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>> START THE CLOCK.

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>> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

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HOW ARE YOU?

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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OKAY, THANKS FOR COMING OUT.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THANK YOU, PEOPLE.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH, PLEASE SIT

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DOWN, THANK YOU.

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IT'S NICE TO SEE SO MANY

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FAMILIAR MASKS.

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BUT I THINK I KNOW WHY YOU'RE

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HAPPY TODAY, WE ARE IN THE

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YELLOW ZONE IN L.A. COUNTY,

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WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS, WE

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ARE IN THE YELLOW ZONE!

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I KNOW IT'S GOOD TO!

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IT MEANS THAT SOON ALL

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CALIFORNIANS ARE ABLE TO DO THE

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THINGS THAT ALL CALIFORNIANS

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WANT TO DO LIKE EAT IN A

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RESTAURANT INDOORS, VISIT A

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MUSEUM, RUN FOR GOVERNOR, THE

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THINGS ALL OF US DO.

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A LITTLE PAT ON THE BACK FOR US,

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WE DID GOOD OUT HERE,

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LOS ANGELES COUNTY HAS HAD

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SEVERAL DAYS NOW WITHOUT ANYONE

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DYING FROM COVID.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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ALTHOUGH QUITE A FEW WERE

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CRUSHED TO DEATH BY THEIR

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PALATINE TREADMILL.

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PEAPPARENTLY THEY ARE DANGEROUSO

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SMALL CHILDREN WHO CAN GET

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SUCKED INTO THEM AND ALSO TO

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PARENTS BECAUSE THEY CREATE THE

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ILLUSION YOU CAN RUN AWAY.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CANNOT RUN

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AWAY FROM?

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DID YOU SEE THIS?

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A 23-TON CHINESE ROCKET BOOSTER.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?

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THAT'S COMING DOWN TO EARTH.

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PEOPLE SEND UP SATELLITES AND

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YOU'VE GOT TO SEND THEM UP ON A

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ROCKET, THIS THING IS TEN

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STORIES HIGH.

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USUALLY I GUESS THEY JUST ORBIT,

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THIS ONE IS GOING INTO AN

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UNCONTROLLED REENTRY THIS

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WEEKEND.

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CHINA SAID IT'S VERY UNLIKELY TO

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CAUSE ANY HARM AND I BELIEVE

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THEM, AFTER ALL ONE OF THEY EVER

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LET SOMETHING...

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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GO ON TO THE NEXT JOKE, THEY ARE

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WAY AHEAD OF ME.

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I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO FINISH

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THAT JOKE.

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IT IS MOTHER'S DAY SUNDAY, ARE

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YOU EXCITED ABOUT THAT?

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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IT IS ALWAYS A HEARTWARMING

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STORY ABOUT SPAWNING ON

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MOTHER'S DAY THEM AND NEVER FIND

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HEARTWARMING, THIS WEEK GUESS

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WHAT IT IS.

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IN AFRICA, A WOMAN GAVE BIRTH TO

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NINE BABIES AT THE SAME TIME --

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TAKE THAT, OC OCTO MOM.

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NINE BABIES COME UP MOM IS

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RESTING COMFORTABLY, DAD WALKED

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STRAIGHT INTO THE OCEAN WITH HIS

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CLOTHES ON.

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NINE BABIES.

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FOR MOTHER'S DAY, HALLMARK HAS A

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SPECIAL CARD MADE FOR Q1 ON MOS

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SAID "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE

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BLUE, YOU'RE THE BEST MOM, BIDEN

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EATS BABIES.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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I HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD

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NEWS, THE PROBLEM IN THE

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REPUBLICAN PARTY IS NOT GOING

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AWAY, IT IS NOT GOING AWAY.

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MITT ROMNEY, MITT ROMNEY, I WAS

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AGAINST THIS GUIDE NINE YEARS

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AGO WHEN HE RAN, NOW HE'S LIKE

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THE VOICE OF MODERATION.

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HE WENT TO UTAH WHERE HE IS A

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SAINT TO MAKE A SPEECH, THEY

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BOOED HIM OFF THE STAGE.

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THIS IS LIKE LINDSEY GRAHAM

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GETTING BOOED ON FIRE ISLAND.

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AND MITT ROMNEY SAID TO THE

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CROWD "AREN'T YOU EMBARRASSED?"

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AND THEY ARE LIKE WE ARE

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300 POUNDS, THERE ARE CROCS ON

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OUR FEET, WE ARE WEARING A TRUMP

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FLAG IS A CAPE, WHAT DO YOU

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THINK?

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THE CUCKOO WING IS IN CONTROL,

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LIZ CHENEY, DAUGHTER OF

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DICK CHENEY, COULD YOU HAVE

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DEEPER REPUBLICAN ROOTS THAN LIZ

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CHENEY?

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SHE'S ABOUT TO LOSE HER

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LEADERSHIP POSITION IN CONGRESS

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BECAUSE SHE WILL NOT EMBRACE THE

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IDEA THAT THE 2020 ELECTION WAS

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STOLEN FROM DONALD TRUMP AND THE

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REPUBLICAN PARTY, TRUTH WILL SET

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YOU FREE FROM YOUR JOB, NOT

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REALLY A JOKE BUT A FINE IDEA,

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WAS TOTALLY NOT EXPECTING A

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LAUGH THERE, THANK YOU FOR NOT

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GIVING IT TO ME.

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WOULD HAVE JUST ENCOURAGE THE

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WRITERS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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BUT THE PROBLEM IS TRUMP IS

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STILL OUT THERE AND HE'S GOT A

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NEW PLATFORM EVEN THOUGH HE WAS

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THROWN OFF FACEBOOK AGAIN,

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FACEBOOK THIS WEEK VOTED, THEY

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HAD A BIG CONCLAVE THERE, THEY

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WERE GOING TO KEEP THE BAN ON

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TRUMP FOR ANOTHER SIX MONTHS OFF

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FACEBOOK.

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[APPLAUSE]

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BECAUSE YOU KNOW IN THE NEXT SIX

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MONTHS HE WILL PROBABLY CHANGE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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FACEBOOK SAID IF HE WANTS TO

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SPREAD HIS MISINFORMATION IN HIS

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PROPAGANDA, HE'S GOING TO HAVE

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TO BUY ADS LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

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AND FINALLY SAD NEWS IN THE

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MARRIAGE DEPARTMENT I GUESS YOU

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HEARD ABOUT BILL GATES AND

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MELINDA GATES, THEY'RE GETTING

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DIVORCED.

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[LAUGHTER]

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THANK YOU.

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THAT IS THE EXACT APPROPRIATE

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RESPONSE TO THAT.

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THEY LIVED IN A 66,000

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SQUARE-FOOT HOUSE, IT'S SO HARD

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TO KEEP A LONG-DISTANCE

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RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER.

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THEY WERE HAVING PROBLEMS AND

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BILL GATES SAID THEY WERE HAVING

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PROBLEMS CONNECTING AND HE

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CALLED HIS I.T. GUY IN AND HE

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SAID THEY JUST WEREN'T

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COMPATIBLE.

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WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, WE HAVE

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REPRESENTATIVE ELISSA SLOTKIN

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AND RICK WILSON ARE HERE.

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BUT FIRST, HE'S A PROFESSOR OF

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LINGUISTICS AT COLUMBIA

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UNIVERSITY WHOSE NEW BOOK IS

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CALLED "NINE NASTY WORDS,

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ENGLISH IN THE GUTTER - THEN,

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NOW, AND FOREVER" YOU CAN FIND

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HIS COMMENTARY ON SUBSTACK.COM:

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I DON'T MIND SAYING HE IS ONE MY

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HEROES, JOHN McWHORTER IS OVER

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HERE.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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WE DON'T TOUCH ANY MORE -- I

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WOULD LIKE TO TOUCH YOU BECAUSE

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I'M SUCH A FAN OF YOURS, I MUST

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TELL YOU.

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>> IT'S GOOD TO HEAR.

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>> Bill: I AM, I HOPE SOME OF

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OUR MUTUAL FRIENDS HAVE TOLD YOU

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THAT OVER THE YEARS, I ADMIRE

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YOU SO MUCH NOT JUST BECAUSE

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YOU'RE A VOICE OF COMMON SENSE

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BUT IT TAKES GUTS THESE DAYS TO

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BE A VOICE OF COMMON SENSE I

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THINK.

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>> BUT I DON'T THINK OF MYSELF

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AS BRAVE BECAUSE WHAT I REALLY

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AM IS A FAILED LAWYER AND MY

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ISSUE IS JUST THAT IF THINGS

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DON'T MAKE SENSE TO ME THEN I

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JUST WANT TO TRY TO MAKE SENSE

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OF IT A AND I WANT PEOPLE TO

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UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN AND THIS

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IS THE THING: IF YOU ARE A GOOD

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BLBLACK PERSON YOU'RE OFTEN TOLD

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TO CERTAIN RACE ISSUES YOU'RE

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SUPPOSED TO NOT QUITE MAKE SENSE

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AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH

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A CERTAIN KIND OF WORD MAGIC, I

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HAVE NEVER FELT IT, I HAVE

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ALWAYS THOUGHT I AND BLACK AND I

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WOULD LIKE THAT TO MAKE SENSE

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TOO AND THAT'S WHY I END UP

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LOOKING BRAVE WHEN REALLY I'M

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OBSESSIVE.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: WHAT I GET SO MUCH

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FROM LISTENING TO YOU AND

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READING YOU AS YOU FEEL

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CONDESCENDED TO.

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> ESPECIALLY LATELY.

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>> Bill: RIGHT.

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I SEE THAT ALL THE TIME, I DO

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WONDER WHY THAT IS NOT MORE IN

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THE DIALOGUE THAT WE HAVE.

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>> IT'S THE STRANGEST THING,

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WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE

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SPECIFIC, WHITE FRAGILITY THAT

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SAYS BLACK PEOPLE ARE THESE

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HOTHOUSE FLOWERS WERE EVERYONE

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HAS TO TIPTOE AROUND US, WE ARE

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ALWAYS CRYING AND ALWAYS ANGRY

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AND WE ARE SO VERY DELICATE

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SPIRIT I DON'T FEEL LIKE THAT

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PERSON, THAT PERSON IS TALKING

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DOWN TO ME AS FAR AS I'M

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CONCERNED.

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>> Bill: IT USED TO BE CALLED

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BLACK FRAGILITY.

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>> IT SHOULD BE USED TO KEEP

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TABLES FROM WOBBLING, THAT IS

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THE ONLY USE FOR THAT BOOK.

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AND YET YOU LOOK ON FACEBOOK AND

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YOU HAVE PEOPLE SAY "I'M DOING

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THE WORK" AND READING THIS BOOK.

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AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF THEY

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ARE DOING THE WORK OF MAKING ME

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INTO A PERFECT IDIOT.

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WHY DON'T MORE OF MY FELLOW

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BLACK PEOPLE FEEL THAT WAY?

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IT'S BECAUSE OF THE VERY HUMAN

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THING, IT IS A VERY HUMAN THING

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TO TAKE ON THE VICTIM IDENTITY.

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ALL PEOPLE DO IT, WE ALL HAVE

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KNOWN PEOPLE LIKE THAT, A WAY

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YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU'RE A BLACK

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PERSON AND ALL OF US NEED TO

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GRAB ONTO SOMETHING SOMETIMES IS

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TO READ A BOOK LIKE THAT AND

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THINK I NEED TO BE TREATED THAT

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WAY.

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I AM GOING TO START ACTIVELY

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PARSING IT THAT WAY, I DON'T

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THINK PEOPLE REALIZE WHAT SILLY

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BABIES BOOKS LIKE THAT MAKE US

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LOOK LIKE.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: TO BE FAIR, I THINK

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MOST BLACK FOLKS DO AGREE WITH

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YOU, IT'S JUST THE ONES COME UP

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PEOPLE BLACK-AND-WHITE OR

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ON TWITTER.

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>> I KNOW WHEN I SAY THESE

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THINGS IT'S NOT JUST ME AND

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COLEMAN HUGHES AND GLENN LOWRY

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AND TWO OR THREE OTHER PEOPLE IF

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IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT I

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WOULDN'T SAY "LOOK AT THE WAY WE

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WEIRDOS FEEL."

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I'VE BEEN BLACK PRETTY MUCH FOR

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55 YEARS AND I KNOW HOW BLACK

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PEOPLE FEEL AND I ALWAYS THINK

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THIS CERTAIN SLIVER OF PEOPLE IN

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THE MEDIA AND ACADEMIA ARE OFTEN

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MUCH SMARTER THAN ME BUT THAT IS

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NOT THE REPRESENTATIVE VIEW.

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FOR EXAMPLE IF YOU ARE GOING TO

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READ "HOW TO BE AN ANTIRACIST."

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THAT IS NOT THE GENERAL BLACK

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VIEW OF THINGS, IT'S LIKE THE

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BIE.

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THAT BOOK IF YOU MUST READ IT

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SHOULD BE READ AS LITERATURE

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RATHER THAN AS SCHOLARSHIP.

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IT'S NOT GENERAL.

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AND YET WE ARE TOLD THAT SOMEHOW

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WE HAVE TO ACCEPT THESE SORTS OF

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THINGS AS THE BLACK OF YOU AND

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YOU WILL SEE IT ON TWITTER.

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A BLACK PERSON WILL WRITE

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ON TWITTER, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN

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TO THE BLACK PEOPLE WHO ARE THE

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REAL BLACK PEOPLE, THE BLACK

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PEOPLE LIKELY TO LISTEN TO -- IS

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A GREAT DEAL OF DIVERSITY IN THE

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BLACK COMMUNITY AND I CAN TELL

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YOU IT'S NOT FOR THE DEFAULT IN

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THE BLACK COMMUNITY TO THINK OF

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OURSELVES AS PATHETIC.

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"YES WE CAN'T" HAS NEVER BEEN

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THE SLOGAN FOR BLACK AMERICA AND

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IT'S NOT NOW.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: I REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP

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WAS RUNNING IN 2016 HIS PITCH TO

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THE BLACK COMMUNITY WAS "WHAT DO

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YOU GOT TO LOSE?

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YOU WALK OUT YOUR DOOR YOU GET

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SHOT."

