1 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:08,259 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:08,279 --> 00:00:12,169 >> START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:12,189 --> 00:00:19,070 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:19,089 --> 00:00:27,019 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:27,039 --> 00:00:33,240 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:33,259 --> 00:00:38,280 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:39,119 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 8 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,000 >> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 9 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:44,060 I APPRECIATE IT. 10 00:00:44,079 --> 00:00:45,079 THANK YOU. 11 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:47,079 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HAPPY TONIGHT, 12 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:48,189 AMERICA GOT RID OF THAT NOT SO 13 00:00:48,210 --> 00:00:52,240 FRESH FEELING. 14 00:00:52,259 --> 00:00:54,170 THAT'S RIGHT, JOE BIDEN WAS 15 00:00:54,189 --> 00:00:56,130 SWORN IN AS AMERICA'S 46TH 16 00:00:56,149 --> 00:00:57,270 PRESIDENT I THINK WE HAVE NOW 17 00:00:57,289 --> 00:01:00,189 AND I WOULD LIKE TO SAY AMERICA, 18 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:02,189 GIVE YOURSELVES A ROUND OF 19 00:01:02,210 --> 00:01:04,150 APPLAUSE FOR PULLING OFF A 20 00:01:04,170 --> 00:01:06,170 SEMIPEACEFUL TRANSITION OF 21 00:01:06,189 --> 00:01:07,140 POWER, HOW ABOUT THAT? 22 00:01:07,159 --> 00:01:09,250 [APPLAUSE] 23 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:11,010 SEMIPEACEFUL. 24 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,219 IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS NOW WITH 25 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,200 THE NEW PRESIDENT, HE HAS NOT 26 00:01:14,219 --> 00:01:16,010 YET INSULTED ANYONE, HE DIDN'T 27 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:18,069 HAVE A MELTDOWN ON TWITTER, DID 28 00:01:18,090 --> 00:01:19,189 NOT BETRAY THE NATION THAT HE 29 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:21,090 WORKS FOR -- IT'S NICE TO HAVE A 30 00:01:21,109 --> 00:01:26,120 PRESIDENT WHO IS HINGED. 31 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:26,200 [LAUGHTER] 32 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:26,280 [APPLAUSE] 33 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,129 WE HAVE HINGED BACK. 34 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:31,210 I CAN'T GET USED TO IT, I'M 35 00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:36,120 STILL WRITING "WE'RE DOOMED" ON 36 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:37,060 OUR CHECKS. 37 00:01:37,079 --> 00:01:38,189 [LAUGHTER] 38 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:39,079 I THOUGHT THE INAUGURATION CAME 39 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,259 OFF QUITE WELL. 40 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:46,129 DIGNIFIED, ENOUGH PAGEANTRY TO 41 00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:48,229 REMIND US THAT WE ARE GETTING 42 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:51,079 BACK TO NORMAL, SOME NICE 43 00:01:51,099 --> 00:01:51,150 TOUCHES. 44 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:51,270 GARTH BROOKS SANG 45 00:01:51,289 --> 00:01:55,060 "AMAZING GRACE" AND IT LOOKS 46 00:01:55,079 --> 00:01:57,030 LIKE HE RARELY MISSES A CHANCE 47 00:01:57,049 --> 00:01:58,289 TO SAY GRACE. 48 00:01:59,009 --> 00:01:59,069 [LAUGHTER] 49 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:02,209 [APPLAUSE] 50 00:02:02,230 --> 00:02:03,260 THE THEME -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU 51 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:08,020 NOTICED -- WAS "AMERICA UNITED" 52 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:10,099 AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS, IT WAS 53 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,150 HARD TO READ THE BANNER BEHIND 54 00:02:11,169 --> 00:02:15,259 THE RAZOR WIRE. 55 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,189 [LAUGHTER] 56 00:02:16,210 --> 00:02:18,250 THE NEW PRESIDENT GOT HIS FIRST 57 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:19,210 INTELLIGENCE BRIEF WHICH 58 00:02:19,229 --> 00:02:20,219 DESCRIBES THE STATE OF THE 59 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,110 COUNTRY AND HE READ THE FIRST 60 00:02:22,129 --> 00:02:23,139 PARAGRAPH AND WENT TO SEE IF THE 61 00:02:23,159 --> 00:02:26,280 GUY IN THE VIKING HELMET STILL 62 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,060 WANTS IT. 63 00:02:29,079 --> 00:02:30,250 [LAUGHTER] 64 00:02:30,270 --> 00:02:32,210 SO THAT ALL HAPPENED AND EARLIER 65 00:02:32,229 --> 00:02:33,150 IN THE DAY OF COURSE THE WHINY 66 00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:38,189 LITTLE BITCH LEFT -- THAT'S 67 00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:46,000 RIGHT, BYE, PROPECIA! 68 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:48,210 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 69 00:02:48,229 --> 00:02:49,210 TO QUOTE MELANIA, THANK GOD THAT 70 00:02:49,229 --> 00:02:54,009 IS OVER WITH. 71 00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:55,199 MELANIA WAS VERY COMFORTING TO 72 00:02:55,219 --> 00:02:57,079 DONALD, SHE SAID IT'S OKAY, AS 73 00:02:57,099 --> 00:02:58,229 YOU GET OLDER IT'S HARDER TO 74 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:05,139 ACHIEVE INSURRECTION. 75 00:03:05,159 --> 00:03:08,189 MELANIA LOOKED HAPPY ON THE DAY 76 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:11,050 THEY LEFT, SHE LEFT WEARING A 77 00:03:11,069 --> 00:03:12,240 SOMBER BLACK OUTFIT AND SHE 78 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:14,129 ARRIVED IN FLORIDA DRESSED LIKE 79 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:17,009 SHE WAS ON HER WAY TO FUCK 80 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,030 JIMI HENDRIX. 81 00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:23,069 [LAUGHTER] 82 00:03:23,090 --> 00:03:25,129 DONALD TRUMP, THE LAST COUPLE OF 83 00:03:25,150 --> 00:03:27,180 MONTHS LEFT GRACIOUSLY, DIDN'T 84 00:03:27,199 --> 00:03:28,139 HE? 85 00:03:28,159 --> 00:03:30,090 TRUMP FANS, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU 86 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,060 TRUMP FANS, AMONG THE LIBERALS I 87 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:34,020 WAS PRETTY MUCH THE NICEST ONE 88 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:34,120 TO YOU. 89 00:03:34,139 --> 00:03:35,270 I ALWAYS SAID YOU COULD HATE 90 00:03:35,289 --> 00:03:37,129 TRUMP BUT YOU CAN'T HATE ALL THE 91 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,079 PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIM, BUT I GOT 92 00:03:39,099 --> 00:03:40,289 TO SAY YOUR BOY, TOTAL CLASS. 93 00:03:41,009 --> 00:03:42,180 THAT MUST BE WHAT YOU PEOPLE OF 94 00:03:42,199 --> 00:03:44,219 THE MOST, HIS CLASS. 95 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,110 FOR NOT BEING MAN ENOUGH TO 96 00:03:46,129 --> 00:03:48,099 ADMIT HE LOST THE ELECTION TO 97 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,120 TELLING THE MOB "I'M WITH YOU" 98 00:03:50,139 --> 00:03:53,240 AND HE RUNS BACK IN THE HOUSE. 99 00:03:53,259 --> 00:03:55,020 TO NOT ATTENDING THE 100 00:03:55,039 --> 00:03:56,030 INAUGURATION, CLASS ALL THE WAY 101 00:03:56,050 --> 00:04:00,259 THIS MOTHERFUCKER. 102 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:04,199 I'M SO GLAD HE DID NOT ATTEND 103 00:04:04,219 --> 00:04:05,219 THE INAUGURATION BECAUSE YOU 104 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,030 KNOW HE'S THE EX-HUSBAND YOU 105 00:04:07,050 --> 00:04:08,259 DON'T WANT TO INVITE TO THE 106 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,189 WEDDING BECAUSE HE WILL STAND UP 107 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:15,110 AND YELL SHE'S A WHORE!" 108 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:17,230 JUST HAD TO GET THAT OUT OF MY 109 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:18,160 SYSTEM. 110 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:21,240 HIS FOLLOWERS NOW, QANON THEY 111 00:04:21,259 --> 00:04:24,160 DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK NOW 112 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,180 BECAUSE THEY WERE TOLD TO FOLLOW 113 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:29,120 THE PLAN, THAT TRUMP WOULD 114 00:04:29,139 --> 00:04:31,009 PREVAIL AND WIN A SECOND TERM 115 00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:32,209 AND GO AFTER THE SATAN 116 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,269 WORSHIPING PEDOPHILES AND IT 117 00:04:33,290 --> 00:04:38,079 DIDN'T HAPPEN, IT'S NOT LIKE THE 118 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,040 INTERNET TO LIVE. 119 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:39,240 [LAUGHTER] 120 00:04:39,259 --> 00:04:42,029 SO IF YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT, I 121 00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:45,000 HAVE SOME VERY BAD NEWS ABOUT 122 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:47,220 HORNY MILFs IN YOUR 123 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,180 NEIGHBORHOOD. 124 00:04:49,199 --> 00:04:53,000 IF YOU ARE ONE OF THESE QANON 125 00:04:53,019 --> 00:04:54,069 PEOPLE THE SCALES HAVE LIFTED 126 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:56,180 NOW AND YOU'RE SAYING "OY, IT'S 127 00:04:56,199 --> 00:04:59,000 HARD TO BELIEVE I FELL FOR ALL 128 00:04:59,019 --> 00:04:59,090 THAT." 129 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:00,220 IT'S NICE TO KNOW THERE'S 130 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:03,009 FINALLY SOMETHING YOU FOUND HARD 131 00:05:03,029 --> 00:05:07,060 TO BELIEVE. 132 00:05:07,079 --> 00:05:08,029 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 133 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:09,250 I THINK PEOPLE IN AMERICA WERE 134 00:05:09,269 --> 00:05:12,000 BASICALLY UNHAPPY AND THEY FIND 135 00:05:12,019 --> 00:05:12,199 POLITICAL REASONS WHY -- ANTIFA, 136 00:05:12,220 --> 00:05:16,120 THE OTHER SIDE OF IT. 137 00:05:16,139 --> 00:05:19,050 THEY WERE UP TWO DAYS AGO IN 138 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,220 PORTLAND AND SMASHED WINDOWS 139 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,110 AFTER BIDEN WAS INAUGURATED, 140 00:05:22,129 --> 00:05:23,230 BURNT A BITE AND FLAG. 141 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:26,050 THEY DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER, I 142 00:05:26,069 --> 00:05:28,180 LOVE JEN'S E -- THEY WILL BINGE 143 00:05:28,199 --> 00:05:29,199 WATCH 30 EPISODE OF THE TV SHOW 144 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:31,089 BEFORE IT GETS GOOD FOR THEY 145 00:05:31,110 --> 00:05:37,120 WILL ONLY GIVE BIDEN ONE DAY. 146 00:05:37,139 --> 00:05:39,170 THEY RIGHTED WHEN TRUMP WAS IN 147 00:05:39,189 --> 00:05:41,060 OFFICE, NOW THEY ARE WRITING NOW 148 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:42,290 THAT BIDEN IS THERE, I THINK 149 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,120 SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T LIKE 150 00:05:45,139 --> 00:05:46,259 WINDOWS. 151 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,199 OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW, 152 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:48,079 PETER HAMBY AND 153 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:49,029 KMELE FOSTER ARE HERE. 154 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:49,290 BUT FIRST, HE'S THE FORMER FBI 155 00:05:50,009 --> 00:05:50,189 ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF 156 00:05:50,209 --> 00:05:52,009 COUNTERINTELLIGENCE AND AUTHOR 157 00:05:52,029 --> 00:05:53,250 OF "THE FBI WAY: INSIDE THE 158 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,040 BUREAU'S CODE OF EXCELLENCE": 159 00:05:55,060 --> 00:06:03,149 FRANK FIGLIUZZI. 160 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:06,160 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 161 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:08,060 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 162 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:08,230 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 163 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:11,209 I KNOW IT'S CORNY BUT THANKS FOR 164 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:12,089 ALL YOUR SERVICE. 165 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:14,079 >> I FEEL LIKE I'M SERVING EVEN 166 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,060 NOW EDUCATING PEOPLE ON THE 167 00:06:15,079 --> 00:06:17,250 THREAT WE ARE FACING. 168 00:06:17,269 --> 00:06:18,240 >> Bill: THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO 169 00:06:18,259 --> 00:06:22,170 PICK YOUR BRAIN ABOUT, JUST TWO 170 00:06:22,189 --> 00:06:23,240 WEEKS NOW SINCE THE JANUARY 6TH 171 00:06:23,259 --> 00:06:28,050 ATTACK ON THE CAPITOL AND AT 172 00:06:28,069 --> 00:06:32,000 FIRST IT LOOKED LIKE A BUNCH OF 173 00:06:32,019 --> 00:06:32,199 KNUCKLEHEADS TAKING SELFIES AND 174 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:34,189 IT WAS SOME OF THAT BUT THE MORE 175 00:06:34,209 --> 00:06:37,050 WE FIND OUT ABOUT IT, THERE WERE 176 00:06:37,069 --> 00:06:39,199 SOME REAL PROS IN THERE, THIS 177 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:41,009 WAS A COORDINATED ATTEMPT. 178 00:06:41,029 --> 00:06:43,000 I WAS USING THE TERM SLOW-MOVING 179 00:06:43,019 --> 00:06:45,290 COUP BEFORE TRUMP TOOK OFFICE, 180 00:06:46,009 --> 00:06:48,079 SO IT LOOKS LIKE SOME OF THESE 181 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:50,100 PEOPLE WERE ACTUAL PROS, KNEW 182 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,189 WHAT THEY WERE DOING, 183 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:54,019 COORDINATED EFFORT. 184 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,079 IS THAT THE WAY YOU READ IT? 185 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:57,230 >> AS THE EVIDENCE CONTINUES TO 186 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,029 DEVELOP, WE ARE SEEING SIGNS OF 187 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:02,100 TECHNICAL EXPERIENCE AND 188 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,129 KNOWLEDGE, COORDINATION, 189 00:07:03,149 --> 00:07:04,189 COMMUNICATIONS AND PLACE, PEOPLE 190 00:07:04,209 --> 00:07:06,250 WITH EARPIECES TALKING TO EACH 191 00:07:06,269 --> 00:07:07,079 OTHER. 192 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:09,000 WHILE THE VAST MAJORITY WERE 193 00:07:09,019 --> 00:07:09,170 WANDERING AROUND DUMBFOUNDED 194 00:07:09,189 --> 00:07:11,120 THAT THEY EVEN GOT IN, THE GUYS 195 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,259 UP FRONT, THE GUYS BREACHING AND 196 00:07:13,279 --> 00:07:15,050 BEATING POLICE OFFICERS, THEY 197 00:07:15,069 --> 00:07:16,040 WERE READY, THEY WERE PLANNED, 198 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:18,199 IT WAS COORDINATED. 199 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,019 >> Bill: WHAT WERE THEY HOPING 200 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:24,050 WOULD HAPPEN? 201 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,139 ANY COUP, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A 202 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,189 SITUATION -- THIS IS WHAT THE 203 00:07:28,209 --> 00:07:30,180 PLOTTERS ARE THINKING -- WHERE 204 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,029 PEOPLE WILL RISE UP BECAUSE 205 00:07:32,050 --> 00:07:33,250 YOU'RE OVERTHROWING A REGIME OF 206 00:07:33,269 --> 00:07:34,009 SORTS. 207 00:07:34,029 --> 00:07:38,230 YOU THINK ABOUT THE HITLER 208 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,220 HITLER SITUATION WITH VON 209 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,220 STAUFFENBERG, WE ARE GOING TO 210 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,269 LIGHT THE FLAME AND PEOPLE ARE 211 00:07:41,290 --> 00:07:45,079 GOING TO RALLY AROUND IT OR 212 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:47,090 ERDOGAN IN TURKEY -- IF IT 213 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:52,050 DOESN'T WORK, THE PLOTTERS -- 214 00:07:52,069 --> 00:07:53,230 >> I'M SAYING IT WAS 215 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,069 COORDINATED. 