1 00:00:45,410 --> 00:00:48,541 I, Reuben, take you, Lisa-- 2 00:00:50,498 --> 00:00:53,727 I, Reuben, take you, Lisa, 3 00:00:53,795 --> 00:00:55,867 to be my lawfully wedded wife. 4 00:00:55,938 --> 00:00:58,271 I do. I do. 5 00:01:00,835 --> 00:01:03,256 Hey, Lois. The room looks beautiful. 6 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:05,370 Oh, thanks. And all the Candles have been replaCed... 7 00:01:05,442 --> 00:01:07,864 with these mini-lamps you asked for, so now no more fire hazard. Great. 8 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:10,557 Hey, did we sanitize these things? Reuben! 9 00:01:10,627 --> 00:01:14,010 - The best man is in the house! Ohh! - Oh! 10 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:15,938 - Oh, my God! - Sandy, you okay?. 11 00:01:16,004 --> 00:01:18,077 Jorge, iCe. The best man went down. 12 00:01:18,149 --> 00:01:21,377 DanCe foor's like a Slip 'N Slide, dude. I thought I told them not to wax this. 13 00:01:21,444 --> 00:01:23,299 Twenty-three perCent ofthe guests are over 70. 14 00:01:23,364 --> 00:01:26,365 I don't want anyone breaking a hip. Okay. Don't wory. I'm gonna take Care ofit. 15 00:01:26,437 --> 00:01:29,120 All right. I analyze risk for a living. It's myjob to wory. 16 00:01:29,188 --> 00:01:31,392 Okay, let me do the worying 'Causeyou gotta get married. Right. 17 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,849 I'm good. 18 00:01:33,925 --> 00:01:36,828 You got my note that Hary Bard at table seven is violently allergiC to seafood?. 19 00:01:36,902 --> 00:01:39,235 Yes. His ChiCken will go nowhere near the fish. 20 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,562 We're putting the finishing touChes on the Cake. This looks great. Lisa's gonna love it. 21 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:44,570 Hit me, dude. 22 00:01:50,981 --> 00:01:53,851 Hey, aren'tyou that kid from Crocodile Tears? 23 00:01:53,926 --> 00:01:55,748 That's right. I'm Sandy Lyle. 24 00:01:55,813 --> 00:01:57,701 Man, I saw that movie in high sChool. 25 00:01:57,766 --> 00:01:59,904 That bagpipe sCene, that was the funniest shit, man. 26 00:01:59,974 --> 00:02:02,012 We had a good time on that piCture. You want an autograph?. 27 00:02:02,084 --> 00:02:04,158 Ah, no, thanks. It's good to seeyou, man. 28 00:02:04,230 --> 00:02:07,133 I thoughtyou died, like, 1 5 years ago. 29 00:02:08,583 --> 00:02:12,064 Ah. Nah. I'm vey muCh alive, my friend. 30 00:02:12,135 --> 00:02:14,142 I've been doing a lot ofstage aCting. Getting baCk to my roots. 31 00:02:14,215 --> 00:02:16,069 - Sandy, we should get going 'Cause-- - They're making an E! True HollywoodStory on me, 32 00:02:16,134 --> 00:02:17,956 so that should Clear up a lot ofyour questions. 33 00:02:18,023 --> 00:02:19,878 So they're really doing one ofthose shows aboutyour life?. 34 00:02:19,942 --> 00:02:22,147 Yeah. I got a Camera Crew following me around the next few weeks. 35 00:02:22,215 --> 00:02:24,419 It's gonna be huge. Wow. That's Cool. 36 00:02:24,487 --> 00:02:27,105 Reuben. Two-minute warning. Lisa's on herway down. Okay, thanks. 37 00:02:27,175 --> 00:02:30,045 Look, Reuben. Yeah. 38 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,160 Now, I'm asking you this beCause you're my oldest friend in the world. 39 00:02:32,232 --> 00:02:34,086 Uh-huh. And I'm yourwingman. 40 00:02:34,152 --> 00:02:36,421 Okay. What?. 41 00:02:36,488 --> 00:02:39,686 Areyou sureyou wanna do this?. 42 00:02:39,753 --> 00:02:44,706 Sandy, there's not a doubt in my mind. 43 00:02:44,776 --> 00:02:48,038 Okay?. I found the perfeCt woman. 44 00:02:48,105 --> 00:02:50,210 We're totally in love. 45 00:02:50,281 --> 00:02:52,485 My life's working out just like I planned. 46 00:02:52,553 --> 00:02:56,066 Let's go get married. Okay. 47 00:02:56,137 --> 00:02:58,560 - [ Glass Breaks ] - Mazel tov! 48 00:02:58,634 --> 00:03:00,772 Go on. Kiss eaCh other. 49 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:09,057 Big smile, eveyone! Come on. You love eaCh other. 50 00:03:09,130 --> 00:03:11,302 Smile, Grandma. 51 00:03:11,370 --> 00:03:12,896 Having fun. 52 00:03:12,970 --> 00:03:15,785 - ["Hava Nagila"] - [ Yelling ] 53 00:03:15,851 --> 00:03:17,858 Whoa! [ SCreams ] 54 00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:19,784 [ Cloth Rips ] Ohh! 55 00:03:19,849 --> 00:03:23,624 Hello, eveybody. I'm Stan Indursky, Reuben's boss. 56 00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:24,999 Thankyou. You're verykind. 57 00:03:25,067 --> 00:03:27,936 Now, Reub's not the sort of fellow to brag about his own suCCess, 58 00:03:28,011 --> 00:03:29,865 so I'm going to do it for him. 59 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:32,199 The fact is, thisyoung man here... 60 00:03:32,267 --> 00:03:34,820 is the best risk assessment expert... 61 00:03:34,891 --> 00:03:37,793 in this whole meshugas we call the insurance business. 62 00:03:37,867 --> 00:03:40,900 Irving, Vivian, you've raised a wonderful son. 63 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,793 Let's hear it for him. 64 00:03:42,859 --> 00:03:46,886 Reuben, Lisa, let me just say... 65 00:03:46,956 --> 00:03:51,147 that I would insure your marriage any day of the week. 66 00:03:51,213 --> 00:03:53,068 Mazel, you two. Good things. 67 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,370 [ Woman ] Mazel Tov! 68 00:03:55,437 --> 00:03:59,113 Oh, and, Lisa, don't tire him out too bad on the honeymoon. 69 00:03:59,180 --> 00:04:02,923 - I need this kid fresh when he gets back. - [ Laughing ] 70 00:04:02,989 --> 00:04:06,218 - Mazel, mazel! Good things. - You know what, the truth is, 71 00:04:06,284 --> 00:04:09,285 I've been waiting for this day my entire life. 72 00:04:09,358 --> 00:04:13,002 And about four and a halfyears ago, I met a real estate agent named Lisa Kramer, 73 00:04:13,069 --> 00:04:15,621 [Woman ] Lisa! who showed me an apartment, 74 00:04:15,692 --> 00:04:17,765 whiCh I rented just so she'd go out with me. 75 00:04:17,837 --> 00:04:19,943 I gave him a good priCe. Yeah, not good enough. 76 00:04:20,014 --> 00:04:22,599 She's a killer. No, seriously, um-- 77 00:04:22,669 --> 00:04:25,931 After about a month of dating, I knew she was the one. 78 00:04:25,997 --> 00:04:29,772 [Woman ]Aw. And I Couldn't be happier... 79 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:33,001 that on this day that I've been dreaming about for so long, 80 00:04:33,069 --> 00:04:37,261 the woman I'm standing next to... is you. 81 00:05:01,455 --> 00:05:04,391 [Lisa Laughing] Oh, mygoodness! 82 00:05:04,464 --> 00:05:06,700 I lost my shoe! Look at this plaCe! 83 00:05:06,768 --> 00:05:08,775 Oh, it's so pretty! It's beautiful. 84 00:05:08,848 --> 00:05:11,214 What?. [ SCreams ] 85 00:05:19,888 --> 00:05:22,028 How's your bruise?. It's okay. 86 00:05:22,097 --> 00:05:24,683 You know, it's a little sore. 87 00:05:24,753 --> 00:05:28,495 You know, theyreallyshould tellyou ifthey'rejust gonna let komodo dragons run loose around the hotel. 88 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:30,417 Really. 89 00:05:32,019 --> 00:05:35,279 Oh! How about this one?. 90 00:05:35,346 --> 00:05:40,398 Let's see. " ReCently renovated Colonial in MontClair, three-bedroom." 91 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:43,313 Sweetie, remember?. We took a virtual tour ofthis one on the Internet. 92 00:05:43,378 --> 00:05:45,483 It was perfeCt, but just a little priCey. 93 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:48,303 Oh, right, right. That's right. 94 00:05:48,369 --> 00:05:50,225 It's probably offthe market anyway. 95 00:05:50,290 --> 00:05:52,145 Why doyou say that?. 96 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:54,731 'Cause I bought it. 97 00:05:54,803 --> 00:05:56,745 You what?. 98 00:05:56,818 --> 00:05:59,088 I bought it! 99 00:06:00,178 --> 00:06:02,447 Uh-- [ Both Laughing ] 100 00:06:02,514 --> 00:06:06,442 Reuben, I'm in shoCk. I mean, you just--you don't-- you don't do things like that. 101 00:06:06,514 --> 00:06:08,490 You love it, right?. Yes, I do, but, Reuby-- 102 00:06:08,563 --> 00:06:10,635 We have a house! Oh, my God, we have a house! 103 00:06:10,707 --> 00:06:12,594 Honey! 104 00:06:13,235 --> 00:06:15,275 - Hi. Hello. - [ Laughs ] Oh! 105 00:06:15,347 --> 00:06:17,683 - [ FrenCh ACCent] How's it going?. - [ ChuCkles ] 106 00:06:17,749 --> 00:06:20,683 Uh, it's, uh, going great. Thankyou. 107 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:25,296 So I seeyou gang are new to the island. I want to Come have a meet with you, showyou my boat. 108 00:06:25,365 --> 00:06:27,601 That is myboat there on the sandbar. 109 00:06:27,669 --> 00:06:31,923 - It's vey, uh, big. - Yeah, it's pretty good size. It's good size. 110 00:06:31,988 --> 00:06:35,535 So, tell me true, are you guys for sCuba?. 111 00:06:35,605 --> 00:06:37,460 What does that mean?. 112 00:06:37,525 --> 00:06:40,077 I'm like the unoffiicial scuba king ofSt. Barts, 113 00:06:40,148 --> 00:06:42,417 so ifyou are for sCuba, I take you out on the boat, 114 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,373 I showyou the coral reef, 115 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,739 and we have kinda like a-- like a sCuba party. 116 00:06:46,805 --> 00:06:50,154 That sounds great, but we're not Certified, so we're gonna have to pass. 117 00:06:50,229 --> 00:06:53,394 That is no biggie. I get you resort-Certified Couple ofhour. 118 00:06:53,462 --> 00:06:57,007 - Oh, I have always wanted to ty it. - Yeah?. 119 00:06:57,077 --> 00:06:59,216 Good. My name is Claude. What is, uh, you guys' name?. 120 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:01,174 Uh, my name is Reuben. 121 00:07:01,238 --> 00:07:04,370 This is mywife, Lisa. "Leuban, " I am here allafternoon. 122 00:07:04,439 --> 00:07:07,636 All right, au revoir, Leuban, Lisa. Solid. 123 00:07:07,702 --> 00:07:09,906 Solid. 124 00:07:09,975 --> 00:07:12,114 Hi. Hello. How's it going?. 125 00:07:17,111 --> 00:07:18,965 Leuban! Lisa! 126 00:07:19,032 --> 00:07:20,854 Hey. Hi! 127 00:07:20,919 --> 00:07:22,480 Hello. 128 00:07:22,552 --> 00:07:27,155 Isn't this exCiting?. It is. It's fun. 129 00:07:27,223 --> 00:07:29,711 You knowwhat?. I think I'm gonna skip the sCuba diving. 130 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:33,166 Reuben, no. You Called eight hotels. They all said that this guywas the best. 131 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,174 I know, butyou know how I am about boats, and I'm feeling a little queasy. 132 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,103 Oh, no. Your stomaCh's aCting funny?. 133 00:07:38,168 --> 00:07:41,463 It's okay now, but I think it might-- You know how it gets, you know?. So why don'tyou go?. 134 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:43,438 We're on our honeymoon. I'm not gonna go withoutyou. 135 00:07:43,511 --> 00:07:46,578 No! You've been wanting to ty this. I wantyou to go, okay?. 136 00:07:46,648 --> 00:07:49,615 No. It'll be fun. I'll piCkyou up like at 4..00, all right?. 137 00:07:49,688 --> 00:07:52,209 I loveyou. I loveyou too. 138 00:07:55,450 --> 00:07:57,620 Okay?. Okay. 139 00:07:59,225 --> 00:08:01,397 You're not for sCuba, Leuban?. No, Claude. 140 00:08:01,465 --> 00:08:04,083 - I'm gonna go run some errands in town. - [ SCoffs ] 141 00:08:04,154 --> 00:08:05,845 But you guys go. You have fun. Can I talk to you for a seCond though?. 142 00:08:05,914 --> 00:08:08,696 - Of Course. - [ No Audible Dialogue ] 143 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:13,716 Hey, listen, this woman means more to me than anything else in the world, 144 00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:17,615 so be Careful 'Cause sCuba Can be vey dangerous ifthe proper preCautions aren't taken. 145 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:20,789 Leuban, look to me in my eyeball. 146 00:08:20,858 --> 00:08:25,331 I promiseyou I take Care of Lisa as ifshe were my own fesh and blood. 147 00:08:25,402 --> 00:08:27,257 Thankyou. Okay?. 148 00:08:27,322 --> 00:08:28,751 Okay. Okay. Solid! 149 00:08:28,827 --> 00:08:30,201 Okay. Solid. Okay. 150 00:08:32,474 --> 00:08:34,547 All right?. Areyou ready?. Yeah, yeah. 151 00:08:34,619 --> 00:08:37,237 So is there gonna be a little boat that Comes over-- Alley-oop. 152 00:08:37,306 --> 00:08:40,273 [ SCreams ] Oh! 153 00:08:40,346 --> 00:08:42,452 Ha ha! 154 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,531 Au revoir, Leuban. Bye-bye, honey! 155 00:08:44,604 --> 00:08:46,971 I loveyou! I love you! 156 00:08:47,036 --> 00:08:50,419 We'rejammin' jammin',jammin',jammin' 157 00:08:50,493 --> 00:08:53,307 I'mjammed I hope you'rejammin' too 158 00:08:54,812 --> 00:08:58,675 jam's about mypride and truth I cannot hide 159 00:08:58,749 --> 00:09:01,847 To keep you satisfied 160 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:04,852 True love that now exist is the love I can't resist 161 00:09:04,925 --> 00:09:07,477 Lisa! Claude! Sojam by my side 162 00:09:09,117 --> 00:09:12,215 Guys? Hello! We'rejammin' 163 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:15,675 Lisa?. 164 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:21,079 KnoCk, knoCk! [ Metal Clanging] 165 00:09:21,149 --> 00:09:23,004 Oh, my God. 166 00:09:23,069 --> 00:09:26,135 [ Lisa Moaning] Ooh la la! Ooh la la! 167 00:09:26,205 --> 00:09:28,115 [ Glass Shatters ] Oh, my God! 168 00:09:28,190 --> 00:09:31,735 Holy shit, Leuban! This is not what it look like. 169 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:35,636 - You're staying on the island with Claude?. - I'm a little Confused right now, Reuben. 170 00:09:35,711 --> 00:09:37,816 I think I need a little time just to figure things out. 171 00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:40,734 What did you do to her?. Did you mess around with her oxygen tanks or something?. 172 00:09:40,799 --> 00:09:44,247 I did nothing, Leuban. My name is not "Leuban"! It is "Reuben"! 173 00:09:44,319 --> 00:09:47,767 Look, we had a sCuba, we talk about life, we drink some white wine. 174 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,457 We Cannot help it. It is like love at first sight. 175 00:09:50,527 --> 00:09:53,179 She make like the fire in mytrouser. 176 00:09:53,248 --> 00:09:57,525 - Ohh! - What he's tying to say, Reuben, is that we didn't plan it. 177 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,574 Reuben, itjust--it happened. 178 00:09:59,647 --> 00:10:01,557 It's like the stoy ofthe hippo. 