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[LAUGHTER]

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AND I THOUGHT WHAT AN INSULT,

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MOST BLACK PEOPLE LIVE IN THE

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SUBURBS.

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ALMOST TWO-THIRDS ARE

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MIDDLE-CLASS.

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SOME ARE NOT IN THE MIDDLE CLASS

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BECAUSE THEY ARE DOING VERY

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WELL -- THAT'S NOT TO SAY THERE

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ISN'T STILL RACISM IN THIS

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COUNTRY, OF COURSE, THERE ARE

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PROBLEMS AND BIG DIFFERENCES IN

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EQUALITY AND WEALTH.

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WHICH OF COURSE SHOULD BE

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ADDRESSED.

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BUT IF I MAY AMEND ONE THING YOU

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SAID -- THOSE PEOPLE YOU

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MENTIONED ARE NOT SMARTER THAN

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YOU.

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>> MADE A NOISE ON TV.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: ONE THING I LOVE THAT

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YOU SAY, ONCE IN A WHILE OVER

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THE YEARS HAVE CRITICIZED

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RELIGION, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU

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KNOW THAT.

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>> EVERY NOW AND THEN, YES.

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>> Bill: THE FACT THAT YOU

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CHARACTERIZE SOME OF THIS

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WOKENESS AS RELIGION APPEALED TO

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ME.

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WHEN WE TALK ABOUT RELIGION WE

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ARE TALKING ABOUT THINGS LIKE

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ORIGINAL SIN.

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>> WHITE PRIVILEGE.

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IF.

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>> Bill: WHITENESS, I'VE NEVER

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HEARD THE TERM WHITENESS BEFORE.

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>> YOU SEND WHEN YOU WERE A BABY

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WHEN YOU CAME OUT AND YOU WILL

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NEVER GET RID OF YOUR WHITE

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PRIVILEGE NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO

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COME YOU'RE GOING TO DIE WITH

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IT, THE ONLY GOOD THING IS TO

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PUT YOURSELF ON FACEBOOK SAYING

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"I'M DOING THE WORK."

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AND THAT WAY YOU ARE ATONING FOR

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YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: YOU CALL YOURSELF A

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CRANKY LIBERAL, CRANKY DEMOCRAT?

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>> Bill: I AM ALL OF THOSE

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THINGS.

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>> Bill: ME TOO.

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FOR PEOPLE WATCHING US SAYING

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"HOW DARE THEY --

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>> THERE ARE A FEW.

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>> Bill: LIBERALISM HAS

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CHANGED ESPECIALLY AS RACIAL

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MATTERS GO IN THE LAST FIVE

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YEARS AND HERE ARE SOME NEW

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IDEAS, NEW TO ME AND I DON'T

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AGREE WITH MOST OF THEM.

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ONE, IT'S NEVER BEEN WORSE.

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>> IT'S TERRIBLE, 1850 AND NOW

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IT'S WORSE.

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1966, IT'S GOTTEN SO MUCH WORSE.

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THESE ARE PEOPLE TOO YOUNG TO A

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MEMBER THE WAY IT WAS FOR

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FRANKLY IT'S THE VICTIM COMPLEX

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WHICH FEELS GOOD IN THE MOMENT

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BUT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH

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REALITY AND IT'S DEFEATIST.

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>> Bill: I THINK IT'S THE

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FIRST THING YOU SAID.

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[APPLAUSE]

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THE YOUNGER GENERATION FEELS

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LIKE IF SOMETHING DIDN'T HAPPEN

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WHILE THEY WERE ALIVE, IT DIDN'T

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HAPPEN.

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>> I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.

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>> Bill: I CAN'T, IT'S STUPID.

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IT'S CALLED HISTORY, I'VE HEARD

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THEM SAY IT ON THIS SHOW.

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I WASN'T AROUND FOR IT -- I

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WASN'T AROUND FOR THE

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FRENCH REVOLUTION BUT I KNOW

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ABOUT IT.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> I SYMPATHIZE A LITTLE BIT

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BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH

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TECHNOLOGY.

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I THINK YOU COULD BE AS OLD AS

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40 AT THIS POINT, THE WAY IT

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USED TO BE IT LOOKS SO VERY

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DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT'S IN

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BLACK-AND-WHITE OFTEN AFTER

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THINGS ARE IN COLOR, THEY LOOK

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REAL AND ALSO BLACK HISTORY WAS

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RELATIVELY QUIESCENT IN THE

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1970s AND INTO THE 80s SO

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IT'S EASY TO MISS HOW DIFFERENT

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1965 WAS FROM 1985 BECAUSE YOU

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DON'T HAVE INTERESTING EVENTS TO

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CHART.

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I CAN HAVE SOME SYMPATHY FOR IT

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BUT ANYBODY WHO THINKS NOW IS

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JUST AS BAD AS THE WAY IT WAS IN

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1970 EXCEPT THAT MANORS HAVE

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CHANGED, NO.

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THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SAID THAT

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IN 1990 ABOUT 1970, THAT WAS

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KIND OF TRUE.

432
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BUT TIME PASSES.

433
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IT'S EASIER TO BELIEVE THAT

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CHANGE DOESN'T HAPPEN.

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IN A WAY MORE TEMPTING AND MORE

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FUN BECAUSE YOU HAVE A REASON TO

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GET ANGRY THAN TO ALLOW CHANGE

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SLOWLY AND TO WATCH IT HAPPEN

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AND TO APPLAUD, YOU'RE SUPPOSED

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TO BE HAPPY THAT THINGS CHANGE.

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BUT WE ARE TAUGHT TO THE

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AUTHENTIC BLACK POSITION IS TO

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PRETEND IT NEVER DOES.

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>> Bill: WE AREN'T SAYING

445
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THERE ISN'T STILL A GREAT DEAL

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OF WORK TO BE DONE.

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>> NOT SAYING IT AT ALL.

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BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT'S

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ON TWITTER.

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"DON'T THEY KNOW ABOUT SYSTEMIC

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RACISM?

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"YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.

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WHY IS IT NOT BLACK TO ADDRESS A

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DEGREE, IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE

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UNSOPHISTICATED WORDS LIKE

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QUANTUM PHYSICS WHERE EVERYTHING

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IS ON AND OFF?

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THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES.

459
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WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH SOCIAL

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HISTORY THERE IS THE ISSUE OF

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DEGREE AND IF THAT MAKES ME A

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WHITE SUPREMACIST TO SAY SO,

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THAN I, JOHN McWHORTER, M A

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WHITE SUPREMACIST AND YOU COULD

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PUT US ON TWITTER BECAUSE I

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EMBRACE DEGREE AND NUANCE.

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>>>> Bill: OTHER THING ABOUT

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RACE THAT WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T

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TALK TO.

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>> YOU DON'T HAVE EXPERIENCE >>

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Bill: >> Bill: IT DOESN'T

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ROB ME OF BEING ASANTE AND THE

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PERSON BEING WHITE.

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>> YOU CAN SAY NOTHING, THAT

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MAKES ME FEEL GOOD BECAUSE THAT

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MEANS I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS

477
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TO TALK, HE COULD SEE WHERE THAT

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COMES FROM BECAUSE YOU GET TO

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EXPRESS YOURSELF AND YOU GET TO

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NEVER BE TOLD YOU'RE WRONG.

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IT'S CHILDISH AND IT'S SAD

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ENOUGH WHEN A BLACK PERSON SAYS

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THAT'S THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO

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GO BUT THEN WHEN A WHITE PERSON

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SAYS THAT'S PROGRESS, THAT'S

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ENLIGHTENMENT TO PRETEND A WHITE

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PERSON HAS NOTHING TO SAY, THAT

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DIALOGUE WILL NEVER ADVANCE

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ANYTHING.

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TALK ABOUT NOT UNDERSTANDING

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HISTORY, ALL OF THAT IS A LOT OF

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FUN IN THE PRESENT, IT MAKES FOR

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A GREAT TWITTER AND CATHARTIC

494
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DISCUSSIONS BUT NOTHING WILL

495
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EVER CHANGE.

496
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WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY

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CAN'T TALK, WHAT THEY WILL DO IS

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THINK AND GET ANGRY, YOU DON'T

499
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GET RID OF WHAT THEY ARE

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THINKING SO YOU HAVE TO ENGAGE.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: YOU'VE MENTIONED

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TWITTER, I'VE GOT TO GO BACK TO

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THAT FOR A SECOND AS

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DISAPPOINTED AS I AM IN THE

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LIBERAL HALF OF AMERICA FOR NOT

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STANDING UP TO TWITTER, IF YOU

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LIKE TWITTER HAS COMPLETELY MADE

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LIBERALS TH THERE BITCH.

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YOU LOOK AT THE OSCARS, THE

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OSCARS WAS A SHOW COMPLETELY

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ORGANIZED AROUND THE PRINCIPLE

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"DON'T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE

514
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TWITTER MAD."

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AND THEY STILL DID BY NOT GIVING

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THE OSCAR --

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>> THIS IS A SCARY TIME IN THAT

518
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WAY BECAUSE IT'S THE WEIRDEST

519
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THING ABOUT SOCIAL HISTORY AND

520
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THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHY IT'S

521
00:18:36,466 --> 00:18:36,833
COMPLICATED.

522
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:39,300
IN THE 70s AND 80s, THINKING

523
00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:40,333
AMERICA AND BEYOND IT LEARNS TO

524
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,166
BE A RACIST IS A TERRIBLE THING,

525
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:44,733
EVERYONE THINKS TO BE A RACIST

526
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,500
IS ALMOST AS BAD AS BEING A

527
00:18:47,566 --> 00:18:50,700
PEDOPHILE AND THAT'S GREAT, MOST

528
00:18:50,766 --> 00:18:51,766
PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT'S

529
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,400
UNPRECEDENTED IN THE WHOLE

530
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,733
300,000 YEAR HISTORY OF THE

531
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,633
SPECIES OF THE SOCIETY WOULD

532
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,733
COME TO THAT REALIZATION, THEN

533
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,266
SOCIAL MEDIA COMES ALONG AND YOU

534
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,633
CAN SHAME PEOPLE, YOU HAVE A

535
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,666
WHOLE GROUP OF PEOPLE IT'S NOT

536
00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:03,666
JUST WOKE PEOPLE, I DON'T HAVE A

537
00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:05,500
PROBLEM WITH WOKE, WOKE PEOPLE

538
00:19:05,566 --> 00:19:06,366
WHO ARE MEAN.

539
00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:07,400
THE WOKE PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN IF

540
00:19:07,466 --> 00:19:09,000
YOU DON'T DO WHAT THEY SAY THEY

541
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,833
PUT YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND THEY

542
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,000
SAY "YOU'RE A RACIST."

543
00:19:13,066 --> 00:19:14,533
AND THE PROBLEM IS THAT MOST OF

544
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,733
US ARE DEATHLY AFRAID OF BEING

545
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,366
CALLED A RACIST ON TWITTER.

546
00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:19,766
YOU HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO

547
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,900
UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING YOU AND I

548
00:19:21,966 --> 00:19:23,366
ARE SAYING -- THIS IS INDELICATE

549
00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:24,766
BUT I CAN THINK OF ANOTHER

550
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:25,566
IMAGE, EVERYBODY IS PEEING IN

551
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:29,600
THEIR PANTS.

552
00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:31,466
THIS IS A NATION ESPECIALLY

553
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:32,166
SINCE LAST SUMMER HAS SMELLED

554
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:33,600
LIKE YOU'RE IN ALL THE TIME,

555
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:39,200
THERE IS SO MUCH MENDACITY.

556
00:19:39,266 --> 00:19:40,166
[LAUGHTER]

557
00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:40,433
[APPLAUSE]

558
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,633
>> Bill: AS SOMEONE WHO HAS

559
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,333
LIVED THROUGH A FEW DECADES NOW

560
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,266
I SEE THIS AS SO

561
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,366
COUNTERPRODUCTIVE, AS SO

562
00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:49,600
DIFFERENT THAN THE WAY IT WAS

563
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:53,466
TEN YEARS AGO, 20 YEARS AGO, I

564
00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:55,766
FEEL LIKE RACE RELATIONSHIPS

565
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:56,400
WERE BETTER BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE

566
00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:58,900
INTERMARRYING MORE, MIXING MORE,

567
00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:01,333
THOSE TABOOS WENT AWAY, JOKING

568
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,166
WITH EACH OTHER MORE.

569
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:05,233
HOW DO PEOPLE BOND?

570
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:08,300
THEY JOKE, THEY TALK, AND NOW WE

571
00:20:08,366 --> 00:20:10,066
ARE ALL ON EGG SHELLS.

572
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:12,600
WHO MAKES A JOKE?

573
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:14,533
>> IT'S DIFFICULT, ONE IS AFRAID

574
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,800
TO DO IT IN CERTAIN PLACES AND

575
00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:18,000
IT'S ALMOST EVERYWHERE.

576
00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:21,700
IT'S SCARY, IT'S ODD TO.

577
00:20:21,766 --> 00:20:23,533
PEOPLE SAY "HE'S CONSERVATIVE."

578
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,633
NO, BUT I AM BEGINNING TO THINK

579
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,466
I MISS 2004, 2005 BECAUSE RACE

580
00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:29,833
RELATIONS WERE DIFFICULT THEN, I

581
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:30,866
WAS ALREADY WRITING ABOUT THEM

582
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:32,633
THEN, IT WAS AT LEAST A LITTLE

583
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,166
MORE HONEST AND A LITTLE MORE

584
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,233
PROGRESSIVE THAN WHAT HAS

585
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,833
HAPPENED ESPECIALLY SINCE LAST

586
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,333
SUMMER, A LOT OF IT STARTED

587
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,766
CREEPING IN AROUND 2014.

588
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:41,833
THERE IS SOMETHING THAT HAS GONE

589
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:43,400
REALLY WRONG AND I THINK THE

590
00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:44,466
CATALYST IS THIS WEIRD THING

591
00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:45,366
CALLED SOCIAL MEDIA.

592
00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:47,533
IT USED TO BE IF YOU SAID

593
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,433
SOMETHING TERRIBLE PEOPLE WOULD

594
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,400
WRITE ABOUT IT IN ARTICLES.