216 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:57,060 >> Bill: WHO WOULD RISE UP? 217 00:07:57,079 --> 00:07:58,019 THEY MUST'VE BEEN HOPING PEOPLE 218 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,029 WOULD RISE UP WITH THEM, THE 219 00:07:59,050 --> 00:08:01,110 MILITARY, THE POLICE? 220 00:08:01,129 --> 00:08:04,079 >> THIS IS PART OF THE OVERALL 221 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:08,240 FAILURE TO UNDERSTAND THEY ARE 222 00:08:08,259 --> 00:08:09,250 LIVING IN THIS ECHO CHAMBER, ALL 223 00:08:09,269 --> 00:08:11,160 THE MASSES WILL COME TOGETHER IF 224 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:13,009 THEY SIMPLY DO THIS. 225 00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:14,129 IT'S A FINGERS CROSSED COUP THAT 226 00:08:14,149 --> 00:08:16,120 EVERYTHING THEY HOPED FOR WILL 227 00:08:16,139 --> 00:08:17,089 PLAY OUT. 228 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:18,019 OBVIOUSLY IT DID NOT BUT THEY 229 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,089 DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, THAT 230 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:21,089 SHOULD CONCERN LAW ENFORCEMENT 231 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:25,120 AND THE REST OF US FOR THE 232 00:08:25,139 --> 00:08:25,250 FORESEEABLE FUTURE. 233 00:08:25,269 --> 00:08:27,050 >> Bill: BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE 234 00:08:27,069 --> 00:08:29,129 IN THE RANKS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT 235 00:08:29,149 --> 00:08:30,160 WHO ARE SYMPATHETIC, WE ARE 236 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:31,060 FINDING THAT OUT. 237 00:08:31,079 --> 00:08:32,250 NOT THAT IT WAS A COMPLETE 238 00:08:32,269 --> 00:08:35,009 SURPRISE, WE KNOW THERE IS A 239 00:08:35,029 --> 00:08:35,250 SUPER RIGHT-WING CHRISTIAN 240 00:08:35,269 --> 00:08:38,120 CHRISTIAN CABAL WITHIN THE 241 00:08:38,139 --> 00:08:38,250 MILITARY. 242 00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:42,070 I'M GUESSING I THOUGHT THOSE 243 00:08:42,090 --> 00:08:43,149 PEOPLE WERE GOING TO BE THE ONES 244 00:08:43,169 --> 00:08:46,059 WHO WOULD RISE UP AND HELP THEM. 245 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:49,220 >> LET'S RECALL THAT WE SAW A 246 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,129 COPSE FOR TRUMP RALLY THROUGHOUT 247 00:08:50,149 --> 00:08:55,009 THE CAMPAIGN. 248 00:08:55,029 --> 00:08:56,139 HEAVILY WELL ATTENDED WITH 249 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:57,230 TACTICAL GEAR AND QANON PATCHES, 250 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,129 THE NOTION THAT THE POLICE ARE A 251 00:08:59,149 --> 00:09:00,240 MONOLITH AND THEY ALL THINK ONE 252 00:09:00,259 --> 00:09:02,179 WAY -- THEY ARE AS POLARIZED OR 253 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,019 SPLIT AS EVERYONE ELSE IS AND 254 00:09:04,039 --> 00:09:05,169 THEY ARE MORE DANGEROUS BECAUSE 255 00:09:05,190 --> 00:09:06,190 THEY ARE TECHNICALLY TRAINED AND 256 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:08,250 THEY HAVE POWER AND AUTHORITY 257 00:09:08,269 --> 00:09:09,240 AND TRUMP CULTIVATED THEM. 258 00:09:09,259 --> 00:09:11,279 >> Bill: IT'S ONE THING TO 259 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,259 HAVE DIFFERENT POLITICS WITHIN 260 00:09:12,279 --> 00:09:15,000 AN ORGANIZATION, IT'S ANOTHER 261 00:09:15,019 --> 00:09:16,059 THING TO HAVE A FIFTH COLUMNIST. 262 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,059 IT SEEMS LIKE IF YOU'RE WILLING 263 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,210 TO DO THE KIND OF THINGS AT SOME 264 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:20,009 OF THESE PEOPLE DID ON 265 00:09:20,029 --> 00:09:21,169 JANUARY 6TH, THAT IS A TRUE 266 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:23,100 FIFTH COLUMN, WOULD YOU AGREE? 267 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,200 >> THEY BETRAYED THE SAME OATH 268 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:30,179 THAT I TOOK AND MOST 269 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,169 LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS TOOK 270 00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:32,230 AND THEY NEED TO BE FERRETED OUT 271 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,039 AND WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT HOW 272 00:09:34,059 --> 00:09:38,250 WE RECRUIT POLICE OFFICERS AND 273 00:09:38,269 --> 00:09:39,169 THE BACKGROUND INVESTIGATION -- 274 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:41,250 ALL OF THIS IS TO SAY IT'S TIME 275 00:09:41,269 --> 00:09:43,019 TO ADDRESS THIS FOR WHAT IT IS. 276 00:09:43,039 --> 00:09:47,120 IT'S DOMESTIC TERRORISM AND WE 277 00:09:47,139 --> 00:09:49,080 NEED A LAW AGAINST DOMESTIC 278 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:49,159 TERRORISM. 279 00:09:49,179 --> 00:09:51,100 [APPLAUSE] 280 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,120 >> Bill: WHEN YOU SAY A LAW 281 00:09:53,139 --> 00:09:54,279 AGAINST -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S 282 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,259 IN THIS LAW, I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE 283 00:09:56,279 --> 00:10:00,149 LAWS LIKE THAT ON THE BOOKS 284 00:10:00,169 --> 00:10:01,120 ALREADY. 285 00:10:01,139 --> 00:10:02,259 WHEN YOU SAY LAWS AGAINST 286 00:10:02,279 --> 00:10:05,080 DOMESTIC TERRORISM, WHAT I THINK 287 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,009 IMMEDIATELY IS LISTENING, WHAT 288 00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:08,000 ELSE COULD IT BE? 289 00:10:08,019 --> 00:10:09,120 LISTENING IN ON PEOPLE. 290 00:10:09,139 --> 00:10:11,179 FRANK, I LOVE THE FBI BUT THEY 291 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,240 DID HAVE A TAPE RECORDER UNDER 292 00:10:13,259 --> 00:10:14,190 MARTIN LUTHER KING'S BED, THIS 293 00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:16,220 GOES WAY BACK, WHAT'S THE BEST 294 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,000 WAY TO STOP BAD GUYS? 295 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,129 LISTEN IN ON THE SHIT THEY ARE 296 00:10:20,149 --> 00:10:21,000 THINKING AND PLANNING BEFORE 297 00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:31,169 THEY EVEN KNOW YOU'RE IN ON IT. 298 00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:32,029 >> IT'S TIME TO HAVE THIS 299 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:32,220 DISCUSSION SERIOUSLY BECAUSE IF 300 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,100 YOU ROB A BANK, YOU DON'T GET 301 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:33,279 ARRESTED FOR TRESPASS, YOU GET 302 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:34,159 ARRESTED FOR ROBBING A BANK, 303 00:10:34,179 --> 00:10:36,070 IT'S A SERIOUS CRIME, ACTUALLY A 304 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:37,289 CRIME AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT. 305 00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:39,250 WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CAPITOL? 306 00:10:39,269 --> 00:10:40,250 IS IT TRESPASS? 307 00:10:40,269 --> 00:10:42,250 WE ARE SEEING PEOPLE GET 308 00:10:42,269 --> 00:10:44,129 ARRESTED FOR TRESPASS, THEFT OF 309 00:10:44,149 --> 00:10:45,070 NANCY PELOSI'S PODIUM WHICH I'M 310 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:47,009 SURE IS NEAR AND DEAR TO HER BUT 311 00:10:47,029 --> 00:10:48,110 THAT DOESN'T REFLECT THE GRAVITY 312 00:10:48,129 --> 00:10:50,129 OF WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT HAPPENED 313 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,250 WAS AN INSURRECTION, WHAT 314 00:10:51,269 --> 00:10:52,169 HAPPENED WAS DOMESTIC TERRORISM 315 00:10:52,190 --> 00:10:55,159 AND WE CAN'T CHARGE IT. 316 00:10:55,179 --> 00:10:56,230 DOMESTIC TERRORISM IS THE ONLY 317 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:59,240 CRIMINAL CATEGORY IN THE FBI 318 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,240 WHERE THEY CAN INVESTIGATE YOU 319 00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,059 BUT THEY CAN NEVER CHARGE YOU, 320 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,110 THERE'S NO SUCH CRIME. 321 00:11:05,129 --> 00:11:06,129 >> Bill: I'M ASKING YOU WHAT 322 00:11:06,149 --> 00:11:07,230 IS THE LAW THAT WE ARE GOING TO 323 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,169 PASS THAT IS GOING TO CHANGE 324 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,200 THIS AND IS ALSO GOING TO 325 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:12,210 RESPECT THE FOURTH AMENDMENT? 326 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:15,139 >> I ADVOCATE A LAW THAT LOOKS 327 00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:16,070 JUST LIKE INTERNATIONAL 328 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:16,210 TERRORISM. 329 00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:18,019 IF YOU CHANGE THE RELIGION OF 330 00:11:18,039 --> 00:11:19,230 THOSE PEOPLE AT THE CAPITOL 331 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,250 BUILDING ON JANUARY 6TH AND YOU 332 00:11:21,269 --> 00:11:23,139 MAKE THEIR MISSION VIOLENT JIHAD 333 00:11:23,159 --> 00:11:25,070 OR ESTABLISHING A CALIPHATE, ALL 334 00:11:25,090 --> 00:11:26,110 OF A SUDDEN WE HAVE 335 00:11:26,129 --> 00:11:27,169 INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM LAW AND 336 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:28,100 THEY GO TO THE PRISON FOR THE 337 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:32,120 REST OF THEIR LIVES. 338 00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:32,269 [APPLAUSE] 339 00:11:32,289 --> 00:11:33,200 >> Bill: THE DIFFERENCE IS WE 340 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:37,090 WOULD BE LISTENING TO THOSE 341 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:38,039 PEOPLE OVERSEAS. 342 00:11:38,059 --> 00:11:41,049 WE WOULD BE LISTENING TO THEM -- 343 00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:43,179 WE ARE ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO 344 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,070 CALLS FROM PAKISTAN. 345 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:46,129 >> LET ME CATCH YOU UP, WE 346 00:11:46,149 --> 00:11:48,090 LISTEN TO THOSE PEOPLE HERE, 347 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:50,220 INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM LAW HER 348 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:50,279 HERE. 349 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 >> Bill: DOESN'T HAVE TO BE 350 00:11:52,019 --> 00:11:55,179 CONNECTED TO SOMETHING OVERSEAS? 351 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,070 THESE PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE WHO 352 00:11:56,090 --> 00:12:00,200 ATTACK THE CAPITOL WOULD NOT BE 353 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,240 IN THAT CATEGORY, IT'S A LITTLE 354 00:12:02,259 --> 00:12:03,169 BIT DIFFERENT. 355 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,289 >> THAT'S MY POINT. 356 00:12:05,009 --> 00:12:05,169 >> Bill: YOU'RE SAYING WE 357 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:06,250 SHOULD BE ABLE TO LISTEN IN ON 358 00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:09,100 THEM TOO. 359 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,090 >> I'M SAYING THE FBI IS 360 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:11,210 SAYING -- 361 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,179 >> Bill: I'M NOT AGAINST THAT. 362 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,289 >> LET'S TALK IT OUT, WHEN FBI 363 00:12:16,009 --> 00:12:16,289 AGENTS RANK AND FILE WRITE A 364 00:12:17,009 --> 00:12:17,250 LETTER TO CONGRESS AS THEY DID 365 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:20,129 LAST YEAR AND SAY THE DOMESTIC 366 00:12:20,149 --> 00:12:21,039 TERRORISM OCCURRING UNDER THIS 367 00:12:21,059 --> 00:12:22,120 ADMINISTRATION IS SOMETHING WE 368 00:12:22,139 --> 00:12:24,120 CAN'T HANDLE AND DON'T HAVE THE 369 00:12:24,139 --> 00:12:25,259 INVESTIGATIVE TOOLS FOR AND WE 370 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:29,080 NEED A DOMESTIC TERRORISM LAW. 371 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,179 WHEN THE FOLKS WHO ARE CHARGED 372 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,139 WITH PROTECTING US SAY THEY 373 00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:34,019 CAN'T DO IT, WE SHOULD LISTEN TO 374 00:12:34,039 --> 00:12:34,230 THEM. 375 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,100 IT'S BEEN PROPOSED FREQUENTLY IN 376 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,039 THE HOUSE AND SENATE AND KEEPS 377 00:12:37,059 --> 00:12:39,090 GETTING KNOCKED DOWN, IT GETS 378 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,070 KNOCKED DOWN BECAUSE OF CIVIL 379 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:41,039 LIBERTIES CONCERNS BUT IT'S TIME 380 00:12:41,059 --> 00:12:42,179 TO CALL IT WHAT IT IS. 381 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,169 >> Bill: YOU WOULD ALSO ALLOW, 382 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,129 WOULD YOU NOT, AS BAD AS THE 383 00:12:46,149 --> 00:12:48,139 PROUD BOYS AND BOOGALOO BOYS AND 384 00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:50,149 WHOEVER THESE CRAZY PEOPLE ARE, 385 00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,220 THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO ACQUIRE 386 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:56,289 NUCLEAR WEAPONS LIKE THE JIHADIS 387 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:57,080 ARE. 388 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,039 >> I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT 389 00:12:59,059 --> 00:12:59,100 THAT. 390 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,029 >> Bill: COME ON, THEY'RE 391 00:13:00,049 --> 00:13:01,169 GOING TO BLOW UP THEIR OWN? 392 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:03,289 >> LET'S TALK ABOUT ARRESTS THAT 393 00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:06,009 HAVE BEEN MADE WITH PEOPLE 394 00:13:06,029 --> 00:13:07,169 BUILDING RADIOACTIVE BOMBS, 395 00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:10,019 BIOCHEMICAL WARFARE, ANTHRAX, 396 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,269 RICIN, THEY ARE TRYING. 397 00:13:12,289 --> 00:13:15,059 HERE'S THE THING, THIS KIND OF 398 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,080 CIVIL LIBERTIES THING IS VALID 399 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,240 BUT ALSO STOPS US FROM HAVING 400 00:13:19,259 --> 00:13:21,139 THE LAW SO LET'S TAKE BABY 401 00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:23,240 STEPS, WE ARE NOT GOING TO GET 402 00:13:23,259 --> 00:13:25,220 INTO TOOLS AND A SPYING ON 403 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,190 AMERICAN CITIZENS BUT BY GOD 404 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:28,179 WHEN THEY DO IT AND WE CATCH 405 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,159 THEM, LET'S CHARGE THEM WITH 406 00:13:29,179 --> 00:13:31,289 SOMETHING THAT SENDS THEM AWAY 407 00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:32,259 FOR 20 YEARS TO LIFE BECAUSE 408 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,100 THEY ARE TERRORISTS. 409 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,110 >> Bill: THEY CERTAINLY ARE. 410 00:13:37,129 --> 00:13:40,070 LET ME ASK YOU WHAT YOU THINK IS 411 00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:43,029 BEHIND THAT. 412 00:13:43,049 --> 00:13:44,000 OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE THIS VAST 413 00:13:44,019 --> 00:13:46,269 ARRAY OF SEETHING MEN -- IT'S 414 00:13:46,289 --> 00:13:49,129 ALWAYS MEN, MOSTLY MEN, USUALLY 415 00:13:49,149 --> 00:13:55,000 WHITE MEN, OKAY -- PROUD BOYS, 416 00:13:55,019 --> 00:13:56,000 HAVE YOU EVER FOUND OUT WHAT 417 00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:59,100 THEY ARE PROUD OF? 418 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,159 [LAUGHTER] 419 00:14:00,179 --> 00:14:03,080 HAS THE AGENCY GOTTEN THAT? 420 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:06,200 TO ME, IT'S PROBABLY MORE WHAT'S 421 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,049 GOING ON IN THEIR PERSONAL LIFE 422 00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:10,059 AND THEN THEY ATTACH POLITICS TO 423 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:10,110 IT. 424 00:14:10,129 --> 00:14:12,159 I THINK IT'S THE SAME THING WITH 425 00:14:12,179 --> 00:14:13,120 ISLAMIC TERRORISM. 