179 00:10:01,631 --> 00:10:04,185 I'm not familiarwith that stoy. 180 00:10:04,256 --> 00:10:08,664 The hippopotamus, he is not born going, "Cool bean, I am a hippo." No way,Jose. 181 00:10:08,736 --> 00:10:13,657 So he triedtopaint the stripe on himself to be like the zebra, but he fool no one. 182 00:10:13,728 --> 00:10:17,273 And then he tried to put the spot on his skin to be like the leopard, 183 00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:19,384 but eveyone know he is a hi ppo. 184 00:10:19,456 --> 00:10:23,897 So at certain point, he look himselfin the mirror, and he just say, 185 00:10:23,969 --> 00:10:28,377 " Hey, I am a hi ppopotam us, and there is nothing I Can do about it." 186 00:10:28,449 --> 00:10:32,574 And as soon as he aCCepts this, he live life happy. 187 00:10:32,642 --> 00:10:34,943 Happy as a hippo. 188 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,863 You understand?. 189 00:10:39,362 --> 00:10:42,493 - I'm gonna kill you! - Reuben! No, Reuben! 190 00:10:42,562 --> 00:10:44,983 - [ Gasps ] - Leuban, this is not the way! 191 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:51,934 You're gonna be fine, Reuben. No, I'm not gonna be fine. 192 00:10:52,002 --> 00:10:54,490 I'm not gonna be fine at all. 193 00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:57,878 - [Engine Starts ] - And don't Come baCk to me when you've Changed your mind! 194 00:10:57,954 --> 00:11:00,321 'Cause this ship has sailed. 195 00:11:00,387 --> 00:11:02,655 [ SCreams ] [Horn Honks ] 196 00:12:06,214 --> 00:12:09,215 Hey, Tina. Hey, Mitch. 197 00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:11,142 Hey, Reub. 198 00:12:12,935 --> 00:12:16,829 - Cheyl. - Hey. 199 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,813 [ ChatteringStops ] 200 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,127 [Phone Ringing] [ Woman ] Indurskyand Sons, how may I help you? 201 00:12:24,199 --> 00:12:26,620 [ Chattering Resumes ] 202 00:12:30,535 --> 00:12:32,707 What?. 203 00:12:36,296 --> 00:12:39,111 How does eveyone know about this?. 204 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:43,518 Your mother Called Mr. I ndursky and told him what happened. 205 00:12:43,592 --> 00:12:46,626 I am so sory, Reuben. Thanks, Gladys. 206 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,583 Come here. Oh. Okay. 207 00:12:48,648 --> 00:12:50,502 Thankyou. All right. 208 00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:53,700 I know, I know. Okay. 209 00:12:53,769 --> 00:12:56,257 FuCk. Hey, there he is! 210 00:12:56,329 --> 00:12:59,493 The big man's back. Hey. 211 00:12:59,562 --> 00:13:02,179 Reub, Come on in here. I want to spitball something with you. 212 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:06,275 All right. Can you give me a minute, Stan?. I'm just gonna run to the men's room. 213 00:13:06,345 --> 00:13:09,029 I'll join you. 214 00:13:09,098 --> 00:13:11,651 I heard aboutyour honeymoon. 215 00:13:11,722 --> 00:13:13,894 Just terrible. 216 00:13:13,963 --> 00:13:16,351 I knew that girl was a slut the seCond I met her. 217 00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:19,657 Yeah, well, you know, it's kind of CompliCated. 218 00:13:19,722 --> 00:13:23,585 Hey, don't make exCuses. She's a dime-store hooker, and she always will be. 219 00:13:23,659 --> 00:13:26,888 Just put it behind you. Speaking ofwhiCh, 220 00:13:26,954 --> 00:13:29,954 you ever hear of a guy named Leland Van Lew?. 221 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,416 Um, Leland Van Lew. Yeah, yeah. 222 00:13:32,491 --> 00:13:35,360 Australian guy, right?. Um, was on the Cover of Forbes lastyear?. 223 00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:37,289 ExaCtly. [ Farts ] 224 00:13:37,355 --> 00:13:40,006 [ Urinating ] Yeah, he started one of those high-teCh, modem-sCrotum, 225 00:13:40,075 --> 00:13:41,932 God only knows what they do Companies anyway. 226 00:13:41,996 --> 00:13:45,258 Jesus Christ. Theywant to take the Company publiC, 227 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,456 and ifhe wants to remain the C.E.O. of a publiCly held Company, guess what he needs. 228 00:13:48,525 --> 00:13:50,664 Life insuranCe. Bingo was his name. 229 00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:53,318 All right, you want me to CheCk him out?. Yeah. 230 00:13:53,388 --> 00:13:56,137 There's just one CatCh. [ Urinating Continues ] 231 00:13:56,204 --> 00:13:58,442 Yeah?. This Van Lewhas a reputation as a cowboy. 232 00:13:58,509 --> 00:14:01,640 Apparently, he's one of these extreme sports nuts. 233 00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:04,578 [Splashing] So it's a long shot, 234 00:14:04,652 --> 00:14:06,954 but ifyou Can pull this thing together, [Zips ] 235 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,875 might be a lot of dough in it for us, 236 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:11,658 maybe a little extra bonus foryou, helpyou with those house payments. 237 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:15,719 All right. Well, let's make sure he CheCks out first and-- You see?. 238 00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:20,296 This is whyyou're the only one I Can trust with these jobs. 239 00:14:20,365 --> 00:14:24,106 I was worried thatyou'd been through hell and baCk with that whore wife ofyours. 240 00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:26,148 You sureyou don't need some more time off?. 241 00:14:26,221 --> 00:14:28,076 Mm-hmm. I'm good. Absolutely sure?. 242 00:14:28,141 --> 00:14:31,141 Yeah, no, I'm fine. Yeah?. All right?. 243 00:14:31,213 --> 00:14:33,102 All right, good things. 244 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,989 [CarDoorCloses ] 245 00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:51,726 [Man On Megaphone ] Excuse me. 246 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,857 This is private property. Oh, yeah. No, I know. 247 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:58,505 I just bought this house. I move in next month. 248 00:14:58,575 --> 00:15:01,063 Oh, sure. Mr. Phifer, right?. Feffier. 249 00:15:01,135 --> 00:15:03,023 Yeah, but you Can just Call me Reuben. 250 00:15:03,088 --> 00:15:06,503 - Okay, then. WelCome to the neighborhood. - Thanks. 251 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,343 [ On Megaphone ] Sorryaboutyourwife, Reuben. 252 00:15:15,504 --> 00:15:17,991 [Reuben ] First ofall, Ijust want to saythankyou to everybodyfor coming out, 253 00:15:18,063 --> 00:15:20,584 and this has just been an inCredible day and night. 254 00:15:20,656 --> 00:15:26,320 It'sjust so great to see all these people, friends and familyand-- [Doorbell Rings ] 255 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:29,801 To tellyou the truth, I've been waiting for this day my entire life. 256 00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:34,383 I 'm so sory, Reuben. Oh. Thanks. 257 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:37,101 Thanks, Sandy. Whatever you need, I 'm here for you, brother. 258 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,024 Thankyou. We're rolling. 259 00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:40,366 Hey! Soundspeed. 260 00:15:40,435 --> 00:15:42,922 What the hell is this?. You remember Dustin and ViC. 261 00:15:42,994 --> 00:15:45,710 - They're doing the E! True HollywoodStory on me. - Right. 262 00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:48,113 Sory about yourwife. 263 00:15:48,178 --> 00:15:50,566 Sandy, do you want us over here?. Put it over by the table. 264 00:15:50,642 --> 00:15:52,747 Are you sure?. Yeah. 265 00:15:54,449 --> 00:15:57,233 Is this better?. Oh, yeah, thanks. 266 00:15:57,299 --> 00:15:59,153 Look, you Can forget it. I'm not going to a party. 267 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:03,113 What do you think is gonna happen?. Lisa's gonna Come waltzing through that door, saying she made a mistake?. 268 00:16:03,186 --> 00:16:05,553 No, of Course not. I'm just--- 269 00:16:05,618 --> 00:16:07,473 I'm tying to make sense out ofwhat the hell she did. 270 00:16:07,538 --> 00:16:09,425 I mean, what can Isay? You're mybest friend. 271 00:16:09,491 --> 00:16:12,907 Oh, oh! Hold on. Let me see something here. You're mypartner. 272 00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:15,185 You're my wife. Man, it feels good to say that! 273 00:16:15,253 --> 00:16:17,162 Ah, and, uh-- 274 00:16:17,236 --> 00:16:21,578 [ Tape Rewinding ] You're my wife. Man, it feels good to say that! 275 00:16:25,813 --> 00:16:29,424 - What?. - CheCk out her expression. She's terrified. 276 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:36,843 - She's smiling. - I'm a student of aCting, Reuben. 277 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:38,771 She's faking it. 278 00:16:38,837 --> 00:16:40,845 The woman got spooked. 279 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,284 She needed to explore, whiCh is exaCtlywhatyou're gonna do. 280 00:16:43,349 --> 00:16:45,683 You've been given the gift offreedom. Don't turn your baCk on that. 281 00:16:45,749 --> 00:16:48,432 I don't want freedom, Sandy! I want to be married! 282 00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:52,048 I bought a goddamn house! I got to move out ofthis apartment in like six weeks! 283 00:16:52,118 --> 00:16:54,670 - [ Laughing ] - Look at her. 284 00:16:54,741 --> 00:16:58,866 She's not thinking about having a deep, committed relationship... 285 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:03,156 with a complex individual like yourself. 286 00:17:04,727 --> 00:17:09,102 - She's not?. - No! She's daydreaming about having hot, shallow sex with a French nudist! 287 00:17:09,175 --> 00:17:13,331 "Oh, I'm hugging. Oh, I love you so much. "Liar! 288 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,017 [ Elevator Motor Whirring ] So whose party is this agai n?. 289 00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:19,383 I t's an art opening for this DutCh guy, Jost. 290 00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:22,000 His art suCks, but he used to sell me really good pot. 291 00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:28,470 Oh, man, I'm so friggin' horny. 292 00:17:28,535 --> 00:17:30,924 [Dance ] 293 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,693 Look,just don't leave me alone, okay?. 294 00:17:35,768 --> 00:17:37,623 I haven't been to a party by myself in a long time. 295 00:17:37,688 --> 00:17:39,542 Relax. I'm yourwingman. 296 00:17:39,608 --> 00:17:43,087 I'll be right byyour side the whole time. 297 00:17:43,159 --> 00:17:45,616 So what do we do?. Do we, like, get a drink... 298 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,924 or take a lap around the-- 299 00:17:49,496 --> 00:17:52,945 Sandy?. 300 00:18:02,905 --> 00:18:04,880 - More wine?. - Sure. 301 00:18:06,393 --> 00:18:09,241 - Thankyou. - This partyis so boring, 302 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:12,175 and there are no Cute guys here. I haven't notiCed. 303 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,104 I'm appreCiating the art. 304 00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,024 I'm not looking for Cute guys. 305 00:18:16,089 --> 00:18:18,456 Oh, so you've sworn off men sinCe you dumped your last boyfriend?. 306 00:18:18,522 --> 00:18:21,337 He was not my boyfriend. We went out for like three days. It was two months! 307 00:18:21,402 --> 00:18:23,257 Really?. Yeah. 308 00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:34,454 I hope he doesn't have to buythat now. 309 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:46,391 Oh, my God! I think I know that guy. 310 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,315 [Bell Rings ] 311 00:18:53,948 --> 00:18:55,835 Reuben?. 312 00:18:55,899 --> 00:18:57,755 You're Reuben Feffer, right?. 313 00:18:57,820 --> 00:19:02,010 Uh, yes. I'm Polly... PrinCe. 314 00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:06,070 We went to junior high or middle sChool or whatever it's Called together. 315 00:19:06,141 --> 00:19:08,214 You were next to me-- Yeah! Polly PrinCe! 316 00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:11,099 Yes! No, it's Coming baCk to me now. You left before high sChool. 317 00:19:11,164 --> 00:19:14,362 Yeah, after seventh grade. My mom and I, we moved to MiChigan. 318 00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:17,812 And nowyou live here in New York?. Yeah, moved here a few months ago. 319 00:19:17,885 --> 00:19:20,732 So, you know-- Yup. Wow. 320 00:19:20,797 --> 00:19:22,804 [ Giggles ] 321 00:19:22,876 --> 00:19:26,074 Friend ofyours?. Yeah, that's Roxanne. 322 00:19:26,142 --> 00:19:30,201 She does that with, uh, bread, wine bottles and-- 323 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:34,297 Anyway, uh, so what's your deal?. You've got to be married with kids... 324 00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:36,222 and the whole thing. 325 00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:40,280 No, I'm not. I'm single. Yeah, I haven't taken the plunge. 326 00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:42,392 - Oh. - Can I talk toyou for a seC?. 327 00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:47,319 Yeah. Hey, Sandy, this is Polly PrinCe. Remember?. From middle sChool?. Hey, howyou doing?. 328 00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:50,620 Wow. Okay. Sandy Lyle. 329 00:19:50,687 --> 00:19:55,160 Last time I sawyou, you were playing bagpipes in that movie. 330 00:19:55,231 --> 00:19:57,020 Croco Tears. Yep, that's me. 331 00:19:57,087 --> 00:19:59,509 [ Laughs ] Polly, Can I have a word with you?. 332 00:19:59,584 --> 00:20:02,039 Yeah. Sory. ExCuse us. 333 00:20:02,112 --> 00:20:05,756 What happened to you?. Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now. 334 00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:07,798 No. Can we stay a Couple more minutes?. Dude, no. 335 00:20:07,871 --> 00:20:10,719 This is serious. I just sharted. 336 00:20:10,784 --> 00:20:13,205 I don't know what that means. I tried to fart and a little shit Came out. 337 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,963 I just sharted. Now let's go. 338 00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:20,698 You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life. 339 00:20:20,769 --> 00:20:23,191 You have to walk around and pourwine. Mm-hmm. 340 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,566 Polly?. FoCus for one seCond, okay?. I'm sory. 341 00:20:28,866 --> 00:20:32,477 So, hey, guy. I got to go CirCulate. [ ChuCkles ] 342 00:20:32,545 --> 00:20:36,223 Um, but-- So, Sandy, you're good though?. You're still aCting?. 