>> START THE CLOCK.
>> Bill: GREAT TO BE BACK!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I MISSED YOU TOO.
WE ARE BACK.
THANK YOU, IT HAS BEEN A VERY
LONG EIGHT WEEKS BUT I FINALLY
FINISHED "THE IRISHMAN."
ROBERT DE NIRO LOOKS GREAT, I
AGED 40 YEARS.
WE'VE BEEN ON VACATION FOR TWO
MONTHS AND WHEN I'M ON VACATION,
I HAVE TO RECHARGE THE BATTERIES
IN MY VAPE.
I WAS FOLLOWING TRUMP ALL WEEK
AND I'VE JUST GOT TO SAY I NEED
A VACATION, JUST ONE WEEK.
WE HAVE AN AMAZING SHOW TO COME
BACK WITH, NANCY PELOSI IS HERE
TONIGHT.
AND ANDREW YANG IS HERE TONIGHT.
AND OF COURSE HIS SUPPORTERS ARE
CALLED THE GANG AND BERNIE'S
SUPPORTERS ARE CALLED THE BERNIE
BURROUGHS AND TRUMP'S SUPPORTERS
ARE CALLED RUSSIANS.
SPEAKING OF RUSSIANS, DID YOU
SEE -- REMEMBER THIS CHARACTER,
LEV PARNAS, HE LOOKS LIKE THE
HOOVER DRIVER WHO SAYS TO YOU
YOU WANT GIRL?
I GET YOU GIRL!
WOW, DID HE COME OUT OF HIDING
IN A BIG WAY.
HE STARTED WITH RACHEL MADDOW,
SHE DID A GREAT JOB INTERVIEWING
HIM.
EVERYTHING HE SAYS HE TOLD THAT
HE AND RUDY GIULIANI WERE DOING
IN UKRAINE CAME AT THE DIRECTION
OF PRESIDENT TRUMP.
REPUBLICANS ARE SAYING THAT HE'S
MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING,
I SAY CHEAP SHOT, LEAVE HIS HAIR
OUT OF THIS.
TRUMP OF COURSE DENIES KNOWING
HIM AND HE ALWAYS DOES THIS.
SOMEDAY I PROMISE YOU DON JR. IS
GOING TO GET INDICTED AND TRUMP
WILL SAY I KNEW HIM VERY
BRIEFLY, HE WAS MY SON FOR A
SHORT PERIOD OF TIME, I HAD MY
PICTURE TAKEN WITH A LOT OF
PEOPLE.
THIS IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IS
HAPPENING, THE REPUBLICANS OF
COURSE ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO
KEEP ANY WITNESSES FROM
TESTIFYING.
AS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE COMPLETELY
INNOCENT.
MITCH McCONNELL SAYS WE WILL
LEAVE NO STONE TURNED.
WE KNOW HE IS GOING TO GET
ACQUITTED, TRIAL?
PLEASE, WE SHOULDN'T USE THE
WORD.
IT'S A FEW MINUTES OF ROTE
FORMULARY TEAS FOLLOWED BY TRUMP
GETTING OFF.
OR AS MELANIA CALLS IT, SEX.
THIS WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING
TODAY, TRUMP ANNOUNCED SOME OF
THE PEOPLE ON HIS DREAM TEAM OF
LAWYERS, DID YOU SEE THIS?
KEN STARR, THAT KEN STARR.
THE GUY FOR WHOM THE BLOW JOB
WAS TOO MUCH.
HE'S DEFENDING THIS IMPEACHMENT
GUY AND ALAN DERSHOWITZ WHO HAS
DEFENDED HARVEY WEINSTEIN, O.J.,
AND NOW TRUMP.
TRUMP, WEINSTEIN, AND O.J. --
FLABBY, GRABBY, AND STABBY.
THE TRIAL WILL BEGIN ON TUESDAY
AND THIS IS IN THE SENATE WHERE
THEY TAKE THEIR DECORUM -- THE
SENATE, VERY SERIOUSLY, NOT
THOSE ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE.
WE HAVE DECORUM, THERE'S GOING
TO BE NO PHONES, NO TALKING SO
EXPECT A LOT OF TENSION, A LOT
OF ANGRY GLARES, A LOT OF DIRTY
LOOKS AND THAT IS JUST BETWEEN
ELIZABETH WARREN AND
BERNIE SANDERS.
DID YOU SEE THE DEBATE?
THAT GOT NASTY.
THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE AS YOU
KNOW, ELIZABETH WARREN A COUPLE
WEEKS AGO PLAYED THE WOMAN CARD
AND SAID BERNIE AND A PRIVATE
MEETING SAID A WOMAN CAN'T GET
ELECTED PRESIDENT AND AT THE
DEBATE, HE WAS ASKED ABOUT THIS
AND HE SAID "NO I DIDN'T."
AND HE SAID AND BESIDES THAT THE
FACT THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT IS
JUST LIKE A WOMAN.
SO AFTER THE DEBATE,
ELIZABETH WARREN WENT RIGHT UP
TO HIM, YOU SAW THIS MOMENT, AND
HE WENT TO SHAKE HER HAND AND
SHE SAID "DON'T TOUCH ME!"
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE
MARRIAGE STORY, THIS IS LIKE
THAT MOVIE AND SEVEN SECONDS.
SHE'S LIKE YOU CALLED ME A LIAR,
AND HE'S LIKE WHY ARE YOU
BRINGING UP OLD SHIT?
YOU CALLED ME A LIAR, LET'S NOT
DO THIS HERE!
NO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT IN
FRONT OF THE WHOLE RESTAURANT!
MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
THAT HAPPENED WAS A NEW BOOK
CAME OUT BY TWO REPORTERS FROM
"THE WASHINGTON POST" WHERE
TRUMP CALLED AMERICA'S TOP
GENERALS, THE MILITARY PEOPLE
WHO WE ALWAYS SAY, WE THANK YOU
FOR YOUR SERVICE -- SAID THEY
WERE DOPES AND BABIES, SAID THIS
TO THEIR FACE, IN A MEETING A
COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.
SAYING "I WOULDN'T GO TO WAR
WITH YOU."
AND THEY WERE LIKE "YEAH, WE
KNOW, WE WERE IN VIETNAM."
UNENI'M ENDING WITH THAT TO REMD
YOU THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE
YEAR, THIS IS 2020, IT'S GOING
TO HAVE TO HAPPEN, WE
DESPERATELY NEED TO GET RID OF
THIS MAN.
HE NEEDS TO BE REMOVED.
THERE'S ONLY THREE WAY HE GOES,
IMPEACHMENT, ELECTION, OR FRIED
CHICKEN.
I DON'T HAVE THE FAITH IN THE
FIRST OR THE THIRD, SO WE ARE
GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE THAT
HAPPEN.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW.
JON MEACHAM, KARA SWISHER AND
JOE WALSH ARE HERE AND A LITTLE
LATER WE'LL BE SPEAKING WITH
DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE: ANDREW YANG.
BUT FIRST, SHE'S THE
REPRESENTATIVE FROM SAN
FRANCISCO WHO'S ALSO THE 52ND
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, AND SHE
JUST FINISHED IMPEACHING THE
PRESIDENT: NANCY PELOSI.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING
THIS, NANCY PELOSI.
FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR WAITING UNTIL WE GOT BACK ON
THE AIR BEFORE YOU STARTED THE
IMPEACHMENT.
THANK YOU.
AND ALSO BEFORE WE FORGET ABOUT
THAT APPLAUSE, IT WAS ONLY A
YEAR AGO THAT YOU WERE FIGHTING
JUST TO BE THE SPEAKER OF THE
HOUSE.
WE COULD BE HAVING SPEAKER SETH
MOULTON RIGHT NOW.
>> I NEVER REALLY WAS FIGHTING,
I THOUGHT THE PRESS MADE MORE OF
IT BUT LET THEM HAVE THEIR FUN.
>> Bill: YOU ALWAYS HAD IS IN
THE BAG?
>> I KNEW WHAT THE OUTCOME WOULD
BE.
