1 00:00:07,129 --> 00:00:11,250 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:11,269 --> 00:00:13,060 >> START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:19,100 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:27,100 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:41,009 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:44,100 >> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 7 00:00:44,119 --> 00:00:49,109 I APPRECIATE IT, THANK YOU. 8 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:50,200 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 9 00:00:50,219 --> 00:00:51,070 SPARSELY POPULATED PEOPLE, I 10 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:55,229 APPRECIATE IT. 11 00:00:55,250 --> 00:01:01,159 OUR LAST SHOW -- I APPRECIATE 12 00:01:01,179 --> 00:01:01,219 THAT. 13 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:02,060 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 14 00:01:02,079 --> 00:01:02,270 THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND DOING 15 00:01:02,289 --> 00:01:05,019 WHAT YOU HAD TO DO TO GET IN 16 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,280 HERE, IT IS OUR LAST SHOW OF THE 17 00:01:07,010 --> 00:01:09,180 SEASON ENDED HAS BEEN 17 DAYS 18 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,150 NOW SINCE THE ELECTION -- 19 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,170 >> IS STILL BEHAVING LIKE A 20 00:01:12,189 --> 00:01:17,010 PSYCHO BEAUTY PAGEANT QUEEN WHO 21 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:22,120 WILL NOT LET GO OF THE TIARA. 22 00:01:22,140 --> 00:01:24,269 THIS IS ALSO THE LAST TIME I 23 00:01:24,289 --> 00:01:25,239 WILL SEE ANYBODY PUBLICLY BEFORE 24 00:01:25,260 --> 00:01:34,039 THE HOLIDAYS SO MERRY AND 25 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:36,200 HAPPY -- IT'S BEEN THAT TYPE OF 26 00:01:36,219 --> 00:01:37,270 YEAR. 27 00:01:37,289 --> 00:01:38,270 THANKSGIVING WAS ALWAYS WHEN YOU 28 00:01:38,289 --> 00:01:41,009 PIGGED OUT AT TWO IN THE 29 00:01:41,030 --> 00:01:42,229 AFTERNOON, PASSED OUT ON THE 30 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,189 COUCH -- NOW EVERY DAY THIS YEAR 31 00:01:43,210 --> 00:01:47,250 WAS THAT. 32 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:50,069 FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO BE 33 00:01:50,090 --> 00:01:51,189 REFERRING TO THIS. 34 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:52,180 AMERICAN HISTORY BECAUSE WE NEED 35 00:01:52,200 --> 00:02:02,000 A NAME THIS AS THE FUCKENING. 36 00:02:02,019 --> 00:02:02,120 [LAUGHTER] 37 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:03,040 [APPLAUSE] 38 00:02:03,060 --> 00:02:04,159 WE HAD THE GREAT RECESSION AND 39 00:02:04,180 --> 00:02:07,010 THE ECONOMIC EXPANSION AND THIS 40 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:08,219 IS THE FUCKENING, THAT'S WHAT WE 41 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,090 ARE IN NOW. 42 00:02:09,110 --> 00:02:11,280 I WAS IN A STORE THE OTHER DAY, 43 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,169 THE BIG HOT NOVELTY TOY ITEM 44 00:02:13,189 --> 00:02:16,060 THIS YEAR FOR THE HOLIDAYS IS 45 00:02:16,079 --> 00:02:19,270 ELF ON THE VENTILATOR. 46 00:02:19,289 --> 00:02:22,099 [LAUGHTER] 47 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,280 I DON'T GET THIS COUNTRY, THE 48 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:25,270 TRUMP PEOPLE DON'T WANT ANYONE 49 00:02:25,289 --> 00:02:27,229 TO WEAR A MASK BECAUSE THEY SAY 50 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:29,020 IT'S ALL ABOUT CONFORMITY, THESE 51 00:02:29,039 --> 00:02:29,210 ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WANT 52 00:02:29,229 --> 00:02:36,020 EVERYONE TO KNEEL -- FUCK THAT 53 00:02:36,039 --> 00:02:36,210 JOKE. 54 00:02:36,229 --> 00:02:39,000 THEY WANT TO KICK YOU OUT OF THE 55 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:41,210 COUNTRY -- FORGET IT. 56 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:43,189 DO YOU GET WHAT I WAS TRYING TO 57 00:02:43,210 --> 00:02:43,280 GET THERE? 58 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:44,259 IT'S THE LAST SHOW OF THE 59 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:47,110 SEASON, I'M LOSING IT. 60 00:02:47,129 --> 00:02:52,120 THEY CAN ALL JUMP IN A LAKE 61 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,000 BECAUSE DEMOCRATS WHO ARE ALWAYS 62 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:57,150 PREACHING WEARING THE MASKS, 63 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:58,150 THEY KEEP GETTING CAUGHT DOING 64 00:02:58,170 --> 00:03:01,180 WHAT WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO. 65 00:03:01,199 --> 00:03:02,240 NANCY PELOSI DID, LORI 66 00:03:02,259 --> 00:03:04,229 LIGHTFOOT, NOW GAVIN NEWSOM. 67 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,210 DID YOU SEE THIS? 68 00:03:05,229 --> 00:03:07,189 HE WAS IN A BIRTHDAY PARTY 69 00:03:07,210 --> 00:03:10,120 INDOORS, I HAVEN'T EATEN INDOORS 70 00:03:10,139 --> 00:03:12,039 PUBLICLY SINCE MARCH WITHOUT A 71 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:14,030 MASK AND AT THE TABLE, THERE 72 00:03:14,050 --> 00:03:14,280 WERE LOBBYISTS FROM THE 73 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,030 CALIFORNIA MEDICAL ASSOCIATION. 74 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:21,259 THAT'S LIKE GETTING SHIT FACED 75 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,259 WITH MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK 76 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:27,110 DRIVING. 77 00:03:27,129 --> 00:03:29,139 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 78 00:03:29,159 --> 00:03:32,289 THEY SAY THERE ARE TWO NEW 79 00:03:33,009 --> 00:03:34,129 VACCINES COMING JUST IN TIME FOR 80 00:03:34,150 --> 00:03:36,099 THE HOLIDAYS, THIS IS BIG NEWS. 81 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,079 THEY SAY THEY ARE ALMOST 82 00:03:37,099 --> 00:03:38,219 IMPOSSIBLE TO GET AND THERE IS 83 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,110 ABOUT A 90% CHANCE OF THEM 84 00:03:41,129 --> 00:03:42,170 WORKING. 85 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:44,180 MAYBE I'M THINKING OF 86 00:03:44,199 --> 00:03:50,030 PLAYSTATION FIVE. 87 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:50,110 [LAUGHTER] 88 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:51,280 THE PRESIDENT IS IN THE HOLIDAY 89 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,020 SPIRIT, HE HAD A SCREENING LAST 90 00:03:53,039 --> 00:03:56,289 NIGHT OF HIS FAVORITE HOLIDAY 91 00:03:57,009 --> 00:03:58,039 MOVIE "HOW THE GRINCH STOLE 92 00:03:58,060 --> 00:04:02,180 PENNSYLVANIA." 93 00:04:02,199 --> 00:04:02,259 [LAUGHTER] 94 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,169 [APPLAUSE] 95 00:04:04,189 --> 00:04:07,259 DID YOU SEE WHAT TEAM LUNATIC 96 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,099 WAS -- 97 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,259 [LAUGHTER] 98 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,280 WAS PUTTING FORWARD THIS WEEK? 99 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,169 RUDY GIULIANI WAS OUT THERE, 100 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:18,029 HE'S HAVING QUITE A THIRD ACT. 101 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,050 WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING FOR HIS 102 00:04:20,069 --> 00:04:23,160 DICK IN HIS PANTS, HE'S OUT 103 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,279 THERE -- HE'S OUT THERE AS 104 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,009 TRUMP'S LEAD LAWYER BECAUSE ALL 105 00:04:27,029 --> 00:04:28,040 THE REGULAR LAWYERS HAVE QUIT 106 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,279 AND HE'S GOT A NEW THEORY ABOUT 107 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,159 WHO FIX THE ELECTION, VENEZUELA. 108 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:35,240 APPARENTLY HE SAYS DOMINION, 109 00:04:35,259 --> 00:04:37,110 THAT'S THE VOTING MACHINE 110 00:04:37,129 --> 00:04:38,000 COMPANY, THEY'RE ACTUALLY OUT OF 111 00:04:38,019 --> 00:04:39,269 CANADA BUT THEY ARE OWNED BY 112 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:41,259 ANOTHER COMPANY WHICH IS FUNDED 113 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:43,060 BY A VENEZUELAN ASSOCIATE OF 114 00:04:43,079 --> 00:04:49,269 HUGO CHAVEZ WHO IS DEAD. 115 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:50,290 AT THIS POINT, MSNBC JUST CUT 116 00:04:51,009 --> 00:04:56,110 AWAY TO A CUCKOO CLOCK. 117 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:56,189 [LAUGHTER] 118 00:04:56,209 --> 00:05:00,149 [APPLAUSE] 119 00:05:00,170 --> 00:05:06,209 WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL -- SPAIN IS 120 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:09,029 INVOLVED! 121 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:10,040 VENEZUELA, THEY MAKE THE 122 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,060 MACHINES, ZOMBIE HUGO CHAVEZ, HE 123 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,120 MAKES -- BUT THEN THE VOTES GOT 124 00:05:15,139 --> 00:05:16,220 SENT HE SAYS TO BARCELONA, 125 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,209 SPAIN, WHERE THEY WERE FIXED FOR 126 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:20,230 BIDEN AND SENT BACK TO THE U.S. 127 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:22,089 AT THIS POINT, HE JUST KNEELED 128 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:25,060 DOWN LIKE JAMES BROWN AND TWO 129 00:05:25,079 --> 00:05:25,230 HANDLERS CAME OUT AND PUT A 130 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:31,040 STRAITJACKET ON HIM. 131 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:31,120 [LAUGHTER] 132 00:05:31,139 --> 00:05:34,199 [APPLAUSE] 133 00:05:34,220 --> 00:05:35,279 AND THEN THE JUDGE SAID "ORDER 134 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,220 IN THE COURT!" 135 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,050 AND RUDY SAID "TANQUERAY AND 136 00:05:42,069 --> 00:05:46,050 TONIC, PLEASE." 137 00:05:46,069 --> 00:05:47,050 AND THEN THINGS GOT WEIRD. 138 00:05:47,069 --> 00:05:49,009 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE 139 00:05:49,029 --> 00:05:50,050 NOW BUT ONE INCOME OF THE 140 00:05:50,069 --> 00:05:52,090 FOLLOWING MAY BE DISTURBING TO 141 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:53,009 SOME VIEWERS, VIEWER DISCRETION 142 00:05:53,029 --> 00:05:58,079 IS ADVISED. 143 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:01,259 [LAUGHTER] 144 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:04,149 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 145 00:06:04,170 --> 00:06:05,240 DRACULA GETS OUT OF A COFFIN TOO 146 00:06:05,259 --> 00:06:12,089 EARLY IN THE DAY. 147 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:12,170 [LAUGHTER] 148 00:06:12,189 --> 00:06:13,139 [APPLAUSE] 149 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,250 THAT'S HIS HAIR DYE, YOU KNOW 150 00:06:14,269 --> 00:06:16,069 THE TRUMP PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS 151 00:06:16,089 --> 00:06:18,069 SAYING THESE COLORS DON'T RUN -- 152 00:06:18,089 --> 00:06:21,120 SOMETIMES THEY DO! 153 00:06:21,139 --> 00:06:22,170 EVEN JEFFREY TOOBIN WAS LIKE 154 00:06:22,189 --> 00:06:27,220 GOD, THAT'S EMBARRASSING. 155 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,149 JEFFREY TOOBIN? 156 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:29,220 NEVER MIND. 157 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,269 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW, THE LAST 158 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:35,120 SHOW OF THE YEAR. 159 00:06:35,139 --> 00:06:36,290 ALEX WAGNER AND JON MEACHAM ARE 160 00:06:37,009 --> 00:06:37,180 HERE: BUT FIRST, HE'S A 161 00:06:37,199 --> 00:06:38,120 DISTINGUISHED PROFESSOR OF 162 00:06:38,139 --> 00:06:39,060 AFRICAN-AMERICAN STUDIES AND 163 00:06:39,079 --> 00:06:40,000 ETHICS AT VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY 164 00:06:40,019 --> 00:06:41,050 AND AUTHOR OF "LONG TIME COMING: 165 00:06:41,069 --> 00:06:41,290 RECKONING WITH RACE IN AMERICA": 166 00:06:42,009 --> 00:06:50,209 MICHAEL ERIC DYSON. 167 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:55,029 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 168 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:56,290 LIKE JAMES BROWN, I DID THAT FOR 169 00:06:57,009 --> 00:06:57,250 YOU. 170 00:06:57,269 --> 00:06:59,159 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 171 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:00,259 >> I'M PRETTY FAIR FOR A SQUARE. 172 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:01,149 >> Bill: THANKS FOR GOING 173 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,110 THROUGH ALL THE STUFF YOU HAD TO 174 00:07:03,129 --> 00:07:05,269 DO, YOU CAN JUST IN TIME, I 175 00:07:05,290 --> 00:07:07,209 THINK WE ARE CLOSING DOWN SOON. 176 00:07:07,230 --> 00:07:09,079 >> SHUTTING DOWN ON THE CURFEW. 177 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,290 >> Bill: I THINK WERE GOING 178 00:07:11,009 --> 00:07:13,120 OFF THE AIR, IT WILL BE BETTER 179 00:07:13,139 --> 00:07:13,279 NEXT YEAR. 180 00:07:14,009 --> 00:07:16,040 I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS 181 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:18,129 YEAR, YOUR BOOK, GREAT BOOK, I 182 00:07:18,149 --> 00:07:21,009 READ IT QUICKLY, IT'S A QUICK 183 00:07:21,029 --> 00:07:22,160 READ. 184 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:25,220 SERIOUS STUFF OF COURSE, BUT THE 185 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,269 YEAR 2020 -- 2017 WAS THE YEAR 186 00:07:27,290 --> 00:07:30,000 OF HARVEY WEINSTEIN AND THAT 187 00:07:30,019 --> 00:07:31,269 ME TOO MOVEMENT AND IT SEEMS 188 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:34,090 LIKE EVERYTHING CHANGED TO A 189 00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:39,029 DEGREE WITH GENDER STUFF -- ARE 190 00:07:39,050 --> 00:07:41,129 WE GOING TO LOOK BACK AT 2020 191 00:07:41,149 --> 00:07:42,180 THAT WAY WITH RACE? 192 00:07:42,199 --> 00:07:46,069 >> THAT'S A GREAT PARALLEL. 193 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:49,139 I THINK SO IN THIS SENSE, GEORGE 194 00:07:49,159 --> 00:07:51,019 FLOYD OPENED THE MINDS AND EYES 195 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,230 OF SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE. 196 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:54,220 THOSE OF US WHO HAVE BEEN 197 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,029 VICTIMIZED BY IT HISTORICALLY 198 00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:58,149 AND CONSISTENTLY, SOME AMONG US 199 00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:00,149 SAID I GUESS YOU MISSED THE 200 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:01,060 SLAVERY PART AND THE JIM CROW 201 00:08:01,079 --> 00:08:03,089 PART AND YOU MISSED THE OTHER 202 00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:05,240 STUFF. 203 00:08:05,259 --> 00:08:06,069 [APPLAUSE] 204 00:08:06,089 --> 00:08:07,259 BUT I GO WHENEVER PEOPLE WAKE 205 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:10,250 UP, THEY WAKE UP, WHENEVER THEY 206 00:08:10,269 --> 00:08:12,180 BECOME AWARE, THEY BECOME AWARE. 207 00:08:12,199 --> 00:08:15,170 WE WERE ALL AT HOME, THOSE OF US 208 00:08:15,189 --> 00:08:16,290 WHO COULD AFFORD TO STAY-AT-HOME 209 00:08:17,009 --> 00:08:18,079 WITH THE PANDEMIC AND WE ARE 210 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,079 LOOKING AT OUR SCREENS ANYWAY 211 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:21,199 AND WHEN GEORGE FLOYD'S IMAGE 212 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:23,240 FLASHES ACROSS THE HORIZON OF 213 00:08:23,259 --> 00:08:25,170 MANY OF THESE DEVICES, IT WAS 214 00:08:25,189 --> 00:08:26,000 ASTONISHING. 