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HIM LIKE A GORILLA GLUE, THEY

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JUST LOVE THIS GUY.

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I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN,

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HE'S GOING TO GET UP THERE AND

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IS GOING TO OBJECT TO THIS.

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THEY ARE ALREADY ON THIS PAGE,

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ALREADY HAS THE SLOGAN FOR 2024.

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LET'S GET DONE WHAT WE NEVER

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STARTED.

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,

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SENATOR JON TESTER AND EZRA

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KLEIN ARE HERE.

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BUT FIRST, SHE'S A JOURNALIST

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AND THE HOST OF THE MEGYN KELLY

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SHOW PODCAST: MEGYN KELLY.

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MEGYN KELLY, HELLO.

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LOOK AT YOU.

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YOU'RE READY TO BE OVER COVID.

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>> EXACTLY RIGHT, I'M WEARING

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MORE THAN THEY USED TO WEAR ON

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THE SHOW.

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THEY NEVER DID WITH ME.

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>> Bill: LEGS, DIDN'T HAVE TO

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SHOW YOU?

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>> NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT.

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THAT BUT I WAS ONE OF THE

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PRINCIPAL ANCHORS IN THE 14

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YEARS I WAS THERE NO ONE EVER

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TOLD ME I COULDN'T WEAR PANTS,

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WEARING THEM ALL THE TIME.

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>> Bill: I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF

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YOU AS THE MARYLAND MONSTER OF

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FOX NEWS.

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>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

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MONSTERS BUT SHE WAS PRETTY AND

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BLONDE AND NORMAL, YOU NEVER

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WATCH THE MONSTERS?

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>> I DID BUT I WAS FOUR.

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WHO REMEMBERS THEM?

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>> Bill: I WASN'T FOUR, I

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WATCHED THEM LAST NIGHT I THINK.

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YOUR OLD SHOP?

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COULD YOU EVEN WORK THERE TODAY?

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>> I'M FOCUSED ON BEING IN MY

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OWN INDEPENDENT LANE WHICH I

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LIKE RIGHT NOW.

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>> Bill: I AM SAYING THEY HAVE

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GOTTEN CRAZIER.

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>> LOOKED, THERE ARE

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PERSONALITIES THERE WHO WENT

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HARD RIGHT DURING THE TRUMP

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ADMINISTRATION.

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SAME AS HE ALWAYS DID THAT.

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>> Bill: HE WAS NORMAL.

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ON FOX BUSINESS TALKING LIKE

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THAT, SO THERE WAS AN AUDIENCE

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FOR THAT.

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THINK HE'S ANY MORE COMMITTED TO

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HIS HARD RIGHT PARTISANSHIP THAN

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HARD LEFT PARTISANSHIP.

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THE CABLE NETWORKS ARE DOING

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FAR RIGHT AND THE FAR LEFT.

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CRAZY ON BOTH SIDES BUT THAT'S A

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FALSE EQUIVALENCY, BECAUSE WHAT

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ELECTION WAS STOLEN.

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EVERYTHING BUT HE'S NOT LIVING

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AT RACHEL MADDOW AND RUSSIA

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GATE, SHE WENT DOWN THE

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RABBIT HOLE AND WAS EMBARRASSED

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CRAZY ELECTION CLAIMS, THERE'S

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UNIVERSE, YOU HAVE TO DECIDE ON

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A PERSONALITY YOU TRUST.

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AT FOX IF I'M GOING TO WATCH

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TELEVISION NEWS, I'M GOING TO

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WATCH BRET BAIER HE'S A STRAIGHT

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SHOOTER AND I TRUST HIM.

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WHEN I'M TRYING TO FIND MY OWN

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NEWS, I TRY TO READ AS MUCH AS

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HUMANLY POSSIBLE, I GO TO REAL

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CLEAR POLITICS EVERY MORNING,

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RIGHT AND SADLY YOU HAVE TO WORK

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AT IT IF YOU WANT TO FIND

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FACTUAL MEDIA THESE DAYS.

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>> Bill: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU

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ABOUT THE SCHOOLS, I WANTED YOU

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BACK HERE BECAUSE I READ THAT

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YOU TOOK YOUR KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL

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IN NEW YORK AND I'VE BEEN

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HEARING ANECDOTALLY VERY MUCH

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THE SAME THING FROM MANY

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PARENTS CONFIDE IN ME I GUESS

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BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE KIDS, IT

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LUCKY YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS."

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TELL US WHY YOU DID THIS.

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OUR TEACHERS LOVED IT, STUDENTS

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CENTER RIGHT AND THAT WAS FINE.

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MY WHOLE FAMILY ARE DEMOCRATS,

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IT WAS LIKE I WAS BOTHERED AND

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THE FACT THAT THEY LEAN HARD

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LEFT AND THEN THEY WENT HARD

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HARD TURN TOWARD JE AND SOCIAL

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JUSTICE STUFF.

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PARTICULAR IT STARTED WHEN OUR

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SON WAS IN THIRD GRADE THEY

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UNLEASHED A THREE WEEK

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EXPERIMENTAL TRANS EDUCATION

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PROGRAM ON THESE EIGHT AND

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9-YEAR-OLD BOYS.

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LIKE TRYING TO CONVINCE THEM TO

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COME ON OVER.

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AND THE BOYS STARTED TO GETTING

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SYSTEM RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE

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REALLY CONFUSED PUT UP A ONE AND

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>> Bill: HOW OLD ARE THEY NOW?

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OTHER PARENTS TO THE POINT WHERE

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TO WRITE A LETTER TO THE

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CLEVELAND INDIANS OBJECT INTO

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THEIR MASCOT, HE'S SIX.

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CAN WE LEARN HOW TO SPELL

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CLEVELAND BEFORE WE ACTIVATE

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HIM?

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HE LIVES IN NEW YORK CITY HE'S

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GOT BUSES AND SUBWAYS AND CRIME,

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HE'S GOT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT

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OTHER THAN SOCIAL ACTIVISM AND

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IF HE'S GOING TO BE ACTIVATED,

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DOUG AND I SHOULD DO IT, NOT A

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KINDERGARTEN TEACHER.

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LIBERAL, BY THE WAY.

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WHO SAY MY KIDS ARE NOT READY TO

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BE TOLD THEY ARE WHITE

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SUPREMACISTS.

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I'M NOT READY TO BE TOLD THAT.

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BLACK-AND-WHITE, REASON AND

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UNREASON.

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>> Bill: YOU TALK ABOUT THIS

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LETTER, CAN I READ SOME OF THE

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THINGS ON THIS LETTER UNLESS

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PEOPLE THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND?

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THERE IS A KILLER COP SITTING AT

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EVERY SCHOOL WHERE WHITE

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CHILDREN LEARN.

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WHITE CHILDREN ARE LEFT

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UNCHECKED AND UNBOTHERED IN

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THEIR HOMES ONE SENTENCE STARTS,

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HOW OLD DO YOU HAVE TO BE BEFORE

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YOU CAN JUST BE UNCHECKED AND

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UNBOTHERED?

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WHAT AGE DO YOU GET BOTHERED?

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"I'M TIRED OF WHITE PEOPLE

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REVELING IN THEIR STATE

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SANCTIONED DEPRAVITY IS NOTHING

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UP LIKE LIFE WITH NO

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CONSEQUENCES."

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"GO REFORM WHITE KIDS."

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IT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH THAT I

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HAVE TO BE ON THIS SIDE OF THIS

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ISSUE BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A

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CIVIL RIGHTS ADVOCATE.

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DON'T MAKE ME TUCKER CARLSON,

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YOU ARE THE FUCKING NUTS, THIS

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IS INSANE.

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AS BLACK BODIES DROP LIKE FLIES

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AROUND US BY VIOLENT WHITE

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HANDS -- THERE IS RACIST

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PROBLEMS IN THIS COUNTRY BUT

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THIS IS HYPERBOLE AND THIS IS

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MAKING PEOPLE CRAZY.

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THIS IS NOT THE WAY WE GET TO

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THE PROMISED LAND.

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>> ABSOLUTELY NOT, IT'S DIVISIVE

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AND IT'S RACIST AND IT'S HAVING

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EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE EFFECT OF

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WHAT THEY INTEND AND IT IS NOT

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THAT ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE IN ARN

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FAVOR OF THIS KIND OF TALK.

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MY FRIEND COLEMAN HUGHES WHO IS

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24, LIBERAL, HE'S BEEN SPEAKING

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OUT ABOUT THIS AS A BLACK MAN

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SAYING HOW DO YOU PRESUME TO

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KNOW HOW I FEEL?

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IT'S PEJORATIVE TO HIM.

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THE WHITES ARE THE ONES WHO

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UNDERSTAND WHO ARE ARROGANT AND

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IN CONTROL AND WORK HARD, THESE

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ARE ALL THE TERMS ASSOCIATED

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WITH WHITE SUPREMACY AND THE

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WHITE PEOPLE FEEL BAD AND FEEL

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JUDGED BECAUSE THEY ARE TOLD

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THEY ARE WHITE SUPREMACIST

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BECAUSE OF THE PIGMENTATION OVER

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WHICH THEY HAVE NO CONTROL.

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IT'S SO DIVISIVE AND

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COUNTERPRODUCTIVE AND IT WASN'T

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JUST OUR SCHOOL IN NEW YORK AND

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IT'S NOT JUST NEW YORK, OLIVER

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NEW YORK, THERE WAS NO PLACE TO

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MOVE THEM TO GET AWAY FROM THIS,

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IT WASN'T JUST OUR SCHOOL.

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THERE WAS A PUBLIC SCHOOL ON THE

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UPPER SIDE OF EASTERN MANHATTAN

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THAT GOT IN THE NEWS BECAUSE

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THEY GAVE US THIS PANOPLY OF

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EIGHT CATEGORIES IN WHICH ALL

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WHITE PEOPLE FALL ON THE ONE END

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IS WHITE SUPREMACIST AND ON THE

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OTHER END IS WHITE TRAITOR,

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WHITE ABOLITIONIST AND THEY ARE

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ENCOURAGING YOU TO BE A WHITE

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TRADER, EVERYONE GETS DIVIDED

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INTO OPPRESSED OR OPPRESSOR,

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CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA, THEY DID

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THE SAME THING.

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THEY TOOK AN 8-9-YEAR-OLD AND

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MADE THEM DECONSTRUCT THEIR

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RACIAL AND SEXUAL IDENTITY TO

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FIGURE OUT WHETHER THEY ARE AN

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OPPRESSOR OR THE OPPRESSED.

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8-YEAR-OLDS.

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THIS IS REALLY DAMAGING AND AS

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YOU GET OLDER THE STUDIES SHOW

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THESE SORT OF IMPLICIT BIAS AND

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EDUCATION EFFORTS BRING OUT

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RACISM.

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IF SOMEBODY IS HAVING RACIST

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THOUGHTS IN THE BACK OF THEIR

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HEAD COMMIT BRINGS IT TO THE

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FRONTAL LOBE AND MORE PEOPLE ACT

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ON THEIR LATENT RACISM THAN THEY

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OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE.

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>> Bill: DID YOU READ ABOUT

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SMITH COLLEGE?

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>> I INTERVIEWED JODI SHAW.

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>> Bill: ONE OF THE MOST

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LIBERAL COLLEGES IN THE COUNTRY

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FOR MANY DECADES TO COME I THINK

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IT WOULD BE SAFE TO SAY AND

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THERE WAS A BLACK STUDENT THERE

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AND SHE ACCUSED SOMEONE -- I

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THINK IT WAS A JANITOR -- OF

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RACIAL PROFILING BECAUSE SHE WAS

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EATING IN A DORM, BUT IT TURNED

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OUT SHE WAS JUST SOMEPLACE WHERE

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SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN.

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>> SHE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE

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THIS LOCATION, THIS JANITOR HAS

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BEEN TOLD IF YOU SEE A STUDENT

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IN THERE YOU'VE GOT TO REMOVE

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THEM, HE SAW SOMEBODY, HE CALLED

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SECURITY TO SAY SOMEBODY IS IN

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THERE AND SHE WAS REMOVED AND

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FROM THAT POINT FORWARD, THE

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STUDENT WHO WAS BLACK KEPT

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SAYING I'M SITTING WHILE BLACK,

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THIS IS A RACIST INSTITUTION,

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THIS CUSTODIAN IS RACIST, SOME

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TEACHER SHE PASSED ON THE WAY

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INTO THE DORM SHE SAID SHE WAS

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RACIST TOO COME ALL THAT WOMAN

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DID WAS PASTOR AND WAVE, THE

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ASSUMPTION WAS THAT SHE REPORTED

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HER.

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THESE PEOPLE TO CUSTODIAN, THE

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TEACHER HAD THEIR LIVES RUINED.

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THE ONE WOMAN GOT PUT ON

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ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE OR SHE GOT

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ULTIMATELY FOR LOAD TRYING TO

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LOOK FOR ANOTHER JOB AND THE

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RESTAURANT OWNER IS LIKE UNTO

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YOU THAT RACIST?

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THEY DID NOTHING WRONG BUT THE

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STUDENT WASN'T DISCIPLINED AND

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WE ARE SEEING THIS MORE AND

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MORE.

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IF I JUST INTERVIEWED A GIRL

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FROM A SCHOOL IN THE MIDWEST,

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CATHOLIC THEM ALL GIRLS, SHE WAS

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17, A BLACK STUDENT THEY ARE SAD

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THAT THIS 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL HAD

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STOOD UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A

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CLASS, LOOK AT HER AND SAID

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"BLACK LIVES DO NOT MATTER."

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IF THAT HAD HAPPENED, CAN YOU

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IMAGINE THE UPROAR?

