1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,980 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:08,020 --> 00:00:12,000 >> START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,980 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:29,000 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:39,980 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:41,980 >> Bill: THANK YOU, MY 7 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:45,000 APPROPRIATELY SPACED PEOPLE. 8 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:45,020 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 9 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:46,980 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 10 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:51,000 I APPRECIATE IT. 11 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:51,960 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 12 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:52,980 LOOK AT YOU, YOU DID IT, YOU 13 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:55,980 CAME OUT, YOU BRAVED THE 14 00:00:56,020 --> 00:00:57,980 PANDEMIC, I APPRECIATE IT, 15 00:00:58,020 --> 00:01:00,980 THANK YOU. 16 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:04,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 17 00:01:05,020 --> 00:01:09,980 FOUR DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION, 18 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:11,000 AS A STORMY DANIELS ONCE SAID, 19 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:18,980 LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. 20 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:20,980 [LAUGHTER] 21 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:23,980 EVERYTHING IS GOING ON AT ONCE. 22 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:24,980 THE ELECTION AND FUCKING 23 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:26,980 HALLOWEEN TOMORROW, THERE'S A 24 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,980 FULL MOON, WE'VE GOT TO SET OUR 25 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:32,980 CLOCKS BACK, CAN WE DO THAT? 26 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:34,980 MELANIA LOVES THAT, SHE GETS AN 27 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:36,980 EXTRA HOUR OF PRETENDING SHE'S 28 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:39,000 ASLEEP. 29 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:39,020 [LAUGHTER] 30 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:42,980 [APPLAUSE] 31 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:46,980 BUT THIS ELECTION, OVER 32 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:49,980 80 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE VOTED 33 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:51,980 ALREADY. 34 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,980 THAT'S WOW. 35 00:01:54,020 --> 00:01:54,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 36 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:55,980 AND THE SUPREME COURT SAYS IT'S 37 00:01:56,020 --> 00:02:00,980 EVEN MAY BE COUNTED. 38 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:03,980 WE NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE THIS 39 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:05,980 AMOUNT OF EARLY VOTING AND IT'S 40 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:06,980 GOOD, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, 41 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:12,000 THE EARLY BIRD VOTES OUT THE 42 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,500 WORM. 43 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:12,980 [APPLAUSE] 44 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:13,020 [LAUGHTER] 45 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:15,000 HOW ABOUT A BIG THANK YOU TO THE 46 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:16,980 POSTAL WORKERS OF AMERICA? 47 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:18,980 I KNOW THEY GET A LOT OF SHIT, 48 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:20,980 THEY DON'T DESERVE IT. 49 00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:21,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 50 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:23,880 TRUMP TRIED TO MAKE IT HARD FOR 51 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,980 THEM, TRUMP HAS NOT BEEN THIS 52 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:26,980 SCARED OF THE MALES SINCE THE 53 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:28,980 DRAFT. 54 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:32,980 [LAUGHTER] 55 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,980 NOT THAT HE'S GIVING UP, THERE'S 56 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:35,980 A LOT OF VOTER INTIMIDATION 57 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:37,980 GOING ON OUT THERE, HAVE YOU 58 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:40,980 SEEN THAT ON THE NEWS? 59 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:42,820 A LOT OF TRUMP THUGS HARASSING 60 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,980 LIKELY BIDEN VOTERS, "POLL 61 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:48,980 WATCHERS" THEY CALL THEMSELVES. 62 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:51,980 IF YOU SEE ONE OF THESE POLL 63 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:52,980 WATCHERS, POINT AT YOUR CROTCH 64 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:55,000 AND GO "YOU KNOW WHAT? 65 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:02,980 YOU CAN WATCH THIS POLE." 66 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:03,980 TRUMP HAS BEEN HAVING -- IS THIS 67 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:05,980 A COINCIDENCE? 68 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,980 HE'S BEEN HAVING THREE RALLIES A 69 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:09,980 DAY AND ALSO COVID-19 INFECTION 70 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:11,940 RATES ARE THE HIGHEST EVER, IT'S 71 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 ALMOST AS IF SOMEONE HAS BEEN 72 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:14,020 TRAVELING AROUND THE COUNTRY 73 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:16,000 SUPER SPREADING. 74 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:16,020 [LAUGHTER] 75 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:20,980 [APPLAUSE] 76 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:22,980 TRUMP'S LIKE IF I'M GOING DOWN, 77 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:24,980 I'M TAKING EVERYBODY WITH ME. 78 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,980 BUT NOT HERE IN CALIFORNIA, OUR 79 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:27,980 RATE IS LOW COMPARED TO THE REST 80 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:29,980 OF THE COUNTRY, BECAUSE HE 81 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:33,000 DOESN'T COME HERE! 82 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:33,020 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 83 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:37,980 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T COME HERE! 84 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:38,980 IF WE WANT COVID TO HEAR, WILL 85 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:41,980 NOT GET IT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY 86 00:03:42,020 --> 00:03:46,980 FROM JUSTIN TURNER. 87 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,980 IT WENT ALL THROUGH THE 88 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,980 WHITE HOUSE, NOW MIKE PENCE, 89 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:52,640 THERE WAS A BIG OUTBREAK IN 90 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,980 MIKE PENCE'S OFFICE, FIVE OF HIS 91 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:56,980 AIDES TESTED POSITIVE AND HIS 92 00:03:57,020 --> 00:04:01,000 FLY IS ON A VENTILATOR. 93 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:01,020 [LAUGHTER] 94 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:03,980 [APPLAUSE] 95 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:06,980 I LOVE THIS STORY, PHIL COLLINS, 96 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:08,980 THE LATEST MUSICIAN -- A LOT OF 97 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,980 THEM HAVE HAD TO TELL TRUMP STOP 98 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:11,980 USING MY MUSIC. 99 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:13,980 THE ROLLING STONES DID THIS, 100 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:15,980 AEROSMITH HAD TO TELL HIM, NEIL 101 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:17,980 YOUNG, ELTON JOHN, IT IS NOT 102 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:20,980 EASY BEING A BABY BOOMER TRUMP 103 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:22,980 FAN, YOUR ENTIRE PLAYLIST HATES 104 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:23,980 YOU. 105 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:24,980 [LAUGHTER] 106 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:27,980 [APPLAUSE] 107 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:30,980 AND OF COURSE, WE HAVE A NEW 108 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:33,980 SUPREME COURT JUSTICE, AMY CONEY 109 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:37,000 BARRETT WAS SWORN IN ON MONDAY, 110 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:38,980 THE NEWEST SUPREME COURT JUDGE 111 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,980 AND THIS WAS EIGHT DAYS BEFORE 112 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:41,980 AN ELECTION. 113 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:42,980 WOW. 114 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:43,980 THAT'S LIKE MARRYING A WOMAN 115 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:49,000 AFTER HER WATER BREAKS. 116 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:49,600 [LAUGHTER] 117 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:50,020 [APPLAUSE] 118 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:51,980 AND SHE WENT TO THE COURT THE 119 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:54,980 OTHER DAY, RUTH BADER GINSBURG 120 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:59,000 STILL HAD STUFF IN THE FRIDGE. 121 00:04:59,000 --> 00:04:59,020 WHAT? 122 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:02,980 WHAT WAS SO WRONG ABOUT THAT 123 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:04,000 ONE? 124 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,020 [LAUGHTER] 125 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:08,000 WE'VE GOT TO GET THE FULL CROWD 126 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:09,000 THERE'S ALWAYS GOOD TO BE 20 127 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 BACK. 128 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000 WITH A STICK UP THEIR ASS. 129 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:13,020 [LAUGHTER] 130 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:13,980 THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL WITH 131 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:17,000 THE SUPREME COURT ON 132 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:17,020 ROE VS. WADE, GETTING 133 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:17,980 OVERTURNED. 134 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:20,980 I WAS DRIVING TO WORK TODAY, I 135 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:24,980 PASSED A PLANNED PARENTHOOD, 136 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,980 THEY HAD A SIGN OUT FRONT THAT 137 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:27,980 SAID "NOW PROVIDING ANAL 138 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:32,980 BLEACHING." 139 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:33,980 [LAUGHTER] 140 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:35,980 THIS IS IT! 141 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:43,000 OH, EIG ANAL BLEACHING IS OKAY T 142 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:43,020 RUTH BADER GINSBURG'S 143 00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:46,980 REFRIGERATOR IS OUT-OF-BOUNDS. 144 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:48,980 I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND -- THIS IS 145 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:49,980 AT, DID YOU VOTE? 146 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:50,980 ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE? 147 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:51,980 THIS IS THE MOMENT, I'M NOT 148 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:55,000 GOING TO SEE YOU AGAIN UNTIL 149 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:55,020 AFTER. 150 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:58,980 I'LL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE. 151 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:00,980 VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE AND BY THE 152 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:03,000 WAY, FOR THIS ELECTION, IF YOU 153 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:03,020 VOTED THIRD PARTY, WE'RE GOING 154 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:07,980 TO GIVE YOU A STICKER THAT SAYS 155 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:15,000 "I FARTED." 156 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:15,020 OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW 157 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:15,980 JOHN HEILEMANN AND LIS SMITH ARE 158 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:16,980 HERE, AND A LITTLE LATER WE'LL 159 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:18,000 BE SPEAKING WITH AUTHOR: DAVID 160 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,020 SANGER. 161 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:18,980 BUT FIRST, HE'S THE FORMER 162 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:19,980 DEMOCRATIC SENATOR FROM 163 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:20,980 MINNESOTA WHO NOW HOSTS THE AL 164 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:24,980 FRANKEN PODCAST: AL FRANKEN. 165 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:31,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 166 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:31,020 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 167 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:33,980 >> THANK YOU. 168 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:38,980 >> Bill: LOOK AT THAT. 169 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:39,980 YOUR PAPERS ARE STICKING OUT OF 170 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:40,980 YOUR POCKET. 171 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:42,980 >> BY THE WAY, THANKS FOR THE 172 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:45,980 FREE COVID TEST. 173 00:06:46,020 --> 00:06:49,980 THAT WAS NICE. 174 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:50,980 >> Bill: OUR PLEASURE. 175 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:53,980 ARE YOU NERVOUS, IT'S ELECTION 176 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:56,000 TIME, DOES IT GET THE OLD JUICES 177 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:56,020 FLOWING? 178 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:59,000 IF YOU REMEMBER THE OLD DAYS? 179 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,980 >> JUICES HAVE BEEN FLOWING FOR 180 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:03,980 QUITE A WHILE DURING THIS CYCLE. 181 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:05,980 YOU'VE SAID FOR TWO YEARS, I 182 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:07,980 THINK YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE TO 183 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:09,980 SAY THIS. 184 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:12,980 >> Bill: OVER TWO YEARS. 185 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:14,980 >> WHAT IF HE WON'T LEAVE? 186 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,980 AND MY ANSWER TO THAT IS THAT'S 187 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:17,980 GREAT, BECAUSE IF HE WON'T 188 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:21,980 LEAVE, THAT MEANS HE'S LOST. 189 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:23,980 AND HE WILL BE ESCORTED OUT AND 190 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,980 I'LL PICK THEM UP AND TAKE HIM 191 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:26,980 WHEREVER HE WANTS TO GO. 192 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:28,980 >> Bill: THIS IS WHAT 193 00:07:29,020 --> 00:07:29,980 DEMOCRATS KEEP SAYING, DEMOCRATS 194 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:31,980 HAVE BEEN WRONG ABOUT SO MUCH, 195 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:32,980 YOU'LL EXCUSE ME AS I'M NOT SO 196 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:36,980 SANGUINE AS YOU ARE. 197 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,980 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN OTHER 198 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:39,980 COUNTRIES, WE'VE SEEN THIS AND 199 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:40,980 MANY OTHER COUNTRIES AND NOW WE 200 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:42,980 ARE ONE OF THOSE COUNTRIES, 201 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:46,980 MAYBE. 202 00:07:47,020 --> 00:07:50,980 >> I'M AFRAID HE'LL STEAL IT IF 203 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:52,000 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TALKING 204 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:52,020 ABOUT. 205 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:52,980 >> Bill: WHAT I'M TALKING 206 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:56,980 ABOUT IS IF HE SAYS THERE IS 207 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:57,980 EASILY A SCENARIO WHICH YOU CAN 208 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,980 SEE HE'S NEVER GOING TO CONCEDE. 