1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,263 (GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:00:36,246 --> 00:00:37,496 (SEAGULLS CAWING) 5 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,397 (CAWING) 6 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:11,780 (TUGBOAT TOOTING) 7 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:01,455 (SHERIFF SNORING) 8 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,335 (BEEPING) 9 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:08,712 (SNORING) 10 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:32,611 (DOOR SLAMS) (GASPS) 11 00:02:33,363 --> 00:02:35,030 Oh... 12 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,366 Afternoon, Mrs. Munson. Afternoon, Sheriff. 13 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,411 You know the Funthes boy? 14 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:42,871 Um, Mackatee Funthes? 15 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,873 MRS. MUNSON: No, no, not him. Weemack. 16 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:49,003 Mackatee's eldest. Oh, yeah. 17 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:52,172 I believe I do. Mmm-hmm. Well, he's a good boy and all, 18 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:56,093 but he done gone down to the Costco in Pascagoula and got his self a blaster. 19 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:58,846 What? And he been playing that music. 20 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,390 Well, if you want, you know, I could... Loud. 21 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:04,394 Well, I could go talk to him if you... Left My Wallet in El Segundo. 22 00:03:04,394 --> 00:03:06,312 He left his wallet? Hippity-hop music. 23 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:08,772 You know, they calls it hippity-hop music, 24 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,983 but it don't make me want to go hippity-hop. Mmm-mmm. 25 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,319 Mmm... 26 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:15,404 And Othar don't like that music neither. 27 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:20,200 It's been disturbin' Othar then, has it? 28 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,329 Well, how could it help but do? 29 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:25,914 Left My Wallet in El Segundo. 30 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,374 He left his... Sheriff, do you know what 31 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,293 they call colored folks in them songs? 32 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:32,338 Have you got any idea? 33 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:34,299 No, ma'am, I don't think... Niggas. 34 00:03:34,299 --> 00:03:35,883 Ooh. 35 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,427 I don't even want to say the word. 36 00:03:37,427 --> 00:03:39,178 Now, I won't say it twice, 37 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:40,387 I can tell you that. 38 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,056 I say it one time... Yes, ma'am. 39 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,599 ...in the course of swearin' down my complaint. 40 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:44,767 Yes. Niggas. 41 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:46,477 Mmm. Mmm-mmm. 42 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:49,605 Two thousand years after Jesus. 43 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,815 Thirty years after Martin Luther King. 44 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:54,109 The age of Montel. Mmm. 45 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:57,571 Sweet Lord of mercy, is that where we at? 46 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,115 Weemack down to Pascagoula 47 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,451 and gettin' his self a big ol' thumpety stereo 48 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,662 so he can listen to that trash. 49 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,622 Sheriff, you got to help that boy. 50 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:07,748 You want me to help him? 51 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,750 Extend that helpin' hand. 52 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,919 Show an interest. 53 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,797 Well, we're here to help. Well, God bless you for that. 54 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,715 You don't want to be tried and found wantin'. 55 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,676 No, ma'am. No, many, many done 56 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:20,594 tunkalow parzen, Sheriff. 57 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,389 Many, many done tunkalow parzen. 58 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:24,139 Many what, ma'am? 59 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,060 You been tried and found wantin'. 60 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:30,313 You don't want that writin' on the wall. 61 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:31,313 Oh, no, ma'am. Don't want that on the wall. 62 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:32,648 Feast of Balthasar. 63 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,274 Yeah, that sounds good. 64 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,777 The apostle John said, 65 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:41,491 "Behold, there's a stranger in our midst, come to destroy us." 66 00:04:41,491 --> 00:04:42,574 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. 67 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,493 (GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING) 68 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,667 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 69 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,527 (BELL DINGING) 70 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,237 Aww... 71 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,781 You need somethin' to eat, angel? 72 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,995 Othar, I went and complained about Weemack today. 73 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,499 Don't know if it'll do any good. Mmm. 74 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,460 That boy hangin' by a thread. 75 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:35,461 Over the pit. 76 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,004 Fiery pit. 77 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:41,425 Left My Wallet in El Segundo. 78 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:44,720 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 79 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:48,432 Sixty-seven years of life. 80 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,477 Forty-six years of marriage. 81 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:58,025 You mean to tell me you never once suffered from piles? 82 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,569 Well, it's the human condition. (CHUCKLES) 83 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:01,820 Most humans, anyhow. 84 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:05,157 Like that ballplayer said, 85 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:06,825 "The world's got two kind of folks. 86 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:11,163 "Them that's got the piles and them that's goin' get 'em." 87 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:14,750 But you always was healthy as an ox. 88 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:18,003 Passed on 'fore you could get the piles. 89 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,880 Mmm-hmm. 90 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,132 Oh, thank the Lord you never was sick. 91 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:27,137 Just want to pass away nice and peaceful. 92 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,223 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 93 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:33,477 Go to sleep one night, wake up in the glory land. (EXCLAIMS) 94 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:40,859 (MEOWING) 95 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,487 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 96 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:44,780 (CHAIR CREAKING) 97 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:55,582 (CAT MEOWING) MRS. MUNSON: Pickles! 98 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:00,170 Go fetch Pickles! 99 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:02,214 Pickles? 100 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:08,220 Oh, he's up that tree again. You'd better shimmy on up. 101 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:11,474 Well, I do apologize, madam, 102 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:14,059 but won't the feline eventually tire of his lonely perch 103 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,811 and, pining for his master's affection, 104 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:16,770 return on his own initiative? 105 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,647 The point being, 106 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:23,527 must we actually ascend the tree? 107 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:26,488 Look, I don't want no doubletalk. 108 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:27,990 Now, if you not goin' fetch him, 109 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,908 I guess I gotta call the police. 110 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,244 Police? And they not goin' be happy. 111 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:34,371 Every time they have to fetch him, 112 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:36,915 they swear they'll never do it no more. 113 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,167 (INHALES) You don't need to call the authorities, madam. 114 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:41,712 I did this often as a child. 115 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,131 I was a positive lemur. 116 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:46,884 Here, kitty. 117 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:48,468 Oh, don't upset him now. 118 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,470 I wouldn't think of it, madam. 119 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,472 Harmless little Felis domesticus. 120 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,599 (GRUNTS) 121 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,019 Here, kitty. 122 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:59,564 Come to G.H. Come, come. 123 00:07:59,564 --> 00:08:01,691 (MEOWS) Here, kitty. Here, kitty. 124 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,360 (GRUNTS) Come, come, come. No, no, no. 125 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,821 That's not how Sheriff Wyner do it. 126 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,157 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come, come, come. 127 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,491 (HISSING) 128 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,826 Come to the professor. 129 00:08:14,704 --> 00:08:15,537 Yes. 130 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:16,622 (CREAKING) (GRUNTS) 131 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:25,797 Ah... 132 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:28,717 Thank you, madam, for your act of kindness. 133 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,510 Well, you let him out. 134 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:34,348 I certainly did and for that I apologize no end. 135 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:37,392 Allow me to present myself, um, formally. 136 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:41,647 Goldthwait Higginson Dorr, Ph.D. 137 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,610 Like Elmer? 138 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:47,027 I beg your pardon, ma'am? Fudd. 139 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,449 No, no. Ph.D. 140 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:57,079 is a mark of academic attainment bestowed, in my case, 141 00:08:57,079 --> 00:09:00,332 in recognition of my mastery of the antique languages of Latin and Greek. 142 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,542 I also hold a number of other advanced degrees, 143 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,337 including the baccalaureate from a school in Paris, France, 144 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,296 called the Sorbonne. 145 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,091 Sore bone. (SCOFFS) 146 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:09,883 Well, that fits. 147 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,137 You ever study at Bob Jones University? 148 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,514 I have not had that privilege. 149 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,015 Oh, that's a Bible school. 150 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,434 Only the finest in the country. 151 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,812 I send 'em $5 every month. That is very generous... 152 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:25,190 I'm on the mailin' list. I'm an angel. Are you? Yes. 153 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:28,568 Oh, they list my name in the newsletter every issue. 154 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,780 Do they? Oh, I got the literature right over here. 155 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,533 If you'd like to examine it... Perhaps when my head has 156 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,743 recovered from its buffeting. 157 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,914 Mrs. Munson, are you at all curious 158 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,126 as to why I darkened your door, 159 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,544 as the expression would have it, 160 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:49,506 on this lovely, lovely camellia-scented morn? 161 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,551 Well, I was wonderin' till you let Pickles out. 162 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,761 I quite understand. Then in all the excitement... 163 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,431 The fact is, I saw the sign in your window 164 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,391 advertising a room to let? 165 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,813 And there are no other such signs among the houses 166 00:10:03,813 --> 00:10:06,231 on this charming, charming street. 167 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:09,985 Yeah, I got a room, $15 a week. 168 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,070 I'm lookin' for a quiet tenant. 169 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:15,032 Madam, you are addressing a man who is quiet... 170 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,786 And yet, not quiet. 171 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,205 If I may offer a riddle. 172 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:28,670 I am currently on sabbatical from the institution where I teach, 173 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,631 the University of Mississippi at Hattiesburg. 174 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,968 I am takin' a year off to indulge my passion, 175 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,304 and I do not believe that is too strong a word, 176 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,723 for the music of the Renaissance. Mmm-hmm. 177 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,933 I perform in, and have the honor of directing, 178 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,687 a period-instrument ensemble 179 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:47,314 that performs at Renaissance fairs and other cultural fora 180 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,859 throughout central and southern Mississippi. 181 00:10:49,859 --> 00:10:54,822 We perform on the instruments for which the music was originally composed. 182 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,741 Now, wait a minute. You got some kind of band? 183 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,951 (CHUCKLES) 184 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:04,832 The word "band" would be, in this context, something of a misnomer. 185 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:08,794 Though we do play together, hence the word "ensemble," 186 00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:11,756 the nature of the music is such that, 187 00:11:11,756 --> 00:11:15,967 well, one would hesitate to apply the epithet "band" 188 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,303 with connotations of janglin' rhythms... 189 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,638 So, y'all ain't playin' no hippity-hop? 190 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,890 I Left My Wallet in El Segundo. 191 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,892 Songs with the titles spelled all funny? 192 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,770 (LAUGHS) No, no, no. 193 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:28,647 We play music 194 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:32,734 that has been composed to the greater glory of God. 195 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,615 Devotional music. Church music. 196 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,493 Gospel music? 197 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,913 Well, inspired by the gospel, certainly. 198 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,415 The vintage, of course, is no more recent than the Rococo. 199 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,252 Rococo, huh? 200 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:52,254 Well, I guess that'd be okay. 201 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:56,884 But I don't propose to inflict our rehearsals on you. 202 00:11:56,884 --> 00:12:00,011 May I inquire, do you have a root cellar? 203 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:02,806 (DOOR CREAKING) 204 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,766 DORR: Ah. 205 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:06,726 Yes. 206 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:10,397 Yes, yes. 207 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:13,859 This looks promising. 