1 00:00:03,060 --> 00:00:12,293 >> START THE CLOCK. 2 00:00:28,226 --> 00:00:31,226 >> Bill: THANK YOU, PLEASE, 3 00:00:31,293 --> 00:00:32,226 SIT DOWN. 4 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:33,993 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HAPPY TODAY, 5 00:00:34,060 --> 00:00:37,993 IT'S MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND. 6 00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:38,860 CHEERING AT HOME. 7 00:00:38,927 --> 00:00:40,860 I LOVE MEMORIAL DAY, I'M GLAD 8 00:00:40,927 --> 00:00:42,593 IT'S CALM BECAUSE FINALLY, I 9 00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:46,193 HAVE A CHANCE TO JUST KICK BACK 10 00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:48,694 AND HANG AROUND THE HOUSE. 11 00:00:51,827 --> 00:00:55,627 WE ALL SHOULD LOVE MEMORIAL DAY, 12 00:00:55,694 --> 00:00:57,126 WE SHOULD REMEMBER THE BRAVE 13 00:00:57,193 --> 00:00:58,226 AMERICANS WHO PUT THE LIVES ON 14 00:00:58,293 --> 00:00:59,794 THE LINE TO PROTECT OUR WAY OF 15 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,993 LIFE -- I'M TALKING OF COURSE 16 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:03,960 ABOUT THE DELIVERY PEOPLE FROM 17 00:01:04,026 --> 00:01:06,427 GRUBHUB. 18 00:01:06,493 --> 00:01:08,293 THE BIG MEDICAL NEWS THIS WEEK 19 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,060 IS REMEMBER HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE? 20 00:01:11,126 --> 00:01:11,827 THE STUFF THEY SAID WAS GOING TO 21 00:01:11,894 --> 00:01:14,660 BE THAT BIG YOU ARE ALL, THEN 22 00:01:14,727 --> 00:01:16,460 THEY SAID IT DOESN'T WORK, IT'S 23 00:01:16,527 --> 00:01:18,160 NOT FOR THIS -- TRUMP NOW SAYS 24 00:01:18,226 --> 00:01:22,226 HE'S ON IT, HE'S TAKING IT. 25 00:01:22,293 --> 00:01:26,660 NOT ONLY THAT, HE GOT MAD AT THE 26 00:01:26,727 --> 00:01:27,427 FOX NEWS ANCHOR NEIL CAVUTO 27 00:01:27,493 --> 00:01:29,226 BECAUSE NEIL CAVUTO HEARD HIM 28 00:01:29,293 --> 00:01:31,226 SAY I'M TAKING THIS STUFF AND HE 29 00:01:31,293 --> 00:01:33,927 SAID THAT WILL KILL YOU. 30 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:39,393 TRUMP -- THIS MAN, FIRST HE SAYS 31 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:41,460 LET'S TRY DRINKING HOUSEHOLD 32 00:01:41,527 --> 00:01:42,860 DISINFECTANT. 33 00:01:42,927 --> 00:01:46,126 NOW HE'S ON THIS SHIT. 34 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,894 TODAY, VLADIMIR PUTIN SAYS I 35 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,026 HOPE WE DON'T HAVE TO POISON 36 00:01:50,093 --> 00:01:51,427 THIS MOTHERFUCKER, I DON'T KNOW 37 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:53,593 IF WE HAVE ANYTHING STRONG 38 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:55,460 ENOUGH. 39 00:01:55,794 --> 00:01:58,427 THIS DRUG IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE 40 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,060 LUPUS OR MALARIA. 41 00:02:00,126 --> 00:02:02,660 WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND THIS: THE 42 00:02:02,727 --> 00:02:03,727 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 43 00:02:03,794 --> 00:02:05,493 HAS PUT HIMSELF ON A DRUG FOR 44 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,226 TWO DISEASES HE DOES NOT HAVE, 45 00:02:09,293 --> 00:02:11,393 ALSO HE'S STARTING SOMETHING 46 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:19,093 NEXT WEEK FOR VAGINITIS. 47 00:02:19,694 --> 00:02:21,293 JUST TO BE SAFE. 48 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,260 I DON'T GET THIS DONALD TRUMP. 49 00:02:23,327 --> 00:02:25,060 HE'S NEVER HAD A DRINK, NEVER 50 00:02:25,126 --> 00:02:26,560 DID POT, NO DRUGS IN COLLEGE BUT 51 00:02:26,627 --> 00:02:30,093 AT THE AGE OF 73, LAURA INGRAHAM 52 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,894 COMES BY AND SAYS HEY MAN, PUT 53 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,860 THIS ON YOUR TONGUE AND HE'S 54 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:37,293 LIKE "I'M ALL IN." 55 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,894 BUT OF COURSE HE ALWAYS IS THE 56 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,093 MASTER OF CHANGING THE SUBJECT. 57 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,460 THIS WEEK IT WAS TO OBAMA GATE, 58 00:02:44,527 --> 00:02:48,093 WHAT A SCANDAL. 59 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,160 ALREADY LOSING STEAM BECAUSE IT 60 00:02:50,226 --> 00:02:51,727 LACKS THAT CRUCIAL INGREDIENT 61 00:02:51,794 --> 00:02:54,160 THAT MOST SCANDALS NEED TO HAVE, 62 00:02:54,226 --> 00:02:56,660 AN ALLEGATION. 63 00:03:01,527 --> 00:03:03,026 TRUMP FAMINES ARE READY TO BE 64 00:03:03,093 --> 00:03:04,627 ALL ANGRY AT THIS, BUT THEY 65 00:03:04,694 --> 00:03:07,694 DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 66 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,293 EVEN GLENN BECK'S CHALKBOARD 67 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:14,293 SAYS "TO BE DETERMINED." 68 00:03:14,993 --> 00:03:17,393 I GUESS THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS 69 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:20,694 IS ALL 50 STATES NOW OR AT LEAST 70 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,760 PARTIALLY OPEN BUT AGAIN, NO 71 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:23,193 PLAN. 72 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:25,226 NO CONSISTENCIES, IT'S THE 73 00:03:25,293 --> 00:03:27,694 OPPOSITE OF AFGHANISTAN, WE HAVE 74 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,327 NO ENTRANCE STRATEGY. 75 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:32,527 THE THEME SEEMS TO BE YOU CAN GO 76 00:03:32,593 --> 00:03:34,360 OUT BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN. 77 00:03:34,427 --> 00:03:37,560 WHAT MARRIED PEOPLE CALL DATE 78 00:03:37,627 --> 00:03:40,060 NIGHT. 79 00:03:43,126 --> 00:03:44,760 FOR EXAMPLE, CALIFORNIA HAS 80 00:03:44,827 --> 00:03:46,327 REOPENED SOME PARKS, BEACHES, 81 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,727 HIKING TRAILS, BUT AGAIN, THE 82 00:03:48,794 --> 00:03:50,126 INCONSISTENCIES -- YOU CAN WALK 83 00:03:50,193 --> 00:03:53,193 ON THE BEACH BUT YOU CAN'T 84 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:53,727 CONGREGATE, AND YET THE 85 00:03:53,794 --> 00:03:58,360 RESTROOMS ARE OPEN FOR GAY SEX. 86 00:03:58,427 --> 00:04:00,560 HIKING IS BIG OUT HERE, PEOPLE 87 00:04:00,627 --> 00:04:01,527 ARE ALWAYS GOING HIKING, YOU 88 00:04:01,593 --> 00:04:03,160 KNOW WHAT HIKING IS, THAT'S WHEN 89 00:04:03,226 --> 00:04:05,794 A GUY AND A GIRL WALK UP THE 90 00:04:05,860 --> 00:04:06,760 MOUNTAIN BECAUSE SHE WANTS 91 00:04:06,827 --> 00:04:09,060 EXERCISE AND HE THINKS IT'S A 92 00:04:09,126 --> 00:04:10,727 DATE. 93 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:12,694 GEORGIA ONE OF THE FIRST STATES 94 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:17,393 TO REOPEN, AGAIN, INCONSISTENT. 95 00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:19,226 YOU CAN GO TO THE WAFFLE HOUSE 96 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:24,060 TO EAT, BUT THE BAND REMAINS ON 97 00:04:24,126 --> 00:04:28,560 PARKING LOT FISTFIGHTS. 98 00:04:29,427 --> 00:04:31,593 IN GEORGIA AND IN TEXAS, THEY 99 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:32,360 OPEN THE CHURCHES AND THEN THEY 100 00:04:32,427 --> 00:04:34,226 HAD TO RECLOSE THEM BECAUSE 101 00:04:34,293 --> 00:04:35,760 PEOPLE THOUGHT THE DISEASE -- I 102 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:37,593 MAKE FUN OF RELIGION, BUT I 103 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:38,927 CAN'T BLAME PEOPLE FOR WANTING 104 00:04:39,026 --> 00:04:41,427 TO GO TO CHURCH IN PERSON AND 105 00:04:41,493 --> 00:04:42,794 HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE. 106 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:44,427 THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT 107 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,327 SPEAKING IN TONGUES OVER ZOOM 108 00:04:46,393 --> 00:04:49,694 THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE AN 109 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:50,226 IDIOT. 110 00:04:50,293 --> 00:04:51,393 OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW, 111 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:52,960 TONIGHT WE HAVE MICHAEL MOORE, 112 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:57,627 THOMAS FRIEDMAN, AND DR. CATE 113 00:04:57,694 --> 00:05:01,427 SHANAHAN - 114 00:05:01,493 --> 00:05:04,760 LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT. 115 00:05:04,827 --> 00:05:06,427 HE'S THE PULITZER PRIZE WINNING 116 00:05:06,493 --> 00:05:07,126 COLUMNIST FOR 117 00:05:07,193 --> 00:05:08,360 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" AND AUTHOR 118 00:05:08,427 --> 00:05:12,093 OF A BEST SELLER, THOMAS 119 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,827 FRIEDMAN IS WITH US FROM 120 00:05:14,894 --> 00:05:15,126 NEW YORK -- 121 00:05:15,193 --> 00:05:15,727 >> ACTUALLY MARYLAND. 122 00:05:15,794 --> 00:05:16,794 >> Bill: YOUR COLUMNS HAVE 123 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:19,727 BEEN FANTASTIC IN THESE HORRIBLE 124 00:05:19,794 --> 00:05:21,427 TIMES, HORRIBLE TIMES, GREAT 125 00:05:21,493 --> 00:05:21,627 COLUMNS. 126 00:05:21,727 --> 00:05:23,860 WHEN I READ THEM, I CAN'T HELP 127 00:05:23,927 --> 00:05:26,060 BUT THINK OF YOUR SEMINAL BOOK 128 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:28,460 "THE WORLD IS FLAT" AND HOW YOU 129 00:05:28,527 --> 00:05:29,760 ARE THE GUY THAT IDENTIFIED THE 130 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:32,527 ISSUE THAT WE ARE ALL SO 131 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,894 INTERCONNECTED. 132 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:35,894 ORIGINALLY THAT WAS MORE ABOUT 133 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:36,493 ECONOMICS AND TECHNOLOGY, BUT 134 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,527 NOW WE SEE IT'S REALLY ABOUT 135 00:05:38,593 --> 00:05:42,527 DISEASE TOO , RIGHT? >> YEAH. 136 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:44,527 BASICALLY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING 137 00:05:44,593 --> 00:05:46,193 BACK AT THE LAST 20 YEARS AND 138 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:49,427 WHAT I REALIZED -- I'VE ACTUALLY 139 00:05:49,493 --> 00:05:50,927 BEEN COVERING ONE PANDEMIC AFTER 140 00:05:50,993 --> 00:05:53,260 ANOTHER, BUT OF A DIFFERENT 141 00:05:53,327 --> 00:05:53,794 KIND. 142 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:55,694 FIRST I COVERED A GEOPOLITICAL 143 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,460 PANDEMIC CALLED 9/11, THEN I 144 00:05:57,527 --> 00:05:59,827 COVERED A FINANCIAL PANDEMIC 145 00:05:59,894 --> 00:06:03,460 CALLED 2008, NOW I'M COVERING A 146 00:06:03,527 --> 00:06:04,026 BIOLOGICAL PANDEMIC CALLED 147 00:06:04,093 --> 00:06:05,694 COVID-19, AND I'M PROBABLY ABOUT 148 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,827 TO COVER AN ATMOSPHERIC PANDEMIC 149 00:06:08,894 --> 00:06:10,927 CALLED CLIMATE CHANGE. 150 00:06:10,993 --> 00:06:13,226 THE REASON THESE ARE HAPPENING 151 00:06:13,293 --> 00:06:15,660 MORE OFTEN IS ONE, THE WORLD IS 152 00:06:15,727 --> 00:06:18,894 GETTING MORE TIGHTLY WOUND 153 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,427 TOGETHER THROUGH GLOBALIZATION, 154 00:06:20,493 --> 00:06:21,627 TECHNOLOGY, AIR TRAVEL -- WHO 155 00:06:21,694 --> 00:06:24,060 KNEW THAT THERE WERE 50 FLIGHTS 156 00:06:24,126 --> 00:06:28,060 FROM WUHAN DIRECT TO AMERICA 157 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,060 BETWEEN DECEMBER AND MARCH? 158 00:06:30,126 --> 00:06:32,060 AND AT THE SAME TIME, WE ARE 159 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:37,827 TAKING A LOT OF BUFFERS OUT OF 160 00:06:37,894 --> 00:06:38,460 THINGS, GREATER REDUNDANCY, 161 00:06:38,527 --> 00:06:40,126 STABILIZED SYSTEMS PROMOTE ULTRA 162 00:06:40,193 --> 00:06:43,293 GREASED GREASED SUPPLY CHAINS, 163 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,260 DIVERSITY, AND WE ARE PUSHING 164 00:06:46,327 --> 00:06:47,460 THINGS TO THE EXTREME. 165 00:06:47,527 --> 00:06:49,327 JIHADI RADICALS PUSH THEM TO THE 166 00:06:49,393 --> 00:06:51,226 EXTREME AROUND 9/11, BANKERS 167 00:06:51,293 --> 00:06:55,427 PUSH THEM TO THE EXTREME AROUND 168 00:06:55,493 --> 00:06:57,527 2008, WE PUSHED ECOSYSTEMS TO 169 00:06:57,593 --> 00:06:59,360 THE EXTREME AND ENDED UP WITH 170 00:06:59,427 --> 00:07:01,026 BATS IN DOMESTIC FOOD MARKETS, 171 00:07:01,093 --> 00:07:02,727 WE PUSH THE CLAIMANT TO THE 172 00:07:02,794 --> 00:07:04,126 EXTREME, AND HE PUT ALL THESE 173 00:07:04,193 --> 00:07:06,393 TOGETHER AND THE WORLD ISN'T 174 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,493 JUST FLAT NOW, IT'S INCREASINGLY 175 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,894 FRAIL BY BEING SO TIGHTLY 176 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,193 TOGETHER AND AT THE SAME TIME, 177 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:14,293 PUSHING HIM OUT OF THINGS TO 178 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:15,860 THEIR LIMITS AND BEYOND. 179 00:07:15,927 --> 00:07:17,327 >> Bill: I'M ALMOST AFRAID TO 180 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:19,293 ASK YOU ABOUT WHAT YOUR LEVEL OF 181 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,360 OPTIMISM IS GIVEN THAT 182 00:07:20,427 --> 00:07:22,160 SITUATION -- I QUOTED YOU A 183 00:07:22,226 --> 00:07:25,293 COUPLE WEEKS AGO ON OUR SHOW, 184 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,293 YOU SAID AMERICA HAS BEEN AS 185 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,193 DUMB AS WE WANT TO BE, THAT 186 00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:29,627 BILLY HAS BEEN OUR POLICY AND 187 00:07:29,694 --> 00:07:31,560 IT'S TRUE, NOT JUST OF 188 00:07:31,627 --> 00:07:32,660 POLITICIANS BUT ALL OF US FOR A 189 00:07:32,727 --> 00:07:34,960 VERY LONG TIME AND NOW IT'S 190 00:07:35,026 --> 00:07:35,993 COMING HOME TO ROOST. 191 00:07:36,060 --> 00:07:38,226 WHEN I READ THE PAPER EVERY DAY, 192 00:07:38,293 --> 00:07:41,327 ALL I SEE IS GOD, COULD WE HAVE 193 00:07:41,393 --> 00:07:42,960 FUCKED THIS UP ANY WORSE? 194 00:07:43,026 --> 00:07:45,360 WE TRIED TO SAVE THE HOSPITAL SO 195 00:07:45,427 --> 00:07:46,694 NOW ARE BANKRUPTING THEM. 196 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:47,627 TESTING, OTHER COUNTRIES SEEM TO 197 00:07:47,694 --> 00:07:50,293 BE ABLE TO GET THAT, THE ONE LAB 198 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,427 TRUMP HAS IN TOUTING, 48% OF THE 199 00:07:52,493 --> 00:07:54,760 TIME IT WORKS, YOU COULD FLIP A 200 00:07:54,827 --> 00:07:56,527 COIN AND DO IT JUST AS WELL. 201 00:07:56,593 --> 00:07:58,360 IF YOU HAD A PREGNANCY TEST, 202 00:07:58,427 --> 00:08:00,694 HALF THE TIME WAS I GUESS THAT'S 203 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:01,760 WRONG, I AM PREGNANT, I DON'T 204 00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:05,260 THINK WE'D BE USING THAT. 205 00:08:05,327 --> 00:08:07,460 WE ARE JUST SO BAD, HOW DO YOU 206 00:08:07,527 --> 00:08:09,026 EVEN BEGIN TO REVERSE THIS LEVEL 207 00:08:09,093 --> 00:08:11,427 OF DYSFUNCTION? 208 00:08:11,493 --> 00:08:14,393 >> A COUPLE THINGS ARE GOING 209 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:17,293 ON -- WE ARE REAPING WHAT WAS 210 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,527 SOWED, NOT ON YOUR SHOW BUT 211 00:08:19,593 --> 00:08:22,026 ANOTHER NETWORK, WE'VE LOST OUR 212 00:08:22,093 --> 00:08:22,527 COGNITIVE IMMUNITY. 