595
00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:53,100
PEOPLE WOULD SEND YOU NASTY

596
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,933
MAIL, IT WOULD BE DISCUSSED BUT

597
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,533
THERE WAS NO TWITTER IT COULD BE

598
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,766
DISCUSSED AND YOU CAN HAVE

599
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:00,733
PEOPLE DOG PILING.

600
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,133
ONCE YOU'VE GOTTEN THAT DEVICE

601
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:02,900
WHERE YOU ARE BEING CALLED

602
00:21:02,966 --> 00:21:03,666
SOMETHING ON THIS THING EVERYONE

603
00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:05,533
HAS ON THEIR PHONE, THAT'S

604
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,000
WONDERFUL IN MANY WAYS -- I'M AS

605
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,200
ADDICTED TO THIS AS ANYBODY ELSE

606
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:09,900
BUT IT MEANS YOU CAN BE

607
00:21:09,966 --> 00:21:11,200
SERIOUSLY HURT IN A WAY YOU

608
00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:12,866
COULDN'T BEFORE.

609
00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:14,566
I USED TO GET HATE MAIL IN AN

610
00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:16,566
ENVELOPE AND I WOULD OPEN IT AND

611
00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:17,666
READ.

612
00:21:17,733 --> 00:21:18,400
"YOU SUCK."

613
00:21:18,466 --> 00:21:19,700
AND ONLY I KNEW AND I WOULD

614
00:21:19,766 --> 00:21:21,133
THROW IT IN THE TRASH, NO YOU

615
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,200
DON'T GET THOSE ANYMORE BECAUSE

616
00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:23,633
IT'S ON TWITTER.

617
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,466
IT WILL SAY YOU SUCK AND YOU

618
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,100
SAID YOU WERE A WHITE SUPREMACY

619
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:26,833
IS ON TV AND EVERYBODY SEES IT

620
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:29,166
AND IT GETS LIKED BY 10,000

621
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:30,900
PEOPLE, THAT'S HARD FOR MOST

622
00:21:30,966 --> 00:21:31,666
PEOPLE UNLESS YOU ARE WEIRD LIKE

623
00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,666
US AND YOU DON'T MIND BEING

624
00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:34,000
HATED.

625
00:21:34,066 --> 00:21:35,033
BUT MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO

626
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,766
HAVE THAT DISEASE.

627
00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:40,900
SO WE ARE STUCK WHERE WE ARE.

628
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,366
>> Bill: KEEP FIGHTING THE

629
00:21:43,433 --> 00:21:43,666
GOOD FIGHT.

630
00:21:43,733 --> 00:21:44,800
I KNOW IT TAKES A LOT TO GET YOU

631
00:21:44,866 --> 00:21:46,700
OUT OF YOUR READING CHAIR AND

632
00:21:46,766 --> 00:21:49,966
YOUR PROFESSORSHIP, AND VERY

633
00:21:50,033 --> 00:21:50,866
APPRECIATE IF YOU CAME OUT HERE

634
00:21:50,933 --> 00:21:53,000
TO DO THIS FOR US AND I HOPE YOU

635
00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:53,566
COME BACK.

636
00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:56,233
>> I SHOULD ALSO SAY VERY

637
00:21:56,300 --> 00:22:00,766
QUICKLY, NINE NASTY WORDS IS A

638
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:04,700
BOOK VERY RECENTLY, I LAUGH

639
00:22:04,766 --> 00:22:05,500
SOMETIMES, IT WAS WRITTEN TO BE

640
00:22:05,566 --> 00:22:07,666
A GOOD TIME.

641
00:22:07,733 --> 00:22:10,300
I WROTE THAT, SO I CAN ALSO BE

642
00:22:10,366 --> 00:22:11,300
FUNNY.

643
00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:12,566
>> Bill: IT'S A GREAT BOOK,

644
00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:15,866
YOU ARE A PROFESSOR.

645
00:22:15,933 --> 00:22:16,733
THANK YOU JOHN.

646
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:21,733
LET'S MEET OUR PANEL.

647
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,833
♪ ♪

648
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:27,366
GREAT TO HAVE YOU ALL BACK.

649
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:28,166
HE'S THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR,

650
00:22:28,233 --> 00:22:29,000
MEDIA STRATEGIST, AND CO-FOUNDER

651
00:22:29,066 --> 00:22:32,600
OF THE LINCOLN PROJECT: RICK

652
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:34,400
WILSON.

653
00:22:34,466 --> 00:22:37,566
AND OUR RETURNING CHAMPION.

654
00:22:37,633 --> 00:22:38,233
SHE'S THE DEMOCRATIC

655
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:39,000
CONGRESSWOMAN WHO REPRESENTS

656
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:39,733
MICHIGAN'S 8TH DISTRICT:

657
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,500
REPRESENTATIVE ELISSA SLOTKIN.

658
00:22:42,566 --> 00:22:45,900
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

659
00:22:45,966 --> 00:22:47,866
I'M NOT GOING TO CONTAIN MYSELF

660
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:48,766
ABOUT THE GOOD NEWS THAT WE ARE

661
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:51,000
IN THE YELLOW!

662
00:22:51,066 --> 00:22:55,866
WE ARE IN THE YELLOW, THAT'S

663
00:22:55,933 --> 00:22:59,233
MOSTLY FOR LOADING AND

664
00:22:59,300 --> 00:22:59,500
UNLOADING.

665
00:22:59,566 --> 00:23:01,033
I JUST WANT TO SAY YOU LOOK

666
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,966
AROUND THE WORLD, SOME COUNTRIES

667
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:04,333
ARE DOING HORRIBLY LIKE INDIA

668
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,266
AND SOME COUNTRIES LIKE ISRAEL

669
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:09,333
HAVE KILLED IT, ALMOST NO DEATHS

670
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,000
IN THE WEEK NOW.

671
00:23:10,066 --> 00:23:14,666
WE ARE LOOKING MORE LIKE ISRAEL

672
00:23:14,733 --> 00:23:16,866
THAN INDIA, AMERICA, WHO

673
00:23:16,933 --> 00:23:19,566
WOULD'VE THOUGHT?

674
00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:20,533
BIDEN HAS ONLY BEEN IN OFFICE

675
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:24,900
FIVE MONTHS.

676
00:23:24,966 --> 00:23:26,833
OF WHAT DOES THIS REMIND ME OF

677
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:28,133
ONE THING WERE GOING COMPLETELY

678
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,133
TO SHIT AND THEN A DEMOCRAT GOT

679
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,166
ELECTED, OH, YEAH!

680
00:23:35,233 --> 00:23:36,400
2009, THE ECONOMY WAS COMPLETELY

681
00:23:36,466 --> 00:23:42,466
GOING INTO THE SHITTER AND NO

682
00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:44,100
DRAMA TOOK OFFICE AND MADE THE

683
00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:45,100
RIGHT CHOICES.

684
00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:47,733
IT SAVED THE AUTO INDUSTRY WHEN

685
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,300
PEOPLE LIKE MITT ROMNEY SAID IN

686
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:52,300
MICHIGAN -- PASSED A STIMULUS

687
00:23:52,366 --> 00:23:53,800
BILL THAT LOOKS PALTRY BY

688
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,766
TODAY'S STANDARDS BUT DID THE

689
00:23:55,833 --> 00:24:00,233
JOB BECAUSE ONE PARTY I'M SORRY

690
00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:01,566
IS A POLICY PARTY.

691
00:24:01,633 --> 00:24:03,933
THEY ARE WALKS AND ONE PARTY IS

692
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,600
TROLLS.

693
00:24:05,666 --> 00:24:09,300
WOULD YOU AGREE WITH THAT?

694
00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:10,300
SPEAK OF THE PARTY I HELPED

695
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,933
BUILD OVER 30 YEARS HAS BECOME A

696
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,100
BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE

697
00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:14,500
TRANSGRESSIVE, THEY WANT TO GET

698
00:24:14,566 --> 00:24:16,166
OUT AND SWING THEIR DICK'S

699
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:17,700
AROUND AND HAVE PEOPLE YELL NUMB

700
00:24:17,766 --> 00:24:19,166
AND SCREAM AT YOUR CANCELING ME

701
00:24:19,233 --> 00:24:20,300
FOR BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN, THEY

702
00:24:20,366 --> 00:24:21,933
ARE BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN FOR

703
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:22,500
THE MOST PART.

704
00:24:22,566 --> 00:24:24,200
JOE BIDEN IS DOING A GOOD JOB IN

705
00:24:24,266 --> 00:24:25,400
PART BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GET UP

706
00:24:25,466 --> 00:24:26,333
EVERY MORNING AND THINK HOW MY

707
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,566
GOING TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE

708
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:33,700
BY TWEETING SOME CRAZY SHIT?

709
00:24:33,766 --> 00:24:35,333
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

710
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,400
>> AND CAN I JUST SAY I MISS

711
00:24:37,466 --> 00:24:39,600
THIS IDEA THAT WE CAN HAVE AN

712
00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:41,000
IDEOLOGICAL DEBATE BETWEEN TWO

713
00:24:41,066 --> 00:24:41,366
HEALTHY PARTIES.

714
00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:43,200
THAT IS A GOOD THING, WE SHOULD

715
00:24:43,266 --> 00:24:45,933
WANT A STRONG TWO PARTY SYSTEM.

716
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,833
RIGHT NOW I'M MISSING WHAT THE

717
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,966
IDEOLOGICAL CENTER IS OF THE

718
00:24:50,033 --> 00:24:50,166
PARTY.

719
00:24:50,233 --> 00:24:51,766
>> Bill: WE NEED IT.

720
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,700
>> THERE IS NO CENTER, IT'S ALL

721
00:24:53,766 --> 00:24:55,100
TRUMPED COME ALL THE TIME.

722
00:24:55,166 --> 00:24:58,266
>> I MISS THAT, I THINK THERE'S

723
00:24:58,333 --> 00:24:59,466
REPUBLICANS I REPRESENT A LOT OF

724
00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:00,900
THEM, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A

725
00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:01,100
HOME.

726
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,366
>> Bill: IT'S NOT LIKE

727
00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:03,366
REPUBLICANS DIDN'T USED TO KNOW

728
00:25:03,433 --> 00:25:08,400
HOW TO DO THIS, GE GEORGE BUSH E

729
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,900
FIRST, I WASN'T INTO THEIR

730
00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:11,533
POLITICS BUT THEY WERE PRAGMATIC

731
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,800
PEOPLE WHO HANDLED PROBLEMS, THE

732
00:25:12,866 --> 00:25:14,366
BERLIN WALL FELL, THEY HANDLED

733
00:25:14,433 --> 00:25:15,900
IT IN A GOOD WAY.

734
00:25:15,966 --> 00:25:17,133
LIZ CHENEY, LET'S TALK ABOUT

735
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,433
THIS.

736
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:21,466
52% OF REPUBLICANS IN WYOMING,

737
00:25:21,533 --> 00:25:24,033
HER STATE, WYOMING HAS LIKE NINE

738
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:27,166
PEOPLE IN IT.

739
00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:28,700
52% OF THEM SAY THEY WILL NOT

740
00:25:28,766 --> 00:25:30,500
VOTE FOR HER IN THE PRIMARY NO

741
00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:32,333
MATTER WHO RUNS AGAINST HER

742
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,133
BECAUSE -- I FEEL LIKE THIS IS

743
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,733
THE PROBLEM.

744
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,666
IT'S NOT EVEN THE MAIN

745
00:25:38,733 --> 00:25:39,266
REPUBLICAN PARTY, IT'S LIKE IN

746
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:43,266
THE STATE LEVEL, IT'S GETTING

747
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,766
PRIMARY IT, IT'S THE ACTIVISTS.

748
00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:49,233
SHE IS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF

749
00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:51,833
REALITY, SHE'S PRO REALITY.

750
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:54,100
ONE GUY WHO IS NOT OUR TEAM WON

751
00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:55,033
THE ELECTION AND THEY ARE NOT

752
00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:57,100
PRO REALITY.

753
00:25:57,166 --> 00:26:00,566
SO SHE HAS GOT TO GO.

754
00:26:00,633 --> 00:26:02,133
>> SHE REPRESENTS SOMETHING SO

755
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,766
DANGEROUS TO THEM BECAUSE TO BE

756
00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,033
A SUPPORTER OF THE REPUBLICAN

757
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,966
PARTY YOU ARE ALL IN ON THE MYTH

758
00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:08,266
THAT TRUMPED WON THE ELECTION,

759
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,466
YOU ARE IN ON THE LIES AND

760
00:26:10,533 --> 00:26:12,133
SUPPORT YOU HAVE TO BUILD A

761
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,800
SCAFFOLDING OF LIES EVERY DAY

762
00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:14,600
THE PYRAMID OF BULLSHIT HAS TO

763
00:26:14,666 --> 00:26:15,966
GET TALLER AND YOU HAVE TO SAY

764
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:16,633
THAT WAS ALWAYS THE CASE AND SHE

765
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:19,133
WON'T DO IT.

766
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,766
SHE JUST WON'T DO IT.

767
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:22,900
AS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE

768
00:26:22,966 --> 00:26:24,466
CHENEY'S, THESE PEOPLE, THEY

769
00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:25,633
DON'T FUCK AROUND, THEY ARE

770
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:26,733
SERIOUS PEOPLE, WHETHER YOU LOVE

771
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,566
THEM OR HATE THEM THEY ARE

772
00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:30,066
SERIOUS PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN

773
00:26:30,133 --> 00:26:30,300
REALITY.

774
00:26:30,366 --> 00:26:32,333
THE WAY I LOOK AT IT, SHE IS

775
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,300
GOING TO LOSE HER CONFERENCE

776
00:26:33,366 --> 00:26:35,366
CHAIR -- THAT'S NOT ABOUT HER.

777
00:26:35,433 --> 00:26:36,900
>> Bill: SHE'S GOING TO LOOSE

778
00:26:36,966 --> 00:26:37,500
HER SEAT.

779
00:26:37,566 --> 00:26:40,100
>> IT'S NOT ABOUT HER, SHE'S NOT

780
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,533
WILLING TO SWALLOW THE POISON

781
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,133
AND SAY IT TASTES LIKE KOOL-AID,

782
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,966
IT'S NOT, IT IS KILLING THIS

783
00:26:45,033 --> 00:26:47,133
PARTY, IT IS KILLING THIS

784
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:47,366
COUNTRY.

