1 00:00:01,344 --> 00:00:04,544 >> START THE CLOCK. 2 00:00:30,644 --> 00:00:33,644 >> Bill: GREAT TO BE BACK! 3 00:00:33,711 --> 00:00:38,110 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 4 00:00:39,744 --> 00:00:44,544 THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 5 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:45,210 THANK YOU. 6 00:00:45,277 --> 00:00:48,044 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 7 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:55,244 I MISSED YOU TOO. 8 00:00:55,778 --> 00:00:58,744 WE ARE BACK. 9 00:00:58,811 --> 00:01:00,511 THANK YOU, IT HAS BEEN A VERY 10 00:01:00,577 --> 00:01:02,611 LONG EIGHT WEEKS BUT I FINALLY 11 00:01:02,711 --> 00:01:08,177 FINISHED "THE IRISHMAN." 12 00:01:08,711 --> 00:01:12,044 ROBERT DE NIRO LOOKS GREAT, I 13 00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:12,811 AGED 40 YEARS. 14 00:01:12,878 --> 00:01:14,311 WE'VE BEEN ON VACATION FOR TWO 15 00:01:14,377 --> 00:01:16,244 MONTHS AND WHEN I'M ON VACATION, 16 00:01:16,311 --> 00:01:17,477 I HAVE TO RECHARGE THE BATTERIES 17 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:26,044 IN MY VAPE. 18 00:01:26,110 --> 00:01:27,577 I WAS FOLLOWING TRUMP ALL WEEK 19 00:01:27,644 --> 00:01:29,311 AND I'VE JUST GOT TO SAY I NEED 20 00:01:29,377 --> 00:01:36,644 A VACATION, JUST ONE WEEK. 21 00:01:36,711 --> 00:01:37,477 WE HAVE AN AMAZING SHOW TO COME 22 00:01:37,544 --> 00:01:46,944 BACK WITH, NANCY PELOSI IS HERE 23 00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:50,444 TONIGHT. 24 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:54,711 AND ANDREW YANG IS HERE TONIGHT. 25 00:01:54,778 --> 00:01:55,477 AND OF COURSE HIS SUPPORTERS ARE 26 00:01:55,544 --> 00:02:05,477 CALLED THE GANG AND BERNIE'S 27 00:02:05,544 --> 00:02:07,644 SUPPORTERS ARE CALLED THE BERNIE 28 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,511 BURROUGHS AND TRUMP'S SUPPORTERS 29 00:02:09,577 --> 00:02:10,511 ARE CALLED RUSSIANS. 30 00:02:11,010 --> 00:02:13,277 SPEAKING OF RUSSIANS, DID YOU 31 00:02:13,344 --> 00:02:18,277 SEE -- REMEMBER THIS CHARACTER, 32 00:02:18,344 --> 00:02:21,444 LEV PARNAS, HE LOOKS LIKE THE 33 00:02:21,511 --> 00:02:22,344 HOOVER DRIVER WHO SAYS TO YOU 34 00:02:22,411 --> 00:02:25,144 YOU WANT GIRL? 35 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:27,711 I GET YOU GIRL! 36 00:02:29,311 --> 00:02:31,010 WOW, DID HE COME OUT OF HIDING 37 00:02:31,077 --> 00:02:32,077 IN A BIG WAY. 38 00:02:32,144 --> 00:02:33,611 HE STARTED WITH RACHEL MADDOW, 39 00:02:33,678 --> 00:02:36,477 SHE DID A GREAT JOB INTERVIEWING 40 00:02:36,544 --> 00:02:37,177 HIM. 41 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:38,744 EVERYTHING HE SAYS HE TOLD THAT 42 00:02:38,811 --> 00:02:40,711 HE AND RUDY GIULIANI WERE DOING 43 00:02:40,778 --> 00:02:43,344 IN UKRAINE CAME AT THE DIRECTION 44 00:02:43,411 --> 00:02:44,611 OF PRESIDENT TRUMP. 45 00:02:44,678 --> 00:02:47,711 REPUBLICANS ARE SAYING THAT HE'S 46 00:02:47,778 --> 00:02:48,844 MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING, 47 00:02:48,911 --> 00:02:50,377 I SAY CHEAP SHOT, LEAVE HIS HAIR 48 00:02:50,444 --> 00:02:58,311 OUT OF THIS. 49 00:02:58,377 --> 00:02:59,311 TRUMP OF COURSE DENIES KNOWING 50 00:02:59,377 --> 00:03:01,711 HIM AND HE ALWAYS DOES THIS. 51 00:03:01,778 --> 00:03:03,110 SOMEDAY I PROMISE YOU DON JR. IS 52 00:03:03,177 --> 00:03:07,144 GOING TO GET INDICTED AND TRUMP 53 00:03:07,210 --> 00:03:08,911 WILL SAY I KNEW HIM VERY 54 00:03:08,977 --> 00:03:10,678 BRIEFLY, HE WAS MY SON FOR A 55 00:03:10,744 --> 00:03:12,844 SHORT PERIOD OF TIME, I HAD MY 56 00:03:12,911 --> 00:03:15,044 PICTURE TAKEN WITH A LOT OF 57 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:17,077 PEOPLE. 58 00:03:17,144 --> 00:03:18,644 THIS IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IS 59 00:03:18,711 --> 00:03:23,177 HAPPENING, THE REPUBLICANS OF 60 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:29,110 COURSE ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO 61 00:03:29,177 --> 00:03:30,144 KEEP ANY WITNESSES FROM 62 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:30,844 TESTIFYING. 63 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:33,711 AS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE COMPLETELY 64 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:33,977 INNOCENT. 65 00:03:34,044 --> 00:03:34,977 MITCH McCONNELL SAYS WE WILL 66 00:03:35,044 --> 00:03:41,778 LEAVE NO STONE TURNED. 67 00:03:44,711 --> 00:03:47,144 WE KNOW HE IS GOING TO GET 68 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:48,878 ACQUITTED, TRIAL? 69 00:03:48,944 --> 00:03:50,544 PLEASE, WE SHOULDN'T USE THE 70 00:03:50,611 --> 00:03:50,744 WORD. 71 00:03:50,811 --> 00:03:54,277 IT'S A FEW MINUTES OF ROTE 72 00:03:54,344 --> 00:03:56,210 FORMULARY TEAS FOLLOWED BY TRUMP 73 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:58,277 GETTING OFF. 74 00:04:00,144 --> 00:04:06,210 OR AS MELANIA CALLS IT, SEX. 75 00:04:10,644 --> 00:04:13,544 THIS WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING 76 00:04:13,611 --> 00:04:14,744 TODAY, TRUMP ANNOUNCED SOME OF 77 00:04:14,811 --> 00:04:16,977 THE PEOPLE ON HIS DREAM TEAM OF 78 00:04:17,044 --> 00:04:19,544 LAWYERS, DID YOU SEE THIS? 79 00:04:19,611 --> 00:04:23,210 KEN STARR, THAT KEN STARR. 80 00:04:23,277 --> 00:04:28,010 THE GUY FOR WHOM THE BLOW JOB 81 00:04:28,077 --> 00:04:28,511 WAS TOO MUCH. 82 00:04:28,577 --> 00:04:33,010 HE'S DEFENDING THIS IMPEACHMENT 83 00:04:33,077 --> 00:04:34,844 GUY AND ALAN DERSHOWITZ WHO HAS 84 00:04:34,911 --> 00:04:36,244 DEFENDED HARVEY WEINSTEIN, O.J., 85 00:04:36,311 --> 00:04:40,344 AND NOW TRUMP. 86 00:04:40,411 --> 00:04:44,944 TRUMP, WEINSTEIN, AND O.J. -- 87 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:52,744 FLABBY, GRABBY, AND STABBY. 88 00:04:53,611 --> 00:04:55,377 THE TRIAL WILL BEGIN ON TUESDAY 89 00:04:55,444 --> 00:04:56,377 AND THIS IS IN THE SENATE WHERE 90 00:04:56,444 --> 00:04:59,977 THEY TAKE THEIR DECORUM -- THE 91 00:05:00,044 --> 00:05:01,277 SENATE, VERY SERIOUSLY, NOT 92 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:04,544 THOSE ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE. 93 00:05:04,611 --> 00:05:06,010 WE HAVE DECORUM, THERE'S GOING 94 00:05:06,077 --> 00:05:08,244 TO BE NO PHONES, NO TALKING SO 95 00:05:08,311 --> 00:05:09,878 EXPECT A LOT OF TENSION, A LOT 96 00:05:09,944 --> 00:05:13,544 OF ANGRY GLARES, A LOT OF DIRTY 97 00:05:13,611 --> 00:05:15,844 LOOKS AND THAT IS JUST BETWEEN 98 00:05:15,911 --> 00:05:18,077 ELIZABETH WARREN AND 99 00:05:18,144 --> 00:05:19,444 BERNIE SANDERS. 100 00:05:22,644 --> 00:05:24,611 DID YOU SEE THE DEBATE? 101 00:05:24,678 --> 00:05:26,010 THAT GOT NASTY. 102 00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:28,511 THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE AS YOU 103 00:05:28,577 --> 00:05:30,144 KNOW, ELIZABETH WARREN A COUPLE 104 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:32,344 WEEKS AGO PLAYED THE WOMAN CARD 105 00:05:32,411 --> 00:05:33,977 AND SAID BERNIE AND A PRIVATE 106 00:05:34,044 --> 00:05:35,744 MEETING SAID A WOMAN CAN'T GET 107 00:05:35,811 --> 00:05:37,577 ELECTED PRESIDENT AND AT THE 108 00:05:37,644 --> 00:05:39,377 DEBATE, HE WAS ASKED ABOUT THIS 109 00:05:39,444 --> 00:05:44,511 AND HE SAID "NO I DIDN'T." 110 00:05:46,444 --> 00:05:47,611 AND HE SAID AND BESIDES THAT THE 111 00:05:47,711 --> 00:05:49,577 FACT THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT IS 112 00:05:49,644 --> 00:05:52,944 JUST LIKE A WOMAN. 113 00:05:54,210 --> 00:05:55,477 SO AFTER THE DEBATE, 114 00:05:55,544 --> 00:05:56,577 ELIZABETH WARREN WENT RIGHT UP 115 00:05:56,644 --> 00:05:59,177 TO HIM, YOU SAW THIS MOMENT, AND 116 00:05:59,244 --> 00:06:01,044 HE WENT TO SHAKE HER HAND AND 117 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:05,177 SHE SAID "DON'T TOUCH ME!" 118 00:06:05,244 --> 00:06:07,377 IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE 119 00:06:07,444 --> 00:06:09,577 MARRIAGE STORY, THIS IS LIKE 120 00:06:09,644 --> 00:06:11,210 THAT MOVIE AND SEVEN SECONDS. 121 00:06:11,277 --> 00:06:12,744 SHE'S LIKE YOU CALLED ME A LIAR, 122 00:06:12,811 --> 00:06:13,878 AND HE'S LIKE WHY ARE YOU 123 00:06:13,944 --> 00:06:22,811 BRINGING UP OLD SHIT? 124 00:06:25,611 --> 00:06:27,344 YOU CALLED ME A LIAR, LET'S NOT 125 00:06:27,411 --> 00:06:29,244 DO THIS HERE! 126 00:06:29,311 --> 00:06:30,244 NO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT IN 127 00:06:30,311 --> 00:06:34,944 FRONT OF THE WHOLE RESTAURANT! 128 00:06:36,644 --> 00:06:38,344 MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING 129 00:06:38,411 --> 00:06:39,844 THAT HAPPENED WAS A NEW BOOK 130 00:06:39,911 --> 00:06:43,177 CAME OUT BY TWO REPORTERS FROM 131 00:06:43,210 --> 00:06:43,911 "THE WASHINGTON POST" WHERE 132 00:06:43,944 --> 00:06:45,344 TRUMP CALLED AMERICA'S TOP 133 00:06:45,411 --> 00:06:46,477 GENERALS, THE MILITARY PEOPLE 134 00:06:46,544 --> 00:06:48,678 WHO WE ALWAYS SAY, WE THANK YOU 135 00:06:48,744 --> 00:06:50,210 FOR YOUR SERVICE -- SAID THEY 136 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,511 WERE DOPES AND BABIES, SAID THIS 137 00:06:52,577 --> 00:06:54,911 TO THEIR FACE, IN A MEETING A 138 00:06:54,977 --> 00:06:55,678 COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. 139 00:06:55,744 --> 00:06:59,044 SAYING "I WOULDN'T GO TO WAR 140 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:00,477 WITH YOU." 141 00:07:00,544 --> 00:07:03,110 AND THEY WERE LIKE "YEAH, WE 142 00:07:03,177 --> 00:07:07,244 KNOW, WE WERE IN VIETNAM." 143 00:07:10,744 --> 00:07:14,010 UNENI'M ENDING WITH THAT TO REMD 144 00:07:14,077 --> 00:07:16,444 YOU THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE 145 00:07:16,511 --> 00:07:18,277 YEAR, THIS IS 2020, IT'S GOING 146 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:20,077 TO HAVE TO HAPPEN, WE 147 00:07:20,144 --> 00:07:21,010 DESPERATELY NEED TO GET RID OF 148 00:07:21,077 --> 00:07:23,110 THIS MAN. 149 00:07:23,177 --> 00:07:26,077 HE NEEDS TO BE REMOVED. 150 00:07:28,544 --> 00:07:31,977 THERE'S ONLY THREE WAY HE GOES, 151 00:07:32,044 --> 00:07:34,277 IMPEACHMENT, ELECTION, OR FRIED 152 00:07:34,344 --> 00:07:34,544 CHICKEN. 153 00:07:34,611 --> 00:07:38,711 I DON'T HAVE THE FAITH IN THE 154 00:07:38,778 --> 00:07:40,911 FIRST OR THE THIRD, SO WE ARE 155 00:07:40,977 --> 00:07:42,144 GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE THAT 156 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:42,611 HAPPEN. 157 00:07:42,678 --> 00:07:45,811 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW. 158 00:07:45,878 --> 00:07:46,544 JON MEACHAM, KARA SWISHER AND 159 00:07:46,611 --> 00:07:47,210 JOE WALSH ARE HERE AND A LITTLE 160 00:07:47,277 --> 00:07:48,177 LATER WE'LL BE SPEAKING WITH 161 00:07:48,244 --> 00:07:49,044 DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL 162 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:50,010 CANDIDATE: ANDREW YANG. 163 00:07:50,077 --> 00:07:50,878 BUT FIRST, SHE'S THE 164 00:07:50,944 --> 00:07:51,778 REPRESENTATIVE FROM SAN 165 00:07:51,844 --> 00:07:52,678 FRANCISCO WHO'S ALSO THE 52ND 166 00:07:52,744 --> 00:07:54,044 SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, AND SHE 167 00:07:54,110 --> 00:07:54,611 JUST FINISHED IMPEACHING THE 168 00:07:54,678 --> 00:08:02,444 PRESIDENT: NANCY PELOSI. 169 00:08:07,544 --> 00:08:09,044 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING 170 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:13,044 THIS, NANCY PELOSI. 171 00:08:36,277 --> 00:08:38,244 FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU SO MUCH 172 00:08:38,311 --> 00:08:40,244 FOR WAITING UNTIL WE GOT BACK ON 173 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,944 THE AIR BEFORE YOU STARTED THE 174 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:43,911 IMPEACHMENT. 175 00:08:43,977 --> 00:08:46,611 THANK YOU. 176 00:08:47,911 --> 00:08:49,010 AND ALSO BEFORE WE FORGET ABOUT 177 00:08:49,077 --> 00:08:52,911 THAT APPLAUSE, IT WAS ONLY A 178 00:08:52,977 --> 00:08:55,411 YEAR AGO THAT YOU WERE FIGHTING 179 00:08:55,477 --> 00:08:57,577 JUST TO BE THE SPEAKER OF THE 180 00:08:57,644 --> 00:08:58,244 HOUSE. 