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>> START THE CLOCK.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: GREAT TO BE BACK!

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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I MISSED YOU TOO.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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WE ARE BACK.

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THANK YOU, IT HAS BEEN A VERY

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LONG EIGHT WEEKS BUT I FINALLY

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FINISHED "THE IRISHMAN."

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[LAUGHTER]

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ROBERT DE NIRO LOOKS GREAT, I

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AGED 40 YEARS.

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WE'VE BEEN ON VACATION FOR TWO

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MONTHS AND WHEN I'M ON VACATION,

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I HAVE TO RECHARGE THE BATTERIES

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IN MY VAPE.

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I WAS FOLLOWING TRUMP ALL WEEK

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AND I'VE JUST GOT TO SAY I NEED

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A VACATION, JUST ONE WEEK.

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WE HAVE AN AMAZING SHOW TO COME

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BACK WITH, NANCY PELOSI IS HERE

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TONIGHT.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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AND ANDREW YANG IS HERE TONIGHT.

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AND OF COURSE HIS SUPPORTERS ARE

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CALLED THE GANG AND BERNIE'S

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SUPPORTERS ARE CALLED THE BERNIE

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BURROUGHS AND TRUMP'S SUPPORTERS

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ARE CALLED RUSSIANS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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SPEAKING OF RUSSIANS, DID YOU

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SEE -- REMEMBER THIS CHARACTER,

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LEV PARNAS, HE LOOKS LIKE THE

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HOOVER DRIVER WHO SAYS TO YOU

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YOU WANT GIRL?

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I GET YOU GIRL!

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[LAUGHTER]

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WOW, DID HE COME OUT OF HIDING

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IN A BIG WAY.

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HE STARTED WITH RACHEL MADDOW,

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SHE DID A GREAT JOB INTERVIEWING

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HIM.

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EVERYTHING HE SAYS HE TOLD THAT

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HE AND RUDY GIULIANI WERE DOING

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IN UKRAINE CAME AT THE DIRECTION

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OF PRESIDENT TRUMP.

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REPUBLICANS ARE SAYING THAT HE'S

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MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING,

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I SAY CHEAP SHOT, LEAVE HIS HAIR

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OUT OF THIS.

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TRUMP OF COURSE DENIES KNOWING

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HIM AND HE ALWAYS DOES THIS.

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SOMEDAY I PROMISE YOU DON JR. IS

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GOING TO GET INDICTED AND TRUMP

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WILL SAY I KNEW HIM VERY

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BRIEFLY, HE WAS MY SON FOR A

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SHORT PERIOD OF TIME, I HAD MY

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PICTURE TAKEN WITH A LOT OF

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PEOPLE.

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THIS IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IS

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HAPPENING, THE REPUBLICANS OF

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COURSE ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO

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KEEP ANY WITNESSES FROM

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TESTIFYING.

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AS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE COMPLETELY

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INNOCENT.

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MITCH McCONNELL SAYS WE WILL

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LEAVE NO STONE TURNED.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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WE KNOW HE IS GOING TO GET

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ACQUITTED, TRIAL?

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PLEASE, WE SHOULDN'T USE THE

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WORD.

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IT'S A FEW MINUTES OF ROTE

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FORMULARY TEAS FOLLOWED BY TRUMP

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GETTING OFF.

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[LAUGHTER]

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OR AS MELANIA CALLS IT, SEX.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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THIS WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING

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TODAY, TRUMP ANNOUNCED SOME OF

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THE PEOPLE ON HIS DREAM TEAM OF

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LAWYERS, DID YOU SEE THIS?

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KEN STARR, THAT KEN STARR.

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THE GUY FOR WHOM THE BLOW JOB

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WAS TOO MUCH.

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HE'S DEFENDING THIS IMPEACHMENT

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GUY AND ALAN DERSHOWITZ WHO HAS

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DEFENDED HARVEY WEINSTEIN, O.J.,

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AND NOW TRUMP.

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TRUMP, WEINSTEIN, AND O.J. --

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FLABBY, GRABBY, AND STABBY.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THE TRIAL WILL BEGIN ON TUESDAY

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AND THIS IS IN THE SENATE WHERE

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THEY TAKE THEIR DECORUM -- THE

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SENATE, VERY SERIOUSLY, NOT

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THOSE ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE.

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WE HAVE DECORUM, THERE'S GOING

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TO BE NO PHONES, NO TALKING SO

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EXPECT A LOT OF TENSION, A LOT

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OF ANGRY GLARES, A LOT OF DIRTY

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LOOKS AND THAT IS JUST BETWEEN

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ELIZABETH WARREN AND

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BERNIE SANDERS.

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[APPLAUSE]

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DID YOU SEE THE DEBATE?

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THAT GOT NASTY.

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THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE AS YOU

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KNOW, ELIZABETH WARREN A COUPLE

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WEEKS AGO PLAYED THE WOMAN CARD

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AND SAID BERNIE AND A PRIVATE

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MEETING SAID A WOMAN CAN'T GET

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ELECTED PRESIDENT AND AT THE

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DEBATE, HE WAS ASKED ABOUT THIS

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AND HE SAID "NO I DIDN'T."

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[LAUGHTER]

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AND HE SAID AND BESIDES THAT THE

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FACT THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT IS

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JUST LIKE A WOMAN.

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[LAUGHTER]

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SO AFTER THE DEBATE,

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ELIZABETH WARREN WENT RIGHT UP

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TO HIM, YOU SAW THIS MOMENT, AND

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HE WENT TO SHAKE HER HAND AND

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SHE SAID "DON'T TOUCH ME!"

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IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE

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MARRIAGE STORY, THIS IS LIKE

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THAT MOVIE AND SEVEN SECONDS.

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SHE'S LIKE YOU CALLED ME A LIAR,

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AND HE'S LIKE WHY ARE YOU

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BRINGING UP OLD SHIT?

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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YOU CALLED ME A LIAR, LET'S NOT

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DO THIS HERE!

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NO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT IN

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FRONT OF THE WHOLE RESTAURANT!

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[LAUGHTER]

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MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

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THAT HAPPENED WAS A NEW BOOK

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CAME OUT BY TWO REPORTERS FROM

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"THE WASHINGTON POST" WHERE

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TRUMP CALLED AMERICA'S TOP

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GENERALS, THE MILITARY PEOPLE

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WHO WE ALWAYS SAY, WE THANK YOU

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FOR YOUR SERVICE -- SAID THEY

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WERE DOPES AND BABIES, SAID THIS

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TO THEIR FACE, IN A MEETING A

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COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.

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SAYING "I WOULDN'T GO TO WAR

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WITH YOU."

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AND THEY WERE LIKE "YEAH, WE

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KNOW, WE WERE IN VIETNAM."

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[APPLAUSE]

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UNENI'M ENDING WITH THAT TO REMD

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YOU THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE

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YEAR, THIS IS 2020, IT'S GOING

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TO HAVE TO HAPPEN, WE

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DESPERATELY NEED TO GET RID OF

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THIS MAN.

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HE NEEDS TO BE REMOVED.

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THERE'S ONLY THREE WAY HE GOES,

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IMPEACHMENT, ELECTION, OR FRIED

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CHICKEN.

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I DON'T HAVE THE FAITH IN THE

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FIRST OR THE THIRD, SO WE ARE

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GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE THAT

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HAPPEN.

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WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW.

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JON MEACHAM, KARA SWISHER AND

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JOE WALSH ARE HERE AND A LITTLE

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LATER WE'LL BE SPEAKING WITH

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DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL

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CANDIDATE: ANDREW YANG.

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BUT FIRST, SHE'S THE

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REPRESENTATIVE FROM SAN

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FRANCISCO WHO'S ALSO THE 52ND

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SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, AND SHE

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JUST FINISHED IMPEACHING THE

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PRESIDENT: NANCY PELOSI.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING

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THIS, NANCY PELOSI.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU SO MUCH

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FOR WAITING UNTIL WE GOT BACK ON

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THE AIR BEFORE YOU STARTED THE

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IMPEACHMENT.

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THANK YOU.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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AND ALSO BEFORE WE FORGET ABOUT

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THAT APPLAUSE, IT WAS ONLY A

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YEAR AGO THAT YOU WERE FIGHTING

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JUST TO BE THE SPEAKER OF THE

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HOUSE.

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WE COULD BE HAVING SPEAKER SETH

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MOULTON RIGHT NOW.

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>> I NEVER REALLY WAS FIGHTING,

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I THOUGHT THE PRESS MADE MORE OF

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IT BUT LET THEM HAVE THEIR FUN.

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>> Bill: YOU ALWAYS HAD IS IN

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THE BAG?

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>> I KNEW WHAT THE OUTCOME WOULD

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BE.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: YOU DID DELAY THIS

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FOR A MONTH AND LET ME REVIEW

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WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS MONTH,

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DECEMBER 20TH, NEW EMAILS

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REVEALED THAT 91 MINUTES AFTER

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THE PERFECT CALL -- PERFECT --

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[LAUGHTER]

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91 MINUTES, THE ORDER WENT OUT

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TO THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE TO

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WITHHOLD THE AID.

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LEV PARNAS CAME FORWARD A COUPLE

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DAYS AGO, HE SAID TRUMP WAS

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PERSONALLY INVOLVED.

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THE GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABILITY

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OFFICE DECLARED TRUMP BROKE THE

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LAW WHEN HE WITHHELD AIDE TO THE

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UKRAINE, JOHN BOLTON ANNOUNCED

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HE WAS WILLING TO TESTIFY.

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THIS WAS ALL HAPPENING DURING

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THE DELAY, MY QUESTION TO YOU IS

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DID YOU KNOW ALL OF THIS WAS

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GOING TO COME ABOUT OR WAS THIS

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JUST A GOOD GUESS BECAUSE

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SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A

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LOT OF EXPERIENCE?

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>> FIRST LET ME CONGRATULATE YOU

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ON YOUR OPENING SHOW.

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>> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> AND I MUST SAY, YOUR OPENING

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WAS, SHALL WE SAY --

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>> Bill: RISQUE?

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>> IT WAS NOT!

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>> Bill: OH.

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[LAUGHTER]

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SORRY I DISAPPOINTED YOU, I WILL

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TRY TO WORK AND SOME PROFANITY

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DURING THE INTERVIEW, I WAS

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CLEANING IT UP FOR YOU.

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>> WE KNEW WE HAD A SOLID CASE

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FOR THE IMPEACHMENT OF THE

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THE FACTS WERE CLEAR, THE

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CONSTITUTION REQUIRED IT AND WE

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WANTED TO MAKE OUR CASE AND GO

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FORWARD SO WE PUT FORTH THE

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ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AND

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VOTED THEM.

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WE KNEW THERE WAS PLENTY OF

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OTHER, SHALL WE SAY, INFORMATION

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TO COME FORWARD BUT IT WASN'T

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NECESSARY TO IMPEACH THE

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PRESIDENT -- IT WOULD'VE BEEN

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FURTHER INCRIMINATING BUT NOT

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NECESSARY AND I DIDN'T WANT TO

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IN ANY WAY WE CAN THE CASE THAT

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HAD THE SUPPORT OF MY CAUCUS AND

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UNDERSTOOD BY THE AMERICAN

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PEOPLE.

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>> Bill: YOU WERE RELUCTANT TO

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DO IT COMPARED TO A LOT OF

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DEMOCRATS, YOU WAITED UNTIL IT

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WAS INEVITABLE WHERE YOU

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COULDN'T TURN AWAY FROM A THING

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LIKE THIS.

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>> HE GAVE US NO CHOICE, THE

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PRESIDENT WAS SELF IMPEACHING

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ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE

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THAT SAID HE WANTED TO BE

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IMPEACHED.

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JUST FOR THE RECORD, BEING

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IMPEACHED IS A BAD THING, RIGHT?

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>> AND YOUR IMPEACHED FOREVER.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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NO MATTER WHAT THE SENATE DOES,

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IT CAN NEVER BE ERASED.

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>> Bill: PRESIDENT TRUMP MAY

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BE ACCIDENTALLY WATCHING THE

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SHOW TONIGHT.

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[LAUGHTER]

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HE'S MADE ME PART OF HIS ACT

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BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAY HE'S NOT

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GOING TO LEAVE EVEN IF HE LOSES.

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HE HAS WOVEN THAT IN BECAUSE

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HE'S A COMEDIAN AND HE DOES HIS

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RALLIES.

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[LAUGHTER]

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YOU COULD TALK TO HIM DIRECTLY.

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>> IF I KNEW THAT THE PRESIDENT

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WAS LISTENING.

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>> Bill: ACCIDENTALLY.

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>> I WOULD WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT

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HE'S IMPEACHED FOREVER AND HE'S

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IMPEACHED FOREVER BECAUSE HE USE

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THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT TO

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TRY TO INFLUENCE A FOREIGN

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COUNTRY FOR HIS PERSONAL AND

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POLITICAL BENEFIT AND IN DOING

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SO HE UNDERMINED OUR NATIONAL

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SECURITY.

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HE WAS DISLOYAL TO HIS L OATH OF

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OFFICE TO PROTECT THE

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CONSTITUTION AND PLACED IN

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JEOPARDY THE INTEGRITY OF OUR

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ELECTION -- HE GAVE US NO

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CHOICE.

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EARLIER ON SOME OF THE CHARGES

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THAT WERE VIOLATIONS OF THE LAW,

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I SAID HE'S NOT WORTH IT.

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ONCE YOU CROSS THAT BRIDGE, IT

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WASN'T A QUESTION OF HIS BEING

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WORTH IT, THE CONSTITUTION WAS

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WORTH IT.

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HE HAD TO BE IMPEACHED.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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YOU BEGAN ABOUT THE TIMING, THE

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VALUE OF THAT, IN THE PERIOD OF

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TIME OVER 70% OF THE AMERICAN

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PEOPLE WANT TO SEE WITNESSES AND

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DOCUMENTS TO COME FORWARD AND

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THAT PLACES A BURDEN ON THOSE

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SENATORS.

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THEY WILL EITHER COME DOWN IN

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FAVOR OF TRANSPARENCY AND

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ACCOUNTABILITY TO THE

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CONSTITUTION OR WE'LL HOLD THEM

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ACCOUNTABLE.

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>> Bill: IT COMES DOWN TO FOUR

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SENATORS, FROM EVERYTHING I'VE

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HEARD -- MAYBE IT'S WRONG --

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THERE ARE REALLY ONLY FOUR WHO

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ARE CONSIDERING IT AND I FEEL

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LIKE WE'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD

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SO MANY TIMES WITH THAT SMALL

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GROUP OF MODERATE REPUBLICANS.

