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>> START THE CLOCK.

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>> Bill: THANK YOU, THANK YOU

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VERY MUCH, SPACED PEOPLE.

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PLENTY OF ROOM IN HERE,

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EVERYBODY DO THIS -- OKAY.

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I SEE, YOU'RE CLAPPING, YOU

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CAN'T DO THAT.

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THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT.

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WE ARE SO FAR APART.

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NO SPREAD OF THE DISEASE IN

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HERE, WE ARE SAFER THAN FUCK IN

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THIS PLACE.

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THAT'S OUR MOTTO HERE.

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WE HAVE ONE MORE SHOW AFTER

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THIS, WE HAVE THIS SHOW, SHIT

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COULD HAPPEN NOW AND THEN ONE

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MORE AND THAT'S THE END, WHAT A

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YEAR.

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IT STARTED WITH THE FLU, ENDING

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WITH A COUP.

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[LAUGHTER]

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OH, MY GOD.

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PEOPLE KNOW THIS, THERE IS LIKE

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FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF AFTER A

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LOSS, DENIAL, ANGER, BARGAINING,

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DEPRESSION, ACCEPTANCE.

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I DON'T WANT TO NAME NAMES BUT

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SOMEBODY SEEMS STUCK ON THE

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FIRST TWO.

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BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST

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DRAWN-OUT TRANSITION SINCE

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CAITLYN JENNER.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I MEAN TRUMP, WE THOUGHT HE WAS

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A RUSSIAN PLANT, TURNS OUT HE'S

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AN IRISH RELATIVE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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THIS GUY REMINDS ME, REMEMBER

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THE MOVIE THE SIXTH SENSE?

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REMEMBER THAT MOVIE, THE MAIN

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CHARACTER DOESN'T KNOW HE'S

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DEAD?

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[LAUGHTER]

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IF THIS PRESIDENCY WAS A BAR, IT

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IS WAY PAST CLOSING TIME.

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WE NEED THAT GUY WHO GOES "YOU

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DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME, BUT YOU

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CAN'T STAY HERE."

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THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING AN

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INTERESTING CASE FOR HIMSELF,

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HE'S SAYING HE'S UNCOVERED A

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CONSPIRACY, A WIDESPREAD

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CONSPIRACY INVOLVING TENS OF

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MILLIONS OF AMERICANS VOTING FOR

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HIS OPPONENT.

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[LAUGHTER]

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REALLY, THAT'S HIS CASE, HIS

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CASE IS "IF YOU DON'T COUNT ALL

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THOSE VOTES FOR BIDEN, I WON IN

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A LANDSLIDE."

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AND ALSO THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE,

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VERY UNFAIR.

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[LAUGHTER]

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DON'T EVER SAY THESE PEOPLE

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DON'T TRY, THE PRESIDENT HAS

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BEEN SENDING OUT RUDY GIULIANI

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GIULIANI --

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THAT IS A LAUGH ITSELF, ISN'T

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THAT?

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WENT TO CONTEST THE VOTE IN

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PENNSYLVANIA, IT WAS GOING TO BE

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AT THE FOUR SEASONS

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IT WAS AT FOUR SEASONS TOTAL

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LANDSCAPING -- I'M NOT JOKING, I

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GREAT SKETCH.

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IT WAS IN A FUCKING HOME DEPOT

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WHERE HE'S GOING TO BRING OUT

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WITNESSES TO THE FRAUD TO.

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ONE OF THE WITNESSES TO THE

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VOTER FRAUD THAT GIULIANI

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BROUGHT OUT DIDN'T EVEN LIVE IN

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PENNSYLVANIA AND IT TURNED OUT

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TO BE A SEX OFFENDER.

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WHEN THEY OFFERED HIM THE JOB OF

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POLL WATCHER, HE THOUGHT THEY

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MEANT SOMETHING COMPLETELY

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DON'T THINK JUST BECAUSE ALL

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THIS IS GOING ON THE PRESIDENT

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HAS STOPPED PRESIDENTING.

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WEDNESDAY WAS VETERANS DAY AND

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TRUMP VISITED THE TOMB OF THE

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UNKNOWN SOLDIER AND ACCUSED HIM

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OF VOTING ILLEGALLY.

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,

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CAITLIN FLANAGAN AND MAX BROOKS

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ARE HERE: BUT FIRST, SHE'S

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SENIOR LEGAL ADVISER FOR THE

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TRUMP 2020 CAMPAIGN:

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PLEASE WELCOME JENNA ELLIS.

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THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS, CAN I

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CALL YOU JENNA?

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>> ABSOLUTELY, MY FRIENDS ALL

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CALL ME JENNA.

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>> Bill: I HOPE WE ARE

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FRIENDS, I HOPE WE CAN HAVE AN

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HONEST CONVERSATION WITHOUT

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TALKING POINTS -- FIRST OF ALL,

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I DO ADMIRE YOU FOR COMING ON,

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THIS IS A TOUGH ARGUMENT YOU

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HAVE TO MAKE, WOULD YOU

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ACKNOWLEDGE THAT?

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>> I THINK THE ARGUMENT THAT

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WERE MAKING ON A APPRECIATE YOU

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HAVING ME ON BECAUSE WHAT ALL

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AMERICANS SHOULD BE CONCERNED

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ABOUT IS EVERY LEGAL VOTE SHOULD

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BE COUNTED FAIRLY AND

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ACCURATELY.

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THIS IS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF OUR

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PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AND YOU'RE

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AGREEING WITH THAT.

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>> Bill: RIGHT AWAY, WE USED A

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TALKING POINT, LEGAL VOTE -- NO

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ONE IS CONTESTING THE IDEA THAT

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WE ARE NOT WANTING TO COUNT

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LEGAL VOTES.

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>> JOE BIDEN, HIS PRESS

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CONFERENCE LAST WEEK HE SAID

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LET'S COUNT ALL VOTES.

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WHAT HE HASN'T ACKNOWLEDGED WAS

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THAT HE WANTS TO COUNT ALL LEGAL

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VOTES, WHAT HE'S WANTING LATE

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BALLOTS, HE'S WANTING ALL OF

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THESE BALLOTS FROM DEAD PEOPLE,

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FROM NONRESIDENTS, HE IS NOT --

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>> Bill: WHEN I SAY WELCOME TO

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THE SHOW, PLEASE GIVE A HAND TO

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MY GUESS, I DON'T HAVE TO SAY

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"PLEASE GIVE A HAND TO MY GUESTS

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WERE SITTING ON THE PANEL.

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WE ASSUME CERTAIN THINGS, WHEN

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SOMEONE SAYS VOTES, WE ASSUME IT

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MEANS LEGAL VOTES.

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TODAY THE PRESIDENT WAS OUT

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TALKING ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS

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AND HE SAID WE AREN'T GOING TO

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TALK ABOUT THAT BUT IN THE

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MIDDLE OF IT WHEN HE'S TALKING

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ABOUT NOT GOING INTO A LOCKED

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DOWN, HE SAID HOPEFULLY WHATEVER

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HAPPENS IN THE FUTURE, WHO KNOWS

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WHICH ADMINISTRATION IT WILL BE,

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I GUESS TIME WILL TELL.

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YOU TALK TO HIM ON A DAILY

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BASIS, YOU KNOW HIS MIND-SET, I

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HAVE NOT HEARD THIS TONE SINCE

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ELECTION DAY, WHAT HE TWEETED A

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FEW DAYS BEFORE WAS "I WON THE

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SELECTION BY A LOT."

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THIS SEEMS TO BE A DIFFERENT

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TONE.

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ARE YOU GUYS ADMITTING THAT

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MAYBE YOU LOST?

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>> I DON'T THINK IT WAS A

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DIFFERENT TONE AT ALL AND I MET

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WITH THE PRESIDENT RIGHT AFTER

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THAT PRESS CONFERENCE I WAS IN

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THE OVAL OFFICE AND HE IS

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WANTING TO MAKE SURE NOT JUST

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FOR HIS OWN ELECTION BUT FOR

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EVERY FUTURE ELECTION THAT WE

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KNOW THAT WE HAVE FREE AND FAIR

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ELECTIONS IN THIS COUNTRY.

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>> Bill: WE DO KNOW THAT.

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>> WE DON'T KNOW THAT.

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WE HAVE EVIDENCE AND LAWSUITS

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THAT ARE CURRENTLY GOING ON,

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SOME RECOUNTS IN GEORGIA WITH

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THE MARGIN IS SO CLOSE IT'S A

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MANDATORY RECOUNT.

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>> Bill: YOUR LAWSUITS ARE

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BEING LEFT OUT OF COURT.

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I'M JUST TRYING TO PRESENT WHAT

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IS THE TRUTH WHAT'S GOING ON IN

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THE COURTS AND ALSO IN YOUR OWN

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ADMINISTRATION, -- THIS CAME OUT

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TODAY.

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THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND

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SECURITY, YOU WORK IN

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GOVERNMENT, YOU KNOW NOW.

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>> ACTUALLY DON'T, I WANT TO

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CLARIFY THAT I DON'T WORK FOR

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THE WHITE HOUSE I WORK FOR THE

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CAMPAIGN AND THE PRESENT

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DIRECTLY.

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ALL THE PEOPLE ON TWITTER WHO

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SAY YOU WORK FOR ME BECAUSE I'M

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A TAXPAYER MAYBE THEY NEED TO

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READ MY TWITTER PROFILE MORE

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CLOSELY.

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>>> Bill: APOLOGIES.

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>> THAT'S OKAY.

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>> Bill: THE DEPARTMENT OF

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HOMELAND SECURITY, THAT IS THE

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GOVERNMENT.

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THEY HAVE A SEPARATE SECURITY

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AGENCY -- THAT'S WHAT GOVERNMENT

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IS, THAT'S ONE REASON WHY WE

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LOVE GOVERNMENT, WHY WE AREN'T A

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THIRD WORLD COUNTRY QUITE YET --

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IS BECAUSE WE HAVE PEOPLE IN

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PLACE WERE PEOPLE OF GOODWILL IN

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BOTH PARTIES WHO DO A TOUGH JOB

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AS THIS ELECTION WAS AND THEY

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DID IT BRILLIANTLY.

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IN THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND

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SECURITY, THERE IS A GROUP

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CALLED ELECTIONS INFRASTRUCTURE

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GOVERNMENT COORDINATING COUNCIL,

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THEY CAME OUT TODAY AND SAID

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THERE WAS NO FRAUD, NO EVIDENCE

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OF FRAUD, THE MOST SECURE

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ELECTION IN HISTORY AND CHAD

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WOLF WHO IS A TRUMP APPOINTEE,A

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LOYALIST, HE WOULD NOT FIRE THE

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HEAD OF THE SECURITY AGENCY WHEN

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HE SAID THIS.

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WHEN YOU LOSE CHAD WOLF, ISN'T

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IT TIME TO SAY MAYBE WE LOST

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THIS ONE?

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IS NOT A SHAME --

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>> IF WE HAD SAID THAT WHEN

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EVERYONE WAS TELLING SIDNEY

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POWELL TO SEND DOWN ON MICHAEL

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FLYNN AND THE RUSSIA COLLUSION

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HOAX AND IMPEACHMENT AND

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EVERYTHING ELSE, TRUMP'S

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LAWYERS, MYSELF INCLUDED, WE

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HAVE PREVAILED ON ALL OF THOSE

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THINGS AND WE HAVE SHOWN THROUGH

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THE EVIDENCE AND THROUGH THE

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FIGHT THAT WE ARE WILLING TO

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STAND UP AGAINST THE DEEP STATE.

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>> Bill: WHERE HAVE WE

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PREVAILED IN COURT?

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>> IN PENNSYLVANIA.

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>> Bill: NO YOU HAVEN'T.

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>> IN PENNSYLVANIA, WE HAVE A

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COURT ORDER --

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>> Bill: I'M SORRY, --

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>> LET ME FINISH, IF WE CAN GO

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BACK TO PENNSYLVANIA, WE HAVE

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PREVAILED ON TWO THINGS.

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ONE IS THAT WE HAVE THE

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MEANINGFUL ACCESS PART OF THIS,

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WE GOT A COURT ORDER FROM A

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JUDGE, THIS IS A LONG-STANDING

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TRADITION THAT BOTH REPUBLICANS

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AND DEMOCRATS NEED TO BE ABLE TO

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OBSERVE THE BALLOTS BEING

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COUNTED.

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>> Bill: OF COURSE IT WAS.

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>> KNEW WHAT WAS NOT, THERE ARE

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682,000 BALLOTS THAT WERE

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COUNTED WITHOUT MEANINGFUL

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ACCESS FROM REPUBLICANS OR TEAM

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TRUMP.