209 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:01,980 HE IS GOING TO SAY ALL KINDS OF 210 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:04,980 SHIT ABOUT "I'M HEARING ABOUT 211 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:08,980 BALLOTS, I'M HEARING ABOUT 212 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:09,980 THIS." 213 00:08:10,020 --> 00:08:11,700 HE HAS A LOT OF ENABLERS AND 214 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,980 COURTS AND LEGISLATURES, SO IT 215 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:14,980 COMES TO JANUARY 20TH, HE'S 216 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:15,980 SAYING WE'VE GOT TO SUSPEND THIS 217 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:17,980 UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHAT IS GOING 218 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:18,980 ON. 219 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,980 YOU GUYS KEEP SAYING HE'LL BE 220 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:21,980 ESCORTED OUT BY PEOPLE IN THE 221 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:24,000 GOVERNMENT -- HE IS THE 222 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,020 GOVERNMENT! 223 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:27,980 >> JANUARY 20TH. 224 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:31,980 >> Bill: BY THE LAW. 225 00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:33,980 >> AT THE SCENARIO HAPPENS, 226 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:34,980 JOE BIDEN WILL BE PRESIDENT, HE 227 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:39,980 WILL BE ESCORTED OUT. 228 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,000 >> Bill: IN YOUR DREAM, 229 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,020 PERHAPS. 230 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:44,980 >> WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IS 231 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:46,980 THE BOOGALOO BOYS AND EVERYBODY. 232 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:48,980 >> Bill: AT THE POINT WHERE 233 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:49,980 THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF SAYS THIS 234 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:51,980 ELECTION HAS BEEN RIGGED, IT'S 235 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:52,980 NOT FAIR, I'M STILL PRESIDENT 236 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:54,940 UNTIL WE FIGURE IT OUT, WE DON'T 237 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:55,020 KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN. 238 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:58,000 >> LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE ON 239 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:58,020 THIS ONE. 240 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:02,980 >> Bill: WE DON'T KNOW. 241 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:03,980 YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEW LIBERALS 242 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:04,980 THE MILITARY LIKES, REALLY. 243 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:07,980 YOU ARE. 244 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:08,980 YOU PLAYED MANY USO SHOWS, 245 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:10,980 YOU'RE WELCOME THERE, THEY TRUST 246 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:13,980 YOU, THEY LIKE YOU, WHAT'S YOUR 247 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,980 ASSESSMENT ON IF THEY HAVE TO 248 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:16,980 GET INVOLVED? 249 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:17,980 >> THE CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT 250 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:20,980 CHIEFS OF STAFF WILL TAKE THEM 251 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:22,980 OUT. 252 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:27,980 >> Bill: OKAY. 253 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:28,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 254 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,980 I HOPE SO BUT IT MIGHT NOT COME 255 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:31,980 DOWN TO HIM. 256 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:34,980 >> IT SHOULDN'T. 257 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:35,980 >> Bill: LOTS OF THINGS 258 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:37,460 SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 259 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:38,980 >> I KNOW ALONG THE WAY HE'S 260 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:39,980 GOING TO TRY TO STEAL IT, THAT'S 261 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:40,980 WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT FOR 262 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:46,980 EVERYBODY TO VOTE. 263 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,980 I WON MY FIRST ELECTION BY 3112 264 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:50,980 VOTES. 265 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:52,980 >> Bill: YOU HAD RECOUNTS. 266 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:54,980 >> I HAD A RECOUNT, I DIDN'T GET 267 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:56,980 THERE UNTIL JULY. 268 00:09:57,020 --> 00:10:00,980 I WON THE RECOUNT IN JANUARY BUT 269 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:02,880 THEY DID LEGAL STUFF TO KEEP ME 270 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:03,980 OUT BUT IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE 271 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:07,000 3112 VOTES, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THE 272 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,020 AFFORDABLE CARE ACT BECAUSE I 273 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:11,980 WAS THE 60TH VOTE. 274 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:15,980 THIS IS WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT, 275 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:19,980 THIS WAS -- I WANT YOUR AUDIENCE 276 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,980 TO GO TO JoeBiden.com/CALL 277 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:25,000 BECAUSE I KNOW -- EVERYONE TELLS 278 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:26,020 ME I'M SO NERVOUS. 279 00:10:26,020 --> 00:10:30,980 I CAN'T WAIT, DO SOMETHING! 280 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,980 YOU CALL THERE, THEY WILL GIVE 281 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:33,980 YOU PEOPLE IN BATTLEGROUND 282 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:34,980 STATES, IF YOU LIVE IN L.A., 283 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:36,700 THEY WON'T GIVE YOU SOMEBODY 284 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:42,000 ACROSS THE STREET. 285 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 IGNORE YOUR FAMILY, YOU CAN DO 286 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:45,020 THAT. 287 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,980 IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO COOK MEALS 288 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:50,000 FOR THEM, SCIENTIFIC PROOF, A 289 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,980 70-YEAR-OLD CAN USE A MICROWAVE 290 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:53,980 OVEN AND IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY 291 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,980 BEEN PROVEN THAT A 70-YEAR-OLD 292 00:10:56,020 --> 00:11:00,980 CAN TEACH A FOUR YEAR OLD TO USE 293 00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:02,980 A MICROWAVE OVEN. 294 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:04,980 >> Bill: WHAT THE SET HAVE TO 295 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,000 DO WITH BIDEN? 296 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:07,020 >> YOU DON'T HAVE CHILDREN. 297 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:09,980 AND HAPPILY SO, I KNOW. 298 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:10,980 >> Bill: WE DON'T HAVE TO 299 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:11,980 FIGHT ABOUT THAT. 300 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:17,980 >> NOT FIGHTING. 301 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:18,980 >> Bill: YOU SEEMED HOSTILE 302 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:23,000 ABOUT THAT. 303 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,980 YOU DON'T HAVE CHILDREN -- 304 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,980 >> I'M SO HAPPY YOU DON'T HAVE 305 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:29,980 CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT 306 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:30,980 TO HAVE CHILDREN. 307 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:37,980 >> Bill: I'M SO HAPPY TOO. 308 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:38,980 WE'RE BOTH SO HAPPY! 309 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:40,980 >> HERE IS WHAT THE JOKE MEANS, 310 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:42,980 WHEN YOU'RE A PARENT YOU WILL 311 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:46,980 AOFTEN HAVE TO PREPARE FOOD FOR 312 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:47,980 KIDS, BUT IF YOU'RE NOT, IF 313 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:49,980 YOU'RE LAZY ABOUT IT, YOU COULD 314 00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:50,980 PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE AND A 315 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:53,980 7-YEAR-OLD KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT 316 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:56,000 AND I'M SAYING IT'S SCIENTIFIC 317 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:56,020 FACT WHICH IT REALLY ISN'T BUT 318 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:59,980 WE ALL KNOW IT IS, AND THE 319 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:00,980 SCIENTIFIC FACT THAT WENT EVEN 320 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,980 FURTHER WITH THE JOKE AND YOU 321 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,980 KNOW THIS, SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN 322 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:11,000 THAT A 7-YEAR-OLD CAN TEACH A 323 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,660 4-YEAR-OLD. 324 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,020 [LAUGHTER] 325 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:15,980 IN MY RIGHT? 326 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:17,980 THAT'S NOT WHAT WE WANT TO TALK 327 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,980 ABOUT. 328 00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:22,000 [LAUGHTER] 329 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,980 >> Bill: IS IT TRUE THAT KIDS 330 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:25,980 SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS? 331 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:26,980 I'VE HEARD THAT OFTEN. 332 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:28,000 >> THEY ARE SO CUTE. 333 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:43,980 AND BY THE WAY, I DID MARRY 334 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:44,980 FRANNY IMMEDIATELY AFTER -- 335 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:45,980 IF ANYONE SHOULD NOT LIKE THAT 336 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:51,980 JOKE IT'S FRANNIE. 337 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,000 WE GOT A LITTLE TIME LEFT, LET'S 338 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,020 CLICK. 339 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:56,980 >> Bill: LET'S GET ON -- 340 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:57,980 WHAT'S EVEN MORE IMPORTANT THAN 341 00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:00,000 KIDS AND MICROWAVES IS THE 342 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,020 SENATE. 343 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:06,980 HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A SEGWAY? 344 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:07,980 YOUR OLD PLACE OF BUSINESS. 345 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:11,980 >> ABSOLUTELY. 346 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:12,980 >> Bill: IF BIDEN WINS AND 347 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,980 DOESN'T HAVE THE SENATE, MITCH 348 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,000 McCONNELL WILL STOP 349 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:16,020 EVERYTHING. 350 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:19,980 HE FILIBUSTERED MORE APPOINTEES 351 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,980 OF OBAMA'S THAN HAD BEEN 352 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:22,980 FILIBUSTERED IN THE ENTIRE 353 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:25,000 HISTORY, PREVIOUS HISTORY OF THE 354 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:26,020 UNITED STATES. 355 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:27,980 BELIEVE ME, WE DON'T WANT HIM TO 356 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:28,980 BE THE MAJORITY, HE'S NOT AS 357 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:32,980 CHARMING AS HE LOOKS. 358 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,980 [LAUGHTER] 359 00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:37,980 WE HAVE OPPORTUNITIES IN MAINE, 360 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:38,980 NORTH CAROLINA, SOUTH CAROLINA, 361 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:40,980 TWO IN GEORGIA, MISSISSIPPI IS 362 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:41,980 IN PLAY. 363 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:44,980 IOWA, KANSAS IS IN PLAY, ALASKA 364 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:48,980 IS IN PLAY, COLORADO WE SHOULD 365 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,980 WIN, MONTANA, ARIZONA, BUT IF 366 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:52,980 YOU CALL AND YOU CAN GO BACK AND 367 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,980 WATCH THE TAPE AND SEE WHERE IT 368 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:57,000 WAS BECAUSE I WON'T DO THAT TO 369 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:57,020 GET AN. 370 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,980 >> Bill: PLAY BACK THE PART 371 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,000 ABOUT THE MICROWAVE, IT'S 372 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:02,980 FANTASTIC, IT'S COLD. 373 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:03,980 >> A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T 374 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:08,980 UNDERSTAND FROZEN DINNERS. 375 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:09,980 [LAUGHTER] 376 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,980 >> Bill: RIGHT. 377 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,980 YOU MENTIONED LINDSEY GRAHAM, 378 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,980 DID YOU? 379 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:19,980 YES. 380 00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:21,980 YOU WORKED WITH PEOPLE LIKE 381 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:22,980 THAT, AND BESIDES BEING LIKED BY 382 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:24,980 THE MILITARY, YOU ALSO WERE 383 00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:26,980 LIKED BY REPUBLICANS AS MUCH AS 384 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:27,980 THEY CAN LIKE SOMEONE ON THE 385 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,000 OTHER TEAM. 386 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 >> WE WERE FRIENDLY. 387 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,020 >> Bill: OKAY. 388 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:39,000 >> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING 389 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:39,020 THERE. 390 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:39,980 SPOON ANYONE WHO STARTS A 391 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:47,000 SENTENCE "LINDSAY AND I" I'M 392 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:47,020 INTERESTED TO. 393 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:50,980 >> THERE IS AN OPEN SECRET IN 394 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,980 D.C. AND THAT IS HE'S A 395 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:55,980 COMPULSIVE SHOPLIFTER AND THEY 396 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,980 HAVE A VIDEO OF HIM LIFTING A 397 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,980 GRAVY BOAT FROM THE POTTERY BARN 398 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:03,980 AND THE PEOPLE OF SOUTH CAROLIN 399 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:04,980 SOUTH CAROLINA, THEY ARE VERY 400 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:05,980 RELIGIOUS, THEY WILL FORGIVE 401 00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,980 ANYTHING, BUT THEY LOVE THEIR 402 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:11,980 GRAVY. 403 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,000 >> Bill: THAT'S NOT FAKE NEWS, 404 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:13,020 IS IT? 405 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:16,980 YOU WOULDN'T INDULGE. 406 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:22,980 >> LIKE THE MICROWAVE THING. 407 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:23,980 A JOKE. 408 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,980 >> Bill: WE ARE ALL A LITTLE 409 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:27,980 RUSTY. 