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THE GIRL SAID I NEVER DID THAT

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COME OF THE TEACHER SAID SHE

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NEVER DID THAT, NO ONE OTHER

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THAN THE ONE ACCUSER WAS

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CLAIMING SHE DID THAT AND THE

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TAPE, THE CLASS WAS VIDEOTAPED

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IN THE VIDEOTAPE ACCORDING TO

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THE GIRL AND HER LAWYER DOES NOT

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REFLECT -- THE SCHOOL ARE NOT

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TURNING IT OVER BUT THEY'RE

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CLAIMING IT DOESN'T SHOW THAT.

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DID THEY DISCIPLINE THE ACCUSER?

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THEY JUST KEPT LOOKING AT HER

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AND SAYING ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE

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WHITE SUPREMACISTS.

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YOUR FAMILY LOVES TRUMPED, YOU

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HAVE A SUPPORTIVE FLAG FOR

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POLICE ON YOUR LAPTOP, AND

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THEREFORE YOU'RE IN THE WRONG.

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THIS IS GETTING NUTS, WE ARE

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DIVIDING CHILDREN FROM ONE

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ANOTHER BASELESSLY AT A TIME

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WHEN TEENAGE SUICIDE IS AT AN

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ALL-TIME HIGH.

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KIDS COME INTO THE WORLD, IN

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PARTICULAR WHITE KIDS, THEY

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CAN'T CONTROL THEIR WEIGHT IN

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THE SAME WAY LEASE TO BE DOING

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TO BLACK KIDS, TREATING THEM AS

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LESS THAN TEN BECAUSE THERE

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PIGMENTATION.

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THE ANSWER TO THAT RACISM IS NOT

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MORE RACISM.

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>> Bill: THE QUOTE FROM THIS

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STUDENT WAS "ALL I DID WAS BE

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BLACK, IT'S OUTRAGEOUS SOME

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PEOPLE QUESTION MY BEING AT

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SMITH COLLEGE IN MY EXISTENCE

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OVERALL AS A WOMAN OF COLOR."

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I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT'S

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GOING ON AT SMITH COLLEGE IN

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2021.

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I'M WITH YOU, OF COURSE WE

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SHOULD ALL ACKNOWLEDGE THERE IS

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RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY AND WE

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HAVE A HORRIBLE, SORRY HISTORY.

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WE DON'T HAVE EXACTLY A

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HORRIBLE, SORRY PRESENT,

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CERTAINLY AS MUCH AS IT WAS IN

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THE PAST.

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THAT DOESN'T MEAN THERE'S NOT

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LOTS OF WORK TO DO AND WE SHOULD

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DO IT.

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[APPLAUSE]

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BUT DON'T GASLIGHT ME.

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DON'T TELL ME THINGS ARE GOING

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ON -- I JUST DON'T THINK AND I

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FEEL LIKE THIS IS BEYOND RACE,

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IT'S A GENERATIONAL THING WHERE

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SO MANY PEOPLE WANT THEIR

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IDENTITY WRAPPED UP IN BEING A

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VICTIM.

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>> RIGHT.

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>> Bill: YOU CAN APPLAUD THAT

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WITHOUT GOING TO IF YOU AGREE

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WITH IT, THERE YOU GO.

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>> THAT'S THE PUSH NOW, IS TO

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LEAN INTO VICTIMHOOD AND IT'S

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NOT JUST A RACE THING.

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I SEE IT WITH SOME OF MY YELLOW

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WOMEN.

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IT'S NOT THAT THE ME TOO

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SITUATION WASN'T REAL BUT WE

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DON'T HAVE TO LEAN INTO

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VICTIMHOOD EVEN WHEN WE MIGHT BE

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VICTIMS.

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WHAT I WOULD SAY TO YOU --

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>> Bill: THERE ARE REAL

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VICTIMS, MANY OF THEM.

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>> EVEN IF YOU ARE REAL VICTIM

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WHICH I'VE BEEN IN THE PAST TOO,

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IT ISN'T PSYCHOLOGICALLY HELPFUL

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TO LEAN INTO IT.

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I ALWAYS USE THE WORD TARGETS, I

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WAS THE TARGET OF CERTAIN MEN.

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THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME ANY BUDDIES

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VICTIM THE MORE YOU WALLOW IN

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THAT MENTALITY THE MORE YOU VEER

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TOWARD NEGATIVITY AND ATTRACT

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MORE OF IT IN YOUR LIFE.

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WHAT WE ARE DOING NOW TO

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CHILDREN IS ENCOURAGING EXACTLY

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THE OPPOSITE AND WHENEVER IT

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COMES THEIR WAY, THEY SEE IT

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THROUGH THAT LENS.

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WE ARE SETTING THEM UP TO FAIL.

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IT'S VERY DAMAGING.

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>> Bill: I THANK YOU FOR

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COMING ON AND TALKING ABOUT

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THIS, NOT AN EASY SUBJECT AND I

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HOPE SOMEDAY WE DON'T HAVE TO

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TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN.

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THANK YOU, MEGYN KELLY, LET'S

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MEET OUR PANEL!

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HE'S A NEW YORK TIMES OPINION

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COLUMNIST AND HOST OF "THE EZRA

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KLEIN SHOW" PODCAST: EZRA KLEIN.

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HOW YOU DOING?

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HE'S THE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR FROM

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MONTANA WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE

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THE SENATE'S ONLY WORKING

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FARMER, AND HE'S THE AUTHOR OF

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"GROUNDED: A SENATOR'S LESSONS

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ON WINNING BACK RURAL AMERICA":

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SENATOR JON TESTER.

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SENATOR, GREAT TO SEE YOU.

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THE ONLY WORKING FARMER, IS THAT

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RIGHT?

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>> I THINK THERE'S A LOT OF

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PEOPLE INVOLVED IN AGRICULTURE

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IN THE SENATE BUT I'M THE ONE --

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WE ARE ALSO THE ONES THAT DO THE

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WORK.

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>> Bill: YOU'RE FROM MONTANA,

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OF COURSE.

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YOU ARE NOT FROM TEXAS OR

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CALIFORNIA, LET'S TALK ABOUT

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THEM.

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IT'S INTERESTING, THOSE TWO

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STATES, MY STATE AND TEXAS WERE

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A LOT OF CALIFORNIANS HAVE GONE

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RECENTLY, THERE IS AN EXODUS

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THERE TO TEXAS.

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BOTH HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLES.

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YOU'VE WRITTEN ABOUT CALIFORNIA

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RECENTLY, I WAS VERY SYMPATHETIC

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TO WHAT YOU WERE WRITING, I

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THINK YOU WERE SYMPATHETIC TO

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WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING, I HAVE MY

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DAYS WITHOUT WAITING FOR SOLAR

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CHART, WE'RE GOING TO GET THAT,

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IT'S UP TO -- IT SEEMS LIKE WHAT

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WE HAVE IS ONE STATE THAT THIS

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TERRIBLY OVER GOVERNED IN ONE

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STATE THAT THIS TERRIBLY UNDER

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GOVERNED, SWEEPING

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GENERALIZATIONS GO, IS THAT

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TRUE?

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>> ACTUALLY NOT.

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I THINK WEIRDLY CALIFORNIA IS

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UNDER GOVERNED, PART OF THE

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POINT THAT COLUMN IS IT'S HARD

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FOR A LOT OF CALIFORNIA

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POLITICIANS TO GET ANYTHING

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DONE.

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IN CALIFORNIA INTO L.A. I TALK

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ABOUT ERIC GARCETTI, HE GOT L.A.

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TO PASS A HUGE HOMELESS

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INITIATIVE, PASS THE SALES TAX,

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WHOLE THING, BUT THEN IT TOOK

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THREE YEARS TO OPEN THE FIRST

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HOMELESS SHELTER BECAUSE IN L.A.

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EVERY COMMUNITY WOULD ORGANIZE

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TO KEEP THE HOMELESS SHELTER

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FROM COMING INTO THEIR AREA.

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CALIFORNIA'S LEADERS DID WANT TO

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DO HIGH-SPEED RAIL BUT

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INDIVIDUAL CITIES AND INDIVIDUAL

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PLACES AND INDIVIDUAL LAWYERS

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STOPPED IT.

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ONE OF THE WEIRD THINGS ABOUT

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CALIFORNIA IS AS MUCH AS IT

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SEEMS REALLY PROGRESSIVE AND

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THIS IS THE POINT I MAKE IN THE

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COLUMN, A LOT OF PEOPLE IN IT

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AND A LOT OF FOLKS THAT HAVE

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BLACK LIVES MATTER SIGNS IN

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THEIR FRONT YARD WOULD SAY EVERY

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LIFE -- NO HUMAN BEING IS

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ILLEGAL, THEY ORGANIZE AGAINST

516
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,166
ANYTHING THAT WOULD BRING MORE

517
00:20:30,233 --> 00:20:31,700
EQUITY AND CREATE CHANGE IN

518
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:33,000
THEIR INDIVIDUAL LIVES.

519
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:33,900
AS YOU SEE THERE, THERE'S A LOT

520
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,266
OF FOLKS ARE THE TOP OF THE

521
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,200
CALIFORNIA GOVERNMENT TO WANT TO

522
00:20:37,266 --> 00:20:38,500
SPEED SOLAR POWER AND GETTING

523
00:20:38,566 --> 00:20:39,866
INDIVIDUAL LOCAL GOVERNMENTS TO

524
00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:41,600
ALLOW MORE BUILDING OR CHANGE

525
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:42,900
LOCAL REGULATIONS IS

526
00:20:42,966 --> 00:20:44,433
UNBELIEVABLY HARD BECAUSE OF HOW

527
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,533
FRACTURED AND DECENTRALIZED

528
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,033
POWER IS IN THE INTERNAL

529
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:48,300
STRUCTURE.

530
00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:49,766
>> Bill: I THINK WE ARE SAYING

531
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,433
THE SAME THINGS UNDER DIFFERENT

532
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:51,866
TERMS.

533
00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:53,366
MAYBE I USED THE WRONG TERM --

534
00:20:53,433 --> 00:20:55,200
ALL I KNOW IS I HAD 11 PEOPLE AT

535
00:20:55,266 --> 00:20:57,933
MY HOUSE ON TUESDAY.

536
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,566
I SHOW THEM THE SHED, THIS IS

537
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,633
THE SHED THAT TOOK THREE YEARS

538
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,400
TO BUILD -- THESE ARE ALL NICE

539
00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:05,166
PEOPLE, I TALKED TO THEM.

540
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:06,033
THEY ARE SMART, PROFESSIONAL,

541
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,966
IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT.

542
00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:12,666
THIS IS THE ANSWER TO THE JOKE

543
00:21:12,733 --> 00:21:13,300
HOW MANY STATE OFFICIALS DOES IT

544
00:21:13,366 --> 00:21:16,266
TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

545
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,966
11, APPARENTLY.

546
00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:20,700
I'M APPRECIATIVE THAT THEY CAME

547
00:21:20,766 --> 00:21:23,566
OUT TO THE HOUSE.

548
00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,233
BUT JUST, REALLY?

549
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,600
IF THAT'S NOT THE DEFINITION OF

550
00:21:26,666 --> 00:21:27,733
OVER GOVERNING, I DON'T KNOW

551
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,566
WHAT IT IS.

552
00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:30,300
SOMETHING IS WRONG THAT THESE

553
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:31,966
PEOPLE HAVE TO DO THESE

554
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:33,666
DIFFERENT JOBS TO JUST DO

555
00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:35,133
SOMETHING VERY SIMPLE.

556
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,633
JUST SWITCHING OVER TO SOLAR.

557
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:39,233
I'M NOT PUTTING THE HELICOPTER

558
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:42,033
PAD ON MY ROOF, YOU KNOW?

559
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:48,966
>> THAT MIGHT WORK TOO.

560
00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:53,000
1103 DAYS -- I WOULD ASK THE

561
00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:53,333
QUESTION WHY?

562
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,766
THE REGULATION SHOULD FIT THE

563
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:55,766
RISK, IF YOU'RE WILLING TO MAKE

564
00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:56,533
THE INVESTMENT YOURSELF TO PUT

565
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:01,166
UP THE SOLAR PANELS AND WHO WAS

566
00:22:01,233 --> 00:22:02,600
TAKING THE RISK HERE?

567
00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:04,166
>> Bill: IT TOOK A YEAR AND

568
00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:05,833
THREE INSPECTIONS TO PUT IN A

569
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:06,966
NEW GARAGE DOOR AND I SAID TO

570
00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:09,566
THE GUY, IF IT FALLS ON MY HEAD,

571
00:22:09,633 --> 00:22:16,600
THAT'S MY FUCKING PROBLEM.

572
00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:19,833
CALIFORNIA HAS 395,000

573
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:24,600
REGULATORY RESTRICTIONS.

574
00:22:24,666 --> 00:22:27,766
YOU CAN'T FLY A KITE HIGHER THAN

575
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:28,433
10 FEET.

576
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,833
IN SAN FRANCISCO YOU CAN'T CARRY

577
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:33,000
BREAD, CAKES, OR PASTRIES AND

578
00:22:33,066 --> 00:22:34,400
OPEN BASKETS OR EXPOSED

579
00:22:34,466 --> 00:22:34,966
CONTAINERS.

580
00:22:35,033 --> 00:22:36,766
IN SAN JOSE, IT'S ILLEGAL TO OWN

581
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:39,533
MORE THAN TWO DOGS OR CATS.

582
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,633
IN LONG BEACH, YOU CAN'T PUT

583
00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:47,433
ANYTHING IN YOUR CAR BUT A

584
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,633
GARAGE -- I'M GOING TO READ THIS

585
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,000
QUOTE FROM JAMES VAN DER BEEK,

586
00:22:51,066 --> 00:22:53,133
HE WAS ON DAWSON'S CREEK, YOU

587
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:53,933
REMEMBER HIM.

588
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,200
ONE OF THE MANY PEOPLE WHO LEFT

589
00:22:55,266 --> 00:22:58,200
CALIFORNIA, HERE'S WHAT HE SAID.

590
00:22:58,266 --> 00:22:59,933
HE WROTE THIS.