343 00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:38,974 I am. Yeah. It's going inCrediblywell. 344 00:20:39,042 --> 00:20:42,042 I'm aCtually headlining a new revival of Jesus Christ Superstar. 345 00:20:42,114 --> 00:20:43,968 That's great! Yeah. 346 00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,335 Well, it was really good seeing you guys. Yeah, you too. 347 00:20:46,402 --> 00:20:48,256 Okay. See ya. All right. Bye, Polly. 348 00:20:48,321 --> 00:20:51,005 - Be good. - Bye. More wine?. 349 00:20:51,074 --> 00:20:53,440 Polly PrinCe. 350 00:20:53,506 --> 00:20:55,645 It's funny, huh?. Seeing her. 351 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:59,292 Are you okay?. Great. Thankyou. 352 00:20:59,362 --> 00:21:01,751 Huh. She looks good. 353 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,337 Let it rain! 354 00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:09,207 So I did a lot of thinking last night, and there's something I'm pretty exCited about. 355 00:21:09,283 --> 00:21:11,553 What's up?. NiCe. 356 00:21:11,619 --> 00:21:16,059 Let it rain! I feel like I might be ready to move on. 357 00:21:16,131 --> 00:21:18,139 You know, get my life baCk on traCk. 358 00:21:18,212 --> 00:21:21,442 So, I am going to ask Polly PrinCe on a date. 359 00:21:21,509 --> 00:21:24,705 Oh, that's a mistake! She's not right foryou, dude. 360 00:21:24,772 --> 00:21:27,008 Rain danCe! 361 00:21:27,075 --> 00:21:29,563 Hey, you guys want to play some twos?. 362 00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:33,215 ACtually, we're kind of in the middle of a Conversation, so-- You douChe bags bring your "A" game?. 363 00:21:33,285 --> 00:21:35,139 What was that?. 364 00:21:35,205 --> 00:21:38,620 I'm just messing with you, sasquatCh. Let's get it on. 365 00:21:39,654 --> 00:21:43,265 PiCk and roll! PiCk and roll! Outlet! Outlet! 366 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:46,595 Rain danCe! Sandy, Come on. 367 00:21:46,661 --> 00:21:48,549 Sandy! Sandy! Sandy! 368 00:21:48,613 --> 00:21:50,304 [Yells] Sandy! 369 00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:51,933 Sandy! White ChoColate! 370 00:21:53,349 --> 00:21:55,488 Raindrop! 371 00:21:55,557 --> 00:21:57,697 Old sChool! 372 00:21:57,766 --> 00:21:59,774 "T." " T." 373 00:21:59,846 --> 00:22:02,977 Time-out. I'm burning. My lungs are burning. 374 00:22:03,046 --> 00:22:07,040 Time-out. Time-out. So why do you think Polly's so wrong for me?. 375 00:22:07,111 --> 00:22:09,347 [ Panting ] 376 00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:11,302 You don't even know this girl, Reuben. 377 00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:13,221 You haven't seen her sinCe seventh grade. 378 00:22:13,287 --> 00:22:16,703 How different Could she be?. I mean, she was a senior delegate at the Model U.N. 379 00:22:16,775 --> 00:22:19,197 She was in the Chess Club. She was a "mathlete." 380 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:22,053 Heryearbook stats are really impressive. Did you see the tattoo on her baCk?. 381 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,842 Yeah. So what?. 382 00:22:23,911 --> 00:22:26,945 Mathletes don't wear body art like that. 'Nuff said. Ball in! 383 00:22:27,015 --> 00:22:30,593 I really feel like I ran into Polly for a reason. 384 00:22:30,664 --> 00:22:33,084 Really. I mean, I'm sory ifyou don't agree, Sandy, 385 00:22:33,159 --> 00:22:35,582 but I happen to believe in a little thing Called destiny. 386 00:22:38,727 --> 00:22:40,615 You guys ready?. 387 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,420 You know what?. You think maybe you Could putyour shirt baCk on?. 388 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,495 You guys ready to play?. 389 00:22:54,282 --> 00:22:56,289 Good shot. Good shot. 390 00:22:56,361 --> 00:22:58,782 Could I have the ball for a seCond?. Could I have the ball?. 391 00:23:05,194 --> 00:23:07,234 Hey, you know what?. Could we switCh?. 392 00:23:07,306 --> 00:23:10,786 I'd rather not, dude. I just found out how to Cover this man right here, okay?. 393 00:23:10,858 --> 00:23:12,713 Come on, let's play. 394 00:23:23,626 --> 00:23:26,441 [ Groans ] 395 00:23:31,690 --> 00:23:33,544 Ohh! 396 00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:37,802 Yes, Can I get the number for a Polly PrinCe, please?. 397 00:23:37,867 --> 00:23:39,722 PrinCe with a "P '." 398 00:23:42,475 --> 00:23:45,094 Okay, great. And Can I get the address as well?. 399 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:57,674 [ Beeps ] [ Line Ringing ] 400 00:23:57,741 --> 00:23:59,628 [ Polly] Hello?. 401 00:24:03,532 --> 00:24:05,988 [Phone Ringing] 402 00:24:06,061 --> 00:24:09,355 - Oh, shit! - [Ringing Continues ] 403 00:24:09,421 --> 00:24:11,275 [Answering Machine ] Hi. This is Reuben. No! 404 00:24:11,340 --> 00:24:13,197 I am unable to get to the phone right now, No! No! 405 00:24:13,261 --> 00:24:15,596 but please leave a detailed message after the beep. 406 00:24:15,661 --> 00:24:17,515 I fyou're Calling for-- 407 00:24:25,325 --> 00:24:27,562 Yeah 408 00:24:30,031 --> 00:24:31,886 Yeah 409 00:24:34,031 --> 00:24:39,333 Yeah, I've always been this way 410 00:24:39,406 --> 00:24:43,662 Never known any other way to feel 411 00:24:43,727 --> 00:24:48,429 Got the right ofway 412 00:24:48,494 --> 00:24:51,812 And all ofthe others mustyield 413 00:24:51,887 --> 00:24:55,978 But I'm naked 414 00:24:56,048 --> 00:24:57,902 And I'm in school 415 00:24:57,967 --> 00:24:59,823 Oh. 416 00:24:59,888 --> 00:25:03,750 And I can't make it 417 00:25:03,824 --> 00:25:05,863 To the door Pol ly?. 418 00:25:05,935 --> 00:25:07,594 [ Cell Phone Beeps ] 419 00:25:07,664 --> 00:25:10,184 Gladys, I got to Call you baCk. 420 00:25:10,256 --> 00:25:12,744 Reuben?. [ Laughs ] Hey! 421 00:25:12,816 --> 00:25:16,394 Hi. Hi. This is so funny. I didn't know you lived down here. 422 00:25:16,465 --> 00:25:19,280 Yeah, yeah, I do. Hey, do you live around here too?. 423 00:25:19,345 --> 00:25:22,028 Yeah. No, I don't. I don't live down here. 424 00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:26,695 Hey. Did you Call me last night?. 425 00:25:26,770 --> 00:25:30,217 Um, no, I don't think so. 426 00:25:30,289 --> 00:25:32,711 Areyou sure?. 'Cause I got a hang-up, 427 00:25:32,786 --> 00:25:37,772 so I did that star-69 thingy, and I swore I gotyour answering maChine. 428 00:25:37,842 --> 00:25:40,176 Really?. You know, I heard that from a few people. 429 00:25:40,241 --> 00:25:43,307 So maybe, I don't know, the phone lines got Crossed or something. 430 00:25:43,378 --> 00:25:46,193 Oh, you doing some shopping?. Oh. Yeah. 431 00:25:46,258 --> 00:25:50,568 I-- Gosh. I spent like 200 buCks on this loofah. Hmm. 432 00:25:50,642 --> 00:25:53,903 And it's supposed to be like speCially made in Sweden or something. 433 00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:55,857 Wow. So, yeah. 434 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:59,021 Would you like to go to dinner sometime?. Oh. 435 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:02,637 Oh, yeah. Okay. You know, I'm not-- I'm not sure. 436 00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:04,943 Okay. Really?. 437 00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:07,466 I mean, not that I wouldn't-- I'd like to. 438 00:26:07,539 --> 00:26:10,737 It'd be great to CatCh up on stuff and all that. I just-- 439 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:14,894 I got to CheCk my sChedule. All right, well, how about I'll giveyou my Card. 440 00:26:14,963 --> 00:26:16,938 Hereyou go. Okay. 441 00:26:17,011 --> 00:26:20,012 Ah! And on the baCk I've written my home and my Cell number, so-- 442 00:26:20,085 --> 00:26:22,026 There's also a fax number. Right on. 443 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:23,955 And, um, there's a pager number too. 444 00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:27,184 Reuben Feffer, senior risk assessment "analysist." Right. 445 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,075 Analyst. Analyst. Analyst. 446 00:26:29,140 --> 00:26:30,733 Yeah. Right. Right. 447 00:26:30,805 --> 00:26:34,383 - All right. - [Keysjingling] 448 00:26:34,452 --> 00:26:37,037 - I'll seeyou. - Seeya. 449 00:26:38,261 --> 00:26:40,116 Oh. 450 00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:42,035 Seeya. Seeyou later. 451 00:26:46,068 --> 00:26:49,200 [ Fanfare ] 452 00:26:49,269 --> 00:26:51,124 Leland Van Lew's offiCe. This is Deborah. 453 00:26:51,189 --> 00:26:54,385 Hey, Deborah. It's Reuben Feffer from Indursky and Sons Calling for Mr. Van Lew. 454 00:26:54,453 --> 00:26:58,098 Ah, right. The insuranCe man. I'm afraid Leland's in the hospital. 455 00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:00,752 He got bit while swimming with great whites last week. I'm sorry? 456 00:27:00,822 --> 00:27:02,894 Swimming with who?. Great white sharks. But don't wory. 457 00:27:02,966 --> 00:27:05,204 It was only a fesh wound. [Phone Ringing] 458 00:27:07,351 --> 00:27:10,067 Gladys! He's due in Los Angeles next week. 459 00:27:10,135 --> 00:27:12,622 Should I set something up for then?. Okay, you know what, Deborah?. Could you hang on one seCond, please?. 460 00:27:12,694 --> 00:27:14,549 No worries. Reuben Feffer. 461 00:27:14,614 --> 00:27:16,469 Hi, Reuben. It's Polly PrinCe. 462 00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:20,331 Oh, hey, Polly! How's it going?. Good. 463 00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:23,953 I'm just Calling to say that, um, I'm free tomorrow night ifyou want to get together. 464 00:27:24,023 --> 00:27:27,089 Yeah, I would love to get together. That'd be great. 465 00:27:27,159 --> 00:27:29,525 Should I, um-- Should I piCk a restaurant or-- 466 00:27:29,591 --> 00:27:33,869 Oh, no, no. You know what?. I should probablyjust CheCk my sChedule, see ifl Can even do it. 467 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:38,482 Okay. I'm-- Did you sayyou were free?. 468 00:27:38,551 --> 00:27:41,454 Yeah, no, I'm aCtually not sure. But okay, I'll talk toyou later. 469 00:27:41,528 --> 00:27:44,342 Bye. Hello. Okay. Hello. Hello, Polly?. 470 00:27:44,408 --> 00:27:46,513 [Man ] One, two, three and-- 471 00:27:46,584 --> 00:27:48,494 What's the buzz Tell me what's a-happenin' 472 00:27:48,569 --> 00:27:50,544 What's the buzz Tell me what's a-happenin' 473 00:27:50,617 --> 00:27:52,559 What's the buzz Tell me what's a-happenin' 474 00:27:52,633 --> 00:27:54,738 What's the buzz T el I me what's a-happenin' 475 00:27:54,809 --> 00:27:56,816 What's the buzz Tell me what's a-happenin' 476 00:27:56,889 --> 00:27:58,744 What's the buzz Tell me what's a-happenin' 477 00:27:58,809 --> 00:28:01,297 Whyshouldyou want to know 478 00:28:01,369 --> 00:28:05,199 Don'tyou mind about the future 479 00:28:05,273 --> 00:28:09,300 Don'tyou ty to think ahead Uh, Sandy?. 480 00:28:09,370 --> 00:28:12,599 Save tomorrow for tomorrow 481 00:28:13,914 --> 00:28:15,954 Think about today instead Sandy! 482 00:28:16,026 --> 00:28:17,881 What?. 483 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,150 I'm playing Jesus. That's my song. 484 00:28:20,217 --> 00:28:23,862 I knowit'syoursong, but I felt something, and I decided to go with it. 485 00:28:23,930 --> 00:28:26,166 But you're playing J udas. 486 00:28:26,233 --> 00:28:29,944 J udas. All right, look. Here's the deal. I'm the star of the show, okay?. 487 00:28:30,010 --> 00:28:34,482 So ifl decide to bust out a solo, do me a favorand give me the freedom to rock out. 488 00:28:34,554 --> 00:28:36,016 From the top, okay, Wonsuk? 489 00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:37,979 So the play's going well?. 490 00:28:38,044 --> 00:28:39,898 Yeah, I think it's gonna be fun. 491 00:28:39,964 --> 00:28:41,851 I mean, I just wish they wouldn't surround me with a bunCh of amateurs. 492 00:28:41,916 --> 00:28:46,651 Uh-huh. Isn't that like the point of Communitytheater?. Whatever, Reuben. 493 00:28:46,716 --> 00:28:48,571 So I'm going on a date with Polly. 494 00:28:48,636 --> 00:28:50,709 All right! Where areyou taking her?. 495 00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:52,885 I don't know. Some restaurant in the East Village. 496 00:28:52,956 --> 00:28:55,738 She left the address on my maChine. 497 00:28:55,805 --> 00:28:59,317 How Could you let Polly piCk the restaurant?. 498 00:28:59,388 --> 00:29:01,493 Well, I had no ChoiCe. She Called me, like, seven times... 499 00:29:01,564 --> 00:29:04,085 to Confirm and then CanCel and then Confirm again. 500 00:29:04,157 --> 00:29:06,262 Why?. What's wrong with letting her piCk the plaCe?. 501 00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:10,523 You've got irritable bowel syndrome, dude. 502 00:29:10,588 --> 00:29:14,101 If she Chose an ethniC restaurant, you're gonna be running to the bathroom evey five seConds. 503 00:29:15,613 --> 00:29:17,468 Oh, my God. You're right. 504 00:29:17,533 --> 00:29:19,835 Thankyou. 505 00:29:19,901 --> 00:29:23,513 You know, I doubt it'll get this far, but if she turns out to be easier than I thought, 506 00:29:23,581 --> 00:29:25,436 there's something you need to know. 507 00:29:25,501 --> 00:29:27,673 I'm not a virgin, Sandy. 508 00:29:27,742 --> 00:29:30,590 No, not teChniCally, but times have Changed sinCeyou were last single. 509 00:29:30,655 --> 00:29:35,640 Now, listen, when I'm making out with a girl for the first time, 510 00:29:35,710 --> 00:29:37,532 I like to give her a little spankin'. 511 00:29:37,599 --> 00:29:39,509 What?. Nothing violent. 512 00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:42,168 You just tap her real light right on the tushy and say, 513 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:45,305 "Hey, I'm your daddy. I'm your daddy." 514 00:29:45,375 --> 00:29:47,677 Listen to me. 515 00:29:47,743 --> 00:29:49,947 What areyou doing? I'm blotting the grease. 516 00:29:50,015 --> 00:29:53,561 That's the best part. Let me see that. Listen, don't be shy. 517 00:29:53,631 --> 00:29:57,046 - It's just a little tap. It's like saying, "Boop, I'm your daddy." - I'm not gonna tap her. 518 00:29:57,119 --> 00:30:01,626 Brings 'em right baCk to Childhood. Trust me, they're putty in your hands after that. 519 00:30:01,696 --> 00:30:04,478 I gotta tell you, I'm really exCited about this. Really. 520 00:30:04,543 --> 00:30:06,715 I feel like this Could be one ofthose... 