208 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,237 A little dank, ain't it? 209 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,865 Indeed. That only improves the acoustics. 210 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,121 (VOCALIZING) 211 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,125 Marvelous. 212 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:32,627 Yes. 213 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,255 Ah. 214 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:39,968 Oh, these earthen walls are ideal for baffling the higher registers 215 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,638 of the lute or sackbut. 216 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,474 (VOCALIZING) 217 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,270 That is why so much music of the Cinquecento 218 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,480 was played in crypts and catacombs. 219 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,941 This is ideal. 220 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,442 This is perfect. This is more than perfect. 221 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,194 I can scarcely contain my glee. 222 00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,696 Oh, you containin' it okay. 223 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,574 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 224 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,827 You gotta peel this shit out, man. 225 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,870 Sometimes it stick to the bottom. 226 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,789 Man, this shit smells like rot. 227 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,960 You wouldn't even believe this, man. 228 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,127 Even out here on the casino floor, 229 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,589 you gonna find goddamn mercy pads, Tucks. 230 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,799 I don't know what the fuck people be doin' here while they gamblin'. 231 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:24,429 Man, I ain't peelin' no funky shit with my human hands. 232 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,431 That ain't nothin' but a prescription for diseases and viruses 233 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,183 and shit attackin' your fuckin' insides. 234 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,477 Oh, well, shit, you gotta do it 'cause Mr. Gudge checks everything. 235 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,395 Now, this tunnel leads back onto the land 236 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,689 for all the people that work for Mannex. 237 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,776 Mannex Corporation. They own the Bandit Queen, three other boats. 238 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:40,362 Now, this is where they think all their corporate shit, Gudge and them. 239 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,197 I mean, the light's as ugly as all hell, 240 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,448 but, shit, ain't as many Tucks. 241 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:45,951 (KNOCKING) 242 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,661 Let me in, motherfucker. 243 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,996 MAN: What's the password? 244 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,205 Kiss my ass. 245 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,123 (DOOR CLANGS) 246 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,042 (LAUGHING) 247 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,922 Now, this is where they count the dough. 248 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,215 Now, if you try to take any of it, 249 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,841 Elron over there'll shoot yo' ass. 250 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,594 God damn. (LAUGHING) 251 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,972 Dawg, this is a motherfuckin' pigsty, man. 252 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,100 You are a squeakyass, motherfuckin' pig. 253 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,852 Man, look at your ass. You got Cocoa Krispies on your uniform. 254 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,313 Got breakfast there, and you still eatin' goddamn lunch, man. 255 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,898 I swear to God, if that ass was nickels, 256 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,984 you'd be a motherfuckin' millionaire. 257 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:21,778 Spread out, boy. Look at you. You a disgraceful fucker. 258 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,073 You is a fat motherfucker, man. I swear... 259 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,449 Hey, Mr. Gudge. 260 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,243 How you doin' this mornin'? I'm doin' fine. 261 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:31,121 All right. So, how's the new man? 262 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,664 Oh, shit, he a cleanin' motherfucker, man. 263 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,249 Is that a fact? 264 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,084 What's up, my nigga? 265 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,882 (EXPLOSIONS) 266 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,556 DIRECTOR: Cut! Cut, cut, cut. 267 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,391 God damn it, his canteen fell off. Props! 268 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,476 (SIGHS) 269 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,228 The goddamn thing's canteen fell off. 270 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,731 PANCAKE: Okay, we're prepared for that. 271 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,399 Mountain, put Otto into the apparatus. 272 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,069 (DOG PANTING) 273 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,115 What the hell is this? 274 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,868 World War I vintage gas mask. 275 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:12,996 It's authentic. Strapped on, of course, so it can't fall off. 276 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,749 Now, the animal is free to be as active as he wants. 277 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,501 It doesn't inhibit his movement in any way, 278 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,088 and I think it really sells the whole doughboy thing. 279 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:21,921 (STUTTERS) It looks like a fucking joke. 280 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,465 Uh, you're absolutely right. 281 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,967 The gas mask is a whimsical concept. 282 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,136 How the hell does it eat when it gets to the Nibbles Ready-to-Eat? 283 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,055 Well, you're absolutely right. 284 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,389 Don't let the clients see this. Or that Humane fucker. 285 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,849 PANCAKE: No, of course not. 286 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,559 They'll just shut the fuckin' spot down, Pancake. 287 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,685 They'll shut the fuckin' spot down, okay? 288 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:36,644 Put the goddamn canteen back on the dog. 289 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,854 That says he's a soldier. 290 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,731 Dented tin canteen. 291 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,108 All right? Strap it to his fucking collar. 292 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,942 Easiest thing in the world. 293 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,487 I just thought... What? 294 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,280 But you're right, a canteen's much better. 295 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,033 Good concept. Let's go with that. 296 00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:50,575 (DOG GASPING) 297 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,038 What's he doing? PANCAKE: Well, he's... 298 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,707 Just breathe normally, Otto. 299 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,084 The fucking dog can't breathe. 300 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,920 Oh, no, he can breathe. That thing is... 301 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,506 Just breathe normally, Otto. The fuckin' dog can't breathe. 302 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,383 The fuckin' dog cannot breathe. 303 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,343 Okay? Get the... Get that fuckin' thing off of him. 304 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,553 Of course, easiest thing in the world. 305 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:11,805 I don't have my Leatherman. 306 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,098 Mountain, give me your Leatherman. Chop, chop. 307 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,433 Chitra, make sure that Humane fucker doesn't come over here, okay? 308 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,060 Distract him. He'll shit if he sees this. There we go. 309 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,355 Mountain, have electric run me a stinger. 310 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,190 Don't give up on me, Otto. 311 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,193 Mountain, I need two live leads. 312 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,403 But, Garth, the gennie's 100 yards away. God damn it. 313 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,363 Otto's gonna have irreversible brain damage in about 30 seconds. 314 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,075 Here we go. Okay, kiss of life. 315 00:16:31,075 --> 00:16:32,242 Otto is fuckin' dead. 316 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:32,992 What the fuck are you doing? 317 00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:35,370 Otto is fuckin' dead! 318 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:42,085 PLAYER: Set. 320. 320. Hut. 319 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,545 (GRUNTING) 320 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,839 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 321 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,927 (GRUNTING) (GROANING) 322 00:16:57,058 --> 00:17:00,687 I-left. 90-tiger, X-slant. On one. Ready? 323 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,813 Break. 324 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,022 Hut. 325 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,232 (GRUNTING) 326 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,034 Split left. 68, Z-go. 327 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,536 You the man. 328 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,413 Hey, butthead. LUMP: Huh? 329 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,250 You the man. LUMP: Me the man? 330 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,501 On one. Ready? ALL: Break. 331 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:27,672 PLAYER: 390. 390. Hut. (CROWD CHEERING) 332 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,715 (GRUNTING) 333 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,473 (CLINK) 334 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,349 (GRUNTING) 335 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,651 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 336 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,986 LUMP: Oh, no. 337 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:54,282 Hudson, get your ass off the field! 338 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,160 Get your ass off the field! 339 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,744 God damn it. 340 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,913 Hudson, get your ass out of my game! 341 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,290 You couldn't catch a cold. 342 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,374 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 343 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,267 (DOOR BEEPS) 344 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,310 (GUNS COCKING) 345 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,270 A'ight, dragon lady, we want that fuckin' money. 346 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,273 We want that donut money. 347 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,273 (SPEAKING CANTONESE) 348 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,948 Okay, papa-san, we want that donut money. 349 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,866 We ain't fuckin' around, Mr. Hi-Ho. 350 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,244 Look, this fuckin' thing, it ain't that complicated. 351 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,286 You give us all the fuckin' money, 352 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,538 you won't get shot in the head. 353 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,290 A'ight? You got three seconds. 354 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,503 You... You got three fucking seconds, a'ight? 355 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:49,921 One, two, three. You understand? 356 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,256 We want that donut money. 357 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,217 I'm gonna count uno, and two and... 358 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:54,759 (CHOKING) (GRUNTS) 359 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,308 His fingers are way the fuck up my nose. 360 00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:08,147 Get your fingers out my man's nose! 361 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,148 (SPEAKS CANTONESE) (DOOR BEEPS) 362 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,441 Coffee? 363 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,859 (GLASS SHATTERS) (GROANING) 364 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,781 (CRYING) 365 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,292 ♪ Let it shine on ♪ All night 366 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,254 ♪ Let it shine on ♪ Come on, now, let your 367 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,171 ♪ Light from the lighthouse 368 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,258 ♪ Let it shine on me ♪ Shine on me 369 00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:36,218 ♪ Oh, let it ♪ Shine on 370 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,511 ♪ All night, let it ♪ Shine on 371 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,389 ♪ I need you to let your light from the lighthouse 372 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,474 ♪ Let it shine on me 373 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,227 ♪ Let it shine on me ♪ Shine on 374 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,813 ♪ Let it shine on me ♪ Shine on 375 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,481 ♪ Let it shine on me ♪ Shine on 376 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,318 ♪ You got to let it Shine on me ♪ Shine on 377 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,320 ♪ When you're walkin' in darkness ♪ Shine on 378 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,947 ♪ You gotta let it shine ♪ Shine on 379 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:02,201 ♪ If you want to see the light You gotta let it shine 380 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,203 ♪ You've got to Let it shine 381 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,206 ♪ You've got to Let it shine 382 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,502 ♪ Come on, shine, yes Come on, shine 383 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,463 ♪ Come on, shine 384 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,049 ♪ You've got to come on And let it shine 385 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,513 ♪ Yeah, help me Let it shine 386 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,808 ♪ Let it shine 387 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,018 ♪ Shine 388 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,856 ♪ Oh, yeah 389 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,442 ♪ Hey, let it shine ♪ Shine on 390 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,319 ♪ Let it shine ♪ Shine on 391 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:39,072 ♪ Let it shine ♪ Shine on 392 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,407 ♪ Let the light From the lighthouse 393 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,826 ♪ Shine 394 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,328 ♪ On 395 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,663 ♪ Me 396 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,289 ♪ Let it shine on me 397 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,335 ♪ Yeah ♪ 398 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:52,669 (APPLAUSE) 399 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,881 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) 400 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,686 I know you all remember 401 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:12,313 that when Moses came down the mountain 402 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,565 carrying the word of God. 403 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:17,527 Come down that Sinai peak, 404 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,112 he caught them Israelites red-handed. 405 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,279 ALL: Yes. 406 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,864 What'd he catch 'em doin'? 407 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,700 He caught 'em worshippin' 408 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,494 a golden calf. 409 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:30,289 He caught 'em worshippin' a false god. 410 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:34,419 He caught them Israelites in decline. 