215 00:08:26,019 --> 00:08:28,110 AND MANY WHITE BROTHERS AND 216 00:08:28,129 --> 00:08:29,279 SISTERS SAID WAIT, SO BLACK 217 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,040 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING CLAIMS 218 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:32,230 AND WE'VE BEEN LIKE OKAY, YOU 219 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,080 MUST'VE SAID SOMETHING YOU MUST 220 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,279 OF ACTED OR MISBEHAVED BUT MY 221 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,110 GOD, WE CAN SEE HERE PROSTRATE 222 00:08:38,129 --> 00:08:40,129 ON THE GROUND, A BLACK MAN 223 00:08:40,149 --> 00:08:42,200 MEANING HARM TO NO ONE BEING THE 224 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:48,129 RECIPIENT OF DEREK -- HIS NECK 225 00:08:48,149 --> 00:08:49,149 BEING SQUEEZED AND ASPHYXIATED 226 00:08:49,169 --> 00:08:51,019 FOR NO GOOD REASON AND I THINK 227 00:08:51,039 --> 00:08:52,210 THAT SHOOK AMERICA TO ITS CORE 228 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,039 AND NOT JUST AMERICA, PEOPLE ALL 229 00:08:54,059 --> 00:08:56,110 OVER THE WORLD WERE RESPONDING. 230 00:08:56,129 --> 00:08:58,100 >> Bill: YOU THINK THIS IS 231 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,129 MORE ABOUT RACISM THEN POLICING. 232 00:09:00,149 --> 00:09:01,190 >> THE TWO GO HAND-IN-HAND, I 233 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:03,029 THINK IT'S ABOUT THE PERSISTENCE 234 00:09:03,049 --> 00:09:05,190 OF WHAT HAS NOW BECOME A TERM, 235 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:07,159 SYSTEMIC RACISM AND I THINK IT'S 236 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:08,240 ABOUT THE FACT THAT POLICE 237 00:09:08,259 --> 00:09:11,009 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAY OUT OF 238 00:09:11,029 --> 00:09:13,139 CONTROL FOR TOO LONG WHEN IT 239 00:09:13,159 --> 00:09:14,019 COMES TO AFRICAN-AMERICAN AND 240 00:09:14,039 --> 00:09:18,090 LATINO PEOPLE. 241 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:19,029 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 242 00:09:19,049 --> 00:09:23,000 >> Bill: GIVE ME A COMPARISON 243 00:09:23,019 --> 00:09:24,179 COMPARISON -- YOU'RE ALMOST MY 244 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:24,230 AGE. 245 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:29,250 GIVE ME A COMPARISON OF 1980, 246 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,110 2,000, 2020. 247 00:09:31,129 --> 00:09:35,230 THERE'S SOME DIFFERENCE. 248 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:38,210 >> 1980, YOU'VE GOT THE RISE OF 249 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:39,230 RONALD REAGAN IN HIP-HOP. 250 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,169 >> Bill: I MEAN WITH POLICING. 251 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:42,210 [LAUGHTER] 252 00:09:42,230 --> 00:09:47,039 >> WHAT I'M SAYING -- RACISM IN 253 00:09:47,059 --> 00:09:48,080 GENERAL, YOU'VE GOT LAW AND 254 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,200 ORDER STUFF. 255 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:51,129 YOU'VE GOT NIXON 20 YEARS BEFORE 256 00:09:51,149 --> 00:09:52,190 TALKING ABOUT LAW AND ORDER AND 257 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:54,230 THEN IN 1980, THE RESTORATION OF 258 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:56,129 UN-AMERICAN SOCIETY THAT HAD 259 00:09:56,149 --> 00:09:58,029 GONE OFF THE RAILS PEOPLE 260 00:09:58,049 --> 00:09:58,139 PERCEIVED. 261 00:09:58,159 --> 00:09:59,149 RONALD REAGAN WAS THERE TO 262 00:09:59,169 --> 00:10:01,120 POLICE IT BACK IN ORDER. 263 00:10:01,139 --> 00:10:04,139 YOU THINK ABOUT 2,000, WHAT 264 00:10:04,159 --> 00:10:04,289 HAPPENS? 265 00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:06,139 JESSE JACKSON HAS RUN A COUPLE 266 00:10:06,159 --> 00:10:07,269 TIMES FOR THE PRESIDENCY, PEOPLE 267 00:10:07,289 --> 00:10:10,070 HAVE SAID THERE ARE DIFFERENT 268 00:10:10,090 --> 00:10:11,159 AVENUES AND POSSIBILITIES THAT 269 00:10:11,179 --> 00:10:13,220 ARE NOW AWAKE TO US BUT YOU HAD 270 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,159 FIGHTS AGAINST AFFIRMATIVE 271 00:10:14,179 --> 00:10:15,080 ACTION AND THE COURTS. 272 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:19,110 YOU THINK ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO, 273 00:10:19,129 --> 00:10:23,029 IN 2010, WE ARE IN THE SECOND 274 00:10:23,049 --> 00:10:23,190 YEAR OF THE PRESIDENCY OF 275 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:26,139 BARACK OBAMA AND THAT WAS A 276 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,039 GUTENBERG SHIFT IN THE 277 00:10:28,059 --> 00:10:28,200 CONSCIOUSNESS OF AMERICAN 278 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:29,210 CULTURE THAT NOW THIS BLACK MAN 279 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:32,210 CAN BE THE FACE OF AMERICA, THE 280 00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:34,039 AVATAR OF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY, 281 00:10:34,059 --> 00:10:37,279 THE EMBODIMENT OF THE NOBLE 282 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:38,169 ASPIRATIONS OF JAMES MADISON AND 283 00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:39,009 GEORGE WASHINGTON AND 284 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,269 THOMAS JEFFERSON IS NOW THIS 285 00:10:40,289 --> 00:10:44,220 SUN-KISSED SON OF AMERICA WHO 286 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:45,259 EMBODIES THE BEST IDEALS AND 287 00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:46,289 NOBLE ASPIRATIONS BUT AT THE 288 00:10:47,009 --> 00:10:49,000 SAME TIME BENEATH IT ALL YOU HAD 289 00:10:49,019 --> 00:10:51,210 THIS UNDERCURRENT OF THE 290 00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:52,190 MISTREATMENT OF ORDINARY 291 00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:53,070 EVERYDAY BLACK PEOPLE AND THE 292 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:55,090 POLICE -- I CAN TELL YOU, I 293 00:10:55,110 --> 00:10:56,070 DIDN'T WRITE MUCH ABOUT IT IN 294 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,029 THIS BOOK, I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT IT 295 00:10:58,049 --> 00:10:59,100 OTHER PLACES -- I'VE BEEN A 296 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,210 VICTIM OF THAT KIND OF BRUTALITY 297 00:11:01,230 --> 00:11:03,070 FOR MOST OF MY LIFE AND IT HAS 298 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:07,019 BECOME ROUTINE FOR MANY OF US, 299 00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:08,120 10-2, PUT YOUR WALLET ON THE 300 00:11:08,139 --> 00:11:10,129 DASHBOARD, YOU TELL YOUR KIDS -- 301 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:12,000 A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO DO 302 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,100 THIS TOO BUT WE HAVE TO HAVE 303 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,120 SPECIAL ATTENTION PAID TO THAT, 304 00:11:16,139 --> 00:11:17,110 BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL, BE 305 00:11:17,129 --> 00:11:18,110 DEFERENTIAL BECAUSE WE WANT YOU 306 00:11:18,129 --> 00:11:20,289 TO GET OUT WITH YOUR LIVELIHOOD. 307 00:11:21,009 --> 00:11:23,149 >> Bill: WHAT I'M ASKING YOU 308 00:11:23,169 --> 00:11:25,049 IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NOW 309 00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:25,269 AND 20 YEARS AGO. 310 00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:26,269 YOUR ANSWER MIGHT BE THERE IS 311 00:11:26,289 --> 00:11:30,279 NONE, I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT 312 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:31,129 BECAUSE -- 313 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,139 >> I THINK THERE IS A DIFFERENCE 314 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,029 BUT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE IN 315 00:11:35,049 --> 00:11:36,240 AWARENESS OF PEOPLE SEEING THAT 316 00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:38,289 THE POLICE HAVE MISTREATED BLACK 317 00:11:39,009 --> 00:11:39,159 PEOPLE CONSISTENTLY. 318 00:11:39,179 --> 00:11:41,110 WE CAN TRACE IT BACK TO THE 319 00:11:41,129 --> 00:11:43,110 1700s WHEN THE SLAVE STUFF GOT 320 00:11:43,129 --> 00:11:45,059 STARTED, THE SLAVE PATROLS IN 321 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,110 VIRGINIA. 322 00:11:46,129 --> 00:11:48,000 SINCE THAT TIME, 323 00:11:48,019 --> 00:11:49,029 MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. TALKED 324 00:11:49,049 --> 00:11:50,269 ABOUT POLICE BRUTALITY IN 1963, 325 00:11:50,289 --> 00:11:54,210 THINGS HAVE SHIFTED IN TERMS OF 326 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:56,059 AWARENESS, POSSIBILITY OF BLACK 327 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,000 UPWARD MOBILITY, PEOPLE GETTING 328 00:11:58,019 --> 00:12:01,059 ALONG BETTER, RODNEY KING'S 329 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,080 ANSWER, SOME OF US GET ALONG 330 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,210 BETTER IN PLACES -- THE LETHAL 331 00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:06,289 PERSISTENCE OF ANTI-BLACKNESS IN 332 00:12:07,009 --> 00:12:09,090 THIS COUNTRY HAS BEEN A CONSTANT 333 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:10,149 DRUMBEAT THAT HAS ACCOMPANIED 334 00:12:10,169 --> 00:12:11,179 THE SOCIAL DANCE OF BLACK PEOPLE 335 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,250 IN MANY AREAS OF AMERICA, THAT'S 336 00:12:12,269 --> 00:12:18,159 THE REALITY. 337 00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:19,200 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 338 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:21,080 >> Bill: ONE OF THE LAST 339 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,279 CHAPTERS IN YOUR BOOK CALLED 340 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,059 WHITE COMFORT, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE 341 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,159 THAT THERE IS DIVERSITY IN 342 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:28,100 THOUGHT IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY. 343 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,009 >> NO DOUBT. 344 00:12:30,029 --> 00:12:33,070 >> Bill: I ASSUME YOU'RE FOR 345 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:33,129 THAT. 346 00:12:33,149 --> 00:12:34,009 >> ABSOLUTELY. 347 00:12:34,029 --> 00:12:34,289 >> Bill: I'VE HEARD A LOT 348 00:12:35,009 --> 00:12:38,049 OF -- I'VE HAD SOME OF THEM ON 349 00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:42,120 THE SHOW, JOHN McWHORTER, 350 00:12:42,139 --> 00:12:45,179 PROFESSOR LIKE YOU, HE TALKS 351 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,159 ABOUT THE RELIGION OF 352 00:12:46,179 --> 00:12:46,279 ANTIRACISM. 353 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,259 HE WOULDN'T AGREE WITH 354 00:12:47,279 --> 00:12:49,009 EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING, HE 355 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,070 SAYS WE'VE NEVER BEEN LESS 356 00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:52,070 RACIST -- THAT DOESN'T MEAN 357 00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:55,090 THERE ISN'T STILL RACISM, BUT 358 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:59,100 WHAT IS YOUR VIEW OF THAT VIEW? 359 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,029 >> JOHN McWHORTER, FRIEND OF 360 00:13:01,049 --> 00:13:02,080 MINE, SMART GUY, I RESPECT ALL 361 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,070 THE PEOPLE YOU TALKED ABOUT, 362 00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:07,250 THEY DON'T REPRESENT THE MASSES 363 00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:09,070 OF BLACK PEOPLE, THEY DON'T 364 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,110 REPRESENT THE BASIC BELIEF OF 365 00:13:10,129 --> 00:13:10,220 BLACK PEOPLE. 366 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,190 >> Bill: MOST BLACK PEOPLE 367 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:14,149 WANT MORE POLICING, NOT LESS. 368 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:17,039 >> BLACK PEOPLE ARE CULTURALLY 369 00:13:17,059 --> 00:13:17,279 CONSERVATIVE, I DON'T REPRESENT 370 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,019 THE MAINSTREAM IF YOU WILL OF 371 00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:19,210 BLACK THOUGHT WHEN IT COMES TO 372 00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:23,000 THINGS LIKE THAT, AS AN ORDAINED 373 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,019 BAPTIST MINISTER FOR 40 YEARS, 374 00:13:24,039 --> 00:13:25,009 I'VE SEEN SOME OF THE STUFF THAT 375 00:13:25,029 --> 00:13:26,200 GOES ON IN THESE CHURCHES -- 376 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:27,289 BLACK COMMUNITIES SAY WE WANT 377 00:13:28,009 --> 00:13:30,159 PEOPLE TO PROTECT US, WE WANT 378 00:13:30,179 --> 00:13:31,269 WHEN WE CALL THE COPS, THE COPS 379 00:13:31,289 --> 00:13:36,029 NOT TO FAIL TO DISTINGUISH US 380 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,090 FROM THE CRIMINALS AND BLACK 381 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,220 PEOPLE CALL THE COPS MORE THAN 382 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,259 ANYBODY, IF YOU WANT TO GET DOWN 383 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:43,039 TO WHO CALLS THE COPS, BLACK 384 00:13:43,059 --> 00:13:43,190 PEOPLE. 385 00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:45,200 I TOLD YOU I WANT THOSE BISCUITS 386 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,059 BUTTERED, I'M CALLING THE COPS 387 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:47,289 ON YOU RIGHT NOW AND YOU AIN'T 388 00:13:48,009 --> 00:13:50,059 DONE IT RIGHT. 389 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,100 THE POINT IS WHEN WE WANT -- 390 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,259 WHEN THE COPS SHOW UP, NOT TO 391 00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:58,230 DIRECT A COMMON ORDINARY 392 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,039 INTERCHANGE BETWEEN TWO 393 00:14:00,059 --> 00:14:02,029 HUMAN BEINGS INTO SOMETHING 394 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,230 LETHAL. 395 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:06,149 >> WHAT DO I MEAN? 396 00:14:06,169 --> 00:14:07,120 WHEN THE COPS STOPPED SANDRA 397 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:11,159 BLAND FOR A TRAFFIC SIGNAL AND 398 00:14:11,179 --> 00:14:13,080 SHE'S HUNG TWO DAYS LATER, 399 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,120 WALTER SCOTT IN SOUTH CAROLINA, 400 00:14:15,139 --> 00:14:16,230 STOPPED BECAUSE HIS LEFT TURN 401 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,279 SIGNAL WAS WRONG AND THE GUY 402 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,200 ENDS UP SHOOTING HIM, ORDINARY 403 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:21,279 INTERACTIONS END UP IN DEATH FOR 404 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,149 BLACK PEOPLE, A LOT OF BLACK 405 00:14:23,169 --> 00:14:25,110 PEOPLE DON'T WANT THE POLICE TO 406 00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:28,070 BE ABOLISHED AND I KNOW THAT 407 00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:29,210 TERM, JIM CLYBURN AND OTHERS 408 00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:30,129 HAVE SAID THAT'S THE DEATH 409 00:14:30,149 --> 00:14:32,090 KNELL -- YOU TALK ABOUT 410 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:32,169 ABOLITION. 