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(GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SEAGULLS CAWING)

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(CAWING)

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(TUGBOAT TOOTING)

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(SHERIFF SNORING)

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(BEEPING)

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(SNORING)

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(DOOR SLAMS)
(GASPS)

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Oh…

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Afternoon, Mrs. Munson.
Afternoon, Sheriff.

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You know the Funthes boy?

12
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Um, Mackatee Funthes?

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MRS. MUNSON: No, no,
not him. Weemack.

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Mackatee's eldest.
Oh, yeah.

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I believe I do. Mmm-hmm. Well,
he's a good boy and all,

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but he done gone down to the Costco in
Pascagoula and got his self a blaster.

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What? And he been
playing that music.

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Well, if you want, you
know, I could… Loud.

19
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Well, I could go talk to him if you…
Left My Wallet in El Segundo.

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He left his wallet?
Hippity-hop music.

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You know, they calls it
hippity-hop music,

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but it don't make me want
to go hippity-hop. Mmm-mmm.

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Mmm…

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And Othar don't like
that music neither.

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It's been disturbin'
Othar then, has it?

26
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Well, how could it help but do?

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Left My Wallet in El Segundo.

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He left his…
Sheriff, do you know what

29
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they call colored folks
in them songs?

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Have you got any idea?

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No, ma'am, I don't think…
Niggas.

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Ooh.

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I don't even want to
say the word.

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Now, I won't say it twice,

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I can tell you that.

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I say it one time…
Yes, ma'am.

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…in the course of
swearin' down my complaint.

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Yes.
Niggas.

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Mmm. Mmm-mmm.

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Two thousand years after Jesus.

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Thirty years after
Martin Luther King.

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The age of Montel.
Mmm.

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Sweet Lord of mercy,
is that where we at?

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Weemack down to Pascagoula

45
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and gettin' his self
a big ol' thumpety stereo

46
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so he can listen to that trash.

47
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Sheriff, you got to
help that boy.

48
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You want me to help him?

49
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Extend that helpin' hand.

50
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Show an interest.

51
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Well, we're here to help.
Well, God bless you for that.

52
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You don't want to be tried
and found wantin'.

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No, ma'am.
No, many, many done

54
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tunkalow parzen, Sheriff.

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Many, many done tunkalow parzen.

56
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Many what, ma'am?

57
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You been tried
and found wantin'.

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You don't want that
writin' on the wall.

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Oh, no, ma'am.
Don't want that on the wall.

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Feast of Balthasar.

61
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Yeah, that sounds good.

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The apostle John said,

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"Behold, there's a stranger in
our midst, come to destroy us."

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Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.

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(GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(BELL DINGING)

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Aww…

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You need somethin'
to eat, angel?

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Othar, I went and complained
about Weemack today.

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Don't know if it'll
do any good. Mmm.

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That boy hangin' by a thread.

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Over the pit.

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Fiery pit.

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Left My Wallet in El Segundo.

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Oh! (CHUCKLES)

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Sixty-seven years of life.

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Forty-six years of marriage.

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You mean to tell me you never
once suffered from piles?

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Well, it's the human
condition. (CHUCKLES)

81
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Most humans, anyhow.

82
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Like that ballplayer said,

83
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"The world's got
two kind of folks.

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"Them that's got the piles and
them that's goin' get 'em."

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But you always was
healthy as an ox.

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Passed on 'fore
you could get the piles.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Oh, thank the Lord
you never was sick.

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Just want to pass away
nice and peaceful.

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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Go to sleep one night, wake up
in the glory land. (EXCLAIMS)

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(MEOWING)

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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(CHAIR CREAKING)

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(CAT MEOWING)
MRS. MUNSON: Pickles!

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Go fetch Pickles!

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Pickles?

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Oh, he's up that tree again.
You'd better shimmy on up.

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Well, I do apologize, madam,

100
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but won't the feline eventually
tire of his lonely perch

101
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and, pining for his
master's affection,

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return on his own initiative?

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The point being,

104
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must we actually
ascend the tree?

105
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Look, I don't want
no doubletalk.

106
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Now, if you not goin' fetch him,

107
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I guess I gotta call the police.

108
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Police? And they not
goin' be happy.

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Every time they have
to fetch him,

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they swear they'll
never do it no more.

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(INHALES) You don't need to
call the authorities, madam.

112
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I did this often as a child.

113
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I was a positive lemur.

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Here, kitty.

115
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Oh, don't upset him now.

116
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I wouldn't think of it, madam.

117
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Harmless little
Felis domesticus.

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(GRUNTS)

119
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Here, kitty.

120
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Come to G.H.
Come, come.

121
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(MEOWS) Here, kitty.
Here, kitty.

122
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(GRUNTS) Come, come, come.
No, no, no.

123
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That's not how
Sheriff Wyner do it.

124
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come, come, come.

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(HISSING)

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Come to the professor.

127
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Yes.

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(CREAKING)
(GRUNTS)

129
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Ah…

130
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Thank you, madam,
for your act of kindness.

131
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Well, you let him out.

132
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I certainly did and for that
I apologize no end.

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Allow me to present
myself, um, formally.

134
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Goldthwait Higginson Dorr,
Ph.D.

135
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Like Elmer?

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I beg your pardon, ma'am? Fudd.

137
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No, no. Ph.D.

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is a mark of academic attainment
bestowed, in my case,

139
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in recognition of my mastery of the
antique languages of Latin and Greek.

140
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I also hold a number of
other advanced degrees,

141
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including the baccalaureate
from a school in Paris, France,

142
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called the Sorbonne.

143
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Sore bone. (SCOFFS)

144
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Well, that fits.

145
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You ever study at
Bob Jones University?

146
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I have not had that privilege.

147
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Oh, that's a Bible school.

148
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Only the finest in the country.

149
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I send 'em $5 every month.
That is very generous…

150
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I'm on the mailin' list. I'm an angel.
Are you? Yes.

151
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Oh, they list my name
in the newsletter every issue.

152
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Do they? Oh, I got the
literature right over here.

153
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If you'd like to examine it…
Perhaps when my head has

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recovered from its buffeting.

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Mrs. Munson,
are you at all curious

156
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as to why I darkened your door,

157
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as the expression would have it,

158
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on this lovely, lovely
camellia-scented morn?

159
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Well, I was wonderin'
till you let Pickles out.

160
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I quite understand. Then
in all the excitement…

161
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The fact is, I saw the
sign in your window

162
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advertising a room to let?

163
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,812
And there are no other
such signs among the houses

164
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on this charming,
charming street.

165
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:09,984
Yeah, I got a room, $15 a week.

166
00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,069
I'm lookin' for a quiet tenant.

167
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:15,032
Madam, you are addressing
a man who is quiet…

168
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,786
And yet, not quiet.

169
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,205
If I may offer a riddle.

170
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:28,669
I am currently on sabbatical from
the institution where I teach,

171
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,630
the University of Mississippi
at Hattiesburg.

172
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,967
I am takin' a year off
to indulge my passion,

173
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and I do not believe
that is too strong a word,

174
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for the music of the Renaissance.
Mmm-hmm.

175
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,932
I perform in, and have
the honor of directing,

176
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a period-instrument ensemble

177
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:47,313
that performs at Renaissance
fairs and other cultural for a

178
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,858
throughout central
and southern Mississippi.

179
00:10:49,859 --> 00:10:54,821
We perform on the instruments for which
the music was originally composed.

180
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Now, wait a minute.
You got some kind of band?

181
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(CHUCKLES)

182
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:04,831
The word "band" would be, in this
context, something of a misnomer.

183
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:08,793
Though we do play together,
hence the word "ensemble,"

184
00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:11,755
the nature of the music
is such that,

185
00:11:11,756 --> 00:11:15,966
well, one would hesitate
to apply the epithet "band"

186
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,302
with connotations of
janglin' rhythms…

187
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,637
So, y'all ain't playin'
no hippity-hop?

188
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,889
I Left My Wallet in El Segundo.

189
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,891
Songs with the titles
spelled all funny?

190
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,769
(LAUGHS)
No, no, no.

191
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:28,646
We play music

192
00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:32,734
that has been composed
to the greater glory of God.

193
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,615
Devotional music.
Church music.

194
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,492
Gospel music?

195
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,912
Well, inspired by
the gospel, certainly.

196
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,415
The vintage, of course, is no
more recent than the Rococo.

197
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,251
Rococo, huh?

198
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:52,253
Well, I guess that'd be okay.

199
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:56,883
But I don't propose to inflict
our rehearsals on you.

200
00:11:56,884 --> 00:12:00,011
May I inquire,
do you have a root cellar?

201
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:02,806
(DOOR CREAKING)

202
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,766
DORR: Ah.

203
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:06,726
Yes.

204
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:10,397
Yes, yes.

205
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:13,859
This looks promising.

206
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,236
A little dank, ain't it?

207
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,865
Indeed. That only
improves the acoustics.

208
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,121
(VOCALIZING)

209
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,125
Marvelous.

210
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:32,627
Yes.

211
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,254
Ah.

212
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:39,967
Oh, these earthen walls are ideal
for baffling the higher registers

213
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,638
of the lute or sackbut.

214
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,474
(VOCALIZING)

215
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,269
That is why so much music
of the Cinquecento

216
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,479
was played in crypts
and catacombs.

217
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,940
This is ideal.

218
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,441
This is perfect. This is
more than perfect.

219
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,194
I can scarcely contain my glee.

220
00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,696
Oh, you containin' it okay.

221
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,574
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

222
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,826
You gotta peel
this shit out, man.

223
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,870
Sometimes it stick
to the bottom.

224
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,789
Man, this shit smells like rot.

225
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,959
You wouldn't even
believe this, man.

226
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,126
Even out here
on the casino floor,

227
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,588
you gonna find goddamn
mercy pads, Tucks.

228
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,798
I don't know what the fuck people
be doin' here while they gamblin'.

229
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:24,428
Man, I ain't peelin' no funky
shit with my human hands.

230
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,430
That ain't nothin' but a prescription
for diseases and viruses

231
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,182
and shit attackin'
your fuckin' insides.

232
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,476
Oh, well, shit, you gotta do it 'cause Mr.
Gudge checks everything.

233
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,394
Now, this tunnel leads
back onto the land

234
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,688
for all the people
that work for Mannex.

235
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,775
Mannex Corporation. They own the
Bandit Queen, three other boats.

236
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:40,361
Now, this is where they think all
their corporate shit, Gudge and them.

237
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,196
I mean, the light's
as ugly as all hell,

238
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,448
but, shit, ain't as many Tucks.

239
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:45,951
(KNOCKING)

240
00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:47,660
Let me in, motherfucker.

241
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,995
MAN: What's the password?

242
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,205
Kiss my ass.

243
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,123
(DOOR CLANGS)

244
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,042
(LAUGHING)

245
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,921
Now, this is where
they count the dough.

246
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,214
Now, if you try to
take any of it,

247
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,840
Elron over there'll
shoot yo' ass.

248
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,593
God damn.
(LAUGHING)

249
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,971
Dawg, this is a motherfuckin'
pigsty, man.

250
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,099
You are a squeakyass,
motherfuckin' pig.

251
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,851
Man, look at your ass. You got
Cocoa Krispies on your uniform.

252
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,312
Got breakfast there, and you
still eatin' goddamn lunch, man.

253
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,897
I swear to God,
if that ass was nickels,

254
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,983
you'd be a motherfuckin'
millionaire.

255
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:21,777
Spread out, boy. Look at you.
You a disgraceful fucker.

256
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,073
You is a fat motherfucker, man.
I swear…

257
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,448
Hey, Mr. Gudge.

258
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,242
How you doin' this mornin'?
I'm doin' fine.

259
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:31,120
All right.
So, how's the new man?

260
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,664
Oh, shit, he a cleanin'
motherfucker, man.

261
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,249
Is that a fact?

262
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,084
What's up, my nigga?

263
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,882
(EXPLOSIONS)

264
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,555
DIRECTOR: Cut!
Cut, cut, cut.

265
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,391
God damn it, his canteen fell off.
Props!

266
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,475
(SIGHS)

267
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,227
The goddamn thing's
canteen fell off.

268
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,730
PANCAKE: Okay,
we're prepared for that.

269
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,399
Mountain, put Otto
into the apparatus.

270
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,069
(DOG PANTING)

271
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,114
What the hell is this?

272
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,867
World War I vintage gas mask.

273
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:12,995
It's authentic. Strapped on, of
course, so it can't fall off.

274
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,748
Now, the animal is free
to be as active as he wants.

275
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,500
It doesn't inhibit his
movement in any way,

276
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,087
and I think it really sells
the whole doughboy thing.

277
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:21,921
(STUTTERS) It looks
like a fucking joke.

278
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,464
Uh, you're absolutely right.

279
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,966
The gas mask is
a whimsical concept.

280
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,135
How the hell does it eat when it
gets to the Nibbles Ready-to-Eat?

281
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,054
Well, you're absolutely right.

282
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,388
Don't let the clients see this.
Or that Humane fucker.

283
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,848
PANCAKE: No, of course not.

284
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,558
They'll just shut the
fuckin' spot down, Pancake.

285
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,684
They'll shut the fuckin'
spot down, okay?

286
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:36,644
Put the goddamn canteen
back on the dog.

287
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:37,853
That says he's a soldier.

288
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,730
Dented tin canteen.

289
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,107
All right? Strap it
to his fucking collar.

290
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,941
Easiest thing in the world.

291
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,486
I just thought…
What?

292
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,279
But you're right,
a canteen's much better.

293
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,032
Good concept.
Let's go with that.

294
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:50,575
(DOG GASPING)

295
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,038
What's he doing?
PANCAKE: Well, he's…

296
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,706
Just breathe normally, Otto.

297
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,083
The fucking dog can't breathe.

298
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,919
Oh, no, he can breathe.
That thing is…

299
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,505
Just breathe normally, Otto.
The fuckin' dog can't breathe.

300
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,382
The fuckin' dog cannot breathe.