785
00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:52,400
IF WE ALLOW THIS MYTH OF TRUMPS

786
00:26:52,466 --> 00:26:53,166
ALLEGED VICTORY WITH BAMBOO

787
00:26:53,233 --> 00:26:54,566
FIBERS AND WHATEVER FICTIONAL

788
00:26:54,633 --> 00:26:55,500
HORSE SHIPPED THEY ARE GOING TO

789
00:26:55,566 --> 00:26:56,833
PULL OUT TODAY --

790
00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:59,933
[APPLAUSE]

791
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,100
SHE REPRESENTS SOMETHING THAT IS

792
00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:03,933
OF VANISHING SPECIES, IT'S LIKE

793
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,800
WATCHING THE LAST WOOLLY MAMMOTH

794
00:27:06,866 --> 00:27:08,300
WANDERING THE TAIGA.

795
00:27:08,366 --> 00:27:10,500
THOSE REPUBLICANS AREN'T GOING

796
00:27:10,566 --> 00:27:10,933
TO SURVIVE.

797
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,166
>> Bill: I HOPE THAT'S NOT THE

798
00:27:12,233 --> 00:27:13,500
CASE BUT LET ME JUST SAY THIS,

799
00:27:13,566 --> 00:27:16,900
TO A REPUBLICAN.

800
00:27:16,966 --> 00:27:17,166
>> FORMER.

801
00:27:17,233 --> 00:27:18,966
>> Bill: YOU'RE NOT A

802
00:27:19,033 --> 00:27:19,400
REPUBLICAN ANYMORE?

803
00:27:19,466 --> 00:27:21,366
>> I'M A REGISTERED INDEPENDENT.

804
00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:23,566
I VOTED AGAINST TRUMP AND THE

805
00:27:23,633 --> 00:27:24,766
PRIMARY AND THE GENERAL AND IN

806
00:27:24,833 --> 00:27:26,400
THE LAST ELECTION I HAD TO BE

807
00:27:26,466 --> 00:27:29,133
ABLE TO VOTE AGAINST THAT FUCKER

808
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:29,333
TWICE.

809
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,000
THEN I REREGISTERED.

810
00:27:32,066 --> 00:27:35,233
>> Bill: BUT THAT'S TRUMP,

811
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:36,766
YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEBODY WHO

812
00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:38,066
WAS VERY HARD ON GEORGE BUSH AND

813
00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:40,233
MITT ROMNEY AND ALL THE

814
00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:40,966
REPUBLICANS OVER THE YEARS,

815
00:27:41,033 --> 00:27:42,533
BASICALLY BUT I'VE COME TO

816
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,500
UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE LIKE LIZ

817
00:27:44,566 --> 00:27:45,100
CHENEY AND GEORGE BUSH AND

818
00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:47,300
MITT ROMNEY AND MIKE PENCE WHO

819
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:48,800
COULD HAVE DONE THE WRONG THING

820
00:27:48,866 --> 00:27:54,233
THAT JANUARY 6 DAY, HE DIDN'T.

821
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:56,066
THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS AS I

822
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:59,166
WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO MY

823
00:27:59,233 --> 00:28:02,166
DEMOCRATIC FRIENDS, FOR A

824
00:28:02,233 --> 00:28:02,466
REPUBLICAN.

825
00:28:02,533 --> 00:28:03,500
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD

826
00:28:03,566 --> 00:28:04,133
WHO JUST DON'T SEE THE WORLD THE

827
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,033
WAY YOU DO, THEY JUST DON'T.

828
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:08,566
IT'S A CHIP IN OUR BRAIN.

829
00:28:08,633 --> 00:28:11,400
YOU CAN'T EXPECT, I WAS ALWAYS

830
00:28:11,466 --> 00:28:15,266
SAYING WHAT IS THE SAFE WORD FOR

831
00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:16,366
REPUBLICANS WHEN TRUMP WAS

832
00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:18,500
PRESIDENT, WHAT IS THE ONE THING

833
00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:19,633
WHERE HE WILL DRAW THE LINE

834
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:22,100
WHERE THEY WILL SAY OKAY,

835
00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:24,266
STOP -- SOME OF THEM DID HAVE

836
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:24,566
IT.

837
00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:25,800
LIZ CHENEY HAD IT, MIKE PENCE

838
00:28:25,866 --> 00:28:34,000
HADDAD, MET ROMN ROMNEY HAD IT,U

839
00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:36,733
HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT.

840
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,233
YOU CAN'T HATE THE MITT ROMNEY,

841
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:42,400
CHENEY, GEORGE BUSH, YOU HEAR

842
00:28:42,466 --> 00:28:43,666
LIBERAL PEOPLE SAY I HATE THEM,

843
00:28:43,733 --> 00:28:46,766
I WANT THEM TO DIE, THAT'S

844
00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:49,133
GREAT, BUT THEY OWN SELF

845
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:49,400
REPORTING.

846
00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:50,200
>> Bill: I DON'T THINK IT

847
00:28:50,266 --> 00:28:51,333
HELPS A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THE

848
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,766
LEFT TO SUBMIT ROMNEY'S EXEC

849
00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:54,800
LIKE DONALD TRUMP, NO HE'S NOT.

850
00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:57,533
HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE CATEGORY.

851
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,233
>> THERE HAS TO BE A DISTINCTION

852
00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:00,900
BETWEEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE TOTALLY

853
00:29:00,966 --> 00:29:02,400
DIFFERENT VIEWS THAN YOU AND

854
00:29:02,466 --> 00:29:04,733
PEOPLE WHO ARE FUNDAMENTALLY NOT

855
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:05,900
ACCEPTING OF DEMOCRACY WHO ARE

856
00:29:05,966 --> 00:29:08,333
TRYING TO UNDO DEMOCRACY.

857
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,766
THAT IS DIFFERENT, THAT'S MY

858
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:11,433
LINE.

859
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,233
>> Bill: THAT'S WHERE THESE

860
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:22,166
PEOPLE, CHENEY AND BUSH, THEY

861
00:29:22,233 --> 00:29:23,566
WOULD NOT BEND THE KNEE.

862
00:29:23,633 --> 00:29:24,733
>> YOU DON'T GET TO CHANGE THE

863
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,633
RULES OF THE GAME IN THE MIDDLE

864
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,800
OF THE GAME BECAUSE YOU THINK

865
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:27,566
YOU'RE LOSING, THAT'S WHAT THEY

866
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:28,666
ARE TRYING TO DO AT THE STATE

867
00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:30,166
LEVEL IN THE FEDERAL LEVEL, WE

868
00:29:30,233 --> 00:29:32,233
HAVE TO DRAW A BRIGHT RED LINE

869
00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,800
BETWEEN PEOPLE WHO MAY BE FISCAL

870
00:29:34,866 --> 00:29:35,633
CONSERVATIVES FOR SOCIAL

871
00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:36,833
CONSERVATIVES, PEOPLE LIKE MY

872
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,000
IN-LAWS WHO I LOVE DEEPLY WHO

873
00:29:39,066 --> 00:29:40,233
WILL NEVER BELIEVE IN DESTROYING

874
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:43,066
THE DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM WE ALL

875
00:29:43,133 --> 00:29:44,666
LOVE, NEVER.

876
00:29:44,733 --> 00:29:48,733
>> Bill: IN-LAWS?

877
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,500
IT'S AN ISSUE IN A LOT OF

878
00:29:50,566 --> 00:29:52,833
HOUSEHOLDS, IN-LAWS, I'M

879
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:55,166
IMAGINING.

880
00:29:55,233 --> 00:29:56,500
IT'S AN INTERESTING POLL THIS

881
00:29:56,566 --> 00:29:58,100
WEEK, SOMETIMES I THINK TRUMP IS

882
00:29:58,166 --> 00:29:59,966
NEVER GOING TO GO AWAY, I ALWAYS

883
00:30:00,033 --> 00:30:01,500
CALL HIM THE SHARK THAT'S OUT TO

884
00:30:01,566 --> 00:30:03,966
SEE, HE'S COMING BACK, WE NEED A

885
00:30:04,033 --> 00:30:06,066
BIGGER BOAT -- BUT THIS WEEK,

886
00:30:06,133 --> 00:30:08,466
THIS IS A POLL THEY HAVE DONE A

887
00:30:08,533 --> 00:30:09,533
NUMBER OF TIMES.

888
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,633
REPUBLICANS: HOW MANY SUPPORT

889
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:11,766
THE PARTY AND THEIR POLICIES

890
00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:14,333
MORE THAN TRUMP?

891
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,066
FOR THE FIRST TIME THAT IS A

892
00:30:17,133 --> 00:30:21,066
MAJORITY, 50% SUPPORT THE THE

893
00:30:21,133 --> 00:30:22,566
PARTY MORE THAN TRUMP, THE

894
00:30:22,633 --> 00:30:23,800
LEGACY THAT TRUMP LEFT US THE

895
00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:25,166
BIG LIE ABOUT THE ELECTION THAT

896
00:30:25,233 --> 00:30:26,433
LIVES ON.

897
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:30,200
AT 70% REPUBLICANS THINK THAT

898
00:30:30,266 --> 00:30:31,866
BIDEN IS BASICALLY AN

899
00:30:31,933 --> 00:30:32,566
ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENT BECAUSE

900
00:30:32,633 --> 00:30:36,633
HE DIDN'T GET ENOUGH VOTES.

901
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,100
>> IT'S A COMPLICATED THING

902
00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:39,900
ABOUT ELECTIONS, YOU HAVE TO GET

903
00:30:39,966 --> 00:30:40,200
MORE VOTES.

904
00:30:40,266 --> 00:30:47,533
IT'S A WEIRD RULE.

905
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,633
>> Bill: IS IT POSSIBLE TRUMP

906
00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:53,100
IS FADING?

907
00:30:53,166 --> 00:30:54,866
THE LIE IS FADING, DO THEY WANT

908
00:30:54,933 --> 00:30:58,333
HIM AS THE FACE OF THE MIDTERMS?

909
00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,533
IS IT POSSIBLE THERE ARE

910
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,733
REPUBLICANS OUT THERE A LOT OF

911
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,500
THEM WHO ARE LIKE HE'S A LOSER,

912
00:31:01,566 --> 00:31:05,866
HE DID LOSE.

913
00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:06,300
[APPLAUSE]

914
00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:08,500
IT'S A LOT OF BAGGAGE, IT'S A

915
00:31:08,566 --> 00:31:09,500
LOT OF DRAMA.

916
00:31:09,566 --> 00:31:10,766
NOW THAT WE'VE SEEN SIX MONTHS

917
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:12,900
WITHOUT THE TWEETS IN THE MEAN

918
00:31:12,966 --> 00:31:14,566
GIRL SHIT AND THE CRAZINESS AND

919
00:31:14,633 --> 00:31:17,733
THE REDRAWING WEATHER MAPS,

920
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:18,866
MAYBE THEY LOVE THIS NEW BOY

921
00:31:18,933 --> 00:31:23,300
RON DeSANTIS IN FLORIDA.

922
00:31:23,366 --> 00:31:25,533
IF RON DeSANTIS RAN AGAINST

923
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,533
TRUMP NOW, HE'S HARVARD, HE'S

924
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:33,066
GAIL, NAVY -- AGAIN, NOT MY

925
00:31:33,133 --> 00:31:35,966
POLITICS BUT IF HE RAN AGAINST

926
00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:37,000
TRUMP AND THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE

927
00:31:37,066 --> 00:31:38,000
IN THE WINGS, THEY DON'T WANT TO

928
00:31:38,066 --> 00:31:40,100
WAIT FOR TRUMP BECAUSE HE WILL

929
00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:44,033
LIVE TO A MILLION.

930
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:45,166
HE'S A COMPLETED CITY ROACH,

931
00:31:45,233 --> 00:31:47,800
NOTHING CAN KILL HIM.

932
00:31:47,866 --> 00:31:48,066
[LAUGHTER]

933
00:31:48,133 --> 00:31:51,533
[APPLAUSE]

934
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,833
COVID COULDN'T TAKE THEM OUT,

935
00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:54,700
THE WORST DIET IN THE WORLD,

936
00:31:54,766 --> 00:31:55,133
DOESN'T MATTER.

937
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,133
IF HE'S GOING TO BE THERE

938
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:57,366
FOREVER.

939
00:31:57,433 --> 00:31:59,200
I DON'T KNOW IF RON DeSANTIS

940
00:31:59,266 --> 00:32:01,333
WANTS TO WAIT FOR DONALD TRUMP'S

941
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:01,833
BLESSING AND I WONDER IF

942
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:04,133
REPUBLICANS DON'T WANT TRUMP

943
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,800
WITHOUT HIM.

944
00:32:05,866 --> 00:32:09,533
>> THEY WANT TRUMP, THESE ARE MY

945
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,066
FORMER PEOPLE AND I KNOW THE

946
00:32:12,133 --> 00:32:12,800
TRIBE.

947
00:32:12,866 --> 00:32:14,000
ESPECIALLY DOWN AT THE

948
00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:17,833
GRASSROOTS LEVEL -- THEY MAY

949
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:19,300
LOOK AT RON DeSANTIS AND THINK

950
00:32:19,366 --> 00:32:20,733
HE CAN BE SOMEWHAT ACCEPTABLE

951
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,900
BUT THE MINUTE HE GOES TO IOWA

952
00:32:22,966 --> 00:32:23,400
OR NEW HAMPSHIRE OR

953
00:32:23,466 --> 00:32:25,300
SOUTH CAROLINA AND TRUMP SEES IT

954
00:32:25,366 --> 00:32:27,266
ON FOX AND LOSES HIS SHIT AND

955
00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:28,933
SAYS "WEAK LOSER RON DeSANTIS,

956
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,766
HE SHOULD BE HATED, HE'S NOT A

957
00:32:31,833 --> 00:32:33,933
TOUGH MANLY MAN LIKE ME."

958
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:41,133
IT WILL DESTROY THE GUYS CAREER.

959
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,600
IF DONALD TRUMP IS NOT EATEN BY

960
00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:44,100
AN ALLIGATOR, HE IS THE

961
00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:48,466
PRESUMPTIVE NOMINEE FOR 24.