181 00:08:58,311 --> 00:09:00,577 WE COULD BE HAVING SPEAKER SETH 182 00:09:00,644 --> 00:09:01,344 MOULTON RIGHT NOW. 183 00:09:01,411 --> 00:09:02,844 >> I NEVER REALLY WAS FIGHTING, 184 00:09:02,911 --> 00:09:03,744 I THOUGHT THE PRESS MADE MORE OF 185 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:07,444 IT BUT LET THEM HAVE THEIR FUN. 186 00:09:07,511 --> 00:09:09,411 >> Bill: YOU ALWAYS HAD IS IN 187 00:09:09,477 --> 00:09:09,911 THE BAG? 188 00:09:09,977 --> 00:09:12,911 >> I KNEW WHAT THE OUTCOME WOULD 189 00:09:12,977 --> 00:09:13,077 BE. 190 00:09:15,944 --> 00:09:17,077 >> Bill: YOU DID DELAY THIS 191 00:09:17,144 --> 00:09:18,477 FOR A MONTH AND LET ME REVIEW 192 00:09:18,544 --> 00:09:21,110 WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS MONTH, 193 00:09:21,177 --> 00:09:24,077 DECEMBER 20TH, NEW EMAILS 194 00:09:24,144 --> 00:09:25,544 REVEALED THAT 91 MINUTES AFTER 195 00:09:25,611 --> 00:09:29,844 THE PERFECT CALL -- PERFECT -- 196 00:09:30,577 --> 00:09:35,010 91 MINUTES, THE ORDER WENT OUT 197 00:09:35,077 --> 00:09:36,377 TO THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE TO 198 00:09:36,444 --> 00:09:37,077 WITHHOLD THE AID. 199 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,444 LEV PARNAS CAME FORWARD A COUPLE 200 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:42,911 DAYS AGO, HE SAID TRUMP WAS 201 00:09:42,977 --> 00:09:43,678 PERSONALLY INVOLVED. 202 00:09:43,744 --> 00:09:46,010 THE GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABILITY 203 00:09:46,077 --> 00:09:48,010 OFFICE DECLARED TRUMP BROKE THE 204 00:09:48,077 --> 00:09:50,711 LAW WHEN HE WITHHELD AIDE TO THE 205 00:09:50,778 --> 00:09:51,711 UKRAINE, JOHN BOLTON ANNOUNCED 206 00:09:51,778 --> 00:09:53,544 HE WAS WILLING TO TESTIFY. 207 00:09:53,611 --> 00:09:55,077 THIS WAS ALL HAPPENING DURING 208 00:09:55,144 --> 00:09:56,010 THE DELAY, MY QUESTION TO YOU IS 209 00:09:56,077 --> 00:09:57,544 DID YOU KNOW ALL OF THIS WAS 210 00:09:57,611 --> 00:10:00,110 GOING TO COME ABOUT OR WAS THIS 211 00:10:00,177 --> 00:10:01,744 JUST A GOOD GUESS BECAUSE 212 00:10:01,811 --> 00:10:02,878 SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A 213 00:10:02,944 --> 00:10:06,277 LOT OF EXPERIENCE? 214 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,411 >> FIRST LET ME CONGRATULATE YOU 215 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,977 ON YOUR OPENING SHOW. 216 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,110 >> Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 217 00:10:14,177 --> 00:10:18,711 >> AND I MUST SAY, YOUR OPENING 218 00:10:18,778 --> 00:10:20,611 WAS, SHALL WE SAY -- 219 00:10:20,678 --> 00:10:21,144 >> Bill: RISQUE? 220 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:24,544 >> IT WAS NOT! 221 00:10:24,611 --> 00:10:27,110 >> Bill: OH. 222 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,077 SORRY I DISAPPOINTED YOU, I WILL 223 00:10:29,144 --> 00:10:30,944 TRY TO WORK AND SOME PROFANITY 224 00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:31,944 DURING THE INTERVIEW, I WAS 225 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:37,878 CLEANING IT UP FOR YOU. 226 00:10:37,944 --> 00:10:40,077 >> WE KNEW WE HAD A SOLID CASE 227 00:10:40,144 --> 00:10:42,077 FOR THE IMPEACHMENT OF THE 228 00:10:42,144 --> 00:10:43,477 PRESIDENT. 229 00:10:43,544 --> 00:10:45,144 THE FACTS WERE CLEAR, THE 230 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:45,911 CONSTITUTION REQUIRED IT AND WE 231 00:10:45,977 --> 00:10:47,311 WANTED TO MAKE OUR CASE AND GO 232 00:10:47,377 --> 00:10:48,377 FORWARD SO WE PUT FORTH THE 233 00:10:48,444 --> 00:10:51,210 ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AND 234 00:10:51,277 --> 00:10:53,644 VOTED THEM. 235 00:10:53,711 --> 00:10:55,711 WE KNEW THERE WAS PLENTY OF 236 00:10:55,778 --> 00:10:56,911 OTHER, SHALL WE SAY, INFORMATION 237 00:10:56,977 --> 00:11:00,144 TO COME FORWARD BUT IT WASN'T 238 00:11:00,210 --> 00:11:00,678 NECESSARY TO IMPEACH THE 239 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:01,977 PRESIDENT -- IT WOULD'VE BEEN 240 00:11:02,044 --> 00:11:05,977 FURTHER INCRIMINATING BUT NOT 241 00:11:06,044 --> 00:11:07,411 NECESSARY AND I DIDN'T WANT TO 242 00:11:07,477 --> 00:11:10,678 IN ANY WAY WE CAN THE CASE THAT 243 00:11:10,744 --> 00:11:13,911 HAD THE SUPPORT OF MY CAUCUS AND 244 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:14,611 UNDERSTOOD BY THE AMERICAN 245 00:11:14,678 --> 00:11:14,844 PEOPLE. 246 00:11:14,911 --> 00:11:15,778 >> Bill: YOU WERE RELUCTANT TO 247 00:11:15,844 --> 00:11:17,344 DO IT COMPARED TO A LOT OF 248 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:18,644 DEMOCRATS, YOU WAITED UNTIL IT 249 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:19,511 WAS INEVITABLE WHERE YOU 250 00:11:19,577 --> 00:11:21,210 COULDN'T TURN AWAY FROM A THING 251 00:11:21,277 --> 00:11:21,477 LIKE THIS. 252 00:11:21,544 --> 00:11:24,711 >> HE GAVE US NO CHOICE, THE 253 00:11:24,778 --> 00:11:26,344 PRESIDENT WAS SELF IMPEACHING 254 00:11:26,411 --> 00:11:29,544 ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY. 255 00:11:31,977 --> 00:11:33,244 >> Bill: THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE 256 00:11:33,311 --> 00:11:36,678 THAT SAID HE WANTED TO BE 257 00:11:36,744 --> 00:11:37,477 IMPEACHED. 258 00:11:37,544 --> 00:11:38,844 JUST FOR THE RECORD, BEING 259 00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:41,144 IMPEACHED IS A BAD THING, RIGHT? 260 00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:46,944 >> AND YOUR IMPEACHED FOREVER. 261 00:11:47,477 --> 00:11:48,811 NO MATTER WHAT THE SENATE DOES, 262 00:11:48,878 --> 00:11:52,110 IT CAN NEVER BE ERASED. 263 00:11:52,177 --> 00:11:53,210 >> Bill: PRESIDENT TRUMP MAY 264 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,277 BE ACCIDENTALLY WATCHING THE 265 00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:58,110 SHOW TONIGHT. 266 00:11:58,444 --> 00:11:59,744 HE'S MADE ME PART OF HIS ACT 267 00:11:59,811 --> 00:12:01,444 BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAY HE'S NOT 268 00:12:01,511 --> 00:12:05,544 GOING TO LEAVE EVEN IF HE LOSES. 269 00:12:05,611 --> 00:12:06,744 HE HAS WOVEN THAT IN BECAUSE 270 00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:11,110 HE'S A COMEDIAN AND HE DOES HIS 271 00:12:11,177 --> 00:12:13,611 RALLIES. 272 00:12:17,177 --> 00:12:18,077 YOU COULD TALK TO HIM DIRECTLY. 273 00:12:18,144 --> 00:12:23,210 >> IF I KNEW THAT THE PRESIDENT 274 00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:23,544 WAS LISTENING. 275 00:12:23,611 --> 00:12:26,577 >> Bill: ACCIDENTALLY. 276 00:12:26,644 --> 00:12:28,110 >> I WOULD WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT 277 00:12:28,177 --> 00:12:29,210 HE'S IMPEACHED FOREVER AND HE'S 278 00:12:29,277 --> 00:12:32,477 IMPEACHED FOREVER BECAUSE HE USE 279 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,811 THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT TO 280 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,244 TRY TO INFLUENCE A FOREIGN 281 00:12:35,311 --> 00:12:36,977 COUNTRY FOR HIS PERSONAL AND 282 00:12:37,044 --> 00:12:39,911 POLITICAL BENEFIT AND IN DOING 283 00:12:39,977 --> 00:12:41,344 SO HE UNDERMINED OUR NATIONAL 284 00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:41,611 SECURITY. 285 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:47,244 HE WAS DISLOYAL TO HIS L OATH OF 286 00:12:47,311 --> 00:12:49,544 OFFICE TO PROTECT THE 287 00:12:49,611 --> 00:12:50,311 CONSTITUTION AND PLACED IN 288 00:12:50,377 --> 00:12:51,311 JEOPARDY THE INTEGRITY OF OUR 289 00:12:51,377 --> 00:12:53,611 ELECTION -- HE GAVE US NO 290 00:12:53,678 --> 00:12:53,844 CHOICE. 291 00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:55,778 EARLIER ON SOME OF THE CHARGES 292 00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:57,411 THAT WERE VIOLATIONS OF THE LAW, 293 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,844 I SAID HE'S NOT WORTH IT. 294 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,911 ONCE YOU CROSS THAT BRIDGE, IT 295 00:13:01,977 --> 00:13:03,177 WASN'T A QUESTION OF HIS BEING 296 00:13:03,244 --> 00:13:05,944 WORTH IT, THE CONSTITUTION WAS 297 00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:06,811 WORTH IT. 298 00:13:06,878 --> 00:13:09,644 HE HAD TO BE IMPEACHED. 299 00:13:13,678 --> 00:13:15,377 YOU BEGAN ABOUT THE TIMING, THE 300 00:13:15,444 --> 00:13:17,611 VALUE OF THAT, IN THE PERIOD OF 301 00:13:17,678 --> 00:13:19,744 TIME OVER 70% OF THE AMERICAN 302 00:13:19,811 --> 00:13:21,511 PEOPLE WANT TO SEE WITNESSES AND 303 00:13:21,577 --> 00:13:24,644 DOCUMENTS TO COME FORWARD AND 304 00:13:24,711 --> 00:13:26,778 THAT PLACES A BURDEN ON THOSE 305 00:13:26,844 --> 00:13:27,444 SENATORS. 306 00:13:27,511 --> 00:13:30,411 THEY WILL EITHER COME DOWN IN 307 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,044 FAVOR OF TRANSPARENCY AND 308 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:32,511 ACCOUNTABILITY TO THE 309 00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:34,244 CONSTITUTION OR WE'LL HOLD THEM 310 00:13:34,311 --> 00:13:34,778 ACCOUNTABLE. 311 00:13:34,844 --> 00:13:37,210 >> Bill: IT COMES DOWN TO FOUR 312 00:13:37,277 --> 00:13:38,577 SENATORS, FROM EVERYTHING I'VE 313 00:13:38,644 --> 00:13:39,811 HEARD -- MAYBE IT'S WRONG -- 314 00:13:39,878 --> 00:13:40,844 THERE ARE REALLY ONLY FOUR WHO 315 00:13:40,911 --> 00:13:42,511 ARE CONSIDERING IT AND I FEEL 316 00:13:42,577 --> 00:13:44,377 LIKE WE'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD 317 00:13:44,444 --> 00:13:46,544 SO MANY TIMES WITH THAT SMALL 318 00:13:46,611 --> 00:13:49,210 GROUP OF MODERATE REPUBLICANS. 319 00:13:49,277 --> 00:13:50,311 I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER BETTER 320 00:13:50,377 --> 00:13:52,811 THAN ANYONE ELSE, THE OBAMACARE 321 00:13:52,878 --> 00:13:55,210 HEALTH FIGHT WHILE WE WERE 322 00:13:55,277 --> 00:13:57,711 WAITING AND WAITING FOR LISA 323 00:13:57,778 --> 00:13:59,244 MURKOWSKI AND SUSAN COLLINS AND 324 00:13:59,311 --> 00:14:00,744 BRETT KAVANAUGH -- MITT ROMNEY 325 00:14:00,811 --> 00:14:01,911 AND THERE'S ALWAYS LIKE MAY BE 326 00:14:01,977 --> 00:14:04,077 THESE MODERATE REPUBLICANS WILL 327 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,377 COME THROUGH AND ALWAYS IT'S THE 328 00:14:06,444 --> 00:14:07,577 CHARLIE BROWN FOOTBALL AND THEY 329 00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:08,444 DON'T. 330 00:14:08,511 --> 00:14:09,977 WHAT IS YOUR PREDICTION ABOUT 331 00:14:10,044 --> 00:14:11,177 WHETHER ANYONE WILL COME THROUGH 332 00:14:11,244 --> 00:14:13,577 AND IF WE WILL HAVE WITNESSES? 333 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,678 >> IT'S ALL ABOUT PUBLIC 334 00:14:15,744 --> 00:14:16,911 OPINION, LINCOLN SAID PUBLIC 335 00:14:16,977 --> 00:14:18,277 SENTIMENT IS EVERYTHING, WITH IT 336 00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:21,044 YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING, WITHOUT 337 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:21,811 IT PRACTICALLY NOTHING. 338 00:14:21,878 --> 00:14:24,010 THE PUBLIC SENTIMENT IN THESE 339 00:14:24,077 --> 00:14:26,277 STATES IS VERY CLEARLY IN FAVOR 340 00:14:26,344 --> 00:14:29,811 OF WITNESSES AND DOCUMENTATION. 341 00:14:29,878 --> 00:14:31,977 IF THOSE SENATORS DON'T VOTE IN 342 00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:33,077 FAVOR OF THEM, THERE IS A PRICE 343 00:14:33,144 --> 00:14:37,044 TO PAY. 344 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:37,711 IF MITCH McCONNELL DOESN'T 345 00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:40,010 ALLOW THEM TO VOTE FOR THAT, 346 00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:41,210 THAT SAYS SOMETHING AS WELL. 347 00:14:41,277 --> 00:14:43,878 THEY ARE IN A VERY BAD PLACE BUT 348 00:14:43,944 --> 00:14:47,411 THE FACT IS THIS IS SO CLEAR AS 349 00:14:47,477 --> 00:14:49,611 FAR AS DEFENDING THE 350 00:14:49,678 --> 00:14:50,711 CONSTITUTION, HONORING THE 351 00:14:50,778 --> 00:14:55,844 FOUNDERS FOR WHAT THAT IS. 352 00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:56,411 THE EXQUISITE SEPARATION OF 353 00:14:56,477 --> 00:14:57,811 POWERS IN THE CONSTITUTION WHICH 354 00:14:57,878 --> 00:14:59,244 MAKES US OVER A PUBLIC -- I 355 00:14:59,311 --> 00:15:01,411 PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG 356 00:15:01,477 --> 00:15:03,711 AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT 357 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,878 STANDS, A REPUBLIC, THAT'S WHAT 358 00:15:05,944 --> 00:15:10,077 WE ARE, THAT'S WHAT HE'S 359 00:15:10,144 --> 00:15:11,811 UNDERMINING. 