213 00:08:22,593 --> 00:08:27,293 THAT'S A TERM MY FRIEND CLAIMED, 214 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,360 WE'VE LOST OUR ABILITY TO SORT 215 00:08:29,427 --> 00:08:30,560 FACT FROM FICTION AND ASSIGNS 216 00:08:30,627 --> 00:08:31,226 FROM SCIENCE FICTION AND WE HAVE 217 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,160 A NETWORK THAT'S BEEN IN THE 218 00:08:33,226 --> 00:08:33,794 BUSINESS OF MAKING PEOPLE ANGRY 219 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:36,360 AND STUPID AND AT THE SAME TIME 220 00:08:36,427 --> 00:08:37,894 WE HAVE SOCIAL NETWORKS, WHETHER 221 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,960 IT'S FACEBOOK OR TWITTER OR 222 00:08:41,026 --> 00:08:43,160 OTHERS -- THESE SOCIAL NETWORKS 223 00:08:43,226 --> 00:08:45,360 ARE LIKE OPEN SEWERS. 224 00:08:45,427 --> 00:08:46,760 UNTREATED, UNFILTERED 225 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:47,527 INFORMATION. 226 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:49,927 DIAMOND AND RUBIES AND GOLD AND 227 00:08:49,993 --> 00:08:51,694 GEMS, TOXIC WASTE AND RUSTY CANS 228 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,260 AND BROKEN GLASS. 229 00:08:53,327 --> 00:08:54,093 IF YOU DON'T HAVE A POPULATION 230 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,327 THAT HAS THE FILTERS TO SORT OUT 231 00:08:55,393 --> 00:08:57,894 ONE FROM THE OTHER, YOU GET TO 232 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:01,026 WHERE WE ARE TODAY. 233 00:09:01,093 --> 00:09:03,193 WE ARE CAUGHT BETWEEN WHAT I 234 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:03,993 CALL BREAKING NEWS AND PRESIDENT 235 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:08,293 BREAKING BAD. 236 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,827 ASSAULTED WITH BREAKING NEWS, 24 237 00:09:09,894 --> 00:09:13,694 KIDS IN NEW YORK CITY HAVE 238 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,327 ACQUIRED INFLAMMATORY DISEASE 239 00:09:15,393 --> 00:09:16,460 POST COVID-19, BUT IT'S NOT PUT 240 00:09:16,527 --> 00:09:19,827 IN ANY CONTEXT. 241 00:09:19,894 --> 00:09:23,327 IS THAT 1 OUT OF 100000, IS THAT 242 00:09:23,393 --> 00:09:24,627 ONE OUT OF A THOUSAND? 243 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,193 WHEN YOU'RE CONSTANTLY POUNDED 244 00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:27,160 WITH THESE BREAKING NEWS STORIES 245 00:09:27,226 --> 00:09:29,560 IT'S HARD TO FIND YOUR BALANCE. 246 00:09:29,627 --> 00:09:32,627 AT THE SAME TIME, YOU HAVE A 247 00:09:32,694 --> 00:09:34,060 PRESIDENT OUT THERE WHO 248 00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:34,694 BASICALLY IS TOUTING ULTRAVIOLET 249 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:39,193 LIGHT COLONOSCOPIES AND LYSOL 250 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:40,960 ENEMAS OR HYDROCHLORIC WHEN THAT 251 00:09:41,026 --> 00:09:44,093 HAS BEEN REJECTED BY HIS OWN FDA 252 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:44,560 FDA. 253 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,226 BETWEEN THE TWO, IT HAS BECOME 254 00:09:46,293 --> 00:09:48,860 VERY HARD FOR THE AVERAGE 255 00:09:48,927 --> 00:09:50,393 CITIZEN TO WEIGH THE RISKS -- 256 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:51,660 WONDER WHY GO OUT, WHEN DO I NOT 257 00:09:51,727 --> 00:09:54,226 GO OUT, DO I SEND MY KIDS BACK 258 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:56,427 TO SCHOOL? 259 00:09:56,493 --> 00:09:57,026 NO ONE IS SHAPING THE 260 00:09:57,093 --> 00:09:58,093 CONVERSATION AT THE TOP OF THE 261 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,327 WAY A REAL PRESIDENT WOULD BE 262 00:09:59,393 --> 00:10:01,860 DOING IN SUCH A CRISIS. 263 00:10:01,927 --> 00:10:04,060 OTHER LEADERS AROUND THE WORLD 264 00:10:04,126 --> 00:10:04,327 HAVE BEEN. 265 00:10:04,393 --> 00:10:05,060 >> Bill: I'M GLAD YOU 266 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:09,160 MENTIONED BOTH SIDES. 267 00:10:09,226 --> 00:10:09,927 TRUMP -- WE ARE STRAIGHT UP 268 00:10:09,993 --> 00:10:11,794 GOING TO MAD KING, YOU HAVE A 269 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:14,026 MAD KING, WE HAVE THAT NOW 270 00:10:14,093 --> 00:10:15,226 DURING A PANDEMIC. 271 00:10:15,293 --> 00:10:16,760 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THE OTHER SIDE 272 00:10:16,827 --> 00:10:19,927 HAS ALL GOOD INFORMATION EITHER. 273 00:10:19,993 --> 00:10:22,060 YOU WROTE THIS AND I'M GLAD YOU 274 00:10:22,126 --> 00:10:23,993 DID -- YOU'RE QUOTING 275 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:25,093 MOTHER NATURE AND YOU SAID 276 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,293 MOTHER NATURE SAYS YOU NEED TO 277 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,226 GET BACK IN BALANCE AND THAT 278 00:10:29,293 --> 00:10:30,026 STARTS WITH USING THE IMMUNE 279 00:10:30,093 --> 00:10:33,727 SYSTEM THAT I ENDOWED YOU WITH. 280 00:10:33,794 --> 00:10:35,694 THAT'S ACTUALLY A CONTROVERSIAL 281 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,660 STATEMENT IN A LOT OF QUARTERS. 282 00:10:37,727 --> 00:10:39,694 WE ARE SO LOCKED INTO THIS 283 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,493 PHARMACEUTICAL MEDICAL 284 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,093 ESTABLISHMENT ADD FOOD INDUSTRY 285 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,293 COMPLEX THAT WE SEEM TO HAVE 286 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,493 FORGOTTEN ABOUT -- THAT'S THE 287 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,260 WAY OUT OF THIS IS USING OUR 288 00:10:49,327 --> 00:10:49,860 IMMUNE SYSTEM BUT NOT EVERYONE 289 00:10:49,927 --> 00:10:53,060 WANTS TO HEAR THAT. 290 00:10:53,126 --> 00:10:54,827 >> HISTORICALLY, THAT'S HOW 291 00:10:54,894 --> 00:10:56,260 PEOPLE OVERCAME PANDEMICS, 292 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,694 THROUGH HERD IMMUNITY, 60-70% OF 293 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,360 THE POPULATION GOT IT AND THE 294 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:03,293 VIRUS RUNS OUT OF PEOPLE TO 295 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:03,527 INFECT. 296 00:11:03,593 --> 00:11:06,193 BASICALLY YOU GET HURT IMMUNITY 297 00:11:06,260 --> 00:11:08,160 AND YOU GET THROUGH IT 298 00:11:08,226 --> 00:11:08,660 NATURALLY. 299 00:11:08,727 --> 00:11:10,260 I'VE BEEN WRITING ABOUT SWEDEN 300 00:11:10,327 --> 00:11:11,393 FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, I DON'T 301 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:12,527 KNOW IF THEY'VE GOT THE 302 00:11:12,593 --> 00:11:14,660 ANSWER -- THE SWEDES DON'T EVEN 303 00:11:14,727 --> 00:11:16,360 KNOW IF THEY HAVE THE ANSWER BUT 304 00:11:16,427 --> 00:11:17,060 THEY'VE DECIDED TO TAKE AN 305 00:11:17,126 --> 00:11:20,026 EXPERIMENT THAT SAYS HOW IS THE 306 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:22,093 BEST WAY FOR US TO MAXIMALLY 307 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:22,727 SAVE LIVES AND LIVELIHOODS AND 308 00:11:22,794 --> 00:11:24,794 THEY THOUGHT IT WAS TO KEEP 309 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:26,260 THEIR ECONOMY PARTIALLY OPEN, 310 00:11:26,327 --> 00:11:30,627 CONTINUE TO SOCIAL DISTANCE, LET 311 00:11:30,694 --> 00:11:38,427 CAK-9 SCHOOLS GO, LET THAT PORTN 312 00:11:38,493 --> 00:11:40,427 OF THE POPULATION THAT IS 313 00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:41,894 HEALTHY THAT WILL LIKELY 314 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,894 EXPERIENCE THIS DISEASE A 315 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,193 SYMPTOMATICALLY, WILL NOT 316 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:49,593 REQUIRE HOSPITALIZATION, BUILD 317 00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:51,460 THE ANTIBODIES, AND BECOME 318 00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,627 IMMUNE ON THE HOPE AND 319 00:11:53,694 --> 00:11:56,460 ASSUMPTION THAT WILL PROVIDE 320 00:11:56,527 --> 00:11:57,360 THEM A PERIOD OF IMMUNITY FOR 321 00:11:57,427 --> 00:11:57,760 IT. 322 00:11:57,827 --> 00:12:00,060 IT'S NOT FOR SURE BUT IT'S WHAT 323 00:12:00,126 --> 00:12:01,060 THEY ARE ANTICIPATING. 324 00:12:01,126 --> 00:12:04,193 THE SWEDES BELIEVE THEY GOT 30% 325 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:05,293 OF THEIR POPULATION IN STOCKHOLM 326 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,827 AND THEIR HEALTH WORKERS WHO 327 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,126 ALREADY HAVE HERD IMMUNITY. 328 00:12:08,193 --> 00:12:09,927 IF I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE GOING 329 00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:11,427 TO MAKE IT, THEY DIDN'T DO WELL 330 00:12:11,493 --> 00:12:12,226 PROTECTING THEIR NURSING HOMES, 331 00:12:12,293 --> 00:12:14,727 THEY WOULD BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT 332 00:12:14,794 --> 00:12:16,927 THEY LOST MORE PEOPLE THAN THEY 333 00:12:16,993 --> 00:12:18,260 WANTED, BUT WHAT HAS ANNOYED ME 334 00:12:18,327 --> 00:12:20,560 TO NO END -- THE NUMBER OF 335 00:12:20,627 --> 00:12:21,860 PEOPLE IF YOU READ THE ARTICLES 336 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,393 ABOUT SWEDEN WHO ARE ROOTING FOR 337 00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:24,760 THEM TO FAIL AND ARE ALREADY 338 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,327 JUDGING IT AS A FAILURE BECAUSE 339 00:12:26,393 --> 00:12:28,360 THEY MAY HAVE LOST MORE PEOPLE 340 00:12:28,427 --> 00:12:29,727 NOW RELATIVE TO DENMARK BUT NOT 341 00:12:29,794 --> 00:12:32,293 RELATIVE TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND 342 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,093 I'M ROOTING FOR THEM TO 343 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,694 SUCCEED -- I DON'T KNOW IF THEY 344 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,493 WILL BUT IF THEY CAN SHOW US A 345 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,527 DIFFERENT PATHWAY HERE TO 346 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:40,993 MAXIMALLY SAVE LIVES AND 347 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,226 LIVELIHOODS, GOD BLESS THEM. 348 00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:45,327 >> Bill: AND IF I MAY, 349 00:12:45,393 --> 00:12:45,927 HISTORICALLY, WHAT WE'RE DOING 350 00:12:45,993 --> 00:12:47,360 NOW WITH THE TOTAL LOCKDOWN, 351 00:12:47,427 --> 00:12:50,126 THAT'S THE EXPERIMENT. 352 00:12:50,193 --> 00:12:52,894 WHAT SWEDEN IS DOING IS MORE OF 353 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,260 WHAT SOCIETIES INCLUDING OUR OWN 354 00:12:55,327 --> 00:12:57,360 HAVE DONE IN ALL PAST PANDEMICS, 355 00:12:57,427 --> 00:12:58,460 THAT'S THE EXPERIMENT, WHAT 356 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,627 WE'RE DOING IS MORE THE 357 00:13:00,694 --> 00:13:01,026 EXPERIMENT. 358 00:13:01,093 --> 00:13:01,960 LET ME TELL YOU NOW THAT WE ARE 359 00:13:02,026 --> 00:13:06,427 OPENING UP AGAIN, SWEDEN'S STATE 360 00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:07,060 EPIDEMIOLOGIST SAID SOMETHING I 361 00:13:07,126 --> 00:13:11,727 DON'T THINK WE THOUGHT OF -- HE 362 00:13:11,794 --> 00:13:13,393 SAID ONCE YOU GET INTO A 363 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,060 LOCKDOWN, IT'S DIFFICULT TO GET 364 00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:18,393 OUT OF IT. 365 00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:19,160 THAT'S AN INTERESTING POINT. 366 00:13:19,226 --> 00:13:21,760 NOW THAT WE HAVE SCARED THE SHIT 367 00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:22,560 OUT OF PEOPLE AND THEY ARE 368 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,760 AFRAID TO GO OUT, EVEN IF 369 00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:26,460 BUSINESSES DO OPEN, ARE THEY 370 00:13:26,527 --> 00:13:28,360 GOING TO PATRONIZE THEM? 371 00:13:28,427 --> 00:13:29,993 WHEN YOU GET PEOPLE SITTING HOME 372 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,727 FOR THREE MONTHS, WHAT SORT OF 373 00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:33,794 NEW HABITS DO THEY HAVE? 374 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,060 DO THEY LOOK AT EVERY HUMAN 375 00:13:35,126 --> 00:13:36,993 BEING FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE 376 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,527 LIKE A LEPER, IS EVERYONE GOING 377 00:13:38,593 --> 00:13:40,260 TO TURN INTO HOWIE MANDEL AND 378 00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:43,794 HAVE THIS GERMAN PHOBIC DISEASE? 379 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,226 I THINK THAT'S AN INTERESTING 380 00:13:45,293 --> 00:13:46,527 POINT, ONCE YOU GET INTO IT, 381 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,960 IT'S LIKE A WAR. 382 00:13:48,026 --> 00:13:50,427 EASY TO MARCH IN, HARD TO MARCH 383 00:13:50,493 --> 00:13:51,060 OUT. 384 00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:54,927 >> THE REASON WE HAD TO DO THAT 385 00:13:54,993 --> 00:13:57,527 IS BECAUSE TRUMP, THE LEADERSHIP 386 00:13:57,593 --> 00:13:59,427 WAS SLOW TO REACT. 387 00:13:59,493 --> 00:14:01,360 IF WE FACED A DECISION IF WE 388 00:14:01,427 --> 00:14:02,260 DIDN'T LOCKDOWN THE HOSPITALS 389 00:14:02,327 --> 00:14:03,993 WOULD HAVE BEEN OVERWHELMED. 390 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,627 THE PROBLEM WITH LOCKDOWNS IS 391 00:14:05,694 --> 00:14:07,794 ALL THEY DO IS EXHAUST YOU, THEY 392 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:10,894 DO NOTHING VIS-A-VIS THE VIRUS. 393 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,827 THEY SPREAD OUT THE TIME OF 394 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:13,927 INFECTION AND HOPEFULLY MAKE IT 395 00:14:13,993 --> 00:14:14,593 SO IT DOESN'T OVERWHELM YOUR 396 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:18,993 HOSPITAL SYSTEM. 397 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,960 I WROTE QUOTING DR. DAVID KATZ, 398 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,327 THE IDEA SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOCKED 399 00:14:22,393 --> 00:14:24,993 DOWN FOR A VERY SET PERIOD OF 400 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:28,427 TIME, THEN ON A RISK STRATIFIED 401 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,126 BASIS, RELEASE INTO THE 402 00:14:30,193 --> 00:14:31,226 WORKFORCE PEOPLE WHO WERE LIKELY 403 00:14:31,293 --> 00:14:34,794 TO EXPERIENCE THIS DISEASE A 404 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,927 SYMPTOMATICALLY OR AS A MILD 405 00:14:36,993 --> 00:14:38,827 FLU, PROTECT THE MOST 406 00:14:38,894 --> 00:14:40,026 VULNERABLE, BUILD HERD IMMUNITY 407 00:14:40,093 --> 00:14:41,427 AND THEN THE SOUND THE ALL CLEAR 408 00:14:41,493 --> 00:14:45,593 ONCE YOU HAVE HERD IMMUNITY. 409 00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,460 WE NEVER HAD THAT CONVERSATION, 410 00:14:47,527 --> 00:14:49,660 ONE REASON WE DIDN'T WAS IN 411 00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:50,694 ENGLAND, BORIS JOHNSON WANTED TO 412 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:54,460 DO THAT BUT A STUDY BY IMPERIAL 413 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,427 COLLEGE THAT PREDICTED MASSIVE 414 00:14:56,493 --> 00:14:57,393 NUMBERS OF DEATHS FREAKED HIM 415 00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:59,727 OUT, THEY ENDED UP WITH LOCKING 416 00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:01,560 DOWN, AND NOW WHAT THEY'VE DONE, 417 00:15:01,627 --> 00:15:07,727 WE'VE IS EX EXHAUSTED EVERYBODYD 418 00:15:07,794 --> 00:15:10,327 NOW WE FACE A SECOND WAVE DOWN 419 00:15:10,393 --> 00:15:11,860 THE ROAD AS EVERYONE WANTS TO GO 420 00:15:11,927 --> 00:15:13,093 TO THE BAR AND MIXED TOGETHER 421 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:13,293 AGAIN. 