426 00:14:13,139 --> 00:14:14,059 I THINK IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND 427 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:18,049 YOU'RE GETTING LAID, YOU'RE NOT 428 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:20,049 BLOWING SHIT UP. 429 00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:20,129 [LAUGHTER] 430 00:14:20,149 --> 00:14:20,210 [APPLAUSE] 431 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:24,090 >> THIS IS MY POINT, WHAT WE'VE 432 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:24,289 SEEN OVER THE LAST FOUR YEARS 433 00:14:25,009 --> 00:14:27,080 LOOKS A LOT TO ME LIKE THE KIND 434 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,289 OF RADICALIZATION PROCESS WE SEE 435 00:14:30,009 --> 00:14:30,250 WHEN PEOPLE MOVE TOWARDS VIOLENT 436 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,009 JIHAD AND IT IS SOMETHING IN 437 00:14:32,029 --> 00:14:33,139 THEIR LIFE THAT CAUSES THEM TO 438 00:14:33,159 --> 00:14:35,190 LOOK FOR A CAUSE GREATER THAN 439 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,250 THEMSELVES, A FEELING OF 440 00:14:37,269 --> 00:14:38,240 DISENFRANCHISEMENT AND I THINK 441 00:14:38,259 --> 00:14:39,259 YOU'RE MAKING MY POINT, THESE 442 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:42,120 ARE RADICALIZED PEOPLE WHO NEED 443 00:14:42,139 --> 00:14:43,179 TO BE TREATED LIKE DOMESTIC 444 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:43,269 TERRORISTS. 445 00:14:43,289 --> 00:14:44,210 >> Bill: I WOULD DISAGREE WITH 446 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:47,049 THAT COME I'M JUST QUIZZING YOU. 447 00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:50,039 >> DID I PASS? 448 00:14:50,059 --> 00:14:52,159 [LAUGHTER] 449 00:14:52,179 --> 00:14:53,210 >> Bill: JANUARY 6TH THING 450 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:57,120 WASN'T THE FBI'S BEAT, BUT WHEN 451 00:14:57,139 --> 00:14:58,220 I THINK OF THE FBI I THINK THAT 452 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,090 IS THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE 453 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:02,159 HERE, SHOULD THEY HAVE DONE 454 00:15:02,179 --> 00:15:03,059 MORE? 455 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,019 I THINK OF THAT TERM FAILURE OF 456 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:06,200 IMAGINATION THAT WE HAD AFTER 457 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:09,159 9/11, I FEEL LIKE THEY FAILED TO 458 00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:11,179 IMAGINE THAT PEOPLE WHO WERE 459 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,049 PRO-TRUMP WOULD ALSO BE SO 460 00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:16,059 AGAINST AUTHORITY. 461 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:16,240 IT SEEMS COUNTERINTUITIVE BUT 462 00:15:16,259 --> 00:15:18,149 IT'S NOT. 463 00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:20,039 >> HERE'S WHAT I'VE BEEN CALLING 464 00:15:20,059 --> 00:15:22,220 THE INSURRECTION, IT'S NOT A 465 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,110 FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE SO MUCH 466 00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:27,230 AS A FAILURE TO ACT ON AVAILABLE 467 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,159 INTELLIGENCE. 468 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:30,110 YOU AND I CAN SIT AT HOME ON OUR 469 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,080 RECLINER AND WATCH ON 470 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:35,230 SOCIAL MEDIA THIS THING PLAY OUT 471 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,240 ABOUT TWO WEEKS BEFORE 472 00:15:36,259 --> 00:15:37,039 INSURRECTION. 473 00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:38,279 THEY HAD IT, THEY DID PASS IT TO 474 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:43,000 THE CAPITOL POLICE, FBI OFFICES 475 00:15:43,019 --> 00:15:44,139 SAID YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A 476 00:15:44,159 --> 00:15:44,240 PROBLEM HERE. 477 00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:48,110 THE PROBLEM IS TWO FOLD. 478 00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:49,070 THE FBI DOESN'T PROTECT 479 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:50,230 BUILDINGS BUT ALSO I'M NOT 480 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,240 BUYING THIS WE TOLD THE CAPITOL 481 00:15:52,259 --> 00:15:53,149 POLICE, NOT OUR PROBLEM, THAT'S 482 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,200 NOT HOW IT WORKS. 483 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:58,159 YOU'RE RIGHT, IF WE CHANGE 484 00:15:58,179 --> 00:15:59,230 RELIGION OR COLOR OF ALL THESE 485 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,269 PEOPLE PLANNING THIS WE MIGHT 486 00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:02,159 HAVE SEEN A MORE AGGRESSIVE 487 00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:04,289 RESPONSE, THAT'S A PROBLEM. 488 00:16:05,009 --> 00:16:06,139 >> Bill: THANK YOU, FRANK, YOU 489 00:16:06,159 --> 00:16:08,240 LOOK LIKE YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE 490 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,120 ON TV, YOU SHOULD BE BACK IN THE 491 00:16:10,139 --> 00:16:13,279 FBI BUILDING. 492 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,169 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL! 493 00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:17,110 HE'S THE HOST OF SNAPCHAT'S 494 00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:18,059 POLITICAL SHOW "GOOD LUCK 495 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,100 AMERICA" AND CONTRIBUTING WRITER 496 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,250 FOR VANITY FAIR: PETER HAMBY. 497 00:16:21,269 --> 00:16:23,169 [APPLAUSE] 498 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,080 HE'S THE CO-HOST OF "THE FIFTH 499 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:29,100 COLUMN" PODCAST: KMELE FOSTER. 500 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:33,210 GREAT TO SEE YOU BOTH. 501 00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:34,200 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 502 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,149 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WATCH THE 503 00:16:35,169 --> 00:16:40,000 FIRST PRESS BRIEFING THE DAY 504 00:16:40,019 --> 00:16:40,279 BIDEN WAS INAUGURATED, I DON'T 505 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,000 EVEN HAVE THE NAMES YET. 506 00:16:45,019 --> 00:16:45,129 >> JEN PSAKI. 507 00:16:45,149 --> 00:16:46,230 >> Bill: SHE IS GOOD TO. 508 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,190 >> THE BAR IS LOW. 509 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:50,110 >> Bill: RIGHT OFF THE BAT. 510 00:16:50,129 --> 00:16:50,289 IT GIVES HER A SHOT RIGHT OFF 511 00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,159 THE BAT. 512 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,129 >> SHE IS GREAT BUT THE BAR IS 513 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:56,179 LOW. 514 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,080 >> Bill: OF COURSE IT IS BUT 515 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,149 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE, I FEEL LIKE 516 00:17:00,169 --> 00:17:02,070 TALKING TO MY FRIENDS, EVERYONE 517 00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:03,279 HAS THIS DREAMLIKE QUALITY TO 518 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,279 THE EXPERIENCE, DID THAT REALLY 519 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:08,150 HAPPEN? 520 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,160 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THE 521 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:11,259 TV SHOW DALLAS, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG 522 00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:13,180 FOR SURE BUT THEY HAD A WHOLE 523 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,289 EPISODE WHERE IT WAS A DREAM, 524 00:17:16,009 --> 00:17:17,130 PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE THE WHOLE 525 00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:19,170 SEASON, IT WAS A DREAM AND THE 526 00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:20,210 NEXT SEASON STARTED AND GUYS IN 527 00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:22,019 THE SHOWER ARE LIKE I DREAMED 528 00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:26,009 THAT SEASON, THAT'S HOW I FELT. 529 00:17:26,029 --> 00:17:27,109 >> IT WAS SHOCKINGLY NORMAL AND 530 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,230 I THINK IT WAS HELPED BY THE 531 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,019 FACT THAT WHATEVER YOU THINK 532 00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:32,289 ABOUT THE IDEA OF A TECH 533 00:17:33,009 --> 00:17:33,220 PLATFORM KICKING A POLITICAL 534 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,049 LEADER OF A PLATFORM, IT WAS 535 00:17:36,069 --> 00:17:37,269 HELPED BY THE FACT THAT TRUMP 536 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:39,029 WASN'T ABLE TO TWEET DURING THE 537 00:17:39,049 --> 00:17:40,109 INAUGURATION FOR THE FIRST FEW 538 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:44,150 DAYS, IT DOES FEEL LIKE THE 539 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:45,119 WHOLE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION HAS 540 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:46,289 JUST DISAPPEARED AND WE LIVED 541 00:17:47,009 --> 00:17:47,230 THROUGH A FEVER DREAM. 542 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,069 >> Bill: HERE'S THE KEY 543 00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:50,099 QUESTION, HOW MUCH POWER DOES HE 544 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:53,109 RETAIN? 545 00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:53,240 DONALD TRUMP. 546 00:17:53,259 --> 00:17:55,009 THAT WILL TELL A LOT. 547 00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:57,119 IS IT THE END OF TRAINING DAY 548 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,180 WERE DENZEL WASHINGTON IS LIKE 549 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,170 "I'M KING KONG UP HERE" AND THEY 550 00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:04,220 ARE LIKE "NO YOU'RE NOT ANYMORE, 551 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,099 YOUR POWER IS GONE." 552 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:07,180 [LAUGHTER] 553 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:07,259 [APPLAUSE] 554 00:18:07,279 --> 00:18:09,210 >> IT REMAINS TO BE SEEN, THERE 555 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,180 IS SOME INDICATION THAT SOME OF 556 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,099 TRUMP'S BASE OF SUPPORT SEEMS TO 557 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:15,119 BE ERODING, HIS BRAND IS I WIN, 558 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:17,130 I GO OUT AND I WIN AND HE VERY 559 00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:22,160 MUCH LOST IN TH THERE MAY BE A 560 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:24,000 NARRATIVE OUT THERE ABOUT HAVING 561 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,289 WON BUT A LOT OF FOLKS AREN'T 562 00:18:26,009 --> 00:18:27,279 BUYING THAT ANYMORE. 563 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,009 NIXON LEADS OFFICE, REPUBLICANS 564 00:18:29,029 --> 00:18:30,210 ARE HIGH ON HIM, LESS RELUCTANT 565 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:35,039 TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE AWFULNESS. 566 00:18:35,059 --> 00:18:36,099 >> Bill: THEY SAY HE'S 567 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:37,039 STARTING THIS PATRIOT PARTY, 568 00:18:37,059 --> 00:18:41,039 THAT'S THE NAME OF IT. 569 00:18:41,059 --> 00:18:42,190 THAT SOUNDS LIKE NAZIS TO ME, 570 00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:44,250 NOT LIKE THEY ARE KILLING ALL 571 00:18:44,269 --> 00:18:48,170 THE JEWS, WHENEVER YOU ARE THAT 572 00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:50,089 BLATANT ABOUT IT WE ARE THE 573 00:18:50,109 --> 00:18:52,049 PATRIOTS, WHERE THE GOOD PEOPLE. 574 00:18:52,069 --> 00:18:53,059 >> WOULD YOU PREFER TRUMP 575 00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:54,250 ORGANIZATION IS THE NAME OF THE 576 00:18:54,269 --> 00:18:56,049 NEW ENTITY? 577 00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:59,289 >> Bill: I ACTUALLY WOULD DO. 578 00:19:00,009 --> 00:19:02,150 "PATRIOT PARTY" IS VERY BROWN 579 00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:05,019 SHIRTY, ALL THE PEOPLE WHO 580 00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:08,009 BELIEVE MIGHT IS RIGHT, TWO 581 00:19:08,029 --> 00:19:09,009 GENERATIONS PAST WHERE THEY 582 00:19:09,029 --> 00:19:10,109 TAUGHT ANYTHING IN SCHOOL, IT'S 583 00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:12,119 NOT LIKE PEOPLE KNOW THEY ARE 584 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:12,279 VIOLATING THE CONSTITUTION 585 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:13,190 BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S 586 00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:16,039 IN IT TO BEGIN WITH. 587 00:19:16,059 --> 00:19:17,000 THEY DON'T KNOW THEY ARE 588 00:19:17,019 --> 00:19:20,230 FASCISTS BUT THEY ARE. 589 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,180 THEY ARE ALL GOING TO BE IN THE 590 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,190 PATRIOT PARTY AND THAT'S GOING 591 00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:24,289 TO BE A DANGEROUS -- TALK ABOUT 592 00:19:25,009 --> 00:19:27,140 FIFTH COLUMN. 593 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,089 >> I SAW SOME PEOPLE ON TWITTER 594 00:19:29,109 --> 00:19:32,039 SNICKERING ABOUT THE IDEA OF 595 00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:33,069 TRUMP CREATING A PATRIOT PARTY 596 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,200 IN PART BECAUSE TRUMP DOESN'T 597 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:37,279 HAVE THE WORK ETHIC TO DO SUCH A 598 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:38,109 THING. 599 00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:40,200 >> TRUMP UNIVERSITY, TRUMP 600 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,089 STAKES. 601 00:19:41,109 --> 00:19:43,220 >> Bill: HE HAS PEOPLE AROUND 602 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,039 HIM. 603 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,140 >> I TAKE IT SOMEWHAT SERIOUSLY, 604 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,170 USE ALL THESE PEOPLE IN THE 605 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,039 CONSERVATIVE UNIVERSE FROM 606 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:51,269 LOU DOBBS TO CHARLIE KIRK SAY 607 00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:55,119 THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 608 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:56,289 IF ANYONE CAN GET BALLOT ACCESS, 609 00:19:57,009 --> 00:20:00,230 RAISE SMALL DONOR MONEY, HAVE 610 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:03,160 SUPPORT IN EVERY SINGLE STATE 611 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,059 OUTSIDE OF A POLITICAL PARTY, 612 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:07,039 IT'S DONALD TRUMP. 613 00:20:07,059 --> 00:20:09,099 THE PROBLEM IS IT WOULD JUST 614 00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:10,259 DEPRIVE HIM IN A DIFFERENT WAY 615 00:20:10,279 --> 00:20:12,259 OF POWER. 616 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,130 THE WAFER TRUMP IS TO REACH 617 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:16,130 SUCCESS IS TO DO THE HOSTILE 618 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:18,049 TAKEOVER OF THE REPUBLICAN 619 00:20:18,069 --> 00:20:19,099 PARTY, TO WIN REPUBLICAN 620 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:21,160 PRIMARIES AND WIN ELECTIONS. 621 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,250 PATRIOT PARTY WOULD HOLD DOWN 622 00:20:22,269 --> 00:20:24,170 REPUBLICAN VOTES AS A THIRD 623 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,269 PARTY IN THE GENERAL ELECTION, 624 00:20:25,289 --> 00:20:28,089 IT WOULD ALLOW DEMOCRATS TO WIN 625 00:20:28,109 --> 00:20:29,079 BECAUSE IT WOULD SIPHON VOTERS 626 00:20:29,099 --> 00:20:32,039 OUT OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. 