AMENDMENT CAREFULLY, IT'S

1401
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,066
ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD THE WAY IT

1402
00:46:15,133 --> 00:46:19,600
IS BECAUSE IT SAYS A WELL

1403
00:46:19,666 --> 00:46:26,266
REGULATED MILITIA, THE

1404
00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:26,700
PEOPLE'S --

1405
00:46:26,766 --> 00:46:27,733
>> THE INSURRECTIONIST THINK

1406
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:34,700
THEY WERE A RE WELL REGULATED

1407
00:46:34,766 --> 00:46:34,933
MILITIA.

1408
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,100
>> Bill: I GOT TO GO TO NEW

1409
00:46:36,166 --> 00:46:38,366
RULES, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FUN.

1410
00:46:38,433 --> 00:46:39,700
NEW RULE: WHEN JOE BIDEN VISITS

1411
00:46:39,766 --> 00:46:40,333
THE QUEEN THIS WEEKEND, HE HAS

1412
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,100
TO BE A FRIEND AND TELL HER HER

1413
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:44,700
SPENDING IS OUT OF CONTROL.

1414
00:46:44,766 --> 00:46:44,966
[LAUGHTER]

1415
00:46:45,033 --> 00:46:45,866
WHETHER YOU LIKE THE ROYAL

1416
00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:46,666
FAMILY OR YOU HATE THEM, YOU

1417
00:46:46,733 --> 00:46:47,500
HAVE TO ADMIT THE QUEEN'S

1418
00:46:47,566 --> 00:46:49,533
LIFESTYLE IS RATHER LAVISH.

1419
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,766
AND BEFORE YOU SAY YOU DON'T

1420
00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:52,366
THINK SO THIS IS HER USING THE

1421
00:46:52,433 --> 00:46:59,533
BATHROOM.

1422
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:03,000
[LAUGHTER]

1423
00:47:03,066 --> 00:47:04,833
TWO GUYS IN THERE, THAT IS

1424
00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:05,066
LAVISH.

1425
00:47:05,133 --> 00:47:05,633
NEW RULE: DON'T HAVE SEX IN

1426
00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:06,366
FRONT OF YOUR DOG.

1427
00:47:06,433 --> 00:47:10,233
IT'S CRUEL AND CONFUSING.

1428
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:10,933
THE DOG'S THINKING, "WHERE'D THE

1429
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:11,633
BALL GO?!

1430
00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:12,466
OH, THERE IT IS!

1431
00:47:12,533 --> 00:47:13,100
WHERE'D THE BALL GO?!

1432
00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:15,266
OH, THERE IT IS!

1433
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,600
WHERE'D THE BALL GO?!

1434
00:47:16,666 --> 00:47:21,366
OH, THERE IT IS!"

1435
00:47:21,433 --> 00:47:21,700
[LAUGHTER]

1436
00:47:21,766 --> 00:47:22,100
[APPLAUSE]

1437
00:47:22,166 --> 00:47:23,233
NEW RULE: THIS COUPLE IN SOUTH

1438
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:26,300
AFRICA WHO JUST GAVE BIRTH TO

1439
00:47:26,366 --> 00:47:28,366
TEN BABIES HAS TO ANSWER ONE

1440
00:47:28,433 --> 00:47:35,266
QUESTION: WHY ARE YOU SMILING?

1441
00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:36,266
[LAUGHTER]

1442
00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:37,100
NEW RULE: LET'S CALL WINDING

1443
00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:39,066
COUNTRY ROADS WHAT THEY REALLY

1444
00:47:39,133 --> 00:47:47,400
ARE: REDNECK POPULATION CONTROL.

1445
00:47:47,466 --> 00:47:47,666
[LAUGHTER]

1446
00:47:47,733 --> 00:47:48,800
BECAUSE EVERY TIME I DRIVE DOWN

1447
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:49,466
ONE, I SEE A HOMEMADE CROSS ON

1448
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,500
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WITH NAMES

1449
00:47:51,566 --> 00:47:52,466
LIKE "SKEETER," "DALE" AND

1450
00:47:52,533 --> 00:47:56,433
"BETTY LOU."