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I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER BETTER

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THAN ANYONE ELSE, THE OBAMACARE

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HEALTH FIGHT WHILE WE WERE

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WAITING AND WAITING FOR LISA

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MURKOWSKI AND SUSAN COLLINS AND

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BRETT KAVANAUGH -- MITT ROMNEY

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AND THERE'S ALWAYS LIKE MAY BE

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THESE MODERATE REPUBLICANS WILL

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COME THROUGH AND ALWAYS IT'S THE

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CHARLIE BROWN FOOTBALL AND THEY

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DON'T.

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WHAT IS YOUR PREDICTION ABOUT

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WHETHER ANYONE WILL COME THROUGH

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AND IF WE WILL HAVE WITNESSES?

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>> IT'S ALL ABOUT PUBLIC

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OPINION, LINCOLN SAID PUBLIC

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SENTIMENT IS EVERYTHING, WITH IT

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YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING, WITHOUT

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IT PRACTICALLY NOTHING.

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THE PUBLIC SENTIMENT IN THESE

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STATES IS VERY CLEARLY IN FAVOR

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OF WITNESSES AND DOCUMENTATION.

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IF THOSE SENATORS DON'T VOTE IN

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FAVOR OF THEM, THERE IS A PRICE

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TO PAY.

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IF MITCH McCONNELL DOESN'T

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ALLOW THEM TO VOTE FOR THAT,

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THAT SAYS SOMETHING AS WELL.

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THEY ARE IN A VERY BAD PLACE BUT

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THE FACT IS THIS IS SO CLEAR AS

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FAR AS DEFENDING THE

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CONSTITUTION, HONORING THE

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FOUNDERS FOR WHAT THAT IS.

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THE EXQUISITE SEPARATION OF

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POWERS IN THE CONSTITUTION WHICH

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MAKES US OVER A PUBLIC -- I

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PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG

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AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT

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STANDS, A REPUBLIC, THAT'S WHAT

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WE ARE, THAT'S WHAT HE'S

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UNDERMINING.

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>> Bill: NOT JUSTICE BEFORE

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UNDERMINING -- MITCH

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McCONNELL.

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YOU HAVE TIPPED RIGHT UP TO THE

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LINE OF BASICALLY CALLING HIM ON

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AMERICAN.

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>> "MOSCOW MITCH."

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: IN A LOT OF WAYS HE

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HAS DONE MORE DAMAGE THAN TRUMP

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HAS, HE'S A STRICT

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CONSTITUTIONALIST WHO CONSTANTLY

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VIOLATES THE CONSTITUTION, MOST

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PROMINENTLY BY NOT ALLOWING

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MERRICK GARLAND, OBAMA'S

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SUPREME COURT TAKE TO EVEN HAVE

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A HEARING.

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>> IF THEY WERE TO WRITE THE

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BOOK ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN AS

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THEY DID ABOUT IMPEACHMENT, IT

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WOULD BE CALLED "ALL THE

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PRESIDENT'S HENCHMEN."

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THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE

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UNITED STATES COME ALL OF THESE

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PEOPLE SURROUNDING THE

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PRESIDENT.

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LET'S TAKE THIS TO A PATRIOTIC

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PLACE, THIS ISN'T ABOUT POLITICS

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AND IT ISN'T ABOUT PARTISANSHIP,

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IT'S ABOUT PATRIOTISM AND OUR

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CONSTITUTION.

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WE DON'T WANT ANY PRESIDENTS

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DEMOCRATIC OR REPUBLICAN, NO

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MATTER WHO SHE OR HE IS TO THINK

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THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS.

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HE HAD TO BE STOPPED BECAUSE HE

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IS AGAIN JEOPARDIZING THE

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INTEGRITY OF THE NEXT ELECTION

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BY BLAMING IT ON THE UKRAINIANS

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AND NOT GIVING ANY

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ACCOUNTABILITY TO THE RUSSIANS.

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>> Bill: YOU ARE A LOT MORE

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GENEROUS IN SPIRIT TO HIM THAN I

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AM.

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>> NOT TO HIM BUT TO THE

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CONSTITUTION.

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I DON'T HATE ANYBODY.

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>> Bill: I KNOW, AND I BELIEVE

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YOU -- I CAN'T GO THERE WITH

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YOU.

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[LAUGHTER]

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HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TOLD MY

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AUDIENCE, I'VE TOLD THEM AND I

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THINK THIS SHOULD BE OUR MANTRA

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ON THE LEFT.

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YOU CAN HATE TRUMPED, YOU CAN'T

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HATE THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIM.

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THAT'S WHERE WE ARE TOO.

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"I'M UNFRIENDING YOU."

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THAT WAY LIES LITERALLY CIVIL

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WAR.

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>> EVEN THE PEOPLE I SERVED

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WITHIN THE CONGRESS, WE HAVE

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VERY LITTLE IN COMMON IN TERMS

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OF OUR ISSUES BUT THE FACT IS I

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RESPECT THE PEOPLE WHO SENT THEM

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TO CONGRESS, I AFFORD THEM THE

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RESPECT THAT THEIR CONSTITUENTS

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DESERVE.

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>> Bill: YOU WERE NEVER A

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SCARY RADICAL BUT THAT IS HOW

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YOU WERE PORTRAYED.

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>> 137,000 ADS DESCRIBING ME

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THAT WAY IN 2008 -- 137,000 ADS.

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SAN FRANCISCO LIBERAL, WHICH I

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PROUDLY AM.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: WHAT I FOUND

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DISTURBING IS VERY OFTEN

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DEMOCRATS DON'T DEFEND YOU.

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>> WE DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT,

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HERE'S WHAT I DO WORRY ABOUT.

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OUR COUNTRY IN ITS GREATNESS CAN

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ABSORB ONE TERM OF THE PRESENT

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OCCUPANT OF THE WHITE HOUSE --

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NOT TWO TERMS.

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WHAT WE HAVE TO DO FROM RIGHT TO

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LEFT IN OUR OWN PARTY IS TO

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ELECT A NEW PRESIDENT OF THE

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UNITED STATES.

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WHOEVER THAT IS, WHOEVER THE

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NOMINEE IS, WE ALMOST EMBRACE

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AND ADVANCE.

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I HAVE TO SAY AS I TRAVEL THE

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COUNTRY, I DO BELIEVE THERE IS

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PLENTY OF COMMON GROUND IN THE

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MAINSTREAM MESSAGE.

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>> Bill: DON'T YOU THINK IT

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SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT THE

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DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND THEIR

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INABILITY TO DO WITH NEXT KEY

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ELECTIONS THAT A LOT OF YOUR

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ACCOMPLISHMENTS, INSTEAD OF

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STANDING SHOULDER TO SHOULDER

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WITH YOU AND A SAYING THIS IS

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THE PERSON WHO SAVED THE COUNTRY

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COUNTRY, HELPED FROM GOING INTO

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A DEPRESSION BY PASSING THE

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STIMULUS, SAVE THE AUTOMOBILE

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INDUSTRY, GOT OBAMACARE PAST,

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YOU ARE KIND OF OUR IRON LADY

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HERE ON THE LEFT.

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[APPLAUSE]

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I FEEL LIKE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

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IS VERY OFTEN THE VICTIM OF

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THEIR OWN PURITY TESTS.

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>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, I'M

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IN THE ARENA, YOU GO IN THERE,

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YOU GO IN AND YOU HAVE TO BE

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READY TO TAKE A PUNCH AND YOU

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HAVE TO BE READY TO THROW A

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PUNCH FOR THE CHILDREN.

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> Bill: I LOVE THE CHILDREN.

524
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:24,044
>> I DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT BUT

525
00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:25,377
WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT FOR

526
00:19:25,444 --> 00:19:27,144
THE CHILDREN IS THE FUTURE OF

527
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:27,511
THIS COUNTRY.

528
00:19:27,577 --> 00:19:30,210
WE HAVE TO HAVE OUR COMMON

529
00:19:30,277 --> 00:19:32,177
GROUND, MAINSTREAM MESSAGE.

530
00:19:32,244 --> 00:19:38,544
IN RECENT ELECTION, WE WON.

531
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,311
DISCIPLINE, FOCUS, COLD-BLOODED

532
00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:42,377
IN TERMS OF JUST WINNING --

533
00:19:42,444 --> 00:19:44,010
>> Bill: GOOD TO HAVE YOUR

534
00:19:44,077 --> 00:19:51,444
COLD-BLOODED SELF ON OUR SIDE.

535
00:19:51,511 --> 00:19:52,977
NANCY PELOSI, EVERYBODY!

536
00:19:53,044 --> 00:19:54,711
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING

537
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,244
US.

538
00:19:57,311 --> 00:19:58,277
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

539
00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:03,444
>> ALEXANDER SAYS HI.

540
00:20:03,511 --> 00:20:07,044
>> Bill: I WANT TO TALK TO HER

541
00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:10,077
HER!

542
00:20:10,144 --> 00:20:14,678
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

543
00:20:14,744 --> 00:20:15,144
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

544
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:15,611
LET'S MEET OUR PANEL.

545
00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:16,144
HE'S THE FORMER REPUBLICAN

546
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,344
CONGRESSMAN FROM ILLINOIS AND A

547
00:20:17,411 --> 00:20:18,811
PRIMARY CHALLENGER TO DONALD

548
00:20:18,878 --> 00:20:19,778
TRUMP FOR THE REPUBLICAN

549
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:20,844
NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT IN

550
00:20:20,911 --> 00:20:27,678
2020: JOE WALSH.

551
00:20:27,744 --> 00:20:28,144
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

552
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:28,744
HE'S A PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING

553
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:29,911
HISTORIAN AND AUTHOR OF THE NEW

554
00:20:29,977 --> 00:20:30,977
YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "THE SOUL

555
00:20:31,044 --> 00:20:32,678
OF AMERICA: THE BATTLE FOR OUR

556
00:20:32,744 --> 00:20:38,711
BETTER ANGELS": JON MEACHAM.

557
00:20:38,778 --> 00:20:39,177
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

558
00:20:39,244 --> 00:20:39,944
SHE'S EDITOR-AT-LARGE AT RECODE

559
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,144
AND A COLUMNIST FOR THE NEW YORK

560
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:46,010
TIMES: KARA SWISHER.

561
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:46,477
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

562
00:20:46,544 --> 00:20:47,077
DON'T FORGET TO SEND US YOUR

563
00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:48,044
QUESTIONS FOR TONIGHT'S

564
00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:49,311
"OVERTIME" SO WE CAN ANSWER THEM

565
00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:56,244
AFTER THE SHOW ON YOUTUBE.

566
00:20:56,311 --> 00:20:58,110
SO LET'S TALK ABOUT IMPEACHMENT,

567
00:20:58,177 --> 00:21:00,044
HISTORICAL -- IT'S BAD FOR THE

568
00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:01,110
COUNTRY BUT AS A HISTORIAN, YOU

569
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,311
MUST BE TINGLY ABOUT IT.

570
00:21:03,377 --> 00:21:09,344
>> IT'S DORK PORN.

571
00:21:09,411 --> 00:21:14,110
IT REALLY IS, IF C-SPAN WERE

572
00:21:14,177 --> 00:21:16,044
PAY-PER-VIEW.

573
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,911
WE'VE ONLY DONE THIS THREE

574
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,878
TIMES, AND 240 YEARS.

575
00:21:20,944 --> 00:21:22,277
>> Bill: THERE IS PRECEDENT

576
00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:24,244
BUT I READ 15 TIMES OVERALL AND

577
00:21:24,311 --> 00:21:25,044
ALL HAD WITNESSES.

578
00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:26,944
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE MIGHT

579
00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:29,377
NOT HAVE WITNESSES.

580
00:21:29,444 --> 00:21:30,911
>> THE CHIEF JUSTICES ARE

581
00:21:30,977 --> 00:21:33,110
WATCHING THIS, THE CHIEF JUSTICE

582
00:21:33,177 --> 00:21:38,244
IN THE JOHNSON IMPEACHMENT VOTED

583
00:21:38,311 --> 00:21:39,010
A COUPLE OF TIMES TO BREAK A

584
00:21:39,077 --> 00:21:40,444
TIE.

585
00:21:40,511 --> 00:21:42,678
IT'S THE ULTIMATE SANCTION, THE

586
00:21:42,744 --> 00:21:45,678
KEY WAS DIVIDED SOVEREIGNTY.

587
00:21:45,744 --> 00:21:47,411
THE FOUNDERS HAD A PESSIMISTIC

588
00:21:47,511 --> 00:21:49,010
VIEW OF HUMAN NATURE, WE HAVE

589
00:21:49,077 --> 00:21:51,210
DONE EVERYTHING WE CAN TO PROVE

590
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,210
THEM RIGHT.

591
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:55,811
YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON AMERICA

592
00:21:55,878 --> 00:21:57,844
TO DO THE RIGHT THING ONCE IT

593
00:21:57,911 --> 00:21:59,711
HAS EXHAUSTED EVERY OTHER

594
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:00,010
POSSIBILITY.

595
00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:02,344
THE IDEA IS MAKE IT REALLY HARD

596
00:22:02,411 --> 00:22:04,110
TO DO SOMETHING AND IMPEACHMENT

597
00:22:04,177 --> 00:22:04,878
COMES OUT OF THE ENGLISH COMMON

598
00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:07,911
LAW, VERY HARD TO DO.

599
00:22:07,977 --> 00:22:10,344
I SUSPECT WITH THESE LAWYERS

600
00:22:10,411 --> 00:22:11,644
TODAY AT LEAST ONE OF WHOM

601
00:22:11,711 --> 00:22:13,344
REPRESENTED O.J., WE MAY BE

602
00:22:13,411 --> 00:22:15,678
SEEING THIS AGAIN -- HE'S GUILTY

603
00:22:15,744 --> 00:22:19,077
BUT HE'S GOING TO WALK.

604
00:22:19,144 --> 00:22:19,544
THAT'S POSSIBLE HERE.

605
00:22:19,611 --> 00:22:21,778
>> Bill: POSSIBLE?

606
00:22:21,844 --> 00:22:26,077
IS DEFINITELY GOING TO WALK.

607
00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:26,611
WHAT?