627 00:20:32,059 --> 00:20:34,019 >> ANOTHER AVENUE IS TO TAKE 628 00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:40,220 ADVANTAGE OF ONE OF THE PARTIES 629 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,069 THAT EXIST COME ANOTHER 630 00:20:41,089 --> 00:20:43,099 LIBERTARIAN PARTY OR ONE OF THE 631 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:45,160 REFORM PARTY'S -- I'M MORE 632 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,119 SKEPTICAL OF THIS PROPOSITION, 633 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:49,079 IT TAKES A GREAT DEAL OF 634 00:20:49,099 --> 00:20:49,180 ORGANIZATION. 635 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,019 IF THERE'S ANYTHING WE KNOW 636 00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:53,039 ABOUT DONALD TRUMP, HE'S NOT 637 00:20:53,059 --> 00:20:53,210 WELL ORGANIZED. 638 00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:55,029 >> Bill: I MUST TELL YOU 639 00:20:55,049 --> 00:20:56,029 GENTLEMEN, THIS DOES SOUND LIKE 640 00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:59,109 THE SAME SHIT I HEARD BEFORE HE 641 00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:00,170 BECAME PRESIDENT. 642 00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:01,230 DONALD TRUMP IS JUST A BUFFOON, 643 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,140 HE'S NOT SERIOUS, HE'LL NEVER DO 644 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,180 THIS, HE'LL NEVER DO THAT AND HE 645 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:06,269 DID IT ALL. 646 00:21:06,289 --> 00:21:09,180 >> BALLOT ACCESS H IS DIFFERENT 647 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:15,049 FROM HAVING BRAND NAME 648 00:21:15,069 --> 00:21:15,220 RECOGNITION. 649 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,029 THE NOTION OF REFERRING TO THESE 650 00:21:18,049 --> 00:21:19,269 PEOPLE AS FASCISTS -- I OFTEN 651 00:21:19,289 --> 00:21:21,180 WORRY ABOUT GIVING THE MAN TOO 652 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,109 MUCH CREDIT AND I WORRY ABOUT 653 00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:24,220 USING WORDS THAT ARE HIGHLY 654 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,240 CHARGED THAT MAY NOT IN FACT 655 00:21:26,259 --> 00:21:30,029 ILLUMINATE THE CONVERSATION. 656 00:21:30,049 --> 00:21:33,049 >> Bill: I AGREE WITH THAT IN 657 00:21:33,069 --> 00:21:34,039 THEORY, THERE'S A LOT OF 658 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,160 DEFINITIONS OF FASCISM. 659 00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:39,019 I'VE HEARD MANY OVER THE YEARS, 660 00:21:39,039 --> 00:21:40,089 LEARNED OF PEOPLE DISAGREE BUT 661 00:21:40,109 --> 00:21:41,269 THE ONE THING WE LINE UP BEHIND, 662 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,140 THE IDEA THAT MIGHT MAKES RIGHT 663 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,130 AND WE DON'T RESPECT DEMOCRATIC 664 00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:46,190 NORMS. 665 00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:49,240 IF YOU CAN'T CALL WHAT THE 666 00:21:49,259 --> 00:21:51,279 PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO UNDO THE 667 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,049 ELECTION, EVEN THE REPUBLICAN 668 00:21:56,069 --> 00:21:57,109 JUDGES -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT 669 00:21:57,130 --> 00:22:00,019 FASCISM IS. 670 00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:03,269 WHAT DEFINITION DO WE HAVE FOUR 671 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:04,019 AT? 672 00:22:04,039 --> 00:22:06,289 THAT IS FASCISM, A LOT OF THESE 673 00:22:07,009 --> 00:22:08,150 PEOPLE, EVEN THE REPUBLICANS IN 674 00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:10,140 CONGRESS, THEY ARE NOT SORRY 675 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,289 ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED ON 676 00:22:13,009 --> 00:22:13,160 JANUARY 6TH, THEY ARE SORRY 677 00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:15,160 DIDN'T WORK. 678 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:18,119 >> THEY ARE SORRY IT HAPPENED TO 679 00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:19,180 THEM, THEY FELT PERSONALLY 680 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,170 THREATENED. 681 00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:21,119 THAT'S ONE REASON McCONNELL IS 682 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:24,279 SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS. 683 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,269 >> I'M SKEPTICAL THEY DON'T 684 00:22:26,289 --> 00:22:28,029 REGRET THIS HAPPENED. 685 00:22:28,049 --> 00:22:29,289 I JUST WANT TO PUT IT INTO 686 00:22:30,009 --> 00:22:31,230 ANOTHER CONTEXT, IMAGINE ONE 687 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,000 POSSIBILITY, WHAT WE'VE SEEN 688 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,279 OVER THE LAST TEN, 12 MONTHS IS 689 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,279 A BIT OF UNRAVELING. 690 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,009 THIS ESCALATION OF POLITICAL 691 00:22:39,029 --> 00:22:40,099 VIOLENCE IT IS NOT LIMITED TO 692 00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,150 THE RIGHT BUT IT HAS EXISTED ON 693 00:22:42,170 --> 00:22:44,210 THE LEFT AS WELL. 694 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:46,160 WE SAW $2 BILLION WORTH OF 695 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:47,259 DAMAGE DONE OVER SEVERAL MONTHS, 696 00:22:47,279 --> 00:22:49,109 WE SAW DAYS OF CIVIL UNREST IN 697 00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:50,240 THE STREETS, WAS A FEDERAL 698 00:22:50,259 --> 00:22:52,279 BUILDING SURROUNDED AND HELD 699 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,170 UNDER SIEGE FOR DAYS AT A TIME. 700 00:22:56,190 --> 00:22:57,160 THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF 701 00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:59,220 AMERICA AND WE HAVE SEEN A 702 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,289 STEADY INCREASE IN THE 703 00:23:01,009 --> 00:23:01,279 REGULARITY AND FREQUENCY OF 704 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,240 POLITICAL VIOLENCE IN THIS 705 00:23:02,259 --> 00:23:04,170 COUNTRY AND IF THERE IS A 706 00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:05,289 BROADER TREND AS OPPOSED TO A 707 00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,200 SPECIFIC MOVEMENT THAT IS 708 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,029 BROKEN, THEN WE ARE TALKING 709 00:23:09,049 --> 00:23:10,150 ABOUT TOO NARROW A PROBLEM AS 710 00:23:10,170 --> 00:23:11,019 OPPOSED TO THE RIGHT PROBLEM 711 00:23:11,039 --> 00:23:13,250 WHICH MIGHT BE A MAJOR DEFECT IN 712 00:23:13,269 --> 00:23:17,279 OUR POLICY. 713 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,269 >> GOING BACK TO THE SEATTLE WT 714 00:23:20,289 --> 00:23:23,039 OH PROTESTS IN 2,000, THERE'S 715 00:23:23,059 --> 00:23:24,049 ALWAYS BEEN AN ANARCHIST BLACK 716 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:27,059 BLOCK OF GUTTER PUNK ON THE 717 00:23:27,079 --> 00:23:28,079 LEFT. 718 00:23:28,099 --> 00:23:28,240 >> THIS WAS SUSTAINED COME 719 00:23:28,259 --> 00:23:32,099 ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 720 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:38,170 >> SURE, BUT TRUMP HAS INFECTED 721 00:23:38,190 --> 00:23:39,279 EVERY STATE CAPITAL. 722 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,109 >> WE WERE PROMISED ARMED 723 00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:42,200 REBELLION, THAT DID NOT 724 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,259 MATERIALIZE WHICH IS WHY I'M 725 00:23:43,279 --> 00:23:45,140 SAYING I'M WORRIED WE MAY BE 726 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,150 MISSED CASTING THIS. 727 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:47,170 IF WE ARE THINKING IT'S TRUMP 728 00:23:47,190 --> 00:23:49,140 AND TRUMP IS THE PROBLEM, AS YOU 729 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,180 MENTIONED ALREADY EARLIER IN THE 730 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,190 SHOW, WE SAW HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE 731 00:23:52,210 --> 00:23:54,039 IN THE STREETS BREAKING WINDOWS 732 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:56,089 AFTER BIDEN WON. 733 00:23:56,109 --> 00:23:58,109 SOMETHING IS WRONG AND I WORRY 734 00:23:58,130 --> 00:23:59,240 WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS. 735 00:23:59,259 --> 00:24:00,160 >> Bill: THAT'S A GREAT 736 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:03,079 QUESTION TO GET TO KNOW THAT 737 00:24:03,099 --> 00:24:04,279 WE'VE GOTTEN RID OF TRUMP, WE 738 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,170 ARE FACED WITH THIS PROBLEM AS 739 00:24:06,190 --> 00:24:06,279 AMERICANS. 740 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,059 NOW WE CAN'T BLAME EVERYTHING ON 741 00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:09,289 HIM. 742 00:24:10,009 --> 00:24:11,130 NOW WE HAVE TO LOOK IN THE 743 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,079 MIRROR AND WE'LL FIND OUT IN THE 744 00:24:12,099 --> 00:24:15,089 NEXT HUNDRED DAYS IF IT WAS ALL 745 00:24:15,109 --> 00:24:16,150 TRUMP WHO WAS THE BAD GUY AND I 746 00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:18,230 SAID FROM THE BEGINNING WITH THE 747 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:22,160 VIRUS, HE CERTAINLY PLAYED HIS 748 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:23,210 PART HORRIBLY BEGINNING WITH 749 00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:25,029 GETTING THAT LITTLE TEAM OUT OF 750 00:24:25,049 --> 00:24:25,200 CHINA THAT COULD'VE STOPPED 751 00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:29,150 STOPPED THE WHOLE FUCKING THING 752 00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:32,089 TO BEGIN WITH, BUT IT'S ALSO ON 753 00:24:32,109 --> 00:24:32,250 THE AMERICAN MEDICAL 754 00:24:32,269 --> 00:24:33,210 ESTABLISHMENT THAT NEVER TOLD 755 00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:35,009 THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THE BEST 756 00:24:35,029 --> 00:24:37,079 WAY YOU CAN HANDLE THIS IS GET 757 00:24:37,099 --> 00:24:38,279 YOURSELF IN BETTER SHAPE, GET 758 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,230 YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM BETTER, STOP 759 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,180 EATING SHIT FOOD AND SUGAR AND 760 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,289 DAY DRINKING, THEY NEVER HAD THE 761 00:24:44,009 --> 00:24:45,119 GUTS TO DO THAT, THEY WOULDN'T 762 00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:47,089 EVEN SAY THE WORD OBESITY ON 763 00:24:47,109 --> 00:24:48,059 TELEVISION. 764 00:24:48,079 --> 00:24:51,009 THAT WOULD BE FAT SHAMING. 765 00:24:51,029 --> 00:24:56,089 THE CODE NOW IS "PRECONDITION." 766 00:24:56,109 --> 00:24:57,240 CAN AMERICA DO THIS? 767 00:24:57,259 --> 00:24:58,130 COMPETENCE IS ALWAYS WHAT I COME 768 00:24:58,150 --> 00:25:00,029 BACK TO. 769 00:25:00,049 --> 00:25:02,049 I SEE IT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL IN 770 00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:03,119 MY LIFE, WE ALL DO WHEN WE USED 771 00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:05,269 TO GO OUT -- WHEN WE USED TO 772 00:25:05,289 --> 00:25:09,069 HAVE DAYS TO GO OUT IN -- AND I 773 00:25:09,089 --> 00:25:12,160 SEE IT ON A NATIONAL LEVEL, CAN 774 00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:13,059 WE DO SHIT ANYMORE? 775 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:15,019 WE CAN'T SEEM TO GET THE VACCINE 776 00:25:15,039 --> 00:25:17,200 ROLE OUTGOING, THAT'S NOT A 777 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:20,039 GREAT HARBINGER OF WHAT'S TO 778 00:25:20,059 --> 00:25:20,140 COME. 779 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,190 CAN WE, EVEN IF WE CAN'T BLAME 780 00:25:21,210 --> 00:25:24,190 IT ON TRUMP? 781 00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:27,200 >> HERE IN THE GREAT SOCIALIST 782 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:29,160 REPUBLIC OF CALIFORNIA, IT'S 783 00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:30,140 INSANELY HARD TO GET -- 784 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,049 >> Bill: DON'T GET ME STARTED, 785 00:25:32,069 --> 00:25:32,230 YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING. 786 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:35,279 >> SAME. 787 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,039 HERE'S A GOOD EXAMPLE, MY 788 00:25:37,059 --> 00:25:39,029 PARENTS ARE IN THEIR EARLY 789 00:25:39,049 --> 00:25:41,119 70s, MY MOM GOT VACCINATED 790 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:42,220 TODAY AT A DISTRIBUTION CENTER 791 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,109 IN RICHMOND, VIRGINIA. 792 00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:45,200 MY DAD IS GETTING VACCINATED AT 793 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:47,069 A KROGER. 794 00:25:47,089 --> 00:25:50,180 OUR HEALTH CARE SYSTEM IS SO 795 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,089 BUNK THAT WE ARE GOING TO CVS 796 00:25:53,109 --> 00:25:55,109 AND WALGREENS AND I THINK IT'S A 797 00:25:55,130 --> 00:25:56,000 LITTLE BIT TOO GLIB OF THE LEFT 798 00:25:56,019 --> 00:25:59,019 TO SAY THAT NATIONALIZED 799 00:25:59,039 --> 00:25:59,190 HEALTH CARE IN THIS COUNTRY 800 00:25:59,210 --> 00:26:02,130 WOULD HAVE MADE OUR COVID 801 00:26:02,150 --> 00:26:04,170 RESPONSE THAT MUCH BETTER BUT 802 00:26:04,190 --> 00:26:08,039 CERTAINLY ON THE DISTRIBUTION 803 00:26:08,059 --> 00:26:09,180 FRONT, IT WOULD'VE BEEN WAY 804 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,150 BETTER. 805 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:14,180 NHS ISN'T TELLING PEOPLE IN 806 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,079 THEIR COMMUNITIES IN THE U.K., 807 00:26:16,099 --> 00:26:17,210 COME ON IN, WE'LL STICK YOUR 808 00:26:17,230 --> 00:26:19,009 ARM -- YOUR HALF THE COUNTRY 809 00:26:19,029 --> 00:26:21,059 DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET A 810 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,190 VACCINE, LITERALLY ACCORDING TO 811 00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:22,259 SURVEYS. 812 00:26:22,279 --> 00:26:26,220 I DON'T KNOW WHEN MY TURN COMES 813 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,049 WHERE I'LL GET THE VACCINE. 814 00:26:29,069 --> 00:26:30,210 >> Bill: ONE THING WE ARE GOOD 815 00:26:30,230 --> 00:26:31,220 AT AND IT'S BIPARTISAN, WE ARE 816 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,150 ABLE TO PRINT MONEY WE DON'T 817 00:26:34,170 --> 00:26:36,000 HAVE AND HANDED OUT TO THE NEEDY 818 00:26:36,019 --> 00:26:38,269 AND UNMEDIA LIKE. 819 00:26:38,289 --> 00:26:40,059 THAT SEEMS TO BE WHAT WE ARE 820 00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:41,240 REALLY GOOD AT, PRINTING NEW 821 00:26:41,259 --> 00:26:44,289 MONEY AND GIVING IT AWAY. 822 00:26:45,009 --> 00:26:46,180 THAT'S WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO. 823 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,029 >> ARE YOU PAUL RYAN NOW? 824 00:26:49,049 --> 00:26:51,089 >> Bill: IS THAT WRONG? 825 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,109 >> I THINK IT'S WORTH BEING 826 00:26:53,130 --> 00:26:56,029 CONCERNED ABOUT A CIRCUMSTANCE 827 00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:59,049 WHERE WE'VE CREATED EFFECTIVELY 828 00:26:59,069 --> 00:26:59,230 AROUND $5 TRILLION OVER THE 829 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,029 COURSE OF 11 MONTHS. 830 00:27:01,049 --> 00:27:02,269 IF IT'S A $20 TRILLION ECONOMY, 831 00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:04,140 THAT IS A BIG DEAL AND THE 832 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,180 QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT WE ARE 833 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:09,220 DOING THAT IN A BIG WAY IS A BIG 834 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:09,279 DEAL. 835 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:10,210 >> Bill: TO ANSWER YOUR 836 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:12,039 QUESTION, I'M NOT PAUL RYAN BUT 837 00:27:12,059 --> 00:27:13,000 IF I AGREED WITH HIM ON 838 00:27:13,019 --> 00:27:13,259 SOMETHING IT WOULDN'T MAKE ME A 839 00:27:13,279 --> 00:27:17,160 HORRIBLE PERSON. 840 00:27:17,180 --> 00:27:18,160 THAT'S THE ARGUMENT THAT YOU 841 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,160 SOUND LIKE SOMEONE ON THE RED 842 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,029 TEAM YOU MUST BE WRONG. 