301
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,342
Okay? Get the… Get that
fuckin' thing off of him.

302
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,552
Of course, easiest
thing in the world.

303
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:11,804
I don't have my Leatherman.

304
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,097
Mountain, give me your
Leatherman. Chop, chop.

305
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,432
Chitra, make sure that Humane fucker
doesn't come over here, okay?

306
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,060
Distract him. He'll shit if he sees this.
There we go.

307
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,354
Mountain, have electric
run me a stinger.

308
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,189
Don't give up on me, Otto.

309
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,192
Mountain, I need two live leads.

310
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,402
But, Garth, the gennie's 100 yards away.
God damn it.

311
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,362
Otto's gonna have irreversible
brain damage in about 30 seconds.

312
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,074
Here we go.
Okay, kiss of life.

313
00:16:31,075 --> 00:16:32,241
Otto is fuckin' dead.

314
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:32,992
What the fuck are you doing?

315
00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:35,370
Otto is fuckin' dead!

316
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:42,084
PLAYER: Set.
320. 320. Hut.

317
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,545
(GRUNTING)

318
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,839
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

319
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,927
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)

320
00:16:57,058 --> 00:17:00,686
I-left. 90-tiger, X-slant.
On one. Ready?

321
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,812
Break.

322
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,021
Hut.

323
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,232
(GRUNTING)

324
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,033
Split left.
68, Z-go.

325
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,535
You the man.

326
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,412
Hey, butthead.
LUMP: Huh?

327
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,249
You the man.
LUMP: Me the man?

328
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,500
On one. Ready?
ALL: Break.

329
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:27,671
PLAYER: 390. 390. Hut.
(CROWD CHEERING)

330
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,715
(GRUNTING)

331
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,473
(CLINK)

332
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,349
(GRUNTING)

333
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,650
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

334
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,986
LUMP: Oh, no.

335
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:54,281
Hudson, get your
ass off the field!

336
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,159
Get your ass off the field!

337
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,743
God damn it.

338
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,912
Hudson, get your ass
out of my game!

339
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,290
You couldn't catch a cold.

340
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,374
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

341
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,266
(DOOR BEEPS)

342
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,309
(GUNS COCKING)

343
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,269
A'ight, dragon lady,
we want that fuckin' money.

344
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,272
We want that donut money.

345
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,273
(SPEAKING CANTONESE)

346
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,947
Okay, papa-san,
we want that donut money.

347
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,865
We ain't fuckin' around,
Mr. Hi-Ho.

348
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,243
Look, this fuckin' thing,
it ain't that complicated.

349
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,285
You give us
all the fuckin' money,

350
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,537
you won't get shot in the head.

351
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,290
A'ight? You got
three seconds.

352
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,502
You… You got three
fucking seconds, a'ight?

353
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:49,920
One, two, three.
You understand?

354
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,255
We want that donut money.

355
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,216
I'm gonna count uno,
and two and…

356
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:54,759
(CHOKING)
(GRUNTS)

357
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,308
His fingers are way
the fuck up my nose.

358
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:08,146
Get your fingers
out my man's nose!

359
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,147
(SPEAKS CANTONESE)
(DOOR BEEPS)

360
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,440
Coffee?

361
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,859
(GLASS SHATTERS)
(GROANING)

362
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,781
(CRYING)

363
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,291
<i>♪ Let it shine on ♪
♪ All night ♪</i>

364
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,253
<i>♪ Let it shine on ♪
♪ Come on, now, let your ♪</i>

365
00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,170
<i>♪ Light from the lighthouse ♪</i>

366
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,257
<i>♪ Let it shine on me ♪
♪ Shine on me ♪</i>

367
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:36,217
<i>♪ Oh, let it ♪
♪ Shine on ♪</i>

368
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,510
<i>♪ All night, let it ♪
♪ Shine on ♪</i>

369
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,388
<i>♪ I need you to let your ♪
♪ light from the lighthouse ♪</i>

370
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,473
<i>♪ Let it shine on me ♪</i>

371
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,226
<i>♪ Let it shine on me ♪
♪ Shine on ♪</i>

372
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,812
<i>♪ Let it shine on me ♪
♪ Shine on ♪</i>

373
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,480
<i>♪ Let it shine on me ♪
♪ Shine on ♪</i>

374
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,317
<i>♪ You got to let it ♪
♪ Shine on me Shine on ♪</i>

375
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,319
<i>♪ When you're walkin' in darkness ♪
♪ Shine on ♪</i>

376
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,946
<i>♪ You gotta let it shine ♪
♪ Shine on ♪</i>

377
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:02,200
<i>♪ If you want to see the light ♪
♪ You gotta let it shine ♪</i>

378
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,202
<i>♪ You've got to ♪
♪ Let it shine ♪</i>

379
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,205
<i>♪ You've got to ♪
♪ Let it shine ♪</i>

380
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,501
<i>♪ Come on, shine, yes ♪
♪ Come on, shine ♪</i>

381
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,462
<i>♪ Come on, shine ♪</i>

382
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,049
<i>♪ You've got to come on ♪
♪ And let it shine ♪</i>

383
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,512
<i>♪ Yeah, help me ♪
♪ Let it shine ♪</i>

384
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,807
<i>♪ Let it shine ♪</i>

385
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,018
<i>♪ Shine ♪</i>

386
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,855
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

387
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,441
<i>♪ Hey, let it shine ♪
♪ Shine on ♪</i>

388
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,318
<i>♪ Let it shine ♪
♪ Shine on ♪</i>

389
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:39,071
<i>♪ Let it shine ♪
♪ Shine on ♪</i>

390
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,406
<i>♪ Let the light ♪
♪ From the lighthouse ♪</i>

391
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,825
<i>♪ Shine ♪</i>

392
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,327
<i>♪ On ♪</i>

393
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,662
<i>♪ Me ♪</i>

394
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,288
<i>♪ Let it shine on me ♪</i>

395
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,334
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

396
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:52,669
(APPLAUSE)

397
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,881
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

398
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,685
I know you all remember

399
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:12,312
that when Moses
came down the mountain

400
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,564
carrying the word of God.

401
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:17,526
Come down that Sinai peak,

402
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,111
he caught them
Israelites red-handed.

403
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,278
ALL: Yes.

404
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,863
What'd he catch 'em doin'?

405
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,700
He caught 'em worshippin'

406
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,493
a golden calf.

407
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:30,288
He caught 'em worshippin'
a false god.

408
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:34,418
He caught them
Israelites in decline.

409
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,002
In decline.

410
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,505
What did Moses do
when he saw those

411
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,049
declinin', backslidin',
never-mindin' sinners?

412
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,009
What did he do?
What did he do?

413
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,555
Moses smote those sinners
in his wrath. Yes, he did.

414
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:49,099
Y'all know what "smote" is?

415
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,434
(MUTTERING)

416
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,436
I smite, you smite,
he smites, we done smote.

417
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,229
(ALL EXCLAIM)

418
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,024
To smite is to go
upside the head.

419
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:02,488
Because sometimes, brothers and
sisters, that's the only way.

420
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,614
The only way.

421
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:09,537
To smite is to remind
we got to stop that decline

422
00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:13,039
and scramble back up to the
face of the Almighty God.

423
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,791
Amen.

424
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,627
Instead of worshippin'
that golden calf,

425
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:20,714
that earthly trash on
that garbage island.

426
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:22,883
That garbage island
in the shadowland.

427
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,927
(VOCALIZING) Way…
(ALL CHEER)

428
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,807
Way outside the kingdom of God.

429
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:34,019
That garbage island,
where scavenger birds feast

430
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:37,231
on the bones of
the backslidin' damned.

431
00:22:39,443 --> 00:22:42,571
And so, let us pray.

432
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:46,991
(MRS. MUNSON HUMMING)

433
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:50,953
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

434
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,040
My dear lady,

435
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,544
I do so hope this is not an inopportune
time for our first practice.

436
00:22:58,545 --> 00:22:59,462
Somebody die?

437
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,463
DORR: I beg your pardon?

438
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:03,424
Oh! (LAUGHS)

439
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:06,051
No, no, no.
No, I'm not bereaved.

440
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,011
Though it is so kind
of you to inquire.

441
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:11,014
The hearse is simply a vehicle

442
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:14,059
commodious enough to accommodate
all the members of our ensemble.

443
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,936
And, of course, our instruments,

444
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:18,397
contrived in an age
ignorant of miniaturization.

445
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:22,734
Allow me to introduce my
friends, my colleagues,

446
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,236
these devoted and
passionate musicians…

447
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,279
Ain't no smokin' in this house.

448
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:27,448
Oh?

449
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:28,783
Sorry.

450
00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:32,328
(STRUMMING AND TOOTING)

451
00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:45,967
(STRUMMING)

452
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,638
What do you think, General?

453
00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:51,639
Present any problems?

454
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,683
(BLOWING SACKBUT)

455
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,562
(SOFTLY) Good, then.

456
00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:02,775
Gentlemen, why don't we crowd
around and go over the plan?

457
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:06,903
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

458
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:10,782
Gentlemen, this is
the Bandit Queen.

459
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,617
The gambling den.
Cash cow.

460
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,119
Sodom of the Mississippi Delta

461
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,955
and the focus of our
little exercise.

462
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,999
Here is Orchard Street.

463
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,418
Here is the residence
of Marva Munson,

464
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:24,087
the charming lady whom
you all met moments ago.

465
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,423
Gentlemen, I'm sure
you're all aware

466
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:29,593
that the solons of the state of
Mississippi, to wit, its legislature,

467
00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:32,470
have decreed that no gaming
establishment shall be erected

468
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,515
within its borders
upon dry land.

469
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:37,518
They may, however,
legally float.

470
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,311
While the gambling activity

471
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:40,979
is restricted to
these riverboats,

472
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,315
no such restrictions apply
to the functions ancillary

473
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,233
to this cash-besotted business.

474
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,695
The casino's offices,
locker rooms,

475
00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:51,615
facilities to cook and clean, and,
most importantly, its counting houses.

476
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:56,537
The reinforced, secret, super-secure
repositories of the lucre

477
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:59,289
may all be situated wherever.

478
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,790
(INHALES DEEPLY)

479
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:04,003
Gawain, where is "wherever"?

480
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:05,338
Say what?

481
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,925
Where's the money?
Oh…

482
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:10,884
Okay, look.

483
00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:12,677
At the end of every shift,

484
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,262
the pit boss brings
the cash down

485
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,973
to the hold of the ship
in a locked cashbox,

486
00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:19,393
then once a day all the cash is
moved down to the countin' room.

487
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,523
And where is the counting room?

488
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,858
Well…

489
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:30,153
It be right there in that
square where you pointin'.

490
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:33,699
And what, to flog a
horse that if not dead

491
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,284
is at this point in mortal
danger of expiring,

492
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,037
does this little
square represent?

493
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,583
Offices.
Underground.

494
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:45,210
Hah! Underground.

495
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,253
Mmm…

496
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,422
Underground.

497
00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:52,133
During the casino's
hours of operation,

498
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:55,261
the door to this counting room
is fiercely guarded.

499
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,263
The door itself is of
redoubtable Pittsburgh steel.

500
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,890
When the casino closes,

501
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,184
this entire underground
complex is locked up,

502
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:04,146
and the armed guard retreats
to the casino's main entrance.

503
00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:08,734
There, then, far from the guard,

504
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,360
reposes the money,

505
00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:13,197
behind a five-inch-thick
steel portal, yes.

506
00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:17,242
But the walls, gentlemen,

507
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:21,496
the walls are but
humble masonry.

508
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:26,543
Behind which is only the soft, loamy
soil deposited over centuries

509
00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:28,253
by the old man,

510
00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,921
the meanderin' Mississippi,

511
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,215
as it fanned its way
back and forth

512
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:35,094
across the great alluvial
plain, leaving earth.

513
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,056
This earth.

514
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:45,895
The General here, whose
curriculum vitae comprehends

515
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:49,607
massive tunnelin' experience through the
soil of his native French Indochina,

516
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,069
shall be directin' our little
old tunnelin' operation.

517
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:55,488
Garth Pancake,
though a master of none,

518
00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:59,826
is a jack of all those trades
corollary to our aim.

519
00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:02,328
He will be doin' such
fabricatin' and demolition work

520
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,080
as our little caper
shall require.

521
00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:05,749
Happy to be on board.

522
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:09,044
Gawain is our proverbial
"inside man."

523
00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:11,421
He has managed to secure himself

524
00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:13,798
a berth on the custodial staff
of the Bandit Queen.

525
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,633
Damn, skippy.

526
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,928
And this brings us to Lump.

527
00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,722
To look at Lump,
you might wonder

528
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,391
what specialized expertise

529
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:27,688
could he possibly offer our merry
little old band of miscreants.

530
00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:32,525
Well, gentlemen, in a project
of such risks, it is imperative

531
00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:36,029
to enlist the services of a hooligan,
a goon, an ape, a physical brute.

532
00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:38,490
Someone who will be
our security,

533
00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:42,786
our battering ram,
our blunt instrument.

534
00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:46,039
And, on our behalf, I wish him
a warm Mississippi welcome.

535
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,708
Fuckin' A.
Wassup, my nigga?

536
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:49,502
Well, gentlemen, here you are.

537
00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:53,880
Men of different backgrounds
and differing talents.

538
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:56,132
Men with, in fact,
but two things in common.

539
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:59,552
One, you all saw fit to answer my
advertisement in the Memphis Scimitar,

540
00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:01,304
and, two, you're all going
to be, in consequence,

541
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,932
very, very, incredibly rich.

542
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:07,435
(INHALES SHARPLY) Let us revel
in our adventure, gentlemen.

543
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:10,980
(BREATHLESSLY) Let us make
beautiful music together,

544
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:13,442
and, by all means, let us
keep this to ourselves.

545
00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:16,694
What we say in this root cellar,

546
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,072
let it stay in this root cellar.

547
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:20,866
There's no "I" in "team."