521 00:30:06,783 --> 00:30:09,402 defining moments of my life or something, you know?. 522 00:30:09,472 --> 00:30:11,926 [ Laughs ] Yeah, I aCtually think it's not gonna work out, 523 00:30:11,999 --> 00:30:13,854 but I'm pulling foryou, Reub. 524 00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:17,248 Just pray to God she doesn't go ethniC. 525 00:30:17,313 --> 00:30:19,583 The plaCe didn't sound ethniC. 526 00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:22,169 What was the name? Al Hafez. 527 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,591 [Middle Eastern ] 528 00:30:25,664 --> 00:30:27,836 So when did you live in MoroCCo?. 529 00:30:27,905 --> 00:30:32,182 In the late '90s. I bounCed around to a bunCh of different plaCes over the past few years. 530 00:30:32,257 --> 00:30:34,330 Oh, yeah?. Like where?. Oh, God, where?. 531 00:30:34,402 --> 00:30:38,657 Let's see, Austin, Istanbul, Sri Lanka, Portland, 532 00:30:38,721 --> 00:30:40,957 Costa RiCa, Buffalo, a Couple other plaCes. 533 00:30:41,025 --> 00:30:44,124 Wow. Wereyou in the PeaCe Corps?. No, I just like to move a lot. 534 00:30:44,194 --> 00:30:47,194 I kinda get stir-Crazy ifI'm stuCk in one plaCe for too long, you know what I mean?. 535 00:30:47,266 --> 00:30:49,851 - Oh, yeah, Completely. - [Both Laughing] 536 00:30:49,921 --> 00:30:52,311 No, remember?. You were the person who broke-- Oh, my God! 537 00:30:52,387 --> 00:30:55,702 I Can't believe you remember that. Oh, of Course. 538 00:30:55,778 --> 00:30:58,593 You were like the greatest delegate in Model U.N. histoy. 539 00:30:58,658 --> 00:31:01,114 I guess I didmanage to pass a fewresolutions. 540 00:31:01,186 --> 00:31:03,041 [ Laughs ] 541 00:31:03,106 --> 00:31:06,423 Are you okay?. 'Cause you're sweating pretty profusely. 542 00:31:06,497 --> 00:31:09,598 Yeah, no, I'm fine. I always reaCt this way to spiCy food. 543 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,610 Okay. Yeah, but I love it. 544 00:31:11,684 --> 00:31:14,979 I Can't believe you're not married. I mean, even when we were kids, 545 00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:18,394 I always sawyou as that guythat would settle down at ayoung age,you know? 546 00:31:18,467 --> 00:31:21,086 You were always kinda like an old young guy. Yeah, well, it just hasn't happened. 547 00:31:21,156 --> 00:31:25,084 [ StomaCh Growling ] But, uh, what about you?. You ever gotten Close or-- 548 00:31:25,156 --> 00:31:28,004 To the whole marriage thing?. Oh, God, no. No way. 549 00:31:28,068 --> 00:31:30,075 No,yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 550 00:31:30,148 --> 00:31:33,083 I'm not really big on the whole, um, long-term Commitment thing. 551 00:31:33,157 --> 00:31:36,932 Mm-hmm. Why?. Are you Coming out of a bad relationship or-- 552 00:31:36,997 --> 00:31:39,234 No, I'm kinda Coming out oflike eight bad relationships. 553 00:31:39,301 --> 00:31:41,919 - Eight?. - You sure I Can't getyou a towel or something?. 554 00:31:41,989 --> 00:31:46,081 No, no. I'm good. But ifthe right person Came along, things might be different, right?. 555 00:31:46,150 --> 00:31:49,532 Oh, yeah. 556 00:31:49,604 --> 00:31:51,677 You're probably right. [ StomaCh Growling ] 557 00:31:53,253 --> 00:31:54,977 Sory. Um-- 558 00:31:56,517 --> 00:31:58,372 - Hey, you mind ifl go to the men's room?. - Please. 559 00:31:58,437 --> 00:32:00,347 Sure. Oh, gosh! 560 00:32:02,918 --> 00:32:06,116 [Man ] Occupied. I'm gonna be here all night, dude. 561 00:32:09,159 --> 00:32:11,776 All right, well, this is me. Great. 562 00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:14,432 Why don't you Come upstairs and, uh, I'll make you some Coffee or tea. 563 00:32:14,503 --> 00:32:16,358 Okay, great. 564 00:32:16,423 --> 00:32:20,351 I just gotta find my keys here. Oh, shoot. 565 00:32:22,087 --> 00:32:25,796 - [ StomaCh Growling ] - They're right there, I hear 'em. 566 00:32:25,864 --> 00:32:27,718 [ Growling Continues ] 567 00:32:27,783 --> 00:32:29,638 Oh, yeah. Okay. 568 00:32:29,703 --> 00:32:30,719 Oh, wow. This is great. It's so cozy. 569 00:32:32,199 --> 00:32:34,087 Thanks. Did you just move in or-- 570 00:32:34,151 --> 00:32:36,705 No. I've been here about four months. Uh-huh. 571 00:32:36,776 --> 00:32:39,677 - [ Yelps ] Rat! Rat in the house! - Oh, no, no. 572 00:32:39,752 --> 00:32:42,818 This is Rodolfo. He's a ferret. 573 00:32:42,888 --> 00:32:45,309 I got him in SiCily at a fea marketyears ago. 574 00:32:45,383 --> 00:32:48,515 He's old. He Can't really see anymore. 575 00:32:48,584 --> 00:32:50,757 Cute. Hey, you mind ifl useyour bathroom?. 576 00:32:50,826 --> 00:32:53,476 Oh, sure,yeah. Oh, actually, that's not the bathroom. 577 00:32:53,545 --> 00:32:56,928 - My bathroom's right here. - Oh. Okay. 578 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:02,271 Yeah, 'Cause I just, uh, had a lot to drink, a lot ofwater. I'll just be a seCond. 579 00:33:02,345 --> 00:33:04,200 Okay, take your time. [Door Closes ] 580 00:33:08,425 --> 00:33:12,003 Ohh! I don't believe this. [Small Fart] 581 00:33:15,465 --> 00:33:17,473 [Squeaks ] 582 00:33:17,546 --> 00:33:19,651 - Go away. Go away. - [ Squeaks] 583 00:33:19,722 --> 00:33:21,893 Go! Go! Shoo! Poo! 584 00:33:22,889 --> 00:33:25,574 - [ Farting Continues ] - Oh, God. 585 00:33:27,691 --> 00:33:29,151 [ Squeaky Fart ] Ohh! 586 00:33:29,226 --> 00:33:31,081 [ Big Fart ] 587 00:33:34,442 --> 00:33:38,404 [ShowerRunning] 588 00:33:45,516 --> 00:33:47,621 Oh, no. 589 00:34:13,453 --> 00:34:15,721 [ShowerRunning] 590 00:34:18,796 --> 00:34:21,219 [Toilet Flushes ] 591 00:34:22,733 --> 00:34:25,286 Oh, God, I beg you, please. Ifyou make this water go down, 592 00:34:25,357 --> 00:34:27,878 I will sit at your feet, and I will serve you for all of eternity. 593 00:34:29,838 --> 00:34:33,612 I'll adopt a Somalian kid, or I'll work in CalCutta, or I'll-- 594 00:34:33,678 --> 00:34:35,533 Please,just make thewater-- 595 00:34:35,597 --> 00:34:38,087 - No! No! - [ Squeaking ] 596 00:34:49,678 --> 00:34:51,817 Oh, myGod! [ Yelps ] 597 00:34:53,231 --> 00:34:56,298 This was fun. Yes. 598 00:34:56,368 --> 00:34:58,603 Hmm. IfI'd known your grandmother had embroidered that towel, 599 00:34:58,671 --> 00:35:01,127 I would've never-- Oh, really, you know what, that's okay. 600 00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:04,046 Okay, well-- 601 00:35:04,111 --> 00:35:05,967 Good night, Polly. Good night, Reuben. 602 00:35:06,032 --> 00:35:07,309 Good night. Oh, okay. 603 00:35:07,376 --> 00:35:11,652 All right, okay. Oh. All right. That's niCe. Okay, so-- 604 00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:18,634 [ Sandy] Dude, whywould you make number two in her apartment?. 605 00:35:18,704 --> 00:35:21,258 She asked me to Come upstairs. I mean, what should I have done?. 606 00:35:21,329 --> 00:35:23,947 [Woman Singing] Tell heryou're tired and shag ass out ofthere. 607 00:35:24,018 --> 00:35:26,057 Guys. I Called her to apologize. 608 00:35:26,129 --> 00:35:28,016 What was that?. I Called her to apologize. 609 00:35:28,081 --> 00:35:31,725 But it doesn't really matter 'Cause I doubt she'll ever want to see me again. 610 00:35:31,794 --> 00:35:33,801 You know what?. I gotta Call you baCk. Cool. 611 00:35:33,874 --> 00:35:36,012 [ Elevator Dings ] Mr. Van Lew? 612 00:35:36,082 --> 00:35:38,502 Feffer?. Yes. Hi. Reuben Feffier. 613 00:35:38,577 --> 00:35:40,432 I reCognized you from the Forbes Cover. 614 00:35:40,497 --> 00:35:43,182 You're way early, sport. Come on, then. Get in. 615 00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:45,105 Is this the serviCe elevator?. 616 00:35:45,170 --> 00:35:48,999 Yeah. I don't thinkwe'll have a problem with this insuranCe business. 617 00:35:49,074 --> 00:35:53,003 Sure, I take ChanCes, but, hey, you Can't build a suCCessful business without the oCCasional risk. 618 00:35:53,075 --> 00:35:57,481 Oh, of Course. What I'm tying to determine are the kinds of risks you aCtually do take. 619 00:35:57,553 --> 00:36:00,937 I only take the CalCulated ones. Trust me, I plan on being round for ages yet. 620 00:36:01,011 --> 00:36:04,425 Well, I know we'd really love to giveyou a poliCy ifwe Can make it work. 621 00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:06,768 We'll make it work, sport. Great. 622 00:36:06,836 --> 00:36:08,691 So, uh, what are we doing on the roof?. 623 00:36:08,756 --> 00:36:10,611 I'm just gonna do a bit of a BASE jump. 624 00:36:10,676 --> 00:36:14,059 Here. Keep the walkie on Channel 1 3, all right?. 625 00:36:14,132 --> 00:36:17,907 I don't know whatyou're talking about. A BASE jump. A free-fall from an inanimate objeCt. 626 00:36:17,972 --> 00:36:20,525 I always Cary me Chute in Case I find a good launChing point. Oh, no. 627 00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:23,792 [ Cell Phone Ringing] All right, look, just don't do anything, all right?. 628 00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:26,195 Reuben Feffer. Hey, Reuben, it's Polly PrinCe. 629 00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:29,424 Hey, Polly! How's it going?. I'll giveyou a shout when I'm through, all right?. 630 00:36:29,492 --> 00:36:32,241 No! No, that's not all right. Polly, Can I Call you baCk in a seCond?. 631 00:36:32,307 --> 00:36:35,537 Okay. I just wanted to tell you I gotyour message, and you know what?. 632 00:36:35,605 --> 00:36:38,506 Let's just start over and forget about that whole loofah thing. Holy shit! 633 00:36:38,580 --> 00:36:40,271 No! Yahoo! 634 00:36:40,340 --> 00:36:43,089 Oh! Holy shit! I didn't like that loofah. 635 00:36:43,156 --> 00:36:46,452 - [ SCreams ] - Relax. Leland's meeting with the insuranCe guy right now. 636 00:36:46,517 --> 00:36:49,069 [ SCreaming ] 637 00:36:51,156 --> 00:36:54,452 - Oh! - Oh, Crap! 638 00:36:54,518 --> 00:36:56,908 Oh, shit! I'll just Call you in the next few days. Bye! 639 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:59,470 Leland to Feffier, Leland to Feffier. You there, mate? 640 00:36:59,542 --> 00:37:01,680 Yes, Feffer to Leland, hello?. 641 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,606 Come on down and give us a hand. 642 00:37:03,671 --> 00:37:06,223 I think I might have fraCtured me CoCCyx. 643 00:37:06,294 --> 00:37:09,775 [Sitar] 644 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:14,893 [Polly] Oh, look at that. You got me a new loofah. 645 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:19,025 Yeah, it's from Finland, and the salesman said it has a vey ergonomiC design, so-- 646 00:37:19,094 --> 00:37:22,869 Oh, Reuben, that's really-- thankyou-- really sweet. 647 00:37:22,934 --> 00:37:26,764 Oh, my God! [ Laughs ] I don't believe this! 648 00:37:26,838 --> 00:37:28,726 Oh, what areyou doing here?. 649 00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:31,760 We're having an early supper. I wanted your father to ty new Cuisines. 650 00:37:31,831 --> 00:37:34,548 Really?. It's only 3..00. It's a Crime to beat the dinner Crowds?. 651 00:37:34,615 --> 00:37:36,655 Who is this young woman?. 652 00:37:36,727 --> 00:37:39,956 This is PollyPrince. Polly, these are myparents. No! 653 00:37:40,023 --> 00:37:43,252 Irving and Vivian Feffer. Polly, it's so good meeting you. 654 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,997 - How are you?. - I Can't believe you're eating Indian. You hate spiCy food. 655 00:37:47,064 --> 00:37:49,170 - No, I don't, Mom. - [ No Audible Dialogue ] 656 00:37:49,241 --> 00:37:52,950 Well, I'm gonna-- Psst! I'm gonna ask-- [ Snaps Fingers ] 657 00:37:53,016 --> 00:37:55,505 I'm gonna ask this niCe Native AmeriCan man to get us a bigger table. 658 00:37:55,577 --> 00:37:57,465 Mom, they're Indian. You Can Call them Indian. It's okay. 659 00:37:57,530 --> 00:38:01,621 Hi. Need big table, please. Four people. 660 00:38:01,688 --> 00:38:03,412 Many thanks. 661 00:38:04,921 --> 00:38:06,297 Okay. 662 00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:10,067 Now, how doyou kids know eaCh other?. I told you. 663 00:38:10,137 --> 00:38:13,170 Mom, we went to middle sChool together. We were both delegates in the Model U.N. 664 00:38:13,241 --> 00:38:15,697 Oh, you still work in government, honey?. 665 00:38:15,770 --> 00:38:18,770 No, no. I'm a waitress. 666 00:38:18,842 --> 00:38:21,559 - Mm. - She's also writing a Children's book. 667 00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:26,449 Oh, vey niCe. Reu, you'll never guess who I ran intoyesterday. 668 00:38:26,523 --> 00:38:28,660 Who's that?. Lisa's mother. 669 00:38:28,729 --> 00:38:31,217 That's good. Hey, Dad, didyou trythis-- What is this stufficalled? 670 00:38:31,290 --> 00:38:33,495 - Sag. - Sag. Did you ty this?. 671 00:38:33,562 --> 00:38:37,077 Apparently, Lisa's doing wonderfully down there in St. Barts, 672 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,417 - sel I i ng vi I las, happy. - That's good for her. 673 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:41,906 - Now, who's Lisa?. - Nah. 674 00:38:41,980 --> 00:38:44,020 - Not important. - Lisa's Reuben's wife. 675 00:38:44,092 --> 00:38:47,026 - Mm. Oh. - She left him for another man on their honeymoon. 676 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:50,612 - Oh. - Are we ready for the CheCk?. I think I'll take the CheCk. 677 00:38:50,683 --> 00:38:52,855 - [ Sighs ] - What?. 678 00:38:52,925 --> 00:38:55,706 Well, you know, your dad seems really niCe. 679 00:38:55,772 --> 00:38:58,455 Yes. A man offew words. [ ChuCkles ] Yeah. 680 00:38:58,524 --> 00:39:01,013 Hey, look, I just wantyou to know I was gonna tell you about Lisa. 681 00:39:01,085 --> 00:39:04,881 I just, um-- I was embarrassed, and I... 682 00:39:04,956 --> 00:39:07,672 I guess 'Cause I hadn't seen you for so long and-- Oh, it's so okay. 683 00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:09,715 I understand. No, I was an idiot. 684 00:39:09,789 --> 00:39:11,993 I should've just told you the truth right from the start. 685 00:39:12,061 --> 00:39:16,763 Reuben, I'm really-- I'm not upset. But when did this happen?. 686 00:39:16,828 --> 00:39:18,836 Two weeks ago. 687 00:39:18,909 --> 00:39:20,763 Two weeks ago?. 688 00:39:21,917 --> 00:39:24,470 Oh, my God! Are you okay?. 689 00:39:26,749 --> 00:39:29,750 Well, it was a pretty big shoCk. [ SCoffs ] 690 00:39:29,822 --> 00:39:32,669 I walked in on her, on Lisa, 691 00:39:32,734 --> 00:39:37,143 with, um, a sCuba instruCtor on the first day of our honeymoon. 692 00:39:39,486 --> 00:39:42,421 Theywere still wearing their fippers. Anyway-- 693 00:39:42,494 --> 00:39:44,763 [ ChuCkles ] Oh. 694 00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:50,710 I mean-- Ohh! 695 00:39:53,183 --> 00:39:54,558 [ Beeps ] 696 00:39:54,623 --> 00:39:57,918 Hey, Reuben! Uh, it's Polly... PrinCe. 