3 00:00:09,069 --> 00:00:12,992 The HIVE Academy for Extraordinary Young People is proud to introduce… 4 00:00:14,498 --> 00:00:15,929 …this year’s top graduates. 5 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:23,755 Gizmo - the boy genius whose intellect can conquer any problem with an inventive solution. 6 00:00:35,663 --> 00:00:40,682 Jinx - the enchanting sorceress whose powerful hexes mean bad luck for her enemies. 7 00:00:47,909 --> 00:00:52,845 And Mammoth - the genetically enhanced giant whose unstoppable strength speaks for itself. 8 00:01:00,571 --> 00:01:03,593 Well-organized, highly trained, and combat-equipped… 9 00:01:04,024 --> 00:01:06,532 …these new HAEYP agents are the perfect fighting force. 10 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,276 And for the right price… 11 00:01:20,268 --> 00:01:22,456 …this ideal team can be yours. 12 00:01:26,256 --> 00:01:27,291 Well, Mr. Slade? 13 00:01:28,233 --> 00:01:34,615 Impressive. Truly. However, robots and obstacle courses only prove so much. 14 00:01:35,944 --> 00:01:39,982 My plans demand operatives who can function in the real world. 15 00:01:41,342 --> 00:01:43,389 If your students are going to serve me… 16 00:01:44,347 --> 00:01:47,139 …they’ll have to pass one final exam. 17 00:01:48,516 --> 00:01:50,468 Destroy the Teen Titans- 18 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:52,767 -and then we’ll talk. 19 00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:00,999 Aw, man, come on! 20 00:03:01,424 --> 00:03:02,940 It’s gotta be around here someplace! 21 00:03:05,202 --> 00:03:06,298 I don’t believe this! 22 00:03:09,052 --> 00:03:10,491 How could you lose the remote? 23 00:03:10,956 --> 00:03:12,644 What makes you so sure I lost it? 24 00:03:15,016 --> 00:03:15,956 Uh…’cause you’re you. 25 00:03:16,569 --> 00:03:18,737 Hey! Just because I lost that video game- 26 00:03:19,331 --> 00:03:22,659 -and the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron- 27 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:26,194 Things disappear. How am I supposed to know where they go? 28 00:03:26,662 --> 00:03:29,324 Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote? 29 00:03:30,319 --> 00:03:33,956 Simple. You just get up and change the channel. 30 00:03:36,196 --> 00:03:37,782 Don’t even joke like that. 31 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:39,503 I wasn’t joking. 32 00:03:40,003 --> 00:03:43,199 Good, ’cause it wasn’t funny! Now either help us look for the remote- 33 00:03:43,493 --> 00:03:44,662 -or go back to your nasty old book and- 34 00:03:44,662 --> 00:03:47,079 This is a pointless argument over a useless device. 35 00:03:47,550 --> 00:03:50,346 You are wasting your energy and disrupting my concentration. 36 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:52,391 I’m telling you, I didn’t lose it! You were the one watching TV last! 37 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:54,349 And that is the secret to traveling faster than light. 38 00:03:54,349 --> 00:03:55,477 So if you want to blame someone- 39 00:03:55,787 --> 00:03:56,541 -look in the mirror, buddy! 40 00:03:56,866 --> 00:03:59,525 Whoa! Take it easy, Titans! Combat practice is this afternoon! 41 00:04:00,102 --> 00:04:05,246 We must mend your dispute by the sharing of unhealthy junk foods. I shall fetch them. 42 00:04:05,741 --> 00:04:06,964 I don’t need food! 43 00:04:23,369 --> 00:04:25,556 Maybe we should just go out for pizza. 44 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,334 Can we please just order something? 45 00:04:34,654 --> 00:04:35,366 As long as it’s vegetarian. 46 00:04:35,788 --> 00:04:38,290 Come on, man, how can you deny me the all-meat experience? 47 00:04:38,681 --> 00:04:41,242 Dude, I’ve been most of those animals! 