422 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,593 >> Bill: WHAT DO WE DO IF 423 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,894 THERE IS A SECOND WAVE? 424 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,393 SOUTH KOREA WAS VERY TOUGH WITH 425 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,627 TRACING, TESTING, THEY DID IT 426 00:15:20,694 --> 00:15:21,827 ALL GREAT AND THEY DID HAVE A 427 00:15:21,894 --> 00:15:24,694 SECOND WAVE. 428 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,860 IT SHOWED EVEN THAT DIDN'T 429 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,627 REALLY WORK. 430 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:29,260 NOW THAT WE HAVE DECIMATED SO 431 00:15:29,327 --> 00:15:34,627 MANY INDUSTRIES, HOSPITALS AND 432 00:15:34,694 --> 00:15:36,927 COLLEGES AND RESTAURANTS, RETAIL 433 00:15:36,993 --> 00:15:39,226 COMMERCIAL BUSINESS -- I DON'T 434 00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:40,493 KNOW HOW MANY BUSINESSES YOU CAN 435 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,393 DESTROY AT ONCE. 436 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,493 YOU CAN KEEP PUTTING PEOPLE INTO 437 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,360 A LIFEBOAT BUT EVENTUALLY THAT 438 00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:47,093 MAKES THE LIFEBOAT SINK. 439 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,627 WHAT HAPPENS IF THERE IS A 440 00:15:48,694 --> 00:15:50,193 SECOND WAVE IN THE FALL? 441 00:15:50,226 --> 00:15:52,260 WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO? 442 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,860 >> I THINK WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN 443 00:15:54,927 --> 00:15:55,627 BY DEFAULT IS THAT BASICALLY 444 00:15:55,694 --> 00:15:59,260 TRUMP HAS TALKED LIKE WE ARE 445 00:15:59,327 --> 00:16:03,327 BEING CHINA -- TESTING, TRACING, 446 00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:04,627 WE'RE ACTUALLY ACTING LIKE WE'RE 447 00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:06,260 GOING TO BE SWEDEN AND GO OVER 448 00:16:06,327 --> 00:16:06,927 HERD IMMUNITY. 449 00:16:06,993 --> 00:16:08,360 WERE PREPARING TO DO NEITHER AND 450 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:10,360 WERE TALKING LIKE WE ARE 451 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,694 SUPERIOR TO BOTH. 452 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,894 THE RUBBER WILL MEET THE ROAD IN 453 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,727 THE FALL IF THERE IS A SECOND 454 00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:19,827 WAVE AND WHEN YOU LISTEN TO 455 00:16:19,894 --> 00:16:21,026 DR. FAUCI, HE'S BASICALLY SAID 456 00:16:21,093 --> 00:16:23,093 THERE WILL BE A SECOND WAVE AND 457 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,694 WHEN YOU LOOK AT PEOPLE AND THIS 458 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:28,226 HAS BEEN MY ARGUMENT -- I SO 459 00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:31,660 UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR PEOPLE 460 00:16:31,727 --> 00:16:33,360 TO SAVE LIVELIHOODS AS WELL AS 461 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:33,860 LIVES. 462 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,160 I UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WANT TO COME 463 00:16:35,226 --> 00:16:36,226 OUT NOW AND THEY WANT TO MIX AND 464 00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:37,927 THE REASON I WROTE THAT 465 00:16:37,993 --> 00:16:40,327 MOTHER NATURE COLUMN IS BE 466 00:16:40,393 --> 00:16:41,760 SMART, RESPECT MOTHER NATURE. 467 00:16:41,827 --> 00:16:43,927 GO OUT BUT DON'T GO INTO CROWDS, 468 00:16:43,993 --> 00:16:46,427 CONTINUE TO WEAR A MASK, 469 00:16:46,493 --> 00:16:47,960 CONTINUE TO SOCIALLY DISTANCE. 470 00:16:48,026 --> 00:16:48,993 PLAY THE ODDS, REDUCE THE 471 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:51,694 CHANCES THAT YOU WILL GET THIS 472 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,627 DISEASE SYMPTOMATICALLY OR A 473 00:16:52,694 --> 00:16:54,527 SYMPTOMATICALLY AND PASS IT ON 474 00:16:54,593 --> 00:16:55,260 TO SOMEONE ELSE. 475 00:16:55,327 --> 00:16:57,527 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF 476 00:16:57,593 --> 00:16:59,593 IT COMES BACK IN THE FALL, I 477 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:00,827 THINK IF THAT HAPPENS, WE'RE 478 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,293 PROBABLY JUST GOING TO THROW UP 479 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,093 OUR HANDS AND GO FOR HERD 480 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,360 IMMUNITY, HOPEFULLY PROTECT THE 481 00:17:06,427 --> 00:17:07,560 VULNERABLE AND HOPEFULLY NOT 482 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,060 OVERWHELM OUR HOSPITAL SYSTEMS. 483 00:17:10,126 --> 00:17:12,126 >> Bill: I'LL ADD ONE MORE 484 00:17:12,193 --> 00:17:14,160 THING, GET YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IN 485 00:17:14,193 --> 00:17:15,093 BETTER SHAPE. 486 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:15,894 IT'S WITHIN PEOPLE'S ABILITY TO 487 00:17:15,927 --> 00:17:17,060 DO THAT WHICH IS WHAT I'M GOING 488 00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:19,260 TO TALK ABOUT WITH MY NEXT 489 00:17:19,327 --> 00:17:19,827 GUEST. 490 00:17:19,894 --> 00:17:21,560 ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU, ALWAYS 491 00:17:21,627 --> 00:17:22,393 GREAT TO READ YOU, THANK YOU FOR 492 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,093 DOING WHAT YOU DO AND I HOPE TO 493 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,460 SEE YOU IN PERSON SOON. 494 00:17:26,527 --> 00:17:31,193 TAKE CARE. 495 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:46,327 >> Bill: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 496 00:17:46,393 --> 00:17:47,760 FAMILY PHYSICIAN AND 497 00:17:47,827 --> 00:17:49,126 BEST-SELLING AUTHOR OF THE FAT 498 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,126 BURN FIX, PLEASE WELCOME 499 00:17:51,193 --> 00:17:55,493 DR. CATE SHANAHAN. 500 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,694 I'M GOING TO START OUT WITH WHAT 501 00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:02,060 WE HAVE IN COMMON. 502 00:18:02,126 --> 00:18:05,560 CORNELL? 503 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,026 >> I STUDIED BIOCHEMISTRY THERE. 504 00:18:07,093 --> 00:18:09,160 >> Bill: I WAS IN THE CANNABIS 505 00:18:09,226 --> 00:18:10,460 CULTIVATION PROGRAM IN THE 506 00:18:10,527 --> 00:18:12,593 UNDERGRAD SCHOOL. 507 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:15,960 THE OTHER THING WE HAVE IN 508 00:18:16,026 --> 00:18:17,460 COMMON I THINK IS FOOD AND 509 00:18:17,527 --> 00:18:19,160 THINKING THAT FOOD IS VERY 510 00:18:19,226 --> 00:18:20,627 IMPORTANT TO YOUR HEALTH AND 511 00:18:20,694 --> 00:18:21,827 THINKING THAT AMERICA DOESN'T 512 00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:22,993 MENTION THAT ENOUGH. 513 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,493 I KNOW YOU WERE THE NUTRITIONIST 514 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:28,360 FOR THE LAKERS, RIGHT? 515 00:18:28,427 --> 00:18:29,193 >> YES. 516 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:32,360 >> Bill: I READ IN SEVERAL 517 00:18:32,427 --> 00:18:34,493 SOURCES THAT ONLY 12% OF 518 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,960 AMERICANS ARE METABOLICALLY 519 00:18:37,026 --> 00:18:37,293 HEALTHY. 520 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,360 SINCE THAT IS YOUR AREA OF 521 00:18:40,427 --> 00:18:41,527 EXPERTISE, DIET AND METABOLIC 522 00:18:41,593 --> 00:18:42,126 HEALTH, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO 523 00:18:42,193 --> 00:18:45,927 BE METABOLICALLY HEALTHY? 524 00:18:45,993 --> 00:18:47,260 >> SO THERE ISN'T EVEN A 525 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:51,160 STANDARD DEFINITION FOR 526 00:18:51,226 --> 00:18:53,193 METABOLISM IN THE MEDICAL 527 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:55,393 EDUCATION. 528 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,860 I SAY THIS JUST TO GIVE YOU AN 529 00:18:57,927 --> 00:19:00,760 IDEA OF HOW FAR WE ARE FROM 530 00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:02,126 RECOGNIZING WHAT THE CONNECTION 531 00:19:02,193 --> 00:19:07,193 BETWEEN DIET AND HEALTH, BECAUSE 532 00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:08,827 METABOLISM IS THAT CONNECTION. 533 00:19:08,894 --> 00:19:10,593 WHEN PEOPLE ARE METABOLICALLY 534 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:12,427 HEALTHY, WE KIND OF GENERALLY 535 00:19:12,493 --> 00:19:13,527 UNDERSTAND IT AS YOU DON'T HAVE 536 00:19:13,593 --> 00:19:16,593 DIABETES AND YOU ARE NORMAL 537 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:17,160 WEIGHT. 538 00:19:17,226 --> 00:19:19,026 THAT'S A GOOD START. 539 00:19:19,093 --> 00:19:20,660 WE ACTUALLY DON'T REALLY DEFINE 540 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,093 HEALTH IN THIS COUNTRY, SO WE 541 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,860 DON'T DEFINE METABOLIC HEALTH. 542 00:19:24,927 --> 00:19:27,460 WE DO DEFINE METABOLIC DISEASE 543 00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:29,993 AND WE'VE GOT A FEW COMMON 544 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,093 FAMILIAR DISEASES. 545 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,827 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT DIABETES 546 00:19:32,894 --> 00:19:34,260 AND OBESITY ARE ASSOCIATED WITH 547 00:19:34,327 --> 00:19:35,827 DIET AND HAVE SOMETHING TO DO 548 00:19:35,894 --> 00:19:37,293 WITH METABOLISM, BUT IT TURNS 549 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,393 OUT THAT THE IMMUNE SYSTEM 550 00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:42,427 HUGELY HAS TO DO -- THE HEALTH 551 00:19:42,493 --> 00:19:43,927 OF YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM AND THE 552 00:19:43,993 --> 00:19:46,360 ABILITY OF YOUR BODY TO FIGHT 553 00:19:46,427 --> 00:19:47,993 OFF VIRUSES LIKE THE CORONAVIRUS 554 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,327 HAS TO DO HUGELY WITH YOUR 555 00:19:50,393 --> 00:19:52,527 METABOLISM. 556 00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:53,026 BECAUSE YOUR METABOLISM 557 00:19:53,093 --> 00:19:56,694 DETERMINES WHETHER OR NOT -- 558 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,393 WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE BURNING 559 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,827 OR USING ENERGY EFFICIENTLY. 560 00:20:00,894 --> 00:20:02,694 WHETHER OR NOT YOUR BODY FAT IS 561 00:20:02,794 --> 00:20:04,960 THE PRIMARY SOURCE OF FUEL FOR 562 00:20:05,026 --> 00:20:06,894 YOUR BODY. 563 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,627 >> Bill: WE ARE RUNNING YOUR 564 00:20:08,694 --> 00:20:10,093 BODIES ON THE WRONG FEEL IS THE 565 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,960 ESSENCE OF IT, NO SUGAR -- THE 566 00:20:13,026 --> 00:20:14,827 FIRST THING I SAID WHEN THE 567 00:20:14,894 --> 00:20:15,993 CRISIS HAPPENED, STOP EATING 568 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:19,093 SUGAR, NO ONE LISTEN TO ME. 569 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,593 >> THERE'S A LOT OF DOCTORS WHO 570 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,727 AGREE WITH THAT 100%, WE ARE 571 00:20:24,794 --> 00:20:26,126 STILL BEATING THAT DRUM. 572 00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:28,560 THE OTHER FUEL THAT IS THE WRONG 573 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:31,493 FUEL IS THE KIND OF FAT THAT WE 574 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,427 HAVE IN OUR BODY FAT AND THAT'S 575 00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:35,527 SOMETHING NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE 576 00:20:35,593 --> 00:20:36,360 AWARE OF AND ALMOST NOBODY IS 577 00:20:36,427 --> 00:20:40,226 TALKING ABOUT. 578 00:20:40,293 --> 00:20:44,260 WHEN I SAY THE KIND OF FACT, I'M 579 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,727 TALKING ABOUT -- WHERE DO YOUR 580 00:20:45,794 --> 00:20:46,493 FATS COME FROM? 581 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,327 AND IT TURNS OUT THAT IN THIS 582 00:20:49,393 --> 00:20:51,093 COUNTRY OVER THE PAST SEVERAL 583 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,293 GENERATIONS, WE'VE BEEN EATING 584 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,827 MORE AND MORE FACTORY PRODUCED 585 00:20:55,894 --> 00:20:59,894 SEED OILS AND ALMOST COMPLETELY 586 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,493 CUTTING OUT THE WHOLE FAT-BASED 587 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,126 FOODS, THE ANIMAL FOODS. 588 00:21:03,193 --> 00:21:04,260 WHEN YOU GO TO A GROCERY STORE 589 00:21:04,327 --> 00:21:08,093 THESE DAYS AND YOU TRY TO BUY 590 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,527 REGULAR HAMBURGER, MOST OF IT IS 591 00:21:09,593 --> 00:21:12,527 95% LIEN. 592 00:21:12,593 --> 00:21:16,360 THERE'S NOT VERY MUCH RED MEAT 593 00:21:16,427 --> 00:21:18,860 THAT HASN'T BEEN TRIMMED OF FAT. 594 00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:20,193 MOST OF IT IN MOST OF WHAT 595 00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:23,560 PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO COOK HIS 596 00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:25,327 BONELESS-SKINLESS. 597 00:21:25,393 --> 00:21:26,993 MANY DAIRY PRODUCTS LIKE YOGURT 598 00:21:27,026 --> 00:21:28,493 ARE FAT FREE, YOU'D BE 599 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,126 HARD-PRESSED TO FIND A FLAVORED 600 00:21:30,193 --> 00:21:31,794 YOGURT THAT ISN'T FAT-FREE OR 601 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:32,860 LOW-FAT WITH A NORMAL AMOUNT OF 602 00:21:32,927 --> 00:21:33,993 FAT IN IT. 603 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,427 WE'VE TAKEN ALL THIS FAT THAT 604 00:21:35,493 --> 00:21:38,894 WAS PART OF FOOD OUT OF OUR 605 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,093 DIET, AND WE AREN'T EATING ANY 606 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,527 LESS FAT, WE ARE EATING ABOUT 607 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:44,727 THE SAME AMOUNT OF FAT WHICH IS 608 00:21:44,794 --> 00:21:48,760 BETWEEN 30 AND 50% OF MOST 609 00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:49,226 PEOPLE'S DIETS. 610 00:21:49,293 --> 00:21:50,694 >> Bill: FAT IS NOT BAD -- LET 611 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,694 ME STOP YOU THERE. 612 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,093 I THINK PEOPLE THINK OF FAT 613 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:55,694 EQUALS I GET FAT. 614 00:21:55,760 --> 00:22:02,060 FAT IS NOT WHAT MAKE YOU FAT -- 615 00:22:02,126 --> 00:22:04,193 SUGAR AND CARBS MAKE YOU FAT. 616 00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:06,360 PEOPLE HEAR ABOUT THE KETOGENIC 617 00:22:06,427 --> 00:22:07,960 DIET, THAT MEANS RUN YOUR BODY 618 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:08,894 ON FAT. 619 00:22:08,993 --> 00:22:10,860 FAT IS THE MOST EFFICIENT FUEL 620 00:22:10,927 --> 00:22:12,193 TO RUN YOUR BODY ON. 621 00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:13,794 YOU'RE SAYING WE ARE EATING THE 622 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:15,794 WRONG KINDS, WE ARE TALKING 623 00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:18,527 ABOUT CANOLA OIL, CORN OIL, SOY 624 00:22:18,593 --> 00:22:20,160 OIL, SUNFLOWER OIL, THINGS THAT 625 00:22:20,226 --> 00:22:22,593 THEY DIDN'T HAVE 50, 100 YEARS 626 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:28,126 AGO AND WE ARE CONDUCTING THIS 627 00:22:28,193 --> 00:22:29,794 MASSIVE EXPERIMENT RUNNING OUR 628 00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:30,527 BODY ON THE WRONG FUEL. 629 00:22:30,593 --> 00:22:33,060 >> IT TRULY IS AN EXPERIMENT AND 630 00:22:33,126 --> 00:22:33,627 NO ONE KNOWS THEY'VE BEEN 631 00:22:33,694 --> 00:22:34,493 PARTICIPATING IN IT, THAT'S THE 632 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,560 BIG PROBLEM. 