697 00:39:57,983 --> 00:40:01,561 Um, I don't know ifyou have any plans tonight, 698 00:40:01,631 --> 00:40:05,428 but if not, you should swing by, uh, 37 Gansevort Street... 699 00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:07,925 around 9..00 ifyou Can make it. 700 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,618 You know, it's no big deal, but it Could be fun. 701 00:40:10,688 --> 00:40:13,339 So, you know, think about it. 702 00:40:13,408 --> 00:40:19,039 Okay, so, um, I'll seeyou later... or not. I mean eitherway. 703 00:40:19,104 --> 00:40:22,717 And-- Oh, ifyou do Come, you should wear Comfortable shoes. 704 00:40:22,785 --> 00:40:25,305 That is ifyou Come. Butyou totally don't have to. 705 00:40:25,377 --> 00:40:27,679 I mean, I might not even be there. 706 00:40:34,209 --> 00:40:38,300 I am so glad thatyou Came. Yeah. I wore my Comfortable shoes just likeyou said. 707 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:40,225 [ Laughs ] So what are we doing?. 708 00:40:41,762 --> 00:40:43,617 Oh, Crap. 709 00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:47,392 [Salsa ] 710 00:40:49,410 --> 00:40:53,720 Thisplace is a totalsecret. It is the best underground salsa club in New York. 711 00:40:53,794 --> 00:40:55,648 Yeah, you know, I'm not really a big danCer. I don't know-- 712 00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:57,568 Oh, Come on. You know what?. It's easier than it looks. 713 00:40:57,634 --> 00:41:00,929 Oh! Oh, okay. There you go. Just feel it in your legs. 714 00:41:00,994 --> 00:41:02,936 All right. Okay. Ow! 715 00:41:03,010 --> 00:41:06,240 Sory, sory. That's okay.Just step on my feet a little less than that. 716 00:41:15,364 --> 00:41:17,219 Work it 717 00:41:19,236 --> 00:41:22,912 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Looking good, Pollyanna. 718 00:41:22,979 --> 00:41:25,282 - Hey,Javi. - [javi Mumbling] 719 00:41:25,348 --> 00:41:28,195 You stop that. This is my friend Reuben. 720 00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:30,147 - Hey. - This is Javi. 721 00:41:30,212 --> 00:41:32,285 Hey, you mind if I danCe with the beautiful lady?. 722 00:41:32,356 --> 00:41:36,186 - Um, I guess not. Yeah. - All right, thanks, man. 723 00:41:47,429 --> 00:41:50,276 [ Spanish ] 724 00:41:53,989 --> 00:41:56,129 [Slow Tempo] 725 00:42:11,655 --> 00:42:13,510 Hey. Hi! 726 00:42:13,576 --> 00:42:15,102 I think I might take off. Really?. 727 00:42:15,175 --> 00:42:16,385 Yeah. 728 00:42:16,455 --> 00:42:18,310 Areyou having a bad time?. No, no, no! 729 00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:20,231 I'm just not into this whole dirty danCing thing. 730 00:42:20,296 --> 00:42:22,150 What doyou mean, dirty danCing?. 731 00:42:22,216 --> 00:42:25,412 I saw that movie. I know that's what you and that, uh, Spaniard were doing. 732 00:42:25,479 --> 00:42:29,157 Whoa. Wait a minute. First ofall, he's Cuban, 733 00:42:29,224 --> 00:42:32,453 and thatwasn't dirty danCing, thatwas just salsa. 734 00:42:32,519 --> 00:42:35,302 Okay, it's just I'm just really, truthfully not the kind of guy... 735 00:42:35,367 --> 00:42:37,473 that's ever gonna be into these kind of Clubs or any-- 736 00:42:37,543 --> 00:42:41,798 Okay, Reuben, you know, then tell me, what kind of guy are ya?. 737 00:42:41,864 --> 00:42:44,451 What kind of guy am I?. What do you mean?. 738 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:49,474 Well, up until now, you haven't exaCtly been the portrait ofhonesty, so just Come Clean, okay?. 739 00:42:49,545 --> 00:42:52,131 Just tell me whoyou are. 740 00:42:52,201 --> 00:42:54,110 I hate spiCy food. I knew it! 741 00:42:54,185 --> 00:42:57,633 Yeah, I don't like it at all. I have a mild Case ofl.B.S. and-- What is that?. 742 00:42:57,705 --> 00:42:58,599 Irritable bowel syndrome. 743 00:42:58,665 --> 00:43:00,519 What? Irritable bowel syndrome. 744 00:43:00,585 --> 00:43:03,236 Oh, God. That's terrible. 745 00:43:03,305 --> 00:43:05,639 Um, what else?. Look, the thing is, 746 00:43:05,706 --> 00:43:08,772 I assess risk for a living, so I know that I have a.01 30% ChanCe... 747 00:43:08,842 --> 00:43:10,696 ofbeing hit by a Car on myway home, 748 00:43:10,761 --> 00:43:13,479 or a one in 46,000 ChanCe offalling through a subway grate. 749 00:43:13,546 --> 00:43:16,710 Really?. So I ty to manage that risk by avoiding danger... 750 00:43:16,778 --> 00:43:18,917 and having a plan and knowing what my next move is, 751 00:43:18,986 --> 00:43:21,603 and I guess you don't exaCtly liveyour life that way. 752 00:43:21,673 --> 00:43:24,489 No, I do it-- I do it a little differently. Yeah, whiCh is great. 753 00:43:24,554 --> 00:43:26,409 But I'm not gonna ever be a dirty danCer, 754 00:43:26,474 --> 00:43:28,328 and I don't eat food with my hands, 755 00:43:28,394 --> 00:43:31,656 and I really likeyou, but I just don't think this is gonna work out. 756 00:43:39,755 --> 00:43:41,993 I just have to go pee. Okay. 757 00:43:46,219 --> 00:43:48,324 [Soul] 758 00:43:54,028 --> 00:43:56,361 [WaterRunning] 759 00:43:56,427 --> 00:43:59,014 Just kidding! Oh! 760 00:43:59,085 --> 00:44:01,353 [ MoCk ChuCkle ] Funny. 761 00:44:03,468 --> 00:44:05,508 [Woman Vocalizing] 762 00:44:06,540 --> 00:44:09,062 Do it, do it 763 00:44:09,133 --> 00:44:11,467 Do it again 764 00:44:11,532 --> 00:44:14,053 Do it again 765 00:44:14,124 --> 00:44:16,295 Let's do it again 766 00:44:19,789 --> 00:44:21,283 I wanna do it again 767 00:44:25,102 --> 00:44:27,372 Sometimes the rain 768 00:44:27,438 --> 00:44:30,569 - Hey. - H i. 769 00:44:30,638 --> 00:44:33,900 Like you and me, baby 770 00:44:33,966 --> 00:44:37,709 Gettin'down with the sounds around 771 00:44:37,775 --> 00:44:41,036 Oh, the smell ofthe morning ower 772 00:44:41,102 --> 00:44:43,469 As we pass away the hours 773 00:44:43,534 --> 00:44:45,477 I wanna do it again 774 00:44:45,551 --> 00:44:48,486 Do it again Do it 775 00:44:48,559 --> 00:44:50,828 [ Stops ] Ow! 776 00:44:50,895 --> 00:44:53,612 Did you just spank me?. 777 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,589 No! I don't-- No. 778 00:44:55,664 --> 00:44:57,518 Mm-mmm. Are you sure?. 779 00:44:57,583 --> 00:44:59,853 'Cause it felt like you just swatted me. No, no, you-- 780 00:44:59,918 --> 00:45:02,221 I have a little CriCk in mywrist. You just felt that little-- 781 00:45:02,288 --> 00:45:04,142 I was just-- Doyou hear that?. Really?. 782 00:45:04,208 --> 00:45:06,761 Yeah. You hear that?. Well, I got it out. Yeah. 783 00:45:06,832 --> 00:45:08,687 Yeah. [ Mutters, IndistinCt ] 784 00:45:08,752 --> 00:45:10,955 [Salsa ] 785 00:45:16,816 --> 00:45:19,369 [Reuben Thinking] Oh, wow. This is incredible. 786 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,678 Oh, man. 787 00:45:21,746 --> 00:45:24,200 Oh, God. Oh, yeah. 788 00:45:24,272 --> 00:45:27,534 Oh, no! No, no. You Can't be done yet. 789 00:45:27,601 --> 00:45:31,246 Come on, Reuben, foCus. You have to last at least five minutes here. 790 00:45:31,313 --> 00:45:35,088 Four minutes, 27, 26, 25. 791 00:45:35,153 --> 00:45:39,661 Two minutes 20, 1 9, 1 8, 1 7. 792 00:45:39,730 --> 00:45:41,072 Come on. You Can do it. 793 00:45:41,138 --> 00:45:43,821 55, 54, 53, 52, 51 -- Oh, God! 794 00:45:43,889 --> 00:45:45,798 Fifty! 795 00:45:48,402 --> 00:45:50,257 [ Giggles ] Fifty?. 796 00:45:50,322 --> 00:45:53,933 Yeah, 50! Whoo! 797 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:55,888 [Sandy] Let it rain! 798 00:45:55,953 --> 00:45:58,703 I tell ya, I think I might end up marying this woman. 799 00:45:58,770 --> 00:46:00,843 Really? After one night? 800 00:46:00,914 --> 00:46:02,768 Did you spank her?. 801 00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:05,169 Yeah, I tried, but I don't think she liked it. 802 00:46:05,235 --> 00:46:08,236 Yeah, some women find it offensive. 803 00:46:08,308 --> 00:46:10,958 ICeman! 804 00:46:11,027 --> 00:46:14,322 I didnotsleep with him out ofcharity. 805 00:46:14,388 --> 00:46:17,803 You weren't interested till you found out his wife boned some other guy on their honeymoon. 806 00:46:17,876 --> 00:46:21,934 That's not it. He is a kind, deCent, solid guy. 807 00:46:22,003 --> 00:46:24,176 I've never been with anybody like that. 808 00:46:24,245 --> 00:46:27,059 Still sounds like a Charity boning. Hi. Thankyou. 809 00:46:27,125 --> 00:46:30,288 Doyou have to use the word "bone" evey time?. 810 00:46:30,356 --> 00:46:32,560 I use it when it's appropriate. 811 00:46:33,716 --> 00:46:37,197 Haveyou ever heard ofa guy shouting out "50" when he orgasmed?. Yeah. 812 00:46:37,269 --> 00:46:39,341 Yeah?. 813 00:46:40,309 --> 00:46:43,855 Okay, so throw pillows go in this Cabinet here. 814 00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:48,079 Oh, you don't-- you don't sleep on these?. 815 00:46:48,149 --> 00:46:50,932 No, no, they're... deCorative. 816 00:46:50,997 --> 00:46:54,381 - Forwho?. - What do you mean?. 817 00:46:54,454 --> 00:46:57,007 You're the only one who sees them, but you don't sleep on them. 818 00:46:57,078 --> 00:46:59,828 Then you take them offthe bed evey night, put 'em in a box, take them out ofthe box. 819 00:46:59,894 --> 00:47:02,414 I just don't understand the point. 820 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:05,334 I don't know. I mean, Lisa thought they looked niCe. 821 00:47:05,397 --> 00:47:07,667 Oh. I see. Yeah. 822 00:47:10,646 --> 00:47:12,653 Yeah. 823 00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:21,483 I don't see what the big deal is. They make the bed look niCe. 824 00:47:23,959 --> 00:47:26,380 Hey! 825 00:47:26,454 --> 00:47:28,724 What areyou doing?. That's goose down! I'm liberating you. 826 00:47:29,911 --> 00:47:31,340 Ty it. No! 827 00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:34,414 I'm not gonna-- Just one stab. Come on. See howyou feel. 828 00:47:34,486 --> 00:47:36,309 Come on! This is ridiCulous. 829 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:37,936 It's not ridiCulous. 830 00:47:38,008 --> 00:47:42,382 It's not like driving a knife into a pillow is suddenly gonna make me feel-- 831 00:47:42,455 --> 00:47:44,311 Wow. That feels really good. 832 00:47:44,376 --> 00:47:47,094 Huh? Right? [Chuckles ] Yeah! 833 00:47:47,161 --> 00:47:49,332 - What did I tell you?. - You know what?. You're right. 834 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,767 Come on. Bigger one. What is the point ofthese things really?. 835 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,648 No point. They're stupid. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 836 00:47:54,713 --> 00:47:58,291 Ha! Ha! Ha! I mean, what, am I running a bed-and-breakfast?. 837 00:47:58,361 --> 00:48:00,085 Not anymore. You knowhowmanyminutes a day... 838 00:48:00,153 --> 00:48:02,063 I spend getting throw pillows on and offthe bed?. Howmany? 839 00:48:02,136 --> 00:48:04,144 Four minutes in the morning, four minutes at night. That's eight minutes of my life. 840 00:48:04,217 --> 00:48:08,854 I figured it out. It's 56 minutes a week. That's nearly two days of my life a year I spent putting pillows on and offa stupid bed! 841 00:48:08,922 --> 00:48:11,342 Ha! Ha! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 842 00:48:11,417 --> 00:48:13,523 [ Yelling ] Whoa, whoa, whoa! 843 00:48:13,594 --> 00:48:17,139 - Wait, wait, wait. You hit mattress. - Oh, yeah. [ Sighs ] 844 00:48:17,209 --> 00:48:19,665 You know what?. I really gotta go. I'm late. 845 00:48:19,738 --> 00:48:21,713 Shoot. [ Reuben ] What's wrong?. You loseyour keys again?. 846 00:48:21,786 --> 00:48:24,720 No, they're just not where I left them before. 847 00:48:24,794 --> 00:48:27,990 Hey, why don't you use that key finder I bought you?. Reuben, I don't... 848 00:48:28,057 --> 00:48:30,961 I think it Could help. need the stupid key finder! 849 00:48:31,034 --> 00:48:33,883 All right. Anyway, I was thinking I'd Come meetyou. 850 00:48:33,948 --> 00:48:37,777 Really?. I thoughtyou hated dirty danCing Clubs. [ Beeping ] 851 00:48:37,851 --> 00:48:39,892 No, it's just salsa. It'll be fun. I'll watCh. 852 00:48:39,964 --> 00:48:41,819 Hey, what's that noise?. Nothing. 853 00:48:41,884 --> 00:48:44,699 It's the key finder, isn't it?. No, it's so not the key finder. 854 00:48:44,764 --> 00:48:46,739 Yes, it is! It is not the key finder. I'll seeyou later. Bye. 855 00:48:46,812 --> 00:48:50,707 Yes, it-- Oh! How?. 856 00:48:50,972 --> 00:48:52,979 [Man Singing In Spanish ] 857 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:20,114 Hey, ReubyTuesday. Como estas? 858 00:49:20,189 --> 00:49:22,164 Yeah. Doin' all right. 859 00:49:26,238 --> 00:49:30,231 You know what?. ACtually, me no estas too good,Javier. 860 00:49:31,294 --> 00:49:33,301 I want you to stay away from Polly, all right?. 861 00:49:33,374 --> 00:49:35,230 Find yourself another danCe partner. 862 00:49:35,295 --> 00:49:37,499 - Why?. - Why?. 863 00:49:37,567 --> 00:49:40,250 BeCause she and I are a Couple, all right?. Yeah, we're dating. 864 00:49:40,318 --> 00:49:43,188 And I'm not gonna let some big shot salsa king... 865 00:49:43,263 --> 00:49:46,165 sweep in with your mambo moves and your Erik Estrada look... 866 00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:49,751 and Come in and ty to take her away, beCause I've had that happen before and it's not gonna happen again. 867 00:49:49,822 --> 00:49:52,790 - Reuben, I am gay. - Hey, I don't Care whatyou-- What?. 868 00:49:52,863 --> 00:49:56,540 I'm homosexual. My boyfriend HeCtor, he plays the keyboards in the house band. 869 00:49:56,607 --> 00:49:58,517 Oh. 870 00:50:00,287 --> 00:50:03,190 Hey, you think maybe you Could give me some salsa lessons?. 871 00:50:03,263 --> 00:50:06,776 [Salsa ] 872 00:50:28,545 --> 00:50:30,749 Huh. 873 00:50:31,905 --> 00:50:34,327 You hated it. No, I don't. 874 00:50:34,402 --> 00:50:38,460 It's just-- It's vey graphiC for a Children's book. 875 00:50:38,529 --> 00:50:43,679 You know, like this one.. "The Boywith a Nub for an Arm." 876 00:50:43,745 --> 00:50:46,081 Well, that one has a moral. 877 00:50:46,146 --> 00:50:50,074 You know, to teaCh kids they gotta be Careful when they're playing with fireworks. 878 00:50:50,146 --> 00:50:53,461 Right. No, and-and I think it's brilliant, by the way. Seriously. Uh-huh. 879 00:50:53,537 --> 00:50:55,709 I mean, like, you really Convey... 880 00:50:55,778 --> 00:50:59,607 the pain and the fear, and I love the little doggy too. 881 00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:03,197 But-- And I don't mean this in a bad way. Right. 882 00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:06,301 Just what wereyou thinking?. 