1 00:00:00,177 --> 00:00:01,678 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:01,744 --> 00:00:04,611 >> START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:04,678 --> 00:00:17,110 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:17,177 --> 00:00:23,911 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:23,977 --> 00:00:28,377 [APPLAUSE] 6 00:00:28,444 --> 00:00:30,311 >> Bill: THANK YOU, THANK YOU 7 00:00:30,377 --> 00:00:33,210 VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. 8 00:00:33,277 --> 00:00:34,711 PLEASE SIT DOWN, WELCOME TO 9 00:00:34,778 --> 00:00:37,778 MUTUAL OF OMAHA'S WILD KINGDOM. 10 00:00:37,844 --> 00:00:38,744 YOU SOUND LIKE A BEAUTIFUL CROWD 11 00:00:38,811 --> 00:00:41,210 AND WE ARE GOING TO BE DOING 12 00:00:41,277 --> 00:00:42,210 SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT 13 00:00:42,277 --> 00:00:44,244 TODAY, WE ARE TAPING THE SHOW 14 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:46,344 FOR MY BACKYARD WHERE I HAVE A 15 00:00:46,411 --> 00:00:47,010 BAR. 16 00:00:47,077 --> 00:00:48,377 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 17 00:00:48,444 --> 00:00:51,144 IT'S MY HOUSE, I HAVE A BAR. 18 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:53,711 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO SEE HERE, 19 00:00:53,778 --> 00:00:56,144 A CHILD'S PLAYPEN? 20 00:00:56,210 --> 00:00:57,911 [LAUGHTER] 21 00:00:57,977 --> 00:01:00,177 I TELL YOU, IS THIS WHAT IT'S 22 00:01:00,244 --> 00:01:00,411 COME TO? 23 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:03,678 I'M GOING TO BE SHOT AT AN 24 00:01:03,744 --> 00:01:05,110 IPHONE, I FEEL LIKE AN ENTREE 25 00:01:05,177 --> 00:01:08,277 AT THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY. 26 00:01:08,344 --> 00:01:08,878 [LAUGHTER] 27 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,444 I WANT TO GO OUT BUT GAVIN 28 00:01:10,511 --> 00:01:13,778 NEWSOM SAYS I'M GROUNDED. 29 00:01:13,844 --> 00:01:14,344 [LAUGHTER] 30 00:01:14,411 --> 00:01:15,944 AND I AM GROUNDED AND I HAVE THE 31 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:17,244 BLUE BALLS TO PROVE IT, BUT I'M 32 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:21,177 TELLING YOU, I AM PRACTICING 33 00:01:21,244 --> 00:01:24,144 EVERY SAFE DIRECTIVE THEY SAY I 34 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:24,577 SHOULD. 35 00:01:24,644 --> 00:01:26,778 I MAKE SURE I USE DISINFECTANT 36 00:01:26,844 --> 00:01:29,277 ON EVERY SURFACE THAT HAS AT 37 00:01:29,344 --> 00:01:30,411 LEAST 60% ALCOHOL, LIKE A 38 00:01:30,477 --> 00:01:34,311 JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO. 39 00:01:34,377 --> 00:01:35,511 [LAUGHTER] 40 00:01:35,577 --> 00:01:37,644 I STAY 6 FEET AWAY FROM 41 00:01:37,711 --> 00:01:39,678 STRANGERS, EIGHT FROM CHARLIE 42 00:01:39,744 --> 00:01:41,010 SHEEN. 43 00:01:41,077 --> 00:01:41,678 [LAUGHTER] 44 00:01:41,744 --> 00:01:44,144 [APPLAUSE] 45 00:01:44,210 --> 00:01:46,210 AND I TELL YOU, THIS ISN'T A BAD 46 00:01:46,277 --> 00:01:48,544 IDEA, STAYING 6 FEET AWAY FROM 47 00:01:48,611 --> 00:01:50,177 PEOPLE. 48 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:52,811 I SAY NEXT WE TRY IT WITH CARS. 49 00:01:52,878 --> 00:01:53,911 [LAUGHTER] 50 00:01:53,977 --> 00:01:55,544 FOR LOS ANGELES PEOPLE, THE 51 00:01:55,611 --> 00:01:57,411 WORST PART ABOUT THIS IS SEEING 52 00:01:57,477 --> 00:02:00,144 THAT THE HIGHWAYS ARE COMPLETELY 53 00:02:00,210 --> 00:02:02,811 EMPTY, BUT THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO 54 00:02:02,878 --> 00:02:03,944 GO. 55 00:02:04,010 --> 00:02:05,277 SOME PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT PORN 56 00:02:05,344 --> 00:02:07,244 AT HOME, I'M LOOKING AT PHOTOS 57 00:02:07,311 --> 00:02:13,144 OF THE 405 WITH NO CARS ON THEM. 58 00:02:13,210 --> 00:02:14,344 [LAUGHTER] 59 00:02:14,411 --> 00:02:16,844 IT IS GETTING A LITTLE GRIM 60 00:02:16,911 --> 00:02:17,944 AROUND HERE, YESTERDAY THE 61 00:02:18,010 --> 00:02:20,044 HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY WAS WIPING 62 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:22,444 DOWN THE MAILMAN. 63 00:02:22,511 --> 00:02:24,544 [LAUGHTER] 64 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:27,144 MY STALKER IS WORKING FROM HOME. 65 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:30,110 [LAUGHTER] 66 00:02:30,177 --> 00:02:32,744 BUT THANK YOU, JESUS, I HAVE NO 67 00:02:32,811 --> 00:02:34,144 SYMPTOMS UNLESS YOU COUNT 68 00:02:34,210 --> 00:02:34,811 SHITTING MY PANTS EVERY TIME 69 00:02:34,878 --> 00:02:39,511 TRUMP TALKS. 70 00:02:39,577 --> 00:02:40,144 [LAUGHTER] 71 00:02:40,210 --> 00:02:41,977 I TELL YOU, I'M STARTING TO 72 00:02:42,044 --> 00:02:45,711 WONDER IF HE'S REALLY A DOCTOR. 73 00:02:45,778 --> 00:02:46,944 [LAUGHTER] 74 00:02:47,010 --> 00:02:48,277 THE OTHER DAY A REPORTER ASKED 75 00:02:48,344 --> 00:02:50,744 HIM ABOUT SOUTH KOREA, WHY THEY 76 00:02:50,811 --> 00:02:52,344 ARE DOING BETTER THAN WE ARE AND 77 00:02:52,411 --> 00:02:54,711 HE SAID "I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT 78 00:02:54,778 --> 00:02:56,010 SOUTH KOREA, YOU KNOW HOW MANY 79 00:02:56,077 --> 00:02:58,110 PEOPLE TO ART IN SEOUL, 80 00:02:58,177 --> 00:02:59,544 SOUTH KOREA? 81 00:02:59,611 --> 00:03:00,911 38 MILLION." 82 00:03:00,977 --> 00:03:02,244 OKAY, THERE'S 10 MILLION PEOPLE 83 00:03:02,311 --> 00:03:05,544 IN SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA. 84 00:03:05,611 --> 00:03:07,444 IF TRUMP PLAYED CELEBRITY 85 00:03:07,511 --> 00:03:09,544 JEOPARDY, CANCER WOULD GO 86 00:03:09,611 --> 00:03:11,110 BANKRUPT. 87 00:03:11,177 --> 00:03:11,544 [LAUGHTER] 88 00:03:11,611 --> 00:03:12,444 HE DOES THIS THING EVERY DAY 89 00:03:12,511 --> 00:03:17,010 WERE HE'S BRAGGING ABOUT HIS 90 00:03:17,077 --> 00:03:18,311 RATINGS. 91 00:03:18,377 --> 00:03:19,844 "I HAVE BETTER RATINGS THAN 92 00:03:19,911 --> 00:03:22,144 MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL." 93 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:23,144 YES, BECAUSE YOUR VIEWERS AREN'T 94 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:24,110 ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE! 95 00:03:24,177 --> 00:03:27,611 WHAT ELSE ARE THEY GOING TO DO, 96 00:03:27,678 --> 00:03:30,110 READ? 97 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:31,110 [LAUGHTER] 98 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:33,711 YOU'RE SAYING, MR. PRESIDENT, 99 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:35,044 EVERY DAY INFORMATION THAT 100 00:03:35,110 --> 00:03:36,678 PEOPLE NEED THAT COULD BE 101 00:03:36,744 --> 00:03:38,544 INSTRUMENTAL TO SAVING THEIR 102 00:03:38,611 --> 00:03:39,311 LIFE. 103 00:03:39,377 --> 00:03:40,811 ANYTHING LESS THAN 100 SHARE 104 00:03:40,878 --> 00:03:41,878 MEANS PEOPLE HATE YOU MORE THAN 105 00:03:41,944 --> 00:03:43,444 THEY LOVE LIFE. 106 00:03:43,511 --> 00:03:43,711 [LAUGHTER] 107 00:03:43,778 --> 00:03:46,778 [APPLAUSE] 108 00:03:46,844 --> 00:03:47,977 LOOK, WE'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH 109 00:03:48,044 --> 00:03:51,644 THIS, WE ARE. 110 00:03:51,711 --> 00:03:51,878 STRESS? 111 00:03:51,944 --> 00:03:54,144 IT'S THE WORST THING FOR YOUR 112 00:03:54,210 --> 00:03:54,477 IMMUNE SYSTEM. 113 00:03:54,544 --> 00:03:56,244 TRY TO THINK A LITTLE POSITIVE, 114 00:03:56,311 --> 00:03:58,411 THINK OF ALL THE CELEBRITIES WHO 115 00:03:58,477 --> 00:04:05,878 HAVE THIS, PRINCE CHARLES, 116 00:04:05,944 --> 00:04:07,944 TOM HANKS, JACKSON BROWNE, CHRIS 117 00:04:08,010 --> 00:04:09,511 CUOMO, KEVIN DURANT -- ANYBODY 118 00:04:09,577 --> 00:04:13,411 WHO'S ANYBODY IS GETTING IT. 119 00:04:13,477 --> 00:04:14,511 TOM HANKS, OF COURSE WAS SO 120 00:04:14,577 --> 00:04:17,044 CLASSY WHEN HE GOT IT, HE SAID 121 00:04:17,110 --> 00:04:19,444 "IT'S AN HONOR JUST TO BE 122 00:04:19,511 --> 00:04:19,878 CONTAMINATED." 123 00:04:19,944 --> 00:04:24,010 AND IN THE MOVIE WHO CURES 124 00:04:24,077 --> 00:04:27,411 TOM HANKS WILL BE PLAYED BY 125 00:04:27,477 --> 00:04:28,511 TOM HANKS. 126 00:04:28,577 --> 00:04:30,144 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW, IT'S A 127 00:04:30,210 --> 00:04:32,311 LITTLE DIFFERENT SHOW, WE HAVE 128 00:04:32,377 --> 00:04:34,644 FIVE GREAT GUESTS. 129 00:04:34,711 --> 00:04:36,077 WILLIE NELSON, SETH 130 00:04:36,144 --> 00:04:38,477 MacFARLANE, MAX BROOKS, L.A. 131 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,678 MAYOR ERIC GARCETTI, AND 132 00:04:40,744 --> 00:04:41,277 SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS, ALL OF 133 00:04:41,344 --> 00:04:42,444 WHOM I SPOKE TO ONE ON ONE 134 00:04:42,511 --> 00:04:44,911 YESTERDAY -- LET'S GET RIGHT TO 135 00:04:44,977 --> 00:04:45,711 IT. 136 00:04:45,778 --> 00:04:48,077 MY FIRST GUEST FROM MY HOUSE IS 137 00:04:48,144 --> 00:04:48,977 THE DEMOCRATIC MAYOR OF 138 00:04:49,044 --> 00:04:50,177 LOS ANGELES AND BOY, AM I GLAD 139 00:04:50,244 --> 00:04:53,678 WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE. 140 00:04:53,744 --> 00:04:54,344 PLEASE WELCOME MAYOR ERIC 141 00:04:54,411 --> 00:04:56,277 GARCETTI, THEY ARE CLAPPING AT 142 00:04:56,344 --> 00:04:57,811 HOME I'M SURE FOR YOU. 143 00:04:57,878 --> 00:05:00,010 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE 144 00:05:00,077 --> 00:05:01,344 WITH ME TODAY OR REMOTELY WITH 145 00:05:01,411 --> 00:05:02,511 ME TODAY, I WANTED TO HAVE YOU 146 00:05:02,577 --> 00:05:05,477 ON THE SHOW FOR A LONG TIME. 147 00:05:05,544 --> 00:05:07,911 I WISH IT COULD BE UNDER HAPPIER 148 00:05:07,977 --> 00:05:09,377 CIRCUMSTANCES BUT I GUESS THE 149 00:05:09,444 --> 00:05:10,210 GOOD NEWS FOR LOS ANGELES AS YOU 150 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:12,311 ARE ONE OF THE FIRST TO GIVE A 151 00:05:12,377 --> 00:05:14,244 STAY AT HOME ORDER AND THAT 152 00:05:14,311 --> 00:05:16,544 SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED. 153 00:05:16,611 --> 00:05:18,277 I GUESS MY FIRST QUESTION IS 154 00:05:18,344 --> 00:05:20,244 BECAUSE WE WERE FIRST DOING 155 00:05:20,311 --> 00:05:21,577 THAT, MIGHT WE BE ONE OF THE 156 00:05:21,644 --> 00:05:24,844 FIRST TO END AT? 157 00:05:24,911 --> 00:05:26,811 >> I'VE SAID THE MORE QUICKLY 158 00:05:26,878 --> 00:05:27,678 PEOPLE DO THINGS, THE SHORT OF 159 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,844 THIS WILL LAST AND THE SLOWER 160 00:05:29,911 --> 00:05:31,177 THEY DO THINGS, THE LONGER IT 161 00:05:31,244 --> 00:05:31,444 WILL LAST. 162 00:05:31,511 --> 00:05:35,210 IT COULD BE, BUT WE ALSO WERE 163 00:05:35,277 --> 00:05:37,611 NOT AS FAR INTO THE INFECTION AS 164 00:05:37,678 --> 00:05:38,244 OTHER PARTS OF THE COUNTRY LIKE 165 00:05:38,311 --> 00:05:40,511 ON THE EAST COAST. 166 00:05:40,577 --> 00:05:45,077 IT REMAINS TO BE SEEN, WE ARE 167 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:46,711 ABOUT 14-17 DAYS BEHIND OUR 168 00:05:46,778 --> 00:05:50,444 CALENDAR OF WHERE NEW YORK IS. 169 00:05:50,511 --> 00:05:52,077 WE IMPLEMENTED THESE THINGS 170 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,611 EARLIER SO I'M HOPING THROUGHOUT 171 00:05:53,678 --> 00:05:54,711 CALIFORNIA, THE FIRST DATE DOING 172 00:05:54,778 --> 00:05:55,977 THIS, WE WILL BE ABLE TO GET 173 00:05:56,044 --> 00:05:56,878 BACK TO WORK AND OUT OF THE CAVE 174 00:05:56,944 --> 00:05:59,977 AS IT WERE BUT WE ARE GOING TO 175 00:06:00,044 --> 00:06:02,878 WAIT FOR PUBLIC HEALTH 176 00:06:02,944 --> 00:06:03,844 PROFESSIONALS TO TELL US AND WE 177 00:06:03,911 --> 00:06:05,944 SHOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A COUPLE 178 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:06,577 MONTHS. 179 00:06:06,644 --> 00:06:08,444 >> Bill: AS OUR CIVIC VICE 180 00:06:08,511 --> 00:06:10,411 PRINCIPAL ON THIS, WHAT SORT OF 181 00:06:10,477 --> 00:06:12,110 GRADE WOULD YOU GIVE ANGELENOS 182 00:06:12,177 --> 00:06:14,611 FOR FOLLOWING THE ORDER? 183 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,678 >> I WOULD SAY IT'S A SOLID B 184 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:21,311 RIGHT NOW BUT WE GOT IN A IN ONE 185 00:06:21,377 --> 00:06:24,644 OF THESE GROUPS WHO GRADES HOW 186 00:06:24,711 --> 00:06:26,077 FAR ARE CELL PHONES MOVE, IF 187 00:06:26,144 --> 00:06:27,711 PEOPLE ARE SNAKING OUT THERE AT 188 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:29,444 LEAST KEEPING THEIR CELL PHONES 189 00:06:29,511 --> 00:06:31,844 AT HOME BECAUSE IT SHOWS WE HAVE 190 00:06:31,911 --> 00:06:35,044 THE COUNTY MOVING THE LEAST IN 191 00:06:35,110 --> 00:06:35,477 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. 192 00:06:35,544 --> 00:06:36,077 THERE'S SLIPPAGE IN THAT AND 193 00:06:36,144 --> 00:06:38,844 THERE'S ALWAYS FOLKS THAT ARE 194 00:06:38,911 --> 00:06:41,811 LOOKING TO GET TO THE BEACH, GET 195 00:06:41,878 --> 00:06:43,210 OUT TO THE TRAILS, I UNDERSTAND 196 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:44,844 IT -- THESE ARE THE ICONIC 197 00:06:44,911 --> 00:06:46,077 LOCATIONS AND PLACES WE LOVE TO 198 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:48,277 BE BUT THIS IS ABOUT THAT 199 00:06:48,344 --> 00:06:49,811 DISCIPLINE AND REMINDING PEOPLE 200 00:06:49,878 --> 00:06:50,678 WHEN YOU MOVE YOU CAN KILL 201 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,311 YOURSELF AND YOU CAN CERTAINLY 202 00:06:53,377 --> 00:06:54,077 KILL SOMEONE ELSE. 203 00:06:54,144 --> 00:06:55,377 UNLESS IT'S NECESSARY, UNLESS 204 00:06:55,444 --> 00:06:57,811 YOU ARE A CRITICAL WORKER, 205 00:06:57,878 --> 00:06:58,144 STAY-AT-HOME. 206 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,411 >> Bill: THE LAST I READ THERE 207 00:07:00,477 --> 00:07:03,477 WAS 8,000 CASES IN A STATE OF 208 00:07:03,544 --> 00:07:04,244 40 MILLION PEOPLE, OBVIOUSLY 209 00:07:04,311 --> 00:07:05,911 THAT'S GOING TO GO UP BECAUSE WE 210 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:08,044 ARE ENTERING THAT PHASE WHERE 211 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:13,210 THOSE NUMBERS ARE GONNA RISE. 212 00:07:13,277 --> 00:07:15,711 HOW ARE WE DOING WITH HOSPITALS, 213 00:07:15,778 --> 00:07:19,678 MASKS, VENTILATORS, EQUIPMENT? 