608
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,811
THERE'S SOMEONE ON THIS PANEL OR

609
00:22:28,878 --> 00:22:30,477
IN THIS WORLD WHO THINKS --

610
00:22:30,544 --> 00:22:30,778
>> POSSIBLY.

611
00:22:30,844 --> 00:22:33,878
>> Bill: TRUMP COULD GET

612
00:22:33,944 --> 00:22:34,144
CONVICTED?

613
00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:38,311
>> I THINK SO.

614
00:22:38,377 --> 00:22:39,744
>> Bill: THEY WON'T ALLOW

615
00:22:39,811 --> 00:22:40,778
WITNESSES.

616
00:22:40,844 --> 00:22:44,878
>> ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

617
00:22:44,944 --> 00:22:46,144
>> Bill: I SMOKE AFTER THE

618
00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:48,511
SHOW.

619
00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:49,711
[LAUGHTER]

620
00:22:49,778 --> 00:22:52,377
>> HE'S BEEN DOING DORK PORN ALL

621
00:22:52,444 --> 00:22:52,544
DAY.

622
00:22:52,611 --> 00:22:53,911
>> Bill: THIS IS A BOMBSHELL

623
00:22:53,977 --> 00:22:55,678
TO MAKE HIM A WALK ME THROUGH

624
00:22:55,744 --> 00:22:56,977
THIS WHERE THE REPUBLICANS WHO

625
00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,778
HAVE NEVER TURNED ON HIM, WE

626
00:22:58,844 --> 00:22:59,977
DON'T KNOW WHY, THOSE ARE GOOD

627
00:23:00,044 --> 00:23:03,744
QUESTIONS TO ASK -- WHY -- WHAT

628
00:23:03,811 --> 00:23:04,944
KNOWLEDGE DO YOU HAVE?

629
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,878
>> WE KNOW THAT MOST OF MY

630
00:23:07,944 --> 00:23:08,644
FORMER REPUBLICAN COLLEAGUES IN

631
00:23:08,711 --> 00:23:10,744
THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE, THEY

632
00:23:10,811 --> 00:23:11,511
CAN'T STAND HIM.

633
00:23:11,577 --> 00:23:13,411
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT THIS GUY

634
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,177
DID COME EVERYBODY KNOWS HE DID

635
00:23:15,244 --> 00:23:15,377
WRONG.

636
00:23:15,444 --> 00:23:17,077
>> Bill: THAT'S NOT HOW THEY

637
00:23:17,144 --> 00:23:17,377
ARE VOTING.

638
00:23:17,444 --> 00:23:19,911
>> I THINK THERE WILL BE ENOUGH

639
00:23:19,977 --> 00:23:21,377
REPUBLICANS WILL MAYBE DEMAND A

640
00:23:21,444 --> 00:23:26,344
FAIR TRIAL, HERE FROM LEV PARNAS

641
00:23:26,411 --> 00:23:26,577
PARNAS.

642
00:23:26,644 --> 00:23:27,544
IT'S UP TO THE VOTERS COME UP TO

643
00:23:27,611 --> 00:23:29,444
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO GET INTO

644
00:23:29,511 --> 00:23:35,210
THE SENATOR'S FACES AND SAY, PUT

645
00:23:35,277 --> 00:23:37,544
COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY, I THINK

646
00:23:37,611 --> 00:23:38,511
THERE MIGHT BE ENOUGH PRESSURE.

647
00:23:38,577 --> 00:23:39,878
>> Bill: WE ARE GOING TO CUT

648
00:23:39,944 --> 00:23:41,678
THIS OUT OF THE SHOW.

649
00:23:41,744 --> 00:23:43,878
AND WE ARE LIVE, THAT'S HOW I

650
00:23:43,977 --> 00:23:44,911
MUCH I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

651
00:23:44,977 --> 00:23:46,744
I THINK IT'S FUNNY THEY ARE SO

652
00:23:46,811 --> 00:23:48,844
AFRAID TO HEAR FROM JOHN BOLTON,

653
00:23:48,911 --> 00:23:50,044
LIFELONG REPUBLICAN HACK BUT

654
00:23:50,110 --> 00:23:53,077
THEY CAN'T EVEN HEAR FROM HIM.

655
00:23:53,144 --> 00:23:57,144
HOW ABOUT THIS QUESTION -- COULD

656
00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:59,110
BACKFIRE?

657
00:23:59,177 --> 00:24:01,077
BECAUSE THEN DOESN'T TRUMP GET

658
00:24:01,144 --> 00:24:03,377
THE CALL BIDEN AND HIS

659
00:24:03,444 --> 00:24:07,044
NE'ER-DO-WELL SON?

660
00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:09,811
>> IT COULD BE ONE AND ONE BUT

661
00:24:09,878 --> 00:24:12,644
THERE COULD BE PEOPLE WHO YOU

662
00:24:12,711 --> 00:24:14,311
COULD SAY ARE PERTINENT TO THE

663
00:24:14,377 --> 00:24:14,644
INVESTIGATION.

664
00:24:14,711 --> 00:24:16,277
>> Bill: BIDEN NEEDS A BETTER

665
00:24:16,344 --> 00:24:18,511
ANSWER ABOUT HIS SON THAN "I CAN

666
00:24:18,577 --> 00:24:21,977
DO MORE PUSH-UPS THAN YOU" AND

667
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,277
"I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU UP."

668
00:24:24,344 --> 00:24:26,544
>> HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO ADDRESS

669
00:24:26,611 --> 00:24:27,611
IT DURING THE GENERAL CAMPAIGN.

670
00:24:27,678 --> 00:24:30,477
>> Bill: I REMEMBER 2004 WITH

671
00:24:30,544 --> 00:24:32,911
JOHN KERRY, WAR HERO AND THEY

672
00:24:32,977 --> 00:24:35,778
TURNED HIM INTO THE WAR CRIMINAL

673
00:24:35,844 --> 00:24:37,944
AND BUSH THE DRAFT DODGER INTO

674
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:38,977
THE WAR HERO.

675
00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:42,911
IF THIS GETS TO A TRIAL AND THEY

676
00:24:42,977 --> 00:24:45,544
CALLED BIDEN AND HIS SON, BIDEN

677
00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:47,611
AND HIS SON AND UKRAINE WILL BE

678
00:24:47,678 --> 00:24:48,311
THE BIGGER SCANDAL.

679
00:24:48,377 --> 00:24:51,544
>> I THINK THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

680
00:24:51,611 --> 00:24:52,411
WILL SEE THROUGH THAT.

681
00:24:52,477 --> 00:24:55,844
>> Bill: OH, JESUS.

682
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,977
[LAUGHTER]

683
00:24:58,044 --> 00:25:03,110
>> 137,000 ADS, WHAT THEY DO IS

684
00:25:03,177 --> 00:25:04,344
THEY FLOOD THE ZONE WITH ADS AND

685
00:25:04,411 --> 00:25:05,744
THEY WILL DO THAT HERE AND THEY

686
00:25:05,811 --> 00:25:07,377
WILL KEEP REPEATING AND

687
00:25:07,444 --> 00:25:08,411
REPEATING THE MESSAGE.

688
00:25:08,477 --> 00:25:11,778
>> BUT IT'S NOT HELPING TRUMP.

689
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,711
HE'S GOT HIS BASE OF SUPPORT

690
00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:15,177
THAT WILL NEVER LEAVE HIM, HE'S

691
00:25:15,244 --> 00:25:17,010
NOT GAINING VOTES BEYOND THAT

692
00:25:17,077 --> 00:25:17,811
ESPECIALLY ON IMPEACHMENT.

693
00:25:17,878 --> 00:25:19,411
>> I THINK IT WORKS MUCH BETTER

694
00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:23,377
THAN YOU THINK.

695
00:25:23,444 --> 00:25:24,844
>> THE REAL CONVICTION AND

696
00:25:24,911 --> 00:25:27,611
REMOVAL WILL HAVE TO HAPPEN IN

697
00:25:27,678 --> 00:25:28,711
NOVEMBER.

698
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,678
THE ARGUMENT HERE HAS TO BE THAT

699
00:25:30,744 --> 00:25:32,878
YOU FIND THE PERCENTAGE OF

700
00:25:32,944 --> 00:25:35,444
VOTERS, COLD-BLOODED LEE AS THE

701
00:25:35,511 --> 00:25:36,711
SPEAKER JUST SAID AND CONVINCE

702
00:25:36,778 --> 00:25:39,044
THEM WE HAVE HAD OUR FUN, IT'S

703
00:25:39,110 --> 00:25:41,678
ALWAYS FUNNY UNTIL SOMEBODY GETS

704
00:25:41,744 --> 00:25:44,177
AND I PUT OUT, WE HAVE BEEN SHOT

705
00:25:44,244 --> 00:25:46,444
BY THE BB GUN NOW.

706
00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:48,811
IT WAS RUSSIAN-MADE.

707
00:25:48,878 --> 00:25:49,077
[LAUGHTER]

708
00:25:49,144 --> 00:25:51,377
[APPLAUSE]

709
00:25:51,444 --> 00:25:54,044
THE FUN IS OVER AND WE'VE GOT TO

710
00:25:54,110 --> 00:25:55,511
GET BACK -- AND THAT IS THE

711
00:25:55,577 --> 00:25:58,577
BIDEN CASE.

712
00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:00,878
HIS CASE IS I'M AN OXYGEN TANK,

713
00:26:00,944 --> 00:26:04,377
BUT THE COUNTRY AN END WILL TAKE

714
00:26:04,444 --> 00:26:05,577
CARE OF IT FOR FOUR YEARS.

715
00:26:05,644 --> 00:26:07,277
>> Bill: HE LOOKS BAD AT THE

716
00:26:07,344 --> 00:26:08,144
DEBATES.

717
00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:13,911
>> NO AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE MATTERS

718
00:26:13,977 --> 00:26:15,977
MATTERS, THIS LEV PARNAS THING

719
00:26:16,044 --> 00:26:17,678
JUST HAPPENED AND I'M THINKING

720
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:18,944
OF RUDY GIULIANI --

721
00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:19,577
>> Bill: HE'S NOT CREDIBLE.

722
00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:22,544
>> NONE OF THEM ARE CREDIBLE.

723
00:26:22,611 --> 00:26:25,477
>> WHAT HE SAID HAS JIBED WITH

724
00:26:25,544 --> 00:26:26,577
WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE SAID THAT.

725
00:26:26,644 --> 00:26:30,077
THIS BE WHEN HE NOTE TO HIMSELF

726
00:26:30,144 --> 00:26:39,377
THAT SAID "GET ZELENSKY AND TO

727
00:26:39,444 --> 00:26:41,811
ANNOUNCE THE BIDEN CASE WILL BE

728
00:26:41,878 --> 00:26:42,244
INVESTIGATED."

729
00:26:42,311 --> 00:26:43,110
TO HIMSELF!

730
00:26:43,177 --> 00:26:46,744
IT'S LIKE A BANK ROBBER WRITING

731
00:26:46,811 --> 00:26:49,311
A NOTE "REMEMBER TO ROB A BANK."

732
00:26:49,377 --> 00:26:51,977
>> YOU HAVE THE RUDY GIULIANI

733
00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:55,477
STUFF, HE IS LIKE THE STD OF

734
00:26:55,544 --> 00:26:57,977
DIGITAL.

735
00:26:58,044 --> 00:26:59,844
[LAUGHTER]

736
00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:01,911
HE IS CONSTANTLY LEAVING

737
00:27:01,977 --> 00:27:04,311
PROBLEMS.

738
00:27:04,377 --> 00:27:07,444
>> Bill: LET ME ASK ABOUT THE

739
00:27:07,511 --> 00:27:09,144
DEBATE AND THE BROUHAHA I

740
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:09,778
MENTIONED IN THE MONOLOGUE, IS

741
00:27:09,844 --> 00:27:12,744
IT WRONG JUST TO ASK THIS

742
00:27:12,811 --> 00:27:13,177
QUESTION?

743
00:27:13,244 --> 00:27:16,110
IT'S NOT THAT BERNIE SANDERS,

744
00:27:16,177 --> 00:27:17,377
WHATEVER HE SAID, SHE'S NOT

745
00:27:17,444 --> 00:27:19,944
CLAIMING THAT HE SAID A WOMAN

746
00:27:20,010 --> 00:27:21,611
SHOULDN'T BE PRESIDENT, JUST

747
00:27:21,678 --> 00:27:22,844
THAT A WOMAN COULDN'T.

748
00:27:22,911 --> 00:27:25,244
AND WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD THESE

749
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,344
DISCUSSIONS, WERE NOT TAPPING

750
00:27:27,411 --> 00:27:30,177
NOW -- THE MOST QUALIFIED PERSON

751
00:27:30,210 --> 00:27:30,911
EVER HILLARY CLINTON LOST TO THE

752
00:27:30,977 --> 00:27:36,044
RACIST TELETUBBIES IN THE LAST

753
00:27:36,110 --> 00:27:40,611
ONE.

754
00:27:40,678 --> 00:27:41,778
[LAUGHTER]

755
00:27:41,844 --> 00:27:44,244
IT SEEMS LIKE THE SAME PEOPLE

756
00:27:44,311 --> 00:27:46,411
WERE SAYING HILLARY CLINTON LOST

757
00:27:46,477 --> 00:27:48,010
BECAUSE OF SEXISM ARE SAYING HOW

758
00:27:48,077 --> 00:27:51,977
DARE YOU SAY A WOMAN COULDN'T BE

759
00:27:52,044 --> 00:27:52,210
ELECTED.

760
00:27:52,277 --> 00:27:54,611
>> ELIZABETH WARREN BROUGHT IT

761
00:27:54,711 --> 00:27:54,944
UP HERSELF.

762
00:27:55,010 --> 00:27:56,110
>> Bill: SHE PLAYED THE WOMAN

763
00:27:56,177 --> 00:27:58,344
CARD TO.

764
00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:02,711
>> I DON'T LIKE THE CARD --

765
00:28:02,778 --> 00:28:05,577
WHAT'S A MAN CARD?

766
00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:07,911
SHE HAD TO SAY IT OUT LOUD TO.

767
00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,411
>> Bill: TO SAVE HER CAMPAIGN.

768
00:28:09,477 --> 00:28:10,878
IT WAS NOT AN ISSUE THAT NEEDED

769
00:28:10,944 --> 00:28:13,544
TO BE BROUGHT UP, WE ARE SINKING

770
00:28:13,611 --> 00:28:16,377
IN THE POLLS, THIS IS WHAT

771
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:17,811
POLITICIANS DO WHEN THEY ARE ON

772
00:28:17,878 --> 00:28:20,977
THE TRAIL FOR A YEAR.