591
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,700
"AT THE PARK IN BEVERLY HILLS

592
00:23:00,766 --> 00:23:04,433
NEAR WHERE WE JUST MOVED AWAY

593
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,633
FROM, WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO FLY

594
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:07,566
A KITE, ALSO NOT ALLOWED AT ANY

595
00:23:07,633 --> 00:23:09,866
PARK, RIDING A BICYCLE, CLIMB A

596
00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:12,566
TREE, THROWING A BALL AGAINST A

597
00:23:12,633 --> 00:23:13,100
WALL.

598
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:14,600
LEARNING FROM AN INSTRUCTOR,

599
00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:16,766
USING WEIGHTS, WEARING CLEATS,

600
00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:23,033
CONTINUES THE BATTING CAGE."

601
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:23,633
ONLY THE DEMOCRATS COULD SUCK

602
00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:27,500
THE FUN OUT OF THE PARK.

603
00:23:27,566 --> 00:23:30,700
HE SAID THAT THIS IS WHY WE ARE

604
00:23:30,766 --> 00:23:31,600
MOVING.

605
00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:33,200
THEN HE GOES TO TEXAS AND GETS

606
00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:37,333
STUCK IN THE COLD AND HAS NO

607
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,233
WATER.

608
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,666
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY QUESTION

609
00:23:39,733 --> 00:23:41,000
IS, WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE?

610
00:23:41,066 --> 00:23:44,733
WHICH IS WORSE?

611
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,366
>> THE PROBLEM IS YOU NEED TO

612
00:23:46,433 --> 00:23:47,566
APPLY A LITTLE COMMON SENSE

613
00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:49,666
WHICH IS I THINK WHAT YOU'RE

614
00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:51,533
TRYING TO APPLY.

615
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,000
WE HAVE FOLKS OUT THERE WHO SAY

616
00:23:53,066 --> 00:23:55,200
WE WANT TO DO AWAY WITH ALL

617
00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:56,800
REGULATIONS -- SOME REGULATIONS

618
00:23:56,866 --> 00:23:59,866
ARE ACTUALLY NECESSARY.

619
00:23:59,933 --> 00:24:02,600
>> Bill: THEY GIVE A BAD NAME.

620
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:05,800
>> THAT'S RIGHT, THEY GIVE A BAD

621
00:24:05,866 --> 00:24:06,766
NAME TO THE REGULATIONS.

622
00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:08,900
>> Bill: IN TEXAS, IT'S THE

623
00:24:08,966 --> 00:24:10,033
OPPOSITE.

624
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:10,800
I DON'T THINK TED CRUZ IS GOING

625
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:13,933
TO PAY ANY POLITICAL PRICE FOR

626
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,166
THAT.

627
00:24:14,233 --> 00:24:17,700
HE'S DOWN IN THE POLLS NOW, YEA

628
00:24:17,766 --> 00:24:18,200
YEAH.

629
00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:20,000
YOU THINK TEXAS IS GOING TO GO

630
00:24:20,066 --> 00:24:22,133
BLUE OR PURPLE AND IT NEVER DOES

631
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,233
BECAUSE THEY DON'T EVEN THINK

632
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,966
YOU HAVE TO GOVERN ANYMORE.

633
00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:27,666
WE ARE IN THIS POST-PERFORMANCE

634
00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:29,400
ERA AT LEAST IN A PLACE LIKE

635
00:24:29,466 --> 00:24:30,766
TEXAS WHERE IT DOESN'T MATTER

636
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,700
HOW BAD YOU FUCKED UP THE JOB OF

637
00:24:32,766 --> 00:24:34,233
GOVERNING BECAUSE THAT'S NOT

638
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:35,200
WHAT IT'S ABOUT, IT'S ABOUT

639
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:37,633
MAKING AN AD WHERE YOU'RE FIRING

640
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:40,733
A GUN AND MEAN TWEETING.

641
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,633
RIGHT?

642
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:47,966
IT'S OWNING THE LIBS.

643
00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:49,766
THERE'S A REASON WHY THAT

644
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:50,366
HAPPENED IN TEXAS BUT I DON'T

645
00:24:50,433 --> 00:24:51,833
THINK THEY WILL PAY A POLITICAL

646
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,833
PRICE, DO YOU?

647
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:56,600
>> I DON'T KNOW, HE WANTS TO BE

648
00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:57,133
PRESIDENT.

649
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,600
THAT'S WHAT TED CRUZ WANTS TO D

650
00:24:59,666 --> 00:24:59,966
DO.

651
00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:02,200
IT'S FOUR YEARS OUT TO THE NEXT

652
00:25:02,266 --> 00:25:03,333
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AND PEOPLE

653
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,866
MAY FORGET ABOUT IT BY THEN.

654
00:25:04,933 --> 00:25:06,833
I WILL TELL YOU, LEAVING YOUR

655
00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:08,100
DOG HOME IN THE COLD IS AN

656
00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:11,633
UNFORGIVABLE SIN.

657
00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,233
>> Bill: I DON'T KNOW IF HE

658
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:15,133
ACTUALLY DID THAT.

659
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:15,400
[LAUGHTER]

660
00:25:15,466 --> 00:25:18,833
[APPLAUSE]

661
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,366
YOU SAID THE WAY MANY OF US

662
00:25:20,433 --> 00:25:22,733
DEMOCRATS TEND TO SPEAK TO

663
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,800
AMERICANS IS DOGGED UP BY

664
00:25:24,866 --> 00:25:25,433
SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS AND IDENTITY

665
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:26,033
POLITICS AND WE ARE GETTING

666
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:30,733
WHIPPED IN THE MESSAGING WAR.

667
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,433
THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY ABOUT

668
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,566
THE UNDERPERFORMING REPUBLICANS,

669
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:34,900
PEOPLE WOULD VOTE FOR THE

670
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,766
DEMOCRATS BUT THEN IT'S LIKE --

671
00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:40,633
I DON'T LIKE THEM BUT THESE

672
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:41,800
GUYS, I HATE THESE.

673
00:25:41,866 --> 00:25:43,700
>> AND REPUBLICANS ARE MASTERS

674
00:25:43,766 --> 00:25:45,500
OF TAKING ISSUES THAT ARE NOT

675
00:25:45,566 --> 00:25:46,266
MAINSTREAM AND A SAYING THIS IS

676
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:47,933
WHAT DEMOCRATS BELIEVE AND WHEN

677
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:48,900
THAT'S NOT THE CASE.

678
00:25:48,966 --> 00:25:50,766
THE PROBLEM IS, I DON'T THINK

679
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:52,300
DEMOCRATS GET OUT INTO PLACES

680
00:25:52,366 --> 00:25:53,233
THEY NEED TO GET OUT TO TELL

681
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:56,766
THEIR STORY.

682
00:25:56,833 --> 00:25:57,433
SOMETIMES THESE ARE TOUGH

683
00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:58,966
CONVERSATIONS TO HAVE BUT THE

684
00:25:59,033 --> 00:26:00,433
TRUTH IS AS I ALWAYS POINT OUT

685
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:04,500
IF YOU WALK INTO A BAR IN BIG

686
00:26:04,566 --> 00:26:05,666
SANDY AND SOMEBODY SAYS JON

687
00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:06,800
TESTER, AREN'T YOU A DEMOCRAT,

688
00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:08,333
WHAT DO YOU STAND FOR?

689
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,033
I STAND FOR MAKING SURE WE HAVE

690
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,233
GOOD PUBLIC EDUCATION, MAKING

691
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:13,200
SURE OUR VETERANS ARE TAKEN CARE

692
00:26:13,266 --> 00:26:15,600
OF, MAKING SURE WE HAVE

693
00:26:15,666 --> 00:26:16,700
INFRASTRUCTURE FOR THE NEXT

694
00:26:16,766 --> 00:26:17,033
GENERATION.

695
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,666
EVERYBODY IN THE BAR AND MOST OF

696
00:26:18,733 --> 00:26:20,433
THEM WOULD BE REPUBLICANS,

697
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,600
EVERYONE IN THE BAR WOULD GIVE

698
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:24,233
YOU APPLAUSE.

699
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:25,700
>> Bill: BUT WHO DOESN'T SAY

700
00:26:25,766 --> 00:26:27,400
THAT STUFF?

701
00:26:27,466 --> 00:26:28,533
THAT YOU JUST SAID TO?

702
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:32,533
IS AGAINST VETERANS AND

703
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,000
INFRASTRUCTURE AND LEAVING

704
00:26:35,066 --> 00:26:35,233
DOGS --

705
00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:36,566
>> ONE IS THE LAST TIME WE

706
00:26:36,633 --> 00:26:40,166
PASSED AN INFRASTRUCTURE BILL?

707
00:26:40,233 --> 00:26:42,833
>> DOESN'T THIS GO TO THE

708
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:43,200
PROBLEM?

709
00:26:43,266 --> 00:26:44,400
IT'S ALSO TRUE IN THE SENATE,

710
00:26:44,466 --> 00:26:46,566
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY THE PAST

711
00:26:46,633 --> 00:26:47,666
COUPLE DAYS.

712
00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:49,066
THEY'RE GOING TO CUT THE MINIMUM

713
00:26:49,133 --> 00:26:49,666
WAGE INCREASE OUT OF THE BILL

714
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:52,566
BECAUSE IT CAN'T GET THROUGH

715
00:26:52,633 --> 00:26:54,433
BUDGET RECONCILIATION, THIS

716
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,866
WEIRD END RUN -- NOW THERE'S A

717
00:26:55,933 --> 00:26:56,966
BUNCH OF IDEAS AND IF YOU TAX

718
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,466
COMPANIES THAT DON'T PAY A $15

719
00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,800
WAGE BECAUSE THAT'S A WAY OF

720
00:26:59,866 --> 00:27:00,500
GETTING AROUND THE RULES AND THE

721
00:27:00,566 --> 00:27:01,933
ONLY REASON HE DID DO ALL THIS

722
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,366
IS BECAUSE DEMOCRATS IN THIS

723
00:27:03,433 --> 00:27:04,900
CASE CAN'T GET 51 VOTES TO GET

724
00:27:04,966 --> 00:27:08,766
RID OF THE FILIBUSTER.

725
00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:10,566
IT ISN'T ENOUGH TO WANT

726
00:27:10,633 --> 00:27:11,900
GOVERNMENT TO DO GOOD THINGS,

727
00:27:11,966 --> 00:27:12,866
YOU HAVE TO REBUILD GOVERNMENT

728
00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:16,433
SO IT CAN DO GOOD THINGS.

729
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:19,366
IT ACTUALLY THE RULES.

730
00:27:19,433 --> 00:27:21,666
YOUR HUNDRED% RIGHT, THEY KEEP

731
00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:23,000
NOT PASSING INFRASTRUCTURE BILLS

732
00:27:23,066 --> 00:27:23,933
BECAUSE THINGS CAN'T GET 60 AND

733
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,033
THEN I TURN ON THE TV AND

734
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:27,800
SENATOR MANCHIN SAYS "WE WILL

735
00:27:27,866 --> 00:27:29,500
NEVER CHANGE THE FILIBUSTER AND

736
00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,200
WE WILL NEVER OVERRULE THE

737
00:27:31,266 --> 00:27:32,200
PARLIAMENTARIAN AND BUDGET

738
00:27:32,266 --> 00:27:33,000
RECONCILIATION."

739
00:27:33,066 --> 00:27:34,433
ALL THOSE GOOD THINGS THEY SAY

740
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:35,966
THE SUPPORT, VETERANS AND

741
00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:36,900
INFRASTRUCTURE, THEY SUPPORT ALL

742
00:27:36,966 --> 00:27:38,866
OF IT BUT THEY DON'T SUPPORT IT

743
00:27:38,933 --> 00:27:40,200
MORE THAN THEY SUPPORT LEAVING

744
00:27:40,266 --> 00:27:42,566
GOVERNMENT EXACTLY THE WAY IT

745
00:27:42,633 --> 00:27:43,333
IS.

746
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,433
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU TRULY

747
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,700
PRIORITIZE YOU DON'T GET

748
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:47,233
ANYTHING DONE.

749
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,166
>> Bill: NEEDING 60 VOTES IS A

750
00:27:49,233 --> 00:27:50,166
MASTERED ISOLATION TO BEGIN

751
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:51,833
WITH, IS NOT IN THE

752
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:52,533
CONSTITUTION.

753
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,933
THEY DIDN'T WRITE THAT SAYING TO

754
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,866
PASS SOMETHING IN THE SENATE

755
00:27:54,933 --> 00:27:57,266
IT'S GOT TO BE 60-40.

756
00:27:57,333 --> 00:27:59,133
>> THEY THOUGHT ABOUT IT, THE

757
00:27:59,200 --> 00:27:59,900
FEDERALIST PAPERS HAVE A BUNCH

758
00:27:59,966 --> 00:28:01,266
OF THINGS FOR BOTH HAMILTON AND

759
00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:02,233
MADISON ABOUT WHY THAT WOULD BE

760
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,566
A BAD IDEA.

761
00:28:04,633 --> 00:28:09,866
IT WOULD LEAD THE MINORITY TO

762
00:28:09,933 --> 00:28:11,400
EMBARRASS THE MAJORITY IN THE

763
00:28:11,466 --> 00:28:11,600
RIGHT.

764
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:12,166
>> Bill: THAT'S EXACTLY THE

765
00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:14,500
SYSTEM WE HAVE.

766
00:28:14,566 --> 00:28:17,033
>> I HAD TO BE THE BAD PERSON

767
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,566
HERE BUT I WILL TELL YOU --

768
00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:20,566
>> Bill: IT'S USUALLY ME, TAKE

769
00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:20,766
OVER!

770
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,866
>> I'M TRYING TO FILL YOUR

771
00:28:23,933 --> 00:28:24,300
SHOES.

