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>> START THE CLOCK.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: THANK YOU, LADIES AND

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GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU.

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HOW ARE YOU DOING?

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ALL RIGHT, I APPRECIATE IT.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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OKAY, THANK YOU.

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FIRST OF ALL, I'M SORRY I MISSED

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THE LAST TWO WEEKS.

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I DIDN'T WANT TO, YOU HEARD

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THIS, THEY SAID I HAD COVID.

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YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU GO

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TO JIFFY LUBE, THEY SHOW YOU THE

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AIR FILTER AND YOU GO OKAY,

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YOU'RE THE EXPERT.

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I THANK YOU FOR ALL THE GET WELL

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WISHES, I CAN'T OBLIGE YOU, I

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NEVER WAS SICK.

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I FELT NOTHING BUT OKAY, I HAD

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THE VACCINE, THAT'S ANOTHER

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RUMOR, I HAD IT.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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IT'S NOT WORTHY OF APPLAUSE, BUT

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OKAY.

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DID IT HELP?

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PROBABLY, WE DON'T KNOW,

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PROBABLY.

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MOST PEOPLE WHO GOT THE THING,

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LESS THAN FOUR PEOPLE WENT TO

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THE HOSPITAL, I KNOW THE MEDIA

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DOESN'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THAT,

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THE POINT IS I HAD IT!

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[LAUGHTER]

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AND NOW IN AMERICA, WE ARE LIKE

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BRIBING PEOPLE TO GET THE

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VACCINE.

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REALLY.

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THEY'RE GIVING AWAY COLLEGE

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SCHOLARSHIPS AND FREE BEER AND

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BASEBALL TICKETS, CALIFORNIA IS

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GIVING AWAY $160 MILLION IN CASH

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AND PRIZES.

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WE ARE AT THE BOB BARKER PHASE

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OF THE PANDEMIC.

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I LOVE THIS COUNTRY, ALL OVER

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THE WORLD PEOPLE ARE DYING TO

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GET THIS VACCINE BUT HERE THEY

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HAVE TO GIVE YOU A JET SKI FIRST

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AND THEN MAYBE I WILL CONSIDER

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IT.

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THE OTHER STUPID THING, PEOPLE

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SAID HOW COULD YOU HAVE TESTED

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POSITIVE IF YOU HAD THE

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VACCINE -- IT HAPPENS!

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THEY NEVER SAID IT WAS 100%

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EFFECTIVE, NOBODY EVER DID, THE

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SAME WEEK IT HAPPENED TO ME,

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NINE YANKEES WHO HAD VACCINE

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TESTED POSITIVE WHICH IS

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SUPPORTING MY THEORY THAT THE

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VIRUS COMES FROM BATS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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THAT'S NOT EVEN MY THEORY, I WAS

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ALWAYS SAYING FROM THE

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BEGINNING, IT COULD'VE BEEN LAB,

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IT COULD'VE BEEN BATS, FACEBOOK

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SAID YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY IT

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MIGHT'VE BEEN THE LAB, NOW

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EVERYONE IS SAYING IT MIGHT BE,

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THIS IS NOT POLITICAL.

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JUST TREAT THIS AS A SCIENCE

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ISSUE, WE DON'T KNOW WHERE IT

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CAME FROM.

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NOW "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL"

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SAYS IT MIGHT BE THE LAB, WE

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HAVE THE GUY, THE FORMER CDC HAD

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SAID HE THINKS IT'S THE LAB, THE

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BY THE ADMINISTRATION NOW IS

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LOOKING INTO IT MIGHT BE THE LAB

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AND THERE ARE RUMORS AND I

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JUST AN ACCIDENT THAT MAY BE THE

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LAB WAS MANIPULATING THE VIRUS

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TO MAKE IT STRONGER, WHICH IS A

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VIOLATION OF A SACRED PRINCIPLE

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IN CHINA, NO SUBSTITUTIONS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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YOU CAN TRY TO PRETEND THAT'S A

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RACIST JOKE, GOOD LUCK WITH

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THAT, I DON'T CARE, IT'S NOT.

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THE GOOD NEWS IS, MEMORIAL DAY

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IS THIS WEEKEND, THAT'S KIND OF

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GREAT.

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AND THE MASKS ARE COMING OFF,

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THE CDC SAID THAT IS OKAY, I SEE

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YOU STILL GOT THEM ON BUT WE ARE

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INSIDE, AND I NEARLY DIED.

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[LAUGHTER]

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EVERYTHING IS COMING BACK TO

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LIFE, EVEN THE CICADAS!

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THE CICADAS ARE EMERGING AFTER A

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17 YEAR HIBERNATION LOOKING TO

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MATE AND WHEN MATT GAETZ HEARD

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17 AND LOOKING TO MATE, HE

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ORDERED A WHOLE NEW SUPPLY OF

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ECSTASY.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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YOU ARE MEMBER MATT GAETZ -- EAT

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IT, NERD, WE GOT TO SHOW THE

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PICTURE EVERY TIME.

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THE BAD NEWS IS, THIS HAPPENED

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TODAY, SENATE REPUBLICANS HAVE

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KILLED THE BILL TO FORM AN

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INDEPENDENT COMMISSION TO LOOK

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INTO THE JANUARY 6TH

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CAPITOL HILL RIOTS, THEY SAY THE

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WHOLE THING IS A THINLY VEILED

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DEMOCRATIC PLOT TO GET TO THE

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FACTS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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TED CRUZ SAID NO BIGGIE, IF

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THERE HAD BEEN ANY REAL DANGER,

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I WOULD'VE BEEN IN CANCUN.

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IF [LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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SO THIS IS HOW FUCKED UP OUR

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COUNTRY IS.

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BECAUSE OF FILIBUSTER AND THE 60

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THING, 60 SENATORS -- 54 VOTED

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FOR IT, ONLY 35 KILLED IT, ONLY

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SIX REPUBLICANS VOTED FOR THIS

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BILL.

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MITT ROMNEY, LISA MURKOWSKI, THE

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USUAL SUSPECTS IN THE

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9-TERRORIST WING OF THE

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REPUBLICAN PARTY.

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WHY DO REPUBLICANS AND GET A SAY

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IN THIS?

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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IT'S LIKE LETTING THE DOG DECIDE

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TO LOOK INTO WHO SHIT ON THE

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RUG.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I THINK I KNOW.

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ONE OF THE REASONS WHY IS

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BECAUSE THE REPUBLICANS KNOW

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THEIR CONSTITUENTS EITHER DON'T

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CARE -- LISTEN TO THIS, 3 OUT OD

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FILE REPUBLICANS BELIEVE WHO IS

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RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CAPITAL

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RIOTS?

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LEFT-WING PROTESTERS TRYING TO

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MAKE TRUMPET LOOK BAD.

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ALSO TRYING TO MAKE TRUMP LOOK

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BAD?

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THE

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7 DEADLY SINS, THE HUMAN EYE,

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AND FOOD.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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REPUBLICANS LOVE THIS IDEA OF

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THE FALSE FLAG OPERATION,

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WHENEVER THEY DO SOMETHING

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FUCKED UP IT'S ALWAYS US DRESSED

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UP AS THEM.

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EVERYTHING IS THE BOSTON TEA

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PARTY, NO THEY WERE DRESSED AS

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INDIANS!

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WHAT THE FUCK?

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I WONDER IF THEY TRY THIS AT

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HOME WITH THEIR WIVES, THAT

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WASN'T ME FUCKING THE

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BABYSITTER, THAT WAS A DEMOCRAT

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DRESSED AS ME FUCKING FUCKING

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THE BABYSITTER AND HE WAS USING

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MY PENIS, THAT'S HOW BAD THEY

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ARE.

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,

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JAMES CARVILLE AND NICHOLAS

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KRISTOF ARE HERE.

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BUT FIRST, HE'S THE 29-TIME EMMY

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WINNING BROADCASTER FOR THE MLB

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NETWORK AND HOST OF THE NEW SHOW

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BACK ON THE RECORD WITH BOB

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COSTAS COMING TO HBO LATER THIS

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SUMMER: BOB COSTAS.

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HE IS BACK HERE AND TALKING ON

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THE NETWORK!

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>> WE ARE NOT SHAKING, WE ARE

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BOWING AND WAVING.

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>> Bill: OF COURSE!

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I THOUGHT WE ALL AGREED AND I

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FOUND OUT HOW WRONG I AM HAVING

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BEEN OUT GETTING COVID -- THAT'S

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PROBABLY HOW I GOT IT, I'VE BEEN

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OUT THERE IT PEOPLE WENT RIGHT

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BACK TO THE SHAKING AND THE

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HUGGING, PEOPLE NEED HUMAN

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CONTACT AND I WAS THE ONE GOING

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WAIT, I THOUGHT WE HAD DECIDED

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EVEN WHEN THE PANDEMIC IS OVER,

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THAT WAS UNNECESSARY AND THEN

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THEY WERE LIKE MR. NEGATIVE, I

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WAS THE ONE GUY DURING THE WHOLE

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THING --

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>> FREE COAL BUT I ALWAYS FELT

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WE OUGHT TO GO THE ASIAN ROUTE,

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JUST BALL.

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IT'S MORE RESPECTFUL AND IF YOU

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SHAKING OF HANDS, FORGET ABOUT

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DURING THE PANDEMIC, YOU SHAKING

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OF HANDS, YOU'RE GOING TO GET A

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COLD, YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH

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SOMETHING.

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>> Bill: I DON'T WANT ANYONE

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TO TOUCH ME UNLESS THEY MEAN

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BUSINESS.

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>> THIS HAS BEEN A PARTICULARLY

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ROUGH STRETCH FOR YOU, HASN'T

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IT?

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>> Bill: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE

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OLYMPICS.

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>> YEAH, OKAY.

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>> Bill: I WOULD NEVER -- I

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THINK YOU KNOW THIS, I'VE NEVER

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BEEN A GIANT OLYMPIC FAN

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ESPECIALLY THE GIRLS GYMNASTICS,

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SEEMS LIKE CHILD ABUSE TO

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CAPTURE THEM AT THE AGE OF FOUR

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AND TRAIN THEM 12 HOURS A DAY.

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>> THERE'S SOMETHING TO THAT.

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>> Bill: I KNOW, AMERICA,

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GREAT -- I KNOW, WE KICK ASS

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OVERSEAS BUT I DO ASSOCIATED

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WITH YOU, I NEVER WATCH IT FOR

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THE GAMES, I WATCH IT FOR YOU.

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[APPLAUSE]

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THE GAMES WERE SECONDARY, IT WAS

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REALLY THE BROADCASTING.

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HOW MANY DID YOU COVER?

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>> 12.

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>> Bill: 12!

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NO.

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>> FROM 1988 THROUGH 2016.

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>> Bill: BECAUSE EVERY TWO

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YEARS.

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IN THE PREP MUST BE CRAZY.

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>> I LEARNED THE HOST HAS TO BE

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A GOOD GENERAL LIST BUT YOU

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DON'T NEED TO KNOW EVERY

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PLATFORM DRIVER FROM PERU OR

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NORWAY, THAT'S FOR THE PEOPLE AT

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THE VENUE, YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE

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THE BIG PICTURE.

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>> Bill: NOW WE ARE GOING TO

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HAVE IT IN TOKYO IN JUST A

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MONTH, THIS IS A BIG

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CONTROVERSY.

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I HAVE NO DOG IN THIS FIGHT, I

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DON'T WATCH IT AND I KNOW YOU'RE

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NOT DOING IT.

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>> IT FREES UP A LOT OF TIME FOR

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ME.

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>> Bill: IT REALLY DOES, IT

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TAKES TOO LONG, THERE'S TOO MANY

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BACK STORIES ABOUT WHAT THEY

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WENT THROUGH TO GET THERE.

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IF THEY JUST CUT IT DOWN, IT'S

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LIKE ALL THESE STREAMING SHOWS

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THAT SHOULD BE JUST A MOVIE,

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JUST MAKE IT INTO ONE FUCKING

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MOVIE.

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>> THEY SPENT A BILLION DOLLARS

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OR MORE FOR THE RIGHTS AND IT

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DOMINATES THE RATINGS AT A TIME

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WHEN EVERY THING IS FRAGMENTED.

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IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT CUTS

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THROUGH.

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>> Bill: YOU THINK IT SHOULD

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TAKE PLACE BECAUSE WE AREN'T

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GOING TO HAVE A CROWD?

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>> IT SHOULD BE POSTPONED, NOT

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CANCELED, IF THEY POSTPONE IT

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UNTIL THE SUMMER OF 2022, AS A

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ONE-OFF, THEN IT WOULD GO BACK

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TO THE WAY IT WAS PRIOR TO THE

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90s, THE WINTER AND SUMMER

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GAMES TOOK PLACE EVERY FOUR

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YEARS IN THE SAME CALENDAR YEAR.

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UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES IT

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MAKES SENSE BUT YOU GOT TO

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UNDERSTAND, THE IOC HOLDS ALL

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THE CARDS.

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>> Bill: THE INTERNATIONAL --

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>> THE INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC

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COMMITTEE.

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>> Bill: EVERY TIME I SEE

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THEIR NAME IN THE HEADLINE IT'S

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SOMETHING SHADY, IS THAT WRONG?

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>> THEY HAVE AN AFFINITY FOR

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AUTHORITARIAN REGIMES, THEY WILL

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BE BACK IN BEIJING FOR THE

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WINTER OLYMPICS, THEY WERE IN

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SOCHI FOR 2018.

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>> Bill: YOU'RE SAYING WE

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SHOULD HAVE BOYCOTTED ALL OF

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THESE?