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>> Bill: NOT WHAT THEY SAY IN

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THOSE STATES EVEN BY

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REPUBLICANS.

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>> 682,000 BALLOTS.

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>> Bill: JUST STOP IT, JUST

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STOP.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> DO YOU KNOW MORE THAN THIS

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JUDGE IN PENNSYLVANIA?

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>> Bill: LET ME READ YOU WHAT

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THE JUDGE IN THE PENNSYLVANIA

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COURT SAID, YOU WERE TALKING

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ABOUT OBSERVERS -- THIS WHOLE

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IDEA THAT YOU NEED OBSERVERS,

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THERE ARE ALWAYS OBSERVERS IN

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ELECTIONS!

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DO YOU THINK EITHER PARTY HADN'T

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THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE THE

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ELECTION?

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MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE OUR TEAM

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AND THEY'RE LOOKING AT THE

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BALLOTS?

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BOTH PARTIES HAVE THEIR PEOPLE

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IN THE ROOM LOOKING AT BALLOTS.

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THIS IDEA THAT YOU NEED EXTRA

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OBSERVERS --

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>> YOU WANT THE FACTS, WE ARE

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NOT TALKING ABOUT EXTRA

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OBSERVERS, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT

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MEANINGFUL ACCESS.

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IF YOU HAVE TWO PEOPLE IN THE

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ROOM FROM 100 FEET AWAY AND THEY

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AREN'T ABLE TO OBSERVE WHAT'S

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GOING ON AND SEEING THAT THERE

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ARE BALLOTS THAT ARE BEING

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MANIPULATED, COUNTED TWICE, THAT

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ARE BEING CHANGED, THAT THE

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SIGNATURE MATCHING, ENVELOPES

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BEING DESTROYED, WE HAVE OVER

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11,000 CREDIBLE REPORTS THAT ARE

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COMING INTO OUR ELECTION HOTLINE

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THAT ARE --

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>> Bill: NOT CREDIBLE.

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>> THEY ARE CREDIBLE AND THAT IS

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YOUR LAWSUITS --

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>> Bill: THIS IS FROM YOUR OWN

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HOMELAND SECURITY CYBER SECURITY

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INFRASTRUCTURE AGENCY.

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"THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT ANY

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VOTING SYSTEM DELETED OR LOST

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VOTES, CHANGED VOTES, OR WAS IN

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ANY WAY COMPROMISED."

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I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THE JUDGE

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IN PHILADELPHIA SAID.

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HE WAS ASKING ARE YOUR OBSERVERS

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IN THE COUNTING ROOM WHICH IS

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WHAT YOU CARE ABOUT?

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LET ME JUST FINISH, THEN YOU CAN

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ANSWER.

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YOUR CAMPAIGN GUY SAID "THERE'S

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A NONZERO NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN

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THE ROOM.

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"A NONZERO NUMBER, THAT'S GOT TO

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BE A NEW ONE, MEANING THERE ARE

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PEOPLE IN THE ROOM.

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JUDGE DIAMOND SAID I'M ASKING

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YOU AS A MEMBER OF THE BAR, OUR

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PEOPLE REPRESENTING THE

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PLAINTIFFS IN THE ROOM?

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TRUMP CAMPAIGN: YES.

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JUDGE DIAMOND: I'M SORRY, THEN

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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

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>> I WILL TELL YOU AGAIN, A

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NONZERO NUMBER MEANS WE COULD

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HAVE ONE OR TWO PEOPLE IN THERE

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BUT WHAT THEY DID IN

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PENNSYLVANIA, THEY TOOK THE

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COURT ORDER AND SAID WE WILL

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MOVE UP THE ELECTION OBSERVERS

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BY 6 FEET AND THEN THEY MOVED

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BACK THE BALLOTS COUNTERS BY

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6 FEET.

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IF YOU HAVE TWO PEOPLE IN THE

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ROOM FROM 100 FEET AWAY,

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THAT'S --

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>> Bill: I DON'T KNOW WHERE

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YOU'RE GETTING 100 FEET AWAY,

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THEY ARE THE BALLOTS.

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>> THEY AREN'T, THAT'S WHY WE

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ARE CONTESTING THIS, AND WE WON

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IN PENNSYLVANIA.

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>> Bill: WHAT YOU AND YOUR

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BOSS ARE CONTENDING ARE NOT WHAT

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YOUR LAWYERS ARE FIGHTING IN

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COURT.

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HERE IS THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN

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LAWYER IN ARIZONA.

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SAYING THIS IS NOT A FRAUD CASE,

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WE ARE NOT ALLEGING FRAUD, WE

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ARE NOT SAYING ANYONE IS TRYING

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TO STEAL THE ELECTION.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> LET ME EXPLAIN THAT, THAT'S

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ONE OF YOUR TALKING POINTS AND I

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UNDERSTAND THAT.

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WHAT IS GOING ON IN ARIZONA IS

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THAT YOU HAVE THIS "DON'T TOUCH

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THE GREEN BUTTON."

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WHERE IF THERE WAS A PROBLEM

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WITH THE MACHINE BEING USED THE

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ELECTION OFFICIALS WERE TELLING

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THE VOTER TO TOUCH THE GREEN

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BUTTON WHICH EFFECTIVELY

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CANCELED OUT THERE VOTE.

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THAT IS NOT FRAUD, THAT IS A

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DIFFERENT PROBLEM IN ARIZONA

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THAN WHAT WE ARE ALLEGING IN

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PENNSYLVANIA OR MICHIGAN OR

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GEORGIA.

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WHEN YOU SAY WE ARE NOT ALLEGING

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FRAUD AND USING THAT AS A

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TALKING POINT, YOU ARE

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MISCHARACTERIZING WITH THE

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ATTORNEY IN ARIZONA SAID.

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>> Bill: IT WASN'T A TALKING

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POINT, IT WAS A QUOTE FROM YOUR

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LAWYER.

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>> IT'S A TALKING POINT WHEN

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YOU'RE USING IT IN A WAY THAT IS

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MISLEADING YOUR AUDIENCE, DO YOU

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WANT YOUR AUDIENCE TO KNOW THE

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FACTS AND THE TRUTH?

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YOU INVITED ME ON TO EXPLAIN

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WHAT TEAM TRUMP IS DOING, YOU'RE

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MISCHARACTERIZING THE STATEMENT

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TO APPLY TO OTHER LAWSUITS

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OUTSIDE OF ARIZONA IN A WAY THAT

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DOES NOT APPLY IN THE CONTEXT OF

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WHAT OUR LAWYER SAID IN ARIZONA.

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WE ARE ALLEGING FRAUD.

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WE ARE ALLEGING FRAUD IN THE

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OTHER STATES.

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ARIZONA IS VERY SPECIFIC TO THE

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GREEN BUTTON.

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>> Bill: I SEE WE AREN'T GOING

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TO COME TO A MEETING OF THE

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MINES HERE, LET'S MOVE ON TO A

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MORE PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION OF

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THIS BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT

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HIMSELF HAS SAID LEADING UP TO

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THE ELECTION REPEATEDLY OVER AND

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OVER AGAIN, THE ONLY WAY I LOSE

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IS IF IT'S RIGGED.

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IS THAT YOUR VIEW ALSO?

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BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE IF YOU

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HAVE THAT VIEW IN YOUR HEAD,

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THEN YOU COULD NOT JUST ACCEPT

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THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE LOST, CAN

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YOU ACCEPT THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE

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LOST?

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>> OF COURSE WE CAN ACCEPT THAT

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WE MIGHT HAVE LOST AND OF THE

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POINT OF THIS, LET ME CLARIFY IS

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THAT WE WANT EVERY LEGAL VOTE TO

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COUNT.

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THERE'S ALWAYS A WINNER AND

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ALWAYS A LOSER IN EVERY ELECTION

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OF THE UNITED STATES IN AMERICA.

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>> Bill: UNTIL THIS ONE, THE

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LOSER ALWAYS LEFT.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> HILLARY CLINTON STILL HAS NOT

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CONCEDED AND LET ME REMIND YOU

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THAT AL GORE IN 2,000 HAD MORE

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TIME TO CONTEST THIS IN SIMPLY

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ONE STATES THAT HAD ONE VERY

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NARROW ISSUE AND IT TOOK 37 DAYS

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FOR THAT TO BE RESOLVED.

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>> Bill: BECAUSE IT WAS 500

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VOTES IN A GIANT STATE.

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>> AND --

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>> Bill: THAT BUSH'S BROTHER

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RAN.

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>> WE HAVE 682,000 VOTES IN

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PENNSYLVANIA ALONE THAT WE HAVE

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NOT BEEN ABLE TO SEE HOW THEY

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WERE COUNTED, WE HAVE REPORTS OF

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ELECTION FRAUD AND

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IRREGULARITIES ON MULTIPLE

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STATES, DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT

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FREE AND FAIR ELECTIONS?

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>> Bill: DO YOU CARE THAT

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SINCE 2,000, VOTER FRAUD HAS

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BEEN STUDIED BY MANY, MANY

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ORGANIZATIONS, INCLUDING

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CONSERVATIVE ONES LIKE THE

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HERITAGE FOUNDATION AND THEY

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FOUND OUT VOTER FRAUD, IN PERSON

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VOTER FRAUD IS NOT A THING.

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IT'S JUST NOT OF THING, IT

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DOESN'T HAPPEN ON ANY KIND OF

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LEVEL THAT HAS EVER AFFECTED ANY

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VOTE AND IT HASN'T ON THIS ONE.

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AREN'T YOU A LITTLE BIT ASHAMED

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OF HOW YOU'RE DENIGRATING THE

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PEOPLE WHO WORK SO HARD IN THE

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MOST --

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>> THAT'S AN UNFAIR QUESTION, IF

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THEY WERE WORKING REALLY HARD

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FOR THIS, THEY WOULD WANT TO

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MAKE SURE THEIR STATES ARE

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CERTIFYING AN ACCURATE COUNT.

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>> Bill: THEY ARE, INCLUDING

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REPUBLICANS.

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>> YOU CAN'T SAY THAT FOR SURE,

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DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT THE

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RESULTS IS AN ACCURATE COUNT,

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HOW MUCH FRAUD IS OKAY WITH YOU?

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>> Bill: WHY DO YOU THINK SO

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MANY PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT

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INCLUDING PEOPLE LIKE RUPERT

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MURDOCH, KARL ROVE, THE

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STRONGMAN OF TURKEY, THE POPE,

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CHINA NOW CONGRATULATED BY THEM,

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WHY HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE COME

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OVER TO THIS IDEA THAT OKAY,

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AMERICA HAD A FREE AND FAIR

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ELECTION, WE ARE CONGRATULATING

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THE NEW GUY, THAT'S THE WAY IT

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WORKS.

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YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME,

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WHY?

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>> CHINA IS DEFINITELY

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CONGRATULATING JOE BIDEN BECAUSE

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THEY KNOW THEY CAN CONTROL HIM,

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BEIJING BUT I DIDN'T SOMETHING

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THAT NEEDS TO --

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>> Bill: I WALKED INTO THAT

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ONE, YOU GOT ME THERE.

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>> YOU REALLY DID.

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CHINA CONGRATULATING BIDEN IS

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NOT A GOOD THING BUT WE HAVE

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ALWAYS CONTESTED ELECTIONS

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THROUGH LEGAL CHANNELS AND

527
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,980
RECOUNTS, JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE

528
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:20,980
THE POPE AND SOMEBODY IN MEDIA

529
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:23,000
CONGRATULATING JOE BIDEN, NO

530
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,020
STATES HAVE YET CERTIFIED THEIR

531
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:23,980
RESULTS AND THAT'S ALL THAT WE

532
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,980
ARE ASKING IS TO MAKE SURE THAT

533
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,980
THE RESULTS THAT ARE CERTIFIED

534
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:29,980
ARE THE LEGITIMATE COUNT AND I

535
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,760
THINK THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FAIR

536
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,980
AND EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD AGREE

537
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:35,980
TO THAT, JUST LIKE AL GORE, THE

538
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:37,000
DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE, DID IN

539
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:37,020
2,000.

540
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,980
>> Bill: I WILL ASK ONE LAST

541
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:39,980
QUESTION, I LET YOU GO -- I

542
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:41,980
COMMEND YOU FOR COMING HERE, YOU

543
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,980
HAVE A SMILE ON YOUR FACE LIKE

544
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:44,980
ALL YOU HAPPY WARRIORS DO, I'VE

545
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:47,980
GOT TO ADMIRE THAT.

546
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:51,000
I'M >> IT'S A GREAT DAY TO THE

547
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:51,020
DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION.

548
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:52,980
>> Bill: THAT'S WHAT IT'S

549
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:55,980
ABOUT, YEAH.