773
00:28:21,044 --> 00:28:22,277
SHE WAS RISING, SHE WAS GOING TO

774
00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:25,177
BE THE ONE, REMEMBER BUSH IN

775
00:28:25,244 --> 00:28:27,344
2,000 BROUGHT OUT BLACK BABIES

776
00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:28,678
WITH JOHN McCAIN -- HE'S LIKE

777
00:28:28,711 --> 00:28:30,444
I'M LOSING THIS THING, BLACK

778
00:28:30,511 --> 00:28:31,644
BABIES, THAT'S ALL I WANT TO

779
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:33,611
HEAR ABOUT HIS BLACK BABIES AND

780
00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:34,811
THEY BROUGHT THAT OUT.

781
00:28:34,878 --> 00:28:36,444
>> IT DEPENDS ON THE CANDIDATE,

782
00:28:36,511 --> 00:28:39,511
IT DEPENDS ON THE WOMAN, I'M A

783
00:28:39,577 --> 00:28:40,477
CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN,

784
00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:41,477
NANCY PELOSI IS A ROCK STAR.

785
00:28:41,544 --> 00:28:42,844
I WOULD PUT HER IN THE

786
00:28:42,911 --> 00:28:47,044
WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

787
00:28:47,110 --> 00:28:52,177
JE[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

788
00:28:52,244 --> 00:28:53,377
THE WAY THAT WOMAN AGAINST TRUMP

789
00:28:53,444 --> 00:28:56,778
HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY DEFENDED THE

790
00:28:56,844 --> 00:28:57,811
CONSTITUTION, I WOULD WANT HER

791
00:28:57,878 --> 00:29:03,044
IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THAT'S IT.

792
00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:04,244
>> Bill: CONSIDERING THREE

793
00:29:04,311 --> 00:29:05,944
YEARS AGO YOU WERE SAYING IF

794
00:29:06,010 --> 00:29:07,411
TRUMP DIDN'T GET ELECTED YOU ARE

795
00:29:07,477 --> 00:29:09,477
GOING TO GET A MUSKET.

796
00:29:09,544 --> 00:29:12,210
>> IF NANCY PELOSI DOESN'T GET

797
00:29:12,277 --> 00:29:12,911
ELECTED --

798
00:29:12,977 --> 00:29:19,311
>> HE'S MOVING TO MY HOUSE.

799
00:29:19,377 --> 00:29:19,911
WILL UNCH DORK PORN TOGETHER,

800
00:29:19,977 --> 00:29:24,010
IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.

801
00:29:24,077 --> 00:29:25,811
WE ARE MARRYING A GOAT, THAT'S

802
00:29:25,878 --> 00:29:27,010
WHAT WE DO NOW.

803
00:29:27,077 --> 00:29:33,010
>> Bill: A THROUPLE?

804
00:29:33,077 --> 00:29:36,444
>> SEXY, SEXY WHAT'S HAPPENING

805
00:29:36,511 --> 00:29:37,444
HERE.

806
00:29:37,511 --> 00:29:37,711
[LAUGHTER]

807
00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:44,077
YOU STARTED IT.

808
00:29:44,144 --> 00:29:46,477
>> BILL, GRAB THIS PANEL.

809
00:29:46,544 --> 00:29:47,711
>> Bill: WHILE WE WERE OFF,

810
00:29:47,778 --> 00:29:50,110
TRUMP DID IT DRONE STRIKE

811
00:29:50,177 --> 00:29:53,911
AGAINST THIS GUY SOLEIMANI, PART

812
00:29:53,977 --> 00:29:55,244
OF THE BROUHAHA IS HE SAID HE

813
00:29:55,311 --> 00:29:56,044
WAS GOING TO ATTACK THEIR

814
00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:59,411
CULTURAL SITES.

815
00:29:59,477 --> 00:30:01,577
A RAN HIS ANCIENT PERSIA, THEIR

816
00:30:01,644 --> 00:30:03,977
CULTURAL SITES ARE PRETTY

817
00:30:04,044 --> 00:30:04,210
AWESOME.

818
00:30:04,277 --> 00:30:05,411
EVERY REACTION CAUSES A

819
00:30:05,477 --> 00:30:06,944
REACTION, NOW WE HAVE TO WORRY

820
00:30:07,010 --> 00:30:08,678
ABOUT OUR CULTURAL SITES, OUR

821
00:30:08,744 --> 00:30:10,944
CULTURAL SITES ARE LIKE

822
00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,811
GRACELAND AND WE HAVE THE

823
00:30:12,878 --> 00:30:17,911
FOUNTAIN AT THE BELLAGIO.

824
00:30:17,977 --> 00:30:19,177
[LAUGHTER]

825
00:30:19,210 --> 00:30:21,644
WE HAVE THE ROCKY STATUE.

826
00:30:21,711 --> 00:30:23,844
OURS ARE NOT AS IMPRESSIVE BUT

827
00:30:23,911 --> 00:30:26,711
SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT.

828
00:30:26,778 --> 00:30:27,744
WINONA MISSISSIPPI HAS THE

829
00:30:27,811 --> 00:30:31,444
INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF MUD FLAPS

830
00:30:31,511 --> 00:30:31,977
MUD FLAPS.

831
00:30:32,044 --> 00:30:35,411
IN OHIO THERE IS THE TOMB

832
00:30:35,477 --> 00:30:36,144
THE UNKNOWN AMPHETAMINE-ADDICTED

833
00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:41,511
LONG-HAUL TRUCKER.

834
00:30:41,577 --> 00:30:43,577
OF [LAUGHTER]

835
00:30:43,644 --> 00:30:46,544
IN MY HOME STATE.

836
00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:47,644
BELMAR ROCK, ON THE JERSEY SHORE

837
00:30:47,711 --> 00:30:48,744
-- THIS IS THE SIGHT WHERE THE

838
00:30:48,811 --> 00:30:51,377
GUIDOS FIRST LANDED IN AMERICA.

839
00:30:51,444 --> 00:30:53,477
IN NEVADA - THERE'S AREA 52,

840
00:30:53,544 --> 00:30:55,077
WHERE THE PENTAGON IS SAID TO BE

841
00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:55,711
HIDING EVIDENCE OF THE EXISTENCE

842
00:30:55,778 --> 00:31:00,644
OF MODERATE REPUBLICANS.

843
00:31:00,711 --> 00:31:02,977
[LAUGHTER]

844
00:31:03,044 --> 00:31:04,077
IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

845
00:31:04,144 --> 00:31:05,044
THE WALL OF HUNTERS SHOT BY

846
00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:09,811
OTHER HUNTERS.

847
00:31:09,878 --> 00:31:10,077
[LAUGHTER]

848
00:31:10,144 --> 00:31:11,077
[APPLAUSE]

849
00:31:11,144 --> 00:31:11,811
IN MISSISSIPPI, THERE'S THE

850
00:31:11,878 --> 00:31:12,644
HIGHWAY THAT GAVE US THE

851
00:31:12,711 --> 00:31:13,644
ROADKILL WHICH BECAME DONALD

852
00:31:13,711 --> 00:31:19,077
TRUMP'S HAIR.

853
00:31:19,144 --> 00:31:22,377
JERRY MACK LET'S BRING OUT

854
00:31:22,444 --> 00:31:22,611
ANDREW!

855
00:31:22,678 --> 00:31:23,210
HE'S A 2020 DEMOCRATIC

856
00:31:23,277 --> 00:31:23,744
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND

857
00:31:23,811 --> 00:31:24,844
AUTHOR OF "THE WAR ON NORMAL

858
00:31:24,911 --> 00:31:25,344
PEOPLE: THE TRUTH ABOUT

859
00:31:25,411 --> 00:31:26,144
AMERICA'S DISAPPEARING JOBS AND

860
00:31:26,210 --> 00:31:27,411
WHY UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME IS

861
00:31:27,477 --> 00:31:37,744
OUR FUTURE": ANDREW YANG.

862
00:31:37,811 --> 00:31:41,477
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

863
00:31:41,544 --> 00:31:45,511
WAIT A SECOND.

864
00:31:45,577 --> 00:31:51,844
>> THANK YOU >> Bill: I SAW AS

865
00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:53,144
YOU WERE COMING OUT YOU WERE

866
00:31:53,210 --> 00:31:55,377
DOING THIS -- IS THAT A SHOT AT

867
00:31:55,444 --> 00:31:58,110
BIDEN AND BERNIE, IT'S A SUBTLE

868
00:31:58,177 --> 00:32:01,711
WAY OF REMINDING EVERYONE.

869
00:32:01,778 --> 00:32:03,411
>> YOUR AUDIENCE CAN TELL YOU HE

870
00:32:03,477 --> 00:32:05,210
KEEPS THE STUDIO A LITTLE BIT

871
00:32:05,277 --> 00:32:08,711
CHILLY, AM I RIGHT?

872
00:32:08,778 --> 00:32:10,744
>> Bill: I MISSED YOU AT THE

873
00:32:10,811 --> 00:32:10,977
DEBATE.

874
00:32:11,044 --> 00:32:14,744
>> YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE.

875
00:32:14,811 --> 00:32:16,511
>> Bill: YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT

876
00:32:16,577 --> 00:32:17,977
VOICE AND ONE THAT NEEDS TO BE

877
00:32:18,044 --> 00:32:19,010
HEARD.

878
00:32:19,077 --> 00:32:20,477
YOU ARE THE LEAST TRUMP OBSESSED

879
00:32:20,544 --> 00:32:21,511
OF ALL THE CANDIDATES.

880
00:32:21,577 --> 00:32:23,411
YOU SAID IF YOU TURNED ON CABLE

881
00:32:23,477 --> 00:32:24,611
NETWORK NEWS TODAY YOU WOULD

882
00:32:24,678 --> 00:32:26,477
THINK HE'S OUR PRESIDENT BECAUSE

883
00:32:26,544 --> 00:32:29,544
OF SOME COMBINATION OF RUSSIA,

884
00:32:29,611 --> 00:32:30,844
RACISM, FACEBOOK, HILLARY, AND

885
00:32:30,911 --> 00:32:31,244
EMAILS.

886
00:32:31,311 --> 00:32:34,110
SOME OF THAT IS TRUE BUT YOU'RE

887
00:32:34,177 --> 00:32:35,411
SAYING IT'S OTHER THINGS AND I

888
00:32:35,477 --> 00:32:37,944
WOULD AGREE.

889
00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:40,010
>> I'M HEADING FROM HERE TO IOWA

890
00:32:40,077 --> 00:32:42,977
AND WE BLASTED AWAY 40,000

891
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,077
MANUFACTURING JOBS IN THAT

892
00:32:44,144 --> 00:32:44,411
STATE.

893
00:32:44,477 --> 00:32:46,577
WHEN YOU GO TO THOSE TOWNS, THE

894
00:32:46,644 --> 00:32:47,277
SHOPPING CENTER CLOSED, PEOPLE

895
00:32:47,344 --> 00:32:50,110
STARTED TO LEAVE.

896
00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:52,144
THE SCHOOL SHRANK AND IT HAS

897
00:32:52,210 --> 00:32:52,577
NEVER RECOVERED.

898
00:32:52,644 --> 00:32:54,778
THAT IS A STORY THAT HAS PLAYED

899
00:32:54,878 --> 00:32:58,210
OUT IN OHIO, MICHIGAN, WESTERN

900
00:32:58,277 --> 00:32:59,177
PENNSYLVANIA, WISCONSIN.

901
00:32:59,244 --> 00:33:00,711
THAT'S WHY TRUMP WON ALL OF

902
00:33:00,778 --> 00:33:03,077
THOSE KEY STATES AND WHAT WE DID

903
00:33:03,144 --> 00:33:03,844
TO THOSE MANUFACTURING JOBS WE

904
00:33:03,911 --> 00:33:06,177
ARE NOW DOING TO RETAIL JOBS,

905
00:33:06,244 --> 00:33:09,110
CALL CENTER JOBS, 30% OF MALLS

906
00:33:09,177 --> 00:33:10,311
AND STORES ARE CLOSING BECAUSE

907
00:33:10,377 --> 00:33:12,210
AMAZON IS CLOSING THEM AND THEY

908
00:33:12,277 --> 00:33:13,977
ARE PAYING ZERO IN TAXES.

909
00:33:14,044 --> 00:33:15,277
THESE ARE PROBLEMS THAT PEOPLE

910
00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:16,444
IN IOWA FEEL EVERY SINGLE DAY

911
00:33:16,511 --> 00:33:19,611
AND WHEN I TALK TO VOTERS, THEY

912
00:33:19,678 --> 00:33:21,377
DON'T OBSESS ABOUT IMPEACHMENT

913
00:33:21,444 --> 00:33:23,577
THE SAME WAY THE FOLKS IN THE

914
00:33:23,644 --> 00:33:24,110
MEDIA DO.

915
00:33:24,177 --> 00:33:25,010
>> Bill: AMERICA STILL MAKES

916
00:33:25,077 --> 00:33:25,977
STUFF IT'S JUST THAT IT'S ROBOTS

917
00:33:26,044 --> 00:33:28,744
DOING IT, I THINK I READ IN YOUR

918
00:33:28,811 --> 00:33:31,110
ARTICLE SOMETHING LIKE 88% OF

919
00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:34,444
FACTORY JOBS THAT WERE LOST FROM

920
00:33:34,511 --> 00:33:35,711
2,000 TO 2010 WERE LOST TO

921
00:33:35,778 --> 00:33:37,811
AUTOMATION -- THAT IS THE ISSUE

922
00:33:37,878 --> 00:33:38,044
FOR YOU.

923
00:33:38,110 --> 00:33:39,977
>> WHEN YOU GO TO A FACTORY IN

924
00:33:40,044 --> 00:33:41,644
THE MIDWEST YOU DON'T SEE

925
00:33:41,711 --> 00:33:43,177
WALL-TO-WALL IMMIGRANTS, YOU SEE

926
00:33:43,244 --> 00:34:12,944
WALL-TO-WALL MACHINES.

927
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:13,544
TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU DO NEED

928
00:34:13,611 --> 00:34:14,177
MORE MANUFACTURING WORKERS WHICH

929
00:34:14,244 --> 00:34:14,811
YOU DO, THEY TEND TO BE EDUCATED

930
00:34:14,878 --> 00:34:15,477
TECHNICIANS, PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD

931
00:34:15,544 --> 00:34:16,044
ON LAPTOPS AND NOT HAMMERING

932
00:34:16,110 --> 00:34:16,444
THINGS INTO PLACE.