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SPEAK OF THE BOYCOTTS MOSTLY

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HURT THE ATHLETES RATHER THAN

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THE GOVERNMENT THEY ARE AIMED

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AT.

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>> Bill: BUT THEY HAVE TO WORK

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WITH THESE GOVERNMENTS.

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>> IT'S A DIFFICULT TIGHTROPE

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WALK FOR NBC BECAUSE UNLIKE

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OTHER ENTITIES THAT COVER IT,

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THE NETWORK THAT CARRIES THE

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LIMBIC'S OR ANY SPORTS EVENT HAS

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INVESTED IN LOT OF MONEY IN THE

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RIGHTS AND THEY WANT PEOPLE TO

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FEEL GOOD ABOUT WATCHING IT BUT

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MY FEELING ALWAYS WAS YOU NEED

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TO AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE THE

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ELEPHANTS IN THE ROOM AND I

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TRIED AS BEST I COULD TO TUG ON

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THE OTHER END OF THAT ROPE BUT

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THEY WERE ALWAYS VERY TOUCHY

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ABOUT POSSIBLY OFFENDING THE IO

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IOC.

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>> Bill: WASN'T CHINA TRYING

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TO GET YOU BANNED?

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>> 1996 EVEN BEFORE THE 2008

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GAMES IN BEIJING, STARTING IN

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THE OPENING CEREMONY I POINTED

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OUT TO THE SOVIET UNION HAD JUST

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BROKEN UP THAT IF ANY NATION HAD

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THE RESOURCES AND THAT

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MOTIVATION TO REPLICATE WHAT THE

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OLD EASTERN BLOCK DID WITH

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SYSTEMATIC CHEATING -- IS NOT TO

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SAY AMERICAN ATHLETES DON'T

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CHEAT BUT THEY DO IT ON THEIR

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OWN OR WITH ROBUST SCIENTISTS,

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NOT UNDER THE DIRECTION OF THE

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USOC OF THE UNITED STATES

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GOVERNMENT -- CHINA HAD A

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MOTIVATION TO DO IT, SEVERAL

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ATHLETES HAD ALREADY BEEN

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CAUGHT.

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I POINTED OUT THAT THEY WANTED

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TO HOST THE 2,000 OLYMPICS, THIS

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WAS BEFORE THEY GOT THE 2008

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OLYMPICS, THE 2,000 OLYMPICS

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WENT TO SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA, BUT

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THAT CONCERNS OVER HUMAN RIGHTS

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AND THE THREAT TO TAIWAN AND ALL

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THE REST HAD SCRATCHED THEIR

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BID.

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THE INTERNET HAD JUST STARTED

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BUT THERE WAS A CAMPAIGN

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DIRECTED BY BEIJING TO HAVE ME

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FIRED UNLESS I ISSUED A PUBLIC

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APOLOGY IN PRIME TIME.

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NEITHER OF WHICH HAPPENED.

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>> Bill: YOU COULD'VE BEEN

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PATIENT ZERO FOR GETTING

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CANCELED.

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>> YEAH.

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[LAUGHTER]

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YOU SEE, PUTIN WAS MORE STEALTH

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IN SOCHI, HE JUST GAVE ME

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PINK EYE.

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>> Bill: I REMEMBER THAT.

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>> BRUTAL.

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>> Bill: WHAT A TROOPER YOU

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WERE.

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ONE OF THE THINGS THAT PISSED ME

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OFF ABOUT MISSING THE SHOWS, I

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NEVER MISSED A SHOW IN 28 YEARS

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ON TELEVISION AND I COULD'VE

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DONE -- I DEFINITELY COULD HAVE

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DONE BOTH OF THEM BUT KEEPING ME

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OUT OF THE SECOND WEEK -- LET'S

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NOT GET INTO IT.

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>> I THINK YOU PRETTY MUCH

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COVERED AT.

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>> Bill: YEAH, I'M PISSED OFF.

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>> ONE MORE THING ABOUT THE IOC.

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ALMOST EVERYBODY, 70% OF

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JAPANESE CITIZENS, ALL THE

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HEALTH ORGANIZATIONS, "THE

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NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE"

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TODAY, THEY ALL SAY IT'S NOT A

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GOOD IDEA.

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IT EITHER SHOULD BE CANCELED OR

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MORE LIKELY POSTPONED BUT ALL

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THE CONTRACTS ARE WRITTEN IN

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FAVOR OF THE IOC.

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IF THE OLYMPICS ARE HELD, ALL

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THE LOSSES COME ALL THE COST

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OVERRUNS, THEY FALL ON THE

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OLYMPIC ORGANIZING COMMITTEE OF

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TOKYO, NONE OF THAT, NONE OF THE

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BRUNT OF THAT IS BORNE BY THE

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IOC, PLUS IF THE GAMES TAKE

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PLACE AND NBC TELEVISE IS THEM,

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AND THE IOC COLLECTS EVERY LAST

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PENNY OF THE BROADCAST RIGHTS.

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YOU CAN'T EXPECT THEM TO HAVE

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THE SAME VIEW OF THIS IS THE

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REST OF THE WORLD DOES.

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>> Bill: IT'S FUNNY WITH

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SPORTS, WE WANTED TO BE PURE AND

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IT'S ALWAYS MORE THAN ANYTHING

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ELSE GOING TO BE INTERMINGLED

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WITH POLITICS.

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THE ALL-STAR GAME THAT WAS GOING

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TO BE IN ATLANTA, WHEN IS THAT?

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>> IT'S IN JULY.

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>> THEY MOVED IT BECAUSE GEORGIA

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PASSED WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE

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THINK OUR VOTER SUPPRESSION LAWS

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AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN ARGUMENT

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BUT TO ME THEY ARE VOTER

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SUPPRESSION LAWS AND I'M

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NORMALLY NOT FOR BOYCOTTS OR

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MOVING THINGS BECAUSE OF THAT,

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IF YOU LIKE THIS IS AN ISSUE

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THAT TRANSCENDS OTHER ISSUES.

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THIS IS ABOUT LOSING OUR

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ECONOMY.

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>> THAT WAS THE WAY BASEBALL

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FELT ABOUT IT BUT THERE WAS

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PRESSURE BECAUSE THEY KNEW MANY

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OF THE ALL-STAR PLAYERS WOULD

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REFUSE TO PLAY IN THE GAME AND

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THE NATIONAL LEAGUE MANAGER DAVE

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ROBERTS OF THE DODGERS HAD SAID

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HE WAS CONSIDERING NOT COMING TO

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ATLANTA FOR THE GAME.

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ROB MANFRED THE COMMISSIONER WAS

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IN A DIFFICULT POSITION.

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IT WOULD BE A P.R. NIGHTMARE OF

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SEVERAL OF THE BEST PLAYERS

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DIDN'T SHOW UP SO THE MOVE HE

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MADE WAS PREEMPTIVE, TAKE IT TO

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DENVER.

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THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS IT

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LACKS SOME OF THE MORAL CLARITY

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THAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH OTHER

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BOYCOTTS.

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NO SUPER BOWL IN PHOENIX IN THE

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EARLY 90s BECAUSE ARIZONA

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DIDN'T HAVE AN MLK HOLIDAY, THE

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PGA OF AMERICA PULLS NEXT YEAR'S

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PGA CHAMPIONSHIP, THE ONE JUST

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WON BY PHIL MICKELSON FROM THE

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BEDMINSTER COURSE,

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DONALD TRUMP'S COURSE IN

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NEW JERSEY A FEW DAYS AFTER THE

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JANUARY 6 INSURRECTION.

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THE REASONS FOR THAT ARE

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OBVIOUS, THEY MAKE PERFECT SENS

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SENSE.

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HERE TO THE PUBLIC THESE REASONS

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ARE LITTLE MUDDY.

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THEY DON'T GRASP OF THE AS

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READILY.

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>> Bill: MAYBE THEY SHOULD BE

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TALKED TO, THEN.

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>> I GET AT.

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>> Bill: WE LACK MORAL CLARITY

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ABOUT WHETHER VOTING SHOULD

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COUNT.

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>> THEY CALL THEM VOTER

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INTEGRITY LAWS AND ON THE OTHER

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HAND THOSE WHO REGARD

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DONALD TRUMP AS THEIR NORTHSTAR

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HAVE A VERY PECULIAR DEFINITION

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OF INTEGRITY.

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WE KNOW THE REASON HERE IS WEIRD

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RIGHT WING VIRTUAL SIGNALING

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LIKE WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING

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BECAUSE TRUMP THOUGHT THE

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ELECTION WAS FIXED AND THE ONLY

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EVIDENCE OF ANYBODY TRYING TO

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STEAL IT AND IT'S ON TAPE IS

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TRUMP HIMSELF.

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>> Bill: THAT IS THE VERY

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STATE OR TRUMP DID CALL THE GUY

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AND SAY COULD YOU FIND MORE

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VOTES?

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LOOK UNDER THE COUCH, THERE

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MIGHT BE 11,000 VOTES.

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AND BRAD RATZENBERGER WHO WAS A

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REPUBLICAN WHO IN MANY WAYS TO

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SAVE THIS REPUBLIC BECAUSE IF WE

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HAD WOULD'VE LOST THAT STATE OF

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ARIZONA, IT COULD'VE GONE IN A

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VERY DIFFERENT DIRECTION.

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HE STOOD UP AS SOME OF THE

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COURTS DID, WE ARE GOING TO TALK

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ABOUT THIS ON THE PANEL BUT THIS

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IS WHAT IS DISAPPEARING IN THIS

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COUNTRY BEHIND THE SCENES.

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THEY ARE SLOWLY -- THEY DIDN'T

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SAY AFTER THEY LOST OH, WELL, I

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GUESS WE SHOULDN'T TRY TO CHEAT

521
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AGAIN, THEY SAID OKAY, I SEE HOW

522
00:17:19,566 --> 00:17:21,766
WE CAN HAVE TO DO IT BETTER NEXT

523
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,066
TIME.

524
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:26,000
>> AGREED TO.

525
00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:28,433
IF THIS IS NOT JIM CROW 2.0,

526
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,500
WHICH MIGHT BE HYPERBOLIC -- THE

527
00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:31,933
IDEA, ALL OF THESE INITIATIVES

528
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:32,500
ARE COMING FROM REPUBLICANS

529
00:17:32,566 --> 00:17:34,866
AROUND THE COUNTRY, SOME 40

530
00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:35,100
STATES.

531
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,433
THE IDEA IS TO GAIN WHATEVER

532
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,233
EDGE THEY CAN GAIN.

533
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,633
WILL THESE LAWS TO STOP ANYONE

534
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,500
WHO IS DETERMINED TO VOTE FROM

535
00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:42,033
VOTING?

536
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:42,200
NO.

537
00:17:42,266 --> 00:17:42,800
WILL IT MAKE IT MORE DIFFICULT

538
00:17:42,866 --> 00:17:47,466
FOR SOME PEOPLE AND WILL THEY BE

539
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:48,466
DISPROPORTIONALLY DEMOCRATIC

540
00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:48,700
VOTERS?

541
00:17:48,766 --> 00:17:48,866
YES.

542
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:49,533
>> Bill: IS NOT JUST THAT IT'S

543
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,733
THAT THERE IS NO MORE BRAD

544
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,333
RATZENBERGER IN GEORGIA, THEY

545
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,900
GOT RID OF THAT GUY, THAT'S WHAT

546
00:17:55,966 --> 00:17:57,633
THEY ARE DOING.

547
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,033
>> THE STATE LEGISLATURE IS

548
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,000
CONTROLLED BY REPUBLICANS, IT

549
00:18:00,066 --> 00:18:01,133
CAN OVERSEE ELECTIONS AND

550
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,366
OVERTURN CERTAIN THINGS BUT

551
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:05,300
MEANWHILE THEY MOVE IT TO

552
00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:05,866
DENVER, 9% AFRICAN-AMERICAN

553
00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:09,733
POPULATION, 51% IN ATLANTA.

554
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:14,466
>> Bill: THAT'S MACRO.

555
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,066
>> I GET YOUR POINT, I JUST

556
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:16,800
DON'T KNOW IF THE POINT

557
00:18:16,866 --> 00:18:18,433
RESONATES AS WELL AS IT MIGHT'VE

558
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:18,733
INTENDED TO.

559
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,100
>> Bill: THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE

560
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:21,866
FOR.

561
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,433
I SEE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL NOW

562
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:28,600
IS GOING TO COUNT THE RECORDS OF

563
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:33,633
THE NEGRO LEAGUES WITH REGULAR

564
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:34,200
MAJOR LEAGUES IT'S GOING TO

565
00:18:34,266 --> 00:18:38,200
BLEND THEM IN WITH STATISTICS.

566
00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:39,766
IT COULD BE IF THEY FIND OUT

567
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:40,800
JUDGE GIBSON AT 800 HOME RUNS,

568
00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:43,266
HE WOULD BE THE ALL-TIME LEADER,

569
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,833
WHERE ARE YOU ON THAT?

570
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:47,233
>> HERE IS MY FEELING, VERY

571
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,366
OFTEN IF YOU ARE IN GENERAL

572
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,233
SYMPATHY OR AGREEMENT WITH A

573
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,466
CAUSE, THEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

574
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:52,366
JUST NOD AND A SCENT THAT'S

575
00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:54,466
ANYTHING THAT'S PRESENTED UNDER

576
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,266
THE HEADING OF THAT BECAUSE.

577
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,000
>> Bill: NOT ON THIS SHOW.

578
00:18:58,066 --> 00:18:58,266
[LAUGHTER]

579
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:01,100
>> YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.