843 00:27:21,049 --> 00:27:25,039 I'M JUST SAYING -- I WOULD 844 00:27:25,059 --> 00:27:26,150 RATHER SEE THE MONEY TARGETED 845 00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:27,130 MORE, I DON'T FEEL LIKE WE ARE 846 00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:29,170 GREAT AT TARGETING, THE ONLY 847 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,230 THING WE CAN DO PRECISELY IS 848 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,089 BOMB. 849 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,119 WHEN WE WANT TO BOMB SOMETHING, 850 00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:37,089 THAT'S THE ONE THING -- 851 00:27:37,109 --> 00:27:39,089 EVERYTHING ELSE IS WE SPRAY IT, 852 00:27:39,109 --> 00:27:41,269 WE JUST SPRAY IT AROUND. 853 00:27:41,289 --> 00:27:46,079 >> I TALKED TO SOME REPUBLICAN 854 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:47,009 LEADERSHIP IN THE SENATE 855 00:27:47,029 --> 00:27:48,259 YESTERDAY ABOUT THE BILL, 856 00:27:48,279 --> 00:27:51,279 BIDEN'S PROPOSAL, $1.9 TRILLION, 857 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:57,269 REMEMBER THE STIMULUS IN 2009 858 00:27:57,289 --> 00:28:00,000 WAS 800 BILLION? 859 00:28:00,019 --> 00:28:01,150 >> Bill: AND THEY WENT BACK 860 00:28:01,170 --> 00:28:01,210 SHIT. 861 00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:04,039 >> THAT'S WHEN WE GOT THE 862 00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:06,190 EUPHEMISM, JOBS CREATED OR SAVED 863 00:28:06,210 --> 00:28:06,289 WHICH WAS FAKE. 864 00:28:07,009 --> 00:28:08,130 >> BIDEN PRESIDED OVER THE 865 00:28:08,150 --> 00:28:11,220 RECOVERY IN 2008 AND HE HAS A 866 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,119 LOT OF IDEAS BUT THE REPUBLICAN 867 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:14,279 VIEWPOINT ON THIS IN THE SENATE 868 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,230 IS WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SAYING, 869 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,220 CHECKS -- A LOT OF REPUBLICANS 870 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,289 CAME OUT FOR THAT TOO THOUSAND 871 00:28:23,009 --> 00:28:25,109 DOLLAR CHECK, CHECKS COULD WORK, 872 00:28:25,130 --> 00:28:25,279 VACCINE CREATION AND 873 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,059 DISTRIBUTION, THAT COULD WORK 874 00:28:28,079 --> 00:28:31,180 BUT THEY ARE BALKING AT THE IDEA 875 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,240 THAT WE HAVE ALREADY ALLOTTED 876 00:28:32,259 --> 00:28:33,230 FOR TRILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF 877 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:35,089 SPENDING OVER THE LAST YEAR, WE 878 00:28:35,109 --> 00:28:36,279 ARE GOING TO GIVE MORE MONEY TO 879 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,039 STATES AND THE CITIES, THEY 880 00:28:38,059 --> 00:28:40,180 AREN'T SURE ABOUT THAT AND THEY 881 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,119 ALSO THINK THAT CHUCK SCHUMER 882 00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:43,140 AND NANCY PELOSI ARE GOING TO 883 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,160 LARD UP THIS BILL WITH WHATEVER 884 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,220 THEY WANT TO. 885 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,190 >> Bill: TOM BRADY GOT MONEY 886 00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:51,130 THE LAST TIME AND JOEL OSTEEN 887 00:28:51,150 --> 00:28:53,049 AND SOME OF IT YOU CAN NEVER 888 00:28:53,069 --> 00:28:54,049 TRANSFER MONEY EXCEPT FOR A 889 00:28:54,069 --> 00:28:56,150 LEAKY BUCKET, I GET SOME OF 890 00:28:56,170 --> 00:28:56,289 THAT. 891 00:28:57,009 --> 00:28:58,170 IT JUST SEEMS LIKE WE DON'T DO 892 00:28:58,190 --> 00:29:01,160 ANYTHING WITH GREAT CARE. 893 00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:04,089 WHY NOT? 894 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:06,069 WE ARE MAKING MONEY WITH A MINT 895 00:29:06,089 --> 00:29:06,140 ANYWAY. 896 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,230 >> I THINK THE BIDEN PEOPLE SAY 897 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,289 THIS PRIVATELY THIS IS A 898 00:29:11,009 --> 00:29:12,130 STARTING POINT, THERE'S GOING TO 899 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:14,089 BE A NEGOTIATION AND I THINK 900 00:29:14,109 --> 00:29:15,269 IT'S IN BIDEN'S HEART THAT HE 901 00:29:15,289 --> 00:29:18,039 WANTS TO PEEL OFF SOME 902 00:29:18,059 --> 00:29:19,250 REPUBLICAN SENATORS. 903 00:29:19,269 --> 00:29:22,039 >> WRITING CHECKS IS EASY, THE 904 00:29:22,059 --> 00:29:23,069 REALLY HARD STUFF, THE SINGLE 905 00:29:23,089 --> 00:29:25,200 MOST IMPORTANT THING THEY CAN DO 906 00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:26,190 IS REOPEN SCHOOLS AND FOCUS LIKE 907 00:29:26,210 --> 00:29:29,130 A LASER ON HOW TO HELP STATES DO 908 00:29:29,150 --> 00:29:30,039 THAT WOULD -- 909 00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:32,160 >> THIS MONEY FOR THAT IN THE 910 00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:32,240 PROPOSAL. 911 00:29:32,259 --> 00:29:35,140 >> IT'S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN 912 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,119 MONEY AND UNFORTUNATELY I THINK 913 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:38,009 THERE'S A LOT OF GRANDSTANDING 914 00:29:38,029 --> 00:29:41,269 TAKING PLACE. 915 00:29:41,289 --> 00:29:43,109 THE PROFOUND FAILURE OF THIS 916 00:29:43,130 --> 00:29:45,089 ENTIRE GOVERNMENT, THE 917 00:29:45,109 --> 00:29:46,119 BUREAUCRACY, DEMOCRATS AND 918 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:47,140 REPUBLICANS ALIKE TO ACTUALLY 919 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,190 RISE TO THE OCCASION AND MEET 920 00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:51,150 THIS CHALLENGE, THEY FAILED 921 00:29:51,170 --> 00:29:52,009 PROFOUNDLY. 922 00:29:52,029 --> 00:29:54,130 THE QUESTION OF WHAT WE DO FROM 923 00:29:54,150 --> 00:29:55,160 HERE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT 924 00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:56,160 QUESTION WE OUGHT TO BE 925 00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:58,210 PONDERING AND WE DON'T HAVE 926 00:29:58,230 --> 00:29:59,109 TRUMP TO KICK AROUND. 927 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,160 >> I THINK ONE OF THE DUMBEST 928 00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:02,049 THINGS OF COVID GOING BACK TO 929 00:30:02,069 --> 00:30:05,089 WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, WE THINK -- 930 00:30:05,109 --> 00:30:07,089 A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THE LEFT 931 00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:08,119 THINK JUST BECAUSE DEMOCRATS ARE 932 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,210 DOING SOMETHING OR SAYING 933 00:30:09,230 --> 00:30:10,240 SOMETHING IS AUTOMATICALLY 934 00:30:10,259 --> 00:30:12,180 CORRECT AND IF REPUBLICANS DO 935 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,220 IT'S AUTOMATICALLY STUPID. 936 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,269 MAYOR GARCETTI IN LOS ANGELES, 937 00:30:16,289 --> 00:30:19,109 GOVERNOR NEWSOM, WHY IS THE 938 00:30:19,130 --> 00:30:21,140 GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK ANDREW 939 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,170 CUOMO SAINT OF COVID TO? 940 00:30:22,190 --> 00:30:26,269 HIS TO IT -- A BOOK TOUR BEFORE 941 00:30:26,289 --> 00:30:27,240 THE PANDEMIC IS EVEN OVERCOME 942 00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:29,289 IT'S RIDICULOUS! 943 00:30:30,009 --> 00:30:31,029 >> Bill: RIGHT. 944 00:30:31,049 --> 00:30:32,039 HE PUT PEOPLE BACK IN THE 945 00:30:32,059 --> 00:30:34,269 NURSING HOMES, HE DID THE WRONG 946 00:30:34,289 --> 00:30:35,039 THING. 947 00:30:35,059 --> 00:30:37,150 THE IDIOT IN FLORIDA DID IT 948 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:37,250 BETTER. 949 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:39,099 >> HE LET HIS POLITICAL 950 00:30:39,119 --> 00:30:40,099 DISAGREEMENTS WITH THE MAYOR OF 951 00:30:40,119 --> 00:30:42,000 NEW YORK CITY GET IN THE WAY OF 952 00:30:42,019 --> 00:30:44,210 SWIFT AND GOOD DECISION-MAKING 953 00:30:44,230 --> 00:30:47,029 AND HE'S HELD UP AS A PARAGON OF 954 00:30:47,049 --> 00:30:48,160 GOOD GOVERNANCE BECAUSE HE'S A 955 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:48,259 DEMOCRAT TO. 956 00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:50,150 >> Bill: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE A 957 00:30:50,170 --> 00:30:51,230 NEW PRESIDENT, NOT JUST BECAUSE 958 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:53,269 THE LAST ONE WAS THE WORST 959 00:30:53,289 --> 00:30:55,049 PERSON IN THE WORLD, BUT FOR 960 00:30:55,069 --> 00:30:57,220 COMEDY -- WE NEED NEW COMEDY. 961 00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,279 I WAS WATCHING THE INAUGURATION, 962 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,200 AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF LET'S 963 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:04,150 JUST START RIGHT HERE. 964 00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:05,230 I WAS LOOKING AT JOE BIDEN AND 965 00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:06,180 IT LOOKED LIKE HIS MIND WAS 966 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,109 DRIFTING AT TIMES AND I THOUGHT 967 00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:11,210 I THINK I CAN READ THIS MAN'S 968 00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:14,160 MIND -- WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR 969 00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:14,250 IT? 970 00:31:14,269 --> 00:31:15,039 [APPLAUSE] 971 00:31:15,059 --> 00:31:17,220 OH SURE, NOW. 972 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,039 SOME OF THE THINGS THAT WERE 973 00:31:20,059 --> 00:31:22,160 GOING THROUGH HIS MIND. 974 00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:23,069 J-LO? 975 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:24,039 I THOUGHT THEY SAID WE WERE 976 00:31:24,059 --> 00:31:27,259 HAVING JELL-O. 977 00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:28,190 NOT BAD FOR A KID FROM ANCIENT 978 00:31:28,210 --> 00:31:32,059 ROME. 979 00:31:32,079 --> 00:31:32,140 [LAUGHTER] 980 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:32,259 UH-OH. 981 00:31:32,279 --> 00:31:35,130 I HOPE THAT WAS JUST GAS. 982 00:31:35,150 --> 00:31:35,210 [LAUGHTER] 983 00:31:35,230 --> 00:31:36,130 [APPLAUSE] 984 00:31:36,150 --> 00:31:37,150 I SEE LADY GAGA, BUT WHERE'S 985 00:31:37,170 --> 00:31:40,289 LORD GAGA? 986 00:31:41,009 --> 00:31:46,259 I AM SO GETTING LAID TONIGHT. 987 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,039 [LAUGHTER] 988 00:31:47,059 --> 00:31:49,130 [APPLAUSE] 989 00:31:49,150 --> 00:31:57,170 WHO'S SLEEPY NOW, FUCK-FACE? 990 00:31:57,190 --> 00:31:58,230 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 991 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,289 LET'S GET BACK ON THE DISCUSSION 992 00:32:01,009 --> 00:32:02,240 OF THE ECONOMY, YOU HAVE BEEN 993 00:32:02,259 --> 00:32:06,240 CRITICAL OF BLACK LIVES MATTER 994 00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:11,150 RELATIONS WITH COMMUNISM AND 995 00:32:11,170 --> 00:32:12,279 ANTICAPITALISM, THERE IS A NEW 996 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,220 AFRICAN-AMERICAN CONGRESSMAN WHO 997 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,069 SAID CAPITALISM IS THE NEW 998 00:32:16,089 --> 00:32:19,230 SLAVERY. 999 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,289 TALKING ABOUT A BLACK LIVES 1000 00:32:21,009 --> 00:32:22,079 MATTER, YOU SAID "THEY ARE PART 1001 00:32:22,099 --> 00:32:24,059 OF A BROADER PROGRAM THAT IS 1002 00:32:24,079 --> 00:32:26,289 HOSTILE TOWARDS FREE MARKETS AND 1003 00:32:27,009 --> 00:32:27,190 CAPITALISM, HOSTILE TOWARDS 1004 00:32:27,210 --> 00:32:30,039 NOTIONS OF INDIVIDUALISM AND THE 1005 00:32:30,059 --> 00:32:30,240 SCIENTIFIC METHOD." 1006 00:32:30,259 --> 00:32:31,190 GIVE ME SOME EXAMPLES OF WHAT 1007 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:34,079 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1008 00:32:34,099 --> 00:32:35,150 >> THE IMPORTANT THING TO 1009 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:36,190 CONSIDER IS ONE FOLKS TALK ABOUT 1010 00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:37,190 BLACK LIVES MATTER IT'S OFTEN 1011 00:32:37,210 --> 00:32:39,089 SAID THIS IS AN ETHICAL 1012 00:32:39,109 --> 00:32:39,240 STATEMENT, IF YOU CAN'T 1013 00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:42,170 ACKNOWLEDGE THIS, THAT'S A REAL 1014 00:32:42,190 --> 00:32:42,240 PROBLEM. 1015 00:32:42,259 --> 00:32:43,230 BLACK LIVES MATTER IS A 1016 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:45,059 POLITICAL STATEMENT AND THERE'S 1017 00:32:45,079 --> 00:32:46,109 A POLITICAL PROGRAM ATTACHED TO 1018 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:48,220 IT AND PLENTY OF PEOPLE BROADLY 1019 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,079 MAY NOT BE AWARE OF IT BUT THE 1020 00:32:50,099 --> 00:32:51,230 FACT IT DOES HAVE SOME ROOTS IN 1021 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:54,109 MARXISM, THERE ARE RADICAL 1022 00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:56,119 ELEMENTS OF THE BLACK LIVES 1023 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,109 MATTER MOVEMENT THAT ARE VERY 1024 00:32:58,130 --> 00:32:59,009 DISINCLINED TOWARDS FREE MARKETS 1025 00:32:59,029 --> 00:33:02,250 AND CAPITALISM THAT CHALLENGE 1026 00:33:02,269 --> 00:33:04,130 BASIC NOTIONS THAT I THINK ARE 1027 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,240 BROADLY SHARED BY AMERICANS 1028 00:33:06,259 --> 00:33:09,109 ABOUT EQUALITY UNDER THE LAW. 1029 00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:12,210 THIS PIVOT TOWARDS EQUITY AND IT 1030 00:33:12,230 --> 00:33:14,019 FOCUSES DISPROPORTIONATELY ON 1031 00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:15,170 OUTCOMES IS SOMETHING THAT IS 1032 00:33:15,190 --> 00:33:16,180 RATHER NEW BUT SEEMS TO HAVE 1033 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,259 TAKEN THE COUNTRY BY STORM, THE 1034 00:33:19,279 --> 00:33:21,240 ONLY THING PEOPLE CAN TALK 1035 00:33:21,259 --> 00:33:22,099 ABOUT. 1036 00:33:22,119 --> 00:33:24,079 >> Bill: EQUITY AS OPPOSED TO 1037 00:33:24,099 --> 00:33:24,170 A QUALITY. 1038 00:33:24,190 --> 00:33:27,039 >> I CAN GIVE YOU A PRACTICAL 1039 00:33:27,059 --> 00:33:27,230 EXAMPLE OF THAT. 1040 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:29,160 COVID WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT 1041 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:31,220 A MOMENT AGO, WE KNOW THE MOST 1042 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,039 VULNERABLE POPULATION WHEN IT 1043 00:33:33,059 --> 00:33:34,170 COMES TO COVID ARE OLDER PEOPLE, 1044 00:33:34,190 --> 00:33:36,180 IF I TOOK PEOPLE OVER THE AGE OF 1045 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:40,000 55, THAT'S 80% OF THE DEATHS. 1046 00:33:40,019 --> 00:33:44,079 THERE HAVE BEEN ACTUAL 1047 00:33:44,099 --> 00:33:44,279 CONVERSATIONS ABOUT PRIORITIZING 1048 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,029 PEOPLE ON THE BASIS OF THEIR 1049 00:33:47,049 --> 00:33:48,190 RACE BECAUSE COVID IS SAID TO 1050 00:33:48,210 --> 00:33:49,109 DISPROPORTIONATELY IMPACT BLACK 1051 00:33:49,130 --> 00:33:51,269 PEOPLE RELATIVE TO WHITE PEOPLE. 1052 00:33:51,289 --> 00:33:53,029 IT IS A RIDICULOUS PROPOSITION 1053 00:33:53,049 --> 00:33:54,119 BUT IT'S A PROPOSITION THAT 1054 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:56,069 FOUND ITS WAY INTO THE MOUTHS OF 1055 00:33:56,089 --> 00:33:57,160 GOVERNORS IN CALIFORNIA, THE 1056 00:33:57,180 --> 00:34:01,210 PAGES OF "THE NEW YORK TIMES." 1057 00:34:01,230 --> 00:34:03,200 >> WHY IS THAT RIDICULOUS? 1058 00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:05,289 >> WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THE GLOBAL 1059 00:34:06,009 --> 00:34:07,079 IMPACT OF COVID IN THE 1060 00:34:07,099 --> 00:34:08,219 UNITED STATES, 80% OF PEOPLE WHO 1061 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,119 ARE DYING ARE OLDER, 18% OF THE 1062 00:34:10,139 --> 00:34:13,079 PEOPLE WHO ARE DYING ARE BLACK. 1063 00:34:13,099 --> 00:34:14,199 A LIFE LOST TO COVID IS A LIFE 1064 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:17,019 THAT MATTERS AND WE CAN FOCUS ON 1065 00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:17,179 PEOPLE WHO ARE VULNERABLE 1066 00:34:17,199 --> 00:34:19,269 WITHOUT MAKING THIS ABOUT RACE. 1067 00:34:19,289 --> 00:34:20,159 MAKING IT ABOUT RACE ONLY 1068 00:34:20,179 --> 00:34:24,019 OBSCURES THE ACTUAL ISSUE. 