933
00:34:16,511 --> 00:34:17,010
IN OUR COUNTRY, ONLY 33% OF

934
00:34:17,077 --> 00:34:17,644
AMERICANS ARE GOING TO GRADUATE

935
00:34:17,711 --> 00:34:18,277
FROM COLLEGE, WE ARE ESSENTIALLY

936
00:34:18,344 --> 00:34:18,778
A NATION OF HIGH SCHOOL

937
00:34:18,844 --> 00:34:19,044
GRADUATES.

938
00:34:19,110 --> 00:34:19,611
THOSE OPPORTUNITIES ARE NOT

939
00:34:19,678 --> 00:34:19,944
KEEPING PACE.

940
00:34:20,010 --> 00:34:20,477
>> Bill: THE OTHER THING I

941
00:34:20,544 --> 00:34:21,110
LIKE ABOUT YOU IS YOU ARE ALSO

942
00:34:21,177 --> 00:34:21,678
THE LEAST IDENTITY POLITICS

943
00:34:21,744 --> 00:34:22,044
OBSESSED I FEEL.

944
00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:22,611
I DON'T SEE COLOR, MY STAFF

945
00:34:22,678 --> 00:34:23,110
TELLS ME YOU ARE ASIAN.

946
00:34:23,177 --> 00:34:25,744
[LAUGHTER]

947
00:34:25,811 --> 00:34:27,444
>> EARLY ON IN MY CAMPAIGN, SOME

948
00:34:27,511 --> 00:34:32,144
PEOPLE TOLD ME AN ASIAN CLINT

949
00:34:32,210 --> 00:34:34,811
WIN THE WHITE HOUSE.

950
00:34:34,878 --> 00:34:36,477
AND THOSE PEOPLE WERE MY

951
00:34:36,544 --> 00:34:39,010
PARENTS.

952
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,311
[LAUGHTER]

953
00:34:40,377 --> 00:34:46,411
IS THAT TRUE?

954
00:34:46,477 --> 00:34:47,611
MY PARENTS NEVER EVEN JOKED

955
00:34:47,678 --> 00:34:49,911
ABOUT ME RUNNING, IT WASN'T LIKE

956
00:34:49,977 --> 00:34:51,277
YOU CAN'T BE PRESIDENT --

957
00:34:51,344 --> 00:34:52,444
>> Bill: YOU SHOULD BE

958
00:34:52,511 --> 00:34:52,778
PRESIDENT.

959
00:34:52,844 --> 00:34:54,944
>> THEY WEREN'T EXCITED

960
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:55,844
INITIALLY BECAUSE

961
00:34:55,911 --> 00:34:56,911
ASIAN-AMERICANS DON'T THINK

962
00:34:56,977 --> 00:34:57,477
ABOUT POLITICS AS A NATURAL

963
00:34:57,544 --> 00:35:00,744
ARENA FOR US.

964
00:35:00,811 --> 00:35:01,844
HOPEFULLY I'M CHANGING THAT.

965
00:35:01,911 --> 00:35:04,511
>> Bill: YOU ARE CHANGING THAT

966
00:35:04,577 --> 00:35:07,644
THAT!

967
00:35:07,711 --> 00:35:08,911
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

968
00:35:08,977 --> 00:35:11,177
I ALSO LOVE THAT YOU MAKE JOKES

969
00:35:11,244 --> 00:35:14,477
BUT SOME ASIANS DON'T LIKE THAT

970
00:35:14,544 --> 00:35:15,244
YOU GET PUSHBACK.

971
00:35:15,311 --> 00:35:16,844
THERE ARE JOKES ABOUT BEING GOOD

972
00:35:16,911 --> 00:35:19,477
AT MATH, THEY ARE POSITIVE!

973
00:35:19,544 --> 00:35:20,244
IT'S LIKE BEING KIDDED ABOUT

974
00:35:20,311 --> 00:35:23,878
HAVING A BIG DICK -- HOW DARE

975
00:35:23,944 --> 00:35:24,911
YOU COME ON NOW EVERYONE IS

976
00:35:24,977 --> 00:35:30,177
GOING TO KNOW!

977
00:35:30,244 --> 00:35:32,611
>> MATH IS AN ACRONYM, IT STANDS

978
00:35:32,678 --> 00:35:34,244
FOR MAKE AMERICA THINK HARDER.

979
00:35:34,311 --> 00:35:38,844
YOU GOT TO GET GOOD AT MATH.

980
00:35:38,911 --> 00:35:40,811
>> Bill: LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT

981
00:35:40,878 --> 00:35:42,010
THE CHINA DEAL -- NOT BECAUSE

982
00:35:42,077 --> 00:35:45,210
YOU ARE ASIAN.

983
00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:45,444
REALLY.

984
00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:45,944
[LAUGHTER]

985
00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:48,344
IT WAS A BIG PART OF THE WEEK,

986
00:35:48,411 --> 00:35:49,678
WE OBSESS ABOUT ALL THESE OTHER

987
00:35:49,744 --> 00:35:51,210
THINGS AND I WOULD LIKE YOUR

988
00:35:51,277 --> 00:35:54,344
CRITICISM OF THE MEDIA, YOU SAY

989
00:35:54,411 --> 00:35:55,678
I ALWAYS CRITICIZE FOX NEWS ALL

990
00:35:55,744 --> 00:35:57,311
THOSE YEARS AND I STILL DO

991
00:35:57,377 --> 00:35:59,077
BECAUSE THEY JUST DON'T REPORT

992
00:35:59,144 --> 00:36:00,611
THE NEWS THAT THEY DON'T WANT

993
00:36:00,711 --> 00:36:02,277
THEIR PEOPLE TO HEAR ABOUT.

994
00:36:02,344 --> 00:36:04,911
I FEEL THE LEFT IS GETTING THAT

995
00:36:04,977 --> 00:36:06,110
WAY TOO.

996
00:36:06,177 --> 00:36:06,844
WE FINALLY SIGNED A TRADE DEAL

997
00:36:06,911 --> 00:36:09,811
WITH CHINA, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF

998
00:36:09,878 --> 00:36:10,110
IT?

999
00:36:10,177 --> 00:36:13,911
>> THE DETAILS HAVEN'T COME OUT

1000
00:36:13,977 --> 00:36:16,177
BUT I TALKED TO A PRODUCER HERE

1001
00:36:16,244 --> 00:36:17,644
IN THE U.S. AND THEY SAID WHAT

1002
00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:19,678
HAS BEEN SIGNED DOES NOT PROTECT

1003
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,110
THEM OR ADDRESS THEIR CONCERNS

1004
00:36:21,177 --> 00:36:22,210
AT ALL.

1005
00:36:22,277 --> 00:36:23,711
IT'S MORE ABOUT NOT SLAPPING

1006
00:36:23,778 --> 00:36:25,511
ADDITIONAL TARIFFS ON IMPORTS

1007
00:36:25,577 --> 00:36:26,311
COMING INTO THE COUNTRY, I DON'T

1008
00:36:26,377 --> 00:36:32,744
KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU, BUT

1009
00:36:32,811 --> 00:36:34,144
I'M MUCH MORE CONCERNED ABOUT

1010
00:36:34,210 --> 00:36:35,944
FARMERS IN IOWA THAN I AM ABOUT

1011
00:36:36,010 --> 00:36:36,644
CHINESE PRODUCERS, WE DON'T KNOW

1012
00:36:36,711 --> 00:36:41,210
WHAT'S IN THIS UNTIL WE GET MORE

1013
00:36:41,277 --> 00:36:41,611
INFORMATION.

1014
00:36:41,678 --> 00:36:43,077
>> Bill: WHAT ABOUT TECHNOLOGY

1015
00:36:43,144 --> 00:36:43,711
STEALING?

1016
00:36:43,778 --> 00:36:46,210
>> THAT'S ONE THING.

1017
00:36:46,277 --> 00:36:47,444
>> Bill: IS THAT IN THERE, DID

1018
00:36:47,511 --> 00:36:48,177
WE GET IT?

1019
00:36:48,244 --> 00:36:51,611
>> IT'S NOT CLEAR, IT'S NOT

1020
00:36:51,678 --> 00:36:53,477
FACING WHAT THE FUTURE IS AND

1021
00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:54,977
THAT IS CHINA IS INNOVATIVE AND

1022
00:36:55,010 --> 00:36:57,344
IS STARTING TO MANUFACTURE ALL

1023
00:36:57,411 --> 00:36:58,744
KINDS OF THINGS INCLUDING THOSE

1024
00:36:58,811 --> 00:36:59,544
ROBOTS.

1025
00:36:59,611 --> 00:37:01,110
THOSE ARE IMMIGRANT ROBOTS IN

1026
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:01,477
THOSE FACTORIES.

1027
00:37:01,544 --> 00:37:02,577
>> Bill: HOW COME I KEEP

1028
00:37:02,644 --> 00:37:05,311
READING THAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE

1029
00:37:05,377 --> 00:37:06,077
GETTING THEIR KICKED ON THE

1030
00:37:06,144 --> 00:37:09,044
TECHNOLOGICAL FRONT AS FAR AS

1031
00:37:09,110 --> 00:37:14,477
SOCIAL MEDIA AS FAR AS ADS -- OO

1032
00:37:14,544 --> 00:37:15,210
TECHNOLOGICALLY AHEAD AND PEGGY

1033
00:37:15,277 --> 00:37:17,844
NOONAN SAID I THINK WE'RE GOING

1034
00:37:17,911 --> 00:37:20,044
TO WIN BECAUSE I SEE SO MANY

1035
00:37:20,110 --> 00:37:22,210
YARD SIGNS, YARD SIGNS, WE ARE

1036
00:37:22,277 --> 00:37:25,678
ON THE COMPUTER, LADY!

1037
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,511
>> THE REPUBLICANS WERE USING

1038
00:37:27,577 --> 00:37:29,144
THIS VERY EARLY ON, I REMEMBER

1039
00:37:29,210 --> 00:37:30,678
RALPH REED USING THIS TO GREAT

1040
00:37:30,744 --> 00:37:34,277
EFFECT TEN YEARS AGO AND IT'S

1041
00:37:34,344 --> 00:37:35,477
BECAUSE BEFORE FOX NEWS MOST

1042
00:37:35,544 --> 00:37:36,911
CONSERVATIVES WERE ZEROED OUT IN

1043
00:37:36,977 --> 00:37:38,010
MAINSTREAM MEDIA SO THEY STARTED

1044
00:37:38,077 --> 00:37:39,377
TO USE DIGITAL TOOLS ADEPTLY AND

1045
00:37:39,444 --> 00:37:41,477
NOW THEY USE THEM IN A LOT OF

1046
00:37:41,544 --> 00:37:42,044
WAYS.

1047
00:37:42,110 --> 00:37:43,678
THEY ARE AIDED BY FACEBOOK AND

1048
00:37:43,744 --> 00:37:45,077
OTHERS IN TERMS OF THESE TOOLS

1049
00:37:45,144 --> 00:37:46,311
AND THE ABILITY TO MICRO-TARGET

1050
00:37:46,377 --> 00:37:48,911
AND THEY HAVE GOTTEN VERY GOOD

1051
00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:49,110
AT IT.

1052
00:37:49,177 --> 00:37:51,177
>> Bill: BUT I THOUGHT THE

1053
00:37:51,244 --> 00:37:52,044
LIBERALS OWN SILICON VALLEY, I

1054
00:37:52,110 --> 00:37:53,611
THOUGHT WE WERE THE ONES THAT

1055
00:37:53,678 --> 00:37:55,477
WERE GOOD AT THIS SHIT, THE

1056
00:37:55,544 --> 00:37:56,511
REPUBLICANS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE

1057
00:37:56,577 --> 00:37:58,177
THE OLD MAN WHO TALKED ABOUT THE

1058
00:37:58,244 --> 00:37:59,611
MACHINE WHEN THEY WERE TALKING

1059
00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:01,778
ABOUT A TAPE RECORDER.

1060
00:38:01,844 --> 00:38:04,444
>> IF YOU WANT US TO LEAPFROG

1061
00:38:04,511 --> 00:38:06,678
THE REPUBLICANS AGAIN, I CAN BE

1062
00:38:06,744 --> 00:38:07,544
YOUR NOMINEE.

1063
00:38:07,611 --> 00:38:09,277
WE WOULD BE BETTER AT TECHNOLOGY

1064
00:38:09,344 --> 00:38:10,711
THAN THE REPUBLICANS COME THE

1065
00:38:10,778 --> 00:38:10,911
FALL.

1066
00:38:10,977 --> 00:38:11,911
>> Bill: YOU PERSONALLY COULD

1067
00:38:11,977 --> 00:38:13,544
MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

1068
00:38:13,611 --> 00:38:16,177
>> SURE.

1069
00:38:16,244 --> 00:38:19,144
IT'S TRUE.

1070
00:38:19,210 --> 00:38:19,911
[APPLAUSE]

1071
00:38:19,977 --> 00:38:21,544
>> Bill: IT'S A BIG PROMISE,

1072
00:38:21,611 --> 00:38:22,977
WE HAVE A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO

1073
00:38:23,044 --> 00:38:23,144
DO.

1074
00:38:23,210 --> 00:38:26,110
>> WHAT HAPPENED IN 2016 IS THE

1075
00:38:26,177 --> 00:38:26,977
REPUBLICANS DID GET VERY GOOD

1076
00:38:27,044 --> 00:38:28,844
AND AT THE TIME FACEBOOK WENT TO

1077
00:38:28,911 --> 00:38:30,077
THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN AND THEY

1078
00:38:30,144 --> 00:38:31,644
SAID YOU WANT SOME HELP AND THE

1079
00:38:31,711 --> 00:38:33,911
CLINTON CAMPAIGN SAID WE GOT IT.

1080
00:38:33,977 --> 00:38:35,110
THAT WAS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER.

1081
00:38:35,177 --> 00:38:36,744
>> Bill: I HAVE AN IMPORTANT

1082
00:38:36,811 --> 00:38:39,944
QUESTION FOR YOU IF YOU ARE THE

1083
00:38:40,010 --> 00:38:40,477
NOMINEE.

1084
00:38:40,544 --> 00:38:45,177
YOU WIN, YOU WIN THE VOTE.