>> Bill: YOU DID DELAY THIS
FOR A MONTH AND LET ME REVIEW
WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS MONTH,
DECEMBER 20TH, NEW EMAILS
REVEALED THAT 91 MINUTES AFTER
THE PERFECT CALL -- PERFECT --
91 MINUTES, THE ORDER WENT OUT
TO THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE TO
WITHHOLD THE AID.
LEV PARNAS CAME FORWARD A COUPLE
DAYS AGO, HE SAID TRUMP WAS
PERSONALLY INVOLVED.
THE GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABILITY
OFFICE DECLARED TRUMP BROKE THE
LAW WHEN HE WITHHELD AIDE TO THE
UKRAINE, JOHN BOLTON ANNOUNCED
HE WAS WILLING TO TESTIFY.
THIS WAS ALL HAPPENING DURING
THE DELAY, MY QUESTION TO YOU IS
DID YOU KNOW ALL OF THIS WAS
GOING TO COME ABOUT OR WAS THIS
JUST A GOOD GUESS BECAUSE
SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A
LOT OF EXPERIENCE?
>> FIRST LET ME CONGRATULATE YOU
ON YOUR OPENING SHOW.
>> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> AND I MUST SAY, YOUR OPENING
WAS, SHALL WE SAY --
>> Bill: RISQUE?
>> IT WAS NOT!
>> Bill: OH.
SORRY I DISAPPOINTED YOU, I WILL
TRY TO WORK AND SOME PROFANITY
DURING THE INTERVIEW, I WAS
CLEANING IT UP FOR YOU.
>> WE KNEW WE HAD A SOLID CASE
FOR THE IMPEACHMENT OF THE
PRESIDENT.
THE FACTS WERE CLEAR, THE
CONSTITUTION REQUIRED IT AND WE
WANTED TO MAKE OUR CASE AND GO
FORWARD SO WE PUT FORTH THE
ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AND
VOTED THEM.
WE KNEW THERE WAS PLENTY OF
OTHER, SHALL WE SAY, INFORMATION
TO COME FORWARD BUT IT WASN'T
NECESSARY TO IMPEACH THE
PRESIDENT -- IT WOULD'VE BEEN
FURTHER INCRIMINATING BUT NOT
NECESSARY AND I DIDN'T WANT TO
IN ANY WAY WE CAN THE CASE THAT
HAD THE SUPPORT OF MY CAUCUS AND
UNDERSTOOD BY THE AMERICAN
PEOPLE.
>> Bill: YOU WERE RELUCTANT TO
DO IT COMPARED TO A LOT OF
DEMOCRATS, YOU WAITED UNTIL IT
WAS INEVITABLE WHERE YOU
COULDN'T TURN AWAY FROM A THING
LIKE THIS.
>> HE GAVE US NO CHOICE, THE
PRESIDENT WAS SELF IMPEACHING
ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY.
>> Bill: THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE
THAT SAID HE WANTED TO BE
IMPEACHED.
JUST FOR THE RECORD, BEING
IMPEACHED IS A BAD THING, RIGHT?
>> AND YOUR IMPEACHED FOREVER.
NO MATTER WHAT THE SENATE DOES,
IT CAN NEVER BE ERASED.
>> Bill: PRESIDENT TRUMP MAY
BE ACCIDENTALLY WATCHING THE
SHOW TONIGHT.
HE'S MADE ME PART OF HIS ACT
BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAY HE'S NOT
GOING TO LEAVE EVEN IF HE LOSES.
HE HAS WOVEN THAT IN BECAUSE
HE'S A COMEDIAN AND HE DOES HIS
RALLIES.
YOU COULD TALK TO HIM DIRECTLY.
>> IF I KNEW THAT THE PRESIDENT
WAS LISTENING.
>> Bill: ACCIDENTALLY.
>> I WOULD WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT
HE'S IMPEACHED FOREVER AND HE'S
IMPEACHED FOREVER BECAUSE HE USE
THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT TO
TRY TO INFLUENCE A FOREIGN
COUNTRY FOR HIS PERSONAL AND
POLITICAL BENEFIT AND IN DOING
SO HE UNDERMINED OUR NATIONAL
SECURITY.
HE WAS DISLOYAL TO HIS L OATH OF
OFFICE TO PROTECT THE
CONSTITUTION AND PLACED IN
JEOPARDY THE INTEGRITY OF OUR
ELECTION -- HE GAVE US NO
CHOICE.
EARLIER ON SOME OF THE CHARGES
THAT WERE VIOLATIONS OF THE LAW,
I SAID HE'S NOT WORTH IT.
ONCE YOU CROSS THAT BRIDGE, IT
WASN'T A QUESTION OF HIS BEING
WORTH IT, THE CONSTITUTION WAS
WORTH IT.
HE HAD TO BE IMPEACHED.
YOU BEGAN ABOUT THE TIMING, THE
VALUE OF THAT, IN THE PERIOD OF
TIME OVER 70% OF THE AMERICAN
PEOPLE WANT TO SEE WITNESSES AND
DOCUMENTS TO COME FORWARD AND
THAT PLACES A BURDEN ON THOSE
SENATORS.
THEY WILL EITHER COME DOWN IN
FAVOR OF TRANSPARENCY AND
ACCOUNTABILITY TO THE
CONSTITUTION OR WE'LL HOLD THEM
ACCOUNTABLE.
>> Bill: IT COMES DOWN TO FOUR
SENATORS, FROM EVERYTHING I'VE
HEARD -- MAYBE IT'S WRONG --
THERE ARE REALLY ONLY FOUR WHO
ARE CONSIDERING IT AND I FEEL
LIKE WE'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD
SO MANY TIMES WITH THAT SMALL
GROUP OF MODERATE REPUBLICANS.
I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER BETTER
THAN ANYONE ELSE, THE OBAMACARE
HEALTH FIGHT WHILE WE WERE
WAITING AND WAITING FOR LISA
MURKOWSKI AND SUSAN COLLINS AND
BRETT KAVANAUGH -- MITT ROMNEY
AND THERE'S ALWAYS LIKE MAY BE
THESE MODERATE REPUBLICANS WILL
COME THROUGH AND ALWAYS IT'S THE
CHARLIE BROWN FOOTBALL AND THEY
DON'T.
WHAT IS YOUR PREDICTION ABOUT
WHETHER ANYONE WILL COME THROUGH
AND IF WE WILL HAVE WITNESSES?
>> IT'S ALL ABOUT PUBLIC
OPINION, LINCOLN SAID PUBLIC
SENTIMENT IS EVERYTHING, WITH IT
YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING, WITHOUT
IT PRACTICALLY NOTHING.
THE PUBLIC SENTIMENT IN THESE
STATES IS VERY CLEARLY IN FAVOR
OF WITNESSES AND DOCUMENTATION.
IF THOSE SENATORS DON'T VOTE IN
FAVOR OF THEM, THERE IS A PRICE
TO PAY.
IF MITCH McCONNELL DOESN'T
ALLOW THEM TO VOTE FOR THAT,
THAT SAYS SOMETHING AS WELL.
THEY ARE IN A VERY BAD PLACE BUT
THE FACT IS THIS IS SO CLEAR AS
FAR AS DEFENDING THE
CONSTITUTION, HONORING THE
FOUNDERS FOR WHAT THAT IS.
THE EXQUISITE SEPARATION OF
POWERS IN THE CONSTITUTION WHICH
MAKES US OVER A PUBLIC -- I
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG
AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT
STANDS, A REPUBLIC, THAT'S WHAT
WE ARE, THAT'S WHAT HE'S
UNDERMINING.
>> Bill: NOT JUSTICE BEFORE
UNDERMINING -- MITCH
McCONNELL.
YOU HAVE TIPPED RIGHT UP TO THE
LINE OF BASICALLY CALLING HIM ON
AMERICAN.
>> "MOSCOW MITCH."