1069 00:34:24,039 --> 00:34:26,110 >> IF YOU SEPARATE RACE FROM 1070 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:29,070 ECONOMIC INSECURITY, SURE. 1071 00:34:29,090 --> 00:34:30,210 HISPANICS ARE HOSPITALIZED AT 1072 00:34:30,230 --> 00:34:31,289 THREE, FOUR TIMES THE RATE OF 1073 00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:34,090 WHITE PEOPLE FOR A VARIETY OF 1074 00:34:34,110 --> 00:34:35,019 REASONS. 1075 00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:35,250 THEY ARE ESSENTIAL WORKERS, 1076 00:34:35,269 --> 00:34:39,030 THEY'RE RIDING THE BUS. 1077 00:34:39,050 --> 00:34:40,260 >> THE IMPORTANT POINT IS IT'S 1078 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,079 NOT FUNDAMENTALLY ABOUT RACE, 1079 00:34:42,099 --> 00:34:43,179 THERE MAY BE DIFFERENT ISSUES IN 1080 00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:46,210 THEIR COMMUNITIES, THEY LIVE IN 1081 00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:49,039 HOMES WITH MORE PEOPLE, THEY 1082 00:34:49,059 --> 00:34:51,030 LIVE IN MORE URBAN CENTERS, IF 1083 00:34:51,050 --> 00:34:52,179 THAT'S THE CASE THE POLICY YOU 1084 00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:54,269 ARE TAILORING IS FOR PEOPLE IN 1085 00:34:54,289 --> 00:34:56,130 URBAN CENTERS, NOT LATINOS. 1086 00:34:56,150 --> 00:34:57,260 THIS IS A CONFUSION OF 1087 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,219 CATEGORIES THAT IS ACTUALLY 1088 00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,230 DISTRACTING US FROM FORGING GOOD 1089 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,139 POLICY. 1090 00:35:02,159 --> 00:35:03,280 WHAT YOU GET IS GREAT SOUND 1091 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,119 BITES COME YOU DON'T ACTUALLY 1092 00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:05,219 FIX PROBLEMS. 1093 00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:11,079 [APPLAUSE] 1094 00:35:11,099 --> 00:35:12,150 >> Bill: SOMETHING HAPPENED 1095 00:35:12,170 --> 00:35:14,019 WITH WHITE PEOPLE, WHITE 1096 00:35:14,039 --> 00:35:16,139 LIBERALS, A CERTAIN SEGMENT OF 1097 00:35:16,159 --> 00:35:17,030 THEM REVELING IN GUILT THAT I 1098 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:19,269 DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1099 00:35:19,289 --> 00:35:22,010 I UNDERSTAND THIS IS A GOOD 1100 00:35:22,030 --> 00:35:24,289 ISSUE YOU CHOSE TO USE AS AN 1101 00:35:25,010 --> 00:35:28,210 EXAMPLE BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT, I 1102 00:35:28,230 --> 00:35:31,170 THINK IF YOU LOOK AT THE STATS, 1103 00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:32,230 IT DOES DISPROPORTIONATELY 1104 00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:33,190 AFFECT THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN 1105 00:35:33,210 --> 00:35:35,079 COMMUNITY, BUT TO MAKE THE WHITE 1106 00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:36,210 PEOPLE FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEIR 1107 00:35:36,230 --> 00:35:39,210 GUILT, YOU ONLY HEAR ABOUT IT 1108 00:35:39,230 --> 00:35:41,039 BECAUSE OF RACISM, THAT IS A 1109 00:35:41,059 --> 00:35:42,250 PART OF IT, ANOTHER PART OF IT 1110 00:35:42,269 --> 00:35:44,019 IS OBESITY, NOT THAT THERE 1111 00:35:44,039 --> 00:35:46,039 AREN'T PLENTY OF FAT WHITE 1112 00:35:46,059 --> 00:35:46,110 PEOPLE. 1113 00:35:46,130 --> 00:35:50,250 ANOTHER PART OF IT IS VITAMIN D, 1114 00:35:50,269 --> 00:35:52,280 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 1115 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,019 MY PASTY WHITE SKIN ABSORBS IT 1116 00:35:54,039 --> 00:35:56,000 EASILY, YOURS DOES NOT. 1117 00:35:56,019 --> 00:36:00,030 THAT'S JUST SCIENCE. 1118 00:36:00,050 --> 00:36:01,250 IT DOESN'T FIT THE PARADIGM OF 1119 00:36:01,269 --> 00:36:04,139 THIS IS A RACIST PLOT. 1120 00:36:04,159 --> 00:36:07,070 >> GEOGRAPHY IS A HUGE PART OF 1121 00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:07,269 IT. 1122 00:36:07,289 --> 00:36:09,130 >> Bill: SOMETIMES BECAUSE 1123 00:36:09,150 --> 00:36:09,239 THEY ARE POOR. 1124 00:36:09,260 --> 00:36:11,150 >> IF WE ACTUALLY LOOK AT THE 1125 00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:14,050 DATA POINTS WITH RESPECT -- 1126 00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:15,269 WHERE DO BLACK PEOPLE LIVE, DO 1127 00:36:15,289 --> 00:36:17,099 THEY LIVE IN URBAN AREAS? 1128 00:36:17,119 --> 00:36:18,150 BLACK PEOPLE RELATIVE TO WHERE 1129 00:36:18,170 --> 00:36:22,000 THEY LIVE AND RELATIVE TO COVID 1130 00:36:22,019 --> 00:36:24,030 IMPACT MAY NOT BE SO 1131 00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:24,150 DISPROPORTIONATE. 1132 00:36:24,170 --> 00:36:26,150 >> LET IT BE STIPULATED, 1133 00:36:26,170 --> 00:36:27,199 COLLEGE-EDUCATED WHITE PEOPLE ON 1134 00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:28,289 THE INTERNET PROFESSING THEIR 1135 00:36:29,010 --> 00:36:30,150 WHITE GUILT AND DISPLAYING THEIR 1136 00:36:30,170 --> 00:36:32,289 VIRTUE ARE SOME OF THE WORST 1137 00:36:33,010 --> 00:36:35,019 PEOPLE IN POLITICS AND ARE 1138 00:36:35,039 --> 00:36:38,019 RUINING POLITICS. 1139 00:36:38,039 --> 00:36:39,250 [APPLAUSE] 1140 00:36:39,269 --> 00:36:40,199 HOWEVER, THIS IS ABOUT SHARED 1141 00:36:40,219 --> 00:36:42,260 SACRIFICE I THINK. 1142 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,170 HEAR ME OUT ON THIS. 1143 00:36:44,190 --> 00:36:46,230 I AM WHITE GUY WHO HAS INCOME 1144 00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:47,219 AND ACCESS TO HEALTH CARE. 1145 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,039 I AM ALSO WHITE GUY WHO REALLY 1146 00:36:50,059 --> 00:36:53,030 WANTS TO FUCKING GO TO A BAR, TO 1147 00:36:53,050 --> 00:36:54,150 GO TO CONCERTS, TO GO TO 1148 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:57,139 RESTAURANTS AND IF WE VACCINATE 1149 00:36:57,159 --> 00:36:59,190 PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO 1150 00:36:59,210 --> 00:37:02,099 HEALTH CARE FIRST, MAYBE THAT 1151 00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:03,170 BRINGS HOSPITALIZATION RATES 1152 00:37:03,190 --> 00:37:05,219 DOWN, MAYBE WE CAN THEN GO BACK 1153 00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:06,280 TO FUCKING INDOOR DINING. 1154 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,059 MAYBE I'M BEING SELFISH HERE. 1155 00:37:10,079 --> 00:37:12,179 >> I DON'T ACTUALLY SEE HOW THAT 1156 00:37:12,199 --> 00:37:14,059 COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE EFFECTIVE 1157 00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:15,139 THAN TARGETING THE PEOPLE WHO 1158 00:37:15,159 --> 00:37:17,179 ARE MOST VULNERABLE WITH 1159 00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:17,260 VACCINES. 1160 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,199 WE ALREADY KNOW WE CAN FIND WAYS 1161 00:37:19,219 --> 00:37:22,219 TO LIVE WITH THE VIRUS. 1162 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:25,019 >> BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE ARE 1163 00:37:25,039 --> 00:37:25,119 VULNERABLE. 1164 00:37:25,139 --> 00:37:27,050 >> THEY ARE NOT MORE VULNERABLE 1165 00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:30,010 BECAUSE OF THEIR BLACKNESS OR 1166 00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:34,110 LATINONESS. 1167 00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:35,289 >> Bill: LET ME GIVE YOU AN 1168 00:37:36,010 --> 00:37:37,099 EXAMPLE, LAST WEEK WE WERE 1169 00:37:37,119 --> 00:37:40,090 TALKING ABOUT THE MEDIA, IT'S A 1170 00:37:40,110 --> 00:37:42,190 DIFFERENT KIND OF MEDIA THAT WAS 1171 00:37:42,210 --> 00:37:49,030 TEN YEARS AGO, EVERY STORY HAS 1172 00:37:49,050 --> 00:37:50,019 TO BE INTERPRETED BY HOW IS MY 1173 00:37:50,039 --> 00:37:52,139 DEMOGRAPHIC GOING TO LIKE THIS. 1174 00:37:52,159 --> 00:37:53,059 WE FOUND OUT TRUMPETED BETTER 1175 00:37:53,079 --> 00:37:57,039 WITH MINORITIES THAN OTHER 1176 00:37:57,059 --> 00:37:58,139 REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTS, YOU WOULD 1177 00:37:58,159 --> 00:37:59,079 NEVER HEAR THEM TALK ABOUT THIS 1178 00:37:59,099 --> 00:38:01,099 ON MSNBC. 1179 00:38:01,119 --> 00:38:03,269 THEY WOULD NOT HAVE YOU ON. 1180 00:38:03,289 --> 00:38:09,210 >> YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 1181 00:38:09,230 --> 00:38:11,019 >> Bill: IT'S A DIFFERENT 1182 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:11,260 POINT OF VIEW THAT GETS ON THE 1183 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,190 BUBBLE THAT MAKES THEM TURN THE 1184 00:38:13,210 --> 00:38:14,110 DIAL TO ANOTHER CHANNEL BUT WHAT 1185 00:38:14,130 --> 00:38:18,260 IS YOUR VIEW ON THAT? 1186 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,260 >> I THINK SOME OF THE REPORTING 1187 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,090 AFTER THE ELECTION. 1188 00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:31,079 >> DON'T SPLAIN WHITE. 1189 00:38:31,099 --> 00:38:31,210 I'M KIDDING! 1190 00:38:31,230 --> 00:38:32,039 IT'S A JOKE. 1191 00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,170 >> Bill: WHAT A BAD MOMENT FOR 1192 00:38:33,190 --> 00:38:36,280 THE WHITE GUY TO INTERRUPT. 1193 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,199 >> I'M SORRY, COME DOWN OVER 1194 00:38:39,219 --> 00:38:40,119 THERE. 1195 00:38:40,139 --> 00:38:41,230 >> I DON'T THINK IT'S UNRELATED 1196 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,110 TO WHAT I WAS HINTING AT BEFORE, 1197 00:38:43,130 --> 00:38:46,260 I THINK THERE WAS A GENERAL 1198 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,250 DISSATISFACTION, I THINK MOST 1199 00:38:47,269 --> 00:38:49,179 PEOPLE AREN'T VOTING IN FAVOR OF 1200 00:38:49,199 --> 00:38:51,070 THINGS, THEIR VOTING AGAINST 1201 00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:54,019 THINGS, PEOPLE HAVE NOT BEEN 1202 00:38:54,039 --> 00:38:55,210 WAITING AROUND FOR 50 ODD YEARS 1203 00:38:55,230 --> 00:38:56,119 THAT JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN IN 1204 00:38:56,139 --> 00:38:58,019 PUBLIC LIFE, YOU KNOW WHO WE 1205 00:38:58,039 --> 00:38:59,280 NEED AS PRESIDENT MORE THAN 1206 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,010 ANYBODY IN THE WORLD? 1207 00:39:01,030 --> 00:39:03,019 SLEEPY JOE BIDEN, THAT'S A GUY 1208 00:39:03,039 --> 00:39:04,250 WE NEED. 1209 00:39:04,269 --> 00:39:06,079 JOE BIDEN ARRIVED AT THE RIGHT 1210 00:39:06,099 --> 00:39:08,099 TIME AND MR. MAGOOED HIS WAY 1211 00:39:08,119 --> 00:39:10,019 INTO THE WHITE HOUSE AGAINST ONE 1212 00:39:10,039 --> 00:39:11,019 OF THE MOST UNPOPULAR HUMANS ON 1213 00:39:11,039 --> 00:39:11,079 EARTH. 1214 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:12,280 >> Bill: THIS IS WHAT I'VE 1215 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,119 ALWAYS SAID, FORGIVE ME IF I 1216 00:39:14,139 --> 00:39:15,099 REPEATING THIS BUT TO ME THE 1217 00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:19,019 ULTIMATE WHITE PRIVILEGE, YOU 1218 00:39:19,039 --> 00:39:19,269 KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY? 1219 00:39:19,289 --> 00:39:23,019 >> NO. 1220 00:39:23,039 --> 00:39:25,199 >> Bill: IS BEING ABLE TO BE 1221 00:39:25,219 --> 00:39:26,199 IMPRACTICAL. 1222 00:39:26,219 --> 00:39:28,090 BLACK PEOPLE HAVE TO BE 1223 00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:29,119 PRACTICAL, RIGHT? 1224 00:39:29,139 --> 00:39:31,159 THEY DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY. 1225 00:39:31,179 --> 00:39:33,019 >> SOMETIMES I CAN BE 1226 00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:33,110 IMPRACTICAL. 1227 00:39:33,130 --> 00:39:34,150 >> Bill: RIGHT, I'M SAYING IN 1228 00:39:34,170 --> 00:39:35,239 GENERAL AND POLITICALLY YOU SEE 1229 00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:39,150 THAT ALL THE TIME, THEY WERE 1230 00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:41,000 VERY PRACTICAL ABOUT JOE BIDEN. 1231 00:39:41,019 --> 00:39:41,239 IT WASN'T WHO THEY LOVE, IT WAS 1232 00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:45,090 WHO WAS POSSIBLE. 1233 00:39:45,110 --> 00:39:46,090 >> THEY GOT LUCKY AND DODGED A 1234 00:39:46,110 --> 00:39:48,170 BIT OF A BULLET, THE NUMBERS 1235 00:39:48,190 --> 00:39:49,170 WERE HUGE FOR EVERYBODY ACROSS 1236 00:39:49,190 --> 00:39:49,250 THE BOARD. 1237 00:39:49,269 --> 00:39:51,219 >> ON THE FLIP SIDE OF THAT, 1238 00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:52,269 SOME OF THE REASONS TRUMP DID 1239 00:39:52,289 --> 00:39:56,159 WELL AMONG HISPANICS AND THIS 1240 00:39:56,179 --> 00:39:58,010 WAS REPORTED THROUGHOUT THE 1241 00:39:58,030 --> 00:39:59,079 RIO GRANDE VALLEY IN TEXAS, 1242 00:39:59,099 --> 00:40:01,000 TRUMP OUTRAN BIDEN BY 1243 00:40:01,019 --> 00:40:02,059 SIGNIFICANT MARGIN COMPARED TO 1244 00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:04,110 LAST ELECTION, THEY LIKE THE 1245 00:40:04,130 --> 00:40:04,179 CHECKS! 1246 00:40:04,199 --> 00:40:06,159 THEY LIKE THE CHECKS SIGNED BY 1247 00:40:06,179 --> 00:40:07,050 DONALD TRUMP THAT CAME THROUGH 1248 00:40:07,070 --> 00:40:09,280 AFTER THE LAST COVID BILL. 1249 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,019 TRUMP IF HE HAD UNDERSTOOD 1250 00:40:12,039 --> 00:40:13,019 BETTER THE TRANSACTIONAL NATURE 1251 00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:14,150 OF POLITICS AND GOVERNING MIGHT 1252 00:40:14,170 --> 00:40:16,050 HAVE WON IF HE HAD REALLY 1253 00:40:16,070 --> 00:40:18,150 FOCUSED ON THAT. 1254 00:40:18,170 --> 00:40:20,030 THAT'S PRACTICALITY, THEY ARE 1255 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:20,199 LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT 1256 00:40:20,219 --> 00:40:21,210 GOVERNMENT DOES FOR ME BUT IF 1257 00:40:21,230 --> 00:40:23,030 I'M GETTING A CHECK FOR THIS 1258 00:40:23,050 --> 00:40:25,110 GUY, SHIT, I'M GOING TO VOTE FOR 1259 00:40:25,130 --> 00:40:26,030 HIM. 1260 00:40:26,050 --> 00:40:27,210 THAT'S POWERFUL, HIS NUMBERS ON 1261 00:40:27,230 --> 00:40:28,219 THE ECONOMY THROUGHOUT THE 1262 00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:29,079 CAMPAIGN WERE PRETTY GOOD 1263 00:40:29,099 --> 00:40:30,190 COMPARED TO THE REST OF HIS POLL 1264 00:40:30,210 --> 00:40:32,250 NUMBERS WHICH ARE IN THE 1265 00:40:32,269 --> 00:40:33,019 SHITTER. 1266 00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:34,030 >> Bill: AM I WRONG TO NOT 1267 00:40:34,050 --> 00:40:37,050 WANT TO SEE RACE ALL THE TIME? 1268 00:40:37,070 --> 00:40:38,210 THAT'S HOW I WAS BROUGHT UP. 1269 00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:40,000 THAT'S WHAT A GOOD LIBERAL DOES 1270 00:40:40,019 --> 00:40:43,079 IS YOU DON'T SEE RACE AND NOW 1271 00:40:43,099 --> 00:40:43,269 THEY SWITCHED IT ALL AROUND AND 1272 00:40:43,289 --> 00:40:44,179 I'M BAD BECAUSE I DON'T SEE IT 1273 00:40:44,199 --> 00:40:49,150 ALL THE TIME. 1274 00:40:49,170 --> 00:40:51,039 HIS UBIQUITY EVEN EFFECTIVE TO 1275 00:40:51,059 --> 00:40:51,260 MAKE PEOPLE AWARE OF THIS ISSUE 1276 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,099 AT EVERY TURN? 1277 00:40:53,119 --> 00:40:55,110 >> ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS THAT 1278 00:40:55,130 --> 00:40:58,030 BY THE ADMINISTRATION DID IS GOT 1279 00:40:58,050 --> 00:40:58,210 RID OF THESE PROHIBITIONS OF 1280 00:40:58,230 --> 00:41:00,179 TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S PUT ON 1281 00:41:00,199 --> 00:41:01,150 THIS DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION 1282 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:03,199 TRAINING AND ONE THING THAT WE 1283 00:41:03,219 --> 00:41:04,230 KNOW AND THAT'S UNFORTUNATE WHEN 1284 00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:06,119 I HAVE TO AGREE WITH 1285 00:41:06,139 --> 00:41:07,219 DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE IT'S VERY 1286 00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,079 UNPOPULAR TO DO IN MANY CIRCLES 1287 00:41:09,099 --> 00:41:10,150 BUT ONE THING WE HAVE TO 1288 00:41:10,170 --> 00:41:11,280 ACKNOWLEDGE IS THIS DIVERSITY 1289 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,199 AND INCLUSION TRAINING CAN OFTEN 1290 00:41:13,219 --> 00:41:16,010 INCREASE PEOPLE'S RATION 1291 00:41:16,030 --> 00:41:21,199 SRACIALSENSITIVITY, TALKING OFTT 1292 00:41:21,219 --> 00:41:22,260 RACISM AND DISCRIMINATION CAN 1293 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,090 MAKE PEOPLE PRESUME IT EXISTS 1294 00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:26,079 AND PLACES IT DOES NOT AND WE 1295 00:41:26,099 --> 00:41:28,099 HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE RACISM IS A 1296 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:31,010 SUBJECTIVE ALLEGATION. 