772
00:28:24,366 --> 00:28:25,166
THE TRUTH IS THAT THE FILIBUSTER

773
00:28:25,233 --> 00:28:27,733
I THINK WAS MEANT TO BRING

774
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,700
PARTIES TOGETHER SO YOU HAD

775
00:28:29,766 --> 00:28:31,166
BIPARTISAN BILLS, WHY IS THAT

776
00:28:31,233 --> 00:28:31,566
IMPORTANT?

777
00:28:31,633 --> 00:28:33,033
THAT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE IF YOU

778
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,600
JUST HAVE SIMPLE MAJORITY EVERY

779
00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:37,400
TIME CONGRESS CHANGES HANDS WHAT

780
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,433
YOU DID TWO YEARS AGO WILL BE

781
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,800
REPEALED AND YOU GO IN A

782
00:28:40,866 --> 00:28:41,600
DIFFERENT DIRECTION AND I THINK

783
00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:43,400
IF THERE'S ONE THING THE COUNTRY

784
00:28:43,466 --> 00:28:45,400
DOES NEED THAT I THINK IS

785
00:28:45,466 --> 00:28:46,366
IMPORTANT IT'S PREDICT ABILITY

786
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:47,200
AND CONSISTENCY.

787
00:28:47,266 --> 00:28:49,400
I THINK THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT.

788
00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:50,800
YOU WERE EXACTLY RIGHT, IT'S

789
00:28:50,866 --> 00:28:53,100
BEEN ABUSED TO THE MAX AND IT'S

790
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,066
NO LONGER ABOUT GETTING

791
00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:58,466
BIPARTISAN GROUPS OF SENATORS TO

792
00:28:58,533 --> 00:29:00,166
PASS LEGISLATION, NOW IT'S USED

793
00:29:00,233 --> 00:29:03,233
A STONE WALL IT'S USED TO STOP.

794
00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:04,200
FOR THOSE REASONS WE DO NEED TO

795
00:29:04,266 --> 00:29:05,966
TAKE A LOOK AT IT BUT I THINK WE

796
00:29:06,033 --> 00:29:10,233
OUGHT TO GIVE THIS CONGRESS A

797
00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:13,666
CHANCE TO SCREW UP BEFORE WE

798
00:29:13,733 --> 00:29:14,000
CHANGE IT.

799
00:29:14,066 --> 00:29:17,400
>> Bill: TRUMP CAME HARD AFTER

800
00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:19,233
YOU IN 2018, HE REALLY WANTED TO

801
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:25,133
GET YOUR ASS AND HE FAILED, YOU

802
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,133
GOT 7% OF REPUBLICANS IN

803
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,333
MONTANA, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD IN

804
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,800
MONTANA.

805
00:29:29,866 --> 00:29:30,533
>> ENOUGH TO WIN.

806
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,200
>> Bill: WHEN I SEE THIS

807
00:29:33,266 --> 00:29:35,866
POLLING NOW, 58% I THINK OF

808
00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:44,033
TRUMP SUPPORTER'S THINK THE

809
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,500
CAPITAL RIOT WAS ANTIFA.

810
00:29:45,566 --> 00:29:46,133
A LOT OF THEM THINK THE SNOW IN

811
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:50,600
TEXAS WAS FAKE SNOW.

812
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:51,300
[LAUGHTER]

813
00:29:51,366 --> 00:29:52,166
FROM BILL GATES.

814
00:29:52,233 --> 00:29:57,300
TWO WEEKS BEFORE THAT IT WAS

815
00:29:57,366 --> 00:29:57,766
JEWISH SPACE LASERS.

816
00:29:57,833 --> 00:29:59,933
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO WIN OVER A

817
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,933
PERSON LIKE THAT?

818
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,066
WE HAVE TO TREAD THIS FINE LINE,

819
00:30:03,133 --> 00:30:05,033
I DO IT MYSELF.

820
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,233
I'M OFTEN PREACHING WE CAN'T

821
00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:09,066
JUST INSULT THESE PEOPLE, YOU

822
00:30:09,133 --> 00:30:10,833
CAN'T SAY YOU'RE STUPID AND

823
00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:14,633
INSIDE I WANT TO GO ON MY GOD,

824
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:15,300
YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID.

825
00:30:15,366 --> 00:30:17,366
HOW DO YOU TALK TO SOMEONE WHO

826
00:30:17,433 --> 00:30:19,533
BELIEVES IN THINGS LIKE THIS?

827
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,366
>> I'M NOT SURE YOU WIN OVER

828
00:30:22,433 --> 00:30:23,400
EVERYBODY, YOU JUST HAVE TO WIN

829
00:30:23,466 --> 00:30:25,200
ONE MORE THAN THE OTHER GUY.

830
00:30:25,266 --> 00:30:26,833
I THINK YOU STILL HAVE TO TALK

831
00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:28,600
TO THEM, YOU HAVE TO TALK COMMON

832
00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:30,266
SENSE AND WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN

833
00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:32,033
AND WHAT YOUR VISION IS FOR THE

834
00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:33,000
COUNTRY MOVING FORWARD.

835
00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:34,366
I THINK THAT IS IMPORTANT.

836
00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:36,266
I THINK FOR SOME OF THOSE FOLKS

837
00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:37,633
IT MAY TRIGGER SOMETHING IN HER

838
00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:38,500
MIND THAT GOES I MIGHT BELIEVE

839
00:30:38,566 --> 00:30:41,766
ALL THE STUFF BUT I LIKE THAT

840
00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:43,400
PERSON AND THEY WILL END UP

841
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,400
VOTING FOR YOU.

842
00:30:44,466 --> 00:30:46,000
>> CAN I TRY ONE WEIRD ARGUMENT

843
00:30:46,066 --> 00:30:47,800
ON THIS AND MOST PEOPLE DON'T

844
00:30:47,866 --> 00:30:49,433
BELIEVE WHAT I DO -- THIS IS

845
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:50,833
PART OF THE REASON I OBSESS OVER

846
00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:51,400
THINGS LIKE THE FILIBUSTER.

847
00:30:51,466 --> 00:30:53,833
WHEN YOU CAN'T PASS STUFF FAST

848
00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:56,600
AND MAKE IT SO GOVERNMENT

849
00:30:56,666 --> 00:30:58,366
CHANGES THINGS IN A WAY, WEIRD

850
00:30:58,433 --> 00:31:00,100
SYMBOLIC POLITICS FILLS THE

851
00:31:00,166 --> 00:31:00,800
GAPS.

852
00:31:00,866 --> 00:31:01,933
NOTHING HAS ANY CONSEQUENCES.

853
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:02,933
YOU MIGHT HAVE PEOPLE OUT THERE

854
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,866
WHO ARE SAYING I DON'T LIKE THE

855
00:31:04,933 --> 00:31:05,733
JEWISH SPACE LASERS BUT I DO

856
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,733
LIKE THERE'S A NEW ROAD TO MY

857
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,533
HOUSE.

858
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,566
FOR A LONG TIME IN AMERICAN

859
00:31:10,633 --> 00:31:12,933
POLITICS THE WAY YOU WOULD

860
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,366
CHANGE MAJORITIES AS GOVERNING,

861
00:31:14,433 --> 00:31:15,366
THEY GOT HEALTH CARE THROUGH

862
00:31:15,433 --> 00:31:16,866
MEDICARE, THEY GOT THE NEW DEAL,

863
00:31:16,933 --> 00:31:18,833
THEY LIKE REAGAN TAX CUTS, WHEN

864
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:19,666
GOVERNMENT STOPS BEING ABLE TO

865
00:31:19,733 --> 00:31:20,800
MOVE QUICKLY ARE MUCH MORE

866
00:31:20,866 --> 00:31:22,666
WORRIED ABOUT THIS THAN I AM

867
00:31:22,733 --> 00:31:23,266
WORRIED ABOUT UNPOPULAR THINGS

868
00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,933
GETTING REVERSED.

869
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,666
WHEN GOVERNMENT BECOMES PEOPLE

870
00:31:27,733 --> 00:31:29,733
FIGHTING, NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU

871
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:30,533
BELIEVE.

872
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,200
BELIEVE IN SPACE LASERS, BELIEVE

873
00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:32,466
THE SNOW.

874
00:31:32,533 --> 00:31:33,866
>> Bill: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY

875
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:34,166
NEED TO?

876
00:31:34,233 --> 00:31:35,833
THEY TRY TO GET RID OF EARMARKS.

877
00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:38,366
>> THEY ARE BRINGING THEM BACK.

878
00:31:38,433 --> 00:31:40,500
>> Bill: LITTLE BRIBES, THAT'S

879
00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:44,433
HOW THINGS GET DONE.

880
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:46,833
WATCH SPIELBERG'S "LINCOLN."

881
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:49,933
HOW TO GET THE 13TH AMENDMENT

882
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:50,600
PASSED?

883
00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:50,833
BRIBES.

884
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:52,033
YOU'RE LAUGHING BUT YOU KNOW

885
00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:52,966
IT'S TRUE, YOU HAVE TO PROMISE

886
00:31:53,033 --> 00:31:56,166
PEOPLE LITTLE THINGS.

887
00:31:56,233 --> 00:31:59,966
>> EARMARKS AREN'T BRIBES,

888
00:32:00,033 --> 00:32:01,166
EARMARKS ARE CONGRESSIONALLY

889
00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:01,566
DIRECTED SPENDING.

890
00:32:01,633 --> 00:32:04,766
>> Bill: YEAH, LIKE FOR THE

891
00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:05,533
MUSEUM, IT'S OFTEN FOR NOTHING.

892
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,733
>> THEY HAVE TO BE ABLE TO BE

893
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:07,966
DEBATED.

894
00:32:08,033 --> 00:32:12,833
>IF YOU WANT SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS

895
00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:13,933
YOUR STATE SAYING WE NEED THIS

896
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,733
BRIDGE OR DO YOU WANT SOMEBODY

897
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,600
IN A CUBICLE WHO'S NEVER BEEN TO

898
00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:18,533
MONTANA OR CALIFORNIA TO SEE

899
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,700
YOUR SOLAR PANELS?

900
00:32:20,766 --> 00:32:22,400
>> Bill: I SAW MIKE LINDELL IS

901
00:32:22,466 --> 00:32:25,400
IN THE NEWS, SHOW HIS PICTURE,

902
00:32:25,466 --> 00:32:26,066
HE'S THE MY PILLOW GUY.

903
00:32:26,133 --> 00:32:30,566
THEY COULD TRUMP SUPPORTER AND A

904
00:32:30,633 --> 00:32:32,166
SUPER CHRISTIAN CONSPIRACY

905
00:32:32,233 --> 00:32:33,166
THEORISTS, FORMER CRACKHEAD, I'M

906
00:32:33,233 --> 00:32:34,666
NOT SAYING THAT AS A SLAM OR A

907
00:32:34,733 --> 00:32:38,766
SLUR, HE IS VERY HONEST ABOUT I

908
00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:39,433
IT.

909
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,900
HE REFORMED HIS LIFE, VERY GOOD.

910
00:32:40,966 --> 00:32:45,166
[APPLAUSE]

911
00:32:45,233 --> 00:32:47,466
LOOK HOW EASY IT IS TO GET THEM

912
00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:50,366
TO APPLAUD.

913
00:32:50,433 --> 00:32:52,366
HE'S BEING SUED BY THE DOMINION

914
00:32:52,433 --> 00:32:55,400
VOTING MACHINE COMPANY FOR

915
00:32:55,466 --> 00:32:56,166
$1.3 BILLION BECAUSE HE KEEPS

916
00:32:56,233 --> 00:32:58,000
CLAIMING THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED

917
00:32:58,066 --> 00:32:58,666
AND PHONY.

918
00:32:58,733 --> 00:32:59,633
APPARENTLY HE'S NOT GOING TO GO

919
00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:00,933
AWAY, WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A

920
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,566
VERY GOOD WEEK TO DO 24 THINGS

921
00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:05,966
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE MY

922
00:33:06,033 --> 00:33:06,733
PILLOW GUY.

923
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,266
24 THINGS.

924
00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:10,366
I ONLY SWITCHED OVER TO

925
00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:11,066
MYPILLOW AFTER MYCOCKSOCK DIDN'T

926
00:33:11,133 --> 00:33:16,133
TAKE OFF.

927
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,066
[LAUGHTER]

928
00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:18,700
IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS VOTED

929
00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:19,800
"MOST LIKELY TO SELL A SACK OF

930
00:33:19,866 --> 00:33:25,100
FOAM TO IDIOTS."

931
00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:25,366
[LAUGHTER]

932
00:33:25,433 --> 00:33:26,066
I NO LONGER DO DRUGS.

933
00:33:26,133 --> 00:33:29,900
I JUST SOUND LIKE I DO.

934
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:30,166
[LAUGHTER]

935
00:33:30,233 --> 00:33:31,433
[APPLAUSE]

936
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:32,600
I TOOK THE "MASTERMIND" OUT OF

937
00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:37,633
"CRIMINAL MASTERMIND."

938
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:37,900
[LAUGHTER]

939
00:33:37,966 --> 00:33:38,600
WHEN I WAS A CRACK

940
00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:39,833
ADDICT, I KNEW I'D HIT ROCK

941
00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:40,566
BOTTOM WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT

942
00:33:40,633 --> 00:33:47,366
SELLING MY BOTTOM FOR A ROCK.

943
00:33:47,433 --> 00:33:47,633
[LAUGHTER]

944
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:48,766
IT'S A JOKE.

945
00:33:48,833 --> 00:33:50,000
I'M A CHRISTIAN, AND THE BIBLE

946
00:33:50,066 --> 00:33:50,633
SAYS HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN.

947
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:51,666
BUT SOMETIMES A GUY'S GOTTA

948
00:33:51,733 --> 00:33:57,200
SCORE AN EIGHT BALL.

949
00:33:57,266 --> 00:33:58,133
AGAIN, WE'RE JUST KIDDING.