411 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,003 In decline. 412 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,506 What did Moses do when he saw those 413 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,050 declinin', backslidin', never-mindin' sinners? 414 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,010 What did he do? What did he do? 415 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,555 Moses smote those sinners in his wrath. Yes, he did. 416 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:49,100 Y'all know what "smote" is? 417 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,435 (MUTTERING) 418 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,437 I smite, you smite, he smites, we done smote. 419 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,230 (ALL EXCLAIM) 420 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,024 To smite is to go upside the head. 421 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:02,489 Because sometimes, brothers and sisters, that's the only way. 422 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,615 The only way. 423 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:09,538 To smite is to remind we got to stop that decline 424 00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:13,040 and scramble back up to the face of the Almighty God. 425 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,792 Amen. 426 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,628 Instead of worshippin' that golden calf, 427 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:20,715 that earthly trash on that garbage island. 428 00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:22,884 That garbage island in the shadowland. 429 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,927 (VOCALIZING) Way... (ALL CHEER) 430 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,808 Way outside the kingdom of God. 431 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:34,020 That garbage island, where scavenger birds feast 432 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:37,231 on the bones of the backslidin' damned. 433 00:22:39,443 --> 00:22:42,571 And so, let us pray. 434 00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:46,991 (MRS. MUNSON HUMMING) 435 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:50,953 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 436 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,041 My dear lady, 437 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,545 I do so hope this is not an inopportune time for our first practice. 438 00:22:58,545 --> 00:22:59,462 Somebody die? 439 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,464 DORR: I beg your pardon? 440 00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:03,425 Oh! (LAUGHS) 441 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:06,052 No, no, no. No, I'm not bereaved. 442 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,012 Though it is so kind of you to inquire. 443 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:11,015 The hearse is simply a vehicle 444 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:14,060 commodious enough to accommodate all the members of our ensemble. 445 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,937 And, of course, our instruments, 446 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:18,397 contrived in an age ignorant of miniaturization. 447 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:22,735 Allow me to introduce my friends, my colleagues, 448 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,237 these devoted and passionate musicians... 449 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,279 Ain't no smokin' in this house. 450 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:27,448 Oh? 451 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:28,783 Sorry. 452 00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:32,328 (STRUMMING AND TOOTING) 453 00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:45,967 (STRUMMING) 454 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,639 What do you think, General? 455 00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:51,639 Present any problems? 456 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,683 (BLOWING SACKBUT) 457 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,563 (SOFTLY) Good, then. 458 00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:02,775 Gentlemen, why don't we crowd around and go over the plan? 459 00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:06,904 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 460 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:10,783 Gentlemen, this is the Bandit Queen. 461 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,618 The gambling den. Cash cow. 462 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,120 Sodom of the Mississippi Delta 463 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,955 and the focus of our little exercise. 464 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,000 Here is Orchard Street. 465 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,419 Here is the residence of Marva Munson, 466 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:24,088 the charming lady whom you all met moments ago. 467 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,424 Gentlemen, I'm sure you're all aware 468 00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:29,594 that the solons of the state of Mississippi, to wit, its legislature, 469 00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:32,471 have decreed that no gaming establishment shall be erected 470 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,516 within its borders upon dry land. 471 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:37,519 They may, however, legally float. 472 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,312 While the gambling activity 473 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:40,980 is restricted to these riverboats, 474 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,316 no such restrictions apply to the functions ancillary 475 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,234 to this cash-besotted business. 476 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,696 The casino's offices, locker rooms, 477 00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:51,616 facilities to cook and clean, and, most importantly, its counting houses. 478 00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:56,538 The reinforced, secret, super-secure repositories of the lucre 479 00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:59,290 may all be situated wherever. 480 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,791 (INHALES DEEPLY) 481 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:04,003 Gawain, where is "wherever"? 482 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:05,338 Say what? 483 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,925 Where's the money? Oh... 484 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:10,885 Okay, look. 485 00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:12,678 At the end of every shift, 486 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,263 the pit boss brings the cash down 487 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,974 to the hold of the ship in a locked cashbox, 488 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:19,393 then once a day all the cash is moved down to the countin' room. 489 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,523 And where is the counting room? 490 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,859 Well... 491 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:30,154 It be right there in that square where you pointin'. 492 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:33,700 And what, to flog a horse that if not dead 493 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,285 is at this point in mortal danger of expiring, 494 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,037 does this little square represent? 495 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,584 Offices. Underground. 496 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:45,211 Hah! Underground. 497 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,253 Mmm... 498 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,422 Underground. 499 00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:52,134 During the casino's hours of operation, 500 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:55,262 the door to this counting room is fiercely guarded. 501 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,264 The door itself is of redoubtable Pittsburgh steel. 502 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,891 When the casino closes, 503 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,185 this entire underground complex is locked up, 504 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:04,146 and the armed guard retreats to the casino's main entrance. 505 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:08,735 There, then, far from the guard, 506 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,361 reposes the money, 507 00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:13,197 behind a five-inch-thick steel portal, yes. 508 00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:17,243 But the walls, gentlemen, 509 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:21,497 the walls are but humble masonry. 510 00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:26,544 Behind which is only the soft, loamy soil deposited over centuries 511 00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:28,254 by the old man, 512 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,922 the meanderin' Mississippi, 513 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,216 as it fanned its way back and forth 514 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:35,094 across the great alluvial plain, leaving earth. 515 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,056 This earth. 516 00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:45,896 The General here, whose curriculum vitae comprehends 517 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:49,608 massive tunnelin' experience through the soil of his native French Indochina, 518 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,070 shall be directin' our little old tunnelin' operation. 519 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:55,489 Garth Pancake, though a master of none, 520 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:59,827 is a jack of all those trades corollary to our aim. 521 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:02,329 He will be doin' such fabricatin' and demolition work 522 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,081 as our little caper shall require. 523 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:05,750 Happy to be on board. 524 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:09,045 Gawain is our proverbial "inside man." 525 00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:11,422 He has managed to secure himself 526 00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:13,799 a berth on the custodial staff of the Bandit Queen. 527 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,634 Damn, skippy. 528 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,929 And this brings us to Lump. 529 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,723 To look at Lump, you might wonder 530 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,392 what specialized expertise 531 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:27,689 could he possibly offer our merry little old band of miscreants. 532 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:32,526 Well, gentlemen, in a project of such risks, it is imperative 533 00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:36,030 to enlist the services of a hooligan, a goon, an ape, a physical brute. 534 00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:38,491 Someone who will be our security, 535 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:42,787 our battering ram, our blunt instrument. 536 00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:46,040 And, on our behalf, I wish him a warm Mississippi welcome. 537 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,709 Fuckin' A. Wassup, my nigga? 538 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:49,502 Well, gentlemen, here you are. 539 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:53,881 Men of different backgrounds and differing talents. 540 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:56,133 Men with, in fact, but two things in common. 541 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:59,553 One, you all saw fit to answer my advertisement in the Memphis Scimitar, 542 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:01,305 and, two, you're all going to be, in consequence, 543 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,933 very, very, incredibly rich. 544 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:07,436 (INHALES SHARPLY) Let us revel in our adventure, gentlemen. 545 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:10,981 (BREATHLESSLY) Let us make beautiful music together, 546 00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:13,442 and, by all means, let us keep this to ourselves. 547 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:16,695 What we say in this root cellar, 548 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,072 let it stay in this root cellar. 549 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:20,866 There's no "I" in "team." 550 00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:25,871 (GRUNTS) 551 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,965 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 552 00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:17,524 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 553 00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:19,860 (WHISTLES) 554 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:29,578 (DOOR CREAKING) 555 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:38,545 (MUSIC STOPS) 556 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:45,386 It's okay, don't stop on account of me. (CHUCKLES) 557 00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:47,846 No. No, no, no, no. Not at all, madam. 558 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,307 Not at all. We were about to take a break anyway. 559 00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:52,518 The glissandi on this particular piece 560 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,938 are technically very, very demanding, 561 00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:58,649 and I'm sure we would all welcome a moment of R and R. 562 00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:01,735 Well, I just thought maybe you'd like to see... 563 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:02,903 What have you gotten into, honey? 564 00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,321 Why you sweatin' like that? 565 00:31:04,947 --> 00:31:06,865 Uh... Uh... 566 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,493 (STAMMERING) 567 00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:11,955 (STUTTERS) 'Cause, 'cause... That boy right there? 568 00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:15,249 He plays one bitch barrel full of a sackbut. 569 00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:16,375 Ain't that right, Lump? 570 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,794 I'm tellin' you, he can tear it up. Right, Lump? 571 00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:21,588 Ain't nobody play the sackbut like Lump right there. 572 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,881 He... (EXCLAIMS) 573 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,717 Don't be shy, Lump. Don't be shy. 574 00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:26,844 Lump, that boy, he go at it like it was some pussy. 575 00:31:26,844 --> 00:31:28,178 Ah... 576 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:30,014 Oh, shit! Mind your mouth. 577 00:31:30,014 --> 00:31:32,516 This is a Christian house, boy. 578 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:35,227 No hippity-hop language in here. 579 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,271 Sometime it's the only way. 580 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:38,480 Now listen, you ain't gonna hit me... 581 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,734 I'm tryin' to help you, boy, better yourself. 582 00:31:41,734 --> 00:31:43,277 (CLATTERING) 583 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:45,696 And so you should, madam. So you should. 584 00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:49,533 Gawain is so far transported 585 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:52,954 by his love of the music of the early Renaissance... 586 00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:55,789 Don't make me no never mind, he transported. 587 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,916 I understand. You been smokin'? 588 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:01,045 Oh, certainly not, ma'am. I understand your indignation, ma'am. 589 00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:03,131 And I was offering an explanation, not an excuse. 590 00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:03,922 I myself am... Hey, hey, hey, 591 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,133 don't be explainin' me, dawg. 592 00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,719 You can't read my motherfuckin' mind, man. 593 00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:12,264 You might got yo' Ph.D., but I got my GED. 594 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,557 Yes. Nigga. 595 00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:16,518 A fiery lad. 596 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,814 But then, youth is fiery. 597 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,442 A fact often remarked upon 598 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,154 by the poets of the Romantic era. 599 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:29,156 My youth, I was in church. I wasn't walkin' around fiery. 600 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,657 Youth ain't no excuse for nothin'. 601 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,079 Anyhow, I just came to show you the fife. 602 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:37,999 Othar's fife. 603 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,125 Burned his own. 604 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:43,587 I thought maybe, you bein' a man of music, you'd be interested. 