1297 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:32,099 I CAN PRESUME INTENT ON YOUR 1298 00:41:32,119 --> 00:41:33,280 BEHALF WHETHER OR NOT IT IS 1299 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,250 ACTUALLY THERE AND THAT IS A 1300 00:41:35,269 --> 00:41:36,260 MAJOR DEFECT AND I DON'T WANT TO 1301 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,190 BE THE OBJECT OF YOUR SPECIAL 1302 00:41:38,210 --> 00:41:38,260 CONCERN. 1303 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:42,090 >> Bill: RIGHT. 1304 00:41:42,110 --> 00:41:45,159 >> THIS IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 1305 00:41:45,179 --> 00:41:46,019 [APPLAUSE] 1306 00:41:46,039 --> 00:41:47,210 >> Bill: I'M SO SYMPATHETIC TO 1307 00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:49,030 THE CAUSE BUT DON'T GASLIGHT ME 1308 00:41:49,050 --> 00:41:50,199 AND THIS IS WHAT I HEAR 1309 00:41:50,219 --> 00:41:51,139 PRIVATELY FROM MY BLACK FRIENDS 1310 00:41:51,159 --> 00:41:53,150 COME I DON'T WANT TO BE THE 1311 00:41:53,170 --> 00:41:54,210 FOCAL POINT, I JUST WANT TO 1312 00:41:54,230 --> 00:41:54,289 BLEND IN. 1313 00:41:55,010 --> 00:41:57,030 I WANT TO HAVE A BEER LIKE YOU, 1314 00:41:57,050 --> 00:41:58,110 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I HAVE TO 1315 00:41:58,130 --> 00:41:59,269 MAKE A SPEECH ABOUT IT OR THAT 1316 00:41:59,289 --> 00:42:02,219 YOU HAVE TO MAKE A SPEECH ABOUT 1317 00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:03,119 IT. 1318 00:42:03,139 --> 00:42:06,239 LET ME ASK YOU THIS QUESTION, IS 1319 00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:09,010 THE PICTURE OF AMERICA THAT IS 1320 00:42:09,030 --> 00:42:12,179 PRESENTED BY THE RADICALS I 1321 00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:15,059 WOULD SAY, BLACK LIVES MATTER 1322 00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:17,110 SOME OF THEM, ANTIRACIST OF 1323 00:42:17,130 --> 00:42:20,059 AMERICA 2021, IS IT AN ACCURATE 1324 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:21,280 PICTURE? 1325 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,139 SOMETIMES IN LIKE ARE THEY 1326 00:42:23,159 --> 00:42:25,030 TALKING ABOUT 2021? 1327 00:42:25,050 --> 00:42:26,130 >> I DON'T THINK SO, I THINK 1328 00:42:26,150 --> 00:42:30,039 THERE ARE A LOT OF ISSUES, WE 1329 00:42:30,059 --> 00:42:31,199 COULD TALK A LOT ABOUT CRIMINAL 1330 00:42:31,219 --> 00:42:32,250 JUSTICE REFORM OR WE TRAFFIC IN 1331 00:42:32,269 --> 00:42:35,190 A GREAT DEAL OF HYPERBOLE, 1332 00:42:35,210 --> 00:42:37,139 PEOPLE WHO QUITE FRANKLY DO NOT 1333 00:42:37,159 --> 00:42:38,210 HAVE SERIOUS GROUNDING IN THESE 1334 00:42:38,230 --> 00:42:40,179 ISSUES ARE OUT IN THE STREETS 1335 00:42:40,199 --> 00:42:41,179 SCREAMING ABOUT THEM, THEY'VE 1336 00:42:41,199 --> 00:42:42,289 GOT THE BULLHORN IN THEIR HANDS 1337 00:42:43,010 --> 00:42:45,000 AND THEY DON'T KNOW THE NUMBERS. 1338 00:42:45,019 --> 00:42:46,210 I'M ALWAYS SURPRISED WHEN I SEE 1339 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,210 OUTRAGE IN PORTLAND OVER THESE 1340 00:42:47,230 --> 00:42:50,139 ISSUES AND I GO BACK AND LOOK AT 1341 00:42:50,159 --> 00:42:51,230 THE NUMBER OF POLICE INVOLVED 1342 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:52,239 SHOOTINGS OR DEATHS IN CUSTODY 1343 00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:54,289 IN THE NUMBERS SIMPLY DO NOT 1344 00:42:55,010 --> 00:42:57,010 BEAR OUT THIS GENOCIDE AGAINST 1345 00:42:57,030 --> 00:42:57,210 BLACK AMERICA. 1346 00:42:57,230 --> 00:42:59,130 IT'S NOT A THING, WHAT WE DO 1347 00:42:59,150 --> 00:43:01,250 KNOW IS WE NEED CRIMINAL JUSTICE 1348 00:43:01,269 --> 00:43:03,090 REFORM BUT IT'S BECAUSE THERE 1349 00:43:03,110 --> 00:43:05,039 ARE GENUINE IMPACTS ACROSS THE 1350 00:43:05,059 --> 00:43:06,179 BOARD IN MANY INSTANCES AND A 1351 00:43:06,199 --> 00:43:08,280 LACK OF ACCOUNTABILITY AND 1352 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,010 TRANSPARENCY. 1353 00:43:10,030 --> 00:43:10,199 THOSE SMART POLICIES DON'T 1354 00:43:10,219 --> 00:43:13,070 REQUIRE US TO THINK IN TERMS OF 1355 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:13,139 RACISM. 1356 00:43:13,159 --> 00:43:15,079 >> Bill: I FEEL LIKE ALL THIS 1357 00:43:15,099 --> 00:43:16,199 ENERGY GOES TOWARDS THIS 1358 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,130 EMOTIONAL PART INSTEAD OF -- OF 1359 00:43:18,150 --> 00:43:19,019 COURSE THERE IS SYSTEMIC RACISM 1360 00:43:19,039 --> 00:43:21,110 IN AMERICA. 1361 00:43:21,130 --> 00:43:24,130 WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE STATS OF 1362 00:43:24,150 --> 00:43:27,199 BLACK WEALTH VERSUS WHITE WELL 1363 00:43:27,219 --> 00:43:28,199 FOR HEALTH CARE, YOU'RE TALKING 1364 00:43:28,219 --> 00:43:30,090 ABOUT HOW LONG PEOPLE LIVE. 1365 00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:31,210 THERE'S A MILLION THINGS YOU CAN 1366 00:43:31,230 --> 00:43:33,269 LOOK AT, HE WOULD SAY OBVIOUSLY 1367 00:43:33,289 --> 00:43:36,090 IT'S BECAUSE WE HAVE THIS SORRY 1368 00:43:36,110 --> 00:43:37,010 HISTORY WHICH HAS CONTINUED TO 1369 00:43:37,030 --> 00:43:40,039 THE PRESENT BUT WHEN I LOOK AT 1370 00:43:40,059 --> 00:43:42,010 THE PRESENT AND VERY OFTEN 1371 00:43:42,030 --> 00:43:45,099 ASKING THE QUESTION ARE WE NOT 1372 00:43:45,119 --> 00:43:46,289 ADDRESSING WHAT SHOULD BE THE 1373 00:43:47,010 --> 00:43:48,250 DRUG WAR -- GET RID OF THE DRUG 1374 00:43:48,269 --> 00:43:50,179 WAR AND WOULDN'T YOU GET RID OF 1375 00:43:50,199 --> 00:43:54,070 A LOT OF THE BLACK DEATHS -- WHO 1376 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:55,030 DIES IN CHICAGO? 1377 00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:57,010 IS IT MOSTLY BLACKS AT THE HANDS 1378 00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:59,150 OF POLICE? 1379 00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:00,110 ITS GANGS FIGHTING EACH OTHER 1380 00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:05,090 OVER DRUG TURF. 1381 00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:06,150 CONTRACEPTION, RETRAINING THE 1382 00:44:06,170 --> 00:44:06,289 COPS. 1383 00:44:07,010 --> 00:44:09,000 I FEEL LIKE THE PRACTICAL 1384 00:44:09,019 --> 00:44:10,260 PROGRAMS GET LOST BECAUSE AS YOU 1385 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,039 SAY IT DOESN'T GET THE 1386 00:44:12,059 --> 00:44:13,000 HEADLINES. 1387 00:44:13,019 --> 00:44:15,059 >> I THINK BIDEN DESERVES MORE 1388 00:44:15,079 --> 00:44:17,059 CREDIT ON THIS STUFF, 1389 00:44:17,079 --> 00:44:18,139 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" REPORTED IN 1390 00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:19,269 MEETINGS WITH STAFFERS, 1391 00:44:19,289 --> 00:44:20,219 PARTICULARLY YOUNGER STAFFERS 1392 00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,059 WHO TRAFFIC AND A LOT OF STUFF 1393 00:44:22,079 --> 00:44:23,230 WE ARE TALKING ABOUT, ACADEMIC 1394 00:44:23,250 --> 00:44:28,159 LANGUAGE -- WHEN THEY USE 1395 00:44:28,179 --> 00:44:30,260 ACADEMIC LANGUAGE, BIDEN STOPS 1396 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,199 THEM AND SAYS PICK UP THE PHONE 1397 00:44:31,219 --> 00:44:34,010 AND CALL YOUR GRANDMA. 1398 00:44:34,030 --> 00:44:37,179 IF SHE CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT 1399 00:44:37,199 --> 00:44:41,250 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, TRY AGAIN. 1400 00:44:41,269 --> 00:44:44,130 HIS NORTHSTAR HAS BEEN THE 1401 00:44:44,150 --> 00:44:46,019 NORMAL NOT ONLINE VOTER, A BLACK 1402 00:44:46,039 --> 00:44:47,250 PERSON OVER 50, A WHITE PERSON 1403 00:44:47,269 --> 00:44:49,090 IN THE SUBURBS WHO ISN'T 1404 00:44:49,110 --> 00:44:51,150 FOLLOWING THIS STUFF AND HE IS 1405 00:44:51,170 --> 00:44:52,050 REASONABLY CAREFUL ABOUT THE 1406 00:44:52,070 --> 00:44:54,260 RACIAL LANGUAGE THAT WE SEE 1407 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,010 PEOPLE GET MAD ABOUT ON THE 1408 00:44:57,030 --> 00:44:57,090 INTERNET. 1409 00:44:57,110 --> 00:44:58,250 PARTIALLY BECAUSE HE IS NOT ON 1410 00:44:58,269 --> 00:44:59,159 THE INTERNET. 1411 00:44:59,179 --> 00:45:01,030 >> WE'VE SEEN IN RECENT DAYS 1412 00:45:01,050 --> 00:45:03,070 FOLKS WHO ARE PART OF TEAM BIDEN 1413 00:45:03,090 --> 00:45:04,269 SAY THINGS ALONG THE LINES OF 1414 00:45:04,289 --> 00:45:05,269 RACE AND SOCIAL JUSTICE ARE 1415 00:45:05,289 --> 00:45:07,210 GOING TO BE IN EVERY ASPECT OF 1416 00:45:07,230 --> 00:45:09,179 POLICY THAT WE DO, EVERY 1417 00:45:09,199 --> 00:45:11,139 ECONOMIC POLICY, THIS IS GOING 1418 00:45:11,159 --> 00:45:12,090 TO BE OUR LODESTONE AND THAT 1419 00:45:12,110 --> 00:45:13,230 SOUNDS LIKE A BIT OF A 1420 00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:14,199 CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUE WHICH WE 1421 00:45:14,219 --> 00:45:15,219 MAY HAVE TO EDUCATE AND I 1422 00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,190 SUSPECT WELL BUT TWO, IT DOESN'T 1423 00:45:17,210 --> 00:45:20,030 SOUND EFFECTIVE TO ME. 1424 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,190 IF YOU WANT TO FOCUS ON REALLY 1425 00:45:22,210 --> 00:45:23,230 COMPLICATED PROBLEMS LIKE 1426 00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:27,019 EDUCATION, HEALTH CARE, THOSE 1427 00:45:27,039 --> 00:45:28,260 PROBLEMS ARE NOT THINGS THAT WE 1428 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,130 GET A CLEAR PICTURE OF THAT WE 1429 00:45:30,150 --> 00:45:32,280 SEE BETTER WHEN WE INJECT RACE 1430 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,079 INTO THE CONVERSATION. 1431 00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:35,139 RACE IS DIVISIVE, IT DIVIDES US 1432 00:45:35,159 --> 00:45:38,210 AND OBSCURES THE TRUTH. 1433 00:45:38,230 --> 00:45:40,250 >> Bill: IT DOESN'T MATTER IN 1434 00:45:40,269 --> 00:45:41,119 THOSE CONVERSATIONS OFTEN. 1435 00:45:41,139 --> 00:45:44,079 YOU ARE SAYING -- ISN'T THAT 1436 00:45:44,099 --> 00:45:45,179 WHAT CRITICAL RACE THEORY IS? 1437 00:45:45,199 --> 00:45:49,130 >> IS PERFORMATIVE AND SYSTEMIC 1438 00:45:49,150 --> 00:45:53,070 RACISM IS A PHRASE THAT I FIND 1439 00:45:53,090 --> 00:45:55,079 IT FRUSTRATING BECAUSE IT 1440 00:45:55,099 --> 00:45:56,039 CATEGORIZES THINGS BUT IT 1441 00:45:56,059 --> 00:45:58,130 DOESN'T REALLY EXPLAIN THEM. 1442 00:45:58,150 --> 00:46:00,110 IT DOESN'T GIVE US A SENSE OF 1443 00:46:00,130 --> 00:46:02,000 HOW TO FIX THEM ANY MATERIAL 1444 00:46:02,019 --> 00:46:04,010 SENSE, THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF 1445 00:46:04,030 --> 00:46:05,050 DISPARITIES AND THEY EXIST FOR 1446 00:46:05,070 --> 00:46:07,059 ALL SORTS OF COMPLICATED REASONS 1447 00:46:07,079 --> 00:46:08,090 AND WE IGNORE THAT. 1448 00:46:08,110 --> 00:46:10,130 >> Bill: ALL SORTS OF WAYS YOU 1449 00:46:10,150 --> 00:46:12,079 CAN BE DISADVANTAGED IN LIFE. 1450 00:46:12,099 --> 00:46:13,269 >> AND ADVANTAGED. 1451 00:46:13,289 --> 00:46:15,269 I AM PRIVILEGED, ANYONE WHO 1452 00:46:15,289 --> 00:46:16,289 LOOKS AT ME AND PRESUMES I AM 1453 00:46:17,010 --> 00:46:21,170 DISADVANTAGE IS A FOOL. 1454 00:46:21,190 --> 00:46:23,190 [APPLAUSE] 1455 00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:26,079 >> IF YOU'RE BORN IN THE 1456 00:46:26,099 --> 00:46:28,059 MISSISSIPPI DELTA AND YOU'RE 1457 00:46:28,079 --> 00:46:31,190 LIVING ON A POOR FARM OR A SHAC 1458 00:46:31,210 --> 00:46:32,289 SHACK, YOU'RE THERE AND YOU'RE 1459 00:46:33,010 --> 00:46:34,190 POOR BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK AND 1460 00:46:34,210 --> 00:46:35,289 THERE'S A HISTORY OF RAGING 1461 00:46:36,010 --> 00:46:36,059 RACISM. 1462 00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:39,199 >> YOU CAN BE WHITE IN THOSE 1463 00:46:39,219 --> 00:46:40,079 CIRCUMSTANCES, POVERTY SUCKS. 1464 00:46:40,099 --> 00:46:43,099 >> HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE DELTA? 1465 00:46:43,119 --> 00:46:44,099 1 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE ARE WHITE AND 1466 00:46:44,119 --> 00:46:46,019 THEY ARE LIVING ON PLANTATIONS 1467 00:46:46,039 --> 00:46:47,219 AND GOING TO OLE MISS. 1468 00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,019 >> AND THEIR PLACES IN 1469 00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:52,119 APPALACHIA WE ARE FINDING 1470 00:46:52,139 --> 00:46:53,010 CONCENTRATIONS OF DEEP SYSTEMIC 1471 00:46:53,030 --> 00:46:54,150 POVERTY -- I DON'T CARE WHAT 1472 00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:55,260 THEY LOOK LIKE, I WANT SOLUTIONS 1473 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,010 THAT WORK IN TALKING ABOUT 1474 00:46:57,030 --> 00:46:58,059 RACISM ALL THE TIME IS NOT A 1475 00:46:58,079 --> 00:47:00,170 SOLUTION FOR ANYTHING. 1476 00:47:00,190 --> 00:47:02,199 >> Bill: WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW 1477 00:47:02,219 --> 00:47:02,289 ABOUT IT? 1478 00:47:03,010 --> 00:47:03,059 PETER! 1479 00:47:03,079 --> 00:47:06,079 >> LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO 1480 00:47:06,099 --> 00:47:09,070 YOU, SIR! 1481 00:47:09,090 --> 00:47:12,119 >> Bill: THANK YOU GUYS, I 1482 00:47:12,139 --> 00:47:13,000 APPRECIATE THE DISCUSSION BUT 1483 00:47:13,019 --> 00:47:15,239 NOW IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES! 1484 00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:16,079 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1485 00:47:16,099 --> 00:47:17,079 NEW RULE: THE NEXT TIME A MOB 1486 00:47:17,099 --> 00:47:18,090 ATTACKS CONGRESS, DON'T HIDE IN 1487 00:47:18,110 --> 00:47:19,019 THE CLOAKROOM. 1488 00:47:19,039 --> 00:47:20,179 THAT'S THE FIRST PLACE THEY'LL 1489 00:47:20,199 --> 00:47:24,139 LOOK. 1490 00:47:24,159 --> 00:47:25,130 ALSO WHO WEARS A CLOAK ANYMORE? 1491 00:47:25,150 --> 00:47:28,059 A CLOAK? 1492 00:47:28,079 --> 00:47:33,289 IF YOU DON'T WANT Q-ANON TO 1493 00:47:34,010 --> 00:47:34,250 THINK YOU'RE IN A SEX CULT, 1494 00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:36,099 REMEMBER, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO 1495 00:47:36,119 --> 00:47:37,139 WEAR CLOAKS ARE DRACULA, HOBBITS 1496 00:47:37,159 --> 00:47:38,099 PARTY MAGICIANS, THEATER 1497 00:47:38,119 --> 00:47:39,110 CRITICS. 1498 00:47:39,130 --> 00:47:40,199 IRON CURTAIN TROPHY WIVES, 1499 00:47:40,219 --> 00:47:41,190 BI-CURIOUS BATMEN AND 1500 00:47:41,210 --> 00:47:44,179 LATE-PERIOD ELVIS. 1501 00:47:44,199 --> 00:47:48,000 [LAUGHTER] 1502 00:47:48,019 --> 00:47:49,079 NEW RULE: NOW THAT THE TRUMP ERA 1503 00:47:49,099 --> 00:47:50,190 IS OVER, LET'S ALL AGREE TO 1504 00:47:50,210 --> 00:47:55,159 NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN. 1505 00:47:55,179 --> 00:48:04,050 SOMETIMES, SOMETHING SEEMS LIKE 1506 00:48:04,070 --> 00:48:05,010 A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME, BUT 1507 00:48:05,030 --> 00:48:06,039 THEN LATER YOU JUST WANT TO 1508 00:48:06,059 --> 00:48:07,050 FORGET - YOU TRIED IT, IT WAS 1509 00:48:07,070 --> 00:48:08,000 STUPID, MOVE ON: LIKE ORAL SEX 1510 00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:08,280 IN THE POOL OR SANDWICH WRAPS OR 1511 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:15,219 THAT YEAR YOU WORE A FEDORA. 1512 00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:16,110 NEW RULE: REPUBLICANS WHO TWEET 1513 00:48:16,130 --> 00:48:17,070 [APPLAUSE] 1514 00:48:17,090 --> 00:48:18,289 QUOTES FROM MARTIN LUTHER KING 1515 00:48:19,010 --> 00:48:19,280 ON HIS BIRTHDAY MUST ADMIT IF 1516 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,059 KING WERE ALIVE TODAY, YOU'D 1517 00:48:21,079 --> 00:48:22,269 CALL HIM A SOCIALIST AND DARKEN 1518 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,199 HIS SKIN IN CAMPAIGN ADS. 1519 00:48:25,219 --> 00:48:26,239 YOU HAVE A DREAM, AND IT'S 1520 00:48:26,260 --> 00:48:30,110 MAKING IT HARDER FOR MINORITIES 1521 00:48:30,130 --> 00:48:32,130 TO VOTE. 1522 00:48:32,150 --> 00:48:39,070 NEW RULE: NEWS ANCHORS HAVE TO 1523 00:48:39,090 --> 00:48:41,179 MY OWN STAFF, I CAN'T GET TO. 1524 00:48:41,199 --> 00:48:45,059 IT'S AMAZING, JUST AMAZING. 1525 00:48:45,079 --> 00:48:46,150 YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD THE PAYCHECK 1526 00:48:46,170 --> 00:48:49,050 UNTIL AFTER THE TAPING. 1527 00:48:49,070 --> 00:48:49,190 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1528 00:48:49,210 --> 00:48:51,000 THAT'S GOING TO BE THE KEY. 1529 00:48:51,019 --> 00:48:52,110 NEW RULE: NEWS ANCHORS HAVE TO 1530 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:56,099 GET THROUGH ONE ENTIRE NEWSCAST 1531 00:48:56,119 --> 00:48:59,099 WITHOUT SAYING THE WORDS, "GRIM 1532 00:48:59,119 --> 00:49:02,269 MILESTONE." 