580
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:03,900
I WAS THE MC OF THE OPENING OF

581
00:19:03,966 --> 00:19:08,700
THE NEGRO LEAGUES M MUSEUM IN

582
00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:09,800
KANSAS CITY, IT'S ONE OF THE

583
00:19:09,866 --> 00:19:10,700
GREAT MUSEUMS IN THE COUNTRY,

584
00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:12,900
WONDERFUL IN EVERY WAY, THE

585
00:19:12,966 --> 00:19:14,800
NEGRO LEAGUES DERIVE THEIR

586
00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:16,466
MEANING FROM THE INJUSTICE THAT

587
00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:18,966
WAS IMPOSED UPON THEM AND FROM

588
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:19,766
ANYONE INVOLVED TRIUMPHING OVER

589
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:22,233
THAT INJUSTICE.

590
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,766
WE CAN'T LEARN ENOUGH ABOUT THE

591
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:24,866
NEGRO LEAGUES, I THINK I READ

592
00:19:24,933 --> 00:19:25,733
EVERY BOOK AND WATCHED EVERY

593
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,266
DOCUMENTARY THAT HAS BEEN MADE

594
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,666
ABOUT IT, IT'S A GLORIOUS STORY.

595
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,400
IT'S AN IMPORTANT PART OF BIG

596
00:19:31,466 --> 00:19:32,866
LEAGUE HISTORY BUT YOU CAN'T

597
00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:35,866
AUTOMATICALLY JUST BLEND THOSE

598
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:36,633
STATS WITH BIG-LEAGUE STATS,

599
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,066
WHICH IS NOT TO SAY THE

600
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,033
NEGRO LEAGUES WEREN'T AS GOOD,

601
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:40,666
IN SOME CASES THEY WERE BETTER

602
00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:44,800
THAN THEIR CONTEMPORARIES AMONG

603
00:19:44,866 --> 00:19:45,366
WHITE MAJOR LEAGUERS.

604
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:49,600
A GENERATION OR TWO DOWN THE

605
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,366
ROAD, IF THAT'S ALL YOU'RE

606
00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:51,966
LOOKING AT, YOU WILL HAVE LOST

607
00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:53,000
THE MEANING OF THE

608
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:53,433
NEGRO LEAGUES.

609
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,833
AT VARIOUS TIMES THERE WERE

610
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,800
THREE OR FOUR DIFFERENT

611
00:19:56,866 --> 00:19:59,300
NEGRO LEAGUES OPERATING

612
00:19:59,366 --> 00:19:59,866
SIMULTANEOUSLY AND EVEN THE

613
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,166
RESEARCHERS WHO HAVE DONE AN

614
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,300
EXHAUSTIVE JOB HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE

615
00:20:02,366 --> 00:20:04,300
TO TRACK DOWN ALL OF THE STATS.

616
00:20:04,366 --> 00:20:06,933
THEY'VE GOT JOSH GIBSON WITH 113

617
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,833
HOME RUNS, BY LEGEND HE HAD

618
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:10,333
ABOUT 800.

619
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,933
THE OLD SAYING, WHEN THE FACTS

620
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,033
AND LEGEND COLLIDE, PRINT THE

621
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:14,700
LEGEND.

622
00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:16,000
IN THIS CASE, THE LEGEND IS

623
00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:17,966
ALMOST CERTAINLY CLOSER TO THE

624
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:18,800
TRUTH.

625
00:20:18,866 --> 00:20:19,933
WHY SHOULD A FEW AT-BATS THAT A

626
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,266
17-YEAR-OLD WILLIE MAYS HAD A

627
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:24,800
1948 FOR THE BIRMINGHAM BLACK

628
00:20:24,866 --> 00:20:28,000
BEAR IN SLOWER HIS LIFETIME

629
00:20:28,066 --> 00:20:33,800
BATTING AVERAGE FROM .302 TO .3

630
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:39,300
.301.

631
00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:39,900
THEY SHOULD HAVE AN EXHAUSTIVE

632
00:20:39,966 --> 00:20:42,066
REFERENCE AND YOU TAKE EVERY

633
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:44,500
NEGRO LEAGUER AND YOU PUT THAT

634
00:20:44,566 --> 00:20:46,400
REFERENCE ALPHABETICALLY

635
00:20:46,466 --> 00:20:49,600
WHEREVER YOU BELONG, JOSH GIBSON

636
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:50,400
WOULD COME BETWEEN BOB GIBSON

637
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:51,700
AND KURT GIBSON AND YOU WOULD

638
00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:55,000
SEE HIS STATS.

639
00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:57,000
>> Bill: YOU'VE CONVINCED ME,

640
00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:58,066
THIS IS THE KIND OF COMMON SENSE

641
00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,866
WING MAN I NEED ON HBO AND NOW I

642
00:20:59,933 --> 00:21:02,233
HAVE HIM!

643
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,866
BOB COSTAS, LOOK FOR IT LATER

644
00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:06,100
THIS SUMMER, LET'S MEET OUR

645
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,700
PANEL.

646
00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:12,133
♪ ♪

647
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,200
HEY, GUYS.

648
00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:16,033
HE'S A PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING

649
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:16,966
COLUMNIST AT THE NEW YORK TIMES

650
00:21:17,033 --> 00:21:17,900
AND CO AUTHOR OF "TIGHTROPE:

651
00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:18,500
AMERICANS REACHING FOR HOPE":

652
00:21:18,566 --> 00:21:24,433
NICHOLAS KRISTOF.

653
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,900
HE'S A DEMOCRATIC STRATEGIST AND

654
00:21:25,966 --> 00:21:26,766
CO HOST OF THE WEEKLY PODCAST

655
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:27,666
"POLITICS WAR ROOM WITH JAMES

656
00:21:27,733 --> 00:21:28,666
CARVILLE AND AL HUNT": JAMES

657
00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:36,133
CARVILLE.

658
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:36,600
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

659
00:21:36,666 --> 00:21:39,866
ALWAYS MAKING NEWS, SHOWING THE

660
00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:43,100
FLAG FOR LSU.

661
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:44,100
WE STARTED TO TALK ABOUT THIS

662
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,833
OVER THERE, I'M A LITTLE

663
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,200
WORRIED, WE USED TO USE THE WORD

664
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:49,066
OF SLOW-MOVING COUP EVEN BEFORE

665
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:49,800
TRUMP WAS ELECTED, I'M GOING TO

666
00:21:49,866 --> 00:21:51,033
HAVE TO DOUBLE DOWN ON THAT.

667
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:55,633
I FEEL LIKE IT'S TAKING MORE

668
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,833
THAN ONE ELECTION CYCLE AND WHEN

669
00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,066
ELECTIONS BECOME ABOUT THE

670
00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:00,966
ELECTION ITSELF, THEN YOU LOST

671
00:22:01,033 --> 00:22:03,566
YOUR COUNTRY.

672
00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:05,966
THEN YOU'RE NOT REALLY A

673
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:06,966
DEMOCRACY ANYMORE.

674
00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:09,533
THE FACT THAT TODAY WE FOUND OUT

675
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,366
THERE'S GOING TO BE NO

676
00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:11,533
COMMISSION TO LOOK INTO WHAT

677
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,600
HAPPENED ON JANUARY 6TH -- NOT

678
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:20,800
THAT IT WAS A MYSTERY, RIGHT?

679
00:22:20,866 --> 00:22:22,066
LIZ CHENEY THE ONE PROMINENT

680
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,233
REPUBLICAN WHO SPOKE OUT AGAINST

681
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,266
IT, SHE'S GONE, THEY EXILED HER.

682
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:29,200
AS I WAS SAYING TO BOB, THEY ARE

683
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:31,700
REPLACING THE PEOPLE WHO SAVE

684
00:22:31,766 --> 00:22:32,733
THE LAST ELECTION, BY A

685
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:32,966
THUMBNAIL.

686
00:22:33,033 --> 00:22:36,366
THEY ARE REPLACING THEM WITH THE

687
00:22:36,433 --> 00:22:39,033
STOP THE STEEL PEOPLE.

688
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,366
WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN 2024

689
00:22:40,433 --> 00:22:44,500
AND WHAT DO WE DO TO STOP IT?

690
00:22:44,566 --> 00:22:46,566
IT'S NOT THE SAME SCENARIO

691
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:47,666
ALREADY WHAT IS GOING ON BEHIND

692
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:48,566
THE SCENES.

693
00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:51,433
>> I DON'T THINK IN EARLY 2021

694
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,233
WE CAN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN

695
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:56,966
2022 ELECTIONS, AND I DO THINK

696
00:22:57,033 --> 00:22:57,866
THE DEGREE WHICH THE G.O.P. HAS

697
00:22:57,933 --> 00:23:01,100
GONE OFF THE RAILS DOES MITIGATE

698
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:06,466
ITS CHANCES OF COMING BACK.

699
00:23:06,533 --> 00:23:09,400
I ALSO THINK THAT POLITICAL

700
00:23:09,466 --> 00:23:11,400
SCIENCE HAS ARGUED THERE IS A

701
00:23:11,466 --> 00:23:12,566
CONSIDERABLE RISK OF BACKLASH

702
00:23:12,633 --> 00:23:14,000
AND TRULY WHAT HAS OFTEN

703
00:23:14,066 --> 00:23:15,666
SUPPRESS THE VOTE HAS NOT BEEN

704
00:23:15,733 --> 00:23:17,700
VOTER I.D. LAWS, IT'S BEEN

705
00:23:17,766 --> 00:23:19,566
APATHY.

706
00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:21,200
ONE GOOD MECHANISM TO COUNTERACT

707
00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:22,266
THAT APATHY IS WHEN PEOPLE SAY

708
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:24,100
PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SUPPRESS

709
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:24,900
YOUR VOTE.

710
00:23:24,966 --> 00:23:25,700
>> Bill: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT

711
00:23:25,766 --> 00:23:27,733
ACTUAL VOTING, I'M TALKING ABOUT

712
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,033
THEY ARE CHANGING BEHIND THE

713
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,466
SCENES THE PEOPLE WHO COUNT THE

714
00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:31,866
VOTES, THIS IS WHAT STALIN USED

715
00:23:31,933 --> 00:23:33,566
TO SAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO

716
00:23:33,633 --> 00:23:35,466
VOTES, IT MATTERS WHO COUNTS THE

717
00:23:35,533 --> 00:23:35,666
VOTES.

718
00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:39,100
THIS IS WHAT IS CHANGING.

719
00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:41,066
THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRATS ARE TOO

720
00:23:41,133 --> 00:23:43,266
COMPLACENT ABOUT NOW, WE WON THE

721
00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:44,533
LAST ONE, BIDEN PRESIDENT BUT

722
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,466
BEHIND THE SCENES NEXT TIME,

723
00:23:46,533 --> 00:23:47,833
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT

724
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,900
BRAD RATZENBERGER GUY THERE.

725
00:23:49,966 --> 00:23:51,833
HE'S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO

726
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,566
COUNT THE VOTES, THE

727
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:54,200
LEGISLATURES SOME TIME NOW HAVE

728
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,000
PRECEDENT, THEY CAN TAKE IT AWAY

729
00:23:56,066 --> 00:23:58,266
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO FORMALLY

730
00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:00,433
WERE BIPARTISAN COUNTING THE

731
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:00,933
VOTES.

732
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:01,866
>> THE DEMOCRATS KNOW WHAT'S

733
00:24:01,933 --> 00:24:06,333
HAPPENING TO THEM, I KNOW

734
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:06,833
DEMOCRATIC LAWYERS, FRED

735
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:12,100
WERTHEIMER IS FIGHTING CONGRESS,

736
00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:14,566
PELOSI, SCHUMER, PEOPLE ARE

737
00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:17,666
PANICKED BUT IN GEORGIA THE

738
00:24:17,733 --> 00:24:19,200
SECRETARY OF STATE COUNTS THE

739
00:24:19,266 --> 00:24:20,833
VOTES IN THE LEGISLATURE SAYS

740
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:21,600
WE'LL JUST DECIDE AND IF YOU

741
00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:22,566
REMEMBER THE HISTORY THE

742
00:24:22,633 --> 00:24:23,100
LEGISLATURE USED A PICK

743
00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:28,466
UNITED STATES SENATORS.

744
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:28,866
OF COURSE THEY ARE

745
00:24:28,933 --> 00:24:29,500
ANTIDEMOCRATIC BUT THAT'S WHAT

746
00:24:29,566 --> 00:24:32,033
THEIR VOTERS WANT, 23% OF SELF

747
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:35,300
IDENTIFIED REPUBLICANS AGREE

748
00:24:35,366 --> 00:24:37,966
WITH Q AND ON, THEY ARE MORE Q

749
00:24:38,033 --> 00:24:46,933
AND REPUBLICANS.

750
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:57,966
>> Bill: YOU PRONOUNCE IT COUP

751
00:24:58,033 --> 00:24:58,400
ANON.

752
00:24:58,466 --> 00:24:59,600
[LAUGHTER]

753
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:00,200
THERE ARE THINGS IN THE TABLE

754
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:00,833
LIKE PACKING THE COURT, ADDING

755
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:04,233
MORE SUPREME COURT JUSTICES,

756
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,033
MAKING PUERTO RICO AND

757
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:05,600
WASHINGTON, D.C., A STATE,

758
00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:10,500
ENDING THE FILIBUSTER, T THOSE E

759
00:25:10,566 --> 00:25:11,066
THE THREE BIG INSTITUTIONAL

760
00:25:11,133 --> 00:25:12,966
CHANGES THEY SAY WE SHOULD MAKE

761
00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:16,100
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND NOTHING

762
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:18,066
CAN BE DONE ABOUT THESE PEOPLE

763
00:25:18,133 --> 00:25:20,700
WHO ARE SLOWLY TAKING OVER THE

764
00:25:20,766 --> 00:25:22,400
VOTING PROCESS, WHERE ARE YOU ON

765
00:25:22,466 --> 00:25:23,533
THESE THREE ISSUES, ARE THOSE

766
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,700
THINGS SHOULD DO?