548
00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:25,871
(GRUNTS)

549
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,965
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

550
00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:17,524
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

551
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:19,860
(WHISTLES)

552
00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:29,578
(DOOR CREAKING)

553
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:38,545
(MUSIC STOPS)

554
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:45,385
It's okay, don't stop on account of me.
(CHUCKLES)

555
00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:47,845
No. No, no, no, no.
Not at all, madam.

556
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,306
Not at all. We were about
to take a break anyway.

557
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:52,517
The glissandi on this
particular piece

558
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,937
are technically very,
very demanding,

559
00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:58,648
and I'm sure we would all
welcome a moment of R and R.

560
00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:01,734
Well, I just thought
maybe you'd like to see…

561
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:02,902
What have you
gotten into, honey?

562
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,321
Why you sweatin' like that?

563
00:31:04,947 --> 00:31:06,865
Uh… Uh…

564
00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,492
(STAMMERING)

565
00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:11,954
(STUTTERS) 'Cause, 'cause…
That boy right there?

566
00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:15,248
He plays one bitch barrel
full of a sackbut.

567
00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:16,374
Ain't that right, Lump?

568
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,793
I'm tellin' you, he can tear it up.
Right, Lump?

569
00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:21,587
Ain't nobody play the sackbut
like Lump right there.

570
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,880
He… (EXCLAIMS)

571
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,716
Don't be shy, Lump.
Don't be shy.

572
00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:26,843
Lump, that boy, he go at
it like it was some pussy.

573
00:31:26,844 --> 00:31:28,177
Ah…

574
00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:30,013
Oh, shit!
Mind your mouth.

575
00:31:30,014 --> 00:31:32,515
This is a Christian house, boy.

576
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:35,226
No hippity-hop language in here.

577
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,270
Sometime it's the only way.

578
00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:38,479
Now listen,
you ain't gonna hit me…

579
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,733
I'm tryin' to help you,
boy, better yourself.

580
00:31:41,734 --> 00:31:43,276
(CLATTERING)

581
00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:45,695
And so you should, madam.
So you should.

582
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:49,532
Gawain is so far transported

583
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:52,953
by his love of the music of
the early Renaissance…

584
00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:55,788
Don't make me no never mind,
he transported.

585
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,915
I understand.
You been smokin'?

586
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:01,044
Oh, certainly not, ma'am. I
understand your indignation, ma'am.

587
00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:03,130
And I was offering an
explanation, not an excuse.

588
00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:03,922
I myself am…
Hey, hey, hey,

589
00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,132
don't be explainin' me, dawg.

590
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,718
You can't read my
motherfuckin' mind, man.

591
00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:12,263
You might got yo' Ph.D.,
but I got my GED.

592
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,557
Yes.
Nigga.

593
00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:16,518
A fiery lad.

594
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,814
But then, youth is fiery.

595
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,441
A fact often remarked upon

596
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,153
by the poets
of the Romantic era.

597
00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:29,155
My youth, I was in church.
I wasn't walkin' around fiery.

598
00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,657
Youth ain't no
excuse for nothin'.

599
00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,079
Anyhow, I just came
to show you the fife.

600
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:37,998
Othar's fife.

601
00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,124
Burned his own.

602
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:43,586
I thought maybe, you bein' a man
of music, you'd be interested.

603
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,630
Oh, indeed I am.

604
00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,384
Cut it his self and
burned his holes.

605
00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:52,512
Oh… The Israelites
called it a khalil.

606
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,722
Yeah, you can read
all about it in the Bible.

607
00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:56,642
Ain't nothin' new under the sun.
(CHUCKLES)

608
00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:58,394
Indeed not.

609
00:33:02,106 --> 00:33:03,147
(SIGHS)

610
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,400
Gone these 20 years.

611
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,529
He was some kind of man.

612
00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:17,538
Blowed the khalil.

613
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:28,215
I don't suppose Othar
ever turned his hand…

614
00:33:28,216 --> 00:33:30,133
(LAUGHS)

615
00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:33,720
Or turned his lip
to blowing the shofar?

616
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:43,020
The ceremonial ram's horn sounded
by the priests of the Hebrews.

617
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,648
Now, I don't know
nothin' about that.

618
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:49,236
Othar never blowed no shofar.

619
00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:51,654
Of course not. Not to the
extent of my knowledge.

620
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,866
The khalil was good enough
for my Othar.

621
00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:58,620
He was some kind of man.

622
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,750
MRS. MUNSON:
Some kind of man.

623
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,335
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

624
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:08,129
GAWAIN: Oh, God damn.

625
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,090
Come on, girl, let me
get one little peek.

626
00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:12,217
Don't be cruel. Come on,
just one butt cheek.

627
00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:13,802
Pull that ass out and make it clap.
(CHUCKLES)

628
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,764
Ah, just 'cause I'm dressed like a
janitor, don't mean you gotta do me dirty.

629
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,349
This motherfucker's the jackpot.

630
00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:21,767
Come on, girl.

631
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,144
Come over here and
blow on these dice.

632
00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:24,437
You know, I'm a seven
on the roll now,

633
00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:25,605
but I'm a 10 the hard way,

634
00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:26,732
and I ain't just talkin' crap.

635
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:34,655
Mr. Gudge, she had a ass
that could pull a bus.

636
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:37,950
I mean, Gudge, it was more than
an ass, it was literature.

637
00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:40,077
Yeah, I don't care
how big her ass was,

638
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,871
MacSam, you're fired.

639
00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:43,248
You say what?

640
00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:46,292
There is no fraternizing with
customers on the Bandit Queen.

641
00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,419
Clean out your locker.
But, Mr. Gudge, I wasn't…

642
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,421
I said get outta here.
You're fired.

643
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:53,466
You can't fire me.
I'll sue your ass.

644
00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:55,551
Sue me? For what?

645
00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,929
For fuckin' punitive
damages, man.

646
00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:59,430
Punitive damages.
Yeah.

647
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,557
Punitive damages.
You goddamn skippy.

648
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,270
(CHUCKLES) Punitive damages. Yeah, I
see why you firin' me, Mr. Gudge.

649
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,104
Yeah, it's simple and plain.

650
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,148
You firin' me 'cause I'm black.

651
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:15,280
MacSam, everybody on the
custodial staff is black.

652
00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:17,114
Your replacement
is gonna be black.

653
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,243
His replacement, no doubt,
will be black.

654
00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:23,913
Well, the fuckin' judge is
goin' be black, motherfucker.

655
00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:26,832
And you? You gonna stand
tall before the man.

656
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,709
Oh? And your replacement's
gonna be black.

657
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:30,170
Motherfucker.
Thank you.

658
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,007
DORR: Oh, my.

659
00:35:35,343 --> 00:35:36,968
Oh, my, my, my, my, my.

660
00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:39,887
This is a severe setback.
I am distraught.

661
00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:40,681
I'm more than distraught.

662
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,350
I am devastated.

663
00:35:43,351 --> 00:35:44,850
I'm beside myself.

664
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:47,312
I'm at a positive
loss for words.

665
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,021
You still talkin' okay, though.

666
00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:50,690
Have you all decided?

667
00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:54,277
Madam, we must have waffles.

668
00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:56,028
We must all have
waffles forthwith.

669
00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:58,447
We must all think.
We must all have waffles

670
00:35:58,448 --> 00:35:59,782
and think,
each and every one of us,

671
00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:02,034
to the very best of his ability.

672
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:05,204
Perhaps if you apologized to
the man and gave him flowers.

673
00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:07,873
Or perhaps a fruit basket

674
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:11,294
with a card depicting a misty seascape
and inscribed with a sentiment.

675
00:36:11,295 --> 00:36:13,296
I ain't apologizing
to that motherfucker.

676
00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:15,214
He fired me 'cause I'm black.

677
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:18,342
He can't do that. You could sue him.
Open and shut case.

678
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,595
Fuckin' A. Surely, a
chocolate assortment

679
00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:24,015
has been known to melt the heart
of even the hardest misanthrope.

680
00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:26,559
That man ain't rollin' over
for no fucking candy bar.

681
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,228
Uh, we've had a bit of a setback
on the tunneling front, too.

682
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:31,272
We've run into
a pretty large rock.

683
00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:32,190
GENERAL: Rock.

684
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,237
Very bad.
Very bad.

685
00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:38,739
Oh, my.

686
00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:44,370
Seems that the poet was right.

687
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,789
Troubles never singly come.

688
00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:50,791
Oh, no, we can get through the rock.
No worries there.

689
00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:53,127
Easiest thing in the world. Why,
we just blow right through it.

690
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,545
I got a pyro license.

691
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,714
Just bore a hole in the rock

692
00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,549
and pack in a little plastique.

693
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,551
Igneous blows pretty good.

694
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,429
And then we just…
Hello, Garth.

695
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:04,513
Am I ordering the primer cord?
PANCAKE: Yes, Mountain.

696
00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,600
We were just talking about
that, and some plastique.

697
00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:09,311
What the fuck is this?

698
00:37:09,312 --> 00:37:11,396
Oh, this is Mountain Girl.

699
00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:14,523
Mountain is my right hand. She
helps me out with ordnance.

700
00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:16,902
Helps me with damn near everything.
Hey.

701
00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:21,281
You brought yo' bitch
to the Waffle Hut?

702
00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:22,448
(DORR CLEARS THROAT)

703
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:26,369
I must confess myself
to be puzzled as well.

704
00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,580
I thought it was understood that when
it came to our little enterprise,

705
00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:32,291
"mum" was the word.

706
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:35,252
Of course, I understand that,
but this is Mountain Girl.

707
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,464
I don't keep secrets
from Mountain.

708
00:37:37,465 --> 00:37:39,383
That's not how you maintain a
loving, caring relationship.

709
00:37:40,676 --> 00:37:44,429
You brought your bitch
to the Waffle Hut.

710
00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:48,974
The man brought his bitch
to the Waffle Hut.

711
00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,851
All right, look, you,
I will thank you

712
00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,478
to stop referring
to Mountain that way.

713
00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:54,397
She is the other
half of my life.

714
00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:56,607
Everybody lookin' at me
like I'm some kind of fuck-up

715
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:59,193
for losin' a sorry-ass job,

716
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:02,863
and this motherfucker
brings his bitch

717
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,865
to the motherfucking Waffle Hut.

718
00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:07,034
Son of a bitch punk.
Shut your goddamn mouth.

719
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:08,661
You better raise the fuck up, fucker.
(MOUNTAIN SCREAMS)

720
00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:10,037
Gentlemen, please.
Back the fuck up.

721
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:11,455
You gonna back that
shit the fuck up.

722
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:14,166
DORR: Gentlemen, please.
What? What?

723
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:16,544
Please, gentlemen,
this behavior does you

724
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:18,754
no credit in the eyes
of your colleagues,

725
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:21,633
nor in those of the other
patrons of this Waffle Hut.

726
00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:24,552
PANCAKE: Punk.

727
00:38:24,553 --> 00:38:28,222
Oh, look at this. I got blueberry
syrup on my safari jacket.

728
00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:32,184
Gentlemen, I propose that we
consider the matter of this woman,

729
00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:34,062
Mountain Water…
Mountain Girl.

730
00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:36,856
I'm so very sorry.

731
00:38:36,857 --> 00:38:39,525
I propose that we consider
this matter closed.

732
00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:42,236
And we shall choose to trust her

733
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:44,780
since we have no choice,

734
00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:48,117
and since she shall share only in Mr.
Pancake's portion of the booty.

735
00:38:48,118 --> 00:38:50,619
Of course. Wouldn't
have it any other way.

736
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,204
Yeah, you damn right you won't.

737
00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:54,541
Up yours, punk. Oh, fuck
you and the Swiss Miss.

738
00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:56,000
The matter of disposing

739
00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:58,420
of our igneous impediment is also…
Coach… Coach…

740
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:02,631
Coach, I…
Closed. Settled.

741
00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:06,136
That leaves us only with the question
of Gawain retrieving his job.

742
00:39:07,471 --> 00:39:09,680
Coach, I…
Yes, Lump?

743
00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,391
Couldn't we just bribe the guy?

744
00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:15,687
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

745
00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:32,954
You are a readin' fool,
aren't you, Mr. Dorr?

746
00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:38,709
Yes, I must confess.

747
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,045
I often find myself more at
home in these ancient volumes

748
00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,715
than I do in the hustle-bustle
of the modern world.

749
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:49,136
To me, paradoxically,

750
00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:51,555
the literature of the
so-called "dead tongues"

751
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,767
holds more currency than
this morning's newspaper.

752
00:39:55,685 --> 00:40:00,440
In these books,
in these volumes,

753
00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:03,777
there is the accumulated wisdom
of mankind, which succors me

754
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:08,323
when the day is hard and
the night lonely and long.

755
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:12,619
Hmm.

756
00:40:13,621 --> 00:40:14,788
The wisdom of mankind, huh?

757
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,332
What about the wisdom
of the Lord?

758
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:21,086
Oh, yes, yes,
the good book, mmm.

759
00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:25,881
I have found
reward in its pages.

760
00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:30,512
But, to me, there are
other good books as well.

761
00:40:33,516 --> 00:40:38,562
Heavy volumes of antiquity freighted
with the insights of man's glorious age.

762
00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:42,190
And then, of course,

763
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:50,239
I just love, love, love the works of Mr.
Edgar Allan Poe.

764
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,325
Oh, I know who he was,
kind of spooky.

765
00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:54,703
No, madam, no, no.

766
00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:57,330
Not of this world, it's true.

767
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,209
He… (EXHALES)
He lived in a dream.

768
00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:04,170
An ancient dream.

769
00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:09,009
"Helen

770
00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:14,139
"thy beauty is to me

771
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,185
"Like those Nicean barks of yore

772
00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:24,983
"That gently, o'er
a perfumed sea

773
00:41:26,318 --> 00:41:30,237
"The weary wayworn wanderer bore

774
00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:33,283
"To his own
native shore."

775
00:41:39,623 --> 00:41:40,665
Who was Helen?