633 00:22:37,627 --> 00:22:39,327 THAT'S WHY I TELL PEOPLE FOR THE 634 00:22:39,393 --> 00:22:41,393 COMPANY I WORKED FOR, I'VE BEEN 635 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,827 TELLING PEOPLE THAT THE BEST 636 00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:44,794 THING YOU CAN DO TO BOOST YOUR 637 00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:46,360 IMMUNE SYSTEM IS TO STOP EATING 638 00:22:46,427 --> 00:22:49,593 THESE SEED OILS. 639 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,160 WHEN I FIRST STARTED WORKING 640 00:22:51,193 --> 00:22:53,327 HERE, NOBODY KNEW WHAT SEED OILS 641 00:22:53,393 --> 00:22:54,993 ARE BUT I'VE GOT PEOPLE TRAINED 642 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:55,527 NOW. 643 00:22:55,593 --> 00:22:57,593 THERE'S EIGHT OF THEM, I CALLED 644 00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:59,160 HIM A HATEFUL EIGHT. 645 00:22:59,226 --> 00:23:00,960 IT'S HARD TO MEMORIZE THEM BUT I 646 00:23:01,026 --> 00:23:01,993 HAVE RESOURCES ON MY WEBSITE TO 647 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:03,827 MAKE IT EASY WHEN YOU'RE 648 00:23:03,894 --> 00:23:05,026 SHOPPING TO AVOID THESE THINGS. 649 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:07,960 >> Bill: I JUST MENTION THE 650 00:23:08,026 --> 00:23:08,660 TOP FOUR. 651 00:23:08,727 --> 00:23:09,827 WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO UNDERSTAND 652 00:23:09,894 --> 00:23:11,493 IS THERE IN EVERYTHING, JUST 653 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,360 LIKE SUGAR IS IN EVERYTHING. 654 00:23:13,427 --> 00:23:14,993 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT EATING 655 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,660 CAKE DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT 656 00:23:16,727 --> 00:23:18,860 GETTING TONS OF SUGAR, IT'S AN 657 00:23:18,927 --> 00:23:20,060 SALAD DRESSING, IT'S AND CATCH 658 00:23:20,126 --> 00:23:21,460 UP, IT'S IN EVERYTHING. 659 00:23:21,527 --> 00:23:24,193 SO ARE THESE OILS YOU'RE TALKING 660 00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:25,293 ABOUT. 661 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,527 I THINK WOULD HAVE TO PEOPLE 662 00:23:26,593 --> 00:23:28,260 UNDERSTAND IS -- I KNOW THEY 663 00:23:28,327 --> 00:23:30,093 HATE TO HEAR THIS -- JUNK FOOD 664 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,427 IS NOT JUST THE JUNK FOOD THAT 665 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:35,694 WE ALL THINK OF AS JUNK FOOD, 666 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,860 THE SUPERMARKET IS MOSTLY SHIT. 667 00:23:39,927 --> 00:23:41,260 IT'S MOSTLY SHIT THAT'S NOT 668 00:23:41,327 --> 00:23:43,794 MAKING YOU HEALTHY, I KNOW IT 669 00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:44,360 SOUNDS ELITIST BECAUSE NOT 670 00:23:44,427 --> 00:23:47,427 EVERYONE CAN GO TO WHOLE FOODS. 671 00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:48,927 >> YOU'RE NOT SAFE AT WHOLE 672 00:23:48,993 --> 00:23:49,694 FOODS, A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK 673 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,593 WHOLE FOODS IS LOOKING OUT FOR 674 00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:52,360 THEM BUT IF YOU LOOK AT THE 675 00:23:52,427 --> 00:23:54,427 SALAD DRESSINGS AT WHOLE FOODS, 676 00:23:54,493 --> 00:23:55,927 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A HARD TIME 677 00:23:55,993 --> 00:23:57,260 FINDING ONE THAT ACTUALLY HAS 678 00:23:57,327 --> 00:23:58,960 ALL OF OIL, EVEN ONES THAT SAY 679 00:23:59,026 --> 00:24:00,993 ON THE FRONT MADE WITH ALL OF 680 00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,460 OIL, WHEN YOU TURN IT AROUND, 681 00:24:02,527 --> 00:24:05,993 IT'S LISTED AFTER SOY OR CANOLA 682 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:06,827 OR ONE OF THE OTHER HATEFUL 683 00:24:06,894 --> 00:24:11,794 EIGHT VEGETABLE OILS. 684 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:13,993 >> Bill: THIS IS VERY 685 00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:15,860 IMPORTANT I THINK, WE HAVE TO IN 686 00:24:15,927 --> 00:24:18,293 ORDER TO GET THIS COUNTRY BACK 687 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:19,293 MOVING AGAIN, END THE FEAR AND 688 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:22,226 THE FEAR IS NOT GOING TO GO AWAY 689 00:24:22,293 --> 00:24:24,527 BECAUSE THE MEDIA LOVES FEAR AND 690 00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:25,827 THEY ARE ALWAYS FINDING -- I'M 691 00:24:25,894 --> 00:24:27,260 NOT SAYING IT DOESN'T HAPPEN, 692 00:24:27,327 --> 00:24:31,460 THEY ARE FINDING YOUNGER PEOPLE, 693 00:24:31,527 --> 00:24:34,493 PEOPLE UNDER 40 WHO DIE FROM 694 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,026 CORONAVIRUS AND THEY DO. 695 00:24:36,093 --> 00:24:37,093 CORONAVIRUS WHICH OFTEN BRINGS 696 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,193 ON SOMETHING ELSE, I KNOW YOU'RE 697 00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:44,427 GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT. 698 00:24:44,493 --> 00:24:46,093 YOU'RE WILLING TO STAKE YOUR 699 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,360 REPUTATION THAT ANYONE WHO IS OF 700 00:24:47,427 --> 00:24:49,727 THE YOUNGER SET WHO HAS DIED OF 701 00:24:49,794 --> 00:24:51,894 THIS, IT'S NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE 702 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:52,927 UNLUCKY. 703 00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:54,193 I THINK WE HAVE THIS IDEA THAT 704 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:58,160 YOU MIGHT GET STRUCK BY 705 00:24:58,226 --> 00:24:59,460 LIGHTNING -- THE WAY YOU WOULD 706 00:24:59,527 --> 00:25:00,927 GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND YOU 707 00:25:00,993 --> 00:25:03,026 ARE SAYING NO, ANYONE WHO DIES 708 00:25:03,093 --> 00:25:06,894 FROM THIS WHO IS NOT A VERY 709 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,527 ELDERLY PERSON, IT'S BECAUSE 710 00:25:08,593 --> 00:25:10,260 THEY ARE METABOLICALLY 711 00:25:10,327 --> 00:25:11,460 UNHEALTHY, BECAUSE THEY DON'T 712 00:25:11,527 --> 00:25:12,460 EVEN REALIZE IT. 713 00:25:12,527 --> 00:25:13,794 MAYBE THEY ARE NOT OBESE, YOU'RE 714 00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,527 SAYING YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE 715 00:25:15,593 --> 00:25:17,260 OBESE OR HAVE DIABETES TO HAVE 716 00:25:17,327 --> 00:25:19,960 THIS SORT OF METABOLIC HEALTH, 717 00:25:20,026 --> 00:25:21,160 COULD YOU EXPLAIN THAT? 718 00:25:21,226 --> 00:25:25,927 >> WHAT'S GOING ON IS THE VIRUS 719 00:25:25,993 --> 00:25:28,427 ITSELF IS NOT ACTUALLY WHAT'S 720 00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:29,527 KILLING THE YOUNGER PEOPLE. 721 00:25:29,593 --> 00:25:31,960 WHAT'S KILLING THE YOUNGER 722 00:25:32,026 --> 00:25:33,327 PEOPLE IS THE INFLAMMATION THAT 723 00:25:33,393 --> 00:25:36,093 COMES WHEN YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM 724 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,193 TRIES TO GET RID OF THE VIRUS 725 00:25:38,226 --> 00:25:42,126 BUT YOUR BODY FAT HAS BEEN 726 00:25:42,193 --> 00:25:43,660 SATURATED WITH THESE HIGHLY 727 00:25:43,727 --> 00:25:44,860 UNSTABLE FATTY ACIDS THAT COME 728 00:25:44,927 --> 00:25:48,126 FROM EATING ALL THESE SEED OILS. 729 00:25:48,193 --> 00:25:50,860 THAT'S WHAT I WOULD STAKE MY 730 00:25:50,927 --> 00:25:51,193 REPUTATION ON. 731 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:53,727 YOU SHOW ME ONE PERSON WHO'S 732 00:25:53,794 --> 00:25:55,160 BEEN AVOIDING THESE SEED OILS 733 00:25:55,226 --> 00:25:56,760 FOR FIVE YEARS, ONE PERSON UNDER 734 00:25:56,827 --> 00:26:00,093 60 WHO'S HAD A SERIOUS CASE OF 735 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,260 CORONA, WHERE THEY WERE IN THE 736 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:04,660 ICU OR THEY DIED. 737 00:26:04,727 --> 00:26:07,293 BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THERE IS 738 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:07,960 ONE. 739 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:09,627 WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT THE 740 00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:11,327 UNDERLYING CONDITIONS, WE'VE GOT 741 00:26:11,393 --> 00:26:13,960 A FEW OF THEM NAILED. 742 00:26:14,026 --> 00:26:16,160 DIABETES AND FATTY LIVER AND 743 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:16,993 PREDIABETES, MOST OF THE PEOPLE 744 00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:20,727 WHO ARE IN THE MEDIA AND SAYING 745 00:26:20,827 --> 00:26:23,193 "I'M HEALTHY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND 746 00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:25,694 WHY I GOT SO SICK WITH THIS 747 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:26,993 THING," THEY EITHER HAVE 748 00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:27,993 PREDIABETES THAT HASN'T BEEN 749 00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:29,460 DIAGNOSED, MORE THAN HALF THE 750 00:26:29,527 --> 00:26:31,727 PEOPLE WITH PREDIABETES AREN'T 751 00:26:31,794 --> 00:26:33,794 TOLD BY THEIR DOCTOR OR THEY 752 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,093 MIGHT HAVE FATTY LIVER BUT THE 753 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,960 UNDERLYING CONDITION THAT 754 00:26:39,026 --> 00:26:40,560 UNDERLIES ALL OF THESE 755 00:26:40,627 --> 00:26:41,193 CONDITIONS, INCLUDING 756 00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:44,293 HYPERTENSION, INCLUDING 757 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:47,760 HEARTBURN IS HAVING BODY FAT 758 00:26:47,827 --> 00:26:49,327 THAT'S SATURATED WITH THESE 759 00:26:49,393 --> 00:26:49,894 UNSTABLE INFLAMMATION PRONE 760 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,593 FATTY ACIDS FROM SEED OILS. 761 00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:55,126 WE ARE LIVING ON THEM AND THEY 762 00:26:55,193 --> 00:26:57,827 BUILD UP OVER YEARS IN OUR BODY 763 00:26:57,894 --> 00:26:58,694 FAT AND MAKE IT INCREASINGLY 764 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:04,160 HYPER INFLAMMATORY. 765 00:27:04,226 --> 00:27:05,360 >> Bill: WE OFTEN DEMONIZE -- 766 00:27:05,427 --> 00:27:06,894 HEALTH IS VERY TRENDY, I DON'T 767 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,760 KNOW IF PEOPLE THINK OF IT THAT 768 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:10,593 WAY BUT IT IS, IT'S WORSE THAN 769 00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:11,527 THE CLOTHING INDUSTRY SOMETIMES. 770 00:27:11,593 --> 00:27:13,627 IF WE WERE DOING THIS SHOW IN 771 00:27:13,694 --> 00:27:15,393 THE 80s IT WOULD BE ALL ABOUT 772 00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:17,226 TO GET AS MUCH CARBS IN YOU AS 773 00:27:17,293 --> 00:27:19,126 YOU CAN. 774 00:27:19,193 --> 00:27:22,193 15 YEARS AGO, THEY WERE SAYING 775 00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:24,126 TRANS FATS ARE WHAT WE SHOULD 776 00:27:24,193 --> 00:27:24,794 EAT, THAT'S MARGARINE. 777 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,527 NOW THEY SAY, THOSE ARE THE 778 00:27:26,593 --> 00:27:26,827 WORST KIND. 779 00:27:26,894 --> 00:27:32,560 THIS IS T WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 780 00:27:32,627 --> 00:27:35,627 IF THEY THE SUN, YOU NEED SON, 781 00:27:35,694 --> 00:27:39,126 IT'S NOT EVIL, NOT TOO MUCH. 782 00:27:39,193 --> 00:27:40,894 GERMS THEMSELVES, IT'S NATURAL 783 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,927 TO ENCOUNTER GERMS, YOU ACTUALLY 784 00:27:42,993 --> 00:27:43,827 NEED TO. 785 00:27:43,927 --> 00:27:44,993 CHOLESTEROL, THAT'S ONE OF YOUR 786 00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:48,026 BIG ISSUES. 787 00:27:48,093 --> 00:27:49,393 WE ACTUALLY SOMETIMES HAVE TWO 788 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:50,694 LOW CHOLESTEROL, SOMEBODY GOT IT 789 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,894 IN THEIR HEAD THAT WE HAVE TO 790 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,827 GET RID OF ALL CHOLESTEROL. 791 00:27:54,894 --> 00:27:56,427 WHAT IS CHOLESTEROL? 792 00:27:56,493 --> 00:27:57,627 IT'S ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT 793 00:27:57,694 --> 00:27:59,927 THINGS IN THE BODY, IS IT NOT? 794 00:27:59,993 --> 00:28:02,460 >> CHOLESTEROL AS A STABILIZER 795 00:28:02,527 --> 00:28:03,126 MOLECULE THAT HELPS EVERY SINGLE 796 00:28:03,193 --> 00:28:08,860 ONE OF YOUR MEMBRANES DO ITS JOB 797 00:28:08,927 --> 00:28:10,627 JOB. 798 00:28:10,694 --> 00:28:13,193 CHOLESTEROL IS A BUILDING BLOCK 799 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:15,060 FOR IMPORTANT HORMONES LIKE 800 00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:16,260 CORTISOL AND TESTOSTERONE AND 801 00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:17,060 ESTROGEN AND YOUR BRAIN IS 802 00:28:17,126 --> 00:28:21,060 LOADED WITH CHOLESTEROL. 803 00:28:21,126 --> 00:28:23,026 ONE OF THE INTERESTING THINGS 804 00:28:23,093 --> 00:28:24,026 THAT THEY'VE ALREADY DISCOVERED 805 00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:26,226 IN WUHAN WHERE THEY ARE DOING A 806 00:28:26,293 --> 00:28:27,293 LOT MORE RESEARCH ON PREDICTING 807 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,560 WHO IS REALLY GONNA GET SICK 808 00:28:29,627 --> 00:28:31,126 FROM CORONAVIRUS, THEY FOUND 809 00:28:31,193 --> 00:28:32,894 THAT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE 810 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,126 HOSPITALIZED HAD VERY LOW 811 00:28:35,193 --> 00:28:36,293 CHOLESTEROL LEVELS. 812 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,527 AND THE PEOPLE WHO DIED WERE 813 00:28:38,593 --> 00:28:39,527 MORE LIKELY TO HAVE THEIR 814 00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:42,160 CHOLESTEROL LEVELS ACTUALLY DROP 815 00:28:42,226 --> 00:28:44,293 WHILE THEY WERE TRYING TO FIGHT 816 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,827 OFF THE INFECTION AND THE PEOPLE 817 00:28:45,894 --> 00:28:48,026 WHO SURVIVED WERE ABLE TO BRING 818 00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:49,427 THEIR CHOLESTEROL LEVELS BACK UP 819 00:28:49,493 --> 00:28:50,760 TO NORMAL. 820 00:28:50,827 --> 00:28:51,960 THE CONNECTION BETWEEN 821 00:28:52,026 --> 00:28:53,960 CHOLESTEROL AND A SEED OILS IS 822 00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:55,627 THAT THE SEED OILS ACTUALLY WILL 823 00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:58,960 DROP YOUR CHOLESTEROL LEVEL AND 824 00:28:59,026 --> 00:29:00,460 NOBODY REALLY KNOWS EXACTLY WHY 825 00:29:00,527 --> 00:29:02,260 OR HOW IT HAPPENS BUT IT HAS 826 00:29:02,327 --> 00:29:05,126 BEEN KNOWN FOR DECADES AND IN 827 00:29:05,193 --> 00:29:06,660 FACT THAT'S WHY DOCTORS 828 00:29:06,727 --> 00:29:11,894 RECOMMEND THEM SOMETIMES. 829 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,093 WE HAVE THIS PERVASIVE 830 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:13,727 RIDICULOUS FEAR OF CHOLESTEROL, 831 00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:15,393 WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT EVERY 832 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:19,660 SINGLE CELL IN OUR BODY NEEDS 833 00:29:19,727 --> 00:29:21,293 AND ITS INMOST FOODS THAT ARE OF 834 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,827 ANIMAL ORIGIN. 835 00:29:23,894 --> 00:29:25,260 SUDDENLY WE HAVE TO DROP OUR 836 00:29:25,327 --> 00:29:27,427 CHOLESTEROL BY EATING FATS THAT 837 00:29:27,493 --> 00:29:29,327 CAME FROM SEEDS AND THE ONLY WAY 838 00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:33,327 WE CAN EXTRACT THEM FROM SEEDS 839 00:29:33,393 --> 00:29:33,993 IS BY EXTREMELY HARSH PROCESSING 840 00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:36,827 IN A FACTORY WHICH GENERATES 841 00:29:36,894 --> 00:29:38,160 TOXINS THAT SIT THERE IN THE 842 00:29:38,226 --> 00:29:40,894 BOTTLE WHILE IT'S ON THE SHELF. 