360 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:12,477 >> Bill: NOT JUSTICE BEFORE 361 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:13,077 UNDERMINING -- MITCH 362 00:15:13,144 --> 00:15:13,311 McCONNELL. 363 00:15:13,377 --> 00:15:15,778 YOU HAVE TIPPED RIGHT UP TO THE 364 00:15:15,844 --> 00:15:19,944 LINE OF BASICALLY CALLING HIM ON 365 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:20,210 AMERICAN. 366 00:15:20,277 --> 00:15:24,210 >> "MOSCOW MITCH." 367 00:15:26,911 --> 00:15:27,778 >> Bill: IN A LOT OF WAYS HE 368 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,644 HAS DONE MORE DAMAGE THAN TRUMP 369 00:15:30,711 --> 00:15:32,277 HAS, HE'S A STRICT 370 00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:33,277 CONSTITUTIONALIST WHO CONSTANTLY 371 00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:34,778 VIOLATES THE CONSTITUTION, MOST 372 00:15:34,844 --> 00:15:36,678 PROMINENTLY BY NOT ALLOWING 373 00:15:36,744 --> 00:15:40,744 MERRICK GARLAND, OBAMA'S 374 00:15:40,811 --> 00:15:41,377 SUPREME COURT TAKE TO EVEN HAVE 375 00:15:41,444 --> 00:15:43,244 A HEARING. 376 00:15:43,311 --> 00:15:45,110 >> IF THEY WERE TO WRITE THE 377 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:48,344 BOOK ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN AS 378 00:15:48,411 --> 00:15:48,944 THEY DID ABOUT IMPEACHMENT, IT 379 00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:53,311 WOULD BE CALLED "ALL THE 380 00:15:53,377 --> 00:15:54,277 PRESIDENT'S HENCHMEN." 381 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,277 THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE 382 00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:57,144 UNITED STATES COME ALL OF THESE 383 00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:58,878 PEOPLE SURROUNDING THE 384 00:15:58,944 --> 00:15:59,144 PRESIDENT. 385 00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:00,844 LET'S TAKE THIS TO A PATRIOTIC 386 00:16:00,911 --> 00:16:03,010 PLACE, THIS ISN'T ABOUT POLITICS 387 00:16:03,077 --> 00:16:05,878 AND IT ISN'T ABOUT PARTISANSHIP, 388 00:16:05,944 --> 00:16:07,511 IT'S ABOUT PATRIOTISM AND OUR 389 00:16:07,577 --> 00:16:09,077 CONSTITUTION. 390 00:16:09,144 --> 00:16:09,878 WE DON'T WANT ANY PRESIDENTS 391 00:16:09,977 --> 00:16:10,778 DEMOCRATIC OR REPUBLICAN, NO 392 00:16:10,811 --> 00:16:12,444 MATTER WHO SHE OR HE IS TO THINK 393 00:16:12,511 --> 00:16:14,778 THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS. 394 00:16:14,844 --> 00:16:16,744 HE HAD TO BE STOPPED BECAUSE HE 395 00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:18,778 IS AGAIN JEOPARDIZING THE 396 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,477 INTEGRITY OF THE NEXT ELECTION 397 00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,844 BY BLAMING IT ON THE UKRAINIANS 398 00:16:22,911 --> 00:16:27,144 AND NOT GIVING ANY 399 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:27,977 ACCOUNTABILITY TO THE RUSSIANS. 400 00:16:28,044 --> 00:16:29,411 >> Bill: YOU ARE A LOT MORE 401 00:16:29,477 --> 00:16:31,210 GENEROUS IN SPIRIT TO HIM THAN I 402 00:16:31,277 --> 00:16:31,611 AM. 403 00:16:31,678 --> 00:16:34,444 >> NOT TO HIM BUT TO THE 404 00:16:34,511 --> 00:16:36,210 CONSTITUTION. 405 00:16:36,277 --> 00:16:37,411 I DON'T HATE ANYBODY. 406 00:16:37,477 --> 00:16:41,444 >> Bill: I KNOW, AND I BELIEVE 407 00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:42,878 YOU -- I CAN'T GO THERE WITH 408 00:16:42,944 --> 00:16:43,044 YOU. 409 00:16:43,811 --> 00:16:45,044 HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TOLD MY 410 00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,511 AUDIENCE, I'VE TOLD THEM AND I 411 00:16:46,577 --> 00:16:48,811 THINK THIS SHOULD BE OUR MANTRA 412 00:16:48,878 --> 00:16:49,577 ON THE LEFT. 413 00:16:49,644 --> 00:16:50,977 YOU CAN HATE TRUMPED, YOU CAN'T 414 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,177 HATE THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIM. 415 00:16:53,244 --> 00:16:56,344 THAT'S WHERE WE ARE TOO. 416 00:16:56,411 --> 00:16:59,144 "I'M UNFRIENDING YOU." 417 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:00,044 THAT WAY LIES LITERALLY CIVIL 418 00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:00,911 WAR. 419 00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:01,911 >> EVEN THE PEOPLE I SERVED 420 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,544 WITHIN THE CONGRESS, WE HAVE 421 00:17:03,611 --> 00:17:04,511 VERY LITTLE IN COMMON IN TERMS 422 00:17:04,577 --> 00:17:07,311 OF OUR ISSUES BUT THE FACT IS I 423 00:17:07,377 --> 00:17:10,477 RESPECT THE PEOPLE WHO SENT THEM 424 00:17:10,544 --> 00:17:15,277 TO CONGRESS, I AFFORD THEM THE 425 00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:16,544 RESPECT THAT THEIR CONSTITUENTS 426 00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:16,778 DESERVE. 427 00:17:16,844 --> 00:17:17,711 >> Bill: YOU WERE NEVER A 428 00:17:17,778 --> 00:17:19,977 SCARY RADICAL BUT THAT IS HOW 429 00:17:20,044 --> 00:17:20,977 YOU WERE PORTRAYED. 430 00:17:21,044 --> 00:17:23,411 >> 137,000 ADS DESCRIBING ME 431 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:30,511 THAT WAY IN 2008 -- 137,000 ADS. 432 00:17:30,577 --> 00:17:31,344 SAN FRANCISCO LIBERAL, WHICH I 433 00:17:31,411 --> 00:17:35,744 PROUDLY AM. 434 00:17:36,911 --> 00:17:39,911 >> Bill: WHAT I FOUND 435 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:43,711 DISTURBING IS VERY OFTEN 436 00:17:43,778 --> 00:17:45,144 DEMOCRATS DON'T DEFEND YOU. 437 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:46,878 >> WE DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, 438 00:17:46,944 --> 00:17:49,077 HERE'S WHAT I DO WORRY ABOUT. 439 00:17:49,144 --> 00:17:50,844 OUR COUNTRY IN ITS GREATNESS CAN 440 00:17:50,911 --> 00:17:56,544 ABSORB ONE TERM OF THE PRESENT 441 00:17:56,611 --> 00:17:58,177 OCCUPANT OF THE WHITE HOUSE -- 442 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,377 NOT TWO TERMS. 443 00:17:59,444 --> 00:18:01,110 WHAT WE HAVE TO DO FROM RIGHT TO 444 00:18:01,177 --> 00:18:03,411 LEFT IN OUR OWN PARTY IS TO 445 00:18:03,477 --> 00:18:06,311 ELECT A NEW PRESIDENT OF THE 446 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,044 UNITED STATES. 447 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:10,544 WHOEVER THAT IS, WHOEVER THE 448 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,311 NOMINEE IS, WE ALMOST EMBRACE 449 00:18:13,377 --> 00:18:16,144 AND ADVANCE. 450 00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:18,110 I HAVE TO SAY AS I TRAVEL THE 451 00:18:18,177 --> 00:18:19,311 COUNTRY, I DO BELIEVE THERE IS 452 00:18:19,377 --> 00:18:25,511 PLENTY OF COMMON GROUND IN THE 453 00:18:25,577 --> 00:18:25,944 MAINSTREAM MESSAGE. 454 00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:27,511 >> Bill: DON'T YOU THINK IT 455 00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:28,010 SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT THE 456 00:18:28,077 --> 00:18:29,944 DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND THEIR 457 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,778 INABILITY TO DO WITH NEXT KEY 458 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,077 ELECTIONS THAT A LOT OF YOUR 459 00:18:34,144 --> 00:18:36,377 ACCOMPLISHMENTS, INSTEAD OF 460 00:18:36,444 --> 00:18:37,577 STANDING SHOULDER TO SHOULDER 461 00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:38,778 WITH YOU AND A SAYING THIS IS 462 00:18:38,844 --> 00:18:41,611 THE PERSON WHO SAVED THE COUNTRY 463 00:18:41,678 --> 00:18:43,344 COUNTRY, HELPED FROM GOING INTO 464 00:18:43,411 --> 00:18:46,977 A DEPRESSION BY PASSING THE 465 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:48,210 STIMULUS, SAVE THE AUTOMOBILE 466 00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:51,577 INDUSTRY, GOT OBAMACARE PAST, 467 00:18:51,644 --> 00:18:53,377 YOU ARE KIND OF OUR IRON LADY 468 00:18:53,444 --> 00:18:55,544 HERE ON THE LEFT. 469 00:18:58,411 --> 00:18:59,977 I FEEL LIKE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY 470 00:19:00,077 --> 00:19:01,511 IS VERY OFTEN THE VICTIM OF 471 00:19:01,544 --> 00:19:02,444 THEIR OWN PURITY TESTS. 472 00:19:02,511 --> 00:19:06,878 >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, I'M 473 00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:08,711 IN THE ARENA, YOU GO IN THERE, 474 00:19:08,778 --> 00:19:10,077 YOU GO IN AND YOU HAVE TO BE 475 00:19:10,144 --> 00:19:11,744 READY TO TAKE A PUNCH AND YOU 476 00:19:11,811 --> 00:19:15,244 HAVE TO BE READY TO THROW A 477 00:19:15,311 --> 00:19:18,010 PUNCH FOR THE CHILDREN. 478 00:19:19,678 --> 00:19:21,277 >> Bill: I LOVE THE CHILDREN. 479 00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:24,044 >> I DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT BUT 480 00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:25,377 WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT FOR 481 00:19:25,444 --> 00:19:27,144 THE CHILDREN IS THE FUTURE OF 482 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:27,511 THIS COUNTRY. 483 00:19:27,577 --> 00:19:30,210 WE HAVE TO HAVE OUR COMMON 484 00:19:30,277 --> 00:19:32,177 GROUND, MAINSTREAM MESSAGE. 485 00:19:32,244 --> 00:19:38,544 IN RECENT ELECTION, WE WON. 486 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,311 DISCIPLINE, FOCUS, COLD-BLOODED 487 00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:42,377 IN TERMS OF JUST WINNING -- 488 00:19:42,444 --> 00:19:44,010 >> Bill: GOOD TO HAVE YOUR 489 00:19:44,077 --> 00:19:51,444 COLD-BLOODED SELF ON OUR SIDE. 490 00:19:51,511 --> 00:19:52,977 NANCY PELOSI, EVERYBODY! 491 00:19:53,044 --> 00:19:54,711 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING 492 00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,244 US. 493 00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:03,444 >> ALEXANDER SAYS HI. 494 00:20:03,511 --> 00:20:07,044 >> Bill: I WANT TO TALK TO HER 495 00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:10,077 HER! 496 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:15,611 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL. 497 00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:16,144 HE'S THE FORMER REPUBLICAN 498 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,344 CONGRESSMAN FROM ILLINOIS AND A 499 00:20:17,411 --> 00:20:18,811 PRIMARY CHALLENGER TO DONALD 500 00:20:18,878 --> 00:20:19,778 TRUMP FOR THE REPUBLICAN 501 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:20,844 NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT IN 502 00:20:20,911 --> 00:20:27,678 2020: JOE WALSH. 503 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:28,744 HE'S A PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING 504 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:29,911 HISTORIAN AND AUTHOR OF THE NEW 505 00:20:29,977 --> 00:20:30,977 YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "THE SOUL 506 00:20:31,044 --> 00:20:32,678 OF AMERICA: THE BATTLE FOR OUR 507 00:20:32,744 --> 00:20:38,711 BETTER ANGELS": JON MEACHAM. 508 00:20:39,244 --> 00:20:39,944 SHE'S EDITOR-AT-LARGE AT RECODE 509 00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,144 AND A COLUMNIST FOR THE NEW YORK 510 00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:46,010 TIMES: KARA SWISHER. 511 00:20:46,544 --> 00:20:47,077 DON'T FORGET TO SEND US YOUR 512 00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:48,044 QUESTIONS FOR TONIGHT'S 513 00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:49,311 "OVERTIME" SO WE CAN ANSWER THEM 514 00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:56,244 AFTER THE SHOW ON YOUTUBE. 515 00:20:56,311 --> 00:20:58,110 SO LET'S TALK ABOUT IMPEACHMENT, 516 00:20:58,177 --> 00:21:00,044 HISTORICAL -- IT'S BAD FOR THE 517 00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:01,110 COUNTRY BUT AS A HISTORIAN, YOU 518 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,311 MUST BE TINGLY ABOUT IT. 519 00:21:03,377 --> 00:21:09,344 >> IT'S DORK PORN. 520 00:21:09,411 --> 00:21:14,110 IT REALLY IS, IF C-SPAN WERE 521 00:21:14,177 --> 00:21:16,044 PAY-PER-VIEW. 522 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,911 WE'VE ONLY DONE THIS THREE 523 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,878 TIMES, AND 240 YEARS. 524 00:21:20,944 --> 00:21:22,277 >> Bill: THERE IS PRECEDENT 525 00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:24,244 BUT I READ 15 TIMES OVERALL AND 526 00:21:24,311 --> 00:21:25,044 ALL HAD WITNESSES. 