962
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:50,000
>> NOT ONLY IS HE WAITING AND

963
00:32:50,066 --> 00:32:52,033
FIGURING IT OUT IN THE WINGS,

964
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,366
THE STYLE OF POLITICS THAT HE

965
00:32:53,433 --> 00:32:54,800
MAINSTREAMED IS ALIVE AND WELL

966
00:32:54,866 --> 00:32:57,166
CERTAINLY AT HOME WHERE I AM.

967
00:32:57,233 --> 00:33:00,100
IT'S BASICALLY NO FACTS, NO

968
00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:00,500
TRUTH, NO SHAME.

969
00:33:00,566 --> 00:33:03,500
YOU CAN DO SO MUCH IF YOU DON'T

970
00:33:03,566 --> 00:33:03,866
HAVE ANY SHAPE.

971
00:33:03,933 --> 00:33:05,266
IF YOU DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE

972
00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:06,766
SAY ABOUT YOU, IF YOU DON'T CARE

973
00:33:06,833 --> 00:33:09,366
THEY CATCH YOU IN A LIVE, IT'S

974
00:33:09,433 --> 00:33:10,566
AMAZING WHAT YOU COULD DO AS A

975
00:33:10,633 --> 00:33:10,866
POLITICIAN.

976
00:33:10,933 --> 00:33:12,900
I THINK THAT STYLE I SEE A TON

977
00:33:12,966 --> 00:33:15,133
OF PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO BE

978
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:21,933
MTRUMP AT HOME IN MICHIGAN THEY

979
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,100
THINK GREAT, POPULISM, NO SHAME

980
00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:26,900
IN MY, I'M IN.

981
00:33:26,966 --> 00:33:28,366
>> Bill: I HOPE YOU'RE WRONG

982
00:33:28,433 --> 00:33:29,933
ABOUT THAT BUT I WOULD NEVER BET

983
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,033
AGAINST DONALD TRUMP, YOU'RE

984
00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:32,433
RIGHT.

985
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,933
THEY THREW HIM OFF FACEBOOK,

986
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
THIS WEEK FACEBOOK HAD AN

987
00:33:38,066 --> 00:33:43,366
OVERSIGHT BOARD --

988
00:33:43,433 --> 00:33:46,666
HOW BRAVE.

989
00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:47,733
[LAUGHTER]

990
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,900
AN OVERSIGHT BOARD OF ACTIVISTS,

991
00:33:48,966 --> 00:33:51,233
LAWYERS, JOURNALISTS, EVERYONE

992
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:56,000
KEEPS PASSING THIS HOT POTATO.

993
00:33:56,066 --> 00:33:57,200
HERE'S THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH.

994
00:33:57,266 --> 00:33:58,833
SINCE TRUMP HAS BEEN THROWN OFF

995
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:00,066
FACEBOOK AND TWITTER, THINGS GOT

996
00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:02,233
WAY BETTER IN THIS COUNTRY.

997
00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:04,300
IT DID THE ENORMOUS GOOD.

998
00:34:04,366 --> 00:34:08,366
[APPLAUSE]

999
00:34:08,433 --> 00:34:09,933
IT BRINGS UP ALL SORTS OF REALLY

1000
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,933
INCONVENIENT FREE-SPEECH ISSUES.

1001
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,666
THE BOARD, HOWEVER THESE PEOPLE

1002
00:34:14,733 --> 00:34:16,966
ARE, THEY RULED THAT HE'S OFF

1003
00:34:17,033 --> 00:34:17,566
FOR SIX MONTHS.

1004
00:34:17,633 --> 00:34:21,133
FACEBOOK JAIL FOR SIX MONTHS

1005
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,100
BECAUSE HE CREATED AN

1006
00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:24,533
ENVIRONMENT WHERE A SERIOUS RISK

1007
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,366
OF VIOLENCE WAS POSSIBLE -- YES,

1008
00:34:25,433 --> 00:34:29,933
THAT'S WHAT HE'S TRYING TO DO --

1009
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:30,866
BUT I DON'T WANT THE GOVERNMENT

1010
00:34:30,933 --> 00:34:32,133
DOING THIS, I ALSO DON'T WANT

1011
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,500
FACEBOOK DOING THIS.

1012
00:34:33,566 --> 00:34:39,100
[APPLAUSE]

1013
00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:39,566
IT'S ONE OF THOSE --

1014
00:34:39,633 --> 00:34:41,933
>> FACEBOOK'S POWER IN OUR

1015
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,133
SOCIETY HAS BECOME SO UNTETHERED

1016
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,333
AND IT IS SO VASTLY BEYOND WHAT

1017
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,033
ANYBODY COULD HAVE ANTICIPATED

1018
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:50,533
BUT HERE'S THE THING.

1019
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,200
DONALD TRUMP HAS BENEFITED FROM

1020
00:34:51,266 --> 00:34:52,066
BEING OFF TWITTER AND FACEBOOK,

1021
00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:54,700
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

1022
00:34:54,766 --> 00:34:56,333
IT'S LIKE THEY LOCKED THE LIQUOR

1023
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,200
CABINET AND THEY SLAPPED HIM IN

1024
00:34:57,266 --> 00:35:00,733
A STRAITJACKET FOR SIX MONTHS.

1025
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,000
SO HIS MINIONS CAN REMEMBER THE

1026
00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:04,466
GOOD THINGS AND NOT THE CRAZY

1027
00:35:04,533 --> 00:35:06,666
TWEETS IN THE SHIT STORMS IN THE

1028
00:35:06,733 --> 00:35:09,400
LATE NIGHT BULLSHIT.

1029
00:35:09,466 --> 00:35:11,966
I THINK ONE OF THE REASONS TRUMP

1030
00:35:12,033 --> 00:35:14,533
WILL RUN, HE IS ADDICTED TO THAT

1031
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,533
SWEET, SWEET TWITTER SMACK, HE

1032
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:17,366
LOVES THAT STUFF.

1033
00:35:17,433 --> 00:35:18,933
HE WILL RUN IN PART BECAUSE AS A

1034
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,766
CANDIDATE THEY WILL HAVE TO LET

1035
00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:22,900
HIM BACK ON THE PLATFORMS.

1036
00:35:22,966 --> 00:35:23,600
THAT'S ONE OF THE MOTIVATING

1037
00:35:23,666 --> 00:35:26,500
FACTORS IN HIS HEAD.

1038
00:35:26,566 --> 00:35:27,266
FACEBOOK IS AN OPEN SEWER OF

1039
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:30,333
PROPAGANDA AND INSANITY AND IF

1040
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,333
YOU SEEK OUT PROPAGANDA AND

1041
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,533
INSANITY YOU WILL GET MORE OF

1042
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,666
IT, THEY WILL SHOVEL IT INTO YOU

1043
00:35:33,733 --> 00:35:34,266
AS FAST AS THEY CAN.

1044
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:38,733
THAT IS A SYSTEM -- GOVERNMENT

1045
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:39,833
CAN'T FIX IT BUT FACEBOOK IS NOT

1046
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:43,300
GOING TO FIX ITSELF IN THIS

1047
00:35:43,366 --> 00:35:44,600
OVERSIGHT BOARD IS A CLOWN SHOW.

1048
00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:46,733
>> Bill: I WISH THE BLUE

1049
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,600
RIBBON PANEL HAD MADE SOME NEW

1050
00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:53,566
RULES, TO COIN A PHRASE --

1051
00:35:53,633 --> 00:35:55,266
HERE'S THE THING.

1052
00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:57,166
JUST THE BIG THINGS WE THROW YOU

1053
00:35:57,233 --> 00:35:58,433
OFF FOR.

1054
00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,666
LIKE SAYING "DEMOCRACY DOESN'T

1055
00:35:59,733 --> 00:36:04,233
EXIST IN AMERICA ANYMORE."

1056
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:06,433
THINGS ALL REASONABLE PEOPLE CAN

1057
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:10,333
AGREE ON AND NOT MISSION CREEP.

1058
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,233
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

1059
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:12,800
>> LET'S ESTABLISH THAT FACEBOOK

1060
00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:14,900
HAS CREATED A BOARD SO THEY CAN

1061
00:36:14,966 --> 00:36:16,666
PUNT TO SOMEBODY ELSE, THEY ARE

1062
00:36:16,733 --> 00:36:17,533
A PRIVATE COMPANY.

1063
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,500
MARK ZUCKERBERG COULD PUT ON A

1064
00:36:18,566 --> 00:36:20,466
POLICY TOMORROW IF YOU WANTED TO

1065
00:36:20,533 --> 00:36:22,000
AFTER JANUARY 6 THEY FIGURED OUT

1066
00:36:22,066 --> 00:36:24,566
THAT WAS PRETTY BAD OF US AND

1067
00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:25,233
THEY SWUNG THE PENDULUM THE

1068
00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:27,333
OTHER WAY.

1069
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,066
I THINK FOR ME ON FREE SPEECH IT

1070
00:36:29,133 --> 00:36:31,466
IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE, YOU HAVE TO

1071
00:36:31,533 --> 00:36:32,266
BE CAREFUL.

1072
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:33,900
THE THING I CAN SUPPORT WITH

1073
00:36:33,966 --> 00:36:34,566
DONALD TRUMP STAYING OFF TWITTER

1074
00:36:34,633 --> 00:36:36,900
IS THAT HE HAD BOTH THE CAPACITY

1075
00:36:36,966 --> 00:36:39,466
TO GET THE HUGE NUMBERS OF

1076
00:36:39,533 --> 00:36:40,366
PEOPLE AND HE OPENLY INCITED

1077
00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:44,333
VIOLENCE.

1078
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,133
IF ANYONE WHO IS INCITED

1079
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,500
VIOLENCE SHOULD BE KICKED OFF,

1080
00:36:46,566 --> 00:36:48,033
THAT IS WHERE YOUR FREE-SPEECH

1081
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:50,233
ENDS.

1082
00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:50,466
ANYBODY.

1083
00:36:50,533 --> 00:36:53,200
LEFT OR RIGHT.

1084
00:36:53,266 --> 00:36:54,600
[APPLAUSE]

1085
00:36:54,666 --> 00:36:57,566
>> Bill: THE TRUTH IS HE

1086
00:36:57,633 --> 00:36:58,166
INCITED VIOLENCE NOT FROM THAT

1087
00:36:58,233 --> 00:37:01,233
ONE THING HE SAID -- OF VIOLENCE

1088
00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:03,100
WAS INCITED BY HIS ENTIRE TENURE

1089
00:37:03,166 --> 00:37:05,366
IN OFFICE WHEN HE SAID IF I

1090
00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:07,233
DON'T WIN IT'S A RIGGED

1091
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:09,100
ELECTION, THERE'S ONLY TWO

1092
00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:11,633
OUTCOMES, I EITHER WIN OR IT'S A

1093
00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:12,366
CHEAT.

1094
00:37:12,433 --> 00:37:13,066
THAT'S WHAT INCITED THE

1095
00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:13,700
VIOLENCE.

1096
00:37:13,766 --> 00:37:15,566
WHAT IF SOMEBODY GETS ON THERE,

1097
00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:16,966
A CONGRESSMAN COULD A LOCAL

1098
00:37:17,033 --> 00:37:17,800
CONGRESSMAN COULD SAY WE SHOULD

1099
00:37:17,866 --> 00:37:21,100
ABOLISH THE POLICE.

1100
00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:22,533
>> THEY HAVE.

1101
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,933
>> Bill: THAT SOUNDS A GOOD

1102
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:24,933
COULD CAUSE SOME VIOLENCE, WHERE

1103
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,533
YOU DRAW THE LINE?

1104
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,600
>> THIS ISN'T ABOUT AESTHETICS

1105
00:37:28,666 --> 00:37:31,666
OF TRUMP, HIS AESTHETICS ARE

1106
00:37:31,733 --> 00:37:33,233
AWFUL AND GHASTLY BUT THE THING

1107
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:34,066
THAT BOTHERS ME IS SOME DAY

1108
00:37:34,133 --> 00:37:37,000
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A SMARTER

1109
00:37:37,066 --> 00:37:38,566
VERSION OF TRUMP, A RADICAL

1110
00:37:38,633 --> 00:37:39,333
AUTHORITARIAN POPULIST WHO IS

1111
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,900
GOING TO SAY I KNOW HOW TO NOT

1112
00:37:41,966 --> 00:37:43,666
SAY THE FEW KEYWORDS THAT WILL

1113
00:37:43,733 --> 00:37:45,200
TRIGGER FACEBOOK TO THROW ME OFF

1114
00:37:45,266 --> 00:37:47,100
BUT I KNOW HOW TO USE THE

1115
00:37:47,166 --> 00:37:48,266
AMPLIFICATION MECHANISMS OF

1116
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:49,033
FACEBOOK TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK

1117
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:53,433
IT'S OKAY TO L LOAD PEOPLE AND

1118
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,000
BOXCARS WE DON'T LIKE THEIR

1119
00:37:55,066 --> 00:37:55,500
POLITICS.

1120
00:37:55,566 --> 00:37:56,200
THAT'S WHAT FACEBOOK IT'S

1121
00:37:56,266 --> 00:37:57,400
DESIGNED TO DO, DESIGNED TO

1122
00:37:57,466 --> 00:37:59,066
MOTIVATE PEOPLE IN A WAY THAT IS

1123
00:37:59,133 --> 00:38:00,766
MENTALLY IRRESISTIBLE AND THAT

1124
00:38:00,833 --> 00:38:02,600
IS A DANGEROUS TOOL ESPECIALLY

1125
00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:03,733
IF SOMEONE MORE SOPHISTICATED

1126
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,733
THAN TRUMP COMES ALONG IN THE

1127
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,233
IMMEDIATE FUTURE AND THERE WILL

1128
00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:08,300
BE SOMEONE MORE SOPHISTICATED

1129
00:38:08,366 --> 00:38:08,900
THAN TRUMP.

1130
00:38:08,966 --> 00:38:12,666
[APPLAUSE]

1131
00:38:12,733 --> 00:38:13,533
>> Bill: IT'S GRADUATION

1132
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,900
SEASON AND FOR MANY YEARS WE

1133
00:38:15,966 --> 00:38:17,233
HAVE SHOWN THE AUDIENCE THE TOP

1134
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,100
OF THE GRADUATION CAPS AT KIDS

1135
00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:20,166
WHERE, LAST YEAR THERE WAS NO

1136
00:38:20,233 --> 00:38:22,000
CEREMONY SO WE COULDN'T DO IT.