214 00:07:19,744 --> 00:07:23,044 >> WE ARE ABOUT 11 DAYS BEHIND 215 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:23,944 NEW YORK CITY IN TERMS OF 216 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,911 FATALITIES PER CAPITA IN 217 00:07:25,977 --> 00:07:28,977 L.A. COUNTY, MAYBE 14 DAYS 218 00:07:29,044 --> 00:07:31,144 BEHIND THEY HAVE MORE TESTS 219 00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:32,010 THERE -- WE ARE HOLDING STEADY 220 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:36,377 AND I HOPE THAT WE GET AN EXTRA 221 00:07:36,444 --> 00:07:38,444 WEEK OR TWO THAT OTHER PLACES 222 00:07:38,511 --> 00:07:39,844 WOULDN'T HAVE LET EVERY CITY HAS 223 00:07:39,911 --> 00:07:41,844 TO BE PREPARED FOR WHEN THE 224 00:07:41,911 --> 00:07:42,844 CASES HIT YOUR CAPACITY. 225 00:07:42,911 --> 00:07:45,010 TO PUT IT IN PERSPECTIVE, WE 226 00:07:45,077 --> 00:07:47,411 HAVE ABOUT 22,000 BEDS IN TOTAL 227 00:07:47,477 --> 00:07:49,611 IN ALL OF OUR HOSPITALS THAT ARE 228 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,010 GENERAL EMERGENCY ROOM HOSPITALS 229 00:07:51,077 --> 00:07:53,511 AND OF THOSE, WE ARE HAVING ONLY 230 00:07:53,577 --> 00:08:09,678 ABOUT 13, 1400 AVAILABLE. 231 00:08:09,744 --> 00:08:10,244 THESE HOSPITALS ARE ALREADY 232 00:08:10,311 --> 00:08:10,811 ABOUT 90% FILLED, 95% FIELD 233 00:08:10,878 --> 00:08:11,277 BEFORE THE ONSLAUGHT. 234 00:08:11,344 --> 00:08:11,844 THEY ARE BUILDING CAPACITY, 235 00:08:11,911 --> 00:08:12,411 MOVING BEDS AROUND, CHANGING 236 00:08:12,477 --> 00:08:12,911 ROOMS THAT DIDN'T HAVE 237 00:08:12,977 --> 00:08:14,944 VENTILATORS, WE GOT ABOUT A 238 00:08:15,010 --> 00:08:17,110 LITTLE UNDER A THOUSAND 239 00:08:17,177 --> 00:08:18,411 VENTILATORS UNUSED BUT WE ARE 240 00:08:18,477 --> 00:08:20,177 GOING TO HIT THAT WALL WHETHER 241 00:08:20,244 --> 00:08:23,244 IT'S IN TWO WEEKS OR THREE WEEKS 242 00:08:23,311 --> 00:08:24,210 WEEKS, WE ARE CONFIDENT EVERY 243 00:08:24,277 --> 00:08:25,477 CITY WILL GO THROUGH THAT, WE 244 00:08:25,544 --> 00:08:27,678 ARE TRYING TO DO OUR BEST TO 245 00:08:27,744 --> 00:08:29,044 SAVE AS MANY LIVES AS POSSIBLE. 246 00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:31,577 >> Bill: DO WE HAVE ENOUGH 247 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:32,010 MASKS? 248 00:08:32,077 --> 00:08:33,411 I KNOW THERE HAS BEEN 249 00:08:33,477 --> 00:08:34,611 CONFLICTING INFORMATION EVEN 250 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:35,611 FROM THE CDC ABOUT HOW EFFECTIVE 251 00:08:35,644 --> 00:08:37,444 THEY ARE. 252 00:08:37,544 --> 00:08:38,977 THEY HAVE SOMETIMES MADE US FEEL 253 00:08:39,044 --> 00:08:39,911 LIKE THEY ARE NOT THAT 254 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:42,010 EFFECTIVE -- I THINK IT'S GOT TO 255 00:08:42,077 --> 00:08:43,044 BE SOMEWHAT MORE EFFECTIVE THAN 256 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:45,177 NOTHING AND I'VE HEARD OTHER 257 00:08:45,244 --> 00:08:46,678 PEOPLE, I THINK YOURSELF SAY 258 00:08:46,744 --> 00:08:49,778 "EVEN IF IT'S A BANDANNA" WHICH 259 00:08:49,844 --> 00:08:52,177 WORRIES ME IN L.A. BECAUSE I'VE 260 00:08:52,244 --> 00:08:52,778 WHERE THE RED ONE AND I'M OUT 261 00:08:52,844 --> 00:08:56,878 WITH THE CRIPS OR THE BLOODS 262 00:08:56,944 --> 00:08:59,377 ARE, I'M REALLY SCREWED. 263 00:08:59,444 --> 00:09:06,644 >> THERE ARE DIFFERENT MASKS, WE 264 00:09:06,711 --> 00:09:07,244 HAVE 5 MILLION OF THESE THAT 265 00:09:07,311 --> 00:09:08,077 CLOTHING COMPANIES IN 266 00:09:08,144 --> 00:09:08,744 LOS ANGELES HAVE ALREADY STARTED 267 00:09:08,811 --> 00:09:10,077 TO MAKE AND THEY THINK THEY CAN 268 00:09:10,144 --> 00:09:13,944 MAKE ABOUT 5 MILLION PER WEEK. 269 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:15,377 A FOOTBALL PLAYER MIGHT BE 270 00:09:15,444 --> 00:09:16,477 SMALLER THAN THE DOOR -- THAT'S 271 00:09:16,544 --> 00:09:19,744 THE VIRUS IN THE DOOR IS THE 272 00:09:19,811 --> 00:09:20,977 SIZE OF THE PORES IN THIS BUT IF 273 00:09:21,044 --> 00:09:22,644 YOU HAVE FIVE OR SIX FOOTBALL 274 00:09:22,711 --> 00:09:23,644 PLAYERS TRY TO RUSH THROUGH AT 275 00:09:23,711 --> 00:09:27,411 THE SAME TIME, IT CAN HELP DROP 276 00:09:27,477 --> 00:09:30,010 LET'S NOT SPREAD AND SAVE OUR 277 00:09:30,077 --> 00:09:31,511 GROCERY CLERKS, SAVE FOLKS WHO 278 00:09:31,577 --> 00:09:34,844 ARE DOING CRITICAL WORK. 279 00:09:34,911 --> 00:09:39,344 IF WE ARE WAITING FROM NATIONAL 280 00:09:39,411 --> 00:09:44,044 GUIDANCE, THOSE COUNTRIES LIKE 281 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:45,010 CZECH REPUBLIC, KOREA, PLACES 282 00:09:45,077 --> 00:09:47,144 LIKE TAIWAN THAT HAVE THEM HAVE 283 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:49,611 SHOWN SLOWER RATE OF GROWTH. 284 00:09:49,678 --> 00:09:51,344 IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER 285 00:09:51,411 --> 00:09:52,244 THAT'S DIFFERENT FROM SURGICAL 286 00:09:52,311 --> 00:09:53,411 AND MEDICAL GRADE MASKS THAT 287 00:09:53,477 --> 00:09:54,411 THEY NEED, THERE AREN'T ENOUGH 288 00:09:54,477 --> 00:09:57,377 OF THOSE. 289 00:09:57,444 --> 00:09:59,277 WE HAVE SOMETIMES A WEEK OR SO 290 00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:01,177 OF SUPPLIES, I HAVE DEPUTIZED 291 00:10:01,244 --> 00:10:02,177 AHEAD OF OUR PORT OF LOS ANGELES 292 00:10:02,244 --> 00:10:04,044 WHICH IS THE BIGGEST PORT 293 00:10:04,110 --> 00:10:05,511 ANYWHERE IN THE AMERICAS TO BE 294 00:10:05,577 --> 00:10:06,678 OUR CHIEF LOGISTICS OFFICER SO 295 00:10:06,744 --> 00:10:08,778 WE ARE LOOKING AT SUPPLY CHAINS 296 00:10:08,844 --> 00:10:10,177 AND COMPANIES IN CHASING DOWN 297 00:10:10,244 --> 00:10:11,811 EVERY LEAD TO ORDER FOR OUR 298 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:12,811 HOSPITALS SO HOSPITALS DON'T 299 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:15,010 HAVE TO COMPETE WITH EACH OTHER, 300 00:10:15,077 --> 00:10:16,077 STATES DON'T HAVE TO COMPETE 301 00:10:16,144 --> 00:10:17,477 WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, 302 00:10:17,544 --> 00:10:20,778 IT'S A MESS OUT THERE. 303 00:10:20,844 --> 00:10:22,744 RIGHT NOW WE ARE HOLDING ON BUT 304 00:10:22,811 --> 00:10:23,678 IT'S WEEK TO WEEK. 305 00:10:23,744 --> 00:10:26,344 >> Bill: YOU MENTIONED THE 306 00:10:26,411 --> 00:10:28,210 PRESIDENT, I IMAGINE IT'S A 307 00:10:28,277 --> 00:10:29,878 HOBSON'S CHOICE AS AN ELECTED 308 00:10:29,944 --> 00:10:31,611 OFFICIAL ESPECIALLY IN 309 00:10:31,678 --> 00:10:32,377 CALIFORNIA, NOT HIS FAVORITE 310 00:10:32,444 --> 00:10:35,311 STATE BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW 311 00:10:35,377 --> 00:10:36,411 BECAUSE HE WOULD'VE WON THE 312 00:10:36,477 --> 00:10:38,977 POPULAR VOTE IF NOT FOR ALL THE 313 00:10:39,044 --> 00:10:41,377 ILLEGAL VOTERS HERE. 314 00:10:41,444 --> 00:10:42,778 IT'S A TOUGH CHOICE FOR A GUY 315 00:10:42,844 --> 00:10:43,744 LIKE YOU BECAUSE ON THE ONE HAND 316 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,944 YOU WANT TO TELL THE TRUTH, ON 317 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:48,377 THE OTHER HAND IF YOU SAY 318 00:10:48,444 --> 00:10:49,177 ANYTHING CRITICAL, THIS 319 00:10:49,244 --> 00:10:52,811 PRESIDENT HAS SHOWN THAT HE WILL 320 00:10:52,878 --> 00:10:54,110 DENY ESSENTIAL SERVICES AND 321 00:10:54,177 --> 00:10:56,544 EQUIPMENT TO STATES THAT AREN'T 322 00:10:56,611 --> 00:10:58,611 NICE ENOUGH TO HIM. 323 00:10:58,678 --> 00:11:02,778 I GUESS WHAT I'M ASKING YOU IS 324 00:11:02,844 --> 00:11:03,744 HOW ARE YOUR APPRAISING SKILLS 325 00:11:03,811 --> 00:11:06,277 WHEN YOU NEED THEM FOR THIS 326 00:11:06,344 --> 00:11:06,977 PRESIDENT? 327 00:11:07,044 --> 00:11:10,210 >> I THINK YOU'RE DOING A GREAT 328 00:11:10,277 --> 00:11:11,544 JOB, YOU'RE THE BEST ON 329 00:11:11,611 --> 00:11:14,611 TELEVISION, BAR NONE. 330 00:11:14,644 --> 00:11:16,878 BUT SERIOUSLY, I'LL SAY THANKS 331 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:17,811 TO ANYBODY, I WILL WORK WITH THE 332 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:18,744 PRESIDENT -- BEFORE THIS 333 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,977 HAPPENED TO THEM I WAS WORKING 334 00:11:22,044 --> 00:11:23,144 WITH BEN CARSON, HAS SECRETARY 335 00:11:23,210 --> 00:11:23,778 OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT 336 00:11:23,844 --> 00:11:26,611 EVEN THOUGH MY DEMOCRATIC 337 00:11:26,678 --> 00:11:28,811 FRIENDS SAY DON'T BECAUSE HE HAD 338 00:11:28,878 --> 00:11:32,711 GENUINE HEART ABOUT IT, 339 00:11:32,778 --> 00:11:33,911 SOMETHING WITH THIS PRESIDENT. 340 00:11:33,977 --> 00:11:35,544 THE NAVAL SHIP MERCY, HE BROUGHT 341 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:36,744 IT. 342 00:11:36,811 --> 00:11:38,377 I TALKED TO FOLKS IN THE 343 00:11:38,444 --> 00:11:39,244 WHITE HOUSE AND THEY SAID PART 344 00:11:39,311 --> 00:11:40,577 OF WHAT HELPED BRING IT HERE BUT 345 00:11:40,644 --> 00:11:42,010 I ALSO WON'T BE SHY ABOUT 346 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,844 CRITICIZING WHAT WE DON'T HAVE 347 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:44,411 AT THE NATIONAL LEVEL. 348 00:11:44,477 --> 00:11:45,911 WE DON'T HAVE THE PREPARATION 349 00:11:45,977 --> 00:11:48,044 FOR THIS, WE NEED TO PREPARE FOR 350 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:49,411 THE SECOND SPIKE OF THIS WHEN IT 351 00:11:49,477 --> 00:11:51,444 COMES IN THE LATE FALL OR EARLY 352 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:51,678 WINTER. 353 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,944 WE'VE GOT TO USE ALL THE 354 00:11:54,010 --> 00:11:54,811 RESOURCES OF THE FEDERAL 355 00:11:54,878 --> 00:11:56,344 GOVERNMENT BETTER. 356 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,244 I'M A BIG FEDERALIST. 357 00:11:57,311 --> 00:11:58,744 I LOVE IN CALIFORNIA WE HAVE 358 00:11:58,811 --> 00:12:02,577 STATES RIGHTS AND CAN GO OUR OWN 359 00:12:02,644 --> 00:12:04,010 WAY BUT FEDERALISM DEPENDS ON 360 00:12:04,077 --> 00:12:05,311 THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT DOING 361 00:12:05,377 --> 00:12:06,277 SOME OF THE MOST IMPORTANT 362 00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:07,977 THINGS LIKE DEFENDING OUR 363 00:12:08,044 --> 00:12:10,911 COUNTRY WITH WARS, FOREIGN 364 00:12:10,977 --> 00:12:11,811 POLICY, INTERNATIONAL TRADE, AND 365 00:12:11,878 --> 00:12:13,377 CERTAINLY A PANDEMIC RESPONSE 366 00:12:13,444 --> 00:12:14,911 WOULD FIT INTO THAT. 367 00:12:14,977 --> 00:12:16,878 I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MUCH MORE 368 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,077 ASSERTIVE LEADERSHIP, MUCH 369 00:12:19,144 --> 00:12:21,010 EARLIER ADOPTION, I'M GLAD HE IS 370 00:12:21,077 --> 00:12:22,077 NOW SAYING THE WHOLE COUNTRY 371 00:12:22,144 --> 00:12:24,110 SHOULD DO THIS BUT I GOT ON A 372 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,977 PHONE CALL WITH ABOUT 300 FELLOW 373 00:12:27,044 --> 00:12:27,878 MAYORS TWO WEEKS AGO JUST AFTER 374 00:12:27,944 --> 00:12:29,944 WE HAD DONE THIS AND I SAID DO 375 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:30,244 IT NOW. 376 00:12:30,311 --> 00:12:33,411 I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T HAVE 377 00:12:33,477 --> 00:12:34,711 ONE SINGLE CASE, IT'S COMING. 378 00:12:34,778 --> 00:12:36,577 THE WAY THE MEDIA REPORTED THIS, 379 00:12:36,644 --> 00:12:38,778 IT WAS COASTAL AND ALLOWED IT TO 380 00:12:38,844 --> 00:12:39,878 BECOME A DEMOCRATIC OR BLUE 381 00:12:39,944 --> 00:12:41,844 STATE THING. 382 00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:43,911 WYOMING HAD THE SAME INFECTION 383 00:12:43,977 --> 00:12:46,744 RATE AS L.A., SO DID 384 00:12:46,811 --> 00:12:47,511 NORTH DAKOTA. 385 00:12:47,577 --> 00:12:48,044 PER CAPITA, PEOPLE WEREN'T 386 00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:50,044 LOOKING AT IT, THEY WERE LOOKING 387 00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:51,077 AT ABSOLUTE NUMBERS. 388 00:12:51,144 --> 00:12:52,544 THIS IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN NO 389 00:12:52,611 --> 00:12:54,744 MATTER WHAT AND WE NEED NATIONAL 390 00:12:54,811 --> 00:12:56,744 LEADERSHIP ON PROCUREMENT, 391 00:12:56,811 --> 00:12:57,977 TESTING, STANDARDS, AND ADVICE 392 00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,177 AND ADVICE. 393 00:12:59,244 --> 00:13:00,344 >> Bill: I THINK YOU DID A 394 00:13:00,411 --> 00:13:02,511 GOOD JOB ON THIS SO FAR, I WISH 395 00:13:02,577 --> 00:13:04,744 YOU CONTINUED LUCK AND 396 00:13:04,811 --> 00:13:06,010 HOPEFULLY -- HERE IN CALIFORNIA, 397 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,144 WE ARE THE LAND OF THE SEQUELS, 398 00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:10,411 HOPEFULLY WE WON'T HAVE TO BE 399 00:13:10,477 --> 00:13:11,377 DOING THIS AGAIN. 