767
00:25:25,766 --> 00:25:29,800
NEW STATES, NO FILIBUSTER?

768
00:25:29,866 --> 00:25:33,233
>> I TEND TO THINK THAT BIDEN IS

769
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,600
RIGHT TO FOCUS ON DELIVERING

770
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,866
REAL THINGS THAT BRING ABOUT

771
00:25:36,933 --> 00:25:38,900
CHANGE AND LESS ON SOME OF THESE

772
00:25:38,966 --> 00:25:41,000
OTHER STEPS, I CERTAINLY WOULD

773
00:25:41,066 --> 00:25:41,933
LIKE TO SEE WASHINGTON, D.C.,

774
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,500
BECOME A STATE, THAT MAKES SENSE

775
00:25:43,566 --> 00:25:44,200
TO ME BUT REALISTICALLY THAT'S

776
00:25:44,266 --> 00:25:46,800
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN,

777
00:25:46,866 --> 00:25:47,466
SENATOR MANCHIN IS NOT GOING TO

778
00:25:47,533 --> 00:25:50,400
GO FOR THAT.

779
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:51,600
I THINK WITH THE DEMOCRATS CAN

780
00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:53,633
DO AND I THINK PRESIDENT BIDEN

781
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,933
IS FOCUSING ON THIS IS MAKE

782
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,800
IMPROVEMENTS, REAL IMPROVEMENTS

783
00:25:57,866 --> 00:25:59,233
IN PEOPLE'S LIVES THEY CAN

784
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:00,500
DELIVER ON, PAST NATIONAL

785
00:26:00,566 --> 00:26:06,233
CHILD CARE, NATIONAL PRE-K,

786
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:07,033
BANDWIDTH FOR ALL IN A COMMUNITY

787
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:07,700
LIKE MY OWN IN RURAL OREGON,

788
00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:09,733
THAT WOULD MAKE A HUGE

789
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,300
DIFFERENCE.

790
00:26:12,366 --> 00:26:13,866
MY COMMUNITY IS REPUBLICAN BUT

791
00:26:13,933 --> 00:26:15,433
VOTED FOR FDR IN 1932.

792
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,433
>> Bill: THEY SAY PEOPLE DON'T

793
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:17,766
VOTE TO SAY THANK YOU, THEY VOTE

794
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:21,800
TO SAY FUCK YOU.

795
00:26:21,866 --> 00:26:23,100
IF THERE'S A LONG HISTORY OF

796
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,200
THAT, IT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE THAT

797
00:26:25,266 --> 00:26:27,733
THE DEMOCRATS DO DELIVER, THEY

798
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,300
ARE DELIVERING NOW, THAT HAS

799
00:26:30,366 --> 00:26:33,566
BEEN GOING ON FOR DECADES.

800
00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:34,166
MAYBE IT'S WHAT YOU SAID A

801
00:26:34,233 --> 00:26:36,433
COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO THAT GOT SO

802
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:40,766
MANY HEADLINES, YOU SAID "

803
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:41,533
"WOKENESS IS A PROBLEM AND

804
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,966
EVERYONE KNOWS IT AND TALK ABOUT

805
00:26:44,033 --> 00:26:46,633
IT BEHIND THE SCENES."

806
00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:49,266
>> I GOT A GIFT FOR YOU, IT'S

807
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:55,166
WRITTEN BY VLADIMIR LENIN, HE

808
00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:57,900
COULDN'T DEAL WITH THE WOKENESS

809
00:26:57,966 --> 00:26:59,866
IN ST. PETERSBURG A HUNDRED

810
00:26:59,933 --> 00:27:01,666
YEARS AGO, WHAT ARE YOU AND I

811
00:27:01,733 --> 00:27:06,133
GOING TO DO?

812
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:06,700
WOULDN'T DO THAT WELL IN THE

813
00:27:06,766 --> 00:27:11,300
ELECTION, WE LOST HOUSE SEATS.

814
00:27:11,366 --> 00:27:15,166
WE CAME BACK IN GEORGIA BUT THE

815
00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:15,866
VICE PRESIDENT HAS TO VOTE TO

816
00:27:15,933 --> 00:27:18,700
BREAK A TIE.

817
00:27:18,766 --> 00:27:19,800
BIDEN CAME WITHIN 42,000 VOTES

818
00:27:19,866 --> 00:27:22,166
OF LOSING, HOW MUCH MORE DAMAGE

819
00:27:22,233 --> 00:27:24,466
CAN THESE PEOPLE DO TO THE PARTY

820
00:27:24,533 --> 00:27:25,100
BRAND BEFORE THEY FIGURE OUT TO

821
00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,866
DO THE THINGS THAT NICK IS

822
00:27:27,933 --> 00:27:28,433
TALKING ABOUT, TO DO THINGS

823
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:31,033
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, YOU'VE GOT

824
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:31,866
TO POWER, IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU

825
00:27:31,933 --> 00:27:35,033
CAN DO IT AND TO ACQUIRE POWER

826
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,433
YOU HAVE TO TALK THE LANGUAGE OF

827
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,000
THE PEOPLE.

828
00:27:37,066 --> 00:27:39,600
WE HAVE TO START LEARNING THAT.

829
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:41,666
THIS IS ALL PIE IN THE SKY

830
00:27:41,733 --> 00:27:42,133
STUFF.

831
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,000
>> Bill: THE PEOPLE GET THEIR

832
00:27:44,066 --> 00:27:45,633
NEWS FROM NEWSFEEDS MOSTLY, THEY

833
00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:47,266
SEE IT ON FACEBOOK OR WHEN

834
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,433
SOMEONE SENDS THEM SOMETHING OR

835
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,133
TWITTER, THEY AREN'T READING

836
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:50,733
"THE NEW YORK TIMES" I'M SORRY

837
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,833
TO SAY, MOST OF THEM.

838
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:55,200
>> NOT ENOUGH.

839
00:27:55,266 --> 00:27:58,033
>> Bill: NOT ENOUGH.

840
00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,366
AND WHAT THEY SEE THERE IS THIS

841
00:27:59,433 --> 00:28:03,600
DRIP DRIP DRIP EVERY DAY OF

842
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:07,900
SOMETHING INSANE.

843
00:28:07,966 --> 00:28:11,000
NOT THAT QANON IS THE MOST

844
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:12,400
INSANE COME OF COURSE IT IS,

845
00:28:12,466 --> 00:28:14,633
THAT WINS THE TROPHY.

846
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:16,200
A FEW WEEKS AGO WE WERE DOING A

847
00:28:16,266 --> 00:28:17,633
BIT ABOUT MOVIES THAT HAVE TO

848
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:18,533
HAVE DISCLAIMERS, WE MADE A JOKE

849
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,933
ABOUT SNOW WHITE BECAUSE THE

850
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,166
KISS IS NONCONSENSUAL.

851
00:28:23,233 --> 00:28:27,033
AND THEN THEY DID IT.

852
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:29,000
LIKE THREE WEEKS LATER, IT

853
00:28:29,066 --> 00:28:30,866
BECAME REALITY, WE CAN'T HAVE

854
00:28:30,933 --> 00:28:34,333
SNOW WHITE KISS BECAUSE -- MY

855
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,033
POINT IS THE DEMOCRATS HAVE

856
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:39,166
BECOME THE PARTY OF NO COMMON

857
00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:39,933
SENSE.

858
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,400
YOU CAN'T WIN ELECTIONS.

859
00:28:43,466 --> 00:28:44,800
>> THAT IS 15% OF THE

860
00:28:44,866 --> 00:28:47,900
DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

861
00:28:47,966 --> 00:28:50,833
>> Bill: BUT THEY HAVE THEIR

862
00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:55,533
REP, ANYTHING THAT IS "THE PARTY

863
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,366
OF," EITHER GOES IN THE BLUE BIN

864
00:28:56,433 --> 00:29:00,300
OR THE RED IN.

865
00:29:00,366 --> 00:29:02,366
>> THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS A LOT

866
00:29:02,433 --> 00:29:02,933
OF BLACKS, COLLEGE-EDUCATED

867
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,533
WOMEN, LOOK TO THE FEDERAL

868
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:10,033
GOVERNMENT TO DULL THE HARSHER

869
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:12,666
EDGES OF CAPITALISM, IF YOU LOOK

870
00:29:12,733 --> 00:29:13,233
AT -- THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAS

871
00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:15,866
TO MAKE A DECISION BETWEEN THE

872
00:29:15,933 --> 00:29:20,033
PRACTICAL OF JOE BIDEN AND

873
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:21,233
EVERYONE ON THE LEFT,

874
00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:21,966
SENATOR WARREN, SENATOR SANDERS,

875
00:29:22,033 --> 00:29:27,266
IT WASN'T CLOSE.

876
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,933
15% OF OUR PARTY DISRESPECTS

877
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,100
DEMOCRATS WHO GO OUT AND VOTE IN

878
00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:36,366
PRIMARIES, MAKE A CHOICE, MAKE A

879
00:29:36,433 --> 00:29:38,233
SELECTION.

880
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,666
UNTIL WE ALL LEARNED THAT AND

881
00:29:40,733 --> 00:29:43,600
NOT LET THE URBAN EDUCATED CORE

882
00:29:43,666 --> 00:29:44,600
DEFINE US TO EVERYBODY ELSE IN

883
00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:45,733
THE COUNTRY, WE ARE GOING TO

884
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,566
CONTINUE TO HAVE DISAPPOINTING

885
00:29:49,633 --> 00:29:50,966
NIGHTS LIKE WE HAD A NOVEMBER.

886
00:29:51,033 --> 00:29:53,833
>> Bill: I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S

887
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:54,466
BECAUSE PEOPLE -- I WAS READING

888
00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:57,000
ABOUT LOCKHEED MARTIN.

889
00:29:57,066 --> 00:29:58,733
THEY ARE ONE OF THE COMPANIES,

890
00:29:58,800 --> 00:29:59,733
THIS IS GOING ON ALL OF THE

891
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,633
COUNTRY NOW, THAT HAVE -- I

892
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:03,833
WOULD SAY THEY ARE FORCED TO

893
00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:06,800
HAVE THIS KIND OF DIVERSITY

894
00:30:06,866 --> 00:30:07,066
TRAINING.

895
00:30:07,133 --> 00:30:07,800
IT'S A THREE DAY CAMP, PEOPLE

896
00:30:07,866 --> 00:30:11,800
WERE WRITING ABOUT IT.

897
00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:13,133
WHAT'S IN IT?

898
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,300
MARGINALIZED GROUPS ARE FREED

899
00:30:15,366 --> 00:30:16,066
FROM THE EXHAUSTING WORK

900
00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:18,833
COACHING WHITE MEN TO UNDERSTAND

901
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:19,133
THEIR WORLD.

902
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,400
I'M SURE THAT A SORT OF A

903
00:30:20,466 --> 00:30:21,900
PROBLEM SOMETIMES, PEOPLE WHO

904
00:30:21,966 --> 00:30:22,566
DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR WORLD, BUT

905
00:30:22,633 --> 00:30:25,333
I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING ALONG

906
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,866
ENOUGH TO TALK TO EACH OTHER IN

907
00:30:26,933 --> 00:30:28,833
THE WORKPLACE.

908
00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:31,900
SO THESE COMPANIES -- THIS IS A

909
00:30:31,966 --> 00:30:33,533
COTTAGE INDUSTRY NOW.

910
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,600
TO HIRE SOMEONE TO YELL AT THE

911
00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:39,066
WHITE PEOPLE.

912
00:30:39,133 --> 00:30:40,300
>> IT'S A REFLECTION OF A

913
00:30:40,366 --> 00:30:42,133
REALITY THAT THERE IS A CERTAIN

914
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,633
AMOUNT OF MYOPIA ABOUT RACIAL

915
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,533
ISSUES AND AN EXAMPLE OF THAT IS

916
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,933
A PANEL OF THREE WHITE GUYS

917
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,766
TALKING ABOUT RACE.

918
00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:53,566
[APPLAUSE]

919
00:30:53,633 --> 00:30:55,233
>> Bill: SO THREE WHITE PEOPLE

920
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,300
CAN'T TALK ABOUT RACE, YOU DON'T

921
00:30:56,366 --> 00:30:59,133
DO THAT IN YOUR PRIVATE LIFE,

922
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,200
THREE WHITE PEOPLE -- IT'S SO

923
00:31:01,266 --> 00:31:02,400
SILLY THAT WE SHOULD HAVE TO

924
00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:03,300
HAVE A BENETTON AD EVERY TIME I

925
00:31:03,366 --> 00:31:05,366
HAVE A SHOW.

926
00:31:05,433 --> 00:31:08,000
I ONLY HAVE TWO CHAIRS, YOU GUYS

927
00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:10,266
WERE AVAILABLE THIS WEEK, YOU'RE

928
00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:12,000
SMART, THERE'S NO CRIME IN THIS.

929
00:31:12,066 --> 00:31:13,200
IT WOULD BE A CRIME IF I NEVER

930
00:31:13,266 --> 00:31:17,800
HAD A BLACK PERSON ON.

931
00:31:17,866 --> 00:31:20,033
>> I DO THINK DISCUSSIONS ABOUT

932
00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,600
DIVERSITY BENEFIT FROM DIVERSE

933
00:31:22,666 --> 00:31:23,033
VOICES.