843 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,493 AND THEN YOU EAT THEM AND THEY 844 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,193 ARE SO TOXIC THAT THEY DISTORT 845 00:29:47,260 --> 00:29:50,593 YOUR NORMAL MICROBIAL FLORA. 846 00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:53,060 THESE SEED OILS MAKE YOU MORE 847 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:54,026 SUSCEPTIBLE TO INFECTION IN 848 00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:56,360 NUMEROUS WAYS, STARTING WITH 849 00:29:56,427 --> 00:30:01,260 WHERE THEY ENTER YOUR BODY. 850 00:30:01,327 --> 00:30:02,527 THEY DISTORT THE MICROFLORA SO 851 00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:04,126 WE HAVE MORE OF THE PATHOGENIC 852 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,460 TYPE OF BACTERIA AND FEWER OF 853 00:30:05,527 --> 00:30:08,493 THE GOOD TYPE OF BACTERIA THAT 854 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,660 ACTUALLY DO PLAY A ROLE IN 855 00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:14,060 FENDING OFF VIRUSES, IT SEEMS. 856 00:30:14,126 --> 00:30:15,593 >> Bill: I GUESS THE BOTTOM 857 00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:18,860 LINE IS TRY TO EAT REAL FOOD. 858 00:30:18,927 --> 00:30:20,160 I KNOW IT'S HARD IN THIS 859 00:30:20,226 --> 00:30:22,226 COUNTRY, WE STACK THE DECK 860 00:30:22,293 --> 00:30:22,894 AGAINST PEOPLE, WE DON'T 861 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:23,527 SUBSIDIZE THE RIGHT THINGS, WE 862 00:30:23,593 --> 00:30:25,860 DON'T SEEM TO CARE. 863 00:30:25,927 --> 00:30:28,727 THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE CURE IS 864 00:30:28,794 --> 00:30:30,894 FOR THE BAD FOOD, THEY ARE HAPPY 865 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,627 ABOUT IT TOO, THE PHARMACEUTICAL 866 00:30:32,694 --> 00:30:35,260 INDUSTRY, BUT WE WON'T GO INTO 867 00:30:35,327 --> 00:30:36,493 THAT, WE GOT TO GO. 868 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:37,527 I APPRECIATE YOU COMING ON AND 869 00:30:37,593 --> 00:30:39,794 EXPLAINING THIS TO US AND I HOPE 870 00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:44,160 PEOPLE OUT THERE EAT REAL FOOD, 871 00:30:44,226 --> 00:30:44,560 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 872 00:30:44,627 --> 00:30:45,727 >> ONE THING WE CAN DO THAT'S A 873 00:30:45,794 --> 00:30:47,160 POSITIVE FROM ALL OF THIS IS IF 874 00:30:47,226 --> 00:30:52,026 WE DO CHANGE OUR DIETS, THIS 875 00:30:52,093 --> 00:30:53,293 HORRIBLE CORONAVIRUS MAKES US 876 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,527 FINALLY TAKE OUR DIET SERIOUSLY. 877 00:30:57,593 --> 00:30:58,727 >> Bill: THANK YOU SO MUCH, 878 00:30:58,794 --> 00:31:04,026 TAKE CARE. 879 00:31:04,093 --> 00:31:05,126 SO I SAW AN ARTICLE RECENTLY 880 00:31:05,193 --> 00:31:06,327 THAT I THOUGHT WAS RIDICULOUS 881 00:31:06,393 --> 00:31:09,093 BECAUSE IT WAS ABOUT HOW WE 882 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,894 HAVEN'T HAD ANY SCHOOL SHOOTINGS 883 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,393 IN THE LAST TWO MONTHS. 884 00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:15,593 YEAH, BECAUSE THERE'S NOBODY IN 885 00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:17,560 SCHOOL. 886 00:31:17,627 --> 00:31:19,760 L.A. IS BOASTING WITH PRIDE 887 00:31:19,827 --> 00:31:23,794 ABOUT HOW OUR AIR QUALITY IS 888 00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:25,327 BETTER THAN EVER, IN NEW YORK, 889 00:31:25,393 --> 00:31:26,527 THERE HASN'T BEEN A PEDESTRIAN 890 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:29,493 DEATH IN 58 DAYS, BECAUSE NO ONE 891 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:30,794 IS OUT. 892 00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:32,260 SO I ASKED THE STAFF TO COMB 893 00:31:32,327 --> 00:31:34,026 LOCAL PAPERS TO SEE WHAT OTHER 894 00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:34,660 MUNICIPALITIES ARE SAYING ABOUT 895 00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:35,827 WHAT THEY ARE PROUD OF, WOULD 896 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,026 YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME? 897 00:31:38,093 --> 00:31:38,927 I'M SURE YOU DO. 898 00:31:38,993 --> 00:31:40,527 FOR EXAMPLE. 899 00:31:40,593 --> 00:31:41,794 TALLAHASSEE: 46 DAYS WITHOUT 900 00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:42,794 SOMEONE ON BATH SALTS TRYING TO 901 00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:47,193 FUCK AN ALLIGATOR. 902 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:47,493 IMPRESSIVE. 903 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,360 NEW ORLEANS: 24 DAYS WITHOUT A 904 00:31:48,427 --> 00:31:49,527 TOPLESS CHICK FALLING OFF OF A 905 00:31:49,593 --> 00:31:52,827 BALCONY. 906 00:31:52,894 --> 00:31:54,226 MISSISSIPPI: 28 DAYS WITHOUT 907 00:31:54,293 --> 00:31:56,060 SOMEONE HOOKING UP AT THEIR 908 00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:59,960 FAMILY REUNION. 909 00:32:00,026 --> 00:32:02,193 SEATTLE: 45 DAYS SINCE SOMEONE 910 00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:03,760 IN A PRIUS RAN OVER SOMEONE ON A 911 00:32:03,827 --> 00:32:11,960 SCOOTER. 912 00:32:12,026 --> 00:32:12,193 SEATTLE. 913 00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:13,527 FIRE ISLAND: 16 DAYS WITHOUT 914 00:32:13,593 --> 00:32:15,060 SOMEONE IN AN EMERGENCY ROOM 915 00:32:15,126 --> 00:32:20,460 SAYING "I MUST HAVE SAT ON IT." 916 00:32:20,527 --> 00:32:22,660 I'M GOING TO WAIT AN EXTRA BEAT 917 00:32:22,727 --> 00:32:27,560 THAT LAUGH AT HOME. 918 00:32:27,627 --> 00:32:30,160 IN VENICE BEACH, RIGHT HERE IN 919 00:32:30,226 --> 00:32:30,460 CALIFORNIA. 920 00:32:30,527 --> 00:32:32,093 52 DAYS WITHOUT A FIGHT BETWEEN 921 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:32,694 A DEADBEAT WITH A LIZARD AND A 922 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,293 DEADBEAT WITH A PARROT. 923 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,560 SALT LAKE CITY: 61 DAYS SINCE A 924 00:32:36,627 --> 00:32:37,794 MORMON GOT HIS NECKTIE CAUGHT IN 925 00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:42,193 A BICYCLE. 926 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:44,026 JERSEY SHORE: 60 DAYS WITHOUT A 927 00:32:44,093 --> 00:32:45,126 FIGHT OVER WHAT SOMEONE WAS 928 00:32:45,193 --> 00:32:48,527 LOOKING AT. 929 00:32:48,593 --> 00:32:49,894 IN SAN FRANCISCO IT'S BEEN A 930 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,160 RECORD FIVE WEEKS SINCE A CHILD 931 00:32:51,226 --> 00:32:52,760 HAS ASKED, "MOMMY, WHY DOES THAT 932 00:32:52,827 --> 00:32:57,126 LADY HAVE A BEARD?" 933 00:32:57,193 --> 00:32:58,627 OKLAHOMA: 34 DAYS SINCE SOMEONE 934 00:32:58,694 --> 00:32:59,460 TRIED TO KILL A SPIDER WITH A 935 00:32:59,527 --> 00:33:02,327 BLOWTORCH. 936 00:33:02,393 --> 00:33:06,327 TAMPA: 48 DAYS WITHOUT A JUNIOR 937 00:33:06,393 --> 00:33:08,160 HIGH SCHOOL KID GETTING BLOWN BY 938 00:33:08,226 --> 00:33:16,660 HIS TEACHER IN A MINIVAN. 939 00:33:16,727 --> 00:33:19,093 OKAY, YOU KNOW HIM, HE'S THE 940 00:33:19,193 --> 00:33:20,060 ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING FILMMAKER 941 00:33:20,126 --> 00:33:23,026 AND A HOST OF THE PODCAST RUMBLE 942 00:33:23,093 --> 00:33:24,226 WITH MICHAEL MOORE, MY GOOD 943 00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:26,860 FRIEND, THE ICON MICHAEL MOORE. 944 00:33:26,927 --> 00:33:29,226 HOW ARE YOU, ARE YOU IN THAT 945 00:33:29,293 --> 00:33:31,026 DEPARTMENT OF YOURS I KNOW SO 946 00:33:31,093 --> 00:33:31,226 WELL? 947 00:33:31,293 --> 00:33:34,593 >> I AM IN THIS NEW YORK CITY 948 00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:35,894 APARTMENT, IT'S ON TOP OF A 949 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:40,827 MOVIE THEATER. 950 00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:42,794 IT'S CLOSED SO I CAN'T GO SEE 951 00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:43,093 ANY MOVIES. 952 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,493 >> Bill: OF COURSE, WHAT 953 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:46,427 ISN'T? 954 00:33:46,493 --> 00:33:47,660 I HOPE YOU'RE GETTING OUT A 955 00:33:47,727 --> 00:33:47,894 LITTLE. 956 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,894 >> I'VE GOTTEN OUT A LITTLE BIT 957 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,093 BUT I'VE BEEN CONFINED -- THIS 958 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,960 IS DAY -- I DON'T KNOW, DAY 60 I 959 00:33:57,026 --> 00:33:57,327 THINK? 960 00:33:57,393 --> 00:33:59,126 >> Bill: I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAY 961 00:33:59,193 --> 00:34:00,093 IT IS. 962 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,160 >> I'M LUCKY, I HAVE A NARROW 963 00:34:02,226 --> 00:34:05,993 DECK OUTSIDE THE WINDOW, SO I'VE 964 00:34:06,060 --> 00:34:07,560 BEEN GOING OUT THERE AND WALKING 965 00:34:07,627 --> 00:34:10,593 A MILE OR TWO EVERY DAY. 966 00:34:10,660 --> 00:34:13,493 IT LOOKS I'M SURE RIDICULOUS TO 967 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,794 THE APARTMENTS ACROSS THE STREET 968 00:34:14,860 --> 00:34:16,493 OR WHATEVER THAT THERE IS THIS 969 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,126 GUY JUST WALKING BACK AND FORTH 970 00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:23,293 FOR NO REASON. 971 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,160 WHO IS THAT MOB GUY IN THE 972 00:34:26,226 --> 00:34:28,993 VILLAGE -- REMEMBER HE WALKED 973 00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:30,794 AROUND IN HIS BATHROBE? 974 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:36,126 THAT'S ALL THAT'S MISSING, CRAZY 975 00:34:36,193 --> 00:34:36,493 GUY ON MY DECK. 976 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,727 >> Bill: I WANTED TO ASK YOU 977 00:34:37,794 --> 00:34:39,694 ABOUT THE POLITICS OF THIS STATE 978 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,260 WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW BECAUSE 979 00:34:41,327 --> 00:34:43,360 THERE'S A NEW POLL THAT CAME OUT 980 00:34:43,393 --> 00:34:44,894 TODAY THAT SAID BIDEN LEADING 981 00:34:44,927 --> 00:34:46,860 TRUMP NATIONALLY AND BY 11 BUT 982 00:34:46,927 --> 00:34:48,260 CNN REPORTED LAST WEEK THAT HE 983 00:34:48,327 --> 00:34:50,927 WAS ACTUALLY LOSING IN THE 984 00:34:50,993 --> 00:34:52,427 BATTLEGROUND STATES THAT WILL 985 00:34:52,493 --> 00:34:54,093 DETERMINE THE ELECTION. 986 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,360 I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN 987 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:59,327 INTERESTING DEMOGRAPHIC, BIDEN 988 00:34:59,393 --> 00:34:59,894 IS KILLING TRUMP IN THE 989 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,727 DEMOGRAPHIC OF PEOPLE WHO HATE 990 00:35:01,794 --> 00:35:04,560 THEM BOTH, I'M NOT KIDDING ABOUT 991 00:35:04,627 --> 00:35:05,660 THAT. 992 00:35:05,727 --> 00:35:08,727 THAT'S THE KIND OF ENTHUSIASM WE 993 00:35:08,794 --> 00:35:09,260 NEED. 994 00:35:09,327 --> 00:35:10,894 SOMEONE LIKE ME WHO THE LAST 995 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,560 TIME OUT WORRIED THAT TRUMP 996 00:35:12,627 --> 00:35:15,527 WOULD WIN AND YOU PREDICTED HE 997 00:35:15,593 --> 00:35:18,126 WOULD, WHAT'S YOUR CRYSTAL BALL 998 00:35:18,193 --> 00:35:19,327 SAYING NOW? 999 00:35:19,393 --> 00:35:20,093 I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT A 1000 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,760 PRESIDENT WHO HANDLED THIS 1001 00:35:21,827 --> 00:35:23,126 CRISIS THE WAY TRUMP HAD WOULD 1002 00:35:23,193 --> 00:35:25,293 BE IN THE TEENS AND HE'S IN THE 1003 00:35:25,327 --> 00:35:27,160 MID-40s. 1004 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:29,327 >> HE'S GOING TO DO WELL, HE 1005 00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:31,960 HASN'T LOST ANY OF HIS SUPPORT. 1006 00:35:32,026 --> 00:35:33,827 HE WILL DO WELL AND NONE OF US 1007 00:35:33,894 --> 00:35:36,527 SHOULD TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. 1008 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:39,393 WE NEED TO BEHAVE AS IF HE WILL 1009 00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:40,427 WIN A SECOND TERM. 1010 00:35:40,493 --> 00:35:43,760 ANYBODY WHO RIGHT NOW JUST WENT 1011 00:35:43,827 --> 00:35:44,560 OH, NO! 1012 00:35:44,627 --> 00:35:47,160 YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM, 1013 00:35:47,226 --> 00:35:49,327 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS 1014 00:35:49,393 --> 00:35:50,960 SERIOUSLY. 1015 00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:52,260 HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S 1016 00:35:52,327 --> 00:35:55,126 DOING, HE WAS IN MICHIGAN THIS 1017 00:35:55,193 --> 00:35:55,993 WEEK, IT'S THE THIRD TIME HE'S 1018 00:35:56,060 --> 00:36:01,393 BEEN IN MICHIGAN IN THREE WEEKS. 1019 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:02,927 HE BELIEVES THAT HE'S GOING TO 1020 00:36:02,993 --> 00:36:05,327 SOMEHOW PULL THIS OFF. 1021 00:36:05,393 --> 00:36:06,694 THE POLES YOU CITED, VERY 1022 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:11,593 SIMILAR TO FOUR YEARS AGO. 1023 00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:13,760 HILLARY WAS DECENTLY IF NOT WELL 1024 00:36:13,827 --> 00:36:16,660 AHEAD OF TRUMP, BUT THE POLLS 1025 00:36:16,727 --> 00:36:18,560 ALSO SHOWED THAT SHE WAS DOING 1026 00:36:18,627 --> 00:36:20,960 WELL IN THOSE BATTLEGROUND 1027 00:36:21,026 --> 00:36:21,560 STATES. 1028 00:36:21,627 --> 00:36:23,794 WHAT I THINK THIS MEANS THIS 1029 00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:25,327 TIME IS WE HAVE THE POSSIBILITY 1030 00:36:25,393 --> 00:36:29,160 OF WINNING THIS TIME. 1031 00:36:29,226 --> 00:36:31,627 BUT WIN OR LOSE, THERE'S NO 1032 00:36:31,694 --> 00:36:33,627 DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT BIDEN OR 1033 00:36:33,694 --> 00:36:34,593 WHOEVER THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE 1034 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,593 IS, JUST IN CASE HE'S NOT -- 1035 00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:41,993 IT'S NOT OFFICIAL YET. 1036 00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:43,860 HILLARY WON BY 3 MILLION VOTES 1037 00:36:43,927 --> 00:36:45,927 IN THE POPULAR VOTE AS WE CALL 1038 00:36:45,993 --> 00:36:47,393 IT. 1039 00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:49,460 I THINK BIDEN, HE'LL WIN BY 1040 00:36:49,493 --> 00:36:50,126 5 MILLION, I THINK A LOT OF 1041 00:36:50,193 --> 00:36:51,627 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO COME OUT 1042 00:36:51,694 --> 00:36:52,927 THAT STAYED HOME MISTAKENLY LAST 1043 00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:53,593 TIME, THEY'RE GOING TO COME OUT 1044 00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:55,593 THIS TIME. 1045 00:36:55,660 --> 00:36:57,627 BUT I THINK TRUMP COULD STILL 1046 00:36:57,694 --> 00:37:02,760 WIN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE. 1047 00:37:02,827 --> 00:37:05,093 ALL OF US HAVE TO BE REALLY IN 1048 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:10,160 FIGHTING MODE, BECAUSE HE IS. 1049 00:37:10,226 --> 00:37:13,193 HE KNOWS HIS PEOPLE. 1050 00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:17,993 HE WILL GET ALL THAT 44-46%, HE 1051 00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:19,860 JUST NEEDS A COUPLE MORE PERCENT 1052 00:37:19,927 --> 00:37:20,827 OF THE PEOPLE ON HIS SIDE WHO 1053 00:37:20,894 --> 00:37:25,427 STAYED HOME LAST TIME. 1054 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,927 >> Bill: HE'S SO UPFRONT ABOUT 1055 00:37:27,993 --> 00:37:30,026 HOW THE LESS PEOPLE VOTE THE 1056 00:37:30,093 --> 00:37:30,627 BETTER IT IS FOR REPUBLICANS. 