411 00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:35,080 IN THE 1850s, MOST WHITE 412 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,100 PEOPLE WERE NOT IN FAVOR OF 413 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,230 ABOLITION OF SLAVERY, THINGS DO 414 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,029 CHANGE. 415 00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:39,190 ARE YOU INTERESTED IN THE 416 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:42,139 COMMERCIAL OR THE PRODUCT? 417 00:14:42,159 --> 00:14:44,039 I'M ALL FOR WHATEVER LANGUAGE 418 00:14:44,059 --> 00:14:48,070 GETS US OVER, I'M NOT A STICKLER 419 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:50,090 FOR IF IT'S ABOLITION VERSUS 420 00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:51,090 REFORM, BUT THE POLICE SEEM TO 421 00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:54,000 CONSISTENTLY AND REPEATEDLY 422 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:57,090 MURDER, KILL, MAIM, HARM, WITH 423 00:14:57,110 --> 00:14:58,129 BLACK LIFE WITH WANT AND 424 00:14:58,149 --> 00:14:59,190 ABANDONMENT WITHOUT BEING HELD 425 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,070 TO ACCOUNT 426 00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:02,289 AND WHEN THEY DO, THEY HAVE 427 00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:03,190 QUALIFIED IMMUNITY THAT PROTECTS 428 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:04,139 THEM. 429 00:15:04,159 --> 00:15:05,200 >> Bill: I REMEMBER DOING 430 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:06,090 EDITORIALS ABOUT THE POLICE THAT 431 00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:10,139 I THOUGHT W FOR SURE WERE GOINGO 432 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,129 GET ME ARRESTED ON THIS SHOW 433 00:15:12,149 --> 00:15:13,159 FIVE YEARS AGO AND PART OF THE 434 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,220 POINT I WAS MAKING WAS THERE'S 435 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,080 NEVER ANY REPERCUSSIONS. 436 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,179 NOW THERE HAVE BEEN COME YOU GO 437 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,149 DOWN THE LIST, LOTS OF POLICE 438 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,009 HAVE BEEN PUT IN JAIL, TRIED AND 439 00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:24,149 FOUND GUILTY. 440 00:15:24,169 --> 00:15:28,009 >> A FEW MORE. 441 00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:29,009 IT'S NOT A TSUNAMI. 442 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,009 >> Bill: IT USED TO BE NONE. 443 00:15:31,029 --> 00:15:32,279 >> THAT'S PROGRESS BUT MALCOLM X 444 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,029 SAID YOU CAN'T PUT THE KNIFE IN 445 00:15:36,049 --> 00:15:38,019 MY BACK 9 INCHES BULLET OUT 446 00:15:38,039 --> 00:15:39,210 6 INCHES AND CALL IT PROGRESS. 447 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,139 I'M ACKNOWLEDGING THERE IS 448 00:15:40,159 --> 00:15:42,090 PROGRESS BUT DO YOU KNOW THE 449 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,110 OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF BLACK 450 00:15:44,129 --> 00:15:46,039 PEOPLE LIVE IN FEAR. 451 00:15:46,059 --> 00:15:47,100 LeBRON JAMES WHO IS A RICH GUY 452 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,259 WHO PLAYS FOR THE L.A. LAKERS 453 00:15:48,279 --> 00:15:50,059 SAYS WE LIVE IN TERROR AGAINST 454 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,210 WHAT THE POLICE WILL DO TO US, 455 00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:53,190 THAT'S A REALITY THAT I THINK 456 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:56,149 MANY WHITE PEOPLE HAVEN'T SEEN 457 00:15:56,169 --> 00:15:58,009 UNTIL THESE SNUFF FILMS. 458 00:15:58,029 --> 00:16:00,029 THE PORNOGRAPHY OF BLACK DEATH 459 00:16:00,049 --> 00:16:02,019 IS REPEATED IN THE CINEMA OF 460 00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:02,240 BLACK EXISTENCE AND THESE FILMS 461 00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:05,200 SHOW US THAT NO MATTER WHAT -- 462 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:09,259 HANDS UP, GET SHOT, HANDS DOWN 463 00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:11,000 GET SHOT, SPEAK TO THE POLICE 464 00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:11,169 AND A SAUCY WAY, DON'T SAY 465 00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:18,149 ANYTHING AT ALL, GET SHOT, AND 466 00:16:18,169 --> 00:16:19,149 THAT'S THE REALITY WE HAVE TO 467 00:16:19,169 --> 00:16:21,110 CONFRONT WHEN IT COMES TO POLICE 468 00:16:21,129 --> 00:16:21,190 BRUTALITY. 469 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:23,139 >> Bill: I THINK YOU ALWAYS 470 00:16:23,159 --> 00:16:25,039 FOR YOUR PERSPECTIVE, I WISH WE 471 00:16:25,059 --> 00:16:26,070 COULD HAVE DINNER AS WE USUALLY 472 00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:29,220 DO, NEXT YEAR. 473 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,269 MICHAEL ERIC DYSON! 474 00:16:32,289 --> 00:16:35,090 >> APPRECIATE IT. 475 00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:43,039 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL. 476 00:16:43,059 --> 00:16:45,009 HERE THEY ARE. 477 00:16:45,029 --> 00:16:45,250 HE'S THE AUTHOR OF "HIS TRUTH IS 478 00:16:45,269 --> 00:16:46,159 MARCHING ON: JOHN LEWIS AND THE 479 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,120 POWER OF HOPE" WHO OCCASIONALLY 480 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,250 ADVISES PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN: 481 00:16:48,269 --> 00:16:54,240 JON MEACHAM. 482 00:16:54,259 --> 00:16:55,190 SHE'S A CONTRIBUTING WRITER FOR 483 00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:56,029 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 484 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:56,210 THE ATLANTIC AND THE CO-HOST & 485 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,240 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF SHOWTIME'S 486 00:16:57,259 --> 00:17:01,210 "THE CIRCUS": ALEX WAGNER. 487 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:06,019 HOW YOU DOING? 488 00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:08,140 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 489 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,039 I'VE GOT TO START WITH MY 490 00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:11,009 FAVORITE TOPIC -- 491 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:22,190 >TRUMP NOTLEAVING, IT'S 17 DAYSE 492 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:28,000 ELECTION AND THE LEADER OF THE 493 00:17:28,019 --> 00:17:31,099 RULING PARTY INSISTS HE 494 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:33,119 HASN'T -- THE PESKY COURTS, WE 495 00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,119 STILL HAVE COURTS THAT SEEM TO 496 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,269 BE WORKING BECAUSE THEY KEEP 497 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,230 SAYING WE CAN'T ALLOW THIS CLAIM 498 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,130 OF FRAUD BECAUSE THERE'S NO 499 00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:41,029 FRAUD, LITTLE THINGS ABOUT 500 00:17:41,049 --> 00:17:43,079 LEGALITY AND EVIDENCE, ALTHOUGH 501 00:17:43,099 --> 00:17:48,130 JEN ELLIS, WE HAD HER ON LAST 502 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,029 WEEK, SHE SAID WITH RUDY THIS 503 00:17:50,049 --> 00:17:53,210 WEEK IN COURT, THIS IS A QUOTE 504 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,269 "YOUR QUESTION IS FUNDAMENTALLY 505 00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:56,099 FLAWED WHEN YOU'RE ASKING WHERE 506 00:17:56,119 --> 00:18:01,150 IS THE EVIDENCE?" 507 00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:01,269 [LAUGHTER] 508 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:04,170 RUDY SAID WHEN I WENT TO BED ON 509 00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:06,009 ELECTION NIGHT, HE WAS AHEAD IN 510 00:18:06,029 --> 00:18:07,279 ALL THESE STATES, HOW WAS IT WE 511 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,190 ALL TURNED AROUND. 512 00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:11,039 FIRST OF ALL, RUDY, WE KNOW YOU 513 00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:14,240 SLEEP IN THE DAY SO YOU CAN HUNT 514 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:18,019 AT NIGHT. 515 00:18:18,039 --> 00:18:19,000 [LAUGHTER] 516 00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:22,200 WE COME BACK ON THIS SHOW, 517 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,200 JANUARY 15TH, WHERE ARE WE ON 518 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,000 JANUARY 15TH? 519 00:18:25,019 --> 00:18:27,029 >> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A 520 00:18:27,049 --> 00:18:27,230 CONCESSION, DONALD TRUMP IS 521 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,269 TRYING TO STAGE A COUP RIGHT 522 00:18:29,289 --> 00:18:30,150 NOW. 523 00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:31,059 >> Bill: THANK YOU. 524 00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:33,029 >> HE'S TRYING TO UNDERMINE THE 525 00:18:33,049 --> 00:18:34,150 RESULTS OF THE DEMOCRATIC FREE 526 00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:36,109 AND FAIR ELECTION AND TRYING TO 527 00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:38,029 THROW OUT LEGALLY CAST VOTES SO 528 00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:40,000 HE CAN WIN, WE NEED TO BE 529 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,099 EXPLICIT ABOUT WHAT WE ARE 530 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,029 UNDERGOING AS A COUNTRY. 531 00:18:42,049 --> 00:18:44,089 AND I SEE NO FUTURE IN WHICH HE 532 00:18:44,109 --> 00:18:46,009 CONCEDES, I THINK HE WILL 533 00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:48,130 PROBABLY AVOID HAVING TO DEAL 534 00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:49,130 WITH THE WHITE HOUSE EXIT AND 535 00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,269 TURN OVER TO JOE BIDEN AND SOME 536 00:18:50,289 --> 00:18:52,079 CREATIVE WAY, BUT YOU CAN BET 537 00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:53,170 THERE WILL BE A RALLY, THERE 538 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:56,079 WILL BE SOME KIND OF PUBLIC 539 00:18:56,099 --> 00:18:56,240 EVENT. 540 00:18:56,259 --> 00:19:00,029 THERE WILL PROBABLY BE SOME SORT 541 00:19:00,049 --> 00:19:01,160 OF TRUMPIAN DE FACTO WHITE HOUSE 542 00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,250 SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE COUNTRY. 543 00:19:02,269 --> 00:19:04,289 THIS MAN IS NOT GOING TO SAY HE 544 00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:05,180 LOST EVER. 545 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,150 >> Bill: SO WE WILL HAVE TWO 546 00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:12,079 POPES, LIKE WHEN THERE WERE TWO 547 00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:12,140 POPES. 548 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:16,230 >> MAR-A-LAGO MEETS AVENUE -- I 549 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:22,009 THINK THE FUTURE IS KEY TO HOW 550 00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:24,019 MANY OF TRUMP'S VOTERS, ALL 551 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:28,019 70 MILLION OR SO ARE GOING TO 552 00:19:28,039 --> 00:19:28,250 FOLLOW THAT. 553 00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:31,039 I THINK THE REASON THAT SO FEW, 554 00:19:31,059 --> 00:19:32,240 RELATIVELY FEW REPUBLICANS HAVE 555 00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:35,059 SPOKEN OUT ABOUT THIS -- IT'S 556 00:19:35,079 --> 00:19:37,049 SORT OF AT THE MARX BROTHERS DID 557 00:19:37,069 --> 00:19:44,289 A COUP, IT'S EASY BECAUSE IT'S 558 00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,200 SO INCOMPETENT TO MAKE FUN OF 559 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:49,019 IT, BUT THIS IS AN 560 00:19:49,039 --> 00:19:49,210 ADMINISTRATION WHOSE FUNDAMENTAL 561 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,019 INCOMPETENCE HAD LED TO THE 562 00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:52,049 DEATHS OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS 563 00:19:52,069 --> 00:19:53,200 OF PEOPLE AND WEAKENING OF 564 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,269 INSTITUTIONS THAT HOWEVER FLAWED 565 00:19:54,289 --> 00:19:56,039 HAVE PRODUCED BY AND LARGE A 566 00:19:56,059 --> 00:19:59,150 MORE PERFECT UNION, GIVEN THE 567 00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:00,230 MOST STRESS AND STRAINS SINCE 568 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:04,230 THE 1860s. 569 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:08,140 IT'S EASY TO BE AMUSED BY RUDY, 570 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,019 WE ARE JUST LUCKY THAT OUR 571 00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:12,019 AUTHORITARIANS ARE SO 572 00:20:12,039 --> 00:20:13,079 INCOMPETENT. 573 00:20:13,099 --> 00:20:14,079 >> Bill: EVERYBODY IS 574 00:20:14,099 --> 00:20:15,140 INCOMPETENT, IT WASN'T JUST 575 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,240 TRUMP THAT LED TO THOSE DEATHS, 576 00:20:16,259 --> 00:20:19,019 HE CERTAINLY DID HIS PART THAT 577 00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:20,119 WE ARE IN INCOMPETENT COUNTRY. 578 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:25,079 AND AN UNHEALTHY ONE. 579 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,109 >> I SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT 580 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,279 OF TIME WITH LOCAL ELECTION 581 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,259 OFFICIALS ESPECIALLY THOSE IN 582 00:20:29,279 --> 00:20:31,019 PENNSYLVANIA, THESE ARE CIVIL 583 00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:32,180 SERVANTS WHO SPENT A LOT OF TIME 584 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,269 AND ENERGY TRYING TO MAKE SURE 585 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:35,279 THAT THIS ELECTION CAME OFF WITH 586 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,259 A HITCH AND IT DID. 587 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:41,210 >> Bill: IT'S ARE ONE FEATHER 588 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:42,000 IN OUR CAP. 589 00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:43,140 >> IF THAT TRUMP HAD BEEN ABLE 590 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,140 TO FIND ANY OPPORTUNITY TO SAY 591 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,130 THERE IS FRAUD, EVEN WITHOUT 592 00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:46,220 IT -- 593 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,019 >> Bill: HERE'S THE PROBLEM. 594 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,079 IT RUDY SAID IN HIS STATEMENT 595 00:20:49,099 --> 00:20:51,200 THE OTHER DAY WHAT WE ARE SEEING 596 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:53,150 IS A MASSIVE INFLUENCE OF 597 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:55,140 COMMUNIST MONEY FROM VENEZUELA, 598 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,240 CUBA, AND LIKELY CHINA. 