605 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,630 Oh, indeed I am. 606 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,385 Cut it his self and burned his holes. 607 00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:52,513 Oh... The Israelites called it a khalil. 608 00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,723 Yeah, you can read all about it in the Bible. 609 00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:56,642 Ain't nothin' new under the sun. (CHUCKLES) 610 00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:58,394 Indeed not. 611 00:33:02,106 --> 00:33:03,148 (SIGHS) 612 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,400 Gone these 20 years. 613 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,529 He was some kind of man. 614 00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:17,538 Blowed the khalil. 615 00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:28,216 I don't suppose Othar ever turned his hand... 616 00:33:28,216 --> 00:33:30,134 (LAUGHS) 617 00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:33,720 Or turned his lip to blowing the shofar? 618 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:43,021 The ceremonial ram's horn sounded by the priests of the Hebrews. 619 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,648 Now, I don't know nothin' about that. 620 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:49,237 Othar never blowed no shofar. 621 00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:51,655 Of course not. Not to the extent of my knowledge. 622 00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,866 The khalil was good enough for my Othar. 623 00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:58,620 He was some kind of man. 624 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,751 MRS. MUNSON: Some kind of man. 625 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,336 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 626 00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:08,130 GAWAIN: Oh, God damn. 627 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,091 Come on, girl, let me get one little peek. 628 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:12,218 Don't be cruel. Come on, just one butt cheek. 629 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:13,802 Pull that ass out and make it clap. (CHUCKLES) 630 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,765 Ah, just 'cause I'm dressed like a janitor, don't mean you gotta do me dirty. 631 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,350 This motherfucker's the jackpot. 632 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:21,768 Come on, girl. 633 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,145 Come over here and blow on these dice. 634 00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:24,438 You know, I'm a seven on the roll now, 635 00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:25,606 but I'm a 10 the hard way, 636 00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:26,732 and I ain't just talkin' crap. 637 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:34,656 Mr. Gudge, she had a ass that could pull a bus. 638 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:37,951 I mean, Gudge, it was more than an ass, it was literature. 639 00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:40,078 Yeah, I don't care how big her ass was, 640 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,872 MacSam, you're fired. 641 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:43,249 You say what? 642 00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:46,293 There is no fraternizing with customers on the Bandit Queen. 643 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,420 Clean out your locker. But, Mr. Gudge, I wasn't... 644 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,422 I said get outta here. You're fired. 645 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:53,467 You can't fire me. I'll sue your ass. 646 00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:55,552 Sue me? For what? 647 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,930 For fuckin' punitive damages, man. 648 00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:59,431 Punitive damages. Yeah. 649 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,558 Punitive damages. You goddamn skippy. 650 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,270 (CHUCKLES) Punitive damages. Yeah, I see why you firin' me, Mr. Gudge. 651 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,105 Yeah, it's simple and plain. 652 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,148 You firin' me 'cause I'm black. 653 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:15,281 MacSam, everybody on the custodial staff is black. 654 00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:17,115 Your replacement is gonna be black. 655 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,243 His replacement, no doubt, will be black. 656 00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:23,914 Well, the fuckin' judge is goin' be black, motherfucker. 657 00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:26,833 And you? You gonna stand tall before the man. 658 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,710 Oh? And your replacement's gonna be black. 659 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:30,170 Motherfucker. Thank you. 660 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,007 DORR: Oh, my. 661 00:35:35,343 --> 00:35:36,969 Oh, my, my, my, my, my. 662 00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:39,888 This is a severe setback. I am distraught. 663 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:40,681 I'm more than distraught. 664 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,351 I am devastated. 665 00:35:43,351 --> 00:35:44,851 I'm beside myself. 666 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:47,313 I'm at a positive loss for words. 667 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,021 You still talkin' okay, though. 668 00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:50,691 Have you all decided? 669 00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:54,278 Madam, we must have waffles. 670 00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:56,029 We must all have waffles forthwith. 671 00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:58,448 We must all think. We must all have waffles 672 00:35:58,448 --> 00:35:59,783 and think, each and every one of us, 673 00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:02,035 to the very best of his ability. 674 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:05,205 Perhaps if you apologized to the man and gave him flowers. 675 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:07,874 Or perhaps a fruit basket 676 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:11,295 with a card depicting a misty seascape and inscribed with a sentiment. 677 00:36:11,295 --> 00:36:13,297 I ain't apologizing to that motherfucker. 678 00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:15,215 He fired me 'cause I'm black. 679 00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:18,343 He can't do that. You could sue him. Open and shut case. 680 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,596 Fuckin' A. Surely, a chocolate assortment 681 00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:24,016 has been known to melt the heart of even the hardest misanthrope. 682 00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:26,560 That man ain't rollin' over for no fucking candy bar. 683 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,229 Uh, we've had a bit of a setback on the tunneling front, too. 684 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:31,273 We've run into a pretty large rock. 685 00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:32,190 GENERAL: Rock. 686 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,237 Very bad. Very bad. 687 00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:38,739 Oh, my. 688 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:44,370 Seems that the poet was right. 689 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,790 Troubles never singly come. 690 00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:50,792 Oh, no, we can get through the rock. No worries there. 691 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:53,128 Easiest thing in the world. Why, we just blow right through it. 692 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,546 I got a pyro license. 693 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,715 Just bore a hole in the rock 694 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,550 and pack in a little plastique. 695 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,552 Igneous blows pretty good. 696 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,430 And then we just... Hello, Garth. 697 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:04,514 Am I ordering the primer cord? PANCAKE: Yes, Mountain. 698 00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,600 We were just talking about that, and some plastique. 699 00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:09,311 What the fuck is this? 700 00:37:09,311 --> 00:37:11,397 Oh, this is Mountain Girl. 701 00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:14,524 Mountain is my right hand. She helps me out with ordnance. 702 00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:16,902 Helps me with damn near everything. Hey. 703 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:21,282 You brought yo' bitch to the Waffle Hut? 704 00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:22,449 (DORR CLEARS THROAT) 705 00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:26,370 I must confess myself to be puzzled as well. 706 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,580 I thought it was understood that when it came to our little enterprise, 707 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:32,292 "mum" was the word. 708 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:35,253 Of course, I understand that, but this is Mountain Girl. 709 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,465 I don't keep secrets from Mountain. 710 00:37:37,465 --> 00:37:39,383 That's not how you maintain a loving, caring relationship. 711 00:37:40,676 --> 00:37:44,430 You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut. 712 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:48,975 The man brought his bitch to the Waffle Hut. 713 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,852 All right, look, you, I will thank you 714 00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,479 to stop referring to Mountain that way. 715 00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:54,398 She is the other half of my life. 716 00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:56,608 Everybody lookin' at me like I'm some kind of fuck-up 717 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:59,194 for losin' a sorry-ass job, 718 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:02,864 and this motherfucker brings his bitch 719 00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,866 to the motherfucking Waffle Hut. 720 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:07,035 Son of a bitch punk. Shut your goddamn mouth. 721 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:08,662 You better raise the fuck up, fucker. (MOUNTAIN SCREAMS) 722 00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:10,038 Gentlemen, please. Back the fuck up. 723 00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:11,456 You gonna back that shit the fuck up. 724 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:14,167 DORR: Gentlemen, please. What? What? 725 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:16,545 Please, gentlemen, this behavior does you 726 00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:18,755 no credit in the eyes of your colleagues, 727 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:21,633 nor in those of the other patrons of this Waffle Hut. 728 00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:24,553 PANCAKE: Punk. 729 00:38:24,553 --> 00:38:28,223 Oh, look at this. I got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket. 730 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:32,185 Gentlemen, I propose that we consider the matter of this woman, 731 00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:34,062 Mountain Water... Mountain Girl. 732 00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:36,857 I'm so very sorry. 733 00:38:36,857 --> 00:38:39,526 I propose that we consider this matter closed. 734 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:42,237 And we shall choose to trust her 735 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:44,781 since we have no choice, 736 00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:48,118 and since she shall share only in Mr. Pancake's portion of the booty. 737 00:38:48,118 --> 00:38:50,620 Of course. Wouldn't have it any other way. 738 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,205 Yeah, you damn right you won't. 739 00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:54,542 Up yours, punk. Oh, fuck you and the Swiss Miss. 740 00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:56,001 The matter of disposing 741 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:58,420 of our igneous impediment is also... Coach... Coach... 742 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:02,632 Coach, I... Closed. Settled. 743 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:06,136 That leaves us only with the question of Gawain retrieving his job. 744 00:39:07,471 --> 00:39:09,681 Coach, I... Yes, Lump? 745 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,391 Couldn't we just bribe the guy? 746 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:15,687 (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 747 00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:32,954 You are a readin' fool, aren't you, Mr. Dorr? 748 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:38,710 Yes, I must confess. 749 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,046 I often find myself more at home in these ancient volumes 750 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,715 than I do in the hustle-bustle of the modern world. 751 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:49,137 To me, paradoxically, 752 00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:51,556 the literature of the so-called "dead tongues" 753 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,767 holds more currency than this morning's newspaper. 754 00:39:55,685 --> 00:40:00,441 In these books, in these volumes, 755 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:03,777 there is the accumulated wisdom of mankind, which succors me 756 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:08,323 when the day is hard and the night lonely and long. 757 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:12,619 Hmm. 758 00:40:13,621 --> 00:40:14,788 The wisdom of mankind, huh? 759 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,333 What about the wisdom of the Lord? 760 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:21,086 Oh, yes, yes, the good book, mmm. 761 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:25,882 I have found reward in its pages. 762 00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:30,512 But, to me, there are other good books as well. 763 00:40:33,516 --> 00:40:38,562 Heavy volumes of antiquity freighted with the insights of man's glorious age. 764 00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:42,190 And then, of course, 765 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:50,240 I just love, love, love the works of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe. 766 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,325 Oh, I know who he was, kind of spooky. 767 00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:54,703 No, madam, no, no. 768 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:57,330 Not of this world, it's true. 769 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,209 He... (EXHALES) He lived in a dream. 770 00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:04,170 An ancient dream. 771 00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:09,009 "Helen 772 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:14,139 "thy beauty is to me 773 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,185 "Like those Nicean barks of yore 774 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:24,983 "That gently, o'er a perfumed sea 775 00:41:26,318 --> 00:41:30,238 "The weary wayworn wanderer bore 776 00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:33,283 "To his own native shore." 777 00:41:39,623 --> 00:41:40,665 Who was Helen? 778 00:41:42,585 --> 00:41:43,752 Some kind of whore of Babylon? 779 00:41:43,752 --> 00:41:45,211 One doesn't know who Helen was. 780 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:51,426 But I picture her as being very, very... 781 00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:54,763 Extremely 782 00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:57,933 pale. 783 00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:07,400 Mrs. Munson, I have been trying 784 00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:13,823 to figure out some way of expressin' my gratitude to you 785 00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:18,536 for takin' in this (LAUGHS) weary, wayworn wanderer. 786 00:42:20,956 --> 00:42:22,874 It's just a little old present. 787 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,043 Why, it's hardly anything at all. 788 00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:29,798 Oh, why, Mr. Dorr. You are a gallant man. 789 00:42:29,798 --> 00:42:32,008 Oh, madam, I blush, I melt. No. 790 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:34,135 I just happened to hear of this gospel concert tomorrow night, 791 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,429 the Mighty, Mighty Clouds of Joy, 792 00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:39,182 and I thought you and a friend from church perhaps would... 793 00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:40,809 Yes, I have a widow lady friend. 794 00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:43,103 The concert is up in Memphis, 795 00:42:43,103 --> 00:42:46,606 so I have arranged a car service to transport you thither. 796 00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:47,774 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Ah... 797 00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:52,655 MRS. MUNSON: Why, Sheriff Wyner. How you doin'? 798 00:42:52,655 --> 00:42:54,489 Good evenin', Mrs. Munson. 