400 00:13:11,444 --> 00:13:14,544 >> STRENGTH AND LOVE, I'LL LOOK 401 00:13:14,611 --> 00:13:15,977 FORWARD TO COMING ON AFTER. 402 00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:17,844 >> Bill: WE WILL SEE YOU IN 403 00:13:17,911 --> 00:13:21,344 PERSON SOON. 404 00:13:21,411 --> 00:13:23,711 WE ARE DELIGHTED TO HAVE THE 405 00:13:23,778 --> 00:13:24,711 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND 406 00:13:24,778 --> 00:13:25,577 INDEPENDENT SENATOR FROM 407 00:13:25,644 --> 00:13:27,244 VERMONT, BERNIE SANDERS IS WITH 408 00:13:27,311 --> 00:13:29,977 US AS HE HAS BEEN MANY TIMES ON 409 00:13:30,044 --> 00:13:32,177 OUR SHOW, NEVER UNDER SUCH 410 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:32,544 CIRCUMSTANCES. 411 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:36,977 YOU ARE A GUY WHO HAS SEEN A LOT 412 00:13:37,044 --> 00:13:38,511 OF THINGS, WHERE DO YOU PLACE 413 00:13:38,577 --> 00:13:41,911 THIS CRISIS IN AMERICAN HISTORY? 414 00:13:41,977 --> 00:13:45,711 >> NEVER IN MY LIFETIME, BILL. 415 00:13:45,811 --> 00:13:47,110 WHAT WE ARE LOOKING AT NOW IS 416 00:13:47,177 --> 00:13:49,844 ABSOLUTELY UNPRECEDENTED. 417 00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:51,544 WE ARE LOOKING AT A PANDEMIC THE 418 00:13:51,611 --> 00:13:53,444 LIKES OF WHICH WE HAVE NOT SEEN 419 00:13:53,544 --> 00:13:57,044 IN A HUNDRED YEARS, AND ECONOMIC 420 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:59,010 COLLAPSE THAT MAY END UP BEING 421 00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:01,577 WORSE THAN THE GREAT DEPRESSION 422 00:14:01,644 --> 00:14:03,110 WITH 30, 40 MILLION PEOPLE 423 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:03,744 BECOMING UNEMPLOYED IN THE NEXT 424 00:14:03,811 --> 00:14:05,077 NUMBER OF MONTHS. 425 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:09,110 IT'S UNPRECEDENTED IN OUR 426 00:14:09,177 --> 00:14:10,544 LIFETIMES. 427 00:14:10,611 --> 00:14:11,744 >> Bill: WHAT WOULD YOU DO 428 00:14:11,811 --> 00:14:13,911 RIGHT NOW IF YOU WERE THE 429 00:14:13,977 --> 00:14:14,544 PRESIDENT? 430 00:14:14,611 --> 00:14:17,311 >> THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD 431 00:14:17,377 --> 00:14:20,144 DO: THE MAIN POINT IS WE HAVE TO 432 00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:21,511 PREVENT A BREAKDOWN IN THE 433 00:14:21,577 --> 00:14:22,311 ENTIRE SYSTEM, THAT'S HOW 434 00:14:22,377 --> 00:14:26,244 DANGEROUS IT IS RIGHT NOW. 435 00:14:26,311 --> 00:14:26,911 IT'S MUCH EASIER TO MAINTAIN THE 436 00:14:26,977 --> 00:14:30,144 SYSTEM THEN TO FIX IT AFTER IT 437 00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:31,711 IS BROKEN -- WHAT DOES THAT 438 00:14:31,778 --> 00:14:32,744 MEAN? 439 00:14:32,811 --> 00:14:33,944 FROM AN ECONOMIC POINT OF VIEW, 440 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:35,044 IT MEANS THAT WE TELL EVERY 441 00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:38,744 WORKER IN AMERICA YOU WILL 442 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,277 CONTINUE TO GET YOUR PAYCHECK. 443 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:44,110 WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT WORKING, WE 444 00:14:44,177 --> 00:14:46,077 KNOW YOU'RE AT HOME, WE KNOW THE 445 00:14:46,144 --> 00:14:47,277 BUSINESS IF YOU'RE WORKING FOR 446 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,277 IS NOT FUNCTIONING BUT WE ARE 447 00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:49,911 GOING TO DO WITH THE U.K. IS 448 00:14:49,977 --> 00:14:51,544 DOING, WHAT DENMARK IS DOING, 449 00:14:51,611 --> 00:14:53,744 WHAT NORWAY'S DOING, WHAT FRANCE 450 00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:55,678 IS DOING, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO 451 00:14:55,744 --> 00:14:59,077 RECEIVE 100% OF YOUR PAYCHECK. 452 00:14:59,144 --> 00:15:01,277 NUMBER TWO, WHAT WE'VE GOT TO DO 453 00:15:01,344 --> 00:15:02,611 IS GUARANTEE THAT ALL PEOPLE IN 454 00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:04,577 AMERICA DURING THE CRISIS GET 455 00:15:04,644 --> 00:15:08,511 THE HEALTH CARE THEY NEED 456 00:15:08,577 --> 00:15:10,377 WITHOUT OUT-OF-POCKET EXPENSE. 457 00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:10,944 IT'S PRETTY CRAZY TO SAY TO 458 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,444 PEOPLE AS THE LAST STIMULUS 459 00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:15,911 PACKAGE DID THAT YOU CAN GET 460 00:15:15,977 --> 00:15:18,678 YOUR CORONAVIRUS TEST -- THE 461 00:15:18,744 --> 00:15:20,744 GOVERNMENT PAYS FOR THAT, BUT IF 462 00:15:20,811 --> 00:15:22,511 YOU'RE SICK AND GO TO THE 463 00:15:22,577 --> 00:15:23,477 HOSPITAL, YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR 464 00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:27,077 THAT OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. 465 00:15:27,144 --> 00:15:28,711 NUMBER THREE, WHAT WE HAVE TO DO 466 00:15:28,778 --> 00:15:29,244 IS PROTECT OUR HEALTH CARE 467 00:15:29,311 --> 00:15:32,644 SYSTEM RIGHT NOW. 468 00:15:32,711 --> 00:15:34,744 WE NEED TO USE THE DEFENSE 469 00:15:34,811 --> 00:15:36,044 PRODUCTION ACT TO TELL THE 470 00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:38,878 PRIVATE SECTOR, WHO WILL BE WELL 471 00:15:38,944 --> 00:15:40,010 COMPENSATED, THEY MUST PRODUCE 472 00:15:40,077 --> 00:15:42,744 THE MASKS, THE GROUNDS, THE 473 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:45,977 GLOVES, THE VENTILATORS THAT THE 474 00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:46,778 HEALTH CARE SYSTEM REQUIRES. 475 00:15:46,844 --> 00:15:48,311 ALSO, IF WE ARE EVER GOING TO 476 00:15:48,377 --> 00:15:50,477 GET BACK TO NORMAL, WE ARE GOING 477 00:15:50,544 --> 00:15:51,811 TO NEED A NEW LEVEL OF TESTING 478 00:15:51,878 --> 00:15:54,344 THAT WE HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. 479 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,511 AND I THINK WE CAN DO IT BUT WE 480 00:15:56,577 --> 00:15:59,678 HAVE TO INVEST IN IT. 481 00:15:59,744 --> 00:16:02,210 IT SAYS YOU HAVE BEEN TESTED 482 00:16:02,277 --> 00:16:03,511 RIGHT NOW INSTANTANEOUSLY, YOU 483 00:16:03,577 --> 00:16:05,244 ARE NOT SPREADING THE VIRUS, YOU 484 00:16:05,311 --> 00:16:07,311 ARE NOT GOING TO BE SUSCEPTIBLE 485 00:16:07,377 --> 00:16:09,311 TO THE VIRUS, YOU CAN GO INTO A 486 00:16:09,377 --> 00:16:10,277 WORK ENVIRONMENT WITH OTHER 487 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,911 PEOPLE WHO ARE CLEAN AS WELL. 488 00:16:13,977 --> 00:16:15,210 WE NEED TO INVEST VERY HEAVILY 489 00:16:15,277 --> 00:16:18,077 AND TESTING. 490 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,244 WE ALSO NEED TO PROVIDE 491 00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:22,544 SUBSTANTIAL HELP TO FEDERAL, 492 00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:23,511 STATE, AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS 493 00:16:23,544 --> 00:16:25,077 BECAUSE THEY ARE RUNNING OUT OF 494 00:16:25,144 --> 00:16:25,277 MONEY. 495 00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:27,444 HE HELPED THEM IN THE LAST 496 00:16:27,544 --> 00:16:29,311 STIMULUS PACKAGE, WE GOT TO DO 497 00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:30,644 MORE IN THE NEXT STIMULUS 498 00:16:30,711 --> 00:16:32,678 PACKAGE WHICH WE ARE WORKING ON 499 00:16:32,744 --> 00:16:35,277 RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE IF THE COPS 500 00:16:35,344 --> 00:16:36,878 ARE NOT BEING PAID, THE EMT 501 00:16:36,944 --> 00:16:38,110 PEOPLE ARE NOT BEING PAID, 502 00:16:38,177 --> 00:16:38,778 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BREAKDOWN 503 00:16:38,844 --> 00:16:42,411 IN THE SYSTEM. 504 00:16:42,477 --> 00:16:46,010 WE HAVE ALSO GOT TO PROTECT 505 00:16:46,077 --> 00:16:47,911 WORKING FAMILIES ALL OVER THIS 506 00:16:47,977 --> 00:16:48,544 COUNTRY WHO CANNOT AFFORD RIGHT 507 00:16:48,611 --> 00:16:51,277 NOW TO PAY THEIR RENT, THEIR 508 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,344 MORTGAGES, THEIR STUDENT LOANS, 509 00:16:54,411 --> 00:16:58,277 THEIR AUTO LOANS AND SO FORTH. 510 00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:00,444 PUT A FREEZE ON THOSE TYPE OF 511 00:17:00,511 --> 00:17:01,444 PAYMENTS. 512 00:17:01,511 --> 00:17:04,511 BOTTOM LINE IS IN MY VIEW WE ARE 513 00:17:04,577 --> 00:17:06,911 IN AN UNPRECEDENTED MOMENT IN 514 00:17:06,977 --> 00:17:08,444 AMERICAN HISTORY, WE'VE GOT TO 515 00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:10,077 ACT IN AN UNPRECEDENTED WAY AND 516 00:17:10,144 --> 00:17:12,411 I AM WORKING WITH OTHER SENATORS 517 00:17:12,477 --> 00:17:14,977 AND MEMBERS OF CONGRESS ON WHAT 518 00:17:15,044 --> 00:17:17,411 WILL BE AN UNPRECEDENTED PIECE 519 00:17:17,477 --> 00:17:18,744 OF LEGISLATION TO TRY TO SAVE 520 00:17:18,811 --> 00:17:21,044 THIS COUNTRY IN SUCH A DIFFICULT 521 00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:23,110 MOMENT. 522 00:17:23,177 --> 00:17:26,144 >> Bill: YOU MENTIONED GETTING 523 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:30,210 100% OF YOUR PAYCHECK, THE 524 00:17:30,277 --> 00:17:32,077 CRITICISM OF YOU HAS OFTEN BEEN 525 00:17:32,144 --> 00:17:33,144 THAT YOU ARE PROMISING MONEY 526 00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:33,744 THAT THE GOVERNMENT COULD NOT 527 00:17:33,811 --> 00:17:37,277 POSSIBLY COME UP WITH -- HOW 528 00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:40,044 LONG CAN THE GOVERNMENT DO THAT? 529 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:42,344 HOW CAN WE JUST KEEP PRINTING 530 00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:42,544 MONEY? 531 00:17:42,611 --> 00:17:45,944 ISN'T THAT A RECIPE FOR ECONOMIC 532 00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:48,344 DISASTER DOWN THE ROAD? 533 00:17:48,411 --> 00:17:52,377 >> I THINK BY NOT PREVENTING A 534 00:17:52,444 --> 00:17:58,444 CRISIS, YOU END UP SAVING MONEY 535 00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,277 AND EASING A WHOLE LOT OF PAIN 536 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,311 IN THIS COUNTRY -- I DON'T THAT 537 00:18:00,377 --> 00:18:03,244 WE HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE. 538 00:18:03,311 --> 00:18:05,944 WE ARE LOOKING AT 30 OR 539 00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:06,744 40 MILLION PEOPLE OVER A PERIOD 540 00:18:06,811 --> 00:18:10,344 OF MONTHS, THREE, FOUR MONTHS, 541 00:18:10,411 --> 00:18:12,210 LOSING THEIR JOBS. 542 00:18:12,277 --> 00:18:16,778 AND IF WE DO NOT PROTECT THOSE 543 00:18:16,844 --> 00:18:19,444 PEOPLE, YOU'RE GOING TO SEE A 544 00:18:19,511 --> 00:18:22,044 COLLAPSE OF THE ECONOMY AND IT 545 00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:24,210 WILL TAKE US MORE MONEY TO PUT 546 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,277 IT BACK TOGETHER. 547 00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:27,311 WHAT I'M SUGGESTING, WHAT IS 548 00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:30,277 ALREADY GOING ON IN THE U.K., 549 00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:32,244 GERMANY, NORWAY, DENMARK, AND 550 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:32,977 OTHER COUNTRIES -- IT'S NOT A 551 00:18:33,044 --> 00:18:35,277 NEW ARGUMENT. 552 00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:37,377 BY THE WAY, WE PUT THAT 553 00:18:37,444 --> 00:18:39,244 PROVISION INTO THE RECENT 554 00:18:39,311 --> 00:18:41,311 STIMULUS BILL FOR 2 MILLION 555 00:18:41,377 --> 00:18:43,044 WORKERS IN THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY. 556 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,711 WHILE THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY IS 557 00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:45,544 VIRTUALLY SHUT DOWN, THOSE 558 00:18:45,611 --> 00:18:46,511 WORKERS WILL CONTINUE TO GET 559 00:18:46,577 --> 00:18:50,044 100% OF THEIR PAYCHECK AND THEIR 560 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:50,778 HEALTH CARE WHICH IS WHAT WE 561 00:18:50,844 --> 00:18:52,044 SHOULD BE DOING. 562 00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:55,678 I'M NOT SUGGESTING THAT THIS IS 563 00:18:55,744 --> 00:18:56,811 NOT AN EXPENSIVE PROPOSITION. 564 00:18:56,878 --> 00:18:58,044 I'M SUGGESTING TO YOU THAT THE 565 00:18:58,110 --> 00:19:00,644 ALTERNATIVE IS WORSE. 566 00:19:00,711 --> 00:19:02,911 >> Bill: I FIND ONE OF THE 567 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:05,444 MOST GALLING PARTS OF THIS IS 568 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:06,577 THAT THE PRESIDENT IS FAVORING 569 00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:10,244 CERTAIN STATES OVER THE OTHERS, 570 00:19:10,311 --> 00:19:11,844 GOVERNORS WHO AREN'T NICE TO HIM 571 00:19:11,911 --> 00:19:13,977 AS HE CALLS IT GET A LOT OF 572 00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:15,611 ATTENTION AND ALL THE EQUIPMENT 573 00:19:15,678 --> 00:19:17,678 THEY WANT, TO ME THIS IS AN EVEN 574 00:19:17,744 --> 00:19:19,010 MORE IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE THAN 575 00:19:19,077 --> 00:19:20,077 WHAT HE DID IN UKRAINE AND 576 00:19:20,144 --> 00:19:23,244 RUSSIA -- HOW DO YOU STOP A 577 00:19:23,311 --> 00:19:25,210 PRESIDENT WHO IS BLATANTLY NOT 578 00:19:25,277 --> 00:19:26,177 THE PRESIDENT OF EVERY STATE 579 00:19:26,244 --> 00:19:26,411 EQUALLY? 