599 00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:57,269 THESE ARE JUST THE BUZZWORDS 600 00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,210 THAT HIS PEOPLE HERE. 601 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:07,019 SO THEY HAD THE MAGA MARCH ON 602 00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:08,250 SATURDAY, THEY THINK TO A PERSON 603 00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:10,240 HE WON THE ELECTION, THERE WILL 604 00:21:10,259 --> 00:21:12,210 BE A MIRACLE WHERE HE WILL STILL 605 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,210 STAY IN OFFICE, IF NOT, IT'S 606 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:17,009 STOLEN BECAUSE HE IS THE 607 00:21:17,029 --> 00:21:17,230 RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE SEVEN 608 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:20,000 KINGDOMS. 609 00:21:20,019 --> 00:21:20,099 [LAUGHTER] 610 00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:24,279 [APPLAUSE] 611 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,099 HERE ARE THE STATS, 88% OF 612 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,240 TRUMPS VOTERS THINK HE WON THE 613 00:21:29,259 --> 00:21:32,000 ELECTION, OVER 50% OF 614 00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:32,289 REPUBLICANS, ALL REPUBLICANS -- 615 00:21:33,009 --> 00:21:36,170 WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE DO? 616 00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:37,210 THIS IS LIKE 70 MILLION 617 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,089 AMERICANS WHICH SOUNDS TO ME 618 00:21:38,109 --> 00:21:41,019 LIKE IF THEY DON'T THINK THE 619 00:21:41,039 --> 00:21:42,119 PRESIDENT WHO IS INSTALLED IS 620 00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:45,150 REAL, THAT'S A FIFTH COLUMN. 621 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:47,069 THAT'S A LARGE FIFTH COLUMN IN 622 00:21:47,089 --> 00:21:51,019 AMERICA, WHAT DID THEY DO? 623 00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:53,069 TALK ABOUT HOUSE NOT BEING ABLE 624 00:21:53,089 --> 00:21:55,069 TO SURVIVE -- 625 00:21:55,089 --> 00:21:57,150 >> DIVIDED CANNOT STAND. 626 00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:57,289 >> Bill: CANNOT STAND. 627 00:21:58,009 --> 00:21:59,019 >> I THINK THIS IS THE KEY 628 00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:02,250 QUESTION FOR ALL OF US, WHAT 629 00:22:02,269 --> 00:22:04,190 WE'VE DONE IS WE'VE MANAGED TO 630 00:22:04,210 --> 00:22:05,269 AS A COUNTRY CAN SIGN REASON TO 631 00:22:05,289 --> 00:22:07,119 THE SIDELINES. 632 00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:12,009 WE DON'T THINK ANY MORE, WE FEE 633 00:22:12,029 --> 00:22:12,069 FEEL. 634 00:22:12,089 --> 00:22:13,049 AND THAT'S A LARGE PART OF THE 635 00:22:13,069 --> 00:22:15,190 PANDEMIC TRAGEDY. 636 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,130 I DON'T FEEL LIKE WEARING A 637 00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:18,190 MASK, I DON'T FEEL LIKE 638 00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:20,039 LISTENING TO A DOCTOR, I DON'T 639 00:22:20,059 --> 00:22:23,099 FEEL LIKE LISTENING TO EXPERTS. 640 00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:26,180 WELL, WE DON'T REALLY CARE. 641 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,200 THE PURPOSE OF THE ENLIGHTENMENT 642 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:29,269 WAS THAT YOUR THOUGHTS AND THE 643 00:22:29,289 --> 00:22:32,029 DATA AND THE AT LEAST HAVE A 644 00:22:32,049 --> 00:22:33,269 CHANCE -- I GUESS FEELINGS AND 645 00:22:33,289 --> 00:22:35,240 EMOTIONS AND PASSIONS AND 646 00:22:35,259 --> 00:22:38,140 APPETITES AND AMBITIONS -- WE'VE 647 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,029 DONE PRETTY WELL FOR A LONG TIME 648 00:22:40,049 --> 00:22:42,059 WITH THAT, NOT GREAT. 649 00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:44,019 WHAT HAS BASICALLY HAPPENED 650 00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:46,250 BROADLY AS 1964, A HISTORIAN 651 00:22:46,269 --> 00:22:48,190 NAMED RICHARD HOFSTETTER WROTE A 652 00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:49,279 BOOK, AN ESSAY CALLED THE 653 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,170 PARANOID STYLE OF AMERICAN 654 00:22:51,190 --> 00:22:52,089 POLITICS, IT'S HIS RECURRENT 655 00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:54,119 SUSPICION THAT YOU LAID OUT THAT 656 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,230 THERE IS A LARGER CONSPIRACY OUT 657 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:59,089 THERE OF UNSEEN FORCES BECAUSE 658 00:22:59,109 --> 00:23:01,000 PEOPLE HAVE A FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN 659 00:23:01,019 --> 00:23:01,180 NEED TO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE 660 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,009 THESE SECRET FORCES THAT ARE 661 00:23:04,029 --> 00:23:08,019 ARRAYED AGAINST THEM. 662 00:23:08,039 --> 00:23:09,200 EVERY MOMENT IS ARMAGEDDON COME 663 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,259 EVERY MOMENT IS EXISTENTIAL, 664 00:23:10,279 --> 00:23:12,259 THEREFORE COMPROMISE IS NOT 665 00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:14,150 POSSIBLE. 666 00:23:14,170 --> 00:23:16,140 AND WHAT HAS HAPPENED IS THE 667 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,180 PARANOID STYLE WHICH WAS THE 668 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,099 JOHN BIRCH IN 1964 HAS WHITE 669 00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,089 INTO A HUGE SWATH OF THE COUNTRY 670 00:23:23,109 --> 00:23:25,089 AND THE BIG TASK FOR ALL OF US 671 00:23:25,109 --> 00:23:27,039 AND I THINK IT'S A TASK OF 672 00:23:27,059 --> 00:23:28,049 CITIZENSHIP AND TALKING TO YOUR 673 00:23:28,069 --> 00:23:30,279 NEIGHBORS AND JUST TRYING TO SAY 674 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,250 LOOK, THERE IS SUCH A THING AS 675 00:23:32,269 --> 00:23:33,009 FACT. 676 00:23:33,029 --> 00:23:34,250 >> IT HAS BEEN AIDED AND ABETTED 677 00:23:34,269 --> 00:23:37,079 BY A CONSERVATIVE MEDIA ECHO 678 00:23:37,099 --> 00:23:38,140 CHAMBER. 679 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,180 >> Bill: AND THE INTERNET, 680 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,009 JOHN BIRCH HAD TO COME TO YOUR 681 00:23:41,029 --> 00:23:42,240 HOUSE WITH A PAMPHLET. 682 00:23:42,259 --> 00:23:44,269 >> I SPENT THE ENTIRE FALL 683 00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:46,119 TALKING TO TRUMP VOTERS, THEY 684 00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:47,190 LIVE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE, 685 00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:49,289 THEY DO HAVE "ALTERNATIVE 686 00:23:50,009 --> 00:23:52,289 FACTS," THOSE FACTS ARE FED TO 687 00:23:53,009 --> 00:23:54,049 THEM IN A SYSTEMATIC FOR-PROFIT 688 00:23:54,069 --> 00:23:55,140 WAY BY THE MURDOCH FAMILY, BY 689 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,019 RIGHT WING MEDIA OUTLETS, AND BY 690 00:23:58,039 --> 00:23:59,000 THE UNLEASED CONSERVATIVE ECHO 691 00:23:59,019 --> 00:24:00,210 CHAMBER ONLINE. 692 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,150 PUTTING THAT GENIE BACK IN THE 693 00:24:01,170 --> 00:24:04,180 BOTTLE IS GOING TO BE VERY HARD. 694 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,230 >> Bill: THE ONLY PERSON IN 695 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:07,069 THIS COUNTRY WHO HAS THE POWER 696 00:24:07,089 --> 00:24:08,130 TO REALLY CHANGE THE DIRECTION 697 00:24:08,150 --> 00:24:11,049 OF THIS COUNTRY IS RUPERT 698 00:24:11,069 --> 00:24:11,210 MURDOCH. 699 00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:14,099 [APPLAUSE] 700 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:18,009 TRUMP IS ALREADY TRYING TO PEEL 701 00:24:18,029 --> 00:24:19,230 PEOPLE AWAY BECAUSE FOX NEWS IS 702 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,259 DIVIDED ABOUT HIM BUT THEY 703 00:24:20,279 --> 00:24:22,170 CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN CRITICAL IN 704 00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:23,230 SOME PEOPLE HAVE CALLED THE 705 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:27,019 ELECTION FOR BIDEN AND IT LOOKS 706 00:24:27,039 --> 00:24:28,069 LIKE MURDOCH IS DOING IT, IT 707 00:24:28,089 --> 00:24:29,019 LOOKS LIKE HE'S THROWING HIS LOT 708 00:24:29,039 --> 00:24:34,009 IN WITH REALITY FOR A CHANGE. 709 00:24:34,029 --> 00:24:35,269 A LOT OF THE FOX VIEWERS WILL 710 00:24:35,289 --> 00:24:37,190 STICK WITH FOX -- THEY WILL BE 711 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:39,190 DIVIDED, BUT I THINK RUPERT 712 00:24:39,210 --> 00:24:41,160 MURDOCH MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE 713 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,200 HOLDS THE FATE OF THIS COUNTRY 714 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:49,000 IN HIS HANDS, A FUCKING 715 00:24:49,019 --> 00:24:51,049 AUSTRALIAN. 716 00:24:51,069 --> 00:24:51,130 [LAUGHTER] 717 00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:55,059 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT 718 00:24:55,079 --> 00:24:56,150 AUSTRALIANS, ALWAYS SLEEPING ON 719 00:24:56,170 --> 00:24:57,269 YOUR COUCH AND TRYING TO STEAL 720 00:24:57,289 --> 00:24:58,140 YOUR GIRLFRIEND! 721 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,130 >> AND THE WORLD IS FLAT. 722 00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:03,039 I'M JUST SPEAKING FOR MYSELF 723 00:25:03,059 --> 00:25:05,000 HERE, NOT FOR ANY TRANSITION OR 724 00:25:05,019 --> 00:25:07,250 ANYTHING BUT WE DO HAVE A SHOT 725 00:25:07,269 --> 00:25:09,009 HERE. 726 00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:11,069 IF THE GOVERNMENT AND THE 727 00:25:11,089 --> 00:25:11,259 PRIVATE SECTOR UNDER 728 00:25:11,279 --> 00:25:13,269 PRESIDENT BIDEN CAN TAKE CARE OF 729 00:25:13,289 --> 00:25:15,210 THE PANDEMIC, THERE'S ACTUALLY A 730 00:25:15,230 --> 00:25:16,170 CASE STUDY HERE. 731 00:25:16,190 --> 00:25:17,200 I'M NOT SAYING IT'S GOING TO BE 732 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:20,119 A PANACEA, BUT IF THERE IS 733 00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:24,019 COMPETENCE, IF THERE ARE AND THE 734 00:25:24,039 --> 00:25:25,059 VACCINE TIMETABLE, YOU MAY HAVE 735 00:25:25,079 --> 00:25:25,259 A MOMENT WHERE PEOPLE WILL BE 736 00:25:25,279 --> 00:25:29,230 ABLE TO LOOK AT THE INSTITUTIONS 737 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,049 WHICH THEY ARE SO SKEPTICAL OF 738 00:25:31,069 --> 00:25:32,079 RIGHT NOW AND TO SAY THINGS ARE 739 00:25:32,099 --> 00:25:36,089 GETTING A LITTLE BETTER. 740 00:25:36,109 --> 00:25:37,289 THIS ELECTION WAS NOT THAT FAR 741 00:25:38,009 --> 00:25:39,039 OUTSIDE THE HISTORICAL 742 00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:41,109 MAINSTREAM IN TERMS OF THE 743 00:25:41,130 --> 00:25:43,140 MARGIN. 744 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,079 >> Bill: SADLY, AMAZINGLY. 745 00:25:45,099 --> 00:25:45,180 YOU'RE RIGHT. 746 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,150 >> LIBERALS NEED TO GET OVER 747 00:25:48,170 --> 00:25:48,250 THAT, I THINK. 748 00:25:48,269 --> 00:25:50,240 >> Bill: THEY NEED TO LOOK AT 749 00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:53,089 WHY, SO MANY PEOPLE CONSIDER 750 00:25:53,109 --> 00:26:01,009 THAT D TOXIC COM, THAT WAS MY 751 00:26:01,029 --> 00:26:01,170 EDITORIAL LAST WEEK. 752 00:26:01,190 --> 00:26:03,069 >> BIDEN COMES IN WITH A LARGER 753 00:26:03,089 --> 00:26:04,279 PERCENTAGE OF THE POPULAR VOTE 754 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:10,150 THAN TRUMAN, KENNEDY, NIXON AND 755 00:26:10,170 --> 00:26:12,210 78. 756 00:26:12,230 --> 00:26:14,259 >> Bill: TRUMP ALSO WON MORE. 757 00:26:14,279 --> 00:26:18,109 >> BIDEN IS AT 51%. 758 00:26:18,130 --> 00:26:22,029 >> Bill: THAT'S 1%. 759 00:26:22,049 --> 00:26:24,160 CONSIDERING WHAT THEY HAD TO 760 00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:25,250 LOOK AT FOR FOUR YEARS. 761 00:26:25,269 --> 00:26:27,119 >> I KNOW YOU LOVE THIS IMAGE, 762 00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:28,180 YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR 763 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,250 HERE, IT I GET THAT BUT IT IS A 764 00:26:31,269 --> 00:26:33,000 51% COUNTRY. 765 00:26:33,019 --> 00:26:35,049 WE KILLED 750,000 PEOPLE TO 766 00:26:35,069 --> 00:26:38,240 ABOLISH SLAVERY. 767 00:26:38,259 --> 00:26:41,049 WE DIDN'T HAVE A CONFERENCE AT 768 00:26:41,069 --> 00:26:41,200 THE 19TH CENTURY BOOKING 769 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,259 INSTITUTION AND SAY HEY, LET'S 770 00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:44,200 GO DO THIS. 771 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:45,279 >> Bill: WHICH WAS A 772 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,019 SUBSTANTIAL PERCENTAGE OF THE 773 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:48,039 WHOLE COUNTRY AT THAT TIME. 774 00:26:48,059 --> 00:26:50,220 >> I GREW UP IN THE REGION UNTIL 775 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,109 52 YEARS AGO, WE LIVED UNDER 776 00:26:53,130 --> 00:26:55,119 LEGALIZED APARTHEID AT THE 777 00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:57,059 BALLOT BOX. 778 00:26:57,079 --> 00:27:01,000 I'M NOT SAYING LET THIS STUFF 779 00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:02,140 GO, BUT LET'S HAVE SOME SENSE OF 780 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,180 PROPORTION. 781 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,069 >> I DON'T KNOW, WE HAVE A 782 00:27:06,089 --> 00:27:07,200 BATTLE RIGHT NOW AGAINST AN 783 00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:09,119 UNSEEN ENEMY AND ONE SIDE HAS NO 784 00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:10,160 INTEREST IN FIGHTING IT FOR 785 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:12,210 COMPLETELY PARTISAN REASONS. 786 00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:18,259 THAT IS A CRAVEN -- THE 787 00:27:18,279 --> 00:27:23,069 INABILITY AND DISMISSAL OF 788 00:27:23,089 --> 00:27:25,059 COVID-19 IS A DEADLY VIRUS SHOWS 789 00:27:25,079 --> 00:27:26,190 YOU THE ENDS TO WHICH THE 790 00:27:26,210 --> 00:27:27,150 REPUBLICAN PARTY AND 791 00:27:27,170 --> 00:27:28,140 DONALD TRUMP WILL GO TO PRESERVE 792 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,029 A PARTISAN WORLDVIEW. 793 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:35,230 MAYBE THE DISTRIBUTION OF THE 794 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:36,289 VACCINE AND GETTING OUT OF MAX 795 00:27:37,009 --> 00:27:38,250 NEXT YEAR WILL HELP THINGS BUT I 796 00:27:38,269 --> 00:27:39,180 THINK DONALD TRUMP WILL BE ON 797 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,200 THE SIDELINES CLAIMING CREDIT 798 00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:44,119 FOR IF THE ENTIRE TIME, HIS 799 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,150 FOLLOWERS ARE GOING TO BELIEVE 800 00:27:45,170 --> 00:27:46,269 THAT AND I HAVE A HARD TIME 801 00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:48,039 THINKING THEY'RE GOING TO COME 802 00:27:48,059 --> 00:27:49,230 BACK INTO THE FOLD OF 803 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,269 INSTITUTIONAL DEMOCRACY DESPITE 804 00:27:50,289 --> 00:27:52,259 THE FACT THAT INSTITUTIONAL 805 00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:54,119 DEMOCRACY WILL SAVE THEIR LIVES. 