GREETING, TITANS!
YOUR NUMBER-ONE NEMESIS CONTROL
FREAK HAS RETURNED.
YOU MAY HAVE THOUGHT YOU SAW THE
LAST OF ME IN 257-494, BUT WHILE
AWAY, I'VE BEEN STUDYING YOUR
EVERY MOVE, AND NOW I'M
BACK--THE ULTIMATE TITANS
CHALLENGE, A SERIES OF
MIND-BOGGLING EVENTS DESIGNED TO
TEST YOUR SPECIFIC SKILLS AND
STAMINA, AND TO RAISE THE
STAKES, I'VE CRAFTED AN ARSENAL
OF COUNTERTECHNOLOGY WEAPONS TO
RENDER YOUR POWERS USELESS.
PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
HELLO?
GREETING, TITANS!
YOUR NUMBER-ONE NEMESIS HAS
RETURNED.
GREETING, TITANS!
YOUR NUMBER-ONE NEMESIS HAS
RETURNED.
GREETING, TITANS.
YOUR NUMBER-ONE NEMESIS HAS--
[PURR]
AAH!
[PURR]
UHH, OK.
THE TITANS AREN'T HOME, BUT
SOONER OR LATER, THEY WILL FACE
MY CHALLENGE.
HA HA HA! I CAN WAIT.
I CAN WAIT.
OHH...
[WHISTLING]
¶ DOMO KOTSU
RURU WO MAMORU YO
TEEN TITANS
SUKI KIRAI NAKU NATTEMO
TABERU YO
TEEN TITANS
JISHIN KAMINARI KAJI OYAJI
KOKUGO SANSU RIKA SHAKAI
KOWAI MONO WA NANI MO NAI
TEEN TITANS, GO!
OKI NA KOE DE YONDE OKUREYO
TEEN TITANS
MONO YAMI HANBUN
KAIKETSU SHICHAU YO
TEEN TITANS
KASU RANA SUKE JU KONTORO
MAMA NA DAICHU KONTORO
NEGAU NO WA HATESHINAI
TEEN TITANS, GO!
1, 2, 3, 4, GO! ¶
TEEN TITANS!
THERE SHE IS--HOME SWEET
TOWER, AT LEAST TEMPORARILY.
LA CASA DE ELLOS ES LA CASA
DE NOSOTROS.
TITANS EAST, COME IN.
HEY, CYBORG.
I'M TRANSMITTING A LIST OF
VILLAINS TO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR.
WHEN WORD GETS OUT THAT THE
TITANS ARE OUT OF TOWN, SOMEONE
MAY TRY TO PULL SOMETHING.
WHEN WORD GETS OUT THAT
TITANS EAST ARE IN TOWN, THEY'LL
THINK TWICE.
HEY, GUYS, THANKS AGAIN FOR
LOOKING AFTER THE CITY WHILE
WE'RE OFF FIGHTING THE
BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL.
WE'RE HAPPY TO HELP.
NOW MAKE SURE YOU REMEMBER TO
ACTIVATE THE SECURITY LOCKDOWN
EVERY NIGHT, AND IF YOU'RE GONNA
WASH THE T-CAR, BUFF
COUNTERCLOCKWISE.
OH, AND DON'T EAT THE TURKEY LEG
IN THE FRIDGE.
I'M SAVING THAT FOR TURKEY
NIGHT.
HEH. TURKEY.
DON'T WORRY, SPARKY.
YOU JUST CONCENTRATE ON STOPPING
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL.
WE HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL
HERE.
BUMBLEBEE OUT.
[HATCH SLAMS SHUT]
TITANS.
ESTO ES INCREIBLE.
MAN, THEY'VE EVEN GOT
FLAT-PANEL COMPUTER DISPLAYS.
HOW COME WE DON'T HAVE
FLAT-PANEL COMPUTER DISPLAYS?
GREETINGS, TITANS!
YOUR NUMBER-ONE N--
HEY, YOU'RE NOT THE TEEN
TITANS.
WE'RE TITANS EAST.
AQUALAD...
SPEEDY...
MAS...
Y MENOS...
AND BUMBLEBEE.
UH, YEAH.
NEVER HEARD OF YOU.
NEVER HEARD OF US?
WHO IS THIS GUY?
WHO AM I?
I AM CONTROL FREAK, MASTER OF
MASS MEDIA, RULER OF REALITY,
AND I ESCAPED FROM PRISON TO
DEFEAT MY ARCH NEMESI THE
TITANS...
THE REAL TITANS:
ROBIN--TEEN WONDER...
HA! HOO! YAH! NYAH!
RAVEN--MISTRESS OF MAGIC...