550
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:56,980
[LAUGHTER]

551
00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,980
FOR THE FINAL QUESTION, LET'S

552
00:18:59,020 --> 00:18:59,980
TAKE A LITTLE TRUTH SERUM.

553
00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:02,980
MY GUESS IS IF I GAVE YOU THE

554
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:05,980
TRUTH, YOU WOULD SAY I KNOW

555
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,980
DONALD TRUMP LOST THIS ONE, BUT

556
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:09,980
I'M WITH THE GROUP WHO BELIEVE

557
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:11,980
THE IDEA THE DEMOCRATS HAVE ARE

558
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:12,980
SO DANGEROUS AMERICA -- I THINK

559
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:13,980
THIS IS WHAT YOU BELIEVE -- THAT

560
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:17,000
WE JUST CAN'T LET THEM TAKE

561
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:17,020
OVER.

562
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:21,980
SO WHATEVER WE HAVE TO DO.

563
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,980
TRUMP TWEETED OUT JON VOIGHT THE

564
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,980
OTHER DAY WHO SAID THIS IS NOW

565
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:27,980
OUR GREATEST FIGHT SINCE THE

566
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:30,980
CIVIL WAR, THE BATTLE OF

567
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:31,980
RIGHTEOUSNESS VERSUS SATAN,

568
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:35,980
WHICH I GUESS MAKES BIDEN SATAN,

569
00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:36,980
HE CONTINUED BECAUSE THESE

570
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:39,980
LEFTISTS ARE EVIL.

571
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:41,980
I KNOW YOU ARE EVANGELICAL, DO

572
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:43,980
YOU BELIEVE BIDEN IS SATAN, DO

573
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:44,980
YOU BELIEVE LEFTISTS ARE EVIL,

574
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:45,980
DO YOU BELIEVE IT'S OKAY TO DO

575
00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:46,980
ANYTHING TO PREVENT THEM FROM

576
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,980
TAKING OVER?

577
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:50,980
>> ANYTHING, NO.

578
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,980
I AM AN OUTSPOKEN CHRISTIAN AND

579
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:55,980
I BELIEVE WE HAVE A COUNTRY THAT

580
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,980
HAS A RULE OF LAW RATHER THAN

581
00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:58,980
RULERS.

582
00:19:59,020 --> 00:19:59,980
THAT'S WHAT WE ARE DEFENDING.

583
00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:01,980
I CAMPAIGNED VERY AGGRESSIVELY

584
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:02,980
AND VERY HARD FOR

585
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:04,980
PRESIDENT TRUMP BECAUSE I

586
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,980
BELIEVE THAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

587
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,980
SHOULD HAVE REELECTED HIM FOR

588
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:09,980
FOUR MORE YEARS BUT THAT WAS THE

589
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:10,980
CAMPAIGN.

590
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:12,980
ON NOVEMBER 3RD, THE PEOPLE CAST

591
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:13,980
THEIR BALLOT AND WHAT I'M

592
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,980
FIGHTING FOR NOW IS TO MAKE SURE

593
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:16,980
TO PROTECT THE AMERICAN SYSTEM

594
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:18,980
WHICH REQUIRES THAT EVERY LEGAL

595
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,980
VOTE TO BE COUNTED FAIRLY AND

596
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:21,980
ACCURATELY.

597
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:22,980
I BELIEVE IN OUR SYSTEM THE

598
00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:23,980
SEPARATION OF POWERS IN THE

599
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:25,980
JUDICIAL BRANCH OF THE END OF

600
00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:29,000
THE DAY NEEDS TO INTERVENE TO

601
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:29,020
MAKE SURE THAT WHOEVER IS

602
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,980
DECLARED THE WINNER IS A

603
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:31,980
LEGITIMATE, FAIR WINNER, JUST

604
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:32,980
LIKE IN BASEBALL.

605
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:35,000
THE UMPIRE HAS TO CALL BALLS AND

606
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,900
STRIKES FAIRLY.

607
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:37,980
I AM AGGRESSIVELY FIGHTING FOR

608
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:38,980
ELECTION INTEGRITY.

609
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:39,980
>> Bill: TRUMP GOT THE RIGHT

610
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,980
GIRL FOR HIS JOB.

611
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:43,980
>> THANK YOU.

612
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,980
>> Bill: I APPRECIATE THAT,

613
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:50,980
LET'S MEET OUR PANEL.

614
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,980
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

615
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,000
THAT WAS --

616
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,600
ALL RIGHT.

617
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:56,980
THIS WILL BE A SOMEWHAT

618
00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:57,980
DIFFERENT DISCUSSION.

619
00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:05,000
HE'S A FELLOW, HI, FELLOW, AT

620
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:05,020
THE

621
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:05,980
ATLANTIC COUNCIL AND THE MODERN

622
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:06,980
WAR INSTITUTE AND AUTHOR OF THE

623
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,980
NOVEL "DEVOLUTION": MAX BROOKS.

624
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:11,980
SOMEDAY I'M GOING TO BE A FELLOW

625
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,000
SOMEWHERE.

626
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:14,960
SHE'S A STAFF WRITER AT THE

627
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:15,020
ATLANTIC AND AUTHOR OF "GIRL

628
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:19,980
LAND": CAITLIN FLANAGAN.

629
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,980
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

630
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:26,000
FIRST OFF, THOUGHTS ON JENNA?

631
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,980
>> WHAT A LOVELY INTERVIEW WITH

632
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:30,980
THE BLACK KNIGHT FROM

633
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:31,980
MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY GRAIL.

634
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:33,980
IT LITERALLY WAS THAT SCENE,

635
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,980
YOUR ARM IS OFF, NO, IT ISN'T!

636
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:39,980
YES, IT IS!

637
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:42,000
>> I HAVE TO CORRECT HER ON

638
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,600
SOMETHING.

639
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:43,980
WHEN JENNA SAID WE HAVE THIS

640
00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:45,980
PRECEDENT OF TAKING A VERY LONG

641
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:47,980
TIME BECAUSE OF GORE-BUSH.

642
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:50,980
IT WAS POINTED OUT THIS WEEK

643
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:51,980
THAT THE 9/11 COMMISSION, ONE OF

644
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,980
THE THINGS THAT IT SAID THAT IS

645
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,980
A FACTOR TO CONSIDER IN 9/11 WAS

646
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:59,980
THAT THERE IS NOT A NEW

647
00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:00,980
PRESIDENT READY TO RECEIVE

648
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:01,980
SECURITY BRIEFINGS FOR MUCH

649
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,980
LONGER THAN USUAL AND THIS

650
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:04,980
TRANSITION ISN'T JUST ABOUT

651
00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:07,980
HIRING PEOPLE AND DECORATING THE

652
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:08,980
OVAL OFFICE, VERY IMPORTANT

653
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,980
THINGS ARE BEING POSTPONED

654
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:11,980
BECAUSE OF THIS.

655
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,980
>> Bill: THIS IS THE

656
00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:14,980
SUPPOSITION THAT BIDEN IS GOING

657
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:16,980
TO STAND THERE ON JANUARY 20TH,

658
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:21,000
I STILL DON'T -- IT COULD HAPPE

659
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:21,020
HAPPEN?

660
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:22,980
I'M SORRY, I'VE BEEN USING THE

661
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:24,980
TERM SLOW-MOVING COUP IN THIS

662
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,980
SHOW SINCE BEFORE THE LAST

663
00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:28,980
ELECTION WAS OVER AND FINALLY I

664
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,980
HEARD SOMEBODY ELSE SAY IT.

665
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,980
VERY McCAFFREY SAID THIS WEEK

666
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,980
WE ARE WATCHING A SLOW MOVING

667
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,700
TRUMP COUP TO DEFY THE BIDEN

668
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,980
ELECTION, BELIEVE YOUR EYES.

669
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:43,980
MAYBE THIS WON'T COME TO PASS,

670
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:46,000
BUT WE TERMINATED HIM AS

671
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,960
PRESIDENT, WE DIDN'T CURE HIM AS

672
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,980
A NARCISSIST.

673
00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,580
YOU CANNOT BREAK UP WITH A

674
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:51,020
NARCISSIST.

675
00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:52,980
I'VE READ ABOUT THIS.

676
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:56,980
[APPLAUSE]

677
00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,980
>> WE KNOW FROM MICHAEL COHEN'S

678
00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:01,980
BOOK THAT TRUMP HAS SPENT ALL

679
00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:05,000
HIS LIFE HAVING THESE AGGRESSIVE

680
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,960
LAWSUITS ABOUT RIDICULOUS --

681
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,980
>> Bill: I WAS ONE OF THEM!

682
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,980
I HAD TO SPEND A HUNDRED GRAND

683
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:14,000
IN COURT TO DEFEND THE FUCKING

684
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:14,020
EIGHTH THING.

685
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:15,980
>> HE WILL GO ON AND ON.

686
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:16,980
>> Bill: IT KISSES ME OFF

687
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:21,980
THERE IS NO REPERCUSSIONS FOR A

688
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:22,980
FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT, TAKE YOUR

689
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,980
SHOT, IF YOU DON'T GET IT, NO

690
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:25,980
HARM NO FOUL.

691
00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,000
SAME AS THIS, THERE SHOULD BE

692
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,020
REPERCUSSIONS FOR TRYING THIS

693
00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:30,980
SHIT, YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIKE I'LL

694
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:32,980
TRIAL TO SEE THE ELECTION AND IF

695
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,980
I CAN'T, NO BIGGIE.

696
00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:36,980
>> FROM A PHILOSOPHICAL POINT OF

697
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,980
VIEW, WE HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT

698
00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:39,980
TRUMP IS A DISHONORABLE MAN AND

699
00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:40,980
A SYSTEM THAT OPERATED ON THE

700
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:44,000
HONOR CODE.

701
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:44,020
[APPLAUSE]

702
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:45,980
A LOT OF THINGS WERE NOT DONE

703
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,980
SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT

704
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:48,980
DONE.

705
00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:51,980
POST TRUMP -- THAT'S WHY WE HAVE

706
00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:52,980
LAWS, LAWS TAKEOVER OR PERSONAL

707
00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:54,980
MORALITY ENDS.

708
00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,980
A LOT OF THINGS THAT WERE JUST

709
00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:00,980
NOT RIGHT WILL HAVE TO BE

710
00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:03,000
ILLEGAL IN THE POST TRUMP

711
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:03,020
ENVIRONMENT.

712
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:03,980
>> Bill: I DON'T THINK WE ARE

713
00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:04,980
AT THE END OF THIS PROCESS JUST

714
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:07,980
BECAUSE HE SOUNDED A LITTLE --

715
00:24:08,020 --> 00:24:10,980
HE DENIED IT -- A LITTLE MORE

716
00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:11,980
CONSOLATORY.

717
00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:14,000
FIRST HE TRIED TO STOP PEOPLE

718
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,980
FROM VOTING ALTOGETHER, VOTE

719
00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:16,980
SUPPRESSION, THAT DIDN'T WORK.

720
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,980
THEN YOU TRY TO GO TO THE

721
00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:20,980
COURTS, IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,

722
00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:24,000
THEN YOU GO TO THE ELECTORAL

723
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:24,020
COLLEGE.

724
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:25,980
THE STATE LEGISLATURES ARE IN

725
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:26,980
THE HANDS OF REPUBLICANS, THEY

726
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:27,980
PICK THE ELECT DOORS.

727
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:30,980
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, YOU'VE GOT

728
00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:31,980
THE SUPREME COURT, THEN OF

729
00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:32,980
COURSE WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE

730
00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:34,980
PURGE AT THE PENTAGON.

731
00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:36,980
THE LAST STEP IF YOU CAN'T GET

732
00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:41,000
IT ANY OTHER WAY IS THE MILITAR

733
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,020
MILITARY.

734
00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:42,980
IT IS VERY DISTURBING TO ME THAT

735
00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:45,980
HE IS GETTING RID OF THE TOP

736
00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:47,980
PEOPLE, HE FIRED THE DEFENSE

737
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:48,980
SECRETARY AND THE THREE GUYS

738
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,980
UNDER HIM.

739
00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:51,980
THIS IS WHAT TOES DO, THEY PUT

740
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:55,000
PEOPLE IN PLACE WHEN YOU NEED

741
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,980
THEM IN PLACE.

742
00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:00,980
>> I CAN TELL YOU WHEN THEY

743
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,980
HAPPEN, THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE,

744
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:04,980
FOR A SUCCESSFUL COUP TO HAPPEN,

745
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:05,980
YOU NEED TO HAVE PEOPLE IN PLACE

746
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:08,000
WHO ARE NOT JUST LOYAL TO YOU

747
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:08,020
BUT HAVE THE LOYALTY OF THE

748
00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:11,980
PEOPLE UNDER THEM.