410 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:32,000 >> IT'S NICE TO HAVE AN AUDIENC 411 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:32,020 AUDIENCE. 412 00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:32,980 >> Bill: IT'S FANTASTIC. 413 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:37,980 >> YOU GUYS. 414 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,980 >> Bill: MY FINAL THING I WAS 415 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,980 GOING TO SAY, YOU WERE FRIENDLY 416 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:42,980 WITH REPUBLICANS, SAY EVERYTHING 417 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:44,980 GOES THE WAY YOU SAY IT WILL, 418 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,980 THEY TENT THE WHITE HOUSE AND 419 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:50,000 MAKE TRUMP LEAVE, I DON'T SEE IT 420 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,980 HAPPENING BUT SAY THEY DO END ON 421 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:53,980 JANUARY 20TH, WE HAVE A NEW 422 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:57,000 PRESIDENT, HOW DO WE GET BACK TO 423 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:57,020 NORMAL? 424 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,980 HOW DO WE GET BACK TO AT LEAST 425 00:15:59,020 --> 00:15:59,980 WHERE WE WERE WHICH WASN'T GOOD 426 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:03,980 BUT BETTER THAN HORRIBLE? 427 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,980 >> THAT'S SUCH A GREAT QUESTION. 428 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:08,980 >> Bill: YOU HAVE 82ND SPIRIT 429 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,980 OF >> THE ANSWER IS THAT WE 430 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:12,980 PROBABLY CAN'T BECAUSE THERE'S 431 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,980 TWO UNIVERSES OF INFORMATION. 432 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:15,980 REMEMBER WHEN I WROTE RUSH 433 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,980 LIMBAUGH IS A BIG FAT IDIOT AND 434 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,000 OTHER OBSERVATIONS? 435 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:21,020 [APPLAUSE] 436 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,980 >> Bill: AND IT LIES IN THE 437 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:23,980 LYING LIARS THAT TELL THEM, A 438 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:27,000 FAIR AND BALANCED LOOK AT THE 439 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:27,020 RIGHT. 440 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,980 >> THAT BOOK WAS ABOUT RUSH AND 441 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:30,980 HE GETS THE PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL 442 00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,980 OF FREEDOM, AN AWARD THAT WAS 443 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:36,980 GIVEN TO CESAR CHAVEZ, TO 444 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:37,980 MARTIN LUTHER KING JR., TO THE 445 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:42,980 APOLLO 13 ASTRONAUTS AND RUSH. 446 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,980 IT'S BECAUSE, IF IT WEREN'T FOR 447 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,980 RUSH, TRUMP WENT TO BEEN THERE. 448 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,980 >> Bill: THANK YOU, WE MISS 449 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:54,000 YOU, HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON. 450 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,020 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 451 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:57,980 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL. 452 00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:59,980 HOW ARE YOU? 453 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:00,980 HE'S THE EXECUTIVE EDITOR OF THE 454 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,980 RECOUNT AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER & 455 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,000 CO HOST OF SHOWTIME'S "THE 456 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:16,980 CIRCUS": JOHN HEILEMANN. 457 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:17,980 SHE'S A FELLOW AT THE GEORGETOWN 458 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,000 INSTITUTE OF POLITICS AND FORMER 459 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:19,020 SENIOR ADVISOR TO MAYOR PETE 460 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:25,980 BUTTIGIEG: LIS SMITH. 461 00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:26,980 I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE HERE 462 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,980 BECAUSE IT IS RIGHT BEFORE THE 463 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:31,980 ELECTION AND YOU TWO ARE LIFERS 464 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:32,980 WITH ELECTIONS, RIGHT? 465 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:34,980 YOU HAVE A FEEL FOR ELECTIONS 466 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,980 THAT I DON'T THINK I QUITE HAVE 467 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,000 BECAUSE I'M STILL -- I DON'T 468 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:40,020 KNOW. 469 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:40,980 THE POLLS ARE STILL UP FOR BIDEN 470 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:43,980 AND WHEN I SEE ON THE STREETS IN 471 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:46,980 THE COUNTRYSIDE, PEOPLE I KNOW, 472 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:50,980 PENNSYLVANIA AND OHIO AND THEY 473 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,980 SAY ALL YOU SEE IS TRUMP SIGNS, 474 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:55,980 TRUMP FLAGS, TRUMP PARADES AND 475 00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,980 WE'VE HAD IT IN BEVERLY HILLS. 476 00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:58,980 YOU SOUGHT IN TIMES SQUARE IN 477 00:17:59,020 --> 00:17:59,980 NEW YORK. 478 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,980 IS IT JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE LOUD 479 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:03,980 AND PROUD AND ARMED? 480 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:08,980 >> YEAH. 481 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:09,980 >> Bill: THIS SOME OF IT YOU 482 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:10,980 CAN SEE AND THE BIDEN PEOPLE ARE 483 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,000 LIKE WE DON'T NEED TO ENGAGE, 484 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:13,020 YOU GUYS ARE INTIMIDATING, WE 485 00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:18,980 WILL DO IT IN THE VOTING BOOTH. 486 00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:22,980 >> YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU DO NOT SEE 487 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:23,980 BIDEN PEOPLE WALKING AROUND IN 488 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,980 BRIGHT RED HATS PUTTING FLAGS IN 489 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:27,980 THEIR YARD, YOU KNOW WHY? 490 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:31,980 BECAUSE WE AREN'T MEMBERS OF 491 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:36,980 OCCULT. 492 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:37,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 493 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:39,980 AND YOU DON'T SEE JOE BIDEN 494 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:41,980 TELLING HIS SUPPORTERS TO PACK 495 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:42,980 INTO A SUPER-SPREADER EVENT THAT 496 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:44,980 IS GOING TO PUT HIS SUPPORTERS 497 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,980 AT RISK FOR HEALTH COMPLICATIONS 498 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,980 BECAUSE JOE BIDEN IS NOT A CULT 499 00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:50,980 LEADER. 500 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:51,980 [APPLAUSE] 501 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,980 AND WE NEED TO GET AWAY FROM 502 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:56,980 THIS CULT OF PERSONALITY THAT 503 00:18:57,020 --> 00:19:00,000 HAS DOMINATED POLITICS. 504 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,980 MORE IMPORTANTLY, THERE ARE SO 505 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:05,980 MANY SIGNS OF ENTHUSIASM, YOUTH 506 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,980 ENTHUSIASM IS UP. 507 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:10,980 >> Bill: HE'S BEATING TRUMP 508 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:14,980 WITH WOMEN BY 25, CAN YOU WIN AN 509 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,980 ELECTION IF YOU LOSE WOMEN BY 510 00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:18,980 25? 511 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:23,980 >> IT'S HARD IF YOU'RE LOSING 512 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:24,980 WOMEN, COLLEGE-EDUCATED VOTERS, 513 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:25,980 SUBURBAN VOTERS AND SENIOR 514 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:28,980 CITIZENS, YOU'RE LOSING THEM ALL 515 00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:29,980 BY LARGE INCREMENTS AND I WOULD 516 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,980 SAY IT'S BEEN FASCINATING, WE 517 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:35,980 ARE AT THE END OF OUR 12TH 518 00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:38,980 EPISODE OF THE CIRCUS, OUT THERE 519 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:44,980 IN THE WORLD, COVERING THIS. 520 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:45,980 EVERYTHING SHE SAYS IS TRUE, 521 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:47,980 JOE BIDEN DOESN'T DO AS MANY 522 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,980 EVENTS, HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE 523 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:52,980 THE JOHNNY APPLESEED OF COVID 524 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,980 GOING AROUND THE COUNTRY AND IT 525 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,980 IS THE CASE THAT DONALD TRUMP 526 00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,980 RIGHT NOW IS THE MOST IN A 527 00:19:59,020 --> 00:19:59,980 RESPONSIBLE PERSON ON PLANET 528 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:01,980 EARTH WHEN IT COMES TO THIS 529 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:05,980 DEADLY PANDEMIC. 530 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:06,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 531 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:07,980 WILL USE TO CRITICIZE TRUMP FOR 532 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:09,980 NOT TRYING TO BRING THE COUNTRY 533 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:10,980 TOGETHER AND BEING ONLY FOCUSED 534 00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:11,980 ON HIS BASE. 535 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,980 RIGHT NOW HE DOESN'T FOUR OR 536 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,980 FIVE EVENTS A DAY, HE'S GOING TO 537 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,980 FINISH THIS WITH 17 EVENTS, 538 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:18,980 EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM HE'S 539 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:19,980 THREATENING TO KILL EVERY SINGLE 540 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:21,980 PERSON WHO SHOWS UP AND EVERY 541 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:22,980 SINGLE PERSON THOSE PEOPLE MEET 542 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:24,980 AT STARBUCKS LATER THAT SHE 543 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:25,980 DOESN'T CARE. 544 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:27,980 HE'S LIKE GET COVID, STAY ALIVE 545 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:28,980 LONG ENOUGH TO VOTE FOR ME AND I 546 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,980 DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU DIE. 547 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,980 HE ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF AND 548 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,980 JOE BIDEN ISN'T DOING THAT. 549 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,980 HE'S DOING EVENTS THAT FOLLOWED 550 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:42,980 THE CDC GUIDELINES. 551 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,980 YOU KNOW WHERE YOU SEE 552 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:48,980 DEMOCRATIC ENTHUSIASM? 553 00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:53,980 86,394,000, 707 VOTES HAVE BEEN 554 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,980 CAST IN THIS COUNTRY ALREADY, SO 555 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:57,980 ASTRONOMICALLY FAR OFF THE 556 00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:02,000 CHARTS AND THE VAST MAJORITY OF 557 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,980 THAT WE KNOW FROM PARTY 558 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:05,980 REGISTRATION, WE KNOW THE VAST 559 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:06,980 MAJORITY ARE DEMOCRATS. 560 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:07,980 REPUBLICANS MAY MAKE UP THAT 561 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:09,980 SHORTFALL, THEY MAY MAKE IT ALL 562 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,980 UP ON ELECTION DAY. 563 00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:13,980 TODAY, WHERE YOU SEE DEMOCRATIC 564 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:14,980 ENTHUSIASM AND WHETHER THAT'S 565 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:17,980 FOR JOE BIDEN OR IF IT'S MOSTLY 566 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,980 FORGETTING DONALD TRUMP THE FUCK 567 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,760 OUT OF TOWN IS IN THOSE GIANT 568 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,980 LINES THAT YOU'VE SEEN, WE'VE 569 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:23,980 BEEN WATCHING THEM ON TELEVISION 570 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:28,000 FOR THE LAST MONTH. 571 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,020 THAT'S YOUR DEMOCRATIC 572 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,980 ENTHUSIASM, THE PEOPLE WHO ARE 573 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:33,000 STANDING IN THE COLD FOR FOUR OR 574 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,020 SIX HOURS. 575 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:36,000 >> Bill: GREAT SPEECH. 576 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,780 YOUR ELECTED! 577 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,980 >> I WOULD ADD ONE OTHER THING 578 00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:42,000 THAT MAKES US FEEL BETTER ABOUT 579 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:43,980 2020 VERSUS 2016. 580 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:46,000 IN 2016, TRUMP WAS A THEORY, HE 581 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:47,980 WAS AN IDEA. 582 00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,980 LET'S BURN THE HOUSE DOWN. 583 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:50,980 NOW IT'S A REALITY AND EVERYONE 584 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:52,980 WHO VOTED FOR HIM REALIZES THAT 585 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,980 HE BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE -- 586 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,820 >> Bill: HARDLY EVERYONE, LOTS 587 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,980 OF PEOPLE LIKE HIM. 588 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,980 >> NOT THE TRUMP SUPPORTER'S, 589 00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:04,980 THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 590 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,000 TRUMP VOTERS IN TRUMP 591 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:06,020 SUPPORTER'S, TRUMP VOTERS ARE 592 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:06,980 NOT THE PEOPLE WEARING THE RED 593 00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:08,980 HATS AND THOSE OF THE PEOPLE WE 594 00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:11,000 ARE SEEING COMING BACK TO THE 595 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:11,020 DEMOCRATIC PARTY. 596 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:12,980 >> Bill: HE DEFINITELY LOST A 597 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:13,980 LOT OF PEOPLE. 598 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:15,980 LET ME ASK ABOUT PHILADELPHIA, A 599 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:16,980 LOT OF TROUBLE ABOUT 600 00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:18,980 PHILADELPHIA. 601 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,980 >> YOU SOUND LIKE A TRUMPET 602 00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:22,980 SAYING THAT. 603 00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:24,980 >> Bill: THERE IS NOT? 604 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,340 >> HE LIKES PICKING ON 605 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,020 PHILADELPHIA. 606 00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:27,980 >> Bill: LET ME EXPLAIN TO 607 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:28,980 PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T FOLLOWED 608 00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,980 WHAT'S GOING ON, IT'S A FAMILIAR 609 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,980 SCRIPT FROM 2020. 