883 00:51:07,843 --> 00:51:09,785 [Salsa ] 884 00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:26,748 So I put all the risks and rewards into the program, Okay. Right. 885 00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:28,925 which helps me finalize myrecommendations. 886 00:51:28,996 --> 00:51:31,898 "Leland Van Lew. " Ooh! BASEjumping! 887 00:51:31,972 --> 00:51:36,346 That is supposed to be so muCh fun. That should be on the rewards side. 888 00:51:36,419 --> 00:51:39,234 It's one of the most dangerous aCtivities a human being Can do. 889 00:51:39,299 --> 00:51:41,788 Really?. Haveyou done it?. Yeah. 890 00:51:41,861 --> 00:51:44,511 Have I paraChuted off the top of a building?. No. Uh-huh. 891 00:51:44,580 --> 00:51:45,791 No?. No. 892 00:51:45,861 --> 00:51:48,413 So how doyou know what it's like?. 893 00:51:50,405 --> 00:51:54,268 I don't. Huh. Interesting. 894 00:51:55,782 --> 00:51:57,636 Would you like some more bulgogi?. Sure. 895 00:51:57,701 --> 00:51:59,076 Yeah?. Yeah, thanks. 896 00:51:59,142 --> 00:52:01,281 I aCtually like this. Yeah, it's good. You do?. 897 00:52:01,350 --> 00:52:03,292 [Vomiting Loudly] 898 00:52:04,774 --> 00:52:07,228 Nowyou look like a pro raCquetballer. How's that shirt fit, all right?. 899 00:52:07,301 --> 00:52:10,171 Uh, yeah, it's fine. You know, I was thinking maybe we Can just sit and talk. 900 00:52:10,246 --> 00:52:12,188 I'm not really a big raquetball player. No worries. 901 00:52:12,262 --> 00:52:14,269 We'll just get up a bit ofa sweat. Have a few giggles. 902 00:52:14,342 --> 00:52:16,229 - [ Yelling ] - [ SCreams ] 903 00:52:19,943 --> 00:52:22,430 So I've been running the numbers, 904 00:52:23,751 --> 00:52:26,980 and I gotta say... things aren't looking too good from our end. 905 00:52:27,047 --> 00:52:29,186 BolloCks! 906 00:52:29,255 --> 00:52:33,051 [ Groans ] Geez! 907 00:52:33,126 --> 00:52:35,713 Leland, I mean, it's not just the BASE jumping. 908 00:52:35,784 --> 00:52:37,639 It's the heli-skiing, [ Yells ] 909 00:52:37,704 --> 00:52:39,591 volCano luging, shark diving. 910 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:43,431 Bottom line is, unless you drastiCally alteryour lifestyle, 911 00:52:43,496 --> 00:52:45,864 wewon't be able to insureyou. 912 00:52:45,928 --> 00:52:48,198 Reuben, I Came toyou for a reason. 913 00:52:48,265 --> 00:52:50,119 I was told thatyou had more imagination... 914 00:52:50,185 --> 00:52:52,257 than any ofthe other blokes in the big firms-- 915 00:52:52,328 --> 00:52:54,947 thatyou analyze the man and not just the numbers. 916 00:52:55,017 --> 00:52:57,886 I guess I was wrong. 917 00:52:57,961 --> 00:53:00,263 Areyou tying to manipulate me?. Of Course I am. 918 00:53:00,329 --> 00:53:03,079 But I wanna hold onto me Company. [ Yells ] 919 00:53:06,569 --> 00:53:09,635 - Oh! - I'll tell you what. 920 00:53:09,705 --> 00:53:11,942 I'm gonna be in NantuCket at the end ofthe month. 921 00:53:12,010 --> 00:53:14,181 You'll Come up and be my guest aboard the 'Roo Shooter. 922 00:53:14,249 --> 00:53:16,104 Aboard the what?. My sailboat. 923 00:53:16,169 --> 00:53:18,787 I'll takeyou for a bit of a sail, giveyou a ChanCe to really get to know me. 924 00:53:18,857 --> 00:53:22,119 And I guaranteeyou by the end ofthe weekend, you'll know what a safe bet I really am. 925 00:53:22,186 --> 00:53:25,535 Yeah, you know what?. Uh, you're bleeding pretty bad. 926 00:53:25,611 --> 00:53:27,846 Yeah, I think I've swallowed a tooth or something. 927 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:30,151 Oh! 928 00:53:30,218 --> 00:53:33,285 No. Got it. [ ChuCkles ] 929 00:53:33,355 --> 00:53:35,362 Yourserve. 930 00:53:35,435 --> 00:53:38,338 [jazz] So I tell Leland we can't insure him. 931 00:53:38,412 --> 00:53:42,153 He responds by inviting me up to NantuCket for some Death Ray Sailing Challenge. 932 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:43,300 Really?. Yeah. 933 00:53:43,372 --> 00:53:46,405 Oh, we gotta go do that. I've never been to NantuCket. You wanna Come?. 934 00:53:46,476 --> 00:53:48,778 I would-- Well, Can-- Is that rude?. Is it all right ifl invite myself?. 935 00:53:48,844 --> 00:53:52,227 No! That'd be great. Okay, good. Soyou're aCtually gonna Commit to something in advanCe. 936 00:53:52,300 --> 00:53:55,049 Yeah-- Oh. Oh, my God. 937 00:53:55,116 --> 00:53:58,433 Okay, yeah, I am. I think that would be really fun. 938 00:53:58,508 --> 00:54:00,034 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?. 939 00:54:00,108 --> 00:54:02,628 What areyou doin'?. I'm-I'm gonna have some nuts. 940 00:54:02,699 --> 00:54:06,279 No. You don't eat mixed nuts at a bar. Eveybody knows that. 941 00:54:06,349 --> 00:54:08,072 What areyou talking about?. 942 00:54:08,141 --> 00:54:10,595 Okay. Let's say, uh, 943 00:54:10,668 --> 00:54:14,662 Conservatively, I don't know, 1 7 people eat these nuts on a given night. 944 00:54:14,732 --> 00:54:18,148 Okay? Ifthey've been here for even two weeks, we're talking about... 945 00:54:18,221 --> 00:54:20,871 238 people who dipped their dirty hands into that bowl. 946 00:54:20,940 --> 00:54:23,112 Dirty-- Why are their-- Why are their hands dirty?. 947 00:54:23,181 --> 00:54:26,313 On average, only one out of evey six people wash their hands when they go to the bathroom. 948 00:54:26,383 --> 00:54:29,862 [ Gasps ] Yeah, so when you thinkyou're innoCently eating a little bar snaCk, 949 00:54:29,934 --> 00:54:33,579 you're aCtually ingesting potentially deadly baCteria from about 39 soil-handed strangers. 950 00:54:33,646 --> 00:54:36,810 I mean, people wonder why they get E. Coli poisoning or salmonella or hepatitis, 951 00:54:36,878 --> 00:54:40,554 when all they gotta do is look at the snaCk bowl at their loCal watering hole. 952 00:54:42,223 --> 00:54:43,596 I'm not being neurotiC. No. 953 00:54:43,663 --> 00:54:46,030 It's an absolute hot zone in there. 954 00:54:49,454 --> 00:54:51,659 How Could you have eaten those?. 955 00:54:51,727 --> 00:54:53,963 I-I-I-I mean, I made suCh a Compelling argument. 956 00:54:54,031 --> 00:54:55,886 I like to live life on the edge. 957 00:54:55,951 --> 00:54:59,268 Oh. Thankyou. Yeah. You never know. 958 00:54:59,342 --> 00:55:02,408 [ Sighs ] [Salsa ] 959 00:55:10,448 --> 00:55:13,035 [Ends ] Reuben, I mean, you don't have to do this. 960 00:55:13,105 --> 00:55:16,006 I don't Care thatyou-- thatyou don't know how to danCe. 961 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,536 No, I thought I'd give it one last ty. Hey,Javi. 962 00:55:18,609 --> 00:55:20,681 Hey, Reuben. You ready?. 963 00:55:20,753 --> 00:55:22,640 Uh-huh. What is happening?. 964 00:55:22,704 --> 00:55:25,639 - [ Shouts In Spanish ] - [Polly] What? 965 00:55:25,713 --> 00:55:29,063 - [ Singing In Spanish ] - What areyou doing?. 966 00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:52,783 Tzzz! 967 00:55:55,827 --> 00:55:56,907 Yi! 968 00:56:04,339 --> 00:56:05,746 [ Yells ] 969 00:56:14,035 --> 00:56:17,166 Yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi! 970 00:56:42,932 --> 00:56:45,420 [ Ends ] 971 00:56:45,493 --> 00:56:50,350 I don't even know where that "yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi" thing Came from. It was just awesome. 972 00:56:50,422 --> 00:56:52,309 [Polly] Holyshit! 973 00:56:59,894 --> 00:57:02,316 What areyou doing here?. 974 00:57:04,630 --> 00:57:06,540 I'm baCk. 975 00:57:08,118 --> 00:57:09,973 Who's this?. 976 00:57:10,038 --> 00:57:12,787 Who's this?. This is my girlfriend. What?. 977 00:57:12,854 --> 00:57:14,610 - You have a girlfriend?. - I'm notyour girlfriend. 978 00:57:14,678 --> 00:57:18,224 I mean, we'rejust kindof-- Hi, I'm Polly. 979 00:57:20,215 --> 00:57:22,670 Lisa. [Polly] Right. 980 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:32,047 So, yeah. You know, you guys probably have a lot to talk about. 981 00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:34,541 So I'm just gonna go. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want you to go. 982 00:57:34,616 --> 00:57:37,169 That's okay. Please. I wanna go. Bye, Lisa. NiCe to meet you. I don't-- 983 00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,622 I don't wantyou to go. I'm just gonna-- You gotta talk about it. 984 00:57:40,695 --> 00:57:42,606 I'm just gonna go. 985 00:57:46,904 --> 00:57:49,970 [ SCoffs ] [Reuben ] I don't understand. 986 00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,888 I mean, I thought-- I thought you were really happywith Claude. 987 00:57:52,953 --> 00:57:56,369 I-I was fora few weeks. But then all he evertalked about was scuba diving. 988 00:57:56,442 --> 00:57:58,329 - Really?. - I missed you. 989 00:57:58,393 --> 00:58:01,263 Reuben-- I missed you too, but-- I mean, Come on! 990 00:58:01,338 --> 00:58:04,752 What was I supposed to do?. I moved on. I'm in a relationship. 991 00:58:04,825 --> 00:58:06,451 - What, with that Polly person?. - Yeah. 992 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,376 She doesn't even Call herselfyour girlfriend. 993 00:58:08,441 --> 00:58:11,027 She-- That's-- No. She just doesn't like the phrasing. 994 00:58:11,098 --> 00:58:14,295 Oh, okay. Okay. Then let mejust askyou this. 995 00:58:14,362 --> 00:58:17,973 Are you really gonna spend the rest ofyour life with her?. 996 00:58:18,041 --> 00:58:20,147 I don't know, Lisa. 997 00:58:20,218 --> 00:58:22,519 BeCause I'm ready to do that with you, Reuben. 998 00:58:22,585 --> 00:58:25,269 I made a mistake and I tookyou for granted, 999 00:58:25,338 --> 00:58:29,113 but I promiseyou that I will never, ever hurtyou again. 1000 00:58:31,356 --> 00:58:33,973 I loveyou, Reuben. 1001 00:58:39,900 --> 00:58:42,485 You know what?. I think, um-- 1002 00:58:42,555 --> 00:58:45,555 I thinkyou should, um, go staywith your parents, okay, 1003 00:58:45,627 --> 00:58:47,482 'Cause I gotta be out ofhere in a week. 1004 00:58:47,547 --> 00:58:49,402 What areyou talking about? Where areyou going? Where am I going?. 1005 00:58:49,467 --> 00:58:51,606 I'm going into the house, remember?. The house that I bought for us to live in. 1006 00:58:51,675 --> 00:58:54,609 Well, then, let's-let's do it together. Let's go move into our house. 1007 00:58:54,683 --> 00:58:56,888 You don't just-- No, we Can't just go-- I Can't-- 1008 00:58:56,956 --> 00:58:58,865 No. I Can't-- 1009 00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:05,366 I don't even know what to say right now, okay?. So-- 1010 00:59:07,452 --> 00:59:09,394 Okay. 1011 00:59:12,029 --> 00:59:13,884 [ Polly] Ifyou wanna get baCk together with her, just let me know. 1012 00:59:13,949 --> 00:59:15,804 No, I'm not planning on getting baCk togetherwith her. 1013 00:59:15,869 --> 00:59:17,941 I wouldn't be seeing you ifl was planning-- It's Cool, you know?. 1014 00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:20,402 You guys are married. She Came baCk. All right, Polly-- 1015 00:59:20,477 --> 00:59:23,641 How's it Coming with Herb Lazare, D.D.S.?. Hello?. 1016 00:59:23,711 --> 00:59:26,045 I haven't even gotten into ityet. I'm-I'm still working on Van Lew. 1017 00:59:26,110 --> 00:59:28,565 Wait a minute. I thought you deCided on Van Lew two weeks ago. 1018 00:59:28,638 --> 00:59:30,547 We're presenting to AFLAC on Wednesday. 1019 00:59:30,622 --> 00:59:33,557 Polly, Can you hang on a seCond?. Just hang on one seCond. No, I kinda have to go. 1020 00:59:33,630 --> 00:59:36,248 You better not be bonus hunting on me, Reuben. Bonus hunting? 1021 00:59:36,318 --> 00:59:39,100 Stan, the man's Career is on the line. I owe it to him to give him a thorough analysis. 1022 00:59:39,166 --> 00:59:40,956 All right. 1023 00:59:41,023 --> 00:59:42,998 I'm going to Barbados with my mistress for the weekend. 1024 00:59:43,071 --> 00:59:45,656 I want this Van Lew thing settled by the time I get baCk. All right?. 1025 00:59:45,727 --> 00:59:47,734 I am on it, and I'm gonna make it happen. 1026 00:59:47,807 --> 00:59:49,269 Good things. Good things. 1027 00:59:49,343 --> 00:59:51,131 [ Dial Tone ] Polly?. 1028 00:59:51,198 --> 00:59:53,053 Oh, damn! [Doorbell Rings ] 1029 00:59:53,118 --> 00:59:55,573 Hey, pal. Hey, Lary. 1030 00:59:55,646 --> 00:59:57,981 Lisa dropped this offforyou. 1031 00:59:58,046 --> 01:00:00,950 Oh. Thanks. 1032 01:00:10,528 --> 01:00:13,660 [Reuben's Voice ] I met a real estate agent named Lisa Kramer... 1033 01:00:13,729 --> 01:00:17,526 who showed me an apartment, which I rentedjust so she'd go out with me. 1034 01:00:17,601 --> 01:00:19,456 [ Lisa's Voice ] I gave him a good price. Yeah, not good enough. 1035 01:00:19,521 --> 01:00:21,430 She's a killer! 1036 01:00:26,113 --> 01:00:28,503 [ Rock ] 1037 01:00:28,577 --> 01:00:31,327 Hey, hey, hey, hey 1038 01:00:31,393 --> 01:00:33,662 I just Can't bel ieve she Came baCk. [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1039 01:00:33,729 --> 01:00:36,697 Can we please just foCus for a seCond?. I 'm almost finished. 1040 01:00:36,770 --> 01:00:39,998 What's next?. Polly's Career prospeCts. 1041 01:00:40,064 --> 01:00:42,966 Risky. She's writing a Children's book where kids get maimed. 1042 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,376 Yeah, see, I think her laCk of Career is aCtually a positive, 1043 01:00:45,442 --> 01:00:47,296 'Cause she'd have more time to spend with the kids. 1044 01:00:47,362 --> 01:00:49,249 [Sandy] You're skewing the numbers in Polly's favor, Reuben. 1045 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:51,168 Whyare we even doing this? 1046 01:00:51,233 --> 01:00:53,143 BeCause I'm Confused, Sandy. 1047 01:00:53,218 --> 01:00:55,673 I mean, my goddamn wife shows up on my doorstep... 1048 01:00:55,746 --> 01:00:58,463 wanting to get baCk together, Polly's freaking out. 1049 01:00:58,530 --> 01:01:01,400 I just wanna make sure I'm making the right deCision. 1050 01:01:01,475 --> 01:01:03,166 [ Moans ] 1051 01:01:03,235 --> 01:01:07,327 I don'tsee howputting these two girls in the Riskmaster's gonna helpyou make upyourmind. 1052 01:01:07,396 --> 01:01:09,250 Mmm. 1053 01:01:12,484 --> 01:01:14,339 Interesting. What's it say? 1054 01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:16,737 Polly. 1055 01:01:16,803 --> 01:01:18,396 Polly?. Yeah. 1056 01:01:18,467 --> 01:01:21,435 No way. You should just Cut your losses and get baCk with Lisa. 1057 01:01:21,508 --> 01:01:26,046 Nah, I CheCked it, like, three times. The program says she's the safer ChoiCe. Whatever. 1058 01:01:26,115 --> 01:01:28,385 Bythe way, dude, isyourhealth okay? 1059 01:01:28,452 --> 01:01:30,754 I mean, you're looking kind of thin. 1060 01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:32,729 Uh, no. Polly's been making me eat ethniC food, 1061 01:01:32,804 --> 01:01:35,771 so I've been throwing up a lot lately. 