749
00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:12,980
THESE LOYALISTS HE'S PUT IN

750
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:18,980
PLACE ARE GREAT A CONSUMMATE FOR

751
00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:20,980
FUCK UPS.

752
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,980
>> Bill: IN THE MILITARY YOU

753
00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:24,980
TAKE THE ORDERS FROM THE FUCK UP

754
00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:26,980
ABOVE YOU, THAT'S WHAT THE MAIN

755
00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:27,980
THING IN THE MILITARY IS, I'VE

756
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:30,000
GOT TO DO WHAT THEY FUCK UP

757
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
ABOVE ME IS UNLESS YOU FRAG HIM.

758
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:42,000
>> THESE ARE ALSO BIL CIVILIANSD

759
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
I WAS IN A CONFERENCE ONCE WHERE

760
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,980
MARK MILLEY TURNS THE CAMERAS

761
00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:48,980
OFF, HE SAID I DON'T WANT A

762
00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:50,980
SOUND BITE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

763
00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:51,980
AND SPUN FOR A POLITICAL AGENDA.

764
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:53,980
>> Bill: IF HE IS NEXT TO GO,

765
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,980
WE ARE IN TROUBLE.

766
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:57,980
HE'S THE HEAD OF THE JOINT

767
00:25:58,020 --> 00:25:58,980
CHIEFS, HE SAID I THINK HIS

768
00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:01,980
QUOTE WAS I DIDN'T BELONG HERE

769
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,980
WHEN TRUMP DID THAT THING WHERE

770
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:04,980
HE EMPTIED LAFAYETTE PARK AND

771
00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:06,980
YOU BROUGHT UP THE MILITARY --

772
00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:08,980
THAT COULDN'T HAVE GONE OVER

773
00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:10,980
WELL WITH TRUMP AND HE SAID THE

774
00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:11,980
MILITARY AS WE ALWAYS KNOW

775
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:14,980
SHOULD ONLY BE A LAST RESORT, IT

776
00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:15,980
SHOULD NOT INVOLVE PERSONAL

777
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:16,980
POLITICS.

778
00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:17,980
>> IT SHOULDN'T BE USED AGAINST

779
00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:21,000
YOUR OWN PEOPLE IS ANOTHER IDEA

780
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:21,020
FOR THE MILITARY.

781
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:24,980
[APPLAUSE]

782
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:27,980
>> Bill: IF WE START -- IF I

783
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,980
SEE A PURGE OF GENERALS, EVEN

784
00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:32,980
COLONELS -- THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS,

785
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:35,980
THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN

786
00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:38,000
TROUBLE BECAUSE -- STALIN DID

787
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,020
IT.

788
00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:38,980
YOU'RE GETTING RID OF THE

789
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:39,980
OFFICER CORPS THAT DOESN'T AGREE

790
00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:42,000
WITH YOU AND WE KNOW THE

791
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,980
MILITARY HAS THIS SUPER

792
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,980
CHRISTIAN ELEMENT, I'M NOT

793
00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:48,980
SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT

794
00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,940
EVANGELICALS, LOVELY PEOPLE, SHE

795
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,980
IS ONE -- BUT THERE IS A BIG

796
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:53,980
CONNECTION.

797
00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:54,980
MORE THAN WE THOUGHT BETWEEN

798
00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:55,980
TRUMP AND THE EVANGELICALS, I

799
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:57,980
WOULD SAY BECAUSE THEY ARE

800
00:26:58,020 --> 00:26:59,980
GULLIBLE PEOPLE, THEY ARE USED

801
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:01,940
TO BELIEVING A BUNCH OF NONSENSE

802
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:08,980
AND NOW QANON COMES ALONG.

803
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:09,980
I FEEL LIKE TRUMP IS USING THIS

804
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:13,980
CHRISTIAN ARM NOW.

805
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:16,980
>> THE WHOLE THEORY OF THE CASE

806
00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:18,980
FOR THESE REPUBLICANS IS THAT

807
00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:19,980
THE DEMOCRATS HAVE ORGANIZED A

808
00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:22,980
S.W.A.T. TEAM OF POLL WORKERS

809
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:23,980
AND THEY ARE HIGHLY ORGANIZED --

810
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:24,980
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER MET

811
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,980
A POLL WORKER AND IT'S AN

812
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,980
IMPORTANT JOB, MY MOTHER WOULD

813
00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:30,820
DO IT EVERY FOUR YEARS -- THIS

814
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,980
IS NOT AN ELITE FIGHTING FORCE

815
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:33,980
THAT CAN SCREW UP AN ENTIRE

816
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,980
ELECTION BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE

817
00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:36,980
HEART OF ASSASSINS.

818
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:37,980
THEY ARE DISORGANIZED, THEY ARE

819
00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:39,980
DOING THEIR JOB, THEY BELIEVE IN

820
00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:42,980
THEIR JOB AND IT'S REALLY WRONG

821
00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:44,980
TO BRING THEIR WORK AND THEIR

822
00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:46,980
SERVICE INTO THIS KIND OF

823
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:47,980
QUESTION.

824
00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:50,980
>> Bill: THEY DID AN

825
00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:52,520
INCREDIBLE JOB [APPLAUSE]

826
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:53,020
THE ONE FEATHER IN OUR CAP COME

827
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:56,980
THE COUNTRY THAT CAN'T FUCKING

828
00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:57,980
DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE

829
00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:59,980
CORONAVIRUS AND FUCKED UP EVERY

830
00:28:00,020 --> 00:28:02,980
OTHER THING, THIS ONE WE GOT

831
00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:05,980
RIGHT.

832
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,980
CAN I JUST READ -- IF YOU DON'T

833
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:08,980
THINK IT'S POSSIBLE.

834
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:09,980
MIKE POMPEO, I THOUGHT HE WAS A

835
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:13,980
REGULAR REPUBLICAN, NOT MY TYPE

836
00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:15,980
OF GUY BUT WE ARE EXPECTING A

837
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,980
SMOOTH TRANSITION TO THE SECOND

838
00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:18,980
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, THIS IS

839
00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:19,980
OUR SECRETARY OF STATE.

840
00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:22,980
THIS IS DAYS AFTER THE ELECTION,

841
00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:23,980
PETER NAVARRO, HE'S SOMETHING

842
00:28:24,020 --> 00:28:26,980
BIG IN THE WHITE HOUSE -- HE

843
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,980
SAID WE ARE PROCEEDING UNDER THE

844
00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,980
ASSUMPTION THAT THERE WILL BE A

845
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:35,000
SECOND TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.

846
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:35,020
NEWT GINGRICH CALLED WHAT'S

847
00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:38,980
GOING ON A LEFT WING POWER GRAB,

848
00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:42,980
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS AN ELECTION.

849
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:44,000
[LAUGHTER]

850
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,020
[APPLAUSE]

851
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:44,980
MITCH McCONNELL, WE SAW HIM DO

852
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:47,000
THIS WITH MERRICK GARLAND, WE

853
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:48,980
WATCH THAT AND WENT HE REALLY

854
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:50,520
WOULDN'T, MITCH McCONNELL

855
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,000
COULDN'T, HE WOULDN'T, BUT HE

856
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:54,020
DID.

857
00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:55,980
ARE WE SURE HE WOULDN'T,

858
00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:56,980
COULDN'T?

859
00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:57,980
>> WHAT YOU SAID IS VERY

860
00:28:58,020 --> 00:28:59,980
TELLING, BECAUSE THE PEOPLE I

861
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:01,520
HAVE SPOKEN TO A NATIONAL

862
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:02,980
SECURITY AND HOMELAND SECURITY

863
00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:03,980
THINK THAT -- WHILE YOU NEVER

864
00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:05,980
WANT TO SAY NOTHING WOULD EVER

865
00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,980
HAPPEN, YOU NEVER WANT TO SAY A

866
00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,980
COUP WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN THE

867
00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:10,980
AGE OF TRUMP, THE DANGER RIGHT

868
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:12,980
NOW, THE REAL DANGER THAT WE ARE

869
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:17,000
FACING IS A HOMEGROWN INSURGENC

870
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:17,020
INSURGENCY.

871
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,980
THINK ABOUT IT, THIS IS THE

872
00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:20,980
FIRST TIME SINCE THE 90s WHEN

873
00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:22,980
MILITIA ENLISTMENT HAS GONE UP

874
00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:24,000
DURING A REPUBLICAN

875
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,900
ADMINISTRATION.

876
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:25,980
IT ALWAYS GOES UP DURING

877
00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:27,980
DEMOCRATS, DOWN DURING

878
00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:28,980
REPUBLICANS.

879
00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:29,980
>> Bill: MILITIA MEANING --

880
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:34,000
>> MEETING ANY SORT OF ARMED

881
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:35,980
ANTIGOVERNMENT GROUP.

882
00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:36,980
>> Bill: CLEARLY NOT A

883
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:38,980
GOVERNMENT GROUP, THESE ARE JUST

884
00:29:39,020 --> 00:29:39,980
GUYS IN THE WOODS.

885
00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:41,980
>> THIS IS TIMOTHY McVEIGH.

886
00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:42,980
>> Bill: THESE ARE GUYS

887
00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:47,000
PLAYING ARMY IN THE WOODS.

888
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,980
>> THERE ARE MORE POWERFUL.

889
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:50,980
>> Bill: THEY'RE NOT OFFICIAL

890
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:51,980
ENTITIES, THEY JUST BOUGHT

891
00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:54,980
CAMOUFLAGE AND THEY GO IN THE

892
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:55,980
WOODS.

893
00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:56,980
>> ANTIGOVERNMENT MILITIA.

894
00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:57,980
>> Bill: WHEN YOU SAY MILITIA

895
00:29:58,020 --> 00:30:00,000
AT SOUNDS VERY OFFICIAL.

896
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:07,980
>> I DON'T MEAN 1776 WITH THE

897
00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:08,980
TRI- CORN --

898
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:10,980
>> Bill: THEY ARE JUST GUYS

899
00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:12,000
WHO CAN'T GET LAID PLAYING IN

900
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,600
THE WOODS.

901
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,000
>> THEY ARE DOING A LOT MORE NO

902
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:16,020
NOW.

903
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:19,980
THAT'S THE THREAT, DO WE DO

904
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:21,580
PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATIONS, A

905
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
GENERAL STRIKE -- THEY HAVE A

906
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,020
PLAN.

907
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:25,000
IF THEY FEEL LIKE THIS

908
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,020
GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN STOLEN AND

909
00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:26,980
THEY ARE ALL THAT'S LEFT, THEY

910
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:29,980
HAVE THEIR AR-15 AND THEY HAVE

911
00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:32,980
PLANS POSSIBLY FOR THE NEXT

912
00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:34,940
OKLAHOMA CITY AND THEY HAVE SAID

913
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,020
IT.

914
00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:37,980
WE SAW THIS WITH THE ATTEMPTED

915
00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:38,980
KIDNAPPING OF THE GOVERNOR OF

916
00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:39,980
MICHIGAN.

917
00:30:40,020 --> 00:30:41,980
>> Bill: I MUST GO BACK TO

918
00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:44,980
JOHN VOIGHT.

919
00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:45,980
>> DO WE HAVE TO?

920
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:47,980
>> Bill: YES, BECAUSE HE

921
00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:49,640
SPEAKS FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE.

922
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:50,980
IF YOU THINK THEY ARE SATAN AND

923
00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:52,820
THIS IS A BIG PART OF KEWEENAW

924
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,980
WHICH IS NOW A BIG PART OF THE

925
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:55,980
REPUBLICAN BELIEF SYSTEM.

926
00:30:56,020 --> 00:31:00,000
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THE OTHER

927
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:08,980
SIDE ARE PEDOPHILE BABY EATERS.

928
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:11,980
THE BLOOD IS GOOD, THE BABY -- I

929
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:14,980
JUST PUSH THE BABY AROUND.

930
00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:15,980
>> IT'S A VERY ANTI-SEMITIC

931
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:16,980
TROPE THAT THEY ARE ALWAYS

932
00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:19,980
WORKING INTO THAT THEORY.

933
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:21,980
>> IT'S ALWAYS IN THERE.

934
00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:23,820
>> Bill: IT'S LIKE PAPRIKA, IT

935
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
NEVER HURTS TO THROW A LITTLE --

936
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,980
>> WHENEVER A BELL RINGS.

937
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:32,980
>> Bill: IT'S ALWAYS AS GOOD.

938
00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:35,980
THERE IS A MARCH THIS WEEKEND --

939
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,980
IS IT TOMORROW THAT IT STARTS?

940
00:31:38,020 --> 00:31:39,980
I KNOW THEY DON'T HAVE PERMITS

941
00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:41,980
BUT THEY ARE CALLING IT THE

942
00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:45,000
MILLION MAGA MARCH, I'M

943
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:45,020
EXPECTING 50,000 PEOPLE BASED ON

944
00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:47,980
HIS ESTIMATES.