610 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:33,980 THERE WAS A SHOOTING OF A BLACK 611 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,000 MAN BY THE POLICE FOLLOWED -- 612 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,980 THEY KILLED HIM -- PROTESTS, 613 00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:42,980 THEN LOOTING. 614 00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:43,980 NATIONAL GUARD CALLED OUTCOME A 615 00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:44,980 CURFEW. 616 00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:46,980 WE'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE. 617 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:47,980 THE GUY WAS MENTALLY UNSTABLE 618 00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:50,980 AND HAD A KNIFE -- MY TWO 619 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:55,980 THINGS. 620 00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:56,980 ONE, LOOK. 621 00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:57,980 WAS THIS RACISM? 622 00:22:58,020 --> 00:22:59,980 I DON'T KNOW, NO ONE WILL EVER 623 00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:00,980 KNOW WHETHER THEY WOULD'VE SHOT 624 00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:01,980 HIM WHETHER HE WAS WHITE OR 625 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:02,980 BLACK BUT WHAT I DO KNOW AND 626 00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:03,980 I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS ABOUT THE 627 00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,980 POLICE FOR YEARS, THEY HAVE TO 628 00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:09,980 FIND A WAY TO NOT KILL PEOPLE -- 629 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:10,980 YOU COULD GET RID OF A KNIFE 630 00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:17,000 FROM A GUY WITHOUT KILLING HIM. 631 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:17,020 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 632 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,980 THIS TO ME IS MORE ABOUT TACTICS 633 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:22,980 AND TRAINING AND THIS ATTITUDE 634 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,980 THAT THE POLICE HAVE THAT OUR 635 00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:26,980 LIVES ARE SOMEHOW MORE VALUABLE. 636 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,980 I'M NOT SAYING THEY'RE LESS 637 00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:31,000 VALUABLE, BUT THEY'RE NOT MORE 638 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,020 PRECIOUS. 639 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,980 YOU COULD DEFUSE A GUY WITH A 640 00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:35,980 KNIFE WITHOUT FIRING 14 SLUGS 641 00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:36,980 INTO HIM. 642 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,980 POLICE HAVE GOT TO STOP THIS 643 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,980 ATTITUDE, THIS IS WHAT STALIN 644 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,980 USED TO SAY "NO PERSON, NO 645 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:44,980 PROBLEM." 646 00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:46,980 YES, EXACTLY, BUT THAT CAN'T BE 647 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:47,980 THE WAY TO DO IT. 648 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:50,980 >> I THINK WE WANT THOSE 649 00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:52,000 COMMON SENSE REFORMS, 650 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,020 DE-ESCALATION TRAINING AND 651 00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:54,980 THINGS LIKE THAT AND POLICE 652 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:55,980 DEPARTMENT'S ACROSS THE 653 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,000 COUNTRY -- BIDEN IS THE WAY TO 654 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:58,020 GO. 655 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,980 I KNOW THAT DONALD TRUMP IS 656 00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:00,980 TRYING TO EXPLOIT THIS AND 657 00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:02,980 EXPLOIT SOME OF THE VIOLENCE 658 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:03,980 THAT HAS ERUPTED IN PHILADELPHIA 659 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:06,980 AFTER THE FACT. 660 00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:09,980 HE CONTRIBUTES TO THE ATMOSPHERE 661 00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:12,980 AND IF HE'S TRYING TO WIN OVER 662 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:13,980 THE SUBURBS, SUBURBAN MOMS -- MY 663 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,980 GUESS IS THAT SUBURBAN WOMEN, 664 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:18,980 SUBURBAN MOMS ARE A LOT MORE 665 00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:20,980 PISSED OFF SEEING US ON THAT 666 00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:22,980 SHOT AND KILLED THE DEATH IN 667 00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:23,980 FRONT OF HIS OWN MOTHER THAN 668 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:25,980 THEY ARE SEEING A FEW STORES 669 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:28,000 BEING LOOTED. 670 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:28,020 [APPLAUSE] 671 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,980 >> Bill: HERE'S MY OTHER 672 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:30,980 QUESTION ABOUT THIS. 673 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:33,980 TRUMPET SAID TO THE PROUD BOYS, 674 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:34,980 HIS LITTLE PARAMILITARY GROUP, 675 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:36,980 STAND-DOWN AND STAND BY WHICH 676 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:40,980 WAS HIS WAY OF SAYING WAIT UNTIL 677 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:41,980 THE ELECTION IS OVER BEFORE 678 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:43,980 GINNING UP THE OTHER SIDE. 679 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:44,980 I FEEL LIKE MAYBE THE LEFT 680 00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:45,980 SHOULD SAY THIS IN PHILADELPHIA, 681 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:48,980 I FEEL LIKE MAYBE THIS IS A GIFT 682 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:49,980 TO DONALD TRUMP. 683 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:50,980 I FEEL LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SEE A 684 00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:51,980 CITY ON FIRE -- THEY MAY NOT 685 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:54,980 WANT TO GO TO THE POLLS IF 686 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:57,980 THINGS ARE ON FIRE. 687 00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,980 YOU NEED PHILADELPHIA TO WIN 688 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,980 PENNSYLVANIA AND YOU NEED 689 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:02,980 PENNSYLVANIA, PROBABLY, TO WIN 690 00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:04,980 THE WHITE HOUSE OR CERTAINLY MAY 691 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:05,980 BE. 692 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,980 AND HILLARY, ONE REASON WHY SHE 693 00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:08,980 LOST WAS BECAUSE SHE 694 00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:11,980 UNDERPERFORMED IN PHILADELPHIA. 695 00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:15,980 >> THIS GOING TO BE A LOT OF 696 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:16,980 COMPLEXITY AND CHAOS 697 00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:17,980 UNFORTUNATELY IN PENNSYLVANIA 698 00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:19,980 OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT 699 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:20,980 WEEK. 700 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:21,980 SOME OF IT RELATES TO THIS 701 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:22,980 PROBLEM AND SOME OF IT RELATES 702 00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:23,980 TO LARGER PROBLEMS, SOME OF IT 703 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:24,980 RELATES TO THE FACT OF THE 704 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:26,980 POSTAL SERVICE HAS BEEN CUT BACK 705 00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:27,980 IN THE THINGS WE SHOULD HAVE 706 00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:28,980 DONE, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 707 00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:29,980 SHOULD HAVE DONE IF THE 708 00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:30,980 PRESIDENT CARED ABOUT TO MAKE 709 00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:31,980 SURE EVERYONE COULD VOTE SAFELY 710 00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:35,980 LIKE FUNDING A BIG, HELP MAKE 711 00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:37,980 THE VOTE SAFE FOR PEOPLE EFFORT 712 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:39,980 ONCE THE PANDEMIC HIT, ALL OF 713 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:40,980 THAT WOULD'VE BEEN REDUCED. 714 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:42,000 PENNSYLVANIA IS GOING TO BE A 715 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:49,980 SHIT SHOW SH NEXT WEEK, BUT I DT 716 00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:51,980 KNOW WHAT JOE BIDEN COULD SAY 717 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:52,980 MORE THAN WHAT HE SAID THAT. 718 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:53,980 >> Bill: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT 719 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:54,980 JOE BIDEN I'M TALKING ABOUT THE 720 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:58,980 LEADERS OF THE PROTESTS THERE. 721 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:01,000 IT'S KIND OF IRONIC BUT I FEEL 722 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:01,020 LIKE -- 723 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,640 >> WANT YOU SAYING SOMEBODY 724 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 SHOULD SAY THIS TO THE 725 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:05,020 PROTESTERS? 726 00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:06,980 >> Bill: YES, BUT NOT 727 00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:07,980 JOE BIDEN. 728 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:11,980 HE SHOULD TOO. 729 00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:13,980 SOMETIMES I READ ABOUT THESE 730 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,980 PROTESTS LIKE IN PORTLAND AND 731 00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:16,980 IT'S LIKE WHITE PEOPLE LEADING 732 00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:18,980 THESE PROTESTS ABOUT BLACK 733 00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:20,980 RIGHTS AND I FEEL LIKE ONE OF 734 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:23,980 THE ULTIMATE WAYS OF SHOWING 735 00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:24,980 WHITE PRIVILEGE IS TO NOT HAVE 736 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:28,980 TO THINK PRACTICALLY. 737 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,980 I FEEL LIKE THE BLACK FOLKS SAVE 738 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:32,980 THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY BECAUSE 739 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,980 THEY THOUGHT PRACTICALLY, THAT'S 740 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:37,980 WHY WE WOUND UP WITH JOE BIDEN. 741 00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:38,980 THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION, WHERE 742 00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:45,980 WOULD WE BE NOW IF THE CANDIDAE 743 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:47,980 WAS ELIZABETH WARREN OR BERNIE 744 00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:48,980 OR PETE BUTTIGIEG? 745 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,980 >> I THINK PETE WOULD BE RUNNING 746 00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:51,980 SIMILAR TO JOE BIDEN BECAUSE I 747 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:55,000 THINK THEY APPEALED TO THE SAME 748 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:55,020 PART OF THE PARTY. 749 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:56,980 WITH ELIZABETH WARREN AND 750 00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:57,980 SANDERS, THAT'S MORE OF AN OPEN 751 00:26:58,020 --> 00:26:59,980 QUESTION BUT I REMEMBER SITTING 752 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:00,980 HERE SIX MONTHS AGO WITH YOU AND 753 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:04,980 WE WERE DEBATING CAN JOE BIDEN 754 00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:06,980 MEET THE MOMENT, IS HE GOING TO 755 00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:08,980 BE ABLE TO GENERATE ENTHUSIASM, 756 00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:09,980 AND YES HE ASKED AND I HAVE BEEN 757 00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,980 SO SURPRISED BY THAT. 758 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,980 HE HAS MET AT THE MOMENT WITH A 759 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:15,980 SERIOUSNESS IN A WAY I NEVER 760 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:16,980 THOUGHT POSSIBLE. 761 00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:18,980 >> HERE'S THE THING, I THINK AS 762 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:19,980 WE'VE SEEN A LOT OF THESE CASES 763 00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:21,980 THERE HAVE BEEN A TON OF 764 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:23,980 PEACEFUL PROTEST SINCE GEORGE 765 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:24,980 FLOYD, SOME OF THEM HAVE GOTTEN 766 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:25,980 OUT OF HAND. 767 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:26,980 THERE'S BEEN LOOTING AND 768 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:27,980 VIOLENCE, ALL OF IT UNACCEPTABLE 769 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,980 AND IT TO THE EXTENT THAT IT GOT 770 00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:30,980 OUT OF CONTROL IN VARIOUS PLACES 771 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,640 LIKE SEATTLE AND SOME OTHER 772 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,980 CITIES AND TO THE EXTENT THAT IT 773 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:35,980 MIGHT IN PHILADELPHIA, IT IS 774 00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:36,980 OSTENSIBLY A POLITICAL GIFT TO 775 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:37,980 DONALD TRUMP. 776 00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:38,980 HE HAS TRIED TO CAPITALIZE ON 777 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:40,980 THAT AND WHAT WE HAVE SEEN FROM 778 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:41,980 KENOSHA TO OTHER PLACES, HE HAS 779 00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:44,980 TRIED TO MAKE THAT ARGUMENT THAT 780 00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:46,980 JOE BIDEN AS PRESIDENT WOULD BE 781 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:47,980 THE PRESIDENT FOR LOOTING AND 782 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:48,980 RIOTING AND CITIES OUT OF 783 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:49,980 CONTROL. 784 00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:50,980 AS WE SIT HERE TODAY AND EVERY 785 00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:51,980 NATIONAL POLL THAT'S BEEN DONE 786 00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:54,980 OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS, 787 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:55,980 JOE BIDEN CONTINUES TO BEAT 788 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:56,980 DONALD TRUMP ON THE ISSUE OF LAW 789 00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:57,980 AND ORDER CONSISTENTLY BECAUSE 790 00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:59,980 OF THE FACT THAT HE HAS NOT BEEN 791 00:28:00,020 --> 00:28:01,980 A LEFT DEMOCRAT WHO HAS BEEN 792 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:04,980 SOFT ON THAT QUESTION. 793 00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:05,980 HE MADE A CHOICE AT THE 794 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:06,980 CONVENTION SAYING LOOTING AND 795 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:07,980 WRITING IS BAD, THERE IS NO 796 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,980 PLACE FOR IT, THERE'S A PLACE 797 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:10,980 FOR A PEACEFUL PROTEST, NOT 798 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:13,980 LOOTING AND WRITING. 799 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:14,980 THERE ARE A LOT OF DEMOCRATS WHO 800 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,980 I THINK WE HAVE NOT STOOD UP AND 801 00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:18,980 MADE THAT ARGUMENT, BIDEN DID 802 00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:19,980 AND IT HELPS TO DEFUSE THE ISSUE 803 00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:21,980 IN THE CONTEXT OF THE ELECTION. 804 00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:22,980 >> Bill: I THOUGHT HIS BEST 805 00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:24,980 MOMENT OF THE DEBATES WAS WHEN 806 00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:27,980 HE SAID THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW 807 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:29,980 HE'S RUNNING AGAINST JOE BIDEN, 808 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:32,980 I BEAT THOSE OTHER PEOPLE. 