[SCREECH]
BEAST BOY--SHAPE-SHIFTER
SUPREME...
CYBORG--HALF MAN, HALF ROBOT...
AND STARFIRE--ALIEN POWERHOUSE.
SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR ROBIN.
HE'LL NEVER APPRECIATE HER.
SI.
YOU SOUND MORE LIKE A FANBOY
THAN A NEMESIS.
UH...UH...
UH, A GREAT VILLAIN ALWAYS
STUDIES HIS ADVERSARIES, OK?
WELL, IF YOU'RE SUCH A BAD
DUDE, THEN WHY AREN'T YOU ON
THEIR BAD-GUY LIST?
HUH?
"LIST OF NOTORIOUS VILLAINS.
"PLASMUS, OVERLOAD, JOHNNY
RANCID, THE PUPPET KING"?
THEY ONLY FOUGHT HIM ONCE.
I'M A RECURRING VILLAIN.
SO ARE YOU, LIKE, THE ROBIN OF
THE GROUP?
NO. I'M THE LEADER OF THE
TEAM, AND WE'RE DONE TALKING.
WE'RE TAKING YOU BACK TO JAIL.
NOT SO FAST.
I CAME HERE TO ENACT THE
ULTIMATE TITAN CHALLENGE, AND
I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I FIGHT
THE TITANS.
YOU WANT TO FIGHT THE TITANS?
YOU GOT IT.
I BROUGHT THE ULTIMATE
WEAPONS, MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR
THE REAL TITANS.
YOU TITAN WANNABES DON'T STAND A
CHANCE.
VICTORY WILL BE MINE.
[BEEPING]
UH!
MM!
YOUR EFFORTS ARE FUTILE.
THIS ATOMIC RESISTOR CAPSULE WAS
BUILT TO DEFEAT STARFIRE.
THAT WOULD'VE WORKED ON
STARFIRE.
YOU GOT ANYTHING IN THERE TO
STOP ME?
I DEVISED THIS AERIAL SENSORY
DETONATOR TO INTERCEPT ROBIN'S
BIRDARANGS MID FLIGHT.
IT WILL EASILY ANNIHILATE YOUR
PUNY ARROWS.
YOU WERE SAYING?
AAH! AAH!
MAS Y MENOS. SI. PODEMOS.
OOH, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
CUANDO NUESTROS MANOS SE
TOCAN...
SOMOS MUY VELOCES.
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
TAKE THAT AND THAT.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
MUST BE THE BATTERIES.
AAH!
SPANISH LANGUAGE CONVERTER.
OH.
[BEEP]
I BUILT THAT TO BE STRONG ENOUGH
TO CONTAIN BEAST BOY'S MOST
POWERFUL ANIMAL.
LET'S SEE YOU GET OUT OF THAT.
IT MAY TRAP BEAST BOY...
BUT NOT US.
[BEEP]
AAH! AAH!
I BROUGHT THIS COOL MAGNETIC
REPELLER FOR CYBORG, BUT WHO
CARES?
ALL THESE WOULD'VE WORKED ON THE
REAL TITANS.
IT'S JUST, YOUR POWERS ARE
STUPID.
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU
ANYMORE.
NYAH!
[PURRING]
IT'S OK, MR. SILKY.
PAPI IS HERE.
[PURR]
WHO ZAPS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF
A FIGHT?
WE'LL FIND HIM SOMEHOW.
[BEEPING]
THE TOWER SENSOR DETECTED
WEAPONS FIRED.
EVERYTHING OK?
WE HAD TO DEAL WITH CONTROL--
CONTROLLING SILKY.
HE'S EATING EVERYTHING.
MUST'VE EATEN THROUGH ONE OF THE
SENSORS.
BAD SILKY.
WELL, STARFIRE LEFT PLENTY OF
FOOD FOR HIM.
UH-OH. I GOT TO GO.
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
THEY'RE TRUSTING US TO
PROTECT THE CITY.
DO YOU WANT THEM TO THINK THAT
WE'RE IN OVER OUR HEADS WITH
SOME SECOND-RATE BAD GUY WHO
DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE LIST?
WE NEED TO GET MORE
INFORMATION ON CONTROL FREAK.
[BEEPING]
[ALARM BELL RINGING]
DON'T GO IN THERE.
WAIT FOR THE TITANS.
WE ARE TITANS.
[EXPLOSION]
UGH...UGH...
DROP IT.
HA! WHO IS GOING TO MAKE ME?
OH! OOH! OHH!
UH! OH! HEY! UH! UHH...
HA HA!
WITH THE TITANS OUT OF TOWN, I
THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE.