799 00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:55,824 I just stopped by here to let you know 800 00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:57,701 I did have a talk with Weemack, 801 00:42:57,701 --> 00:43:00,578 and he told me he's gonna comply with your request 802 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,247 in keepin' that music down and neighborly. 803 00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:04,165 So, you just go and have yourself a pleasant evenin'. 804 00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:06,794 Wait a minute. I got somebody that I want you to meet. 805 00:43:06,794 --> 00:43:08,962 Ma'am, you know what? I'm a little pressed for time. 806 00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:10,922 (CHUCKLES) You got a gang of bank robbers you're chasin'? 807 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,299 Come on in here and say hello. 808 00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:15,427 Yeah, we were havin' tea and... 809 00:43:24,144 --> 00:43:27,648 Bussed his own dishes. You can always tell a gentleman. 810 00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:28,982 Somebody was in here, ma'am? 811 00:43:28,982 --> 00:43:30,650 Yeah, with me and Othar. 812 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,902 Well, you know what? Maybe I'll catch him the next time. 813 00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:35,530 Uh, come on up to his room with me and say hello. 814 00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:37,700 Mrs. Munson, I got a family. My wife got dinner on the table. 815 00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:38,742 I really have to be goin'. 816 00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:39,993 (DOOR CREAKING) 817 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,541 Oh, my, he is neat. 818 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,752 Yes, ma'am, he very neat. 819 00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:51,379 He probably went down to the cellar to play with his friends. 820 00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:54,674 Ma'am, I really got to be goin' now. 821 00:43:56,593 --> 00:43:59,220 What... Ma'am, I really need to be gettin' back. 822 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,141 Mrs. Munson, don't... You don't have to... 823 00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:05,685 Mrs. Munson? (LAUGHS) 824 00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:09,272 Why, Professor. 825 00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:12,692 What in the world are you doin' havin' tea down there? 826 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,154 SHERIFF: Mrs. Munson? Oh, Lord Jesus. 827 00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:28,458 Mrs. Munson? Land of Goshen, child. 828 00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:30,878 Come on out from under there. 829 00:44:30,878 --> 00:44:33,338 Mrs. Munson, my pager just went off. I got to go. 830 00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:36,007 I'll meet you and your friend later. 831 00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:43,891 That was refreshing. 832 00:44:43,891 --> 00:44:45,308 SHERIFF: Y'all have a good evenin' now. 833 00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:47,811 As you know, we academics are inordinately fond of wedgin' ourselves 834 00:44:47,811 --> 00:44:49,938 into confined spaces. 835 00:44:49,938 --> 00:44:51,898 At Yale, the students 836 00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:53,734 will see how many of their number 837 00:44:53,734 --> 00:44:55,944 they can enclose in a telephone booth. 838 00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:57,237 At Harvard, a broom closet. 839 00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:59,489 Hope I didn't spill my tea. 840 00:45:01,116 --> 00:45:02,367 Well, what the hell is this? 841 00:45:04,953 --> 00:45:07,539 I guess it's just my way of sayin'... 842 00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:11,459 Well, God damn it, Mr. Gudge. 843 00:45:12,961 --> 00:45:14,337 Look here, I... 844 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:16,548 I don't know what it's like walkin' in your shoes. 845 00:45:16,548 --> 00:45:19,927 You know, with you bein' a tight-ass and all. 846 00:45:19,927 --> 00:45:22,637 And I'm pretty sure you don't know what it's like walkin' in my shoes. 847 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:25,682 See, Mr. Gudge, there's the custodian, right? 848 00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:27,851 And then there's the man inside the custodian. 849 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:31,813 And that's the motherfucker we got a problem with. 850 00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:34,774 See, 'cause that man, he got needs, Mr. Gudge, 851 00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:37,778 and normally those needs gotta do with women with big asses. 852 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:40,029 I guess my point bein' is, uh, 853 00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:42,825 I realize I'm a bunkie junkie. 854 00:45:42,825 --> 00:45:46,870 But if you would've seen the kettle drums on this girl, Mr. Gudge... Ohh. 855 00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:49,581 Well, we're all human. 856 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:54,544 This apology buys you a one-week probationary period. 857 00:45:55,796 --> 00:45:57,172 Thank you, Mr. Gudge. 858 00:45:57,172 --> 00:45:59,507 Stay away from the customers, MacSam. 859 00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:00,466 (CHUCKLES) 860 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:02,302 (DRILLING) 861 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:09,184 (GRUNTS) 862 00:46:10,059 --> 00:46:13,646 This drill bit's getting awfully hot. 863 00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:16,900 Gawain, maybe you could fill a Hudson sprayer 864 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,276 and spritz it down while I drill. 865 00:46:19,569 --> 00:46:21,989 Fuck you. I ain't your motherfuckin' house nigga. 866 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,616 I'm the inside man. 867 00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:26,492 All right, look, are you gonna have a bug up your ass 868 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:28,077 for the rest of the time we work together? 869 00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:29,955 I'll get the sprayer. Oh, no, no. No. 870 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:32,916 Me and this gentleman here have to get square. 871 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,836 Let me tell you somethin', MacSam. 872 00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:39,005 I'm gonna tell you about how I came down to Mississippi. 873 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,883 I wasn't born here, you know. 874 00:46:40,883 --> 00:46:42,133 I'm from Scranton, Pennsylvania. 875 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:45,511 What the fuck? 876 00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:50,225 Scranton, Pennsylvania. 877 00:46:50,225 --> 00:46:53,061 Came down here in 1964, Greyhound bus. 878 00:46:53,061 --> 00:46:54,395 With the Freedom Riders. 879 00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:58,733 Do you know who the Freedom Riders were, MacSam? 880 00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:00,986 No, and I don't give a fuck. 881 00:47:00,986 --> 00:47:02,779 Just tell me when the fuck they gonna leave, damn. 882 00:47:02,779 --> 00:47:04,739 The Freedom Riders, my fine young man, 883 00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:07,367 were a group of concerned liberals from up north, 884 00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:10,954 all working together, just like we are here. 885 00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:13,623 Involved citizens who came down here 886 00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:15,959 so that local black folk could have their civil liberties. 887 00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:18,878 So, that people like you could have the vote. 888 00:47:25,218 --> 00:47:26,803 You know what, man? 889 00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:27,637 What, brother? 890 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:30,974 I don't vote. So, fuck you. 891 00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:33,060 You little fuckin' ingrate. 892 00:47:33,060 --> 00:47:34,269 And the bus you rode in on, jackass. 893 00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:35,603 Let's step outside, MacSam. 894 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:37,105 Fuck the outside, come on. What? 895 00:47:37,105 --> 00:47:39,024 (KNOCKING) 896 00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:39,899 (DOOR CREAKING) 897 00:47:41,944 --> 00:47:43,486 My friend Mrs. Funthes is here, 898 00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:45,571 so I'm about to go out. 899 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,573 Just thought I'd leave y'all with some cinnamon cookies. 900 00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:49,867 Why, that is lovely. 901 00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:54,957 Ooh, y'all sound good. 902 00:47:54,957 --> 00:47:57,000 Maybe you could come by the church one Sunday. 903 00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,003 Give us a recital. Why, how kind of you. 904 00:48:01,421 --> 00:48:04,257 Our music, however, is... Well, how shall I put this? 905 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,469 A bit Roman in its outlook. 906 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,096 Many of our pieces were commissioned by the Holy See. 907 00:48:11,014 --> 00:48:13,391 Oh, I see, all right, 908 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:15,893 but we don't make no big whoop-dee-do about denomination. 909 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,480 Everybody welcome at our church. 910 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,691 Yeah, we had a Methodist come in. 911 00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:23,735 Episcopalian. 912 00:48:23,735 --> 00:48:27,697 Back in the '60s, we had a Jew come in. (LAUGHS) 913 00:48:27,697 --> 00:48:31,075 Yeah, he had a guitar. A Jew with a guitar. 914 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:36,331 Well, if you will excuse me one moment, madam, I shall see you out. 915 00:48:36,331 --> 00:48:39,542 If you gentlemen can labor harmoniously in the course of my absence, 916 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:41,502 perhaps upon my return we shall be prepared to explode 917 00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:43,130 that vexing old piece of igneous. 918 00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:49,218 Oh, Professor, this is Mrs. Funthes. 919 00:48:49,218 --> 00:48:51,179 Enchante, Mrs. Funthes. Ravi. 920 00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:55,808 Rosalie, this is Professor G.H. Dorr, Ph.D. 921 00:48:57,018 --> 00:48:59,980 Oh, my. That's an awful lot of letters. 922 00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,731 (CHUCKLES) Well, now... 923 00:49:01,731 --> 00:49:05,943 Of course, in my youth, I was known simply as Goldthwait. 924 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:07,487 Uh-huh. 925 00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:09,572 All right, safety meeting. 926 00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:12,200 Let's listen up. General, can you hand me the primer cord? 927 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,077 Before we set the charge, 928 00:49:14,077 --> 00:49:15,996 we will run through our procedure. 929 00:49:15,996 --> 00:49:18,081 I have earplugs for whoever wants them. 930 00:49:18,081 --> 00:49:20,124 Just wedge those right in your ears. 931 00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:22,043 Now, here we have... Not yet, Lump. 932 00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:25,047 Now, primer cord. 933 00:49:25,047 --> 00:49:26,173 Gelatinite. 934 00:49:26,923 --> 00:49:28,716 C-4. 935 00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:32,303 Time comes, we pack the hole in the rock with the C-4 936 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:36,307 and insert two leads, A and B. 937 00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:39,268 I remember my father sayin' to me, 938 00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:42,105 and it's one of the few memories I retain of the man 939 00:49:42,105 --> 00:49:44,816 from one of his visits home, and how I do cherish it... 940 00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:47,777 He said to me, "Goldthwait, 941 00:49:47,777 --> 00:49:50,613 "you are not formed as other boys." 942 00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:54,283 He a man of learnin'? 943 00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:56,202 This is the same procedure we will be using 944 00:49:56,202 --> 00:49:57,870 when we collapse the tunnel 945 00:49:57,870 --> 00:49:59,705 after entering the casino vault 946 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:01,833 and returning to the root cellar. 947 00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:03,459 He was a self-educated man. 948 00:50:03,459 --> 00:50:06,171 Didn't have a career as such, 949 00:50:06,171 --> 00:50:09,174 but the government did recognize the breadth of his readin' 950 00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:13,553 by makin' him librarian of the state nervous hospital in Meridian, 951 00:50:13,553 --> 00:50:17,849 where he was a distinguished inmate. 952 00:50:17,849 --> 00:50:20,101 Once these materials are combined 953 00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:23,396 only the professionals may handle them. 954 00:50:23,396 --> 00:50:25,815 That means me or the General. 955 00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:30,195 Separately they are harmless, completely inert. 956 00:50:30,195 --> 00:50:33,364 Why, you could light this stuff on fire, hit it with a... 957 00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:34,657 (EXPLOSION) 958 00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:36,951 (ALARMS BLARING IN THE DISTANCE) 959 00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:41,247 What in the name of heavens was that? 960 00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:46,919 Well, I'm quite certain there's absolutely no reason to be alarmed. 961 00:50:48,129 --> 00:50:50,131 Why, I'm not even absolutely certain 962 00:50:50,131 --> 00:50:52,008 I heard anything at all. 963 00:50:52,008 --> 00:50:53,092 Didn't hear nothin'? 964 00:50:54,136 --> 00:50:56,762 Well, something perhaps. 965 00:50:56,762 --> 00:51:00,850 Nothing that need discompose us was the sense I was tryin' to convey. 966 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:03,270 Now, Mrs. Munson, I will not have you missin' your musical recital. 967 00:51:03,270 --> 00:51:04,770 Off you go. 968 00:51:04,770 --> 00:51:08,107 I shall call the gas company, or the water company. 969 00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:12,737 Whatever subterranean utility is implicated in this contretemps. 970 00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:14,614 I shall see to the matter, 971 00:51:14,614 --> 00:51:17,700 as only a highly educated classicist could. 972 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:29,170 Blood. Blood, Professor, blood. 973 00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:32,089 Blood, blood, blood. (YELLING INDISTNCTLY) 974 00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:34,675 PANCAKE: It's nothin' to make a fuss about. It's perfectly all right. 975 00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:37,428 Jackass, you better get yo' ass back down there and find that shit, dipshit. 976 00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:40,097 Really, I'm perfectly all right. Perfectly all right? 977 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:42,892 Jackass, you just blew your goddamn finger off. 978 00:51:42,892 --> 00:51:45,061 The motherfucker's down there flappin' the fuck around. 979 00:51:45,061 --> 00:51:47,146 You better get yo' ass back down there and find it. 980 00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:48,689 I'm tellin' you right now, nubbie, 981 00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:49,857 I ain't pickin' up your goddamn finger. 982 00:51:49,857 --> 00:51:51,776 I gather there was a premature detonation. 983 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:53,236 Would you tell this motherfucker 984 00:51:53,236 --> 00:51:54,779 he can sew this shit back on? 985 00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:57,114 It's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off, threw it on the freeway? 986 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,741 She just called AAA, 987 00:51:58,741 --> 00:52:01,203 they towed the dick and sewed the motherfucker back on. 988 00:52:01,203 --> 00:52:03,788 Listen up. Jackass, I saw the motherfucker in a porno. 989 00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:04,914 The thang still worked. (MUMBLING) 990 00:52:04,914 --> 00:52:06,249 It looked like a chewed-up frank, 991 00:52:06,249 --> 00:52:08,584 but that little motherfucker be workin' that motherfucker. 992 00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:11,837 It's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch all kind of ways with a twisted dick. 993 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,714 Oh, your fuckin' finger just moved. 994 00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:15,342 The motherfucker movin' slow now. 995 00:52:15,342 --> 00:52:16,717 I'm not gettin' that shit. Fuck that. 996 00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:19,095 You're on your own there. 997 00:52:19,095 --> 00:52:23,057 They usin' the house to practice music of the Rococo. 998 00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:24,976 Mmm-hmm. 999 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:30,439 I propose we get our fallen comrade to the hospital. 1000 00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:33,901 The General will follow when he manages to recover the severed digit. 1001 00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:36,487 PANCAKE: No, no, really, I'm perfectly all right. 1002 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:37,697 I don't know what all the fuss is about. 1003 00:52:38,948 --> 00:52:43,369 Good news. Good news. Pickles. Go catch him. 1004 00:52:43,369 --> 00:52:45,496 The house is in apple-pie order, 1005 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:48,791 though we do have to get medical attention for Mr. Pancake, 1006 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:52,379 who, durin' the disturbance, pinched his finger in the valve of his sackbut. 