527 00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:26,944 THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE MIGHT 528 00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:29,377 NOT HAVE WITNESSES. 529 00:21:29,444 --> 00:21:30,911 >> THE CHIEF JUSTICES ARE 530 00:21:30,977 --> 00:21:33,110 WATCHING THIS, THE CHIEF JUSTICE 531 00:21:33,177 --> 00:21:38,244 IN THE JOHNSON IMPEACHMENT VOTED 532 00:21:38,311 --> 00:21:39,010 A COUPLE OF TIMES TO BREAK A 533 00:21:39,077 --> 00:21:40,444 TIE. 534 00:21:40,511 --> 00:21:42,678 IT'S THE ULTIMATE SANCTION, THE 535 00:21:42,744 --> 00:21:45,678 KEY WAS DIVIDED SOVEREIGNTY. 536 00:21:45,744 --> 00:21:47,411 THE FOUNDERS HAD A PESSIMISTIC 537 00:21:47,511 --> 00:21:49,010 VIEW OF HUMAN NATURE, WE HAVE 538 00:21:49,077 --> 00:21:51,210 DONE EVERYTHING WE CAN TO PROVE 539 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,210 THEM RIGHT. 540 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:55,811 YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON AMERICA 541 00:21:55,878 --> 00:21:57,844 TO DO THE RIGHT THING ONCE IT 542 00:21:57,911 --> 00:21:59,711 HAS EXHAUSTED EVERY OTHER 543 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:00,010 POSSIBILITY. 544 00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:02,344 THE IDEA IS MAKE IT REALLY HARD 545 00:22:02,411 --> 00:22:04,110 TO DO SOMETHING AND IMPEACHMENT 546 00:22:04,177 --> 00:22:04,878 COMES OUT OF THE ENGLISH COMMON 547 00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:07,911 LAW, VERY HARD TO DO. 548 00:22:07,977 --> 00:22:10,344 I SUSPECT WITH THESE LAWYERS 549 00:22:10,411 --> 00:22:11,644 TODAY AT LEAST ONE OF WHOM 550 00:22:11,711 --> 00:22:13,344 REPRESENTED O.J., WE MAY BE 551 00:22:13,411 --> 00:22:15,678 SEEING THIS AGAIN -- HE'S GUILTY 552 00:22:15,744 --> 00:22:19,077 BUT HE'S GOING TO WALK. 553 00:22:19,144 --> 00:22:19,544 THAT'S POSSIBLE HERE. 554 00:22:19,611 --> 00:22:21,778 >> Bill: POSSIBLE? 555 00:22:21,844 --> 00:22:26,077 IS DEFINITELY GOING TO WALK. 556 00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:26,611 WHAT? 557 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,811 THERE'S SOMEONE ON THIS PANEL OR 558 00:22:28,878 --> 00:22:30,477 IN THIS WORLD WHO THINKS -- 559 00:22:30,544 --> 00:22:30,778 >> POSSIBLY. 560 00:22:30,844 --> 00:22:33,878 >> Bill: TRUMP COULD GET 561 00:22:33,944 --> 00:22:34,144 CONVICTED? 562 00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:38,311 >> I THINK SO. 563 00:22:38,377 --> 00:22:39,744 >> Bill: THEY WON'T ALLOW 564 00:22:39,811 --> 00:22:40,778 WITNESSES. 565 00:22:40,844 --> 00:22:44,878 >> ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. 566 00:22:44,944 --> 00:22:46,144 >> Bill: I SMOKE AFTER THE 567 00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:48,511 SHOW. 568 00:22:49,778 --> 00:22:52,377 >> HE'S BEEN DOING DORK PORN ALL 569 00:22:52,444 --> 00:22:52,544 DAY. 570 00:22:52,611 --> 00:22:53,911 >> Bill: THIS IS A BOMBSHELL 571 00:22:53,977 --> 00:22:55,678 TO MAKE HIM A WALK ME THROUGH 572 00:22:55,744 --> 00:22:56,977 THIS WHERE THE REPUBLICANS WHO 573 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,778 HAVE NEVER TURNED ON HIM, WE 574 00:22:58,844 --> 00:22:59,977 DON'T KNOW WHY, THOSE ARE GOOD 575 00:23:00,044 --> 00:23:03,744 QUESTIONS TO ASK -- WHY -- WHAT 576 00:23:03,811 --> 00:23:04,944 KNOWLEDGE DO YOU HAVE? 577 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,878 >> WE KNOW THAT MOST OF MY 578 00:23:07,944 --> 00:23:08,644 FORMER REPUBLICAN COLLEAGUES IN 579 00:23:08,711 --> 00:23:10,744 THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE, THEY 580 00:23:10,811 --> 00:23:11,511 CAN'T STAND HIM. 581 00:23:11,577 --> 00:23:13,411 EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT THIS GUY 582 00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,177 DID COME EVERYBODY KNOWS HE DID 583 00:23:15,244 --> 00:23:15,377 WRONG. 584 00:23:15,444 --> 00:23:17,077 >> Bill: THAT'S NOT HOW THEY 585 00:23:17,144 --> 00:23:17,377 ARE VOTING. 586 00:23:17,444 --> 00:23:19,911 >> I THINK THERE WILL BE ENOUGH 587 00:23:19,977 --> 00:23:21,377 REPUBLICANS WILL MAYBE DEMAND A 588 00:23:21,444 --> 00:23:26,344 FAIR TRIAL, HERE FROM LEV PARNAS 589 00:23:26,411 --> 00:23:26,577 PARNAS. 590 00:23:26,644 --> 00:23:27,544 IT'S UP TO THE VOTERS COME UP TO 591 00:23:27,611 --> 00:23:29,444 THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO GET INTO 592 00:23:29,511 --> 00:23:35,210 THE SENATOR'S FACES AND SAY, PUT 593 00:23:35,277 --> 00:23:37,544 COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY, I THINK 594 00:23:37,611 --> 00:23:38,511 THERE MIGHT BE ENOUGH PRESSURE. 595 00:23:38,577 --> 00:23:39,878 >> Bill: WE ARE GOING TO CUT 596 00:23:39,944 --> 00:23:41,678 THIS OUT OF THE SHOW. 597 00:23:41,744 --> 00:23:43,878 AND WE ARE LIVE, THAT'S HOW I 598 00:23:43,977 --> 00:23:44,911 MUCH I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 599 00:23:44,977 --> 00:23:46,744 I THINK IT'S FUNNY THEY ARE SO 600 00:23:46,811 --> 00:23:48,844 AFRAID TO HEAR FROM JOHN BOLTON, 601 00:23:48,911 --> 00:23:50,044 LIFELONG REPUBLICAN HACK BUT 602 00:23:50,110 --> 00:23:53,077 THEY CAN'T EVEN HEAR FROM HIM. 603 00:23:53,144 --> 00:23:57,144 HOW ABOUT THIS QUESTION -- COULD 604 00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:59,110 BACKFIRE? 605 00:23:59,177 --> 00:24:01,077 BECAUSE THEN DOESN'T TRUMP GET 606 00:24:01,144 --> 00:24:03,377 THE CALL BIDEN AND HIS 607 00:24:03,444 --> 00:24:07,044 NE'ER-DO-WELL SON? 608 00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:09,811 >> IT COULD BE ONE AND ONE BUT 609 00:24:09,878 --> 00:24:12,644 THERE COULD BE PEOPLE WHO YOU 610 00:24:12,711 --> 00:24:14,311 COULD SAY ARE PERTINENT TO THE 611 00:24:14,377 --> 00:24:14,644 INVESTIGATION. 612 00:24:14,711 --> 00:24:16,277 >> Bill: BIDEN NEEDS A BETTER 613 00:24:16,344 --> 00:24:18,511 ANSWER ABOUT HIS SON THAN "I CAN 614 00:24:18,577 --> 00:24:21,977 DO MORE PUSH-UPS THAN YOU" AND 615 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,277 "I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU UP." 616 00:24:24,344 --> 00:24:26,544 >> HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO ADDRESS 617 00:24:26,611 --> 00:24:27,611 IT DURING THE GENERAL CAMPAIGN. 618 00:24:27,678 --> 00:24:30,477 >> Bill: I REMEMBER 2004 WITH 619 00:24:30,544 --> 00:24:32,911 JOHN KERRY, WAR HERO AND THEY 620 00:24:32,977 --> 00:24:35,778 TURNED HIM INTO THE WAR CRIMINAL 621 00:24:35,844 --> 00:24:37,944 AND BUSH THE DRAFT DODGER INTO 622 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:38,977 THE WAR HERO. 623 00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:42,911 IF THIS GETS TO A TRIAL AND THEY 624 00:24:42,977 --> 00:24:45,544 CALLED BIDEN AND HIS SON, BIDEN 625 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:47,611 AND HIS SON AND UKRAINE WILL BE 626 00:24:47,678 --> 00:24:48,311 THE BIGGER SCANDAL. 627 00:24:48,377 --> 00:24:51,544 >> I THINK THE AMERICAN PEOPLE 628 00:24:51,611 --> 00:24:52,411 WILL SEE THROUGH THAT. 629 00:24:52,477 --> 00:24:55,844 >> Bill: OH, JESUS. 630 00:24:58,044 --> 00:25:03,110 >> 137,000 ADS, WHAT THEY DO IS 631 00:25:03,177 --> 00:25:04,344 THEY FLOOD THE ZONE WITH ADS AND 632 00:25:04,411 --> 00:25:05,744 THEY WILL DO THAT HERE AND THEY 633 00:25:05,811 --> 00:25:07,377 WILL KEEP REPEATING AND 634 00:25:07,444 --> 00:25:08,411 REPEATING THE MESSAGE. 635 00:25:08,477 --> 00:25:11,778 >> BUT IT'S NOT HELPING TRUMP. 636 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,711 HE'S GOT HIS BASE OF SUPPORT 637 00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:15,177 THAT WILL NEVER LEAVE HIM, HE'S 638 00:25:15,244 --> 00:25:17,010 NOT GAINING VOTES BEYOND THAT 639 00:25:17,077 --> 00:25:17,811 ESPECIALLY ON IMPEACHMENT. 640 00:25:17,878 --> 00:25:19,411 >> I THINK IT WORKS MUCH BETTER 641 00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:23,377 THAN YOU THINK. 642 00:25:23,444 --> 00:25:24,844 >> THE REAL CONVICTION AND 643 00:25:24,911 --> 00:25:27,611 REMOVAL WILL HAVE TO HAPPEN IN 644 00:25:27,678 --> 00:25:28,711 NOVEMBER. 645 00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,678 THE ARGUMENT HERE HAS TO BE THAT 646 00:25:30,744 --> 00:25:32,878 YOU FIND THE PERCENTAGE OF 647 00:25:32,944 --> 00:25:35,444 VOTERS, COLD-BLOODED LEE AS THE 648 00:25:35,511 --> 00:25:36,711 SPEAKER JUST SAID AND CONVINCE 649 00:25:36,778 --> 00:25:39,044 THEM WE HAVE HAD OUR FUN, IT'S 650 00:25:39,110 --> 00:25:41,678 ALWAYS FUNNY UNTIL SOMEBODY GETS 651 00:25:41,744 --> 00:25:44,177 AND I PUT OUT, WE HAVE BEEN SHOT 652 00:25:44,244 --> 00:25:46,444 BY THE BB GUN NOW. 653 00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:48,811 IT WAS RUSSIAN-MADE. 654 00:25:51,444 --> 00:25:54,044 THE FUN IS OVER AND WE'VE GOT TO 655 00:25:54,110 --> 00:25:55,511 GET BACK -- AND THAT IS THE 656 00:25:55,577 --> 00:25:58,577 BIDEN CASE. 657 00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:00,878 HIS CASE IS I'M AN OXYGEN TANK, 658 00:26:00,944 --> 00:26:04,377 BUT THE COUNTRY AN END WILL TAKE 659 00:26:04,444 --> 00:26:05,577 CARE OF IT FOR FOUR YEARS. 660 00:26:05,644 --> 00:26:07,277 >> Bill: HE LOOKS BAD AT THE 661 00:26:07,344 --> 00:26:08,144 DEBATES. 662 00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:13,911 >> NO AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE MATTERS 663 00:26:13,977 --> 00:26:15,977 MATTERS, THIS LEV PARNAS THING 664 00:26:16,044 --> 00:26:17,678 JUST HAPPENED AND I'M THINKING 665 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:18,944 OF RUDY GIULIANI -- 666 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:19,577 >> Bill: HE'S NOT CREDIBLE. 667 00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:22,544 >> NONE OF THEM ARE CREDIBLE. 668 00:26:22,611 --> 00:26:25,477 >> WHAT HE SAID HAS JIBED WITH 669 00:26:25,544 --> 00:26:26,577 WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE SAID THAT. 670 00:26:26,644 --> 00:26:30,077 THIS BE WHEN HE NOTE TO HIMSELF 671 00:26:30,144 --> 00:26:39,377 THAT SAID "GET ZELENSKY AND TO 672 00:26:39,444 --> 00:26:41,811 ANNOUNCE THE BIDEN CASE WILL BE 673 00:26:41,878 --> 00:26:42,244 INVESTIGATED." 674 00:26:42,311 --> 00:26:43,110 TO HIMSELF! 675 00:26:43,177 --> 00:26:46,744 IT'S LIKE A BANK ROBBER WRITING 676 00:26:46,811 --> 00:26:49,311 A NOTE "REMEMBER TO ROB A BANK." 677 00:26:49,377 --> 00:26:51,977 >> YOU HAVE THE RUDY GIULIANI 678 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:55,477 STUFF, HE IS LIKE THE STD OF 679 00:26:55,544 --> 00:26:57,977 DIGITAL. 680 00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:01,911 HE IS CONSTANTLY LEAVING 681 00:27:01,977 --> 00:27:04,311 PROBLEMS. 682 00:27:04,377 --> 00:27:07,444 >> Bill: LET ME ASK ABOUT THE 683 00:27:07,511 --> 00:27:09,144 DEBATE AND THE BROUHAHA I 684 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:09,778 MENTIONED IN THE MONOLOGUE, IS 685 00:27:09,844 --> 00:27:12,744 IT WRONG JUST TO ASK THIS 686 00:27:12,811 --> 00:27:13,177 QUESTION? 687 00:27:13,244 --> 00:27:16,110 IT'S NOT THAT BERNIE SANDERS, 688 00:27:16,177 --> 00:27:17,377 WHATEVER HE SAID, SHE'S NOT 689 00:27:17,444 --> 00:27:19,944 CLAIMING THAT HE SAID A WOMAN 690 00:27:20,010 --> 00:27:21,611 SHOULDN'T BE PRESIDENT, JUST 691 00:27:21,678 --> 00:27:22,844 THAT A WOMAN COULDN'T. 692 00:27:22,911 --> 00:27:25,244 AND WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD THESE 693 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,344 DISCUSSIONS, WERE NOT TAPPING 694 00:27:27,411 --> 00:27:30,177 NOW -- THE MOST QUALIFIED PERSON 695 00:27:30,210 --> 00:27:30,911 EVER HILLARY CLINTON LOST TO THE 696 00:27:30,977 --> 00:27:36,044 RACIST TELETUBBIES IN THE LAST 697 00:27:36,110 --> 00:27:40,611 ONE. 698 00:27:41,844 --> 00:27:44,244 IT SEEMS LIKE THE SAME PEOPLE 699 00:27:44,311 --> 00:27:46,411 WERE SAYING HILLARY CLINTON LOST 700 00:27:46,477 --> 00:27:48,010 BECAUSE OF SEXISM ARE SAYING HOW 701 00:27:48,077 --> 00:27:51,977 DARE YOU SAY A WOMAN COULDN'T BE 702 00:27:52,044 --> 00:27:52,210 ELECTED. 703 00:27:52,277 --> 00:27:54,611 >> ELIZABETH WARREN BROUGHT IT 704 00:27:54,711 --> 00:27:54,944 UP HERSELF. 705 00:27:55,010 --> 00:27:56,110 >> Bill: SHE PLAYED THE WOMAN 706 00:27:56,177 --> 00:27:58,344 CARD TO. 707 00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:02,711 >> I DON'T LIKE THE CARD -- 708 00:28:02,778 --> 00:28:05,577 WHAT'S A MAN CARD? 709 00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:07,911 SHE HAD TO SAY IT OUT LOUD TO. 710 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,411 >> Bill: TO SAVE HER CAMPAIGN. 