WE ARE THE TITANS.
IT IS TRUE.
I'D FEEL BETTER IF CONTROL
FREAK WERE BEHIND BARS, TOO.
LET'S GET BACK AND--
[BEEPING]
[TYPING]
WHO ARE THESE GUYS?
SO, MY CHAT-ROOM CHUMS, TELL ME,
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE
TITANS EAST?
DO YOU THINK THEY'RE REAL
TITANS?
THERE'S A TITANS EAST?
IMHO, ROBIN IS THE ONLY REAL
TITAN.
THESE GUYS ARE JUST POSEURS.
UH!
[COUGHING]
DID YOU SEE THAT?
HE TALKS TO DOLPHINS?
SO?
BEAST BOY CAN BE A DOLPHIN.
YEAH. BEAST BOY ROCKS.
UH! AAH!
OH!
[CROWD CHEERING]
YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
ARE YOU STARBORG?
STINGERS, HUH?
WELL, BUMBLEBEE IS NEVER GONNA
BE AS COOL AS STARFIRE.
STARFIRE AND ROBIN FOREVER.
STARFIRE SHOULD BE WITH BB.
NO WAY.
BIG DEAL.
MAS Y MENOS JUST GO FAST.
I WONDER IF THEY EAT FAST,
TOO.
LOL.
[MEOW]
THANK YOU, ROBIN.
I LIKE YOUR OTHER COSTUME
BETTER.
I'M NOT ROBIN. I'M SPEEDY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE
TITANS EAST NOW?
ANYONE CAN SAY THEY'RE A
TITAN.
DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE.
WHO DECIDES?
THEY SHOULD HAVE MATCHING
JACKETS.
THERE SHOULD BE A TEST.
THIS STINKS.
NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHO WE ARE.
SO WHAT IF THE KID DIDN'T
KNOW YOUR NAME?
LET IT GO, ROBIN.
BEFORE I KNEW IT, I WAS
SURROUNDED BY DOLPHINS, AND SOME
GUY IN A UNITARD PULLED ME OUT
OF THE WATER.
"SOME GUY IN A UNITARD"?
LET IT GO, UNITARD GUY.
WE'RE HERE TO PROTECT THE
CITY, NOT FOR THE RECOGNITION,
AND THERE'S STILL A VILLAIN ON
THE LOOSE, SO--
GREETINGS, TITANS EAST!
YOUR EVIL NEMESIS IS BACK.
LOOKS LIKE HE FOUND US.
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M BACK, AND THIS TIME, I HAVE
MASTERMINDED THE NEW ULTIMATE
TITANS CHALLENGE.
BRING IT ON.
WHERE ARE WE?
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF
THIS.
WELCOME, TITANS EAST.
AFTER MUCH ANALYSIS, I HAVE
CREATED A SERIES OF EVENTS
REDESIGNED TO CHALLENGE YOUR
SPECIFIC POWERS.
IF YOU SUCCEED, YOU WILL HAVE
PROVEN YOUR WORTH AS TITANS, BUT
FAILURE WILL MEAN THAT THE CITY
THE REAL TITANS TRUSTED YOU TO
PROTECT WILL BE DESTROYED.
HA HA HA!
OH, DIDN'T I MENTION THE NEW
ULTIMATE TITANS CHALLENGE WILL
BE TELEVISED SO EVERYONE CAN
WATCH YOUR DEFEAT.
WELCOME TO THE NEW ULTIMATE
TITANS CHALLENGE.
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT JUST HOW
REAL THE TITANS EAST ARE.
EACH OF OUR TITANS WANNABES WILL
ATTEMPT A PHYSICAL CHALLENGE
DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR HIM OR
FOR HER:
BUMBLEBEE--THE LITTLE BEE WHO
PACKS A BIG STING...
SPEEDY, WHOSE FANTASTIC ARROWS
PERFORM AWESOME FEATS...
AQUALAD--BOLD AND DARING MARINE
MARVEL...
AND MAS Y MENOS--THE TINY TWINS
WITH AMAZING SPEED.
LET'S SEE HOW THESE TITANS DO
WHEN WE CHALLENGE THEIR SUPER
POWERS.
[TRAIN HORN BLOWS]
BUMBLEBEE, YOUR CHALLENGE--
AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE HAS BEEN
ATTACHED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE
12:02 EXPRESS TRAIN.
UNLESS YOU CAN STOP THE TRAIN
BEFORE IT GETS TO FIRST STREET,
THE DEVICE WILL GO OFF.
NO PROBLEM. HUH?
THIS COLLAR WILL KEEP YOU
FROM GETTING ANY BIG IDEAS.