1085
00:38:45,244 --> 00:38:48,144
YOU ARE PRESIDENT-ELECT YANG.

1086
00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:51,778
>> I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

1087
00:38:51,844 --> 00:38:52,711
>> WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHAT I

1088
00:38:52,778 --> 00:38:55,377
HAVE TO SAY.

1089
00:38:55,444 --> 00:38:57,110
>> Bill: YOU DON'T REALLY

1090
00:38:57,177 --> 00:38:58,377
THINK DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO

1091
00:38:58,444 --> 00:39:01,477
CONCEDE TO YOU, DO YOU?

1092
00:39:01,544 --> 00:39:04,277
CAN I READ TO YOU A FEW QUOTES.

1093
00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:05,778
ROGER STONE A COUPLE OF YEARS

1094
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,611
AGO, TRY TO IMPEACH HIM, YOU

1095
00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:09,611
WILL HAVE A SPASM OF VIOLENCE IN

1096
00:39:09,678 --> 00:39:10,311
THIS COUNTRY, AND INSURRECTION

1097
00:39:10,377 --> 00:39:13,544
LIKE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

1098
00:39:13,611 --> 00:39:14,811
HERE'S A TRUMP TWO WEEKS BEFORE

1099
00:39:14,878 --> 00:39:16,611
THE ELECTION THAT HE WON.

1100
00:39:16,678 --> 00:39:19,210
"THE WHOLE THING IS A BIG FIX,

1101
00:39:19,277 --> 00:39:20,744
ONE BIG FIX.

1102
00:39:20,811 --> 00:39:21,944
THE PROCESS IS RIGGED, THE WHOLE

1103
00:39:22,010 --> 00:39:23,644
ELECTION IS GETTING RIGGED."

1104
00:39:23,711 --> 00:39:24,644
THAT'S WHAT HE THOUGHT HE WAS

1105
00:39:24,711 --> 00:39:26,778
GOING TO LOSE.

1106
00:39:26,844 --> 00:39:28,411
HERE'S REPRESENT OF STEVE KING.

1107
00:39:28,477 --> 00:39:30,577
"FOLKS KEEP TALKING ABOUT

1108
00:39:30,644 --> 00:39:32,010
ANOTHER CIVIL WAR, ONE SIDE HAS

1109
00:39:32,077 --> 00:39:33,077
ABOUT 8 TRILLION BULLETS WHILE

1110
00:39:33,144 --> 00:39:34,177
THE OTHER SIDE DOESN'T KNOW

1111
00:39:34,244 --> 00:39:37,077
WHICH BATHROOM TO USE.

1112
00:39:37,144 --> 00:39:40,577
">> YES WE DO.

1113
00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:42,311
>> Bill: HERE'S TRUMP

1114
00:39:42,377 --> 00:39:43,511
JUNE 10TH OF LAST YEAR, ASKED

1115
00:39:43,577 --> 00:39:46,811
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM AND

1116
00:39:46,878 --> 00:39:47,010
NIXON.

1117
00:39:47,077 --> 00:39:47,811
"HE LEFT.

1118
00:39:47,878 --> 00:39:50,977
I DON'T LEAVE HIM A BIG

1119
00:39:51,044 --> 00:39:52,444
DIFFERENCE" JOE, I KNOW YOU'RE A

1120
00:39:52,511 --> 00:39:56,344
DIFFERENT GUY NOW, HERE'S YOU

1121
00:39:56,411 --> 00:39:56,678
NOVEMBER 2016.

1122
00:39:56,744 --> 00:40:02,878
YOU SAID ON NOVEMBER 8TH "I'M

1123
00:40:02,944 --> 00:40:04,644
VOTING FOR TRUMP, IF HE LOSES,

1124
00:40:04,711 --> 00:40:07,611
I'M GRABBING MY MUSKET."

1125
00:40:07,678 --> 00:40:09,010
THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN,

1126
00:40:09,077 --> 00:40:10,778
YOU DON'T REALLY THINK TRUMP IS

1127
00:40:10,844 --> 00:40:12,744
GOING TO CONCEDE, WHAT IS THE

1128
00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:13,411
PLAN?

1129
00:40:13,477 --> 00:40:14,844
THIS IS MY QUESTION FOR

1130
00:40:14,911 --> 00:40:16,244
DEMOCRATS, WHAT IS THE PLAN WHEN

1131
00:40:16,311 --> 00:40:20,177
HE SAYS IT'S RIGGED, WE FOUND

1132
00:40:20,244 --> 00:40:22,577
IRREGULARITIES, I'M HEARING AND

1133
00:40:22,644 --> 00:40:23,577
SUSPENDING EVERYTHING AND HE'S

1134
00:40:23,644 --> 00:40:25,210
NOT LEAVING ON JANUARY 20TH.

1135
00:40:25,277 --> 00:40:26,977
WHAT DO YOU DO?

1136
00:40:27,044 --> 00:40:28,110
>> I GENUINELY THINK HE WOULD

1137
00:40:28,177 --> 00:40:30,244
MAKE A LOT OF NOISE BUT HE WOULD

1138
00:40:30,311 --> 00:40:32,210
LEAVE BECAUSE IN ORDER TO STAY

1139
00:40:32,277 --> 00:40:32,844
YOU LITERALLY NEED THE MILITARY

1140
00:40:32,911 --> 00:40:35,444
ON YOUR SIDE AND THE MILITARY IF

1141
00:40:35,511 --> 00:40:37,077
IT'S A FREE AND FAIR ELECTION

1142
00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:37,944
WHICH IT WILL BE WHEN I DEFEAT

1143
00:40:38,010 --> 00:40:42,544
HIM IN NOVEMBER, THE MILITARY

1144
00:40:42,611 --> 00:40:43,210
ISN'T GOING TO CIRCLE THE

1145
00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:44,944
WHITE HOUSE AND SAY WE ARE GOING

1146
00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:49,210
TO KEEP THIS GUY IN.

1147
00:40:49,277 --> 00:40:49,611
>> Bill: HE IS THE

1148
00:40:49,678 --> 00:40:51,177
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF.

1149
00:40:51,244 --> 00:40:53,044
>> HE WILL LEAFLET TO YOUR

1150
00:40:53,110 --> 00:40:54,444
POINT, HE'S NOT REALLY GOING TO

1151
00:40:54,511 --> 00:40:55,311
LEAVE.

1152
00:40:55,377 --> 00:40:56,344
HE'S GOING TO GRAB SEAN HANNITY

1153
00:40:56,411 --> 00:40:57,444
AND HIS BILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS

1154
00:40:57,511 --> 00:40:59,577
AND HE'S GOING TO CAUSE FOR

1155
00:40:59,644 --> 00:41:02,644
WHOEVER THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS.

1156
00:41:02,711 --> 00:41:05,611
>> HE'S GOING TO MAKE NOISE BUT

1157
00:41:05,678 --> 00:41:06,277
FROM THE OUTSIDE.

1158
00:41:06,344 --> 00:41:08,210
>> Bill: THAT IS MY NEXT

1159
00:41:08,277 --> 00:41:08,611
QUESTION.

1160
00:41:08,678 --> 00:41:10,044
WHAT HAPPENS IF HE DOES THAT,

1161
00:41:10,110 --> 00:41:12,344
SAY YOU DO GET HIM OUT, I DON'T

1162
00:41:12,411 --> 00:41:14,844
THINK YOU WILL BUT YOU TENT THE

1163
00:41:14,911 --> 00:41:19,811
WHITE HOUSE AND YOU GET HIM OUT.

1164
00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:22,411
[LAUGHTER]

1165
00:41:22,477 --> 00:41:22,878
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1166
00:41:22,944 --> 00:41:24,977
IT COULD BE WORSE.

1167
00:41:25,044 --> 00:41:28,244
THEN HE'S CAESAR CAMPED ON THE

1168
00:41:28,311 --> 00:41:29,544
OTHER SIDE OF THE RUBICON WITH

1169
00:41:29,611 --> 00:41:30,944
HIS ARMY AND THESE PEOPLE WHO

1170
00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:32,511
YOU WERE THREE YEARS AGO WITH

1171
00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,411
MUSKETS, YOU HEAR IT ALL THE

1172
00:41:34,477 --> 00:41:34,678
TIME.

1173
00:41:34,744 --> 00:41:36,977
HE'S NOT THE KIND OF GUY LIKE

1174
00:41:37,044 --> 00:41:39,077
MOST PRESIDENTS WHO SAY "I

1175
00:41:39,177 --> 00:41:39,678
CONGRATULATE MY SUCCESSOR AND

1176
00:41:39,744 --> 00:41:42,277
I'M NOT GOING TO SPEAK ABOUT

1177
00:41:42,344 --> 00:41:42,811
ISSUES."

1178
00:41:42,878 --> 00:41:44,577
THAT IS NOT WHO HE IS.

1179
00:41:44,644 --> 00:41:46,210
>> WHAT DOES TWITTER DO?

1180
00:41:46,277 --> 00:41:48,144
I PUT THIS IN A COLUMN -- RIGHT

1181
00:41:48,210 --> 00:41:49,377
NOW THEY KEEP HIM AND LET HIM

1182
00:41:49,444 --> 00:41:51,811
STAY ON THERE AND LIE BECAUSE

1183
00:41:51,878 --> 00:41:53,678
HE'S A NEWSWORTHY FIGURE, WHAT

1184
00:41:53,744 --> 00:41:54,644
HAPPENS THE DAY AFTER THE

1185
00:41:54,711 --> 00:41:56,277
ELECTION WHERE HE PROMOTES

1186
00:41:56,344 --> 00:41:58,811
VIOLENCE, WHAT DID THEY DO?

1187
00:41:58,878 --> 00:41:59,477
>> Bill: TWITTER?

1188
00:41:59,544 --> 00:42:00,344
RIGHT.

1189
00:42:00,411 --> 00:42:01,577
>> DID THEY FINALLY THROW HIM

1190
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:03,077
OFF OR DO THEY SAY HE'S A

1191
00:42:03,144 --> 00:42:05,477
NEWSWORTHY FIGURE AND LET HIM DO

1192
00:42:05,544 --> 00:42:06,077
WHAT HE WANTS.

1193
00:42:06,144 --> 00:42:09,477
TWITTER HAS BEEN HIS CAMPAIGNING

1194
00:42:09,544 --> 00:42:11,811
AND GOVERNING, THAT IS AN

1195
00:42:11,878 --> 00:42:12,977
INTERESTING QUESTION OF WHAT

1196
00:42:13,044 --> 00:42:13,577
HAPPENS.

1197
00:42:13,644 --> 00:42:15,744
>> IF HE LOSES IN 2020, HE COULD

1198
00:42:15,811 --> 00:42:20,778
RUN AGAIN IN 2024.

1199
00:42:20,844 --> 00:42:22,077
>> ABSOLUTELY.

1200
00:42:22,144 --> 00:42:24,077
>> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE'S

1201
00:42:24,144 --> 00:42:26,477
A GENUINE CONCERN, DURING

1202
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:27,044
WATERGATE THE SECRETARY OF

1203
00:42:27,110 --> 00:42:29,210
DEFENSE ISSUED AN ORDER SAYING

1204
00:42:29,277 --> 00:42:30,711
ANY MILITARY ORDER THAT COMES

1205
00:42:30,778 --> 00:42:31,911
FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, I HAVE TO

1206
00:42:31,977 --> 00:42:34,010
SIGN OFF ON.

1207
00:42:34,077 --> 00:42:36,711
THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT CHAIN OF

1208
00:42:36,811 --> 00:42:37,844
COMMAND THEM.

1209
00:42:37,911 --> 00:42:39,077
IT'S NOT INCONCEIVABLE -- HE'S

1210
00:42:39,144 --> 00:42:40,110
PRESIDENT SO WE ARE LIVING IN AN

1211
00:42:40,177 --> 00:42:44,110
ODD WORLD TO SAY THE LEAST.

1212
00:42:44,177 --> 00:42:45,644
MY SENSE OF THE EFFECT HE WILL

1213
00:42:45,711 --> 00:42:48,511
TRY TO HAVE BEYOND THE

1214
00:42:48,577 --> 00:42:51,077
WHITE HOUSE IS THERE ARE 34%,

1215
00:42:51,144 --> 00:42:54,711
35% OF THE COUNTRY, THEY THOUGHT

1216
00:42:54,778 --> 00:42:56,177
JOE McCARTHY WAS GREAT AFTER

1217
00:42:56,244 --> 00:42:57,244
HE WAS CENSURED.

1218
00:42:57,311 --> 00:43:01,244
A POLL IN 1955, 34% APPROVED JOE

1219
00:43:01,311 --> 00:43:03,911
McCARTHY EVEN AFTER IT WAS ALL

1220
00:43:03,977 --> 00:43:04,344
OVER.

1221
00:43:04,411 --> 00:43:06,611
40% OF THE COUNTRY NEVER VOTED

1222
00:43:06,678 --> 00:43:08,577
FOR FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT, THEY

1223
00:43:08,644 --> 00:43:09,277
COULDN'T SAY HIS NAME.

1224
00:43:09,344 --> 00:43:11,878
IF THAT IS 34, 40%.

1225
00:43:11,944 --> 00:43:15,244
RIGHT NOW WE ARE CLOSER TO 48,

1226
00:43:15,311 --> 00:43:15,411
49.

1227
00:43:15,477 --> 00:43:24,678
I THINK THE BIG BATTLE HAS TO BE

1228
00:43:24,744 --> 00:43:26,077
FINDING PEOPLE AND PERSUADING

1229
00:43:26,144 --> 00:43:26,277
THEM.

1230
00:43:26,344 --> 00:43:26,878
WE ARE NEVER GOING TO GET A

1231
00:43:26,944 --> 00:43:28,811
PHONE CALL AND I DON'T THINK WE

1232
00:43:28,878 --> 00:43:29,744
EVER WILL.

1233
00:43:29,811 --> 00:43:31,044
>> Bill: WE HAVE NEVER BEEN

1234
00:43:31,110 --> 00:43:33,144
HERE BEFORE WITH THE OTHER SIDE

1235
00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:34,678
DOESN'T HEAR THE ARGUMENT -- DID

1236
00:43:34,744 --> 00:43:36,311
YOU SEE MARTHA McSALLY?

1237
00:43:36,377 --> 00:43:39,277
SHE USED TO BE A FAIRLY MODERATE

1238
00:43:39,344 --> 00:43:41,177
AND NOT REALLY PRO TRUMP IN

1239
00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:43,311
ARIZONA AND WE HAVE THE TAPE?