1057 00:37:30,694 --> 00:37:36,327 HE LITERALLY SAID "IF WE HAD 1058 00:37:36,393 --> 00:37:37,360 MORE PEOPLE VOTING, YOU'D NEVER 1059 00:37:37,427 --> 00:37:39,360 HAVE A REPUBLICAN IN THIS 1060 00:37:39,427 --> 00:37:40,794 COUNTRY ELECTED AGAIN." 1061 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:42,293 THAT'S NOT THE SUBTEXT OF WHAT 1062 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,293 HE SAID, THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT HE 1063 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,894 SAID, YOU GOT TO GIVE IT TO THIS 1064 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,026 GUY, HE DOESN'T SPEAK HIS INNER 1065 00:37:49,093 --> 00:37:49,293 MONOLOGUE. 1066 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,226 >> THAT'S WHY IF YOU LISTEN TO 1067 00:37:50,293 --> 00:37:53,593 HIM AND YOU TAKE HIM AT HIS 1068 00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:54,993 WORD, UNDERSTANDS THAT HE IS A 1069 00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:57,627 LOT OF THE TIME TELLING THE 1070 00:37:57,694 --> 00:37:57,827 TRUTH. 1071 00:37:57,894 --> 00:38:00,460 NOT THE GREATER TRUTH, HIS 1072 00:38:00,527 --> 00:38:00,760 TRUTH. 1073 00:38:00,827 --> 00:38:02,093 HE BELIEVES THAT, HE WOULD PASS 1074 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,593 A LIE DETECTOR IF YOU WIRED HIM 1075 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:04,760 UP. 1076 00:38:04,827 --> 00:38:07,260 AND HE'S RIGHT. 1077 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,860 IF WE MAKE IT EASY FOR PEOPLE TO 1078 00:38:09,927 --> 00:38:12,160 VOTE, IF WE DON'T HAVE VOTER 1079 00:38:12,226 --> 00:38:13,360 SUPPRESSION, REPUBLICANS ARE 1080 00:38:13,427 --> 00:38:15,093 GOING TO LOSE BECAUSE THE 1081 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,794 MAJORITY OF THE COUNTRY DOES NOT 1082 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:18,460 SUPPORT THE REPUBLICAN AGENDA. 1083 00:38:18,527 --> 00:38:20,293 THE MAJORITY OF THE COUNTRY ARE 1084 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,627 NOT CLIMATE DENIERS, THE 1085 00:38:21,694 --> 00:38:22,293 MAJORITY OF THE COUNTRY BELIEVES 1086 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,427 WOMEN SHOULD BE PAID THE SAME AS 1087 00:38:26,493 --> 00:38:28,293 MEN, GO DOWN THE WHOLE LIST. 1088 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,460 THE MAJORITY OF THE COUNTRY 1089 00:38:31,527 --> 00:38:32,960 TAKES THE LIBERAL CENTER LEFT 1090 00:38:33,026 --> 00:38:33,727 DEMOCRATIC PARTY POSITION ON 1091 00:38:33,794 --> 00:38:37,026 MOST ISSUES. 1092 00:38:37,093 --> 00:38:38,694 SO THE ONLY WAY REPUBLICANS CAN 1093 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,493 WIN -- THIS HAS BEEN TRUE FOR A 1094 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:42,827 FEW ELECTIONS IS TO CHEAT. 1095 00:38:42,894 --> 00:38:44,060 GAME IT, RAGGED, DO WHATEVER 1096 00:38:44,126 --> 00:38:46,460 THEY NEED TO DO -- IN THIS CASE 1097 00:38:46,527 --> 00:38:51,493 WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT IS THAT 1098 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,126 LAST TIME, HE THREATENED, HE 1099 00:38:53,193 --> 00:38:54,493 KEPT SAYING THE WHOLE ELECTION 1100 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:59,727 IS GOING TO BE RIGGED AND HE 1101 00:38:59,794 --> 00:39:01,360 SAID MY SECOND AMENDMENT PEOPLE, 1102 00:39:01,427 --> 00:39:03,093 I APPEALED TO MY 1103 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,560 SECOND AMENDMENT PEOPLE, THE GUN 1104 00:39:04,627 --> 00:39:05,927 PEOPLE. 1105 00:39:05,993 --> 00:39:07,126 TO GET READY, BECAUSE THIS IS 1106 00:39:07,193 --> 00:39:10,093 GOING TO BE A RIGGED ELECTION. 1107 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,560 THE FUNNY THING IS WHAT HE 1108 00:39:11,627 --> 00:39:12,993 ACTUALLY THOUGHT -- HE WAS 1109 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:13,927 CERTAINLY HE WOULD WIN THE 1110 00:39:13,993 --> 00:39:15,694 POPULAR VOTE BECAUSE OF COURSE 1111 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,727 EVERYBODY LOVES HIM, THAT'S WHAT 1112 00:39:17,794 --> 00:39:18,593 A MALIGNANT NARCISSIST WOULD 1113 00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:19,327 BELIEVE. 1114 00:39:19,393 --> 00:39:20,560 BUT HE WAS WORRIED THAT THE 1115 00:39:20,627 --> 00:39:21,993 CLINTONS WERE GOING TO SOMEHOW 1116 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:22,794 MAKE THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE AND 1117 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:25,160 THAT'S HOW HE WAS GOING TO LOSE. 1118 00:39:25,226 --> 00:39:27,794 THIS TIME, HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE 1119 00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:29,960 TO -- HE'S ALREADY GOT HIS GUN 1120 00:39:30,026 --> 00:39:30,560 GUYS. 1121 00:39:30,627 --> 00:39:31,560 THE GUYS WITH THE GUNS, WE SAW 1122 00:39:31,627 --> 00:39:34,627 THIS IN MICHIGAN THE LAST COUPLE 1123 00:39:34,694 --> 00:39:37,694 OF WEEKS SHOWING UP AT THE STATE 1124 00:39:37,727 --> 00:39:40,026 CAPITAL WITH THEIR LONG ARMS AND 1125 00:39:40,093 --> 00:39:42,794 THREATENING EVERYBODY TO THE 1126 00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:45,327 POINT WHERE THE GOVERNOR LAST 1127 00:39:45,393 --> 00:39:46,860 THURSDAY JUST SHUT THE 1128 00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:47,593 LEGISLATURE DOWN, CALLED THE DAY 1129 00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:53,126 OFF, WAS SO AFRAID. 1130 00:39:53,193 --> 00:39:55,527 I WANT TO APPEAL TO PEOPLE TO 1131 00:39:55,593 --> 00:39:57,393 NOT BE AFRAID OF THESE GUYS WITH 1132 00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:57,827 THE GUNS. 1133 00:39:57,894 --> 00:39:59,093 I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THEM, 1134 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,727 I KNOW THEM. 1135 00:40:02,794 --> 00:40:04,060 THEY WANT TO KILL BAMBI. 1136 00:40:04,126 --> 00:40:06,460 THAT'S THEIR IDEA OF A REAL 1137 00:40:06,527 --> 00:40:09,427 FIGHT, THEM AND A DEER. 1138 00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:12,894 IF THE DEER WERE EVER ARMED, IF 1139 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,193 IT WAS A FAIR FIGHT, THESE GUYS 1140 00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:17,727 WOULD NEVER BE IN THE WOODS. 1141 00:40:17,794 --> 00:40:19,527 IT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT LIBERALS 1142 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,493 WHO GENERALLY ARE NOT GUN OWNERS 1143 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,960 NOT BE AFRAID BECAUSE THAT'S 1144 00:40:25,026 --> 00:40:27,727 WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO NOW -- 1145 00:40:27,794 --> 00:40:28,894 LIBERATE MICHIGAN, LIBERATE 1146 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,026 MINNESOTA, GOOD ON ALL OF YOU 1147 00:40:30,093 --> 00:40:34,060 FOR SHOWING UP WITH THOSE GUNS. 1148 00:40:34,126 --> 00:40:35,193 HE'S JUST TRYING TO SCARE 1149 00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:38,827 LIBERALS BECAUSE LIBERALS SCARE 1150 00:40:38,894 --> 00:40:40,393 EASY -- DON'T BE SCARED. 1151 00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:41,660 WE ARE THE MAJORITY, THERE IS 1152 00:40:41,727 --> 00:40:43,460 MORE OF US THAN THERE ARE OF 1153 00:40:43,527 --> 00:40:44,193 THEM. 1154 00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:45,193 THE ONLY WAY THAT THEY'RE GOING 1155 00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:48,727 TO PULL IT OFF IS IF SOMEHOW 1156 00:40:48,794 --> 00:40:50,493 HE'S ABLE TO CANCEL THE ELECTION 1157 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:51,126 OR POSTPONE IT. 1158 00:40:51,193 --> 00:40:54,694 THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE TO FIGHT 1159 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,026 AGAINST BECAUSE I'M CERTAIN 1160 00:40:56,093 --> 00:40:58,093 THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON. 1161 00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,327 >> Bill: ONE WHAT HE WANTS TO 1162 00:40:59,393 --> 00:41:01,627 RIGGED THE VOTE IS HE'S 1163 00:41:01,694 --> 00:41:02,660 DECLARING WAR OF THE 1164 00:41:02,727 --> 00:41:03,393 POST OFFICE. 1165 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:04,827 FOR EXAMPLE, MICHIGAN SENT OUT 1166 00:41:04,894 --> 00:41:07,193 BALLOTS LAST WEEK TO EVERYBODY 1167 00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:09,827 AND TRUMP, HIS RESPONSE WAS TO 1168 00:41:09,894 --> 00:41:13,026 THREATEN TO WITHHOLD COBID AID 1169 00:41:13,093 --> 00:41:14,026 TO THE STATE OF MICHIGAN IN 1170 00:41:14,093 --> 00:41:15,760 RESPONSE WHICH SOUNDS TO ME LIKE 1171 00:41:15,827 --> 00:41:17,260 THE EXACT SAME PLAYBOOK FROM 1172 00:41:17,327 --> 00:41:18,827 UKRAINE, WITHHOLDING AID TO, 1173 00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:20,794 THAT'S ONE OF HIS BIG TRICKS 1174 00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:22,260 EXCEPT THIS IS OUR COUNTRY! 1175 00:41:22,327 --> 00:41:26,560 IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC. 1176 00:41:26,627 --> 00:41:27,760 HE SEEMS TO BE VERY AFRAID OF 1177 00:41:27,827 --> 00:41:30,293 MAIL IN VOTES, AND I DON'T KNOW 1178 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,193 IF THAT'S TRUE. 1179 00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,694 WE HAD AN ELECTION FLIPPED IN 1180 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,460 CALIFORNIA, THE 25TH DISTRICT 1181 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:37,993 WHICH WAS KATIE HILL'S DISTRICT, 1182 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,960 THE WOMAN WHO RESIGNED BECAUSE 1183 00:41:40,026 --> 00:41:41,527 OF A SEX SCANDAL, SOMETHING THAT 1184 00:41:41,593 --> 00:41:44,293 NO REPUBLICAN WOULD EVER DO, IT 1185 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:48,160 WAS A PICTURE OF HER WITH A 1186 00:41:48,226 --> 00:41:51,694 CHICK SO SHE HAD TO GO, TYPICAL 1187 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,193 STUPID DEMOCRATIC MOVE, A 1188 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:54,360 SPECIAL ELECTION, REPUBLICAN 1189 00:41:54,427 --> 00:41:54,627 WON. 1190 00:41:54,694 --> 00:41:57,460 NOBODY EVER HEARD HIS NAME, HE 1191 00:41:57,527 --> 00:41:58,060 DIDN'T DO ANY CAMPAIGNING, IT 1192 00:41:58,126 --> 00:42:01,393 WAS ALL MAIL IN. 1193 00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:02,794 THE MALE END DIDN'T HURT 1194 00:42:02,860 --> 00:42:04,560 REPUBLICANS IN THAT ONE, I'M NOT 1195 00:42:04,627 --> 00:42:05,794 SO SURE TRUMP SHOULD BE AFRAID 1196 00:42:05,894 --> 00:42:07,226 OF MAIL IN. 1197 00:42:07,293 --> 00:42:08,393 HIS VOTERS ARE OLDER, THEY LIKE 1198 00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:12,560 THE MAIL. 1199 00:42:12,627 --> 00:42:14,493 >> WE ALSO WANT TO PROTECT THE 1200 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,527 POST OFFICE BECAUSE THE 1201 00:42:15,593 --> 00:42:20,360 POST OFFICE IS -- IT'S PART OF 1202 00:42:20,427 --> 00:42:21,460 OUR HOMELAND SECURITY IN THE 1203 00:42:21,527 --> 00:42:24,827 SENSE THAT IF THE GOVERNMENT 1204 00:42:24,894 --> 00:42:26,593 NEEDED TO SEND ANYTHING TO EVERY 1205 00:42:26,660 --> 00:42:29,860 AMERICAN TOMORROW, EVERYBODY HAS 1206 00:42:29,927 --> 00:42:31,393 DAILY CONTACT WITH -- THERE'S 1207 00:42:31,460 --> 00:42:32,894 ONLY ONE PERSON FROM THE U.S. 1208 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,927 GOVERNMENT THAT HAS CONTACT WITH 1209 00:42:33,993 --> 00:42:35,627 YOU EVERY DAY AND THAT'S YOUR 1210 00:42:35,694 --> 00:42:40,060 MALE WOMAN OR MAILMAN. 1211 00:42:40,126 --> 00:42:40,927 THE ABILITY TO ACTUALLY -- LET'S 1212 00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:41,894 SAY FOR INSTANCE THERE WAS 1213 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:42,860 MEDICINE THAT WE ALL NEEDED TO 1214 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:45,427 TAKE IMMEDIATELY. 1215 00:42:45,493 --> 00:42:47,760 THE ONLY WAY TO SHIP THAT OUT IS 1216 00:42:47,827 --> 00:42:49,527 THROUGH THE U.S. POST OFFICE AND 1217 00:42:49,593 --> 00:42:51,760 IT CAN BE THROUGH EVERYBODY'S 1218 00:42:51,827 --> 00:42:55,026 MAILBOX THE NEXT DAY. 1219 00:42:55,093 --> 00:42:56,160 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO PROTECT 1220 00:42:56,226 --> 00:42:58,860 THE POST OFFICE JUST FOR OUR OWN 1221 00:42:58,927 --> 00:43:02,460 SECURITY. 1222 00:43:02,527 --> 00:43:03,093 WHETHER HE UNDERSTANDS WHAT 1223 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,960 HAPPENED IN CALIFORNIA OR NOT, 1224 00:43:05,026 --> 00:43:05,527 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1225 00:43:05,593 --> 00:43:08,093 ALL THAT HE NEEDS TO DO IS 1226 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:08,694 FOLLOW WHAT FOX & FRIENDS IS 1227 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,794 TELLING HIM AND THAT'S GOOD 1228 00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:11,660 ENOUGH. 1229 00:43:11,727 --> 00:43:13,660 A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE 1230 00:43:13,727 --> 00:43:15,860 HE'S TAKING THIS DRUG, THE 1231 00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,226 ANTIMALARIA DRUG, I BELIEVE HIM. 1232 00:43:18,293 --> 00:43:20,794 I BELIEVE TRUMP WHEN HE SAYS -- 1233 00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:25,694 I THINK HE'S TAKING IT. 1234 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,827 HE'S IN SUCH A STATE RIGHT NOW 1235 00:43:26,894 --> 00:43:29,760 AND I THINK HE KNOWS IF IT WAS A 1236 00:43:29,827 --> 00:43:31,260 FAIR ELECTION, HE IS GOING TO 1237 00:43:31,327 --> 00:43:32,260 LOSE. 1238 00:43:32,327 --> 00:43:33,660 HE'S GOT TO DO WHATEVER HE CAN 1239 00:43:33,727 --> 00:43:35,527 TO GIN THIS UP IN WHATEVER WAY 1240 00:43:35,593 --> 00:43:37,260 TO MAKE SURE THAT DOESN'T 1241 00:43:37,327 --> 00:43:38,260 HAPPEN. 1242 00:43:38,327 --> 00:43:40,293 GOING AFTER MICHIGAN, STATE THAT 1243 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,860 VOTED FOR HIM, MAKES NO SENSE. 1244 00:43:41,927 --> 00:43:45,126 BUT WHAT HE'S MAD AT IN 1245 00:43:45,193 --> 00:43:46,493 MICHIGAN, THAT WOMAN AS HE CALLS 1246 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,327 HER, THE GOVERNOR -- WHAT 1247 00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:49,993 HAPPENED AFTER TWO YEARS OF 1248 00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:53,894 TRUMP IN THE 2018 ELECTION, THE 1249 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:54,660 PEOPLE OF MICHIGAN THROUGHOUT 1250 00:43:54,727 --> 00:43:55,827 ALL THE TOP REPUBLICANS AND 1251 00:43:55,894 --> 00:43:57,760 VOTED IN -- THE TOP FOUR PEOPLE 1252 00:43:57,827 --> 00:43:58,960 WHO RUN THE STATE OF MICHIGAN, 1253 00:43:59,026 --> 00:44:00,627 THE GOVERNOR'S A WOMAN, THE 1254 00:44:00,694 --> 00:44:02,360 LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR IS BLACK, 1255 00:44:02,427 --> 00:44:04,993 THERE IS A LESBIAN WHO IS THE 1256 00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:06,293 ATTORNEY GENERAL, AND A SINGLE 1257 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:07,827 MOM IS THE SECRETARY OF STATE. 1258 00:44:07,894 --> 00:44:08,794 THAT'S WHO RUNS MICHIGAN, 1259 00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:10,293 THERE'S NOT A SINGLE WHITE GUY 1260 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,627 ANYWHERE IN THERE AND I THINK HE 1261 00:44:11,694 --> 00:44:15,260 DOESN'T LIKE TO DEAL WITH THAT. 1262 00:44:15,327 --> 00:44:17,093 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS 1263 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,760 WITH HIM AND WOMEN, BUT THAT'S 1264 00:44:19,827 --> 00:44:20,760 WORSE THAN ANYTHING THAT HE HAS 1265 00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:23,493 TO DEAL WITH THESE WOMEN IN 1266 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,660 MICHIGAN. 