LET'S SEE YOU STOP A TRAIN...
WHEN YOU'RE THE SIZE OF A FLY.
AQUALAD, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THE RESERVOIR IS A TANK FILLED
WITH POLLUTED WATER.
[BUBBLING]
I HAVE DIVERTED THE FLOW OF THE
WATER SO THE POLLUTED WATER IS
HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE
RESERVOIR.
IF YOU CANNOT SHUT OFF THE MAIN
VALVE IN TIME, THE CITY'S WATER
SUPPLY WILL BE CONTAMINATED.
PIECE OF CAKE.
WHILE FIGHTING A FEROCIOUS
SHARK?
DID YOU FORGET?
I CAN SPEAK TO ANIMALS.
NO, WHICH IS WHY I DEVISED A
MECHANICAL SHARK WHO ONLY
LISTENS TO MY COMMANDS.
GET HIM, GLEN.
MAS Y MENOS, FOR YOU, I HAVE
CREATED AN AMAZING RACE THROUGH
THE CITY.
IF YOU'RE ABLE TO PUSH THESE TWO
BUTTONS LOCATED ACROSS TOWN FROM
EACH OTHER, THEN YOU WILL STOP
MY DEVICE...
OKEY-DOKEY.
WE GOT IT.
BUT YOU HAVE TO TOUCH BOTH
BUTTONS AT THE SAME TIME, WHICH
MEANS YOU CAN'T BE TOUCHING.
HOW CAN WE BE IN TWO PLACES
AT ONCE?
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
SPEEDY, YOUR CHALLENGE IS TO
FEND OFF MY INDOMITABLE INCOMING
MISSILES.
IF YOU CANNOT, THE BAY BRIDGE
WILL BE ANNIHILATED.
UH-UH-UH. NO ARROWS.
COME ON, KID. YOU CAN DO IT.
AAH! UH! OH! UHH!
UHH...RRGH...
AH, HA HA HA!
OH, HA HA HA!
THERE'S MY FRIEND SPEEDY.
HA HA HA!
I HAVE DEVISED THE PERFECT
CHALLENGES FOR THESE SECOND-RATE
TITANS.
I COULD'VE THOUGHT UP BETTER
CHALLENGES.
YEAH. A MECHANICAL SHARK HAS
BEEN DONE 1,000 TIMES.
[CROWD CHEERING]
MAYBE AQUALAD FOUND A WAY
AROUND MY MECHANICAL SHARK, BUT
THERE'S NO WAY BUMBLEBEE IS
GONNA STOP THE TRAIN IN TIME.
RRGH!
[BEEPING]
WHAT IS SHE DOING?
NEXT STOP--FIRST STREET.
SHE STOPPED THE TIMER.
GUESS YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT
THAT, CONTROL FREAK.
[BUZZER]
WE COULD BUILD A SLINGSHOT.
WE'LL GET 1,000 CLOTHESPINS
AND STRING THEM TOGETHER.
I'VE GOT IT.
[BUZZER STOPS]
THE TITANS EAST ARE CLEVER,
NO?
THAT IS HOW THEY CAPTURED MOI.
[CROWD CHEERING]
HE USED HIMSELF AS AN ARROW.
UNBELIEVABLE.
YOU NEVER SAID HE COULD USE
HIMSELF AS AN ARROW.
HEY, DON'T BE A TITANS EAST
HATER.
TITANS EAST ARE COOL.
BUMBLEBEE AND AQUALAD
FOREVER.
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
YOU GUYS WERE SO COOL.
I MEAN, I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD
PULL IF OFF, BUT YOU DID.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE BAD GUY
JUST ZAPPED HIMSELF IN FRONT OF
US.
UH-OH.
YOUR ULTIMATE CHALLENGE HAS
BEEN CANCELLED.
[SIREN]
MMPH! MMPH!
ALL RIGHT, TITANS EAST.
NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
CAPABLE OF, I'M GONNA MAKE
THINGS EVEN HARDER FOR YOU.
I'LL BE BACK.
HASTA LA VISTA, CONTROL
FREAK.
I GOT REPORTS OF MISSILES,
EXPLOSIVE DEVICES, AND A
MECHANICAL SHARK?
DON'T WORRY, SPARKY.
WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER
CONTROL.
GREAT. I KNEW YOU COULD
HANDLE IT.
IT'S LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE
GONE FOR A WHILE.
YOU MIND STAYING LONGER?
NAH. THIS PLACE IS BEGINNING
TO FEEL LIKE HOME.
¶ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S
TEEN TITANS, LET'S GO!
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S
TEEN TITANS, LET'S GO!
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S
TEEN TITANS, LET'S GO! ¶