806 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,240 >> Bill: THERE'S BLAME TO GO 807 00:27:56,259 --> 00:27:58,049 AROUND EVERYWHERE, THERE'S 808 00:27:58,069 --> 00:27:59,230 POLITENESS EVERYWHERE, I'M ALSO 809 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,279 AMAZED AT HOW MANY PEOPLE WHO 810 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,029 ARE SAYING I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE 811 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:05,130 2020 TO BE OVER AS IF WHEN THE 812 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:07,240 CALENDAR TURNS OVER, THE VIRUS 813 00:28:07,259 --> 00:28:13,079 WILL STILL BE HERE -- STRUNK TRL 814 00:28:13,099 --> 00:28:17,099 STILL BE HERE, HE COULD BE WORSE 815 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:21,069 PISSING OUTSIDE THE TENT IN. 816 00:28:21,089 --> 00:28:24,160 HE'S GOING TO BE THE ULTIMATE 817 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,250 KINGMAKER, HE'S GOING TO HAVE 818 00:28:25,269 --> 00:28:27,039 VETO POWER, IF WE GET HIM OUT, 819 00:28:27,059 --> 00:28:30,039 HE'S GOING TO HAVE VETO POWER 820 00:28:30,059 --> 00:28:32,009 OVER EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN 821 00:28:32,029 --> 00:28:32,089 CANDIDATE. 822 00:28:32,109 --> 00:28:33,259 ALMOST EVERYONE, IF YOU GET THE 823 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:34,160 DONALD TRUMP TREATMENT, YOU KNOW 824 00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:37,250 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET THE 825 00:28:37,269 --> 00:28:40,000 VOTES. 826 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:41,079 THAT'S A SCARY PROPOSITION. 827 00:28:41,099 --> 00:28:43,240 >> IT'S AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE. 828 00:28:43,259 --> 00:28:44,250 >> DONALD TRUMP IS THE 829 00:28:44,269 --> 00:28:46,190 REPUBLICAN PARTY, WE SHOULD STOP 830 00:28:46,210 --> 00:28:48,019 SEPARATING THE TWO. 831 00:28:48,039 --> 00:28:50,069 HE IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. 832 00:28:50,089 --> 00:28:51,069 >> Bill: I DON'T THINK WE'VE 833 00:28:51,089 --> 00:28:53,170 EVER HAD SOMEONE WHO COULD DO 834 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:53,230 THAT. 835 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:57,130 THIS IS OUR LAST SHOW -- 836 00:28:57,150 --> 00:28:59,039 >> I ALWAYS THINK OF YOU AND 837 00:28:59,059 --> 00:29:01,200 ELIZABETH THE SECOND. 838 00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:02,079 WELCOME TO THE CROWN. 839 00:29:02,099 --> 00:29:03,140 A SPOON I ALWAYS THINK OF YOU 840 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,160 WHEN I USE A LATIN PHRASE. 841 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:10,200 WHICH IS NOT THAT OFTEN. 842 00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:11,109 I'M ALWAYS AMAZED THAT PEOPLE 843 00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:13,039 HAVE SAID TO ME AND I HAD TO 844 00:29:13,059 --> 00:29:14,180 KIND OF AGREE, WHAT A TERRIBLE 845 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,130 YEAR END AND THEY GO AND IT WENT 846 00:29:15,150 --> 00:29:18,190 SO FAST. 847 00:29:18,210 --> 00:29:20,079 AND IT KIND OF DID AND I THOUGHT 848 00:29:20,099 --> 00:29:22,029 TO MYSELF WHEN I'M 1 100 IF I 849 00:29:22,049 --> 00:29:25,119 LIVED THAT LONG, I'M GOING TO 850 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:26,039 WANT TO REMEMBER THIS YEAR. 851 00:29:26,059 --> 00:29:29,109 IT WAS TERRIBLE BUT IT WAS 852 00:29:29,130 --> 00:29:29,279 MEMORABLE AND WAS UNLIKE 853 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,109 ANYTHING ELSE. 854 00:29:31,130 --> 00:29:34,009 I MADE A LITTLE VIDEO TO MYSELF 855 00:29:34,029 --> 00:29:39,019 TO FUTURE ME BECAUSE WHEN I'M 856 00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:39,160 100 COME I DON'T KNOW. 857 00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:42,119 I MADE IT FOR MYSELF TO REMIND 858 00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:43,180 MYSELF OF WHAT THIS YEAR WAS 859 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,130 WHEN I'M 100 BUT I FIGURED I 860 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:46,059 WOULD SHOW IT TO YOU, WOULD YOU 861 00:29:46,079 --> 00:29:48,210 LIKE TO SEE IT? 862 00:29:48,230 --> 00:29:49,049 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 863 00:29:49,069 --> 00:29:52,230 THIS IS A RETROSPECTIVE, A 864 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,150 LITTLE VIDEO I MADE TO MY 865 00:29:53,170 --> 00:30:02,069 100-YEAR-OLD SELF. 866 00:30:02,089 --> 00:30:04,180 HEY THERE, FUTURE ME, IF YOU'RE 867 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,099 WATCHING THIS CONGRATULATIONS ON 868 00:30:05,119 --> 00:30:08,130 MAKING IT TO 100. 869 00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:09,009 SOON YOU'LL BE OLD ENOUGH TO 870 00:30:09,029 --> 00:30:11,259 WATCH FOX NEWS. 871 00:30:11,279 --> 00:30:12,289 ANYWAY, I'M REACHING OUT TO YOU 872 00:30:13,009 --> 00:30:14,099 BECAUSE I FIGURE AT 100, AFTER 873 00:30:14,119 --> 00:30:15,069 ALL THE POT WE SMOKED, YOUR MIND 874 00:30:15,089 --> 00:30:16,289 MUST BE LIKE SOUP. 875 00:30:17,009 --> 00:30:18,099 WHICH YOU PROBABLY HAVE SOME ON 876 00:30:18,119 --> 00:30:20,150 YOUR SHIRT RIGHT NOW. 877 00:30:20,170 --> 00:30:22,289 BUT IF THERE'S EVER A YEAR THAT 878 00:30:23,009 --> 00:30:24,250 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WANT TO HEAR 879 00:30:24,269 --> 00:30:26,000 ABOUT, IT'S THE FAMOUS PLAGUE 880 00:30:26,019 --> 00:30:28,089 YEAR OF 2020. 881 00:30:28,109 --> 00:30:30,150 BILL - YOU LIVED THROUGH IT! 882 00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:32,180 YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO REMEMBER 883 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,130 SOME OF THIS, BECAUSE IT WAS A 884 00:30:34,150 --> 00:30:37,170 PRETTY SPECIAL TIME. 885 00:30:37,190 --> 00:30:42,269 IN MARCH, WE GOT LOCKED INSIDE - 886 00:30:42,289 --> 00:30:43,279 EVERYBODY COME ALL THE TIME. 887 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,210 WE MAY NOT HAVE HAD TOILET 888 00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:47,259 PAPER, BUT WE HAD A RAW 889 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,200 DETERMINATION TO GET BACK ON THE 890 00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:49,140 AIR. 891 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,039 AND YOUR INTREPID PRODUCERS CAME 892 00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:52,059 THROUGH, AND PUT THE HOME BACK 893 00:30:52,079 --> 00:30:58,170 IN HOME BOX OFFICE! 894 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,000 THANK GOD FOR BACKYARDS AND 895 00:31:00,019 --> 00:31:00,289 MAN CAVES. 896 00:31:01,009 --> 00:31:02,250 HE USED EVERY SQUARE INCH OF 897 00:31:02,269 --> 00:31:04,180 YOUR HOME, YOUR OWN HOME 898 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,150 SHOOTING THE WHOLE SHOW ON 899 00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:08,059 NOTHING BUT AN iPHONE. 900 00:31:08,079 --> 00:31:09,190 YOU INTERVIEWED SENATORS, 901 00:31:09,210 --> 00:31:10,200 CONGRESSMEN, AND MAYORS FROM A 902 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:13,150 CHAIR IN FRONT OF A CUTOUT OF 903 00:31:13,170 --> 00:31:15,089 TRUMP GIVING THE FINGER AND 904 00:31:15,109 --> 00:31:16,190 2 FEET AWAY ¦FROM A STRIPPER 905 00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:19,160 POLE, THIS REALLY HAPPENED. 906 00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:23,170 THERE WERE LOTS OF CHALLENGES. 907 00:31:23,190 --> 00:31:25,220 TECHNICAL, WHETHER, DOING YOUR 908 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,039 OWN MAKEUP. 909 00:31:28,059 --> 00:31:30,160 BUT ALWAYS WEARING A FRESH SUIT 910 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,019 JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS HAD IN THE 911 00:31:32,039 --> 00:31:34,069 STUDIO SO PEOPLE UP THERE WOULD 912 00:31:34,089 --> 00:31:38,180 NO FUCK YOU, VIRUS. 913 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,000 THE BIG ONE, HOW DO YOU DO 914 00:31:41,019 --> 00:31:42,049 MONOLOGUE COMEDY WHEN YOU HAVE 915 00:31:42,069 --> 00:31:43,150 NO AUDIENCE? 916 00:31:43,170 --> 00:31:45,089 YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU GOT 917 00:31:45,109 --> 00:31:47,160 SUPER HIGH ONE NIGHT AND FIGURED 918 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:52,200 IT OUT! 919 00:31:52,220 --> 00:32:00,180 [LAUGHTER] 920 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,289 [LAUGHTER] 921 00:32:05,009 --> 00:32:06,180 FINALLY, AFTER FIVE MONTHS, HE 922 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,109 GOT BACK TO THE STUDIO, JUST IN 923 00:32:08,130 --> 00:32:10,230 TIME TO SEE JOE BIDEN GET 924 00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:13,220 ELECTED. 925 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:18,220 TRUMP REFUSED TO LEAVE, 926 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,099 SOMETHING NO ONE ADMITTED HE 927 00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:20,140 WOULD DO. 928 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,259 >> HE'S NOT GOING TO LEAVE. 929 00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:23,279 I'M THE GUY WHO'S SAYING HE'S 930 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,140 NOT GOOD TO LEAVE EVEN IF HE 931 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:26,200 LOSES. 932 00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:28,200 HE'S NOT GOING TO LEAVE. 933 00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:30,029 >> HE'S NOT LEAVING. 934 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:32,170 I DON'T THINK HE'S LEAVING. 935 00:32:32,190 --> 00:32:34,250 I'M RIGHT, AND YOU WON'T LEAVE. 936 00:32:34,269 --> 00:32:35,109 HE'S NOT LEAVING. 937 00:32:35,130 --> 00:32:40,119 HE'S NOT GOING TO LEAVE. 938 00:32:40,140 --> 00:32:43,009 I HOPE THAT TRUMP OR EVEN MORE 939 00:32:43,029 --> 00:32:43,200 DREADFULLY ONE OF HIS OFFSPRING 940 00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:44,160 ISN'T PRESENT WHEN YOU'RE 941 00:32:44,180 --> 00:32:47,250 WATCHING THIS, MOST OF ALL, I 942 00:32:47,269 --> 00:32:48,190 HOPE YOU REMEMBER HOW GRATEFUL 943 00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:53,079 YOU WERE TO THE ENTIRE, INTREPI 944 00:32:53,099 --> 00:32:55,089 INTREPID, UNBREAKABLE STAFF AT 945 00:32:55,109 --> 00:33:00,180 "REAL-TIME" FOR PULLING MIRACLES 946 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,230 OUT OF THEIR ASS EVERY WEEK AND 947 00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:02,190 TO FOLKS AT HOME LETTING US DO 948 00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:05,039 WHAT THEY DO TO KEEP BOTH SIDES 949 00:33:05,059 --> 00:33:07,059 HONEST AND GOOD TIMES AND BAD. 950 00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:07,269 EVEN WHEN THE AUDIENCE WASN'T 951 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:11,130 REALLY THERE, WE KNEW THEY WERE 952 00:33:11,150 --> 00:33:11,200 THERE. 953 00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:22,049 AND YOU WERE THERE FOR THEM. 954 00:33:22,069 --> 00:33:23,220 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 955 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:30,000 OKAY, WHAT A YEAR. 956 00:33:30,019 --> 00:33:30,220 CRAZY. 957 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:35,079 [APPLAUSE] 958 00:33:35,099 --> 00:33:36,269 WHENEVER WE HAVE A BREAK, WE 959 00:33:36,289 --> 00:33:38,079 HAVE ONE IN DECEMBER, WE HAVE 960 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:40,069 ONE IN THE SUMMER, WE USUALLY DO 961 00:33:40,089 --> 00:33:41,000 FUTURE HEADLINES, THIS IS ONE WE 962 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,279 DID IN JUNE, I JUST WANTED TO 963 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,190 SHOW YOU BECAUSE SOMETIMES THEY 964 00:33:44,210 --> 00:33:52,009 REALLY COME TRUE. 965 00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:53,180 SO WE'RE GOING TO PUT THAT UP 966 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,279 ONLINE THIS YEAR AND IT WILL BE 967 00:33:56,009 --> 00:33:56,190 THERE SHORTLY. 968 00:33:56,210 --> 00:34:00,190 LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT GEORGIA, 969 00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:01,230 GEORGIA SEEMS TO BE THE PROXY 970 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:04,210 WAR FOR ALL THE MARBLES. 971 00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:08,079 LET'S NOT EVEN GO INTO WHY 972 00:34:08,099 --> 00:34:09,110 GEORGIA IS HAVING THIS RUNOFF, 973 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:13,289 THE REV 52 REPUBLICAN SENATORS, 974 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,250 48 DEMOCRATS, IF THE DEMOCRATS 975 00:34:15,269 --> 00:34:18,019 WIN THOSE TWO SEATS IN THE 976 00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:20,070 RUNOFF IS JANUARY 5TH AND THEY 977 00:34:20,090 --> 00:34:21,119 GET THE SENATE, BECAUSE THE TIE 978 00:34:21,139 --> 00:34:26,110 IS BROKEN UP BY VICE PRESIDENT 979 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:27,179 KAMALA HARRIS WHO TRUMP CALLS A 980 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:28,239 COMMUNIST MONSTER AND HE IS NOT 981 00:34:28,260 --> 00:34:34,019 GIVEN TO HYPERBOLE. 982 00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:39,059 [LAUGHTER] 983 00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:40,260 THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT, IS THIS 984 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,159 WHY SO MANY REPUBLICANS WILL NOT 985 00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:44,179 BREAK WITH HIM? 986 00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:46,139 IF YOU DON'T WIN THE SENATE, THE 987 00:34:46,159 --> 00:34:48,059 WHOLE THING IS ALMOST POINTLESS 988 00:34:48,079 --> 00:34:49,039 PUTTING BIDEN IN THERE, MITCH 989 00:34:49,059 --> 00:34:51,000 McCONNELL IS GOING TO WANT TO 990 00:34:51,019 --> 00:34:53,179 MAKE HIM A ONE-TERM PRESIDENT, 991 00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:56,039 TANK THE ECONOMY, REDISCOVER THE 992 00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:57,059 DEFICIT. 993 00:34:57,079 --> 00:34:58,099 GEORGIA, IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTING 994 00:34:58,119 --> 00:35:01,170 THOSE TWO SEATS IN GEORGIA. 995 00:35:01,190 --> 00:35:03,170 >> ANOTHER MISSED INVESTMENT 996 00:35:03,190 --> 00:35:04,239 OPPORTUNITY WAS BUYING A TV 997 00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:06,150 STATION IN ATLANTA SO YOU COULD 998 00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:07,269 GET THE AD DOLLARS GOING 999 00:35:07,289 --> 00:35:08,039 FORWARD. 1000 00:35:08,059 --> 00:35:11,079 >> Bill: WHO DID THAT? 1001 00:35:11,099 --> 00:35:12,139 >> ANOTHER PROBLEM. 1002 00:35:12,159 --> 00:35:13,119 GEORGIA IS THE NEW FLORIDA. 1003 00:35:13,139 --> 00:35:18,090 IT'S THE PIVOT POINT, IT'S A 1004 00:35:18,110 --> 00:35:19,079 REALLY INTERESTING STATE. 1005 00:35:19,099 --> 00:35:21,230 THE NORTH PART IS PAT BUCHANAN 1006 00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:24,039 COUNTRY FROM WAY BACK IN 1992, 1007 00:35:24,059 --> 00:35:26,059 IT'S WHERE DOUG COLLINS CAME 1008 00:35:26,079 --> 00:35:27,230 FROM. 1009 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:30,039 HOW MUCH POETRY AS THIS? 1010 00:35:30,059 --> 00:35:31,119 YOU HAVE THE PASTOR OF EBENEZER 1011 00:35:31,139 --> 00:35:35,210 BAPTIST CHURCH IN KINGS PULPIT 1012 00:35:35,230 --> 00:35:36,139 IN JOHN LEWIS' DISTRICT STANDING 1013 00:35:36,159 --> 00:35:38,269 IN A YEAR WHEN MORE PEOPLE VOTED 1014 00:35:38,289 --> 00:35:41,269 AND WITHOUT THAT TURNOUT -- 1015 00:35:41,289 --> 00:35:45,059 WITHOUT BY THE WAY -- 1016 00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:46,219 >> Bill: HE'S A DEMOCRAT 1017 00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:47,079 RUNNING. 1018 00:35:47,099 --> 00:35:49,130 >> THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON OF 1019 00:35:49,150 --> 00:35:51,150 2020 I WOULD ARGUE IS JIM 1020 00:35:51,170 --> 00:35:52,150 CLYBURN. 