711 00:28:09,477 --> 00:28:10,878 IT WAS NOT AN ISSUE THAT NEEDED 712 00:28:10,944 --> 00:28:13,544 TO BE BROUGHT UP, WE ARE SINKING 713 00:28:13,611 --> 00:28:16,377 IN THE POLLS, THIS IS WHAT 714 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:17,811 POLITICIANS DO WHEN THEY ARE ON 715 00:28:17,878 --> 00:28:20,977 THE TRAIL FOR A YEAR. 716 00:28:21,044 --> 00:28:22,277 SHE WAS RISING, SHE WAS GOING TO 717 00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:25,177 BE THE ONE, REMEMBER BUSH IN 718 00:28:25,244 --> 00:28:27,344 2,000 BROUGHT OUT BLACK BABIES 719 00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:28,678 WITH JOHN McCAIN -- HE'S LIKE 720 00:28:28,711 --> 00:28:30,444 I'M LOSING THIS THING, BLACK 721 00:28:30,511 --> 00:28:31,644 BABIES, THAT'S ALL I WANT TO 722 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:33,611 HEAR ABOUT HIS BLACK BABIES AND 723 00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:34,811 THEY BROUGHT THAT OUT. 724 00:28:34,878 --> 00:28:36,444 >> IT DEPENDS ON THE CANDIDATE, 725 00:28:36,511 --> 00:28:39,511 IT DEPENDS ON THE WOMAN, I'M A 726 00:28:39,577 --> 00:28:40,477 CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN, 727 00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:41,477 NANCY PELOSI IS A ROCK STAR. 728 00:28:41,544 --> 00:28:42,844 I WOULD PUT HER IN THE 729 00:28:42,911 --> 00:28:47,044 WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW. 730 00:28:47,110 --> 00:28:52,177 JE 731 00:28:52,244 --> 00:28:53,377 THE WAY THAT WOMAN AGAINST TRUMP 732 00:28:53,444 --> 00:28:56,778 HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY DEFENDED THE 733 00:28:56,844 --> 00:28:57,811 CONSTITUTION, I WOULD WANT HER 734 00:28:57,878 --> 00:29:03,044 IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THAT'S IT. 735 00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:04,244 >> Bill: CONSIDERING THREE 736 00:29:04,311 --> 00:29:05,944 YEARS AGO YOU WERE SAYING IF 737 00:29:06,010 --> 00:29:07,411 TRUMP DIDN'T GET ELECTED YOU ARE 738 00:29:07,477 --> 00:29:09,477 GOING TO GET A MUSKET. 739 00:29:09,544 --> 00:29:12,210 >> IF NANCY PELOSI DOESN'T GET 740 00:29:12,277 --> 00:29:12,911 ELECTED -- 741 00:29:12,977 --> 00:29:19,311 >> HE'S MOVING TO MY HOUSE. 742 00:29:19,377 --> 00:29:19,911 WILL UNCH DORK PORN TOGETHER, 743 00:29:19,977 --> 00:29:24,010 IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. 744 00:29:24,077 --> 00:29:25,811 WE ARE MARRYING A GOAT, THAT'S 745 00:29:25,878 --> 00:29:27,010 WHAT WE DO NOW. 746 00:29:27,077 --> 00:29:33,010 >> Bill: A THROUPLE? 747 00:29:33,077 --> 00:29:36,444 >> SEXY, SEXY WHAT'S HAPPENING 748 00:29:36,511 --> 00:29:37,444 HERE. 749 00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:44,077 YOU STARTED IT. 750 00:29:44,144 --> 00:29:46,477 >> BILL, GRAB THIS PANEL. 751 00:29:46,544 --> 00:29:47,711 >> Bill: WHILE WE WERE OFF, 752 00:29:47,778 --> 00:29:50,110 TRUMP DID IT DRONE STRIKE 753 00:29:50,177 --> 00:29:53,911 AGAINST THIS GUY SOLEIMANI, PART 754 00:29:53,977 --> 00:29:55,244 OF THE BROUHAHA IS HE SAID HE 755 00:29:55,311 --> 00:29:56,044 WAS GOING TO ATTACK THEIR 756 00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:59,411 CULTURAL SITES. 757 00:29:59,477 --> 00:30:01,577 A RAN HIS ANCIENT PERSIA, THEIR 758 00:30:01,644 --> 00:30:03,977 CULTURAL SITES ARE PRETTY 759 00:30:04,044 --> 00:30:04,210 AWESOME. 760 00:30:04,277 --> 00:30:05,411 EVERY REACTION CAUSES A 761 00:30:05,477 --> 00:30:06,944 REACTION, NOW WE HAVE TO WORRY 762 00:30:07,010 --> 00:30:08,678 ABOUT OUR CULTURAL SITES, OUR 763 00:30:08,744 --> 00:30:10,944 CULTURAL SITES ARE LIKE 764 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,811 GRACELAND AND WE HAVE THE 765 00:30:12,878 --> 00:30:17,911 FOUNTAIN AT THE BELLAGIO. 766 00:30:19,210 --> 00:30:21,644 WE HAVE THE ROCKY STATUE. 767 00:30:21,711 --> 00:30:23,844 OURS ARE NOT AS IMPRESSIVE BUT 768 00:30:23,911 --> 00:30:26,711 SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT. 769 00:30:26,778 --> 00:30:27,744 WINONA MISSISSIPPI HAS THE 770 00:30:27,811 --> 00:30:31,444 INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF MUD FLAPS 771 00:30:31,511 --> 00:30:31,977 MUD FLAPS. 772 00:30:32,044 --> 00:30:35,411 IN OHIO THERE IS THE TOMB 773 00:30:35,477 --> 00:30:36,144 THE UNKNOWN AMPHETAMINE-ADDICTED 774 00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:41,511 LONG-HAUL TRUCKER. 775 00:30:41,577 --> 00:30:43,577 OF 776 00:30:43,644 --> 00:30:46,544 IN MY HOME STATE. 777 00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:47,644 BELMAR ROCK, ON THE JERSEY SHORE 778 00:30:47,711 --> 00:30:48,744 -- THIS IS THE SIGHT WHERE THE 779 00:30:48,811 --> 00:30:51,377 GUIDOS FIRST LANDED IN AMERICA. 780 00:30:51,444 --> 00:30:53,477 IN NEVADA - THERE'S AREA 52, 781 00:30:53,544 --> 00:30:55,077 WHERE THE PENTAGON IS SAID TO BE 782 00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:55,711 HIDING EVIDENCE OF THE EXISTENCE 783 00:30:55,778 --> 00:31:00,644 OF MODERATE REPUBLICANS. 784 00:31:03,044 --> 00:31:04,077 IN WASHINGTON, D.C. 785 00:31:04,144 --> 00:31:05,044 THE WALL OF HUNTERS SHOT BY 786 00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:09,811 OTHER HUNTERS. 787 00:31:11,144 --> 00:31:11,811 IN MISSISSIPPI, THERE'S THE 788 00:31:11,878 --> 00:31:12,644 HIGHWAY THAT GAVE US THE 789 00:31:12,711 --> 00:31:13,644 ROADKILL WHICH BECAME DONALD 790 00:31:13,711 --> 00:31:19,077 TRUMP'S HAIR. 791 00:31:19,144 --> 00:31:22,377 JERRY MACK LET'S BRING OUT 792 00:31:22,444 --> 00:31:22,611 ANDREW! 793 00:31:22,678 --> 00:31:23,210 HE'S A 2020 DEMOCRATIC 794 00:31:23,277 --> 00:31:23,744 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND 795 00:31:23,811 --> 00:31:24,844 AUTHOR OF "THE WAR ON NORMAL 796 00:31:24,911 --> 00:31:25,344 PEOPLE: THE TRUTH ABOUT 797 00:31:25,411 --> 00:31:26,144 AMERICA'S DISAPPEARING JOBS AND 798 00:31:26,210 --> 00:31:27,411 WHY UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME IS 799 00:31:27,477 --> 00:31:37,744 OUR FUTURE": ANDREW YANG. 800 00:31:41,544 --> 00:31:45,511 WAIT A SECOND. 801 00:31:45,577 --> 00:31:51,844 >> THANK YOU >> Bill: I SAW AS 802 00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:53,144 YOU WERE COMING OUT YOU WERE 803 00:31:53,210 --> 00:31:55,377 DOING THIS -- IS THAT A SHOT AT 804 00:31:55,444 --> 00:31:58,110 BIDEN AND BERNIE, IT'S A SUBTLE 805 00:31:58,177 --> 00:32:01,711 WAY OF REMINDING EVERYONE. 806 00:32:01,778 --> 00:32:03,411 >> YOUR AUDIENCE CAN TELL YOU HE 807 00:32:03,477 --> 00:32:05,210 KEEPS THE STUDIO A LITTLE BIT 808 00:32:05,277 --> 00:32:08,711 CHILLY, AM I RIGHT? 809 00:32:08,778 --> 00:32:10,744 >> Bill: I MISSED YOU AT THE 810 00:32:10,811 --> 00:32:10,977 DEBATE. 811 00:32:11,044 --> 00:32:14,744 >> YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE. 812 00:32:14,811 --> 00:32:16,511 >> Bill: YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT 813 00:32:16,577 --> 00:32:17,977 VOICE AND ONE THAT NEEDS TO BE 814 00:32:18,044 --> 00:32:19,010 HEARD. 815 00:32:19,077 --> 00:32:20,477 YOU ARE THE LEAST TRUMP OBSESSED 816 00:32:20,544 --> 00:32:21,511 OF ALL THE CANDIDATES. 817 00:32:21,577 --> 00:32:23,411 YOU SAID IF YOU TURNED ON CABLE 818 00:32:23,477 --> 00:32:24,611 NETWORK NEWS TODAY YOU WOULD 819 00:32:24,678 --> 00:32:26,477 THINK HE'S OUR PRESIDENT BECAUSE 820 00:32:26,544 --> 00:32:29,544 OF SOME COMBINATION OF RUSSIA, 821 00:32:29,611 --> 00:32:30,844 RACISM, FACEBOOK, HILLARY, AND 822 00:32:30,911 --> 00:32:31,244 EMAILS. 823 00:32:31,311 --> 00:32:34,110 SOME OF THAT IS TRUE BUT YOU'RE 824 00:32:34,177 --> 00:32:35,411 SAYING IT'S OTHER THINGS AND I 825 00:32:35,477 --> 00:32:37,944 WOULD AGREE. 826 00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:40,010 >> I'M HEADING FROM HERE TO IOWA 827 00:32:40,077 --> 00:32:42,977 AND WE BLASTED AWAY 40,000 828 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,077 MANUFACTURING JOBS IN THAT 829 00:32:44,144 --> 00:32:44,411 STATE. 830 00:32:44,477 --> 00:32:46,577 WHEN YOU GO TO THOSE TOWNS, THE 831 00:32:46,644 --> 00:32:47,277 SHOPPING CENTER CLOSED, PEOPLE 832 00:32:47,344 --> 00:32:50,110 STARTED TO LEAVE. 833 00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:52,144 THE SCHOOL SHRANK AND IT HAS 834 00:32:52,210 --> 00:32:52,577 NEVER RECOVERED. 835 00:32:52,644 --> 00:32:54,778 THAT IS A STORY THAT HAS PLAYED 836 00:32:54,878 --> 00:32:58,210 OUT IN OHIO, MICHIGAN, WESTERN 837 00:32:58,277 --> 00:32:59,177 PENNSYLVANIA, WISCONSIN. 838 00:32:59,244 --> 00:33:00,711 THAT'S WHY TRUMP WON ALL OF 839 00:33:00,778 --> 00:33:03,077 THOSE KEY STATES AND WHAT WE DID 840 00:33:03,144 --> 00:33:03,844 TO THOSE MANUFACTURING JOBS WE 841 00:33:03,911 --> 00:33:06,177 ARE NOW DOING TO RETAIL JOBS, 842 00:33:06,244 --> 00:33:09,110 CALL CENTER JOBS, 30% OF MALLS 843 00:33:09,177 --> 00:33:10,311 AND STORES ARE CLOSING BECAUSE 844 00:33:10,377 --> 00:33:12,210 AMAZON IS CLOSING THEM AND THEY 845 00:33:12,277 --> 00:33:13,977 ARE PAYING ZERO IN TAXES. 846 00:33:14,044 --> 00:33:15,277 THESE ARE PROBLEMS THAT PEOPLE 847 00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:16,444 IN IOWA FEEL EVERY SINGLE DAY 848 00:33:16,511 --> 00:33:19,611 AND WHEN I TALK TO VOTERS, THEY 849 00:33:19,678 --> 00:33:21,377 DON'T OBSESS ABOUT IMPEACHMENT 850 00:33:21,444 --> 00:33:23,577 THE SAME WAY THE FOLKS IN THE 851 00:33:23,644 --> 00:33:24,110 MEDIA DO. 852 00:33:24,177 --> 00:33:25,010 >> Bill: AMERICA STILL MAKES 853 00:33:25,077 --> 00:33:25,977 STUFF IT'S JUST THAT IT'S ROBOTS 854 00:33:26,044 --> 00:33:28,744 DOING IT, I THINK I READ IN YOUR 855 00:33:28,811 --> 00:33:31,110 ARTICLE SOMETHING LIKE 88% OF 856 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:34,444 FACTORY JOBS THAT WERE LOST FROM 857 00:33:34,511 --> 00:33:35,711 2,000 TO 2010 WERE LOST TO 858 00:33:35,778 --> 00:33:37,811 AUTOMATION -- THAT IS THE ISSUE 859 00:33:37,878 --> 00:33:38,044 FOR YOU. 860 00:33:38,110 --> 00:33:39,977 >> WHEN YOU GO TO A FACTORY IN 861 00:33:40,044 --> 00:33:41,644 THE MIDWEST YOU DON'T SEE 862 00:33:41,711 --> 00:33:43,177 WALL-TO-WALL IMMIGRANTS, YOU SEE 863 00:33:43,244 --> 00:34:12,944 WALL-TO-WALL MACHINES. 864 00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:13,544 TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU DO NEED 865 00:34:13,611 --> 00:34:14,177 MORE MANUFACTURING WORKERS WHICH 866 00:34:14,244 --> 00:34:14,811 YOU DO, THEY TEND TO BE EDUCATED 867 00:34:14,878 --> 00:34:15,477 TECHNICIANS, PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD 868 00:34:15,544 --> 00:34:16,044 ON LAPTOPS AND NOT HAMMERING 869 00:34:16,110 --> 00:34:16,444 THINGS INTO PLACE. 870 00:34:16,511 --> 00:34:17,010 IN OUR COUNTRY, ONLY 33% OF 871 00:34:17,077 --> 00:34:17,644 AMERICANS ARE GOING TO GRADUATE 872 00:34:17,711 --> 00:34:18,277 FROM COLLEGE, WE ARE ESSENTIALLY 873 00:34:18,344 --> 00:34:18,778 A NATION OF HIGH SCHOOL 874 00:34:18,844 --> 00:34:19,044 GRADUATES. 875 00:34:19,110 --> 00:34:19,611 THOSE OPPORTUNITIES ARE NOT 876 00:34:19,678 --> 00:34:19,944 KEEPING PACE. 877 00:34:20,010 --> 00:34:20,477 >> Bill: THE OTHER THING I 878 00:34:20,544 --> 00:34:21,110 LIKE ABOUT YOU IS YOU ARE ALSO 879 00:34:21,177 --> 00:34:21,678 THE LEAST IDENTITY POLITICS 880 00:34:21,744 --> 00:34:22,044 OBSESSED I FEEL. 881 00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:22,611 I DON'T SEE COLOR, MY STAFF 882 00:34:22,678 --> 00:34:23,110 TELLS ME YOU ARE ASIAN. 883 00:34:25,811 --> 00:34:27,444 >> EARLY ON IN MY CAMPAIGN, SOME 884 00:34:27,511 --> 00:34:32,144 PEOPLE TOLD ME AN ASIAN CLINT 885 00:34:32,210 --> 00:34:34,811 WIN THE WHITE HOUSE. 886 00:34:34,878 --> 00:34:36,477 AND THOSE PEOPLE WERE MY 887 00:34:36,544 --> 00:34:39,010 PARENTS. 888 00:34:40,377 --> 00:34:46,411 IS THAT TRUE? 889 00:34:46,477 --> 00:34:47,611 MY PARENTS NEVER EVEN JOKED 890 00:34:47,678 --> 00:34:49,911 ABOUT ME RUNNING, IT WASN'T LIKE 891 00:34:49,977 --> 00:34:51,277 YOU CAN'T BE PRESIDENT -- 892 00:34:51,344 --> 00:34:52,444 >> Bill: YOU SHOULD BE 893 00:34:52,511 --> 00:34:52,778 PRESIDENT. 