1007 00:52:52,379 --> 00:52:55,172 You let the cat out. 1008 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:59,386 The General is even now exercisin' every effort in retrievin' 1009 00:52:59,386 --> 00:53:01,596 your mischievous little Pickles. Please, go on. 1010 00:53:01,596 --> 00:53:03,431 Go on and enjoy the concert. 1011 00:53:03,431 --> 00:53:04,807 Driver. Au revoir, mes dames! 1012 00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:21,866 DORR: Despite our setback, we find ourselves on schedule 1013 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:24,952 to penetrate the vault here this afternoon, 1014 00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:26,996 while Mrs. Munson is at church, 1015 00:53:26,996 --> 00:53:28,914 havin' blasted that little old rock to pieces 1016 00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:31,208 durin' Mrs. Munson's choir practice. 1017 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,793 Garth, can you run us through the game plan 1018 00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:35,129 for what remains of our tunnel? 1019 00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:37,882 Of course. Why, it's child's play now. 1020 00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:39,925 Easiest thing in the world. 1021 00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:43,262 Only a couple of feet separate us from the vault. 1022 00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:46,265 Just the usual spadework until we get to the masonry of the vault, 1023 00:53:46,265 --> 00:53:48,267 and then we just drill through. 1024 00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:52,938 And will you be able to wield the drill with your maimed extremity? 1025 00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:54,690 Oh, well, yeah, I should think so. 1026 00:53:54,690 --> 00:53:56,776 Yeah, it's only one finger. 1027 00:53:56,776 --> 00:53:59,570 Inhibits me in doing finer work of course. 1028 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,697 I'll always have to live with that. 1029 00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:04,326 (CLEARS THROAT) 1030 00:54:04,326 --> 00:54:06,661 Maybe, um, I'm just thinkin' out loud here. 1031 00:54:06,661 --> 00:54:09,455 Maybe, since as you say, there will be problems later. 1032 00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:13,460 Maybe... And I actually mentioned this to Mountain Girl, 1033 00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:14,585 she agrees with me, 1034 00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:16,796 so, it's not just one person's opinion. 1035 00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,256 Maybe, uh... 1036 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:23,052 I should get a little extra compensation for the accident. 1037 00:54:28,474 --> 00:54:29,600 Somewhat larger share. 1038 00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:36,190 Why, if this was any other line of work, I'd be getting workman's comp. 1039 00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:37,441 Wouldn't I? 1040 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:38,859 Might even have a pretty good lawsuit. 1041 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,070 Wait, so you gonna sue yourself 1042 00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:42,822 for blowing your own goddamn finger off? 1043 00:54:42,822 --> 00:54:44,407 Well, now that is simply asinine. 1044 00:54:44,407 --> 00:54:45,700 Yes, but you see, Garth, 1045 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:47,368 this is not what you just called 1046 00:54:47,368 --> 00:54:49,829 "some other line of work." 1047 00:54:49,829 --> 00:54:51,414 Yeah, no, no, no, but if it were... 1048 00:54:51,414 --> 00:54:53,416 This is a criminal enterprise, not to put too fine a point on it, 1049 00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:56,377 entailing any manner of risk not involved in honest labor. 1050 00:54:56,377 --> 00:54:58,338 Governmental regulations and civic safeguards 1051 00:54:58,338 --> 00:55:02,509 cannot be assumed to apply to antisocial pursuits. 1052 00:55:02,509 --> 00:55:04,386 Yeah, but he lost his finger. 1053 00:55:04,386 --> 00:55:06,429 We don't give a fuck. 1054 00:55:06,429 --> 00:55:07,972 That fool could blow his goddamn dick off, 1055 00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:10,099 it don't make no never mind to us. 1056 00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:12,852 We not payin' this jackass for goin' around blowin' off goddamn body parts. 1057 00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:14,770 Get yo' fuckin' head out yo' ass, man. 1058 00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:16,105 Look, you, there is no call for... (ALL CHATTERING) 1059 00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:17,606 No extra share. 1060 00:55:21,402 --> 00:55:22,862 Okay. Majority rules. 1061 00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:26,741 Like I say, it was just a trial balloon. 1062 00:55:26,741 --> 00:55:28,409 Hand's not so bad, really. 1063 00:55:28,409 --> 00:55:30,202 I even get some phantom feeling. 1064 00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:31,746 Yeah, you pull on your prick, you get some phantom feelin'. 1065 00:55:31,746 --> 00:55:32,913 Fuck you. Fuck you. 1066 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:35,416 Fuck you. Fuck you, nubbie. 1067 00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:37,710 Well, now that that matter is settled, 1068 00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:41,046 why don't we synchronize our watches before Gawain reports to work. 1069 00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:43,382 In 20 seconds, it will be exactly 12:16. 1070 00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:47,762 Fifteen... What, it'll be 12.15? 1071 00:55:47,762 --> 00:55:51,432 No, 15 seconds. Well, 11 seconds now, it'll be 12.16. 1072 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:55,978 Eight, seven... Professor? 1073 00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:57,439 ...six... Professor? 1074 00:55:57,439 --> 00:55:58,230 ...five. Yes, Lump. 1075 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,566 I don't have a watch. 1076 00:56:04,236 --> 00:56:09,492 ♪ There'll be no more Weepin' and wailin' 1077 00:56:09,492 --> 00:56:13,370 ♪ No more weepin' and wailin' 1078 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:17,500 ♪ No more weepin' and wailin' 1079 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:21,253 ♪ Home to live with God 1080 00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:23,005 ♪ Soon I will be done 1081 00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:25,925 ♪ With the troubles Of this world 1082 00:56:25,925 --> 00:56:29,136 ♪ Troubles of this world Troubles of this world 1083 00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:32,681 ♪ Soon I will be done With the troubles Of this world 1084 00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:37,353 ♪ I'm goin' home to live with God 1085 00:56:37,353 --> 00:56:40,523 ♪ Soon I will be done With the troubles Of this world 1086 00:56:40,523 --> 00:56:43,150 ♪ Troubles of this world Troubles of this world 1087 00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:45,611 ♪ Troubles of this world 1088 00:56:45,611 --> 00:56:49,073 ♪ Soon I will be done With the troubles Of this world 1089 00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:53,410 ♪ I'm goin' home To live with God 1090 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:57,665 ♪ Well, soon I will be done With the troubles Of this world 1091 00:56:57,665 --> 00:57:02,169 ♪ Troubles of this world ♪ Troubles of this... Great God 1092 00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:04,839 ♪ Soon I will be done With the troubles Of this world 1093 00:57:04,839 --> 00:57:09,301 ♪ I'm goin' home To live with God 1094 00:57:09,301 --> 00:57:14,265 ♪ Well, I'm goin' up to see King Jesus Hey, hey, yeah 1095 00:57:14,265 --> 00:57:16,976 ♪ I'm gonna shake His loving hand 1096 00:57:16,976 --> 00:57:19,770 ♪ I'm gonna tell Him All about my trouble 1097 00:57:22,189 --> 00:57:25,442 ♪ As I'm travellin' Through this land 1098 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:28,821 ♪ Soon I will be done 1099 00:57:28,821 --> 00:57:31,282 ♪ Troubles of this world 1100 00:57:33,576 --> 00:57:35,536 ♪ Yeah, soon I will be done 1101 00:57:36,912 --> 00:57:41,626 ♪ I'm goin' home To live with God 1102 00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:44,128 ♪ Yeah, soon I will be done With the troubles Of this world 1103 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,796 ♪ Soon I will be done, yeah 1104 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,341 ♪ Troubles of this world 1105 00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:53,262 ♪ Yeah, soon I will be done With the troubles, yeah 1106 00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:58,475 ♪ I'm goin' home To live with God ♪ 1107 00:58:03,063 --> 00:58:04,273 Woo-hoo! 1108 00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:07,526 GAWAIN: Ain't that somethin'. 1109 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:14,867 (GRUNTING) 1110 00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:21,123 IBS. You be what? 1111 00:58:22,709 --> 00:58:24,669 Irritable Bowel Syndrome. 1112 00:58:24,669 --> 00:58:26,629 Is there a men's room down here? 1113 00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:28,548 Oh, come on, you shouldn't be usin' the men's room now. 1114 00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:30,591 Or a ladies' room, quickly, IBS. 1115 00:58:30,591 --> 00:58:32,509 Man, if you knew you had the runs, why didn't you shit back at the house? 1116 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,261 Quickly. 1117 00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:36,138 We don't want Elron finding your stinkin' ass on the crapper. 1118 00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:38,223 No choice, it's a medical condition. 1119 00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:39,642 Quickly. 1120 00:58:39,642 --> 00:58:42,519 You one disgustin' individual, you know that? 1121 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:43,687 Come on, follow me. 1122 00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:51,320 Ah! 1123 00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:54,823 I feel 30 pounds lighter. 1124 00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:56,408 Come the fuck on with your stinkass. 1125 00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:58,911 Thank you for being so understanding. 1126 00:58:58,911 --> 00:59:02,624 Not everyone is, of course, which is why the biggest challenge of IBS 1127 00:59:02,624 --> 00:59:03,582 is educating the public. 1128 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:06,585 Afflicts over two million people, 1129 00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:08,045 yet most of us have never heard of it. 1130 00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:12,800 And it strikes without regard to age, gender or race. 1131 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,094 Fuck, man, I don't wanna hear about this shit. 1132 00:59:15,094 --> 00:59:17,680 Well, that's exactly the kind of attitude we're fighting. 1133 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:20,933 I guess I never told you that's how Mountain Girl and I met. 1134 00:59:20,933 --> 00:59:22,851 They had an IBS weekend at Grossinger's, 1135 00:59:22,851 --> 00:59:24,770 up in the Catskills. (SNIFFLES) 1136 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,647 Of course, the tourist business there has suffered 1137 00:59:26,647 --> 00:59:29,400 with the demise of the Borscht Belt, 1138 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:33,028 so they have various promotions, mixers, so on. 1139 00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:38,785 This was a weekend for Irritable Bowel singles to meet, support each other, 1140 00:59:38,785 --> 00:59:40,160 share stories. Man, look here, 1141 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,079 I don't want to hear a single one of them stories, okay? 1142 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:44,581 Now, some of them are very moving. Not one fucking story. 1143 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,917 Look, I didn't choose to have IBS. 1144 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:49,628 Man, shut the fuck up. 1145 00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:51,714 There's no cure, you know. 1146 00:59:51,714 --> 00:59:54,258 Only control. Lifelong condition. 1147 00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:56,761 Yeah, you know what? Bein' an asshole's a lifelong condition, too. 1148 00:59:56,761 --> 00:59:58,805 Just drop the fuckin' tools. 1149 00:59:58,805 --> 01:00:01,557 I'm not complaining. I did meet Mountain Girl. 1150 01:00:01,557 --> 01:00:02,433 Man, get back in the fuckin' hole. 1151 01:00:04,309 --> 01:00:06,437 Oh! (LAUGHS) 1152 01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:09,023 Marvelous! This way. This way, gentlemen. 1153 01:00:09,023 --> 01:00:10,357 Oh! 1154 01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:13,235 Excellent. Excellent. Flawless, flawless. 1155 01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:14,069 Thumbs up. 1156 01:00:18,782 --> 01:00:21,201 Can't stop shittin'. 1157 01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:22,745 Can't stop talkin' about shittin'. 1158 01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:28,835 DORR: Gentlemen, to we few. 1159 01:00:29,752 --> 01:00:32,337 We who have shared each other's company, 1160 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:35,049 each other's cares, each other's joys, 1161 01:00:35,049 --> 01:00:37,719 and who shall now reap the fruits of our communal efforts, 1162 01:00:37,719 --> 01:00:40,054 shoulder to shoulder, from each according to his abilities, 1163 01:00:40,054 --> 01:00:41,889 so forth and whatnot. 1164 01:00:41,889 --> 01:00:44,641 We have had our little differences along the way, 1165 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,977 but I'd like to think that they've only made us 1166 01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:49,104 value one another all the more. 1167 01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:51,440 Each of us coming to understand and appreciate 1168 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:55,861 the other's unique qualities and potencies and, yes, foibles. 1169 01:00:57,863 --> 01:01:01,658 I suggest that we shall look back upon this little caper one day, 1170 01:01:02,785 --> 01:01:03,952 one distant day, 1171 01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:08,165 grandchildren dandled upon our knee, 1172 01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:11,001 and perhaps a tear will form 1173 01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:14,922 and we shall say, 1174 01:01:14,922 --> 01:01:19,843 well, with wit and grit and no small amount of courage, 1175 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:22,513 we accomplished something on that day. 1176 01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,227 A feat of derring-do, an enterprise not ignoble. 1177 01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:35,109 We merry band, unbound by the constraints of society 1178 01:01:35,109 --> 01:01:36,902 and the prejudices of the common ruck. 1179 01:01:38,821 --> 01:01:39,863 We happy few. 1180 01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:42,991 (GASPS) 1181 01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,368 Gentlemen, to us. 1182 01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:45,285 (GLASSES CLINK) ALL: To us. 1183 01:01:48,748 --> 01:01:50,124 (PANCAKE LAUGHING) 1184 01:01:50,124 --> 01:01:51,625 (GASPING, LAUGHING) 1185 01:01:55,003 --> 01:01:56,839 Charge should've gone off already. 1186 01:01:56,839 --> 01:01:58,215 (GRUNTS) I do beg your pardon? 1187 01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:00,885 The charge to collapse the tunnel. 1188 01:02:00,885 --> 01:02:02,761 I set it for eight minutes. 1189 01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:06,390 Well, that much time and more has certainly elapsed. 1190 01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:14,106 I need not remind you, it is of the essence of this plan 1191 01:02:14,106 --> 01:02:16,859 that the money should appear to have simply vanished without a trace, 1192 01:02:16,859 --> 01:02:19,611 spirited away, as it were, by ghosts. Of course. 1193 01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:22,782 The conundrum of the undisturbed, yet empty vault. 1194 01:02:22,782 --> 01:02:24,950 The unsolvable riddle of the sealed yet violated sanctum, 1195 01:02:24,950 --> 01:02:26,743 is of the utmost importance, 1196 01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:30,164 not only to make our caper more intellectually satisfying. 1197 01:02:30,164 --> 01:02:33,333 It is exigent as a matter of practical fact. 1198 01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:37,087 I remind you that if any tunnel is ever found leading to this house, 1199 01:02:39,381 --> 01:02:40,632 the owner knows 1200 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,635 all your names. 1201 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:47,639 (WHIRRING) 1202 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:16,126 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1203 01:03:18,921 --> 01:03:20,547 (VAULT DOOR CREAKING) 1204 01:03:20,547 --> 01:03:21,840 (GRUNTING) (STOMACH GURGLING) 1205 01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:24,801 (SIGHS) 1206 01:03:30,057 --> 01:03:31,475 (BEEPING) 1207 01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:45,364 (PANTING) 1208 01:03:57,919 --> 01:03:58,669 (EXPLOSION) (GRUNTS) 1209 01:04:20,941 --> 01:04:21,942 You just fart? 1210 01:04:23,986 --> 01:04:25,654 (BOTH LAUGH) 1211 01:04:36,123 --> 01:04:38,208 PANCAKE: Nope, nope, I'm fine. 1212 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:41,336 Perfectly all right. Not a problem. 1213 01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:44,048 LUMP: There's no hole left. 1214 01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:45,090 MRS. MUNSON: Professor! 1215 01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:48,760 I'm surprised. 1216 01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:53,181 Well, properly speaking, madam, 1217 01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:56,268 we are surprised, you are taken aback. 1218 01:04:58,062 --> 01:05:00,856 Though I do acknowledge that the sense that you intend 1219 01:05:00,856 --> 01:05:03,525 is gaining increasing currency through its use, yes. 1220 01:05:05,152 --> 01:05:08,155 You have returned from your devotions betimes. 