809 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:33,980 [APPLAUSE] 810 00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:35,980 WE HAVE A NEW SUPREME COURT 811 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,980 JUSTICE -- IT'S A HARD NAME TO 812 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:43,000 SAY -- ACB. 813 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:43,020 SHE IS MAKING ALMOST A 814 00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:44,980 COMPLETELY CATHOLIC COURT WHICH 815 00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:45,980 I LIKE TO POINT OUT AND SHE'S 816 00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:49,980 NOT JUST CATHOLIC, SHE'S A 817 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,980 MEL GIBSON'S DAD CATHOLIC. 818 00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:54,980 [LAUGHTER] 819 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:57,980 [APPLAUSE] 820 00:28:58,020 --> 00:29:02,980 THIS IS -- 821 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:04,980 >> SHE'S CATHOLIC AS YOU ARE TO 822 00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:05,980 ATHEIST. 823 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:06,980 >> Bill: THE COURT LOOKS LIKE 824 00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:08,980 THE DA VINCI CODE NOW. 825 00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:09,980 WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD 826 00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:11,980 TIME TO DO ONE OF OUR FAVORITE 827 00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:12,980 BITS, 24 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW 828 00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:18,000 ABOUT AMY CONEY BARRETT -- 24, 829 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,020 NOT 25. 830 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:21,000 THEY STOLE THAT FROM SPIRIT 831 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:21,960 WHEN MY FAMILY PLAYS SCRABBLE, 832 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:22,020 WE TAKE OUT THE LETTERS L, G, B, 833 00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:26,980 T AND Q. 834 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:28,980 [GROANING] 835 00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:30,980 [APPLAUSE] 836 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:31,980 THESE ARE THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW 837 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,980 ABOUT AMY CONEY BARRETT. 838 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:34,980 I WON'T EAT CHINESE FOOD BECAUSE 839 00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:35,980 FORTUNE COOKIES LOOK LIKE 840 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:37,980 VAGINAS. 841 00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:41,980 THAT SOUNDS LIKE HER. 842 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:43,000 [LAUGHTER] 843 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,020 [APPLAUSE] 844 00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:44,880 WHEN I'M STRESSED OUT, I'LL EAT 845 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,980 A WHOLE BOX OF EUCHARIST. 846 00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:47,980 [LAUGHTER] 847 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:48,980 [APPLAUSE] 848 00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:55,000 I'M A CLASSICALLY TRAINED LIAR. 849 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:55,600 [LAUGHTER] 850 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,980 [APPLAUSE] 851 00:29:58,020 --> 00:29:58,980 MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM WAS 10 AND 3 852 00:29:59,020 --> 00:29:59,980 AGAINST THE OTHER CULTS IN OUR 853 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:05,000 DIVISION. 854 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:05,020 [LAUGHTER] 855 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:05,980 I BELIEVE THE SPANISH 856 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:06,980 INQUISITION HAD FINE PEOPLE ON 857 00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:12,980 BOTH SIDES. 858 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:13,980 [LAUGHTER] 859 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:14,980 [APPLAUSE] 860 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:15,980 IN COLLEGE, I REFUSED THE TITLE 861 00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:16,980 "MAGNA CUM LAUDE" BECAUSE IT 862 00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:22,980 SOUNDS DIRTY. 863 00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:23,980 [LAUGHTER] 864 00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:25,980 [APPLAUSE] 865 00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:26,980 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING 866 00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:27,980 SOME REAL HANDS ON EXPERIENCE 867 00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:34,000 BEING A JUDGE. 868 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 869 00:30:40,020 --> 00:30:41,980 CAN I DOUBLE DOWN ON MY VITRIOL 870 00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:46,980 FOR AMY CONEY BARRETT? 871 00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:48,980 SHE IS PART OF A CULT AND I 872 00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:49,980 DON'T JUST MEAN THE 873 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,980 CATHOLIC CHURCH, I MEAN SHE'S A 874 00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:52,980 CULT WITHIN A CULT, THE PEOPLE 875 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:55,980 OF PRAISE, SNAKE HANDLERS, SNAKE 876 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,980 HANDLERS. 877 00:30:58,020 --> 00:30:58,980 PEOPLE WHO TALK IN TONGUES, 878 00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:02,000 SPEAK IN TONGUES BUT JUST 879 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:03,980 BABBLING, THEY GET MESSAGES FROM 880 00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:05,980 THE HOLY SPIRIT TALKING TO 881 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:06,980 GHOSTS. 882 00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:08,640 IF YOU TOOK RELIGION OUT OF 883 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,980 THIS, YOU WOULD SAY THIS IS A 884 00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:16,980 FUCKING NUT. 885 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:17,980 DO WE REALLY HAVE TO KEEP 886 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:19,980 PRETENDING THAT BEING PART OF 887 00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:20,980 THIS IS NOT GOING TO AFFECT 888 00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,980 SOMEONE WHO'S IN ONE OF THE MOST 889 00:31:23,020 --> 00:31:26,000 POWERFUL POSITIONS IN THE WORLD? 890 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:26,020 MAKING JUDGMENTS ABOUT CLIMATE 891 00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:29,980 CHANGE, I REMEMBER HAVING AN 892 00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:31,980 ARGUMENT IN THE DORM ROOM, THOSE 893 00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:32,980 BULLSHIT ARGUMENTS YOU HAD TO 894 00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:34,980 END AT THE END HE SAID BECAUSE 895 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:35,980 JESUS CHRIST IS GOING TO COME 896 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:38,980 DOWN AND SAVE US AND WHY DID I 897 00:31:39,020 --> 00:31:40,000 WASTE THREE HOURS ARGUING WITH 898 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:40,500 YOU? 899 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:41,980 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S IN YOUR 900 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:42,980 HEAD. 901 00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:45,000 JESUS IS GOING TO SAVE US AND 902 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:45,020 THAT'S WHO WE HAVE MAKING 903 00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:48,980 DECISIONS NOW. 904 00:31:49,020 --> 00:31:49,980 >> ULTIMATELY FOR ME I DON'T 905 00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:53,000 KNOW ABOUT THE WHOLE CULT THING. 906 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,980 COME UP BUT THE FACT THAT SHE 907 00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:55,980 WANTS TO STRIKE DOWN THE ACA, 908 00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:57,980 SHE WANTS TO OVERTURN 909 00:31:58,020 --> 00:31:59,980 ROE V. WADE, THAT MATTERS A LOT 910 00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:01,980 MORE TO ME HONESTLY THEN 911 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:03,940 WHATEVER RELIGION SHE PRACTICES. 912 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,800 >> Bill: BUT IT COMES FROM THE 913 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:06,980 RELIGION. 914 00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:07,980 WHY ARE YOU SEPARATING THEM? 915 00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:08,980 >> YOU DON'T NEED TO BE 916 00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:11,000 RELIGIOUS TO BELIEVE IN THOSE 917 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:11,020 THINGS. 918 00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:16,980 >> IT HELPS. 919 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,940 >> BRETT KAVANAUGH, LOOK AT HIM. 920 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 >> Bill: ANOTHER CATHOLIC NUT 921 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,980 ON THE COURT, EXACTLY. 922 00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:26,980 >> THE MORE WE FOCUS ON HOW IT 923 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:28,980 IMPACTS PEOPLE'S LIVES, THE 924 00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:29,980 BETTER WE WILL BE. 925 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:30,980 YOU KNOW HOW REPUBLICANS SAY WE 926 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:33,000 ARE A BUNCH OF ANTI-CATHOLIC 927 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,020 BIGOTS. 928 00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:34,980 >> Bill: I DON'T CARE, IT'S 929 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:37,980 THE TRUTH. 930 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:40,980 WE HAVE A COUNTRY THAT IS 931 00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:41,980 INCREASINGLY LIBERAL AND SECULAR 932 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:43,980 AND WE HAVE A SUPREME COURT THAT 933 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:45,980 IS INCREASINGLY DOCTRINAIRE. 934 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:49,980 THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. 935 00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:50,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 936 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:53,980 >> I AGREE WITH THAT. 937 00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:55,980 >> SHE'S ON THE COURT, THAT'S A 938 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:58,980 DONE DEAL. 939 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,980 I THINK THE QUESTION NOW BEFORE 940 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:03,980 US, PARTICULARLY FOR THE 941 00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:05,980 DEMOCRATIC PARTY IF JOE BIDEN 942 00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:06,980 WINS THE PRESIDENCY WHICH I 943 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:07,980 CONTINUE TO THINK IS LIKELY BUT 944 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:10,980 NOT CERTAIN IS GOING TO BE THIS 945 00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:11,980 QUESTION OF IS THE 946 00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:12,980 DEMOCRATIC PARTY GOING TO GET 947 00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:13,980 BEHIND THE NOTION OF TRY TO 948 00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:14,980 INCREASE THE NUMBER OF JUSTICES 949 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,980 ON THE COURT AND THAT WILL BE A 950 00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:19,980 BIG QUESTION GOING FORWARD. 951 00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:20,980 JOE BIDEN IS CLEARLY 952 00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:22,980 INSTINCTUALLY NOT LIKE THAT 953 00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:24,980 IDEA, BUT A LOT OF DEMOCRATS 954 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:25,980 THINK THE REPUBLICANS HAVE NOT 955 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:27,980 PLAYED FAIR, THEY HAVE HACKED 956 00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:29,980 THE COURT ALREADY AND SO IT'S 957 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:30,980 TIME TO FACE THE NUMBERS. 958 00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:32,980 >> Bill: IT'S CALLED COURT 959 00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:33,980 PACKING. 960 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:34,980 YOU HAVE RUN CAMPAIGNS, VERY 961 00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:36,980 SUCCESSFUL YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT 962 00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:37,980 IT. 963 00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:41,000 WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS SO BAD AT 964 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:41,020 MESSAGING? 965 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:43,000 COURT PACKING, THEY CAN'T CHANGE 966 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:43,020 THE TERM? 967 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:46,980 IT SOUNDS CORRUPT, IT'S 968 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:47,980 ASSOCIATED WITH CORRUPTION, NO 969 00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:48,980 ONE LIKES IT AND YET THEY KEEP 970 00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:52,980 USING THE TERM, CAN'T THEY HAVE 971 00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:53,980 MEETINGS LIKE THE REPUBLICANS 972 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:55,980 HAVE AND TELL THEM HOW TO TALK 973 00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:56,980 ABOUT SOMETHING? 974 00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:59,000 >> I WOULD DISAGREE WITH YOU, I 975 00:33:59,000 --> 00:33:59,020 THINK IT'S A TERM IT'S USED 976 00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:01,980 OFTEN IN THE MEDIA. 977 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:02,980 I WORKED FOR PETE, HE WAS THE 978 00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:03,980 ONE CANDIDATE IN THE PRIMARY WHO 979 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:10,980 WAS FOR IT NOT FOR COURT 980 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:13,000 PACKING, HE WAS FOR EXPANDING 981 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:13,020 THE COURT AND COURT REFORM. 982 00:34:13,020 --> 00:34:15,980 >> Bill: WHY CAN'T WE CALL IT 983 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:16,980 THAT? 984 00:34:17,020 --> 00:34:17,980 >> I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT. 985 00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:19,980 COURT PACKING DOES HAVE A 986 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:21,980 NEGATIVE CONNOTATION AND I THINK 987 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:22,980 NO MATTER WHAT SIDE OF THE AISLE 988 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:24,940 YOU'RE ON, YOU'VE GOT TO BE ABLE 989 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,980 TO ADMIT THAT THE WAY THINGS ARE 990 00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,980 HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT 991 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:29,980 SUSTAINABLE. 992 00:34:30,020 --> 00:34:30,980 THE SUPREME COURT HAS GONE THE 993 00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:33,000 WAY OF THE U.S. SENATE, IT IS 994 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:34,980 NOT AN AUGUST INSTITUTION, IT 995 00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:35,980 HAS BECOME COMPLETELY PARTISAN 996 00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,980 AND THE FACT THAT WE LET PEOPLE 997 00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:41,980 SIT THERE INTO THEIR 90s 998 00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:42,980 MAKING THESE DECISIONS AND 999 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:43,980 YOU'VE GOT TO FUNDAMENTALLY 1000 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:45,980 CHANGE THE WAY THAT WE DO IT 1001 00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:47,980 WHETHER IT'S TERM LIMITS OR 1002 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:48,980 EXTENDING THE NUMBER OF 1003 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,980 JUSTICES, WHETHER IT'S HAVING 1004 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:53,980 FIVE LIBERAL, FIVE REPUBLICAN, 1005 00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:54,980 FIVE MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD JUSTICES 1006 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,980 BUT THE DAYS OF HAVING SWING 1007 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:57,980 VOTES ON THE SUPREME COURT ARE 1008 00:34:58,020 --> 00:35:01,000 DONE AND I THINK IT IS REALLY 1009 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,020 TROUBLING. 