894 00:34:52,844 --> 00:34:54,944 >> THEY WEREN'T EXCITED 895 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:55,844 INITIALLY BECAUSE 896 00:34:55,911 --> 00:34:56,911 ASIAN-AMERICANS DON'T THINK 897 00:34:56,977 --> 00:34:57,477 ABOUT POLITICS AS A NATURAL 898 00:34:57,544 --> 00:35:00,744 ARENA FOR US. 899 00:35:00,811 --> 00:35:01,844 HOPEFULLY I'M CHANGING THAT. 900 00:35:01,911 --> 00:35:04,511 >> Bill: YOU ARE CHANGING THAT 901 00:35:04,577 --> 00:35:07,644 THAT! 902 00:35:08,977 --> 00:35:11,177 I ALSO LOVE THAT YOU MAKE JOKES 903 00:35:11,244 --> 00:35:14,477 BUT SOME ASIANS DON'T LIKE THAT 904 00:35:14,544 --> 00:35:15,244 YOU GET PUSHBACK. 905 00:35:15,311 --> 00:35:16,844 THERE ARE JOKES ABOUT BEING GOOD 906 00:35:16,911 --> 00:35:19,477 AT MATH, THEY ARE POSITIVE! 907 00:35:19,544 --> 00:35:20,244 IT'S LIKE BEING KIDDED ABOUT 908 00:35:20,311 --> 00:35:23,878 HAVING A BIG DICK -- HOW DARE 909 00:35:23,944 --> 00:35:24,911 YOU COME ON NOW EVERYONE IS 910 00:35:24,977 --> 00:35:30,177 GOING TO KNOW! 911 00:35:30,244 --> 00:35:32,611 >> MATH IS AN ACRONYM, IT STANDS 912 00:35:32,678 --> 00:35:34,244 FOR MAKE AMERICA THINK HARDER. 913 00:35:34,311 --> 00:35:38,844 YOU GOT TO GET GOOD AT MATH. 914 00:35:38,911 --> 00:35:40,811 >> Bill: LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT 915 00:35:40,878 --> 00:35:42,010 THE CHINA DEAL -- NOT BECAUSE 916 00:35:42,077 --> 00:35:45,210 YOU ARE ASIAN. 917 00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:45,444 REALLY. 918 00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:48,344 IT WAS A BIG PART OF THE WEEK, 919 00:35:48,411 --> 00:35:49,678 WE OBSESS ABOUT ALL THESE OTHER 920 00:35:49,744 --> 00:35:51,210 THINGS AND I WOULD LIKE YOUR 921 00:35:51,277 --> 00:35:54,344 CRITICISM OF THE MEDIA, YOU SAY 922 00:35:54,411 --> 00:35:55,678 I ALWAYS CRITICIZE FOX NEWS ALL 923 00:35:55,744 --> 00:35:57,311 THOSE YEARS AND I STILL DO 924 00:35:57,377 --> 00:35:59,077 BECAUSE THEY JUST DON'T REPORT 925 00:35:59,144 --> 00:36:00,611 THE NEWS THAT THEY DON'T WANT 926 00:36:00,711 --> 00:36:02,277 THEIR PEOPLE TO HEAR ABOUT. 927 00:36:02,344 --> 00:36:04,911 I FEEL THE LEFT IS GETTING THAT 928 00:36:04,977 --> 00:36:06,110 WAY TOO. 929 00:36:06,177 --> 00:36:06,844 WE FINALLY SIGNED A TRADE DEAL 930 00:36:06,911 --> 00:36:09,811 WITH CHINA, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 931 00:36:09,878 --> 00:36:10,110 IT? 932 00:36:10,177 --> 00:36:13,911 >> THE DETAILS HAVEN'T COME OUT 933 00:36:13,977 --> 00:36:16,177 BUT I TALKED TO A PRODUCER HERE 934 00:36:16,244 --> 00:36:17,644 IN THE U.S. AND THEY SAID WHAT 935 00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:19,678 HAS BEEN SIGNED DOES NOT PROTECT 936 00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,110 THEM OR ADDRESS THEIR CONCERNS 937 00:36:21,177 --> 00:36:22,210 AT ALL. 938 00:36:22,277 --> 00:36:23,711 IT'S MORE ABOUT NOT SLAPPING 939 00:36:23,778 --> 00:36:25,511 ADDITIONAL TARIFFS ON IMPORTS 940 00:36:25,577 --> 00:36:26,311 COMING INTO THE COUNTRY, I DON'T 941 00:36:26,377 --> 00:36:32,744 KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU, BUT 942 00:36:32,811 --> 00:36:34,144 I'M MUCH MORE CONCERNED ABOUT 943 00:36:34,210 --> 00:36:35,944 FARMERS IN IOWA THAN I AM ABOUT 944 00:36:36,010 --> 00:36:36,644 CHINESE PRODUCERS, WE DON'T KNOW 945 00:36:36,711 --> 00:36:41,210 WHAT'S IN THIS UNTIL WE GET MORE 946 00:36:41,277 --> 00:36:41,611 INFORMATION. 947 00:36:41,678 --> 00:36:43,077 >> Bill: WHAT ABOUT TECHNOLOGY 948 00:36:43,144 --> 00:36:43,711 STEALING? 949 00:36:43,778 --> 00:36:46,210 >> THAT'S ONE THING. 950 00:36:46,277 --> 00:36:47,444 >> Bill: IS THAT IN THERE, DID 951 00:36:47,511 --> 00:36:48,177 WE GET IT? 952 00:36:48,244 --> 00:36:51,611 >> IT'S NOT CLEAR, IT'S NOT 953 00:36:51,678 --> 00:36:53,477 FACING WHAT THE FUTURE IS AND 954 00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:54,977 THAT IS CHINA IS INNOVATIVE AND 955 00:36:55,010 --> 00:36:57,344 IS STARTING TO MANUFACTURE ALL 956 00:36:57,411 --> 00:36:58,744 KINDS OF THINGS INCLUDING THOSE 957 00:36:58,811 --> 00:36:59,544 ROBOTS. 958 00:36:59,611 --> 00:37:01,110 THOSE ARE IMMIGRANT ROBOTS IN 959 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:01,477 THOSE FACTORIES. 960 00:37:01,544 --> 00:37:02,577 >> Bill: HOW COME I KEEP 961 00:37:02,644 --> 00:37:05,311 READING THAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE 962 00:37:05,377 --> 00:37:06,077 GETTING THEIR KICKED ON THE 963 00:37:06,144 --> 00:37:09,044 TECHNOLOGICAL FRONT AS FAR AS 964 00:37:09,110 --> 00:37:14,477 SOCIAL MEDIA AS FAR AS ADS -- OO 965 00:37:14,544 --> 00:37:15,210 TECHNOLOGICALLY AHEAD AND PEGGY 966 00:37:15,277 --> 00:37:17,844 NOONAN SAID I THINK WE'RE GOING 967 00:37:17,911 --> 00:37:20,044 TO WIN BECAUSE I SEE SO MANY 968 00:37:20,110 --> 00:37:22,210 YARD SIGNS, YARD SIGNS, WE ARE 969 00:37:22,277 --> 00:37:25,678 ON THE COMPUTER, LADY! 970 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,511 >> THE REPUBLICANS WERE USING 971 00:37:27,577 --> 00:37:29,144 THIS VERY EARLY ON, I REMEMBER 972 00:37:29,210 --> 00:37:30,678 RALPH REED USING THIS TO GREAT 973 00:37:30,744 --> 00:37:34,277 EFFECT TEN YEARS AGO AND IT'S 974 00:37:34,344 --> 00:37:35,477 BECAUSE BEFORE FOX NEWS MOST 975 00:37:35,544 --> 00:37:36,911 CONSERVATIVES WERE ZEROED OUT IN 976 00:37:36,977 --> 00:37:38,010 MAINSTREAM MEDIA SO THEY STARTED 977 00:37:38,077 --> 00:37:39,377 TO USE DIGITAL TOOLS ADEPTLY AND 978 00:37:39,444 --> 00:37:41,477 NOW THEY USE THEM IN A LOT OF 979 00:37:41,544 --> 00:37:42,044 WAYS. 980 00:37:42,110 --> 00:37:43,678 THEY ARE AIDED BY FACEBOOK AND 981 00:37:43,744 --> 00:37:45,077 OTHERS IN TERMS OF THESE TOOLS 982 00:37:45,144 --> 00:37:46,311 AND THE ABILITY TO MICRO-TARGET 983 00:37:46,377 --> 00:37:48,911 AND THEY HAVE GOTTEN VERY GOOD 984 00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:49,110 AT IT. 985 00:37:49,177 --> 00:37:51,177 >> Bill: BUT I THOUGHT THE 986 00:37:51,244 --> 00:37:52,044 LIBERALS OWN SILICON VALLEY, I 987 00:37:52,110 --> 00:37:53,611 THOUGHT WE WERE THE ONES THAT 988 00:37:53,678 --> 00:37:55,477 WERE GOOD AT THIS SHIT, THE 989 00:37:55,544 --> 00:37:56,511 REPUBLICANS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE 990 00:37:56,577 --> 00:37:58,177 THE OLD MAN WHO TALKED ABOUT THE 991 00:37:58,244 --> 00:37:59,611 MACHINE WHEN THEY WERE TALKING 992 00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:01,778 ABOUT A TAPE RECORDER. 993 00:38:01,844 --> 00:38:04,444 >> IF YOU WANT US TO LEAPFROG 994 00:38:04,511 --> 00:38:06,678 THE REPUBLICANS AGAIN, I CAN BE 995 00:38:06,744 --> 00:38:07,544 YOUR NOMINEE. 996 00:38:07,611 --> 00:38:09,277 WE WOULD BE BETTER AT TECHNOLOGY 997 00:38:09,344 --> 00:38:10,711 THAN THE REPUBLICANS COME THE 998 00:38:10,778 --> 00:38:10,911 FALL. 999 00:38:10,977 --> 00:38:11,911 >> Bill: YOU PERSONALLY COULD 1000 00:38:11,977 --> 00:38:13,544 MAKE THAT HAPPEN. 1001 00:38:13,611 --> 00:38:16,177 >> SURE. 1002 00:38:16,244 --> 00:38:19,144 IT'S TRUE. 1003 00:38:19,977 --> 00:38:21,544 >> Bill: IT'S A BIG PROMISE, 1004 00:38:21,611 --> 00:38:22,977 WE HAVE A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO 1005 00:38:23,044 --> 00:38:23,144 DO. 1006 00:38:23,210 --> 00:38:26,110 >> WHAT HAPPENED IN 2016 IS THE 1007 00:38:26,177 --> 00:38:26,977 REPUBLICANS DID GET VERY GOOD 1008 00:38:27,044 --> 00:38:28,844 AND AT THE TIME FACEBOOK WENT TO 1009 00:38:28,911 --> 00:38:30,077 THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN AND THEY 1010 00:38:30,144 --> 00:38:31,644 SAID YOU WANT SOME HELP AND THE 1011 00:38:31,711 --> 00:38:33,911 CLINTON CAMPAIGN SAID WE GOT IT. 1012 00:38:33,977 --> 00:38:35,110 THAT WAS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER. 1013 00:38:35,177 --> 00:38:36,744 >> Bill: I HAVE AN IMPORTANT 1014 00:38:36,811 --> 00:38:39,944 QUESTION FOR YOU IF YOU ARE THE 1015 00:38:40,010 --> 00:38:40,477 NOMINEE. 1016 00:38:40,544 --> 00:38:45,177 YOU WIN, YOU WIN THE VOTE. 1017 00:38:45,244 --> 00:38:48,144 YOU ARE PRESIDENT-ELECT YANG. 1018 00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:51,778 >> I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 1019 00:38:51,844 --> 00:38:52,711 >> WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHAT I 1020 00:38:52,778 --> 00:38:55,377 HAVE TO SAY. 1021 00:38:55,444 --> 00:38:57,110 >> Bill: YOU DON'T REALLY 1022 00:38:57,177 --> 00:38:58,377 THINK DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO 1023 00:38:58,444 --> 00:39:01,477 CONCEDE TO YOU, DO YOU? 1024 00:39:01,544 --> 00:39:04,277 CAN I READ TO YOU A FEW QUOTES. 1025 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:05,778 ROGER STONE A COUPLE OF YEARS 1026 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,611 AGO, TRY TO IMPEACH HIM, YOU 1027 00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:09,611 WILL HAVE A SPASM OF VIOLENCE IN 1028 00:39:09,678 --> 00:39:10,311 THIS COUNTRY, AND INSURRECTION 1029 00:39:10,377 --> 00:39:13,544 LIKE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. 1030 00:39:13,611 --> 00:39:14,811 HERE'S A TRUMP TWO WEEKS BEFORE 1031 00:39:14,878 --> 00:39:16,611 THE ELECTION THAT HE WON. 1032 00:39:16,678 --> 00:39:19,210 "THE WHOLE THING IS A BIG FIX, 1033 00:39:19,277 --> 00:39:20,744 ONE BIG FIX. 1034 00:39:20,811 --> 00:39:21,944 THE PROCESS IS RIGGED, THE WHOLE 1035 00:39:22,010 --> 00:39:23,644 ELECTION IS GETTING RIGGED." 1036 00:39:23,711 --> 00:39:24,644 THAT'S WHAT HE THOUGHT HE WAS 1037 00:39:24,711 --> 00:39:26,778 GOING TO LOSE. 1038 00:39:26,844 --> 00:39:28,411 HERE'S REPRESENT OF STEVE KING. 1039 00:39:28,477 --> 00:39:30,577 "FOLKS KEEP TALKING ABOUT 1040 00:39:30,644 --> 00:39:32,010 ANOTHER CIVIL WAR, ONE SIDE HAS 1041 00:39:32,077 --> 00:39:33,077 ABOUT 8 TRILLION BULLETS WHILE 1042 00:39:33,144 --> 00:39:34,177 THE OTHER SIDE DOESN'T KNOW 1043 00:39:34,244 --> 00:39:37,077 WHICH BATHROOM TO USE. 1044 00:39:37,144 --> 00:39:40,577 ">> YES WE DO. 1045 00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:42,311 >> Bill: HERE'S TRUMP 1046 00:39:42,377 --> 00:39:43,511 JUNE 10TH OF LAST YEAR, ASKED 1047 00:39:43,577 --> 00:39:46,811 THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM AND 1048 00:39:46,878 --> 00:39:47,010 NIXON. 1049 00:39:47,077 --> 00:39:47,811 "HE LEFT. 1050 00:39:47,878 --> 00:39:50,977 I DON'T LEAVE HIM A BIG 1051 00:39:51,044 --> 00:39:52,444 DIFFERENCE" JOE, I KNOW YOU'RE A 1052 00:39:52,511 --> 00:39:56,344 DIFFERENT GUY NOW, HERE'S YOU 1053 00:39:56,411 --> 00:39:56,678 NOVEMBER 2016. 1054 00:39:56,744 --> 00:40:02,878 YOU SAID ON NOVEMBER 8TH "I'M 1055 00:40:02,944 --> 00:40:04,644 VOTING FOR TRUMP, IF HE LOSES, 1056 00:40:04,711 --> 00:40:07,611 I'M GRABBING MY MUSKET." 1057 00:40:07,678 --> 00:40:09,010 THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN, 1058 00:40:09,077 --> 00:40:10,778 YOU DON'T REALLY THINK TRUMP IS 1059 00:40:10,844 --> 00:40:12,744 GOING TO CONCEDE, WHAT IS THE 1060 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:13,411 PLAN? 1061 00:40:13,477 --> 00:40:14,844 THIS IS MY QUESTION FOR 1062 00:40:14,911 --> 00:40:16,244 DEMOCRATS, WHAT IS THE PLAN WHEN 1063 00:40:16,311 --> 00:40:20,177 HE SAYS IT'S RIGGED, WE FOUND 1064 00:40:20,244 --> 00:40:22,577 IRREGULARITIES, I'M HEARING AND 1065 00:40:22,644 --> 00:40:23,577 SUSPENDING EVERYTHING AND HE'S 1066 00:40:23,644 --> 00:40:25,210 NOT LEAVING ON JANUARY 20TH. 1067 00:40:25,277 --> 00:40:26,977 WHAT DO YOU DO? 1068 00:40:27,044 --> 00:40:28,110 >> I GENUINELY THINK HE WOULD 1069 00:40:28,177 --> 00:40:30,244 MAKE A LOT OF NOISE BUT HE WOULD 1070 00:40:30,311 --> 00:40:32,210 LEAVE BECAUSE IN ORDER TO STAY 1071 00:40:32,277 --> 00:40:32,844 YOU LITERALLY NEED THE MILITARY 1072 00:40:32,911 --> 00:40:35,444 ON YOUR SIDE AND THE MILITARY IF 1073 00:40:35,511 --> 00:40:37,077 IT'S A FREE AND FAIR ELECTION 1074 00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:37,944 WHICH IT WILL BE WHEN I DEFEAT 1075 00:40:38,010 --> 00:40:42,544 HIM IN NOVEMBER, THE MILITARY 1076 00:40:42,611 --> 00:40:43,210 ISN'T GOING TO CIRCLE THE 1077 00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:44,944 WHITE HOUSE AND SAY WE ARE GOING 1078 00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:49,210 TO KEEP THIS GUY IN. 1079 00:40:49,277 --> 00:40:49,611 >> Bill: HE IS THE 1080 00:40:49,678 --> 00:40:51,177 COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF. 1081 00:40:51,244 --> 00:40:53,044 >> HE WILL LEAFLET TO YOUR 1082 00:40:53,110 --> 00:40:54,444 POINT, HE'S NOT REALLY GOING TO 1083 00:40:54,511 --> 00:40:55,311 LEAVE. 1084 00:40:55,377 --> 00:40:56,344 HE'S GOING TO GRAB SEAN HANNITY 1085 00:40:56,411 --> 00:40:57,444 AND HIS BILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS 1086 00:40:57,511 --> 00:40:59,577 AND HE'S GOING TO CAUSE FOR 1087 00:40:59,644 --> 00:41:02,644 WHOEVER THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS. 1088 00:41:02,711 --> 00:41:05,611 >> HE'S GOING TO MAKE NOISE BUT 1089 00:41:05,678 --> 00:41:06,277 FROM THE OUTSIDE. 