1240
00:43:43,377 --> 00:43:46,044
WE CAN SHOW A REPORTER FROM CNN

1241
00:43:46,110 --> 00:43:47,911
ASKED HER A REASONABLE QUESTION

1242
00:43:47,977 --> 00:43:49,544
ABOUT NEW INFORMATION ABOUT THE

1243
00:43:49,611 --> 00:43:51,878
IMPEACHMENT TRIAL, HERE IS HER

1244
00:43:51,944 --> 00:43:54,244
RESPONSE.

1245
00:43:54,311 --> 00:43:56,044
>> DO YOU CONSIDER NEW EVIDENCE

1246
00:43:56,110 --> 00:43:59,611
PART OF THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL?

1247
00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:02,911
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COMMENT?

1248
00:44:02,977 --> 00:44:04,544
>> Bill: "YOU'RE A LIBERAL

1249
00:44:04,611 --> 00:44:06,511
HACK, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU."

1250
00:44:06,577 --> 00:44:07,878
THAT IS WHERE WE ARE.

1251
00:44:07,944 --> 00:44:10,344
I DON'T KNOW HOW THE OTHER SIDE

1252
00:44:10,411 --> 00:44:11,744
HERE'S THE ARGUMENT THAT YOU'RE

1253
00:44:11,811 --> 00:44:12,311
MAKING.

1254
00:44:12,377 --> 00:44:14,411
>> I'M REALLY ENCOURAGED BECAUSE

1255
00:44:14,477 --> 00:44:16,144
I HAVE HALF A DOZEN EVENTS A DAY

1256
00:44:16,210 --> 00:44:18,110
IN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND HALF A

1257
00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:20,711
DOZEN EVENTS A DAY IN IOWA,

1258
00:44:20,778 --> 00:44:22,010
EVERY SINGLE EVENT SOMEONE COMES

1259
00:44:22,077 --> 00:44:25,311
UP TO ME AFTER I'M SPEAKING AND

1260
00:44:25,377 --> 00:44:26,244
SAYS I VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP

1261
00:44:26,311 --> 00:44:27,511
AND THIS TIME I'M GOING TO VOTE

1262
00:44:27,577 --> 00:44:31,144
FOR YOU.

1263
00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,110
>> Bill: BUT THAT'S AT YOUR

1264
00:44:33,177 --> 00:44:33,344
EVENTS.

1265
00:44:33,411 --> 00:44:36,511
[APPLAUSE]

1266
00:44:36,577 --> 00:44:39,577
>> THAT'S WHY I THINK IT'S

1267
00:44:39,644 --> 00:44:40,911
IMPORTANT THAT THESE SIDES COMES

1268
00:44:40,977 --> 00:44:41,177
TOGETHER.

1269
00:44:41,244 --> 00:44:44,377
THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP

1270
00:44:44,444 --> 00:44:45,611
VOTED FOR ME, VOICES ON THIS

1271
00:44:45,678 --> 00:44:46,711
SIDE NEED TO STAND UP AGAINST

1272
00:44:46,778 --> 00:44:49,411
HIM TO AVOID WHAT YOU'RE TALKING

1273
00:44:49,477 --> 00:44:49,611
ABOUT.

1274
00:44:49,678 --> 00:44:51,878
>> NICK SALLEY TURNED THAT INTO

1275
00:44:51,944 --> 00:44:55,311
A CAMPAIGN ADD.

1276
00:44:55,377 --> 00:44:58,044
>> Bill: NOBODY SEEMS TO THINK

1277
00:44:58,110 --> 00:45:00,344
THERE IS ANY VALUE IN GOING

1278
00:45:00,411 --> 00:45:01,744
TOWARD THE CENTER.

1279
00:45:01,811 --> 00:45:04,644
>> IT STORED JOHN'S POINT, IF

1280
00:45:04,711 --> 00:45:06,678
YOU CAN GET THAT DOWN TO THE LOW

1281
00:45:06,744 --> 00:45:08,377
40s, THEN WE ARE GOING TO WIN

1282
00:45:08,444 --> 00:45:09,544
BY A LANDSLIDE.

1283
00:45:09,611 --> 00:45:11,110
YOU CAN'T GET IT DOWN TO ZERO

1284
00:45:11,177 --> 00:45:13,778
BUT I TALKED TO PEOPLE AND JOE

1285
00:45:13,844 --> 00:45:16,444
DOES TOO, I SENSE THAT ARE IN

1286
00:45:16,511 --> 00:45:19,411
THAT TOP 41-49 RANGE THAT ARE

1287
00:45:19,477 --> 00:45:21,644
LOOKING FOR AN ALTERNATIVE.

1288
00:45:21,711 --> 00:45:22,878
THEY'RE DISAPPOINTED IN THE

1289
00:45:22,944 --> 00:45:23,744
PRESIDENT, THEY ARE SEEING

1290
00:45:23,811 --> 00:45:24,944
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THEIR

1291
00:45:25,010 --> 00:45:26,177
COMMUNITIES AND IF SOMEONE

1292
00:45:26,210 --> 00:45:27,544
SPEAKS TO THOSE PROBLEMS, THEN

1293
00:45:27,577 --> 00:45:29,811
WE CAN WIN.

1294
00:45:29,878 --> 00:45:33,277
>> THE 32ND CONSTITUTIONAL OATH

1295
00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:35,144
THREE YEARS AGO ALMOST TO THE

1296
00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:37,244
DAY, WE WENT FROM HAVING

1297
00:45:37,311 --> 00:45:40,711
BARACK OBAMA AS OUR PRESIDENT TO

1298
00:45:40,778 --> 00:45:41,377
DONALD TRUMP.

1299
00:45:41,444 --> 00:45:43,611
IT'S A WILD SWING, WE BOUNCED

1300
00:45:43,678 --> 00:45:45,144
FROM GUARDRAIL TO GUARD RAIL SO

1301
00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:47,210
WE MIGHT GET ARISTOTLE NEXT

1302
00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:47,611
TIME.

1303
00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:47,878
[LAUGHTER]

1304
00:45:47,944 --> 00:45:50,144
>> THE OPPOSITE OF DONALD TRUMP

1305
00:45:50,210 --> 00:45:54,411
IS AN ASIAN MAN WHO LIKES MATH.

1306
00:45:54,477 --> 00:45:56,377
THIS IS WHERE THE PENDULUM IS

1307
00:45:56,444 --> 00:45:59,110
SWINGING, IT'S COMING THIS WAY!

1308
00:45:59,177 --> 00:46:02,377
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1309
00:46:02,444 --> 00:46:02,944
>> Bill: REMEMBER MY WORDS,

1310
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,977
YOU CAN HATE TRUMP, YOU CAN HATE

1311
00:46:06,044 --> 00:46:09,277
THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIM.

1312
00:46:09,344 --> 00:46:12,010
NOW IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES!

1313
00:46:12,077 --> 00:46:14,377
NEW RULES.

1314
00:46:14,444 --> 00:46:14,844
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1315
00:46:14,911 --> 00:46:15,477
NEW RULE: THE GOLDEN GLOBES MUST

1316
00:46:15,544 --> 00:46:16,210
STOP PATTING THEMSELVES ON THE

1317
00:46:16,277 --> 00:46:17,210
BACK FOR GOING VEGAN.

1318
00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:19,977
NOBODY EATS AT AWARD SHOWS.

1319
00:46:20,044 --> 00:46:21,010
SOME ARE TOO COKED UP.

1320
00:46:21,077 --> 00:46:22,277
OTHERS CAN'T CHEW BECAUSE OF THE

1321
00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:25,010
BOTOX.

1322
00:46:25,077 --> 00:46:25,977
AND IT'S AWARD SEASON, COME ON -

1323
00:46:26,044 --> 00:46:28,144
THE MEALS THAT DO GET EATEN WILL

1324
00:46:28,210 --> 00:46:36,744
JUST BE THROWN UP.

1325
00:46:36,811 --> 00:46:42,377
NEW RULE: THE NEXT TIME

1326
00:46:42,444 --> 00:46:43,144
NEW RULE: PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE

1327
00:46:43,210 --> 00:46:44,010
IN THE NEW FAD OF "PERINEUM

1328
00:46:44,077 --> 00:46:47,878
SUNNING," WHERE YOU EXPOSE YOUR

1329
00:46:47,944 --> 00:46:52,911
ANUS TO SOLAR RAYS, MUST NEVER

1330
00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:56,944
ASK ME TO THE BEACH.

1331
00:46:57,010 --> 00:47:00,277
IT'S REAL.

1332
00:47:00,344 --> 00:47:00,544
[LAUGHTER]

1333
00:47:00,611 --> 00:47:01,477
YOU'VE NOT ONLY RUINED

1334
00:47:01,544 --> 00:47:02,277
SUNBATHING - YOU'VE RUINED THE

1335
00:47:02,344 --> 00:47:03,110
PHRASE.'STICK IT WHERE THE SUN

1336
00:47:03,177 --> 00:47:15,744
DON'T SHINE."

1337
00:47:15,811 --> 00:47:18,144
[LAUGHTER]

1338
00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,010
NEW RULE: THIS ZOOKEEPER MUST

1339
00:47:19,077 --> 00:47:19,911
TELL US EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S

1340
00:47:19,977 --> 00:47:21,110
AFRAID THIS PELICAN MIGHT SAY.

1341
00:47:21,177 --> 00:47:22,311
AND MITCH McCONNELL WANTS TO

1342
00:47:22,411 --> 00:47:23,311
KNOW ARE YOU AVAILABLE TO WORK

1343
00:47:23,377 --> 00:47:28,678
AN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL?

1344
00:47:28,744 --> 00:47:28,944
[LAUGHTER]

1345
00:47:29,010 --> 00:47:33,977
[APPLAUSE]

1346
00:47:34,044 --> 00:47:35,110
NEW RULE: IF YOU'RE A SUBURBAN

1347
00:47:35,177 --> 00:47:35,878
LIBERAL WHO PUTS UP ONE OF THOSE

1348
00:47:35,944 --> 00:47:36,811
"IMMIGRANTS ARE WELCOME HERE!"

1349
00:47:36,878 --> 00:47:38,511
SIGNS, RANDOM GUATEMALANS GET TO

1350
00:47:38,577 --> 00:47:40,311
TAKE YOU UP ON IT.

1351
00:47:40,377 --> 00:47:41,311
LET'S SEE HOW WELCOME THE

1352
00:47:41,377 --> 00:47:42,678
COOPERTONS REALLY ARE WHEN THEY

1353
00:47:42,744 --> 00:47:43,878
COME HOME FROM YOGA TO FIND

1354
00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:44,778
JORGE SOSA AND HIS FAMILY SPREAD

1355
00:47:44,844 --> 00:47:47,511
OUT ALL OVER THE RESTORATION

1356
00:47:47,577 --> 00:47:48,644
HARDWARE, AND SPANISH SUBTITLES

1357
00:47:48,711 --> 00:47:56,711
ON THE NETFLIX ACCOUNT.

1358
00:47:56,778 --> 00:48:00,377
[LAUGHTER]

1359
00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:01,444
NEW RULE: THIS OSCAR SEASON, THE

1360
00:48:01,511 --> 00:48:02,344
ACADEMY MUST NOT FORGET HARVEY

1361
00:48:02,411 --> 00:48:03,511
WEINSTEIN'S PERFORMANCE IN "I'M

1362
00:48:03,577 --> 00:48:10,044
TOO CRIPPLED TO GO TO JAIL."

1363
00:48:10,110 --> 00:48:11,144
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1364
00:48:11,210 --> 00:48:12,444
TALK ABOUT CONVINCING.

1365
00:48:12,511 --> 00:48:13,511
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO

1366
00:48:13,577 --> 00:48:14,477
COULD CHASE GWENYTH PALTROW

1367
00:48:14,544 --> 00:48:20,678
AROUND A DESK?

1368
00:48:20,744 --> 00:48:22,711
[LAUGHTER]

1369
00:48:22,778 --> 00:48:23,577
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1370
00:48:23,644 --> 00:48:24,911
IF MEGHAN AND HARRY CAN QUIT

1371
00:48:24,977 --> 00:48:30,644
THEIR FAMILY, YOU CAN TOO!

1372
00:48:30,711 --> 00:48:32,477
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1373
00:48:32,544 --> 00:48:36,177
AS MANY OF US LEARN EVERY YEAR

1374
00:48:36,244 --> 00:48:37,411
NOT THAT I'VE GOT ANYTHING

1375
00:48:37,477 --> 00:48:38,110
AGAINST FAMILIES IN GENERAL,

1376
00:48:38,177 --> 00:48:39,311
THEY COME IN REALLY HANDY AT

1377
00:48:39,377 --> 00:48:40,110
TIMES, LIKE WHEN YOU NEED A

1378
00:48:40,177 --> 00:48:45,177
CO-SIGNER FOR A CAR LOAN.

1379
00:48:45,244 --> 00:48:46,511
BUT THE DOWNSIDE OF FAMILIES IS

1380
00:48:46,577 --> 00:48:47,377
THEY POSSESS A GRAVITATIONAL

1381
00:48:47,444 --> 00:48:48,277
FORCE THAT GETS YOU TO DO THINGS

1382
00:48:48,344 --> 00:48:49,010
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO, AND

1383
00:48:49,077 --> 00:48:49,678
CONTINUE TRADITIONS YOU DON'T

1384
00:48:49,744 --> 00:48:51,844
REALLY BELIEVE IN.

1385
00:48:51,911 --> 00:48:52,878
FAMILY'S LIKE DRUGS -- YOU GET

1386
00:48:52,944 --> 00:48:54,344
HIGH OFF THEM, BUT THEY MAKE YOU

1387
00:48:54,411 --> 00:48:57,644
DO STUPID THINGS.

1388
00:48:57,711 --> 00:49:00,611
PRINCESS DIANA FAMOUSLY SAID SHE

1389
00:49:00,678 --> 00:49:03,377
FELT LIKE A PRISONER -- BUT MANY

1390
00:49:03,477 --> 00:49:04,244
PEOPLE, EVEN US COMMONERS, CAN

1391
00:49:04,311 --> 00:49:05,144
GET TRAPPED LIVING THEIR

1392
00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:06,611
FAMILY'S LIFE AND NOT THEIR

1393
00:49:06,678 --> 00:49:09,778
LIFE, CAPTIVE TO THE SAME OLD

1394
00:49:09,844 --> 00:49:12,977
JOBS, POLITICS, REGION, CUSTOMS.