580 00:19:26,477 --> 00:19:30,044 HOW DO YOU STOP A PRESIDENT WHO 581 00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:31,977 SENDS ADA TO FLORIDA FOR EXAMPLE 582 00:19:32,044 --> 00:19:33,210 BECAUSE HE LIKES THE GOVERNOR 583 00:19:33,277 --> 00:19:35,277 THERE BUT NOT HERE TO CALIFORNIA 584 00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:37,711 OR ILLINOIS OR MASSACHUSETTS? 585 00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:42,210 >> IT IS LITERALLY BEYOND 586 00:19:42,277 --> 00:19:43,277 COMPREHENSION. 587 00:19:43,344 --> 00:19:44,811 WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO HAS DONE 588 00:19:44,878 --> 00:19:48,110 SO MUCH HARM IN THE ENTIRE 589 00:19:48,177 --> 00:19:51,177 PROCESS WHO HAS DOWNPLAYED THE 590 00:19:51,244 --> 00:19:53,010 CRISIS FROM DAY ONE, IT WILL 591 00:19:53,077 --> 00:19:55,210 COST US THROUGH HIS ACTIONS, NOT 592 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,778 LISTENING TO THE SCIENTISTS AND 593 00:19:56,844 --> 00:19:58,577 SPOUTING OFF RIDICULOUS IDEAS IS 594 00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:01,077 GOING TO COST THE LIVES OF MANY 595 00:20:01,144 --> 00:20:02,210 THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS. 596 00:20:02,277 --> 00:20:03,678 TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, 597 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:04,811 CONGRESS HAS GOT TO STEP UP TO 598 00:20:04,878 --> 00:20:06,678 THE PLATE AND STEP UP BIG TIME. 599 00:20:06,744 --> 00:20:09,244 I WILL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE 600 00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:10,644 CONCERNS ME. 601 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,678 THE WORST PART OF THIS TO 602 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:13,477 TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS PACKAGE 603 00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:14,511 THAT WAS PASSED LAST WEEK AND I 604 00:20:14,577 --> 00:20:16,977 VOTED FOR IT BUT THE WORST PART 605 00:20:17,044 --> 00:20:19,844 OF IT WAS $500 BILLION GOING TO 606 00:20:19,911 --> 00:20:21,911 THE PRESIDENT TO ALLOCATE THE 607 00:20:21,977 --> 00:20:25,377 CORPORATE AMERICA WITH NO WHERE 608 00:20:25,444 --> 00:20:26,077 NEAR THE KIND OF STRINGS 609 00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:29,444 ATTACHED AND ACCOUNTABILITY THAT 610 00:20:29,511 --> 00:20:29,977 SHOULD HAVE BEEN REQUIRED. 611 00:20:30,044 --> 00:20:32,711 NOW HE'S SAYING I DON'T CARE 612 00:20:32,778 --> 00:20:33,411 ABOUT ACCOUNTABILITY AT ALL, I 613 00:20:33,477 --> 00:20:35,010 WILL DO WHAT I WANT. 614 00:20:35,077 --> 00:20:36,977 TO PICK UP ON YOUR POINT, IF YOU 615 00:20:37,044 --> 00:20:37,844 THINK DURING A CAMPAIGN YOU'RE 616 00:20:37,911 --> 00:20:40,977 NOT GOING TO SEE A LOT OF MONEY 617 00:20:41,044 --> 00:20:42,044 FROM THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION 618 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,210 GOING TO BATTLEGROUND STATES, 619 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,077 PENNSYLVANIA, MICHIGAN, 620 00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:46,944 WISCONSIN, FLORIDA, YOU WOULD BE 621 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:49,411 GROSSLY UNDERESTIMATING THE 622 00:20:49,477 --> 00:20:51,144 VENALITY OF THIS PRESIDENT. 623 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,577 THESE ARE GOING TO THE ISSUES WE 624 00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:55,611 HAVE TO STAY ON AND WORK VERY 625 00:20:55,678 --> 00:20:58,911 HARD ON. 626 00:20:58,977 --> 00:21:00,210 >> Bill: DURING THE CAMPAIGN 627 00:21:00,277 --> 00:21:01,377 YOU AND YOUR RIVALS DEBATED MANY 628 00:21:01,444 --> 00:21:02,878 TIMES WHO HAS THE BETTER 629 00:21:02,944 --> 00:21:05,611 HEALTH CARE PLAN, BUT MY POINT 630 00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:08,811 HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONE THING I 631 00:21:08,878 --> 00:21:09,844 NEVER HEAR FROM A POLITICIAN IS 632 00:21:09,911 --> 00:21:13,878 SAYING TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE 633 00:21:13,944 --> 00:21:14,678 "NO MATTER WHAT HEALTH CARE WE 634 00:21:14,744 --> 00:21:18,778 HAVE, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK 635 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:19,377 UNLESS YOU TAKE MORE 636 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,644 RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN 637 00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:23,377 PERSONAL HEALTH." 638 00:21:23,444 --> 00:21:25,844 ONE REASON WE ARE IN THE MESS WE 639 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:27,844 ARE IN IS BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE 640 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,811 NOT VERY HEALTHY TO BEGIN WITH. 641 00:21:29,878 --> 00:21:31,577 I KNOW THIS IS UNDER THE 642 00:21:31,644 --> 00:21:32,744 CATEGORY OF NEVER GOING TO 643 00:21:32,811 --> 00:21:35,611 HAPPEN BUT IF I WAS PRESIDENT, I 644 00:21:35,644 --> 00:21:36,544 WOULD INSTITUTE A MANHATTAN 645 00:21:36,611 --> 00:21:37,711 PROJECT FORGETTING OUR IMMUNE 646 00:21:37,811 --> 00:21:39,444 SYSTEMS IN BETTER SHAPE. 647 00:21:39,477 --> 00:21:43,544 AND PART OF THAT IS SUGGESTING 648 00:21:43,611 --> 00:21:45,744 VERY STRONGLY THAT PEOPLE EAT 649 00:21:45,811 --> 00:21:48,177 BETTER FOOD AND LESS OF IT, 650 00:21:48,244 --> 00:21:48,577 WOULD YOU AGREE? 651 00:21:48,644 --> 00:21:50,878 >> ABSOLUTELY. 652 00:21:50,944 --> 00:21:52,778 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FEDERAL 653 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:53,844 GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE DOING, WHAT 654 00:21:53,911 --> 00:21:55,811 THE SURGEON GENERAL SHOULD BE 655 00:21:55,878 --> 00:21:56,811 DOING. 656 00:21:56,878 --> 00:21:59,611 IN THE LONG RUN, AS YOU KNOW, WE 657 00:21:59,678 --> 00:22:01,844 HAVE SEEN A DECLINE IN LIFE 658 00:22:01,911 --> 00:22:04,110 EXPECTANCY THREE OUT OF THE LAST 659 00:22:04,177 --> 00:22:04,477 FOUR YEARS. 660 00:22:04,544 --> 00:22:07,644 MAJOR CRISES WITH DIABETES, WITH 661 00:22:07,711 --> 00:22:09,144 OBESITY, WITH OPIOID ADDICTION, 662 00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:10,844 ALCOHOL ADDICTION AND SUICIDE, 663 00:22:10,911 --> 00:22:13,744 WE HAVE MANY PROBLEMS. 664 00:22:13,811 --> 00:22:14,844 ONE OF THE AREAS THAT CONCERNS 665 00:22:14,911 --> 00:22:17,778 ME VERY MUCH AS YOU HAVE THE 666 00:22:17,844 --> 00:22:18,711 FOOD INDUSTRY SELLING ABSOLUTE 667 00:22:18,778 --> 00:22:20,177 GARBAGE TO KIDS WITH ALL KINDS 668 00:22:20,244 --> 00:22:22,311 OF SUGAR AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN 669 00:22:22,377 --> 00:22:23,811 IT. 670 00:22:23,878 --> 00:22:25,044 WE NEED A GOVERNMENT WORKING 671 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,344 HARD IN TERMS OF DISEASE 672 00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:29,611 PREVENTION -- IT'S NOT JUST FOOD 673 00:22:29,678 --> 00:22:29,811 FOOD. 674 00:22:29,878 --> 00:22:31,110 IT'S EXERCISE, IT'S DOING A LOT 675 00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:33,010 BETTER IN TERMS OF MENTAL HEALTH 676 00:22:33,077 --> 00:22:35,977 THAN WE DO RIGHT NOW. 677 00:22:36,044 --> 00:22:38,577 DISEASE PREVENTION IS OBVIOUSLY 678 00:22:38,644 --> 00:22:40,744 THE WAY TO CREATE A HAPPY YEAR, 679 00:22:40,811 --> 00:22:41,611 MORE FULFILLED SOCIETY AND ALSO 680 00:22:41,678 --> 00:22:43,477 TO SAVE A OF A LOT OF MONEY IF 681 00:22:43,544 --> 00:22:47,844 WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH 682 00:22:47,911 --> 00:22:48,577 DIABETES AND HEART DISEASE AND 683 00:22:48,644 --> 00:22:51,511 ALL OF THE ILLNESSES CAUSED BY 684 00:22:51,577 --> 00:22:54,077 POOR DIETS AND OTHER THINGS. 685 00:22:54,144 --> 00:22:54,678 >> Bill: I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU 686 00:22:54,744 --> 00:22:56,977 SAY THAT. 687 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,644 LAST QUESTION, IT'S A QUESTION 688 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:02,778 I'VE ASKED OTHER CANDIDATES 689 00:23:02,844 --> 00:23:03,878 BEFORE, I DON'T SEEM EVER TO GET 690 00:23:03,944 --> 00:23:04,477 A SATISFACTORY ANSWER BUT I'M 691 00:23:04,544 --> 00:23:07,144 HOPEFUL FOR YOU. 692 00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:07,678 THAT IS THIS. 693 00:23:07,744 --> 00:23:08,744 I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR A NUMBER OF 694 00:23:08,811 --> 00:23:11,944 YEARS THAT IF TRUMP LOSES THE 695 00:23:12,010 --> 00:23:15,344 ELECTION, HE'S NOT GOING TO 696 00:23:15,411 --> 00:23:15,844 LEAVE. 697 00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:17,411 NOW I NOTICE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 698 00:23:17,477 --> 00:23:18,944 TALKING ABOUT THIS VERY ISSUE. 699 00:23:19,010 --> 00:23:21,778 IF YOU ARE ELECTED PRESIDENT AND 700 00:23:21,844 --> 00:23:23,611 TRUMP GETS OUT THERE AND SAYS 701 00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:24,577 THERE WERE IRREGULARITIES AND IT 702 00:23:24,644 --> 00:23:26,210 WAS RIGGED AND IT WAS THIS AND 703 00:23:26,277 --> 00:23:28,344 IT WAS THAT AND I'M NOT GOING 704 00:23:28,411 --> 00:23:29,611 ANYWHERE UNTIL WE FIND OUT 705 00:23:29,678 --> 00:23:35,811 WHAT'S GOING ON, WHAT DO YOU DO? 706 00:23:35,878 --> 00:23:37,377 >> YOU MOBILIZE THE AMERICAN 707 00:23:37,444 --> 00:23:38,577 PEOPLE IN THE WAY THEY HAVE 708 00:23:38,644 --> 00:23:40,611 NEVER BEEN MOBILIZED BEFORE TO 709 00:23:40,678 --> 00:23:42,210 ESSENTIALLY REMIND THIS 710 00:23:42,277 --> 00:23:43,311 PRESIDENT THAT WHETHER HE LIKES 711 00:23:43,377 --> 00:23:46,711 IT OR NOT, WE LIVE IN A 712 00:23:46,778 --> 00:23:48,544 DEMOCRACY AND THE MAJORITY OF 713 00:23:48,611 --> 00:23:50,544 THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THROUGH THE 714 00:23:50,611 --> 00:23:51,778 ELECTORAL PROCESS WILL DETERMINE 715 00:23:51,844 --> 00:23:55,577 WHO THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS. 716 00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:57,744 WHAT YOU'RE DESCRIBING IS A 717 00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,744 NIGHTMARISH SCENARIO OF 718 00:24:00,811 --> 00:24:01,411 DEMOCRACY IN AMERICA. 719 00:24:01,477 --> 00:24:03,577 DO I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY AND 720 00:24:03,644 --> 00:24:04,110 OFF-THE-WALL? 721 00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:08,277 I SUSPECT NOT BUT FROM NOW ON, 722 00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:11,411 AND THE DAY AFTER HE LOSES, IF 723 00:24:11,444 --> 00:24:12,977 HE LOSES THIS ELECTION HE WILL 724 00:24:13,044 --> 00:24:15,344 BE OUT OF OFFICE AND REPLACED BY 725 00:24:15,444 --> 00:24:16,144 THE NEW PRESIDENT. 726 00:24:16,210 --> 00:24:17,744 >> Bill: I AM CRAZY AND 727 00:24:17,811 --> 00:24:18,377 OFF-THE-WALL, I'M ALWAYS HAPPY 728 00:24:18,444 --> 00:24:21,811 WHEN YOU JOIN US ON OUR SHOW. 729 00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,110 STAY HEALTHY OUT THERE, GOOD 730 00:24:23,177 --> 00:24:24,077 LUCK WITH THE CAMPAIGN AND I 731 00:24:24,144 --> 00:24:26,277 HOPE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON 732 00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:26,711 SOMEDAY SOON. 733 00:24:26,778 --> 00:24:28,110 >> YOU TAKE CARE AS WELL. 734 00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:31,944 ♪ ♪ 735 00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:35,911 >> Bill: NOW WE ARE IN MY MAN 736 00:24:35,977 --> 00:24:37,311 CAVE AND WHO BETTER TO HAVE IN 737 00:24:37,377 --> 00:24:41,444 MY MAN CAVE THAN THE ULTIMATE 738 00:24:41,511 --> 00:24:43,444 MULTI-IT HIMSELF, SETH 739 00:24:43,511 --> 00:24:47,077 MacFARLANE! 740 00:24:47,144 --> 00:24:50,344 WITH NO FUCKING PEOPLE AROUND. 741 00:24:50,411 --> 00:24:52,878 >> YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST PERSON 742 00:24:52,944 --> 00:24:56,044 IN AMERICA TO PUT ON A SUIT IN 743 00:24:56,110 --> 00:24:57,511 ABOUT THREE WEEKS. 744 00:24:57,577 --> 00:25:00,511 >> Bill: PRINCE CHARLES HAS 745 00:25:00,577 --> 00:25:01,711 CORONAVIRUS AND HE STILL PUTS ON 746 00:25:01,778 --> 00:25:02,577 THE SUIT EVERY DAY WITH THE 747 00:25:02,644 --> 00:25:06,311 POCKET SQUARE. 748 00:25:06,377 --> 00:25:07,977 >> GOOD FOR HIM. 749 00:25:08,044 --> 00:25:08,744 >> Bill: THAT'S ROYALTY. 750 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,811 I WANTED TO CHECK IN WITH MY 751 00:25:10,878 --> 00:25:16,377 GOOD FRIEND AND SEE HOW HE IS 752 00:25:16,444 --> 00:25:17,911 DOING DURING THIS DISASTER. 753 00:25:17,977 --> 00:25:19,577 HE WASN'T AROUND, SO I'M ASKING 754 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:22,844 YOU -- NO, I WANT TO KNOW HOW 755 00:25:22,911 --> 00:25:26,311 YOUR COPING. 756 00:25:26,377 --> 00:25:28,044 >> I'M HAPPY TO BE FILLING IN 757 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:32,544 FOR MR. TRAVOLTA. 758 00:25:32,611 --> 00:25:33,744 [LAUGHTER] 759 00:25:33,811 --> 00:25:37,244 I'M HANGING IN THERE. 760 00:25:37,311 --> 00:25:41,311 THE THING THAT I FIND IS THE 761 00:25:41,377 --> 00:25:42,878 MOST IMPORTANT AT THIS TIME IS 762 00:25:42,944 --> 00:25:47,778 TO STAY BUSY. 763 00:25:47,844 --> 00:25:49,944 NOT JUST BY WATCHING MOVIES AND 764 00:25:50,010 --> 00:25:52,144 TELEVISION BUT BY KEEPING 765 00:25:52,210 --> 00:25:52,577 YOURSELF OCCUPIED. 766 00:25:52,644 --> 00:25:55,544 FOR ME, I'VE TRIED TO STAY 767 00:25:55,611 --> 00:25:56,411 WRITING. 