>> Bill: IN A LOT OF WAYS HE
HAS DONE MORE DAMAGE THAN TRUMP
HAS, HE'S A STRICT
CONSTITUTIONALIST WHO CONSTANTLY
VIOLATES THE CONSTITUTION, MOST
PROMINENTLY BY NOT ALLOWING
MERRICK GARLAND, OBAMA'S
SUPREME COURT TAKE TO EVEN HAVE
A HEARING.
>> IF THEY WERE TO WRITE THE
BOOK ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN AS
THEY DID ABOUT IMPEACHMENT, IT
WOULD BE CALLED "ALL THE
PRESIDENT'S HENCHMEN."
THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE
UNITED STATES COME ALL OF THESE
PEOPLE SURROUNDING THE
PRESIDENT.
LET'S TAKE THIS TO A PATRIOTIC
PLACE, THIS ISN'T ABOUT POLITICS
AND IT ISN'T ABOUT PARTISANSHIP,
IT'S ABOUT PATRIOTISM AND OUR
CONSTITUTION.
WE DON'T WANT ANY PRESIDENTS
DEMOCRATIC OR REPUBLICAN, NO
MATTER WHO SHE OR HE IS TO THINK
THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS.
HE HAD TO BE STOPPED BECAUSE HE
IS AGAIN JEOPARDIZING THE
INTEGRITY OF THE NEXT ELECTION
BY BLAMING IT ON THE UKRAINIANS
AND NOT GIVING ANY
ACCOUNTABILITY TO THE RUSSIANS.
>> Bill: YOU ARE A LOT MORE
GENEROUS IN SPIRIT TO HIM THAN I
AM.
>> NOT TO HIM BUT TO THE
CONSTITUTION.
I DON'T HATE ANYBODY.
>> Bill: I KNOW, AND I BELIEVE
YOU -- I CAN'T GO THERE WITH
YOU.
HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TOLD MY
AUDIENCE, I'VE TOLD THEM AND I
THINK THIS SHOULD BE OUR MANTRA
ON THE LEFT.
YOU CAN HATE TRUMPED, YOU CAN'T
HATE THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIM.
THAT'S WHERE WE ARE TOO.
"I'M UNFRIENDING YOU."
THAT WAY LIES LITERALLY CIVIL
WAR.
>> EVEN THE PEOPLE I SERVED
WITHIN THE CONGRESS, WE HAVE
VERY LITTLE IN COMMON IN TERMS
OF OUR ISSUES BUT THE FACT IS I
RESPECT THE PEOPLE WHO SENT THEM
TO CONGRESS, I AFFORD THEM THE
RESPECT THAT THEIR CONSTITUENTS
DESERVE.
>> Bill: YOU WERE NEVER A
SCARY RADICAL BUT THAT IS HOW
YOU WERE PORTRAYED.
>> 137,000 ADS DESCRIBING ME
THAT WAY IN 2008 -- 137,000 ADS.
SAN FRANCISCO LIBERAL, WHICH I
PROUDLY AM.
>> Bill: WHAT I FOUND
DISTURBING IS VERY OFTEN
DEMOCRATS DON'T DEFEND YOU.
>> WE DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT,
HERE'S WHAT I DO WORRY ABOUT.
OUR COUNTRY IN ITS GREATNESS CAN
ABSORB ONE TERM OF THE PRESENT
OCCUPANT OF THE WHITE HOUSE --
NOT TWO TERMS.
WHAT WE HAVE TO DO FROM RIGHT TO
LEFT IN OUR OWN PARTY IS TO
ELECT A NEW PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES.
WHOEVER THAT IS, WHOEVER THE
NOMINEE IS, WE ALMOST EMBRACE
AND ADVANCE.
I HAVE TO SAY AS I TRAVEL THE
COUNTRY, I DO BELIEVE THERE IS
PLENTY OF COMMON GROUND IN THE
MAINSTREAM MESSAGE.
>> Bill: DON'T YOU THINK IT
SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND THEIR
INABILITY TO DO WITH NEXT KEY
ELECTIONS THAT A LOT OF YOUR
ACCOMPLISHMENTS, INSTEAD OF
STANDING SHOULDER TO SHOULDER
WITH YOU AND A SAYING THIS IS
THE PERSON WHO SAVED THE COUNTRY
COUNTRY, HELPED FROM GOING INTO
A DEPRESSION BY PASSING THE
STIMULUS, SAVE THE AUTOMOBILE
INDUSTRY, GOT OBAMACARE PAST,
YOU ARE KIND OF OUR IRON LADY
HERE ON THE LEFT.
I FEEL LIKE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
IS VERY OFTEN THE VICTIM OF
THEIR OWN PURITY TESTS.
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, I'M
IN THE ARENA, YOU GO IN THERE,
YOU GO IN AND YOU HAVE TO BE
READY TO TAKE A PUNCH AND YOU
HAVE TO BE READY TO THROW A
PUNCH FOR THE CHILDREN.
>> Bill: I LOVE THE CHILDREN.
>> I DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT BUT
WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT FOR
THE CHILDREN IS THE FUTURE OF
THIS COUNTRY.
WE HAVE TO HAVE OUR COMMON
GROUND, MAINSTREAM MESSAGE.
IN RECENT ELECTION, WE WON.
DISCIPLINE, FOCUS, COLD-BLOODED
IN TERMS OF JUST WINNING --
>> Bill: GOOD TO HAVE YOUR
COLD-BLOODED SELF ON OUR SIDE.
NANCY PELOSI, EVERYBODY!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING
US.
>> ALEXANDER SAYS HI.
>> Bill: I WANT TO TALK TO HER
HER!
LET'S MEET OUR PANEL.
HE'S THE FORMER REPUBLICAN
CONGRESSMAN FROM ILLINOIS AND A
PRIMARY CHALLENGER TO DONALD
TRUMP FOR THE REPUBLICAN
NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT IN
2020: JOE WALSH.
HE'S A PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING
HISTORIAN AND AUTHOR OF THE NEW
YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "THE SOUL
OF AMERICA: THE BATTLE FOR OUR
BETTER ANGELS": JON MEACHAM.
SHE'S EDITOR-AT-LARGE AT RECODE
AND A COLUMNIST FOR THE NEW YORK
TIMES: KARA SWISHER.
DON'T FORGET TO SEND US YOUR
QUESTIONS FOR TONIGHT'S
"OVERTIME" SO WE CAN ANSWER THEM
AFTER THE SHOW ON YOUTUBE.
SO LET'S TALK ABOUT IMPEACHMENT,
HISTORICAL -- IT'S BAD FOR THE
COUNTRY BUT AS A HISTORIAN, YOU
MUST BE TINGLY ABOUT IT.
>> IT'S DORK PORN.
IT REALLY IS, IF C-SPAN WERE
PAY-PER-VIEW.
WE'VE ONLY DONE THIS THREE
TIMES, AND 240 YEARS.
>> Bill: THERE IS PRECEDENT
BUT I READ 15 TIMES OVERALL AND
ALL HAD WITNESSES.
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE MIGHT
NOT HAVE WITNESSES.
>> THE CHIEF JUSTICES ARE
WATCHING THIS, THE CHIEF JUSTICE
IN THE JOHNSON IMPEACHMENT VOTED
A COUPLE OF TIMES TO BREAK A
TIE.
IT'S THE ULTIMATE SANCTION, THE
KEY WAS DIVIDED SOVEREIGNTY.
THE FOUNDERS HAD A PESSIMISTIC
VIEW OF HUMAN NATURE, WE HAVE
DONE EVERYTHING WE CAN TO PROVE
THEM RIGHT.
YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON AMERICA
TO DO THE RIGHT THING ONCE IT
HAS EXHAUSTED EVERY OTHER
POSSIBILITY.
THE IDEA IS MAKE IT REALLY HARD
TO DO SOMETHING AND IMPEACHMENT
COMES OUT OF THE ENGLISH COMMON
LAW, VERY HARD TO DO.
I SUSPECT WITH THESE LAWYERS
TODAY AT LEAST ONE OF WHOM
REPRESENTED O.J., WE MAY BE
SEEING THIS AGAIN -- HE'S GUILTY
BUT HE'S GOING TO WALK.