1010 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:03,980 [APPLAUSE] 1011 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,980 >> TO HER POINT EARLIER, THE 1012 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:06,980 THING THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN 1013 00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:07,980 THAT'S GOING TO MAKE COURT 1014 00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:09,980 PACKING OR EXPANDING THE COURT, 1015 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,980 WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT 1016 00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:13,980 POPULAR IS IF THIS COURT 1017 00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:15,980 OVERRULES AND TOSSES OUT THE ACA 1018 00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:17,980 AND OVERTURNS ROE V. WADE. 1019 00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:18,980 THE COUNTRY IS GETTING MORE 1020 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:19,980 SECULAR BUT HERE'S WHAT THE 1021 00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:20,980 COUNTRY REALLY IS, THE COUNTRY 1022 00:35:21,020 --> 00:35:21,980 IS IN FAVOR OF THE AFFORDABLE 1023 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:24,980 CARE ACT NOW AND THE COUNTRIES 1024 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:25,980 BROADLY IN FAVOR OF ABORTION 1025 00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:26,980 RIGHTS. 1026 00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:28,980 YOU HAVE A COURT NOW THAT HAS 1027 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:30,980 BEEN PACKED BY REPUBLICANS, GOES 1028 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:32,940 AND DOES THOSE TWO THINGS, WATCH 1029 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,980 HOW FAST THE PUBLIC WILL WANT TO 1030 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:37,980 SEE THE COURT PACKED OR EXPANDED 1031 00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:39,980 OR REFORMED, WHATEVER YOU WANT 1032 00:35:40,020 --> 00:35:44,980 TO SAY -- WHATEVER IT IS. 1033 00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:46,980 >> Bill: LET'S IMAGINE 1034 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:47,980 JOE BIDEN WINS THIS ELECTION AND 1035 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:49,980 SOMEHOW HE TAKES OFFICE ON 1036 00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:51,000 JANUARY 20TH. 1037 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,980 >> JUST IMAGINE JUST IMAGINE. 1038 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:53,980 >> Bill: WE'LL SEE, WHAT'S 1039 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,000 GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THE 1040 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,980 REPUBLICAN PARTY. 1041 00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:00,980 THIS GOING TO HAVE TO BE SOME 1042 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:01,980 SORT OF CIVIL WAR, THE PEOPLE 1043 00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:03,980 WHO STILL WANTED TO STAY WITH 1044 00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:07,980 THE TRUMP MODEL AND MAY BE A 1045 00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:10,000 SORT OF RESTORATION -- I HATE TO 1046 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,980 TELL YOU THIS, IF HE LOSES, HE 1047 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:14,980 CAN RUN IN 2024. 1048 00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:17,980 >> IT'S EVEN WORSE, THE DAY HE 1049 00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:18,980 LOSES, DONALD TRUMP JR. BECOMES 1050 00:36:19,020 --> 00:36:22,980 THE PRESUMPTIVE FRONTRUNNER. 1051 00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:24,980 >> Bill: NOT WHILE DADDY IS 1052 00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:25,980 STILL ALIVE, DADDY WILL RUN 1053 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:28,980 UNTIL HE'S 112. 1054 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:29,980 >> IT'S DONALD TRUMP JR. AND 1055 00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:31,980 TUCKER CARLSON, THOSE ARE GOING 1056 00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,980 TO BE SOME OF THE TOP CHOICES. 1057 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:34,980 >> Bill: WHAT DOES 1058 00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:36,980 DONALD TRUMP LIKE OUTSIDE THE 1059 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:39,980 TENT PISSING IN? 1060 00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:42,980 >> HE IS THE MOST POWERFUL VOICE 1061 00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:46,980 IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WHO GETS 1062 00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:48,980 BEAT AND BUYS OAM AND STARTS A 1063 00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:51,980 MEDIA NETWORK. 1064 00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:53,000 THAT CRAZY RIGHT-WING TELEVISION 1065 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:53,020 NETWORK? 1066 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:57,980 DON'T WATCH IT. 1067 00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:58,980 WAY FURTHER RIGHT THAN FOX NEWS. 1068 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:01,980 IT REALLY EXISTS. 1069 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:04,980 ONE OF THE REPORTERS GETS TO GO 1070 00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:05,980 TO THE PRESS CONFERENCES AND ASK 1071 00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:06,980 QUESTIONS THAT TRUMP LOVE THE 1072 00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:08,980 SPIRIT OF TRUMP ON THE OUTSIDE 1073 00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:11,980 BECOMES A LEADER OF WHAT NOW 1074 00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:13,980 BECOMES THE #Resistance TO THE 1075 00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:15,940 JOE BIDEN DEMOCRATS WILL BE SEEN 1076 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,980 AS HAVING STOLEN THIS ELECTION, 1077 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:20,980 40% OF THE COUNTRY WILL SAY IT'S 1078 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:22,980 A COOL, THEY WILL SAY IT'S ALL 1079 00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:24,980 READ, HE WILL BECOME THE VOICE 1080 00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:30,980 OF KEEPING TRUMP IS HIM ALIVE. 1081 00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:33,000 >> Bill: WHAT ARE THE 1082 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:33,020 REPUBLICANS GO? 1083 00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:34,980 >> DONALD TRUMP IS A BIG FAT 1084 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:35,980 LIAR, BUT HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THIS 1085 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:38,980 HE'S GOT SUPPORT OF 92, 93% OF 1086 00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:39,980 THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, IT'S GOING 1087 00:37:40,020 --> 00:37:41,000 TO STILL BE DONALD TRUMP'S 1088 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:41,500 PARTY. 1089 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,980 >> Bill: EVEN WHEN HE LOSES? 1090 00:37:45,020 --> 00:37:46,880 >> IT'S INFECTED THAT PARTY AND 1091 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000 IT'S GOING TO TAKE AT LEAST A 1092 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:48,020 DECADE IF NOT A LIFETIME TO 1093 00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:51,980 EXORCISE IT. 1094 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:52,980 I DON'T SEE LARRY HOGAN OR 1095 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:53,980 CHARLIE BAKER COMING IN AND 1096 00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:55,980 TAKING THE REINS OF THAT PARTY, 1097 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:56,980 I DON'T. 1098 00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:57,980 >> IT'S THE PARTY OF WHITE 1099 00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:58,980 GRIEVANCE AND IT STILL WILL BE 1100 00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:01,980 IF HE'S NOT THE HEAD OF IT 1101 00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:03,980 ANYMORE, AND DON JR. OR TOM 1102 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:07,980 COTTON OR SOMEBODY ELSE LIKE 1103 00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:08,980 THAT -- THERE WILL BE SOME 1104 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,980 RESISTANCE, THERE WILL BE SOME 1105 00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:11,980 ON THE MODERATE SIDE WHATEVER'S 1106 00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:12,980 LEFT OF THAT BUT THAT IS A 1107 00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,980 SHRIVELED, DESICCATED PART OF 1108 00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:15,980 THE PARTY. 1109 00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:19,980 THE VIBRANCE OF THE PARTY IS NOW 1110 00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:22,980 RACIST, POPULIST, XENOPHOBIC 1111 00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:24,000 WHITE GRIEVANCE, THAT'S WHAT THE 1112 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:32,980 REPUBLICAN PARTY IS NOW. 1113 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:34,980 >> THEY WON'T BE HELD 1114 00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:35,980 ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE ONE THING 1115 00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:37,980 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOU 1116 00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:39,980 GET ELECTED WHICH IS POLICY? 1117 00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:42,980 THEY MAKE YOU CRY YOUR LIBERAL 1118 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:44,980 TEARS AND THERE WILL BE NO 1119 00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:45,980 ACCOUNTING. 1120 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:46,980 >> THERE WAS NO REPUBLICAN 1121 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:48,980 PLATFORM IN 2020, THERE WAS NO 1122 00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:49,980 PLATFORM. 1123 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:50,980 THEY ABOLISHED THE PLATFORM, 1124 00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:53,980 THAT'S THEIR POLICY. 1125 00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:55,980 IF YOU ABOLISH YOUR PLATFORM, 1126 00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:56,980 YOU ARE A PARTY WITHOUT POLICY. 1127 00:38:57,020 --> 00:39:01,980 >> THE PLATFORM IS TRIGGERING 1128 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:08,980 THE LIBS AND FUCK YOUR FEELINGS. 1129 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:10,980 >> Bill: WHAT A GREAT NOTE TO 1130 00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:11,980 BRING OUT DAVID. 1131 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:12,980 HE'S THE NYT NATIONAL SECURITY 1132 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,000 CORRESPONDENT AND EXECUTIVE 1133 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,020 PRODUCER OF THE NEW HBO 1134 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:14,980 DOCUMENTARY, "THE PERFECT 1135 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:15,980 WEAPON," BASED ON HIS BOOK OF 1136 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:16,980 THE SAME TITLE, NOW STREAMING ON 1137 00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:24,000 HBO MAX: DAVID SANGER. 1138 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:24,960 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1139 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,980 GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE, YOUR 1140 00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:27,980 BOOK, THE DOCUMENTARY FANTASTIC, 1141 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:29,980 IT'S ABOUT CYBER WARFARE AND I 1142 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:30,980 FEEL LIKE THIS ELECTION THAT WE 1143 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:35,980 ARE ABOUT TO HAVE IS A BATTLE IN 1144 00:39:36,020 --> 00:39:37,980 THIS WAR. 1145 00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:40,980 I HESITATE TO SAY THIS IS THE 1146 00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:42,980 FUTURE OF CYBER WARFARE, I FEEL 1147 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:45,000 LIKE IT'S ACTUALLY THE PRESENT 1148 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:46,020 OF WARFARE AND PEOPLE HAVEN'T 1149 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:47,980 CAUGHT ON TO THAT YET, WOULD YOU 1150 00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:50,980 AGREE WITH THAT ASSESSMENT? 1151 00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:53,980 >> IT'S DEFINITELY THE PRESENT 1152 00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:56,980 AND SO FAR, WE'VE BEEN LUCKY. 1153 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,980 INSTEAD OF WARFARE, IT'S BEEN 1154 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:02,980 LOW LEVEL DAILY, CONSTANT 1155 00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:03,980 CONFLICT. 1156 00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:04,980 EVERYBODY HAS BEEN REALLY 1157 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:06,980 CAREFUL, EVEN THE RUSSIANS NOT 1158 00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:08,980 TO TAKE IT RIGHT UP TO THAT 1159 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:09,980 NOTCH THAT WOULD LEAD TO A 1160 00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:11,980 MILITARY CONFLICT AND THAT'S 1161 00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:13,980 WHAT MAKES THE NEXT FEW DAYS SO 1162 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:17,980 FASCINATING BECAUSE AS WE 1163 00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:19,980 DESCRIBE END OF JOHN DiMAGGIO 1164 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:20,980 HAS PLAYED OUT SO WELL AS THE 1165 00:40:21,020 --> 00:40:23,980 DIRECTOR OF THE DOCUMENTARY, 1166 00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:27,980 WHAT HAPPENS OVER THE NEXT WEEK, 1167 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:28,980 WHETHER THE RUSSIANS FEEL LIKE 1168 00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:30,980 THEY'VE BEEN BEATEN BACK BY U.S. 1169 00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:32,980 CYBER COMMAND, BY ALL OF THE 1170 00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:34,980 PUBLICITY OR WHETHER OR NOT THEY 1171 00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:36,980 FEEL LIKE THEY CAN GO MESS WITH 1172 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:38,980 THE ELECTION AND THE IRANIANS 1173 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:39,980 TOO, MAY WELL DECIDE WHAT'S 1174 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,980 GOING ON AND MAY WELL DECIDE 1175 00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:43,980 WHETHER DONALD TRUMP CAN STAND 1176 00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:46,980 UP AND SAY THERE'S BEEN FOREIGN 1177 00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:48,980 INTERFERENCE, WE NEED TO STOP 1178 00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:51,980 AND THINK ABOUT WHERE THESE 1179 00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:53,340 ELECT DOORS CAME FROM. 1180 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,980 >> Bill: YOU MENTION THE 1181 00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:55,980 IRRADIANCE, I READ A STORY ABOUT 1182 00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:58,980 THE PROUD BOYS WHICH WE MENTION 1183 00:40:59,020 --> 00:40:59,980 HERE EARLIER, THEY ARE KIND OF A 1184 00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:02,980 PARAMILITARY GROUP THAT WORK FOR 1185 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:03,980 TRUMP. 1186 00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:04,980 THERE WAS SOME STUFF ATTRIBUTED 1187 00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:06,980 TO THEM ONLINE AND IT TURNED OUT 1188 00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:11,980 OR IT WAS SAID THAT THIS WAS THE 1189 00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:13,980 IRANIANS POSING AS THE PROUD 1190 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:14,980 BOYS AND WE'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE, 1191 00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:15,980 PEOPLE TRY TO GET PEOPLE ON THE 1192 00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:18,980 OTHER SIDE EXCITED, THEY ARE 1193 00:41:19,020 --> 00:41:19,980 TRYING TO SOW CHAOS AND 1194 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:21,980 DIVISIVENESS SO IT WASN'T REALLY 1195 00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:23,880 THE PROUD BOYS POSTING THAT, IT 1196 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:24,980 WAS THE IRANIANS AND I READ IT 1197 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,980 WAS POSSIBLY THE RUSSIANS POSING 1198 00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:29,980 AS THE IRANIANS POSING AS THE 1199 00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:33,980 PROUD BOYS. 1200 00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:34,980 WE ARE LIVING IN THIS HALL OF 1201 00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:36,980 MIRRORS AGE WHERE WE DON'T KNOW 1202 00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:38,980 WHO IS DOING WHAT OR WHERE IT'S 1203 00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:40,980 COMING FROM, HOW DO WE COUNTER 1204 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:44,980 THAT? 1205 00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:49,980 >> AS DONALD TRUMP FAMOUSLY SAID 1206 00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:51,980 FOUR YEARS AGO, IT COULD'VE BEEN 1207 00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:53,820 A 400-POUND GUY SITTING AT THE 1208 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:54,020 EDGE OF HIS BED. 1209 00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,980 >> Bill: HIM. 1210 00:41:56,020 --> 00:41:58,000 >> IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE U.S. 1211 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,980 INTELLIGENCE TRACKED DOWN THAT 1212 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:02,980 THE EMAILS WERE COMING FROM THE 1213 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:03,980 IRANIANS, DID YOU READ THEM? 1214 00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:06,980 THEY READ A LITTLE BIT LIKE THE 1215 00:42:07,020 --> 00:42:11,980 SCRIPTWRITERS -- THEY WANT THE 1216 00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:14,980 SMOOTHEST THING THAT WAS EVER 1217 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:16,980 DONE, THEY ROUTED THEM THROUGH 1218 00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:18,980 SAUDI ARABIA AND ESTONIA AND IT 1219 00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:19,980 GOT DELIVERED TO A FEW HUNDRED 1220 00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:21,980 PEOPLE IN FLORIDA AND ALASKA AND 1221 00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:23,980 MAYBE A FEW OTHERS. 