1137
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:23,533
THIS YEAR THEY ARE BACK AND THEY

1138
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,500
ALWAYS WRITE A MESSAGE,

1139
00:38:24,566 --> 00:38:28,766
SOMETIMES VERY BASIC LIKE "HIRE

1140
00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:31,066
ME" OR "THANKS MOM AND DAD,"

1141
00:38:31,133 --> 00:38:44,166
SOMETIMES WE SAW MORE ELABORATE.

1142
00:38:44,233 --> 00:38:44,800
WITH LAST YEAR BEING MORE WEIRD

1143
00:38:44,866 --> 00:38:45,366
THEY ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT,

1144
00:38:45,433 --> 00:38:49,233
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME OF

1145
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:53,900
THEM?

1146
00:38:53,966 --> 00:38:56,333
I KNEW YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE

1147
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,433
SOME OF THEM.

1148
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:58,466
VAXXED, WAXED AND RELAXED, CALL

1149
00:38:58,533 --> 00:39:01,800
ME, PORNHUB!

1150
00:39:01,866 --> 00:39:02,100
[LAUGHTER]

1151
00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:05,733
HIRE ME SO I CAN REPORT YOU.

1152
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:06,000
[LAUGHTER]

1153
00:39:06,066 --> 00:39:06,666
I BARELY GOT A BA BUT I IDENTIFY

1154
00:39:06,733 --> 00:39:13,466
AS A HEART SURGEON.

1155
00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:13,733
[LAUGHTER]

1156
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,233
[APPLAUSE]

1157
00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:14,933
THANKS, FAKE WATER POLO

1158
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,766
SCHOLARSHIP!

1159
00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:19,033
[LAUGHTER]

1160
00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:19,300
[APPLAUSE]

1161
00:39:19,366 --> 00:39:23,666
COLLEGE RADICAL, FUTURE KAREN.

1162
00:39:23,733 --> 00:39:24,433
[LAUGHTER]

1163
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,000
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE

1164
00:39:25,066 --> 00:39:26,633
VIOLATING MY SAFE.

1165
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:30,866
SPACE.

1166
00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:31,166
[LAUGHTER]

1167
00:39:31,233 --> 00:39:31,900
CAME FOR A DEGREE, CAME HARDER

1168
00:39:31,966 --> 00:39:35,866
FOR MY PROFESSOR.

1169
00:39:35,933 --> 00:39:42,766
TERRIBLE, WHO WROTE THAT?

1170
00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:43,033
[LAUGHTER]

1171
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:44,166
AND MY FAVORITE:

1172
00:39:44,233 --> 00:39:48,066
I NEVER DID FIND THE LIBRARY.

1173
00:39:48,133 --> 00:39:48,666
[LAUGHTER]

1174
00:39:48,733 --> 00:39:49,600
I HATE TO BE THE ONE ALWAYS

1175
00:39:49,666 --> 00:39:53,433
PICKING ON GEN Z IN THE

1176
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:54,966
MILLENNIALS BUT FRANKLY SOMEONE

1177
00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:57,033
HAS TO BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING

1178
00:39:57,100 --> 00:39:57,733
NUTS.

1179
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,066
THERE'S A VIDEO THE CIA PUT OUT

1180
00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:03,733
AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE CIA, YOU

1181
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,066
DID THREE TOURS AS A CIA ANALYST

1182
00:40:06,133 --> 00:40:07,400
IN A RACK, THAT IS SERIOUS

1183
00:40:07,466 --> 00:40:11,100
SERVICE TO YOUR COUNTRY.

1184
00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:12,166
AND I WOULD LOVE TO GET YOUR

1185
00:40:12,233 --> 00:40:13,733
OPINION ON THIS.

1186
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,933
IT'S A LITTLE LONGER, WE CUT IT

1187
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,933
TOGETHER SO THESE ARE THE MAIN

1188
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:17,166
POINTS.

1189
00:40:17,233 --> 00:40:18,900
THIS IS A RECRUITING VIDEO THAT

1190
00:40:18,966 --> 00:40:22,400
WAS ON YOUTUBE, IT HAS BEEN

1191
00:40:22,466 --> 00:40:23,866
WIDELY CRITICIZED I GUESS SOME

1192
00:40:23,933 --> 00:40:25,266
PEOPLE LIKED IT BUT LET'S SHOW

1193
00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:26,133
YOU WHAT IT IS, THIS IS REAL,

1194
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:30,533
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

1195
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,733
IT'S A YOUTUBE RECRUITING VIDEO

1196
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,433
FROM THE CIA, TAKE A LOOK.

1197
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,566
>> I AM PERFECTLY MADE, I CAN

1198
00:40:38,633 --> 00:40:39,766
WAX ELOQUENT ON COMPLEX LEGAL

1199
00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:43,033
ISSUES IN ENGLISH WHILE ALSO

1200
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:48,700
BELTING [SPEAKING SPANISH]

1201
00:40:48,766 --> 00:40:50,766
I'M A WOMAN OF COLOR, I'M A MOM,

1202
00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:55,266
I'M A CISGENDER MILLENNIAL WHO

1203
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:57,100
HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH ANXIETY

1204
00:40:57,166 --> 00:41:00,500
DISORDER, I DID NOT SNEAK INTO

1205
00:41:00,566 --> 00:41:02,700
CIA, MY EMPLOYMENT DID NOT SLIP

1206
00:41:02,766 --> 00:41:07,500
TO THE CRACKS, I'M TIRED OF

1207
00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:08,800
FEELING LIKE I AM SUPPOSED TO

1208
00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:12,433
APOLOGIZE RATHER THAN INTOXICATE

1209
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,433
PEOPLE WITH MY EFFORT AND

1210
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,166
BRILLIANCE.

1211
00:41:16,233 --> 00:41:18,366
IF I AM PROUD OF ME, FULL.

1212
00:41:18,433 --> 00:41:19,933
>> Bill: WHAT IS WRONG WITH

1213
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,633
THIS GENERATION?

1214
00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:21,566
DOES EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM HAVE

1215
00:41:21,633 --> 00:41:22,900
TO BE REPORTED LIKE THEY THE

1216
00:41:22,966 --> 00:41:23,766
MOST INTERESTING PERSON IN THE

1217
00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:26,366
WORLD, DO WE WANT TO SOMEONE IN

1218
00:41:26,433 --> 00:41:30,333
THE CIA THIS SELF-INVOLVED?

1219
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,633
[APPLAUSE]

1220
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,700
>> AS THE CIA OFFICER IN THE

1221
00:41:35,766 --> 00:41:36,566
ROOM I WATCH THIS A COUPLE DAYS

1222
00:41:36,633 --> 00:41:39,566
AGO AND I SAID I DON'T KNOW WHO

1223
00:41:39,633 --> 00:41:41,833
THEY ARE TRYING TO APPEAL TO

1224
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,266
BECAUSE THE PEOPLE I KNOW WHO

1225
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,966
ARE INTERESTED IN WORKING TO

1226
00:41:45,033 --> 00:41:45,600
SERVE THEIR COUNTRY ARE

1227
00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:46,233
INTERESTED IN THE MISSION THAT

1228
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:48,700
IS BIGGER THAN THEMSELVES.

1229
00:41:48,766 --> 00:41:52,566
>> Bill: IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU!

1230
00:41:52,633 --> 00:41:54,566
[APPLAUSE]

1231
00:41:54,633 --> 00:41:56,100
THERE IS AN INDULGENCE ABOUT

1232
00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:58,100
THAT KIND OF THING BROADLY WHERE

1233
00:41:58,166 --> 00:42:00,633
IT'S YOUR IDENTIFIERS FOR

1234
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,066
WHATEVER CHARACTERISTICS YOU

1235
00:42:02,133 --> 00:42:02,700
HAVE BECOME MORE IMPORTANT THAN

1236
00:42:02,766 --> 00:42:06,333
THE WORK YOU'RE GOING TO DO.

1237
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,100
AND I THINK -- THE GREATEST

1238
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:09,266
GENERATION IS LEAVING US NOW BUT

1239
00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:12,466
THOSE ARE PEOPLE WHO DID NOT GO

1240
00:42:12,533 --> 00:42:14,300
AND VOLUNTEER AFTER THE JAPANESE

1241
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:16,100
BOMBED PEARL HARBOR OR THE SWEPT

1242
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,733
ACROSS EUROPE, THEY DIDN'T WAIT

1243
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,466
IN THE RECRUITING LINE TO TALK

1244
00:42:20,533 --> 00:42:21,866
ABOUT A SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL

1245
00:42:21,933 --> 00:42:22,500
CHARACTERISTICS, THEY ARE LIKE

1246
00:42:22,566 --> 00:42:26,500
"LET ME GO KILL.

1247
00:42:26,566 --> 00:42:28,566
"AND SOMETIME YOU WANT TO KILL,

1248
00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:31,866
KILL BAD GUYS.

1249
00:42:31,933 --> 00:42:33,200
>> I HAVE A LOT OF YOUNG PEOPLE

1250
00:42:33,266 --> 00:42:35,100
WORK FOR ME I SPENT MY TIME WITH

1251
00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:36,100
A LOT OF YOUNG PEOPLE I THINK

1252
00:42:36,166 --> 00:42:38,733
THIS MISSES THE MARK, I THINK

1253
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:39,300
THEY ARE UNDERESTIMATING THE

1254
00:42:39,366 --> 00:42:42,866
AVERAGE YOUNG PERSON.

1255
00:42:42,933 --> 00:42:44,266
>> Bill: I COULDN'T AGREE

1256
00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:44,466
MORE.

1257
00:42:44,533 --> 00:42:45,466
>> I HOPE SO.

1258
00:42:45,533 --> 00:42:47,766
>> Bill: EVEN IF THIS WASN'T

1259
00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:50,100
JUST ABOUT THE CIA, QUOTE FROM

1260
00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:52,366
IT, THE FIRST LINE "I AM

1261
00:42:52,433 --> 00:42:53,733
PERFECTLY MADE."

1262
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,466
THIS IS BAD ADVICE ANY TIME.

1263
00:42:55,533 --> 00:42:56,800
THIS IS WHY WE HAVE AN OBESITY

1264
00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:58,566
PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY, THIS IS

1265
00:42:58,633 --> 00:43:00,100
WHY WE HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS IN

1266
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:03,500
THIS COUNTRY.

1267
00:43:03,566 --> 00:43:04,066
WHY COULD THERE BE ANYTHING

1268
00:43:04,133 --> 00:43:04,400
WRONG WITH ME?

1269
00:43:04,466 --> 00:43:04,866
I ME.

1270
00:43:04,933 --> 00:43:07,266
IF TERRIBLE ATTITUDE.

1271
00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:15,900
>> EXCEPT YOU, BILL.

1272
00:43:15,966 --> 00:43:18,333
>> Bill: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

1273
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,466
>> YOUR PERFECT!

1274
00:43:20,533 --> 00:43:24,900
>> Bill: I DETECT SOME SARCASM

1275
00:43:24,966 --> 00:43:25,100
THERE!

1276
00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:28,933
>> MOVING ALONG.

1277
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,733
>> Bill: I'M NOT PERFECT BUT

1278
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,700
I'M RIGHT ABOUT A LOT OF SHIT

1279
00:43:31,766 --> 00:43:33,133
THE PEOPLE WON'T TALK ABOUT,

1280
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,300
LIKE THIS.

1281
00:43:35,366 --> 00:43:37,500
"I'M A WOMAN OF COLOR, I'M A

1282
00:43:37,566 --> 00:43:40,900
MOM, I'M A CISGENDER MILLENNIAL"

1283
00:43:40,966 --> 00:43:44,100
IS A SEDATING APP?

1284
00:43:44,166 --> 00:43:45,433
WHO'S BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH A

1285
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:46,866
GENERAL ANXIETY DISORDER, DO I

1286
00:43:46,933 --> 00:43:47,933
WANT THAT IN THE CIA?

1287
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,066
LEASE TO THROW YOU OUT OF THE

1288
00:43:49,133 --> 00:43:51,866
ARMY FOR FLAT FEET.

1289
00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:53,533
I DID NOT SNEAK INTO THE CIA,

1290
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:58,500
WHO SAID YOU DID TO?

1291
00:43:58,566 --> 00:44:02,966
SUCH DRAMA QUEEN SPIRIT OF "I'M

1292
00:44:03,033 --> 00:44:04,000
TIRED OF FEELING LIKE I'M NOT

1293
00:44:04,066 --> 00:44:07,833
SUPPOSED TO APOLOGIZE THAT SHE

1294
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:11,066
WAS MAKING YOU?"

1295
00:44:11,133 --> 00:44:13,666
I'D RATHER INTOXICATE PEOPLE

1296
00:44:13,733 --> 00:44:14,666
WITH MY BRILLIANCE, WHO RAISE

1297
00:44:14,733 --> 00:44:18,566
THESE JELLYFISH?

1298
00:44:18,633 --> 00:44:21,633
MOVING ON.

1299
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:22,966
SO HERE'S ANOTHER ISSUE I'M

1300
00:44:23,033 --> 00:44:26,433
RIGHT ABOUT.

1301
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,066
POPULATION, THE CENSUS CAME OUT

1302
00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:29,700
LAST WEEKEND WE HAVE THE LOWEST

1303
00:44:29,766 --> 00:44:33,933
POPULATION GROWTH IN LIKE 100

1304
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,533
YEARS.

1305
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,766
THE NUMBERS -- BIRTHRATES 19%

1306
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:42,666
DOWN SINCE 2007.

1307
00:44:42,733 --> 00:44:44,300
4% DOWN IN 2020.

1308
00:44:44,366 --> 00:44:46,033
ALL ECONOMISTS WILL SAY THIS IS

1309
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,166
A TERRIBLE THING BECAUSE EVERY

1310
00:44:47,233 --> 00:44:49,500
ECONOMY NO MATTER WHAT IT IS IS

1311
00:44:49,566 --> 00:44:50,200
BUILT ON THIS IDEA THAT YOU HAVE

1312
00:44:50,266 --> 00:44:53,133
TO KEEP REPLACING WORKERS -- I

1313
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,400
DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE CAN KEEP

1314
00:44:55,466 --> 00:44:57,533
PRETENDING THAT WE CAN KEEP

1315
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,166
ADDING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT'S GOOD

1316
00:44:58,233 --> 00:45:01,866
FOR THE ECONOMY.