950
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,233
IF HE DIDN'T DO THAT, WE'RE JUST

951
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:01,300
MAKING JOKES.

952
00:34:01,366 --> 00:34:02,466
MIKE PENCE SAYS MY PILLOWS ARE

953
00:34:02,533 --> 00:34:06,066
HIS FAVORITE TO BITE.

954
00:34:06,133 --> 00:34:06,333
[LAUGHTER]

955
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,500
I'M AN EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN.

956
00:34:07,566 --> 00:34:08,233
AND IF YOU WERE A DIPSHIT WHO

957
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:08,866
MADE $300 MILLION SELLING

958
00:34:08,933 --> 00:34:09,800
PILLOWS, YOU'D BELIEVE IN GOD,

959
00:34:09,866 --> 00:34:17,600
TOO.

960
00:34:17,666 --> 00:34:18,133
[LAUGHTER]

961
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,966
WE KID WITH GOOD GRACE AND HUMOR

962
00:34:21,033 --> 00:34:25,566
AND IT'S ALL WITH LOVE.

963
00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:28,500
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT COVID NOW,

964
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:32,833
CAN WE BE A LITTLE HAPPY ABOUT

965
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:38,933
WHERE WE ARE NOW COVID WISE?

966
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,966
THEY REALLY DON'T WANT YOU -- I

967
00:34:42,033 --> 00:34:44,333
THINK IT'S COUNTERPRODUCTIVE, I

968
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,266
REALLY DO.

969
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:47,566
THE CONSTANT GLOOM, IT'S ALWAYS

970
00:34:47,633 --> 00:34:49,633
A NEW STRAIN FROM SATAN COMING.

971
00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:52,933
WE ARE COMING UP ON ONE YEAR OF

972
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,733
SHIT AND I'M SORRY, CAN I QUOTE

973
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,933
DR. MARTY MAKARY, SURGEON AND

974
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,900
PROFESSOR OF HEALTH POLICY AT

975
00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:02,500
JOHNS HOPKINS SAYS OF THE

976
00:35:02,566 --> 00:35:04,233
CURRENT TRAJECTORY I EXPECT

977
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:06,200
COVID WILL BE MOSTLY GONE BY

978
00:35:06,266 --> 00:35:07,533
APRIL ALLOWING AMERICANS TO

979
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,033
RESUME NORMAL LIFE.

980
00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:12,233
I DON'T KNOW WHO DR. MARTY

981
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,300
MAKARY IS AND I DON'T CARE, I

982
00:35:14,366 --> 00:35:20,833
LOVE HIM, I THINK HE IS RIGHT.

983
00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:21,400
HE'S A PROFESSOR, WHATEVER,

984
00:35:21,466 --> 00:35:23,233
WHOEVER THE FUCK HE IS, I LOVE

985
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:24,966
HIM.

986
00:35:25,033 --> 00:35:29,100
SIX WEEKS AGO, IT WAS 300,000

987
00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:32,066
CASES, NOW IT'S DOWN TO 50,000,

988
00:35:32,133 --> 00:35:33,666
THE VACCINES ARE WORKING,

989
00:35:33,733 --> 00:35:34,700
JOHNSON & JOHNSON IS COMING ON

990
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,666
THE MARKET YOU GET IT RIGHT WITH

991
00:35:36,733 --> 00:35:40,233
YOUR PIMPLE CREAM I GUESS AT THE

992
00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:41,000
MARKET.

993
00:35:41,066 --> 00:35:42,800
BY SUMMER, THEY'RE GOING TO BE

994
00:35:42,866 --> 00:35:43,433
GIVING THIS SHIT AWAY, THERE'S

995
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:47,333
PROBABLY GOING TO BE MORE THAN

996
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,533
ENOUGH.

997
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,166
IN FIVE WEEKS' TIME BY THE END

998
00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:52,466
OF MARCH, WE WILL PROBABLY

999
00:35:52,533 --> 00:35:55,833
VACCINATE 150 MILLION PEOPLE.

1000
00:35:55,900 --> 00:36:00,033
IS THAT THE WRONG APPROACH TO

1001
00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:02,033
SAY -- BECAUSE OTHERWISE I THINK

1002
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:03,900
PEOPLE GO "WHAT'S THE POINT OF

1003
00:36:03,966 --> 00:36:04,700
EVEN TRYING, IF WE ARE ALWAYS

1004
00:36:04,766 --> 00:36:10,633
GOING TO BE LIVING WITH IT."

1005
00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,166
MASKS FOREVER, I DON'T WANT TO

1006
00:36:12,233 --> 00:36:13,600
WEAR A MASK FOREVER, THAT'S NOT

1007
00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,333
HEALTHY EITHER -- I GUESS WE

1008
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,266
HAVE TO DO IT, BREATHING OR

1009
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:21,033
STALE AIR, NOT HEALTHY.

1010
00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:22,800
I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A MASK

1011
00:36:22,866 --> 00:36:24,733
FOREVER.

1012
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,366
>> I'VE BEEN WRITING THE MOST

1013
00:36:26,433 --> 00:36:27,633
PESSIMISTIC COLUMNS FOR A YEAR,

1014
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:29,566
YOU CAN SEE THIS PIECE I DID IN

1015
00:36:29,633 --> 00:36:30,166
"THE NEW YORK TIMES" ABOUT HOW

1016
00:36:30,233 --> 00:36:33,000
THESE WERE GOING TO BE A PERIOD

1017
00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,966
OF BEFORE THE VACCINES COME.

1018
00:36:35,033 --> 00:36:37,366
I THINK PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO BE

1019
00:36:37,433 --> 00:36:38,366
CAUGHT WRONG AND OPTIMISTIC BUT

1020
00:36:38,433 --> 00:36:39,700
I AM FEELING MORE OPTIMISTIC FOR

1021
00:36:39,766 --> 00:36:41,766
THREE REASONS.

1022
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:44,000
WHEN I WROTE THAT, WHEN THESE

1023
00:36:44,066 --> 00:36:45,966
STRAINS WERE EXPLODING IN THE

1024
00:36:46,033 --> 00:36:46,766
U.K. AND PORTUGAL AND DENMARK

1025
00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:48,166
AND SOUTH AFRICA, YOU LOOK AT

1026
00:36:48,233 --> 00:36:49,700
THE NUMBERS LIKE OH, MY GOD,

1027
00:36:49,766 --> 00:36:50,833
COME UP BETWEEN HERE AND THE

1028
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,566
VACCINES IS GOING TO BE A PERIOD

1029
00:36:52,633 --> 00:36:53,566
OF UNBELIEVABLE DEATH AND

1030
00:36:53,633 --> 00:36:54,266
DESTRUCTION AND OTHER STRAINS

1031
00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:56,766
STRAINS ARE UNDER CONTROL.

1032
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:58,733
WE COULD BE WRONG IN THREE WEEKS

1033
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,233
IF THE FACTS CHANGE, I'LL CHANGE

1034
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:00,666
MY MIND.

1035
00:37:00,733 --> 00:37:03,066
THEY ARE DOWN IN THE U.K., DOWN

1036
00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:05,066
IN PORTUGAL, DOWN TO

1037
00:37:05,133 --> 00:37:06,266
SOUTH AFRICA, MEANWHILE THE

1038
00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:09,966
VACCINES ARE UNBELIEVABLY

1039
00:37:10,033 --> 00:37:12,466
EFFECTIVE, THE PFIZER, MODERNA,

1040
00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:13,033
JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND

1041
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,100
ASTRAZENECA TRIALS, NOT ONE

1042
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:18,800
SIGNAL PERSON WAS HOSPITALIZED

1043
00:37:18,866 --> 00:37:20,533
OR DIED, THOSE ARE

1044
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,600
EXTRAORDINARY.

1045
00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:22,366
AND AMERICA HAVING DONE

1046
00:37:22,433 --> 00:37:23,866
EVERYTHING WRONG FOR A YEAR, WE

1047
00:37:23,933 --> 00:37:25,000
DID TERRIBLE JOB ON A LOT OF

1048
00:37:25,066 --> 00:37:27,666
STUFF FOR A YEAR, WE ACTUALLY

1049
00:37:27,733 --> 00:37:28,933
HAVE THE BEST VACCINATION

1050
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:29,600
PROGRAM OF ANY MAJOR COUNTRY

1051
00:37:29,666 --> 00:37:33,433
SAFE MAY BE THE U.K. IN THE

1052
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:34,466
WORLD.

1053
00:37:34,533 --> 00:37:35,733
WE COULD REALLY BE IN AN

1054
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,533
EXTRAORDINARY PLACE IN 60 DAYS.

1055
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,266
THERE ARE ALWAYS THINGS THAT

1056
00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:43,100
COULD GO WRONG, WE GET ENOUGH 65

1057
00:37:43,166 --> 00:37:44,766
AND OVER FOLKS VACCINATED WHICH

1058
00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:45,933
IS HAPPENING REAL QUICK AND

1059
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,500
PEOPLE WITH COMORBIDITIES.

1060
00:37:46,566 --> 00:37:51,033
THE LEVEL OF RISK IN 60 DAYS,

1061
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,133
100 DAYS BY SUMMER.

1062
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,200
IT'S NOT GOING TO GO TO ZERO --

1063
00:37:55,266 --> 00:37:57,066
>> Bill: AND WE CAN'T EXPECT

1064
00:37:57,133 --> 00:37:57,266
IT TO.

1065
00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:59,133
>> WE CAN GO TO SOMETHING WHERE

1066
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,000
YOU CAN HAVE A NORMAL LIFE

1067
00:38:01,066 --> 00:38:01,200
AGAIN.

1068
00:38:01,266 --> 00:38:05,800
GET VACCINATED.

1069
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:06,900
>> Bill: PEOPLE CANNOT EXPECT

1070
00:38:06,966 --> 00:38:10,566
NUMBERS TO EVER GO TO ZERO, LIFE

1071
00:38:10,633 --> 00:38:11,866
IS A ROUGH GAME, IT IS.

1072
00:38:11,933 --> 00:38:18,866
NONE OF US GETS OUT OF IT ALIVE.

1073
00:38:18,933 --> 00:38:20,266
>> THINGS ARE MOVING VERY WELL

1074
00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:25,600
AND WE NEED TO RECOGNIZE THAT.

1075
00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:27,300
WE NEED TO THINK FROM A MEDICAL

1076
00:38:27,366 --> 00:38:28,600
STANDPOINT, I'M A FARMER, NOT A

1077
00:38:28,666 --> 00:38:30,400
DOCTOR, THERE ARE THINGS THAT

1078
00:38:30,466 --> 00:38:31,133
COULD GO WRONG.

1079
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,366
WHAT THEY ARE SAYING IS CONTINUE

1080
00:38:32,433 --> 00:38:34,033
TO WEAR THE MASK, SOCIAL

1081
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:35,533
DISTANCE, USE GOOD HYGIENE, WE

1082
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,866
ARE HEADED IN THE RIGHT

1083
00:38:37,933 --> 00:38:38,600
DIRECTION.

1084
00:38:38,666 --> 00:38:40,166
I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY THAT'S NOT

1085
00:38:40,233 --> 00:38:40,933
JUST SICK OF THIS VIRUS AND THEY

1086
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,366
WANT TO GET IT BEHIND US BUT

1087
00:38:44,433 --> 00:38:45,566
THERE ARE GOOD SIGNS OUT THERE.

1088
00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:47,100
WHEN I FLEW IN THE PLANE IT WAS

1089
00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:48,366
TWO-THIRDS FULL AND IT WAS A BIG

1090
00:38:48,433 --> 00:38:50,166
PLANE COME I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT

1091
00:38:50,233 --> 00:38:52,566
SINCE FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR.

1092
00:38:52,633 --> 00:38:54,533
THINGS ARE MOVING IN THE RIGHT

1093
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,333
DIRECTION, I THINK WE SHOULD

1094
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:56,566
APPLAUD.

1095
00:38:56,633 --> 00:38:57,600
>> Bill: I DON'T KNOW WHAT

1096
00:38:57,666 --> 00:38:59,700
THEY WERE DOING ON THE PLANES

1097
00:38:59,766 --> 00:39:02,933
BUT I MADE FUN OF THAT, I SAID

1098
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,166
WHY CAN I GET ON A PLANE

1099
00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:07,800
BREATHING RIGHT NEXT TO THE GUY,

1100
00:39:07,866 --> 00:39:13,800
HIS RECYCLED COUGHS AND FARTS

1101
00:39:13,866 --> 00:39:15,333
AND I CAN'T GO TO A BASEBALL

1102
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,200
GAME AND SIT OUTSIDE WHERE IT'S

1103
00:39:17,266 --> 00:39:18,366
HEALTHIER, 3 FEET AWAY FROM

1104
00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:18,700
SOMEBODY ELSE?

1105
00:39:18,766 --> 00:39:19,966
THEY MUST BE SCRUBBING THE AIR

1106
00:39:20,033 --> 00:39:21,566
ON THOSE PLANES BECAUSE I NEVER

1107
00:39:21,633 --> 00:39:22,266
HEAR OF SOMETHING GOING WRONG ON

1108
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:27,000
A PLANE, WHY CAN'T WE DO THAT

1109
00:39:27,066 --> 00:39:28,033
ANYWHERE?

1110
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:29,633
>> IT'S THE VENTILATION SYSTEM.

1111
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,766
>> Bill: ONLY AVAILABLE AT

1112
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:34,200
30,000 FEET?

1113
00:39:34,266 --> 00:39:37,033
>> PLANES ARE SMALL, THERE'S NOT

1114
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:37,666
THAT MUCH AIR.

1115
00:39:37,733 --> 00:39:38,600
>> Bill: IT'S BEYOND OUR

1116
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:41,500
TECHNOLOGICAL CAPABILITY?