THAT'S POSSIBLE HERE.
>> Bill: POSSIBLE?
IS DEFINITELY GOING TO WALK.
WHAT?
THERE'S SOMEONE ON THIS PANEL OR
IN THIS WORLD WHO THINKS --
>> POSSIBLY.
>> Bill: TRUMP COULD GET
CONVICTED?
>> I THINK SO.
>> Bill: THEY WON'T ALLOW
WITNESSES.
>> ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
>> Bill: I SMOKE AFTER THE
SHOW.
>> HE'S BEEN DOING DORK PORN ALL
DAY.
>> Bill: THIS IS A BOMBSHELL
TO MAKE HIM A WALK ME THROUGH
THIS WHERE THE REPUBLICANS WHO
HAVE NEVER TURNED ON HIM, WE
DON'T KNOW WHY, THOSE ARE GOOD
QUESTIONS TO ASK -- WHY -- WHAT
KNOWLEDGE DO YOU HAVE?
>> WE KNOW THAT MOST OF MY
FORMER REPUBLICAN COLLEAGUES IN
THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE, THEY
CAN'T STAND HIM.
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT THIS GUY
DID COME EVERYBODY KNOWS HE DID
WRONG.
>> Bill: THAT'S NOT HOW THEY
ARE VOTING.
>> I THINK THERE WILL BE ENOUGH
REPUBLICANS WILL MAYBE DEMAND A
FAIR TRIAL, HERE FROM LEV PARNAS
PARNAS.
IT'S UP TO THE VOTERS COME UP TO
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO GET INTO
THE SENATOR'S FACES AND SAY, PUT
COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY, I THINK
THERE MIGHT BE ENOUGH PRESSURE.
>> Bill: WE ARE GOING TO CUT
THIS OUT OF THE SHOW.
AND WE ARE LIVE, THAT'S HOW I
MUCH I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
I THINK IT'S FUNNY THEY ARE SO
AFRAID TO HEAR FROM JOHN BOLTON,
LIFELONG REPUBLICAN HACK BUT
THEY CAN'T EVEN HEAR FROM HIM.
HOW ABOUT THIS QUESTION -- COULD
BACKFIRE?
BECAUSE THEN DOESN'T TRUMP GET
THE CALL BIDEN AND HIS
NE'ER-DO-WELL SON?
>> IT COULD BE ONE AND ONE BUT
THERE COULD BE PEOPLE WHO YOU
COULD SAY ARE PERTINENT TO THE
INVESTIGATION.
>> Bill: BIDEN NEEDS A BETTER
ANSWER ABOUT HIS SON THAN "I CAN
DO MORE PUSH-UPS THAN YOU" AND
"I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU UP."
>> HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO ADDRESS
IT DURING THE GENERAL CAMPAIGN.
>> Bill: I REMEMBER 2004 WITH
JOHN KERRY, WAR HERO AND THEY
TURNED HIM INTO THE WAR CRIMINAL
AND BUSH THE DRAFT DODGER INTO
THE WAR HERO.
IF THIS GETS TO A TRIAL AND THEY
CALLED BIDEN AND HIS SON, BIDEN
AND HIS SON AND UKRAINE WILL BE
THE BIGGER SCANDAL.
>> I THINK THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
WILL SEE THROUGH THAT.
>> Bill: OH, JESUS.
>> 137,000 ADS, WHAT THEY DO IS
THEY FLOOD THE ZONE WITH ADS AND
THEY WILL DO THAT HERE AND THEY
WILL KEEP REPEATING AND
REPEATING THE MESSAGE.
>> BUT IT'S NOT HELPING TRUMP.
HE'S GOT HIS BASE OF SUPPORT
THAT WILL NEVER LEAVE HIM, HE'S
NOT GAINING VOTES BEYOND THAT
ESPECIALLY ON IMPEACHMENT.
>> I THINK IT WORKS MUCH BETTER
THAN YOU THINK.
>> THE REAL CONVICTION AND
REMOVAL WILL HAVE TO HAPPEN IN
NOVEMBER.
THE ARGUMENT HERE HAS TO BE THAT
YOU FIND THE PERCENTAGE OF
VOTERS, COLD-BLOODED LEE AS THE
SPEAKER JUST SAID AND CONVINCE
THEM WE HAVE HAD OUR FUN, IT'S
ALWAYS FUNNY UNTIL SOMEBODY GETS
AND I PUT OUT, WE HAVE BEEN SHOT
BY THE BB GUN NOW.
IT WAS RUSSIAN-MADE.
THE FUN IS OVER AND WE'VE GOT TO
GET BACK -- AND THAT IS THE
BIDEN CASE.
HIS CASE IS I'M AN OXYGEN TANK,
BUT THE COUNTRY AN END WILL TAKE
CARE OF IT FOR FOUR YEARS.
>> Bill: HE LOOKS BAD AT THE
DEBATES.
>> NO AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE MATTERS
MATTERS, THIS LEV PARNAS THING
JUST HAPPENED AND I'M THINKING
OF RUDY GIULIANI --
>> Bill: HE'S NOT CREDIBLE.
>> NONE OF THEM ARE CREDIBLE.
>> WHAT HE SAID HAS JIBED WITH
WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE SAID THAT.
THIS BE WHEN HE NOTE TO HIMSELF
THAT SAID "GET ZELENSKY AND TO
ANNOUNCE THE BIDEN CASE WILL BE
INVESTIGATED."
TO HIMSELF!
IT'S LIKE A BANK ROBBER WRITING
A NOTE "REMEMBER TO ROB A BANK."
>> YOU HAVE THE RUDY GIULIANI
STUFF, HE IS LIKE THE STD OF
DIGITAL.
HE IS CONSTANTLY LEAVING
PROBLEMS.
>> Bill: LET ME ASK ABOUT THE
DEBATE AND THE BROUHAHA I
MENTIONED IN THE MONOLOGUE, IS
IT WRONG JUST TO ASK THIS
QUESTION?
IT'S NOT THAT BERNIE SANDERS,
WHATEVER HE SAID, SHE'S NOT
CLAIMING THAT HE SAID A WOMAN
SHOULDN'T BE PRESIDENT, JUST
THAT A WOMAN COULDN'T.
AND WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD THESE
DISCUSSIONS, WERE NOT TAPPING
NOW -- THE MOST QUALIFIED PERSON
EVER HILLARY CLINTON LOST TO THE
RACIST TELETUBBIES IN THE LAST
ONE.
IT SEEMS LIKE THE SAME PEOPLE
WERE SAYING HILLARY CLINTON LOST
BECAUSE OF SEXISM ARE SAYING HOW
DARE YOU SAY A WOMAN COULDN'T BE
ELECTED.
>> ELIZABETH WARREN BROUGHT IT
UP HERSELF.
>> Bill: SHE PLAYED THE WOMAN
CARD TO.
>> I DON'T LIKE THE CARD --
WHAT'S A MAN CARD?
SHE HAD TO SAY IT OUT LOUD TO.
>> Bill: TO SAVE HER CAMPAIGN.
IT WAS NOT AN ISSUE THAT NEEDED
TO BE BROUGHT UP, WE ARE SINKING
IN THE POLLS, THIS IS WHAT
POLITICIANS DO WHEN THEY ARE ON
THE TRAIL FOR A YEAR.
SHE WAS RISING, SHE WAS GOING TO
BE THE ONE, REMEMBER BUSH IN
2,000 BROUGHT OUT BLACK BABIES
WITH JOHN McCAIN -- HE'S LIKE
I'M LOSING THIS THING, BLACK
BABIES, THAT'S ALL I WANT TO
HEAR ABOUT HIS BLACK BABIES AND
THEY BROUGHT THAT OUT.
>> IT DEPENDS ON THE CANDIDATE,
IT DEPENDS ON THE WOMAN, I'M A
CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN,
NANCY PELOSI IS A ROCK STAR.