1222 00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:25,980 THAT WAS PRETTY AMATEUR WORK. 1223 00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:28,980 WHAT WORRIES ME MORE OUT OF THIS 1224 00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:29,980 IS SOME OTHER THINGS WE'VE SEEN 1225 00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:32,980 HAPPEN IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS. 1226 00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:38,980 THE RUSSIANS MOVED THERE A TEAM, 1227 00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:40,980 THE GROUP THAT BROKE INTO ALL 1228 00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:41,980 THE AMERICAN UTILITIES, THE 1229 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,980 POWER GRID, THEY HAVEN'T TURNED 1230 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:44,980 OFF THE POWER YET, THEY KNOW 1231 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:46,980 THAT WOULD BE A STEP TOO FAR BUT 1232 00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:47,980 THEY ARE BEGINNING TO FOCUS ON 1233 00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:49,980 STATE AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT, SO 1234 00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:51,980 FAR THEY HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE 1235 00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:52,980 ELECTION INFRASTRUCTURE. 1236 00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:54,980 MAYBE THEY WILL NEXT WEEK, MAYBE 1237 00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:56,980 THEY DID IT TO PSYCH US OUT BUT 1238 00:42:57,020 --> 00:43:00,000 AS YOU SAY, IT'S A HALL OF 1239 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,020 MIRRORS. 1240 00:43:00,020 --> 00:43:01,980 >> Bill: REALLY NOTHING IS 1241 00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:03,980 SAFE, WE SAW THIS WITH 1242 00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:04,980 CORPORATIONS I'M A REMEMBER SONY 1243 00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:07,980 HACK IN 2014? 1244 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,980 THEY PUT OUT SETH ROGEN'S MOVIE 1245 00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:12,980 AND NORTH KOREA DIDN'T LIKE IT 1246 00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:13,980 AND THEN EVERYBODY'S EMAILS AND 1247 00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:15,980 WE FOUND OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON 1248 00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:17,980 WITH THE EXECUTIVES AT SONY AND 1249 00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:18,980 SHELDON ADELSON GOT HACKED 1250 00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:19,980 BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T LIKE 1251 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:23,980 SOMETHING HE SAID, I DIDN'T LIKE 1252 00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:24,980 IT EITHER BUT -- THE CITY OF 1253 00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:26,980 BALTIMORE GOT IT, NOW WE ARE 1254 00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:30,980 SEEING RAN SOMEWHERE, WE ARE 1255 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:34,000 SEEING HOSPITALS ARE BEING 1256 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:34,020 THREATENED AND TARGETED BECAUSE 1257 00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:37,980 OF THE PANDEMIC AND THESE 1258 00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:38,980 HACKERS KNOW THEY CAN'T AFFORD 1259 00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:41,980 TO HAVE THEIR STUFF SHUT DOWN, 1260 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:42,980 THEY CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE THEIR 1261 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:44,980 TECHNOLOGY LOCKED UP. 1262 00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:47,980 THERE IS NO DEFENSE. 1263 00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:49,980 IT'S A LITTLE LIKE I FEEL LIKE 1264 00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:50,980 WHEN THEY STARTED STEALING MUSIC 1265 00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:51,980 AND EVERYBODY PANICKED AND 1266 00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:54,980 EVERYBODY JUST WENT WE CAN'T 1267 00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:57,000 STOP THIS, WE JUST HAVE TO GIVE 1268 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:57,020 IT AWAY. 1269 00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,980 WE HAVE TO GO TO STREAMING OR 1270 00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:02,980 WHATEVER AND MUSICIANS MAKE 1271 00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:03,980 NOTHING REALLY UNLESS THEY TOUR 1272 00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:05,980 BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T STOP IT. 1273 00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:06,980 WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT, IS 1274 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,980 THAT CORRECT? 1275 00:44:10,020 --> 00:44:10,980 >> PART OF IT IS CORRECT AND 1276 00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:12,980 PART OF IT WE ARE LEARNING HOW 1277 00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:13,980 TO STOP. 1278 00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:14,980 TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE HACKS 1279 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:17,980 YOU MENTIONED, SONY WAS ONE OF 1280 00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:18,980 THE MOST INTERESTING AND IN THE 1281 00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:21,000 DOCUMENTARY, SETH ROGEN TAKES 1282 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,980 YOU THROUGH THIS AS THE VICTIM 1283 00:44:24,020 --> 00:44:28,980 BUT THAT WAS A GEOPOLITICAL HAC 1284 00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:30,980 HACK, THEY GOT HACKED BY THE 1285 00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:32,980 NORTH KOREANS BECAUSE THE 1286 00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:35,980 NORTH KOREANS WANTED TO STOP A 1287 00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:37,980 MOVIE THAT ENVISIONED THE 1288 00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:38,980 ASSASSINATION OF KIM JONG UN. 1289 00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:39,980 IT SEEMED FUNNY IN HOLLYWOOD, 1290 00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:41,980 DIDN'T SEEM FUNNY TO THE 1291 00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:42,980 NORTH KOREANS AND A SONY WAS 1292 00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:43,980 WIDE OPEN. 1293 00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:48,980 IT TOOK THE NORTH KOREANS -- THE 1294 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:49,980 NORTH KOREANS AREN'T EXACTLY THE 1295 00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:51,980 TOP OF THE GAME HERE. 1296 00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:53,980 IT TOOK THEM JUST DAYS TO BREAK 1297 00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:54,980 IN TO SONY AND WHILE YOU 1298 00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:55,980 MENTIONED THEY RELEASED EMAILS 1299 00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:58,980 AND THEY DID COME OF THE MOST 1300 00:44:59,020 --> 00:44:59,980 INTERESTING THING IS THEY MELTED 1301 00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:01,980 DOWN ABOUT 70% OF SONY'S 1302 00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:05,980 COMPUTER SYSTEMS. 1303 00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:06,980 >> Bill: SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT 1304 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:08,980 SONY COULD NOT BE HACKED TODAY? 1305 00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:09,980 >> I'M NOT SAYING THEY COULDN'T 1306 00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:11,820 BE HACKED TODAY, I'M SAYING IT 1307 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,980 WAS NO EFFORT IN 2014. 1308 00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:17,980 THE SANDS CASINO WHICH WAS 1309 00:45:18,020 --> 00:45:19,980 SHELDON ADELSON'S CASINO, WHY 1310 00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:20,980 WERE THEY HACKED? 1311 00:45:21,020 --> 00:45:22,980 BECAUSE HE HAD SUGGESTED THAT WE 1312 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,980 DROP A NUCLEAR WEAPON IN THE 1313 00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:26,640 IRANIAN DESERT AND SHOW THE 1314 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,980 IRANIANS A LESSON AND THEY SAID 1315 00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:30,980 DESERT, GUYS GOT A CASINO, IT 1316 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:34,980 WOULD BE A REAL SHAME, RIGHT? 1317 00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:36,980 THOSE ARE TWO WHERE I THINK WE 1318 00:45:37,020 --> 00:45:37,980 PROBABLY COULD HAVE PROTECTED 1319 00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:39,000 AGAINST IT. 1320 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 THE HARDER QUESTION IS THE 1321 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:42,020 DISINFORMATION ISSUES AND THE 1322 00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:44,980 QUESTION OF WHETHER OR NOT YOU 1323 00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:46,980 CAN PROTECT SOMETHING AS BROAD 1324 00:45:47,020 --> 00:45:47,980 AS THE ELECTION INFRASTRUCTURE 1325 00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:48,980 HAS BEEN. 1326 00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:51,000 I'M NOT THAT WORRIED ABOUT THE 1327 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:52,980 VOTING MACHINES, BUT THE 1328 00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:53,980 REGISTRATION SYSTEMS, DID YOU 1329 00:45:54,020 --> 00:45:54,980 SEE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE 1330 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:58,980 GOVERNOR OF FLORIDA WENT TO GO 1331 00:45:59,020 --> 00:45:59,980 FELT LAST MONDAY? 1332 00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:02,980 IT TURNS OUT SOME HACKER HAD 1333 00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:03,980 GOTTEN IN AND CHANGED HIS 1334 00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:05,000 REGISTRATION FROM TALLAHASSEE TO 1335 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:05,020 WEST PALM BEACH. 1336 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,980 IF YOU CAN DO IT, HOW HARD CAN 1337 00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:07,980 THAT BE? 1338 00:46:08,020 --> 00:46:09,980 >> Bill: IF YOU LIKE WERE 1339 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:10,980 ALWAYS FIGHTING THE LAST WAR. 1340 00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:12,980 IF YOU HAVE THIS TECHNOLOGY COME 1341 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:13,980 IF YOU HAVE HACKERS, WHY 1342 00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:15,980 WOULDN'T YOU? 1343 00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:17,980 YOU MENTION IN THE BOOK AND IT'S 1344 00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:18,980 IN THE DOCUMENTARY THAT WE 1345 00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:23,980 STARTED THIS WITH STOCKS NET IN 1346 00:46:24,020 --> 00:46:25,980 2007, WE WANTED TO CRIPPLE THE 1347 00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:26,980 IRANIAN NUCLEAR FACILITIES, WE 1348 00:46:27,020 --> 00:46:28,980 DID IT WITH A HACK JUST AS IF WE 1349 00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:30,980 HAD SENT B-1 BOMBERS. 1350 00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:36,000 IT HAD THE EXACT SAME EFFECT AND 1351 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS ARE FAX 1352 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:40,020 MACHINES. 1353 00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:44,980 THAT'S NOT WHERE IT IS ANYMORE. 1354 00:46:45,020 --> 00:46:45,980 >> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AND 1355 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:47,980 YET WE ARE SPENDING FAR MORE ON 1356 00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:49,580 THE AIRCRAFT CARRIERS, THE 1357 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:50,980 AIRPLANES AND ALL THAT THEN WE 1358 00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:57,980 ARE ON THE CYBER WEAPONS. 1359 00:46:58,020 --> 00:46:59,980 THE STUXNET HACK WHICH WAS 1360 00:47:00,020 --> 00:47:00,980 CODENAMED OLYMPIC GAMES WAS 1361 00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:01,980 REALLY FASCINATING BECAUSE ON 1362 00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:04,980 THE ONE HAND WE WERE ABLE TO 1363 00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:05,980 CRIPPLE THE IRANIAN PROGRAM FOR 1364 00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:07,880 A YEAR OR SO, THE UNITED STATES 1365 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:08,980 WAS ABLE TO DO THAT -- ON THE 1366 00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:11,980 OTHER HAND, IT LEGITIMIZED THIS 1367 00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:14,980 FORM OF COMBAT AND AS 1368 00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:15,980 PRESIDENT OBAMA WARNED HIS STAFF 1369 00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:17,980 AS HE WAS APPROVING SOME OF 1370 00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:20,980 THESE, SOONER OR LATER EVERY 1371 00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:22,980 COUNTRY THAT WANTS TO HACK US 1372 00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:23,980 ANYWAYS GOING TO SAY THE 1373 00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:27,000 AMERICANS ARE DOING IT, WHY 1374 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:27,020 CAN'T WE? 1375 00:47:27,020 --> 00:47:31,980 >> Bill: GREAT WORK, GREAT 1376 00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:34,980 DOC, NOW IT'S TIME FOR NEW 1377 00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:37,980 RULES, EVERYBODY -- NEW RULES! 1378 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:38,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1379 00:47:39,020 --> 00:47:39,980 NEW RULE: IF YOU TEST POSITIVE 1380 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:40,980 FOR COVID19 IN THE MIDDLE OF A 1381 00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:42,980 BASEBALL GAME, LIKE JUSTIN 1382 00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:43,980 TURNER DID, DON'T HUMP ALL YOUR 1383 00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:49,000 FRIENDS IN A DOGPILE. 1384 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:50,020 [LAUGHTER] 1385 00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:50,980 I KNOW, I KNOW, THIS WEEK WAS 1386 00:47:51,020 --> 00:47:51,980 THE HIGHPOINT OF YOUR LIFE AND 1387 00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:52,980 YOU WANTED TO CELEBRATE UNDER A 1388 00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:56,980 PILE OF MEN. 1389 00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:57,980 YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW LINDSEY 1390 00:47:58,020 --> 00:48:02,000 GRAHAM FELT. 1391 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,600 [LAUGHTER] 1392 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:10,000 [APPLAUSE] 1393 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:12,960 NEW RULE: SOMEBODY NEEDS TO 1394 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:13,980 BREAK IT TO JACKSON OSWALT, THE 1395 00:48:14,020 --> 00:48:14,980 MEMPHIS TEEN WHO ACHIEVED 1396 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:15,980 NUCLEAR FUSION IN HIS BEDROOM AT 1397 00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:16,980 THE AGE OF TWELVE - THAT NOBODY 1398 00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:17,980 GIVES A SHIT. 1399 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,980 THIS IS AMERICA, NOT SOME NERD 1400 00:48:20,020 --> 00:48:21,700 COUNTRY THAT'S INTO SCIENCE. 1401 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,980 YOU WANT TO IMPRESS PEOPLE, LOSE 1402 00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:23,980 THE LAB COAT AND START SHAKING 1403 00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:31,000 YOUR ASS ON TIKTOK. 1404 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:31,020 [LAUGHTER] 1405 00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:32,980 [APPLAUSE] 1406 00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:33,980 NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO TELL 1407 00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:34,980 MILEY CYRUS, WHO THIS WEEK 1408 00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:37,980 INSISTED SHE WAS ONCE "CHASED 1409 00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,980 DOWN" BY UFOS, BUT, QUOTE, "I'D 1410 00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:40,980 ALSO BOUGHT WEED WAX FROM A GUY 1411 00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:42,980 IN A VAN IN FRONT OF A TACO 1412 00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:45,980 SHOP, SO IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE 1413 00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:53,000 WEED WAX" - IT WAS THE WEED WAX. 1414 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:53,020 [LAUGHTER] 1415 00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:55,980 [APPLAUSE] 1416 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:56,980 NEW RULE: PEOPLE WHO DOWNLOAD 1417 00:48:57,020 --> 00:48:57,980 EASY TITHE, THE APP THAT LETS 1418 00:48:58,020 --> 00:48:59,980 YOU DONATE MONEY TO YOUR CHURCH, 1419 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,980 HAVE TO DOWNLOAD ANOTHER APP 1420 00:49:02,020 --> 00:49:04,980 CALLED HARD TRUTH, WHICH TELLS 1421 00:49:05,020 --> 00:49:05,980 YOU 50% OF YOUR DONATION WENT TO 1422 00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:08,980 LEGAL SETTLEMENTS FOR CHILD 1423 00:49:09,020 --> 00:49:10,980 MOLESTING, 40% TO PAY FOR THE 1424 00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:13,000 LAWYERS, AND THE REMAINING 10%? 