1221 01:05:08,155 --> 01:05:09,323 I had to make tea. 1222 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:11,908 I want to talk to you, Professor, 1223 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,327 so don't you be leavin'. 1224 01:05:14,453 --> 01:05:16,747 And you. (INHALES SHARPLY) 1225 01:05:16,747 --> 01:05:20,417 I told you I don't want any smokin' in this house. 1226 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:21,501 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1227 01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:32,763 (CHEERING) Come on in. How you doin'? 1228 01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:48,487 Tea ladies. 1229 01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:04,461 Now, I don't know what you boys been up to, 1230 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:07,131 but I know mischief when I see it. 1231 01:06:07,131 --> 01:06:09,008 Now, I want an explanation, but first, 1232 01:06:09,008 --> 01:06:10,592 I want you to get your fannies up here 1233 01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:13,095 with all y'all's period instruments. 1234 01:06:13,095 --> 01:06:15,597 Now, I been tellin' the ladies about your music, 1235 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:16,848 and they want to hear you play. 1236 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:35,159 LUMP: Professor? Yes, Lump? 1237 01:06:36,451 --> 01:06:38,453 I can't really play the butt sack. 1238 01:06:44,043 --> 01:06:48,004 Madam, or rather, mesdames, 1239 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:50,674 you must accept our apologies for not bein' able to perform, 1240 01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:53,093 for, as you see, we are shorthanded. 1241 01:06:53,093 --> 01:06:55,929 Gawain is still at work, 1242 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:58,765 and we could no more play with one part tacit 1243 01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:01,059 than a horse could canter shy one leg. 1244 01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:07,607 Perhaps I could offer, 1245 01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:11,278 as a poor but ready substitute, 1246 01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:13,613 a brief poetic recital. 1247 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:20,204 Though I do not pretend to any great oratorical skills, 1248 01:07:20,204 --> 01:07:21,830 (LAUGHS) 1249 01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:24,749 I would be happy to present, with your ladies' permission, 1250 01:07:26,084 --> 01:07:28,170 verse from the unquiet mind 1251 01:07:29,129 --> 01:07:30,464 of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe. 1252 01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:39,723 Ladies, 1253 01:07:41,308 --> 01:07:43,059 "Thy beauty is to me 1254 01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:46,813 "Like those Nicean barks of yore 1255 01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:52,527 "That gently, o'er a perfumed sea 1256 01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:55,864 "The weary wayworn wanderer bore 1257 01:07:57,199 --> 01:07:59,493 "To his own native shore" 1258 01:08:02,121 --> 01:08:03,997 WOMAN: My, my, my. 1259 01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:07,834 "On desperate seas long wont to roam 1260 01:08:08,877 --> 01:08:13,882 "Thy hyacinth hair thy classic face 1261 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:18,762 "Thy Naiad airs have brought me home 1262 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:23,183 "To the glory that was Greece 1263 01:08:23,183 --> 01:08:25,393 "And the grandeur that was Rome" 1264 01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:30,274 Glory hallelujah. ALL: Amen. 1265 01:08:30,274 --> 01:08:31,274 (MUTTERING) 1266 01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:41,952 DORR: Bye-bye, ladies. It was my pleasure. (CLAMORING) 1267 01:08:41,952 --> 01:08:43,995 We have to do this again. Yes, we do got to. 1268 01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:45,413 Thank you. 1269 01:08:45,413 --> 01:08:47,958 Such a pleasure. Safe home. Safe home. 1270 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:53,297 Now I want to know what's goin' on. Indeed, indeed. 1271 01:08:53,297 --> 01:08:57,301 The thirst for knowledge is a very commendable thing. 1272 01:08:57,301 --> 01:09:02,514 Though I do believe that when you hear the explanation you shall laugh riotously, 1273 01:09:02,514 --> 01:09:06,726 slappin' your knee and perhaps even wipin' away a giddy tear, 1274 01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:09,396 relieved of your former concern. 1275 01:09:09,396 --> 01:09:13,358 Lump here, is an avid collector of Indian arrowheads, 1276 01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:17,571 and having found one simply lying on your cellar floor... 1277 01:09:17,571 --> 01:09:19,614 A particularly rare artifact of the Natchez tribe? 1278 01:09:19,614 --> 01:09:21,116 What? 1279 01:09:21,116 --> 01:09:23,159 He enlisted the entire ensemble in an all-out effort 1280 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,161 to sift through the subsoil 1281 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,080 in search of others. 1282 01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:28,665 And apparently, in doing so, 1283 01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,834 we hit a mother lode of natural gas. 1284 01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:34,296 I myself became acutely aware of the smell of "rotten eggs." 1285 01:09:34,296 --> 01:09:37,382 And it was just at this inopportune moment 1286 01:09:37,382 --> 01:09:42,178 that the General here violated the cardinal rule of this house 1287 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,347 and lit himself a cigarette. 1288 01:09:45,807 --> 01:09:46,516 So sorry. 1289 01:09:49,561 --> 01:09:51,021 Well, what about all that money? 1290 01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:57,277 The money. 1291 01:09:57,277 --> 01:09:58,737 Well, the money is Mr. Pancake's. 1292 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,905 (CLEARS THROAT) 1293 01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:03,617 That's right. Who only just remortgaged his home 1294 01:10:03,617 --> 01:10:06,453 in order to raise the money for a surgical procedure 1295 01:10:06,453 --> 01:10:08,538 that will correct the wandering eye 1296 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,582 of his common-law wife, Mountain Water, 1297 01:10:10,582 --> 01:10:13,084 who suffers from astigma, strabismus 1298 01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:18,673 and a general curdling of the vitreous jelly. 1299 01:10:18,673 --> 01:10:23,845 (CHUCKLES) Mr. Pancake, is an ardent foe of the Federal Reserve, 1300 01:10:23,845 --> 01:10:26,556 and is, in fact, one of those eccentrics one often reads about 1301 01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:29,100 hoardin' his entire life savings, 1302 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:32,896 in Mr. Pancake's case, in a Hefty bag that is his constant companion. 1303 01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:36,524 The Steel Sak. 1304 01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:39,611 Don't trust the banks. Never have. 1305 01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:50,455 Mmm-mm. It don't smell right to me. 1306 01:10:52,082 --> 01:10:55,377 I'm callin' Sheriff Wyner. No. Madam. 1307 01:10:55,377 --> 01:10:57,045 Please, please. Madam. 1308 01:10:57,045 --> 01:10:59,547 No, no, I beg of... Yes. Yes. 1309 01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:02,550 It is a lie. It is a fantastic tale. 1310 01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:03,968 You have us dead to rights, 1311 01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:05,720 but, madam, please, please, please, 1312 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,473 allow me to tell you the truth in private. 1313 01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:13,019 Madam... 1314 01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:22,487 Madam, we are not musicians of the late Renaissance. 1315 01:11:24,197 --> 01:11:26,658 Nor of the early, nor mid period. Mmm-hmm. 1316 01:11:27,409 --> 01:11:29,494 We are, in fact, 1317 01:11:31,871 --> 01:11:32,580 criminals. 1318 01:11:34,165 --> 01:11:36,042 Desperate men, Mrs. Munson. 1319 01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:38,504 We have 1320 01:11:40,547 --> 01:11:45,093 tunneled into the nearby offices of the Bandit Queen gambling emporium 1321 01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:47,595 and relieved it of its treasure. 1322 01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:49,305 Lord have mercy. 1323 01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:50,557 It is true. 1324 01:11:50,557 --> 01:11:53,768 The Bandit Queen is a den of iniquity. 1325 01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:56,604 A painted harlot luring people into sin 1326 01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:58,356 by exciting the vice of greed 1327 01:11:58,356 --> 01:12:01,067 with her promise of easy winnings. Oh, yes. 1328 01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:03,445 Her gains are ill-gotten. 1329 01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:07,533 But I offer no excuses. 1330 01:12:09,368 --> 01:12:10,326 Save one. 1331 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,414 We men have each pledged 1332 01:12:14,414 --> 01:12:16,666 one half of our share of the booty 1333 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:19,127 to a charitable institution. 1334 01:12:19,127 --> 01:12:21,004 In compensation for the use of your home, 1335 01:12:21,004 --> 01:12:24,924 we had planned to donate a full share 1336 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:28,553 to Bob Jones University. 1337 01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:31,264 Without burdening you with guilty knowledge by informing you of same. 1338 01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:35,143 But now you have wrested the information from me. 1339 01:12:35,143 --> 01:12:36,519 (LAUGHS) 1340 01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:38,062 There you have it. 1341 01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:39,731 It is on your table, Mrs. Munson. 1342 01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:41,858 "The awful truth." 1343 01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:45,446 Stolen money. 1344 01:12:45,446 --> 01:12:47,363 But find the victim, Mrs. Munson. 1345 01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:50,366 I challenge you. 1346 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:53,077 Even the casino itself, that riparian Gomorrah, 1347 01:12:53,077 --> 01:12:54,913 shall suffer no harm. 1348 01:12:54,913 --> 01:12:58,708 It has an insurance company. 1349 01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:02,796 A financial behemoth that will cheerfully replenish its depleted vaults. 1350 01:13:03,671 --> 01:13:05,590 That is its function. 1351 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:10,845 And that insurance company has tens and tens of thousands of policyholders. 1352 01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:12,972 So that we have done the calculations, Mrs. Munson. 1353 01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,599 So that at the end of the day, 1354 01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:16,392 at the final reckoning, 1355 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:21,898 each and every one of those policyholders shall have contributed one penny, 1356 01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:24,067 one, single, solitary cent, 1357 01:13:25,485 --> 01:13:27,613 to the satisfaction of this claim. 1358 01:13:27,946 --> 01:13:29,572 One penny? 1359 01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:32,951 One penny. Think of it, Mrs. Munson. 1360 01:13:32,951 --> 01:13:37,372 One penny from those thousands upon thousands of people 1361 01:13:37,372 --> 01:13:41,709 so that Bob Jones University can continue on its mission. 1362 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:46,464 Why, I have no doubt that, were those policy holders made aware 1363 01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:48,383 of the existence of that august institution. 1364 01:13:48,383 --> 01:13:50,301 Each and every one of them 1365 01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:53,680 would have volunteered some token amount for the furtherance of its aims. 1366 01:13:54,806 --> 01:13:56,391 Well, that's probably true. 1367 01:13:56,391 --> 01:13:58,643 Sadly, 1368 01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:03,565 the criminal stain is upon my soul. 1369 01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:08,612 But the benefit shall accrue to any number of worthy causes 1370 01:14:08,612 --> 01:14:11,614 as long, that is, as the secret stays with us. 1371 01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:16,744 Well, 1372 01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:20,915 I can't hardly see the harm in it. 1373 01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:25,587 One penny? (MOUTHING) One penny. 1374 01:14:37,932 --> 01:14:40,143 I'm sorry. Excuse me? 1375 01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:42,103 No, I'm sorry, it's wrong, 1376 01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:43,897 and don't you be leadin' me into temptation. 1377 01:14:43,897 --> 01:14:45,356 No, no, madam, I must strenuously... 1378 01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:46,900 I'm sorry, it's just plain wrong. 1379 01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:48,484 Stealin'. No, madam... 1380 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:51,195 I know your intentions was good. No, they weren't. 1381 01:14:51,195 --> 01:14:53,865 And I won't call the police if you give back the money 1382 01:14:53,865 --> 01:14:55,366 and y'all go to church with me next Sunday. 1383 01:14:56,659 --> 01:14:57,952 And engage in divine worship? 1384 01:15:00,788 --> 01:15:02,373 I've made up my mind. 1385 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,502 Now, you can doubletalk all you want. 1386 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:07,713 It's church or the county jail. 1387 01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:11,799 Think it over. I gotta feed the cat. 1388 01:15:22,393 --> 01:15:23,770 (STRUMMING) 1389 01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:34,280 Motherfuck. DORR: Yes. 1390 01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:37,909 Unfortunately, Mrs. Munson has rather complicated the situation. 1391 01:15:37,909 --> 01:15:40,161 Yeah, well, I know how to de-complicate it. 1392 01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:41,996 You bust a cap in that old bitch's head, everything be simple. 1393 01:15:47,628 --> 01:15:48,670 Not easy to do. 1394 01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:52,340 Many reasons. 1395 01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:54,884 Practical ones, quiet neighborhood, sleepy town. 1396 01:15:56,344 --> 01:15:59,430 Reasons of moral repugnance, a harmless woman, 1397 01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:02,016 a deed conceived and executed in cold blood. 1398 01:16:02,016 --> 01:16:04,352 No, Gawain, would that it were simple. 1399 01:16:05,436 --> 01:16:07,230 Well, fuck, man. What we gonna do? 1400 01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:08,649 Give the money back and go to church? 1401 01:16:08,649 --> 01:16:09,733 (STRUMS) 1402 01:16:10,609 --> 01:16:12,360 I shudder. I quake. 1403 01:16:14,696 --> 01:16:17,240 You, sir, are a Buddhist. 1404 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,158 Is there not a "middle" way? 1405 01:16:25,331 --> 01:16:27,083 Must float like a leaf on the river of life 1406 01:16:30,461 --> 01:16:31,587 and kill old lady. 1407 01:16:35,216 --> 01:16:39,137 Yes, yes, I suppose you are right. 1408 01:16:39,137 --> 01:16:42,724 It is the active nature of the crime, though, that so abhors. 1409 01:16:42,724 --> 01:16:44,434 The squeezing of the trigger, the plunging of the knife. 1410 01:16:47,687 --> 01:16:49,105 But let us think a moment. 1411 01:16:50,816 --> 01:16:52,233 What other tools do we have at hand? 1412 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:54,944 We have the cellar. 1413 01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:58,406 We have the cavity. 1414 01:16:58,406 --> 01:17:00,491 We have masonry and trowel. 1415 01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:07,832 Perhaps we could simply immure her. 1416 01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:10,710 Sure, easiest thing in the world. 1417 01:17:10,710 --> 01:17:13,296 I can whip up a little mortar in a snow saucer. 1418 01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:15,631 Lay the bricks. Anchor in some chains. 1419 01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:17,842 (SNORTS) Mountain Girl could outsource the manacles. 1420 01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:19,844 Oh, gentlemen, gentlemen, we delude ourselves. 1421 01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:24,808 No, shortest and painless is best. 1422 01:17:26,059 --> 01:17:31,314 Gawain's gun, retort muffled by a pillow, into the brain. 1423 01:17:32,523 --> 01:17:33,649 (CLAPS) The affair of an instant. 1424 01:17:34,901 --> 01:17:36,235 The only question is, 1425 01:17:37,361 --> 01:17:38,946 who wields the weapon? 1426 01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:43,659 I believe it is traditional in such circumstances 1427 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:44,827 to draw straws. 1428 01:17:45,745 --> 01:17:47,830 Fair enough. Here you go, Lump. 1429 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:54,420 I'm thinkin', though, that since I lost a finger, 1430 01:17:54,420 --> 01:17:56,339 I mean, literally lost it, 'cause of that fuckin' cat, 1431 01:17:58,299 --> 01:17:59,550 maybe I should be excused from this thing. 1432 01:18:01,803 --> 01:18:03,889 Hard for me to squeeze a trigger anyway. 1433 01:18:03,889 --> 01:18:05,849 You one whiny motherfucker. 1434 01:18:05,849 --> 01:18:08,267 I'll come over there and squeeze your fuckin' nutsack, 1435 01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,812 you keep that bullshit up. Shut up, punk. 1436 01:18:10,812 --> 01:18:12,898 I'll kick your goddamn ass, sweet-legs. Gentlemen. 1437 01:18:12,898 --> 01:18:15,817 No special pleading. No exceptions. 1438 01:18:15,817 --> 01:18:18,152 It is of the nature of the situation we would all prefer to be excused. 1439 01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,823 Well, okay, it was just a trial balloon. 