1117
00:39:41,566 --> 00:39:43,100
>> IT'S INFRASTRUCTURE SPENDING,

1118
00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:47,500
A BUNCH OF THE MONEY, THERE'S

1119
00:39:47,566 --> 00:39:48,566
$130 BILLION TO RETROFIT

1120
00:39:48,633 --> 00:39:49,566
SCHOOLS, LOVE THAT IS

1121
00:39:49,633 --> 00:39:50,766
VENTILATION, WE COULD SPEND

1122
00:39:50,833 --> 00:39:53,166
MONEY TO MAKE THE WORLD SAFER.

1123
00:39:53,233 --> 00:39:54,466
POLICY CAN DO GOOD THINGS IF WE

1124
00:39:54,533 --> 00:39:56,200
DECIDE TO DO IT, THE PLANES HAVE

1125
00:39:56,266 --> 00:39:57,300
THE REASON TO DO IT AND THEY

1126
00:39:57,366 --> 00:39:58,433
HAVE THE MONEY TO SPEND.

1127
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,600
WE SHOULD HAVE A LOT MORE

1128
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:01,566
VENTILATED, NOT JUST FOR COVID,

1129
00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,033
AIR POLLUTION IS WAY WORSE THAN

1130
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:07,000
PEOPLE THINK ALL THE TIME.

1131
00:40:07,066 --> 00:40:08,966
WE CAN MAKE THE WORLD CLEANER,

1132
00:40:09,033 --> 00:40:10,233
PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO GET

1133
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,866
SICK -- LET'S SPEND SOME MONEY

1134
00:40:12,933 --> 00:40:13,466
ON VENTILATION.

1135
00:40:13,533 --> 00:40:14,166
>> Bill: SPEAKING OF SPENDING

1136
00:40:14,233 --> 00:40:17,800
MONEY, YOU ARE THE DEFENSE --

1137
00:40:17,866 --> 00:40:20,100
>> CHAIR OF THE DEFENSE

1138
00:40:20,166 --> 00:40:20,433
SUBCOMMITTEE.

1139
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:23,366
>> Bill: APPROPRIATIONS.

1140
00:40:23,433 --> 00:40:25,033
THAT'S A BIG JOB, VERY IMPORTANT

1141
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,966
FOR A LOT OF THE MONEY GOES.

1142
00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:29,366
MILITARY BUDGET CONGRESS JUST

1143
00:40:29,433 --> 00:40:31,166
PASSED, 50% HIGHER THAN THE

1144
00:40:31,233 --> 00:40:31,933
COLD WAR AVERAGE WHEN WE WERE IN

1145
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,500
AN ARMS RACE.

1146
00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:36,666
ALL TOLD THE U.S. MILITARY

1147
00:40:36,733 --> 00:40:39,266
BUDGET IN 2019 EXCEEDED THE NEXT

1148
00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:42,533
TEN COUNTRIES DEFENSE BUDGETS

1149
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:42,966
COMBINED.

1150
00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:45,933
I'VE BEEN ON THIS FOR 25 YEARS.

1151
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,766
>> YOU'RE GOOD AT IT.

1152
00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:49,733
>> Bill: IT'S JUST TERRIBLE.

1153
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,233
THE F-35, WE SPENT $1.7 TRILLION

1154
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:56,066
ON THIS THING FOR 20 YEARS

1155
00:40:56,133 --> 00:40:57,200
TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING AND

1156
00:40:57,266 --> 00:40:59,333
NOW WE REALIZE IT WILL NEVER BE

1157
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,500
A THING, THE F-35.

1158
00:41:02,566 --> 00:41:03,166
WE JUST BOMBED SYRIA AND WE

1159
00:41:03,233 --> 00:41:07,300
DIDN'T USE IT.

1160
00:41:07,366 --> 00:41:09,500
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO REPLACE THE

1161
00:41:09,566 --> 00:41:09,933
F-16, IT'S A TURKEY.

1162
00:41:10,033 --> 00:41:14,066
I FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS, THAT'S

1163
00:41:14,133 --> 00:41:20,166
1.7 TRILLION -- SO OUR PENTAGON

1164
00:41:20,233 --> 00:41:22,200
BUDGET IS SO BLOATED AND WE CAN

1165
00:41:22,266 --> 00:41:23,600
PLACE THE TERM DEFENSE I THINK

1166
00:41:23,666 --> 00:41:26,000
WITH DEFENSE CONTRACTORS.

1167
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:28,933
A LOT OF THIS MONEY IS GOING TO

1168
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:29,966
DEFENSE CONTRACTORS.

1169
00:41:30,033 --> 00:41:33,900
IT'S SOCIALISM FOR DEFENSE

1170
00:41:33,966 --> 00:41:35,100
CONTRACTORS, IT'S NOT REALLY

1171
00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:36,633
MAKING US SAFER, IT'S NOT

1172
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:38,800
UP-TO-DATE ON WHAT THE THREATS

1173
00:41:38,866 --> 00:41:41,666
ARE.

1174
00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:42,733
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1175
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:43,400
ARGUE, SENATOR JON TESTER, GOING

1176
00:41:43,466 --> 00:41:47,133
TO BE THE ONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO

1177
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,800
ABIDE BY WHAT EISENHOWER SAID

1178
00:41:49,866 --> 00:41:51,000
WHEN HE LEFT ABOUT THE

1179
00:41:51,066 --> 00:41:51,633
MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX AND

1180
00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:56,900
TAKE THEM ON?

1181
00:41:56,966 --> 00:41:58,533
>> SURE.

1182
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,766
IT'S ABOUT ACCOUNTABILITY.

1183
00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:01,300
THERE ISN'T ANYBODY IN THIS ROOM

1184
00:42:01,366 --> 00:42:02,100
OR ANYBODY WATCHING THIS SHOW

1185
00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:03,100
WHO DOESN'T WANT THIS COUNTRY TO

1186
00:42:03,166 --> 00:42:06,266
BE SAFE, THEY WANTED TO BE SAFE.

1187
00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:07,533
THE QUESTION IS ARE WE SPENDING

1188
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,833
THE MONEY IN THE RIGHT PLACE TO

1189
00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:11,066
KEEP THIS COUNTRY SAFE?

1190
00:42:11,133 --> 00:42:13,933
YOU SAY NO AND YOU MAY BE

1191
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:14,166
CORRECT.

1192
00:42:14,233 --> 00:42:17,900
IT'S UP TO PEOPLE LIKE ME TO ASK

1193
00:42:17,966 --> 00:42:18,900
QUESTIONS AND HOLD PEOPLE

1194
00:42:18,966 --> 00:42:20,500
ACCOUNTABLE AND MAKE SURE THESE

1195
00:42:20,566 --> 00:42:22,733
DOLLARS ARE SPENT IN A WAY THAT

1196
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,500
TRULY IS GETTING THE BIGGEST

1197
00:42:23,566 --> 00:42:25,366
BANG FOR THE TAXPAYER.

1198
00:42:25,433 --> 00:42:27,300
BILL WOULD SAY WE ARE WASTING A

1199
00:42:27,366 --> 00:42:29,400
LOT OF DOUGH FOR 25 YEARS.

1200
00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:31,133
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET THESE

1201
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,766
FOLKS IN FRONT OF ME AND I WANT

1202
00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:35,900
TO GET FOLKS FROM THE OUTSIDE

1203
00:42:35,966 --> 00:42:37,066
SAYING THIS IS WHY THEY ARE

1204
00:42:37,133 --> 00:42:38,133
RIGHT OR THEY ARE WRONG BUT THIS

1205
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,933
MONEY NEEDS TO BE SPENT.

1206
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,300
YOU MAKE GOOD DECISIONS BASED ON

1207
00:42:43,366 --> 00:42:44,033
GOOD INFORMATION AND IF I'M ABLE

1208
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:51,933
TO GET GOOD INFORMATION, WE WILL

1209
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,800
CHECK AT THE WAIST IS THERE.

1210
00:42:52,866 --> 00:42:54,333
>> DO YOU THINK WE WOULD BE

1211
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,200
SAFER OR LESS SAFE IF WE TOOK

1212
00:42:56,266 --> 00:42:57,033
HALF THE MONEY WE SPENT ON

1213
00:42:57,100 --> 00:43:00,000
PLANES AND PUT 25 THAT MONEY

1214
00:43:00,066 --> 00:43:00,633
FROM CYBERSECURITY, THEY AREN'T

1215
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:04,400
GOING TO COME AT US FROM THE AI

1216
00:43:04,466 --> 00:43:04,566
AIR.

1217
00:43:04,633 --> 00:43:04,833
[APPLAUSE]

1218
00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:06,666
>> Bill: WE ARE JUST FIGHTING

1219
00:43:06,733 --> 00:43:09,100
THE LAST WAR, WE ARE FIGHTING

1220
00:43:09,166 --> 00:43:10,100
THREE WARS AGO, WE ARE FIGHTING

1221
00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:11,933
THE SOVIET UNION IN 1970.

1222
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,266
>> WE NEVER END ANY OF THE WARS

1223
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:17,700
WE ARE STILL FIGHTING, WE ARE

1224
00:43:17,766 --> 00:43:18,500
STILL IN AFGHANISTAN.

1225
00:43:18,566 --> 00:43:19,133
>> Bill: THAT'S WHAT TRUMP

1226
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:24,000
SAYS, OH, MY GOSH.

1227
00:43:24,066 --> 00:43:25,933
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T GO BY HE

1228
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,266
SAID, HE MUST BE WRONG BECAUSE

1229
00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:28,833
OF THE SAME THING -- LET'S GO BY

1230
00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:31,533
WHAT IDEAS ARE RIGHT.

1231
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,700
>> THE TRUTH IS I'VE HAD THIS

1232
00:43:33,766 --> 00:43:36,100
CHAIRMANSHIP FOR TWO WEEKS AND

1233
00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:37,900
THE POINT YOU MAKE IS ABSENTLY

1234
00:43:37,966 --> 00:43:38,533
SPOT ON.

1235
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,700
WE NEED TO BE PREPARED FOR THE

1236
00:43:39,766 --> 00:43:41,366
NEXT WAR, NOT THE LAST ONE AND I

1237
00:43:41,433 --> 00:43:43,133
COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE, WE

1238
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,733
NEED TO TAKE A LOOK AT

1239
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,633
CYBERSECURITY AND MAKE SURE

1240
00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:48,300
WHERE WE NEED TO BE IN THE WORLD

1241
00:43:48,366 --> 00:43:49,266
STAGE TO BE ABLE TO KEEP THE

1242
00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:52,233
COUNTRY SAFE.

1243
00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:53,866
>> Bill: CAN I AND THE TIME WE

1244
00:43:53,933 --> 00:43:55,800
HAVE LEFT TALK A LITTLE BIT

1245
00:43:55,866 --> 00:43:56,533
ABOUT SOMETHING I DID NOT WANT

1246
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:02,166
TO TALK ABOUT -- IT'S TRUMP.

1247
00:44:02,233 --> 00:44:04,333
AFTER HE LOST, PEOPLE WOULD KEEP

1248
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,766
COMING UP TO ME AND SAYING AND I

1249
00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:07,600
WOULD SAY HE IS GONE, STOP

1250
00:44:07,666 --> 00:44:08,200
OBSESSING COME I DON'T WANT TO

1251
00:44:08,266 --> 00:44:12,966
TALK ABOUT HIM.

1252
00:44:13,033 --> 00:44:16,466
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1253
00:44:16,533 --> 00:44:18,100
KNOWING WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN

1254
00:44:18,166 --> 00:44:24,966
THIS WEEK AT CPAC, I MUST BRING

1255
00:44:25,033 --> 00:44:26,433
THIS UP, THE SHARK IS NOT GONE,

1256
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:29,533
WE NEED A BIGGER BOAT.

1257
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,266
THE SHARK WENT OUT TO SEA FOR A

1258
00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:33,100
WHILE, IT'S GOING TO COME BACK

1259
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:38,900
AND EAT MORE PEOPLE ON THE SHOR

1260
00:44:38,966 --> 00:44:39,100
SHORE.

1261
00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:42,166
HE IS GOING TO SAY SUNDAY THAT

1262
00:44:42,233 --> 00:44:43,466
HE IS THE PRESUMPTIVE NOMINEE

1263
00:44:43,533 --> 00:44:48,200
FOR 2024, NO ONE IS GOING TO

1264
00:44:48,266 --> 00:44:49,900
OPPOSE HIM.

1265
00:44:49,966 --> 00:44:51,366
THERE ARE NINE PANELS AT THE

1266
00:44:51,433 --> 00:44:52,533
CPAC CONVENTION ALL ABOUT HOW

1267
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:53,833
THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN FROM A

1268
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:57,000
NUN ABOUT IT WAS LOST.

1269
00:44:57,066 --> 00:44:59,300
THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE.

1270
00:44:59,366 --> 00:45:01,566
IF YOU THINK 2024 IS NOT GOING

1271
00:45:01,633 --> 00:45:03,166
TO BE A NAIL-BITER OR HE ISN'T

1272
00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:04,300
GOING TO BE THE NOMINEE, I THINK

1273
00:45:04,366 --> 00:45:08,000
YOU'RE BEING NAIVE.

1274
00:45:08,066 --> 00:45:10,933
>> I AGREE WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT

1275
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,366
100%, HE'S ABSOLUTE THE FRONT

1276
00:45:12,433 --> 00:45:15,033
RUNNER RIGHT NOW AND MAY WELL BE

1277
00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:16,833
THEIR NOMINEE IN 2024 I DON'T

1278
00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:17,700
THINK THERE'S ANY DOUBT ABOUT

1279
00:45:17,766 --> 00:45:17,866
IT.

1280
00:45:17,933 --> 00:45:19,900
TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT MITCH

1281
00:45:19,966 --> 00:45:21,833
McCONNELL SAID AFTER THE

1282
00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:26,300
IMPEACHMENT, HE RAILED ON HIM,

1283
00:45:26,366 --> 00:45:27,033
YESTERDAY HE SAID HE'S A NOMINEE

1284
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:33,300
I'M VOTING FOR HIM.