945
00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:51,980
SAY IT IS A MILLION, THIS IS IN

946
00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:56,000
THE CITY OF WASHINGTON, D.C.

947
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:57,980
A BLACK CITY, THERE IS GOING TO

948
00:31:58,020 --> 00:32:03,000
BE COUNTER MARCHES AND GOOD,

949
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,020
MAYBE.

950
00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:06,980
MAYBE IT'S GOOD THESE PEOPLE GET

951
00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:08,980
A WHIFF OF THE GRAPESHOT BECAUSE

952
00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:09,980
I'M PUTTING MY MONEY ON BLACK

953
00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:15,980
LIVES MATTER IN THIS ONE.

954
00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:16,980
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

955
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:19,000
I THINK THEY ARE HARDER PEOPLE,

956
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:19,020
I JUST DO.

957
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,980
I THINK THE PROUD BOYS ARE GOING

958
00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:24,980
TO BE THE PANTS BOYS IF IT COMES

959
00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:26,980
TO THIS, IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE A

960
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:29,000
BLACK HAWK DOWN FOR THEM, THEY

961
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:29,020
CAME TO WASHINGTON AND THEY ARE

962
00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:32,980
SORRY THEY CAME.

963
00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:35,980
>> WE ARE BOTH THE KIDS OF

964
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:40,000
WORLD WAR II VETS --

965
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,020
>> Bill: ME TOO.

966
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,980
>> FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OUR

967
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:44,980
LIVES, THE COUNTRY NEEDS US, WE

968
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:48,980
NEED TO STAND TOGETHER EVEN WHEN

969
00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:50,980
THE ELECTION WAS LOST AND OUR

970
00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:52,980
SIDE, WE NEED TO START BEING FAR

971
00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:54,980
MORE GENEROUS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO

972
00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:57,000
HAVE SUPPORTED TRUMP AND NOT

973
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:57,020
KEEP THESE LISTS AND START

974
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:58,980
SAYING WE ARE GOING TO MAKE A

975
00:32:59,020 --> 00:32:59,980
BIGGER TENT, WE ARE GOING TO

976
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:00,980
START WORKING ACROSS THE AISLE

977
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:04,000
BECAUSE WE CAN'T GO ON LIKE

978
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,020
THIS.

979
00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:04,980
>> Bill: I'M GOING TO GET TO

980
00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:05,980
THAT AT THE END OF THE SHOW BUT

981
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:07,940
RIGHT NOW I WANT TO SAY ELECTION

982
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,980
DAY ALWAYS BRINGS NOT JUST THE

983
00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:11,980
WINNERS, THE BIG WINNERS.

984
00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:13,980
HERE IN CALIFORNIA, WE ARE THE

985
00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:14,980
KING OF THE PROPOSITION, WE KIND

986
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,980
OF INVENTED THIS IN AMERICA, WE

987
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:17,980
ARE RATHER PROUD OF IT --

988
00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:19,980
ALTHOUGH I HATED EVERY YEAR

989
00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:20,980
BECAUSE READING THE VOTER GUIDE

990
00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:23,980
TAKES ME TEN HOURS.

991
00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:24,980
BUT WE LIKE OUR PROPOSITIONS AND

992
00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:25,980
IT'S CAUGHT ON AROUND THE

993
00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:27,980
COUNTRY AND THE RESULTS ARE NOW

994
00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:28,980
IN FROM A LOT OF DIFFERENT

995
00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:30,980
STATES, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?

996
00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:34,980
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT STUFF.

997
00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:35,980
SOME OF THE PROPOSITIONS THAT

998
00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:37,980
WERE ON BALLOTS AROUND THE

999
00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:39,980
COUNTRY.

1000
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,980
FLORIDA HAS PASSED PROPOSITION T

1001
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,980
ILLEGAL TO KEEP YOUR SHOTGUN AND

1002
00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:49,000
CRYSTAL METH IN THE SAME DRAWER.

1003
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:49,840
MY HOME STATE.

1004
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,020
NEW JERSEY PASSED PROP 11, WHICH

1005
00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:50,980
ESTABLISHES CONTACT TRACING FOR

1006
00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:51,980
THOSE EXPOSED TO THE CAST OF

1007
00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:59,000
"JERSEY SHORE."

1008
00:33:59,000 --> 00:33:59,020
[LAUGHTER]

1009
00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:02,980
THIS WENT ON IN MY STATE.

1010
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:03,980
REAL HOUSEWIVES TO RECYCLE THEIR

1011
00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:09,000
OLD FACES.

1012
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:09,020
[LAUGHTER]

1013
00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:09,980
NORTH DAKOTA VOTED ON PROP 12,

1014
00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:10,980
WHICH OFFICIALLY CHANGES THE

1015
00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:16,000
STATE'S NAME TO THE REAL DAKOTA.

1016
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,020
[LAUGHTER]

1017
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:16,980
[APPLAUSE]

1018
00:34:17,020 --> 00:34:17,980
PORTLAND OREGON PASSED MEASURE

1019
00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:19,980
15, WHICH REPLACES THE CITY'S

1020
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:21,980
POLICE DEPARTMENT WITH DUDES WHO

1021
00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:22,980
PLAY ULTIMATE FRISBEE IN THE

1022
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:29,000
PARK.

1023
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:29,000
[LAUGHTER]

1024
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:29,020
[APPLAUSE]

1025
00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:31,000
TEXAS PASSED PROPOSITION 2.

1026
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:31,020
ALL DECISIONS ABOUT WHETHER TO

1027
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:33,000
HAVE A BABY ARE PRIVATE BETWEEN

1028
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:40,980
THE DOCTOR AND THE SLUT.

1029
00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:41,980
[LAUGHTER]

1030
00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:44,980
[APPLAUSE]

1031
00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:45,980
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING BEFORE I

1032
00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:47,980
HAD TO DO MY BIT?

1033
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:48,980
YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING

1034
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,000
TODAY -- WHAT IF BERNIE SANDERS

1035
00:34:53,000 --> 00:35:00,000
WAS THE CANDIDATE.

1036
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,020
IF THEY WENT THIS NUTS ABOUT

1037
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:02,000
CENTRIST OLD SLEEPY JOE?

1038
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,020
>> THEY AREN'T AFRAID OF SLEEPY

1039
00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:04,980
JOE, WE ALL HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT

1040
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,980
FOR A VERY GOOD REASON AND

1041
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,980
EVERYBODY WATCHED THAT MURDER, E

1042
00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:12,980
WHOLE COUNTRY ROSE UP AND

1043
00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:13,980
FOLLOWING THAT, THERE WERE 100

1044
00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:16,980
DAYS OF VIOLENCE.

1045
00:35:17,020 --> 00:35:18,980
EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS A TINY

1046
00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:20,000
PROPORTION OF THE

1047
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:20,960
DEMOCRATIC PARTY ELECTORATE AND

1048
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:21,980
EVEN THOUGH IT WAS INSPIRED BY

1049
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,980
THE MOST IMPORTANT BECAUSE WE

1050
00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:25,980
CAN IMAGINE, I THINK THEY ARE

1051
00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:28,980
SEEING THAT -- WHEN THEY SAY

1052
00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:30,980
EVIL, THEY ARE SEEING THAT AND

1053
00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:31,980
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND JOE IS

1054
00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:34,980
THEIR GUY.

1055
00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:37,980
>> Bill: THEY DEFINITELY DON'T

1056
00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:40,000
DON'T.

1057
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,960
IT'S A CERTAIN VICTORY, BUT WHEN

1058
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,980
YOU LOOK AT THE MARGINS -- WE

1059
00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:48,980
ALL KNOW THE POLLSTERS WERE

1060
00:35:49,020 --> 00:35:50,980
WRONG, THE COUNTRY LOOKED AT

1061
00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:53,000
TRUMP FOR FOUR YEARS AND HE WON

1062
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,980
BY THAT MUCH MORE THAN HILLARY.

1063
00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:56,980
DOESN'T THAT SAY MAYBE WE AREN'T

1064
00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:58,980
AS SEXIST AS WE THOUGHT?

1065
00:35:59,020 --> 00:35:59,980
IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE HILLARY

1066
00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:03,980
WAS A WOMAN, THEY VOTED FOR

1067
00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:05,980
BIDEN BY THIS MUCH MORE AFTER

1068
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:08,980
TRUMP FUCKED UP FOR THAT LONG.

1069
00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:11,980
>> THAT IS HOW YOU DEFEAT AN

1070
00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:15,000
INSURGENCY, YOU DON'T DO IT WITH

1071
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:15,020
STREET VIOLENCE.

1072
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:16,980
EVERY INSURGENT YOU KILL, YOU

1073
00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:17,980
MAKE ANOTHER HUNDRED.

1074
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:20,980
THIS IS WHAT MY DAD DID IN

1075
00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:22,980
WORLD WAR II, HE HUNTED WHAT WAS

1076
00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:24,980
CALLED WEREWOLVES WHICH WAS WHEN

1077
00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:25,980
THE REICH FELL, WHO WENT INTO

1078
00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:27,980
THE HILLS AND VOWED TO FIGHT THE

1079
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:29,980
ALLIES FOR 100 YEARS, YOU KNOW

1080
00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:31,980
HOW WE DEFEATED THAT INSURGENCY?

1081
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:32,980
WE REBUILT IN GERMANY.

1082
00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:33,980
THOSE GUYS CAME OUT OF THE HILLS

1083
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:35,980
AND THEY SAID FRITZ, I'VE GOT A

1084
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,980
JOB FOR YOU.

1085
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:40,980
AND IF WE WANT TO DEFUSE THIS

1086
00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:41,980
HOMEGROWN INSURGENCY, WE HAVE TO

1087
00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:42,980
GOVERN WELL.

1088
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:44,980
IF YOU LOOK AT THE U.S.

1089
00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:45,980
MILITARY'S COUNTERINSURGENCY

1090
00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:49,000
MANUAL, PEEL AWAY THE TACTICAL

1091
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,020
LAYERS, IT'S JUST A HANDBOOK FOR

1092
00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:50,980
GOOD GOVERNMENT.

1093
00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:54,980
>> WE NEED A MARSHALL PLAN FOR

1094
00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:55,980
WEST VIRGINIA?

1095
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:57,980
>> THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN

1096
00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:59,980
TALKING ABOUT EVER SINCE I'VE

1097
00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:01,000
BEEN ON THE SHOW.

1098
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:01,020
GLOBALIZATION HAS RIPPED HALF

1099
00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:07,980
THE HEART OF THIS COUNTRY AND

1100
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:09,980
AUTOMATION IS GOING TO RIP THE

1101
00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:11,980
OTHER HALF OUT AND IF WE DON'T

1102
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:13,700
GOVERNED BY WHAT AFFECTS THE

1103
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,980
MOST AMERICANS, THEN WE WILL

1104
00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:16,980
LOSE AGAIN AND FOUR YEARS.

1105
00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:17,980
>> Bill: IT'S TRUE, THE

1106
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:20,980
DEMOCRATS LOST THEIR BASE OF A

1107
00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:21,980
SPECIALLY WHITE WORKING-CLASS

1108
00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:22,980
VOTERS.

1109
00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:25,980
>> THANK YOU, RONALD REAGAN.

1110
00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:27,980
THE IRISH WERE NEVER REPUBLICANS

1111
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:28,980
IN THIS COUNTRY UNTIL

1112
00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:32,980
RONALD REAGAN CAME ALONG AND THE

1113
00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:33,980
WHITE WORKING CLASS, THE

1114
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,980
DEMOCRATS HAVE THE POLICIES THAT

1115
00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:37,820
SUPPORT THE SAFETY NET AND THE

1116
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,980
WORKING CLASS REALLY NEEDS.

1117
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:43,980
SOCIALLY, WE ARE VERY DIFFERENT

1118
00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:45,980
AND IT'S HEARTBREAKING FOR THE

1119
00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:46,980
DEMOCRATIC PARTY TO HAVE LOST

1120
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:48,980
ANY OF THE WORKING CLASS.

1121
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:49,980
>> Bill: HERE IS THE

1122
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:52,980
CONUNDRUM, YOU DON'T WANT TO

1123
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:53,980
FURTHER ALIENATE THE REPUBLICAN

1124
00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:54,980
BASE, THE REPUBLICAN VOTER.

1125
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:57,980
ON THE OTHER HAND, THE

1126
00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,980
REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP SO HAS THE

1127
00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:00,980
WITH HAND IN HOW POWER COMES

1128
00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:03,000
ABOUT IN THIS COUNTRY.