I WOULD PUT HER IN THE
WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
JE
THE WAY THAT WOMAN AGAINST TRUMP
HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY DEFENDED THE
CONSTITUTION, I WOULD WANT HER
IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THAT'S IT.
>> Bill: CONSIDERING THREE
YEARS AGO YOU WERE SAYING IF
TRUMP DIDN'T GET ELECTED YOU ARE
GOING TO GET A MUSKET.
>> IF NANCY PELOSI DOESN'T GET
ELECTED --
>> HE'S MOVING TO MY HOUSE.
WILL UNCH DORK PORN TOGETHER,
IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.
WE ARE MARRYING A GOAT, THAT'S
WHAT WE DO NOW.
>> Bill: A THROUPLE?
>> SEXY, SEXY WHAT'S HAPPENING
HERE.
YOU STARTED IT.
>> BILL, GRAB THIS PANEL.
>> Bill: WHILE WE WERE OFF,
TRUMP DID IT DRONE STRIKE
AGAINST THIS GUY SOLEIMANI, PART
OF THE BROUHAHA IS HE SAID HE
WAS GOING TO ATTACK THEIR
CULTURAL SITES.
A RAN HIS ANCIENT PERSIA, THEIR
CULTURAL SITES ARE PRETTY
AWESOME.
EVERY REACTION CAUSES A
REACTION, NOW WE HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT OUR CULTURAL SITES, OUR
CULTURAL SITES ARE LIKE
GRACELAND AND WE HAVE THE
FOUNTAIN AT THE BELLAGIO.
WE HAVE THE ROCKY STATUE.
OURS ARE NOT AS IMPRESSIVE BUT
SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
WINONA MISSISSIPPI HAS THE
INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF MUD FLAPS
MUD FLAPS.
IN OHIO THERE IS THE TOMB
THE UNKNOWN AMPHETAMINE-ADDICTED
LONG-HAUL TRUCKER.
OF
IN MY HOME STATE.
BELMAR ROCK, ON THE JERSEY SHORE
-- THIS IS THE SIGHT WHERE THE
GUIDOS FIRST LANDED IN AMERICA.
IN NEVADA - THERE'S AREA 52,
WHERE THE PENTAGON IS SAID TO BE
HIDING EVIDENCE OF THE EXISTENCE
OF MODERATE REPUBLICANS.
IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
THE WALL OF HUNTERS SHOT BY
OTHER HUNTERS.
IN MISSISSIPPI, THERE'S THE
HIGHWAY THAT GAVE US THE
ROADKILL WHICH BECAME DONALD
TRUMP'S HAIR.
JERRY MACK LET'S BRING OUT
ANDREW!
HE'S A 2020 DEMOCRATIC
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND
AUTHOR OF "THE WAR ON NORMAL
PEOPLE: THE TRUTH ABOUT
AMERICA'S DISAPPEARING JOBS AND
WHY UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME IS
OUR FUTURE": ANDREW YANG.
WAIT A SECOND.
>> THANK YOU >> Bill: I SAW AS
YOU WERE COMING OUT YOU WERE
DOING THIS -- IS THAT A SHOT AT
BIDEN AND BERNIE, IT'S A SUBTLE
WAY OF REMINDING EVERYONE.
>> YOUR AUDIENCE CAN TELL YOU HE
KEEPS THE STUDIO A LITTLE BIT
CHILLY, AM I RIGHT?
>> Bill: I MISSED YOU AT THE
DEBATE.
>> YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE.
>> Bill: YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT
VOICE AND ONE THAT NEEDS TO BE
HEARD.
YOU ARE THE LEAST TRUMP OBSESSED
OF ALL THE CANDIDATES.
YOU SAID IF YOU TURNED ON CABLE
NETWORK NEWS TODAY YOU WOULD
THINK HE'S OUR PRESIDENT BECAUSE
OF SOME COMBINATION OF RUSSIA,
RACISM, FACEBOOK, HILLARY, AND
EMAILS.
SOME OF THAT IS TRUE BUT YOU'RE
SAYING IT'S OTHER THINGS AND I
WOULD AGREE.
>> I'M HEADING FROM HERE TO IOWA
AND WE BLASTED AWAY 40,000
MANUFACTURING JOBS IN THAT
STATE.
WHEN YOU GO TO THOSE TOWNS, THE
SHOPPING CENTER CLOSED, PEOPLE
STARTED TO LEAVE.
THE SCHOOL SHRANK AND IT HAS
NEVER RECOVERED.
THAT IS A STORY THAT HAS PLAYED
OUT IN OHIO, MICHIGAN, WESTERN
PENNSYLVANIA, WISCONSIN.
THAT'S WHY TRUMP WON ALL OF
THOSE KEY STATES AND WHAT WE DID
TO THOSE MANUFACTURING JOBS WE
ARE NOW DOING TO RETAIL JOBS,
CALL CENTER JOBS, 30% OF MALLS
AND STORES ARE CLOSING BECAUSE
AMAZON IS CLOSING THEM AND THEY
ARE PAYING ZERO IN TAXES.
THESE ARE PROBLEMS THAT PEOPLE
IN IOWA FEEL EVERY SINGLE DAY
AND WHEN I TALK TO VOTERS, THEY
DON'T OBSESS ABOUT IMPEACHMENT
THE SAME WAY THE FOLKS IN THE
MEDIA DO.
>> Bill: AMERICA STILL MAKES
STUFF IT'S JUST THAT IT'S ROBOTS
DOING IT, I THINK I READ IN YOUR
ARTICLE SOMETHING LIKE 88% OF
FACTORY JOBS THAT WERE LOST FROM
2,000 TO 2010 WERE LOST TO
AUTOMATION -- THAT IS THE ISSUE
FOR YOU.
>> WHEN YOU GO TO A FACTORY IN
THE MIDWEST YOU DON'T SEE
WALL-TO-WALL IMMIGRANTS, YOU SEE
WALL-TO-WALL MACHINES.
TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU DO NEED
MORE MANUFACTURING WORKERS WHICH
YOU DO, THEY TEND TO BE EDUCATED
TECHNICIANS, PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD
ON LAPTOPS AND NOT HAMMERING
THINGS INTO PLACE.
IN OUR COUNTRY, ONLY 33% OF
AMERICANS ARE GOING TO GRADUATE
FROM COLLEGE, WE ARE ESSENTIALLY
A NATION OF HIGH SCHOOL
GRADUATES.
THOSE OPPORTUNITIES ARE NOT
KEEPING PACE.
>> Bill: THE OTHER THING I
LIKE ABOUT YOU IS YOU ARE ALSO
THE LEAST IDENTITY POLITICS
OBSESSED I FEEL.
I DON'T SEE COLOR, MY STAFF
TELLS ME YOU ARE ASIAN.
>> EARLY ON IN MY CAMPAIGN, SOME
PEOPLE TOLD ME AN ASIAN CLINT
WIN THE WHITE HOUSE.
AND THOSE PEOPLE WERE MY
PARENTS.
IS THAT TRUE?
MY PARENTS NEVER EVEN JOKED
ABOUT ME RUNNING, IT WASN'T LIKE
YOU CAN'T BE PRESIDENT --
>> Bill: YOU SHOULD BE
PRESIDENT.
>> THEY WEREN'T EXCITED
INITIALLY BECAUSE
ASIAN-AMERICANS DON'T THINK
ABOUT POLITICS AS A NATURAL
ARENA FOR US.
HOPEFULLY I'M CHANGING THAT.
>> Bill: YOU ARE CHANGING THAT
THAT!
I ALSO LOVE THAT YOU MAKE JOKES
BUT SOME ASIANS DON'T LIKE THAT
YOU GET PUSHBACK.
THERE ARE JOKES ABOUT BEING GOOD
AT MATH, THEY ARE POSITIVE!
IT'S LIKE BEING KIDDED ABOUT
HAVING A BIG DICK -- HOW DARE
YOU COME ON NOW EVERYONE IS
GOING TO KNOW!
>> MATH IS AN ACRONYM, IT STANDS
FOR MAKE AMERICA THINK HARDER.