1451
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,333
WINDING COUNTRY ROADS: GREAT FOR

1452
00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,533
COUNTRY MUSIC SONGS; NOT GREAT

1453
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:08,666
FOR COUNTRY MUSIC FANS.

1454
00:48:08,733 --> 00:48:08,966
[LAUGHTER]

1455
00:48:09,033 --> 00:48:09,233
[APPLAUSE]

1456
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:10,200
NEW RULE: NOW THAT THE FDA HAS

1457
00:48:10,266 --> 00:48:10,866
EXTENDED THE EXPIRATION DATE ON

1458
00:48:10,933 --> 00:48:12,333
JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINES BY

1459
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,866
SIX WEEKS, THEY HAVE TO TAKE A

1460
00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:14,800
LOOK AT THE COTTAGE CHEESE IN MY

1461
00:48:14,866 --> 00:48:20,366
FRIDGE.

1462
00:48:20,433 --> 00:48:20,633
[LAUGHTER]

1463
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:21,233
IT SAYS "MAY 31ST," BUT IT

1464
00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:28,933
SMELLS FINE TO ME.

1465
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:29,300
[LAUGHTER]

1466
00:48:29,366 --> 00:48:29,600
[APPLAUSE]

1467
00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:30,766
THOUGH I'M NOT SUGGESTING ALL

1468
00:48:30,833 --> 00:48:31,766
EXPIRATION DATES ARE BOGUS.

1469
00:48:31,833 --> 00:48:32,900
IF THE CONDOM IN YOUR WALLET

1470
00:48:32,966 --> 00:48:33,600
EXPIRED IN 2013, I'D THROW IT

1471
00:48:33,666 --> 00:48:39,333
OUT.

1472
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:40,766
[LAUGHTER]

1473
00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:41,133
[APPLAUSE]

1474
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,566
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THIS

1475
00:48:44,633 --> 00:48:50,433
HAPPENED.

1476
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:51,466
[LAUGHTER]

1477
00:48:51,533 --> 00:48:51,933
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1478
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:52,600
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1479
00:48:52,666 --> 00:48:54,233
FROM NOW ON WHEN JOE BIDEN VEERS

1480
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:55,800
OFF INTO ONE OF HIS LONG-WINDED

1481
00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:58,233
STORIES THAT SEEM TO BE

1482
00:48:58,300 --> 00:48:59,066
OFF-TOPIC, EVERYONE MUST REALIZE

1483
00:48:59,133 --> 00:49:06,000
HE USUALLY DOES HAVE A POINT.

1484
00:49:06,066 --> 00:49:10,300
>> THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE OVER

1485
00:49:10,366 --> 00:49:11,066
50 HOW OFTEN DID YOU EVER SEE

1486
00:49:11,133 --> 00:49:11,700
ADVERTISEMENTS ON TELEVISION

1487
00:49:11,766 --> 00:49:12,866
WITH BLACK AND WHITE COUPLES?

1488
00:49:12,933 --> 00:49:15,533
NOT A JOKE.

1489
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,633
I CHALLENGE YOU -- FIND TODAY,

1490
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:19,633
WHEN YOU TURN ON THE STATIONS --

1491
00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:21,033
SIT ON ONE STATION FOR TWO

1492
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:22,700
HOURS.

1493
00:49:22,766 --> 00:49:24,633
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY

1494
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:27,466
COMMERCIALS YOU'LL SEE -- EIGHT

1495
00:49:27,533 --> 00:49:29,533
TO FIVE -- TWO TO THREE OUT OF

1496
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,533
FIVE HAVE MIXED-RACE COUPLES IN

1497
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:37,333
THEM.

1498
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,933
[LAUGHTER]

1499
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,166
>> Bill: I'M GONNA TELL YOU.

1500
00:49:44,233 --> 00:49:44,866
I KNOW, IT SOUNDS KIND

1501
00:49:44,933 --> 00:49:45,800
OF OUT OF LEFT FIELD, BUT

1502
00:49:45,866 --> 00:49:46,400
ACTUALLY UNCLE JOE IS POINTING

1503
00:49:46,466 --> 00:49:47,900
LIBERALS TOWARDS SOMETHING THEY

1504
00:49:47,966 --> 00:49:49,200
NEED TO BE MORE AWARE OF: THEY

1505
00:49:49,266 --> 00:49:50,033
HAVE A BAD CASE OF

1506
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:51,566
PROGRESSOPHOBIA.