768 00:25:56,477 --> 00:26:00,544 I'VE TRIED TO CONTINUE READING 769 00:26:00,611 --> 00:26:01,577 FOR PLEASURE, ANYTHING I CAN DO 770 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:06,444 TO KEEP MY BRAIN OCCUPIED I'VE 771 00:26:06,511 --> 00:26:08,311 FOUND IS KEY. 772 00:26:08,377 --> 00:26:11,177 >> Bill: YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK 773 00:26:11,244 --> 00:26:11,778 HELPS, I DON'T WATCH A LOT OF 774 00:26:11,844 --> 00:26:13,711 NEWS ABOUT THIS. 775 00:26:13,778 --> 00:26:15,411 I CHECK IN THE MORNING TO SEE 776 00:26:15,477 --> 00:26:17,377 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE IN 777 00:26:17,444 --> 00:26:19,444 THE DARK ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON, 778 00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,344 I USED TO WATCH A LOT OF CABLE 779 00:26:21,411 --> 00:26:22,511 NEWS AND I DON'T NEED TO GET THE 780 00:26:22,577 --> 00:26:25,277 BLOW-BY-BLOW ON THIS. 781 00:26:25,344 --> 00:26:27,411 WAKE ME WHEN THEY CALL THE ALL 782 00:26:27,477 --> 00:26:27,911 CLEAR. 783 00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:29,778 UNTIL THEN IF I GET INTO A HOT 784 00:26:29,844 --> 00:26:33,711 BATH AT NIGHT WITH A 785 00:26:33,778 --> 00:26:37,444 GWYNETH PALTROW VAGINA 786 00:26:37,511 --> 00:26:38,577 CANDLES -- REDUCING STRESS IS 787 00:26:38,644 --> 00:26:40,144 THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO FOR 788 00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:42,344 YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM, AND MY 789 00:26:42,411 --> 00:26:42,544 RIGHT? 790 00:26:42,611 --> 00:26:44,844 >> I KNOW IT'S HARD TO SLEEP AT 791 00:26:44,911 --> 00:26:48,277 TIMES BUT SLEEP IS IMPORTANT. 792 00:26:48,344 --> 00:26:53,177 IT'S ANYTHING YOU CAN DO -- I 793 00:26:53,210 --> 00:26:55,344 KNOW EVERYONE IS FEELING, I FEEL 794 00:26:55,411 --> 00:26:55,977 IT. 795 00:26:56,044 --> 00:27:00,044 ENORMOUS ANXIETY DURING ALL OF 796 00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:01,511 THIS AND IN A STRANGE WAY, AS 797 00:27:01,577 --> 00:27:08,678 ODD AS IT IS, I FOUND SOME HOPE 798 00:27:08,744 --> 00:27:11,077 IN READING ABOUT PANDEMICS OF 799 00:27:11,144 --> 00:27:12,944 THE PAST BECAUSE THE ONE THING 800 00:27:13,010 --> 00:27:13,944 THEY ALL HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT 801 00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:21,477 THEY ALL EVENTUALLY SUBSIDE. 802 00:27:21,544 --> 00:27:22,911 HERE IT'S TAKING A LITTLE BIT 803 00:27:22,977 --> 00:27:24,377 MORE WORK THAN IT HAS IN THE 804 00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:28,244 PAST TO SUFFOCATE THIS THING. 805 00:27:28,311 --> 00:27:30,210 IT JUST REMINDS YOU THAT THIS 806 00:27:30,277 --> 00:27:33,077 IS -- NO VIRUS EXISTS FOREVER 807 00:27:33,144 --> 00:27:34,744 AND I THINK THE UPSIDE TO THIS 808 00:27:34,811 --> 00:27:37,811 IS THANK GOD THIS IS NOT 809 00:27:37,878 --> 00:27:41,878 SOMETHING LIKE EBOLA. 810 00:27:41,944 --> 00:27:43,344 THIS IS A SITUATION WE SHOULD 811 00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:44,277 NOT BE IN RIGHT NOW AND WE ALL 812 00:27:44,344 --> 00:27:46,544 KNOW WHY WE ARE IN IT, WE DON'T 813 00:27:46,611 --> 00:27:50,077 NEED TO REHASH THAT BUT IT'S A 814 00:27:50,144 --> 00:27:53,811 DRESS REHEARSAL IN A LOT OF WAYS 815 00:27:53,878 --> 00:27:55,711 FOR SOMETHING EVEN MORE SEVERE 816 00:27:55,778 --> 00:27:56,277 AND EVEN MORE SERIOUS AND I 817 00:27:56,344 --> 00:27:58,244 THINK THAT IF WE -- OUR 818 00:27:58,311 --> 00:28:02,277 GOVERNMENT PARTICULARLY, LEARNS 819 00:28:02,344 --> 00:28:04,911 THE LESSONS THAT THIS IS 820 00:28:04,977 --> 00:28:07,744 TEACHING US, THE NEXT TIME THIS 821 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,911 COMES AROUND, THE NEXT TIME WE 822 00:28:09,977 --> 00:28:10,911 FIND OURSELVES IN THIS 823 00:28:10,977 --> 00:28:11,744 PREDICAMENT WAS SOMETHING MORE 824 00:28:11,811 --> 00:28:15,511 DEADLY WHICH COULD HAPPEN, WE 825 00:28:15,577 --> 00:28:17,210 WILL BE MUCH MORE PREPARED, MUCH 826 00:28:17,277 --> 00:28:20,678 MORE READY TO FIGHT IT, AND 827 00:28:20,744 --> 00:28:23,511 PRIOR TO THAT, THE RESPECT FOR 828 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:27,144 THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY THAT WE 829 00:28:27,210 --> 00:28:30,944 SHOULD'VE HAD ALL ALONG BECAUSE 830 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,344 WE DO WE TURN TO WHEN THIS KIND 831 00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:34,311 OF SHIT GOES DOWN? 832 00:28:34,377 --> 00:28:35,678 ITS SCIENTISTS, ITS DOCTORS, 833 00:28:35,744 --> 00:28:37,911 IT'S THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN GET 834 00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:38,277 US OUT OF THIS. 835 00:28:38,344 --> 00:28:40,311 >> Bill: I'M SO GLAD YOU SAID 836 00:28:40,377 --> 00:28:42,944 ALL THAT, I FEEL THE SAME WAY. 837 00:28:43,010 --> 00:28:43,678 I'M NOT PERSONALLY THAT AFRAID 838 00:28:43,744 --> 00:28:44,377 OF THIS ONE BECAUSE I DON'T 839 00:28:44,444 --> 00:28:47,244 THINK IT'S THAT -- YES, CAN IT 840 00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:49,277 KILL YOU? 841 00:28:49,344 --> 00:28:50,044 ABSOLUTELY. 842 00:28:50,110 --> 00:28:51,477 BUT I SEE TOM HANKS LOOKS LIKE 843 00:28:51,544 --> 00:28:53,477 HE'S OKAY, WE'RE THE SAME AGE. 844 00:28:53,544 --> 00:28:57,911 WE DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT IT. 845 00:28:57,977 --> 00:28:59,477 I WOULD LOVE SCIENTISTS TO DO A 846 00:28:59,544 --> 00:29:00,344 DEEP DIVE INTO WHY CERTAIN 847 00:29:00,444 --> 00:29:01,878 PEOPLE WHO SEEM LIKE THEY ARE 848 00:29:01,944 --> 00:29:05,711 HEALTHY GET IT BUT USUALLY IT'S 849 00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:07,778 SOME SORT OF UNDERLYING 850 00:29:07,844 --> 00:29:09,544 CONDITION. 851 00:29:09,611 --> 00:29:11,077 >> IT CAN BE. 852 00:29:11,144 --> 00:29:13,844 I'VE HEARD ENOUGH INSTANCES OF, 853 00:29:13,911 --> 00:29:16,811 ANECDOTAL INSTANCES OF PEOPLE 854 00:29:16,878 --> 00:29:21,678 WHO ARE PERFECTLY HEALTHY AND 855 00:29:21,744 --> 00:29:23,377 RELATIVELY YOUNG AND HAVE 856 00:29:23,444 --> 00:29:25,044 SUCCUMBED TO THIS THING. 857 00:29:25,110 --> 00:29:26,311 I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO 858 00:29:26,377 --> 00:29:27,778 REMEMBER THAT THERE IS A LITTLE 859 00:29:27,844 --> 00:29:31,177 BIT OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE TO THIS. 860 00:29:31,244 --> 00:29:34,544 YOU CAN'T ASSUME THAT YOU ARE 861 00:29:34,611 --> 00:29:37,944 STEELED AGAINST IT. 862 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:42,644 AGAIN, THE FIGURES ARE -- ALLOW 863 00:29:42,711 --> 00:29:45,477 FOR A CERTAIN DEGREE OF OPTIMISM 864 00:29:45,544 --> 00:29:49,144 BUT SOMEBODY SAID, THEY GAVE ME 865 00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:50,744 THE ANALOGY, IF YOU'RE GIVEN A 866 00:29:50,811 --> 00:29:51,577 BAG OF SKITTLES AND THEY TELL 867 00:29:51,644 --> 00:29:53,811 YOU THAT TWO OF THEM ARE POISON, 868 00:29:53,878 --> 00:29:55,110 YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO 869 00:29:55,177 --> 00:29:56,411 TOUCH THE BAG AT ALL. 870 00:29:56,477 --> 00:29:58,911 EVEN THOUGH YOUR ODDS ARE STILL 871 00:29:58,977 --> 00:30:00,444 PRETTY GOOD. 872 00:30:00,511 --> 00:30:02,244 >> Bill: THAT'S WHY WE ARE ALL 873 00:30:02,311 --> 00:30:04,377 FOLLOWING THE PROTOCOL, I'M 874 00:30:04,444 --> 00:30:08,444 ASSUMING YOU'RE THERE -- AND YOU 875 00:30:08,511 --> 00:30:12,611 LIVE IN A TWO ROOM APARTMENT, DO 876 00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:13,811 YOU NOT? 877 00:30:13,878 --> 00:30:15,110 THIS IS ESPECIALLY TOUGH ON YOU. 878 00:30:15,177 --> 00:30:17,878 >> RIGHT NEXT TO THE AIRPORT. 879 00:30:17,944 --> 00:30:19,277 >> Bill: IT'S GOT TO BE TOUGH 880 00:30:19,344 --> 00:30:20,711 LOCKED UP IN YOUR LITTLE 881 00:30:20,778 --> 00:30:21,411 APARTMENT. 882 00:30:21,477 --> 00:30:23,744 ARE YOU SINGLE THESE DAYS? 883 00:30:23,811 --> 00:30:28,778 DO YOU HAVE A CORONA BUDDY? 884 00:30:28,844 --> 00:30:33,477 >> FOR STARTERS, I HAVE MY CATS. 885 00:30:33,544 --> 00:30:39,611 WHICH BY THE WAY IS -- THAT'S 886 00:30:39,678 --> 00:30:40,844 SOMETHING, YOU TALK ABOUT THE 887 00:30:40,911 --> 00:30:41,544 GREAT EQUALIZER, THINGS THAT 888 00:30:41,611 --> 00:30:44,878 PEOPLE LIKE US WE TAKE FOR 889 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,077 GRANTED, WE TAKE OUR 890 00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:47,611 HOUSEKEEPERS FOR GRANTED, WE 891 00:30:47,678 --> 00:30:49,144 TAKE HOUSEWORK FOR GRANTED, 892 00:30:49,210 --> 00:30:50,811 THINGS LIKE LAUNDRY AND CHANGING 893 00:30:50,878 --> 00:30:56,778 THE CAP BOX, I WILL NEVER AGAIN 894 00:30:56,844 --> 00:31:00,744 PRETEND THAT THE JOB OF A 895 00:31:00,811 --> 00:31:04,010 STAY-AT-HOME MOM IS NOT WAY 896 00:31:04,077 --> 00:31:06,944 HARDER THAN WHAT I DO ON A DAILY 897 00:31:07,010 --> 00:31:07,144 BASIS. 898 00:31:07,210 --> 00:31:11,010 WHEN I COMPARE THIS, THIS SET OF 899 00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:14,411 TASKS, EVEN FIGURING OUT HOW TO 900 00:31:14,477 --> 00:31:16,844 DO FLOORS, MY GOD IT'S A OF A 901 00:31:16,911 --> 00:31:18,878 LOT HARDER THAN MAKING TV. 902 00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:21,644 >> Bill: I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO 903 00:31:21,711 --> 00:31:23,911 DO FLOORS -- DON'T! 904 00:31:23,977 --> 00:31:25,678 DON'T. 905 00:31:25,744 --> 00:31:27,878 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 906 00:31:27,944 --> 00:31:29,611 THE FLOORS CAN WAIT UNTIL THE 907 00:31:29,678 --> 00:31:30,811 VIRUS ENDS. 908 00:31:30,878 --> 00:31:32,678 I HAVEN'T CHANGED MY SHEETS YET. 909 00:31:32,744 --> 00:31:34,311 >> YOU GOT TO DO THAT. 910 00:31:34,377 --> 00:31:36,477 >> Bill: I'M PLANNING ON IT. 911 00:31:36,544 --> 00:31:38,044 >> THAT'S MUCH EASIER, THERE'S A 912 00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:40,210 SETTING ON THE WASHING MACHINE 913 00:31:40,277 --> 00:31:42,544 THAT SAYS BEDDING, I'M ASSUMING 914 00:31:42,611 --> 00:31:43,044 THAT'S FOR SHEETS. 915 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:43,611 >> Bill: I WAS GOING TO ASK 916 00:31:43,678 --> 00:31:46,010 YOU ABOUT THAT. 917 00:31:46,077 --> 00:31:48,544 LISTEN, I'VE GOT A PEACH COBBLER 918 00:31:48,611 --> 00:31:50,077 IN THE OVEN THAT I PUT IN THIS 919 00:31:50,144 --> 00:31:51,811 AFTERNOON THAT I GOT A GET TO 920 00:31:51,878 --> 00:31:52,577 RIGHT NOW. 921 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:55,644 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, I KNOW 922 00:31:55,711 --> 00:31:57,544 YOU'RE DOING A PODCAST WITH 923 00:31:57,611 --> 00:32:00,010 BRIAN AND STEWIE WHICH IS 924 00:32:00,077 --> 00:32:01,511 FANTASTIC, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE 925 00:32:01,577 --> 00:32:15,044 NEXT SEASON OF T.E 926 00:32:15,110 --> 00:32:20,577 THE ORVILLE. 927 00:32:20,644 --> 00:32:27,878 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU, WILL BE 928 00:32:27,944 --> 00:32:28,744 OUT GETTING DRUNK. 929 00:32:28,811 --> 00:32:32,544 SETH MacFARLANE, EVERYBODY! 930 00:32:32,611 --> 00:32:33,544 THERE'S NOBODY HERE. 931 00:32:33,611 --> 00:32:36,177 MY NEXT GUEST IS MAX BROOKS, 932 00:32:36,244 --> 00:32:39,110 HE'S THE AUTHOR OF A NEW BOOK 933 00:32:39,177 --> 00:32:40,077 AND YOU ARE ALL GOING HAVE 934 00:32:40,144 --> 00:32:42,177 PLENTY OF TIME TO SIT AT HOME TO 935 00:32:42,244 --> 00:32:43,044 READ THAT. 936 00:32:43,110 --> 00:32:45,411 WHAT IS SO APROPOS IS HE'S ALSO 937 00:32:45,477 --> 00:32:49,244 THE AUTHOR OF WORLD WAR Z, THE 938 00:32:49,311 --> 00:32:50,444 ZOMBIES ARE COMING NEXT. 939 00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:52,377 PLEASE WELCOME MAX BROOKS. 940 00:32:52,444 --> 00:32:55,010 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 941 00:32:55,077 --> 00:32:58,210 >> GOOD TO BE HERE IN MY ATTIC. 942 00:32:58,277 --> 00:32:59,411 >> Bill: IC AND THOSE EAR 943 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:00,844 PLUGS THEY ARE FOR ME? 944 00:33:00,911 --> 00:33:03,244 I'M HOPING YOU'RE NOT LISTENING 945 00:33:03,311 --> 00:33:12,311 TO SOMEONE ELSE. 946 00:33:12,377 --> 00:33:13,844 >> OF COURSE NOT! 947 00:33:13,911 --> 00:33:15,044 PASS THE BALL. 948 00:33:15,110 --> 00:33:15,277 PASS IT! 949 00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:16,377 >> Bill: THERE ARE NO GAMES 950 00:33:16,444 --> 00:33:19,644 RIGHT NOW, WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? 951 00:33:19,711 --> 00:33:21,311 WORLD WAR Z, SUCH A GREAT BOOK 952 00:33:21,377 --> 00:33:22,844 AND MOVIE AND I THINK PEOPLE 953 00:33:22,911 --> 00:33:23,711 MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU 954 00:33:23,778 --> 00:33:26,644 ARE SUCH AN EXPERT IN THIS, YOU 955 00:33:26,711 --> 00:33:27,277 HAVE TESTIFIED BEFORE CONGRESS. 956 00:33:27,377 --> 00:33:31,944 YOU TESTIFIED BEFORE SOMETHING 957 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:32,977 CALLED THE BLUE RIBBON BIO 958 00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:33,878 DEFENSE PANEL. 959 00:33:33,944 --> 00:33:35,110 WHAT WERE THEY LOOKING TO FIND 960 00:33:35,177 --> 00:33:36,844 OUT OR WERE THEY JUST ASKING YOU 961 00:33:36,911 --> 00:33:40,110 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WORK WITH 962 00:33:40,177 --> 00:33:40,444 BRAD PITT? 963 00:33:40,511 --> 00:33:41,477 AND WHAT WAS YOUR PARTICULAR 964 00:33:41,544 --> 00:33:42,477 EXPERTISE THAT THEY WANTED TO 965 00:33:42,544 --> 00:33:47,678 HAVE YOU THERE FOR? 966 00:33:47,744 --> 00:33:50,277 >> THE DEFENSE PANEL WAS TRYING 967 00:33:50,344 --> 00:33:52,678 TO GET US READY FOR THE NEXT 968 00:33:52,744 --> 00:33:53,511 GENERATION OF GERMAN ATTACKS 969 00:33:53,577 --> 00:33:54,878 BECAUSE THIS ONE MIGHT HAVE 970 00:33:54,944 --> 00:33:57,044 CRAWLED OUT OF THE JUNGLE BUT 971 00:33:57,110 --> 00:33:58,277 THE NEXT ONE MIGHT CRAWL OUT OF 972 00:33:58,344 --> 00:33:58,811 A LAB. 973 00:33:58,878 --> 00:34:01,110 THEY ARE TRYING TO READY OUR 974 00:34:01,177 --> 00:34:01,411 DEFENSES. 