1267 00:44:24,727 --> 00:44:26,760 I HOPE HE GETS HIS COMEUPPANCE 1268 00:44:26,827 --> 00:44:28,393 FOR IT, BUT THAT WILL ONLY 1269 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:29,727 HAPPEN IF PEOPLE DO THEIR JOB. 1270 00:44:29,794 --> 00:44:33,894 LET ME SAY THIS -- IT'S REALLY 1271 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:34,427 INCUMBENT UPON BIDEN HERE. 1272 00:44:34,493 --> 00:44:38,694 PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I -- YOU AND 1273 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,126 I CAN GO ON TV AND SAY EVERYBODY 1274 00:44:41,193 --> 00:44:42,527 GET OUT THERE AND VOTE, THAT'S 1275 00:44:42,593 --> 00:44:44,493 NOT HOW IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 1276 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,560 BIDEN HAS GOT TO INSPIRE PEOPLE 1277 00:44:46,627 --> 00:44:47,794 TO GET OUT AND VOTE. 1278 00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:49,593 TELL THEM WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO 1279 00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:51,160 DO FOR THEM. 1280 00:44:51,226 --> 00:44:52,560 USE THIS PANDEMIC TO SHOW ALL 1281 00:44:52,627 --> 00:44:54,593 THE THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN 1282 00:44:54,660 --> 00:44:56,760 EXPOSED ABOUT HOW THIS SOCIETY 1283 00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:58,293 OF OURS RUNS AND HOW AWFUL AND 1284 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:03,794 DEADLY TRUMP HAS BEEN. 1285 00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:05,794 AT THIS POINT, WERE ALMOST AT 1286 00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:09,993 100,000 DEAD AMERICANS. 1287 00:45:10,060 --> 00:45:11,927 ALL OF THIS COULD HAVE BEEN NOT 1288 00:45:11,993 --> 00:45:12,593 PREVENTED BUT NOT THIS MANY 1289 00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:14,694 PEOPLE NEEDED TO DIE. 1290 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,960 >> Bill: NOT AT ALL. 1291 00:45:17,026 --> 00:45:21,193 LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT, GOING THE 1292 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:22,493 WAY, WHAT I CALL MY ISSUE IT'S 1293 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,993 THE THING I CAN'T SEEM TO LET GO 1294 00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:28,193 OF AND HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET 1295 00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:28,460 PEOPLE -- 1296 00:45:28,527 --> 00:45:30,593 >> THE LACK OF BELIEF IN A 1297 00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:30,794 DEITY? 1298 00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:33,927 >> Bill: THAT WAS MY OLD ISSUE 1299 00:45:33,993 --> 00:45:34,794 ISSUE. 1300 00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:36,226 FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS IT'S 1301 00:45:36,293 --> 00:45:38,026 BEEN HE'S NOT GONNA LOSE, HE'S 1302 00:45:38,093 --> 00:45:41,193 NOT GONNA LEAVE EVEN IF HE LOSES 1303 00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:43,593 LOSES. 1304 00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:46,160 I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT THIS AS 1305 00:45:46,226 --> 00:45:49,193 EVIDENCE, THEY ASKED JARED 1306 00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:50,927 KUSHNER, NOVEMBER 3RD WHICH IS 1307 00:45:50,993 --> 00:45:52,060 ELECTION DAY, HE SAID I'M NOT 1308 00:45:52,126 --> 00:45:55,160 SURE I CAN COMMIT ONE WAY OR THE 1309 00:45:55,226 --> 00:45:57,627 OTHER, RIGHT NOW, THAT'S THE 1310 00:45:57,694 --> 00:45:58,060 PLAN. 1311 00:45:58,126 --> 00:46:00,160 HE LATER RETRACTED THAT AND 1312 00:46:00,226 --> 00:46:01,593 BLAMED THE ERROR OF BEING AN 1313 00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:09,260 OVERWHELMED DIP SHIPPED DIP SHIE 1314 00:46:09,327 --> 00:46:09,927 MENTIONED HOW TRUMP WAS RAILING 1315 00:46:09,993 --> 00:46:12,627 ITS RATE AND THAT WAS IN ABOUT 1316 00:46:12,694 --> 00:46:13,293 ELECTION HE WON YOU. 1317 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,026 I'VE HEARD YOU SAY I THINK I'M 1318 00:46:15,093 --> 00:46:16,393 RIGHT THAT MAYBE HE'S NOT GONNA 1319 00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:18,427 LEAVE BUT THEN THE COPS WILL 1320 00:46:18,493 --> 00:46:20,293 TAKE PLEASURE IN OUSTING HIM? 1321 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,093 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM IN FRONT 1322 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:22,560 OF COPS? 1323 00:46:22,627 --> 00:46:25,427 IT'S LIKE JAMES BROWN AT THE 1324 00:46:25,493 --> 00:46:26,160 APOLLO. 1325 00:46:26,226 --> 00:46:29,760 >> COPS ACROSS AMERICA LOVE HIM, 1326 00:46:29,827 --> 00:46:32,193 IT'S THE COPS IN D.C. -- THE 1327 00:46:32,260 --> 00:46:33,860 D.C. POLICE FORCE IS MOSTLY 1328 00:46:33,927 --> 00:46:34,060 BLACK. 1329 00:46:34,126 --> 00:46:38,026 SO RIGHT THERE, HE'S GOT TO HOPE 1330 00:46:38,060 --> 00:46:38,860 THAT THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN POLICE 1331 00:46:38,927 --> 00:46:39,993 FORCE IN D.C. IS GOING TO 1332 00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:42,460 PROTECT HIM WHEN HE SAYS I'M NOT 1333 00:46:42,527 --> 00:46:42,694 LEAVING. 1334 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,160 >> Bill: IT'S UP TO THEM TO 1335 00:46:44,226 --> 00:46:46,993 OUST HIM? 1336 00:46:47,060 --> 00:46:49,093 >> HOW ABOUT THE FBI? 1337 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,327 HE'S PISTOL OVER THE FBI, THE 1338 00:46:51,393 --> 00:46:56,093 CIA, THE PEOPLE AT THE PENTAGON, 1339 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,126 HE'S CRATED A LOT OF ANIMOSITY. 1340 00:46:57,193 --> 00:46:59,026 >> Bill: LOOK AT ALL THE OTHER 1341 00:46:59,093 --> 00:47:00,660 PEOPLE HE'S PISSED ON, YOU 1342 00:47:00,727 --> 00:47:02,694 CANNOT NAME A SENATOR STARTING 1343 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,927 WITH LINDSEY GRAHAM WHO HASN'T 1344 00:47:04,993 --> 00:47:05,660 SAID HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT AND 1345 00:47:05,727 --> 00:47:08,460 SOMEHOW THEY STILL WIND UP BEING 1346 00:47:08,527 --> 00:47:09,160 HIS ALLIES. 1347 00:47:09,226 --> 00:47:11,827 >> IF THE POLICE DON'T DO THEIR 1348 00:47:11,894 --> 00:47:12,827 JOB, THERE'S YOU AND ME. 1349 00:47:12,894 --> 00:47:15,360 YOU AND I ARE GOING TO GO THERE. 1350 00:47:15,427 --> 00:47:17,860 I'M INVITING YOU TO COME WITH 1351 00:47:17,927 --> 00:47:19,694 ME, WE ARE GOING TO GO THERE AND 1352 00:47:19,727 --> 00:47:21,660 I THINK WE CAN GET THOUSANDS, 1353 00:47:21,727 --> 00:47:23,126 MILLIONS OF AMERICANS TO SHOW UP 1354 00:47:23,193 --> 00:47:28,026 AND ESCORT HIM IN THE BEST 1355 00:47:28,093 --> 00:47:31,093 ADDICTION EVER THAT'S TAKEN 1356 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:31,727 PLACE IN THE UNITED STATES AND 1357 00:47:31,794 --> 00:47:34,093 REMOVE HIM FROM THAT BUILDING. 1358 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,660 HE'S NOT STAYING. 1359 00:47:36,727 --> 00:47:37,427 EVERYONE WATCHING THIS RIGHT 1360 00:47:37,493 --> 00:47:39,860 NOW, WE ALL AGREE ON THAT. 1361 00:47:39,927 --> 00:47:42,493 WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIT BACK AND 1362 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,427 TAKE THAT AFTER HE LOSES AND HE 1363 00:47:45,493 --> 00:47:46,627 SAYS HE'S NOT GOING TO LEAVE. 1364 00:47:46,694 --> 00:47:49,060 >> Bill: YOU TALK ABOUT AND I 1365 00:47:49,126 --> 00:47:50,527 HAVE TALKED ABOUT HIM CALLING ON 1366 00:47:50,593 --> 00:47:51,894 HIS SECOND AMENDMENT FRIENDS. 1367 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,293 DO YOU THINK THEY ARE NOT GOING 1368 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,760 TO BE THERE WHEN WE SHOW UP? 1369 00:47:55,827 --> 00:47:56,993 I THINK IF IT DIDN'T TURN 1370 00:47:57,060 --> 00:47:58,960 VIOLENT IT WOULD BE A GREAT 1371 00:47:59,026 --> 00:48:01,460 ENDING TO A MICHAEL MOORE MOVIE, 1372 00:48:01,527 --> 00:48:02,860 BUT I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE A 1373 00:48:02,927 --> 00:48:04,226 DIFFERENT KIND OF MOVIE BECAUSE 1374 00:48:04,293 --> 00:48:05,694 AGAIN, WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE 1375 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,226 THE ONLY ONES IN THE STREETS 1376 00:48:07,293 --> 00:48:10,727 WHEN HE IS SAYING "THIS WAS 1377 00:48:10,794 --> 00:48:13,160 RIGGED AND I SHOULDN'T GO." 1378 00:48:13,226 --> 00:48:14,460 I WOULD THINK MOST OF THESE GUYS 1379 00:48:14,527 --> 00:48:16,860 I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH, WITH 1380 00:48:16,927 --> 00:48:18,126 THEIR BIG GUNS, THEY KNOW 1381 00:48:18,193 --> 00:48:20,460 BETTER, THEY CAN SEE THE END 1382 00:48:20,527 --> 00:48:22,694 GAME OF THIS, THEY'RE NOT GOING 1383 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,860 TO WIN. 1384 00:48:24,927 --> 00:48:27,026 THEY ARE LIVING THEIR WHITE LIFE 1385 00:48:27,093 --> 00:48:28,327 IN THEIR WHITE NEIGHBORHOODS, IF 1386 00:48:28,393 --> 00:48:29,527 THEY END UP BEING ARRESTED AND 1387 00:48:29,593 --> 00:48:31,360 TRIED FOR DOING WHAT YOU 1388 00:48:31,427 --> 00:48:32,627 SUGGESTED, THEY WILL THEN BE 1389 00:48:32,694 --> 00:48:35,660 MOVED TO A BLACK AND BROWN 1390 00:48:35,727 --> 00:48:37,327 NEIGHBORHOOD CALLED THE 1391 00:48:37,393 --> 00:48:38,327 UNITED STATES PRISON SYSTEM. 1392 00:48:38,393 --> 00:48:38,960 >> Bill: THAT'S ASSUMING THAT 1393 00:48:39,026 --> 00:48:40,460 WE HAVE THE OLD COUNTRY THAT 1394 00:48:40,527 --> 00:48:41,660 WE'VE ALWAYS HAD TO. 1395 00:48:41,727 --> 00:48:44,560 I'M NOT SO SURE WE HAVE THAT 1396 00:48:44,627 --> 00:48:46,360 ONE. 1397 00:48:46,427 --> 00:48:48,293 TRUMP THIS WEEK THIS MONTH HAS 1398 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,927 GOTTEN RID OF FOUR INSPECTOR 1399 00:48:50,993 --> 00:48:51,760 GENERAL'S OF DIFFERENT AGENCIES. 1400 00:48:51,827 --> 00:48:52,593 IMPEACHMENT TURNED OUT TO BE A 1401 00:48:52,660 --> 00:48:53,126 HORRIBLE THING. 1402 00:48:53,193 --> 00:48:55,293 IF I KNEW WHAT I KNEW NOW -- 1403 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,894 >> HE BELIEVED ROBERT MUELLER 1404 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,727 AND HE GOT SCARED AND WOULDN'T 1405 00:49:00,794 --> 00:49:02,093 EVEN BRING HIM INTO BE 1406 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,860 INTERROGATED, HE DIDN'T BRING 1407 00:49:03,927 --> 00:49:07,393 HIM BEFORE THE GRAND JURY, 1408 00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:09,560 MUELLER WAS SO AFRAID TO DO HIS 1409 00:49:09,627 --> 00:49:12,727 JOB, THEN HE THREATENS COMEY AND 1410 00:49:12,794 --> 00:49:14,126 WHAT DOES COMEY DO? 1411 00:49:14,193 --> 00:49:16,060 HE REOPENS THE INVESTIGATION ON 1412 00:49:16,126 --> 00:49:16,293 HILLARY. 1413 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,293 >> Bill: JUST THE IMPEACHMENT. 1414 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:22,160 IF I COULD DO IT OVER AGAIN, I 1415 00:49:22,226 --> 00:49:22,960 WOULDN'T BECAUSE IT JUST 1416 00:49:23,026 --> 00:49:24,327 EMBOLDENED HIM. 1417 00:49:24,393 --> 00:49:27,093 NOW HE CAN CONDUCT THIS WAR ON 1418 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,527 ACCOUNTABILITY AND IT BARELY 1419 00:49:28,593 --> 00:49:29,727 MADE THE PAPERS. 1420 00:49:29,794 --> 00:49:31,160 MOST PEOPLE ARE WATCHING THIS 1421 00:49:31,226 --> 00:49:34,560 GOING I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT. 1422 00:49:34,627 --> 00:49:36,493 >> THEY MIGHT BE FIVE 1423 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,560 INSPECTOR GENERAL'S AT LAST 1424 00:49:38,627 --> 00:49:40,993 COUNT. 1425 00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:42,727 THE BEST WAY TO TAKE OVER AN 1426 00:49:42,794 --> 00:49:45,593 ELECTION, AND NOT LEAVE THE 1427 00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:47,093 WHITE HOUSE, I AGREE. 1428 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:47,960 ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT PEOPLE 1429 00:49:48,026 --> 00:49:49,060 WATCHING US TONIGHT DON'T KNOW 1430 00:49:49,126 --> 00:49:51,126 WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST FEW 1431 00:49:51,193 --> 00:49:53,293 WEEKS, THE CLEAN AIR ACT, THE 1432 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,993 CLEAN WATER ACT, SUSPENDED, WE 1433 00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:56,660 DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO ALL THIS 1434 00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:59,060 INVESTIGATION, ALL THOSE PEOPLE 1435 00:49:59,126 --> 00:49:59,493 GONE. 1436 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:03,727 IF AND WHEN THE PANDEMIC ENDS IF 1437 00:50:03,794 --> 00:50:06,427 IT DOESN'T -- EVEN IN HIS TERM, 1438 00:50:06,493 --> 00:50:10,026 THOSE INSPECTORS WHETHER THE 1439 00:50:10,093 --> 00:50:10,593 INSPECTOR GENERAL'S ARE THE 1440 00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:12,093 PEOPLE WHO DO OUR CLEAN AIR AND 1441 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,060 CLEAN WATER, THEY'RE NOT COMING 1442 00:50:14,126 --> 00:50:16,126 BACK, NOT UNDER DONALD TRUMP. 1443 00:50:16,193 --> 00:50:18,193 THIS IS HIS WAY TO MOVE THIS 1444 00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:20,427 THING PERMANENTLY, IT MAKES HIM 1445 00:50:20,493 --> 00:50:22,026 DANGEROUS. 1446 00:50:22,093 --> 00:50:24,260 DID I HEAR EVERYBODY AT HOME SAY 1447 00:50:24,327 --> 00:50:28,160 THEY WOULD JOIN BILL AND I IN 1448 00:50:28,226 --> 00:50:30,026 D.C. ON JANUARY 20TH? 1449 00:50:30,093 --> 00:50:31,760 >> Bill: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! 1450 00:50:31,827 --> 00:50:35,960 WE'LL HAVE A BIRTHDAY BASH IN 1451 00:50:36,026 --> 00:50:36,160 D.C.! 1452 00:50:36,226 --> 00:50:38,093 >> AND REMOVE THIS MOTHERFUCKER 1453 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,627 FROM THE WHITE HOUSE. 1454 00:50:40,694 --> 00:50:41,293 >> Bill: ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE 1455 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,727 YOU AND HOPEFULLY THINGS WILL BE 1456 00:50:42,794 --> 00:50:45,660 DIFFERENT NEXT TIME WE MEET. 1457 00:50:45,727 --> 00:50:50,827 TAKE CARE. 1458 00:50:50,894 --> 00:50:51,026 OKAY! 1459 00:50:51,093 --> 00:50:56,627 NOW IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES! 1460 00:50:56,694 --> 00:50:57,193 EVERYBODY, NEW RULES! 1461 00:50:57,260 --> 00:50:59,026 DOOR SCREAMING AT HOME! 1462 00:50:59,093 --> 00:50:59,993 NEW RULE: I GET THAT STORES NEED 1463 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:00,794 TO REMIND CUSTOMERS TO SOCIAL 1464 00:51:00,860 --> 00:51:01,593 DISTANCE, BUT THIS - IS A LITTLE 1465 00:51:01,660 --> 00:51:02,327 MUCH. 1466 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:03,894 I WANT TO BUY SHOES. 1467 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,160 NOT PLAY TWISTER. 1468 00:51:05,226 --> 00:51:06,493 AND IF I GO THE WRONG WAY - WILL 1469 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:12,727 I HEAR THIS? 1470 00:51:15,293 --> 00:51:17,026 NEW RULE: THE NEWSPAPERS 1471 00:51:17,093 --> 00:51:17,760 PRINTING THE STORY ABOUT AN 1472 00:51:17,827 --> 00:51:18,660 81-YEAR-OLD MAN WHO'S BEEN 1473 00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:19,627 ACCUSED OF KILLING ANOTHER MAN 1474 00:51:19,694 --> 00:51:20,993 DURING A SADOMASOCHISTIC SEX ACT 1475 00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:22,260 MUST, STOP BURYING THE LEDE. 1476 00:51:22,327 --> 00:51:24,126 LOOK, BEING IN THE BEST POSSIBLE 1477 00:51:24,193 --> 00:51:25,293 HEALTH SHOULD BE ON ALL OUR 1478 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,260 MINDS THESE DAYS, AND IF YOU'RE 1479 00:51:28,327 --> 00:51:29,560 81 AND HAVE THE STRENGTH TO FUCK 1480 00:51:29,627 --> 00:51:31,694 AND THEN KILL ANOTHER GROWN MAN, 1481 00:51:31,727 --> 00:51:34,193 IT'S CLEAR TO ME YOU'RE DOING 1482 00:51:34,260 --> 00:51:35,694 SOMETHING RIGHT. 