1507
00:49:51,633 --> 00:49:52,666
THAT'S THE PHRASE COINED BY

1508
00:49:52,733 --> 00:49:54,333
STEVEN PINKER TO DESCRIBE A

1509
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:55,633
BRAIN DISORDER THAT STRIKES

1510
00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:56,633
LIBERALS AND MAKES THEM

1511
00:49:56,700 --> 00:49:57,700
INCAPABLE OF RECOGNIZING

1512
00:49:57,766 --> 00:50:01,266
PROGRESS.

1513
00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:04,633
IT'S LIKE SITUATIONAL BLINDNESS,

1514
00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:06,800
ONLY WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE IS THAT

1515
00:50:06,866 --> 00:50:09,066
YOUR DORM IN 2021 IS BETTER THAN

1516
00:50:09,133 --> 00:50:13,200
THE SOUTH BEFORE THE CIVIL WAR.

1517
00:50:13,266 --> 00:50:14,866
[APPLAUSE]

1518
00:50:14,933 --> 00:50:16,833
IF YOU THINK AMERICA IS MORE

1519
00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:18,233
RACIST NOW THAN EVER, MORE

1520
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:19,800
SEXIST THAN BEFORE WOMEN COULD

1521
00:50:19,866 --> 00:50:20,733
VOTE AND MORE HOMOPHOBIC THAN

1522
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,300
WHEN BLOW JOBS WERE A FELONY,

1523
00:50:24,366 --> 00:50:25,566
YOU HAVE PROGRESSOPHOBIA AND

1524
00:50:25,633 --> 00:50:26,533
SHOULD ADJUST YOUR MASK, BECAUSE

1525
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:32,966
IT'S COVERING YOUR EYES.

1526
00:50:33,033 --> 00:50:34,200
[APPLAUSE]

1527
00:50:34,266 --> 00:50:35,700
BEFORE 2012, EVERY TIME GAY

1528
00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:38,000
MARRIAGE WAS PUT BEFORE A

1529
00:50:38,066 --> 00:50:39,066
STATE'S VOTERS, IT LOST: 35

1530
00:50:39,133 --> 00:50:40,966
TIMES IN A ROW.

1531
00:50:41,033 --> 00:50:41,766
NOW IT'S THE LAW OF THE LAND IN

1532
00:50:41,833 --> 00:50:43,500
EVERY STATE.

1533
00:50:43,566 --> 00:50:45,466
EVEN HALF OF REPUBLICANS ARE FOR

1534
00:50:45,533 --> 00:50:46,500
IT; THE OTHER HALF ARE FOR

1535
00:50:46,566 --> 00:50:52,533
CLOSETED GAY SEX.

1536
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:52,800
[LAUGHTER]

1537
00:50:52,866 --> 00:50:53,733
THE CHANT FROM GAY PROTESTERS

1538
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:54,966
USED TO BE "WE'RE HERE, WE'RE

1539
00:50:55,033 --> 00:50:57,300
QUEER, GET USED TO IT."

1540
00:50:57,366 --> 00:50:58,966
WELL, WE DID.

1541
00:50:59,033 --> 00:51:00,133
THIS IS PRIDE MONTH, AND IT'S

1542
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,500
NOT EVEN A BIG DEAL ANYMORE.

1543
00:51:01,566 --> 00:51:03,900
30 DAYS OF PARADES AND FESTIVALS

1544
00:51:03,966 --> 00:51:06,000
CELEBRATING A CAUSE THAT WAS

1545
00:51:06,066 --> 00:51:07,666
ONCE SO DIVISIVE ELLEN PRETENDED

1546
00:51:07,733 --> 00:51:12,466
TO BE STRAIGHT.

1547
00:51:12,533 --> 00:51:12,733
[LAUGHTER]

1548
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,566
STATE HOUSES FLY PRIDE FLAGS

1549
00:51:13,633 --> 00:51:14,533
NOW.