1440 01:18:49,809 --> 01:18:51,102 (GRUNTS) 1441 01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:01,112 Long straw. 1442 01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,407 You all see it. 1443 01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:05,533 All that fuss for nothin', punk. 1444 01:19:05,533 --> 01:19:06,367 Fuck you. 1445 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:22,758 Motherfuck. 1446 01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:24,552 (GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING) 1447 01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:30,391 (COCKS GUN) 1448 01:19:58,044 --> 01:19:59,712 Would you like a hot-cross bun? 1449 01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:01,005 No, just an explanation. 1450 01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:02,966 Coming up... 1451 01:20:02,966 --> 01:20:04,967 Weezy, I'll take some cocoa. Hi, George. 1452 01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:07,303 What's goin' on? George. 1453 01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:10,890 How did they get in here? 1454 01:20:10,890 --> 01:20:12,308 (LAUGHING) 1455 01:20:16,187 --> 01:20:17,355 What you got there, Gawain? 1456 01:20:17,355 --> 01:20:19,106 Why, nothin', Mama. 1457 01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:22,401 Nothin', my ass, you got a dog there. 1458 01:20:22,401 --> 01:20:23,736 No, Mama. 1459 01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:26,822 A filthy, noisy little pest of a puppy dog 1460 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,699 gonna shit all over the house. 1461 01:20:28,699 --> 01:20:30,159 He won't shit in the house, Mama. 1462 01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:32,370 I'm gonna train him, I promise. I'll train him real good. 1463 01:20:32,370 --> 01:20:33,996 I'm gonna train you real good. 1464 01:20:35,206 --> 01:20:36,875 You wait till your daddy get home. 1465 01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:38,834 He gonna lay into you proper. 1466 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:41,379 (CRYING) No, Mama. Please, Mama. I love you. 1467 01:20:41,379 --> 01:20:43,506 Your daddy gonna kick yo' ass. 1468 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:46,259 Mama's whuppin' Gawain's ass. 1469 01:20:46,259 --> 01:20:48,970 Ain't you gonna use the strap, Mama? 1470 01:20:48,970 --> 01:20:52,974 I love you, Mama. I'm sorry, Mama, I love you. 1471 01:20:52,974 --> 01:20:55,268 I swear I'll wash the dog's ass and everything, Mama. 1472 01:20:58,187 --> 01:21:00,899 I'll train him to shit in the toilet, Mama. 1473 01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:03,276 I'll wipe his ass and everything, Mama. What you doin'? 1474 01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:07,071 What you doin' with my pillow? 1475 01:21:07,071 --> 01:21:09,032 Nothin', ma'am. I just came down to get a... 1476 01:21:09,032 --> 01:21:10,825 I'm displeased with you. 1477 01:21:10,825 --> 01:21:12,451 Yeah, but... Fine colored boy like you 1478 01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:15,413 fallin' in with that trash downstairs. 1479 01:21:15,413 --> 01:21:18,833 Now, I know your mama taught you better than that. 1480 01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:19,917 (GRUNTS) (DOOR CLICKS) 1481 01:21:23,754 --> 01:21:27,758 I can't do it. She remind me of my mama. 1482 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:30,303 Look, man... Why, this is most irregular. 1483 01:21:30,303 --> 01:21:33,014 Y'all motherfuckers just gonna have to draw straws again. 1484 01:21:33,014 --> 01:21:35,976 Wait a minute, you've got to accept your responsibilities, young man, 1485 01:21:35,976 --> 01:21:37,143 and shoot that old lady. 1486 01:21:37,143 --> 01:21:39,603 Hey, man, fuck you and your irritated bowel. 1487 01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:41,022 Must shoot. 1488 01:21:41,022 --> 01:21:42,857 Now, look here, it's the easiest thing in the world. 1489 01:21:42,857 --> 01:21:46,902 Just pretend her head's a casaba melon and the gun is a melon baller. 1490 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,904 What the fuck are you talkin' about? A melon baller? 1491 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,406 GAWAIN: Look, man, you do it. 1492 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:52,199 Oh, this is most irregular. 1493 01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:56,121 Now, look, with equal rights comes equal responsibility. 1494 01:21:56,121 --> 01:21:58,873 I'm afraid Mr. Pancake is correct. We cannot draw straws again. 1495 01:21:58,873 --> 01:22:00,541 The exercise would lose all credibility 1496 01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:02,626 if you show that the loser can simply beg off. 1497 01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:04,462 Must shoot. 1498 01:22:07,090 --> 01:22:09,717 Hey, look, man, she's just an old colored lady to you. 1499 01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:11,969 Come on, man, you do it. 1500 01:22:11,969 --> 01:22:14,096 Why, you sniveling little coward. 1501 01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:16,932 What did you say to me? 1502 01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:18,184 Sniveling little coward. 1503 01:22:18,184 --> 01:22:20,186 You whiny motherfucker. 1504 01:22:20,186 --> 01:22:23,189 I will come up yo' stankin', irritated asshole with this gun 1505 01:22:23,189 --> 01:22:25,316 and give you a lead colonic, motherfucker. 1506 01:22:25,316 --> 01:22:28,110 You think you scare me, you mewling punk? 1507 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:31,781 You don't scare me. Bull Connor and all his dogs didn't scare me. 1508 01:22:31,781 --> 01:22:32,656 Now, be a man. 1509 01:22:34,408 --> 01:22:37,620 Fuck. You ain't no fuckin' man. 1510 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:39,497 Oh, my, this is most distressin'. Be a man. 1511 01:22:39,497 --> 01:22:41,207 You ain't no fuckin' man. 1512 01:22:41,207 --> 01:22:43,417 Fuckin' a 60-year-old with pigtails. 1513 01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:47,338 Why, you bastard punk. Mountain Girl is 53. 1514 01:22:47,338 --> 01:22:49,298 She could ride your ass to jelly. Yeah? 1515 01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:53,053 Gentlemen, please. GAWAIN: I seen Virginia hams 1516 01:22:53,053 --> 01:22:55,221 I'd rather stick my dick in than that big ol' white chick. 1517 01:22:55,221 --> 01:22:56,389 (GUNSHOT) 1518 01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:03,896 Oh, my God. 1519 01:23:04,188 --> 01:23:05,147 Oh, no. 1520 01:23:07,025 --> 01:23:07,817 Oh, my. 1521 01:23:09,194 --> 01:23:10,069 I think he's hit. 1522 01:23:11,737 --> 01:23:13,198 LUMP: Oh, no. 1523 01:23:16,617 --> 01:23:18,202 I'll just check the carotid artery. 1524 01:23:23,874 --> 01:23:25,126 That's a negative. 1525 01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:27,044 Is he dead, Professor? 1526 01:23:27,044 --> 01:23:28,337 Sure he's dead, Lump. 1527 01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:29,713 I just checked his carotid artery. 1528 01:23:29,713 --> 01:23:31,549 DORR: Well, this is most irregular. 1529 01:23:34,177 --> 01:23:35,177 We shall need a Hefty bag. 1530 01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:46,188 She is in the kitchen. 1531 01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:48,232 You steal out with the carcass 1532 01:23:48,232 --> 01:23:50,235 while I dazzle her with conversation. 1533 01:23:56,115 --> 01:23:58,951 My dear, Mrs. Munson, 1534 01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:03,414 I have outlined your position with my colleagues, 1535 01:24:03,414 --> 01:24:07,251 and I now return to you to render our collective verdict. Uh-huh? 1536 01:24:07,251 --> 01:24:09,628 There was much spirited discussion 1537 01:24:09,628 --> 01:24:13,340 and an atmosphere of frank give-and-take. 1538 01:24:13,340 --> 01:24:15,926 Some of our number were initially appalled at your proposal 1539 01:24:15,926 --> 01:24:18,095 that we simply return the money, some were more receptive. 1540 01:24:18,095 --> 01:24:21,056 I don't care if they was receptive or not. 1541 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:23,809 And that attitude, madam, was a factor in our discussions. 1542 01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,478 To a man, I must say 1543 01:24:25,478 --> 01:24:28,189 they were devastated at the prospect 1544 01:24:28,189 --> 01:24:30,441 of not being able to contribute to their respective charities. 1545 01:24:30,441 --> 01:24:33,027 Well, that is a shame. Indeed. 1546 01:24:33,027 --> 01:24:37,157 But at the end of the day, your position prevailed. 1547 01:24:37,157 --> 01:24:40,659 So, we have decided to return the money, every last cent of it, 1548 01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:43,163 and attend Sunday services, 1549 01:24:43,163 --> 01:24:45,039 rather than spend the remainder of our days 1550 01:24:45,039 --> 01:24:46,665 wastin' away in the Mississippi Men's Correctional Facility. 1551 01:24:48,209 --> 01:24:50,419 Though that was the original preference of some. 1552 01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:33,295 You are not assistin' with the cadaver. 1553 01:25:34,255 --> 01:25:36,341 Oh, no need. 1554 01:25:36,341 --> 01:25:38,384 Just chuck it off the bridge. Easiest thing in the world. 1555 01:25:38,384 --> 01:25:39,552 I'm just cleanin' up here. 1556 01:25:41,262 --> 01:25:44,807 Oh, that's them, back already. 1557 01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:45,975 I'll just go dump these in the hearse. 1558 01:25:47,351 --> 01:25:49,687 Yeah, easiest thing in the world. 1559 01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:08,289 General. 1560 01:26:10,082 --> 01:26:11,376 No extra share, huh? 1561 01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:18,549 (GRUNTING) (STOMACH GURGLING) 1562 01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:33,063 (DOOR CREAKING) 1563 01:26:35,275 --> 01:26:36,483 Mountain? Garth? 1564 01:26:37,359 --> 01:26:38,861 (CHOKING) 1565 01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:41,572 IBS, dear? 1566 01:26:46,410 --> 01:26:48,579 (GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING) 1567 01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:02,801 (HORN TOOTING) 1568 01:27:11,101 --> 01:27:12,437 Get Garth. 1569 01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:40,422 Excellent. 1570 01:27:40,422 --> 01:27:42,091 I believe, at last, we have the right man for the job. 1571 01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:45,260 (SNORING) 1572 01:27:51,351 --> 01:27:52,476 (DOOR CREAKING) 1573 01:28:27,219 --> 01:28:28,303 (CONTINUES SNORING) 1574 01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:09,052 (ALARM RINGING) 1575 01:29:09,887 --> 01:29:10,888 (GASPS) 1576 01:29:14,141 --> 01:29:14,808 (GRUNTS) 1577 01:29:19,188 --> 01:29:20,147 (CHOKING) 1578 01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:25,194 (CAT YOWLS) (GRUNTS) 1579 01:29:27,905 --> 01:29:28,614 (GRUNTS) 1580 01:29:47,508 --> 01:29:48,842 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1581 01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:50,886 DORR: The old woman 1582 01:29:52,513 --> 01:29:54,890 is a more formidable antagonist than one had imagined. 1583 01:29:58,561 --> 01:29:59,853 (TRAWLER TOOTING) 1584 01:30:04,107 --> 01:30:05,526 (GRUNTING) 1585 01:30:17,830 --> 01:30:18,831 Now, Lump, 1586 01:30:21,124 --> 01:30:23,293 it falls to you to finish the job. 1587 01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:28,632 The comedy must end. You know, 1588 01:30:30,217 --> 01:30:32,052 I've been doin' some thinkin', Professor. 1589 01:30:34,221 --> 01:30:37,516 Oh, dear. Maybe we should be goin' to church. 1590 01:30:37,516 --> 01:30:39,977 Maybe she is right. Oh, dear, Lump. 1591 01:30:39,977 --> 01:30:42,480 I feared those would be your words. 1592 01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:44,022 Not that I don't appreciate you giving the matter 1593 01:30:44,022 --> 01:30:45,649 the benefit of your thought, 1594 01:30:45,649 --> 01:30:48,068 but recall, my dear boy, 1595 01:30:48,068 --> 01:30:50,153 our respective functions in this enterprise. 1596 01:30:50,153 --> 01:30:51,989 I am a professor. 1597 01:30:51,989 --> 01:30:55,325 The professor, as you yourself so often say. The thinker. 1598 01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:57,578 Trained, in fact, in the arts of cogitation. 1599 01:30:57,578 --> 01:31:01,039 You, Lump, are the goon, the hooligan, the dumb brute, 1600 01:31:01,039 --> 01:31:03,250 whose actions must be directed by a higher intelligence. 1601 01:31:03,250 --> 01:31:05,252 Yeah, I know, but... 1602 01:31:05,252 --> 01:31:07,588 Uh-uh, no buts, dear boy. Do not repeat the error of thinkin'. 1603 01:31:07,588 --> 01:31:10,549 Now is the moment of praxis. 1604 01:31:10,549 --> 01:31:13,176 Now, Lump, you must act. 1605 01:31:16,597 --> 01:31:18,682 Well, I can't do it, Professor. 1606 01:31:18,682 --> 01:31:21,644 A nice old lady like that. 1607 01:31:21,644 --> 01:31:24,396 Think of the riches, Lump, that you and I alone shall divide. 1608 01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:25,856 (STUTTERS) Yeah, I know, but... 1609 01:31:25,856 --> 01:31:29,569 And reflect also that if you decline to act, thus forcin' me to do so, 1610 01:31:29,569 --> 01:31:31,904 you shall no longer have any entitlement to the money. 1611 01:31:31,904 --> 01:31:35,365 Your offices shall have been nugatory. 1612 01:31:36,701 --> 01:31:39,537 You mean you're gonna kill her? 1613 01:31:39,537 --> 01:31:41,955 Of course, yes. My hand shall be forced. 1614 01:31:44,082 --> 01:31:45,792 I can't allow you to do that, Professor. 1615 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:49,713 (LAUGHS) 1616 01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:50,881 You... 1617 01:31:51,632 --> 01:31:53,133 Allow? 1618 01:31:53,133 --> 01:31:53,967 Mmm-hmm. 1619 01:31:55,052 --> 01:31:56,345 Not allow? 1620 01:31:57,137 --> 01:31:57,930 Mmm-hmm. 1621 01:31:59,222 --> 01:32:00,432 What presumption! 1622 01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:03,769 You stupid boy. 1623 01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:05,896 You very, 1624 01:32:07,606 --> 01:32:09,358 very, extremely stupid boy. 1625 01:32:10,317 --> 01:32:11,068 Oh, yeah? 1626 01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:13,904 Who looks stupid now? 1627 01:32:15,698 --> 01:32:16,865 (GUN CLICKING) 1628 01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:19,952 (TRAWLER TOOTING) 1629 01:32:23,748 --> 01:32:24,665 No bullets? 1630 01:32:24,665 --> 01:32:25,666 (GUNSHOT) 1631 01:32:32,590 --> 01:32:35,884 Perhaps it had to be thus. 1632 01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:42,224 "Lo! In yon brilliant window-niche 1633 01:32:42,224 --> 01:32:44,351 "How statue-like I see thee stand" 1634 01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:51,316 (GASPS) A raven. 1635 01:32:55,362 --> 01:32:56,488 (CAWING) 1636 01:33:01,868 --> 01:33:04,329 "The agate lamp within thy hand! 1637 01:33:05,956 --> 01:33:10,752 "Ah! Psyche, from the regions which 1638 01:33:12,630 --> 01:33:13,880 "Are Holy-land!" 1639 01:33:16,216 --> 01:33:16,925 (GRUNTS) 1640 01:34:11,396 --> 01:34:12,230 Huh? 1641 01:34:17,652 --> 01:34:18,528 MRS. MUNSON: Uh-huh. 1642 01:34:22,699 --> 01:34:23,992 Professor? 1643 01:34:27,704 --> 01:34:28,955 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 1644 01:34:29,873 --> 01:34:31,333 Couldn't face the music. 1645 01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:39,674 I appreciate that, but we don't know what to do. 1646 01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:41,093 Tried that, too. 1647 01:34:42,260 --> 01:34:43,386 Oh... 1648 01:34:44,763 --> 01:34:46,223 Uh, Mrs. Munson... 1649 01:34:46,223 --> 01:34:48,183 Gotta make a statement, Sheriff. 1650 01:34:48,183 --> 01:34:49,684 Ma'am, could it possibly wait? 1651 01:34:49,684 --> 01:34:50,936 We're kinda busy down here today. 1652 01:34:50,936 --> 01:34:52,938 Well, I suppose it could wait, 1653 01:34:52,938 --> 01:34:54,773 but it's about that casino money. 1654 01:34:58,610 --> 01:35:01,530 Let me call you back. You know somethin' about it? 1655 01:35:01,530 --> 01:35:03,573 Somethin'? Everything. I got it at home. 1656 01:35:04,825 --> 01:35:06,868 You got what at home? The money. 1657 01:35:06,868 --> 01:35:09,121 $1.6 million. 1658 01:35:09,121 --> 01:35:10,622 It's down in my root cellar. 1659 01:35:10,622 --> 01:35:12,749 How did it get there, Marva? 1660 01:35:12,749 --> 01:35:16,086 Well, a bunch of desperate men stole it and put it there, that's how. 1661 01:35:16,086 --> 01:35:19,089 See, they was musicians of the Renaissance period. 1662 01:35:20,632 --> 01:35:23,051 Turned out they really couldn't play, 1663 01:35:23,051 --> 01:35:26,721 but they could recite poems that'd break your heart. 1664 01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:30,642 The ringleader spoke in dead tongues. Does he now? 1665 01:35:30,642 --> 01:35:32,435 I tried to get you to see him. 1666 01:35:32,435 --> 01:35:34,020 That night. Yes, ma'am. 1667 01:35:34,020 --> 01:35:37,858 I had to holler at 'em about stealin' all that money. Mmm. 1668 01:35:37,858 --> 01:35:40,277 And I guess I made 'em feel real bad, 1669 01:35:40,277 --> 01:35:44,781 'cause they just picked up and left without takin' the money. 1670 01:35:44,781 --> 01:35:46,074 And they let Pickles out. 1671 01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:48,869 (GRUNTS) 1672 01:35:48,869 --> 01:35:50,662 So, you want us to come over and fetch him. 1673 01:35:50,662 --> 01:35:52,747 Oh, no, no, he's back. 1674 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:53,957 What you want me to do with the money? 1675 01:35:58,670 --> 01:35:59,504 You keep it. 1676 01:36:01,089 --> 01:36:02,382 Why don't you keep it? 1677 01:36:04,134 --> 01:36:06,929 Keep it? Go on and keep it, Miss Marva. 1678 01:36:09,974 --> 01:36:11,141 Well, 1679 01:36:13,518 --> 01:36:16,104 it is just a penny off of everybody's policy. 1680 01:36:20,901 --> 01:36:22,194 I could... 1681 01:36:24,487 --> 01:36:26,656 You don't suppose I could... Yes, ma'am? 1682 01:36:29,284 --> 01:36:31,912 Could I just give it all to Bob Jones University? 1683 01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:41,963 Yeah, that'd be nice. 1684 01:36:44,007 --> 01:36:47,177 Give it all to 'em. That's a good idea. 1685 01:36:49,596 --> 01:36:50,973 (CHUCKLES) 1686 01:36:55,019 --> 01:36:56,937 As long as everybody knows. 1687 01:36:59,773 --> 01:37:01,024 (GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING) 1688 01:37:04,569 --> 01:37:05,862 How you doin'? 1689 01:37:15,205 --> 01:37:16,373 (MRS. MUNSON GRUNTS) (CAT MEOWS) 1690 01:37:16,373 --> 01:37:19,334 Pickles. Oh, Lord, Pickles! 1691 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:15,408 (GOSPEL MUSIC CONTINUES)