776
00:41:42,585 --> 00:41:43,751
Some kind of whore of Babylon?

777
00:41:43,752 --> 00:41:45,211
One doesn't know who Helen was.

778
00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:51,426
But I picture her
as being very, very…

779
00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:54,763
Extremely

780
00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:57,933
pale.

781
00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:07,400
Mrs. Munson,
I have been trying

782
00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:13,822
to figure out some way of
expressin' my gratitude to you

783
00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:18,536
for takin' in this (LAUGHS)
weary, wayworn wanderer.

784
00:42:20,956 --> 00:42:22,873
It's just a little old present.

785
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,042
Why, it's hardly
anything at all.

786
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:29,797
Oh, why, Mr. Dorr.
You are a gallant man.

787
00:42:29,798 --> 00:42:32,007
Oh, madam, I blush,
I melt. No.

788
00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:34,134
I just happened to hear of this
gospel concert tomorrow night,

789
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,428
the Mighty,
Mighty Clouds of Joy,

790
00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:39,181
and I thought you and a friend
from church perhaps would…

791
00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:40,808
Yes, I have a widow lady friend.

792
00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:43,102
The concert is up in Memphis,

793
00:42:43,103 --> 00:42:46,605
so I have arranged a car service
to transport you thither.

794
00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:47,774
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Ah…

795
00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:52,654
MRS. MUNSON: Why, Sheriff Wyner.
How you doin'?

796
00:42:52,655 --> 00:42:54,488
Good evenin',
Mrs. Munson.

797
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:55,823
I just stopped by here
to let you know

798
00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:57,700
I did have a talk with Weemack,

799
00:42:57,701 --> 00:43:00,577
and he told me he's gonna
comply with your request

800
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,246
in keepin' that music
down and neighborly.

801
00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:04,164
So, you just go and have
yourself a pleasant evenin'.

802
00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:06,793
Wait a minute. I got somebody
that I want you to meet.

803
00:43:06,794 --> 00:43:08,961
Ma'am, you know what?
I'm a little pressed for time.

804
00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:10,921
(CHUCKLES) You got a gang of
bank robbers you're chasin'?

805
00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,298
Come on in here and say hello.

806
00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:15,427
Yeah, we were havin' tea and…

807
00:43:24,144 --> 00:43:27,647
Bussed his own dishes. You
can always tell a gentleman.

808
00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:28,981
Somebody was in here, ma'am?

809
00:43:28,982 --> 00:43:30,649
Yeah, with me and Othar.

810
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,901
Well, you know what? Maybe
I'll catch him the next time.

811
00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:35,529
Uh, come on up to his room
with me and say hello.

812
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:37,699
Mrs. Munson, I got a family. My
wife got dinner on the table.

813
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:38,741
I really have to be goin'.

814
00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:39,993
(DOOR CREAKING)

815
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,540
Oh, my, he is neat.

816
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,751
Yes, ma'am, he very neat.

817
00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:51,379
He probably went down to the
cellar to play with his friends.

818
00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:54,674
Ma'am, I really
got to be goin' now.

819
00:43:56,593 --> 00:43:59,220
What… Ma'am, I really
need to be gettin' back.

820
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,141
Mrs. Munson, don't…
You don't have to…

821
00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:05,685
Mrs. Munson?
(LAUGHS)

822
00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:09,271
Why, Professor.

823
00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:12,692
What in the world are you
doin' havin' tea down there?

824
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,154
SHERIFF: Mrs. Munson?
Oh, Lord Jesus.

825
00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:28,457
Mrs. Munson?
Land of Goshen, child.

826
00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:30,877
Come on out from under there.

827
00:44:30,878 --> 00:44:33,338
Mrs. Munson, my pager just went off.
I got to go.

828
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:36,007
I'll meet you and
your friend later.

829
00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:43,890
That was refreshing.

830
00:44:43,891 --> 00:44:45,307
SHERIFF: Y'all have
a good evenin' now.

831
00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:47,810
As you know, we academics are
inordinately fond of wedgin' ourselves

832
00:44:47,811 --> 00:44:49,937
into confined spaces.

833
00:44:49,938 --> 00:44:51,897
At Yale, the students

834
00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:53,733
will see how many
of their number

835
00:44:53,734 --> 00:44:55,943
they can enclose in
a telephone booth.

836
00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:57,237
At Harvard, a broom closet.

837
00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:59,489
Hope I didn't spill my tea.

838
00:45:01,116 --> 00:45:02,367
Well, what the hell is this?

839
00:45:04,953 --> 00:45:07,539
I guess it's just
my way of sayin'…

840
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:11,459
Well, God damn it,
Mr. Gudge.

841
00:45:12,961 --> 00:45:14,336
Look here, I…

842
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:16,547
I don't know what it's like
walkin' in your shoes.

843
00:45:16,548 --> 00:45:19,926
You know, with you bein'
a tight-ass and all.

844
00:45:19,927 --> 00:45:22,636
And I'm pretty sure you don't know
what it's like walkin' in my shoes.

845
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:25,681
See, Mr. Gudge, there's
the custodian, right?

846
00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:27,851
And then there's the man
inside the custodian.

847
00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:31,812
And that's the motherfucker
we got a problem with.

848
00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:34,773
See, 'cause that man,
he got needs, Mr. Gudge,

849
00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:37,777
and normally those needs gotta
do with women with big asses.

850
00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:40,028
I guess my point bein' is, uh,

851
00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:42,824
I realize I'm a bunkie junkie.

852
00:45:42,825 --> 00:45:46,869
But if you would've seen the kettle
drums on this girl, Mr. Gudge… Ohh.

853
00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:49,581
Well, we're all human.

854
00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:54,544
This apology buys you a
one-week probationary period.

855
00:45:55,796 --> 00:45:57,171
Thank you, Mr. Gudge.

856
00:45:57,172 --> 00:45:59,506
Stay away from
the customers, MacSam.

857
00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:00,466
(CHUCKLES)

858
00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:02,302
(DRILLING)

859
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:09,184
(GRUNTS)

860
00:46:10,059 --> 00:46:13,645
This drill bit's
getting awfully hot.

861
00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:16,899
Gawain, maybe you could
fill a Hudson sprayer

862
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,276
and spritz it down
while I drill.

863
00:46:19,569 --> 00:46:21,989
Fuck you. I ain't your
motherfuckin' house nigga.

864
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,615
I'm the inside man.

865
00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:26,491
All right, look, are you
gonna have a bug up your ass

866
00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:28,076
for the rest of the time
we work together?

867
00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:29,955
I'll get the sprayer.
Oh, no, no. No.

868
00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:32,916
Me and this gentleman here
have to get square.

869
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,835
Let me tell you
somethin', MacSam.

870
00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:39,004
I'm gonna tell you about how
I came down to Mississippi.

871
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,882
I wasn't born here, you know.

872
00:46:40,883 --> 00:46:42,133
I'm from Scranton, Pennsylvania.

873
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:45,511
What the fuck?

874
00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:50,224
Scranton, Pennsylvania.

875
00:46:50,225 --> 00:46:53,060
Came down here in 1964,
Greyhound bus.

876
00:46:53,061 --> 00:46:54,395
With the Freedom Riders.

877
00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:58,732
Do you know who the Freedom
Riders were, MacSam?

878
00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:00,985
No, and I don't give a fuck.

879
00:47:00,986 --> 00:47:02,778
Just tell me when the fuck
they gonna leave, damn.

880
00:47:02,779 --> 00:47:04,738
The Freedom Riders,
my fine young man,

881
00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:07,366
were a group of concerned
liberals from up north,

882
00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:10,953
all working together,
just like we are here.

883
00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:13,622
Involved citizens
who came down here

884
00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:15,959
so that local black folk could
have their civil liberties.

885
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:18,878
So, that people like you
could have the vote.

886
00:47:25,218 --> 00:47:26,802
You know what, man?

887
00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:27,637
What, brother?

888
00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:30,973
I don't vote.
So, fuck you.

889
00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:33,059
You little fuckin' ingrate.

890
00:47:33,060 --> 00:47:34,268
And the bus you
rode in on, jackass.

891
00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:35,602
Let's step outside, MacSam.

892
00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:37,104
Fuck the outside,
come on. What?

893
00:47:37,105 --> 00:47:39,023
(KNOCKING)

894
00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:39,899
(DOOR CREAKING)

895
00:47:41,944 --> 00:47:43,485
My friend
Mrs. Funthes is here,

896
00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:45,570
so I'm about to go out.

897
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,573
Just thought I'd leave y'all
with some cinnamon cookies.

898
00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:49,867
Why, that is lovely.

899
00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:54,956
Ooh, y'all sound good.

900
00:47:54,957 --> 00:47:57,000
Maybe you could come by
the church one Sunday.

901
00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,003
Give us a recital.
Why, how kind of you.

902
00:48:01,421 --> 00:48:04,257
Our music, however, is…
Well, how shall I put this?

903
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,468
A bit Roman in its outlook.

904
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,096
Many of our pieces were
commissioned by the Holy See.

905
00:48:11,014 --> 00:48:13,390
Oh, I see, all right,

906
00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:15,893
but we don't make no big
whoop-dee-do about denomination.

907
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,479
Everybody welcome at our church.

908
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,690
Yeah, we had
a Methodist come in.

909
00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:23,734
Episcopalian.

910
00:48:23,735 --> 00:48:27,696
Back in the '60s, we had a Jew come in.
(LAUGHS)

911
00:48:27,697 --> 00:48:31,074
Yeah, he had a guitar.
A Jew with a guitar.

912
00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:36,330
Well, if you will excuse me one
moment, madam, I shall see you out.

913
00:48:36,331 --> 00:48:39,541
If you gentlemen can labor harmoniously
in the course of my absence,

914
00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:41,501
perhaps upon my return we
shall be prepared to explode

915
00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:43,130
that vexing old piece
of igneous.

916
00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:49,217
Oh, Professor,
this is Mrs. Funthes.

917
00:48:49,218 --> 00:48:51,179
Enchante, Mrs. Funthes.
Ravi.

918
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:55,808
Rosalie, this is Professor
G.H. Dorr, Ph.D.

919
00:48:57,018 --> 00:48:59,979
Oh, my. That's an awful
lot of letters.

920
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,730
(CHUCKLES) Well, now…

921
00:49:01,731 --> 00:49:05,942
Of course, in my youth, I was
known simply as Goldthwait.

922
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:07,486
Uh-huh.

923
00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:09,571
All right, safety meeting.

924
00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:12,199
Let's listen up. General, can
you hand me the primer cord?

925
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,076
Before we set the charge,

926
00:49:14,077 --> 00:49:15,995
we will run through
our procedure.

927
00:49:15,996 --> 00:49:18,080
I have earplugs for
whoever wants them.

928
00:49:18,081 --> 00:49:20,123
Just wedge those
right in your ears.

929
00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:22,043
Now, here we have…
Not yet, Lump.

930
00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:25,046
Now, primer cord.

931
00:49:25,047 --> 00:49:26,173
Gelatinite.

932
00:49:26,923 --> 00:49:28,715
C-4.

933
00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:32,302
Time comes, we pack the hole
in the rock with the C-4

934
00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:36,306
and insert two leads, A and B.

935
00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:39,267
I remember my father
sayin' to me,

936
00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:42,104
and it's one of the few
memories I retain of the man

937
00:49:42,105 --> 00:49:44,815
from one of his visits home,
and how I do cherish it…

938
00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:47,776
He said to me, "Goldthwait,

939
00:49:47,777 --> 00:49:50,613
"you are not formed
as other boys."

940
00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:54,282
He a man of learnin'?

941
00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:56,201
This is the same procedure
we will be using

942
00:49:56,202 --> 00:49:57,869
when we collapse the tunnel

943
00:49:57,870 --> 00:49:59,704
after entering the casino vault

944
00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:01,832
and returning to
the root cellar.

945
00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:03,458
He was a self-educated man.

946
00:50:03,459 --> 00:50:06,170
Didn't have a career as such,

947
00:50:06,171 --> 00:50:09,173
but the government did recognize
the breadth of his readin'

948
00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:13,552
by makin' him librarian of the state
nervous hospital in Meridian,

949
00:50:13,553 --> 00:50:17,848
where he was
a distinguished inmate.

950
00:50:17,849 --> 00:50:20,100
Once these materials
are combined

951
00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:23,395
only the professionals
may handle them.

952
00:50:23,396 --> 00:50:25,815
That means me or the General.

953
00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:30,194
Separately they are harmless,
completely inert.

954
00:50:30,195 --> 00:50:33,363
Why, you could light this stuff
on fire, hit it with a…

955
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:34,657
(EXPLOSION)

956
00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:36,951
(ALARMS BLARING
IN THE DISTANCE)

957
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:41,247
What in the name
of heavens was that?

958
00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:46,919
Well, I'm quite certain there's
absolutely no reason to be alarmed.

959
00:50:48,129 --> 00:50:50,130
Why, I'm not even
absolutely certain

960
00:50:50,131 --> 00:50:52,007
I heard anything at all.

961
00:50:52,008 --> 00:50:53,092
Didn't hear nothin'?

962
00:50:54,136 --> 00:50:56,761
Well, something perhaps.

963
00:50:56,762 --> 00:51:00,849
Nothing that need discompose us was
the sense I was tryin' to convey.

964
00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:03,269
Now, Mrs. Munson, I will not have
you missin' your musical recital.

965
00:51:03,270 --> 00:51:04,769
Off you go.

966
00:51:04,770 --> 00:51:08,106
I shall call the gas company,
or the water company.

967
00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:12,736
Whatever subterranean utility is
implicated in this contretemps.

968
00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:14,613
I shall see to the matter,

969
00:51:14,614 --> 00:51:17,700
as only a highly educated
classicist could.

970
00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:29,169
Blood. Blood,
Professor, blood.

971
00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:32,088
Blood, blood, blood.
(YELLING INDISTNCTLY)

972
00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:34,674
PANCAKE: It's nothin' to make a fuss about.
It's perfectly all right.