1550
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DISNEY CELEBRATES IT.

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BY FEDERAL LAW, EVERY SINGLE TV

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00:51:17,633 --> 00:51:19,700
SHOW MUST INCLUDE A STORYLINE

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00:51:19,766 --> 00:51:26,033
ABOUT LESBIANS HAVING A BABY.

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00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:26,300
[LAUGHTER]

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00:51:26,366 --> 00:51:27,266
IF SOMEONE ANNOUNCES THEY'RE GAY

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00:51:27,333 --> 00:51:28,166
ON TV, IT'S MET WITH THUNDEROUS

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00:51:28,233 --> 00:51:29,300
APPLAUSE.

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00:51:29,366 --> 00:51:34,166
MY ACCOUNTANT SAYS, "YAS QUEEN."

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00:51:34,233 --> 00:51:35,900
YOU LITERALLY COULDN'T FIND A

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00:51:35,966 --> 00:51:37,566
MAJOR AMERICAN CORPORATION THAT

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00:51:37,633 --> 00:51:39,033
DOESN'T DO SOMETHING FOR PRIDE

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MONTH.

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NASCAR DOES IT.

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00:51:43,466 --> 00:51:45,666
RAYTHEON, MAKER OF HIGH TECH,

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00:51:45,733 --> 00:51:46,966
LETHAL WEAPONRY THAT KILLS

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00:51:47,033 --> 00:51:49,233
PEOPLE FROM THE SKY, DOES IT.

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00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:50,500
AND I HEAR NEXT YEAR THEY'RE

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00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:51,133
GOING TO PAINT "YOU GO, GIRL!"

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ON THE SIDE OF THEIR MISSILES.

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00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,166
[LAUGHTER]

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00:52:00,233 --> 00:52:00,633
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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IT'S NOT JUST LGBT ISSUES - NOT

1573
00:52:02,666 --> 00:52:04,100
THAT LONG AGO, I KNEW PEOPLE WHO

1574
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:06,233
WENT TO PRISON FOR GROWING POT,

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00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:07,533
AND TODAY YOU CAN LEGALLY SMOKE

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00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,000
IT FOR FUN IN 43% OF THE

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00:52:10,066 --> 00:52:20,033
COUNTRY, AND I WILL.

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[LAUGHTER]

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00:52:20,433 --> 00:52:20,833
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:21,466
EVEN SOMETHING LIKE BULLYING -

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00:52:21,533 --> 00:52:22,200
IT STILL HAPPENS, BUT BEING

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00:52:22,266 --> 00:52:23,100
OUTWARDLY CRUEL TO PEOPLE WHO

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00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:23,833
ARE DIFFERENT IS NO LONGER

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00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:25,266
ACCEPTABLE.

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00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:27,166
THAT'S PROGRESS, AND

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00:52:27,233 --> 00:52:28,433
ACKNOWLEDGING PROGRESS ISN'T

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SAYING, "WE'RE DONE" OR "WE

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00:52:30,433 --> 00:52:32,733
DON'T NEED MORE."

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00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:33,666
AND BEING GLOOMIER DOESN'T MAKE

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YOU A BETTER PERSON.

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IN 1958, ONLY 4% OF AMERICANS

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00:52:38,566 --> 00:52:41,566
APPROVED OF INTERRACIAL

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00:52:41,633 --> 00:52:42,800
MARRIAGE; NOW, GALLUP DOESN'T

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00:52:42,866 --> 00:52:44,566
EVEN BOTHER ASKING ANYMORE - THE

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00:52:44,633 --> 00:52:46,000
LAST TIME THEY DID, IN 2013, 87%

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APPROVED.

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AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF

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AMERICANS NOW SAY THEY WANT TO

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00:52:52,033 --> 00:52:54,366
LIVE IN A MULTIRACIAL

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00:52:54,433 --> 00:52:56,466
NEIGHBORHOOD - THAT'S A SEA

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00:52:56,533 --> 00:52:58,333
CHANGE FROM WHEN I WAS A KID.