1425 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:21,000 TAKING KIDS OUT FOR ICE CREAM! 1426 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:22,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1427 00:49:23,020 --> 00:49:23,980 NEW RULE: THE MAKERS OF THE NEW 1428 00:49:24,020 --> 00:49:24,980 ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION CREAM, 1429 00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:26,980 EROXON, TOUTED TO WORK WITHIN 1430 00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:28,880 JUST FIVE MINUTES OF RUBBING IT 1431 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:29,980 DIRECTLY ON YOUR PENIS, HAVE TO 1432 00:49:30,020 --> 00:49:32,000 ADMIT THAT'S PRETTY MUCH TRUE OF 1433 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:40,000 ANY CREAM. 1434 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:40,000 [LAUGHTER] 1435 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:49,980 [APPLAUSE] 1436 00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:50,980 A LITTLE DICK JOKE BEFORE THE 1437 00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:52,980 ELECTION, COME ON. 1438 00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:53,980 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1439 00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:54,980 NO MATTER WHICH SIDE WINS ON 1440 00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:55,980 TUESDAY, LET'S SKIP THE CIVIL 1441 00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:56,980 WAR AND GO RIGHT TO 1442 00:49:57,020 --> 00:50:01,980 RECONCILIATION. 1443 00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:04,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1444 00:50:05,020 --> 00:50:05,980 34% OF THE VOTERS THINK THERE 1445 00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:06,980 WILL BE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR IN THE 1446 00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:07,980 NEXT FIVE YEARS, AND I'D LIKE TO 1447 00:50:08,020 --> 00:50:09,980 REMIND THEM OF ONE THING: 1448 00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:11,980 AMERICA IS A FAMILY. 1449 00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:13,980 AND THE DEFINITION OF "FAMILY" 1450 00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:16,000 IS PEOPLE WHO HATE EACH OTHER 1451 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:25,980 WITHOUT RESORTING TO VIOLENCE. 1452 00:50:26,020 --> 00:50:28,980 WE HAVE TO SEE EACH OTHER NOT AS 1453 00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:31,000 MORTAL ENEMIES, BUT RATHER 1454 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,980 MERELY AS ROOMMATES FROM HELL. 1455 00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:34,640 IF WE WANT TO SIMPLY EXIST, 1456 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:35,980 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND A 1457 00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:38,980 WAY TO WORK TOGETHER. 1458 00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:39,980 LIKE THE ROLLING STONES. 1459 00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:42,980 A LOT LIKE THE ROLLING STONES, 1460 00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:47,980 BECAUSE WE ALSO NEED A COMEBACK 1461 00:50:48,020 --> 00:50:48,980 TOUR TO PAY THE BILLS. 1462 00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:51,000 SO LET'S NOT HAVE A CIVIL WAR 1463 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:51,020 WITH THE TRUMPERS. 1464 00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:52,000 WE'RE NO GOOD AT WAR, AND 1465 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:59,980 THEY'RE NO GOOD AT BEING CIVIL. 1466 00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:01,000 [LAUGHTER] 1467 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:01,020 [APPLAUSE] 1468 00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:01,980 LIKE "EM OR NOT, THEY'RE NOT 1469 00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:02,980 GOING ANYWHERE - NEITHER SIDE 1470 00:51:03,020 --> 00:51:03,980 IS. 1471 00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:04,980 THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO EVER 1472 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,980 THREATEN TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY 1473 00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:07,980 ARE RICH CELEBRITIES, AND NONE 1474 00:51:08,020 --> 00:51:08,980 OF THEM EVER DO. 1475 00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:10,980 PEOPLE KEEP SENDING ME THESE 1476 00:51:11,020 --> 00:51:11,980 MAPS SHOWING HOW RED STATES AND 1477 00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:12,980 BLUE STATES SHOULD JUST GO OUR 1478 00:51:13,020 --> 00:51:13,980 SEPARATE WAYS. 1479 00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:15,980 "WE'LL GET NEW YORK, THEY'LL GET 1480 00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:20,980 TEXAS" - SHUT THE FUCK UP. 1481 00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:22,980 [LAUGHTER] 1482 00:51:23,020 --> 00:51:23,980 [APPLAUSE] 1483 00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:24,980 TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO'S 1484 00:51:25,020 --> 00:51:26,980 TRAVELLED THIS COUNTRY MY WHOLE 1485 00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:27,980 LIFE, THERE ARE NO RED STATES OR 1486 00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:28,980 BLUE STATES. 1487 00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:29,980 THEY'RE ALL LIKE MITCH 1488 00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:32,000 MCCONNELL'S HAND - SOME SHADE OF 1489 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:39,980 PURPLE. 1490 00:51:40,020 --> 00:51:41,980 WE CAN'T HAVE A SECOND CIVIL WAR 1491 00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:42,980 BECAUSE THE TWO SIDES AREN'T 1492 00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:45,980 NEATLY SEPARATED ANYMORE. 1493 00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:47,980 THE MASON-DIXON LINE OF TODAY 1494 00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:48,980 WOULD CUT THROUGH STATES, 1495 00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:51,000 CITIES, STREETS. 1496 00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:00,980 EVEN BEDROOMS. 1497 00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:01,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1498 00:52:02,020 --> 00:52:02,980 WE'RE AMONGST EACH OTHER NOW, 1499 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:03,980 ALL SWIRLED TOGETHER AND MARBLED 1500 00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:05,980 IN. 1501 00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:08,980 THERE ARE 3.8 MILLION HILLARY 1502 00:52:09,020 --> 00:52:11,980 VOTERS IN TEXAS AND 4.5 MILLION 1503 00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:17,980 TRUMP VOTERS IN CALIFORNIA. 1504 00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:19,980 WE CAN'T GO TO WAR, MY DRY 1505 00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:22,980 CLEANER IS BEHIND ENEMY LINES. 1506 00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:23,980 I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT THE BATTLE 1507 00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:28,980 OF TRADER JOE'S. 1508 00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:29,980 WE HAVE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WAYS 1509 00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:31,980 TO START WORKING WITH EACH OTHER 1510 00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:33,980 AGAIN, AND THE WAY WE'VE ALWAYS 1511 00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,880 DONE THAT IN THE PAST IS WITH A 1512 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:36,980 GRAND BARGAIN. 1513 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:38,980 MR. PRESIDENT, YOU MUST KNOW 1514 00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:40,980 THIS, YOU'RE THE BIG DEAL MAKER 1515 00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:42,980 - AND I KNOW YOU WATCH THIS SHOW 1516 00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:49,000 EVERY WEEK, "BY ACCIDENT." 1517 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:49,020 [LAUGHTER] 1518 00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:52,980 [APPLAUSE] 1519 00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:53,980 YOU'RE LIKE THE GUY IN THE 1520 00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:54,980 EMERGENCY ROOM WHO, DARN THE 1521 00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:55,980 LUCK, KEEPS GETTING A ZUCCHINI 1522 00:52:56,020 --> 00:53:02,980 STUCK UP HIS ASS. 1523 00:53:03,020 --> 00:53:03,980 I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED 1524 00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:04,980 AGAIN! 1525 00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:06,980 HERE'S A GRAND BARGAIN THAT 1526 00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:07,980 COULD WORK FOR EVERYBODY: IF 1527 00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:09,980 LIBERALS LOSE, WE WON'T LOOT 1528 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,000 FOOT LOCKER, AND IF YOU LOSE, 1529 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:19,980 YOU DON'T LOOT THE TREASURY. 1530 00:53:20,020 --> 00:53:21,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1531 00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:22,980 THAT'S HOW WE GET AMERICA BACK: 1532 00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:26,980 WITH A GRAND BARGAIN ON LOOTING. 1533 00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:28,980 CUZ I'LL ADMIT OUR SIDE HAS 1534 00:53:29,020 --> 00:53:29,980 LATELY BEEN HAVING A LITTLE 1535 00:53:30,020 --> 00:53:30,980 TROUBLE SAYING, "LOOTING IS 1536 00:53:31,020 --> 00:53:33,980 BAD." 1537 00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:35,980 AXIOS CHEERILY REPORTED THAT 1538 00:53:36,020 --> 00:53:36,980 "LOOTING CAN HAVE POSITIVE 1539 00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:37,980 EFFECTS" BECAUSE IT "GENERATES 1540 00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:39,980 CASH FOR THE LOOTERS." 1541 00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:46,000 YES, STEALING USUALLY DOES. 1542 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:46,020 [LAUGHTER] 1543 00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:46,980 THERE'S EVEN A BOOK CALLED "IN 1544 00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:47,980 DEFENSE OF LOOTING." 1545 00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:48,980 THE AUTHOR SAYS LOOTING 1546 00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:49,980 "PROVIDES PEOPLE WITH AN 1547 00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:50,980 IMAGINATIVE SENSE OF FREEDOM AND 1548 00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:54,980 PLEASURE." 1549 00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:55,980 [LAUGHTER] 1550 00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:59,980 SO DOES MASTURBATING IN A ZOOM 1551 00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:05,000 MEETING, BUT WE DON'T RECOMMEND 1552 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:05,000 [LAUGHTER] 1553 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:05,020 [APPLAUSE] 1554 00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:05,980 IT - HAVE WE LOST OUR MINDS? 1555 00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:07,980 STEALING BAD! 1556 00:54:08,020 --> 00:54:10,980 NO LOOTING THE MALL, AND ALSO NO 1557 00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:13,000 GUCCI LOAFERED REPUBLICAN 1558 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:13,020 LOOTERS RANSACKING THE 1559 00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:14,980 GOVERNMENT. 1560 00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:20,000 BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 1561 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1562 00:54:23,020 --> 00:54:26,000 THINKING, DON - YOU LOSE THE 1563 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:27,980 ELECTION AND "EVERYTHING MUST 1564 00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:29,980 GO. 1565 00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:31,980 LOST OUR LEASE. 1566 00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:33,980 GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE." 1567 00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:34,980 OH YES - YOU'LL BE SELLING 1568 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:39,000 PARDONS ON CRAIGSLIST. 1569 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:39,020 [LAUGHTER] 1570 00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:39,980 JARED WILL TURN THE SMITHSONIAN 1571 00:54:40,020 --> 00:54:41,980 INTO CONDOS. 1572 00:54:42,020 --> 00:54:42,980 YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO STRIP 1573 00:54:43,020 --> 00:54:43,980 THIS GOVERNMENT LIKE IT'S AN 1574 00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:44,980 ABANDONED RANGE ROVER IN A BAD 1575 00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:48,980 NEIGHBORHOOD. 1576 00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:50,980 AS WE SPEAK THEY'RE TRYING TO 1577 00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:53,980 PULL OFF ONE FINAL GIANT, SWAMPY 1578 00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:55,980 SCAM WITH THE NEW 5G, A DEAL ONE 1579 00:54:56,020 --> 00:54:57,980 OFFICIAL SAID IS PERHAPS "THE 1580 00:54:58,020 --> 00:54:59,980 BIGGEST HANDOFF OF ECONOMIC 1581 00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:00,980 POWER TO A SINGLE ENTITY IN 1582 00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:02,980 HISTORY," AFTER THE JEFF BEZOS 1583 00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:10,000 DIVORCE. 1584 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:10,020 [LAUGHTER] 1585 00:55:10,020 --> 00:55:11,980 [APPLAUSE] 1586 00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:13,980 TRUMP'S CRONIES ARE CUTTING 1587 00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:14,980 THEMSELVES IN: THIS IS LOOTING 1588 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,980 ON A MUCH GRANDER SCALE THAN 1589 00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:18,980 BOOSTING THE WINDOW DISPLAY AT 1590 00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:25,980 LULULEMON. 1591 00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:27,980 THEY'RE DOING IT WITH THE VIRUS 1592 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:28,980 AS WELL - IN SEPTEMBER THE STOCK 1593 00:55:29,020 --> 00:55:31,980 PRICE OF KODAK SURGED BECAUSE 1594 00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:33,980 THEY WERE GIVEN A HUGE CONTRACT 1595 00:55:34,020 --> 00:55:35,980 TO MAKE PANDEMIC DRUGS, WITH ONE 1596 00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:37,980 SMALL PROBLEM: KODAK DOESN'T 1597 00:55:38,020 --> 00:55:40,980 MAKE DRUGS. 1598 00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:46,000 THEY MAKE CAMERAS IN 1985. 1599 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:46,020 [LAUGHTER] 1600 00:55:46,020 --> 00:55:46,980 KODAK? 1601 00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:47,980 WHO WAS THE SECOND HIGHEST 1602 00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:48,980 BIDDER FOR THIS? 1603 00:55:49,020 --> 00:55:53,000 THE GAP? 1604 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:53,000 [LAUGHTER] 1605 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:53,020 [APPLAUSE] 1606 00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:54,000 STOP STEALING. 1607 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:55,980 IS THIS REALLY SUCH A HARD THING 1608 00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:57,980 FOR AMERICANS TO AGREE ON? 1609 00:55:58,020 --> 00:56:00,980 CAN WE AGREE ON SOMETHING - 1610 00:56:01,020 --> 00:56:01,980 ANYTHING - BECAUSE IT'S GETTING 1611 00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:04,980 CHIPPY OUT THERE. 1612 00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:05,980 PLEASE, WHATEVER HAPPENS 1613 00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:07,980 TUESDAY, LET'S FIND A WAY TO 1614 00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:08,980 LIVE TOGETHER. 1615 00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:09,980 WE HAVE TO. 1616 00:56:10,020 --> 00:56:10,980 BECAUSE NO OTHER COUNTRY WILL 1617 00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:17,000 TAKE US. 1618 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:17,020 [LAUGHTER] 1619 00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:18,000 I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS JOHN 1620 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:18,960 HEILEMANN, LIS SMITH, DAVID 1621 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,980 SANGER AND AL FRANKEN. 1622 00:56:21,020 --> 00:56:23,980 WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK. 1623 00:56:24,020 --> 00:56:26,980 WE HOPE! 1624 00:56:27,020 --> 00:56:29,980 ALL RIGHT, THANK THANK YOU, 1625 00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:36,000 FOLKS. 1626 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:46,980 ♪ ♪ 1627 00:56:47,020 --> 00:56:50,980 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1628 00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:52,000 ♪ ♪