973
00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:37,427
Jackass, you better get yo' ass back
down there and find that shit, dipshit.

974
00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:40,096
Really, I'm perfectly all right.
Perfectly all right?

975
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:42,891
Jackass, you just blew
your goddamn finger off.

976
00:51:42,892 --> 00:51:45,060
The motherfucker's down there
flappin' the fuck around.

977
00:51:45,061 --> 00:51:47,145
You better get yo' ass
back down there and find it.

978
00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:48,688
I'm tellin' you
right now, nubbie,

979
00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:49,856
I ain't pickin' up your
goddamn finger.

980
00:51:49,857 --> 00:51:51,775
I gather there was
a premature detonation.

981
00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:53,235
Would you tell this motherfucker

982
00:51:53,236 --> 00:51:54,778
he can sew this shit back on?

983
00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:57,113
It's like that dude whose wife cut his
dick off, threw it on the freeway?

984
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,740
She just called AAA,

985
00:51:58,741 --> 00:52:01,202
they towed the dick and sewed
the motherfucker back on.

986
00:52:01,203 --> 00:52:03,787
Listen up. Jackass, I saw the
motherfucker in a porno.

987
00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:04,913
The thang still worked.
(MUMBLING)

988
00:52:04,914 --> 00:52:06,248
It looked like
a chewed-up frank,

989
00:52:06,249 --> 00:52:08,583
but that little motherfucker
be workin' that motherfucker.

990
00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:11,836
It's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch
all kind of ways with a twisted dick.

991
00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,713
Oh, your fuckin'
finger just moved.

992
00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:15,341
The motherfucker
movin' slow now.

993
00:52:15,342 --> 00:52:16,716
I'm not gettin' that shit.
Fuck that.

994
00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:19,094
You're on your own there.

995
00:52:19,095 --> 00:52:23,057
They usin' the house to
practice music of the Rococo.

996
00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:24,976
Mmm-hmm.

997
00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:30,438
I propose we get our fallen
comrade to the hospital.

998
00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:33,900
The General will follow when he
manages to recover the severed digit.

999
00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:36,486
PANCAKE: No, no, really,
I'm perfectly all right.

1000
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:37,697
I don't know what
all the fuss is about.

1001
00:52:38,948 --> 00:52:43,368
Good news. Good news.
Pickles. Go catch him.

1002
00:52:43,369 --> 00:52:45,495
The house is in apple-pie order,

1003
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:48,790
though we do have to get medical
attention for Mr. Pancake,

1004
00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:52,378
who, durin' the disturbance, pinched his
finger in the valve of his sackbut.

1005
00:52:52,379 --> 00:52:55,171
You let the cat out.

1006
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:59,385
The General is even now exercisin'
every effort in retrievin'

1007
00:52:59,386 --> 00:53:01,595
your mischievous little
Pickles. Please, go on.

1008
00:53:01,596 --> 00:53:03,430
Go on and enjoy the concert.

1009
00:53:03,431 --> 00:53:04,807
Driver.
Au revoir, mes dames!

1010
00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:21,865
DORR: Despite our setback,
we find ourselves on schedule

1011
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:24,951
to penetrate the vault here
this afternoon,

1012
00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:26,995
while Mrs. Munson
is at church,

1013
00:53:26,996 --> 00:53:28,913
havin' blasted that little
old rock to pieces

1014
00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:31,207
durin' Mrs. Munson's
choir practice.

1015
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,792
Garth, can you run us
through the game plan

1016
00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:35,128
for what remains of our tunnel?

1017
00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:37,881
Of course. Why,
it's child's play now.

1018
00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:39,924
Easiest thing in the world.

1019
00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:43,261
Only a couple of feet
separate us from the vault.

1020
00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:46,264
Just the usual spadework until we
get to the masonry of the vault,

1021
00:53:46,265 --> 00:53:48,266
and then we just drill through.

1022
00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:52,937
And will you be able to wield the
drill with your maimed extremity?

1023
00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:54,689
Oh, well, yeah,
I should think so.

1024
00:53:54,690 --> 00:53:56,775
Yeah, it's only one finger.

1025
00:53:56,776 --> 00:53:59,569
Inhibits me in doing
finer work of course.

1026
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,697
I'll always have to
live with that.

1027
00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:04,325
(CLEARS THROAT)

1028
00:54:04,326 --> 00:54:06,660
Maybe, um, I'm just
thinkin' out loud here.

1029
00:54:06,661 --> 00:54:09,455
Maybe, since as you say,
there will be problems later.

1030
00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:13,459
Maybe… And I actually mentioned
this to Mountain Girl,

1031
00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:14,584
she agrees with me,

1032
00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:16,796
so, it's not just one
person's opinion.

1033
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,255
Maybe, uh…

1034
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:23,052
I should get a little extra
compensation for the accident.

1035
00:54:28,474 --> 00:54:29,600
Somewhat larger share.

1036
00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:36,189
Why, if this was any other line of
work, I'd be getting workman's comp.

1037
00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:37,440
Wouldn't I?

1038
00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:38,858
Might even have
a pretty good lawsuit.

1039
00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,069
Wait, so you gonna sue yourself

1040
00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:42,821
for blowing your own
goddamn finger off?

1041
00:54:42,822 --> 00:54:44,406
Well, now that is
simply asinine.

1042
00:54:44,407 --> 00:54:45,699
Yes, but you see, Garth,

1043
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:47,367
this is not what you just called

1044
00:54:47,368 --> 00:54:49,828
"some other line of work."

1045
00:54:49,829 --> 00:54:51,413
Yeah, no, no, no,
but if it were…

1046
00:54:51,414 --> 00:54:53,415
This is a criminal enterprise, not
to put too fine a point on it,

1047
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:56,376
entailing any manner of risk
not involved in honest labor.

1048
00:54:56,377 --> 00:54:58,337
Governmental regulations
and civic safeguards

1049
00:54:58,338 --> 00:55:02,508
cannot be assumed to apply
to antisocial pursuits.

1050
00:55:02,509 --> 00:55:04,385
Yeah, but he lost his finger.

1051
00:55:04,386 --> 00:55:06,428
We don't give a fuck.

1052
00:55:06,429 --> 00:55:07,971
That fool could blow his
goddamn dick off,

1053
00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:10,098
it don't make no
never mind to us.

1054
00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:12,851
We not payin' this jackass for goin'
around blowin' off goddamn body parts.

1055
00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:14,769
Get yo' fuckin' head
out yo' ass, man.

1056
00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:16,104
Look, you, there is no call for…
(ALL CHATTERING)

1057
00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:17,606
No extra share.

1058
00:55:21,402 --> 00:55:22,862
Okay. Majority rules.

1059
00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:26,740
Like I say, it was
just a trial balloon.

1060
00:55:26,741 --> 00:55:28,408
Hand's not so bad, really.

1061
00:55:28,409 --> 00:55:30,201
I even get some phantom feeling.

1062
00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:31,745
Yeah, you pull on your prick,
you get some phantom feelin'.

1063
00:55:31,746 --> 00:55:32,912
Fuck you.
Fuck you.

1064
00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:35,415
Fuck you.
Fuck you, nubbie.

1065
00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:37,709
Well, now that that
matter is settled,

1066
00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:41,045
why don't we synchronize our watches
before Gawain reports to work.

1067
00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:43,382
In 20 seconds,
it will be exactly 12:16.

1068
00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:47,761
Fifteen…
What, it'll be 12.15?

1069
00:55:47,762 --> 00:55:51,432
No, 15 seconds. Well, 11
seconds now, it'll be 12.16.

1070
00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:55,977
Eight, seven…
Professor?

1071
00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:57,438
…six…
Professor?

1072
00:55:57,439 --> 00:55:58,230
…five.
Yes, Lump.

1073
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,566
I don't have a watch.

1074
00:56:04,236 --> 00:56:09,491
<i>♪ There'll be no more ♪
♪ Weepin' and wailin' ♪</i>

1075
00:56:09,492 --> 00:56:13,369
<i>♪ No more weepin' and wailin' ♪</i>

1076
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:17,499
<i>♪ No more weepin' and wailin' ♪</i>

1077
00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:21,252
<i>♪ Home to live with God ♪</i>

1078
00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:23,004
<i>♪ Soon I will be done ♪</i>

1079
00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:25,924
<i>♪ With the troubles ♪
♪ Of this world ♪</i>

1080
00:56:25,925 --> 00:56:29,135
<i>♪ Troubles of this world ♪
♪ Troubles of this world ♪</i>

1081
00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:32,680
<i>♪ Soon I will be done ♪
♪ With the troubles of this world ♪</i>

1082
00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:37,352
<i>♪ I'm goin' home ♪
♪ to live with God ♪</i>

1083
00:56:37,353 --> 00:56:40,522
<i>♪ Soon I will be done ♪
♪ With the troubles of this world ♪</i>

1084
00:56:40,523 --> 00:56:43,149
<i>♪ Troubles of this world ♪
♪ Troubles of this world ♪</i>

1085
00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:45,610
<i>♪ Troubles of this world ♪</i>

1086
00:56:45,611 --> 00:56:49,072
<i>♪ Soon I will be done ♪
♪ With the troubles of this world ♪</i>

1087
00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:53,409
<i>♪ I'm goin' home ♪
♪ To live with God ♪</i>

1088
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:57,664
<i>♪ Well, soon I will be done ♪
♪ With the troubles of this world ♪</i>

1089
00:56:57,665 --> 00:57:02,168
<i>♪ Troubles of this world ♪
♪ Troubles of this… Great God ♪</i>

1090
00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:04,838
<i>♪ Soon I will be done ♪
♪ With the troubles of this world ♪</i>

1091
00:57:04,839 --> 00:57:09,300
<i>♪ I'm goin' home ♪
♪ To live with God ♪</i>

1092
00:57:09,301 --> 00:57:14,264
<i>♪ Well, I'm goin' up to see King Jesus ♪
♪ Hey, hey, yeah ♪</i>

1093
00:57:14,265 --> 00:57:16,975
<i>♪ I'm gonna shake ♪
♪ His loving hand ♪</i>

1094
00:57:16,976 --> 00:57:19,770
<i>♪ I'm gonna tell Him ♪
♪ All about my trouble ♪</i>

1095
00:57:22,189 --> 00:57:25,441
<i>♪ As I'm travellin' ♪
♪ Through this land ♪</i>

1096
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:28,820
<i>♪ Soon I will be done ♪</i>

1097
00:57:28,821 --> 00:57:31,282
<i>♪ Troubles of this world ♪</i>

1098
00:57:33,576 --> 00:57:35,536
<i>♪ Yeah, soon I will be done ♪</i>

1099
00:57:36,912 --> 00:57:41,625
<i>♪ I'm goin' home ♪
♪ To live with God ♪</i>

1100
00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:44,127
<i>♪ Yeah, soon I will be done ♪
♪ With the troubles of this world ♪</i>

1101
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,795
<i>♪ Soon I will be done, yeah ♪</i>

1102
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,340
<i>♪ Troubles of this world ♪</i>

1103
00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:53,261
<i>♪ Yeah, soon I will be done ♪
♪ With the troubles, yeah ♪</i>

1104
00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:58,475
<i>♪ I'm goin' home ♪
♪ To live with God ♪</i>

1105
00:58:03,063 --> 00:58:04,273
Woo-hoo!

1106
00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:07,526
GAWAIN: Ain't that somethin'.

1107
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:14,867
(GRUNTING)

1108
00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:21,123
IBS.
You be what?

1109
00:58:22,709 --> 00:58:24,668
Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

1110
00:58:24,669 --> 00:58:26,628
Is there a men's room down here?

1111
00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:28,547
Oh, come on, you shouldn't
be usin' the men's room now.

1112
00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:30,590
Or a ladies' room, quickly, IBS.

1113
00:58:30,591 --> 00:58:32,508
Man, if you knew you had the runs, why
didn't you shit back at the house?

1114
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,260
Quickly.

1115
00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:36,137
We don't want Elron finding your
stinkin' ass on the crapper.

1116
00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:38,222
No choice,
it's a medical condition.

1117
00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:39,641
Quickly.

1118
00:58:39,642 --> 00:58:42,518
You one disgustin' individual,
you know that?

1119
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:43,687
Come on, follow me.

1120
00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:51,320
Ah!

1121
00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:54,822
I feel 30 pounds lighter.

1122
00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:56,407
Come the fuck on
with your stinkass.

1123
00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:58,910
Thank you for being
so understanding.

1124
00:58:58,911 --> 00:59:02,623
Not everyone is, of course, which
is why the biggest challenge of IBS

1125
00:59:02,624 --> 00:59:03,582
is educating the public.

1126
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:06,584
Afflicts over two
million people,

1127
00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:08,045
yet most of us have
never heard of it.

1128
00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:12,799
And it strikes without regard
to age, gender or race.

1129
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,093
Fuck, man, I don't wanna
hear about this shit.

1130
00:59:15,094 --> 00:59:17,679
Well, that's exactly the kind
of attitude we're fighting.

1131
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:20,932
I guess I never told you that's
how Mountain Girl and I met.

1132
00:59:20,933 --> 00:59:22,850
They had an IBS weekend
at Grossinger's,

1133
00:59:22,851 --> 00:59:24,769
up in the Catskills.
(SNIFFLES)

1134
00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,646
Of course, the tourist
business there has suffered

1135
00:59:26,647 --> 00:59:29,399
with the demise
of the Borscht Belt,

1136
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:33,027
so they have various
promotions, mixers, so on.

1137
00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:38,784
This was a weekend for Irritable Bowel
singles to meet, support each other,

1138
00:59:38,785 --> 00:59:40,159
share stories.
Man, look here,

1139
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,078
I don't want to hear a single
one of them stories, okay?

1140
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:44,580
Now, some of them are very moving.
Not one fucking story.

1141
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,916
Look, I didn't choose
to have IBS.

1142
00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:49,627
Man, shut the fuck up.

1143
00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:51,713
There's no cure, you know.