1129
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:04,980
AND IF WE GET BACK A LITTLE OF

1130
00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:07,980
IT WITH BIDEN -- HE WOULD NEED

1131
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:10,980
THE SENATE TO DO THIS -- BUT YOU

1132
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:12,980
NEED TO WHEN YOU HAVE A LITTLE

1133
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:15,980
OF THIS POWER, ESPECIALLY WHEN

1134
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:17,000
THINGS ARE SO STACKED AGAINST

1135
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:17,020
WITH THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE THE

1136
00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:23,980
WAY IT IS -- TWO SENATORS, FOUR

1137
00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:27,980
FROM THE FUCKING DAKOTAS.

1138
00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:29,980
IF THEY HAVE HOW MANY PEOPLE?

1139
00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:30,980
WITH THESE STRUCTURAL -- YOU

1140
00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:33,980
HAVE TO GET BACK TO POWER WHICH

1141
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:34,980
MEANS PACKING THE COURT, WHICH

1142
00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:36,980
MEANS ADDING PUERTO RICO AS A

1143
00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:39,000
STATE, YOU HAVE TO DO THOSE

1144
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
MOVES.

1145
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:42,960
THEY'VE SHOWN WITH MERRICK

1146
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:43,980
GARLAND AND NOW THIS AND

1147
00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:46,980
EVERYTHING ELSE TRUMP HAS DONE,

1148
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:47,980
NO CONSCIENCE ABOUT POWER.

1149
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:50,980
WE NEED TO GET BACK POWER.

1150
00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:53,980
WE ARE LIKE A DEER HUNTER, THEY

1151
00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:55,980
HAVE US IN THAT SHACK PLAYING

1152
00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:57,980
RUSSIAN ROULETTE, WE'VE GOT TO

1153
00:38:58,020 --> 00:38:59,980
GET MORE BULLETS IN THE GUN.

1154
00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:02,980
>> THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT IS TO

1155
00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:04,980
UNDERSTAND HOW DID TRUMP GET

1156
00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:05,980
ELECTED?

1157
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:07,980
EVERY FANATIC NO MATTER,

1158
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:08,980
COMMUNISTS, TALIBAN, ALWAYS

1159
00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:10,980
STARTS WITH THE KERNEL OF A

1160
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:13,980
LEGITIMATE CONCERN.

1161
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:16,980
PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR OBAMA VOTED

1162
00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:19,980
FOR TRUMP, MY AUNT TOO I LOVE IN

1163
00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:20,980
YONKERS, NEW YORK, VOTED FOR

1164
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:23,000
TRUMP, SHE'S NOT A FANATIC --

1165
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:23,020
WHY?

1166
00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:25,980
WE CAN FIX THESE PROBLEMS.

1167
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:27,980
THERE ARE ISSUES WE ALL AGREE

1168
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:28,980
ON.

1169
00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:29,980
NONE OF US WANT ILLEGAL

1170
00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:31,980
IMMIGRATION, WE JUST DON'T WANT

1171
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,980
TO TREAT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS LIKE

1172
00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:36,980
ANIMALS IN CAGES, RIGHT?

1173
00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:38,980
>> Bill: DEMOCRATS DID SAY A

1174
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:40,000
LOT OF THINGS DURING THE

1175
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,600
PRIMARIES.

1176
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,980
THEY MADE IT SOUND LIKE COME

1177
00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:46,000
ONE, COME ALL, AND YOU GET FREE

1178
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:46,020
HEALTH CARE.

1179
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:47,980
>> THERE WERE CERTAIN ELEMENTS

1180
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:48,980
OF OUR PARTY THAT SAID WE WANT

1181
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:49,980
TO GIVE PRISONERS THE RIGHT TO

1182
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:55,980
VOTE IN PRISON.

1183
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:56,980
>> Bill: WRITES, I KNOW.

1184
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,980
IT WILL BE NICE IF I CAN JUST

1185
00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,980
FANTASIZE FOR A MINUTE IF WE GOT

1186
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:03,980
BACK TO A PLACE WHERE WE DIDN'T

1187
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:04,980
HAVE TO OPERATE ALL THE TIME --

1188
00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:08,980
THIS IS WHAT DONALD TRUMP THINKS

1189
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:09,980
AND WE HAVE TO REACT TO THAT AS

1190
00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:11,980
OPPOSED TO JUST WHAT IS TRUE OR

1191
00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:14,000
NOT.

1192
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:14,020
DONALD TRUMP THINKS HE DIDN'T

1193
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:16,980
LOSE THE ELECTION.

1194
00:40:17,020 --> 00:40:21,000
>> FOR PEOPLE OUR AGE IT'S

1195
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:21,020
BIZARRE THAT DONALD TRUMP -- HIS

1196
00:40:21,020 --> 00:40:22,980
WHOLE LIFE HE WAS A JOKE.

1197
00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:24,980
>> Bill: BUT HE CONTROLS OUR

1198
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:25,980
THINKING, THAT WE HAVE TO

1199
00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:28,980
PRETEND ALL THE TIME.

1200
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:29,980
>> THE BEST WAY TO ISOLATE --

1201
00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:31,980
THAT'S THE THING YOU DO WITH AN

1202
00:40:32,020 --> 00:40:33,980
INSURGENT, YOU DON'T DESTROY

1203
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:35,980
THEM, YOU ISOLATE THEM.

1204
00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:36,980
MAO ZEDONG SAID THE INSURGENT IS

1205
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:39,980
THE FISH THAT SWIMS IN THE SEA

1206
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:40,980
OF PEASANTS, DRAIN THE SEA AND

1207
00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:42,980
DO THAT BY DELIVERING.

1208
00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:44,760
THAT'S HOW FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT

1209
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:45,020
BROUGHT ABOUT THIS LIBERAL WORLD

1210
00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:48,980
THAT WE ENJOY, HE DELIVERED.

1211
00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:51,980
SO WE HAVE CONCRETE RESULTS.

1212
00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:53,980
>> Bill: AGAIN, I AGREE WITH

1213
00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:54,980
ALL THIS BUT MAKING IT HAPPEN.

1214
00:40:55,020 --> 00:41:00,000
I WAS READING THIS WEEK ABOUT

1215
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
PARLER, DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARLER

1216
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:03,020
IS?

1217
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:05,980
>> HE'S ON IT, HE'S IN THE

1218
00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:07,980
MILITIA.

1219
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:10,000
>> Bill: IT'S TURNING INTO THE

1220
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,960
RIGHT WING TWITTER, THE RIGHT

1221
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,980
WING FACEBOOK.

1222
00:41:13,020 --> 00:41:15,980
IT SHOT TO NUMBER ONE ON THE

1223
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:19,000
APPLE STORE AND GOOGLE.

1224
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,980
IF YOU THINK IT'S BAD THAT WE

1225
00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:22,980
HAVE CURATED FEEDS NOW WHICH WE

1226
00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:24,980
DO OF COURSE, WE DON'T ALL SEE

1227
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,980
THE SAME NEWS, WE SEE THE

1228
00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:28,980
OPPOSITE NEWS, THAT'S WHY A VAST

1229
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:29,980
MAJORITY OF REPUBLICANS STILL

1230
00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:33,980
THINK TRUMP WON THE ELECTION.

1231
00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:34,980
NOW WE ARE GOING TO HAVE

1232
00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:36,980
DIFFERENT PLATFORMS APPARENTLY

1233
00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:38,980
AND I WAS CRITICIZING SOMEONE

1234
00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:43,980
LAST WEEK -- TWITTER THREW OFF

1235
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:45,980
THIS GUY, HE WAS ONE OF THE

1236
00:41:46,020 --> 00:41:46,980
HEADS OF HOMELAND SECURITY

1237
00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:47,980
GIVING HIS OPINION ABOUT THE

1238
00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:49,980
WALL AND MEXICANS AND IT WASN'T

1239
00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:51,980
MY OPINION BUT IT WAS AN

1240
00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:52,980
OPINION, IT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN

1241
00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:55,980
SHUT DOWN, THEY ARE DOING WELL.

1242
00:41:56,020 --> 00:41:57,820
NOW THESE PEOPLE OF COURSE ARE

1243
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:58,020
SAYING WE WILL GO START OUR OWN

1244
00:41:58,020 --> 00:42:00,980
AND THEY DID.

1245
00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:02,980
NOW WE AREN'T EVER GOING TO HEAR

1246
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,980
THE SAME INFORMATION.

1247
00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:05,980
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE ACHIEVE

1248
00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:07,980
THESE GOALS THAT YOU'RE TALKING

1249
00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:09,980
ABOUT WORTHY, THOUGH THEY ARE.

1250
00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:11,640
>> ONE OF THE THINGS WE CAN

1251
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,980
ACHIEVE IS LET PEOPLE HAVE A

1252
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:13,980
FORUM BUT MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHO

1253
00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:15,980
THEY ARE.

1254
00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:17,980
YOU'RE A HEALTH GUY, RIGHT?

1255
00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:19,980
IN THE 1970s, MY MOTHER

1256
00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:21,980
LOBBIED SO HARD TO GET

1257
00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:23,980
INGREDIENTS PUT ON THE BOXES OF

1258
00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:24,980
FOOD SHE WAS FEEDING HER CHILD.

1259
00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:26,980
THE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS NEED

1260
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,980
TO DO THAT BY PUTTING A CHECK

1261
00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:29,980
NEXT EVERY SINGLE MEMBER.

1262
00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:31,980
I HAD TO BE VENTED TO GO ON

1263
00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:32,980
TWITTER AND FACEBOOK, I'M SURE

1264
00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:34,980
YOU DID SO PEOPLE KNOW IT'S

1265
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,980
REALLY US.

1266
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:38,980
THAT NEEDS TO BE EVERY SINGLE

1267
00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:42,980
MEMBER SO I KNOW I'M NOT

1268
00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:45,980
LISTENING TO SERGEI AND IGOR IN

1269
00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:49,980
KALININGRAD.

1270
00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:52,000
>> IF WE WANT TO BRING BACK THE

1271
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,020
RIGHT, WE HAVE TO AT LEAST

1272
00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:54,980
PRETEND SLIGHTLY THAT EVERY

1273
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:57,980
SINGLE MAJOR NEWS NETWORK IS NOT

1274
00:42:58,020 --> 00:42:58,980
COMPLETELY LEFTIST.

1275
00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:00,980
I WAS TRYING TO WATCH THE

1276
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:01,980
RETURNS, EVERYONE IS CRYING, GO

1277
00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:04,980
TO MSNBC, THEY ARE CRYING TOO.

1278
00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:05,980
IF WE ARE CRYING ABOUT THE

1279
00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:10,000
RETURNS FROM ALLEGHENY COUNTY

1280
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:10,960
AND WE ARE EXPLICITLY SHOWING

1281
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,980
THAT OUR NEWSCASTERS ARE SO

1282
00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:14,980
COMPLETELY BIASED, OF COURSE THE

1283
00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:17,000
RIGHT IS GOING TO GO SOMEWHERE

1284
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:17,500
ELSE.

1285
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:18,980
OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE

1286
00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:20,980
THE TRADITIONAL NEWS.

1287
00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:21,980
"THE NEW YORK TIMES," FORGET IT.

1288
00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:25,000
IT HAS NOTHING TO SAY TO THE

1289
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,980
RIGHT, THAT'S THE POSITION THAT

1290
00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:29,980
OUR COUNTRY ACTUALLY NEEDS US,

1291
00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:31,980
WE ALL NEED TO GROW UP AND NEWS

1292
00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:33,980
GATHERING SOURCES NEED TO GROW

1293
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:34,980
UP, PEOPLE ON AIR, NO MORE

1294
00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:37,980
CRYING ON THE NEWS.

1295
00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:39,980
TELL YOU ABOUT SOMEBODY GETTING

1296
00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:40,980
BEHEADED AFTER SCHOOL,

1297
00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:42,980
ALLEGHENY COUNTY RETURNS, THEY

1298
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:44,980
HAVE TO BE TAKEN OUT ON A

1299
00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:46,980
STRETCHER.

1300
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:47,980
WE HAVE TO SUCK IT UP AND BE A

1301
00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:51,000
LITTLE LESS PARTISAN IN THE

1302
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:51,020
NEWS.

1303
00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:54,980
[APPLAUSE]

1304
00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:56,980
>> Bill: TO YOUR POINT ABOUT

1305
00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:59,980
ISSUES, MARIJUANA, MINIMUM WAGE,

1306
00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:00,980
MEDICAID.

1307
00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:01,980
WHEN DEMOCRATS RUN ON THOSE

1308
00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:05,000
ISSUES, THEY WIN AND THE EVEN

1309
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,980
WIN IN RED STATES.

1310
00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:12,980
THIS LAST ELECTION, NEW JERSEY,

1311
00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:15,000
ARIZONA, MONTANA, SOUTH DAKOTA

1312
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:15,020
MADE MARIJUANA LEGAL.