975 00:34:01,477 --> 00:34:03,878 WHAT THEY WANTED FROM ME AS 976 00:34:03,944 --> 00:34:05,277 PUBLIC OUTREACH BECAUSE IN OUR 977 00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:06,711 REPUBLIC, IT DOESN'T DO ANY GOOD 978 00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:09,511 TO GET ALL THE EXPERTS TOGETHER 979 00:34:09,577 --> 00:34:11,311 IF YOU CAN'T EDUCATE THE 980 00:34:11,377 --> 00:34:12,044 TAXPAYER AND THE VOTERS. 981 00:34:12,110 --> 00:34:13,711 HOW DO WE DO THAT? 982 00:34:13,778 --> 00:34:16,177 THAT'S WHY THEY HAD ME COME AND 983 00:34:16,244 --> 00:34:17,377 LISTEN TO THEIR HEARING ON 984 00:34:17,444 --> 00:34:17,711 CAPITOL HILL. 985 00:34:17,778 --> 00:34:20,244 >> Bill: WHAT DID YOU TELL 986 00:34:20,311 --> 00:34:20,444 THEM? 987 00:34:20,511 --> 00:34:22,210 >> I SAID THE MOST IMPORTANT 988 00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:23,377 THING IS YOU NEED TO FIND WAYS 989 00:34:23,444 --> 00:34:26,477 OF REACHING OUT. 990 00:34:26,544 --> 00:34:28,244 YOU NEED TO FIND THE EDUCATORS. 991 00:34:28,311 --> 00:34:30,077 WHEN WE HAD THE MEASLES OUTBREAK 992 00:34:30,144 --> 00:34:31,244 IN NEW YORK AND THE ORTHODOX 993 00:34:31,311 --> 00:34:32,477 JEWISH COMMUNITY THEY REACHED 994 00:34:32,544 --> 00:34:34,511 OUT TO RABBIS, SO WE'VE GOT TO 995 00:34:34,577 --> 00:34:36,678 FIND WHO ARE THE RABBIS ON THE 996 00:34:36,711 --> 00:34:37,311 LOCAL LEVEL? 997 00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:39,611 BBE AT A PASTOR IN A RURAL RED 998 00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:40,611 STATE OR THE YOGA GUY RIGHT HERE 999 00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:43,844 IN VENICE. 1000 00:34:43,911 --> 00:34:45,511 THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT PEOPLE 1001 00:34:45,577 --> 00:34:47,577 LISTEN TO AND WE NEED TO EDUCATE 1002 00:34:47,644 --> 00:34:50,411 THEM SO THEY CAN EDUCATE THEIR 1003 00:34:50,477 --> 00:34:50,611 FLOCK. 1004 00:34:50,678 --> 00:34:52,611 >> Bill: THEY ARE CALLED 1005 00:34:52,678 --> 00:34:54,577 INFLUENCERS, THERE ARE 19 AND 1006 00:34:54,644 --> 00:34:55,044 THERE ON INSTAGRAM. 1007 00:34:55,110 --> 00:34:57,611 >> THAT'S WHAT WE DO, WE FIND A 1008 00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:59,210 YOUTUBE OR WHO OPENS BOXES AND 1009 00:34:59,277 --> 00:35:02,210 HE SAYS LET'S OPEN A BOX? 1010 00:35:02,277 --> 00:35:02,811 A VACCINE! 1011 00:35:02,878 --> 00:35:05,277 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. 1012 00:35:05,344 --> 00:35:06,977 >> Bill: YOU MENTIONED 1013 00:35:07,044 --> 00:35:07,644 SOMETHING THAT MIGHT CRAWL OUT 1014 00:35:07,711 --> 00:35:09,844 OF A LAB. 1015 00:35:09,911 --> 00:35:13,177 THERE HAVE BEEN RUMORS THAT THIS 1016 00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:15,678 VIRUS THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH 1017 00:35:15,744 --> 00:35:18,977 NOW STARTED IN A LAB IN WUHAN 1018 00:35:19,044 --> 00:35:21,577 CHINA AND THAT'S NOT 1019 00:35:21,644 --> 00:35:21,911 UNPRECEDENTED. 1020 00:35:21,977 --> 00:35:23,778 THAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE 1021 00:35:23,844 --> 00:35:24,377 SOVIET UNION IN THE 70s, DID 1022 00:35:24,444 --> 00:35:27,611 IT NOT? 1023 00:35:27,678 --> 00:35:30,210 >> I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS 1024 00:35:30,277 --> 00:35:31,878 PARTICULAR VIRUS CAME FROM BUT I 1025 00:35:31,944 --> 00:35:33,210 CAN TELL YOU THERE IS A 1026 00:35:33,277 --> 00:35:36,010 PRESIDENT IN 1970s IN THE 1027 00:35:36,077 --> 00:35:37,644 SOVIET UNION, IT WAS A MASSIVE 1028 00:35:37,711 --> 00:35:39,844 CITY DEVOTED TO MAKING WEAPONS. 1029 00:35:39,911 --> 00:35:41,511 ONE OF THOSE WEAPONS WAS A 1030 00:35:41,577 --> 00:35:43,411 GERMAN WEAPON, IT WAS ANTHRAX, 1031 00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:44,678 AND IT GOT OUT. 1032 00:35:44,744 --> 00:35:46,444 FOR DECADES WE WERE TRYING TO 1033 00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:48,811 UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON AND 1034 00:35:48,878 --> 00:35:49,811 THE SOVIETS WERE SAYING IT'S 1035 00:35:49,878 --> 00:35:51,878 TAINTED TO MEET, DON'T WORRY 1036 00:35:51,944 --> 00:35:56,244 ABOUT IT, IT'S MINOR, MINOR. 1037 00:35:56,311 --> 00:35:58,678 IT TOOK UNTIL THE 1990s FOR 1038 00:35:58,744 --> 00:35:59,544 BORIS YELTSIN TO ADMIT THAT IT 1039 00:35:59,611 --> 00:36:02,377 WAS AN ACCIDENT AT A GERM 1040 00:36:02,444 --> 00:36:03,477 WEAPONS FACTORY AND IT KILLED 1041 00:36:03,544 --> 00:36:04,678 AND SICKENED MANY MORE PEOPLE 1042 00:36:04,744 --> 00:36:07,844 THAN WE HAD ANY IDEA. 1043 00:36:07,911 --> 00:36:10,077 IT WAS THE SOVIET UNION'S 1044 00:36:10,144 --> 00:36:10,778 BIOLOGICAL CHERNOBYL. 1045 00:36:10,844 --> 00:36:12,744 >> Bill: THAT COULD HAPPEN 1046 00:36:12,811 --> 00:36:13,944 AGAIN. 1047 00:36:14,010 --> 00:36:15,844 >> IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN 1048 00:36:15,911 --> 00:36:16,444 ESPECIALLY IN A COUNTRY WHERE 1049 00:36:16,511 --> 00:36:20,878 THERE IS NO FREE PRESS. 1050 00:36:20,944 --> 00:36:21,977 THERE WERE RUMORS HERE IN ANY 1051 00:36:22,044 --> 00:36:23,678 COUNTRY WITH A FREE PRESS, YOU 1052 00:36:23,744 --> 00:36:24,577 CAN VALIDATE IT, YOU CAN 1053 00:36:24,644 --> 00:36:26,444 VALIDATE IT FROM THE LOCAL 1054 00:36:26,511 --> 00:36:28,977 CITIZENRY BUT IN A COUNTRY LIKE 1055 00:36:29,044 --> 00:36:30,444 CHINA THAT SENSORS THE PRESS AND 1056 00:36:30,511 --> 00:36:32,811 SENSORS ITS OWN CITIZENS ON 1057 00:36:32,878 --> 00:36:36,377 SOCIAL MEDIA, IT CREATES A DARK 1058 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:37,577 SPACE RIPE FOR CONSPIRACY 1059 00:36:37,644 --> 00:36:37,844 THEORIES. 1060 00:36:37,911 --> 00:36:40,744 >> Bill: THAT IS PRECISELY WHY 1061 00:36:40,811 --> 00:36:43,377 THAT YOU SET WORLD WAR Z IN 1062 00:36:43,444 --> 00:36:45,577 CHINA OR RATHER THE DISEASE 1063 00:36:45,644 --> 00:36:48,444 COMING OUT OF CHINA BECAUSE IT'S 1064 00:36:48,511 --> 00:36:49,444 SO PRESCIENT. 1065 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:50,411 THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THIS DISEASE 1066 00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:51,411 THAT WE ARE REALLY DEALING WITH 1067 00:36:51,477 --> 00:36:54,778 NOW GOT OUT. 1068 00:36:54,844 --> 00:36:55,878 IT WAS THE VERY KIND OF REGIME 1069 00:36:55,944 --> 00:36:58,411 THAT WOULD SHUT DOWN TALKING 1070 00:36:58,477 --> 00:37:01,678 ABOUT IT. 1071 00:37:01,744 --> 00:37:05,144 >> I WAS MODELING WORLD WAR Z ON 1072 00:37:05,210 --> 00:37:06,577 THE FIRST SARS OUTBREAK IN THE 1073 00:37:06,644 --> 00:37:08,678 EARLY 2000s BECAUSE IT'S NOT 1074 00:37:08,744 --> 00:37:11,344 ENOUGH TO HAVE A LARGE 1075 00:37:11,444 --> 00:37:12,177 POPULATION AND A RAPID 1076 00:37:12,244 --> 00:37:13,344 TRANSPORTATION NETWORK SO THE 1077 00:37:13,444 --> 00:37:15,010 VIRUS CAN SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE, 1078 00:37:15,077 --> 00:37:16,377 YOU ALSO NEED A GOVERNMENT THAT 1079 00:37:16,444 --> 00:37:18,177 IS WILLING TO SUPPRESS THE TRUTH 1080 00:37:18,244 --> 00:37:19,511 WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE 1081 00:37:19,577 --> 00:37:22,311 FIRST SARS OUTBREAK WHERE THE 1082 00:37:22,377 --> 00:37:25,811 WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION KNEW 1083 00:37:25,878 --> 00:37:29,210 IT WAS GOING ON AND CHINA WAS 1084 00:37:29,277 --> 00:37:31,611 DOING "IT WASN'T ME." 1085 00:37:31,678 --> 00:37:32,678 IT GOT OUT AND SUDDENLY IT'S 1086 00:37:32,744 --> 00:37:34,244 AROUND THE WORLD. 1087 00:37:34,311 --> 00:37:35,878 I WAS LOOKING BACK HOPING 1088 00:37:35,944 --> 00:37:36,811 AGAINST HOPE THAT CHINA HAD 1089 00:37:36,878 --> 00:37:37,411 LEARNED ITS LESSON AND CLEARLY 1090 00:37:37,477 --> 00:37:41,210 IT HAS NOT. 1091 00:37:41,277 --> 00:37:42,544 >> Bill: YOU WERE ALSO 1092 00:37:42,611 --> 00:37:44,244 INVOLVED IN SOMETHING CALLED THE 1093 00:37:44,311 --> 00:37:45,811 VIBRANT RESPONSE EXERCISE, I 1094 00:37:45,878 --> 00:37:47,544 THINK IT WAS IN 2011. 1095 00:37:47,611 --> 00:37:49,244 I KNOW YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT ALL 1096 00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:50,644 THE ASPECTS OF IT BECAUSE IT WAS 1097 00:37:50,711 --> 00:37:53,644 SOMEWHAT SECRET BUT THIS WAS 1098 00:37:53,711 --> 00:37:55,644 YOUR EXPERTISE THEY WANTED AND 1099 00:37:55,711 --> 00:37:56,977 THIS INVOLVED EVERYBODY. 1100 00:37:57,044 --> 00:37:59,844 THE MILITARY, THE 1101 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:01,044 NATIONAL GUARD, FEMA, 1102 00:38:01,110 --> 00:38:03,778 VIROLOGISTS, EVEN TRIBAL LEADERS 1103 00:38:03,844 --> 00:38:04,744 WERE INVOLVED BECAUSE THIS WAS 1104 00:38:04,811 --> 00:38:06,344 AN EXERCISE TO PLAN FOR 1105 00:38:06,411 --> 00:38:10,244 SOMETHING CATACLYSMIC, PERHAPS A 1106 00:38:10,311 --> 00:38:11,177 NUCLEAR ATTACK, THAT WOULD 1107 00:38:11,244 --> 00:38:13,778 HAPPEN ON AMERICAN SOIL. 1108 00:38:13,844 --> 00:38:15,811 TELL US WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT 1109 00:38:15,878 --> 00:38:18,577 AND I'M VERY INTERESTED IN THE 1110 00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:20,644 IDEA THAT THEY WERE PARTICULARLY 1111 00:38:20,711 --> 00:38:23,711 KEEN ON LIVING BY THE RULE OF 1112 00:38:23,778 --> 00:38:27,644 LAW, EVEN IN A DISASTER. 1113 00:38:27,711 --> 00:38:29,344 >> VIRAL RESPONSE, I WAS THERE 1114 00:38:29,411 --> 00:38:32,144 AS AN OBSERVER AND I'M NOT SURE 1115 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:33,778 WHAT I CAN TALK ABOUT AND WHAT I 1116 00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,778 CAN'T TALK ABOUT BUT I CAN TELL 1117 00:38:35,844 --> 00:38:38,377 YOU IT WAS A HOMELAND NUCLEAR 1118 00:38:38,444 --> 00:38:40,577 EXERCISE, IT WAS THE DOOMSDAY 1119 00:38:40,644 --> 00:38:40,944 SCENARIO. 1120 00:38:41,010 --> 00:38:42,844 WHAT IF SOMEBODY SET OFF A NUKE 1121 00:38:42,911 --> 00:38:44,377 IN A MAJOR AMERICAN CITY AND I 1122 00:38:44,444 --> 00:38:45,611 WATCHED EVERY ORGAN OF 1123 00:38:45,678 --> 00:38:46,344 GOVERNMENT COME TOGETHER FROM 1124 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:50,311 THE FEDERAL RIGHT DOWN TO THE 1125 00:38:50,377 --> 00:38:50,511 LOCAL. 1126 00:38:50,577 --> 00:38:54,544 AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT'S ALL 1127 00:38:54,611 --> 00:38:56,744 ACCORDING TO WHAT IS CALLED THE 1128 00:38:56,811 --> 00:38:58,611 NATIONAL RESPONSE FRAMEWORK 1129 00:38:58,678 --> 00:39:00,077 WHICH IS THE NATIONAL MASTER 1130 00:39:00,144 --> 00:39:01,444 DISASTER PLAN WHAT DO WE DO WHEN 1131 00:39:01,511 --> 00:39:02,778 THE SHIT COMES DOWN? 1132 00:39:02,844 --> 00:39:04,744 AND A GOOD SECTION OF THAT PLAN 1133 00:39:04,811 --> 00:39:06,577 IS ENSURING THAT WE PROTECT OUR 1134 00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:10,544 RIGHTS AS WELL AS OUR LIVES. 1135 00:39:10,611 --> 00:39:12,411 THIS NOTION THAT IF WE SUDDENLY 1136 00:39:12,477 --> 00:39:15,010 FEDERALIZE THIS RESPONSE WE WILL 1137 00:39:15,077 --> 00:39:15,811 BACKSLIDE INTO DICTATORSHIP IS 1138 00:39:15,878 --> 00:39:16,444 BULLSHIT. 1139 00:39:16,511 --> 00:39:18,277 THE WHOLE REASON WE HAVE THESE 1140 00:39:18,344 --> 00:39:20,210 PLANS AND EXERCISE WITH THE MEN 1141 00:39:20,277 --> 00:39:21,511 WE BRING IN ARMIES OF LAWYERS IS 1142 00:39:21,577 --> 00:39:24,977 SPECIFICALLY SO WE CAN DO THIS 1143 00:39:25,044 --> 00:39:26,377 IN THE AMERICAN WAY WITHOUT 1144 00:39:26,444 --> 00:39:28,344 TRAMPLING ON ANY OF OUR RIGHTS 1145 00:39:28,411 --> 00:39:30,477 AND TO PROVE THAT DEMOCRACY IN 1146 00:39:30,544 --> 00:39:33,511 CRISIS CAN SUCCEED. 1147 00:39:33,577 --> 00:39:35,811 >> Bill: IT'S INTERESTING. 1148 00:39:35,878 --> 00:39:37,344 I WOULD EXPECT THAT 1149 00:39:37,411 --> 00:39:38,411 PRESIDENT TRUMP WOULD USE THIS 1150 00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:40,511 TO BECOME AN AUTHORITARIAN MORE 1151 00:39:40,577 --> 00:39:41,444 THAN HE ALREADY WANTS TO BE AND 1152 00:39:41,511 --> 00:39:44,010 WE'VE SEEN THIS ALREADY IN OTHER 1153 00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:44,977 COUNTRIES. 1154 00:39:45,044 --> 00:39:46,210 WE ARE SEEING THIS AROUND THE 1155 00:39:46,277 --> 00:39:47,411 WORLD, ISRAEL -- THERE ARE NO 1156 00:39:47,477 --> 00:39:51,377 MORE COURTS THERE. 1157 00:39:51,444 --> 00:39:52,977 HUNGARY, BOLIVIA, CHILE, LOTS OF 1158 00:39:53,044 --> 00:39:55,244 COUNTRIES ARE USING THIS AS AN 1159 00:39:55,311 --> 00:39:59,010 EXCUSE -- THERE'S A REASON WHY 1160 00:39:59,077 --> 00:40:00,277 YOU HAVE TO EMPLOY DIFFERENT 1161 00:40:00,344 --> 00:40:03,878 METHODS IN A DISASTER LIKE THIS. 1162 00:40:03,944 --> 00:40:04,277 I'M SURPRISED THAT 1163 00:40:04,344 --> 00:40:06,511 PRESIDENT TRUMP HASN'T INVOKED 1164 00:40:06,577 --> 00:40:09,977 THE DEFENSE ACT WHERE YOU CAN 1165 00:40:10,044 --> 00:40:11,277 ORDER A PRIVATE INDUSTRY WE DID 1166 00:40:11,344 --> 00:40:14,377 WITH WORLD WAR II. 1167 00:40:14,444 --> 00:40:15,977 WE SAID STOP MAKING CARS, WE 1168 00:40:16,044 --> 00:40:18,744 NEED TO MAKE TANKS AND PLANES. 