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IN A COUNTRY THAT'S 14% BLACK,

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00:53:00,166 --> 00:53:01,766
18% OF THE INCOMING CLASS AT

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00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:04,933
HARVARD IS BLACK, AND SINCE

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00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,266
2017, WHITE STUDENTS ARE NOT

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EVEN A MAJORITY IN OUR PUBLIC

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COLLEGES.

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00:53:11,533 --> 00:53:13,500
EMPLOYEES OF COLOR MAKE UP 47%

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OF MICROSOFT 50% OF TARGET AND

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00:53:16,100 --> 00:53:18,266
55% OF THE GAP, AS COMPANIES

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00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:20,133
BECOME DESPERATE TO LOOK LIKE

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THEIR TV COMMERCIALS.

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00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:28,300
[LAUGHTER]

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00:53:28,366 --> 00:53:30,233
[APPLAUSE]

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THE "FRIENDS REUNION" LOOKED

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00:53:33,733 --> 00:53:34,966
WEIRD BECAUSE IF YOU EVEN

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00:53:35,033 --> 00:53:36,066
SUGGESTED A SHOW TODAY ABOUT SIX

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00:53:36,133 --> 00:53:37,566
PEOPLE ALL OF WHOM WERE STRAIGHT

1619
00:53:37,633 --> 00:53:38,633
AND WHITE THE NETWORK WOULD

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LAUGH YOU OUT OF THE ROOM.

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AND THEN CANCEL YOU ON TWITTER.

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[LAUGHTER]

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00:53:50,666 --> 00:53:51,900
[APPLAUSE]

1624
00:53:51,966 --> 00:53:52,766
AND YET THERE IS A RECURRENT

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00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:53,566
THEME ON THE FAR LEFT THAT

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00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:54,600
THINGS HAVE NEVER BEEN WORSE.

1627
00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:57,066
KEVIN HART EXPRESSED A VIEW MANY

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00:53:57,133 --> 00:53:58,166
HOLD WHEN HE TOLD THE NEW YORK

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00:53:58,233 --> 00:53:59,633
TIMES "YOU'RE WITNESSING WHITE

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POWER AND WHITE PRIVILEGE AT AN

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ALL-TIME HIGH."

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THIS IS ONE OF THE BIG PROBLEMS

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WITH WOKENESS THAT WHAT YOU SAY

1634
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DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE.

1635
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OR JIBE WITH THE FACTS.

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00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:11,800
OR EVER BE CHALLENGED, LEST THE

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00:54:11,866 --> 00:54:13,133
CHALLENGE ITSELF BE CONFLATED

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WITH RACISM.

1639
00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:17,600
BUT SAYING WHITE POWER AND

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00:54:17,666 --> 00:54:19,833
PRIVILEGE IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH

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IS JUST RIDICULOUS.

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00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:22,966
HIGHER THAN A CENTURY AGO, THE

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00:54:23,033 --> 00:54:25,600
YEAR OF THE TULSA RACE MASSACRE?

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00:54:25,666 --> 00:54:27,100
HIGHER THAN THE YEARS WHEN THE

1645
00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:28,733
KKK RODE UNCHECKED AND JIM CROW

1646
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,100
WENT UNCHALLENGED?

1647
00:54:31,166 --> 00:54:32,666
HIGHER THAN THE 1960S WHEN THE

1648
00:54:32,733 --> 00:54:34,500
SUPREMES AND WILLIE MAYS STILL

1649
00:54:34,566 --> 00:54:36,333
COULDN'T STAY IN THE SAME HOTEL

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00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:37,533
AS THE WHITE PEOPLE THEY WERE

1651
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,266
WORKING WITH?

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00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:40,900
HIGHER THAN DURING SLAVERY?

1653
00:54:40,966 --> 00:54:43,066
AND I MEAN ACTUAL SLAVERY, NOT

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PRINCE-DOESN'T-LIKE-HIS-RECORD

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00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:51,166
CONTRACT-SLAVERY.

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00:54:51,233 --> 00:54:52,300
[LAUGHTER]

1657
00:54:52,366 --> 00:54:54,366
RACISM IS STILL UNFORTUNATELY

1658
00:54:54,433 --> 00:54:55,466
STILL WITH US - WE HAVE THE

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FOOTAGE.