1062 01:01:35,843 --> 01:01:38,179 Cool. Polly PrinCe. 1063 01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:41,849 Polly Feffer. 1064 01:01:43,716 --> 01:01:45,855 Polly PrinCe-Feffer. 1065 01:01:45,924 --> 01:01:48,772 Come on. You Can't CanCel. I thoughtyou were so exCited to go. 1066 01:01:48,836 --> 01:01:50,692 I know, but-- Polly. 1067 01:01:50,757 --> 01:01:52,644 We fell in love with these funnylittle Bolivian mud huts. Hello?. 1068 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:56,966 - Hold on. - So we had our designer use a similar Color palette in here. 1069 01:01:57,030 --> 01:01:58,972 Hi. I'm sory. I'm on the phone. 1070 01:01:59,046 --> 01:02:01,380 Would you just please keep it-- Shh. 1071 01:02:01,446 --> 01:02:03,682 So, also, you know what else?. 1072 01:02:03,749 --> 01:02:06,750 It's like I feel weirdgoing away forthe weekend when your wife'sjust come back into town. 1073 01:02:06,822 --> 01:02:08,731 I don't know why you're making this into suCh a big deal. 1074 01:02:08,806 --> 01:02:12,221 I told you I'm not getting baCk together with her. Okay. 1075 01:02:12,294 --> 01:02:14,563 So are you Coming or not?. I'm Coming. 1076 01:02:14,631 --> 01:02:16,769 All right. Okay?. 1077 01:02:16,838 --> 01:02:18,693 Bye. Okay, bye. 1078 01:02:27,175 --> 01:02:30,819 Goddamn right it's a beautiful day 1079 01:02:30,886 --> 01:02:34,400 Uh-huh, goddamn right it's a beautiful day 1080 01:02:34,471 --> 01:02:36,860 Uh-huh 1081 01:02:38,824 --> 01:02:41,060 [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1082 01:02:41,129 --> 01:02:43,429 You're pretty good at it. You're a natural. 1083 01:02:43,497 --> 01:02:45,766 [ Polly] Oh! This is amazing! Hey, Leland! 1084 01:02:45,832 --> 01:02:49,890 Are those storm Clouds up ahead?. 1085 01:02:49,961 --> 01:02:54,053 Nah. We might just get a light dusting, that's all. Nothing to write home about. 1086 01:02:54,121 --> 01:02:56,030 [Thunderclap ] 1087 01:02:57,352 --> 01:02:59,208 Areyou sureyou're all right?. 1088 01:02:59,273 --> 01:03:02,208 [Reuben ] Oh, no, I'm okay. I don't think I have mysea legsyet. 1089 01:03:02,281 --> 01:03:04,255 I'll be out in a sec. All right. 1090 01:03:04,328 --> 01:03:07,492 Oh, God. 1091 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:11,205 [ Fanfare ] 1092 01:03:11,273 --> 01:03:13,444 So I know we haven't been seeing eaCh other that long, 1093 01:03:13,514 --> 01:03:17,409 but I really feel like it's time we take things to the next level, 1094 01:03:17,482 --> 01:03:21,028 and I'd likeyou to Consider moving in with me. 1095 01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:31,175 Why don't we just-- Why don't we just move in together?. 1096 01:03:38,635 --> 01:03:41,897 Oh, yeah. We're gonna have ourselves a tussle. 1097 01:03:41,964 --> 01:03:44,899 [Chittering] Hey, Polly! 1098 01:03:44,972 --> 01:03:47,787 Oh, my God. Rodolfo's inyourtoiletrykit! Didyou know that? 1099 01:03:47,852 --> 01:03:50,055 Did you paCk him, or did you-- did you-- 1100 01:03:50,123 --> 01:03:53,702 What-What is this?. I mean, why am I in your Computer... 1101 01:03:53,773 --> 01:03:55,660 on your Riskmaster thingy and-- Okay, you know what?. 1102 01:03:55,724 --> 01:03:59,750 I Can explain this, Polly. Well, no, it's fasCinating. I learned a lot about myself. 1103 01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:03,432 I've learned that I have no Career, I'm faky, I like ethniC food. 1104 01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:05,355 Polly, would you let me explain this?. Uh-huh. 1105 01:04:05,420 --> 01:04:08,616 Lisa Came baCk, and I, you know, I've been tying to figure things out. 1106 01:04:08,685 --> 01:04:12,908 What areyou figuring out, Reuben?. Just about us and our future. 1107 01:04:12,972 --> 01:04:14,696 Future?. What areyou talking about?. 1108 01:04:14,765 --> 01:04:16,619 What future?. Reuben, Come on! 1109 01:04:16,684 --> 01:04:20,613 This is a fing, you know?. Come on. What, did you think we were gonna get married?. 1110 01:04:20,686 --> 01:04:23,369 Whoa! Maybe... 1111 01:04:23,438 --> 01:04:25,293 I was gonna askyou to move in with me first. 1112 01:04:25,358 --> 01:04:27,660 Oh, my God. You expeCt me to move to the suburbs with you?. 1113 01:04:27,726 --> 01:04:30,727 Reuben, areyou insane?. Whoa! Why is that so Crazy?. 1114 01:04:30,799 --> 01:04:33,700 People do that all the time. They have kids, they-they-they make plans, 1115 01:04:33,774 --> 01:04:35,629 they get married, they buy houses. You know what, though?. 1116 01:04:35,694 --> 01:04:38,509 That's you, Reuben. You do that, right?. That's what you do. 1117 01:04:38,574 --> 01:04:41,706 I don't live my life that way. Is your laCk of a plan that different than my plan?. 1118 01:04:41,775 --> 01:04:44,011 I don't-- I don't have a plan. Yes, you do! 1119 01:04:44,078 --> 01:04:47,624 You're on the non-plan plan. I am not on a non-plan plan! 1120 01:04:47,695 --> 01:04:51,143 You are too! I've never met anybody more afraid of Committing to anything. 1121 01:04:51,215 --> 01:04:54,182 I mean, you were a senior delegate at the Model U.N., Polly. 1122 01:04:54,255 --> 01:04:56,229 What the hell happened toyou?. Whoa! 1123 01:04:56,302 --> 01:04:59,052 [ Leland ] Wahoo! 1124 01:05:00,303 --> 01:05:03,467 Come on, you mother! You Can do better than that! 1125 01:05:03,535 --> 01:05:05,357 I've been living my life, okay?. 1126 01:05:05,423 --> 01:05:08,239 I've been in goodrelationships and I've been in shitty ones, 1127 01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:11,654 and I've moved a lot, and I've been happy and I've been sad, 1128 01:05:11,728 --> 01:05:13,669 and I've been lonely, and that's what I've been doing, 1129 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:16,265 which is a lot more than I can say forsome freak who thinks... 1130 01:05:16,337 --> 01:05:19,184 he's gonna get the Ebola virus from a bowl of mixed nuts. 1131 01:05:19,248 --> 01:05:21,736 Those nuts have pee on them! It's Common sense! 1132 01:05:21,808 --> 01:05:25,355 Oh, trust me, that is so far beyond Common sense, Reuben. 1133 01:05:25,425 --> 01:05:27,465 [ Grunting ] 1134 01:05:27,537 --> 01:05:29,031 You don't understand what I grew up with. 1135 01:05:29,105 --> 01:05:30,992 I had a mother who made me afraid of eveything. 1136 01:05:31,056 --> 01:05:34,254 Okay, well, big deal, Reuben. My dad had a whole seCond family. 1137 01:05:34,322 --> 01:05:36,655 - What?. - Yeah, on Long Island. 1138 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:39,819 A wife andkids anda golden retriever. 1139 01:05:39,889 --> 01:05:42,411 A seCond family?. 1140 01:05:42,482 --> 01:05:44,336 Whatever. Hey, you know what?. 1141 01:05:44,402 --> 01:05:47,979 I'm, uh, glad I saw that. 1142 01:05:48,049 --> 01:05:49,674 Polly-- I am. 'Causeyou know what? 1143 01:05:49,745 --> 01:05:52,681 I'm gonna make this really, uh, easy foryou, Reuben. 1144 01:05:52,754 --> 01:05:55,535 I have, um-- I have no interest... 1145 01:05:55,602 --> 01:05:59,215 in getting married and moving to the suburbs. 1146 01:05:59,283 --> 01:06:01,487 And, obviously, that's something that's really important to you. 1147 01:06:01,555 --> 01:06:03,944 So here's what I think your new plan should be. 1148 01:06:04,019 --> 01:06:05,873 I thinkyou should get baCk togetherwith Lisa, 1149 01:06:05,939 --> 01:06:09,037 move intoyourhouse, andmove on withyourlife. 1150 01:06:09,106 --> 01:06:12,455 And-And, uh, I think you guys will be really happy together. 1151 01:06:12,531 --> 01:06:15,150 Oh, dear Lord. 1152 01:06:15,219 --> 01:06:16,428 Whoa! 1153 01:06:20,276 --> 01:06:22,446 [Reuben ] You're not making myjob any easier, Leland. 1154 01:06:22,515 --> 01:06:26,541 Ah, come on, Reub. Weather report saidsunnyskies. 1155 01:06:44,820 --> 01:06:47,504 Your sorry eyes 1156 01:06:48,725 --> 01:06:51,987 They cut through the bone 1157 01:06:52,054 --> 01:06:54,870 They make it hard 1158 01:06:54,935 --> 01:06:56,593 To leave you alone 1159 01:06:56,662 --> 01:06:58,636 [ Polly On Answering Machine ] Hey, it's Polly... Prince. 1160 01:06:58,710 --> 01:07:01,776 Leave me a message, or call back, or not. 1161 01:07:01,846 --> 01:07:03,919 You know, whatever. Okay, bye. [ Beeps ] 1162 01:07:03,990 --> 01:07:06,772 Hey, Pol ly, it's me. Listen, um, 1163 01:07:06,838 --> 01:07:08,693 I would like to talk to you, all right?. 1164 01:07:08,758 --> 01:07:10,733 'Cause I feel really bad about what happened, and-- 1165 01:07:10,806 --> 01:07:12,661 Just give me a Call on my Cell phone, all right?. 1166 01:07:15,350 --> 01:07:17,292 Baby,you're a lost 1167 01:07:19,063 --> 01:07:21,233 Baby,you're a lost 1168 01:07:21,302 --> 01:07:23,692 [ Ringing ] 1169 01:07:23,767 --> 01:07:26,287 Baby,you're a lost cause 1170 01:07:26,359 --> 01:07:29,392 Hello?. Hi. It's Lisa. 1171 01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:33,424 Oh. Hey. So, how's the house?. 1172 01:07:33,495 --> 01:07:36,244 The house is, uh-- it's great. 1173 01:07:36,311 --> 01:07:38,451 Yeah, it's big, but, you know, great. 1174 01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:42,033 Well, I Can't wait to see it. Hey, did you get the gift I sentyou?. 1175 01:07:42,104 --> 01:07:43,960 Yeah, I did. Thanks. 1176 01:07:44,024 --> 01:07:47,504 I reallywanna seeyou, Reuben. 1177 01:07:47,576 --> 01:07:50,228 I don't know, Lisa. Let me think about it. 1178 01:07:50,297 --> 01:07:53,461 Fighting fora lost cause 1179 01:07:53,656 --> 01:07:56,209 [Man OverP.A.] Ladies andgentlemen, please takeyourseats. 1180 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,834 The premiere ofJesus Christ Superstar is about to begin. 1181 01:07:58,905 --> 01:08:00,760 Hey! 1182 01:08:00,825 --> 01:08:02,929 Reuby Tuesday! Hey! J avi! 1183 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,527 Como estas? What are you doin' here?. 1184 01:08:04,601 --> 01:08:06,772 What else?. HeCtor's playin' keyboards in the band. 1185 01:08:06,841 --> 01:08:09,296 Ah. I didn't figure you a fan of musiCal theater. 1186 01:08:09,369 --> 01:08:12,303 No, my friend Sandy Lyle is in the show. 1187 01:08:12,377 --> 01:08:14,712 Hey, have you, um-- have you talked to Polly?. 1188 01:08:14,777 --> 01:08:18,804 She was upset, bro. Must've been some kind offight, huh?. 1189 01:08:18,873 --> 01:08:21,776 Yeah. I keep Calling her up, and she won't piCk up the phone. 1190 01:08:21,849 --> 01:08:24,882 I don't know, I was thinking about maybe dropping by tomorrow. 1191 01:08:24,953 --> 01:08:28,435 It's a bit too late, papi. She's leaving town in about two hours. 1192 01:08:28,507 --> 01:08:32,566 What?. W-Why?. Where is she going?. I don't know. 1193 01:08:32,635 --> 01:08:34,228 She said good-bye. That's it. 1194 01:08:34,299 --> 01:08:36,601 Hi. I'm sory I'm late. Hey. 1195 01:08:36,667 --> 01:08:38,074 Oh, no. Yeah. Hi. 1196 01:08:38,139 --> 01:08:39,797 Hi. 1197 01:08:39,867 --> 01:08:41,755 Hey,Javi, this is Lisa, 1198 01:08:41,818 --> 01:08:44,088 my... wife. 1199 01:08:46,971 --> 01:08:48,825 [ Guitar] 1200 01:08:49,851 --> 01:08:52,120 Hey. Oh. 1201 01:09:02,109 --> 01:09:05,589 Her mother told me she was baCk. You're doing the right thing here, Reub. 1202 01:09:05,659 --> 01:09:09,238 Relax, Mom. I'm not promising anything. It's vey exCiting. 1203 01:09:13,213 --> 01:09:15,285 [Cell Phone Ringing] Reuben Feffer. 1204 01:09:15,356 --> 01:09:17,212 Reuben, Stan. Change of plan. 1205 01:09:17,277 --> 01:09:20,889 The meeting with Van Lew's board and the AFLAC people's moved to 4..00. 4..00?. 1206 01:09:20,958 --> 01:09:24,471 I don't know if I Can do that. What the hell is wrong with you?. Getyour ass over here! 1207 01:09:24,542 --> 01:09:27,127 [ OverP.A. ] Goodevening, folks. Uh, I'm SandyLyle, 1208 01:09:27,197 --> 01:09:30,067 and I've got a veryspecial announcement. 1209 01:09:30,142 --> 01:09:32,029 Please note that in tonight's performance, [ Stops ] 1210 01:09:32,094 --> 01:09:33,948 in addition to playing the role ofjudas, 1211 01:09:34,014 --> 01:09:35,606 I'll be playingjesus as well. 1212 01:09:35,677 --> 01:09:38,396 Thank you very much and enjoy the show. [ Man ] Sandy, what are you doing? 1213 01:09:38,463 --> 01:09:40,285 Wonsuk is playingjesus. 1214 01:09:40,351 --> 01:09:42,205 [ Sandy] It's cool. I'm playing dual roles. 1215 01:09:42,271 --> 01:09:44,278 Give me your crown, okay, Wonsuk? [ Wonsuk ] Screwyou, Sandy! 1216 01:09:44,351 --> 01:09:47,221 You're a has-been. No one even cares you were in that stupid movie. 1217 01:09:47,295 --> 01:09:49,782 - Oh, no. - Oh, shit! Aah! 1218 01:09:50,942 --> 01:09:53,625 [ Al I Gaspi ng ] [ Wonsuk ] Judas is biting me! 1219 01:09:55,903 --> 01:09:58,772 What just happened in there?. I am a professional, Reuben, 1220 01:09:58,847 --> 01:10:03,354 and I'm not gonna put my reputation on the line for a group offreaking amateurs. 1221 01:10:03,422 --> 01:10:06,970 [Irving] It's always the same story withyou, huh, pal? 1222 01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:11,709 You did this one movie a hundred years ago. 1223 01:10:11,776 --> 01:10:14,591 From then on, you thought you were better than eveybody else. 1224 01:10:14,657 --> 01:10:18,682 Why don't you let go?. Move on with your life. 1225 01:10:18,752 --> 01:10:21,174 It's not about what happened in the past... 1226 01:10:21,248 --> 01:10:23,289 orwhat you think might happen in the future. 1227 01:10:23,361 --> 01:10:25,728 It's about the ride, for Christ's sake. 1228 01:10:26,752 --> 01:10:29,119 There's no point going through all this Crap... 1229 01:10:29,185 --> 01:10:31,192 ifyou're not gonna enjoy the ride. 1230 01:10:31,265 --> 01:10:33,916 And you know what?. When you least expeCt it, 1231 01:10:33,985 --> 01:10:36,057 somethinggreat might come along-- 1232 01:10:36,129 --> 01:10:39,511 something better thanyou even planned for. 1233 01:10:41,442 --> 01:10:44,955 You were funny as hell playing those bagpipes, though. 1234 01:10:45,026 --> 01:10:46,968 Did I ever tell you that?. 1235 01:10:47,042 --> 01:10:51,231 I-I don't think I've ever heard you speak before, Mr. Feffer. 1236 01:10:56,834 --> 01:11:01,691 So, Reuby, we're gonna grab a bite afteryour work thingamajigy? 1237 01:11:01,763 --> 01:11:04,316 No, Lisa. 1238 01:11:04,387 --> 01:11:06,908 I shouldn't have asked you to Come down here. 1239 01:11:06,979 --> 01:11:08,834 I 'm not getting baCk together with you. 1240 01:11:10,179 --> 01:11:13,725 What are you talking about?. W-Why?. Why? 1241 01:11:15,812 --> 01:11:19,642 You sCrewed a sCuba diving instruCtor on our honeymoon. 1242 01:11:19,715 --> 01:11:22,082 I mean, what kind ofcold, heartless bitch... 