1169 00:40:18,811 --> 00:40:20,744 WHAT DO YOU THINK HE IS 1170 00:40:20,811 --> 00:40:22,611 HESITATING, WHY IS HE HESITATING 1171 00:40:22,678 --> 00:40:24,110 ABOUT THAT? 1172 00:40:24,177 --> 00:40:26,577 >> I HAVE NO IDEA WHY HE IS NOT 1173 00:40:26,644 --> 00:40:28,110 ENACTED THE FULL FORCE OF THE 1174 00:40:28,177 --> 00:40:28,544 FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. 1175 00:40:28,611 --> 00:40:32,377 IT MIGHT BE A SMALL GROUP OF 1176 00:40:32,444 --> 00:40:36,144 DIE-HARD AYN RAND IDEOLOGUES WHO 1177 00:40:36,210 --> 00:40:37,977 DON'T WANT TO SEE BIG GOVERNMENT 1178 00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:39,110 SUCCEED IN A CRISIS AND IT 1179 00:40:39,177 --> 00:40:41,077 VALIDATES THE IDEA OF BIG 1180 00:40:41,144 --> 00:40:42,811 GOVERNMENT WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE 1181 00:40:42,878 --> 00:40:44,577 A BIG GOVERNMENT, SPECIFICALLY 1182 00:40:44,644 --> 00:40:45,344 FOR EMERGENCIES. 1183 00:40:45,411 --> 00:40:47,311 MAYBE THEY DON'T WANT THAT, 1184 00:40:47,377 --> 00:40:48,477 MAYBE IT'S JUST STUPIDITY, MAYBE 1185 00:40:48,544 --> 00:40:50,344 IT'S ARROGANCE, MAYBE IT'S 1186 00:40:50,411 --> 00:40:51,444 MAGICAL THINKING -- I DON'T 1187 00:40:51,511 --> 00:40:51,911 KNOW. 1188 00:40:51,977 --> 00:40:54,311 I WILL TELL YOU THIS, THIS IDEA 1189 00:40:54,377 --> 00:40:57,911 THAT WE WERE CAUGHT UNAWARE, 1190 00:40:57,977 --> 00:40:58,778 THAT THIS IS SOMETHING LIKE 1191 00:40:58,844 --> 00:40:59,977 GODZILLA COMING OUT OF THE OCEAN 1192 00:41:00,044 --> 00:41:02,611 THAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT -- OH 1193 00:41:02,678 --> 00:41:03,277 LOOK! 1194 00:41:03,344 --> 00:41:04,577 HERE'S THE PLAN'S SITTING ON MY 1195 00:41:04,644 --> 00:41:06,977 DESK, THAT'S NOT FROM THE 1196 00:41:07,044 --> 00:41:07,311 DARK WEB. 1197 00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:09,611 THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO READ 1198 00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:14,477 THESE PLANS BECAUSE IN A CRISIS, 1199 00:41:14,544 --> 00:41:16,944 REPUBLIC HAS TO DEPEND ON ITS 1200 00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:18,477 CITIZENRY. 1201 00:41:18,544 --> 00:41:20,611 THIS IDEA THAT IF WE ENACTED THE 1202 00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:22,678 DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT, SUDDENLY 1203 00:41:22,744 --> 00:41:23,944 WHERE VENEZUELA -- THAT'S A 1204 00:41:24,010 --> 00:41:25,678 COMPLETE LIE BECAUSE THE DEFENSE 1205 00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:27,110 PRODUCTION ACT WAS SPECIFICALLY 1206 00:41:27,177 --> 00:41:28,344 WRITTEN TO PRESERVE FREE 1207 00:41:28,411 --> 00:41:30,511 ENTERPRISE CAPITALISM AND OUR 1208 00:41:30,577 --> 00:41:32,144 CONSTITUTION. 1209 00:41:32,210 --> 00:41:33,678 >> Bill: WELL SAID. 1210 00:41:33,744 --> 00:41:35,311 I APPRECIATE YOU I WAS GOING TO 1211 00:41:35,377 --> 00:41:36,744 SAY COMING OVER HERE, I WAS 1212 00:41:36,811 --> 00:41:39,577 GONNA SAY I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY, 1213 00:41:39,644 --> 00:41:42,744 BUT WE KNOW ALL THAT'S BULLSHIT. 1214 00:41:42,811 --> 00:41:44,277 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS 1215 00:41:44,344 --> 00:41:45,611 AND FOR LENDING YOUR EXPERTISE 1216 00:41:45,678 --> 00:41:46,678 AND I HOPE I SEE YOU AGAIN IN 1217 00:41:46,744 --> 00:41:48,844 PERSON SOON. 1218 00:41:48,911 --> 00:41:51,611 >> THANK YOU, TAKE CARE, BE 1219 00:41:51,678 --> 00:41:53,911 SAFE. 1220 00:41:53,977 --> 00:41:55,344 >> Bill: WE ARE BACK HERE FROM 1221 00:41:55,411 --> 00:41:57,744 MY MAN CAVE AND WE HAVE A TRUE 1222 00:41:57,811 --> 00:42:00,144 LEGEND, AN ICON, HE'S GOT A NEW 1223 00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:01,778 ALBUM OUT -- IT WAS SUPPOSED TO 1224 00:42:01,844 --> 00:42:04,077 BE OUT THIS MONTH, IT WILL BE 1225 00:42:04,144 --> 00:42:05,744 OUT IN JULY NOW. 1226 00:42:05,811 --> 00:42:07,277 IT'S CALLED THE FIRST ROWS OF 1227 00:42:07,344 --> 00:42:09,110 SPRING AN IRONIC TITLE GIVEN 1228 00:42:09,177 --> 00:42:11,577 THAT THIS IS THE LOST SPRING OF 1229 00:42:11,644 --> 00:42:13,911 2020 BUT THIS IS A MAN WHO HAS 1230 00:42:13,977 --> 00:42:15,110 NEVER LOST -- WILLIE NELSON! 1231 00:42:15,177 --> 00:42:16,544 HOW ARE YOU? 1232 00:42:16,611 --> 00:42:19,977 >> I'M DOING GREAT, HOW ARE YOU 1233 00:42:20,044 --> 00:42:20,444 DOING? 1234 00:42:20,511 --> 00:42:21,977 >> Bill: AS WELL AS CAN BE 1235 00:42:22,044 --> 00:42:25,044 EXPECTED UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES 1236 00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:25,611 CIRCUMSTANCES, AND NATIONAL 1237 00:42:25,644 --> 00:42:28,344 CRISIS TIMES, THE THING ON MOST 1238 00:42:28,444 --> 00:42:29,444 AMERICANS MINDS IS DARTING 1239 00:42:29,544 --> 00:42:32,077 NATIONAL TREASURES AND YOU ARE 1240 00:42:32,110 --> 00:42:33,744 ONE. 1241 00:42:33,811 --> 00:42:35,644 I GUESS AMERICA WANTS TO KNOW -- 1242 00:42:35,711 --> 00:42:38,077 YOU LOOK GREAT, YOU FEEL GOOD? 1243 00:42:38,144 --> 00:42:39,277 >> SAY THAT AGAIN? 1244 00:42:39,344 --> 00:42:41,678 >> Bill: I SAID YOU LOOK 1245 00:42:41,744 --> 00:42:43,544 GREAT, YOU FEEL GOOD? 1246 00:42:43,611 --> 00:42:45,944 >> OH, YEAH, CONSIDERING. 1247 00:42:46,010 --> 00:42:49,311 >> Bill: YOU'VE SEEN A LOT, OF 1248 00:42:49,377 --> 00:42:49,744 COURSE. 1249 00:42:49,811 --> 00:42:53,144 AS FAR AS CRISES GO THAT YOU'VE 1250 00:42:53,210 --> 00:42:55,244 SEEN IN THIS COUNTRY, WHERE 1251 00:42:55,311 --> 00:42:56,878 WOULD YOU PUT THIS ON THE SCALE? 1252 00:42:56,944 --> 00:42:59,244 >> IT'S GOT TO BE UP THERE 1253 00:42:59,311 --> 00:43:01,144 AROUND NUMBER ONE, I THINK, 1254 00:43:01,210 --> 00:43:02,844 BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS ONE OF 1255 00:43:02,911 --> 00:43:06,277 THE CRAZIEST TIMES THAT I CAN 1256 00:43:06,344 --> 00:43:06,611 REMEMBER. 1257 00:43:06,678 --> 00:43:08,144 >> Bill: I REMEMBER BEING WITH 1258 00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:10,511 YOU THIS LAST NEW YEAR'S EVE, WE 1259 00:43:10,577 --> 00:43:14,044 WERE IN MAUI AND WE WERE 1260 00:43:14,110 --> 00:43:14,911 BACKSTAGE AND YOU WERE KIND 1261 00:43:14,977 --> 00:43:16,678 ENOUGH TO HELP US OUT WITH OUR 1262 00:43:16,744 --> 00:43:20,878 LITTLE SKETCHES THERE AND YOU 1263 00:43:20,944 --> 00:43:22,511 ARE HESITANT TO PULL ON THE 1264 00:43:22,577 --> 00:43:24,844 JOINT. 1265 00:43:24,911 --> 00:43:25,177 [LAUGHTER] 1266 00:43:25,244 --> 00:43:28,711 BUT OF COURSE YOU DID. 1267 00:43:28,778 --> 00:43:31,110 >> I WAS SOCIAL DISTANCING WAY 1268 00:43:31,177 --> 00:43:31,444 BACK THEN. 1269 00:43:31,511 --> 00:43:32,944 >> Bill: YOU WERE AHEAD OF 1270 00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:33,511 YOUR TIME BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS 1271 00:43:33,577 --> 00:43:38,444 HAVE BEEN. 1272 00:43:38,511 --> 00:43:40,077 GIVEN THAT SOMEBODY HAS TO WATCH 1273 00:43:40,144 --> 00:43:42,044 THE LUNGS BECAUSE THIS IS A 1274 00:43:42,110 --> 00:43:44,044 DISEASE THAT ATTACKS THE LUNGS, 1275 00:43:44,110 --> 00:43:46,210 ARE YOU BEING ESPECIALLY CAREFUL 1276 00:43:46,277 --> 00:43:51,711 WITH THE MAUI WOWIE? 1277 00:43:51,778 --> 00:43:53,077 >> I SMOKE A LITTLE EVERY NOW 1278 00:43:53,144 --> 00:43:55,110 AND THEN BUT I TRY NOT TO OVERDO 1279 00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:57,277 IT. 1280 00:43:57,344 --> 00:43:58,577 USUALLY I WIND UP OVERDOING 1281 00:43:58,644 --> 00:44:00,177 EVERYTHING. 1282 00:44:00,244 --> 00:44:04,244 >> Bill: I HOPE IF THERE'S A 1283 00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:05,444 SILVER LINING HERE, IT'S GOING 1284 00:44:05,511 --> 00:44:06,911 TO TEACH US WHAT WE REALLY 1285 00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:10,477 TREASURE AND WHAT WE REALLY 1286 00:44:10,544 --> 00:44:10,678 NEED. 1287 00:44:10,744 --> 00:44:12,911 I HAVE ONLY BEEN EATING IT SINCE 1288 00:44:12,977 --> 00:44:15,944 THIS CAME ALONG. 1289 00:44:16,010 --> 00:44:20,644 >> THAT'S GOOD TOO, YEAH. 1290 00:44:20,711 --> 00:44:20,878 EDIBLES. 1291 00:44:20,944 --> 00:44:22,778 >> Bill: I DON'T LIKE TO EAT 1292 00:44:22,844 --> 00:44:24,311 IT BECAUSE IT MAKES ME PARANOID 1293 00:44:24,377 --> 00:44:26,644 BUT THEN IF I SMOKE IT, I FEEL 1294 00:44:26,711 --> 00:44:29,711 IT IN MY LUNGS AND THAT MAKES ME 1295 00:44:29,778 --> 00:44:30,344 MORE PARANOID. 1296 00:44:30,411 --> 00:44:32,644 I GOT TO GET IT INTO MY BODY 1297 00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:34,077 SOMEHOW, IT'S EITHER THAT OR 1298 00:44:34,144 --> 00:44:38,144 STICK ABOUT MY ASS. 1299 00:44:38,210 --> 00:44:41,544 >> I QUIT SMOKING CIGARETTES BY 1300 00:44:41,611 --> 00:44:42,544 ROLLING UP TO 20 THICK JOINTS 1301 00:44:42,611 --> 00:44:44,144 AND PUTTING HIM IN A LUCKY 1302 00:44:44,210 --> 00:44:45,678 STRIKE PACKAGE AND THREW IT AWAY 1303 00:44:45,744 --> 00:44:48,110 AND I HAVEN'T SMOKED A CIGARETTE 1304 00:44:48,177 --> 00:44:51,477 SINCE. 1305 00:44:51,544 --> 00:44:52,911 I'VE LET NATURE TAKE IT'S COURSE 1306 00:44:52,977 --> 00:44:56,044 AND SO FAR AT 87, I'M NOT DOING 1307 00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:56,311 THAT BAD. 1308 00:44:56,377 --> 00:44:59,177 >> Bill: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC 1309 00:44:59,244 --> 00:45:01,878 AND THIS IS ON AN iPHONE. 1310 00:45:01,944 --> 00:45:03,611 YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOU REALLY 1311 00:45:03,678 --> 00:45:04,044 NEED. 1312 00:45:04,110 --> 00:45:05,277 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WHAT YOU 1313 00:45:05,344 --> 00:45:06,644 WOULD REALLY NEED TO LIVE IS 1314 00:45:06,711 --> 00:45:11,811 BEING ON THE ROAD AND AMONG 1315 00:45:11,878 --> 00:45:16,077 PEOPLE AND ON MARIJUANA. 1316 00:45:16,144 --> 00:45:19,244 >> I REALLY MISS BEING ON THE 1317 00:45:19,311 --> 00:45:22,077 ROAD AND I MISS SEEING ALL THE 1318 00:45:22,144 --> 00:45:22,844 PEOPLE. 1319 00:45:22,911 --> 00:45:25,477 WE COME OUT TO EXCHANGE GOOD 1320 00:45:25,544 --> 00:45:27,644 POSITIVE ENERGY, WHO CARES 1321 00:45:27,711 --> 00:45:29,077 WHETHER YOU'RE A DEMOCRAT OR 1322 00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:29,477 REPUBLICAN? 1323 00:45:29,544 --> 00:45:31,711 IF YOU LIKE ON THE ROAD AGAIN, 1324 00:45:31,778 --> 00:45:33,244 THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 1325 00:45:33,311 --> 00:45:35,911 >> Bill: I DO, I LOVE "ON THE 1326 00:45:35,977 --> 00:45:37,277 ROAD AGAIN" AND I LOVE WHEN 1327 00:45:37,344 --> 00:45:40,977 YOU'RE ON THE ROAD AGAIN. 1328 00:45:41,044 --> 00:45:43,311 WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE AROUND YOU? 1329 00:45:43,377 --> 00:45:45,277 YOU HEAR A LOT ABOUT IF YOU ARE 1330 00:45:45,344 --> 00:45:46,144 YOUNG, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING 1331 00:45:46,210 --> 00:45:47,678 TO BE FELLED BY THIS BUT YOU 1332 00:45:47,744 --> 00:45:49,644 HAVE TO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE IF 1333 00:45:49,711 --> 00:45:50,377 YOU'RE AROUND SOMEBODY IN THE 1334 00:45:50,444 --> 00:45:53,477 AGE GROUP YOU'RE IN OR ON FAST 1335 00:45:53,544 --> 00:45:54,544 APPROACHING, YOU HAVE TO BE 1336 00:45:54,611 --> 00:45:57,844 ESPECIALLY CAREFUL. 1337 00:45:57,911 --> 00:45:59,477 WHAT RESPONSIBILITY DO YOU THINK 1338 00:45:59,544 --> 00:46:01,678 THE ELDERLY HAVE TO SAY TO 1339 00:46:01,744 --> 00:46:04,077 PEOPLE "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM A 1340 00:46:04,144 --> 00:46:12,811 QUESTION MARK" >> YEAH, GO HOME. 1341 00:46:12,878 --> 00:46:15,811 >> Bill: HAVE YOU HAD TO SAY 1342 00:46:15,878 --> 00:46:17,644 THAT THE PEOPLE? 1343 00:46:17,711 --> 00:46:18,844 >> UNFORTUNATES, I'M OUT HERE ON 1344 00:46:18,911 --> 00:46:21,577 A NICE PLACE WITH A WHOLE LOT OF 1345 00:46:21,644 --> 00:46:24,077 HORSES AND I JUST TRY TO LIVE 1346 00:46:24,144 --> 00:46:27,044 THAT WAY AS MUCH AS I CAN. 1347 00:46:27,110 --> 00:46:29,144 >> Bill: YOU'RE IN TEXAS, 1348 00:46:29,210 --> 00:46:30,644 TEXAS IS KNOWN AS A STATE THAT 1349 00:46:30,711 --> 00:46:34,044 BELIEVES IN INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS, 1350 00:46:34,110 --> 00:46:36,010 SO I GUESS THIS IS A TOUGH ONE 1351 00:46:36,077 --> 00:46:38,544 FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE GIVEN 1352 00:46:38,611 --> 00:46:40,944 OUT DIRECTIVES FOR PEOPLE TO 1353 00:46:41,010 --> 00:46:44,411 STAY OUT OF BARS AND RESTAURANTS 1354 00:46:44,477 --> 00:46:46,377 AND FOOD COURTS AND MASSAGE 1355 00:46:46,444 --> 00:46:47,477 PARLORS -- MY QUESTION IS, WHAT 1356 00:46:47,544 --> 00:46:49,911 DO YOU MISS MOST ABOUT THE FOOD 1357 00:46:49,977 --> 00:46:51,010 COURT? 1358 00:46:51,077 --> 00:46:53,744 >> THERE'S AN OLD SAYING THAT 1359 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,277 YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL A TEXAN, BUT 1360 00:46:55,344 --> 00:46:59,878 YOU CAN'T TELL HIM MUCH. 1361 00:46:59,944 --> 00:47:00,778 [LAUGHTER] 1362 00:47:00,844 --> 00:47:02,711 >> Bill: THAT'S RIGHT, BUT IN 1363 00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:05,878 THIS ONE, THEY SHOULD LISTEN. 1364 00:47:05,944 --> 00:47:08,177 FINAL QUESTION HERE, I'VE BEEN A 1365 00:47:08,244 --> 00:47:10,444 LITTLE UPSET BECAUSE I GIVE A 1366 00:47:10,511 --> 00:47:13,477 LOT OF MY TAXES, AS WE ALL DO, 1367 00:47:13,544 --> 00:47:14,277 TO THE GOVERNMENT. 1368 00:47:14,344 --> 00:47:15,744 I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, IT'S NOT 1369 00:47:15,811 --> 00:47:18,010 LIKE TEXAS. 