YOU GOT TO GET GOOD AT MATH.
>> Bill: LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT
THE CHINA DEAL -- NOT BECAUSE
YOU ARE ASIAN.
REALLY.
IT WAS A BIG PART OF THE WEEK,
WE OBSESS ABOUT ALL THESE OTHER
THINGS AND I WOULD LIKE YOUR
CRITICISM OF THE MEDIA, YOU SAY
I ALWAYS CRITICIZE FOX NEWS ALL
THOSE YEARS AND I STILL DO
BECAUSE THEY JUST DON'T REPORT
THE NEWS THAT THEY DON'T WANT
THEIR PEOPLE TO HEAR ABOUT.
I FEEL THE LEFT IS GETTING THAT
WAY TOO.
WE FINALLY SIGNED A TRADE DEAL
WITH CHINA, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
IT?
>> THE DETAILS HAVEN'T COME OUT
BUT I TALKED TO A PRODUCER HERE
IN THE U.S. AND THEY SAID WHAT
HAS BEEN SIGNED DOES NOT PROTECT
THEM OR ADDRESS THEIR CONCERNS
AT ALL.
IT'S MORE ABOUT NOT SLAPPING
ADDITIONAL TARIFFS ON IMPORTS
COMING INTO THE COUNTRY, I DON'T
KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU, BUT
I'M MUCH MORE CONCERNED ABOUT
FARMERS IN IOWA THAN I AM ABOUT
CHINESE PRODUCERS, WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S IN THIS UNTIL WE GET MORE
INFORMATION.
>> Bill: WHAT ABOUT TECHNOLOGY
STEALING?
>> THAT'S ONE THING.
>> Bill: IS THAT IN THERE, DID
WE GET IT?
>> IT'S NOT CLEAR, IT'S NOT
FACING WHAT THE FUTURE IS AND
THAT IS CHINA IS INNOVATIVE AND
IS STARTING TO MANUFACTURE ALL
KINDS OF THINGS INCLUDING THOSE
ROBOTS.
THOSE ARE IMMIGRANT ROBOTS IN
THOSE FACTORIES.
>> Bill: HOW COME I KEEP
READING THAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE
GETTING THEIR KICKED ON THE
TECHNOLOGICAL FRONT AS FAR AS
SOCIAL MEDIA AS FAR AS ADS -- OO
TECHNOLOGICALLY AHEAD AND PEGGY
NOONAN SAID I THINK WE'RE GOING
TO WIN BECAUSE I SEE SO MANY
YARD SIGNS, YARD SIGNS, WE ARE
ON THE COMPUTER, LADY!
>> THE REPUBLICANS WERE USING
THIS VERY EARLY ON, I REMEMBER
RALPH REED USING THIS TO GREAT
EFFECT TEN YEARS AGO AND IT'S
BECAUSE BEFORE FOX NEWS MOST
CONSERVATIVES WERE ZEROED OUT IN
MAINSTREAM MEDIA SO THEY STARTED
TO USE DIGITAL TOOLS ADEPTLY AND
NOW THEY USE THEM IN A LOT OF
WAYS.
THEY ARE AIDED BY FACEBOOK AND
OTHERS IN TERMS OF THESE TOOLS
AND THE ABILITY TO MICRO-TARGET
AND THEY HAVE GOTTEN VERY GOOD
AT IT.
>> Bill: BUT I THOUGHT THE
LIBERALS OWN SILICON VALLEY, I
THOUGHT WE WERE THE ONES THAT
WERE GOOD AT THIS SHIT, THE
REPUBLICANS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
THE OLD MAN WHO TALKED ABOUT THE
MACHINE WHEN THEY WERE TALKING
ABOUT A TAPE RECORDER.
>> IF YOU WANT US TO LEAPFROG
THE REPUBLICANS AGAIN, I CAN BE
YOUR NOMINEE.
WE WOULD BE BETTER AT TECHNOLOGY
THAN THE REPUBLICANS COME THE
FALL.
>> Bill: YOU PERSONALLY COULD
MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
>> SURE.
IT'S TRUE.
>> Bill: IT'S A BIG PROMISE,
WE HAVE A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO
DO.
>> WHAT HAPPENED IN 2016 IS THE
REPUBLICANS DID GET VERY GOOD
AND AT THE TIME FACEBOOK WENT TO
THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN AND THEY
SAID YOU WANT SOME HELP AND THE
CLINTON CAMPAIGN SAID WE GOT IT.
THAT WAS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER.
>> Bill: I HAVE AN IMPORTANT
QUESTION FOR YOU IF YOU ARE THE
NOMINEE.
YOU WIN, YOU WIN THE VOTE.
YOU ARE PRESIDENT-ELECT YANG.
>> I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
>> WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHAT I
HAVE TO SAY.
>> Bill: YOU DON'T REALLY
THINK DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO
CONCEDE TO YOU, DO YOU?
CAN I READ TO YOU A FEW QUOTES.
ROGER STONE A COUPLE OF YEARS
AGO, TRY TO IMPEACH HIM, YOU
WILL HAVE A SPASM OF VIOLENCE IN
THIS COUNTRY, AND INSURRECTION
LIKE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
HERE'S A TRUMP TWO WEEKS BEFORE
THE ELECTION THAT HE WON.
"THE WHOLE THING IS A BIG FIX,
ONE BIG FIX.
THE PROCESS IS RIGGED, THE WHOLE
ELECTION IS GETTING RIGGED."
THAT'S WHAT HE THOUGHT HE WAS
GOING TO LOSE.
HERE'S REPRESENT OF STEVE KING.
"FOLKS KEEP TALKING ABOUT
ANOTHER CIVIL WAR, ONE SIDE HAS
ABOUT 8 TRILLION BULLETS WHILE
THE OTHER SIDE DOESN'T KNOW
WHICH BATHROOM TO USE.
">> YES WE DO.
>> Bill: HERE'S TRUMP
JUNE 10TH OF LAST YEAR, ASKED
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM AND
NIXON.
"HE LEFT.
I DON'T LEAVE HIM A BIG
DIFFERENCE" JOE, I KNOW YOU'RE A
DIFFERENT GUY NOW, HERE'S YOU
NOVEMBER 2016.
YOU SAID ON NOVEMBER 8TH "I'M
VOTING FOR TRUMP, IF HE LOSES,
I'M GRABBING MY MUSKET."
THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN,
YOU DON'T REALLY THINK TRUMP IS
GOING TO CONCEDE, WHAT IS THE
PLAN?
THIS IS MY QUESTION FOR
DEMOCRATS, WHAT IS THE PLAN WHEN
HE SAYS IT'S RIGGED, WE FOUND
IRREGULARITIES, I'M HEARING AND
SUSPENDING EVERYTHING AND HE'S
NOT LEAVING ON JANUARY 20TH.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> I GENUINELY THINK HE WOULD
MAKE A LOT OF NOISE BUT HE WOULD
LEAVE BECAUSE IN ORDER TO STAY
YOU LITERALLY NEED THE MILITARY
ON YOUR SIDE AND THE MILITARY IF
IT'S A FREE AND FAIR ELECTION
WHICH IT WILL BE WHEN I DEFEAT
HIM IN NOVEMBER, THE MILITARY
ISN'T GOING TO CIRCLE THE
WHITE HOUSE AND SAY WE ARE GOING
TO KEEP THIS GUY IN.
>> Bill: HE IS THE
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF.
>> HE WILL LEAFLET TO YOUR
POINT, HE'S NOT REALLY GOING TO
LEAVE.
HE'S GOING TO GRAB SEAN HANNITY
AND HIS BILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS
AND HE'S GOING TO CAUSE FOR
WHOEVER THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS.
>> HE'S GOING TO MAKE NOISE BUT
FROM THE OUTSIDE.
>> Bill: THAT IS MY NEXT
QUESTION.
WHAT HAPPENS IF HE DOES THAT,
SAY YOU DO GET HIM OUT, I DON'T
THINK YOU WILL BUT YOU TENT THE
WHITE HOUSE AND YOU GET HIM OUT.