1090 00:41:06,344 --> 00:41:08,210 >> Bill: THAT IS MY NEXT 1091 00:41:08,277 --> 00:41:08,611 QUESTION. 1092 00:41:08,678 --> 00:41:10,044 WHAT HAPPENS IF HE DOES THAT, 1093 00:41:10,110 --> 00:41:12,344 SAY YOU DO GET HIM OUT, I DON'T 1094 00:41:12,411 --> 00:41:14,844 THINK YOU WILL BUT YOU TENT THE 1095 00:41:14,911 --> 00:41:19,811 WHITE HOUSE AND YOU GET HIM OUT. 1096 00:41:22,944 --> 00:41:24,977 IT COULD BE WORSE. 1097 00:41:25,044 --> 00:41:28,244 THEN HE'S CAESAR CAMPED ON THE 1098 00:41:28,311 --> 00:41:29,544 OTHER SIDE OF THE RUBICON WITH 1099 00:41:29,611 --> 00:41:30,944 HIS ARMY AND THESE PEOPLE WHO 1100 00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:32,511 YOU WERE THREE YEARS AGO WITH 1101 00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,411 MUSKETS, YOU HEAR IT ALL THE 1102 00:41:34,477 --> 00:41:34,678 TIME. 1103 00:41:34,744 --> 00:41:36,977 HE'S NOT THE KIND OF GUY LIKE 1104 00:41:37,044 --> 00:41:39,077 MOST PRESIDENTS WHO SAY "I 1105 00:41:39,177 --> 00:41:39,678 CONGRATULATE MY SUCCESSOR AND 1106 00:41:39,744 --> 00:41:42,277 I'M NOT GOING TO SPEAK ABOUT 1107 00:41:42,344 --> 00:41:42,811 ISSUES." 1108 00:41:42,878 --> 00:41:44,577 THAT IS NOT WHO HE IS. 1109 00:41:44,644 --> 00:41:46,210 >> WHAT DOES TWITTER DO? 1110 00:41:46,277 --> 00:41:48,144 I PUT THIS IN A COLUMN -- RIGHT 1111 00:41:48,210 --> 00:41:49,377 NOW THEY KEEP HIM AND LET HIM 1112 00:41:49,444 --> 00:41:51,811 STAY ON THERE AND LIE BECAUSE 1113 00:41:51,878 --> 00:41:53,678 HE'S A NEWSWORTHY FIGURE, WHAT 1114 00:41:53,744 --> 00:41:54,644 HAPPENS THE DAY AFTER THE 1115 00:41:54,711 --> 00:41:56,277 ELECTION WHERE HE PROMOTES 1116 00:41:56,344 --> 00:41:58,811 VIOLENCE, WHAT DID THEY DO? 1117 00:41:58,878 --> 00:41:59,477 >> Bill: TWITTER? 1118 00:41:59,544 --> 00:42:00,344 RIGHT. 1119 00:42:00,411 --> 00:42:01,577 >> DID THEY FINALLY THROW HIM 1120 00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:03,077 OFF OR DO THEY SAY HE'S A 1121 00:42:03,144 --> 00:42:05,477 NEWSWORTHY FIGURE AND LET HIM DO 1122 00:42:05,544 --> 00:42:06,077 WHAT HE WANTS. 1123 00:42:06,144 --> 00:42:09,477 TWITTER HAS BEEN HIS CAMPAIGNING 1124 00:42:09,544 --> 00:42:11,811 AND GOVERNING, THAT IS AN 1125 00:42:11,878 --> 00:42:12,977 INTERESTING QUESTION OF WHAT 1126 00:42:13,044 --> 00:42:13,577 HAPPENS. 1127 00:42:13,644 --> 00:42:15,744 >> IF HE LOSES IN 2020, HE COULD 1128 00:42:15,811 --> 00:42:20,778 RUN AGAIN IN 2024. 1129 00:42:20,844 --> 00:42:22,077 >> ABSOLUTELY. 1130 00:42:22,144 --> 00:42:24,077 >> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE'S 1131 00:42:24,144 --> 00:42:26,477 A GENUINE CONCERN, DURING 1132 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:27,044 WATERGATE THE SECRETARY OF 1133 00:42:27,110 --> 00:42:29,210 DEFENSE ISSUED AN ORDER SAYING 1134 00:42:29,277 --> 00:42:30,711 ANY MILITARY ORDER THAT COMES 1135 00:42:30,778 --> 00:42:31,911 FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, I HAVE TO 1136 00:42:31,977 --> 00:42:34,010 SIGN OFF ON. 1137 00:42:34,077 --> 00:42:36,711 THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT CHAIN OF 1138 00:42:36,811 --> 00:42:37,844 COMMAND THEM. 1139 00:42:37,911 --> 00:42:39,077 IT'S NOT INCONCEIVABLE -- HE'S 1140 00:42:39,144 --> 00:42:40,110 PRESIDENT SO WE ARE LIVING IN AN 1141 00:42:40,177 --> 00:42:44,110 ODD WORLD TO SAY THE LEAST. 1142 00:42:44,177 --> 00:42:45,644 MY SENSE OF THE EFFECT HE WILL 1143 00:42:45,711 --> 00:42:48,511 TRY TO HAVE BEYOND THE 1144 00:42:48,577 --> 00:42:51,077 WHITE HOUSE IS THERE ARE 34%, 1145 00:42:51,144 --> 00:42:54,711 35% OF THE COUNTRY, THEY THOUGHT 1146 00:42:54,778 --> 00:42:56,177 JOE McCARTHY WAS GREAT AFTER 1147 00:42:56,244 --> 00:42:57,244 HE WAS CENSURED. 1148 00:42:57,311 --> 00:43:01,244 A POLL IN 1955, 34% APPROVED JOE 1149 00:43:01,311 --> 00:43:03,911 McCARTHY EVEN AFTER IT WAS ALL 1150 00:43:03,977 --> 00:43:04,344 OVER. 1151 00:43:04,411 --> 00:43:06,611 40% OF THE COUNTRY NEVER VOTED 1152 00:43:06,678 --> 00:43:08,577 FOR FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT, THEY 1153 00:43:08,644 --> 00:43:09,277 COULDN'T SAY HIS NAME. 1154 00:43:09,344 --> 00:43:11,878 IF THAT IS 34, 40%. 1155 00:43:11,944 --> 00:43:15,244 RIGHT NOW WE ARE CLOSER TO 48, 1156 00:43:15,311 --> 00:43:15,411 49. 1157 00:43:15,477 --> 00:43:24,678 I THINK THE BIG BATTLE HAS TO BE 1158 00:43:24,744 --> 00:43:26,077 FINDING PEOPLE AND PERSUADING 1159 00:43:26,144 --> 00:43:26,277 THEM. 1160 00:43:26,344 --> 00:43:26,878 WE ARE NEVER GOING TO GET A 1161 00:43:26,944 --> 00:43:28,811 PHONE CALL AND I DON'T THINK WE 1162 00:43:28,878 --> 00:43:29,744 EVER WILL. 1163 00:43:29,811 --> 00:43:31,044 >> Bill: WE HAVE NEVER BEEN 1164 00:43:31,110 --> 00:43:33,144 HERE BEFORE WITH THE OTHER SIDE 1165 00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:34,678 DOESN'T HEAR THE ARGUMENT -- DID 1166 00:43:34,744 --> 00:43:36,311 YOU SEE MARTHA McSALLY? 1167 00:43:36,377 --> 00:43:39,277 SHE USED TO BE A FAIRLY MODERATE 1168 00:43:39,344 --> 00:43:41,177 AND NOT REALLY PRO TRUMP IN 1169 00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:43,311 ARIZONA AND WE HAVE THE TAPE? 1170 00:43:43,377 --> 00:43:46,044 WE CAN SHOW A REPORTER FROM CNN 1171 00:43:46,110 --> 00:43:47,911 ASKED HER A REASONABLE QUESTION 1172 00:43:47,977 --> 00:43:49,544 ABOUT NEW INFORMATION ABOUT THE 1173 00:43:49,611 --> 00:43:51,878 IMPEACHMENT TRIAL, HERE IS HER 1174 00:43:51,944 --> 00:43:54,244 RESPONSE. 1175 00:43:54,311 --> 00:43:56,044 >> DO YOU CONSIDER NEW EVIDENCE 1176 00:43:56,110 --> 00:43:59,611 PART OF THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL? 1177 00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:02,911 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COMMENT? 1178 00:44:02,977 --> 00:44:04,544 >> Bill: "YOU'RE A LIBERAL 1179 00:44:04,611 --> 00:44:06,511 HACK, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU." 1180 00:44:06,577 --> 00:44:07,878 THAT IS WHERE WE ARE. 1181 00:44:07,944 --> 00:44:10,344 I DON'T KNOW HOW THE OTHER SIDE 1182 00:44:10,411 --> 00:44:11,744 HERE'S THE ARGUMENT THAT YOU'RE 1183 00:44:11,811 --> 00:44:12,311 MAKING. 1184 00:44:12,377 --> 00:44:14,411 >> I'M REALLY ENCOURAGED BECAUSE 1185 00:44:14,477 --> 00:44:16,144 I HAVE HALF A DOZEN EVENTS A DAY 1186 00:44:16,210 --> 00:44:18,110 IN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND HALF A 1187 00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:20,711 DOZEN EVENTS A DAY IN IOWA, 1188 00:44:20,778 --> 00:44:22,010 EVERY SINGLE EVENT SOMEONE COMES 1189 00:44:22,077 --> 00:44:25,311 UP TO ME AFTER I'M SPEAKING AND 1190 00:44:25,377 --> 00:44:26,244 SAYS I VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP 1191 00:44:26,311 --> 00:44:27,511 AND THIS TIME I'M GOING TO VOTE 1192 00:44:27,577 --> 00:44:31,144 FOR YOU. 1193 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,110 >> Bill: BUT THAT'S AT YOUR 1194 00:44:33,177 --> 00:44:33,344 EVENTS. 1195 00:44:36,577 --> 00:44:39,577 >> THAT'S WHY I THINK IT'S 1196 00:44:39,644 --> 00:44:40,911 IMPORTANT THAT THESE SIDES COMES 1197 00:44:40,977 --> 00:44:41,177 TOGETHER. 1198 00:44:41,244 --> 00:44:44,377 THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP 1199 00:44:44,444 --> 00:44:45,611 VOTED FOR ME, VOICES ON THIS 1200 00:44:45,678 --> 00:44:46,711 SIDE NEED TO STAND UP AGAINST 1201 00:44:46,778 --> 00:44:49,411 HIM TO AVOID WHAT YOU'RE TALKING 1202 00:44:49,477 --> 00:44:49,611 ABOUT. 1203 00:44:49,678 --> 00:44:51,878 >> NICK SALLEY TURNED THAT INTO 1204 00:44:51,944 --> 00:44:55,311 A CAMPAIGN ADD. 1205 00:44:55,377 --> 00:44:58,044 >> Bill: NOBODY SEEMS TO THINK 1206 00:44:58,110 --> 00:45:00,344 THERE IS ANY VALUE IN GOING 1207 00:45:00,411 --> 00:45:01,744 TOWARD THE CENTER. 1208 00:45:01,811 --> 00:45:04,644 >> IT STORED JOHN'S POINT, IF 1209 00:45:04,711 --> 00:45:06,678 YOU CAN GET THAT DOWN TO THE LOW 1210 00:45:06,744 --> 00:45:08,377 40s, THEN WE ARE GOING TO WIN 1211 00:45:08,444 --> 00:45:09,544 BY A LANDSLIDE. 1212 00:45:09,611 --> 00:45:11,110 YOU CAN'T GET IT DOWN TO ZERO 1213 00:45:11,177 --> 00:45:13,778 BUT I TALKED TO PEOPLE AND JOE 1214 00:45:13,844 --> 00:45:16,444 DOES TOO, I SENSE THAT ARE IN 1215 00:45:16,511 --> 00:45:19,411 THAT TOP 41-49 RANGE THAT ARE 1216 00:45:19,477 --> 00:45:21,644 LOOKING FOR AN ALTERNATIVE. 1217 00:45:21,711 --> 00:45:22,878 THEY'RE DISAPPOINTED IN THE 1218 00:45:22,944 --> 00:45:23,744 PRESIDENT, THEY ARE SEEING 1219 00:45:23,811 --> 00:45:24,944 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THEIR 1220 00:45:25,010 --> 00:45:26,177 COMMUNITIES AND IF SOMEONE 1221 00:45:26,210 --> 00:45:27,544 SPEAKS TO THOSE PROBLEMS, THEN 1222 00:45:27,577 --> 00:45:29,811 WE CAN WIN. 1223 00:45:29,878 --> 00:45:33,277 >> THE 32ND CONSTITUTIONAL OATH 1224 00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:35,144 THREE YEARS AGO ALMOST TO THE 1225 00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:37,244 DAY, WE WENT FROM HAVING 1226 00:45:37,311 --> 00:45:40,711 BARACK OBAMA AS OUR PRESIDENT TO 1227 00:45:40,778 --> 00:45:41,377 DONALD TRUMP. 1228 00:45:41,444 --> 00:45:43,611 IT'S A WILD SWING, WE BOUNCED 1229 00:45:43,678 --> 00:45:45,144 FROM GUARDRAIL TO GUARD RAIL SO 1230 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:47,210 WE MIGHT GET ARISTOTLE NEXT 1231 00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:47,611 TIME. 1232 00:45:47,944 --> 00:45:50,144 >> THE OPPOSITE OF DONALD TRUMP 1233 00:45:50,210 --> 00:45:54,411 IS AN ASIAN MAN WHO LIKES MATH. 1234 00:45:54,477 --> 00:45:56,377 THIS IS WHERE THE PENDULUM IS 1235 00:45:56,444 --> 00:45:59,110 SWINGING, IT'S COMING THIS WAY! 1236 00:46:02,444 --> 00:46:02,944 >> Bill: REMEMBER MY WORDS, 1237 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,977 YOU CAN HATE TRUMP, YOU CAN HATE 1238 00:46:06,044 --> 00:46:09,277 THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIM. 1239 00:46:09,344 --> 00:46:12,010 NOW IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES! 1240 00:46:12,077 --> 00:46:14,377 NEW RULES. 1241 00:46:14,911 --> 00:46:15,477 NEW RULE: THE GOLDEN GLOBES MUST 1242 00:46:15,544 --> 00:46:16,210 STOP PATTING THEMSELVES ON THE 1243 00:46:16,277 --> 00:46:17,210 BACK FOR GOING VEGAN. 1244 00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:19,977 NOBODY EATS AT AWARD SHOWS. 1245 00:46:20,044 --> 00:46:21,010 SOME ARE TOO COKED UP. 1246 00:46:21,077 --> 00:46:22,277 OTHERS CAN'T CHEW BECAUSE OF THE 1247 00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:25,010 BOTOX. 1248 00:46:25,077 --> 00:46:25,977 AND IT'S AWARD SEASON, COME ON - 1249 00:46:26,044 --> 00:46:28,144 THE MEALS THAT DO GET EATEN WILL 1250 00:46:28,210 --> 00:46:36,744 JUST BE THROWN UP. 1251 00:46:36,811 --> 00:46:42,377 NEW RULE: THE NEXT TIME 1252 00:46:42,444 --> 00:46:43,144 NEW RULE: PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE 1253 00:46:43,210 --> 00:46:44,010 IN THE NEW FAD OF "PERINEUM 1254 00:46:44,077 --> 00:46:47,878 SUNNING," WHERE YOU EXPOSE YOUR 1255 00:46:47,944 --> 00:46:52,911 ANUS TO SOLAR RAYS, MUST NEVER 1256 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:56,944 ASK ME TO THE BEACH. 1257 00:46:57,010 --> 00:47:00,277 IT'S REAL. 1258 00:47:00,611 --> 00:47:01,477 YOU'VE NOT ONLY RUINED 1259 00:47:01,544 --> 00:47:02,277 SUNBATHING - YOU'VE RUINED THE 1260 00:47:02,344 --> 00:47:03,110 PHRASE.'STICK IT WHERE THE SUN 1261 00:47:03,177 --> 00:47:15,744 DON'T SHINE." 1262 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,010 NEW RULE: THIS ZOOKEEPER MUST 1263 00:47:19,077 --> 00:47:19,911 TELL US EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S 1264 00:47:19,977 --> 00:47:21,110 AFRAID THIS PELICAN MIGHT SAY. 1265 00:47:21,177 --> 00:47:22,311 AND MITCH McCONNELL WANTS TO 1266 00:47:22,411 --> 00:47:23,311 KNOW ARE YOU AVAILABLE TO WORK 1267 00:47:23,377 --> 00:47:28,678 AN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL? 1268 00:47:34,044 --> 00:47:35,110 NEW RULE: IF YOU'RE A SUBURBAN 1269 00:47:35,177 --> 00:47:35,878 LIBERAL WHO PUTS UP ONE OF THOSE 1270 00:47:35,944 --> 00:47:36,811 "IMMIGRANTS ARE WELCOME HERE!" 1271 00:47:36,878 --> 00:47:38,511 SIGNS, RANDOM GUATEMALANS GET TO 1272 00:47:38,577 --> 00:47:40,311 TAKE YOU UP ON IT. 1273 00:47:40,377 --> 00:47:41,311 LET'S SEE HOW WELCOME THE 1274 00:47:41,377 --> 00:47:42,678 COOPERTONS REALLY ARE WHEN THEY 1275 00:47:42,744 --> 00:47:43,878 COME HOME FROM YOGA TO FIND 1276 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:44,778 JORGE SOSA AND HIS FAMILY SPREAD 1277 00:47:44,844 --> 00:47:47,511 OUT ALL OVER THE RESTORATION 1278 00:47:47,577 --> 00:47:48,644 HARDWARE, AND SPANISH SUBTITLES 1279 00:47:48,711 --> 00:47:56,711 ON THE NETFLIX ACCOUNT. 