1285
00:45:33,366 --> 00:45:35,933
>> Bill: YES, HE SAID HE WAS

1286
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,166
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RIOT AND

1287
00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:38,566
IMMORAL AND NOW HE'S GOING TO

1288
00:45:38,633 --> 00:45:38,933
VOTE FOR HIM.

1289
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,066
>> I WILL SAY THIS FOREVER, THE

1290
00:45:42,133 --> 00:45:43,066
PROBLEM IS NOT DONALD TRUMP, IT

1291
00:45:43,133 --> 00:45:43,900
IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY THAT

1292
00:45:43,966 --> 00:45:46,600
ENABLES HIM.

1293
00:45:46,666 --> 00:45:50,033
IT IS MITCH McCONNELL, IT IS

1294
00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:51,433
ALL OF THESE FOLKS THAT COME IN

1295
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:55,866
AND DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO

1296
00:45:55,933 --> 00:45:58,466
SAY EVEN JUST YOU ARE BAD FOR

1297
00:45:58,533 --> 00:46:00,866
THE PARTY AND YOU HAVE TO GO --

1298
00:46:00,933 --> 00:46:02,166
STEVE SCALISE COME ALL THESE

1299
00:46:02,233 --> 00:46:04,200
PEOPLE WHO WALK AROUND D.C. IN A

1300
00:46:04,266 --> 00:46:07,000
SUIT AND TIE AND ON NORMAL

1301
00:46:07,066 --> 00:46:09,066
REPUBLICANS ARE THE ONES

1302
00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:09,733
ENABLING HIM.

1303
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,066
AND AT SOME POINT THIS IS WHAT

1304
00:46:12,133 --> 00:46:13,500
HISTORY SHOWS OVER AND OVER AND

1305
00:46:13,566 --> 00:46:15,433
OVER AGAIN, THE ESTABLISHMENT OF

1306
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:16,166
THE RIGHT-WING PARTY WILL WILL

1307
00:46:16,233 --> 00:46:20,166
NOT STAND UP TO THE DEMAGOGUE

1308
00:46:20,233 --> 00:46:22,566
PLAYERS WHO TAKE IT OVER, YOUR

1309
00:46:22,633 --> 00:46:24,900
DEMOCRACY IS AT RISK OF GENUINE

1310
00:46:24,966 --> 00:46:25,533
COLLAPSE.

1311
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,400
>> Bill: THE TWO WINGS OF THE

1312
00:46:26,466 --> 00:46:28,766
PARTY THAT I CAN SEE OUR TRUMP

1313
00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:30,366
AND THEN THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO

1314
00:46:30,433 --> 00:46:33,133
TAKE HIS VOTERS, WHO WANT TO BE

1315
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,466
HIS SUCCESSOR.

1316
00:46:34,533 --> 00:46:35,133
THERE'S TED CRUZ AND JOSH HAWLEY

1317
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,066
AND NIKKI HALEY, THEY WANT TO BE

1318
00:46:37,133 --> 00:46:38,333
THE NOMINEE BUT THEY ARE NOT

1319
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,800
ABOUT TO GET RID OF HIS VOTERS.

1320
00:46:39,866 --> 00:46:43,800
THEY JUST WANT TO BE TRUMP'S

1321
00:46:43,866 --> 00:46:45,900
SUCCESSOR.

1322
00:46:45,966 --> 00:46:48,466
>> THERE IS ONE THING BEFORE THE

1323
00:46:48,533 --> 00:46:50,366
JAG WIRE EIGHT YOUR FACE TO SAY

1324
00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:51,800
I THINK A JAGUAR ISN'T GOING TO

1325
00:46:51,866 --> 00:46:53,733
EAT MY FACE COME AFTER WHEN YOU

1326
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,400
HAVE NO FACE AND YOU'VE ALREADY

1327
00:46:55,466 --> 00:46:56,600
GONE THROUGH THE CAPITAL

1328
00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:57,466
INSURRECTION AND SAY MAYBE NEXT

1329
00:46:57,533 --> 00:46:58,766
TIME IT WILL WORK OUT

1330
00:46:58,833 --> 00:46:59,100
DIFFERENTLY.

1331
00:46:59,166 --> 00:47:00,633
THEY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THIS,

1332
00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:03,366
THEY CAN'T KEEP IT IN CHECK.

1333
00:47:03,433 --> 00:47:07,500
[APPLAUSE]

1334
00:47:07,566 --> 00:47:07,966
>> Bill: LET'S NOT BE

1335
00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:12,900
INSENSITIVE TO THE FACELESS.

1336
00:47:12,966 --> 00:47:14,400
THANK YOU GUYS, YOU WERE

1337
00:47:14,466 --> 00:47:14,933
TERRIFIC.

1338
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,066
IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES,

1339
00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:20,266
EVERYBODY, NEW RULES.

1340
00:47:20,333 --> 00:47:21,666
NEW RULE: THE COLORADO MAN WHO

1341
00:47:21,733 --> 00:47:22,300
WAS FEEDING HIS KIDS LUNCH WHEN

1342
00:47:22,366 --> 00:47:24,066
A PIECE OF A BOEING 777 LANDED

1343
00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:25,500
IN HIS KITCHEN - MUST PROMISE

1344
00:47:25,566 --> 00:47:26,866
THE FIRST THING HE DID AFTER IT

1345
00:47:26,933 --> 00:47:27,900
CRASHED ONTO THE FLOOR WAS TURN

1346
00:47:27,966 --> 00:47:29,266
TO THEM AND SAY.'SEE WHAT

1347
00:47:29,333 --> 00:47:30,166
HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T FINISH

1348
00:47:30,233 --> 00:47:35,800
YOUR CARROTS?"

1349
00:47:35,866 --> 00:47:36,066
[LAUGHTER]

1350
00:47:36,133 --> 00:47:38,000
[APPLAUSE]

1351
00:47:38,066 --> 00:47:45,433
NEW RULE: SINCE AMERICANS LOVE

1352
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,333
CHALLENGES, THE ICE BUCKET

1353
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,433
CHALLENGE, THE CINNAMON

1354
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:48,700
CHALLENGE.

1355
00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:49,400
THEY MUST NOW TAKE

1356
00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:50,266
THE REDNECK HEADLINE CHALLENGE.

1357
00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:51,433
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME UP

1358
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:52,133
WITH A HEADLINE THAT'S MORE

1359
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,100
REDNECK THAN THIS ONE THAT RAN

1360
00:47:53,166 --> 00:47:54,466
IN AN ALABAMA NEWSPAPER THIS

1361
00:47:54,533 --> 00:47:56,266
WEEK: "TEEN REUNITED WITH PET

1362
00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:58,433
ROOSTER LOST AT ALABAMA CRACKER

1363
00:47:58,500 --> 00:47:59,566
BARREL AFTER CIVIL WAR

1364
00:47:59,633 --> 00:48:06,700
REENACTMENT."

1365
00:48:06,766 --> 00:48:09,366
[LAUGHTER]

1366
00:48:09,433 --> 00:48:09,633
[APPLAUSE]

1367
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:12,500
THAT'S REAL.

1368
00:48:12,566 --> 00:48:13,333
HERE'S MY ENTRY: "HUMPING

1369
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,400
COUSINS KNOCK OVER TIKI TORCH,

1370
00:48:14,466 --> 00:48:15,500
SET CONFEDERATE FLAG ABLAZE AND

1371
00:48:15,566 --> 00:48:16,333
CAUSE METH LAB EXPLOSION IN

1372
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,500
TRAILER PARK."

1373
00:48:17,566 --> 00:48:23,666
YOUR TURN!

1374
00:48:23,733 --> 00:48:25,066
NEW RULE: NOW THAT DAFT PUNK ARE

1375
00:48:25,133 --> 00:48:26,166
BREAKING UP, THEY HAVE TO PROVE

1376
00:48:26,233 --> 00:48:29,033
THAT THEY WERE EVER TOGETHER.

1377
00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:29,700
BECAUSE ALL WE EVER SAW WAS TWO

1378
00:48:29,766 --> 00:48:31,266
HELMETS.

1379
00:48:31,333 --> 00:48:33,200
THIS COULD BE THE DUDES WHO

1380
00:48:33,266 --> 00:48:34,233
RECORDED "GET LUCKY," OR IT

1381
00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:35,400
COULD BE TIM ALLEN AND KENNY G.

1382
00:48:35,466 --> 00:48:37,900
WE JUST DON'T KNOW.

1383
00:48:37,966 --> 00:48:39,933
IN FACT, ALL WE DO KNOW IS THAT

1384
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,833
THEY WERE BROKEN UP BY - ROBOT

1385
00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:48,600
YOKO ONO.

1386
00:48:48,666 --> 00:48:48,866
[LAUGHTER]

1387
00:48:48,933 --> 00:48:50,033
[APPLAUSE]

1388
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:51,366
NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO BREAK

1389
00:48:51,433 --> 00:48:52,100
IT TO EVERY MAN WHO LIVED

1390
00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:54,100
BETWEEN 1850 AND 1950 THAT HIS

1391
00:48:54,166 --> 00:48:58,000
WIFE WAS A LESBIAN.

1392
00:48:58,066 --> 00:48:59,466
I'M SORRY, MR. DUDLEY, BUT I'VE

1393
00:48:59,533 --> 00:49:01,433
SEEN ALL 87 OF THESE MOVIES AND

1394
00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:04,833
WHILE I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING

1395
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:05,466
OH, RUBBISH!

1396
00:49:05,533 --> 00:49:07,266
SHE'S JUST GONE OUT RIDING."

1397
00:49:07,333 --> 00:49:09,700
WEEEELL, NOT EXACTLY.

1398
00:49:09,766 --> 00:49:15,200
BUT IN A WAY, YES.

1399
00:49:15,266 --> 00:49:15,466
[LAUGHTER]

1400
00:49:15,533 --> 00:49:17,100
[APPLAUSE]

1401
00:49:17,166 --> 00:49:19,400
NEW RULE: NOW THAT A PACK OF

1402
00:49:19,466 --> 00:49:21,966
STRAY DOGS WITH BLUE FUR HAVE

1403
00:49:22,033 --> 00:49:23,666
BEEN FOUND NEAR AN ABANDONED

1404
00:49:23,733 --> 00:49:25,400
CHEMICAL PLANT IN RUSSIA, LET'S

1405
00:49:25,466 --> 00:49:26,566
PRETEND IT'S A NEW DESIGNER

1406
00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:30,033
BREED CALLED A "SMURF-A-POO" AND

1407
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:31,666
SELL IT TO WHITE FAMILIES IN THE

1408
00:49:31,733 --> 00:49:32,233
SUBURBS.

1409
00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:33,233
THEY'LL LOVE IT.

1410
00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:34,200
YOUR YOUNGEST CHILD WILL HAVE A

1411
00:49:34,266 --> 00:49:35,366
TRUSTED COMPANION, AND YOUR

1412
00:49:35,433 --> 00:49:36,600
DEPRESSED TEEN CAN LICK ITS FUR

1413
00:49:36,666 --> 00:49:44,266
AND HALLUCINATE.

1414
00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:44,533
[LAUGHTER]

1415
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,100
[APPLAUSE]

1416
00:49:47,166 --> 00:49:48,066
LIBERALS NEED A "STAND YOUR

1417
00:49:48,133 --> 00:49:48,800
GROUND" LAW.

1418
00:49:48,866 --> 00:49:50,633
FOR CANCEL CULTURE.

1419
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:52,400
SO THAT WHEN THE WOKE MOB COMES

1420
00:49:52,466 --> 00:49:53,266
AFTER YOU FOR SOME RIDICULOUS

1421
00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:54,333
OFFENSE YOU'LL STAND YOUR

1422
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,066
GROUND.

1423
00:49:57,133 --> 00:49:57,966
STOP APOLOGIZING - BECAUSE I

1424
00:49:58,033 --> 00:49:58,900
CAN'T KEEP UP ANYMORE WITH WHO'S

1425
00:49:58,966 --> 00:50:06,166
ON THE SHIT LIST.

1426
00:50:06,233 --> 00:50:10,200
[LAUGHTER]

1427
00:50:10,266 --> 00:50:11,166
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1428
00:50:11,233 --> 00:50:13,433
LATELY, REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN

1429
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:14,566
TRYING TO APPROPRIATE THE TERM

1430
00:50:14,633 --> 00:50:16,600
"CANCEL CULTURE" TO DESCRIBE

1431
00:50:16,666 --> 00:50:17,666
WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM WHEN THEY

1432
00:50:17,733 --> 00:50:20,033
GET A JUST COMEUPPANCE FOR

1433
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:21,366
ACTUAL CRIMES - AND THIS

1434
00:50:21,433 --> 00:50:23,033
MUDDYING THE WATER IS

1435
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:24,233
UNFORTUNATE BECAUSE CANCEL

1436
00:50:24,300 --> 00:50:26,066
CULTURE IS REAL, IT'S INSANE,

1437
00:50:26,133 --> 00:50:27,700
AND IT'S GROWING EXPONENTIALLY.

1438
00:50:27,766 --> 00:50:28,566
AND IT'S COMING TO A

1439
00:50:28,633 --> 00:50:31,000
NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU.

1440
00:50:31,066 --> 00:50:33,766
IF YOU THINK IT'S JUST FOR

1441
00:50:33,833 --> 00:50:34,800
CELEBRITIES, NO - IN AN ERA

1442
00:50:34,866 --> 00:50:35,866
WHERE EVERYONE IS ONLINE,

1443
00:50:35,933 --> 00:50:37,833
EVERYONE IS A "PUBLIC FIGURE."

1444
00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:39,133
IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALL TRAPPED IN

1445
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,200
"THE HILLS HAVE EYES.

1446
00:50:40,266 --> 00:50:43,900
AND WIFI."

1447
00:50:43,966 --> 00:50:47,733
TAKE MR. EMMANUEL CAFFERTY.