1243 01:11:22,147 --> 01:11:24,897 would do that to someone they love?. 1244 01:11:24,963 --> 01:11:27,451 I'd have to be an idiot to get baCk together with you after that. 1245 01:11:29,668 --> 01:11:32,187 Oh, and by the way, I destroyed all your little throw pillows. 1246 01:11:32,259 --> 01:11:34,911 Yeah, beCause throw pillows suCk, okay?. 1247 01:11:34,980 --> 01:11:38,657 They serve no purpose. They're purely deCorative. 1248 01:11:41,988 --> 01:11:43,995 Dude, that was inCredible. 1249 01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:46,337 You're the one who told me I should get baCk togetherwith her. Reuben. 1250 01:11:47,397 --> 01:11:49,536 Whateveryou do, don't ever take my adviCe again. 1251 01:11:49,606 --> 01:11:51,994 Your dad totally put it in perspeCtive for me. 1252 01:11:52,069 --> 01:11:55,299 I was barely famous baCk then, and I'm never gonna be famous again. 1253 01:11:56,326 --> 01:11:58,114 What aboutyour E! True HollywoodStory? 1254 01:11:58,181 --> 01:12:01,083 The E! Channel doesn't even know we're making this show. 1255 01:12:01,157 --> 01:12:03,777 What do you mean?. 1256 01:12:03,847 --> 01:12:06,661 I hired Dustin and ViC myself. 1257 01:12:06,726 --> 01:12:10,271 And I was gonna tryandsell it to the network when I'm done. 1258 01:12:10,341 --> 01:12:13,571 You mean you're doing an E! True Hollywood Story on yourself?. 1259 01:12:13,639 --> 01:12:15,394 [ ChuCkles ] 1260 01:12:15,462 --> 01:12:18,429 Sandy, that's so-- That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 1261 01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:20,892 I know. I'm suCh a loser. 1262 01:12:25,926 --> 01:12:29,439 Look, I need you to do something for me that's really, really important. 1263 01:12:29,511 --> 01:12:31,715 Soyou gotta promise me just this one time you won't sCrew it up. 1264 01:12:31,783 --> 01:12:33,954 Reuben, I'm yourwingman. 1265 01:12:34,023 --> 01:12:36,741 Whatever it is, I will not letyou down. 1266 01:12:36,808 --> 01:12:39,198 Your Reuben's proxy?. What the hell does that mean?. 1267 01:12:39,273 --> 01:12:42,916 Now, he's dealing with a personal situation, so he asked me to fill in. 1268 01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:44,958 Now, you gotta relax. I'm a professional aCtor, 1269 01:12:45,032 --> 01:12:47,684 and these dudes will never know the differenCe. I Can't freaking believe this is happening. 1270 01:12:47,752 --> 01:12:51,298 Be quiet, 'Cause I'm... tyin' to prepare. 1271 01:12:54,665 --> 01:12:56,519 I'm gonna vomit. 1272 01:13:06,889 --> 01:13:08,896 I am so sory for the delay, folks, 1273 01:13:08,969 --> 01:13:12,962 but one of our senior analysts, Reuben Feffer, 1274 01:13:13,033 --> 01:13:16,198 had his spleen burst just a few moments ago, and-- 1275 01:13:16,266 --> 01:13:18,437 That's not good. Is he gonna be all right?. Well, God willing, Leland. 1276 01:13:18,506 --> 01:13:23,808 But anyway, be that as it may, we have Mr. Feffer's assoCiate here, Mr. Sanford Lyle, 1277 01:13:23,882 --> 01:13:27,232 who's been briefed on the case and will present Reuben's recommendations. 1278 01:13:27,307 --> 01:13:29,728 Thank you, Stanley. 1279 01:13:29,803 --> 01:13:32,421 [ Clearing Throat Loudly ] 1280 01:13:34,859 --> 01:13:39,561 [ Clearing Throat Loudly ] I just need a little bit ofwater. 1281 01:13:39,626 --> 01:13:41,863 [ Slurps, Groans ] 1282 01:13:48,204 --> 01:13:51,848 [ Clearing Throat Loudly] 1283 01:13:51,916 --> 01:13:55,527 As you know, this is a highly Complex Case. 1284 01:13:55,595 --> 01:13:57,602 Um, let me see here. 1285 01:13:57,675 --> 01:14:01,702 [ Clearing Throat Loudly] 1286 01:14:01,772 --> 01:14:04,074 Yeah, on the plus side, 1287 01:14:04,140 --> 01:14:07,238 Leland's blood pressure is pretty solid. 1288 01:14:07,309 --> 01:14:09,992 And he's, uh, at a deCent weight, 1289 01:14:10,061 --> 01:14:12,613 and he looks pretty damn healthy, right?. 1290 01:14:12,684 --> 01:14:15,531 Andhe's asexyguy, right? 1291 01:14:15,596 --> 01:14:20,813 And he is sexually aCtive in the Community. 1292 01:14:29,102 --> 01:14:31,468 [ Honking, Tires SCreeChing ] 1293 01:14:34,830 --> 01:14:37,897 - Polly?. -J.F.., please. 1294 01:14:57,903 --> 01:15:00,455 [Rodolfo Chittering] 1295 01:15:07,793 --> 01:15:09,286 Let's not bullCrap eaCh other. 1296 01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:12,809 On paper, Van Lewis one of the riskiest sons ofbitches alive. 1297 01:15:12,881 --> 01:15:15,499 But, people, 1298 01:15:15,569 --> 01:15:20,238 we Cannot sum up a man's life with a bunCh of numbers on a Computer sCreen. 1299 01:15:20,304 --> 01:15:23,174 All right, we all need to look into our hearts and go, 1300 01:15:23,249 --> 01:15:27,689 "Do I think this dude is gonna die in a fewyears or not??" 1301 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:30,630 Is old Leland here gonna fight offa man... 1302 01:15:30,705 --> 01:15:33,934 with the last name "Reaper," first name-- 1303 01:15:34,001 --> 01:15:37,798 who goes by the last name "Reaper," first name "Grim"?. 1304 01:15:37,873 --> 01:15:40,776 Orwill this BASE-jumping, 1305 01:15:43,057 --> 01:15:45,294 CroCodile-wrestling, 1306 01:15:45,361 --> 01:15:49,388 shark-diving, volCano-luging, 1307 01:15:49,458 --> 01:15:52,720 bear-fighting, snake-wrangling, 1308 01:15:52,786 --> 01:15:55,982 motocross-racing bastard die? 1309 01:15:56,049 --> 01:16:00,688 And the answer is no, friends, 1310 01:16:00,755 --> 01:16:03,689 which is why myself, 1311 01:16:03,763 --> 01:16:06,862 Reuben Feffer, Stan... 1312 01:16:08,276 --> 01:16:10,545 and all ofus here at Indurby and Friends... 1313 01:16:10,611 --> 01:16:13,229 are willing to lay our asses on the line... 1314 01:16:13,299 --> 01:16:16,529 and proudly reCom mend that Leland Van Lew... 1315 01:16:16,596 --> 01:16:19,890 reCeive fifty million dollars in life and health... 1316 01:16:19,955 --> 01:16:21,929 and automobile insuranCe... 1317 01:16:22,003 --> 01:16:25,387 for a duration of no less than 20 years. 1318 01:16:27,955 --> 01:16:30,541 Hey, what doyou think, guys?. 1319 01:16:33,236 --> 01:16:35,091 Areyou that kid from Crocodile Tears? 1320 01:16:38,645 --> 01:16:40,499 You're goddamn right I am. 1321 01:16:40,565 --> 01:16:44,427 I thought so. Impressive presentation. He's insured. 1322 01:16:44,501 --> 01:16:47,087 Yeah! Bloody ripper! Congratulations. 1323 01:16:47,157 --> 01:16:50,092 Loveya, son! 1324 01:16:54,869 --> 01:16:57,716 [ Beeping ] 1325 01:16:59,221 --> 01:17:01,742 [Polly] Rodolfo, wait! 1326 01:17:01,814 --> 01:17:04,236 I'm so sory! [Beeping Intensifies ] 1327 01:17:09,494 --> 01:17:12,909 Reuben, it's too late. I have to be on a plane in, like, 45 minutes. 1328 01:17:12,982 --> 01:17:14,837 I don't think you reallywanna leave here. 1329 01:17:14,902 --> 01:17:17,771 You have no idea what I want. 1330 01:17:17,846 --> 01:17:19,854 You left Rodolfo behind. Does that mean anything toyou?. 1331 01:17:22,199 --> 01:17:25,495 Look, I made a mistake, all right?. I should've never putyou in the Riskmaster. 1332 01:17:25,558 --> 01:17:27,630 Truth is, no matter what happened on our honeymoon, 1333 01:17:27,702 --> 01:17:30,038 you're muCh riskier than Lisa Could ever be. Yes. 1334 01:17:30,103 --> 01:17:32,274 Right. That's why it's not gonna work out between us. 1335 01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:35,410 Reuben, you are a niCe, safe, Conventional guy. 1336 01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:37,336 Just-- It's not gonna work out. 1337 01:17:37,401 --> 01:17:39,953 I don't think that's who I really am. 1338 01:17:40,025 --> 01:17:42,032 It is, Reuben. That's okay. 1339 01:17:42,105 --> 01:17:44,821 What do I have to do to prove it toyou?. Huh?. 1340 01:17:44,888 --> 01:17:46,864 Hey! Huh?. 1341 01:17:46,937 --> 01:17:49,970 What areyou-- Oh, my God. 1342 01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:52,429 Hey, look. Look, I'm eating nuts. 1343 01:17:53,496 --> 01:17:55,864 - What the hell areyou doing?. - Those nuts aren't even dirty. 1344 01:17:55,929 --> 01:17:57,838 Hey. 1345 01:17:58,936 --> 01:18:00,944 Oh! 1346 01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:06,580 SinCe we've been together, I've felt more unComfortable, 1347 01:18:06,649 --> 01:18:08,504 out of plaCe, embarrassed... 1348 01:18:08,569 --> 01:18:11,383 and just physiCally siCk than I have in my entire life. 1349 01:18:11,449 --> 01:18:13,303 But I couldn't have gone through all that-- 1350 01:18:13,368 --> 01:18:18,039 I Couldn't have thrown up 1 9 times in 48 days... 1351 01:18:18,106 --> 01:18:20,494 if I wasn't in love with you. 1352 01:18:23,257 --> 01:18:25,812 Maybeyou were right. Maybe this isjust a fling. 1353 01:18:25,883 --> 01:18:27,922 But ifyou get on that plane and you go to CinCinnati... 1354 01:18:27,994 --> 01:18:30,099 orTanzania orwhereveryou're going, 1355 01:18:30,170 --> 01:18:32,724 we'll never know if it Could've been something more. 1356 01:18:34,523 --> 01:18:36,464 Oh, no. No, no, no. 1357 01:18:36,538 --> 01:18:40,564 No. Oh, no. N-No. 1358 01:18:46,780 --> 01:18:49,496 - Oh, Reuben. - Please don't eat those. 1359 01:18:51,804 --> 01:18:53,658 No, really. 1360 01:18:53,723 --> 01:18:55,152 Oh, God. 1361 01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:02,353 I don't want you to go away, Polly. 1362 01:19:03,868 --> 01:19:05,722 I'm not gonna maryyou, Reuben. 1363 01:19:05,787 --> 01:19:08,690 I don't wanna get married. 1364 01:19:08,765 --> 01:19:11,219 I just wanna take you to dinner... 1365 01:19:11,292 --> 01:19:13,147 sometime this week. 1366 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:20,024 Can I piCk the plaCe?. 1367 01:19:34,942 --> 01:19:36,852 Solid. 1368 01:19:37,981 --> 01:19:39,837 ExCuse me. Hi. Hello. 1369 01:19:39,902 --> 01:19:43,863 Iseeyou two are newto the island. I want to come have a meet-- 1370 01:19:43,934 --> 01:19:45,877 Oh, my stars and stripe. Leuban! 1371 01:19:45,950 --> 01:19:49,267 Oh, my God. I Cannot believe it is you. This is Polly. 1372 01:19:49,342 --> 01:19:50,618 Hi, Polly. I am Claude. 1373 01:19:50,687 --> 01:19:53,273 Wow. Hi. So how's it goin'?. 1374 01:19:53,343 --> 01:19:55,579 In truth, uh, 1375 01:19:55,647 --> 01:19:58,035 it has been a little bit tough noogies for me. 1376 01:19:58,110 --> 01:20:01,012 Lisa, she-- she broke my heart. 1377 01:20:01,086 --> 01:20:04,120 - I'm sory to hear that. - Ah. That is life, huh?. 1378 01:20:04,191 --> 01:20:06,746 Well, you have to be like the hippo. 1379 01:20:06,816 --> 01:20:10,111 ExaCtly. Like the hippo. 1380 01:20:10,175 --> 01:20:14,519 So, let me guess. You are here on honeymoon again?. This is your beautiful bride?. 1381 01:20:14,593 --> 01:20:16,959 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're just, uh-- We're just hangin' out. 1382 01:20:17,024 --> 01:20:18,933 Oh, Come on. It's a little more serious than that. 1383 01:20:19,007 --> 01:20:20,950 Well, yeah. I'm just sayin' we're not married. Right. 1384 01:20:21,024 --> 01:20:23,577 - No, definitelynot married. But it's possible. - It is possible. 1385 01:20:23,649 --> 01:20:26,584 We're takin'things step bystep, seein'how they work out. 1386 01:20:26,657 --> 01:20:29,045 Okay, I don't really understand what you are talking about, 1387 01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:32,023 but, uh, any ChanCe you are for sCuba today?. 1388 01:20:32,096 --> 01:20:34,268 You know what?. ACtually, we are for sCuba. 1389 01:20:34,337 --> 01:20:36,791 - No way,Jose! - Yes way,Jose! 1390 01:20:36,864 --> 01:20:38,905 But we're goin' out with that guy. 1391 01:20:38,977 --> 01:20:43,254 Hey, Leland! We'll be out there in a minute! 1392 01:20:43,329 --> 01:20:47,223 Ah, you know what?. As long as you are for sCuba, Leuban, I am happy. 1393 01:20:47,297 --> 01:20:49,632 Oh. Sweet. 1394 01:20:49,697 --> 01:20:52,480 So, au revoir, my good friend. Okay. Hey. 1395 01:20:52,546 --> 01:20:55,067 Thankyou for eveything, Claude. 1396 01:20:55,138 --> 01:20:58,106 It's good to see you again. Good-bye, Polly. 1397 01:20:58,179 --> 01:21:00,284 Good-bye. Nice to meetyou, Claude. 1398 01:21:00,355 --> 01:21:02,209 You as well. 1399 01:21:03,619 --> 01:21:06,718 So you ready?. Let's do it. 1400 01:21:06,787 --> 01:21:09,918 Butyou can't seem to get enough 1401 01:21:09,986 --> 01:21:12,703 Let mylove open the door 1402 01:21:12,770 --> 01:21:15,586 Let my love open the door 1403 01:21:15,651 --> 01:21:17,822 Let me love open the door 1404 01:21:17,891 --> 01:21:21,187 To your heart Let my love open the door 1405 01:21:21,252 --> 01:21:23,936 Let my love open the door 1406 01:21:24,004 --> 01:21:25,466 Let my love open the door 1407 01:21:26,723 --> 01:21:29,570 Let my love open the door 1408 01:21:29,636 --> 01:21:32,483 When evehing feels all over 1409 01:21:32,547 --> 01:21:35,134 When everybody seems unkind 1410 01:21:35,204 --> 01:21:37,920 I'll give you a four-leafclover 1411 01:21:37,988 --> 01:21:40,704 Take all the worry out ofyour mind 1412 01:21:40,771 --> 01:21:43,455 Let my love open the door 1413 01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:46,209 Let my love open the door 1414 01:21:46,277 --> 01:21:48,732 Let my love open the door 1415 01:21:48,805 --> 01:21:51,653 To your heart Let my love open the door 1416 01:21:51,718 --> 01:21:54,718 To your heart Let my love open the door 1417 01:21:54,790 --> 01:21:57,473 Let my love open the door 1418 01:21:57,541 --> 01:22:00,957 Let my love open the door 1419 01:22:01,030 --> 01:22:03,582 I have the only key to your heart 1420 01:22:03,653 --> 01:22:06,043 I can stop you falling apart 1421 01:22:06,118 --> 01:22:08,802 Try today, you'll find this way 1422 01:22:08,870 --> 01:22:11,455 Come on and give me a chance to say 1423 01:22:11,526 --> 01:22:13,893 Let my love open the door 1424 01:22:13,958 --> 01:22:17,056 It's all I'm living for 1425 01:22:17,126 --> 01:22:19,844 Release yourselffrom misery 1426 01:22:19,911 --> 01:22:22,431 There 's only one thing gonna set you free 1427 01:22:22,502 --> 01:22:25,088 That's my love 1428 01:22:25,159 --> 01:22:27,810 That's my love 1429 01:22:27,879 --> 01:22:30,562 Let my love open the door 1430 01:22:30,630 --> 01:22:33,412 Let my love open the door 1431 01:22:33,478 --> 01:22:36,131 Let my love open the door 1432 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:39,549 Let my love open the door 1433 01:22:39,625 --> 01:22:41,992 When tragedy befalls you 1434 01:22:42,056 --> 01:22:44,838 Don't let it dragyou down 1435 01:22:44,904 --> 01:22:47,621 Love can cure your problem 1436 01:22:47,689 --> 01:22:50,339 You're so lucky I'm around 1437 01:22:50,408 --> 01:22:53,222 Let my love open the door 1438 01:22:53,288 --> 01:22:55,777 Let my love open the door 1439 01:22:55,849 --> 01:22:58,499 Let my love open the door 1440 01:22:58,569 --> 01:23:00,478 To your heart