48 00:04:41,869 --> 00:04:46,417 I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting. 49 00:04:51,812 --> 00:04:55,743 Uh, Starfire? Not everything on the menu is a pizza topping. 50 00:04:59,008 --> 00:04:59,751 Double pepperoni! 51 00:05:00,118 --> 00:05:01,385 I’m not eating meat! 52 00:05:01,789 --> 00:05:03,226 There’s no meat in pepperoni! 53 00:05:06,591 --> 00:05:07,861 Gizmo to Jinx. 54 00:05:08,724 --> 00:05:09,677 Begin Phase One. 55 00:05:23,183 --> 00:05:24,100 Titans! Go! 56 00:05:42,105 --> 00:05:44,226 Um…don’t buses normally have drivers? 57 00:05:45,628 --> 00:05:47,647 And don’t baby carriages normally have babies? 58 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:50,834 Are you pit-sniffers normally this stupid? 59 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:05,853 That was too easy. 60 00:06:06,287 --> 00:06:09,207 What a buncha cludge-heads. You guys want to get pizza? 61 00:06:09,409 --> 00:06:10,367 This isn’t over! 62 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:16,051 We’re just getting started! 63 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:18,599 Who are these guys? 64 00:06:19,418 --> 00:06:20,333 And what’s a cludge-head? 65 00:06:20,988 --> 00:06:22,395 We are the HIVE! 66 00:06:23,262 --> 00:06:24,598 Your worst nightmare! 67 00:06:25,069 --> 00:06:27,549 And this is Attack Pattern Alpha! 68 00:06:39,379 --> 00:06:42,461 What do you call an idiot with a rocket on his back? 69 00:06:43,824 --> 00:06:44,418 Huh? 70 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:45,155 Doomed! 71 00:06:49,598 --> 00:06:50,668 Cyborg! 72 00:06:58,518 --> 00:06:59,761 You fight like a boy. 73 00:07:00,309 --> 00:07:02,387 And you’re gonna croak like a frog! 74 00:07:07,024 --> 00:07:07,546 Hah! 75 00:07:10,231 --> 00:07:12,277 Mammoth’s gonna make you extinct! 76 00:07:12,856 --> 00:07:13,917 Beast Boy! Hang on! 77 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,110 Is it me, or are we getting our butts kicked? 78 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,114 It’s just you. 79 00:07:26,806 --> 00:07:28,400 Listen up, team. I have a plan. 80 00:07:32,642 --> 00:07:36,560 Gee, scrum-buffer. Sure hope your fancy plan includes getting fried! 81 00:07:38,215 --> 00:07:40,296 You’ll just have to find out the hard way. 82 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,837 That didn’t just happen. 83 00:08:18,634 --> 00:08:20,045 Tell me that didn’t just happen. 84 00:08:20,859 --> 00:08:25,603 It did happen. We cannot change the truth, no matter how much we dislike it. 85 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:34,813 Who knew we had a doctor in the house? Thanks. 86 00:08:36,055 --> 00:08:36,831 No problem. 87 00:08:39,563 --> 00:08:46,054 Maybe y’all should call me Flyborg. I was halfway to Gotham City before Star zapped that thing off my back. So what’d I miss? 88 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:54,202 Tell me how we kicked their butts. Come on, I gotta have the play-by-play. 89 00:08:55,377 --> 00:08:56,131 Where is Robin? 90 00:08:57,448 --> 00:08:59,963 Um, Star? We’re not sure. 91 00:09:00,857 --> 00:09:01,540 Not sure? 92 00:09:02,181 --> 00:09:02,745 Why are you not 93 00:09:03,222 --> 00:09:04,297 We searched everywhere. 94 00:09:04,954 --> 00:09:06,784 And all we found was this. 95 00:09:09,155 --> 00:09:15,811 I shoulda been there. I let that kid sneak up on me and—what was I—? It was a trap, and I—I shoulda known. 96 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,022 I do not understand. 97 00:09:18,652 --> 00:09:20,079 How could you not find him? 98 00:09:20,538 --> 00:09:24,753 People do not just vanish! He has to be someplace, so go there and look! 99 00:09:25,088 --> 00:09:31,505 Easy, Star. Come on. This is Robin we’re talking about. I’m sure he’s fine. He’ll probably turn up any second. 100 00:09:33,893 --> 00:09:34,820 Awesome timing. 