IT COULD BE WORSE.
THEN HE'S CAESAR CAMPED ON THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE RUBICON WITH
HIS ARMY AND THESE PEOPLE WHO
YOU WERE THREE YEARS AGO WITH
MUSKETS, YOU HEAR IT ALL THE
TIME.
HE'S NOT THE KIND OF GUY LIKE
MOST PRESIDENTS WHO SAY "I
CONGRATULATE MY SUCCESSOR AND
I'M NOT GOING TO SPEAK ABOUT
ISSUES."
THAT IS NOT WHO HE IS.
>> WHAT DOES TWITTER DO?
I PUT THIS IN A COLUMN -- RIGHT
NOW THEY KEEP HIM AND LET HIM
STAY ON THERE AND LIE BECAUSE
HE'S A NEWSWORTHY FIGURE, WHAT
HAPPENS THE DAY AFTER THE
ELECTION WHERE HE PROMOTES
VIOLENCE, WHAT DID THEY DO?
>> Bill: TWITTER?
RIGHT.
>> DID THEY FINALLY THROW HIM
OFF OR DO THEY SAY HE'S A
NEWSWORTHY FIGURE AND LET HIM DO
WHAT HE WANTS.
TWITTER HAS BEEN HIS CAMPAIGNING
AND GOVERNING, THAT IS AN
INTERESTING QUESTION OF WHAT
HAPPENS.
>> IF HE LOSES IN 2020, HE COULD
RUN AGAIN IN 2024.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE'S
A GENUINE CONCERN, DURING
WATERGATE THE SECRETARY OF
DEFENSE ISSUED AN ORDER SAYING
ANY MILITARY ORDER THAT COMES
FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, I HAVE TO
SIGN OFF ON.
THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT CHAIN OF
COMMAND THEM.
IT'S NOT INCONCEIVABLE -- HE'S
PRESIDENT SO WE ARE LIVING IN AN
ODD WORLD TO SAY THE LEAST.
MY SENSE OF THE EFFECT HE WILL
TRY TO HAVE BEYOND THE
WHITE HOUSE IS THERE ARE 34%,
35% OF THE COUNTRY, THEY THOUGHT
JOE McCARTHY WAS GREAT AFTER
HE WAS CENSURED.
A POLL IN 1955, 34% APPROVED JOE
McCARTHY EVEN AFTER IT WAS ALL
OVER.
40% OF THE COUNTRY NEVER VOTED
FOR FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT, THEY
COULDN'T SAY HIS NAME.
IF THAT IS 34, 40%.
RIGHT NOW WE ARE CLOSER TO 48,
49.
I THINK THE BIG BATTLE HAS TO BE
FINDING PEOPLE AND PERSUADING
THEM.
WE ARE NEVER GOING TO GET A
PHONE CALL AND I DON'T THINK WE
EVER WILL.
>> Bill: WE HAVE NEVER BEEN
HERE BEFORE WITH THE OTHER SIDE
DOESN'T HEAR THE ARGUMENT -- DID
YOU SEE MARTHA McSALLY?
SHE USED TO BE A FAIRLY MODERATE
AND NOT REALLY PRO TRUMP IN
ARIZONA AND WE HAVE THE TAPE?
WE CAN SHOW A REPORTER FROM CNN
ASKED HER A REASONABLE QUESTION
ABOUT NEW INFORMATION ABOUT THE
IMPEACHMENT TRIAL, HERE IS HER
RESPONSE.
>> DO YOU CONSIDER NEW EVIDENCE
PART OF THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COMMENT?
>> Bill: "YOU'RE A LIBERAL
HACK, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU."
THAT IS WHERE WE ARE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW THE OTHER SIDE
HERE'S THE ARGUMENT THAT YOU'RE
MAKING.
>> I'M REALLY ENCOURAGED BECAUSE
I HAVE HALF A DOZEN EVENTS A DAY
IN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND HALF A
DOZEN EVENTS A DAY IN IOWA,
EVERY SINGLE EVENT SOMEONE COMES
UP TO ME AFTER I'M SPEAKING AND
SAYS I VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP
AND THIS TIME I'M GOING TO VOTE
FOR YOU.
>> Bill: BUT THAT'S AT YOUR
EVENTS.
>> THAT'S WHY I THINK IT'S
IMPORTANT THAT THESE SIDES COMES
TOGETHER.
THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP
VOTED FOR ME, VOICES ON THIS
SIDE NEED TO STAND UP AGAINST
HIM TO AVOID WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT.
>> NICK SALLEY TURNED THAT INTO
A CAMPAIGN ADD.
>> Bill: NOBODY SEEMS TO THINK
THERE IS ANY VALUE IN GOING
TOWARD THE CENTER.
>> IT STORED JOHN'S POINT, IF
YOU CAN GET THAT DOWN TO THE LOW
40s, THEN WE ARE GOING TO WIN
BY A LANDSLIDE.
YOU CAN'T GET IT DOWN TO ZERO
BUT I TALKED TO PEOPLE AND JOE
DOES TOO, I SENSE THAT ARE IN
THAT TOP 41-49 RANGE THAT ARE
LOOKING FOR AN ALTERNATIVE.
THEY'RE DISAPPOINTED IN THE
PRESIDENT, THEY ARE SEEING
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THEIR
COMMUNITIES AND IF SOMEONE
SPEAKS TO THOSE PROBLEMS, THEN
WE CAN WIN.
>> THE 32ND CONSTITUTIONAL OATH
THREE YEARS AGO ALMOST TO THE
DAY, WE WENT FROM HAVING
BARACK OBAMA AS OUR PRESIDENT TO
DONALD TRUMP.
IT'S A WILD SWING, WE BOUNCED
FROM GUARDRAIL TO GUARD RAIL SO
WE MIGHT GET ARISTOTLE NEXT
TIME.
>> THE OPPOSITE OF DONALD TRUMP
IS AN ASIAN MAN WHO LIKES MATH.
THIS IS WHERE THE PENDULUM IS
SWINGING, IT'S COMING THIS WAY!
>> Bill: REMEMBER MY WORDS,
YOU CAN HATE TRUMP, YOU CAN HATE
THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIM.
NOW IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES!
NEW RULES.
NEW RULE: THE GOLDEN GLOBES MUST
STOP PATTING THEMSELVES ON THE
BACK FOR GOING VEGAN.
NOBODY EATS AT AWARD SHOWS.
SOME ARE TOO COKED UP.
OTHERS CAN'T CHEW BECAUSE OF THE
BOTOX.
AND IT'S AWARD SEASON, COME ON -
THE MEALS THAT DO GET EATEN WILL
JUST BE THROWN UP.
NEW RULE: THE NEXT TIME
NEW RULE: PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE
IN THE NEW FAD OF "PERINEUM
SUNNING," WHERE YOU EXPOSE YOUR
ANUS TO SOLAR RAYS, MUST NEVER
ASK ME TO THE BEACH.
IT'S REAL.
YOU'VE NOT ONLY RUINED
SUNBATHING - YOU'VE RUINED THE
PHRASE.'STICK IT WHERE THE SUN
DON'T SHINE."
NEW RULE: THIS ZOOKEEPER MUST
TELL US EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S
AFRAID THIS PELICAN MIGHT SAY.
AND MITCH McCONNELL WANTS TO
KNOW ARE YOU AVAILABLE TO WORK
AN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL?
NEW RULE: IF YOU'RE A SUBURBAN
LIBERAL WHO PUTS UP ONE OF THOSE
"IMMIGRANTS ARE WELCOME HERE!"
SIGNS, RANDOM GUATEMALANS GET TO
TAKE YOU UP ON IT.
LET'S SEE HOW WELCOME THE
COOPERTONS REALLY ARE WHEN THEY
COME HOME FROM YOGA TO FIND
JORGE SOSA AND HIS FAMILY SPREAD
OUT ALL OVER THE RESTORATION
HARDWARE, AND SPANISH SUBTITLES
ON THE NETFLIX ACCOUNT.