934
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:23,466
>> Bill: YES.

935
00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:25,700
>> I THINK IS AWFUL LOT OF

936
00:31:25,766 --> 00:31:28,233
WHITES, POLLS SHOW 50% OF WHITES

937
00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:30,666
IN AMERICA DON'T BELIEVE BLACKS

938
00:31:30,733 --> 00:31:31,200
FACED SERIOUS IMPEDIMENTS.

939
00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:32,833
THERE WAS A GOOD HARVARD STUDY

940
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:35,000
SHOWING THEY SENT OUT 1500

941
00:31:35,066 --> 00:31:36,000
APPLICATIONS WITH SOME BLACK

942
00:31:36,066 --> 00:31:40,700
NAMES, SOME WHITE NAMES TO JOB

943
00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:44,033
ADS, A WHITE NAME WAS EQUIVALENT

944
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:46,233
TO EIGHT MORE YEARS OF JOB

945
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:47,100
EXPERIENCE.

946
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:48,300
I'M NOT DEFENDING THIS

947
00:31:48,366 --> 00:31:51,800
JOB TRAINING, I DO THINK THERE

948
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:52,100
IS A REAL --

949
00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:54,100
>> Bill: I'M NOT EVEN ARGUING

950
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:55,400
THAT, I'M SAYING IS THIS THE

951
00:31:55,466 --> 00:31:56,933
METHOD TO DO IT, TO HAVE THESE

952
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,266
OUTSIDERS COME IN AND TAKE YOU

953
00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:00,933
SOMEWHERE.

954
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,833
I THINK THEY HAVE STUDIED IT'S,

955
00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:05,566
THEY FOUND OUT IT DOESN'T WORK.

956
00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:09,233
PEOPLE RESENT IT.

957
00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:12,000
>> I THINK I COULD BENEFITS, I'M

958
00:32:12,066 --> 00:32:13,000
SURE THERE ARE THINGS IN MY

959
00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:15,300
EVERYDAY LIFE THAT I COULD DO

960
00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:16,000
BETTER.

961
00:32:16,066 --> 00:32:20,700
BUT YOU START OUT AND YOU SAY

962
00:32:20,766 --> 00:32:24,500
ALL RIGHT, YOU SORRY WHITE SACK

963
00:32:24,566 --> 00:32:26,100
OF RACIST SHIT -- THERE ARE WAYS

964
00:32:26,166 --> 00:32:27,866
THAT YOU COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE

965
00:32:27,933 --> 00:32:33,766
THAT YOU DON'T REALIZE, I'M ALL

966
00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:35,900
EARS.

967
00:32:35,966 --> 00:32:39,333
BY THE WAY, THIS GUY ERIC

968
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,166
HAWTHORNE WHO SAID EVERY

969
00:32:41,233 --> 00:32:43,900
MOVEMENT STARTS OUT AS A CAUSE,

970
00:32:43,966 --> 00:32:46,533
MORPHS INTO A BUSINESS AND

971
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,200
MORPHS INTO A RACKET.

972
00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:48,833
>> Bill: IT IS A WOKE

973
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:49,466
PROTECTION RACKETS BECAUSE YOU

974
00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:52,200
CAN'T SAY NO TO IT BECAUSE THEN

975
00:32:52,266 --> 00:32:53,333
YOU'RE RACIST TO BEGIN WITH AND

976
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,333
WHAT THEY HAVE FOUND OUT IS WHAT

977
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:57,700
WORKS BETTER, SO

978
00:32:57,766 --> 00:33:01,366
COMMONSENSICAL -- SIDE-BY-SIDE,

979
00:33:01,433 --> 00:33:02,166
PEOPLE WORKING SIDE-BY-SIDE

980
00:33:02,233 --> 00:33:03,933
WHICH I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING

981
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,333
AND MOVING TOWARD WHEN PEOPLE

982
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,333
ACTUALLY WORKED TOGETHER.

983
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,733
AND CAN JOKE WITH EACH OTHER,

984
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,033
JOKING AS A BONDING EXPERIENCE.

985
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:16,433
NO ONE WOULD MAKE A JOKE.

986
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,200
[APPLAUSE]

987
00:33:18,266 --> 00:33:20,533
>> I DO THINK JAMES WAS RIGHT

988
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,733
EARLIER AND MAKING THE POINT

989
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,400
THAT THIS IS AN EXTREME WING OF

990
00:33:23,466 --> 00:33:25,766
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY THAT CAUSES

991
00:33:25,833 --> 00:33:26,533
THESE.

992
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,200
I DON'T THINK WHAT LOCKHEED DID

993
00:33:29,266 --> 00:33:30,733
IS TRULY THE MOST IMPORTANT

994
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,833
ISSUE FACING THE COUNTRY.

995
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:36,133
YET WE AMPLIFY IT WITH OUR

996
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:36,466
DISCUSSION.

997
00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:39,433
>> Bill: IT'S NOT, BUT THEY

998
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,966
AREN'T THE ONLY COMPANY DOING

999
00:33:41,033 --> 00:33:41,833
IT, IT'S GOING ON ALL OVER AND

1000
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:44,633
WHAT I'M ASKING IS I THINK THIS

1001
00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:46,933
IS GOING TO BE A PROBLEM FOR THE

1002
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:47,700
DEMOCRATS.

1003
00:33:47,766 --> 00:33:49,800
NOBODY WHO IS IN A THREE DAY

1004
00:33:49,866 --> 00:33:51,966
CAMP AND RESENTS IT IS GOING TO

1005
00:33:52,033 --> 00:33:53,166
BLAME THE REPUBLICANS FOR THIS,

1006
00:33:53,233 --> 00:33:53,933
THEY ARE GOING TO BLAME THE

1007
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,966
DEMOCRATS AND THEY ARE GOING TO

1008
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,800
SAY YOU KNOW WHAT?

1009
00:33:57,866 --> 00:33:59,233
I THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS ON MY

1010
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:00,766
OWN, THERE ARE RACISTS OUT THERE

1011
00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:02,166
IN THIS COUNTRY, OF COURSE THERE

1012
00:34:02,233 --> 00:34:05,000
IS RACISM IN THE SYSTEM FROM THE

1013
00:34:05,066 --> 00:34:06,666
BEGINNING THAT NEEDS TO BE

1014
00:34:06,733 --> 00:34:09,200
ROOTED OUT.

1015
00:34:09,266 --> 00:34:11,266
ON AN INDIVIDUAL LEVEL THERE ARE

1016
00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:13,000
PEOPLE GOING I GET IT, I'M NOT

1017
00:34:13,066 --> 00:34:13,766
AN IDIOT, I HAVE LOOKED AT MY

1018
00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:15,833
SOUL, I KNOW WHO I AM, I DON'T

1019
00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:17,333
THINK I'M REALLY A PART OF THIS

1020
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,000
PROBLEM I KNOW YOU'RE YELLING AT

1021
00:34:18,066 --> 00:34:20,200
ME FOR THREE DAYS FOR SOMETHING

1022
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:21,066
I THOUGHT I WAS TAKING CARE OF

1023
00:34:21,133 --> 00:34:24,000
ON A PERSONAL LEVEL BY BEING A

1024
00:34:24,066 --> 00:34:29,733
DECENT PERSON TO EVERYBODY.

1025
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,566
[APPLAUSE]

1026
00:34:32,633 --> 00:34:36,200
>> I THINK SOME OF THIS, MY GOOD

1027
00:34:36,266 --> 00:34:37,466
FRIEND IS THE ATHLETIC DIRECTOR

1028
00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:38,966
AT LSU, THEY DO A LOT OF THIS

1029
00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:39,533
BUT THEY START TO DO SURVEYS

1030
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,800
THEY FOUND OUT HOW PEOPLE FEEL

1031
00:34:40,866 --> 00:34:43,566
IN THE WORKPLACE, I THINK YOU

1032
00:34:43,633 --> 00:34:43,833
NEED THAT.

1033
00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:47,200
I THINK A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE

1034
00:34:47,266 --> 00:34:48,800
DON'T LIVE MULTICULTURAL, THEY

1035
00:34:48,866 --> 00:34:49,500
LIVE ISOLATED AND I THINK SOME

1036
00:34:49,566 --> 00:34:51,800
OF THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

1037
00:34:51,866 --> 00:34:53,766
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO THAT

1038
00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:56,066
YOU CAN'T TAKE TOO FAR AND

1039
00:34:56,133 --> 00:34:57,000
APPARENTLY LOCKHEED BOUGHT INTO

1040
00:34:57,066 --> 00:34:58,933
SOME SYSTEM FROM SOMEBODY THAT

1041
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,733
WAS JUST IDIOTIC.

1042
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,133
>> Bill: IF I CAN CHANGE

1043
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,000
TOPICS HERE, VEGAS IS COMING

1044
00:35:05,066 --> 00:35:08,800
BACK, JUNE 1ST, THEY ARE AT FULL

1045
00:35:08,866 --> 00:35:09,766
CAPACITY.

1046
00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:10,033
[APPLAUSE]

1047
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:13,500
I WANT TO SAY LAS VEGAS TO ME IS

1048
00:35:13,566 --> 00:35:16,666
AMERICA, YES VEGAS IS TACKY BUT

1049
00:35:16,733 --> 00:35:20,133
AMERICA IS TACKY AND THEY HAVE

1050
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,900
ASKED ME, THE CITY OF LAS VEGAS

1051
00:35:21,966 --> 00:35:26,566
TO ANNOUNCE THE NEW SLOGANS --

1052
00:35:26,633 --> 00:35:27,800
THEY DIDN'T RELATE BUT I'M

1053
00:35:27,866 --> 00:35:29,533
PRETENDING THEY DID, TO WELCOME

1054
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,466
PEOPLE BACK TO FULL CAPACITY,

1055
00:35:30,533 --> 00:35:31,733
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME OF

1056
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,700
THE NEW SLOGANS WE HAVE FOR

1057
00:35:33,766 --> 00:35:34,866
LAS VEGAS?

1058
00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:36,966
OKAY.

1059
00:35:37,033 --> 00:35:37,233
LAS VEGAS!

1060
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:37,966
SCREW AS LOUD AS YOU LIKE

1061
00:35:38,033 --> 00:35:38,633
WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT WAKING

1062
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:41,933
THE KIDS.

1063
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,200
[LAUGHTER]

1064
00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:44,366
[APPLAUSE]

1065
00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:44,633
LAS VEGAS!

1066
00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:46,000
WE INVENTED "I NEVER GO

1067
00:35:46,066 --> 00:35:49,500
OUTSIDE"!

1068
00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:49,766
[LAUGHTER]

1069
00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:50,766
[APPLAUSE]

1070
00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:51,666
COME TO LAS VEGAS.

1071
00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:52,466
THAT STIMULUS MONEY ISN'T GOING

1072
00:35:52,533 --> 00:35:55,166
TO SPEND ITSELF.

1073
00:35:55,233 --> 00:35:55,433
[LAUGHTER]

1074
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,766
[APPLAUSE]

1075
00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:57,966
NOW THAT YOU'RE IMMUNE, TRY THE

1076
00:35:58,033 --> 00:36:03,000
BUFFET.

1077
00:36:03,066 --> 00:36:03,266
[LAUGHTER]

1078
00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:06,100
[APPLAUSE]

1079
00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:07,466
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN

1080
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:07,666
VEGAS.

1081
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:13,100
UNLIKE WUHAN.

1082
00:36:13,166 --> 00:36:13,366
[LAUGHTER]

1083
00:36:13,433 --> 00:36:16,266
[APPLAUSE]

1084
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:17,633
WHERE THE GIRLS WILL DO THAT

1085
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:22,833
THING YOUR WIFE THINKS IS GROSS.

1086
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:23,100
[LAUGHTER]

1087
00:36:23,166 --> 00:36:24,333
[APPLAUSE]

1088
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,500
SEE BILL MAHER LIVE, JULY 17TH

1089
00:36:25,566 --> 00:36:31,966
AT THE MIRAGE.

1090
00:36:32,033 --> 00:36:34,833
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1091
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:38,600
HOW DID...

1092
00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:39,066
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1093
00:36:39,133 --> 00:36:42,400
HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?

1094
00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:44,700
IT'S TRUE, I'LL BE THERE

1095
00:36:44,766 --> 00:36:44,966
JULY 17TH.

1096
00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:47,466
REPUBLICANS: KIDS EAT FREE!

1097
00:36:47,533 --> 00:36:56,233
DEMOCRATS: EAT KIDS FREE!

1098
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:56,500
[LAUGHTER]

1099
00:36:56,566 --> 00:36:58,633
[APPLAUSE]

1100
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:00,333
I KNEW YOU WOULD GET THAT.

1101
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,666
WHERE YOU CAN FEEL BADLY FOR

1102
00:37:02,733 --> 00:37:06,633
BRITNEY SPEARS IN PERSON.

1103
00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:06,900
[LAUGHTER]

1104
00:37:06,966 --> 00:37:08,833
[APPLAUSE]

1105
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:11,433
AND VEGAS!

1106
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,466
WHERE UBER-WOKE PEOPLE CAN GO

1107
00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:19,266
FUCK THEMSELVES.

1108
00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:23,833
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1109
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:24,833
ONE OF THE FRUSTRATIONS I HAD

1110
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:25,866
WHILE I WAS OFF AS I WAS

1111
00:37:25,933 --> 00:37:27,466
WATCHING THIS WAR GO ON IN

1112
00:37:27,533 --> 00:37:28,633
ISRAEL, ISRAEL IS THE CHAMPION

1113
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:30,633
OF HAVING VERY QUICK WARS, THIS

1114
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:31,633
ONE WAS 11 DAYS BUT MOST OF THEM

1115
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:33,366
YOU CAN COUNT BY DAYS, EVEN ONES

1116
00:37:33,433 --> 00:37:35,733
WHERE THEY WERE FACING WHOLE

1117
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:36,100
ARMIES.