1370 00:47:18,077 --> 00:47:20,411 WE PAY STATE TAXES THAT ARE JUST 1371 00:47:20,477 --> 00:47:20,611 CRAZY. 1372 00:47:20,678 --> 00:47:22,977 PLUS THE FEDERAL TAXES. 1373 00:47:23,044 --> 00:47:27,311 THIS IS LIKE JOB ONE FOR THE 1374 00:47:27,377 --> 00:47:29,844 GOVERNMENT, TO PROTECT US IN 1375 00:47:29,911 --> 00:47:31,244 TIMES OF CRISIS LIKE THESE. 1376 00:47:31,311 --> 00:47:34,077 I WANT TO SAY AS A GUY WHO WANTS 1377 00:47:34,144 --> 00:47:36,044 DIDN'T PAY HIS TAXES, YOU ARE 1378 00:47:36,110 --> 00:47:37,244 WAY AHEAD OF YOUR TIME AND I 1379 00:47:37,311 --> 00:47:38,177 APPRECIATE THAT, THEY HAVE DONE 1380 00:47:38,244 --> 00:47:42,010 A SHIP JOB PROTECTING AND DOING 1381 00:47:42,077 --> 00:47:42,977 THE ONE FUCKING THING THE 1382 00:47:43,044 --> 00:47:46,611 GOVERNMENT SHOULD DO. 1383 00:47:46,678 --> 00:47:47,678 STAY HEALTHY, I WANT TO SEE YOU 1384 00:47:47,744 --> 00:47:51,411 WHEN I'M IN HAWAII NEXT TIME. 1385 00:47:51,477 --> 00:47:53,944 >> YOU GOT IT. 1386 00:47:54,010 --> 00:47:58,044 >> Bill: YOUR ALBUM IS OUT, 1387 00:47:58,110 --> 00:47:59,210 IT'S CALLED FIRST ROSE OF 1388 00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:03,044 SPRING, IT WILL BE OUT IN JULY. 1389 00:48:03,110 --> 00:48:05,377 >> IT MIGHT BE THE LAST ROWS OF 1390 00:48:05,444 --> 00:48:05,744 SPRING. 1391 00:48:05,811 --> 00:48:07,277 >> Bill: YOU WILL NOT BE THE 1392 00:48:07,344 --> 00:48:09,344 LAST ANYTHING! 1393 00:48:09,411 --> 00:48:12,544 WE'LL SEE YOU SOON. 1394 00:48:12,611 --> 00:48:15,944 NOW IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES! 1395 00:48:16,010 --> 00:48:20,210 ♪ ♪ 1396 00:48:20,277 --> 00:48:21,277 NEW RULE: THE MAN WHO DISGUISED 1397 00:48:21,344 --> 00:48:24,411 HIMSELF AS A DOG TO SNEAK OUT 1398 00:48:24,477 --> 00:48:26,977 DURING QUARANTINE MUST FIND THE 1399 00:48:27,044 --> 00:48:28,744 MAN WHO DISGUISED HIMSELF AS A 1400 00:48:28,811 --> 00:48:30,244 BUSH TO SPEAK OUT DURING 1401 00:48:30,311 --> 00:48:35,644 QUARANTINE AND PEE ON HIM. 1402 00:48:35,711 --> 00:48:37,044 NEW RULE, EVERYONE MUST 1403 00:48:37,110 --> 00:48:39,010 APOLOGIZE TO, TURNS OUT THEY 1404 00:48:39,077 --> 00:48:39,878 WEREN'T AT ALL, THEY WERE JUST 1405 00:48:39,944 --> 00:48:44,811 WAY AHEAD OF THEIR TIME. 1406 00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:47,210 NEW RULE, AND TILL THIS IS 1407 00:48:47,277 --> 00:48:49,744 OVERCOME A JOE'S CASHIERS HAVE 1408 00:48:49,811 --> 00:48:51,177 TO SKIP THE FRIENDLY CHITCHAT. 1409 00:48:51,244 --> 00:48:54,177 DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU NEED 1410 00:48:54,244 --> 00:48:56,411 TODAY? 1411 00:48:56,477 --> 00:48:57,377 SERIOUSLY? 1412 00:48:57,444 --> 00:48:59,144 YOU'VE BEEN LOOTED BY WHITE 1413 00:48:59,210 --> 00:48:59,844 YUPPIES, I'M WALKING OUT OF HERE 1414 00:48:59,911 --> 00:49:03,444 WITH A BOTTLE OF GERKIN'S AND 1415 00:49:03,511 --> 00:49:04,644 SOME ALMOND BISCOTTI. 1416 00:49:04,711 --> 00:49:07,244 TAKE THAT AS A HINT NOW'S A GOOD 1417 00:49:07,311 --> 00:49:09,511 TIME TO SHUT UP FUCK UP. 1418 00:49:09,577 --> 00:49:11,644 NEW RULE: MARRIED COUPLES WHO 1419 00:49:11,711 --> 00:49:13,511 HAVE SPENT YEARS QUIETLY PITYING 1420 00:49:13,577 --> 00:49:14,678 SINGLE PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THOSE 1421 00:49:14,744 --> 00:49:16,277 OF US WHO DON'T HAVE CHILDREN, 1422 00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:18,944 HAVE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION, 1423 00:49:19,010 --> 00:49:23,977 HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? 1424 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,411 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1425 00:49:25,477 --> 00:49:27,044 I'M ALL FOR RALLYING AROUND THE 1426 00:49:27,110 --> 00:49:28,477 FLAG BUT LET'S NOT RALLY AROUND 1427 00:49:28,544 --> 00:49:31,077 THE GUY WHO MISSED ALL THE 1428 00:49:31,144 --> 00:49:33,577 RED FLAGS. 1429 00:49:33,644 --> 00:49:35,277 AMERICA HAS BEEN SLOW AND 1430 00:49:35,344 --> 00:49:36,110 INEFFICIENT IN RESPONDING TO 1431 00:49:36,177 --> 00:49:38,811 THIS CRISIS AND YET OUR LEADER'S 1432 00:49:38,878 --> 00:49:40,878 RATING IS UP BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT 1433 00:49:40,944 --> 00:49:45,977 WE DO. 1434 00:49:46,044 --> 00:49:47,811 IN TIMES OF CRISIS, OUR LEADERS 1435 00:49:47,878 --> 00:49:49,577 GET A BUMP IN THE POLLS WHETHER 1436 00:49:49,644 --> 00:49:51,878 IT'S JUSTIFIED OR NOT BECAUSE OF 1437 00:49:51,944 --> 00:49:56,811 ACRISIS IS NO TIME TO THINK AND 1438 00:49:56,878 --> 00:49:58,977 RALLYING AROUND THE PRESIDENT IS 1439 00:49:59,044 --> 00:49:59,544 JUST ONE OF THOSE IRRATIONAL 1440 00:49:59,611 --> 00:50:03,344 THINGS WE DO IN A CRISIS, LIKE 1441 00:50:03,411 --> 00:50:06,611 ACCORDING CHARMAN OR PRAYING. 1442 00:50:06,678 --> 00:50:10,277 ESPECIALLY IF THE PRESIDENT SAYS 1443 00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:12,778 HE'S A WARTIME LEADER WHICH THIS 1444 00:50:12,844 --> 00:50:15,177 PRESIDENT SAYS HE IS NOW. 1445 00:50:15,244 --> 00:50:17,544 UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'S A WAR ON 1446 00:50:17,611 --> 00:50:17,811 SCIENCE. 1447 00:50:17,878 --> 00:50:19,611 AMERICANS HAVE MADE THIS MISTAKE 1448 00:50:19,678 --> 00:50:20,377 BEFORE. 1449 00:50:20,444 --> 00:50:23,344 ON SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001 AS 1450 00:50:23,411 --> 00:50:26,177 PRESIDENT BUSH WAS READING "MY 1451 00:50:26,244 --> 00:50:28,377 PET GOAT" TO SCHOOLCHILDREN, AN 1452 00:50:28,444 --> 00:50:29,844 AIDE WHISPERED IN HIS EAR 1453 00:50:29,911 --> 00:50:31,210 AMERICA IS UNDER ATTACK AND HE 1454 00:50:31,277 --> 00:50:32,944 SAT THERE LOOKING LIKE HE FORGOT 1455 00:50:33,010 --> 00:50:35,144 TO TURN OFF THE STOVE. 1456 00:50:35,210 --> 00:50:37,010 HIS RESPONSE WAS "THE ATTACK CAN 1457 00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:38,644 WAIT, LET'S FIND OUT WHAT 1458 00:50:38,711 --> 00:50:41,110 HAPPENED TO THE GOAT." 1459 00:50:41,177 --> 00:50:43,577 AND THEN OF COURSE, BECAUSE 1460 00:50:43,644 --> 00:50:44,144 AMERICA, HIS APPROVAL RATING 1461 00:50:44,210 --> 00:50:47,411 WENT UP. 1462 00:50:47,477 --> 00:50:49,110 AFTER THE ATTACK, MUCH LIKE THE 1463 00:50:49,177 --> 00:50:50,878 TRUMP PEOPLE NOW, THEY SAID WHO 1464 00:50:50,944 --> 00:50:53,977 COULD HAVE IMAGINED THIS? 1465 00:50:54,044 --> 00:50:56,911 IN BOTH CASES, EXPERTS. 1466 00:50:56,977 --> 00:50:58,010 EXPERTS DID. 1467 00:50:58,077 --> 00:50:59,444 BUSH WAS REPEATEDLY WARNED THAT 1468 00:50:59,511 --> 00:51:01,511 AL QAEDA COULD CRASH A PLANE 1469 00:51:01,577 --> 00:51:03,377 INTO THE PENTAGON AND THE FBI 1470 00:51:03,444 --> 00:51:04,577 REPORTED THAT WEIRD HOLY MEN 1471 00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:06,844 WERE TRAINING AT U.S. FLIGHT 1472 00:51:06,911 --> 00:51:08,711 SCHOOLS, PRACTICING THE FLYING 1473 00:51:08,778 --> 00:51:12,911 PART, NO INTE INTEREST IN LANDI. 1474 00:51:12,977 --> 00:51:17,911 THERE WAS THE FAMOUS MEMO 1475 00:51:17,977 --> 00:51:20,311 "BIN LADEN DETERMINED TO STRIKE 1476 00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:21,210 IN THE U.S.." 1477 00:51:21,277 --> 00:51:24,377 VERONICA MARS COULD'VE PUT THIS 1478 00:51:24,444 --> 00:51:25,077 TOGETHER IN 40 MINUTES, AL QAEDA 1479 00:51:25,144 --> 00:51:27,844 DID EVERYTHING BUT SEND HIM AN 1480 00:51:27,911 --> 00:51:28,977 EMAIL "SEPTEMBER 11TH, SAVE THE 1481 00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:31,811 DATE." 1482 00:51:31,878 --> 00:51:32,611 WAS THIS CURRENT CRISIS 1483 00:51:32,678 --> 00:51:33,344 PREVENTABLE? 1484 00:51:33,411 --> 00:51:35,511 NOT ALL OF IT, OF COURSE. 1485 00:51:35,577 --> 00:51:37,377 WE COULD HAVE DONE WHAT 1486 00:51:37,444 --> 00:51:38,911 SOUTH KOREA DID, THEIR NIGHTMARE 1487 00:51:38,977 --> 00:51:41,210 STARTED THE EXACT SAME DAY. 1488 00:51:41,277 --> 00:51:43,177 WHILE TRUMP SHUT UP EXPERTS, 1489 00:51:43,244 --> 00:51:45,811 HAPPY TALK, AND LIED HIS ASS 1490 00:51:45,878 --> 00:51:49,010 OFF, SOUTH KOREA PUT A STRONG 1491 00:51:49,077 --> 00:51:50,411 TESTING PROGRAM IN PLACE, 1492 00:51:50,477 --> 00:51:52,611 TRACING PEOPLE AND THEY HAVE 21 1493 00:51:52,678 --> 00:51:56,411 TIMES FEWER CASES AND 31 TIMES 1494 00:51:56,477 --> 00:51:57,210 FEWER DEATHS. 1495 00:51:57,277 --> 00:51:58,411 THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO A BIG 1496 00:51:58,477 --> 00:51:59,277 LOCK DOWN SO THEIR PETS AREN'T 1497 00:51:59,344 --> 00:52:01,177 LOOKING AT THEM LIKE A DON'T YOU 1498 00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:04,511 HAVE SOME PLACE TO BE? 1499 00:52:04,577 --> 00:52:07,778 IF THIS IS A WAR, TRUMP LOST 1500 00:52:07,844 --> 00:52:08,778 THAT IN JANUARY. 1501 00:52:08,844 --> 00:52:17,944 HE'S NOT FDR OR JFK, HE IS LOL. 1502 00:52:18,010 --> 00:52:19,544 IT'S DISTURBING HE'S GETTING A 1503 00:52:19,611 --> 00:52:22,577 BUMP IN THE POLLS, IT TELLS US 1504 00:52:22,644 --> 00:52:24,644 WE ARE ENTERING INTO RALLY 1505 00:52:24,711 --> 00:52:25,611 AROUND THE LEADER TIME. 1506 00:52:25,678 --> 00:52:29,044 AROUND THE GUY WHO MADE IT WORSE 1507 00:52:29,110 --> 00:52:29,244 WORSE. 1508 00:52:29,311 --> 00:52:30,977 COME ON, TOILET PAPER IS NOW 1509 00:52:31,044 --> 00:52:34,911 MORE VALUABLE THAN THE DOLLAR. 1510 00:52:34,977 --> 00:52:38,210 WE DO HAVE ACTUAL HEROES HERE, 1511 00:52:38,277 --> 00:52:40,377 THEY'RE WORKING IN HOSPITALS, 1512 00:52:40,444 --> 00:52:41,711 DOCTORS ON THE FRONT LINES, 1513 00:52:41,778 --> 00:52:45,844 STOCKERS AT GROCERY STORES AND 1514 00:52:45,911 --> 00:52:49,778 CASHIERS AT WEED DISPENSARIES. 1515 00:52:49,844 --> 00:52:50,344 BUT NOT TRUMP. 1516 00:52:50,411 --> 00:52:53,344 LET'S STOP DOING THIS THING 1517 00:52:53,411 --> 00:52:54,110 WHERE WE DELUDE OURSELVES INTO 1518 00:52:54,177 --> 00:52:55,344 LIE ADVISING SOMEONE JUST 1519 00:52:55,411 --> 00:52:56,344 BECAUSE THEY WERE THERE WHEN THE 1520 00:52:56,411 --> 00:53:00,511 SHIT HIT THE FAN. 1521 00:53:00,577 --> 00:53:02,344 GIULIANI WAS NOT POPULAR IN 1522 00:53:02,411 --> 00:53:03,977 NEW YORK BEFORE 9/11 AND THEN WE 1523 00:53:04,044 --> 00:53:05,311 HAD A CRISIS AND SOON HE WAS 1524 00:53:05,377 --> 00:53:09,344 AMERICA'S MAYOR. 1525 00:53:09,411 --> 00:53:10,344 "NEW YORK MAGAZINE" SAID PEOPLE 1526 00:53:10,411 --> 00:53:13,944 YEARN TO EXPERIENCE HIS 1527 00:53:14,010 --> 00:53:14,244 PRESENCE. 1528 00:53:14,311 --> 00:53:17,744 HIS WIVES, NOT SO MUCH. 1529 00:53:17,811 --> 00:53:20,277 OVER THE LAST TWO DECADES, RUDY 1530 00:53:20,344 --> 00:53:22,678 HAS TRAVELED THE WORLD AS AN 1531 00:53:22,744 --> 00:53:23,277 INTERNATIONAL SECURITY EXPERT 1532 00:53:23,344 --> 00:53:25,144 DESPITE THE FACT THAT HIS BIG 1533 00:53:25,210 --> 00:53:27,144 SECURITY DECISION AS MAYOR WAS 1534 00:53:27,210 --> 00:53:28,711 TO OVERRIDE OBJECTIONS FROM THE 1535 00:53:28,778 --> 00:53:30,444 NYPD AND THE SECRET SERVICE, AND 1536 00:53:30,511 --> 00:53:32,744 PUT THE CITY'S EMERGENCY COMMAND 1537 00:53:32,811 --> 00:53:33,544 CENTER IN THE ONE PLACE IT WAS 1538 00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:35,844 MOST LIKELY TO BE WIPED OUT, IN 1539 00:53:35,911 --> 00:53:36,844 THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AFTER IT 1540 00:53:36,911 --> 00:53:39,744 HAD BEEN BOMBED THE FIRST TIME. 1541 00:53:39,811 --> 00:53:41,711 IT WOULD BE LIKE STATIONING OR 1542 00:53:41,778 --> 00:53:42,311 TORNADO RESPONSE TEAM INSIDE A 1543 00:53:42,377 --> 00:53:46,077 TRAILER PARK. 1544 00:53:46,144 --> 00:53:49,678 THE ROOT PROBLEM WE GOT HERE AS 1545 00:53:49,744 --> 00:53:50,944 REPUBLICANS ARE BETTER AT 1546 00:53:51,010 --> 00:53:53,077 POLITICS AND SO THEY GET ELECTED 1547 00:53:53,144 --> 00:53:54,311 BUT ONCE IN OFFICE, THEY CAN'T 1548 00:53:54,377 --> 00:53:57,344 DO ANYTHING. 1549 00:53:57,411 --> 00:53:59,544 BECAUSE THEIR IDEA OF GOVERNMENT 1550 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:01,277 THIS DISMANTLING GOVERNMENT. 1551 00:54:01,344 --> 00:54:03,711 LET'S ALSO SKIP THE "WE NEED TO 1552 00:54:03,778 --> 00:54:06,110 BE LESS PARTISAN" VIRTUE 1553 00:54:06,177 --> 00:54:07,110 SIGNALING WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS 1554 00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:09,511 REPUBLICANS HAVE A PROUD, PROVEN 1555 00:54:09,577 --> 00:54:11,577 LEGACY OF GOVERNMENT DYSFUNCTION 1556 00:54:11,644 --> 00:54:12,678 SYNDROME. 1557 00:54:12,744 --> 00:54:14,311 YESTERDAY IT WAS BUSH AND 1558 00:54:14,377 --> 00:54:16,744 GIULIANI, TODAY, IT'S TRUMP, 1559 00:54:16,811 --> 00:54:19,110 McCONNELL, AND RON DeSANTIS 1560 00:54:19,177 --> 00:54:20,977 AND WE CAN ONLY BE SAFER WHEN 1561 00:54:21,044 --> 00:54:23,611 EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM IS VOTED 1562 00:54:23,678 --> 00:54:24,678 OUT. 1563 00:54:24,744 --> 00:54:25,944 THAT'S OUR SHOW FROM MY 1564 00:54:26,010 --> 00:54:26,544 BACKYARD! 1565 00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:29,044 I WANT TO THANK OUR GUESTS 1566 00:54:29,110 --> 00:54:30,911 BERNIE SANDERS, ERIC GARCETTI, 1567 00:54:30,977 --> 00:54:32,544 MAX BROOKS, SETH MacFARLANE, 1568 00:54:32,611 --> 00:54:35,311 AND WILLIE NELSON AND I'LL BE -- 1569 00:54:35,377 --> 00:54:37,711 NOWHERE, I'LL BE HERE! 1570 00:54:37,778 --> 00:54:41,344 BUT WE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK. 1571 00:54:41,411 --> 00:54:45,611 THANK YOU FOLKS, GOOD NIGHT! 1572 00:54:45,678 --> 00:54:54,344 ♪ ♪ 1573 00:54:54,411 --> 00:54:55,411 ♪ ♪ 1574 00:55:03,311 --> 00:55:04,411 ♪ (UPTEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) ♪