1448
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,633
HE IS - WAS - A SAN DIEGO GAS &

1449
00:50:49,700 --> 00:50:51,166
ELECTRIC WORKER, BUT HE GOT

1450
00:50:51,233 --> 00:50:52,400
FIRED BECAUSE SOMEONE REPORTED

1451
00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,000
HIM MAKING A "WHITE SUPREMACIST

1452
00:50:54,066 --> 00:50:55,800
HAND GESTURE" OUTSIDE THE WINDOW

1453
00:50:55,866 --> 00:50:57,733
OF HIS TRUCK.

1454
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,166
BUT HE'S NOT A WHITE

1455
00:50:59,233 --> 00:51:00,633
SUPREMACIST; HE'S LATINO.

1456
00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:07,433
AND HE WASN'T MAKING A HAND

1457
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:09,733
GESTURE, HE WAS PROBABLY JUST

1458
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:14,100
FLICKING A BOOGER.

1459
00:51:14,166 --> 00:51:15,333
IS THIS REALLY WHO WE WANT TO

1460
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,266
BECOME - A SOCIETY OF PHONY,

1461
00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:17,600
CLENCHED-ASSHOLED AVATARS,

1462
00:51:17,666 --> 00:51:18,233
WALKING ON EGGSHELLS, ALWAYS

1463
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:19,600
LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER ABOUT

1464
00:51:19,666 --> 00:51:21,300
GETTING RATTED OUT FOR SOMETHING

1465
00:51:21,366 --> 00:51:23,033
THAT ACTUALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO

1466
00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:25,833
WITH YOUR CHARACTER OR MORALS?

1467
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:27,033
THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU'VE

1468
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:28,200
EVER TEXTED, E MAILED, SEARCHED

1469
00:51:28,266 --> 00:51:29,500
FOR, TWEETED, BLOGGED, OR SAID

1470
00:51:29,566 --> 00:51:31,900
IN PASSING - OR NOW, EVEN, JUST

1471
00:51:31,966 --> 00:51:36,166
WITNESSED!

1472
00:51:36,233 --> 00:51:37,400
SOMEONE HAD A CONFEDERATE FLAG

1473
00:51:37,466 --> 00:51:41,133
IN THEIR DORM ROOM IN 1990 AND

1474
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,466
YOU DIDN'T DOOOO SOMETHING?

1475
00:51:44,533 --> 00:51:45,500
YOU LAUGHED AT A WOODY ALLEN

1476
00:51:45,566 --> 00:51:49,700
MOVIE?

1477
00:51:49,766 --> 00:51:49,966
[LAUGHTER]

1478
00:51:50,033 --> 00:51:50,900
ANDY WARHOL WAS WRONG - IN THE

1479
00:51:50,966 --> 00:51:52,033
FUTURE, EVERYONE WILL EXPERIENCE

1480
00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:53,266
NOT 15 MINUTES OF FAME, BUT 15

1481
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:56,733
MINUTES OF SHAME.

1482
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,266
62% OF AMERICANS SAY THEY HAVE

1483
00:51:58,333 --> 00:52:00,000
OPINIONS THEY'RE AFRAID TO

1484
00:52:00,066 --> 00:52:04,700
SHARE.

1485
00:52:04,766 --> 00:52:06,066
80% OF AMERICANS - YOUNG, OLD,

1486
00:52:06,133 --> 00:52:07,733
RICH, POOR, CONSERVATIVE,

1487
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,666
LIBERAL, WHITE, MINORITY - ALL

1488
00:52:10,733 --> 00:52:12,533
HATE THE CURRENT ATMOSPHERE OF

1489
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,466
HYPERSENSITIVITY.

1490
00:52:15,533 --> 00:52:16,900
YEAH, EVERYBODY HATES IT, AND NO

1491
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,833
ONE STANDS UP TO IT.

1492
00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:21,200
BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS THE SAFE

1493
00:52:21,266 --> 00:52:22,433
THING IS TO SWALLOW WHAT YOU

1494
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,666
REALLY THINK AND JUST JOIN THE

1495
00:52:23,733 --> 00:52:26,433
MOB.

1496
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:28,266
SO IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF JUSTIN

1497
00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:29,666
TIMBERLAKE OWES BRITNEY SPEARS

1498
00:52:29,733 --> 00:52:31,266
AN APOLOGY FOR NOT BEING A

1499
00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:32,666
PERFECT BOYFRIEND WHEN THEY WERE

1500
00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:34,600
TEENAGERS.

1501
00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:37,400
JUST SAY YES.

1502
00:52:37,466 --> 00:52:38,866
AS JUSTIN DID, ISSUING AN ABJECT

1503
00:52:38,933 --> 00:52:41,533
APOLOGY AND THEN VOWING TO

1504
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:42,566
RETURN SEXY BACK TO WHERE HE

1505
00:52:42,633 --> 00:52:48,933
FOUND IT.

1506
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,833
[LAUGHTER]

1507
00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:52,133
NOW, YOU MAY BE ASKING, "WHY ARE

1508
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,466
WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW?"

1509
00:52:53,533 --> 00:52:54,966
WELL, THE NEW YORK TIMES DID A

1510
00:52:55,033 --> 00:52:56,900
DOCUMENTARY ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS

1511
00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:59,366
- REALLY - WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE

1512
00:52:59,433 --> 00:53:01,266
SEARING EXPOSÉ THEY HAVE COMING

1513
00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:05,666
UP ON PEBBLES.

1514
00:53:05,733 --> 00:53:05,933
[LAUGHTER]

1515
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,266
ANYWAY, IN IT WE FIND OUT THAT

1516
00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:08,733
TEENAGE JUSTIN HADN'T BECOME A

1517
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,000
PERFECT PERSON YET AND WHEN

1518
00:53:11,066 --> 00:53:12,333
ASKED IF HE HAD SEX WITH THE

1519
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:13,400
GIRL WHOSE BIG HIT WAS CALLED

1520
00:53:13,466 --> 00:53:15,566
"I'M A SLAVE FOR YOU" - SAID

1521
00:53:15,633 --> 00:53:18,000
YES.

1522
00:53:18,066 --> 00:53:19,300
WHAT A CAD, ALTHOUGH I TRULY

1523
00:53:19,366 --> 00:53:20,600
BELIEVE THAT ANY GUY WILLING TO

1524
00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:21,566
WEAR MATCHING OUTFITS CAN'T BE

1525
00:53:21,633 --> 00:53:30,033
ALL BAD.

1526
00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:30,300
[LAUGHTER]

1527
00:53:30,366 --> 00:53:30,566
[APPLAUSE]

1528
00:53:30,633 --> 00:53:32,000
NOW, AS FOR A SONG CALLED "I'M A

1529
00:53:32,066 --> 00:53:40,233
SLAVE FOR YOU", NOTHING?

1530
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,366
THE MANDALORIAN'S GINA CARANO IS

1531
00:53:42,433 --> 00:53:43,766
A PERSON I'D NEVER HEARD OF, AND

1532
00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:47,466
RESENT THAT I HAVE NOW.

1533
00:53:47,533 --> 00:53:49,400
SHE'S SOME CONSERVATIVE

1534
00:53:49,466 --> 00:53:50,333
WRESTLING CHICK WHO KICKS ASS IN

1535
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,600
A SHOW I WOULDN'T WATCH IF I WAS

1536
00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:54,500
IN PRISON.

1537
00:53:54,566 --> 00:53:55,833
AND SHE MADE SOME NAZI ANALOGY -

1538
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:58,666
WHO DOESN'T THESE DAYS?

1539
00:53:58,733 --> 00:53:59,700
"YOU'RE LIKE THE NAZIS" IS THE

1540
00:53:59,766 --> 00:54:01,500
NEW "I DON'T LIKE YOU," AND IT'S

1541
00:54:01,566 --> 00:54:02,333
ALWAYS OKAY WHEN TRUMP IS THE

1542
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,300
NAZI.

1543
00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:05,733
THAT DISQUALIFIES HER FROM

1544
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:07,100
MARCHING AROUND PLANET

1545
00:54:07,166 --> 00:54:12,133
WHO-GIVES-A SHIT IN A HELMET?

1546
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,166
BY THE WAY, "YOU CAN'T WORK IN

1547
00:54:13,233 --> 00:54:15,733
HOLLYWOOD IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE

1548
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,300
WHAT WE BELIEVE", IN THE 1950S,

1549
00:54:17,366 --> 00:54:19,100
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE LEFT

1550
00:54:19,166 --> 00:54:21,800
COMPLAINED THEY WERE BEING TOLD.

1551
00:54:21,866 --> 00:54:23,466
THE WEEK BEFORE, IT WAS CHRIS

1552
00:54:23,533 --> 00:54:24,933
HARRISON'S TURN IN THE BARREL -

1553
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,266
HE'S THE HOST OF "THE BACHELOR"

1554
00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:32,700
AND IS "STEPPING AWAY" TO

1555
00:54:32,766 --> 00:54:34,233
EDUCATE HIMSELF "ON A MORE

1556
00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:35,733
PROFOUND AND PRODUCTIVE LEVEL

1557
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,566
THAN EVER BEFORE."

1558
00:54:37,633 --> 00:54:42,200
OH GOOD, BECAUSE ALL MY LIFE

1559
00:54:42,266 --> 00:54:43,900
I'VE LOOKED UP TO THE HOST OF

1560
00:54:43,966 --> 00:54:52,466
THE "FUCK A STRANGER" SHOW, AND

1561
00:54:52,533 --> 00:54:52,733
[LAUGHTER]

1562
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:53,533
[APPLAUSE]

1563
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:54,200
IF I THOUGHT I COULDN'T COUNT ON

1564
00:54:54,266 --> 00:54:55,100
"THE BACHELOR" FOR MORAL

1565
00:54:55,166 --> 00:54:55,766
GUIDANCE, I DON'T KNOW IF I

1566
00:54:55,833 --> 00:54:57,033
COULD GO ON.

1567
00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:58,333
AND OF COURSE HE'S NOT "STEPPING

1568
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,400
AWAY" BECAUSE HE'S THE HOST OF A

1569
00:55:00,466 --> 00:55:02,066
TELEVISED SNAKE PIT WHERE 32

1570
00:55:02,133 --> 00:55:03,633
FEMALE CONTESTANTS ARE TRAPPED

1571
00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:08,300
IN THE SORORITY HOUSE FROM HELL

1572
00:55:08,366 --> 00:55:08,566
[LAUGHTER]

1573
00:55:08,633 --> 00:55:09,733
- IT'S BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T THROW

1574
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,166
ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS UNDER THE

1575
00:55:11,233 --> 00:55:12,900
BUS WHEN IT CAME TO LIGHT THAT

1576
00:55:12,966 --> 00:55:14,533
IN COLLEGE SHE ATTENDED A DRESS

1577
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,166
UP-LIKE-WE'RE-IN THE-OLD-SOUTH

1578
00:55:17,233 --> 00:55:18,566
PARTY - WHICH IS NOT A TYPE OF

1579
00:55:18,633 --> 00:55:21,233
PARTY WE SHOULD BE THROWING IN

1580
00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:22,300
THAT IT WINKS AT A CIVILIZATION

1581
00:55:22,366 --> 00:55:24,233
BUILT ON SLAVERY.

1582
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:25,966
BUT APPARENTLY IN 2018, MILLIONS

1583
00:55:26,033 --> 00:55:28,233
OF PEOPLE WERE STILL DOING IT -

1584
00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:30,366
MATURE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HUMANS

1585
00:55:30,433 --> 00:55:33,333
ARE CONTINUALLY EVOLVING, AS

1586
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,333
OPPOSED TO WOKEVILLE WHERE

1587
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,000
THEY'RE ALWAYS SHOCKED WE DIDN'T

1588
00:55:37,066 --> 00:55:38,100
EMERGE ENLIGHTENED FROM THE

1589
00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:42,800
PRIMORDIAL OOZE.

1590
00:55:42,866 --> 00:55:43,066
[LAUGHTER]

1591
00:55:43,133 --> 00:55:43,800
WHAT'S CHRIS HARRISON SUPPOSED

1592
00:55:43,866 --> 00:55:45,366
TO DO, BUILD A TIME MACHINE, GO

1593
00:55:45,433 --> 00:55:46,400
BACK TO 2018 AND KNOCK THE MINT

1594
00:55:46,466 --> 00:55:49,466
JULEPS OUT OF THEIR HANDS?

1595
00:55:49,533 --> 00:55:50,466
MAYBE WHILE HE'S TIME

1596
00:55:50,533 --> 00:55:52,200
TRAVELLING, HE CAN HAVE A WORD

1597
00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:53,700
WITH THAT ASSHOLE ABRAHAM

1598
00:55:53,766 --> 00:55:55,666
LINCOLN, WHO'S NOW CANCELLED IN

1599
00:55:55,733 --> 00:56:00,900
SAN FRANCISCO AND ILLINOIS -

1600
00:56:00,966 --> 00:56:05,533
YES, THE LAND OF LINCOLN

1601
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:09,400
MIGHT CANCEL LINCOLN.

1602
00:56:09,466 --> 00:56:10,100
MEMO TO SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS:

1603
00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:11,366
WHEN WHAT YOU'RE DOING SOUNDS

1604
00:56:11,433 --> 00:56:12,500
LIKE AN ONION HEADLINE, STOP.

1605
00:56:12,566 --> 00:56:13,666
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1606
00:56:13,733 --> 00:56:14,666
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS EZRA

1607
00:56:14,733 --> 00:56:15,666
KLEIN, SENATOR JON TESTER AND

1608
00:56:15,733 --> 00:56:17,466
MEGYN KELLY.

1609
00:56:17,533 --> 00:56:21,800
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

1610
00:56:21,866 --> 00:56:26,066
THANK YOU, FOLKS!

1611
00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:48,833
FOR BEING TESTED IN EVERY WAY.

1612
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:49,900
♪ ♪