1118
00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,566
IT WAS FRUSTRATING TO ME BECAUSE

1119
00:37:38,633 --> 00:37:39,800
THERE WAS NO ONE ON LIBERAL

1120
00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:42,533
MEDIA TO DEFEND ISRAEL, REALLY,

1121
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,500
WE BECOME THIS COUNTRY NOW WHERE

1122
00:37:43,566 --> 00:37:45,300
WE ARE ONE SIDED ON THIS ISSUE.

1123
00:37:45,366 --> 00:37:47,133
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SAY OFF THE

1124
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,466
BAT THAT I DON'T THINK KIDS

1125
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:51,566
UNDERSTAND -- WHEN I SAY KIDS, I

1126
00:37:51,633 --> 00:37:52,166
SAY THE YOUNGER GENERATIONS --

1127
00:37:52,233 --> 00:37:56,833
YOU CAN'T LEARN HISTORY OF

1128
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,766
INSTAGRAM.

1129
00:37:58,833 --> 00:37:59,400
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1130
00:37:59,466 --> 00:38:04,233
THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH SPACE.

1131
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:05,833
SO I WANT TO GO OVER SOME OF THE

1132
00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:07,833
HISTORY BUT FIRST I READ YOUR

1133
00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:09,766
COLUMN ON IT, EVENHANDED AND

1134
00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:10,200
BRILLIANT AS USUAL.

1135
00:38:10,266 --> 00:38:12,400
LET ME QUOTE YOU OFF THE BAT.

1136
00:38:12,466 --> 00:38:15,333
YOU SAY AT HOME, ISRAEL HAS A

1137
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,400
ROBUST DEMOCRACY THAT GIVES MORE

1138
00:38:16,466 --> 00:38:17,500
RIGHTS TO ARAB CITIZENS AND ITS

1139
00:38:17,566 --> 00:38:20,033
NEIGHBORS DO.

1140
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:24,466
[APPLAUSE]

1141
00:38:24,533 --> 00:38:27,200
THIS WAS AFTER ALL A WAR WITH

1142
00:38:27,266 --> 00:38:27,400
GAZA.

1143
00:38:27,466 --> 00:38:30,633
THANK GOD ISRAEL TREATS ITS ARAB

1144
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:32,566
CITIZENS BETTER THAN EGYPT,

1145
00:38:32,633 --> 00:38:34,000
SYRIA, OR SAUDI ARABIA TREAT

1146
00:38:34,066 --> 00:38:34,800
THEIR ARAB CITIZENS COME I

1147
00:38:34,866 --> 00:38:35,633
DIDN'T SEE MUCH OF THAT IN THE

1148
00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:37,800
PRESS, I WAS GLAD TO SEE YOU SAY

1149
00:38:37,866 --> 00:38:39,466
IT, CAN YOU PUT SOME BONES ON

1150
00:38:39,533 --> 00:38:41,600
THAT, WHY DO YOU SAY THEY TREAT

1151
00:38:41,666 --> 00:38:42,166
THEIR CITIZENS BETTER, THEIR

1152
00:38:42,233 --> 00:38:46,500
ARAB CITIZENS?

1153
00:38:46,566 --> 00:38:47,966
>> I ALSO SAID A LOT MORE AND

1154
00:38:48,033 --> 00:38:53,833
CLEARLY WITHIN ISRAEL, ARAB

1155
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:54,433
CITIZENS OBVIOUSLY VOTE, THEY

1156
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:57,866
CAN SERVE IN THE KNESSET, THEY

1157
00:38:57,933 --> 00:39:00,766
CAN BE JUDGES, SOME OF THE MOST

1158
00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:02,433
ROBUST ORGANIZATIONS SPEAKING

1159
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:04,000
UPPER PALESTINIANS ARE

1160
00:39:04,066 --> 00:39:04,600
ORGANIZATIONS LIKE THE HUMAN

1161
00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:08,033
RIGHTS ORGANIZATION -- THAT DOES

1162
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:11,033
NOT HAPPEN IN EGYPT, OBVIOUSLY

1163
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:14,300
MASSACRES EGYPTIANS, WE'VE SEEN

1164
00:39:14,366 --> 00:39:15,900
IT HAPPEN IN SYRIA.

1165
00:39:15,966 --> 00:39:18,366
I WOULD ALSO SAY THAT I MADE

1166
00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:19,000
THAT POINT FOR CONTEXT, I THINK

1167
00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:21,533
IT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND

1168
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,466
THAT ISRAEL AT HOME TRULY IS

1169
00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:25,866
ROBUST.

1170
00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:26,700
BUT I DON'T THINK THAT IS A

1171
00:39:26,766 --> 00:39:31,466
DEFENSE FOR ISRAEL ENGAGING AND

1172
00:39:31,533 --> 00:39:36,633
POSSIBLE WAR CRIMES IN GAZA.

1173
00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:37,533
>> Bill: GAZA FIRED 4,000

1174
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,966
ROCKETS INTO ISRAEL, WHAT WOULD

1175
00:39:40,033 --> 00:39:41,100
YOU SAY ISRAEL SHOULD HAVE DONE

1176
00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:47,133
INSTEAD OF WHAT THEY DID?

1177
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:47,833
>> INTERNATIONAL LAWYERS ARE

1178
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:49,766
PRETTY CLEAR THEY HAVE A RIGHT

1179
00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:50,933
TO DEFEND THEMSELVES, THEY HAVE

1180
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:51,933
A RIGHT TO RESPOND AT MILITARY

1181
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,433
TARGETS BUT THERE IS A SENSE

1182
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:55,966
THAT THE RESPONSE WAS PROBABLY A

1183
00:39:56,033 --> 00:39:57,866
WAR CRIME BECAUSE IT DID NOT

1184
00:39:57,933 --> 00:39:59,766
SUFFICIENTLY AVOID CIVILIAN

1185
00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:01,100
CASUALTIES.

1186
00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,700
>> Bill: BUT THEY PURPOSELY

1187
00:40:02,766 --> 00:40:07,266
PUT THE ROCKETS IN CIVILIAN

1188
00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:07,966
PLACES.

1189
00:40:08,033 --> 00:40:09,033
>> LIKEWISE ISRAEL'S DEFENSE

1190
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:10,766
MINISTRY IS A CIVILIAN AREA,

1191
00:40:10,833 --> 00:40:12,633
BOTH SIDES DO THIS.

1192
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:13,866
I THINK HAMAS PARTICULARLY

1193
00:40:13,933 --> 00:40:16,266
DOESN'T AND IT'S A WAR CRIME ON

1194
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,000
PART OF HAMAS AND CLEARLY HAMAS

1195
00:40:18,066 --> 00:40:18,766
IS ENGAGING IN WAR CRIMES.

1196
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,833
>> Bill: WAR IS A CRIME, IT

1197
00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:21,866
SEEMS LIKE A SILLY ARGUMENT WHEN

1198
00:40:21,933 --> 00:40:25,200
PEOPLE GO TO WAR, THERE ARE

1199
00:40:25,266 --> 00:40:26,100
CERTAIN THINGS THAT ARE BEYOND

1200
00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:27,400
THE PALE BUT THIS SEEMS LIKE IT

1201
00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:28,766
WAS A NORMAL WAR, PEOPLE DIE IN

1202
00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:31,866
WAR, IT'S A HORRIBLE THING.

1203
00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:37,433
>> WE HAVE DEVELOPED LAWS OF WAR

1204
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,833
PRECISELY TO RESTRAIN INHUMANITY

1205
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,566
OF WAR, WE DON'T ALLOW CHEMICAL

1206
00:40:41,633 --> 00:40:41,800
WEAPONS.

1207
00:40:41,866 --> 00:40:43,266
A SPOON I DON'T KNOW I WAS TO

1208
00:40:43,333 --> 00:40:47,933
RESPOND -- WHAT IF CANADA FIRED

1209
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,166
4,000 ROCKETS INTO AMERICA OR

1210
00:40:50,233 --> 00:40:52,366
MEXICO WHICH IS AN EVEN BETTER

1211
00:40:52,433 --> 00:40:53,533
ANALOGY BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY DID

1212
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,366
STEAL THE LAND FROM MEXICO -- I

1213
00:40:56,433 --> 00:40:57,900
WOULD SUBMIT THAT ISRAEL DID NOT

1214
00:40:57,966 --> 00:40:59,300
STEAL ANYBODY'S LAND, THIS IS

1215
00:40:59,366 --> 00:41:00,400
ANOTHER THING I'VE HEARD OF THE

1216
00:41:00,466 --> 00:41:05,733
LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS, WORDS LIKE

1217
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,766
"OCCUPIERS" AND "COLONIZERS" AND

1218
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:08,333
APARTHEID COME I DON'T THINK

1219
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,900
PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE HISTORY

1220
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,800
THERE.

1221
00:41:11,866 --> 00:41:13,000
THE JEWS HAVE BEEN IN THAT AREA

1222
00:41:13,066 --> 00:41:15,933
OF THE WORLD SINCE ABOUT 1200

1223
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,066
BC, WAY BEFORE THE FIRST MUSLIM

1224
00:41:20,133 --> 00:41:23,933
OR ARAB WALKED THE EARTH, A

1225
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,900
THOUSAND YEARS BEFORE.

1226
00:41:25,966 --> 00:41:27,600
JERUSALEM WAS THEIR CAPITAL.

1227
00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:29,166
IF IT'S JUST ABOUT WHO GOT THERE

1228
00:41:29,233 --> 00:41:31,466
FIRST, IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.

1229
00:41:31,533 --> 00:41:32,200
THERE HAVE BEEN A CONTINUOUS

1230
00:41:32,266 --> 00:41:35,700
JEWISH PRESENCE -- THE JEWS WERE

1231
00:41:35,766 --> 00:41:37,566
THE ONES WHO WERE OCCUPIED BY

1232
00:41:37,633 --> 00:41:38,200
EVERYBODY, THE ROMANS TOOK OVER

1233
00:41:38,266 --> 00:41:42,033
AT SOME POINT AND THE PERSIANS

1234
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:46,166
IN THE BYZANTINES AND THE

1235
00:41:46,233 --> 00:41:46,666
OTTOMANS, YES, THERE WAS

1236
00:41:46,733 --> 00:41:49,766
COLONIZATION GOING ON THERE

1237
00:41:49,833 --> 00:41:50,366
COMMIT BEGINNING IN THE 19TH

1238
00:41:50,433 --> 00:41:52,133
CENTURY, THEY STARTED TO RETURN

1239
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:56,100
TO PALESTINE, WHICH WAS NEVER AN

1240
00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:58,733
ARAB COUNTRY, IT WAS NEVER A

1241
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,333
COUNTRY CALLED PALESTINE THAT

1242
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:03,900
WAS A DISTINCT ARAB COUNTRY.

1243
00:42:03,966 --> 00:42:05,166
YES, THERE WAS A PROBLEM THERE

1244
00:42:05,233 --> 00:42:06,300
BECAUSE THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE

1245
00:42:06,366 --> 00:42:07,100
WHO WANTED TO SHARE THE LAND

1246
00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:11,466
WHICH IS WHY THE U.N. IN 1947

1247
00:42:11,533 --> 00:42:13,133
SAID OKAY, WE ARE GOING TO IT.

1248
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,800
WE HAVE THE MAP, PEOPLE FORGET

1249
00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:18,200
WITH THE MAP LOOKED LIKE.

1250
00:42:18,266 --> 00:42:19,466
THIS IS WHAT WAS ON THE TABLE AT

1251
00:42:19,533 --> 00:42:22,700
THE BEGINNING, THE GREEN IS THE

1252
00:42:22,766 --> 00:42:23,666
PART THAT THE ARAB POPULATION

1253
00:42:23,733 --> 00:42:26,200
WOULD HAVE GOTTEN.

1254
00:42:26,266 --> 00:42:28,000
IT'S A GOOD PART OF THE COUNTRY,

1255
00:42:28,066 --> 00:42:29,466
IT'S THE GOOD PART A LOT OF IT,

1256
00:42:29,533 --> 00:42:31,466
LOOK WHAT ISRAEL HAS COME A

1257
00:42:31,533 --> 00:42:32,066
LITTLE SLIVER BY THE COAST IN

1258
00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,566
THE DESERT IN THE SOUTH FOR THAT

1259
00:42:33,633 --> 00:42:36,100
SECOND MAP IS WHAT ISRAEL HAS

1260
00:42:36,166 --> 00:42:36,300
TODAY.

1261
00:42:36,366 --> 00:42:38,766
YES, IT IS A LOT MORE, BUT

1262
00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:42,433
DOESN'T IT BEHOOVE THE PEOPLE

1263
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:46,266
WHO REJECTED THE HALF A LOAF AND

1264
00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:50,233
THEN CONTINUE ATTACK -- HAMAS'

1265
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:52,233
CHARTER SAYS THEY JUST WANT TO

1266
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:53,233
WIPE OUT ISRAEL, THEIR

1267
00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:55,833
NEGOTIATING POSITION IS YOU ALL

1268
00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:56,100
DIE.