1483 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,493 I'M NOT SAYING RELEASE HIM AND 1484 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:38,493 GIVE HIM A BOOK DEAL, BUT MAYBE 1485 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,660 SOMEONE CAN ASK HIM ABOUT HIS 1486 00:51:39,727 --> 00:51:42,760 WORKOUT ROUTINE. 1487 00:51:42,827 --> 00:51:45,060 NEW RULE: THE VIRGINIA 1488 00:51:45,126 --> 00:51:47,327 RESTAURANT THAT IS FILLING ITS 1489 00:51:47,393 --> 00:51:49,460 EMPTY TABLES WITH 1950s- ERA 1490 00:51:49,527 --> 00:51:50,760 MANNEQUINS HAS TO ADMIT THIS IS 1491 00:51:50,827 --> 00:51:52,093 MORE DEPRESSING THAN LEAVING THE 1492 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,760 TABLES EMPTY. 1493 00:51:53,827 --> 00:51:55,260 THOUGH I MUST SAY, YOU NAILED 1494 00:51:55,327 --> 00:51:56,593 THE 1950s PART. 1495 00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:57,760 WHERE THE WIVES ARE CLEARLY 1496 00:51:57,827 --> 00:51:59,627 BORED. 1497 00:51:59,694 --> 00:52:00,527 BECAUSE THE HUSBANDS ARE 1498 00:52:00,593 --> 00:52:02,993 OBVIOUSLY GAY. 1499 00:52:03,060 --> 00:52:04,560 NEW RULE: SINCE WE DON'T HAVE 1500 00:52:04,627 --> 00:52:07,026 ANY SPORTS TO WATCH, LET'S START 1501 00:52:07,093 --> 00:52:08,126 BROADCASTING FIGHTS BETWEEN 1502 00:52:08,193 --> 00:52:09,694 PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO WEAR A 1503 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,060 MASK AND PEOPLE WHO INSIST THEY 1504 00:52:11,126 --> 00:52:12,660 DO. 1505 00:52:12,727 --> 00:52:14,160 TWO MEN ENTER COSTCO. 1506 00:52:14,226 --> 00:52:15,527 ONLY ONE LEAVES. 1507 00:52:15,593 --> 00:52:17,360 DON'T THINK OF IT AS ANOTHER 1508 00:52:17,427 --> 00:52:18,894 SIGN AMERICA IS COMING APART. 1509 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,760 THINK OF IT AS AMERICA'S DUMBER 1510 00:52:20,827 --> 00:52:24,427 VERSION OF MEXICAN WRESTLING. 1511 00:52:24,493 --> 00:52:26,060 NEW RULE: THE SOUTH KOREAN 1512 00:52:26,126 --> 00:52:27,327 SOCCER TEAM THAT USED SEX DOLLS 1513 00:52:27,393 --> 00:52:30,360 TO FILL THE EMPTY STANDS DOESN'T 1514 00:52:30,427 --> 00:52:32,827 HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 1515 00:52:32,894 --> 00:52:34,160 BUT THEY DO HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY 1516 00:52:34,226 --> 00:52:36,593 THEY MADE THEM WEAR MASKS. 1517 00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:39,093 ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF SEX DOLLS 1518 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,593 IS THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU 1519 00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:42,126 A VIRUS. 1520 00:52:42,193 --> 00:52:43,727 PLUS, THAT FACE IS PERFECT FOR A 1521 00:52:43,794 --> 00:52:45,093 SOCCER GAME - THEY ALL LOOK LIKE 1522 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:46,193 THEY'RE SCREAMING 1523 00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:50,527 "GOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!" 1524 00:52:50,593 --> 00:52:53,927 "GOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!" 1525 00:52:53,993 --> 00:52:55,560 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1526 00:52:55,627 --> 00:52:57,694 YOU CAN'T HAVE SO MUCH MONEY 1527 00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,660 THAT MY COMPUTER'S SPELLCHECK 1528 00:52:58,727 --> 00:53:01,527 DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL YOU. 1529 00:53:01,593 --> 00:53:04,060 "JEFF BEZOS IS POISED TO BE THE 1530 00:53:04,126 --> 00:53:05,493 WORLD'S FIRST TRILLIONAIRE" THE 1531 00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:07,427 HEADLINE SAYS. 1532 00:53:07,493 --> 00:53:10,393 EVEN MY PHONE IS LIKE, "THAT 1533 00:53:10,460 --> 00:53:12,160 CAN'T BE RIGHT." 1534 00:53:12,226 --> 00:53:14,026 BUT IT PROBABLY IS BECAUSE WE 1535 00:53:14,093 --> 00:53:16,560 NOW LIVE IN AN AGE NOT OF 1536 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:19,160 INNOVATION, BUT OF DOMINATION. 1537 00:53:19,226 --> 00:53:21,993 START-UPS ARE IN A 13-YEAR SLUMP 1538 00:53:22,060 --> 00:53:23,927 AND FINANCING IS DOWN 22% FROM 1539 00:53:23,993 --> 00:53:26,093 EIGHT YEARS AGO BECAUSE IN THE 1540 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,226 ONLINE MARKET PLACE AMAZON HAS 1541 00:53:28,293 --> 00:53:31,126 BECOME THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN. 1542 00:53:31,193 --> 00:53:34,093 AND THAT WAS BEFORE AN EVENT 1543 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:35,126 HAPPENED THAT MADE EVERYONE STAY 1544 00:53:35,193 --> 00:53:36,727 HOME AND ORDER EVERYTHING 1545 00:53:36,794 --> 00:53:38,727 ONLINE. 1546 00:53:38,794 --> 00:53:40,093 PREDICTABLY, ONCE THE VIRUS HIT 1547 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,160 AND AMERICA LOCKED ITSELF 1548 00:53:42,226 --> 00:53:46,460 UPSTAIRS LIKE A BABY-SITTER 1549 00:53:46,527 --> 00:53:47,727 HIDING FROM A SLASHER, THE REST 1550 00:53:47,794 --> 00:53:49,560 OF THE ECONOMY CRATERED - BUT 1551 00:53:49,627 --> 00:53:53,160 AMAZON'S STOCK PRICE IS UP 25%. 1552 00:53:53,226 --> 00:53:54,327 THAT'S WHAT I CALL 1553 00:53:54,393 --> 00:54:02,527 "ASYMPTOMATIC." 1554 00:54:02,593 --> 00:54:03,360 PLACES LIKE J. CREW, STAGE 1555 00:54:03,427 --> 00:54:04,260 STORES, NEIMAN MARCUS, J.C. 1556 00:54:04,327 --> 00:54:06,527 PENNY, SEARS, PIER 1 IMPORTS ARE 1557 00:54:06,593 --> 00:54:08,160 THROWING IN THE TOWEL, AS IT 1558 00:54:08,226 --> 00:54:09,260 SEEMS ONE OF THE UNINTENDED 1559 00:54:09,327 --> 00:54:10,860 CONSEQUENCES OF OUR CORONA 1560 00:54:10,927 --> 00:54:12,660 RESPONSE IS EVERYONE GOING OUT 1561 00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:16,627 OF BUSINESS AT THE SAME TIME. 1562 00:54:16,694 --> 00:54:16,960 EXCEPT AMAZON. 1563 00:54:17,026 --> 00:54:18,293 WHILE WE'RE INSIDE, GETTING 1564 00:54:18,327 --> 00:54:19,560 SOFTER AND HAIRIER, IT'S OUT 1565 00:54:19,627 --> 00:54:21,794 THERE, GETTING BIGGER AND 1566 00:54:21,860 --> 00:54:23,593 STRONGER. 1567 00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:24,894 AND IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING, 1568 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,093 WE'RE GOING TO COME OUT OF OUR 1569 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,293 HOLES AND DISCOVER THAT THERE'S 1570 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,794 ONLY ONE STORE. 1571 00:54:29,860 --> 00:54:32,627 AND IT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE. 1572 00:54:32,694 --> 00:54:35,393 THERE WAS A FAMOUS FOLK SONG 1573 00:54:35,460 --> 00:54:38,126 FROM THE 1950s CALLED "16 TONS," 1574 00:54:38,193 --> 00:54:41,660 AND LIKE ALL FOLK SONGS IT WAS 1575 00:54:41,727 --> 00:54:47,260 HORRIBLE, BUT IT DID RAISE 1576 00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:48,393 AWARENESS ABOUT THE PROBLEM OF 1577 00:54:48,460 --> 00:54:50,393 HAVING JUST ONE STORE, BECAUSE 1578 00:54:50,460 --> 00:54:52,260 IT WAS ABOUT THE OLD MINING 1579 00:54:52,327 --> 00:54:54,727 TOWNS WHERE THE WORKERS ONLY HAD 1580 00:54:54,794 --> 00:54:55,260 THE ONE COMPANY STORE. 1581 00:54:55,327 --> 00:54:57,193 THE CHORUS WENT: "SIXTEEN TONS 1582 00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:58,260 AND WHAT DO YOU GET, ANOTHER DAY 1583 00:54:58,327 --> 00:54:59,126 OLDER AND DEEPER IN DEBT, ST. 1584 00:54:59,193 --> 00:55:00,493 PETER DON'T YOU CALL ME, CUZ I 1585 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,694 CAN'T GO, I OWE MY SOUL TO THE 1586 00:55:02,727 --> 00:55:06,226 COMPANY STO." 1587 00:55:06,293 --> 00:55:10,493 LIKE I SAID, FOLK SONGS ARE 1588 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:11,093 HORRIBLE. 1589 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,593 BUT AT LEAST BACK THEN WE 1590 00:55:12,660 --> 00:55:13,393 UNDERSTOOD THAT GETTING 1591 00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:15,026 EVERYTHING FROM ONE STORE WAS A 1592 00:55:15,093 --> 00:55:16,993 BAD THING. 1593 00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:17,927 BUT THAT WAS BP -- "BEFORE 1594 00:55:17,993 --> 00:55:19,460 PRIME." 1595 00:55:19,527 --> 00:55:20,927 YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED TO LEARN 1596 00:55:20,993 --> 00:55:22,360 THAT ELIZABETH WARREN HAD A PLAN 1597 00:55:22,427 --> 00:55:23,727 TO BREAK UP AMAZON -- AND I SAY 1598 00:55:23,794 --> 00:55:25,527 LET'S GO FOR IT. 1599 00:55:25,593 --> 00:55:27,327 LIKE SENATOR WARREN, I'M A 1600 00:55:27,393 --> 00:55:30,093 CAPITALIST TO MY CORE, BUT WHEN 1601 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,260 A COMPANY GETS SO BIG IT 1602 00:55:31,327 --> 00:55:33,026 SMOTHERS ALL COMPETITORS IN THE 1603 00:55:33,093 --> 00:55:37,226 CRIB, THAT'S ANTI-CAPITALIST. 1604 00:55:37,293 --> 00:55:39,560 LIKE WHEN AMAZON DESTROYED THE 1605 00:55:39,627 --> 00:55:41,393 START-UP DIAPERS.COM BY CUTTING 1606 00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:42,460 AMAZON'S OWN DIAPER PRICES BELOW 1607 00:55:42,493 --> 00:55:45,627 COST. 1608 00:55:45,694 --> 00:55:47,360 BY ONE ESTIMATE BEZOS LOST $100 1609 00:55:47,427 --> 00:55:48,860 MILLION DOLLARS IN HIS QUEST TO 1610 00:55:48,927 --> 00:55:51,126 CORNER THE ONLINE DIAPER MARKET. 1611 00:55:51,193 --> 00:55:53,260 BUT HE OWNS IT NOW. 1612 00:55:53,327 --> 00:55:55,393 WHICH RAISES THE QUESTION, WHAT 1613 00:55:55,460 --> 00:55:59,360 IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN? 1614 00:55:59,427 --> 00:56:01,827 OKAY, YOU HAD ONE BRILLIANT IDEA 1615 00:56:01,894 --> 00:56:03,794 -- THAT WHEN PEOPLE GET DRUNK AT 1616 00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:04,993 HOME, THEY'LL GO ONLINE AND BUY 1617 00:56:05,060 --> 00:56:06,927 SHIT THEY DON'T NEED. 1618 00:56:06,993 --> 00:56:08,827 GREAT, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON, 1619 00:56:08,894 --> 00:56:11,393 YOU'RE THE BEST AT MAKING MONEY. 1620 00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:15,126 BUT ONE OF THE RULES OF THE GAME 1621 00:56:15,193 --> 00:56:17,226 OF CAPITALISM IS: YOU CAN WIN 1622 00:56:17,293 --> 00:56:18,360 BIG, BUT NOT SO BIG THERE IS NO 1623 00:56:18,427 --> 00:56:21,260 GAME. 1624 00:56:21,327 --> 00:56:23,627 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE A 1625 00:56:23,694 --> 00:56:24,794 CENTURY AGO WHEN JOHN D. 1626 00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:26,694 ROCKEFELLER WAS PERSONALLY WORTH 1627 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,293 2% OF AMERICA'S GDP AND HIS 1628 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,760 STANDARD OIL COMPANY BECAME SUCH 1629 00:56:30,827 --> 00:56:32,527 AN OVERWHELMING MONOPOLY THAT 1630 00:56:32,593 --> 00:56:34,293 CONGRESS WROTE THE SHERMAN 1631 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,427 ANTITRUST ACT TO BREAK IT UP. 1632 00:56:36,493 --> 00:56:38,694 BUT ROCKEFELLER HAD ONLY ONE 1633 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,827 PRODUCT --, OIL. 1634 00:56:40,894 --> 00:56:43,560 AMAZON SELLS 119 MILLION 1635 00:56:43,627 --> 00:56:46,126 DIFFERENT ITEMS. 1636 00:56:46,193 --> 00:56:48,226 AND WHEN ONE SUPPLIER BRINGS YOU 1637 00:56:48,293 --> 00:56:49,593 EVERYTHING, YOU'RE NOT A 1638 00:56:49,660 --> 00:56:53,327 CUSTOMER, YOU'RE A DEPENDENT. 1639 00:56:53,393 --> 00:56:56,760 AND LOOK, I USE AMAZON, I'M NOT 1640 00:56:56,827 --> 00:56:57,860 SAYING AMAZON IS PURE, 1641 00:56:57,927 --> 00:56:59,694 UNADULTERATED EVIL. 1642 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,660 THAT'S WELLS FARGO. 1643 00:57:02,727 --> 00:57:04,727 BUT AMAZON PREYS UPON THE 1644 00:57:04,794 --> 00:57:07,993 ACHILLES HEEL OF THE AMERICAN 1645 00:57:08,060 --> 00:57:10,727 CHARACTER: WE WILL SELL OUR SOUL 1646 00:57:10,794 --> 00:57:13,193 FOR CONVENIENCE. 1647 00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:14,593 LIBERALS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 1648 00:57:14,660 --> 00:57:16,293 ENVIRONMENTALISTS -- THEY MUST 1649 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,393 NOTICE HOW WRONG IT IS FOR US TO 1650 00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:20,293 DO SO MUCH OF OUR SHOPPING IN 1651 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,727 SUCH A WASTEFUL, PIGGISH MANNER. 1652 00:57:23,794 --> 00:57:26,093 DOES ANYONE REALLY NEED A GRILL 1653 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:27,360 COVER TO GET TO YOU OVERNIGHT 1654 00:57:27,427 --> 00:57:28,560 AND IN A SEPARATE BOX FROM 1655 00:57:28,627 --> 00:57:29,627 SOMETHING YOU ORDERED THE DAY 1656 00:57:29,694 --> 00:57:32,126 BEFORE FROM THE SAME WAREHOUSE? 1657 00:57:32,193 --> 00:57:33,093 WHEN I WAS A KID, GETTING A 1658 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,160 PACKAGE WAS A RARE EVENT -- NOW 1659 00:57:35,226 --> 00:57:36,593 KIDS THINK THE UPS MAN IS THEIR 1660 00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:38,527 DAD. 1661 00:57:38,593 --> 00:57:40,126 WHY DO SOCKS NEED A PROTECTIVE 1662 00:57:40,193 --> 00:57:42,527 AIR CUSHION? 1663 00:57:42,593 --> 00:57:43,727 I'M GOING TO SHOVE MY FOOT IN IT 1664 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,327 AND STOMP ON IT ALL DAY. 1665 00:57:46,393 --> 00:57:47,927 THEY SHIP A DISPOSABLE RAZOR IN 1666 00:57:47,993 --> 00:57:49,593 A BOX THE SIZE OF A COFFIN IN 1667 00:57:49,627 --> 00:57:51,827 ENOUGH PLASTIC TO CHOKE A WHALE 1668 00:57:51,894 --> 00:57:54,593 -- WHICH IT EVENTUALLY DOES. 1669 00:57:54,660 --> 00:57:56,393 AND I HAVEN'T EVEN MENTIONED 1670 00:57:56,460 --> 00:57:58,226 THAT AMAZON OFTEN PAYS NO TAXES, 1671 00:57:58,293 --> 00:57:59,627 AND BATHROOM BREAKS FOR WORKERS 1672 00:57:59,694 --> 00:58:00,894 ARE SO INFREQUENT THEY HAVE TO 1673 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:03,560 PEE INTO BOTTLES. 1674 00:58:03,627 --> 00:58:04,694 WHICH ARE THEN RESOLD AS 1675 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,327 KOMBUCHA. 1676 00:58:07,393 --> 00:58:08,460 MAYBE THIS IS JUST THE 1677 00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:11,160 HUNTER-GATHERER IN ME SPEAKING, 1678 00:58:11,226 --> 00:58:12,727 BUT SOMEDAY I HOPE TO LEAVE THE 1679 00:58:12,794 --> 00:58:14,960 CAVE AGAIN, AND I'M GONNA WANT 1680 00:58:15,026 --> 00:58:16,827 SOMEWHERE TO SHOP. 1681 00:58:16,894 --> 00:58:21,827 IN PERSON. 1682 00:58:21,894 --> 00:58:23,927 SO THIS WEEKEND, BE A HERO AND 1683 00:58:23,993 --> 00:58:25,493 GO OUT, TO AN ACTUAL STORE, AND 1684 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,960 PATRONIZE SOME OTHER BUSINESS 1685 00:58:28,026 --> 00:58:29,226 BESIDES AMAZON, AND LET'S SEE IF 1686 00:58:29,293 --> 00:58:30,827 WE CAN'T GET AMERICA BACK ON ITS 1687 00:58:30,894 --> 00:58:32,593 FEET AGAIN. 1688 00:58:32,627 --> 00:58:34,760 WE'RE LOOKING PRETTY RAGGEDY, 1689 00:58:34,827 --> 00:58:35,860 AND YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING: IF 1690 00:58:35,927 --> 00:58:38,160 THE SHOE FITS, YOU PROBABLY 1691 00:58:38,226 --> 00:58:40,860 DIDN'T GET IT ONLINE. 1692 00:58:40,927 --> 00:58:42,460 OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1693 00:58:42,527 --> 00:58:43,727 I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS THOMAS 1694 00:58:43,794 --> 00:58:44,960 FRIEDMAN, DR. CATE SHANAHAN AND 1695 00:58:45,026 --> 00:58:45,860 MICHAEL MOORE. 1696 00:58:45,927 --> 00:58:52,226 WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK. 1697 00:58:52,293 --> 00:58:55,293 SOME DAY, THE STUDIO. 1698 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:58,093 PROBABLY FROM MY BACKYARD. 1699 00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:03,894 THANK YOU, FOLKS. 1700 00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:25,660 -KELLI: Look at Miss Inglewood. -Hey! 1701 00:59:25,727 --> 00:59:26,794 ♪ I'm too hot... ♪ 1702 00:59:26,860 --> 00:59:27,794 You hear dat?