1144
00:59:51,714 --> 00:59:54,257
Only control.
Lifelong condition.

1145
00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:56,760
Yeah, you know what? Bein' an
asshole's a lifelong condition, too.

1146
00:59:56,761 --> 00:59:58,804
Just drop the fuckin' tools.

1147
00:59:58,805 --> 01:00:01,556
I'm not complaining.
I did meet Mountain Girl.

1148
01:00:01,557 --> 01:00:02,433
Man, get back
in the fuckin' hole.

1149
01:00:04,309 --> 01:00:06,436
Oh! (LAUGHS)

1150
01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:09,022
Marvelous! This way.
This way, gentlemen.

1151
01:00:09,023 --> 01:00:10,356
Oh!

1152
01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:13,234
Excellent. Excellent.
Flawless, flawless.

1153
01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:14,069
Thumbs up.

1154
01:00:18,782 --> 01:00:21,200
Can't stop shittin'.

1155
01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:22,745
Can't stop talkin'
about shittin'.

1156
01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:28,835
DORR: Gentlemen, to we few.

1157
01:00:29,752 --> 01:00:32,336
We who have shared
each other's company,

1158
01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:35,048
each other's cares,
each other's joys,

1159
01:00:35,049 --> 01:00:37,718
and who shall now reap the
fruits of our communal efforts,

1160
01:00:37,719 --> 01:00:40,053
shoulder to shoulder, from each
according to his abilities,

1161
01:00:40,054 --> 01:00:41,888
so forth and whatnot.

1162
01:00:41,889 --> 01:00:44,640
We have had our little
differences along the way,

1163
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,976
but I'd like to think
that they've only made us

1164
01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:49,103
value one another all the more.

1165
01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:51,439
Each of us coming to
understand and appreciate

1166
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:55,861
the other's unique qualities and
potencies and, yes, foibles.

1167
01:00:57,863 --> 01:01:01,658
I suggest that we shall look back
upon this little caper one day,

1168
01:01:02,785 --> 01:01:03,952
one distant day,

1169
01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:08,165
grandchildren dandled
upon our knee,

1170
01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:11,001
and perhaps a tear will form

1171
01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:14,921
and we shall say,

1172
01:01:14,922 --> 01:01:19,842
well, with wit and grit and
no small amount of courage,

1173
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:22,513
we accomplished something
on that day.

1174
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,227
A feat of derring-do,
an enterprise not ignoble.

1175
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:35,108
We merry band, unbound by
the constraints of society

1176
01:01:35,109 --> 01:01:36,902
and the prejudices
of the common ruck.

1177
01:01:38,821 --> 01:01:39,863
We happy few.

1178
01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:42,990
(GASPS)

1179
01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,367
Gentlemen, to us.

1180
01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:45,285
(GLASSES CLINK)
ALL: To us.

1181
01:01:48,748 --> 01:01:50,123
(PANCAKE LAUGHING)

1182
01:01:50,124 --> 01:01:51,625
(GASPING, LAUGHING)

1183
01:01:55,003 --> 01:01:56,838
Charge should've
gone off already.

1184
01:01:56,839 --> 01:01:58,215
(GRUNTS)
I do beg your pardon?

1185
01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:00,884
The charge to
collapse the tunnel.

1186
01:02:00,885 --> 01:02:02,760
I set it for eight minutes.

1187
01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:06,390
Well, that much time and more
has certainly elapsed.

1188
01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:14,105
I need not remind you, it is
of the essence of this plan

1189
01:02:14,106 --> 01:02:16,858
that the money should appear to have
simply vanished without a trace,

1190
01:02:16,859 --> 01:02:19,610
spirited away, as it were, by ghosts.
Of course.

1191
01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:22,781
The conundrum of the
undisturbed, yet empty vault.

1192
01:02:22,782 --> 01:02:24,949
The unsolvable riddle of the
sealed yet violated sanctum,

1193
01:02:24,950 --> 01:02:26,742
is of the utmost importance,

1194
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:30,163
not only to make our caper more
intellectually satisfying.

1195
01:02:30,164 --> 01:02:33,332
It is exigent as a matter
of practical fact.

1196
01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:37,087
I remind you that if any tunnel is
ever found leading to this house,

1197
01:02:39,381 --> 01:02:40,632
the owner knows

1198
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,635
all your names.

1199
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:47,639
(WHIRRING)

1200
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:16,126
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1201
01:03:18,921 --> 01:03:20,546
(VAULT DOOR CREAKING)

1202
01:03:20,547 --> 01:03:21,840
(GRUNTING)
(STOMACH GURGLING)

1203
01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:24,801
(SIGHS)

1204
01:03:30,057 --> 01:03:31,475
(BEEPING)

1205
01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:45,364
(PANTING)

1206
01:03:57,919 --> 01:03:58,669
(EXPLOSION)
(GRUNTS)

1207
01:04:20,941 --> 01:04:21,942
You just fart?

1208
01:04:23,986 --> 01:04:25,654
(BOTH LAUGH)

1209
01:04:36,123 --> 01:04:38,207
PANCAKE: Nope, nope, I'm fine.

1210
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:41,335
Perfectly all right.
Not a problem.

1211
01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:44,047
LUMP: There's no hole left.

1212
01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:45,090
MRS. MUNSON: Professor!

1213
01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:48,760
I'm surprised.

1214
01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:53,180
Well, properly speaking, madam,

1215
01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:56,268
we are surprised,
you are taken aback.

1216
01:04:58,062 --> 01:05:00,855
Though I do acknowledge that
the sense that you intend

1217
01:05:00,856 --> 01:05:03,525
is gaining increasing currency
through its use, yes.

1218
01:05:05,152 --> 01:05:08,154
You have returned from
your devotions betimes.

1219
01:05:08,155 --> 01:05:09,323
I had to make tea.

1220
01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:11,907
I want to talk to you,
Professor,

1221
01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,327
so don't you be leavin'.

1222
01:05:14,453 --> 01:05:16,746
And you.
(INHALES SHARPLY)

1223
01:05:16,747 --> 01:05:20,416
I told you I don't want
any smokin' in this house.

1224
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:21,501
(DOORBELL RINGS)

1225
01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:32,763
(CHEERING) Come on in.
How you doin'?

1226
01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:48,487
Tea ladies.

1227
01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:04,460
Now, I don't know
what you boys been up to,

1228
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:07,130
but I know mischief
when I see it.

1229
01:06:07,131 --> 01:06:09,007
Now, I want an explanation,
but first,

1230
01:06:09,008 --> 01:06:10,591
I want you to get your
fannies up here

1231
01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:13,094
with all y'all's
period instruments.

1232
01:06:13,095 --> 01:06:15,596
Now, I been tellin' the
ladies about your music,

1233
01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:16,848
and they want to hear you play.

1234
01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:35,159
LUMP: Professor?
Yes, Lump?

1235
01:06:36,451 --> 01:06:38,453
I can't really play
the butt sack.

1236
01:06:44,043 --> 01:06:48,003
Madam, or rather, mesdames,

1237
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:50,673
you must accept our apologies
for not bein' able to perform,

1238
01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:53,092
for, as you see,
we are shorthanded.

1239
01:06:53,093 --> 01:06:55,928
Gawain is still at work,

1240
01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:58,764
and we could no more play
with one part tacit

1241
01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:01,059
than a horse could
canter shy one leg.

1242
01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:07,607
Perhaps I could offer,

1243
01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:11,277
as a poor but ready substitute,

1244
01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:13,613
a brief poetic recital.

1245
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:20,203
Though I do not pretend to
any great oratorical skills,

1246
01:07:20,204 --> 01:07:21,829
(LAUGHS)

1247
01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:24,749
I would be happy to present,
with your ladies' permission,

1248
01:07:26,084 --> 01:07:28,170
verse from the unquiet mind

1249
01:07:29,129 --> 01:07:30,464
of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe.

1250
01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:39,723
Ladies,

1251
01:07:41,308 --> 01:07:43,059
"Thy beauty is to me

1252
01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:46,813
"Like those Nicean barks of yore

1253
01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:52,526
"That gently,
o'er a perfumed sea

1254
01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:55,864
"The weary wayworn wanderer bore

1255
01:07:57,199 --> 01:07:59,493
"To his own native shore"

1256
01:08:02,121 --> 01:08:03,996
WOMAN: My, my, my.

1257
01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:07,834
"On desperate seas
long wont to roam

1258
01:08:08,877 --> 01:08:13,882
"Thy hyacinth hair
thy classic face

1259
01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:18,762
"Thy Naiad airs have
brought me home

1260
01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:23,182
"To the glory that was Greece

1261
01:08:23,183 --> 01:08:25,393
"And the grandeur that was Rome"

1262
01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:30,273
Glory hallelujah.
ALL: Amen.

1263
01:08:30,274 --> 01:08:31,274
(MUTTERING)

1264
01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:41,951
DORR: Bye-bye, ladies. It was my pleasure.
(CLAMORING)

1265
01:08:41,952 --> 01:08:43,994
We have to do this again.
Yes, we do got to.

1266
01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:45,412
Thank you.

1267
01:08:45,413 --> 01:08:47,958
Such a pleasure.
Safe home. Safe home.

1268
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:53,296
Now I want to know what's goin' on.
Indeed, indeed.

1269
01:08:53,297 --> 01:08:57,300
The thirst for knowledge
is a very commendable thing.

1270
01:08:57,301 --> 01:09:02,513
Though I do believe that when you hear the
explanation you shall laugh riotously,

1271
01:09:02,514 --> 01:09:06,725
slappin' your knee and perhaps
even wipin' away a giddy tear,

1272
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:09,395
relieved of your former concern.

1273
01:09:09,396 --> 01:09:13,357
Lump here, is an avid collector
of Indian arrowheads,

1274
01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:17,570
and having found one simply
lying on your cellar floor…

1275
01:09:17,571 --> 01:09:19,613
A particularly rare artifact
of the Natchez tribe?

1276
01:09:19,614 --> 01:09:21,115
What?

1277
01:09:21,116 --> 01:09:23,158
He enlisted the entire
ensemble in an all-out effort

1278
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,160
to sift through the subsoil

1279
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,079
in search of others.

1280
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:28,664
And apparently, in doing so,

1281
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,833
we hit a mother lode
of natural gas.

1282
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:34,295
I myself became acutely aware
of the smell of "rotten eggs."

1283
01:09:34,296 --> 01:09:37,381
And it was just at this
inopportune moment

1284
01:09:37,382 --> 01:09:42,177
that the General here violated
the cardinal rule of this house

1285
01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,347
and lit himself a cigarette.

1286
01:09:45,807 --> 01:09:46,516
So sorry.

1287
01:09:49,561 --> 01:09:51,021
Well, what about all that money?

1288
01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:57,276
The money.

1289
01:09:57,277 --> 01:09:58,737
Well, the money
is Mr. Pancake's.

1290
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,904
(CLEARS THROAT)

1291
01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:03,616
That's right. Who only
just remortgaged his home

1292
01:10:03,617 --> 01:10:06,452
in order to raise the money
for a surgical procedure

1293
01:10:06,453 --> 01:10:08,537
that will correct
the wandering eye

1294
01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,581
of his common-law wife,
Mountain Water,

1295
01:10:10,582 --> 01:10:13,083
who suffers from
astigma, strabismus

1296
01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:18,672
and a general curdling
of the vitreous jelly.

1297
01:10:18,673 --> 01:10:23,844
(CHUCKLES) Mr. Pancake, is an
ardent foe of the Federal Reserve,

1298
01:10:23,845 --> 01:10:26,555
and is, in fact, one of those
eccentrics one often reads about

1299
01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:29,099
hoardin' his entire
life savings,

1300
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:32,896
in Mr. Pancake's case, in a Hefty
bag that is his constant companion.

1301
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:36,524
The Steel Sak.

1302
01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:39,611
Don't trust the banks.
Never have.

1303
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:50,455
Mmm-mm. It don't smell
right to me.

1304
01:10:52,082 --> 01:10:55,376
I'm callin' Sheriff Wyner.
No. Madam.

1305
01:10:55,377 --> 01:10:57,044
Please, please.
Madam.

1306
01:10:57,045 --> 01:10:59,546
No, no, I beg of…
Yes. Yes.

1307
01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:02,549
It is a lie.
It is a fantastic tale.

1308
01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:03,967
You have us dead to rights,

1309
01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:05,719
but, madam, please,
please, please,

1310
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,473
allow me to tell you
the truth in private.

1311
01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:13,019
Madam…

1312
01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:22,487
Madam, we are not musicians
of the late Renaissance.

1313
01:11:24,197 --> 01:11:26,658
Nor of the early, nor mid period.
Mmm-hmm.

1314
01:11:27,409 --> 01:11:29,494
We are, in fact,

1315
01:11:31,871 --> 01:11:32,580
criminals.

1316
01:11:34,165 --> 01:11:36,042
Desperate men,
Mrs. Munson.

1317
01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:38,504
We have

1318
01:11:40,547 --> 01:11:45,092
tunneled into the nearby offices of
the Bandit Queen gambling emporium

1319
01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:47,594
and relieved it of its treasure.

1320
01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:49,304
Lord have mercy.

1321
01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:50,556
It is true.

1322
01:11:50,557 --> 01:11:53,767
The Bandit Queen
is a den of iniquity.

1323
01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:56,603
A painted harlot
luring people into sin

1324
01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:58,355
by exciting the vice of greed

1325
01:11:58,356 --> 01:12:01,066
with her promise of
easy winnings. Oh, yes.

1326
01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:03,445
Her gains are ill-gotten.

1327
01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:07,533
But I offer no excuses.

1328
01:12:09,368 --> 01:12:10,326
Save one.

1329
01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,413
We men have each pledged

1330
01:12:14,414 --> 01:12:16,665
one half of our share
of the booty

1331
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:19,126
to a charitable institution.

1332
01:12:19,127 --> 01:12:21,003
In compensation for
the use of your home,

1333
01:12:21,004 --> 01:12:24,923
we had planned to
donate a full share

1334
01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:28,552
to Bob Jones University.