1317
00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:03,866
WE ALREADY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH

1318
00:45:03,933 --> 00:45:05,000
RESOURCES FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE

1319
00:45:05,066 --> 00:45:07,266
HERE NOW.

1320
00:45:07,333 --> 00:45:10,200
THIS IS GREAT NEWS THAT THE

1321
00:45:10,266 --> 00:45:13,400
POPULATION IS GOING DOWN.

1322
00:45:13,466 --> 00:45:20,866
GREAT NEWS, FULL.

1323
00:45:20,933 --> 00:45:24,566
>> THIS IS HAPPENING GLOBALLY,

1324
00:45:24,633 --> 00:45:26,500
THE WORLD POPULATION GROWTH IS

1325
00:45:26,566 --> 00:45:29,200
GOING TO PEAK AROUND 2050, 2070

1326
00:45:29,266 --> 00:45:32,600
AND BE ON A LONG SLOW DECLINE.

1327
00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:34,133
AT THE END OF THE DAY THE

1328
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,000
CARRYING CAPACITY OF THE WORLD

1329
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,466
IS -- WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO A

1330
00:45:37,533 --> 00:45:39,700
LOT OF TRICKS AND TWEAKS ON IT

1331
00:45:39,766 --> 00:45:40,566
BUT IT'S PRETTY CLOSE TO

1332
00:45:40,633 --> 00:45:41,566
CARRYING CAPACITY IN A LOT OF

1333
00:45:41,633 --> 00:45:42,766
PLACES IN THE WORLD WE DON'T

1334
00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:45,666
HAVE A LOT OF LUXURY ON THAT.

1335
00:45:45,733 --> 00:45:46,600
YOU DON'T WANT YOUR POPULATION

1336
00:45:46,666 --> 00:45:49,100
TO CRASH OUT IN ZERO, JAPAN IS

1337
00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:52,533
NOT GOING TO EXIST IN 150 YEARS.

1338
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,166
>> Bill: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

1339
00:45:55,233 --> 00:45:55,366
ABOUT?

1340
00:45:55,433 --> 00:45:57,666
>> THEY ARE WAY BELOW POPULATION

1341
00:45:57,733 --> 00:45:57,966
REPLACEMENT.

1342
00:45:58,033 --> 00:45:59,433
>> Bill: LIKE YOU CAN PREDICT

1343
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:02,266
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN 150

1344
00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:04,300
YEARS.

1345
00:46:04,366 --> 00:46:05,666
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

1346
00:46:05,733 --> 00:46:09,766
>> IS NOT LIKE THE 19TH CENTURY

1347
00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:10,033
ANYMORE.

1348
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,700
>> Bill: TOO MANY ARE DATING

1349
00:46:12,766 --> 00:46:14,866
THEIR PHONES, BUT THERE WILL BE

1350
00:46:14,933 --> 00:46:17,100
SOME NEW JAPANESE PEOPLE.

1351
00:46:17,166 --> 00:46:17,933
>> SOME.

1352
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,500
>> Bill: SOME.

1353
00:46:18,566 --> 00:46:20,366
>> I INTERPRET IT DIFFERENTLY, I

1354
00:46:20,433 --> 00:46:21,800
KNOW THIS IS ONE OF YOUR ISSUES

1355
00:46:21,866 --> 00:46:25,066
BUT I READ IT AS -- THE THING I

1356
00:46:25,133 --> 00:46:26,600
HEAR EVERY DAY IS PEOPLE MAKING

1357
00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:28,600
AN ECONOMIC DECISION NOT TO HAVE

1358
00:46:28,666 --> 00:46:30,033
CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY CAN'T

1359
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,566
AFFORD IT, BECAUSE THEY AREN'T

1360
00:46:31,633 --> 00:46:32,633
DOING AS WELL AS THEIR PARENTS

1361
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:33,933
AND THEY CAN'T PROVIDE FOR THEIR

1362
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:34,300
KIDS.

1363
00:46:34,366 --> 00:46:36,966
I SAW IT AS AN ECONOMIC DECISION

1364
00:46:37,033 --> 00:46:38,866
IN ADDITION TO DATING THEIR

1365
00:46:38,933 --> 00:46:39,566
PHONES.

1366
00:46:39,633 --> 00:46:40,400
>> Bill: YOU COULD HAVE ONE

1367
00:46:40,466 --> 00:46:43,633
KID OR TWO.

1368
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:46,600
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HAVE FIVE

1369
00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:47,466
OR SIX.

1370
00:46:47,533 --> 00:46:49,133
>> I JUST DON'T THINK WE ARE

1371
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,366
GOING TO GET INTO THAT MOUTHY

1372
00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:51,966
WAS THE INVASION OF THE WORLD

1373
00:46:52,033 --> 00:46:53,266
WITH 20 BILLION PEOPLE WERE NOT

1374
00:46:53,333 --> 00:46:54,033
GOING TO GET THERE.

1375
00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:55,666
>> Bill: THAT'S CERTAINLY

1376
00:46:55,733 --> 00:46:56,700
WHERE WE ARE HEADING.

1377
00:46:56,766 --> 00:46:59,166
>> IT'S STARTED TO TAPER OFF IN

1378
00:46:59,233 --> 00:46:59,933
A LOT OF COUNTRIES.

1379
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,633
>> THE MORE TECHNOLOGICALLY

1380
00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:04,033
ADVANCED THE COUNTRY BECOMES,

1381
00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:04,366
THE LESS KIDS.

1382
00:47:04,433 --> 00:47:06,666
>> Bill: YES.

1383
00:47:06,733 --> 00:47:10,133
THANK YOU.

1384
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,900
NOW IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES!

1385
00:47:13,966 --> 00:47:14,566
MY NEW RULES, NOT THE REPUBLICAN

1386
00:47:14,633 --> 00:47:18,933
NEW RULES.

1387
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,500
NEW RULE: SINCE JOSH DUGGAR OF

1388
00:47:20,566 --> 00:47:21,566
FAMED DUGGAR FAMILY, USED TO

1389
00:47:21,633 --> 00:47:22,766
WORK FOR THE SUPER CHRISTIAN

1390
00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:27,366
FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL, AND HE

1391
00:47:27,433 --> 00:47:28,366
JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR KIDDIE

1392
00:47:28,433 --> 00:47:29,133
PORN, SOMEONE HAS TO TELL HIM

1393
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,233
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY

1394
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:30,933
"FAMILY RESEARCH."

1395
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
AND THAT'S CERTAINLY NOT WHAT

1396
00:47:32,066 --> 00:47:32,866
ANYBODY MEANT BY. "19 KIDS AND

1397
00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:38,466
COUNTING."

1398
00:47:38,533 --> 00:47:38,733
[LAUGHTER]

1399
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,633
NEW RULE: ANIMAL EXPERTS MUST

1400
00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:40,866
TELL ME IF REGULAR DOGS ARE

1401
00:47:40,933 --> 00:47:47,133
AFRAID OF POLICE DOGS.

1402
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:47,933
[LAUGHTER]

1403
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:48,566
WHEN THEY SEE ONE BEHIND THEM,

1404
00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:51,166
DO THEY SHIT THEIR PANTS AND

1405
00:47:51,233 --> 00:47:52,500
THINK "OH FUCK, I KNOW HE'S

1406
00:47:52,566 --> 00:47:53,366
GOING TO ASK ME, "HAVE YOU BEEN

1407
00:47:53,433 --> 00:47:57,233
DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET

1408
00:47:57,300 --> 00:48:00,800
TONIGHT, SIR?""

1409
00:48:00,866 --> 00:48:04,300
[LAUGHTER]

1410
00:48:04,366 --> 00:48:05,833
[APPLAUSE]

1411
00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:06,866
NEW RULE: NOW THAT SCIENTISTS

1412
00:48:06,933 --> 00:48:08,066
ARE MAKING EMBRYOS OUT OF HUMANS

1413
00:48:08,133 --> 00:48:08,866
AND MONKEY CELLS, PEOPLE CAN

1414
00:48:08,933 --> 00:48:09,800
KNOCK OFF

1415
00:48:09,866 --> 00:48:15,300
HAVING GENDER REVEAL PARTIES.

1416
00:48:15,366 --> 00:48:15,566
[LAUGHTER]

1417
00:48:15,633 --> 00:48:16,900
PFIZER IS MAKING MONKEY PEOPLE.

1418
00:48:16,966 --> 00:48:18,433
IT'S NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE THAT

1419
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:24,333
YOUR BABY HAS BALLS.

1420
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:24,833
[LAUGHTER]

1421
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:28,200
[APPLAUSE]

1422
00:48:28,266 --> 00:48:29,133
NEW RULE: JOE BIDEN'S

1423
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,466
INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN HAS TO

1424
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:31,866
INCLUDE MONEY FOR A FULL SIZED

1425
00:48:31,933 --> 00:48:38,366
JIMMY AND ROSALYN CARTER.

1426
00:48:38,433 --> 00:48:38,633
[LAUGHTER]

1427
00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:42,633
[APPLAUSE]

1428
00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:44,866
>> THAT'S SO MEAN.

1429
00:48:44,933 --> 00:48:49,133
THE CAMERA ANGLE.

1430
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:53,766
>> Bill: MY QUESTION FOR THE

1431
00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:58,600
CARTER'S ISN'T WHAT'S YOUR

1432
00:48:58,666 --> 00:48:59,066
SECRET TO LONGEVITY?

1433
00:48:59,133 --> 00:49:10,433
IT'S, "ARE YOU SURE YOUR

1434
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:11,100
CARETAKERS HAVEN'T BEEN THROWING

1435
00:49:11,166 --> 00:49:14,033
YOU IN THE DRYER?

1436
00:49:14,100 --> 00:49:14,866
NEW RULE: MOMS

1437
00:49:14,933 --> 00:49:15,866
EVERYWHERE HAVE TO ADMIT THAT

1438
00:49:15,933 --> 00:49:16,733
THESE GOAT PHOTOS PERFECTLY

1439
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:17,366
ILLUSTRATE WHAT YOU WANT FOR

1440
00:49:17,433 --> 00:49:18,233
MOTHER'S DAY.

1441
00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:19,266
FOR ONE GODDAM MINUTE, COULD YOU

1442
00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:20,933
JUST GET THE KIDS OFF MY BACK?

1443
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:21,733
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1444
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,933
REPUBLICANS CAN'T SPEND DECADES

1445
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,266
CHASTISING LIBERALS FOR BEING

1446
00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:25,500
TOO PERMISSIVE ABOUT SEX AND

1447
00:49:25,566 --> 00:49:30,333
DRUGS AND THEN BE COMPLETELY

1448
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:35,533
SILENT ABOUT MATT GAETZ.

1449
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,000
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1450
00:49:37,066 --> 00:49:37,933
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN

1451
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,866
FOLLOWING THE WHOLE MATT GAETZ

1452
00:49:39,933 --> 00:49:41,466
SAGA, BUT HE'S THE REPUBLICAN

1453
00:49:41,533 --> 00:49:42,633
CONGRESSMAN FROM FLORIDA WHO

1454
00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:46,266
ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE'S SAYING

1455
00:49:46,333 --> 00:49:47,700
"EAT IT, NERD," AND WHO HAS BEEN

1456
00:49:47,766 --> 00:49:49,600
EMBROILED IN A SEX AND DRUGS

1457
00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:52,766
SCANDAL THE LAST TWO MONTHS.

1458
00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:55,133
HERE'S CNN ON A NIGHT OUT WITH

1459
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,566
MATT GAETZ: "THE PARTYGOERS, AT

1460
00:49:56,633 --> 00:49:57,700
TIMES DRESSED IN FORMAL WEAR

1461
00:49:57,766 --> 00:50:02,133
FROM A POLITICAL EVENT THEY'D

1462
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,600
JUST LEFT, MINGLED AND SHARED

1463
00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:05,000
DRUGS LIKE COCAINE AND ECSTASY.

1464
00:50:05,066 --> 00:50:08,833
SOME HAD SEX."

1465
00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:09,733
OKAY, WILD, HOTEL-SUITE PARTIES?

1466
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:18,766
THAT'S OUR THING.

1467
00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:19,566
[LAUGHTER]

1468
00:50:19,633 --> 00:50:22,800
[APPLAUSE]

1469
00:50:22,866 --> 00:50:24,233
DEMOCRATS ARE THE PARTY OF FREE

1470
00:50:24,300 --> 00:50:25,000
LOVE AND FUN AND FORGETTING

1471
00:50:25,066 --> 00:50:25,900
WHERE YOU PARKED YOUR CAR.

1472
00:50:25,966 --> 00:50:27,700
REPUBLICANS CAN'T BE THE

1473
00:50:27,766 --> 00:50:28,300
"CONSERVATIVE," STICK UP YOUR

1474
00:50:28,366 --> 00:50:28,866
ASS PARTY AND THEN TAKE OUR

1475
00:50:28,933 --> 00:50:37,800
DRUGS AND FUCK OUR WOMEN.

1476
00:50:37,866 --> 00:50:38,100
[LAUGHTER]

1477
00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:38,366
[APPLAUSE]

1478
00:50:38,433 --> 00:50:39,033
AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS LIKE A

1479
00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:40,600
MULLET: REPUBLICANS DO BUSINESS

1480
00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:42,400
IN THE FRONT, DEMOCRATS PARTY IN

1481
00:50:42,466 --> 00:50:47,000
THE BACK.

1482
00:50:47,066 --> 00:50:48,700
JFK USED TO HAVE NUDE POOL

1483
00:50:48,766 --> 00:50:50,833
PARTIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

1484
00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:52,266
NOW THE POLITICIAN WHO COMES

1485
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:53,400
CLOSEST TO CARRYING ON THAT

1486
00:50:53,466 --> 00:50:59,766
LEGACY IS MATT GAETZ?

1487
00:50:59,833 --> 00:50:59,933
NO.

1488
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:00,966
AND HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE.

1489
00:51:01,033 --> 00:51:02,433
FORMER HOUSE SPEAKER AND A GUY

1490
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,700
WHO LOVED HIS LIQUOR JOHN

1491
00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:05,300
BOEHNER, NOW SELLS POT FOR A

1492
00:51:05,366 --> 00:51:14,233
LIVING.