1280 00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:01,444 NEW RULE: THIS OSCAR SEASON, THE 1281 00:48:01,511 --> 00:48:02,344 ACADEMY MUST NOT FORGET HARVEY 1282 00:48:02,411 --> 00:48:03,511 WEINSTEIN'S PERFORMANCE IN "I'M 1283 00:48:03,577 --> 00:48:10,044 TOO CRIPPLED TO GO TO JAIL." 1284 00:48:11,210 --> 00:48:12,444 TALK ABOUT CONVINCING. 1285 00:48:12,511 --> 00:48:13,511 DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO 1286 00:48:13,577 --> 00:48:14,477 COULD CHASE GWENYTH PALTROW 1287 00:48:14,544 --> 00:48:20,678 AROUND A DESK? 1288 00:48:22,778 --> 00:48:23,577 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1289 00:48:23,644 --> 00:48:24,911 IF MEGHAN AND HARRY CAN QUIT 1290 00:48:24,977 --> 00:48:30,644 THEIR FAMILY, YOU CAN TOO! 1291 00:48:32,544 --> 00:48:36,177 AS MANY OF US LEARN EVERY YEAR 1292 00:48:36,244 --> 00:48:37,411 NOT THAT I'VE GOT ANYTHING 1293 00:48:37,477 --> 00:48:38,110 AGAINST FAMILIES IN GENERAL, 1294 00:48:38,177 --> 00:48:39,311 THEY COME IN REALLY HANDY AT 1295 00:48:39,377 --> 00:48:40,110 TIMES, LIKE WHEN YOU NEED A 1296 00:48:40,177 --> 00:48:45,177 CO-SIGNER FOR A CAR LOAN. 1297 00:48:45,244 --> 00:48:46,511 BUT THE DOWNSIDE OF FAMILIES IS 1298 00:48:46,577 --> 00:48:47,377 THEY POSSESS A GRAVITATIONAL 1299 00:48:47,444 --> 00:48:48,277 FORCE THAT GETS YOU TO DO THINGS 1300 00:48:48,344 --> 00:48:49,010 YOU DON'T WANT TO DO, AND 1301 00:48:49,077 --> 00:48:49,678 CONTINUE TRADITIONS YOU DON'T 1302 00:48:49,744 --> 00:48:51,844 REALLY BELIEVE IN. 1303 00:48:51,911 --> 00:48:52,878 FAMILY'S LIKE DRUGS -- YOU GET 1304 00:48:52,944 --> 00:48:54,344 HIGH OFF THEM, BUT THEY MAKE YOU 1305 00:48:54,411 --> 00:48:57,644 DO STUPID THINGS. 1306 00:48:57,711 --> 00:49:00,611 PRINCESS DIANA FAMOUSLY SAID SHE 1307 00:49:00,678 --> 00:49:03,377 FELT LIKE A PRISONER -- BUT MANY 1308 00:49:03,477 --> 00:49:04,244 PEOPLE, EVEN US COMMONERS, CAN 1309 00:49:04,311 --> 00:49:05,144 GET TRAPPED LIVING THEIR 1310 00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:06,611 FAMILY'S LIFE AND NOT THEIR 1311 00:49:06,678 --> 00:49:09,778 LIFE, CAPTIVE TO THE SAME OLD 1312 00:49:09,844 --> 00:49:12,977 JOBS, POLITICS, REGION, CUSTOMS. 1313 00:49:13,077 --> 00:49:14,811 EVERY NEW YEAR'S DAY, MY FAMILY 1314 00:49:14,878 --> 00:49:16,377 WOULD SERVE PORK AND SAUERKRAUT. 1315 00:49:16,444 --> 00:49:18,477 I DON'T KNOW WHY. 1316 00:49:18,544 --> 00:49:19,844 MY PARENTS DID IT AND THEIR 1317 00:49:19,911 --> 00:49:22,644 PARENTS DID IT, AND I DID IT, 1318 00:49:22,711 --> 00:49:27,210 UNTIL ONE YEAR I SAID, "I HATE 1319 00:49:27,277 --> 00:49:31,444 THIS SHIT." 1320 00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:32,977 - JUST BECAUSE I SHARE DNA AND A 1321 00:49:33,044 --> 00:49:34,210 BATHROOM WITH YOU PEOPLE DOESN'T 1322 00:49:34,277 --> 00:49:34,811 MEAN I HAVE TO LIVE BY YOUR 1323 00:49:34,878 --> 00:49:37,377 RULES FOREVER. 1324 00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:39,177 SO DO IT. 1325 00:49:39,244 --> 00:49:44,511 FIRE YOUR FAMILY. 1326 00:49:45,511 --> 00:49:46,644 HARRY GAVE UP A CASTLE. 1327 00:49:46,711 --> 00:49:47,944 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE? 1328 00:49:48,010 --> 00:49:50,344 AN AIR MATTRESS? 1329 00:49:50,411 --> 00:49:52,644 BREAK THE CYCLE. 1330 00:49:52,711 --> 00:49:54,110 THINK OUTSIDE THE CRIB. 1331 00:49:54,177 --> 00:49:55,544 THERE MUST BE FIFTY WAYS TO 1332 00:49:55,611 --> 00:50:02,344 LEAVE YOUR MOTHER. 1333 00:50:04,077 --> 00:50:04,611 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO WHAT THEY 1334 00:50:04,678 --> 00:50:05,577 DID - YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET 1335 00:50:05,644 --> 00:50:07,744 MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN, OR GO 1336 00:50:07,811 --> 00:50:09,844 HUNTING OR WORK IN A COAL MINE. 1337 00:50:09,911 --> 00:50:11,644 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE 1338 00:50:11,711 --> 00:50:13,511 RELIGION YOU WERE BORN INTO, OR 1339 00:50:13,577 --> 00:50:14,511 ANY RELIGION - YOU CAN EXPLORE 1340 00:50:14,577 --> 00:50:16,778 AN ALTERNATIVE WAY OF LOOKING AT 1341 00:50:16,844 --> 00:50:17,811 THE UNIVERSE CALLED "NOT 1342 00:50:17,878 --> 00:50:25,344 BAT-SHIT CRAZY." 1343 00:50:26,611 --> 00:50:27,678 SO I GIVE HARRY AND MEGHAN SOME 1344 00:50:27,744 --> 00:50:31,110 CREDIT, BUT NOT A LOT. 1345 00:50:31,177 --> 00:50:34,611 THEY WANT TO BE SEEN AS THIS 1346 00:50:34,678 --> 00:50:35,744 MODERN COUPLE WAY HIPPER THAN 1347 00:50:35,811 --> 00:50:37,644 THE OTHER STUFFY ONES IN THE 1348 00:50:37,711 --> 00:50:39,844 FAMILY - WELL, THEN GO ALL THE 1349 00:50:39,911 --> 00:50:41,778 WAY AND SAY, "WE'RE NOT JUST 1350 00:50:41,844 --> 00:50:43,177 "TAKING A STEP BACK' FROM 1351 00:50:43,244 --> 00:50:44,010 ROYALTY, WE'RE RENOUNCING THE 1352 00:50:44,077 --> 00:50:45,977 WHOLE OUTDATED, RACIST, 1353 00:50:46,044 --> 00:50:53,511 ANACHRONISTIC LOT OF IT. 1354 00:50:54,044 --> 00:50:56,077 WE'RE SAYING LOUD AND PROUD, 1355 00:50:56,144 --> 00:50:58,311 "WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT THAT SOME 1356 00:50:58,377 --> 00:51:01,110 PEOPLE ARE "ROYAL?"" 1357 00:51:01,177 --> 00:51:03,444 YOU WANT TO BE MODERN AND WOKE 1358 00:51:03,511 --> 00:51:04,678 AND ALL THAT, GET RID OF 1359 00:51:04,744 --> 00:51:11,344 POLITICALLY INCORRECT WORDS? 1360 00:51:11,411 --> 00:51:14,044 HOW 'BOUT "YOUR HIGHNESS." 1361 00:51:14,678 --> 00:51:15,577 WHAT COULD BE MORE ANTITHETICAL 1362 00:51:15,644 --> 00:51:16,611 TO LIBERALISM THAN CALLING 1363 00:51:16,678 --> 00:51:18,611 ANOTHER HUMAN "YOUR HIGHNESS"? 1364 00:51:18,678 --> 00:51:21,711 I GOTTA SAY, THE SOCIAL JUSTICE 1365 00:51:21,778 --> 00:51:23,744 WARRIORS WHO NEVER TIRE OF 1366 00:51:23,811 --> 00:51:25,044 POINTING OUT OLD BEHAVIORS AND 1367 00:51:25,110 --> 00:51:26,244 BYGONE ATTITUDES THAT JUST DON'T 1368 00:51:26,311 --> 00:51:28,477 CUT IT ANYMORE. 1369 00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:29,511 WHERE HAVE THEY BEEN ON THIS 1370 00:51:29,577 --> 00:51:31,177 ONE? 1371 00:51:31,244 --> 00:51:32,878 SEDUCED BY THE PAGEANTRY WERE 1372 00:51:32,944 --> 00:51:33,678 YOU? 1373 00:51:33,744 --> 00:51:34,778 I THINK THE WOKE HAVE BEEN 1374 00:51:34,844 --> 00:51:37,611 ASLEEP. 1375 00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:39,344 SURPRISINGLY FORGIVING ABOUT THE 1376 00:51:39,411 --> 00:51:41,110 IDEA THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN 1377 00:51:41,177 --> 00:51:43,977 EXALTED ABOVE THE REST OF US, TO 1378 00:51:44,044 --> 00:51:45,878 BE BOWED TO AND CARTED AROUND IN 1379 00:51:45,944 --> 00:51:48,210 GOLDEN CARRIAGES - ALL YOU 1380 00:51:48,277 --> 00:51:50,244 PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP OFFENDED, 1381 00:51:50,311 --> 00:51:51,977 WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE HERE? 1382 00:51:52,044 --> 00:51:52,778 I WANT AN APOLOGY FROM THE 1383 00:51:52,844 --> 00:51:53,577 PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS WANT AN 1384 00:51:53,644 --> 00:52:00,878 APOLOGY! 1385 00:52:04,444 --> 00:52:06,344 DID YOU KNOW THE QUEEN HAS A 1386 00:52:06,411 --> 00:52:07,911 GRAND CARVER, CURRENTLY THE EARL 1387 00:52:07,977 --> 00:52:09,044 OF DENBIGH, WHOSE SOLE JOB IT IS 1388 00:52:09,110 --> 00:52:16,411 TO CARVE THE QUEEN'S MEAT. 1389 00:52:17,444 --> 00:52:18,744 AND AT DINNER, WHEN THE QUEEN 1390 00:52:18,811 --> 00:52:20,044 FINISHES EATING, EVERYONE ELSE 1391 00:52:20,110 --> 00:52:22,377 HAS TO STOP TOO. 1392 00:52:22,444 --> 00:52:25,411 WHEN THE OLD BAT PUTS DOWN HER 1393 00:52:25,477 --> 00:52:26,177 SPOON, THAT'S IT, WE'RE ALL 1394 00:52:26,244 --> 00:52:30,878 DONE. 1395 00:52:30,944 --> 00:52:37,611 I THOUGHT BEING BORN INTO 1396 00:52:37,678 --> 00:52:38,377 PRIVILEGE, WAS PUBLIC ENEMY 1397 00:52:38,444 --> 00:52:39,678 NUMBER ONE NOW, BUT YOU'RE HAPPY 1398 00:52:39,744 --> 00:52:40,778 TO BE LORDED OVER BY A BUNCH OF 1399 00:52:40,844 --> 00:52:42,177 INBRED TWITS WHO HAPPENED TO WIN 1400 00:52:42,244 --> 00:52:44,744 THE 23 AND ME LOTTERY. 1401 00:52:44,811 --> 00:52:46,778 MEGHAN AND HARRY, YOU WANT TO BE 1402 00:52:46,844 --> 00:52:49,311 REMEMBERED FOR GREATNESS? 1403 00:52:49,377 --> 00:52:50,411 THEN BURN YOUR BOATS COMPLETELY 1404 00:52:50,477 --> 00:52:53,611 AND SAY, "IT'S 2020, I HEREBY 1405 00:52:53,678 --> 00:52:55,444 DECLARE THIS BIRTHRIGHT NONSENSE 1406 00:52:55,511 --> 00:52:57,811 FROM THE MIDDLE AGES STUPID." 1407 00:52:57,878 --> 00:53:00,344 AND THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE 1408 00:53:00,377 --> 00:53:02,177 CURTSIES OR BOWS AND SCRAPES 1409 00:53:02,244 --> 00:53:03,344 BEFORE YOU OR CALLS YOU "YOUR 1410 00:53:03,411 --> 00:53:05,911 HIGHNESS," STOP THEM AND SAY, 1411 00:53:05,977 --> 00:53:07,044 "PLEASE, GET UP, WE FEEL 1412 00:53:07,110 --> 00:53:08,744 RIDICULOUS BEING CALLED THAT. 1413 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:15,711 I'M AN ACTRESS, HE'S A NICE GUY, 1414 00:53:16,044 --> 00:53:17,977 WE'RE NOT "HIGHNESSES" - NO 1415 00:53:18,044 --> 00:53:19,878 HUMANS ARE HIGHER BY BIRTH, IT'S 1416 00:53:19,944 --> 00:53:20,744 GROSS." 1417 00:53:20,811 --> 00:53:22,077 AND TO THOSE WHO SAY THE 1418 00:53:22,144 --> 00:53:23,144 MONARCHY IS TOO IMPORTANT A 1419 00:53:23,210 --> 00:53:26,411 TOURIST ATTRACTION TO ABOLISH - 1420 00:53:26,477 --> 00:53:27,678 GUESS WHAT: YOU DON'T NEED LIVE 1421 00:53:27,744 --> 00:53:30,444 PEOPLE FOR THAT. 1422 00:53:30,511 --> 00:53:32,010 THEY STILL GO TO STONEHENGE AND 1423 00:53:32,077 --> 00:53:33,277 THE ALIENS WHO BUILT THAT LEFT A 1424 00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:39,878 LONG TIME AGO. 1425 00:53:40,878 --> 00:53:42,977 THE PALACES, THE GUARDS, THE 1426 00:53:43,044 --> 00:53:44,344 CARRIAGES - IT'S PRACTICALLY AN 1427 00:53:44,411 --> 00:53:46,911 AMUSEMENT PARK ALREADY. 1428 00:53:46,977 --> 00:53:54,077 WE COULD CALL IT "THE MAGIC 1429 00:53:54,144 --> 00:53:58,010 UNITED KINGDOM" 1430 00:53:58,544 --> 00:54:02,644 AND FILL IT WITH RIDES LIKE 1431 00:54:02,711 --> 00:54:10,010 "CAUCASIAN MOUNTAIN," 1432 00:54:10,344 --> 00:54:12,644 "DIANA'S WILD RIDE" AND "THE 1433 00:54:12,711 --> 00:54:14,811 "DIANA'S WILD RIDE" 1434 00:54:14,878 --> 00:54:15,744 AND "THE TUNNEL OF INCESTUOUS 1435 00:54:15,811 --> 00:54:16,611 LOVE." 1436 00:54:16,678 --> 00:54:19,210 JUST, YOU KNOW, KEEP THE KIDS 1437 00:54:19,277 --> 00:54:19,744 AWAY FROM PRINCE ANDREW. 1438 00:54:19,811 --> 00:54:20,511 OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1439 00:54:20,577 --> 00:54:21,544 I'LL BE AT THE BELK THEATRE IN 1440 00:54:21,611 --> 00:54:22,177 CHARLOTTE, NC FEBRUARY 15TH, AT 1441 00:54:22,244 --> 00:54:23,577 THE NORTH CHARLESTON PERFORMING 1442 00:54:23,644 --> 00:54:25,044 ARTS CENTER IN NORTH CHARLESTON, 1443 00:54:25,110 --> 00:54:26,044 NC FEBRUARY 16TH, AND AT THE 1444 00:54:26,110 --> 00:54:26,744 COMERICA THEATRE IN PHOENIX 1445 00:54:26,811 --> 00:54:29,110 FEBRUARY 22ND. 1446 00:54:29,177 --> 00:54:30,411 I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS JOE 1447 00:54:30,477 --> 00:54:31,010 WALSH, JON MEACHAM, KARA 1448 00:54:31,077 --> 00:54:32,311 SWISHER, ANDREW YANG AND NANCY 1449 00:54:32,377 --> 00:54:34,511 PELOSI. 1450 00:54:34,577 --> 00:54:35,577 STAY TUNED FOR OVERTIME ON 1451 00:54:35,644 --> 00:54:41,444 YOUTUBE. 1452 00:54:41,511 --> 00:55:02,244 THANK YOU! 1453 00:55:18,878 --> 00:55:19,711 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1454 00:55:20,110 --> 00:55:22,644 I'm as baffled by this conflicting evidence as you are. 1455 00:55:22,711 --> 00:55:24,311 I didn't kill that kid, Ralph. 1456 00:55:25,444 --> 00:55:26,644 A human being cannot exist 1457 00:55:26,711 --> 00:55:28,411 in two realities at the same time. 1458 00:55:29,711 --> 00:55:32,678 RALPH ANDERSON: I have no tolerance for the unexplainable. 1459 00:55:34,077 --> 00:55:36,144 I believe there's something else out there. 1460 00:55:38,311 --> 00:55:40,511 And it's worse than I ever imagined. 1461 00:55:41,377 --> 00:55:43,010 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 1462 00:55:45,577 --> 00:55:47,444 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