1335
01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:31,264
Without burdening you with guilty
knowledge by informing you of same.

1336
01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:35,142
But now you have wrested
the information from me.

1337
01:12:35,143 --> 01:12:36,518
(LAUGHS)

1338
01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:38,061
There you have it.

1339
01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:39,731
It is on your table,
Mrs. Munson.

1340
01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:41,858
"The awful truth."

1341
01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:45,445
Stolen money.

1342
01:12:45,446 --> 01:12:47,363
But find the victim,
Mrs. Munson.

1343
01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:50,365
I challenge you.

1344
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:53,076
Even the casino itself,
that riparian Gomorrah,

1345
01:12:53,077 --> 01:12:54,912
shall suffer no harm.

1346
01:12:54,913 --> 01:12:58,707
It has an insurance company.

1347
01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:02,796
A financial behemoth that will cheerfully
replenish its depleted vaults.

1348
01:13:03,671 --> 01:13:05,589
That is its function.

1349
01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:10,844
And that insurance company has tens and
tens of thousands of policyholders.

1350
01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:12,971
So that we have done the
calculations, Mrs. Munson.

1351
01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,598
So that at the end of the day,

1352
01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:16,391
at the final reckoning,

1353
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:21,897
each and every one of those policyholders
shall have contributed one penny,

1354
01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:24,067
one, single, solitary cent,

1355
01:13:25,485 --> 01:13:27,613
to the satisfaction
of this claim.

1356
01:13:27,946 --> 01:13:29,571
One penny?

1357
01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:32,950
One penny.
Think of it, Mrs. Munson.

1358
01:13:32,951 --> 01:13:37,371
One penny from those thousands
upon thousands of people

1359
01:13:37,372 --> 01:13:41,709
so that Bob Jones University
can continue on its mission.

1360
01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:46,463
Why, I have no doubt that, were
those policy holders made aware

1361
01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:48,382
of the existence of that
august institution.

1362
01:13:48,383 --> 01:13:50,300
Each and every one of them

1363
01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:53,680
would have volunteered some token
amount for the furtherance of its aims.

1364
01:13:54,806 --> 01:13:56,390
Well, that's probably true.

1365
01:13:56,391 --> 01:13:58,642
Sadly,

1366
01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:03,564
the criminal stain
is upon my soul.

1367
01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:08,611
But the benefit shall accrue
to any number of worthy causes

1368
01:14:08,612 --> 01:14:11,614
as long, that is,
as the secret stays with us.

1369
01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:16,744
Well,

1370
01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:20,915
I can't hardly see
the harm in it.

1371
01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:25,587
One penny?
(MOUTHING) One penny.

1372
01:14:37,932 --> 01:14:40,142
I'm sorry.
Excuse me?

1373
01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:42,102
No, I'm sorry, it's wrong,

1374
01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:43,896
and don't you be leadin'
me into temptation.

1375
01:14:43,897 --> 01:14:45,355
No, no, madam,
I must strenuously…

1376
01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:46,899
I'm sorry,
it's just plain wrong.

1377
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:48,483
Stealin'.
No, madam…

1378
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:51,194
I know your intentions was good.
No, they weren't.

1379
01:14:51,195 --> 01:14:53,864
And I won't call the police
if you give back the money

1380
01:14:53,865 --> 01:14:55,366
and y'all go to church
with me next Sunday.

1381
01:14:56,659 --> 01:14:57,952
And engage in divine worship?

1382
01:15:00,788 --> 01:15:02,373
I've made up my mind.

1383
01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,501
Now, you can doubletalk
all you want.

1384
01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:07,713
It's church or the county jail.

1385
01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:11,799
Think it over.
I gotta feed the cat.

1386
01:15:22,393 --> 01:15:23,770
(STRUMMING)

1387
01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:34,279
Motherfuck.
DORR: Yes.

1388
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:37,908
Unfortunately, Mrs. Munson has
rather complicated the situation.

1389
01:15:37,909 --> 01:15:40,160
Yeah, well, I know how to
de-complicate it.

1390
01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:41,996
You bust a cap in that old bitch's
head, everything be simple.

1391
01:15:47,628 --> 01:15:48,670
Not easy to do.

1392
01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:52,339
Many reasons.

1393
01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:54,884
Practical ones, quiet
neighborhood, sleepy town.

1394
01:15:56,344 --> 01:15:59,429
Reasons of moral repugnance,
a harmless woman,

1395
01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:02,015
a deed conceived and
executed in cold blood.

1396
01:16:02,016 --> 01:16:04,352
No, Gawain, would that
it were simple.

1397
01:16:05,436 --> 01:16:07,229
Well, fuck, man.
What we gonna do?

1398
01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:08,648
Give the money back
and go to church?

1399
01:16:08,649 --> 01:16:09,733
(STRUMS)

1400
01:16:10,609 --> 01:16:12,360
I shudder. I quake.

1401
01:16:14,696 --> 01:16:17,239
You, sir, are a Buddhist.

1402
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,158
Is there not a "middle" way?

1403
01:16:25,331 --> 01:16:27,083
Must float like a leaf
on the river of life

1404
01:16:30,461 --> 01:16:31,587
and kill old lady.

1405
01:16:35,216 --> 01:16:39,136
Yes, yes, I suppose
you are right.

1406
01:16:39,137 --> 01:16:42,723
It is the active nature of the
crime, though, that so abhors.

1407
01:16:42,724 --> 01:16:44,434
The squeezing of the trigger,
the plunging of the knife.

1408
01:16:47,687 --> 01:16:49,105
But let us think a moment.

1409
01:16:50,816 --> 01:16:52,233
What other tools
do we have at hand?

1410
01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:54,944
We have the cellar.

1411
01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:58,405
We have the cavity.

1412
01:16:58,406 --> 01:17:00,491
We have masonry and trowel.

1413
01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:07,832
Perhaps we could
simply immure her.

1414
01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:10,709
Sure, easiest thing
in the world.

1415
01:17:10,710 --> 01:17:13,295
I can whip up a little
mortar in a snow saucer.

1416
01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:15,630
Lay the bricks.
Anchor in some chains.

1417
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:17,841
(SNORTS) Mountain Girl
could outsource the manacles.

1418
01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:19,844
Oh, gentlemen, gentlemen,
we delude ourselves.

1419
01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:24,808
No, shortest and
painless is best.

1420
01:17:26,059 --> 01:17:31,314
Gawain's gun, retort muffled
by a pillow, into the brain.

1421
01:17:32,523 --> 01:17:33,649
(CLAPS) The affair
of an instant.

1422
01:17:34,901 --> 01:17:36,235
The only question is,

1423
01:17:37,361 --> 01:17:38,946
who wields the weapon?

1424
01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:43,658
I believe it is traditional
in such circumstances

1425
01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:44,827
to draw straws.

1426
01:17:45,745 --> 01:17:47,830
Fair enough.
Here you go, Lump.

1427
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:54,419
I'm thinkin', though,
that since I lost a finger,

1428
01:17:54,420 --> 01:17:56,339
I mean, literally lost it,
'cause of that fuckin' cat,

1429
01:17:58,299 --> 01:17:59,550
maybe I should be
excused from this thing.

1430
01:18:01,803 --> 01:18:03,888
Hard for me to squeeze
a trigger anyway.

1431
01:18:03,889 --> 01:18:05,848
You one whiny motherfucker.

1432
01:18:05,849 --> 01:18:08,266
I'll come over there and
squeeze your fuckin' nutsack,

1433
01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,811
you keep that bullshit up.
Shut up, punk.

1434
01:18:10,812 --> 01:18:12,897
I'll kick your goddamn ass, sweet-legs.
Gentlemen.

1435
01:18:12,898 --> 01:18:15,816
No special pleading.
No exceptions.

1436
01:18:15,817 --> 01:18:18,152
It is of the nature of the situation
we would all prefer to be excused.

1437
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,823
Well, okay, it was
just a trial balloon.

1438
01:18:49,809 --> 01:18:51,102
(GRUNTS)

1439
01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:01,112
Long straw.

1440
01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,406
You all see it.

1441
01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:05,532
All that fuss for nothin', punk.

1442
01:19:05,533 --> 01:19:06,367
Fuck you.

1443
01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:22,757
Motherfuck.

1444
01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:24,552
(GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING)

1445
01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:30,391
(COCKS GUN)

1446
01:19:58,044 --> 01:19:59,711
Would you like a hot-cross bun?

1447
01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:01,004
No, just an explanation.

1448
01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:02,965
Coming up…

1449
01:20:02,966 --> 01:20:04,967
Weezy, I'll take some cocoa.
Hi, George.

1450
01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:07,303
What's goin' on?
George.

1451
01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:10,889
How did they get in here?

1452
01:20:10,890 --> 01:20:12,308
(LAUGHING)

1453
01:20:16,187 --> 01:20:17,354
What you got there, Gawain?

1454
01:20:17,355 --> 01:20:19,105
Why, nothin', Mama.

1455
01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:22,400
Nothin', my ass,
you got a dog there.

1456
01:20:22,401 --> 01:20:23,735
No, Mama.

1457
01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:26,821
A filthy, noisy little
pest of a puppy dog

1458
01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,698
gonna shit all over the house.

1459
01:20:28,699 --> 01:20:30,158
He won't shit
in the house, Mama.

1460
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:32,369
I'm gonna train him, I promise.
I'll train him real good.

1461
01:20:32,370 --> 01:20:33,996
I'm gonna train you real good.

1462
01:20:35,206 --> 01:20:36,874
You wait till your
daddy get home.

1463
01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:38,833
He gonna lay into you proper.

1464
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:41,378
(CRYING) No, Mama.
Please, Mama. I love you.

1465
01:20:41,379 --> 01:20:43,505
Your daddy gonna kick yo' ass.

1466
01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:46,258
Mama's whuppin' Gawain's ass.

1467
01:20:46,259 --> 01:20:48,969
Ain't you gonna
use the strap, Mama?

1468
01:20:48,970 --> 01:20:52,973
I love you, Mama.
I'm sorry, Mama, I love you.

1469
01:20:52,974 --> 01:20:55,268
I swear I'll wash the dog's
ass and everything, Mama.

1470
01:20:58,187 --> 01:21:00,898
I'll train him to shit
in the toilet, Mama.

1471
01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:03,276
I'll wipe his ass and everything, Mama.
What you doin'?

1472
01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:07,070
What you doin' with my pillow?

1473
01:21:07,071 --> 01:21:09,031
Nothin', ma'am. I just
came down to get a…

1474
01:21:09,032 --> 01:21:10,824
I'm displeased with you.

1475
01:21:10,825 --> 01:21:12,450
Yeah, but… Fine
colored boy like you

1476
01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:15,412
fallin' in with that
trash downstairs.

1477
01:21:15,413 --> 01:21:18,832
Now, I know your mama
taught you better than that.

1478
01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:19,917
(GRUNTS)
(DOOR CLICKS)

1479
01:21:23,754 --> 01:21:27,757
I can't do it. She
remind me of my mama.

1480
01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:30,302
Look, man…
Why, this is most irregular.

1481
01:21:30,303 --> 01:21:33,013
Y'all motherfuckers just gonna
have to draw straws again.

1482
01:21:33,014 --> 01:21:35,975
Wait a minute, you've got to accept
your responsibilities, young man,

1483
01:21:35,976 --> 01:21:37,142
and shoot that old lady.

1484
01:21:37,143 --> 01:21:39,602
Hey, man, fuck you
and your irritated bowel.

1485
01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:41,021
Must shoot.

1486
01:21:41,022 --> 01:21:42,856
Now, look here, it's the
easiest thing in the world.

1487
01:21:42,857 --> 01:21:46,901
Just pretend her head's a casaba
melon and the gun is a melon baller.

1488
01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,903
What the fuck are you talkin' about?
A melon baller?

1489
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,405
GAWAIN: Look,
man, you do it.

1490
01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:52,198
Oh, this is most irregular.

1491
01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:56,120
Now, look, with equal rights
comes equal responsibility.

1492
01:21:56,121 --> 01:21:58,872
I'm afraid Mr. Pancake is correct.
We cannot draw straws again.

1493
01:21:58,873 --> 01:22:00,540
The exercise would
lose all credibility

1494
01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:02,626
if you show that the loser
can simply beg off.

1495
01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:04,462
Must shoot.

1496
01:22:07,090 --> 01:22:09,717
Hey, look, man, she's just
an old colored lady to you.

1497
01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:11,968
Come on, man, you do it.

1498
01:22:11,969 --> 01:22:14,096
Why, you sniveling
little coward.

1499
01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:16,931
What did you say to me?

1500
01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:18,183
Sniveling little coward.

1501
01:22:18,184 --> 01:22:20,185
You whiny motherfucker.

1502
01:22:20,186 --> 01:22:23,188
I will come up yo' stankin',
irritated asshole with this gun

1503
01:22:23,189 --> 01:22:25,315
and give you a lead colonic,
motherfucker.

1504
01:22:25,316 --> 01:22:28,109
You think you scare me,
you mewling punk?

1505
01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:31,780
You don't scare me. Bull Connor
and all his dogs didn't scare me.

1506
01:22:31,781 --> 01:22:32,656
Now, be a man.

1507
01:22:34,408 --> 01:22:37,619
Fuck. You ain't
no fuckin' man.

1508
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:39,496
Oh, my, this is most distressin'.
Be a man.

1509
01:22:39,497 --> 01:22:41,206
You ain't no fuckin' man.

1510
01:22:41,207 --> 01:22:43,416
Fuckin' a 60-year-old
with pigtails.

1511
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:47,337
Why, you bastard punk.
Mountain Girl is 53.

1512
01:22:47,338 --> 01:22:49,298
She could ride your ass to jelly.
Yeah?

1513
01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:53,052
Gentlemen, please. GAWAIN:
I seen Virginia hams

1514
01:22:53,053 --> 01:22:55,220
I'd rather stick my dick in
than that big ol' white chick.