101 00:09:35,382 --> 00:09:35,946 Robin! 102 00:09:42,365 --> 00:09:43,018 Oh, no. 103 00:09:43,565 --> 00:09:44,572 Oh, yes. 104 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,694 You guys got lucky last time, but you’re in our house now! 105 00:09:49,179 --> 00:09:51,958 Yeah, nice place. We’ll take it! 106 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,070 Split up! 107 00:10:11,438 --> 00:10:13,361 Here, kitty, kitty. What’s the matter? 108 00:10:14,005 --> 00:10:15,585 Afraid of a little bad luck? 109 00:10:29,373 --> 00:10:31,313 Hello, ladies. 110 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:55,226 Hey! 111 00:10:57,033 --> 00:11:02,569 So, Tin Man, you got a heart under all that outdated crud-ware? 112 00:11:04,507 --> 00:11:05,533 Not telling? 113 00:11:05,943 --> 00:11:08,650 Guess I’ll have to take you apart and find out! 114 00:11:13,779 --> 00:11:14,469 Lost her. 115 00:11:18,037 --> 00:11:19,986 This just isn’t your lucky day. 116 00:11:45,556 --> 00:11:46,368 Gotcha! 117 00:11:56,102 --> 00:11:58,507 Let me go, you scuzz-munching zit! 118 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,383 How you gonna fight me without your tech? 119 00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:10,189 Huh? 120 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,574 Yo, what are you- 121 00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:24,386 Get out of my systems! Nobody hacks my systems! 122 00:12:28,341 --> 00:12:30,950 Ooh, ejector arm. Cool! 123 00:12:33,647 --> 00:12:34,502 My arm! 124 00:12:34,502 --> 00:12:36,899 Get off! Get off me! Stop! 125 00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:55,056 Have a nice afterlife, you snot-eating losers! 126 00:13:14,614 --> 00:13:17,390 That didn’t just happen. Tell me that didn’t just happen. 127 00:13:17,873 --> 00:13:18,811 Get out of my systems. 128 00:13:19,269 --> 00:13:20,079 Get off me. 129 00:13:20,564 --> 00:13:22,273 Robin. Where is Robin? 130 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,172 I do not understand. 131 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,135 We searched everywhere. 132 00:13:26,135 --> 00:13:27,314 How could you not find him? 133 00:13:27,688 --> 00:13:28,531 All we found was this. 134 00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:29,751 People do not just vanish. 135 00:13:29,751 --> 00:13:32,053 I shoulda been there. I shoulda known. 136 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:37,490 So, uh…who else never wants to go surfing again? 137 00:13:37,861 --> 00:13:38,814 Not now, man. 138 00:13:39,835 --> 00:13:40,722 Hey, I was just trying to- 139 00:13:48,902 --> 00:13:50,691 Perhaps I could be of some assistance. 140 00:13:51,353 --> 00:13:51,947 I got it. 141 00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:54,375 But you are so damaged and- 142 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:55,543 I got it! 143 00:13:55,983 --> 00:13:59,387 Hey! She only wanted to help! What is your problem? 144 00:13:59,697 --> 00:14:00,605 What do you think? 145 00:14:00,945 --> 00:14:08,135 We got kicked out of our house, a pint-size Poindexter took me for a joyride, and in case you haven’t noticed, I just became left-handed! 146 00:14:08,778 --> 00:14:12,094 Enough! We need to control our emotions. 147 00:14:12,515 --> 00:14:15,810 Or what? Our bad vibes will keep you from meditating? 148 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:17,952 I wish Robin were here. 149 00:14:18,313 --> 00:14:19,248 Well, he’s not! 150 00:14:19,671 --> 00:14:24,003 Don’t you guys get it? They won, we lost. IT'S OVER!! 151 00:14:27,356 --> 00:14:29,422 Then…the Teen Titans are finished? 152 00:14:30,529 --> 00:14:31,218 Not yet. 153 00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:35,591 Not if I can help it. 154 00:14:47,403 --> 00:14:53,216 Higher…a little to the left…a little more…and… 155 00:14:53,699 --> 00:14:54,508 …perfect! 