1533 00:49:02,289 --> 00:49:08,010 YOU'RE ONLY DEPRESSING AN 1534 00:49:08,030 --> 00:49:09,110 ALREADY DEPRESSED POPULATION, 1535 00:49:09,130 --> 00:49:14,030 AND BESIDES, IT'S NOT FAIR TO 1536 00:49:14,050 --> 00:49:15,119 ACTUAL MILESTONES WHICH ARE, 1537 00:49:15,139 --> 00:49:19,170 AFTER ALL, JUST ROCKS. 1538 00:49:19,190 --> 00:49:20,239 HI, I'M BILL MAHER FOR ROCKS. 1539 00:49:20,260 --> 00:49:22,110 YOU'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT OF BAD 1540 00:49:22,130 --> 00:49:23,170 THINGS ABOUT MILESTONES LATELY. 1541 00:49:23,190 --> 00:49:24,239 INFECTIONS RATES. 1542 00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:26,000 RISING GLOBAL TEMPERATURES. 1543 00:49:26,019 --> 00:49:27,159 THE NATIONAL DEBT. 1544 00:49:27,179 --> 00:49:28,219 BUT ROCKS ARE SO MUCH MORE. 1545 00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,289 WE DECORATE FISH TANKS. 1546 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:32,059 HOLD DOWN PAPERS. 1547 00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:37,219 AND FILL STEVE DOOCY'S HEAD. 1548 00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:38,059 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1549 00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:39,099 ROCKS. 1550 00:49:39,119 --> 00:49:47,159 LIFE WOULD BE HARD WITHOUT US. 1551 00:49:47,179 --> 00:49:48,179 [APPLAUSE] 1552 00:49:48,199 --> 00:49:50,010 NEW RULE: THE WOMAN WHO BOUGHT 1553 00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:52,119 THAT CANDLE THAT GWYNETH PALTROW 1554 00:49:52,139 --> 00:49:53,119 SELLS THAT SMELLS LIKE HER 1555 00:49:53,139 --> 00:49:54,250 VAGINA, BROUGHT IT HOME AND 1556 00:49:54,269 --> 00:49:56,230 CLAIMS IT EXPLODED HAS TO TELL 1557 00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,130 US ONE THING: ARE YOU BITCHING 1558 00:49:58,150 --> 00:50:04,039 OR BRAGGING? 1559 00:50:04,059 --> 00:50:04,119 [LAUGHTER] 1560 00:50:04,139 --> 00:50:05,039 [APPLAUSE] 1561 00:50:05,059 --> 00:50:06,070 ALSO WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE 1562 00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:12,010 JIMMY DEAN'S PURE PORK SAUSAGE? 1563 00:50:12,030 --> 00:50:12,199 [LAUGHTER] 1564 00:50:12,219 --> 00:50:14,079 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1565 00:50:14,099 --> 00:50:15,219 NEW YEARS CALL FOR NEW 1566 00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,000 DEPARTMENTS HERE ON REAL TIME, 1567 00:50:17,019 --> 00:50:18,190 AND WE HAVE SOMETHING VERY 1568 00:50:18,210 --> 00:50:20,070 SPECIAL FOR YOU TONIGHT. 1569 00:50:20,090 --> 00:50:21,110 AS OUR LOYAL FANS KNOW, AFTER 1570 00:50:21,130 --> 00:50:22,219 EVERY ELECTION SEASON WE PREPARE 1571 00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,079 A MEMORIAL PACKAGE CALLED 1572 00:50:25,099 --> 00:50:31,170 "FAREWELL, DOUCHEBAGS" SO WE CAN 1573 00:50:31,190 --> 00:50:33,039 BID A PROPER ADIEU TO THE 1574 00:50:33,059 --> 00:50:34,219 CONSERVATIVE NUT-JOBS WHO JUST 1575 00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,059 GOT DRUMMED OUT OF OFFICE. 1576 00:50:36,079 --> 00:50:37,210 HERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF OUR LAST 1577 00:50:37,230 --> 00:50:42,219 INSTALLMENT FROM TWO MONTHS AGO: 1578 00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:54,070 ♪ ♪ 1579 00:50:54,090 --> 00:51:02,239 ♪ ♪ 1580 00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:03,219 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1581 00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,230 ALWAYS A FAN FAVORITE. 1582 00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:07,070 BEEN DOING IT FOR ALL THESE 1583 00:51:07,090 --> 00:51:07,130 YEARS. 1584 00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:08,099 PROBLEM IS, REPUBLICANS RESTOCK 1585 00:51:08,119 --> 00:51:09,210 DOUCHEBAGS WITH THE EFFICIENCY 1586 00:51:09,230 --> 00:51:12,019 OF AN AMAZON WAREHOUSE; THEY 1587 00:51:12,039 --> 00:51:13,150 CHURN OUT NEW CRAZY LIKE THE 1588 00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:15,090 HALLMARK CHANNEL MAKES CHRISTMAS 1589 00:51:15,110 --> 00:51:17,280 MOVIES. 1590 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,250 SO I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE PRUDENT 1591 00:51:20,269 --> 00:51:21,150 MOVING FORWARD IF WE TOOK A 1592 00:51:21,170 --> 00:51:22,179 MOMENT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE 1593 00:51:22,199 --> 00:51:23,250 YEAR TO GET TO KNOW THE UP AND 1594 00:51:23,269 --> 00:51:25,090 COMERS - THE DOUCHEBAGS TO KEEP 1595 00:51:25,110 --> 00:51:27,269 AN EYE ON - THE NEW, FRESH-FACED 1596 00:51:27,289 --> 00:51:29,159 HATE-FOR-PROFIT TRUTH BENDING 1597 00:51:29,179 --> 00:51:30,190 OPPORTUNISTS THAT YOU'LL BE 1598 00:51:30,210 --> 00:51:32,269 CURSING OUT FOR YEARS TO COME. 1599 00:51:32,289 --> 00:51:35,230 SO SIT BACK AND ENJOY OUR 1600 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:37,030 PREMIERE EDITION OF "HELLO, 1601 00:51:37,050 --> 00:51:43,139 DOUCHEBAGS." 1602 00:51:43,159 --> 00:51:45,190 HELLO! 1603 00:51:45,210 --> 00:51:48,010 HELLO, DOUCHEBAGS. 1604 00:51:48,030 --> 00:51:49,099 FOR EXAMPLE, THERE'S A NEW 1605 00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:50,110 OPPORTUNISTIC INFECTION IN THE 1606 00:51:50,130 --> 00:51:51,230 SENATE NAMED JOSH HAWLEY - HE'S 1607 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:52,179 AN UP AND COMER. 1608 00:51:52,199 --> 00:51:53,260 WASHINGTON INSIDER SAYS HE'S 1609 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,159 AMONG 2021'S "MOST PUNCHABLE 1610 00:51:55,179 --> 00:52:00,099 FACES." 1611 00:52:00,119 --> 00:52:02,050 HANDSOME, YOUTHFUL AND VIGOROUS, 1612 00:52:02,070 --> 00:52:04,000 HE'S THE FAR RIGHT'S JFK WITH A 1613 00:52:04,019 --> 00:52:05,070 LITTLE DASH OF KKK. 1614 00:52:05,090 --> 00:52:08,030 AND AS THE SON OF A WEALTHY 1615 00:52:08,050 --> 00:52:09,090 BANKER AND A GRADUATE OF 1616 00:52:09,110 --> 00:52:11,039 STANFORD, YALE AND A PRIVATE 1617 00:52:11,059 --> 00:52:13,110 PREP SCHOOL, JOSH KNOWS WHAT HE 1618 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,280 HATES MOST IN THIS WORLD: 1619 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:22,110 ELITES. 1620 00:52:22,130 --> 00:52:22,190 [LAUGHTER] 1621 00:52:22,210 --> 00:52:23,099 [APPLAUSE] 1622 00:52:23,119 --> 00:52:24,139 LOATHSOME AND TRANSPARENTLY 1623 00:52:24,159 --> 00:52:25,230 AMBITIOUS, JOSH WAS THE FIRST 1624 00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:27,210 SENATOR TO FORMALLY CHOOSE 1625 00:52:27,230 --> 00:52:28,230 TRUMP'S BASELESS ELECTION-FRAUD 1626 00:52:28,250 --> 00:52:29,230 CONSPIRACY OVER HIS PLEDGE TO 1627 00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:32,019 UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION. 1628 00:52:32,039 --> 00:52:33,170 BUT BEFORE YOU SAY HE'S 1629 00:52:33,190 --> 00:52:34,199 "ANTI-DEMOCRATIC," JOSH WANTS 1630 00:52:34,219 --> 00:52:35,250 YOU TO KNOW THAT HE'S "JUST 1631 00:52:35,269 --> 00:52:38,280 ASKING QUESTIONS." 1632 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:39,059 [LAUGHTER] 1633 00:52:39,079 --> 00:52:40,150 QUESTIONS LIKE, "WHY DOES THE 1634 00:52:40,170 --> 00:52:41,289 WINNER OF AN ELECTION ALWAYS 1635 00:52:42,010 --> 00:52:43,099 HAVE TO BE THE GUY WHO GETS THE 1636 00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:48,039 MOST VOTES?" 1637 00:52:48,059 --> 00:52:48,119 [LAUGHTER] 1638 00:52:48,139 --> 00:52:50,079 [APPLAUSE] 1639 00:52:50,099 --> 00:52:52,039 NOT TO BE OUTDONE IN THE AREA OF 1640 00:52:52,059 --> 00:52:54,090 HATING GOVERNMENT FROM THE 1641 00:52:54,110 --> 00:52:56,059 INSIDE FRESHMAN COLORADO REP AND 1642 00:52:56,079 --> 00:52:58,079 HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT LAUREN 1643 00:52:58,099 --> 00:52:59,219 BOEBERT IS SOMEONE YOU MAY HAVE 1644 00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,130 ALREADY THOUGHT OF - IF YOU EVER 1645 00:53:01,150 --> 00:53:02,250 THOUGHT "WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF 1646 00:53:02,269 --> 00:53:04,079 MICHELE BACHMANN SMOKED BATH 1647 00:53:04,099 --> 00:53:09,239 SALTS?" 1648 00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:10,210 [LAUGHTER] 1649 00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:11,099 [APPLAUSE] 1650 00:53:11,119 --> 00:53:12,250 THIS SASSY GAL IS TAKING HER 1651 00:53:12,269 --> 00:53:15,250 HOOPS OUT TO FIGHT THE LIB-TARDS 1652 00:53:15,269 --> 00:53:17,199 AND SHE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW 1653 00:53:17,219 --> 00:53:20,179 SHE HAS EXACTLY ONE ISSUE: GUNS. 1654 00:53:20,199 --> 00:53:25,000 SPOILER ALERT: SHE LIKES THEM. 1655 00:53:25,019 --> 00:53:25,079 [LAUGHTER] 1656 00:53:25,099 --> 00:53:26,119 SHE HAILS FROM A TOWN NAMED 1657 00:53:26,139 --> 00:53:27,230 RIFLE, AND OWNS A RESTAURANT 1658 00:53:27,250 --> 00:53:29,170 CALLED "SHOOTERS," WHERE THE 1659 00:53:29,190 --> 00:53:32,269 WAIT STAFF ARE ENCOURAGED TO 1660 00:53:32,289 --> 00:53:35,269 CARRY LOADED WEAPONS ON THE JOB. 1661 00:53:35,289 --> 00:53:37,130 MY SUGGESTION IF YOU EAT THERE? 1662 00:53:37,150 --> 00:53:46,170 MAKE SURE YOU TIP AT LEAST 20%. 1663 00:53:46,190 --> 00:53:47,019 [APPLAUSE] 1664 00:53:47,039 --> 00:53:48,280 I ATE THERE ONCE - I ASKED THE 1665 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:49,170 WAITER, "HOW FRESH IS THE FISH?" 1666 00:53:49,190 --> 00:53:50,190 HE SAID, "I DON'T KNOW. 1667 00:53:50,210 --> 00:53:56,079 DO YOU FEEL LUCKY PUNK?" 1668 00:53:56,099 --> 00:53:56,159 [LAUGHTER] 1669 00:53:56,179 --> 00:53:56,239 [APPLAUSE] 1670 00:53:56,260 --> 00:53:57,170 ALABAMA'S NEWEST SENATOR IS 1671 00:53:57,190 --> 00:53:58,199 TOMMY TUBERVILLE - HOW TO 1672 00:53:58,219 --> 00:54:00,179 DESCRIBE TOMMY? 1673 00:54:00,199 --> 00:54:02,019 HE'S LIKE IF A HOT MIC SLUR GOT 1674 00:54:02,039 --> 00:54:11,280 VOTED INTO OFFICE. 1675 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:12,059 [LAUGHTER] 1676 00:54:12,079 --> 00:54:14,000 [APPLAUSE] 1677 00:54:14,019 --> 00:54:15,139 LOVE THIS GUY. 1678 00:54:15,159 --> 00:54:16,199 TOMMY'S THE FORMER COACH OF THE 1679 00:54:16,219 --> 00:54:17,179 AUBURN TIGERS FOOTBALL TEAM, AND 1680 00:54:17,199 --> 00:54:18,260 INTELLECTUALLY, LET'S JUST SAY 1681 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,050 HE'S A FEW YARDS SHORT OF A 1682 00:54:20,070 --> 00:54:21,170 FIRST DOWN. 1683 00:54:21,190 --> 00:54:23,230 HE REFUSED TO DEBATE BEFORE HIS 1684 00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:25,119 PRIMARY AND GENERAL ELECTIONS, 1685 00:54:25,139 --> 00:54:27,079 AND IT'S A GOOD THING, BECAUSE 1686 00:54:27,099 --> 00:54:34,159 HE COULD LOSE A GAME OF 1687 00:54:34,179 --> 00:54:35,269 TIC-TAC-TOE TO A ST BERNARD. 1688 00:54:35,289 --> 00:54:36,230 TOMMY'S THE MODEL OF TODAY'S 1689 00:54:36,250 --> 00:54:37,190 CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE WHO 1690 00:54:37,210 --> 00:54:38,199 HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT'S IN 1691 00:54:38,219 --> 00:54:39,199 THE CONSTITUTION. 1692 00:54:39,219 --> 00:54:40,179 HE GOT WRONG THE ANSWER TO THE 1693 00:54:40,199 --> 00:54:41,210 QUESTION, "WHAT ARE THE THREE 1694 00:54:41,230 --> 00:54:43,260 BRANCHES OF OUR GOVERNMENT?" 1695 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,130 STRIPPERS CAN GET THIS ONE - I 1696 00:54:45,150 --> 00:54:52,079 KNOW, I'VE ASKED. 1697 00:54:52,099 --> 00:54:52,190 [LAUGHTER] 1698 00:54:52,210 --> 00:54:53,150 [APPLAUSE] 1699 00:54:53,170 --> 00:54:55,030 FINANCIALLY TOMMY'S BEEN 1700 00:54:55,050 --> 00:54:56,219 INVOLVED WITH AT LEAST THREE 1701 00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:57,230 BUSINESS ASSOCIATES WHO'VE BEEN 1702 00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,219 CONVICTED FOR FINANCIAL FRAUD. 1703 00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,050 SAID TOMMY:, "I'M NOT SMART 1704 00:55:01,070 --> 00:55:01,280 ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND ALL THE 1705 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 NUMBERS." 1706 00:55:04,019 --> 00:55:05,050 DID I MENTION HE WANTS TO BE ON 1707 00:55:05,070 --> 00:55:11,130 THE SENATE BANKING COMMITTEE? 1708 00:55:11,150 --> 00:55:12,230 [LAUGHTER] 1709 00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,199 [APPLAUSE] 1710 00:55:13,219 --> 00:55:17,170 AND SCENE. 1711 00:55:17,190 --> 00:55:17,250 [LAUGHTER] 1712 00:55:17,269 --> 00:55:18,030 [APPLAUSE] 1713 00:55:18,050 --> 00:55:19,090 NOW, IF FRESH-FACED IS YOUR 1714 00:55:19,110 --> 00:55:21,170 THING, GET READY TO SWIPE RIGHT 1715 00:55:21,190 --> 00:55:23,079 ON RISING HATE MONGER MADISON 1716 00:55:23,099 --> 00:55:25,210 CAWTHORN FROM NORTH CAROLINA, 1717 00:55:25,230 --> 00:55:27,210 ONE OF THE LEADERS OF THE "STOP 1718 00:55:27,230 --> 00:55:30,050 THE STEAL" FIASCO WHO HYPED THE 1719 00:55:30,070 --> 00:55:31,190 RIOT AT THE CAPITOL LIKE IT WAS 1720 00:55:31,210 --> 00:55:34,110 THE FYRE FESTIVAL, AND WHO AT 1721 00:55:34,130 --> 00:55:36,159 THE TENDER AGE OF 25 IS THE 1722 00:55:36,179 --> 00:55:38,150 YOUNGEST REPUBLICAN EVER ELECTED 1723 00:55:38,170 --> 00:55:40,190 TO THE HOUSE - I'VE THROWN UP 1724 00:55:40,210 --> 00:55:48,159 SCOTCH OLDER THAN THIS PRICK. 1725 00:55:48,179 --> 00:55:48,239 [LAUGHTER] 1726 00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:49,190 [APPLAUSE] 1727 00:55:49,210 --> 00:55:51,050 YOU KNOW EVERY CHAD DOUCHEBAG 1728 00:55:51,070 --> 00:55:52,099 YOU SEE ON A JET SKI ON 1729 00:55:52,119 --> 00:55:53,199 FACEBOOK? 1730 00:55:53,219 --> 00:55:57,190 YEAH - HE'S A CONGRESSMAN NOW. 1731 00:55:57,210 --> 00:55:57,269 [LAUGHTER] 1732 00:55:57,289 --> 00:55:58,210 AND THIS ONE BRAGS THAT HE 1733 00:55:58,230 --> 00:55:59,289 CARRIES A GUN ON THE HOUSE 1734 00:56:00,010 --> 00:56:01,239 FLOOR. 1735 00:56:01,260 --> 00:56:02,280 BUT NOT IRRESPONSIBLY - IT'S 1736 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,170 SAFELY SECURED IN HIS PAW PATROL 1737 00:56:04,190 --> 00:56:10,210 LUNCHBOX. 1738 00:56:10,230 --> 00:56:11,000 [LAUGHTER] 1739 00:56:11,019 --> 00:56:12,039 [APPLAUSE] 1740 00:56:12,059 --> 00:56:14,059 AND FINALLY, BUT CERTAINLY NOT 1741 00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:16,150 LEAST, WE HAVE THE FRESHMAN 1742 00:56:16,170 --> 00:56:18,179 CONGRESSWOMAN FROM GEORGIA, THE 1743 00:56:18,199 --> 00:56:19,269 TRUE MAYOR OF CRAZY TOWN, AND 1744 00:56:19,289 --> 00:56:22,170 EVERYONE'S FAVORITE KAREN, 1745 00:56:22,190 --> 00:56:25,050 MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN. 1746 00:56:25,070 --> 00:56:26,170 THE CONGRESSWOMAN WHO MOST MAKES 1747 00:56:26,190 --> 00:56:27,289 PEOPLE SAY: "HOW IS SHE NOT A 1748 00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:28,289 TEACHER FROM FLORIDA WHO FUCKS 1749 00:56:29,010 --> 00:56:36,130 HER STUDENTS?" 1750 00:56:36,150 --> 00:56:37,070 [LAUGHTER] 1751 00:56:37,090 --> 00:56:38,230 [APPLAUSE] 1752 00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:40,250 I DON'T KNOW, BUT HOLY SHIT IS 1753 00:56:40,269 --> 00:56:43,050 THIS LADY CRAZY. 1754 00:56:43,070 --> 00:56:44,239 SHE DOES NOT LISTEN TO LOBBYISTS 1755 00:56:44,260 --> 00:56:45,239 AND SPECIAL INTERESTS, NO - SHE 1756 00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:47,159 LISTENS TO MICROWAVES. 1757 00:56:47,179 --> 00:56:50,260 AND TALKING DOGS. 1758 00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,239 SHE'S AN ALL-IN Q-ANON BELIEVER 1759 00:56:52,260 --> 00:56:54,119 WHO THINKS SCIENCE AND REASON 1760 00:56:54,139 --> 00:56:56,010 ARE A CONSPIRACY TO TRICK PEOPLE 1761 00:56:56,030 --> 00:56:58,230 INTO THINKING. 1762 00:56:58,250 --> 00:57:00,099 REAGAN SAW "A SHINING CITY ON A 1763 00:57:00,119 --> 00:57:01,179 HILL" - THIS CHICK SEES SPIDERS 1764 00:57:01,199 --> 00:57:05,219 ON HER ARMS. 1765 00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:06,030 [LAUGHTER] 1766 00:57:06,050 --> 00:57:06,170 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1767 00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:12,090 MOVE OVER AOC, SAY HELLO TO WTF. 1768 00:57:12,110 --> 00:57:14,219 HELLO, DOUCHEBAGS! 1769 00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:15,280 I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS PETER 1770 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:16,210 HAMBY, KMELE FOSTER AND FRANK 1771 00:57:16,230 --> 00:57:20,079 FIGLIUZZI. 1772 00:57:20,099 --> 00:57:22,110 WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, FOLKS. 1773 00:57:22,130 --> 00:57:25,119 I'LL BE AT THE DASH I'LL BE 1774 00:57:25,139 --> 00:57:25,190 NOWHERE. 1775 00:57:25,210 --> 00:57:30,159 I'LL BE HOME. 1776 00:57:30,179 --> 00:57:31,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1777 00:57:31,019 --> 00:57:40,070 ♪ ♪ 1778 00:57:40,090 --> 00:57:41,090 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]