NEW RULE: THIS OSCAR SEASON, THE
ACADEMY MUST NOT FORGET HARVEY
WEINSTEIN'S PERFORMANCE IN "I'M
TOO CRIPPLED TO GO TO JAIL."
TALK ABOUT CONVINCING.
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO
COULD CHASE GWENYTH PALTROW
AROUND A DESK?
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.
IF MEGHAN AND HARRY CAN QUIT
THEIR FAMILY, YOU CAN TOO!
AS MANY OF US LEARN EVERY YEAR
NOT THAT I'VE GOT ANYTHING
AGAINST FAMILIES IN GENERAL,
THEY COME IN REALLY HANDY AT
TIMES, LIKE WHEN YOU NEED A
CO-SIGNER FOR A CAR LOAN.
BUT THE DOWNSIDE OF FAMILIES IS
THEY POSSESS A GRAVITATIONAL
FORCE THAT GETS YOU TO DO THINGS
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO, AND
CONTINUE TRADITIONS YOU DON'T
REALLY BELIEVE IN.
FAMILY'S LIKE DRUGS -- YOU GET
HIGH OFF THEM, BUT THEY MAKE YOU
DO STUPID THINGS.
PRINCESS DIANA FAMOUSLY SAID SHE
FELT LIKE A PRISONER -- BUT MANY
PEOPLE, EVEN US COMMONERS, CAN
GET TRAPPED LIVING THEIR
FAMILY'S LIFE AND NOT THEIR
LIFE, CAPTIVE TO THE SAME OLD
JOBS, POLITICS, REGION, CUSTOMS.
EVERY NEW YEAR'S DAY, MY FAMILY
WOULD SERVE PORK AND SAUERKRAUT.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
MY PARENTS DID IT AND THEIR
PARENTS DID IT, AND I DID IT,
UNTIL ONE YEAR I SAID, "I HATE
THIS SHIT."
- JUST BECAUSE I SHARE DNA AND A
BATHROOM WITH YOU PEOPLE DOESN'T
MEAN I HAVE TO LIVE BY YOUR
RULES FOREVER.
SO DO IT.
FIRE YOUR FAMILY.
HARRY GAVE UP A CASTLE.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?
AN AIR MATTRESS?
BREAK THE CYCLE.
THINK OUTSIDE THE CRIB.
THERE MUST BE FIFTY WAYS TO
LEAVE YOUR MOTHER.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO WHAT THEY
DID - YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET
MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN, OR GO
HUNTING OR WORK IN A COAL MINE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE
RELIGION YOU WERE BORN INTO, OR
ANY RELIGION - YOU CAN EXPLORE
AN ALTERNATIVE WAY OF LOOKING AT
THE UNIVERSE CALLED "NOT
BAT-SHIT CRAZY."
SO I GIVE HARRY AND MEGHAN SOME
CREDIT, BUT NOT A LOT.
THEY WANT TO BE SEEN AS THIS
MODERN COUPLE WAY HIPPER THAN
THE OTHER STUFFY ONES IN THE
FAMILY - WELL, THEN GO ALL THE
WAY AND SAY, "WE'RE NOT JUST
"TAKING A STEP BACK' FROM
ROYALTY, WE'RE RENOUNCING THE
WHOLE OUTDATED, RACIST,
ANACHRONISTIC LOT OF IT.
WE'RE SAYING LOUD AND PROUD,
"WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT THAT SOME
PEOPLE ARE "ROYAL?""
YOU WANT TO BE MODERN AND WOKE
AND ALL THAT, GET RID OF
POLITICALLY INCORRECT WORDS?
HOW 'BOUT "YOUR HIGHNESS."
WHAT COULD BE MORE ANTITHETICAL
TO LIBERALISM THAN CALLING
ANOTHER HUMAN "YOUR HIGHNESS"?
I GOTTA SAY, THE SOCIAL JUSTICE
WARRIORS WHO NEVER TIRE OF
POINTING OUT OLD BEHAVIORS AND
BYGONE ATTITUDES THAT JUST DON'T
CUT IT ANYMORE.
WHERE HAVE THEY BEEN ON THIS
ONE?
SEDUCED BY THE PAGEANTRY WERE
YOU?
I THINK THE WOKE HAVE BEEN
ASLEEP.
SURPRISINGLY FORGIVING ABOUT THE
IDEA THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN
EXALTED ABOVE THE REST OF US, TO
BE BOWED TO AND CARTED AROUND IN
GOLDEN CARRIAGES - ALL YOU
PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP OFFENDED,
WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE HERE?
I WANT AN APOLOGY FROM THE
PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS WANT AN
APOLOGY!
DID YOU KNOW THE QUEEN HAS A
GRAND CARVER, CURRENTLY THE EARL
OF DENBIGH, WHOSE SOLE JOB IT IS
TO CARVE THE QUEEN'S MEAT.
AND AT DINNER, WHEN THE QUEEN
FINISHES EATING, EVERYONE ELSE
HAS TO STOP TOO.
WHEN THE OLD BAT PUTS DOWN HER
SPOON, THAT'S IT, WE'RE ALL
DONE.
I THOUGHT BEING BORN INTO
PRIVILEGE, WAS PUBLIC ENEMY
NUMBER ONE NOW, BUT YOU'RE HAPPY
TO BE LORDED OVER BY A BUNCH OF
INBRED TWITS WHO HAPPENED TO WIN
THE 23 AND ME LOTTERY.
MEGHAN AND HARRY, YOU WANT TO BE
REMEMBERED FOR GREATNESS?
THEN BURN YOUR BOATS COMPLETELY
AND SAY, "IT'S 2020, I HEREBY
DECLARE THIS BIRTHRIGHT NONSENSE
FROM THE MIDDLE AGES STUPID."
AND THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE
CURTSIES OR BOWS AND SCRAPES
BEFORE YOU OR CALLS YOU "YOUR
HIGHNESS," STOP THEM AND SAY,
"PLEASE, GET UP, WE FEEL
RIDICULOUS BEING CALLED THAT.
I'M AN ACTRESS, HE'S A NICE GUY,
WE'RE NOT "HIGHNESSES" - NO
HUMANS ARE HIGHER BY BIRTH, IT'S
GROSS."
AND TO THOSE WHO SAY THE
MONARCHY IS TOO IMPORTANT A
TOURIST ATTRACTION TO ABOLISH -
GUESS WHAT: YOU DON'T NEED LIVE
PEOPLE FOR THAT.
THEY STILL GO TO STONEHENGE AND
THE ALIENS WHO BUILT THAT LEFT A
LONG TIME AGO.
THE PALACES, THE GUARDS, THE
CARRIAGES - IT'S PRACTICALLY AN
AMUSEMENT PARK ALREADY.
WE COULD CALL IT "THE MAGIC
UNITED KINGDOM"
AND FILL IT WITH RIDES LIKE
"CAUCASIAN MOUNTAIN,"
"DIANA'S WILD RIDE" AND "THE
"DIANA'S WILD RIDE"
AND "THE TUNNEL OF INCESTUOUS
LOVE."
JUST, YOU KNOW, KEEP THE KIDS
AWAY FROM PRINCE ANDREW.
OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW.
I'LL BE AT THE BELK THEATRE IN
CHARLOTTE, NC FEBRUARY 15TH, AT
THE NORTH CHARLESTON PERFORMING
ARTS CENTER IN NORTH CHARLESTON,
NC FEBRUARY 16TH, AND AT THE
COMERICA THEATRE IN PHOENIX
FEBRUARY 22ND.
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS JOE
WALSH, JON MEACHAM, KARA
SWISHER, ANDREW YANG AND NANCY
PELOSI.
STAY TUNED FOR OVERTIME ON
YOUTUBE.
THANK YOU!
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I'm as baffled by this conflicting evidence as you are.
I didn't kill that kid, Ralph.
A human being cannot exist
in two realities at the same time.
RALPH ANDERSON: I have no tolerance for the unexplainable.
I believe there's something else out there.
And it's worse than I ever imagined.
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