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00:54:57,066 --> 00:54:59,433
IN POLICING, HOUSING, JOB

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DISCRIMINATION, SEGREGATED

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00:55:01,933 --> 00:55:03,433
SCHOOLS, WEALTH INEQUALITY, THE

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00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:05,566
LEGACY OF INJUSTICE SADLY LIVES

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ON AND DEMANDS REMEDIAL ACTION.

1665
00:55:09,566 --> 00:55:12,166
I UNDERSTAND, AS BEST I CAN, HOW

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RACISM SINGES A PERSON'S SOUL SO

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MUCH THAT THEY SEE IT

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EVERYWHERE.

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00:55:16,833 --> 00:55:18,300
BUT SEEING CLEARLY IS NECESSARY

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00:55:18,366 --> 00:55:20,633
FOR ACTUALLY FIXING PROBLEMS,

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00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:22,133
AND CLEARLY RACISM IS SIMPLY NO

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00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,100
LONGER EVERYWHERE.

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00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:28,800
IT'S NOT IN MY HOUSE, AND IT

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00:55:28,866 --> 00:55:34,166
PROBABLY ISN'T IN YOURS.

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00:55:34,233 --> 00:55:35,333
IF I READ MY AUDIENCE RIGHT AND

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00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:36,333
I THINK I DO.

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00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,466
FOR MOST OF THE COUNTRY, THE

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00:55:37,533 --> 00:55:38,300
MOST UNHIP THING YOU COULD EVER

1679
00:55:38,366 --> 00:55:39,466
BE TODAY IS A RACIST.

1680
00:55:39,533 --> 00:55:40,533
EVEN DEREK CHAUVIN WAS NOT

1681
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,766
BACKED UP BY HIS FELLOW

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00:55:41,833 --> 00:55:42,833
OFFICERS, AND THAT NEVER USED TO

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00:55:42,900 --> 00:55:44,433
HAPPEN.

1684
00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:46,933
THE LOW POINT OF RACE RELATIONS

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00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,266
WASN'T KIM KARDASHIAN WEARING

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00:55:49,333 --> 00:55:50,733
CORNROWS, EVEN THOUGH IT

1687
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,200
HAPPENED ON SNAPCHAT AND GEORGE

1688
00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:55,333
WALLACE STANDING IN A DOORWAY

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00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:56,300
DIDN'T.

1690
00:55:56,366 --> 00:55:57,533
BECAUSE HERE'S THE THING KIDS:

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00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:58,900
THERE ACTUALLY WAS A WORLD

1692
00:55:58,966 --> 00:56:06,133
BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.

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00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:10,600
[EXPLOSION]

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00:56:10,666 --> 00:56:12,600
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:20,166
WE DATE HUMAN EVENTS AD AND

1696
00:56:20,233 --> 00:56:20,333
BC.

1697
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,166
BUT WE NEED A THIRD

1698
00:56:21,233 --> 00:56:25,066
MARKER FOR MILLENNIALS AND GEN

1699
00:56:25,133 --> 00:56:28,833
Z: B.Y.: BEFORE YOU.

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00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:29,100
[LAUGHTER]

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00:56:29,166 --> 00:56:30,000
IT'S TELLING THAT IN A RECENT

1702
00:56:30,066 --> 00:56:30,466
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1703
00:56:30,533 --> 00:56:31,200
HARVARD YOUTH POLL OF AMERICANS

1704
00:56:31,266 --> 00:56:33,066
BETWEEN 18 AND 29, 72% OF BLACKS

1705
00:56:33,133 --> 00:56:34,500
SAID THEY WERE HOPEFUL ABOUT THE

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00:56:34,566 --> 00:56:36,466
FUTURE OF AMERICA, AS COMPARED

1707
00:56:36,533 --> 00:56:36,933
TO ONLY 46% OF WHITES.