1021 00:35:52,170 --> 00:35:59,030 WITHOUT JIM CLYBURN ENDORSING 1022 00:35:59,050 --> 00:35:59,260 JOE BIDEN, DONALD TRUMP WOULD BE 1023 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,050 PRESIDENT FOR REAL, NOT JUST IN 1024 00:36:02,070 --> 00:36:02,219 HIS OWN MIND. 1025 00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,119 >> THE THINK ABOUT THE GEORGIA 1026 00:36:04,139 --> 00:36:06,000 RACES IT'S GOING TO BE AN UPHILL 1027 00:36:06,019 --> 00:36:07,119 CLIMB FOR DEMOCRATS. 1028 00:36:07,139 --> 00:36:08,230 YOU LOOK AT THE NUMBERS FOR THE 1029 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:12,000 ELECTION IN NOVEMBER, BIDEN WON 1030 00:36:12,019 --> 00:36:13,280 THE STATE BY AMASSING A BROAD 1031 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 COALITION, NOT JUST THE DEMOCRAT 1032 00:36:16,019 --> 00:36:17,130 BASE BUT PEELING OFF MODERATE 1033 00:36:17,150 --> 00:36:19,059 REPUBLICANS WHO JUST WANT TRUMP 1034 00:36:19,079 --> 00:36:20,019 OUT OF OFFICE BUT THAT SAME 1035 00:36:20,039 --> 00:36:22,139 GROUP OF REPUBLICANS DID NOT 1036 00:36:22,159 --> 00:36:24,199 VOTE FOR DOWN BALLOT DEMOCRATS. 1037 00:36:24,219 --> 00:36:28,079 JON OSSOFF GOT 100,000 FEWER 1038 00:36:28,099 --> 00:36:29,239 VOTES THAN JOE BIDEN, RIGHT? 1039 00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:31,269 THAT IS EVIDENCE THAT PEOPLE ARE 1040 00:36:31,289 --> 00:36:33,110 SAYING GET TRUMP OUT BUT BIDEN 1041 00:36:33,130 --> 00:36:34,219 DOESN'T GET WHAT HE WANTS. 1042 00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:35,199 >> Bill: THE TRICKLE 1043 00:36:35,219 --> 00:36:37,219 REPUBLICANS RUNNING ARE BOTH 1044 00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:40,050 CRIMINALS. 1045 00:36:40,070 --> 00:36:41,239 MAY BE CRIMINAL AS A WORD THEY 1046 00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:44,199 WOULD OBJECT TO BUT ONE IS -- 1047 00:36:44,219 --> 00:36:49,099 DAVID PURDUE WHO USED TO RUN 1048 00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:50,079 DOLLAR GENERAL, AND THE OTHER 1049 00:36:50,099 --> 00:36:53,139 ONE IS KELLY LOEFFLER WHOSE 1050 00:36:53,159 --> 00:36:54,130 HUSBAND OWNS THE STOCK EXCHANGE. 1051 00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:57,030 I KNOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE 1052 00:36:57,050 --> 00:37:00,219 ABOUT RICH PEOPLE IN AN ADAM 1053 00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,250 SANDLER MOVIE BUT THAT'S A REAL 1054 00:37:02,269 --> 00:37:05,000 THING, HE OWNS THE STOCK 1055 00:37:05,019 --> 00:37:05,170 EXCHANGE. 1056 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:06,070 TWO REGULAR DOWN-HOME FOLKS -- 1057 00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:08,219 THEY WERE BOTH PRIVY IN JANUARY 1058 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,170 TO THE REPORTS COMING OUT OF THE 1059 00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:11,070 GOVERNMENT ABOUT HOW BAD 1060 00:37:11,090 --> 00:37:12,269 CORONAVIRUS WAS GOING TO BE AND 1061 00:37:12,289 --> 00:37:14,199 THEY WENT OUT THERE AND TOLD THE 1062 00:37:14,219 --> 00:37:15,130 SUCKERS IT WAS ALL OKAY AND 1063 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:18,179 DUMPED THEIR STOCK AND STUFF 1064 00:37:18,199 --> 00:37:20,139 THAT WAS GOING TO BE AFFECTED 1065 00:37:20,159 --> 00:37:21,030 LIKE CASINOS THAT WERE GOING TO 1066 00:37:21,050 --> 00:37:23,130 SHUT DOWN. 1067 00:37:23,150 --> 00:37:25,260 THAT'S NOT GOING TO AFFECT THE 1068 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,130 VOTE? 1069 00:37:26,150 --> 00:37:28,159 >> IT DIDN'T IN THE FIRST PASS 1070 00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:31,030 AT THIS, I THINK THERE IS A REAL 1071 00:37:31,050 --> 00:37:32,130 APPETITE ON SOME PARTS OF THE 1072 00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:33,170 MODERATE TO BASE THAT'S GOING TO 1073 00:37:33,190 --> 00:37:36,000 BE CRITICAL IN THIS RACE NOT TO 1074 00:37:36,019 --> 00:37:36,219 HAVE A DEMOCRATICALLY CONTROLLED 1075 00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,179 SENATE AND WHITE HOUSE. 1076 00:37:38,199 --> 00:37:41,070 IT'S GOING TO BE A VERY HARD 1077 00:37:41,090 --> 00:37:42,050 CASE FOR JON OSSOFF AND RAPHAEL 1078 00:37:42,070 --> 00:37:43,210 WARNOCK TO MAKE THAT THIS ISN'T 1079 00:37:43,230 --> 00:37:45,039 HANDING JOE BIDEN THE KEYS TO 1080 00:37:45,059 --> 00:37:46,099 THE KINGDOM. 1081 00:37:46,119 --> 00:37:47,230 WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S REALLY 1082 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:48,030 IMPORTANT TO. 1083 00:37:48,050 --> 00:37:49,239 >> Bill: HOW DOES THE 1084 00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:51,070 REPUBLICAN PARTY FUNCTION WITH 1085 00:37:51,090 --> 00:37:54,110 THIS COALITION NOW OF QANON 1086 00:37:54,130 --> 00:37:55,079 WHICH IS REALLY THE FORCE, 1087 00:37:55,099 --> 00:37:59,059 THAT'S WHERE THE ENERGY IS AND 1088 00:37:59,079 --> 00:38:03,099 CHARLES KOCH, HE SAID LAST WEEK, 1089 00:38:03,119 --> 00:38:05,130 HE'S VERY RUEFUL ABOUT HIS PAST 1090 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:06,010 SUPPORT OF REPUBLICANS 1091 00:38:06,030 --> 00:38:07,070 APPARENTLY NOW. 1092 00:38:07,090 --> 00:38:10,099 HE'S LIKE WE MADE A BIG MISTAKE 1093 00:38:10,119 --> 00:38:11,079 BECAUSE APPARENTLY 1094 00:38:11,099 --> 00:38:11,269 FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER GOT OUT 1095 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,070 OF CONTROL A LITTLE BIT. 1096 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:17,280 HOW WOULD THESE TWO COEXIST? 1097 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,179 THE GREEDY TRADITIONAL 1098 00:38:19,199 --> 00:38:21,099 REPUBLICAN, AND THE DEMOCRATS 1099 00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:21,239 EAT BABIES REPUBLICAN. 1100 00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:23,010 >> THAT'S A FABULOUS QUESTION 1101 00:38:23,030 --> 00:38:26,199 BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE RESPECTABLE 1102 00:38:26,219 --> 00:38:28,190 REPUBLICAN VIEW IN THE WAY THAT 1103 00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:30,159 THEY JUSTIFY I THINK -- I BET 1104 00:38:30,179 --> 00:38:31,150 THE GEORGIA REPUBLICANS DID 1105 00:38:31,170 --> 00:38:34,000 THIS, I BET THERE WERE MORE THAN 1106 00:38:34,019 --> 00:38:34,179 A FEW GEORGIA REPUBLICANS WHO 1107 00:38:34,199 --> 00:38:37,170 VOTED FOR BIDEN AND VOTED FOR 1108 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:39,190 REPUBLICANS IN THE SENATE ON 1109 00:38:39,210 --> 00:38:41,079 THIS IDEA THAT SOMEHOW ANOTHER 1110 00:38:41,099 --> 00:38:44,000 JOE BIDEN -- WHO IS ABOUT AS 1111 00:38:44,019 --> 00:38:44,159 MUCH OF A SOCIALIST AS MY 1112 00:38:44,179 --> 00:38:49,130 SPRINGER SPANIEL'S -- THEY ARE 1113 00:38:49,150 --> 00:38:52,039 MORE COMMUNIST THAN JOE BIDEN I 1114 00:38:52,059 --> 00:38:53,010 IS. 1115 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:54,039 THIS IS THE RESPECTABLE THING, 1116 00:38:54,059 --> 00:38:55,159 WE WANT DIVIDED GOVERNMENT 1117 00:38:55,179 --> 00:38:59,099 BECAUSE WE WANT -- I JUST THINK 1118 00:38:59,119 --> 00:39:00,210 WANTS TO EVERY MAN A NATION 1119 00:39:00,230 --> 00:39:01,250 COMES A MOMENT TO DECIDE AND 1120 00:39:01,269 --> 00:39:05,250 THIS IS AN EXISTENTIAL MOMENT IN 1121 00:39:05,269 --> 00:39:07,250 AMERICAN DEMOCRATIC HISTORY AND 1122 00:39:07,269 --> 00:39:09,159 I THINK WE HAVE ONE MORE SHOT AT 1123 00:39:09,179 --> 00:39:10,030 THIS. 1124 00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:10,269 THE VOTERS OF GEORGIA HAVE ONE 1125 00:39:10,289 --> 00:39:13,090 MORE SHOT TO GET THIS RIGHT BY 1126 00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:14,070 SENDING THESE DEMOCRATS TO THE 1127 00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:16,110 SENATE. 1128 00:39:16,130 --> 00:39:18,199 >> Bill: BIDEN RAN ON YOUR 1129 00:39:18,219 --> 00:39:20,190 HURTING, HELP IS ON THE WAY. 1130 00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:24,059 TRUMP RAN ON EVERYTHING IS GREA 1131 00:39:24,079 --> 00:39:24,119 GREAT. 1132 00:39:24,139 --> 00:39:26,139 AND YET I'M READING AS THE 1133 00:39:26,159 --> 00:39:28,179 RETURNS COME BACK AND WE GET 1134 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,070 MORE DETAILED ANALYSIS OF WHAT 1135 00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:32,190 HAPPENED THE ELECTION, TRUMP WON 1136 00:39:32,210 --> 00:39:34,210 IN PLACES PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING 1137 00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:36,090 AND BIDEN WON IN PLACES WHERE 1138 00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:37,139 THINGS ARE GOING GREAT, IT 1139 00:39:37,159 --> 00:39:39,190 SHOULD BE THE OPPOSITE, ISN'T 1140 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,030 IT? 1141 00:39:40,050 --> 00:39:40,239 THAT'S HOW FUCKED UP THIS 1142 00:39:40,260 --> 00:39:42,059 COUNTRY IS. 1143 00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:43,289 I DON'T THINK THAT POLICY 1144 00:39:44,010 --> 00:39:45,039 MATTERS ANYMORE, I DON'T THINK 1145 00:39:45,059 --> 00:39:47,139 THEY SHOULD ASK THAT QUESTION, 1146 00:39:47,159 --> 00:39:48,239 IT DOESN'T MATTER TO THEM, IS 1147 00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:50,070 NOT WHAT THEY ARE VOTING ON. 1148 00:39:50,090 --> 00:39:52,289 >> PEOPLE ARE VOTING ON MONDAY, 1149 00:39:53,010 --> 00:39:53,199 IF YOU ASKED THE QUESTION WHAT 1150 00:39:53,219 --> 00:39:55,269 IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND 1151 00:39:55,289 --> 00:39:56,269 POLITE ESTABLISHMENT REPUBLICANS 1152 00:39:56,289 --> 00:39:58,059 WHO ARE STILL IN BED WITH THE 1153 00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:00,059 PARTY THAT HOSTS CUE IN ON 1154 00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:00,239 SUPPORTERS, THEY ARE THERE 1155 00:40:00,260 --> 00:40:01,150 BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY ARE 1156 00:40:01,170 --> 00:40:02,250 GOING TO BE ABLE TO HOLD ONTO 1157 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:04,050 MORE OF THEIR MONEY AT THE END 1158 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:05,199 OF THE DAY AND THEY ARE WILLING 1159 00:40:05,219 --> 00:40:07,079 TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL 1160 00:40:07,099 --> 00:40:08,079 AND LITERALLY EVERY OTHER FRONT 1161 00:40:08,099 --> 00:40:09,199 BECAUSE THEY THINK THEIR TAXES 1162 00:40:09,219 --> 00:40:10,260 ARE GOING TO STAY LOW. 1163 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:14,010 I THINK THAT IS THE TIE THAT 1164 00:40:14,030 --> 00:40:15,139 BINDS AT THIS POINT BETWEEN THE 1165 00:40:15,159 --> 00:40:16,030 ESTABLISHMENT UPPER-CLASS 1166 00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:17,059 EDUCATOR REPUBLICANS AND THE 1167 00:40:17,079 --> 00:40:23,059 BASE OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE JUMPED 1168 00:40:23,079 --> 00:40:23,219 SO DOWN FAR THE CONSPIRACY 1169 00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:24,010 RABBIT HOLE. 1170 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:24,179 >> Bill: WE KNOW ABOUT TAXES 1171 00:40:24,199 --> 00:40:27,239 HERE IN CALIFORNIA, DON'T WE? 1172 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:29,190 I WOULDN'T SAY WE WERE UNDER 1173 00:40:29,210 --> 00:40:29,289 TEXT. 1174 00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:31,269 >> THIS IS NOT UNORIGINAL POINT 1175 00:40:31,289 --> 00:40:35,059 TO ME BUT THIS COULD BE A CAUSE 1176 00:40:35,079 --> 00:40:36,119 FOR YOU, PARTISANSHIP HAS 1177 00:40:36,139 --> 00:40:40,000 ESSENTIALLY BECOME RELIGIOUS. 1178 00:40:40,019 --> 00:40:42,190 WE HAVE OUR OWN HOLY BOOKS, OWN 1179 00:40:42,210 --> 00:40:44,039 SAVIORS, OWN VIEW OF THE WORLD, 1180 00:40:44,059 --> 00:40:47,119 OWN COSMOLOGY, HAD PEOPLE WHO 1181 00:40:47,139 --> 00:40:48,179 ARE HARD-CORE, YOU HAVE PEOPLE 1182 00:40:48,199 --> 00:40:51,070 WHO SHOW UP ON CHRISTMAS AND 1183 00:40:51,090 --> 00:40:54,239 EASTER, TAX DAY, WHATEVER. 1184 00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:55,039 [LAUGHTER] 1185 00:40:55,059 --> 00:40:58,280 THE CMD CHRISTIANS ARE THE TAX 1186 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:03,099 DAY TRUMP VOTER. 1187 00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:03,280 THEREFORE RATIONALITY THAT IS 1188 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,039 WORKING THROUGH THE DATA HAS 1189 00:41:08,059 --> 00:41:09,110 BEEN SHELVED TO THE SIDE AND I 1190 00:41:09,130 --> 00:41:11,179 THINK THIS IS MUCH MORE ABOUT 1191 00:41:11,199 --> 00:41:12,039 CULTURE AND IDENTITY THAN 1192 00:41:12,059 --> 00:41:15,059 ECONOMY AND HEALTH RIGHT NOW. 1193 00:41:15,079 --> 00:41:16,050 >> THERE'S ALSO DEMOGRAPHIC 1194 00:41:16,070 --> 00:41:17,179 CHANGE OF FOOT AND I THINK WE 1195 00:41:17,199 --> 00:41:20,099 ARE AT A HINGE POINT 1196 00:41:20,119 --> 00:41:20,289 DEMOGRAPHICALLY WHERE ONE TRIBE 1197 00:41:21,010 --> 00:41:24,110 IS ON THE DOWN SLOPE AND AN 1198 00:41:24,130 --> 00:41:25,170 ASCENDED TO BROWN DRIVERS AT THE 1199 00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:26,190 GATES. 1200 00:41:26,210 --> 00:41:28,050 I THINK TRUMP HAS SUCCESSFULLY 1201 00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:31,239 STOPED A LOT OF FEAR AROUND THAT 1202 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:33,150 CHANGE, WHICH IS HAPPENING, 1203 00:41:33,170 --> 00:41:34,130 EXISTENTIAL, DARWINIAN IN A LOT 1204 00:41:34,150 --> 00:41:36,280 OF RESPECTS AND THIS IS THE 1205 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:37,190 AFTEREFFECT OF FEAR AND ANXIETY 1206 00:41:37,210 --> 00:41:40,050 ABOUT A CHANGE IN WHAT IT MEANS 1207 00:41:40,070 --> 00:41:41,079 TO BE AN AMERICAN AND WHAT THIS 1208 00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:48,070 COUNTRY ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE. 1209 00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:48,210 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1210 00:41:48,230 --> 00:41:50,019 >> A HUGE QUESTION IS WHETHER 1211 00:41:50,039 --> 00:41:52,250 TRUMP IS THE LAST GASP OF THE 1212 00:41:52,269 --> 00:41:55,000 PATRIARCHY OR IS THERE MORE TO 1213 00:41:55,019 --> 00:41:55,210 COME? 1214 00:41:55,230 --> 00:41:58,280 >> THERE'S MORE TO COME. 1215 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,230 >> SO HOW LONG AND WHAT HAPPENS 1216 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:04,179 TO THIS BROAD ANXIETY? 1217 00:42:04,199 --> 00:42:06,000 HOW DOES IT MANIFEST? 1218 00:42:06,019 --> 00:42:07,010 >> Bill: WHAT ABOUT JUST THE 1219 00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:10,199 STRUCTURAL PROBLEMS WE HAVE? 1220 00:42:10,219 --> 00:42:12,079 JUST TO START WITH THE TOP TWO 1221 00:42:12,099 --> 00:42:15,000 IN MY BOOK, THE ELECTORAL 1222 00:42:15,019 --> 00:42:16,130 COLLEGE AND THE SENATE, WE SEEM 1223 00:42:16,150 --> 00:42:18,010 TO BE CONSIGNED ABOUT WHAT YOU 1224 00:42:18,030 --> 00:42:19,210 WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE WAY 1225 00:42:19,230 --> 00:42:20,250 THE DEMOGRAPHICS ARE CHANGING, 1226 00:42:20,269 --> 00:42:23,090 BIDEN IS GOING TO WIN THIS BY 1227 00:42:23,110 --> 00:42:25,000 7 MILLION POPULAR VOTES COME I 1228 00:42:25,019 --> 00:42:26,059 DON'T SEE THE REPUBLICAN 1229 00:42:26,079 --> 00:42:26,280 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WINNING 1230 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,269 THE POPULAR VOTE EVER AGAIN. 1231 00:42:28,289 --> 00:42:32,139 THE SENATE OF COURSE IS RUN BY 1232 00:42:32,159 --> 00:42:35,110 REPUBLICANS, TALK ABOUT RIGGED 1233 00:42:35,130 --> 00:42:41,039 BECAUSE MY PET PEEVE, THE DAKOTA 1234 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:44,150 TERRITORY GETS FOUR. 1235 00:42:44,170 --> 00:42:46,199 AND THE CALIFORNIA GETS 1236 00:42:46,219 --> 00:42:48,210 40 MILLION PEOPLE GETS TWO. 1237 00:42:48,230 --> 00:42:52,079 WE ARE GOING TO BE CONSIGNED TO 1238 00:42:52,099 --> 00:42:53,190 THIS MINORITY RULE, THAT'S A 1239 00:42:53,210 --> 00:42:55,019 STRUCTURAL PROBLEM NUMBER ONE 1240 00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:55,079 TRAM. 1241 00:42:55,099 --> 00:43:05,050 THE JUST IDIOCRACY, THE PEOPLE 1242 00:43:05,070 --> 00:43:06,269 GET DUMBER AND DUMBER. 1243 00:43:06,289 --> 00:43:07,289 IF THERE'S A GUY, TOMMY 1244 00:43:08,010 --> 00:43:09,019 TUBERVILLE WHO JUST GOT ELECTED 1245 00:43:09,039 --> 00:43:10,210 TO THE SENATE IN ALABAMA, DOES 1246 00:43:10,230 --> 00:43:13,110 NOT KNOW THE THREE BRANCHES OF 1247 00:43:13,130 --> 00:43:14,030 GOVERNMENT. 1248 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:15,219 THIS IS THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL 1249 00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,219 QUESTION YOU CAN ASK ANYBODY. 1250 00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:18,239 IMMIGRANTS WHO TAKE THE TEST ARE 1251 00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:22,000 LIKE ASK ME THE NEXT ONE. 1252 00:43:22,019 --> 00:43:23,190 HE SAID IT WAS THE HOUSE THE 1253 00:43:23,210 --> 00:43:27,250 SENATE, AND THE EXECUTIVE. 1254 00:43:27,269 --> 00:43:29,170 AND THEN THERE'S THE KEWEENAW 1255 00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:30,079 AND LADY AND THE BABY EATERS WHO 1256 00:43:30,099 --> 00:43:36,070 ARE COMING IN -- I DON'T KNOW 1257 00:43:36,090 --> 00:43:37,070 HOW IF THE TEACHERS ARE STUPID 1258 00:43:37,090 --> 00:43:41,030 HOW THE KIDS GET SMART. 1259 00:43:41,050 --> 00:43:42,139 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE OVERCOME 1260 00:43:42,159 --> 00:43:47,059 THESE STRUCTURAL CHANGES -- 1261 00:43:47,079 --> 00:43:49,019 >> NOT ONLY IS IT MINORITY RULE, 1262 00:43:49,039 --> 00:43:50,090 IT'S MINORITY RULE BY A PARTY 1263 00:43:50,110 --> 00:43:52,210 THAT'S SHOWN ITSELF TO HAVE NO 1264 00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:53,289 GOVERNING AGENDA OTHER THAN 1265 00:43:54,010 --> 00:43:57,070 OBFUSCATION AND INTRANSIGENCE. 1266 00:43:57,090 --> 00:43:58,260 >> Bill: MAKE LIBERALS CRY. 1267 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,139 >> WHAT IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY? 1268 00:44:00,159 --> 00:44:02,219 YET WE NEED TO RECONCILE WHAT IT 1269 00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,139 IS BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO PLAY 1270 00:44:04,159 --> 00:44:05,059 THE DOMINANT ROLE IN AMERICAN 1271 00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:07,230 POLITICS IN THE FORTHCOMING 1272 00:44:07,250 --> 00:44:09,010 FUTURE. 1273 00:44:09,030 --> 00:44:11,010 I DON'T MEAN TO BE THE MOST 1274 00:44:11,030 --> 00:44:12,230 NEGATIVE PERSON IN THE WORLD BUT 1275 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,050 PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS TALKING THIS 1276 00:44:14,070 --> 00:44:15,260 WEEK ABOUT WHY PEOPLE TURN TO 1277 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,230 AMERICA AND IT'S NOT JUST 1278 00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:19,280 BECAUSE WE EXPORT ALL OF THESE 1279 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,250 WONDERFUL CULTURAL IDEAS BUT 1280 00:44:20,269 --> 00:44:23,090 IT'S ALSO BECAUSE WE ARE THE 1281 00:44:23,110 --> 00:44:24,099 LITMUS TEST FOR SELF-GOVERNANCE. 1282 00:44:24,119 --> 00:44:25,250 IN THIS MOMENT, THIS IS WHAT IT 1283 00:44:25,269 --> 00:44:27,070 LOOKS LIKE WHEN THAT EXPERIMENT 1284 00:44:27,090 --> 00:44:31,079 IN SELF GOVERNMENT BEGINS TO 1285 00:44:31,099 --> 00:44:31,199 FAIL. 1286 00:44:31,219 --> 00:44:35,000 >> Bill: AND WE MAKE THEIR 1287 00:44:35,019 --> 00:44:35,059 PHONE. 1288 00:44:35,079 --> 00:44:38,010 >> SELF GOVERNMENT IS AS GOOD AS 1289 00:44:38,030 --> 00:44:41,059 WE ARE. 1290 00:44:41,079 --> 00:44:45,070 THE STRUCTURE ITSELF IS 1291 00:44:45,090 --> 00:44:45,150 RELEVANT. 1292 00:44:45,170 --> 00:44:46,030 POLITICIANS ARE MIRRORS OF WHO 1293 00:44:46,050 --> 00:44:50,250 WE ARE. 1294 00:44:50,269 --> 00:44:52,230 >> Bill: ONE MINUTE LEFT, TELL 1295 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:54,090 ME SOMETHING HOPEFUL, TELL ME 1296 00:44:54,110 --> 00:44:55,199 SOMETHING OPTIMISTIC, TELL ME 1297 00:44:55,219 --> 00:44:56,219 ONE OPTIMISTIC HOPEFUL THING AND 1298 00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:59,090 THEN I'LL SAY MINE. 1299 00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:00,239 I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GREAT 1300 00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:02,170 QUESTION TO END THE SEASON WITH, 1301 00:45:02,190 --> 00:45:05,070 TELL ME SOMETHING HOPEFUL. 1302 00:45:05,090 --> 00:45:07,110 >> THE END OF THE YEAR IS 1303 00:45:07,130 --> 00:45:11,019 COMING, WE LIKE THAT. 1304 00:45:11,039 --> 00:45:14,230 I THINK THE FACT THAT JOE BIDEN 1305 00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:17,019 WON THE SAME POPULAR VOTE, MORE 1306 00:45:17,039 --> 00:45:18,139 THAN RONALD REAGAN, MORE THAN 1307 00:45:18,159 --> 00:45:20,110 CLINTON, MORE THAN TRUMAN, MORE 1308 00:45:20,130 --> 00:45:24,119 THAN JACK KENNEDY SUGGESTS THAT 1309 00:45:24,139 --> 00:45:26,099 WE ARE A 51% COUNTRY AND IT MAY 1310 00:45:26,119 --> 00:45:33,030 JUST BE 51%, BUT HE IS PRESIDENT 1311 00:45:33,050 --> 00:45:35,010 TRUMP'S ONLY PRESIDENT AND HIS 1312 00:45:35,030 --> 00:45:40,050 AND RUDY'S MIND. 1313 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:40,190 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1314 00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:41,150 >> Bill: A SMALL THING. 1315 00:45:41,170 --> 00:45:43,190 >> IT'S A BIG THING, I THINK 1316 00:45:43,210 --> 00:45:45,000 WE'VE LOST SIGHT OF THIS, TRY AS 1317 00:45:45,019 --> 00:45:50,139 WE MIGHT, ON JANUARY 20TH, A 1318 00:45:50,159 --> 00:45:52,050 WOMAN WHO IS A DAUGHTER OF 1319 00:45:52,070 --> 00:45:53,050 JAMAICAN AND INDIAN IMMIGRANTS 1320 00:45:53,070 --> 00:45:56,099 IS GOING TO BECOME THE COUNTRY'S 1321 00:45:56,119 --> 00:45:57,030 FIRST FEMALE VICE PRESIDENT. 1322 00:45:57,050 --> 00:45:59,179 >> Bill: AND SOON THE NEXT 1323 00:45:59,199 --> 00:45:59,260 PRESIDENT. 1324 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,150 >> MAY BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT, 1325 00:46:02,170 --> 00:46:04,110 THE AMERICAN STORY CONTINUES TO 1326 00:46:04,130 --> 00:46:04,179 CHANGE. 1327 00:46:04,199 --> 00:46:06,019 >> Bill: MINE IS KEITH 1328 00:46:06,039 --> 00:46:11,010 RICHARDS STOPPED SMOKING. 1329 00:46:11,030 --> 00:46:11,269 I'M JUST SAYING ANYONE CAN DO 1330 00:46:11,289 --> 00:46:13,289 ANYTHING AT ANY TIME. 1331 00:46:14,010 --> 00:46:16,070 I DIDN'T THINK THAT WOULD EVER 1332 00:46:16,090 --> 00:46:17,199 HAPPEN. 1333 00:46:17,219 --> 00:46:18,289 CHANGE IS ALWAYS POSSIBLE. 1334 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:21,150 [LAUGHTER] 1335 00:46:21,170 --> 00:46:27,010 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1336 00:46:27,030 --> 00:46:27,280 NEW RULE: NOW THAT THE POLICE 1337 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:28,250 CHIEF OF MARSHALL, ARKANSAS 1338 00:46:28,269 --> 00:46:29,139 RESIGNED AFTER POSTING ON HIS 1339 00:46:29,159 --> 00:46:30,039 SOCIAL MEDIA "DEATH TO ALL 1340 00:46:30,059 --> 00:46:30,239 MARXIST DEMOCRATS" - SOMEONE HAS 1341 00:46:30,260 --> 00:46:31,119 TO ASK HIM: HOW MANY MARXIST 1342 00:46:31,139 --> 00:46:32,079 DEMOCRATS ARE THERE ARE IN 1343 00:46:32,099 --> 00:46:35,289 MARSHALL? 1344 00:46:36,010 --> 00:46:37,210 IF THERE'S TWO, THAT'S ONE MORE 1345 00:46:37,230 --> 00:46:40,199 THAN THERE ARE STREET LIGHTS. 1346 00:46:40,219 --> 00:46:41,289 IT'S A ONE-HORSE TOWN, AND 1347 00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:42,250 UNLESS THAT HORSE HAS BEEN 1348 00:46:42,269 --> 00:46:43,260 READING THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO, 1349 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:52,230 I THINK WE'RE SAFE. 1350 00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:54,119 NEW RULE: NEIGHBORS OF THE 1351 00:46:54,139 --> 00:46:55,119 GEORGIA WOMAN WHO TURNED HER 1352 00:46:55,139 --> 00:46:56,230 PORCH INTO A RESTAURANT FOR 1353 00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:57,079 CHIPMUNKS MUST CONDUCT A 1354 00:46:57,099 --> 00:47:01,280 WELLNESS CHECK. 1355 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,119 HEY, WE ALL GET LONELY DURING A 1356 00:47:03,139 --> 00:47:05,030 PANDEMIC BUT TURNING YOUR PORCH 1357 00:47:05,050 --> 00:47:07,079 INTO AN APPLEBEE'S FOR RODENTS? 1358 00:47:07,099 --> 00:47:09,019 ALL I KNOW IS, GET THERE EARLY 1359 00:47:09,039 --> 00:47:16,119 IN THE DAY CUZ DINNER IS NUTS! 1360 00:47:16,139 --> 00:47:16,199 [LAUGHTER] 1361 00:47:16,219 --> 00:47:17,280 [APPLAUSE] 1362 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,110 NEW RULE: THE WOMAN WHO COULDN'T 1363 00:47:19,130 --> 00:47:20,260 HAVE CHILDREN OF HER OWN, AND SO 1364 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,170 HAD HER OWN MOTHER BE THE 1365 00:47:22,190 --> 00:47:23,250 SURROGATE MOM, MUST NEVER SAY TO 1366 00:47:23,269 --> 00:47:24,230 HER DAUGHTER AT BREAKFAST, "HEY, 1367 00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:25,250 CLEAN YOU PLATE! 1368 00:47:25,269 --> 00:47:26,230 GRANDMA WORKED HARD ON THOSE 1369 00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:33,250 EGGS!" 1370 00:47:33,269 --> 00:47:34,280 [LAUGHTER] 1371 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:35,269 [APPLAUSE] 1372 00:47:35,289 --> 00:47:38,030 IT'S THE LAST SHOW, COME ON. 1373 00:47:38,050 --> 00:47:39,030 NEW RULE: SOMEONE MUST TELL THE 1374 00:47:39,050 --> 00:47:40,059 MICHIGAN COUPLE WHO HAD A 1375 00:47:40,079 --> 00:47:42,090 DAUGHTER AFTER FOURTEEN SONS: 1376 00:47:42,110 --> 00:47:43,039 CONGRATULATIONS! 1377 00:47:43,059 --> 00:47:44,059 OH, AND ALSO: STOP HAVING 1378 00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:51,199 CHILDREN. 1379 00:47:51,219 --> 00:47:52,150 IT'S A UTERUS. 1380 00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:58,050 NOT A SALAD SHOOTER. 1381 00:47:58,070 --> 00:47:59,170 NEW RULE: SCIENCE HAS TO EXPLAIN 1382 00:47:59,190 --> 00:48:01,099 WHY, ONCE YOU TURN 60, EVERYONE 1383 00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:04,269 LOOKS LIKE A CHILD. 1384 00:48:04,289 --> 00:48:06,260 COPS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE 15. 1385 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,110 MAJOR LEAGUERS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE 1386 00:48:08,130 --> 00:48:09,219 12. 1387 00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:10,280 AND, NOT TO PUT TOO FINE A POINT 1388 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,110 ON IT, BUT THIS IS MY 1389 00:48:12,130 --> 00:48:18,159 PROCTOLOGIST. 1390 00:48:18,179 --> 00:48:18,260 [LAUGHTER] 1391 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,280 [APPLAUSE] 1392 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,219 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1393 00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:23,219 NEW RULE: HEY, IT'S OUR LAST 1394 00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:24,280 SHOW OF THE SEASON, SCREW THE 1395 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:29,130 RULES. 1396 00:48:29,150 --> 00:48:30,019 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1397 00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:33,179 TONIGHT I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU A 1398 00:48:33,199 --> 00:48:35,050 TALE - OF DR. WILLIAM MILLER, 1399 00:48:35,070 --> 00:48:36,070 THE AMERICAN PREACHER WHOSE 1400 00:48:36,090 --> 00:48:37,059 TEACHINGS SPAWNED THE SEVENTH 1401 00:48:37,079 --> 00:48:38,150 DAY ADVENTIST RELIGION OF TODAY. 1402 00:48:38,170 --> 00:48:40,230 IN THE 19TH CENTURY MILLER GREW 1403 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,239 AN ENORMOUS FOLLOWING BY TELLING 1404 00:48:41,260 --> 00:48:43,110 ANYONE WHO'D LISTEN THAT HE 1405 00:48:43,130 --> 00:48:45,090 COULD - BY READING THE BIBLE AND 1406 00:48:45,110 --> 00:48:48,179 THEN APPLYING HIS OWN "MATH" - 1407 00:48:48,199 --> 00:48:50,010 PREDICT THE EXACT DATE FOR THE 1408 00:48:50,030 --> 00:48:51,199 SECOND COMING, JESUS' BIG RETURN 1409 00:48:51,219 --> 00:48:59,110 TO SHOW BUSINESS. 1410 00:48:59,130 --> 00:48:59,190 [LAUGHTER] 1411 00:48:59,210 --> 00:49:00,139 WHICH, GOOD NEWS-BAD NEWS, ALSO 1412 00:49:00,159 --> 00:49:01,059 MEANT THE WORLD WOULD BE COMING 1413 00:49:01,079 --> 00:49:04,050 TO AN END. 1414 00:49:04,070 --> 00:49:05,239 PEAKING IN THE EARLY 1840S, 1415 00:49:05,260 --> 00:49:07,000 WILLIAM MILLER'S RALLIES 1416 00:49:07,019 --> 00:49:09,070 ATTRACTED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, 1417 00:49:09,090 --> 00:49:11,210 ALL FOCUSED ON THIS ONE IDEA 1418 00:49:11,230 --> 00:49:13,030 THAT THE WORLD WAS GOING TO END 1419 00:49:13,050 --> 00:49:14,219 ON HIS PREDICTED DATE OF OCTOBER 1420 00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,269 22, 1844: THAT IS THE DAY THE 1421 00:49:16,289 --> 00:49:19,150 WORLD WOULD COME TO AN END. 1422 00:49:19,170 --> 00:49:23,170 SPOILER ALERT: IT DIDN'T. 1423 00:49:23,190 --> 00:49:26,250 CHRIST TOTALLY BLEW THEM OFF - 1424 00:49:26,269 --> 00:49:27,030 [LAUGHTER] 1425 00:49:27,050 --> 00:49:27,250 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP, AND 1426 00:49:27,269 --> 00:49:29,269 JUST FLAKED. 1427 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,179 TYPICAL. 1428 00:49:32,199 --> 00:49:35,119 [LAUGHTER] 1429 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,199 NOW, WHEN YOU STAKE YOUR WHOLE 1430 00:49:36,219 --> 00:49:37,250 RELIGION ON ONE ALL-IMPORTANT 1431 00:49:37,269 --> 00:49:39,059 PROPHECY THAT THEN DOESN'T COME 1432 00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:41,170 TRUE, THE LOGICAL REACTION FROM 1433 00:49:41,190 --> 00:49:42,170 FOLLOWERS SHOULD BE "WELL, I 1434 00:49:42,190 --> 00:49:43,130 GUESS THAT WAS A BUNCH OF 1435 00:49:43,150 --> 00:49:49,159 BULLSHIT." 1436 00:49:49,179 --> 00:49:50,260 [LAUGHTER] 1437 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,159 [APPLAUSE] 1438 00:49:51,179 --> 00:49:53,190 BUT NO, THIS SECT DOUBLED DOWN, 1439 00:49:53,210 --> 00:49:55,260 AND TO THIS DAY REFERS TO 1440 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,039 OCTOBER 22, 1844 AS, "THE GREAT 1441 00:49:57,059 --> 00:50:02,090 DISAPPOINTMENT." 1442 00:50:02,110 --> 00:50:02,170 [LAUGHTER] 1443 00:50:02,190 --> 00:50:03,070 BECAUSE OF COURSE IT'S 1444 00:50:03,090 --> 00:50:04,139 DISAPPOINTING WHEN THE WORLD 1445 00:50:04,159 --> 00:50:06,000 DOESN'T END, BUT THE IMPORTANT 1446 00:50:06,019 --> 00:50:08,019 THING IS THAT YOU DIDN'T LET 1447 00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:09,039 YOUR FAITH BE SHAKEN IN THE GUY 1448 00:50:09,059 --> 00:50:15,269 WHO GOT IT DEAD WRONG. 1449 00:50:15,289 --> 00:50:16,199 [LAUGHTER] 1450 00:50:16,219 --> 00:50:16,280 [APPLAUSE] 1451 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:17,289 OKAY, SO BY NOW YOU'RE SAYING, 1452 00:50:18,010 --> 00:50:19,059 "BILL, WHAT THE FUCK DOES ALL 1453 00:50:19,079 --> 00:50:20,030 THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WHAT'S 1454 00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:24,199 GOING ON IN THE WORLD TODAY?" 