1515
01:22:55,221 --> 01:22:56,389
(GUNSHOT)

1516
01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:03,896
Oh, my God.

1517
01:23:04,188 --> 01:23:05,147
Oh, no.

1518
01:23:07,025 --> 01:23:07,817
Oh, my.

1519
01:23:09,194 --> 01:23:10,069
I think he's hit.

1520
01:23:11,737 --> 01:23:13,198
LUMP: Oh, no.

1521
01:23:16,617 --> 01:23:18,202
I'll just check
the carotid artery.

1522
01:23:23,874 --> 01:23:25,125
That's a negative.

1523
01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:27,043
Is he dead, Professor?

1524
01:23:27,044 --> 01:23:28,336
Sure he's dead, Lump.

1525
01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:29,712
I just checked
his carotid artery.

1526
01:23:29,713 --> 01:23:31,549
DORR: Well,
this is most irregular.

1527
01:23:34,177 --> 01:23:35,177
We shall need a Hefty bag.

1528
01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:46,187
She is in the kitchen.

1529
01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:48,231
You steal out with the carcass

1530
01:23:48,232 --> 01:23:50,235
while I dazzle her
with conversation.

1531
01:23:56,115 --> 01:23:58,950
My dear, Mrs. Munson,

1532
01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:03,413
I have outlined your
position with my colleagues,

1533
01:24:03,414 --> 01:24:07,250
and I now return to you to render
our collective verdict. Uh-huh?

1534
01:24:07,251 --> 01:24:09,627
There was much
spirited discussion

1535
01:24:09,628 --> 01:24:13,339
and an atmosphere of
frank give-and-take.

1536
01:24:13,340 --> 01:24:15,925
Some of our number were initially
appalled at your proposal

1537
01:24:15,926 --> 01:24:18,094
that we simply return the money,
some were more receptive.

1538
01:24:18,095 --> 01:24:21,055
I don't care if they
was receptive or not.

1539
01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:23,808
And that attitude, madam, was
a factor in our discussions.

1540
01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,477
To a man, I must say

1541
01:24:25,478 --> 01:24:28,188
they were devastated
at the prospect

1542
01:24:28,189 --> 01:24:30,440
of not being able to contribute
to their respective charities.

1543
01:24:30,441 --> 01:24:33,026
Well, that is a shame.
Indeed.

1544
01:24:33,027 --> 01:24:37,156
But at the end of the day,
your position prevailed.

1545
01:24:37,157 --> 01:24:40,658
So, we have decided to return the
money, every last cent of it,

1546
01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:43,162
and attend Sunday services,

1547
01:24:43,163 --> 01:24:45,038
rather than spend
the remainder of our days

1548
01:24:45,039 --> 01:24:46,665
wastin' away in the Mississippi
Men's Correctional Facility.

1549
01:24:48,209 --> 01:24:50,419
Though that was the original
preference of some.

1550
01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:33,295
You are not assistin'
with the cadaver.

1551
01:25:34,255 --> 01:25:36,340
Oh, no need.

1552
01:25:36,341 --> 01:25:38,383
Just chuck it off the bridge.
Easiest thing in the world.

1553
01:25:38,384 --> 01:25:39,552
I'm just cleanin' up here.

1554
01:25:41,262 --> 01:25:44,806
Oh, that's them, back already.

1555
01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:45,975
I'll just go dump
these in the hearse.

1556
01:25:47,351 --> 01:25:49,687
Yeah, easiest thing
in the world.

1557
01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:08,289
General.

1558
01:26:10,082 --> 01:26:11,376
No extra share, huh?

1559
01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:18,549
(GRUNTING)
(STOMACH GURGLING)

1560
01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:33,063
(DOOR CREAKING)

1561
01:26:35,275 --> 01:26:36,483
Mountain?
Garth?

1562
01:26:37,359 --> 01:26:38,861
(CHOKING)

1563
01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:41,572
IBS, dear?

1564
01:26:46,410 --> 01:26:48,579
(GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING)

1565
01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:02,801
(HORN TOOTING)

1566
01:27:11,101 --> 01:27:12,437
Get Garth.

1567
01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:40,421
Excellent.

1568
01:27:40,422 --> 01:27:42,091
I believe, at last, we have
the right man for the job.

1569
01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:45,260
(SNORING)

1570
01:27:51,351 --> 01:27:52,476
(DOOR CREAKING)

1571
01:28:27,219 --> 01:28:28,303
(CONTINUES SNORING)

1572
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:09,052
(ALARM RINGING)

1573
01:29:09,887 --> 01:29:10,888
(GASPS)

1574
01:29:14,141 --> 01:29:14,808
(GRUNTS)

1575
01:29:19,188 --> 01:29:20,147
(CHOKING)

1576
01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:25,194
(CAT YOWLS)
(GRUNTS)

1577
01:29:27,905 --> 01:29:28,614
(GRUNTS)

1578
01:29:47,508 --> 01:29:48,842
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

1579
01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:50,886
DORR: The old woman

1580
01:29:52,513 --> 01:29:54,890
is a more formidable antagonist
than one had imagined.

1581
01:29:58,561 --> 01:29:59,853
(TRAWLER TOOTING)

1582
01:30:04,107 --> 01:30:05,526
(GRUNTING)

1583
01:30:17,830 --> 01:30:18,831
Now, Lump,

1584
01:30:21,124 --> 01:30:23,293
it falls to you
to finish the job.

1585
01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:28,632
The comedy must end.
You know,

1586
01:30:30,217 --> 01:30:32,052
I've been doin' some
thinkin', Professor.

1587
01:30:34,221 --> 01:30:37,515
Oh, dear. Maybe we should
be goin' to church.

1588
01:30:37,516 --> 01:30:39,976
Maybe she is right.
Oh, dear, Lump.

1589
01:30:39,977 --> 01:30:42,479
I feared those
would be your words.

1590
01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:44,021
Not that I don't appreciate
you giving the matter

1591
01:30:44,022 --> 01:30:45,648
the benefit of your thought,

1592
01:30:45,649 --> 01:30:48,067
but recall, my dear boy,

1593
01:30:48,068 --> 01:30:50,152
our respective functions
in this enterprise.

1594
01:30:50,153 --> 01:30:51,988
I am a professor.

1595
01:30:51,989 --> 01:30:55,324
The professor, as you yourself
so often say. The thinker.

1596
01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:57,577
Trained, in fact,
in the arts of cogitation.

1597
01:30:57,578 --> 01:31:01,038
You, Lump, are the goon,
the hooligan, the dumb brute,

1598
01:31:01,039 --> 01:31:03,249
whose actions must be directed
by a higher intelligence.

1599
01:31:03,250 --> 01:31:05,251
Yeah, I know, but…

1600
01:31:05,252 --> 01:31:07,587
Uh-uh, no buts, dear boy. Do not
repeat the error of thinkin'.

1601
01:31:07,588 --> 01:31:10,548
Now is the moment of praxis.

1602
01:31:10,549 --> 01:31:13,176
Now, Lump, you must act.

1603
01:31:16,597 --> 01:31:18,681
Well, I can't do it, Professor.

1604
01:31:18,682 --> 01:31:21,643
A nice old lady like that.

1605
01:31:21,644 --> 01:31:24,395
Think of the riches, Lump, that
you and I alone shall divide.

1606
01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:25,855
(STUTTERS) Yeah, I know, but…

1607
01:31:25,856 --> 01:31:29,568
And reflect also that if you decline
to act, thus forcin' me to do so,

1608
01:31:29,569 --> 01:31:31,903
you shall no longer have
any entitlement to the money.

1609
01:31:31,904 --> 01:31:35,365
Your offices shall have
been nugatory.

1610
01:31:36,701 --> 01:31:39,536
You mean you're gonna kill her?

1611
01:31:39,537 --> 01:31:41,955
Of course, yes.
My hand shall be forced.

1612
01:31:44,082 --> 01:31:45,792
I can't allow you
to do that, Professor.

1613
01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:49,712
(LAUGHS)

1614
01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:50,881
You…

1615
01:31:51,632 --> 01:31:53,132
Allow?

1616
01:31:53,133 --> 01:31:53,967
Mmm-hmm.

1617
01:31:55,052 --> 01:31:56,345
Not allow?

1618
01:31:57,137 --> 01:31:57,930
Mmm-hmm.

1619
01:31:59,222 --> 01:32:00,432
What presumption!

1620
01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:03,769
You stupid boy.

1621
01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:05,896
You very,

1622
01:32:07,606 --> 01:32:09,358
very, extremely stupid boy.

1623
01:32:10,317 --> 01:32:11,068
Oh, yeah?

1624
01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:13,904
Who looks stupid now?

1625
01:32:15,698 --> 01:32:16,865
(GUN CLICKING)

1626
01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:19,952
(TRAWLER TOOTING)

1627
01:32:23,748 --> 01:32:24,665
No bullets?

1628
01:32:24,666 --> 01:32:25,666
(GUNSHOT)

1629
01:32:32,590 --> 01:32:35,884
Perhaps it had to be thus.

1630
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:42,223
"Lo! In yon
brilliant window-niche

1631
01:32:42,224 --> 01:32:44,351
"How statue-like
I see thee stand"

1632
01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:51,316
(GASPS) A raven.

1633
01:32:55,362 --> 01:32:56,488
(CAWING)

1634
01:33:01,868 --> 01:33:04,329
"The agate lamp within thy hand!

1635
01:33:05,956 --> 01:33:10,752
"Ah! Psyche,
from the regions which

1636
01:33:12,630 --> 01:33:13,880
"Are Holy-land!"

1637
01:33:16,216 --> 01:33:16,925
(GRUNTS)

1638
01:34:11,396 --> 01:34:12,230
Huh?

1639
01:34:17,652 --> 01:34:18,528
MRS. MUNSON: Uh-huh.

1640
01:34:22,699 --> 01:34:23,992
Professor?

1641
01:34:27,704 --> 01:34:28,955
Mmm-mmm-mmm.

1642
01:34:29,873 --> 01:34:31,333
Couldn't face the music.

1643
01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:39,673
I appreciate that,
but we don't know what to do.

1644
01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:41,093
Tried that, too.

1645
01:34:42,260 --> 01:34:43,386
Oh…

1646
01:34:44,763 --> 01:34:46,222
Uh, Mrs. Munson…

1647
01:34:46,223 --> 01:34:48,182
Gotta make a statement, Sheriff.

1648
01:34:48,183 --> 01:34:49,683
Ma'am, could it possibly wait?

1649
01:34:49,684 --> 01:34:50,935
We're kinda busy
down here today.

1650
01:34:50,936 --> 01:34:52,937
Well, I suppose it could wait,

1651
01:34:52,938 --> 01:34:54,773
but it's about that
casino money.

1652
01:34:58,610 --> 01:35:01,529
Let me call you back.
You know somethin' about it?

1653
01:35:01,530 --> 01:35:03,573
Somethin'? Everything.
I got it at home.

1654
01:35:04,825 --> 01:35:06,867
You got what at home?
The money.

1655
01:35:06,868 --> 01:35:09,120
$1.6 million.

1656
01:35:09,121 --> 01:35:10,621
It's down in my root cellar.

1657
01:35:10,622 --> 01:35:12,748
How did it get there, Marva?

1658
01:35:12,749 --> 01:35:16,085
Well, a bunch of desperate men stole
it and put it there, that's how.

1659
01:35:16,086 --> 01:35:19,089
See, they was musicians
of the Renaissance period.

1660
01:35:20,632 --> 01:35:23,050
Turned out they
really couldn't play,

1661
01:35:23,051 --> 01:35:26,720
but they could recite poems
that'd break your heart.

1662
01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:30,641
The ringleader spoke in dead tongues.
Does he now?

1663
01:35:30,642 --> 01:35:32,434
I tried to get you to see him.

1664
01:35:32,435 --> 01:35:34,019
That night.
Yes, ma'am.

1665
01:35:34,020 --> 01:35:37,857
I had to holler at 'em about
stealin' all that money. Mmm.

1666
01:35:37,858 --> 01:35:40,276
And I guess I made 'em
feel real bad,

1667
01:35:40,277 --> 01:35:44,780
'cause they just picked up and
left without takin' the money.

1668
01:35:44,781 --> 01:35:46,074
And they let Pickles out.

1669
01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:48,868
(GRUNTS)

1670
01:35:48,869 --> 01:35:50,661
So, you want us to
come over and fetch him.

1671
01:35:50,662 --> 01:35:52,746
Oh, no, no, he's back.

1672
01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:53,957
What you want me to do
with the money?

1673
01:35:58,670 --> 01:35:59,504
You keep it.

1674
01:36:01,089 --> 01:36:02,382
Why don't you keep it?

1675
01:36:04,134 --> 01:36:06,929
Keep it? Go on and
keep it, Miss Marva.

1676
01:36:09,974 --> 01:36:11,141
Well,

1677
01:36:13,518 --> 01:36:16,104
it is just a penny off
of everybody's policy.

1678
01:36:20,901 --> 01:36:22,194
I could…

1679
01:36:24,487 --> 01:36:26,656
You don't suppose I could…
Yes, ma'am?

1680
01:36:29,284 --> 01:36:31,912
Could I just give it all
to Bob Jones University?

1681
01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:41,963
Yeah, that'd be nice.

1682
01:36:44,007 --> 01:36:47,177
Give it all to 'em.
That's a good idea.

1683
01:36:49,596 --> 01:36:50,973
(CHUCKLES)

1684
01:36:55,019 --> 01:36:56,937
As long as everybody knows.

1685
01:36:59,773 --> 01:37:01,024
(GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING)

1686
01:37:04,569 --> 01:37:05,862
How you doin'?

1687
01:37:15,205 --> 01:37:16,372
(MRS. MUNSON GRUNTS)
(CAT MEOWS)

1688
01:37:16,373 --> 01:37:19,334
Pickles.
Oh, Lord, Pickles!

1689
01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:15,408
(GOSPEL MUSIC CONTINUES)