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00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,366
I'M NOT SURPRISED - THERE ARE A

1709
00:56:40,433 --> 00:56:41,733
HELL OF A LOT OF AMERICANS

1710
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,733
TRYING REALLY HARD THESE DAYS TO

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00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,766
EMBRACE A NEW SPIRIT OF

1712
00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:48,500
INCLUSION AND SELF-REFLECTION.

1713
00:56:48,566 --> 00:56:51,400
AND THIS PROGRESSIVE ALLERGY TO

1714
00:56:51,466 --> 00:56:53,633
ACKNOWLEDGING SOCIETAL ADVANCES

1715
00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:55,133
IS SELF-DEFEATING, BECAUSE

1716
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,566
PROGRESS, AND HOPE THAT WE CAN

1717
00:56:56,633 --> 00:56:57,666
ACHIEVE IT, IS THE PRODUCT WE'RE

1718
00:56:57,733 --> 00:57:00,100
SELLING.

1719
00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:01,300
AND HAVING A WARPED VIEW OF

1720
00:57:01,366 --> 00:57:02,300
REALITY LEADS TO POLICIES THAT

1721
00:57:02,366 --> 00:57:03,966
ARE WARPED.

1722
00:57:04,033 --> 00:57:07,200
BLACK-ONLY DORMS AND GRADUATION

1723
00:57:07,266 --> 00:57:09,133
CEREMONIES; A GROWING BELIEF IN

1724
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,533
"WHITENESS" AS A MALADY AND

1725
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:13,366
WHITE PEOPLE AS IRREDEEMABLE;

1726
00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:14,466
GIVING UP ON A COLORBLIND

1727
00:57:14,533 --> 00:57:16,066
SOCIETY.

1728
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:17,500
ONLY IF YOU BELIEVE WE'VE MADE

1729
00:57:17,566 --> 00:57:18,833
NO PROGRESS DOES ANY OF THIS

1730
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:20,800
MAKES SENSE.

1731
00:57:20,866 --> 00:57:22,233
I CAN NAME SOME THINGS THAT

1732
00:57:22,300 --> 00:57:23,266
ACTUALLY ARE WORSE THAN THEY'VE

1733
00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:24,466
EVER BEEN.

1734
00:57:24,533 --> 00:57:26,500
LIKE THE ENVIRONMENT AND

1735
00:57:26,566 --> 00:57:28,600
HOMELESSNESS IN L.A.

1736
00:57:28,666 --> 00:57:29,900
AND THE PROSPECTS FOR

1737
00:57:29,966 --> 00:57:32,100
MAINTAINING AN ACTUAL DEMOCRACY

1738
00:57:32,166 --> 00:57:34,733
IN AMERICA.

1739
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,166
BUT WHERE PROGRESS HAS BEEN

1740
00:57:36,233 --> 00:57:37,433
MADE, IT'S NOT A SIN, AND IT'S

1741
00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:39,566
CERTAINLY NOT INACCURATE, TO SAY

1742
00:57:39,633 --> 00:57:41,033
WE'VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY.

1743
00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:42,900
NOT MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

1744
00:57:42,966 --> 00:57:45,966
JUST A LONG WAY.

1745
00:57:46,033 --> 00:57:46,966
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1746
00:57:47,033 --> 00:57:48,433
I'LL BE AT THE TOYOTA MUSIC

1747
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:50,266
FACTORY IN IRVING, TX, JULY

1748
00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:53,266
11TH, AT THE MIRAGE IN VEGAS

1749
00:57:53,333 --> 00:57:54,600
JULY 16TH AND 17TH, AND AT THE

1750
00:57:54,666 --> 00:57:55,866
BUDDY HOLLY CENTER IN LUBBOCK,

1751
00:57:55,933 --> 00:57:59,433
JULY 31ST.

1752
00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,766
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS RACHEL

1753
00:58:01,833 --> 00:58:02,766
BITECOFER, ROB REINER AND NEIL

1754
00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:04,266
DEGRASSE TYSON.

1755
00:58:04,333 --> 00:58:07,300
WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK.

1756
00:58:07,366 --> 00:58:19,833
THANK YOU, FOLKS!

1757
00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:21,200
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1758
00:58:21,266 --> 00:58:30,500
♪ ♪

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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♪ ♪