1395
00:49:13,077 --> 00:49:14,811
EVERY NEW YEAR'S DAY, MY FAMILY

1396
00:49:14,878 --> 00:49:16,377
WOULD SERVE PORK AND SAUERKRAUT.

1397
00:49:16,444 --> 00:49:18,477
I DON'T KNOW WHY.

1398
00:49:18,544 --> 00:49:19,844
MY PARENTS DID IT AND THEIR

1399
00:49:19,911 --> 00:49:22,644
PARENTS DID IT, AND I DID IT,

1400
00:49:22,711 --> 00:49:27,210
UNTIL ONE YEAR I SAID, "I HATE

1401
00:49:27,277 --> 00:49:31,444
THIS SHIT."

1402
00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:32,977
- JUST BECAUSE I SHARE DNA AND A

1403
00:49:33,044 --> 00:49:34,210
BATHROOM WITH YOU PEOPLE DOESN'T

1404
00:49:34,277 --> 00:49:34,811
MEAN I HAVE TO LIVE BY YOUR

1405
00:49:34,878 --> 00:49:37,377
RULES FOREVER.

1406
00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:39,177
SO DO IT.

1407
00:49:39,244 --> 00:49:44,511
FIRE YOUR FAMILY.

1408
00:49:44,577 --> 00:49:45,444
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1409
00:49:45,511 --> 00:49:46,644
HARRY GAVE UP A CASTLE.

1410
00:49:46,711 --> 00:49:47,944
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?

1411
00:49:48,010 --> 00:49:50,344
AN AIR MATTRESS?

1412
00:49:50,411 --> 00:49:52,644
BREAK THE CYCLE.

1413
00:49:52,711 --> 00:49:54,110
THINK OUTSIDE THE CRIB.

1414
00:49:54,177 --> 00:49:55,544
THERE MUST BE FIFTY WAYS TO

1415
00:49:55,611 --> 00:50:02,344
LEAVE YOUR MOTHER.

1416
00:50:02,411 --> 00:50:04,010
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1417
00:50:04,077 --> 00:50:04,611
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO WHAT THEY

1418
00:50:04,678 --> 00:50:05,577
DID - YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET

1419
00:50:05,644 --> 00:50:07,744
MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN, OR GO

1420
00:50:07,811 --> 00:50:09,844
HUNTING OR WORK IN A COAL MINE.

1421
00:50:09,911 --> 00:50:11,644
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE

1422
00:50:11,711 --> 00:50:13,511
RELIGION YOU WERE BORN INTO, OR

1423
00:50:13,577 --> 00:50:14,511
ANY RELIGION - YOU CAN EXPLORE

1424
00:50:14,577 --> 00:50:16,778
AN ALTERNATIVE WAY OF LOOKING AT

1425
00:50:16,844 --> 00:50:17,811
THE UNIVERSE CALLED "NOT

1426
00:50:17,878 --> 00:50:25,344
BAT-SHIT CRAZY."

1427
00:50:25,411 --> 00:50:26,544
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1428
00:50:26,611 --> 00:50:27,678
SO I GIVE HARRY AND MEGHAN SOME

1429
00:50:27,744 --> 00:50:31,110
CREDIT, BUT NOT A LOT.

1430
00:50:31,177 --> 00:50:34,611
THEY WANT TO BE SEEN AS THIS

1431
00:50:34,678 --> 00:50:35,744
MODERN COUPLE WAY HIPPER THAN

1432
00:50:35,811 --> 00:50:37,644
THE OTHER STUFFY ONES IN THE

1433
00:50:37,711 --> 00:50:39,844
FAMILY - WELL, THEN GO ALL THE

1434
00:50:39,911 --> 00:50:41,778
WAY AND SAY, "WE'RE NOT JUST

1435
00:50:41,844 --> 00:50:43,177
"TAKING A STEP BACK' FROM

1436
00:50:43,244 --> 00:50:44,010
ROYALTY, WE'RE RENOUNCING THE

1437
00:50:44,077 --> 00:50:45,977
WHOLE OUTDATED, RACIST,

1438
00:50:46,044 --> 00:50:53,511
ANACHRONISTIC LOT OF IT.

1439
00:50:53,577 --> 00:50:53,977
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1440
00:50:54,044 --> 00:50:56,077
WE'RE SAYING LOUD AND PROUD,

1441
00:50:56,144 --> 00:50:58,311
"WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT THAT SOME

1442
00:50:58,377 --> 00:51:01,110
PEOPLE ARE "ROYAL?""

1443
00:51:01,177 --> 00:51:03,444
YOU WANT TO BE MODERN AND WOKE

1444
00:51:03,511 --> 00:51:04,678
AND ALL THAT, GET RID OF

1445
00:51:04,744 --> 00:51:11,344
POLITICALLY INCORRECT WORDS?

1446
00:51:11,411 --> 00:51:14,044
HOW 'BOUT "YOUR HIGHNESS."

1447
00:51:14,110 --> 00:51:14,611
[APPLAUSE]

1448
00:51:14,678 --> 00:51:15,577
WHAT COULD BE MORE ANTITHETICAL

1449
00:51:15,644 --> 00:51:16,611
TO LIBERALISM THAN CALLING

1450
00:51:16,678 --> 00:51:18,611
ANOTHER HUMAN "YOUR HIGHNESS"?

1451
00:51:18,678 --> 00:51:21,711
I GOTTA SAY, THE SOCIAL JUSTICE

1452
00:51:21,778 --> 00:51:23,744
WARRIORS WHO NEVER TIRE OF

1453
00:51:23,811 --> 00:51:25,044
POINTING OUT OLD BEHAVIORS AND

1454
00:51:25,110 --> 00:51:26,244
BYGONE ATTITUDES THAT JUST DON'T

1455
00:51:26,311 --> 00:51:28,477
CUT IT ANYMORE.

1456
00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:29,511
WHERE HAVE THEY BEEN ON THIS

1457
00:51:29,577 --> 00:51:31,177
ONE?

1458
00:51:31,244 --> 00:51:32,878
SEDUCED BY THE PAGEANTRY WERE

1459
00:51:32,944 --> 00:51:33,678
YOU?

1460
00:51:33,744 --> 00:51:34,778
I THINK THE WOKE HAVE BEEN

1461
00:51:34,844 --> 00:51:37,611
ASLEEP.

1462
00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:39,344
SURPRISINGLY FORGIVING ABOUT THE

1463
00:51:39,411 --> 00:51:41,110
IDEA THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN

1464
00:51:41,177 --> 00:51:43,977
EXALTED ABOVE THE REST OF US, TO

1465
00:51:44,044 --> 00:51:45,878
BE BOWED TO AND CARTED AROUND IN

1466
00:51:45,944 --> 00:51:48,210
GOLDEN CARRIAGES - ALL YOU

1467
00:51:48,277 --> 00:51:50,244
PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP OFFENDED,

1468
00:51:50,311 --> 00:51:51,977
WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE HERE?

1469
00:51:52,044 --> 00:51:52,778
I WANT AN APOLOGY FROM THE

1470
00:51:52,844 --> 00:51:53,577
PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS WANT AN

1471
00:51:53,644 --> 00:52:00,878
APOLOGY!

1472
00:52:00,944 --> 00:52:04,377
[APPLAUSE]

1473
00:52:04,444 --> 00:52:06,344
DID YOU KNOW THE QUEEN HAS A

1474
00:52:06,411 --> 00:52:07,911
GRAND CARVER, CURRENTLY THE EARL

1475
00:52:07,977 --> 00:52:09,044
OF DENBIGH, WHOSE SOLE JOB IT IS

1476
00:52:09,110 --> 00:52:16,411
TO CARVE THE QUEEN'S MEAT.

1477
00:52:16,477 --> 00:52:17,377
[LAUGHTER]

1478
00:52:17,444 --> 00:52:18,744
AND AT DINNER, WHEN THE QUEEN

1479
00:52:18,811 --> 00:52:20,044
FINISHES EATING, EVERYONE ELSE

1480
00:52:20,110 --> 00:52:22,377
HAS TO STOP TOO.

1481
00:52:22,444 --> 00:52:25,411
WHEN THE OLD BAT PUTS DOWN HER

1482
00:52:25,477 --> 00:52:26,177
SPOON, THAT'S IT, WE'RE ALL

1483
00:52:26,244 --> 00:52:30,878
DONE.

1484
00:52:30,944 --> 00:52:37,611
I THOUGHT BEING BORN INTO

1485
00:52:37,678 --> 00:52:38,377
PRIVILEGE, WAS PUBLIC ENEMY

1486
00:52:38,444 --> 00:52:39,678
NUMBER ONE NOW, BUT YOU'RE HAPPY

1487
00:52:39,744 --> 00:52:40,778
TO BE LORDED OVER BY A BUNCH OF

1488
00:52:40,844 --> 00:52:42,177
INBRED TWITS WHO HAPPENED TO WIN

1489
00:52:42,244 --> 00:52:44,744
THE 23 AND ME LOTTERY.

1490
00:52:44,811 --> 00:52:46,778
MEGHAN AND HARRY, YOU WANT TO BE

1491
00:52:46,844 --> 00:52:49,311
REMEMBERED FOR GREATNESS?

1492
00:52:49,377 --> 00:52:50,411
THEN BURN YOUR BOATS COMPLETELY

1493
00:52:50,477 --> 00:52:53,611
AND SAY, "IT'S 2020, I HEREBY

1494
00:52:53,678 --> 00:52:55,444
DECLARE THIS BIRTHRIGHT NONSENSE

1495
00:52:55,511 --> 00:52:57,811
FROM THE MIDDLE AGES STUPID."

1496
00:52:57,878 --> 00:53:00,344
AND THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE

1497
00:53:00,377 --> 00:53:02,177
CURTSIES OR BOWS AND SCRAPES

1498
00:53:02,244 --> 00:53:03,344
BEFORE YOU OR CALLS YOU "YOUR

1499
00:53:03,411 --> 00:53:05,911
HIGHNESS," STOP THEM AND SAY,

1500
00:53:05,977 --> 00:53:07,044
"PLEASE, GET UP, WE FEEL

1501
00:53:07,110 --> 00:53:08,744
RIDICULOUS BEING CALLED THAT.

1502
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:15,711
I'M AN ACTRESS, HE'S A NICE GUY,

1503
00:53:15,778 --> 00:53:15,977
[LAUGHTER]

1504
00:53:16,044 --> 00:53:17,977
WE'RE NOT "HIGHNESSES" - NO

1505
00:53:18,044 --> 00:53:19,878
HUMANS ARE HIGHER BY BIRTH, IT'S

1506
00:53:19,944 --> 00:53:20,744
GROSS."

1507
00:53:20,811 --> 00:53:22,077
AND TO THOSE WHO SAY THE

1508
00:53:22,144 --> 00:53:23,144
MONARCHY IS TOO IMPORTANT A

1509
00:53:23,210 --> 00:53:26,411
TOURIST ATTRACTION TO ABOLISH -

1510
00:53:26,477 --> 00:53:27,678
GUESS WHAT: YOU DON'T NEED LIVE

1511
00:53:27,744 --> 00:53:30,444
PEOPLE FOR THAT.

1512
00:53:30,511 --> 00:53:32,010
THEY STILL GO TO STONEHENGE AND

1513
00:53:32,077 --> 00:53:33,277
THE ALIENS WHO BUILT THAT LEFT A

1514
00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:39,878
LONG TIME AGO.

1515
00:53:39,944 --> 00:53:40,511
[LAUGHTER]

1516
00:53:40,577 --> 00:53:40,811
[APPLAUSE]

1517
00:53:40,878 --> 00:53:42,977
THE PALACES, THE GUARDS, THE

1518
00:53:43,044 --> 00:53:44,344
CARRIAGES - IT'S PRACTICALLY AN

1519
00:53:44,411 --> 00:53:46,911
AMUSEMENT PARK ALREADY.

1520
00:53:46,977 --> 00:53:54,077
WE COULD CALL IT "THE MAGIC

1521
00:53:54,144 --> 00:53:58,010
UNITED KINGDOM"

1522
00:53:58,077 --> 00:53:58,477
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1523
00:53:58,544 --> 00:54:02,644
AND FILL IT WITH RIDES LIKE

1524
00:54:02,711 --> 00:54:10,010
"CAUCASIAN MOUNTAIN,"

1525
00:54:10,077 --> 00:54:10,277
[LAUGHTER]

1526
00:54:10,344 --> 00:54:12,644
"DIANA'S WILD RIDE" AND "THE

1527
00:54:12,711 --> 00:54:14,811
"DIANA'S WILD RIDE"

1528
00:54:14,878 --> 00:54:15,744
AND "THE TUNNEL OF INCESTUOUS

1529
00:54:15,811 --> 00:54:16,611
LOVE."

1530
00:54:16,678 --> 00:54:19,210
JUST, YOU KNOW, KEEP THE KIDS

1531
00:54:19,277 --> 00:54:19,744
AWAY FROM PRINCE ANDREW.

1532
00:54:19,811 --> 00:54:20,511
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1533
00:54:20,577 --> 00:54:21,544
I'LL BE AT THE BELK THEATRE IN

1534
00:54:21,611 --> 00:54:22,177
CHARLOTTE, NC FEBRUARY 15TH, AT

1535
00:54:22,244 --> 00:54:23,577
THE NORTH CHARLESTON PERFORMING

1536
00:54:23,644 --> 00:54:25,044
ARTS CENTER IN NORTH CHARLESTON,

1537
00:54:25,110 --> 00:54:26,044
NC FEBRUARY 16TH, AND AT THE

1538
00:54:26,110 --> 00:54:26,744
COMERICA THEATRE IN PHOENIX

1539
00:54:26,811 --> 00:54:29,110
FEBRUARY 22ND.

1540
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I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS JOE

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WALSH, JON MEACHAM, KARA

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SWISHER, ANDREW YANG AND NANCY

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PELOSI.

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STAY TUNED FOR OVERTIME ON

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YOUTUBE.

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THANK YOU!

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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♪ ♪

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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

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I'm as baffled by this
conflicting evidence as you are.

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I didn't kill that kid, Ralph.

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A human being cannot exist

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in two realities
at the same time.

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RALPH ANDERSON: I have no
tolerance for the unexplainable.

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I believe there's something else
out there.

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And it's worse than
I ever imagined.

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♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