1493
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:14,500
[LAUGHTER]

1494
00:51:14,566 --> 00:51:16,066
[APPLAUSE]

1495
00:51:16,133 --> 00:51:17,466
MY OLD JOB.

1496
00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:19,233
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE IS

1497
00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:21,833
REPORTEDLY INTO "POLYAMOROUS

1498
00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,600
TANTRIC-SEX," AND ASHLI BABBITT,

1499
00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:26,100
THE MAGA WARRIOR WHO DIED

1500
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:28,500
STORMING THE CAPITOL TURNS OUT

1501
00:51:28,566 --> 00:51:31,000
TO HAVE BEEN IN A THROUPLE WITH

1502
00:51:31,066 --> 00:51:31,966
HER HUSBAND AND ANOTHER WOMAN.

1503
00:51:32,033 --> 00:51:32,833
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THIS

1504
00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:39,000
GUY.

1505
00:51:39,066 --> 00:51:42,733
[LAUGHTER]

1506
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,233
[APPLAUSE]

1507
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:44,966
EVEN THEIR SPIRITUAL ADVISERS

1508
00:51:45,033 --> 00:51:47,700
ARE FREAKS: JERRY FALWELL JR.

1509
00:51:47,766 --> 00:51:49,766
APPARENTLY LIKES TO RELAX AFTER

1510
00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:52,400
A HARD DAY AT BIBLE COLLEGE BY

1511
00:51:52,466 --> 00:51:53,033
WATCHING THE POOL BOY DO THE

1512
00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:55,500
MISSUS.

1513
00:51:55,566 --> 00:51:56,700
I KNOW REPUBLICANS ARE LAZY AND

1514
00:51:56,766 --> 00:51:57,433
THEY LOVE OUTSOURCING, BUT COME

1515
00:51:57,500 --> 00:52:04,500
ON.

1516
00:52:04,566 --> 00:52:07,133
[LAUGHTER]

1517
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,066
[APPLAUSE]

1518
00:52:08,133 --> 00:52:10,300
AND HERE HE IS ON A YACHT

1519
00:52:10,366 --> 00:52:13,366
PROUDLY POSING WITH A "FRIEND"

1520
00:52:13,433 --> 00:52:16,633
WITH THEIR PANTS UNZIPPED.

1521
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:20,200
THAT'S SOME FRIEND.

1522
00:52:20,266 --> 00:52:22,600
THIS IS A LONG WAY FROM WHEN HIS

1523
00:52:22,666 --> 00:52:23,900
FATHER MADE A NATIONAL ISSUE

1524
00:52:23,966 --> 00:52:25,200
THAT ONE OF THE TELETUBBIES WAS

1525
00:52:25,266 --> 00:52:29,166
PURPLE, AND SO DUH, GAY.

1526
00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:29,433
[LAUGHTER]

1527
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:32,866
WHAT HAPPENED?

1528
00:52:32,933 --> 00:52:39,200
REPUBLICANS ALWAYS SOUNDED LIKE

1529
00:52:39,266 --> 00:52:42,166
THIS: >> NOW BECAUSE POLITICO

1530
00:52:42,233 --> 00:52:43,966
DID AN EXPOSE ON HIS LAP DANCE

1531
00:52:44,033 --> 00:52:45,100
WITH A NAKED LADY IN A STRIP

1532
00:52:45,166 --> 00:52:46,333
CLUB IS NOT THE KIND OF PERSON

1533
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,033
YOU CAN ASK YOUR SISTER TO VOTE

1534
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:50,500
FOR ANYMORE.

1535
00:52:50,566 --> 00:52:54,266
>> Bill: NAKED LADY LAP DANCES

1536
00:52:54,333 --> 00:52:54,500
DANCES!

1537
00:52:54,566 --> 00:52:55,100
THAT'S THE REPUBLICAN PARTY I

1538
00:52:55,166 --> 00:52:55,966
KNOW!

1539
00:52:56,033 --> 00:52:57,466
SO UPTIGHT THEY COULD GRIND

1540
00:52:57,533 --> 00:53:02,966
DIAMONDS IN THEIR ASS.

1541
00:53:03,033 --> 00:53:06,900
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1542
00:53:06,966 --> 00:53:08,033
WHILE LIBERALS USED OUR ASSES

1543
00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:08,933
THE WAY GOD INTENDED: TO SMUGGLE

1544
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,500
DRUGS.

1545
00:53:10,566 --> 00:53:11,400
YOU COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON

1546
00:53:11,466 --> 00:53:13,066
REPUBLICANS TO BE THE

1547
00:53:13,133 --> 00:53:14,366
FUDDY-DUDDIES, THE WET BLANKETS,

1548
00:53:14,433 --> 00:53:15,500
THE BORES.

1549
00:53:15,566 --> 00:53:18,600
THEY WERE THE MORAL MAJORITY.

1550
00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:20,700
THE "BOOK OF VIRTUES."

1551
00:53:20,766 --> 00:53:23,333
NIXON STARTED THE WAR ON DRUGS.

1552
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,933
AND THIS LADY NEVER STOPPED

1553
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:25,733
SPITTING HER CATCHPHRASE ABOUT

1554
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:30,800
IT.

1555
00:53:30,866 --> 00:53:34,500
>> JUST SAY NO.

1556
00:53:34,566 --> 00:53:36,233
JUST SAY NO.

1557
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:38,900
JUST SAY NO.

1558
00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:40,900
>> Bill: "JUST SAY NO."

1559
00:53:40,966 --> 00:53:42,933
HER HUSBAND HAD A COMMISSION TO

1560
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,433
ROOT OUT PORNOGRAPHY.

1561
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:46,600
IF IT WAS FUN, REPUBLICANS WERE

1562
00:53:46,666 --> 00:53:48,066
AGAINST IT.

1563
00:53:48,133 --> 00:53:49,000
THEY GOT APOPLECTIC OVER CLINTON

1564
00:53:49,066 --> 00:53:50,633
GETTING A BLOWJOB.

1565
00:53:50,700 --> 00:53:52,566
THEY INVENTED ABSTINENCE ONLY

1566
00:53:52,633 --> 00:53:53,900
EDUCATION.

1567
00:53:53,966 --> 00:53:55,333
MITT ROMNEY HAS NEVER SEEN

1568
00:53:55,400 --> 00:54:05,466
HIMSELF NAKED.

1569
00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:05,800
[LAUGHTER]

1570
00:54:05,866 --> 00:54:07,833
[APPLAUSE]

1571
00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:09,500
JOHN ASHCROFT ONCE COVERED THE

1572
00:54:09,566 --> 00:54:15,500
TITS ON A STATUE.

1573
00:54:15,566 --> 00:54:16,500
RICK SANTORUM WEARS A SWEATER

1574
00:54:16,566 --> 00:54:19,166
VEST.

1575
00:54:19,233 --> 00:54:20,166
NEWT GINGRICH ONCE SAID

1576
00:54:20,233 --> 00:54:21,033
DEMOCRATS WERE "THE PARTY OF

1577
00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:22,633
TOTAL HEDONISM, TOTAL

1578
00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:24,033
EXHIBITIONISM, TOTAL

1579
00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:26,500
BIZARRENESS, TOTAL WEIRDNESS."

1580
00:54:26,566 --> 00:54:28,600
WELL, ON A GOOD NIGHT, I

1581
00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:33,266
SUPPOSE.

1582
00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:34,800
[LAUGHTER]

1583
00:54:34,866 --> 00:54:35,933
[APPLAUSE]

1584
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,333
AND FRANKLY, NEWT, KNOWING THAT

1585
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,766
YOU BELIEVE WHAT I DID ON AN

1586
00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:41,966
AVERAGE FRIDAY NIGHT WAS MORALLY

1587
00:54:42,033 --> 00:54:44,833
REPREHENSIBLE JUST MADE IT ALL

1588
00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:51,366
THE MORE FUN.

1589
00:54:51,433 --> 00:54:51,633
[LAUGHTER]

1590
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:52,900
WE NEED TO RESTORE THE NATURAL

1591
00:54:52,966 --> 00:54:54,366
ORDER OF THINGS.

1592
00:54:54,433 --> 00:54:55,766
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD

1593
00:54:55,833 --> 00:54:56,966
WHERE LIBERALS ARE THE UPTIGHT

1594
00:54:57,033 --> 00:54:58,833
ONES AND CONSERVATIVES DO DRUGS

1595
00:54:58,900 --> 00:55:01,333
AND GET LAID.

1596
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,200
ONCE UPON A TIME, THE RIGHT WERE

1597
00:55:03,266 --> 00:55:04,366
THE ONES OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING.

1598
00:55:04,433 --> 00:55:05,833
THEY WERE THE PARTY OF SPEECH

1599
00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:08,000
CODES AND BLACKLISTS AND MORAL

1600
00:55:08,066 --> 00:55:09,600
PANICS AND DEMANDING SOME TV

1601
00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:11,766
SHOW HAS TO GO.

1602
00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:14,166
AND NOW THAT'S US.

1603
00:55:14,233 --> 00:55:19,933
WE'RE THE FUN SUCKERS NOW - WE

1604
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:20,933
SUCK THE FUN OUT OF EVERYTHING:

1605
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,233
HALLOWEEN, THE OSCARS,

1606
00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:23,633
CHILDHOOD, TWITTER, COMEDY.

1607
00:55:23,700 --> 00:55:24,966
IT'S LIKE WOKE KIDS ON CAMPUS

1608
00:55:25,033 --> 00:55:27,166
DECIDED TO BE ALL THE WORST

1609
00:55:27,233 --> 00:55:34,400
PARTS OF A SOUTHERN BAPTIST.

1610
00:55:34,466 --> 00:55:36,133
PARTS OF A SOUTHERN BAPTIST.

1611
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,433
AND THAT'S WRONG.

1612
00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:40,266
BECAUSE IT'S CULTURAL

1613
00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:45,966
APPROPRIATION.

1614
00:55:46,033 --> 00:55:46,966
IF DEMOCRATS HAD ALWAYS POLICED

1615
00:55:47,033 --> 00:55:47,900
MORALITY AS HARD AS THEY DO NOW,

1616
00:55:47,966 --> 00:55:48,866
THEY'D BE DOWN A LOT OF HEROES -

1617
00:55:48,933 --> 00:55:51,700
NO FDR, JFK, RFK, LBJ, CLINTON,

1618
00:55:51,766 --> 00:55:53,500
MARTIN LUTHER KING.

1619
00:55:53,566 --> 00:55:55,066
DEMOCRATS ARE NOW THE PARTY THAT

1620
00:55:55,133 --> 00:55:56,300
CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE

1621
00:55:56,366 --> 00:55:57,366
BETWEEN ANTHONY WEINER AND AL

1622
00:55:57,433 --> 00:56:02,866
FRANKEN.

1623
00:56:02,933 --> 00:56:05,133
[LAUGHTER]

1624
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,500
OR KATIE HILL, UP AND COMING

1625
00:56:06,566 --> 00:56:08,000
DEMOCRATIC CONGRESSWOMAN FROM

1626
00:56:08,066 --> 00:56:09,800
CALIFORNIA, NOW RESIGNED, WHO,

1627
00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:12,000
LIKE ASHLI BABBIT, WAS FOUND TO

1628
00:56:12,066 --> 00:56:13,533
BE IN A THROUPLE AND PICTURED

1629
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,300
HOLDING A BONG AND THAT WAS TOO

1630
00:56:15,366 --> 00:56:16,966
MUCH FOR OUR NEW PURITANICAL

1631
00:56:17,033 --> 00:56:19,066
DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

1632
00:56:19,133 --> 00:56:20,800
QUITE THE OPPOSITE THIS SHOULD

1633
00:56:20,866 --> 00:56:27,666
BE OUR LOGO.

1634
00:56:27,733 --> 00:56:29,866
[LAUGHTER]

1635
00:56:29,933 --> 00:56:30,333
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1636
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,700
WE'RE THE THROUPLE PEOPLE, THE

1637
00:56:32,766 --> 00:56:34,866
BONG PEOPLE, THE TANTRIC SEX

1638
00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:36,000
GURUS!

1639
00:56:36,066 --> 00:56:38,666
NOT MATT GAETZ, US!

1640
00:56:38,733 --> 00:56:40,600
WE DID FUCKING IN THE MUD AND

1641
00:56:40,666 --> 00:56:41,633
BRA BURNING AND "TURN ON, TUNE

1642
00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:43,933
IN AND DROP OUT."

1643
00:56:44,033 --> 00:56:45,066
THEY'RE THE PARTY WHO WON'T BAKE

1644
00:56:45,133 --> 00:56:48,500
WEDDING CAKES FOR GAY PEOPLE.

1645
00:56:48,566 --> 00:56:50,333
IT'S TIME TO SWITCH BACK.

1646
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,000
BECAUSE FRANKLY - YOU'RE NOT

1647
00:56:53,066 --> 00:56:55,066
GOOD AT BEING US, AND BEING YOU

1648
00:56:55,133 --> 00:56:56,400
SUCKS.

1649
00:56:56,466 --> 00:56:57,800
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1650
00:56:57,866 --> 00:56:58,933
I'LL BE AT THE RUTH ECKERD HALL

1651
00:56:59,000 --> 00:56:59,966
IN CLEARWATER FL JUNE 19TH, AT

1652
00:57:00,033 --> 00:57:01,933
THE VAN WAYZEL PERFORMING ARTS

1653
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,833
HALL IN SARASOTA FL JUNE 20TH,

1654
00:57:03,900 --> 00:57:04,933
AND AT THE MIRAGE IN VEGAS JULY

1655
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,666
16 AND 17TH.

1656
00:57:06,733 --> 00:57:08,733
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS RICK

1657
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,400
WILSON, REPRESENTATIVE ELISSA

1658
00:57:10,466 --> 00:57:13,566
SLOTKIN AND JOHN MCWHORTER.

1659
00:57:13,633 --> 00:57:18,233
WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK.

1660
00:57:18,300 --> 00:57:23,266
THANK YOU, FOLKS.

1661
00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:24,566
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1662
00:57:24,633 --> 00:57:35,233
♪ ♪

1663
00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:37,966
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1664
00:57:38,033 --> 00:57:49,200
♪ ♪

1665
00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:50,266
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]