156 00:14:56,264 --> 00:15:01,294 Slade’s gonna have kittens when he hears we whipped the Titans and took their stinking Tower! 157 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:04,729 Not to mention Robin’s favorite fashion statement. 158 00:15:06,747 --> 00:15:09,073 But that’s the only thing fashionable around here. 159 00:15:09,636 --> 00:15:10,417 Tell me about it. 160 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,232 Hmph. All their food is way out of date. 161 00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:18,753 You think that stuff’s rotten? 162 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,625 Wait ’til you see their music. 163 00:15:21,095 --> 00:15:23,255 Crud…snot… 164 00:15:24,386 --> 00:15:26,660 …mega-crud…snot… 165 00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:34,016 Does she have anything that’s not blue? 166 00:15:54,566 --> 00:15:58,317 Ugh. Crud…snot… 167 00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:21,361 Hey! 168 00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:25,810 What the hairball? 169 00:17:13,351 --> 00:17:15,766 Sorry to interrupt the victory celebration. 170 00:17:16,483 --> 00:17:17,224 But like I said… 171 00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:20,026 …this isn’t over. 172 00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:23,017 It’s just getting started. 173 00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,491 Attack Pattern Alpha! 174 00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:53,628 Hey, Robo-Wimp. 175 00:17:53,957 --> 00:17:55,179 Feel like getting hacked? 176 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,161 Nope. How ’bout you? Robin! Now! 177 00:18:05,942 --> 00:18:08,051 Cut it out! It’s gonna crash my whole system! 178 00:18:09,272 --> 00:18:11,018 Get it off me! Get it off me! 179 00:18:16,456 --> 00:18:17,705 Beast Boy! Go! 180 00:18:34,429 --> 00:18:36,426 Your luck just ran out! 181 00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:40,809 Huh? 182 00:19:32,886 --> 00:19:34,501 Cram it. I’m calling Slade. 183 00:19:36,165 --> 00:19:37,229 Who is Slade? 184 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,150 Wouldn’t you like to know, barf-brain? 185 00:19:44,448 --> 00:19:48,157 I assure you, such failures are not tolerated within the HIVE. 186 00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:52,511 Once the agents have been retrieved from the authorities, they will be disciplined. 187 00:19:53,387 --> 00:19:54,919 Strictly disciplined. 188 00:19:57,092 --> 00:20:03,218 Actually, your agents served my plans quite well. I never expected them to succeed. 189 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,056 They were merely messengers. 190 00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:08,578 And the message has been received. 191 00:20:19,892 --> 00:20:23,319 NOOOO!! This is the worst thing that could ever happen! 192 00:20:23,319 --> 00:20:23,992 My tunes! 193 00:20:24,447 --> 00:20:24,960 They’ve been… 194 00:20:25,653 --> 00:20:27,133 …alphabetized. 195 00:20:28,264 --> 00:20:29,758 How am I ever gonna find anything? 196 00:20:33,213 --> 00:20:38,304 They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room. 197 00:20:38,979 --> 00:20:42,338 Someone has disposed of all our blue furry food! 198 00:20:43,030 --> 00:20:46,948 You gotta be kidding me! The whole place gets cleaned and I still can’t find the- 199 00:20:50,992 --> 00:20:51,993 Ha! 200 00:20:55,436 --> 00:21:00,713 I guess we really oughta be training for battles, tracking down clues, and trying to figure out who Slade is, huh? 201 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:04,808 We will. But right now, I’m just happy to be part of the team.