1269
00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:58,566
[APPLAUSE]

1270
00:42:58,633 --> 00:43:00,766
>> THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

1271
00:43:00,833 --> 00:43:01,933
DEFENDING HAMAS WHICH I AGREE

1272
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,466
COMMITS WAR CRIMES AND I WOULD

1273
00:43:03,533 --> 00:43:06,933
ACCEPT THAT I THINK TOO OFTEN IN

1274
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,166
LIBERAL CIRCLES THERE HAS BEEN A

1275
00:43:09,233 --> 00:43:11,866
TENDENCY TO ELIDE THE REPRESSION

1276
00:43:11,933 --> 00:43:15,366
OF HAMAS, THE HOMOPHOBIA OF

1277
00:43:15,433 --> 00:43:16,033
HAMAS, THE MISOGYNY OF HAMAS BUT

1278
00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:19,633
THAT DOES NOT EXCUSE ISRAEL

1279
00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:21,466
RULING PALESTINIANS IN THE

1280
00:43:21,533 --> 00:43:22,466
WEST BANK FOR EXAMPLE WITHOUT

1281
00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:25,366
GIVING THEM -- TAKING WATER AND

1282
00:43:25,433 --> 00:43:27,766
GIVING IT THE SETTLERS AND MAYBE

1283
00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:31,133
MOST IMPORTANT, DAMAGING ANY

1284
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,166
POSSIBILITY DOWN THE ROAD OF

1285
00:43:32,233 --> 00:43:35,200
CREATING A TWO STATE SOLUTION.

1286
00:43:35,266 --> 00:43:37,366
HOW DO WE AVOID A WAR WHEN

1287
00:43:37,433 --> 00:43:39,900
SOMEBODY IS -- SOMEONE YOUR

1288
00:43:39,966 --> 00:43:41,933
NEIGHBOR IS SHELLING, THAT IS

1289
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:42,133
HARD.

1290
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,266
WHAT WE CAN DO IS TRY TO CREATE

1291
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:45,266
82 STATE SOLUTION TEN YEARS FROM

1292
00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:46,766
NOW ON THE WAY YOU DO THAT IS

1293
00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:47,666
YOU DON'T BUILD UP SETTLEMENTS

1294
00:43:47,733 --> 00:43:49,033
RIGHT NOW IN THE WEST BANK AND

1295
00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:53,333
YOU DON'T CREATE THIS DIVISION,

1296
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,500
YOU DON'T SEIZE THEIR HOMES.

1297
00:43:54,566 --> 00:43:55,733
>> Bill: I WOULD AGREE WITH

1298
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,466
THAT AND I THINK A LOT OF

1299
00:43:56,533 --> 00:43:58,333
ISRAELIS DO TOO.

1300
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,233
>> NOT ENOUGH TO ELECT --

1301
00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:04,100
>> Bill: AGAIN, THE TWO STATE

1302
00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:06,066
SOLUTION HAS BEEN ON THE TABLE A

1303
00:44:06,133 --> 00:44:08,600
NUMBER OF TIMES, THERE COULD BE

1304
00:44:08,666 --> 00:44:09,900
AN ARAB CAPITAL IN EAST

1305
00:44:09,966 --> 00:44:13,066
JERUSALEM NOW IF YASSER ARAFAT

1306
00:44:13,133 --> 00:44:15,366
HAD ACCEPTED THAT IN 2003, HE

1307
00:44:15,433 --> 00:44:16,966
DID NOT.

1308
00:44:17,033 --> 00:44:18,300
THEY HAVE REJECTED THIS AND WENT

1309
00:44:18,366 --> 00:44:22,466
TO WAR TIME AND TIME AGAIN.

1310
00:44:22,533 --> 00:44:25,566
AS FAR AS GAZA GOES, IT'S

1311
00:44:25,633 --> 00:44:27,666
AMAZING TO ME THAT THE

1312
00:44:27,733 --> 00:44:30,200
PROGRESSIVES THINK THAT THEY ARE

1313
00:44:30,266 --> 00:44:31,100
BEING PROGRESSIVE BY TAKING THAT

1314
00:44:31,166 --> 00:44:40,600
SIDE OF IT, THE BELLA HADIDS OF

1315
00:44:40,666 --> 00:44:40,933
THE WORLD.

1316
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,700
IN FEBRUARY OF THIS YEAR, A

1317
00:44:43,766 --> 00:44:46,333
HAMAS COURT RULED AN UNMARRIED

1318
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,233
WOMAN CANNOT TRAVEL IN GAZA

1319
00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:51,266
WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF THE

1320
00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:51,933
MALE GUARDIAN, THAT IS WHERE THE

1321
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,100
PROGRESSIVES ARE?

1322
00:44:55,166 --> 00:44:56,200
BELLA HADID AND HER FRIENDS

1323
00:44:56,266 --> 00:44:58,666
WOULD RUN SCREAMING TO TEL AVIV

1324
00:44:58,733 --> 00:44:59,900
IF THEY HAD TO LIVE IN GAZA FOR

1325
00:44:59,966 --> 00:45:03,533
ONE DAY.

1326
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,966
>> I'VE BEEN TO GAZA AND A

1327
00:45:06,033 --> 00:45:07,200
NUMBER OF TIMES AND ORDINARY

1328
00:45:07,266 --> 00:45:08,333
GAZANS COMPLAIN ABOUT HAMAS ALL

1329
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,766
THE TIME, I DID NOT PERCEIVE

1330
00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:12,533
BELLA HADID AS DEFENDING HAMAS,

1331
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,833
I SAW HER AS SPEAKING UP FOR THE

1332
00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:16,600
KIDS IN GAZA WHO WERE KILLED.

1333
00:45:16,666 --> 00:45:17,900
>> Bill: FROM THE RIVER TO THE

1334
00:45:17,966 --> 00:45:20,400
SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE IS

1335
00:45:20,466 --> 00:45:21,266
WHAT I THINK SHE CHANTED WITH

1336
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:25,433
PEOPLE, THAT IS A PLO SLOGAN

1337
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:26,266
THAT MEANS ISRAEL FROM THE RIVER

1338
00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:28,033
TO THE SEA, THERE WILL BE NO

1339
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,766
MORE ISRAEL.

1340
00:45:30,833 --> 00:45:32,966
YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT

1341
00:45:33,033 --> 00:45:33,700
THIS?

1342
00:45:33,766 --> 00:45:35,500
>> I WAS KIND OF GLAD TO LISTEN,

1343
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:38,800
I DON'T WANT TO STEP ON A

1344
00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:43,833
LAND MINE.

1345
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:44,100
[LAUGHTER]

1346
00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:44,600
[APPLAUSE]

1347
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:46,400
TO BUTTRESS NEXT POINT A LITTLE

1348
00:45:46,466 --> 00:45:47,800
BIT, THEY WERE ABOUT TO FORM A

1349
00:45:47,866 --> 00:45:49,466
GOVERNMENT THAT INCLUDED THE

1350
00:45:49,533 --> 00:45:50,366
ARAB PARTY.

1351
00:45:50,433 --> 00:45:51,266
ONCE YOU'RE PART OF THE

1352
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:53,766
GOVERNMENT, IT MEANS YOU HAVE

1353
00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:54,800
THREE VOTES IN THE KNESSET TO

1354
00:45:54,866 --> 00:45:56,466
GET THE 6161.

1355
00:45:56,533 --> 00:45:57,033
>> Bill: NO APARTHEID STATE

1356
00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:59,333
EVER DID.

1357
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,933
AND APARTHEID WE THINK OF AS

1358
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:01,600
SOUTH AFRICA WHICH IS THE WHITE

1359
00:46:01,666 --> 00:46:06,100
PEOPLE IN BRITAIN AND HOLLAND

1360
00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:07,500
WHO NEVER HAD ANY CLAIM TO THE

1361
00:46:07,566 --> 00:46:09,466
LAND OR ANY HISTORY THERE CAME

1362
00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:10,066
THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER AND

1363
00:46:10,133 --> 00:46:11,400
JUST TOOK IT OVER.

1364
00:46:11,466 --> 00:46:14,333
THAT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

1365
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,100
THEN THEY KEPT IT AS AN

1366
00:46:16,166 --> 00:48:54,166
APARTHEID

1367
00:48:54,233 --> 00:48:55,166
BREAK IT TO THE TONYS THAT THEY

1368
00:48:55,233 --> 00:48:55,700
NEED MORE STRAIGHT PEOPLE?

1369
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:56,266
NEW RULE: THE PARENTS OF THE

1370
00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:57,400
11-YEAR OLD GIRL WHO SAID SHE

1371
00:48:57,466 --> 00:48:58,233
WAS ABLE TO FOIL A KIDNAPPER

1372
00:48:58,300 --> 00:48:59,666
BECAUSE SHE'S A DEVOTED VIEWER

1373
00:48:59,733 --> 00:49:00,400
OF LAW AND ORDER: SVU HAVE SOME

1374
00:49:00,466 --> 00:49:01,466
EXPLAINING TO DO.

1375
00:49:01,533 --> 00:49:02,500
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN LAW AND

1376
00:49:02,566 --> 00:49:05,533
ORDER: SVU?

1377
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,366
IS IT REALLY APPROPRIATE FOR A

1378
00:49:07,433 --> 00:49:09,233
5TH GRADER?

1379
00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:10,266
I'D BE A LITTLE CONCERNED IF MY

1380
00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:11,900
KID STOPPED ASKING MY WHY

1381
00:49:11,966 --> 00:49:13,166
SPONGEBOB LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE

1382
00:49:13,233 --> 00:49:14,666
AND STARTED ASKING ME HOW SEMEN

1383
00:49:14,733 --> 00:49:15,666
COULD END UP IN A DEAD PERSON'S

1384
00:49:15,733 --> 00:49:25,733
THROAT.

1385
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,033
NEW RULE: IF MEN ARE EXPECTED TO

1386
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:30,866
KNOW 45 SEXUAL POSITIONS, AS

1387
00:49:30,933 --> 00:49:33,366
MEN'S HEALTH MAGAZINE SUGGESTS,

1388
00:49:33,433 --> 00:49:34,766
THEY MUST BE ALLOWED TO WEAR

1389
00:49:34,833 --> 00:49:35,466
THEM ON THEIR WRIST LIKE A

1390
00:49:35,533 --> 00:49:45,133
QUARTERBACK.

1391
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:45,400
[LAUGHTER]

1392
00:49:45,466 --> 00:49:46,366
[APPLAUSE]

1393
00:49:46,433 --> 00:49:47,700
I KNOW, IT'S A BIT BULKY AND

1394
00:49:47,766 --> 00:49:48,400
MIGHT GET IN THE WAY, BUT HAVING

1395
00:49:48,466 --> 00:49:51,300
ANOTHER GUY RUN IN THE PLAYS IS

1396
00:49:51,366 --> 00:49:55,366
A TOTAL MOOD-KILLER.

1397
00:49:55,433 --> 00:49:56,366
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1398
00:49:56,433 --> 00:49:57,800
SOMEONE MUST EXPLAIN WHY

1399
00:49:57,866 --> 00:49:59,333
CELEBRITIES RUNNING FOR HIGH

1400
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,666
OFFICE IS A RECURRING NIGHTMARE

1401
00:50:00,733 --> 00:50:03,400
WE CAN'T SEEM TO SHAKE.

1402
00:50:03,466 --> 00:50:06,466
THE ROCK, CAITLYN JENNER,

1403
00:50:06,533 --> 00:50:09,933
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, RANDY QUAID

1404
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,233
- THEY ALL HAVE SUGGESTED LATELY

1405
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:12,933
THAT WHEN IT COMES TO RUNNING

1406
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,566
THE COUNTRY, THEY HAVE WHAT IT

1407
00:50:14,633 --> 00:50:15,733
TAKES, AND THEY DO: MALIGNANT

1408
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:28,566
NARCISSISM.

1409
00:50:28,633 --> 00:50:29,333
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1410
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,500
DID WE ALL NOT JUST WITNESS THE

1411
00:50:30,566 --> 00:50:32,066
CAUTIONARY TALE NAMED DONALD

1412
00:50:32,133 --> 00:50:33,700
TRUMP?

1413
00:50:33,766 --> 00:50:35,266
THE LAST FOUR YEARS WAS A

1414
00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:43,433
WARNING, NOT AN INSPIRATION.

1415
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:43,700
[LAUGHTER]

1416
00:50:43,766 --> 00:50:44,300
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

1417
00:50:44,366 --> 00:50:44,833
[APPLAUSE]

1418
00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:45,866
AND THINK, "I GUESS HIGH-LEVEL

1419
00:50:45,933 --> 00:50:46,933
GOVERNMENT JOBS SHOULD GO TO

1420
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,400
PEOPLE WHO'VE TRAINED FOR IT AND

1421
00:50:48,466 --> 00:50:50,400
KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING."

1422
00:50:50,466 --> 00:50:51,633
I'M SURE CAITLYN JENNER IS A

1423
00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:53,066
NICE PERSON BUT AS CALIFORNIA

1424
00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:54,600
GOVERNOR SHE WOULD BE IN CHARGE

1425
00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:57,833
OF THE WORLD'S FIFTH LARGEST

1426
00:50:57,900 --> 00:51:00,133
ECONOMY, BASED ON HER

1427
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,166
QUALIFICATIONS OF BEING A

1428
00:51:01,233 --> 00:51:02,433
BACKGROUND CHARACTER IN A

1429
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:11,766
REALITY SHOW NOT ABOUT HER.

1430
00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:12,033
[LAUGHTER]

1431
00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:12,666
RANDY QUAID WHO YOU'LL REMEMBER

1432
00:51:12,733 --> 00:51:14,233
[APPLAUSE]

1433
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:15,866
AS COUSIN EDDIE IN THE VACATION

1434
00:51:15,933 --> 00:51:19,800
MOVIES AND AS "GUY ROOTING

1435
00:51:19,866 --> 00:51:20,400
THROUGH YOUR RECYCLING BIN" IN

1436
00:51:20,466 --> 00:51:25,400
REAL LIFE, ALSO SAYS HE MIGHT

1437
00:51:25,466 --> 00:51:28,700
WANT TO RUN OUR STATE.