1313
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,980
EVEN MISSISSIPPI MADE IT LEGAL

1314
00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:20,980
FOR MEDICINAL.

1315
00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:22,980
TRUMP WON FLORIDA, BUT MINIMUM

1316
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:26,980
WAGE RAISED WON BIG IN FLORIDA

1317
00:44:27,020 --> 00:44:28,980
AND HE WAS AGAINST IT.

1318
00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:29,980
DURING THE 2018 MIDTERMS,

1319
00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:34,980
EXPANDING MEDICAID BENEFITS.

1320
00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:37,980
IDAHO, NEBRASKA, UTAH, CAN YOU

1321
00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:38,980
FIND MORE CONSERVATIVE TRIO OF

1322
00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:42,000
STATES THAN THAT?

1323
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
THE SECRET SAUCE IS NOT THAT

1324
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:45,020
SECRET.

1325
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:47,000
>> THE PROPOSITIONS ARE WHERE

1326
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:48,980
PEOPLE DON'T FEEL I BELONG TO

1327
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:49,980
REPUBLICANS OR I BELONG TO

1328
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:50,980
DEMOCRATS, THE PROPOSITIONS ARE

1329
00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:52,980
WHERE THEY CAN JUST SAY WHAT

1330
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:53,980
THEY BELIEVE AND THEY HAVE A LOT

1331
00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:56,980
OF COMMON BELIEFS.

1332
00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:58,980
>> Bill: THANK YOU, THIS WAS

1333
00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:00,980
REALLY ENLIGHTENING, THANKS FOR

1334
00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:04,980
COMING.

1335
00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:05,980
NOW IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES!

1336
00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:06,980
NEW RULE: SINCE MIKE PENCE

1337
00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:08,980
VANISHED FOR A WEEK AND CAME

1338
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:09,980
BACK WEARING A MASK, WE HAVE TO

1339
00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:17,000
ASSUME HE GOT HIS LIPS DONE.

1340
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:17,000
[LAUGHTER]

1341
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:17,960
HEY MIKE, DON'T STOP THERE - GET

1342
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:18,980
YOURSELF A KILLER RACK.

1343
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:19,980
BECAUSE AMERICA ALREADY HAS "AN

1344
00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:24,980
ASS THAT JUST WON'T QUIT."

1345
00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:26,000
[LAUGHTER]

1346
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:26,600
[APPLAUSE]

1347
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:27,980
NEW RULE: THE TRUMP WINERY HAS

1348
00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:29,980
TO COMMEMORATE THE ELECTION WITH

1349
00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:36,980
A SPECIAL VINTAGE, SOUR GRAPES.

1350
00:45:37,020 --> 00:45:37,980
[LAUGHTER]

1351
00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:41,000
WITH NOTES OF BITTER ORANGE,

1352
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:41,960
HORSESHIT, AND SOMETHING ERIC

1353
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,980
DROPPED IN THE BARREL, SOUR

1354
00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:45,980
GRAPES IS A FULL BODIED,

1355
00:45:46,020 --> 00:45:47,980
VOLUPTUOUS, DARE I SAY MORBIDLY

1356
00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:51,980
OBESE WINE THAT GOES WITH

1357
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:52,980
EVERYTHING FROM BURNT STEAK TO

1358
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:54,980
K.F.C.

1359
00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:56,980
ALSO AVAILABLE IN A SPARKLING

1360
00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:58,000
VARIETY, IF THEY CAN GET THE

1361
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:06,000
HOOKERS TO PEE IN IT.

1362
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,000
[LAUGHTER]

1363
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,020
[APPLAUSE]

1364
00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:06,980
NEW RULE: MCDONALD'S MUST STOP

1365
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:07,980
TRYING TO COME UP WITH HEALTHY

1366
00:46:08,020 --> 00:46:08,980
OPTIONS LIKE THEIR NEW MCPLANT

1367
00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:10,980
SANDWICH, AND JUST LEAN INTO

1368
00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:12,980
BEING MCDONALD'S.

1369
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:13,980
"MCDONALD'S, THE GREASY,

1370
00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:15,980
HIGH-CALORIE JUNK FOOD FOR WHEN

1371
00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:17,980
YOU WANT TO HATE FUCK YOUR MOUTH

1372
00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:21,980
WITH GARBAGE BECAUSE EVERYTHING

1373
00:46:22,020 --> 00:46:22,980
IN YOUR LIFE SAYS, "AH, FUCK

1374
00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:28,980
IT."

1375
00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:30,880
BESIDES, MCDONALD'S ALREADY HAS

1376
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:31,980
A MCPLANT.

1377
00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:36,980
THEY'RE CALLED "FRENCH FRIES."

1378
00:46:37,020 --> 00:46:37,980
[LAUGHTER]

1379
00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:38,980
NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO TELL

1380
00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:39,980
IPHONE - ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE

1381
00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:41,980
"HIDDEN FEATURES."

1382
00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:43,980
THE LATEST IS THEIR "TOUCH

1383
00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:45,980
SENSITIVE SECRET BUTTON."

1384
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:47,000
GOOD LUCK WAITING FOR MEN TO

1385
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:56,000
FIND THAT.

1386
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:56,600
[LAUGHTER]

1387
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,000
[APPLAUSE]

1388
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:01,020
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1389
00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:01,980
NEW RULE: SOMEONE MUST TELL RUDY

1390
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:02,980
GIULIANI, WHO'S BEEN OUT

1391
00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:04,980
PROMOTING UNSUBSTANTIATED

1392
00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:05,980
CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT THE

1393
00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:08,980
INTEGRITY OF OUR ELECTORAL

1394
00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:09,980
PROCESS - YOU MIGHT BE TAKEN A

1395
00:47:10,020 --> 00:47:11,980
LITTLE MORE SERIOUSLY IF THE

1396
00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:12,980
LAST TIME WE SAW YOU YOU WEREN'T

1397
00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:14,980
LYING ON A BED FUMBLING FOR YOUR

1398
00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:21,980
DICK.

1399
00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:23,000
[LAUGHTER]

1400
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:23,000
[APPLAUSE]

1401
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:23,020
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1402
00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:24,980
WITH TWO SENATE SEATS IN GEORGIA

1403
00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:25,980
STILL POSSIBLE - SEATS THAT WILL

1404
00:47:26,020 --> 00:47:26,980
MAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

1405
00:47:27,020 --> 00:47:28,980
GRIDLOCK AND PROGRESS -

1406
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:29,980
DEMOCRATS MUST FIGURE OUT WHY SO

1407
00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:32,980
MANY VOTERS STILL SAY TO THEM

1408
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:33,980
"YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH, YOU'RE

1409
00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:35,940
SMART ENOUGH, BUT DOGGONE IT, WE

1410
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:41,980
DON'T LIKE YOU."

1411
00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:43,980
[APPLAUSE]

1412
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:44,980
UNDER THE HEADLINE "SOMETHING

1413
00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:46,980
WENT WRONG," THE NEW YORK TIMES

1414
00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:47,980
DESCRIBED A POST-ELECTION

1415
00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:48,980
CONFERENCE CALL BETWEEN

1416
00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:51,980
DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADERS WHERE

1417
00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:52,980
THEY "WEPT, CURSED AND TRADED

1418
00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:54,980
BLAME."

1419
00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:59,980
WAIT, I THOUGHT WE WON THIS ONE.

1420
00:48:00,020 --> 00:48:01,640
WHICH WE DID, AND YES, DING

1421
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,020
[LAUGHTER]

1422
00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:04,000
DONG, THE WHINY LITTLE BITCH IS

1423
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,980
DEAD, CELEBRATION IS IN ORDER:

1424
00:48:07,020 --> 00:48:07,980
WE TOOK A BIG STEP TOWARD SAVING

1425
00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:09,980
DEMOCRACY, AND IN THE PROCESS

1426
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:16,980
LOST 280 POUNDS OF UGLY FAT.

1427
00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:20,980
AALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY LAST FAT

1428
00:48:21,020 --> 00:48:21,980
JOKE ABOUT TRUMP FOR THE NEXT

1429
00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:23,000
5 MINUTES.

1430
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:23,020
BUT DEMOCRATS WERE SUPPOSED TO

1431
00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:23,980
FLIP THE SENATE, AND DIDN'T;

1432
00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:24,980
SUPPOSED TO FLIP STATE

1433
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:25,980
LEGISLATURES - NOT A ONE; AND

1434
00:48:26,020 --> 00:48:26,980
THEY LOST SEATS IN THE HOUSE.

1435
00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:28,980
IN A YEAR THAT WAS SO MUCH ABOUT

1436
00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:30,980
MAKING PEOPLE AWARE OF RACISM,

1437
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:32,980
THEIR SHARE OF MINORITY VOTES

1438
00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:34,980
WENT DOWN.

1439
00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:36,940
THE MESSAGE TO DEMOCRATS FROM SO

1440
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:37,980
MUCH OF THE COUNTRY SEEMED TO

1441
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:38,980
BE, "WE DON'T LIKE TRUMP, BUT WE

1442
00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:40,820
STILL CAN'T BRING OURSELVES TO

1443
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,980
VOTE FOR YOU."

1444
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:44,980
IF CRACKER JACK WAS MADE OF

1445
00:48:45,020 --> 00:48:46,980
POPCORN AND DOG SHIT AND HALF

1446
00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:49,980
THE PEOPLE THREW OUT THE

1447
00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:50,980
POPCORN, POPCORN SHOULD WANT TO

1448
00:48:51,020 --> 00:48:57,980
KNOW WHY.

1449
00:48:58,020 --> 00:48:58,980
LIBERALS CAN EITHER WRITE OFF

1450
00:48:59,020 --> 00:48:59,980
HALF THE COUNTRY AS

1451
00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,980
IRREDEEMABLE, OR THEY CAN ASK,

1452
00:49:02,020 --> 00:49:03,980
WHAT IS IT ABOUT A "D" NEXT TO A

1453
00:49:04,020 --> 00:49:04,980
CANDIDATE'S NAME THAT MAKES IT

1454
00:49:05,020 --> 00:49:07,980
SO TOXIC?

1455
00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:08,980
LET'S ASK RUBEN GALLEGO - HE'S A

1456
00:49:09,020 --> 00:49:10,980
CONGRESSMAN FROM ARIZONA AND HE

1457
00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:11,980
WAS ASKED HOW HIS DEMOCRATS

1458
00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:12,980
COULD DO A BETTER JOB CONNECTING

1459
00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:15,980
TO LATINOS.

1460
00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:17,980
HE SAID "FIRST, START BY NOT

1461
00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:20,980
USING THE TERM LATINX."

1462
00:49:21,020 --> 00:49:23,000
WHICH THE VAST MAJORITY OF

1463
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:23,960
LATINOS HAVE NEVER HEARD OF, AND

1464
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:24,980
WHEN THEY DO, DON'T LIKE.

1465
00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:26,980
WHO LIKES IT?

1466
00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:28,980
PANDERING, WHITE POLITICIANS WHO

1467
00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:31,980
MISTAKE TWITTER FOR REAL PEOPLE

1468
00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:33,980
AND DON'T GET IT THAT LATINX IS

1469
00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:36,000
LIKE "FETCH": YOU CAN TRY TO

1470
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,000
MAKE IT HAPPEN, BUT IT'S NEVER

1471
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:44,000
GOING TO.

1472
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:44,020
[APPLAUSE]

1473
00:49:44,020 --> 00:49:44,980
VIRGINIA CONGRESSWOMAN ABIGAIL

1474
00:49:45,020 --> 00:49:45,980
SPANBERGER SAID AFTER THE

1475
00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:46,980
ELECTION.

1476
00:49:47,020 --> 00:49:48,980
"IF WE ARE CLASSIFYING TUESDAY

1477
00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:49,980
AS A SUCCESS, WE WILL GET

1478
00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:53,980
FUCKING TORN APART AGAIN IN

1479
00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:56,980
2022," URGING MEMBERS NOT TO

1480
00:49:57,020 --> 00:49:59,980
-- AND THAT'S A CONGRESS ONE --

1481
00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:00,980
TALK ABOUT DEFUNDING THE POLICE.

1482
00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:02,980
JAMES CLYBURN AGREED: "'DEFUND

1483
00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:03,980
THE POLICE' IS KILLING OUR

1484
00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:06,980
PARTY" HE SAID.

1485
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:08,980
PENNSYLVANIA DEMOCRAT CONNOR

1486
00:50:09,020 --> 00:50:10,980
LAMB SAYS DEMOCRATIC RHETORIC

1487
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:11,980
"NEEDS TO BE DIALED BACK.

1488
00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:13,980
IT NEEDS TO BE ROOTED IN COMMON

1489
00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:16,980
SENSE."