1455 00:50:24,219 --> 00:50:24,280 [LAUGHTER] 1456 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:25,250 WELL, RECENTLY THERE'S BEEN 1457 00:50:25,269 --> 00:50:26,230 ANOTHER LARGE GROUP OF PEOPLE 1458 00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:34,260 WHO HAD A "GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT" 1459 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,099 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1460 00:50:35,119 --> 00:50:37,159 AND WILL NOT ACCEPT THEIR LOSS. 1461 00:50:37,179 --> 00:50:39,019 AND THE CHALLENGE FOR US IS HOW 1462 00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:41,150 DO YOU GET PEOPLE OUT OF A CULT? 1463 00:50:41,170 --> 00:50:43,099 ESPECIALLY WHEN EVERY TIME YOU 1464 00:50:43,119 --> 00:50:44,269 PRESENT EVIDENCE OF WHAT IS 1465 00:50:44,289 --> 00:50:46,110 OBVIOUS REALITY, THEY TAKE IT AS 1466 00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:47,260 PROOF OF YOU BEING IN ON A 1467 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:51,179 CONSPIRACY TO DESTROY THEM. 1468 00:50:51,199 --> 00:50:54,039 AND FOR THE ANSWER TO THAT 1469 00:50:54,059 --> 00:50:55,039 QUESTION, WE MUST TURN TO - AND 1470 00:50:55,059 --> 00:50:56,210 I'M SURE MANY OF YOU HAVE 1471 00:50:56,230 --> 00:50:57,170 ALREADY GUESSED WHO I'M GOING TO 1472 00:50:57,190 --> 00:51:04,000 SAY NOW - CATHERINE OXENBERG. 1473 00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:04,079 [LAUGHTER] 1474 00:51:04,099 --> 00:51:04,289 YES, CATHERINE OXENBERG: 1475 00:51:05,010 --> 00:51:05,280 ACTRESS, STAR OF "DYNASTY," 1476 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:06,260 EUROPEAN ROYALTY, AND LADY IN 1477 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:10,239 FRONT OF YOU AT WHOLE FOODS, 1478 00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:13,139 CATHERINE OXENBERG. 1479 00:51:13,159 --> 00:51:13,219 [LAUGHTER] 1480 00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:14,250 BECAUSE SHE GOT SOMEBODY OUT OF 1481 00:51:14,269 --> 00:51:15,280 A CULT, AND I KNOW ABOUT 70 1482 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:16,210 MILLION OTHER AMERICANS I'D LIKE 1483 00:51:16,230 --> 00:51:20,099 HER TO TALK TO. 1484 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:21,150 NOW, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M 1485 00:51:21,170 --> 00:51:23,000 REFERRING TO, CATHERINE OXENBERG 1486 00:51:23,019 --> 00:51:24,110 WAS RECENTLY FEATURED IN NOT ONE 1487 00:51:24,130 --> 00:51:27,139 BUT TWO DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT A 1488 00:51:27,159 --> 00:51:28,219 CULT CALLED NEXIUM THAT 1489 00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,170 BRAINWASHED HER DAUGHTER INDIA. 1490 00:51:30,190 --> 00:51:35,000 NEXIUM WAS LED BY A CON MAN, NOW 1491 00:51:35,019 --> 00:51:36,250 SERVING 120 YEARS, NAMED KEITH 1492 00:51:36,269 --> 00:51:42,110 RANIERE, AKA "VANGUARD." 1493 00:51:42,130 --> 00:51:43,130 THAT'S THE NAME HE GAVE HIMSELF. 1494 00:51:43,150 --> 00:51:44,219 AND AS I WAS WATCHING THIS 1495 00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:45,199 DOCUMENTARY, I COULDN'T STOP 1496 00:51:45,219 --> 00:51:47,039 THINKING THAT RANIERE - I MEAN, 1497 00:51:47,059 --> 00:51:49,289 VANGUARD - REMINDED ME OF 1498 00:51:50,010 --> 00:51:51,210 SOMEONE, BUT I COULDN'T PUT MY 1499 00:51:51,230 --> 00:51:53,199 FINGER ON WHO. 1500 00:51:53,219 --> 00:51:54,289 FOR EXAMPLE, LIKE MOST CULT 1501 00:51:55,010 --> 00:51:56,210 LEADERS, VANGUARD HAD AN 1502 00:51:56,230 --> 00:51:58,050 EXTRAORDINARY NEED TO BE 1503 00:51:58,070 --> 00:51:59,250 SURROUNDED BY ASS-LICKERS 1504 00:51:59,269 --> 00:52:06,119 TELLING HIM HOW GREAT HE WAS: 1505 00:52:06,139 --> 00:52:08,219 >> HAS YOUR BEING A PART OF MY 1506 00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:10,219 LIFE ENHANCE MY LIFE? 1507 00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,230 I DON'T HAVE WORDS TO TELL YOU 1508 00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:16,019 HOW MUCH IT HAS. 1509 00:52:16,039 --> 00:52:17,039 A HEARTFELT TRIBUTE TO VANGUARD, 1510 00:52:17,059 --> 00:52:19,070 YOU MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR US TO 1511 00:52:19,090 --> 00:52:20,119 GROW OURSELVES EVERY DAY AND OF 1512 00:52:20,139 --> 00:52:22,289 THE PEOPLE WE WANT TO BE. 1513 00:52:23,010 --> 00:52:24,119 >> A VERY AMAZING MAN IN THE 1514 00:52:24,139 --> 00:52:26,219 MANY, MANY WAYS. 1515 00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,150 >> Bill: WHO DID THAT REMIND 1516 00:52:28,170 --> 00:52:31,110 ME OF? 1517 00:52:31,130 --> 00:52:32,010 WHO? 1518 00:52:32,030 --> 00:52:33,110 >> I DON'T KNOW THAT IT NEVER 1519 00:52:33,130 --> 00:52:35,079 BEEN MORE PROUD TO BE STANDING 1520 00:52:35,099 --> 00:52:35,280 NEXT TO YOU. 1521 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,110 >> THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR 1522 00:52:37,130 --> 00:52:40,119 ALLOWING US TO HAVE YOU AS OUR 1523 00:52:40,139 --> 00:52:40,199 PRESIDENT. 1524 00:52:40,219 --> 00:52:41,110 >> YOU'RE LIVING UP TO 1525 00:52:41,130 --> 00:52:43,199 EVERYTHING I THOUGHT YOU WOULD, 1526 00:52:43,219 --> 00:52:45,130 YOU'RE ONE HECK OF A LEADER. 1527 00:52:45,150 --> 00:52:48,239 >> Bill: YEAH, THAT GUY. 1528 00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:51,219 THAT'S RIGHT. 1529 00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:52,250 THE ONE WHO WAS ALSO ALWAYS 1530 00:52:52,269 --> 00:52:53,139 BRAGGING ABOUT WHAT A GENIUS HE 1531 00:52:53,159 --> 00:52:56,289 IS. 1532 00:52:57,010 --> 00:52:59,179 >> I'M SMARTER THAN HIM, I'M 1533 00:52:59,199 --> 00:53:01,150 SMARTER THAN ANYBODY. 1534 00:53:01,170 --> 00:53:03,119 I'M A VERY STABLE GENIUS. 1535 00:53:03,139 --> 00:53:05,260 DONALD TRUMPS VERY, VERY LARGE 1536 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,179 BRAIN. 1537 00:53:08,199 --> 00:53:08,260 [LAUGHTER] 1538 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,130 [APPLAUSE] 1539 00:53:11,150 --> 00:53:17,099 >> Bill: GET THIS, VANGUARD'S 1540 00:53:17,119 --> 00:53:18,170 FOLLOWERS BELIEVED HE WAS 1541 00:53:18,190 --> 00:53:19,219 DEMONSTRABLY THE SINGLE SMARTEST 1542 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:20,110 PERSON ON THE WORLD BECAUSE HE 1543 00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:23,280 TOLD THEM. 1544 00:53:24,010 --> 00:53:24,179 TOLD THEM HE SPOKE IN 1545 00:53:24,199 --> 00:53:25,139 FULL SENTENCES WHEN HE WAS ONE, 1546 00:53:25,159 --> 00:53:26,090 AND ALSO THAT HE INVENTED HIS 1547 00:53:26,110 --> 00:53:27,079 OWN MATH. 1548 00:53:27,099 --> 00:53:28,179 JUST LIKE DR. WILLIAM MILLER! 1549 00:53:28,199 --> 00:53:30,070 AND BOTH TRUMP'S AND VANGUARD'S 1550 00:53:30,090 --> 00:53:31,170 STATUS AS CULT LEADER SPRANG 1551 00:53:31,190 --> 00:53:33,250 FROM THEIR CREATION MYTHS AS 1552 00:53:33,269 --> 00:53:35,210 OFF-THE-CHARTS BUSINESS SAVANTS, 1553 00:53:35,230 --> 00:53:37,170 WHEN IN REALITY VANGUARD'S 1554 00:53:37,190 --> 00:53:40,150 CONSUMER BYLINE BUSINESS WAS A 1555 00:53:40,170 --> 00:53:42,150 PYRAMID SCHEME SHUT DOWN BY THE 1556 00:53:42,170 --> 00:53:43,190 STATE OF NEW YORK, AND ABOUT AS 1557 00:53:43,210 --> 00:53:44,289 SUCCESSFUL AS THE THREE CASINOS 1558 00:53:45,010 --> 00:53:46,159 TRUMP DROVE INTO BANKRUPTCY IN 1559 00:53:46,179 --> 00:53:48,250 THE 90S. 1560 00:53:48,269 --> 00:53:50,070 OH, AND THEY BOTH STARTED FAKE 1561 00:53:50,090 --> 00:53:53,019 SCHOOLS. 1562 00:53:53,039 --> 00:53:54,099 AND THEN THERE'S THE FACT THAT 1563 00:53:54,119 --> 00:53:55,190 BOTH MEN WERE SUCH UNREPENTANT 1564 00:53:55,210 --> 00:53:56,239 SEX CREEPS THAT THEY LITERALLY 1565 00:53:56,260 --> 00:54:01,170 COULD NOT STOP THEMSELVES FROM 1566 00:54:01,190 --> 00:54:04,230 BRAGGING ABOUT IT: 1567 00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:06,210 >> IF WE CONQUER A WOMAN, IF WE 1568 00:54:06,230 --> 00:54:09,039 GRAB THE THING WE WANT TO FUCK 1569 00:54:09,059 --> 00:54:10,239 AND FUCK IT AND WE DO WHATEVER 1570 00:54:10,260 --> 00:54:14,050 WE WANT AND THEY LIKE IT. 1571 00:54:14,070 --> 00:54:15,110 >> WHEN YOU'RE A STAR THEY LET 1572 00:54:15,130 --> 00:54:17,159 YOU DO IT, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. 1573 00:54:17,179 --> 00:54:21,030 GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY. 1574 00:54:21,050 --> 00:54:22,170 >> Bill: YEAH, YOU DIDN'T 1575 00:54:22,190 --> 00:54:23,150 NOTICE THAT? 1576 00:54:23,170 --> 00:54:26,150 IT SEEMED RATHER PARALLEL TO ME. 1577 00:54:26,170 --> 00:54:28,190 LIKE ALL CULT LEADERS, THEY HAD 1578 00:54:28,210 --> 00:54:30,239 TO HAVE THAT ONE QUEEN BEE 1579 00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:32,260 AROUND THEM WHO THEY DEPUTIZE TO 1580 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:33,139 RECRUIT OTHERS INTO THEIR SICK 1581 00:54:33,159 --> 00:54:33,280 GAMES -- 1582 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:34,250 VANGUARD HAD SMALLVILLE ACTRESS 1583 00:54:34,269 --> 00:54:36,039 ALISON MACK. 1584 00:54:36,059 --> 00:54:43,110 TRUMP HAS LINDSEY GRAHAM. 1585 00:54:43,130 --> 00:54:44,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1586 00:54:44,019 --> 00:54:45,079 WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING A CULT, 1587 00:54:45,099 --> 00:54:46,239 YOU'RE NOT JUST FIGHTING THE 1588 00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:48,159 LEADERS, BUT ALL THE ENABLERS 1589 00:54:48,179 --> 00:54:49,289 WHO SEE YOU AS AN ENEMY. 1590 00:54:50,010 --> 00:54:52,000 TRUTH IS A THREAT TO THEM. 1591 00:54:52,019 --> 00:54:53,239 AND THAT'S WHY WHAT CATHERINE 1592 00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:55,219 OXENBERG DID WAS SO INSTRUCTIVE. 1593 00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:56,280 YOU'VE HEARD THE PHRASE "HATE 1594 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,190 THE SIN, LOVE THE SINNER"? 1595 00:54:58,210 --> 00:54:59,079 WELL, SHE PRACTICED "HATE THE 1596 00:54:59,099 --> 00:55:01,239 CULT, LOVE THE CULTIST." 1597 00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:03,050 SHE DIDN'T SCREAM AT HER 1598 00:55:03,070 --> 00:55:05,039 DAUGHTER THAT SHE WAS STUPID, 1599 00:55:05,059 --> 00:55:06,139 SHE DIDN'T CUT HER OFF - SHE 1600 00:55:06,159 --> 00:55:07,269 JUST KEPT TRYING TO REMIND HER 1601 00:55:07,289 --> 00:55:09,289 OF WHO SHE USED TO BE. 1602 00:55:10,010 --> 00:55:10,219 I THINK WE NEED TO TRY THAT ON 1603 00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:15,199 QANON. 1604 00:55:15,219 --> 00:55:18,019 [APPLAUSE] 1605 00:55:18,039 --> 00:55:19,110 YOU KNOW, THE ONES WHO BELIEVE 1606 00:55:19,130 --> 00:55:21,289 THAT RICH LIBERALS ARE RUNNING A 1607 00:55:22,010 --> 00:55:23,150 MASSIVE PEDOPHILE RING AND EAT 1608 00:55:23,170 --> 00:55:24,199 BABIES, AND IN SOME CASES ARE 1609 00:55:24,219 --> 00:55:26,260 REALLY LIZARD PEOPLE WEARING A 1610 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,070 HUMAN MASK. 1611 00:55:29,090 --> 00:55:30,099 AND THEY WERE AS SURE THAT TRUMP 1612 00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:31,260 WAS GOING TO WIN RE-ELECTION AS 1613 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,139 DR. MILLER'S FOLLOWERS WERE THAT 1614 00:55:33,159 --> 00:55:34,099 THE WORLD WAS GOING TO END IN 1615 00:55:34,119 --> 00:55:37,170 1844. 1616 00:55:37,190 --> 00:55:39,000 THEY WERE TOLD TO "TRUST THE 1617 00:55:39,019 --> 00:55:41,039 PLAN," THAT TRUMP GETS A SECOND 1618 00:55:41,059 --> 00:55:43,070 TERM DEVOTED TO BUSTING THIS 1619 00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:46,269 DEMOCRATIC SEX TRAFFICKING RING. 1620 00:55:46,289 --> 00:55:49,280 BUT NOW ON MESSAGE BOARDS WE CAN 1621 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,099 SEE THEIR DOUBT AND DESPONDENCY. 1622 00:55:52,119 --> 00:55:54,070 ONE WROTE:, "MY FAITH IS SHAKEN. 1623 00:55:54,090 --> 00:55:55,090 I FOLLOWED THE PLAN. 1624 00:55:55,110 --> 00:55:56,119 TRUMP LOST. 1625 00:55:56,139 --> 00:55:58,230 WHAT NOW?" 1626 00:55:58,250 --> 00:55:59,280 WHAT NOW? 1627 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,260 AN OPPORTUNITY. 1628 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:02,280 TO LIFT THE SCALES FROM THEIR 1629 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,260 EYES. 1630 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,210 BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN 1631 00:56:06,230 --> 00:56:09,050 FROM MOCKING THEM OR CALLING 1632 00:56:09,070 --> 00:56:10,260 THEM STUPID OR MAKING SMART 1633 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,159 REMARKS LIKE, "IF KAMALA HARRIS 1634 00:56:12,179 --> 00:56:13,250 REALLY IS A LIZARD PERSON, WHY 1635 00:56:13,269 --> 00:56:15,000 DIDN'T SHE EAT THAT FLY ON MIKE 1636 00:56:15,019 --> 00:56:20,159 PENCE'S HEAD?" 1637 00:56:20,179 --> 00:56:22,269 [LAUGHTER] 1638 00:56:22,289 --> 00:56:24,000 DON'T DO THAT, I'M SAYING DON'T 1639 00:56:24,019 --> 00:56:26,230 DO THAT. 1640 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,210 REALLY. 1641 00:56:28,230 --> 00:56:29,230 ONE MORE AND THEN DON'T DO IT. 1642 00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:30,260 RATHER, IF YOU HAVE TRUMP 1643 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,170 RELATIVES OVER FOR THANKSGIVING, 1644 00:56:31,190 --> 00:56:32,170 UNDERSTAND THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH 1645 00:56:32,190 --> 00:56:34,050 A TRAUMATIC EVENT. 1646 00:56:34,070 --> 00:56:35,139 THEIR SAVIOR - THE STRONGEST, 1647 00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:36,199 SMARTEST, MANLIEST HUNK OF 1648 00:56:36,219 --> 00:56:38,219 LEADER WHO EVER LIVED - JUST GOT 1649 00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:39,269 HIS ASS KICKED BY THE 1650 00:56:39,289 --> 00:56:48,059 2000-YEAR-OLD MAN. 1651 00:56:48,079 --> 00:56:48,170 SO DON'T GLOAT. 1652 00:56:48,190 --> 00:56:48,250 [LAUGHTER] 1653 00:56:48,269 --> 00:56:49,159 [APPLAUSE] 1654 00:56:49,179 --> 00:56:50,190 DON'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE. 1655 00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:51,219 BECAUSE ARGUING WITH CULT PEOPLE 1656 00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:55,199 ONLY MAKES IT WORSE. 1657 00:56:55,219 --> 00:56:59,280 >> IF THERE'S HOPE, IT'S NOT IN 1658 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:00,289 ANY OF THE WORDS THAT WERE 1659 00:57:01,010 --> 00:57:03,289 COMMUNICATED, IT'S IN HERE. 1660 00:57:04,010 --> 00:57:06,110 >> Bill: AND IT SO IT IS FOR 1661 00:57:06,130 --> 00:57:08,110 ME. 1662 00:57:08,130 --> 00:57:10,030 FOR ALL OF YOU IN THE AUDIENCE, 1663 00:57:10,050 --> 00:57:12,269 THANK YOU SO MUCH WHO PUT UP SO 1664 00:57:12,289 --> 00:57:14,269 MUCH FOR US TO BE HERE. 1665 00:57:14,289 --> 00:57:15,199 ALL THE FOLKS WHO HELPED MAKE IT 1666 00:57:15,219 --> 00:57:16,079 POSSIBLE TO DO THE SHOW RIGHT 1667 00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:16,280 NOW, AND THE CREW WHO ROLL WITH 1668 00:57:17,010 --> 00:57:17,230 IT SO WELL, MY BRILLIANT STAFF - 1669 00:57:17,250 --> 00:57:18,239 THANK YOU ALL. 1670 00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:20,019 AND ESPECIALLY EVERYONE AT HOME 1671 00:57:20,039 --> 00:57:21,179 - HERE'S HOPING FOR A BETTER 1672 00:57:21,199 --> 00:57:22,059 NEXT YEAR - COULDN'T HAVE GOT 1673 00:57:22,079 --> 00:57:26,260 THROUGH THIS ONE WITHOUT YOU. 1674 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:30,260 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, THANK YOU, 1675 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,269 JOHN, THANK YOU ALEX, THANK YOU 1676 00:57:32,289 --> 00:57:33,219 MICHAEL ERIC DYSON MICHAEL ERIC 1677 00:57:33,239 --> 00:57:35,099 DYSON, WE'LL BE BACK 1678 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:35,199 JANUARY 15TH! 1679 00:57:35,219 --> 00:57:40,019 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1680 00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:47,110 ♪ ♪ 1681 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:47,190 [LAUGHTER] 1682 00:57:47,210 --> 00:57:59,039 [APPLAUSE] 1683 00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:02,119 [LAUGHTER] 1684 00:58:02,139 --> 00:58:02,269 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1685 00:58:02,289 --> 00:58:03,289 ♪ ♪