1438
00:51:28,766 --> 00:51:30,733
WHEN DID GOVERNING BECOME THE

1439
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,800
SAFETY SCHOOL FOR WHEN THE GUEST

1440
00:51:32,866 --> 00:51:38,366
SPOTS ON "CHICAGO FIRE" DRY UP?

1441
00:51:38,433 --> 00:51:38,633
[LAUGHTER]

1442
00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:39,766
WE TREAT GOVERNMENT LIKE THE

1443
00:51:39,833 --> 00:51:41,033
LOWEST RUNG OF CELEBRITY: ROCK

1444
00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:43,366
STARS, MOVIE STARS, TV STARS,

1445
00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:44,466
DANCING WITH THE STARS,

1446
00:51:44,533 --> 00:51:48,666
MAGICIANS.

1447
00:51:48,733 --> 00:51:57,066
CONGRESSMAN.

1448
00:51:57,133 --> 00:51:57,533
[LAUGHTER]

1449
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,066
GOVERNING IS A DIFFICULT,

1450
00:51:58,133 --> 00:51:58,333
[APPLAUSE]

1451
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,100
NUANCED JOB WITH PEOPLE'S LIVES

1452
00:52:00,166 --> 00:52:02,500
AND LIVELIHOODS AT STAKE.

1453
00:52:02,566 --> 00:52:03,766
PERHAPS YOU'VE NOTICED THAT

1454
00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:04,966
THINGS IN AMERICA HAVE BEEN A

1455
00:52:05,033 --> 00:52:06,333
LITTLE DIFFERENT THESE LAST FIVE

1456
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,566
MONTHS?

1457
00:52:07,633 --> 00:52:08,800
THAT'S BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE

1458
00:52:08,866 --> 00:52:10,433
BACK IN CHARGE WHO SPENT THEIR

1459
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:12,000
FORMATIVE YEARS NOT ON A SOUND

1460
00:52:12,066 --> 00:52:14,200
STAGE BUT STUDYING THE STUFF YOU

1461
00:52:14,266 --> 00:52:15,400
NEED TO KNOW TO BE EFFECTIVE ON

1462
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:22,000
THE WORLD STAGE.

1463
00:52:22,066 --> 00:52:25,733
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1464
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,766
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IS, I'M

1465
00:52:27,833 --> 00:52:29,666
SURE, ALSO A LOVELY PERSON, BUT

1466
00:52:29,733 --> 00:52:31,266
WHEN HE SAYS HE'S CONSIDERING A

1467
00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:33,433
RUN FOR GOVERNOR IN TEXAS I MUST

1468
00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:34,633
SAY THAT IS NOT ALL RIGHT, ALL

1469
00:52:34,700 --> 00:52:41,766
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

1470
00:52:41,833 --> 00:52:42,033
[LAUGHTER]

1471
00:52:42,100 --> 00:52:42,300
[APPLAUSE]

1472
00:52:42,366 --> 00:52:45,100
I'M NOT SAYING THAT HE, AND ALL

1473
00:52:45,166 --> 00:52:47,366
THESE CANDIDATES, HAVEN'T LED

1474
00:52:47,433 --> 00:52:49,600
LIFETIMES OF GLORIOUS

1475
00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:51,233
ACHIEVEMENT: THE ROCK PROVED

1476
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:56,233
ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT

1477
00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:59,333
WEIGHTLIFTERS CAN DRIVE, AND

1478
00:52:59,400 --> 00:52:59,600
[LAUGHTER]

1479
00:52:59,666 --> 00:53:01,333
MATTHEW INTRODUCED LINCOLNS TO

1480
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:02,666
STONERS AND CAITLYN MARRIED THE

1481
00:53:02,733 --> 00:53:04,400
WOMAN WHO MARRIED THE GUY WHO

1482
00:53:04,466 --> 00:53:11,333
DEFENDED OJ.

1483
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:11,600
[LAUGHTER]

1484
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:11,866
[APPLAUSE]

1485
00:53:11,933 --> 00:53:12,600
AND IT'S NOT THAT THEY ARE

1486
00:53:12,666 --> 00:53:14,133
ACTORS, IT'S THAT THEY'RE NOT

1487
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,433
PROFESSIONALS IN THIS OTHER

1488
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:17,566
FIELD.

1489
00:53:17,633 --> 00:53:25,233
CALLED GOVERNMENT.

1490
00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:25,500
[LAUGHTER]

1491
00:53:25,566 --> 00:53:26,433
THIS GUY WAS A ROCK STAR, BUT

1492
00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:26,700
[APPLAUSE]

1493
00:53:26,766 --> 00:53:27,233
BECAUSE HE WAS GOOD IN HIS

1494
00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:28,333
FIELD.

1495
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,266
OF GOVERNMENT.

1496
00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:35,033
THAT'S NOT YOU.

1497
00:53:35,100 --> 00:53:35,500
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1498
00:53:35,566 --> 00:53:39,433
THERE'S A THOUSAND THINGS YOU

1499
00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:41,466
HAVE TO KNOW BEFORE TAKING

1500
00:53:41,533 --> 00:53:44,000
OFFICE TO DO IT RIGHT AND I BET

1501
00:53:44,066 --> 00:53:44,900
THOSE PEOPLE I MENTIONED WHO ARE

1502
00:53:44,966 --> 00:53:47,100
NOW IN CHARGE, THEY KNOW THE

1503
00:53:47,166 --> 00:53:48,666
ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS THAT WILL

1504
00:53:48,733 --> 00:53:50,366
COME UP, THEY DON'T HAVE TO LOOK

1505
00:53:50,433 --> 00:53:52,533
IT UP OR ASK.

1506
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,633
CAN OUR CELEBRITY FRIENDS SAY

1507
00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:54,900
THE SAME?

1508
00:53:54,966 --> 00:53:57,333
COULD THEY TELL US - OH, I DON'T

1509
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,233
KNOW - WHAT IS BUDGET

1510
00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:01,033
RECONCILIATION?

1511
00:54:01,100 --> 00:54:02,366
WHAT ARE THE THREE LEGS OF OUR

1512
00:54:02,433 --> 00:54:03,800
NUCLEAR TRIAD?

1513
00:54:03,866 --> 00:54:05,233
WHAT'S TPP?

1514
00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:07,266
WHAT DOES THE FED DO?

1515
00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:14,066
WHERE'S CHAD?

1516
00:54:14,133 --> 00:54:14,366
[LAUGHTER]

1517
00:54:14,433 --> 00:54:15,166
WHAT AGENCY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR

1518
00:54:15,233 --> 00:54:16,166
OUR NUCLEAR WEAPONS?

1519
00:54:16,233 --> 00:54:17,300
WHAT DOES THE 14TH AMENDMENT

1520
00:54:17,366 --> 00:54:18,166
SAY?

1521
00:54:18,233 --> 00:54:19,900
WHO'S THE PRIME MINISTER OF

1522
00:54:19,966 --> 00:54:20,866
INDIA?

1523
00:54:20,933 --> 00:54:24,933
IN THE EVENT OF ANOTHER NUCLEAR

1524
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,666
STANDOFF WITH RUSSIA, OR CHINA,

1525
00:54:26,733 --> 00:54:27,300
DESCRIBE KENNEDY'S STRATEGY THAT

1526
00:54:27,366 --> 00:54:27,933
GOT US OUT OF THE CUBAN MISSILE

1527
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,633
CRISIS.

1528
00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:31,900
GOVERNING IS NOT A JOB YOU CAN

1529
00:54:31,966 --> 00:54:33,166
PICK UP ON THE AFTERNOON OF THE

1530
00:54:33,233 --> 00:54:34,900
INAUGURATION.

1531
00:54:34,966 --> 00:54:36,700
YOU CAN'T LEARN IT ON THE FLY.

1532
00:54:36,766 --> 00:54:39,533
YOU CAN'T FIX IT IN POST.

1533
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,833
PUTIN'S NOT ON A GREEN SCREEN,

1534
00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:43,500
AND HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR

1535
00:54:43,566 --> 00:54:51,300
MILLION-DOLLAR SMILE.

1536
00:54:51,366 --> 00:54:52,033
[APPLAUSE]

1537
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:54,433
IF HE TELLS YOU AT A SUMMIT THAT

1538
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:55,700
HE'D LIKE TO TAKE BELARUS NOW,

1539
00:54:55,766 --> 00:54:56,400
YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT'S A

1540
00:54:56,466 --> 00:55:00,933
COUNTRY AND NOT HIS LUNCH ORDER.

1541
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,533
NO ONE HAS TO TELL JOE BIDEN

1542
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,833
WHAT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION,

1543
00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:04,500
BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE ROOM WHEN

1544
00:55:04,566 --> 00:55:11,966
IT WAS WRITTEN.

1545
00:55:12,033 --> 00:55:14,600
[LAUGHTER]

1546
00:55:14,666 --> 00:55:15,366
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1547
00:55:15,433 --> 00:55:17,433
I'M SURE THE ROCK IS A GOOD GUY,

1548
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:19,000
AND A BRIGHT GUY, AND THAT IS

1549
00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:23,966
NOT ENOUGH.

1550
00:55:24,033 --> 00:55:25,433
NOT ENOUGH.

1551
00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:26,333
AND FRANKLY, THE FACT THAT HE

1552
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:26,900
THINKS HE CAN STEP INTO THE

1553
00:55:26,966 --> 00:55:28,000
SINGLE HARDEST JOB IN THE WORLD

1554
00:55:28,066 --> 00:55:28,966
WITH NO PREPARATION TELLS ME ONE

1555
00:55:29,033 --> 00:55:30,166
THING FOR SURE ABOUT HIS

1556
00:55:30,233 --> 00:55:35,933
JUDGMENT: IT'S TERRIBLE.

1557
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,433
[APPLAUSE]

1558
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:39,733
YOU NEED MORE PROOF?

1559
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,933
KANYE WEST THOUGHT HE COULD DO

1560
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,866
IT.

1561
00:55:47,933 --> 00:55:49,066
THE ROCK SAYS HE MIGHT BE THE

1562
00:55:49,133 --> 00:55:50,500
RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB BECAUSE HE

1563
00:55:50,566 --> 00:55:52,300
BELIEVES HE CAN UNITE THE

1564
00:55:52,366 --> 00:55:53,566
COUNTRY.

1565
00:55:53,633 --> 00:55:55,800
YOU CAN'T.

1566
00:55:55,866 --> 00:55:56,966
WHY, BECAUSE BLUE STATES AND RED

1567
00:55:57,033 --> 00:55:57,866
STATES BOTH LIKE YOUR STUPID

1568
00:55:57,933 --> 00:56:00,466
MOVIES?

1569
00:56:00,533 --> 00:56:02,466
LET ME PUT IT BLUNTLY TO YOU AND

1570
00:56:02,533 --> 00:56:04,366
ALL THESE WOULD-BE SHOWBIZ

1571
00:56:04,433 --> 00:56:05,900
CANDIDATES: YOU'RE NOT GOOD

1572
00:56:05,966 --> 00:56:06,133
ENOUGH.

1573
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,866
YOU'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH.

1574
00:56:07,933 --> 00:56:08,700
AND DOGGONE IT, IT COMPLETELY

1575
00:56:08,766 --> 00:56:09,733
DOESN'T MATTER THAT PEOPLE LIKE

1576
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:18,966
YOU.

1577
00:56:19,033 --> 00:56:19,433
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1578
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:20,866
THEY LIKE YOU NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE

1579
00:56:20,933 --> 00:56:23,233
AN ENTERTAINER AND THUS LARGELY

1580
00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:24,433
UNCONTROVERSIAL - GOVERNING IS

1581
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:25,933
THE OPPOSITE.

1582
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,466
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN UNITE THE

1583
00:56:27,533 --> 00:56:28,400
COUNTRY, YOU'RE DELUSIONAL.

1584
00:56:28,466 --> 00:56:30,000
A SPACE ALIEN ATTACK COULDN'T

1585
00:56:30,066 --> 00:56:33,533
UNITE US.

1586
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,500
THE ALIENS WOULD SAY, "TAKE US

1587
00:56:35,566 --> 00:56:36,466
TO YOUR LEADER," AND 70% OF

1588
00:56:36,533 --> 00:56:38,966
REPUBLICANS WOULD DRIVE THEM TO

1589
00:56:39,033 --> 00:56:41,900
MAR-A-LAGO.

1590
00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:42,933
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1591
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,600
I'LL BE AT THE MAJESTIC THEATRE

1592
00:56:44,666 --> 00:56:47,366
IN SAN ANTONIO, JULY 10TH, AT

1593
00:56:47,433 --> 00:56:48,333
THE MIRAGE IN VEGAS, JULY 16TH

1594
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:49,633
AND 17TH, AND AT THE BUDDY HOLLY

1595
00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:51,600
CENTER IN LUBBOCK, JULY 31ST.

1596
00:56:51,666 --> 00:56:52,633
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS

1597
00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:53,533
NICHOLAS KRISTOF, JAMES CARVILLE

1598
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:57,733
AND BOB COSTAS.

1599
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,866
AND THE THANK, FOLKS.

1600
00:57:00,933 --> 00:57:02,100
GOOD TO BE BACK!

1601
00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:15,533
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

1602
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:28,400
♪ ♪

1603
00:57:28,466 --> 00:57:29,466
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]