1490
00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:22,000
THANK YOU.

1491
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:22,020
THANK YOU.

1492
00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:22,980
THERE, IN MY OPINION, IS THE

1493
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,980
CRUX OF THE PROBLEM: DEMOCRATS

1494
00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:25,980
TOO OFTEN DON'T COME ACROSS AS

1495
00:50:26,020 --> 00:50:27,980
HAVING COMMON SENSE TO A HUGE

1496
00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:29,980
SWATH OF AMERICANS - AND THESE

1497
00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:30,980
ARE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN

1498
00:50:31,020 --> 00:50:37,000
Q-ANON.

1499
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:37,020
[LAUGHTER]

1500
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:37,980
BUT AS I'VE SAID BEFORE,

1501
00:50:38,020 --> 00:50:38,980
POLITICS IN THIS COUNTRY IS

1502
00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:39,980
BINARY; YOU HAVE TO WEAR

1503
00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:40,980
EVERYTHING ANYONE ON YOUR SIDE

1504
00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:44,980
DOES.

1505
00:50:45,020 --> 00:50:45,980
REPUBLICANS ARE "THE PARTY OF"

1506
00:50:46,020 --> 00:50:47,980
DON'T WEAR A MASK AND KIDS IN

1507
00:50:48,020 --> 00:50:49,980
CAGES AND LOCK HER UP, AND

1508
00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:52,980
DEMOCRATS ARE "THE PARTY OF"

1509
00:50:53,020 --> 00:50:53,980
EVERY HYPERSENSITIVE,

1510
00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:56,980
SOCIAL-JUSTICE WARRIOR, WOKE,

1511
00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:59,980
BULLSHIT STORY IN THE NEWS.

1512
00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:00,980
THE PARTY THAT DISAPPEARS

1513
00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:02,980
PEOPLE.

1514
00:51:03,020 --> 00:51:03,980
OR TRIES TO.

1515
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:05,980
OR MAKES THEM APOLOGIZE FOR

1516
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:08,980
RIDICULOUS THINGS.

1517
00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:11,000
ANNE HATHAWAY APOLOGIZED LAST

1518
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,980
WEEK BECAUSE IN HER NEW MOVIE,

1519
00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:15,980
SHE PLAYS A WITCH - A FICTIONAL

1520
00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:16,980
CHARACTER - THAT HAS THREE

1521
00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:17,980
CLAW-LIKE FINGERS.

1522
00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:19,980
AND THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO "PEOPLE

1523
00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:23,980
WITH LIMB DIFFERENCES."

1524
00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:25,980
THE WEEK BEFORE THE NHL'S

1525
00:51:26,020 --> 00:51:27,980
ARIZONA COYOTES DROPPED A PLAYER

1526
00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:29,980
AFTER IT CAME OUT IN THE PRESS

1527
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:30,980
THAT WHEN HE WAS IN 8TH GRADE HE

1528
00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:32,980
BULLIED A DISABLED KID.

1529
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:34,980
YES, THAT'S A BAD THING TO DO,

1530
00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:35,980
BUT ARE WE REALLY GOING AFTER

1531
00:51:36,020 --> 00:51:36,980
PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY DID IN

1532
00:51:37,020 --> 00:51:39,980
MIDDLE SCHOOL NOW?

1533
00:51:40,020 --> 00:51:41,980
DEMOCRATS ALREADY LOST SEATS FOR

1534
00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:42,980
GOING AFTER WHAT BRETT KAVANAUGH

1535
00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:45,980
DID IN HIGH SCHOOL.

1536
00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:48,980
COMMON SENSE.

1537
00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:50,980
LAST YEAR I READ ABOUT HOW NBC

1538
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:51,980
HELD AN "EMERGENCY MEETING" TO

1539
00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:52,980
DETERMINE IF MARIO LOPEZ SHOULD

1540
00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:55,980
BE FIRED FROM HIS JOB AT ACCESS

1541
00:51:56,020 --> 00:51:56,980
HOLLYWOOD.

1542
00:51:57,020 --> 00:51:57,980
I THOUGHT, "HOLY SHIT, DID HE

1543
00:51:58,020 --> 00:51:59,980
SEXUALLY ASSAULT SOMEONE?"

1544
00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:01,980
NO, HE WENT ON A PODCAST AND,

1545
00:52:02,020 --> 00:52:02,980
WHEN THE HOST BROUGHT UP THE

1546
00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:05,000
TREND OF LIBERAL PARENTS LETTING

1547
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,980
TODDLERS PICK THEIR GENDER

1548
00:52:08,020 --> 00:52:08,980
IDENTITY, HE SAID "MY GOD, IF

1549
00:52:09,020 --> 00:52:10,980
YOU'RE THREE YEARS OLD AND

1550
00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:11,980
YOU'RE SAYING.

1551
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:13,940
YOU THINK YOU'RE A BOY OR A GIRL

1552
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:14,980
I JUST THINK IT'S DANGEROUS AS A

1553
00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:15,980
PARENT TO MAKE THAT

1554
00:52:16,020 --> 00:52:17,980
DETERMINATION."

1555
00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:20,980
CUE THE GROVELING APOLOGY,

1556
00:52:21,020 --> 00:52:23,980
FOLLOWED BY AMERICA SAYING "UH,

1557
00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:25,980
I THINK MARIO IS RIGHT - MAYBE

1558
00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:26,980
KIDS SHOULDN'T MAKE BIG LIFE

1559
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:28,980
DECISIONS WHILE YOU STILL NEED

1560
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:29,980
TO MAKE CHOO CHOO NOISES TO GET

1561
00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:35,980
FOOD IN THEIR MOUTH."

1562
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:38,000
[LAUGHTER]

1563
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:38,600
[APPLAUSE]

1564
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,980
I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY - CITE

1565
00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:42,980
STORIES BIG AND SMALL THAT ARE

1566
00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:44,980
ENDLESSLY ON PEOPLE'S NEWS FEEDS

1567
00:52:45,020 --> 00:52:47,980
THAT ADD UP TO A CONSTANT DRIP

1568
00:52:48,020 --> 00:52:49,980
DRIP DRIP OF "THESE PEOPLE ARE

1569
00:52:50,020 --> 00:52:51,980
NUTS."

1570
00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:54,980
EVERYBODY HEARD ABOUT THAT STORY

1571
00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:55,980
OUT OF SAN FRANCISCO ABOUT A GUY

1572
00:52:56,020 --> 00:52:56,980
WHO GOT ON A CROWDED ELEVATOR

1573
00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:57,980
WITH A FEMALE PROFESSOR, AND

1574
00:52:58,020 --> 00:52:59,980
WHEN SHE ASKED WHAT FLOOR, HE

1575
00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:02,980
SAID "WOMEN'S LINGERIE."

1576
00:53:03,020 --> 00:53:06,000
YOU KNOW, A LITTLE JOKE.

1577
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:06,020
FOR WHICH HE EARNED A FORMAL

1578
00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:07,980
COMPLAINT BECAUSE IT LEFT HER

1579
00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:08,980
"SHAKEN."

1580
00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:10,980
SHAKEN?

1581
00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:13,980
WHO ARE THESE JELLYFISH?

1582
00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:14,980
LIKE THE WOMAN WHO ALMOST

1583
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:16,520
DERAILED BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN

1584
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:17,020
BECAUSE HE KISSED THE BACK OF

1585
00:53:17,020 --> 00:53:18,980
HER HEAD BEFORE SHE WENT OUT TO

1586
00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:20,980
MAKE A SPEECH.

1587
00:53:21,020 --> 00:53:21,980
SHE SAID "HER BRAIN COULDN'T

1588
00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:24,980
PROCESS WHAT WAS HAPPENING."

1589
00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:25,980
REALLY?

1590
00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:26,980
YOUR BRAIN COULDN'T PROCESS THAT

1591
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:28,460
- LIKE STRING THEORY, OR

1592
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,980
WORMHOLES?

1593
00:53:32,020 --> 00:53:33,980
AN OLD MAN WAS TRYING TO SHOW

1594
00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:37,980
SUPPORT IN HIS OLD MAN WAY.

1595
00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:40,000
SHE SAID SHE WAS "EMBARRASSED,

1596
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000
SHOCKED, CONFUSED" - WELL, THEN

1597
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:49,980
THE OUTSIDE WORLD ISN'T FOR YOU;

1598
00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:51,000
[LAUGHTER]

1599
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:51,000
[APPLAUSE]

1600
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:51,020
AND CERTAINLY, RUNNING THE WORLD

1601
00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:52,980
ISN'T.

1602
00:53:53,020 --> 00:53:53,980
I TALKED TO A GUY IN THE MIDWEST

1603
00:53:54,020 --> 00:53:55,980
ONCE WHO TOLD ME THIS STORY

1604
00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:57,940
ABOUT THE DAY HE WENT OUT TO HIS

1605
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:58,960
CAR IN THE SUPERMARKET PARKING

1606
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,560
LOT, BUT COULDN'T BACK OUT

1607
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:01,980
BECAUSE A MOTHER AND HER VERY

1608
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:04,980
YOUNG DAUGHTER WERE STANDING

1609
00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:06,980
BEHIND HIS CAR, WHICH WAS NEXT

1610
00:54:07,020 --> 00:54:07,980
TO THEIR CAR, WHICH HAD A

1611
00:54:08,020 --> 00:54:09,980
HILLARY BUMPER STICKER ON IT.

1612
00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:11,980
AND THE LITTLE GIRL WAS

1613
00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:12,980
SCREAMING AT HER MOTHER, WHO WAS

1614
00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:13,980
PROFUSELY APOLOGIZING TO THE

1615
00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:16,980
CHILD.

1616
00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:17,980
AND HE SAID TO ME, "I JUST CAN'T

1617
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:18,980
LET PEOPLE LIKE THAT TAKE OVER

1618
00:54:19,020 --> 00:54:21,000
THIS COUNTRY."

1619
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:22,980
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE VOTE ON; NOT

1620
00:54:23,020 --> 00:54:24,980
POLICY.

1621
00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:25,980
DEMOCRATS KEPT SAYING IN THE

1622
00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:27,980
CAMPAIGN, "YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY

1623
00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:29,700
THINK TRUMP IS PREFERABLE TO

1624
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,980
WHAT WE'RE SELLING," AND MANY

1625
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:32,980
VOTERS KEEP SAYING "YES.

1626
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:33,980
WE.

1627
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,980
CAN.

1628
00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:37,980
IN FACT, OUR PRIMARY REASON

1629
00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:38,980
VOTING FOR HIM IS TO CREATE A

1630
00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:41,980
BULWARK AGAINST YOU.

1631
00:54:42,020 --> 00:54:43,980
BECAUSE YOUR SIDE THINKS SILENCE

1632
00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:46,980
IS VIOLENCE, AND LOOTING IS NOT.

1633
00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:47,980
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE PARTY OF

1634
00:54:48,020 --> 00:54:49,980
CHASING SPEAKERS OFF COLLEGE

1635
00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:51,980
CAMPUSES AND MAKING EVERYONE

1636
00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:53,980
WALK ON EGGSHELLS AND REPLACING

1637
00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:55,980
"LET'S NOT SEE COLOR' WITH

1638
00:54:56,020 --> 00:55:03,000
"LET'S SEE IT ALWAYS AND

1639
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:03,020
EVERYWHERE.'"

1640
00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:03,980
FORMERLY THE

1641
00:55:04,020 --> 00:55:04,980
POSITION OF THE KU KLUX KLAN.

1642
00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:05,980
IT WOULD BE SO EASY TO WIN

1643
00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:06,980
ELECTIONS IF WE'D JUST DROPPED

1644
00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:07,980
THIS SHIT.

1645
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:09,980
DEMOCRATS NEED TO LISTEN TO OUR

1646
00:55:10,020 --> 00:55:15,980
NEW PRESIDENT-ELECT'S OLD BOSS,

1647
00:55:16,020 --> 00:55:16,980
>> "THIS IDEA OF PURITY AND

1648
00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:17,980
YOU'RE NEVER COMPROMISED, AND

1649
00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:18,980
YOU'RE ALWAYS POLITICALLY WOKE

1650
00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:19,980
AND ALL THAT STUFF -- YOU SHOULD

1651
00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:24,000
GET OVER THAT QUICKLY, QUICKLY.

1652
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,020
>> Bill: QUICKLY.

1653
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:27,020
LIKE BEFORE THEY VOTE IN

1654
00:55:27,020 --> 00:55:28,000
GEORGIA.

1655
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:38,000
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1656
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:47,000
I WANT TO THANK MAX BROOKS,

1657
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:59,980
CAITLIN FLANAGAN, AND JENNA

1658
00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:00,980
ELLIS.

1659
00:56:01,020 --> 00:56:02,760
WILL WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK,