1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:11,185 Now, Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rocked rhymes 4 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:13,274 Humpty Dumpty fell down, that's his hard time 5 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:15,537 Jack Be Nimble was nimble, and he was quick 6 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:17,843 But Jam Master cut faster, Jack's on Jay's dick 7 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:20,150 Now, Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep 8 00:00:20,194 --> 00:00:22,413 And Rip Van Winkle fell the hell asleep 9 00:00:22,457 --> 00:00:24,589 And Alice chillin' somewhere in Wonderland 10 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:27,027 Jack's servin' Jill, bucket in his hand 11 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:29,246 And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound 12 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:33,076 The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down 13 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,686 [man] For as long as I can remember, 14 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:38,429 the three of us have always been best friends. 15 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:45,654 Even when we were babies, me, Lonnie and Dom shared the same crib. 16 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:52,139 [all belch] 17 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:57,405 We were tight, like brothers, but we all had our own dreams. 18 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:59,450 G! Let me down! 19 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,325 Lonnie dreamed of two things: 20 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:11,636 First, was that Rolonda loved him as much as he loved her. 21 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:18,165 [yelps/growls] 22 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:22,125 - [barking] - Huh? 23 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:25,259 But all she loved was his money 24 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:28,697 He also wanted to be a big inventor. 25 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:32,918 My boy, Dom? Huh! He just loved the music. 26 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:36,531 [ thunderous bass] 27 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:42,058 As for me, well, I was built to be a professional athlete. 28 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,888 I was gonna be the best boxer to come out of South Philly since Rocky. 29 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:50,501 I was gonna be "The Black Stallion". 30 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:54,201 [panting]Hey! This burns! 31 00:01:57,465 --> 00:01:58,683 I can't. 32 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:01,947 Two-dollar Tuesday was karate night. 33 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,993 [all]Ha-ya! 34 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,953 [martial arts yells] 35 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:10,391 [glass breaking] 36 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:14,264 Sometimes my cousin Randall would chill with us. 37 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,658 He had a thing for candy-jacking. 38 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:20,140 I want it chilly up in here! 39 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:23,882 You now on Cha Ching's most-wanted list! 40 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:26,755 That's why we called him "No Good". 41 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:30,106 We went from boys to men together, 42 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,849 and the three of us moved into Lonnie's Uncle Virgil's house. 43 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:37,766 It was just temporary until we could find a better place. 44 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,990 - [party music] - [chatter 45 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:54,435 - You have a ride home, XiXi? - Yes, Father. 46 00:02:55,436 --> 00:02:57,525 - Don't be late. - Yes, Father. 47 00:02:58,787 --> 00:03:00,571 Give your father a kiss. 48 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:07,578 Bye, Father. 49 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:42,004 Now, look, look, look. 50 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:43,658 We can go in Uncle Virgil's roomcos he got one of them orthopaedic beds... 51 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:46,748 - Guess who? - Alveena? 52 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:49,620 - No. - Hm... hold on. Oh! Ooh! 53 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,970 Rasheeda! Oh, no, this is Laqueeda. 54 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:55,409 - Uh-uh-uh! This is Tomika.- You got one more chance to getit 55 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,237 or you won't be making it to your next fight. 56 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:03,243 Ooh! Ha-ha! Hey, baby, I knew itwas you. I was just having some fun. 57 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:06,637 Sorry I'm late. I had to get a ride from my father. 58 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:08,683 Does your pops know you came here to see me? 59 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:09,901 Yes. 60 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,468 Come on, baby, you know that's not cool. 61 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:13,644 Forget about my father. 62 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:17,648 I love you, and that's what matters. 63 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:22,436 [both]Mmm! 64 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:25,830 Happy birthday to you 65 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:30,748 Happy birthday to you 66 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:35,666 Happy birthday, dear Lonnie 67 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:41,672 Happy birthday to you 68 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:47,896 - Make a wish, Lon. - I wish Rolonda was here. 69 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:54,685 - [man]Rolonda!- Out of the way! Big Swoll's inthe house. 70 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:57,819 - You got your wish. - [man]Can I get her for my birthday too? 71 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,779 Happy birthday, boyfriend. 72 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,397 - Rolonda! - Don't stop. 73 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,660 I was beginning to think that you weren't gonna show. 74 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:16,707 Oh, now you know Ro-Ro wouldn'tmiss her Lonnie's birthday party. 75 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,753 I knew you wouldn't let me down. 76 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,842 Oh! [laughs] 77 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:25,107 This right here is my cousin, Big Swoll. He just got out the penitentiary. 78 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:28,284 Hey, Big Swoll. It's always goodto meet a member of the family. 79 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,418 Yeah, I'm all right, Johnny. Happy birthday, man. 80 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:35,073 You know, Rolonda,I was thinking that, you know... 81 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:38,425 Oh, cake! That's what I want, some cake. 82 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:42,037 I haven't eaten in, like, two whole hours, and for some reason... 83 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,169 I just can't stop eatin'. 84 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:51,176 Ooh, there it is. 85 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,316 Nia. 86 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:05,539 You looked so busy at work today. I'm surprised to see you here. 87 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,802 The studio wasreally busy today, 88 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:10,979 but how could I miss one of your famous parties? 89 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:14,678 And you're wearing that top that I love so much. 90 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:17,725 That's cos I want you to take itoff. 91 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:26,168 Just a second, baby. 92 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:36,526 Go, Daddy, go. 93 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:41,183 Ooh, ooh, ooh! That's cute! 94 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:44,360 Mmm! Ah! 95 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,405 Oh! Ah! Mmm! 96 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:48,930 Ooh! Ah... 97 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,584 I-I-I-I'm here now. I'm here. 98 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,847 Oh. 99 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:55,589 You know, I, uh... 100 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:58,330 I have these feelings, and, um... 101 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:02,813 I wanna take care of you, Rolonda. 102 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:06,687 And I was thinking we could get our own place, and... 103 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:09,341 maybe get married someday. 104 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:13,781 Damn. I mean, that's real sweet, baby. 105 00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:16,131 Nigga ain't never said no shit like that before. 106 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:18,263 So you think maybe we could...? 107 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,962 Oh! 10.30, boo. You know what that mean. 108 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:23,965 What? My show is on. Hey, now, my show is on. 109 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:25,836 Ooh, ooh, my show is on. 110 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,577 [TV] Up next, "Compton 90221".. 111 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,013 My show is on, too. 112 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:39,720 [Dom]Ah, we can't be cleaning up likethis. We got to hire ourselves amaid. 113 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:42,897 [G]What are you complaining about? I'm the one on my hands and knees. 114 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,681 I thought that was your favourite position. 115 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:46,988 - Good morning, guys. - Hey! 116 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:52,602 - Hey, what's wrong, man? - What's wrong, Lon? 117 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:58,173 I'm a year older, and I'm stillhere with you two guys in my Uncle Virgil's house. 118 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,218 You know what you sound like right now, man? 119 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:03,091 - No, what? - A bitch. 120 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:07,182 Yeah, seriously, Lon, you don'twant to mess around with a good thing. 121 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:11,534 Take a look around you. We got the tight bachelor pad. 122 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:16,713 We can do whatever we want, I mean... this is it! We made it, man! 123 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:19,803 - Right there, dawg. - [both]Mm! Ta-dow! 124 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:22,240 [clears throat noisily] 125 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:26,680 You better clean this damn messupbefore you leave out of here, Iknow that. 126 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:29,247 Whip some ass up in here. 127 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:36,167 This is it? Getting yelled at like schoolchildren? 128 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:39,388 I mean, I thought I'd befurther along in my life by now. 129 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:42,826 You know, have my own family. My own place. 130 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,267 One of these days... 131 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,531 you guys are gonna grow up. 132 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,373 You 12 minutes late. Dock paycheck. 133 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,854 Look, Cha Ching, I know we got friction between us 134 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:13,161 on account that I took that KitKat, man,but that was seven years ago... 135 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:17,165 A Bit 'O Honey, Milky Way, black ricorice and case of Coors. 136 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:21,691 - What's "ricorice"? - Ricorice. Ricorice! 137 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:24,476 Don't play language game with me! 138 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:27,654 You're now 14 minutes late. 139 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,441 Good talk. 140 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:37,011 Dang Ling, I can't understanda damn word your daddy's saying. 141 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:39,448 - [buzzer] - [whistle] 142 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:40,971 Great first half, kids. 143 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:42,712 [boy]You missed five calls, you four-eyed punk! 144 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:45,193 Rolonda! Peaches! 145 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:49,414 - What are you doing here? - We need to talk. 146 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:52,417 - I'm all ears. - Mama dear is gonna go wait over there. 147 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:56,160 Remember that time we was watching Compton 90221, 148 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:59,381 and Swapmisha had told Dante that she was pregnant? 149 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,601 How could I forget it? Seven and a half... 150 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:04,908 Point is, Swapmisha wasn't the only one got knocked up. 151 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:09,260 - You mean I'm gonna be a daddy?- It's yours. 152 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,393 You know? Just forget it, Lonnie. 153 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,656 Cos I can't take care of no babyon my income alone. 154 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:17,094 Daddy also has a job at the sanitation department, 155 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:20,620 and I just got a job yesterday at Piggy Small's Pizzeria. 156 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:23,448 You know my Uncle Virgil raised me right, girl, 157 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:28,540 and I want to do the same for our child, Ro-Ro. 158 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,847 I'm gonna take care of the bothof you. 159 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:34,721 You're so good to me, Lonnie. 160 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:38,289 [G]Come on, give me that, huh? 161 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,162 Come on. Come on! 162 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:43,947 G, we need to talk. Are you busy? 163 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,646 What it look like, baby? 164 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:49,300 [G]Is everything OK? 165 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,391 G, I'm pregnant. 166 00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,049 We're going to have a baby. 167 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,878 [woman over intercom]Hey, Dominic, your next appointment is here. 168 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,575 Send him in. 169 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,710 Yo, Dommy Dom. 170 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,277 You've gotta be kidding me. 171 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,192 It's the Brotha Stylz. 172 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,891 - This is you? - Aw, hell, yeah! 173 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:17,633 - Yo, you gots to put us on. - True. 174 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,591 We might be wizel. 175 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:22,638 But our lizels be klizel blizel. You feel me, dawg? 176 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,988 Words. 177 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:29,166 Uh... OK. Go ahead and spit. 178 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:35,520 Huh! Whatever.Someone should tell them they'rewhite. 179 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,698 Oh, hey, Nia. What's up? 180 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:43,528 - What? I thought I had the studio till 12. - No, no, it's not that. 181 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,617 - [feedback] - Hold on. [flicks switch] 182 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:48,620 - Listen, I, uh... - What? 183 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,623 What is it? 184 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,499 [G]Calm down, dog. You look whiter than usual. 185 00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:01,633 - So, Dom, she gonna have it? - Yeah! She's gonna have it at home. 186 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,635 What kind of shit is that? 187 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:06,334 I don't know, I don't know. Shesays it's gonna empower her as a woman, 188 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:09,772 or some bullshit like that. 189 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:13,341 My life is over. I'm done, finished. 190 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:16,170 The three of us. 191 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,346 - Daddies. - [Lonnie]Ain't it great? 192 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,828 You know, I think we should do,like, daddy training so we can do it right. 193 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:26,746 Yeah, that's it. You know? Do what our fathers didn't do. 194 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,664 [Lonnie switches channels on TV 195 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,583 Oh! Ooh! 196 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:42,326 - [woman moans] - Oh, what's that? A little porn? 197 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,807 Check it out. They got her in stirrups and everything. 198 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:48,028 Ooh, make that move, mama. 199 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:52,772 - Damn! Look at the size of thatthing. - Looks like an alien. 200 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,557 [woman moaning] 201 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,779 - [splat] - Oh! 202 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:02,085 [ rap] 203 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:11,442 I'm Annabelle Sinclair, and I'llbe your birthing/child-rearing expert. 204 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,793 And I am here to guide you through the journey 205 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:18,710 that your child is gonna take from the womb to the pink or blue bedroom. 206 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:25,413 I'd like to open the floorfor any pre-birthing questions.Anybody? 207 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,067 Yes. 208 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:30,984 You know, is it cool to stillhit the skins during pregnancy? 209 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:34,291 He asking if it's all right forhim to still be tapping at it. 210 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:40,384 Oh, sure. Feel free to get yourswerve on throughout the pregnancy. 211 00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:43,213 [farts]Ah! 212 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,432 Damn. 213 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:47,087 - Don't be embarrassed, dear. - I ain't. 214 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:50,046 Flatulence is very normal during pregnancy. 215 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,570 - So let 'em rip! - Oh, cool. 216 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,007 [farts] 217 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,443 Pregnant people, fool. 218 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,880 [G]Well, hell, I had to let it go, baby. 219 00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,882 I'm gonna hand out these balls, 220 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,580 and I want you to put them between your knees, OK? 221 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:05,845 Here you go, you take this. That's right, place it right there. 222 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:12,895 - Hey, Nia. Sorry I'm... - Dominic... 223 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:16,507 This is Venus, my doula. 224 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,901 - What's a doula? - A midwife. 225 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:22,905 You know, I gotta talk to you outside. Come on. 226 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,821 Okey-doke.Now we're gonna simulate labour. 227 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:30,260 So I would like for everyone toget into their most comfortable positions. 228 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,827 That's right. 229 00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,787 Ooh! OK, very nice. 230 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:41,619 - What are you doing here? - Well, you invited me here. 231 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:46,059 Look, it was my decision to havethis baby, and it was a fling, Dom. 232 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,930 An office fling. 233 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:51,238 Dominic, you don't have to be here. 234 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:55,329 - We've discussed this. - [cell phone rings] 235 00:14:55,372 --> 00:15:00,203 Dominic. Yeah, what's up? 236 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:05,165 Um... you mean, like, um... Hour and a half. 237 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,603 I think that you're gonna find natural childbirth 238 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:12,259 to be loving, blissful, and wonderful. 239 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:16,089 Aah! I want drugs! 240 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:21,094 Lonnie, I can't take the pain! Ah, ah, ah! 241 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:24,532 - Lonnie! Lonnie! - Is there anything else I can get you? 242 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:28,971 Crack! Crack! Horse tranquilliser, nigga! I want drugs! 243 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:32,714 - OK. Hold on. I'm gonna get thenurse.- Gin and juice! Gin and juice! 244 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:33,802 Get a nurse. Nurse! 245 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,195 Agh! 246 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,718 What happened, baby? You drop some pickle juice? 247 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,111 It's my water! 248 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,851 - Your water? - The baby's coming! 249 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,158 Oh, jeez. OK. OK, baby, breathe. 250 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,987 Clean up, aisle three! 251 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,989 Daddy! Daddy! Get Grandpa! 252 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,775 - You have a baby here?- No, no! No one have baby here! 253 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:53,169 Grandpa Bling Bling doctor in China. 254 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,693 - Grandpa? - OK, OK. 255 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,173 Try to breathe. 256 00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,348 Watch out! 257 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,742 - I'm going in. - What the hell...? 258 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,136 What the...? Hey, man, what you doing? 259 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:03,788 What you do...? 260 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:04,964 [both]Ohh! 261 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:12,014 - [phone beeps] - Ah... Ah... 262 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,277 OK, let's go. 263 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:18,151 [phone vibrating] 264 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:23,373 Ro! Mama Peaches in the house, baby, with something to ease your pain. 265 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:27,595 - You can't smoke in here.- Shut your punk ass up, Urkel. 266 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,163 "You can't smoke in..." 267 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,861 Here you go, Ro. Mommy got something for you. There you go, baby. 268 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,819 Here you go, baby. Here's something to do, you get a little sip. 269 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,909 There you go.Just take yourself a little sipnow. 270 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,433 - Relax. - It hurts! 271 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,913 - Breathe, baby, breathe. - You did this to her. 272 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,959 - Huh? - G, baby? 273 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,092 - Yeah, baby. - Talk to me. Say anything. 274 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,399 [speaks Chinese] 275 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,140 What? 276 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,273 Well, that's what your daddy always tells me. 277 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:58,191 - Agh! - Whoo, whoo, whoo. 278 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,454 Whoo, whoo, whoo! 279 00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:04,240 I'm here, I'm here. I got your voicemail, I came as soon as I could. 280 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,373 - Late again! - Just breathe. 281 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:09,289 Oh, my God! What the hell is that? Call the doctor! 282 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:12,205 It's a home birth, idiot! She'scrowning. 283 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,468 Aren't you supposed to boil water or something like that? 284 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,165 Yeah, why don't you stay in the kitchen with it? 285 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,341 Jesus, I-I... 286 00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,127 - Agh! - Push it, Ro! Uh! Uh! 287 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,086 - Push it good. Uh! - Push it! 288 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:28,090 Push it, feel good. Uh! Oh! Push it, Ro! Uh! Uh! 289 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,136 - Uh! - Uh! 290 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,007 - Push it, baby. - Push it, Ro! Ooh! Ooh! 291 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,791 - Agh! - Push it good! Uh! 292 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:37,143 - Push it, Ro-Ro. - Uh! Uh! Push it good. 293 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,884 Oh! Push it, Ro. Uh! Uh! 294 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,886 Push it real good! Uh! 295 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:46,848 Get your ass in there and get it out, doctor! Agh! 296 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:50,504 We're trying to create a sereneatmosphere here. You're not helping. 297 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,333 This drug-free idea's not helping either. 298 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,378 - Get out of the way. - Why don't you go home? 299 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,467 Oh, God! Agh! 300 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,904 Holy shit. Come on. Ow! 301 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,907 The baby's coming! 302 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,345 - Ow! - Come on! Baby coming! Baby coming! 303 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,564 Baby not coming. It's stuck. 304 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:10,698 - [both]What do you mean, stuck? - Grandma, Crisco! Aisle four, stat! 305 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,266 - What? - No, no! No, breathe, baby. 306 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,442 [baby cries] 307 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,835 There you are. Little shorty. 308 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,446 Let's hear it for the homey. 309 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,274 [baby cries] 310 00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,233 It's OK. 311 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,110 [baby cries] 312 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:36,593 - He's got a big thing! - That umbilical cord, Fat Albert! 313 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,552 You did great, baby. 314 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,511 You did great, baby. 315 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,122 [all]I'm a daddy! 316 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:47,865 I got the call, I came up here,15 minutes later he was out. 317 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:50,303 - Say hello! - I'm a daddy! 318 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,695 I'm a daddy! 319 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:55,221 - Wait till you see him. - Jasmine. She's Jasmine. 320 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,483 And she's beautiful. 321 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,840 You are the cutest baby in all the world. 322 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:09,931 [sniffs]And he smells like shit! Baby, oh! 323 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:14,414 Now would be a good time to learn how to diaper your son. 324 00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,546 You know what? That sounds like fun, baby, 325 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,374 but I got to get to my sparringsession. 326 00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,942 You know, I got that fight coming up.So, you know, I gotta get ready. 327 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,597 You pay for juice out of paycheck! 328 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,903 How the hell he see me back here with this? 329 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,515 Don't you remember, I told you I was working tonight? 330 00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:33,433 - Um... yeah. - You forgot, didn't you? 331 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,565 - Uh... - Mm-hm. 332 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,220 Wait... I... 333 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,961 OK, look, baby. I forgot. 334 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:43,399 I'm sorry, all right, baby? But, look, I can't miss training. 335 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:47,229 Boxing is gonna be our way outtahere. I can't work for your pops forever. 336 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,623 Hey! I was born to fight. 337 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,016 Why wait? I kick your ass right now. 338 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,670 You know what? Bring it on, Grandma. 339 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:56,630 Bring it on, right now! You knowyour grandmama got a big mouth. 340 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,154 Come shut it for me, fat ass. 341 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,677 - Mama, Mama. - Ooh! 342 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,985 - Come on now, G.- Anytime, Grandma Jackie Chan! 343 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:07,858 Hey, I know how important your training is to you, 344 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:15,344 but still, I think it's time foryou to take more active role in raising Bruce Leroy. 345 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,347 Hey, baby. Look at Daddy. There. 346 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:21,437 You're right, boo, but... 347 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:27,138 It's just that I get a little nervous when I'm with him by myself. 348 00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,576 G, you can do this. 349 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:36,539 - Thanks, guys! - [driver]Later, chump. 350 00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:39,586 Hey, Tupac. 351 00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,590 Uh, how you doin', Tupac? 352 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,594 That is nice. Yes, that's real nice. 353 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:52,773 I got watches, DVDs, candy... What you want? Skittles? 354 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:56,777 Cost you a dollar at the store.I give it to you for 50 cents. 355 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,040 Uh... no, thank you, Tupac. I'm OK. 356 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:02,696 Nigga, you ain't never got no money! You always broke! 357 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,393 Hey! 358 00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:08,310 - I have exciting news. - You got Princess Ro-Ro's allowance? 359 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:11,052 No, I... I enrolled us in "Mommy and Me" classes this weekend. 360 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,619 No, I ain't goin' to that. 361 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:15,012 Mm-mm. It's gonna conflict with my strip aerobics class, 362 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:18,494 and you know I got to lose this extra little baby fat. 363 00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:23,064 Besides, my mama ain't never took me nor Tupac to none of them classes, 364 00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:25,936 and we turned out just fine. 365 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:30,201 And what's up with all this "Yougot to be with your baby" stuff lately? 366 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,725 What you trying to say, I ain't a good mama? 367 00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:34,423 No, no, it's not that. I just thought it'd be nice 368 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:37,383 if we spent some quality time together as a family. 369 00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:40,690 You know, maybe we could start by having a family dinner tonight. 370 00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:43,824 Mm-mm. Tonight's ladies' night at the club. 371 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,740 - I told you I needed you to baby-sit. - No, you didn't. 372 00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:51,658 Look, we can go on all night with this"he say she say, she say he say"stuff. 373 00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:55,966 But Isay... your ass is baby-sittin'. 374 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:59,100 Yes, dear. 375 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:02,233 You don't want that, no. Give you gas. 376 00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:04,366 Here. There you go. 377 00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:09,110 I'm gonna help her. I'll get her a book. 378 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,981 On breast feeding. Ha-ha. 379 00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:14,071 But you gotta share with your daddy. 380 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:19,947 - Ho-ho! - Surprise! 381 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,078 [baby giggles] 382 00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:23,516 I was just gonna start on some tracks. 383 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:24,778 [baby coos] 384 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:30,871 - She's got hair! - Yeah. She also breathes, 385 00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:33,874 she giggles... She's your daughter, Dominic. 386 00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:36,311 Not that anyone would ever knowfrom your behaviour. 387 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:41,055 What behaviour? Me and the Brotha Stylzare busy prepping for their bigdebut. 388 00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,884 - Get off! Don't touch me! - Mm-hm. 389 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:48,062 Hey, listen.I'm in a pinch and I need a bigfavour. 390 00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:49,542 What? 391 00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:52,675 I'll see you later. Bye. 392 00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:59,029 See? 393 00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:00,901 It's just you and me, kid. 394 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,990 Me and Jas. 395 00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:04,470 [babies wailing] 396 00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,863 All right, all right. Come on. 397 00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:09,910 - Uh... This ain't so bad, right? - Nah. 398 00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:12,608 Piece of cake. 399 00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:14,349 Hey, Dom, you gonna pick yours up? 400 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,004 - I ain't pickin' mine up. You pick yours up. - But... 401 00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:20,529 You two are acting like it's thefirsttime you've been alone with yourkids. 402 00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:22,705 [both]It is! 403 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,141 - How do we make them stop? - Oh, come on. 404 00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:28,145 OK. All right, come on. 405 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:29,669 - Come over here. - You gotta sleep. 406 00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:32,672 [Dom]Come on, big man. That's OK. 407 00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:34,717 - [wailing] - I think they hungry. 408 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:37,328 Cool. I'm gonna go and get some Mickey D's. 409 00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:40,331 Formula, G! Formula. They drink formula. 410 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:43,465 Right, right, right! My bad, Mr Mom. 411 00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:46,773 - Uh... We got that in the fridge, right? - Yeah, yeah, in the kitchen. 412 00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:49,297 All right. No, I got it. I got it! 413 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,604 [wailing continues] 414 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,998 [Dom]And lay off my lasagne, G 415 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,614 One for you, one for you. OK. 416 00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:05,618 Hey!Oh, this ain't my baby's bottle. 417 00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:07,315 What are you talking about, man? 418 00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:09,752 Yo, yo, yo, yo! Hold up!That's Nia's breast milk in thatbottle. 419 00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:11,972 It's like your boy is sucking onmy lady's titty. 420 00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:14,844 Got a point there. 421 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,152 Getting soft on me, man. 422 00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:23,549 - Hey, now, now. - Oh, they like the titty on tap. 423 00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:26,290 Ooh, look at Bruce Leroy. He got an appetite like his daddy. 424 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,509 Look at him getting his grub on. 425 00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:29,859 Yeah, I-I-I think it's time to burp 'em. 426 00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,687 - OK, let's burp 'em, then. - Burp? 427 00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:33,428 - Yeah, yeah. - How we do that? 428 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,518 You just put 'em over your shoulder... Yeah, right like that. 429 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,868 - ..and pat 'em on the back. - Like this? 430 00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:39,869 - Oh, OK. - [baby burps] 431 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:42,176 All right. Yeah, yeah. 432 00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:45,048 - [baby vomits] - Oh! Hell! 433 00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:49,226 - My Sean Johns! - You got the Exorcistbaby. 434 00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:52,447 Hey, that's what babies do. They burp, spit... 435 00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:55,015 And shit! Ugh! 436 00:24:55,058 --> 00:24:58,018 Ah, damn, it's that titty milk.I bet it is. 437 00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:01,021 Look at it. Oh! 438 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:02,326 It's green shit! 439 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,200 I'm a lean, mean, diapering machine. 440 00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:07,723 I'm a mean, lean, diaper machine. 441 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,725 Whoo! 442 00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:12,162 Whoo, that's funky! 443 00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:17,254 Damn, Bruce Leroy.When did you eat some corn, man? 444 00:25:17,298 --> 00:25:19,996 Ouch! Ow! 445 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,216 He peed on me! 446 00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:24,392 He peed on me, Lonnie! 447 00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:28,788 Oh, God, it's burning! Ow! Oh, I can't see! 448 00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:32,226 I can't see, Lonnie! 449 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:34,054 I want my mama! 450 00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:36,752 That's all right, Bruce Leroy,Daddy gonna get you all cleanedup. 451 00:25:36,796 --> 00:25:38,667 We just gonna get the poop out your hair, that's all. 452 00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:42,802 Oh, man, you got soft hair. You got hair like your mama. 453 00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:46,501 Mm-hm. When you get older, all the littleblack girls in the neighbourhoodgonna be, 454 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:50,200 "Oh, Bruce Leroy, you got good hair.You got Indian in your family?" 455 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:54,770 And then the little Chinese girls, they're gonna be, "Oh, Bruce Leroy, me so horny." 456 00:25:54,814 --> 00:25:58,165 "Me love you long time." [laughs] 457 00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:01,342 Cos everybody love Bruce Leroy. [martial arts yell] 458 00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:04,258 - Here's the lotion, G. - Oh, OK. 459 00:26:04,301 --> 00:26:06,303 - And the baby powder. - OK. 460 00:26:06,347 --> 00:26:10,220 See, your uncles, they understand a soft, sensitive bottom. 461 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:14,094 - Now who's watching your babies, huh? - Jesus. 462 00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:16,487 Thought you almost got me with that one, didn't you? [laughs] 463 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:19,316 That was a good one. Agh! Mm. 464 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:24,104 - [baby giggles] - Mm. OK. 465 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:26,715 [wailing] 466 00:26:28,151 --> 00:26:30,632 - I'm throwing in the towel. - I give up. 467 00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:34,157 Wait a minute. I got an idea. 468 00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:37,987 Rocking with my baby 469 00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:40,816 Baby, baby 470 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,383 Rocking with my baby 471 00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:45,038 [snoring] 472 00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:46,256 Baby 473 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:49,346 Rocking with my baby 474 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:52,175 Baby, baby 475 00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:55,526 Rocking with my baby 476 00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:58,355 Hickory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock. 477 00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:01,358 The clock struck one, the mouse ran down. 478 00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:04,840 Hickory, dickory, dock. Cuckoo!Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo! 479 00:27:04,884 --> 00:27:06,407 [trills] 480 00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:09,497 That ends the rhyming portion of the Mommy and Me class, 481 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:13,109 and now it's time for the bonding portion of the Mommy and Me class. 482 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:16,460 OK, we've gotsome really pretty, shiny books. 483 00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:19,507 I think my daughter likes your son. 484 00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:23,990 I can't blame her.He's almost as cute as you are,Lonnie. 485 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,687 You know my name? 486 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:29,169 It's on your tag. I'm Brandy. 487 00:27:29,212 --> 00:27:31,345 Hi... 488 00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:34,653 Brandy. 489 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:38,047 Now let's play the bragging game. This is where we each take a turn, 490 00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:40,876 and you tell us something special about your child. 491 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,619 Brandy, let's start with you. 492 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:49,493 Well, um... Cherie has a smile that lights up the room. 493 00:27:49,537 --> 00:27:54,150 Just like her mom. Mm. 494 00:27:54,194 --> 00:27:58,024 [ rap] 495 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:06,510 - Ooh!- Nice to see your domesticatedass 496 00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:09,557 was able to break awayfrom the ball and chain tonight. 497 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,125 Fool, please! I'm a grown-ass man. 498 00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:14,693 I pay taxes... sometimes. 499 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:18,566 Hey, hey. I run me, she don't run me. 500 00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:22,483 I'm the president, she the secretary of state. Remember that. 501 00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:26,400 Hey, hey. Yo, yo! 502 00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:28,750 How'd you get Drive By to come up in here, man? 503 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:31,753 His rappers keep getting lockedup, so he's always looking for new talent. 504 00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:34,538 And the Brotha Stylz are gonna be his next platinum artists. 505 00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:39,065 - The white boys?- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yizzo! 506 00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:41,328 Our bad. We smashed up lizzle in this pizneece. 507 00:28:41,371 --> 00:28:42,416 Can I get some? 508 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,331 - Yeah, whatever. - A'ight, then. 509 00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:45,941 Ooh! Double down! 510 00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:49,118 - He's signing that shit? - Hold up, hold up. 511 00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:51,120 Is that "Ho-londa"? 512 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:53,557 She's supposed to be having dinner with Lonnie tonight. 513 00:28:57,823 --> 00:28:59,215 [Virgil laughs] 514 00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:05,004 All right. It's time to put some crackers up in this soup. 515 00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:08,964 Coming straight from the street... I mean, the cul-de-sacs. 516 00:29:09,008 --> 00:29:12,141 ..put your hands together for the Brotha Stylz. 517 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:15,623 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! What's up, people? 518 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:20,236 Brotha Stylz in the hizzie! 519 00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:22,935 Hit it! 520 00:29:22,978 --> 00:29:27,809 No, we don't mess around round here 521 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:32,727 Hell, no,we don't mess around round here 522 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,121 - If you pull one trigger - Then you'll pull the other 523 00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:37,688 - If you think we one figure - Hell, no, fool, we brothas 524 00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:39,952 - And all the girls love us - And homeboys, they wanna mug us 525 00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:42,781 It's hard to beat the brothasand suckers, they can't touch us 526 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:44,652 - Do you capeesh?- My double barrel's right in myreach 527 00:29:44,695 --> 00:29:47,829 - We want the girls with coconuts - And an ass like a peach 528 00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:49,962 Homies run through your crew like a track meet 529 00:29:50,005 --> 00:29:52,573 Pistol-whip your ass till I see the white meat 530 00:29:52,616 --> 00:29:55,010 - It's ugly - You don't wanna come round here 531 00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:56,969 Cos round here you'll fall down and disappear 532 00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:58,709 Mess around and get stuck down here! 533 00:29:58,753 --> 00:29:59,928 Lose track of the tears! 534 00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,843 You'll be hiding in the closet for years! 535 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:04,411 - Rolling Hannibal style - Brain of a child 536 00:30:04,454 --> 00:30:05,978 - Mind of a killer - Thriller 537 00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:07,414 But we ain't nothin' like Vanilla 538 00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:12,462 No!We don't mess around round here 539 00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:14,421 Hell, no 540 00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:16,640 We don't mess around round here! 541 00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:20,035 So, all our gangstas, hustlers, hoochies, jump up 542 00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:22,777 Busters, haters, snitches, get out 543 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,866 Double Barrel blows your shit out 544 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:28,478 Cos Brotha Stylz just put a hit out 545 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:36,835 Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! 546 00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:49,369 I'm telling you, these guys are the bomb. 547 00:30:49,412 --> 00:30:51,937 This is the future of hip-hop right here. 548 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:55,418 You gotta trust me on this. They got 12 tracks already recorded. 549 00:30:55,462 --> 00:30:58,465 They're all hot. Don't sleep on this, Drive By. 550 00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:02,077 I don't usually sign white rappers... 551 00:31:02,121 --> 00:31:05,472 but for y'all, I might make an exception. 552 00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:08,736 Y'all come by my office. 553 00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:09,911 Dismissed. 554 00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:12,871 - Thank you. - Get outta here! 555 00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,701 Yo, Lon. What's wrong, man? 556 00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:20,879 I can't believe Rolonda left mehanging. 557 00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:23,272 I'm starting to think she's not the woman for me. 558 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:25,361 No! 559 00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:27,973 You know, it's about time, Lon.I got tired of you going out like a sucker. 560 00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:32,281 Yeah. Seriously, Lonnie,you gotta get with the program,like me. 561 00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:34,283 Dom, I don't think you're getting it. 562 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:38,244 I like spending time with Carver, it's the mama I'm starting to doubt. 563 00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:43,902 Lonnie, there are plenty of women out there that will treat you right, man. 564 00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:47,949 Well, there is this one girl, Brandy, from the Mommy and Me class. 565 00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:50,691 She's the bomb-diggity-fresh, 566 00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:53,215 but I don't think she'd go for a guy like me. 567 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:56,131 Well, she would if you took somepointers from the pros. 568 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:59,265 You know what, Lon? You need some game, dawg. 569 00:31:59,308 --> 00:32:02,181 And some new slang,cos "the bomb-diggity-fresh"...I mean, 570 00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:04,705 where the hell did you get that from, anyway? 571 00:32:04,748 --> 00:32:09,666 Yeah, man, you need some style.A makeover. 572 00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:12,321 Thug boot camp. Mm! Ta-dow. 573 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:15,934 - I'm listening. - Oh, no, you gonna be down. Come on. 574 00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:29,295 [barber]That boy's still ugly, if you ask me. 575 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:35,083 You gotta bend your knees a little bit. Bend your knees a little bit. 576 00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:38,957 Now swing your arms. Not like a monkey, dawg, not like a monkey. 577 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,785 Lon, loosen up. Let... let the tension out. 578 00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:44,963 Heel, toe. Heel, toe. 579 00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:48,836 God, he's white. 580 00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:52,144 Hey, Brandy. How you doing, boo? 581 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,972 Lonnie, no, no, no. 582 00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:56,365 You gotta talk from your nuts, man. More bass. 583 00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:59,760 Now, this is the art of slap boxing. A time-honoured 'hood tradition, all right? 584 00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:03,068 That's the way. Put your hands up. Come on. All right? 585 00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:04,286 Keep them up. 586 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,075 Hey, uh, G? 587 00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:12,860 G, man? G. 588 00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:16,124 [deep voice]Hey, Brandy. 589 00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:18,605 How youdoing, boo? 590 00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:24,915 - We created a player, Señor LonJuan. - Mm-hm. 591 00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:38,233 The adventures of Daddy Look Good. 592 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,761 - So, I hear you celibate. - What? 593 00:33:44,805 --> 00:33:46,850 Sell a bit.You selling a bit, I'm buying abit. 594 00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:51,464 Wow, Lonnie, you look... different all pimped out. 595 00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:56,077 Daddy look good. DLG! Daddy Look Good. 596 00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:58,688 - Are you feeling all right? - Oh, I feel real nice. 597 00:33:58,732 --> 00:34:01,039 Put your hand in my pocket to find out for yourself. 598 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:05,347 - What can I get you two tonight? - Chardonnay, please. 599 00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:07,741 Yac. Colt back. 600 00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:11,701 Double it up on the rocks in a dirty glass, thickness. 601 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:15,618 Um, I'm glad you called. You've been on my mind. 602 00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:18,969 You been running through my mindin a thong. 603 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:22,147 - What? - Thongs. Little things, like string. 604 00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:24,323 It ain't the full bloomers. 605 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:32,722 My bad. My bad, baby, my bad. 606 00:34:32,766 --> 00:34:35,290 Looks like you gonna have to come out them clothes. 607 00:34:35,334 --> 00:34:37,901 Goodbye, Lonnie. 608 00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:44,169 Brandy. 609 00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:48,651 Damn! 610 00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:57,747 - [baby crying] - I'll call you back. OK. 611 00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,836 Be a good girl for poppy, all right? Be quiet. 612 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:03,144 Shh. OK. 613 00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:05,929 - [door closes] - Yeah, that's a good girl. 614 00:35:05,973 --> 00:35:10,934 - Oh, how was the date tonight?- It wasn't that good, thanks toyou two. 615 00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:14,024 - Didn't you use my note cards?- Yeah, I used those, you know. 616 00:35:14,068 --> 00:35:17,202 Tried to do a little freestyle on my own, it didn't really work. 617 00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:19,943 Hey, man, that was all Ass-anova right there. 618 00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:24,209 I mean, I really like this girlBrandy.Little Carver really likes her. 619 00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:26,515 Look, man, maybe you all can patch this up somehow. 620 00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:30,128 Man, the way I acted tonight, G... 621 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,521 I'll be lucky if that woman ever talks to me again. 622 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,175 You didn't take your hat off, did you? 623 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:37,483 Like a damn fool. 624 00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:41,574 - Hey, Unc. - Huh. 625 00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:45,143 What's all the racket down here,huh?Babies screaming and everything. 626 00:35:45,186 --> 00:35:47,449 I'm trying to go to the bathroom, I can't do nothing. 627 00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:48,842 [Dom]You OK, Jas? 628 00:35:48,885 --> 00:35:52,193 Convenience store.You inconvenient son of a bitch. 629 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:56,284 Keep the damn noise down beforeI break my foot off in your ass, boy. 630 00:35:56,328 --> 00:35:59,026 He's mad cos he's got haemorrhoids. 631 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,254 Oh! Hey, hey. 632 00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:10,907 - What are you doing? - Nothing. Don't be looking up here. 633 00:36:10,951 --> 00:36:12,474 What's going on? 634 00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:13,780 - Hey. - What? 635 00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:15,912 Dad has planneda big family dinner on Saturday. 636 00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,697 - Uh-huh. - And he's invited you. 637 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:19,873 What, he's going to have meas the main course or something? 638 00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:28,490 - I can't this Saturday. - Why? 639 00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:32,320 No Good's getting released from prison on Saturday. 640 00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:34,322 No Good is nothing but trouble, 641 00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:38,413 and... we have son. Come on. Things are different now. 642 00:36:38,457 --> 00:36:43,505 Baby, things are different for him, too. He's a reformed man now, for real. 643 00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:47,422 G, the two of you together spells trouble. 644 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:52,035 Look, all I know is that he's mycousin,and he deserves a second chance. 645 00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:01,262 Six ounces, just like Mama said. 646 00:37:01,306 --> 00:37:04,309 Uh-huh, test it. Ah, there you go. 647 00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:07,399 Come on. Bruce Leroy, that's good milk, man. 648 00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:14,232 Damn, that's some good titty milk. Hey. [laughs] 649 00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:19,541 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 650 00:37:23,023 --> 00:37:27,027 Yo! Who the hell...? No Good? 651 00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,595 That's right, baby, I'm back on the bricks! 652 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,815 What the hell you coming throughthe window for, man? 653 00:37:32,859 --> 00:37:36,428 Creature of habit, dawg, you know. Just trying to keep my skills sharp, man. 654 00:37:36,471 --> 00:37:39,518 - Ah... Ah... - Aah! 655 00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:43,826 - No Good's back! - Now you cut me some love, baby! 656 00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:45,785 - You got it, baby! - Whoo! 657 00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:49,745 Dawg! I can't believe it's beentwo years since you've been locked down. 658 00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:56,361 Well, had the jurisprudence notviolated the statute of limitations per se, 659 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,537 I would have only done 30 days,bro. 660 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,495 Did you get a law degree while you was in prison? 661 00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:03,672 No, I watched The Practice for two seasons. 662 00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:08,111 - I'm representing myself next time. - Oh, next time, huh? 663 00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:11,854 You always had game, player. You always had game. 664 00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:15,162 Speaking of game, man, what's up with you? Are you still boxing? 665 00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:16,859 Yeah, but, uh... 666 00:38:16,903 --> 00:38:19,297 it's sort of been put on the back burner for right now. 667 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,560 Oh, really? How come? 668 00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:24,040 Remember when we used to go candy-jacking back in the day? 669 00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:26,782 - You mean the kung fu clerk? - Yeah, yeah. 670 00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:31,047 Let's just say that a hot temperruns in his family. 671 00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:33,441 Really? How do you know that? 672 00:38:33,485 --> 00:38:38,751 - Um... Well, his daughter had my baby. - Oh, shit! 673 00:38:38,794 --> 00:38:41,710 Hey, hey, dawg! Watch your effing language in front of... 674 00:38:41,754 --> 00:38:44,452 - in front of my son, dawg. - Wow! 675 00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:46,889 Hey, Bruce Leroy. 676 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:50,458 - This is your cousin, No Good,man. - What's up, little bro? 677 00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:52,982 - Gimme a little bit. - Go on, hit it. 678 00:38:53,026 --> 00:38:55,289 - Hey. - That's my little man. 679 00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:59,380 Drive By, my man, your label's the first one I thought of 680 00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:01,382 when I discovered the Brotha Stylz here. 681 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:05,473 Yo, check it out. Some people think that we kinda like a white Outkast. 682 00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:08,998 If I want to know what people think of you, I'll tell you! 683 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,349 - Come on. - Very good, sir. 684 00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:14,787 You remind people of a... 685 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:17,877 - white Outkast. - Yeah. 686 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,836 You really got your finger on the pulse there, Drive By. 687 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,012 You weren't thinking about going to another label, were you? 688 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:25,885 Well, actually, you know... 689 00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:31,238 - You were always the first choice. - [both]No, right here. Right here. 690 00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:36,678 - Here's the contracts. Sign them.- Wait, wait, wait. This is it? 691 00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:38,985 - I mean, this is legally binding? - This is it. 692 00:39:39,028 --> 00:39:42,249 Wanna talk royalties? Cool. Publishing? That's all right. 693 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:45,818 If you even want a handicapped parking permit, get at me. 694 00:39:45,861 --> 00:39:48,734 But don't you ever... 695 00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:52,738 mess with me! 696 00:39:52,781 --> 00:39:56,524 I have an anger management issue. You understand? 697 00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:59,440 - Yeah, yeah. - We gonna sign it up right here, dawg. 698 00:39:59,484 --> 00:40:01,616 Good. That calls for a celebration. 699 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:03,879 Oh, we gonna pop up some of that bubbly? 700 00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:07,013 No, fool, milk and cookies. 701 00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:08,318 Milk and cookies? 702 00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:10,320 You got a problem with my milk and cookies? 703 00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:13,933 No. It's a pleasant surprise. A change of pace. 704 00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:15,935 Dip, fool, dip! 705 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:19,155 - We dipping! - I can't get it in! 706 00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:20,896 Break it off, man, break it off! 707 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:25,118 Dip it! Eat them cookies, or some nigga beat your ass! 708 00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:28,861 Today we're gonna discuss something every parent must go through. 709 00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:30,776 It's potty training. 710 00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:33,909 Don't make those faces. It's not as hard as you think. 711 00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:35,694 We're gonna do some role-playing today 712 00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:38,914 to show you how to get your baby's bottom onto the actual ring. 713 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:41,439 You might want to sing it a songto relax the muscles. 714 00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:46,705 Dookie, dookie, doo-doo brown, Mommy, how can I be down? 715 00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:48,837 Make some funny faces. 716 00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:56,628 Now, it's also very important to praise your child's movements. 717 00:40:56,671 --> 00:41:01,284 "Oh! Look at that! Look what Jason left behind!" 718 00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:05,375 "Oh! Look at the big, brown goldfish!" 719 00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:13,819 Daddy, everyone. Um... this is G's cousin, No Good. 720 00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:20,521 G, why don't you introduce No Good to my family? 721 00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:22,088 No Good, this is... 722 00:41:22,131 --> 00:41:27,441 - XiXi's father, Cha Ching. - No shit. What's up, nigga? 723 00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,314 - Yeah. - No Good. 724 00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:34,404 And this is Grandma Fung-Yu. 725 00:41:34,448 --> 00:41:36,015 Hi-yo. 726 00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:38,757 - Cha Ching, Grandma Fung-Yu. - Yeah. 727 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,847 - And Sing Sing, XiXi's mother.- Hm. 728 00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:43,544 All right, Cha-Ching... 729 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,807 - Grandma Fung-Yu... - Uh-huh. 730 00:41:45,851 --> 00:41:49,724 ..and XiXi's mama, you sexy thing, Sing Sing. 731 00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:52,988 Yeah, and Bling Bling, the grandpa. 732 00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:54,599 - All right. I got this, dawg. - OK. 733 00:41:54,642 --> 00:41:59,168 Cha Ching, right? Grandma Egg Fu Yung? 734 00:41:59,212 --> 00:42:00,430 Fung-Yu, dawg. 735 00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:03,303 - Sexy thing, Miss Thing-Thing.- Sing Sing! 736 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:06,262 [mutters in Chinese] 737 00:42:06,306 --> 00:42:09,744 - Bling Bling. Ta-dow! - Bang bang. 738 00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:13,269 And over in the corner is the hardest-working man in the organisation. 739 00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:16,142 - That's my man, little Dang Ling. - All right, I got it. 740 00:42:16,185 --> 00:42:19,188 Cha Ching, Grandma Kung Fu, 741 00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:21,060 sexy thing Sing Sing, 742 00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:23,149 - Bling Bling, ta-dow... - Bang bang. 743 00:42:23,192 --> 00:42:27,066 - ..and little Ding-A-Ling. - Yeah. 744 00:42:27,109 --> 00:42:29,329 Let's eat. 745 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:43,430 Sing Sing, these Peking duck feet is the shit. 746 00:42:43,473 --> 00:42:48,914 - You no like my cooking?- No, Mom, "the shit" is a goodthing. 747 00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:52,134 - "The shit" is good? - Yes. 748 00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:56,443 "The shit" is real good, Sing Sing. It... Never mind. 749 00:42:56,486 --> 00:42:59,751 You know, this is the first time in two years 750 00:42:59,794 --> 00:43:02,884 I ain't had to worry about getting shanked at chow. 751 00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:06,322 - Don't be so sure.- What's up with your dawg, man? 752 00:43:06,366 --> 00:43:09,412 [farts]Ah! 753 00:43:11,023 --> 00:43:14,766 - Damn, Grandma! - That was a wet one. 754 00:43:17,464 --> 00:43:19,248 - What? - I have cable. 755 00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:22,817 - Whatever, little man.- On cable, every man in prisonmovie 756 00:43:22,861 --> 00:43:25,515 - toss the salad... - Dang Ling, that's enough. 757 00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:27,996 Now, go wash the dishes. 758 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,477 When you're done, you finish tarring the roof. 759 00:43:31,739 --> 00:43:34,524 - My father wants to tell you something. - Hm. 760 00:43:34,568 --> 00:43:36,831 [speaks Chinese] 761 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:41,357 G, I want to offer you a manager position at the market. 762 00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:43,272 Yes. 763 00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:49,452 You know, Cha Ching,I really appreciate that, but... 764 00:43:49,496 --> 00:43:50,976 that's not what I wanna do. 765 00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:53,761 Oh, shit. 766 00:43:55,328 --> 00:43:58,287 - Being a manager is a great job. - Look, I got a job. 767 00:43:58,331 --> 00:44:00,072 Boxing is not a job. 768 00:44:00,115 --> 00:44:02,901 Look, you always say that,but I got my shot coming up, allright? 769 00:44:02,944 --> 00:44:05,599 [XiXi]I thought you would be happy. 770 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,428 With this promotion, we could finally get our own place. 771 00:44:08,471 --> 00:44:10,343 Yo, that would be dope. The three of us... 772 00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:11,561 Hey! Hey, brother, hey. 773 00:44:13,302 --> 00:44:15,043 I'm talking about the future. 774 00:44:15,087 --> 00:44:16,915 One that's brighter than hanging around the gym 775 00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:21,528 - and chilling with a bad influence like... - Like what? Huh? 776 00:44:21,571 --> 00:44:25,619 Like what? Look, I'm not gonna give up boxing, OK? 777 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:30,580 And I would appreciate it if youwouldn't give up on me, either. 778 00:44:30,624 --> 00:44:34,715 I'm gonna help Dang Ling clean these dishes. 779 00:44:35,498 --> 00:44:38,284 Somebody done messed up, huh? 780 00:44:38,327 --> 00:44:41,243 [ "Gonna Fly Now" by the Rocky Orchestra] 781 00:44:57,607 --> 00:44:58,608 Agh! 782 00:45:07,226 --> 00:45:09,663 This is for XiXi. OK. 783 00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:13,841 Ow! 784 00:45:14,624 --> 00:45:15,625 Oh, shit! 785 00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:24,112 I'm gonna do it for my baby! I wanna do it for Bruce Leroy! 786 00:45:24,156 --> 00:45:27,376 I'm gonna die! 787 00:45:33,992 --> 00:45:36,516 This duck cheesesteak is great! 788 00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:39,780 It's the other brown meat. You could have asked somebody. 789 00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:42,000 Ha-ha-ha. You hear that, sucker? 790 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,612 G! Back away from the duck! 791 00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:51,705 [quacking] 792 00:45:54,664 --> 00:45:57,015 Get him, Dang Ling! Get him, Dang Ling! 793 00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:03,586 Gonna see Daddy. Gonna see Daddy. 794 00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:04,892 You're gonna see your daddy 795 00:46:06,981 --> 00:46:10,289 OK. There you go, honey. 796 00:46:13,248 --> 00:46:14,902 You're gonna see Daddy. 797 00:46:14,946 --> 00:46:16,730 - What's up, gorgeous? - Hey, Dominic. 798 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:19,037 I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Jas. 799 00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:23,693 She just ate, so she should be ready for bed soon. 800 00:46:23,737 --> 00:46:26,740 What, are you painting the townwith your friend Pluto? 801 00:46:28,524 --> 00:46:32,441 Something like that. What about you? 802 00:46:32,485 --> 00:46:33,791 Beer delivery. 803 00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,314 You're not having a party tonight, are you? 804 00:46:35,357 --> 00:46:38,491 No, no, it's for one of Lonnie'sexperiments. OK. 805 00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:41,450 - Have a good time. - I'll be back later. 806 00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:43,278 Go. We're gonna be OK, don't worry about us. 807 00:46:43,322 --> 00:46:45,628 - Bye, pumpkin. - Bye. 808 00:46:45,672 --> 00:46:49,415 There's supposed to be four. We have two lights, two regulars. 809 00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:51,678 What does the... Doesn't it say it right here? 810 00:46:51,721 --> 00:46:53,332 Hey, how are you? 811 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:54,376 [ "Ayo" by Kobe] 812 00:47:04,865 --> 00:47:06,649 I don't think we should leave. 813 00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:09,217 [whispers]We're going downstairs, man. 814 00:47:09,261 --> 00:47:12,960 Come on. We done been throwed up on, pissed on and pooped on. 815 00:47:13,004 --> 00:47:14,962 It's time we do some grown-up shit, man. 816 00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:16,746 - That's right. - All right? Come on. 817 00:47:16,790 --> 00:47:18,705 - All right. - Cool. 818 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:20,925 [Lonnie]Bye-bye. 819 00:47:22,013 --> 00:47:25,146 Sleep tight, little fella. 820 00:47:44,731 --> 00:47:48,735 Brother gotta pee. Oh! 821 00:47:49,301 --> 00:47:52,086 Anybody ever tell you you have beautiful hair? 822 00:47:57,352 --> 00:47:58,876 Come on, let's get busy. 823 00:47:58,919 --> 00:48:02,227 No, no, Stacy. Don't go in there. 824 00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:04,838 We'll go in there. 825 00:48:15,066 --> 00:48:16,067 [ rap] 826 00:48:38,611 --> 00:48:42,180 [Stacy]Come on, Dom, you did notbring me up here to play with myhair. 827 00:48:42,223 --> 00:48:44,834 It's foreplay, baby. 828 00:48:48,142 --> 00:48:50,884 [babies laugh] 829 00:49:24,048 --> 00:49:25,484 Hey! Hey! 830 00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:27,965 - I'm gonna go check on the kids. - All right. 831 00:49:31,881 --> 00:49:33,971 [babies laughing] 832 00:49:36,582 --> 00:49:37,800 What...? Who...? 833 00:49:37,844 --> 00:49:39,585 Goddamn! 834 00:49:42,414 --> 00:49:45,069 - G! G! - Yeah? 835 00:49:45,112 --> 00:49:46,853 - The babies are gone! - What? 836 00:49:46,896 --> 00:49:49,203 I told you! They're gone. Dom! 837 00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:51,553 - The babies are gone! - The babies is gone! 838 00:49:51,597 --> 00:49:53,033 I just saw them in the other room. 839 00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:03,000 - Bruce Leroy! Bruce Leroy! - Jasmine! Move! 840 00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:05,437 - Jasmine! - Son! 841 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:10,398 Oh, shit! Shit! What are we gonna do? 842 00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:14,185 Outside! Outside! 843 00:50:17,710 --> 00:50:19,233 - Bruce Leroy! - Jasmine! 844 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:21,192 Carver! 845 00:50:21,235 --> 00:50:23,194 Carver! 846 00:50:23,237 --> 00:50:24,108 Bruce Leroy! 847 00:50:27,111 --> 00:50:30,375 - You check up in Uncle Virgil'sroom? - I'm dialling 911. 848 00:50:30,418 --> 00:50:32,203 No, man. I still got warrants from that probation thing. 849 00:50:32,246 --> 00:50:35,771 - [babies laughing] - What...? How? 850 00:50:35,815 --> 00:50:39,949 Bruce Leroy. What...? Who put you all up here? 851 00:50:39,993 --> 00:50:43,649 - Carver, you know how to walk?- Jasmine. Hey, sweetie. 852 00:50:49,872 --> 00:50:54,138 It's all my fault. I should havechecked to make sure the door was closed. 853 00:50:54,181 --> 00:50:56,140 It could have been worse. 854 00:50:56,183 --> 00:50:58,185 A lot worse. 855 00:50:58,229 --> 00:51:01,058 Man, these kids depend on us. 856 00:51:01,101 --> 00:51:03,495 This is our chance to be fathers, man. 857 00:51:03,538 --> 00:51:07,673 And we can do the right thing, right now. You all in or what? 858 00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:08,804 Yeah. 859 00:51:08,848 --> 00:51:10,589 I'm in. 860 00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:13,287 Yeah, we can do this. 861 00:51:13,331 --> 00:51:15,202 [ "On My Block" by Scarface] 862 00:52:14,479 --> 00:52:18,439 Look, fellas, I wouldn't believeitif hadn't seen it with my own... 863 00:52:18,483 --> 00:52:19,658 former four eyes. 864 00:52:19,701 --> 00:52:23,270 Two proud papas, daddies even... fathers... 865 00:52:23,314 --> 00:52:25,272 hanging out with their kids. 866 00:52:25,316 --> 00:52:26,578 - [G]That's right. - That's right. 867 00:52:26,621 --> 00:52:28,623 That's right, man. Nia's been so busy at work 868 00:52:28,667 --> 00:52:30,321 me and Jas really been getting to know each other lately. 869 00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:32,671 [G]I heard that, man. 870 00:52:32,714 --> 00:52:36,022 Oh, look at him. Look at Bruce Leroy. Jab him! Jab him! 871 00:52:36,065 --> 00:52:37,415 - [Lonnie]Carver! - [G]Whup his ass! 872 00:52:37,458 --> 00:52:38,720 Hold your right hand up. 873 00:52:38,764 --> 00:52:41,201 - Dip. - When he drop it... There you go. 874 00:52:41,245 --> 00:52:43,334 [No Good]I thought you said we was chilling today, huh? 875 00:52:43,377 --> 00:52:46,119 - We are. - At the store? 876 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:49,427 Look here, man. Stop complaining, all right? 877 00:52:49,470 --> 00:52:52,778 XiXi's gonna get on my ass if Idon'tstart pulling my weight around,all right? 878 00:52:52,821 --> 00:52:54,910 You need a wheelbarrow to haul all that in. 879 00:52:54,954 --> 00:52:56,608 Oh, snap! 880 00:52:56,651 --> 00:52:58,653 See, this is what I'm talking about right here, man. 881 00:52:58,697 --> 00:53:01,613 This is what I wish I could getfor my son. 882 00:53:01,656 --> 00:53:03,919 Why don't you buy it? 883 00:53:03,963 --> 00:53:06,792 Man, do you know how expensive it is to raise a child now? 884 00:53:06,835 --> 00:53:10,230 There's diapers, there's formula... not to mention the toys. 885 00:53:10,274 --> 00:53:11,666 Wow. 886 00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:13,581 Hell, man, I barely got enough for the necessities. 887 00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:17,759 I'm gonna get that, though. Yeah, I'm gonna get that. 888 00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:21,110 Right. 889 00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:26,507 Diapers, bottles, chips. Cool. 890 00:53:26,551 --> 00:53:29,771 Damn! Look, I left my wallet inthe car. Look, hold this spot, OK? 891 00:53:29,815 --> 00:53:30,729 - All right. - Don't lose it. 892 00:53:30,772 --> 00:53:32,513 - Gotcha. - All right. 893 00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:34,602 Excuse me, ma'am. 894 00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:40,434 Oh, hey. How you doing? 895 00:53:40,478 --> 00:53:43,655 You know you look just like Patti LaBelle, but without the big hair, though. 896 00:53:43,698 --> 00:53:45,613 You know,when she was with the Labelles. 897 00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:47,224 Yeah, OK. 898 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,753 All right, now! Freeze! 899 00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:56,929 I want it chilly up in here! 900 00:53:56,972 --> 00:53:59,714 Sir? Sir, we don't really have much money in the till. 901 00:53:59,758 --> 00:54:01,760 You're welcome to all of it, 902 00:54:01,803 --> 00:54:03,675 but I would recommend that you roba convenience store on your wayhome. 903 00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:06,634 Did I ask you for money? No, I did not. 904 00:54:06,678 --> 00:54:09,637 Now, give me some of them snot suckers, some of them baby rattles, 905 00:54:09,681 --> 00:54:13,772 and some ass thermometers, pronto. 906 00:54:13,815 --> 00:54:15,948 Y'all got some baby grub up in here? 907 00:54:20,213 --> 00:54:21,954 Is the baby teething? 908 00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:25,349 - Oh, and don't forget the rubber nipples. - Oh. Yeah. 909 00:54:25,392 --> 00:54:27,916 - And the little booties for thebaby's feet. - Mm-hm. 910 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,310 - And cotton swabs. - Cotton swabs. 911 00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:32,791 Oh, that reminds me. Is the baby still on formula? 912 00:54:32,834 --> 00:54:35,620 You should really start going for organic. 913 00:54:35,663 --> 00:54:38,492 - [ladies]Mm-hm. - Right, right, right, right. 914 00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:40,886 - What the hell "organic" mean,man?- It means it's grown naturally, 915 00:54:40,929 --> 00:54:43,845 without any harmful pesticides that might poison your baby. 916 00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:47,066 - What? You trying to poison mykid? - No! 917 00:54:50,939 --> 00:54:54,465 I want everything organic up in this bitch, right now! 918 00:54:58,817 --> 00:55:03,604 I don't want nobody to move for two minutes. That's 150 seconds. 919 00:55:07,086 --> 00:55:08,740 That didn't sound right. 920 00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:11,046 Hoo-hoo! 921 00:55:13,832 --> 00:55:15,790 Open the trunk. 922 00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:17,836 Man, don't tell me you just robbed the store? 923 00:55:17,879 --> 00:55:20,926 - Open the trunk, dawg.- What the hell did you just do,fool? 924 00:55:20,969 --> 00:55:22,580 They was robbing us, black man. 925 00:55:22,623 --> 00:55:25,191 Just cos it's overpriceddon't mean you supposed to stealit. 926 00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:27,933 Why you tripping? I did this for you, dawg. 927 00:55:27,976 --> 00:55:30,065 What? 928 00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:33,025 - Huh? - You the one got a baby to handle. 929 00:55:33,068 --> 00:55:35,897 Oh, I'mtripping? Cos I ain't your accomplice no more? 930 00:55:35,941 --> 00:55:38,552 What? You got a baby now so you don't work no more? 931 00:55:38,596 --> 00:55:41,903 - Oh, so robbing is work now? - Yeah. 932 00:55:43,296 --> 00:55:46,691 Man, they ain't running my plates. Get in the car, man! 933 00:55:50,477 --> 00:55:54,568 Mm-hm. You like hanging out with your Uncle No Good, huh? 934 00:55:54,612 --> 00:55:57,789 Here, take some of those right there. That's what's up. 935 00:55:57,832 --> 00:55:59,965 Yeah, this is, um, kind of good. 936 00:56:00,008 --> 00:56:02,837 I can see how you eat this stuffright here, brother. 937 00:56:02,881 --> 00:56:05,449 You know what? Me and your daddy... 938 00:56:05,492 --> 00:56:08,060 got you all kinds of good stufftoday. Mm-hm. 939 00:56:08,103 --> 00:56:10,802 Got it for free, too, if you know what I'm saying. 940 00:56:10,845 --> 00:56:13,979 With a toy gun. Made a clean getaway. 941 00:56:14,022 --> 00:56:15,894 You know why? Huh? You know why? 942 00:56:15,937 --> 00:56:19,898 - Cos crime does pay. Yes, it does. - Hey, baby. 943 00:56:19,941 --> 00:56:21,465 What? 944 00:56:24,032 --> 00:56:26,208 What's up, dawg? 945 00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:27,906 Baby, what's the problem? Are you mad or something? 946 00:56:27,949 --> 00:56:31,083 - Are you stupid? - What are you talking about? 947 00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:33,999 Robbing baby stores? 948 00:56:34,042 --> 00:56:36,262 - Baby, that was No Good... - Tell that to your son 949 00:56:36,305 --> 00:56:38,307 when your dumb ass ends up in jail! 950 00:56:38,351 --> 00:56:42,181 - Baby, I told you... - "Baby" is finished! 951 00:56:42,224 --> 00:56:45,097 - [No Good]Damn. - Shit! 952 00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:52,017 Yeah. It'll be OK, OK? 953 00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:07,467 G, just look at it as a chance to grow, to get in touch with yourself. 954 00:57:07,511 --> 00:57:11,993 Look, man, I'm tired of touchingmyself. I want my lady to touch me. 955 00:57:12,864 --> 00:57:15,388 I want XiXi to touch me. 956 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:18,522 - Where you going, sexy? - Big meeting today, fellas. 957 00:57:18,565 --> 00:57:21,089 I'm gonna have a huge payday. 958 00:57:21,133 --> 00:57:24,397 And maybe, who knows, you know?Get a place of my own... 959 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:27,139 Jas could have a backyard, her own room. 960 00:57:27,182 --> 00:57:30,403 - Man, you know what you sound like? - What? A bitch? 961 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,013 No... 962 00:57:32,057 --> 00:57:33,406 a man. 963 00:57:38,019 --> 00:57:40,152 All right, I'll talk to you later. 964 00:57:40,195 --> 00:57:42,415 [G]You kind of dress like a bitch, though. [laughs] 965 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:46,724 [Brotha Stylz snickering] Drive By, you so crazy. 966 00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:49,335 So when did you guys become such good friends? 967 00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:52,512 All right, it's gonna be hard. It's gonna be real hard, real hard. 968 00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:55,428 It's gonna be hard for the Stylz Brothas to say 969 00:57:55,472 --> 00:58:00,215 you ain't gonna be the Brotha Stylz manager no more. 970 00:58:00,259 --> 00:58:04,045 That wasn't that hard at all. Easy, dawg. 971 00:58:06,178 --> 00:58:09,181 - Let's go. - You're dismissed, bitch! 972 00:58:09,224 --> 00:58:11,096 Dismizzle bizzle. 973 00:58:13,707 --> 00:58:15,013 I'm all right! 974 00:58:18,756 --> 00:58:22,194 - Dang Ling, where's XiXi, man?- She don't want to see your ass. 975 00:58:23,717 --> 00:58:30,376 - Cha Ching, where's XiXi? - G, we need to talk. Outside. 976 00:58:35,076 --> 00:58:40,168 - You get that black eye boxing?- Nope... 977 00:58:40,212 --> 00:58:42,170 From your daughter. 978 00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:45,043 She's got a left hook like her mother. 979 00:58:46,261 --> 00:58:49,656 - I don't smoke cigarettes. - Take a closer look, fool. 980 00:58:50,570 --> 00:58:54,139 Special smoke. Cure a chronic ailment. 981 00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:58,273 - Even a broken heart. - Huh. 982 00:59:02,626 --> 00:59:04,453 Damn, man. 983 00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:08,849 All this time I thought you was uptight and shit. 984 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:12,287 You remind me of myself when I was your age. 985 00:59:16,161 --> 00:59:18,816 - The Triads. - [G chuckles] 986 00:59:18,859 --> 00:59:21,993 I was the leader of the Far East Side Riders. 987 00:59:22,036 --> 00:59:26,388 I dreamt of being a Chinese Scarface. 988 00:59:28,129 --> 00:59:30,262 - Say hello to my little friend. - [G laughs] 989 00:59:32,264 --> 00:59:34,919 Hey, what happened? 990 00:59:36,921 --> 00:59:39,445 Met XiXi's mom up at the club. 991 00:59:39,488 --> 00:59:41,752 Got gander at junk in the trunk. 992 00:59:43,188 --> 00:59:45,233 She made you turn your life around, huh? 993 00:59:45,277 --> 00:59:47,758 Not before reality bitch slapped me in the face first. 994 00:59:48,367 --> 00:59:51,500 Gangster Gung Ho got cap busted in ass. 995 00:59:52,806 --> 00:59:55,504 Pour a little out for homies ain't here. 996 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,688 - Yeah. - After that, 997 01:00:04,731 --> 01:00:08,996 all I could think about was giving my daughter 998 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,129 and my baby's mom a better life. 999 01:00:12,130 --> 01:00:14,393 - Any regrets? - One. 1000 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,006 I didn't do it sooner. 1001 01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:27,885 [knocks] 1002 01:00:29,843 --> 01:00:32,716 Dominic... Hi. 1003 01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:35,283 Oh, I wasn't expecting you. 1004 01:00:35,327 --> 01:00:37,721 Yeah, I know. I just wanted to see if we could talk, maybe. 1005 01:00:37,764 --> 01:00:42,377 - Well, this really isn't the best, uh... - Dominic. 1006 01:00:42,421 --> 01:00:44,249 What's she doing here? 1007 01:00:45,467 --> 01:00:49,341 You caught us at a bad time. We just got out of the bath. 1008 01:00:50,124 --> 01:00:51,735 "We"? 1009 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:57,392 Maybe we should talk. 1010 01:01:09,317 --> 01:01:12,016 Are you trying to tell me you'rea...? 1011 01:01:21,547 --> 01:01:25,507 Let's be real. Jasmine a needs a full-time parent, 1012 01:01:25,551 --> 01:01:28,554 for when she's sick, for when she can't sleep. 1013 01:01:28,597 --> 01:01:30,338 You know you can't be counted on for that. 1014 01:01:30,382 --> 01:01:33,820 No, that's not true.That's what I wanted to talk toyou about. 1015 01:01:33,864 --> 01:01:36,649 We have to do what's best for Jasmine. 1016 01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:39,913 And you think her having two mommies is what's best? 1017 01:01:39,957 --> 01:01:42,394 Yes. Venus and I are in love. 1018 01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:44,613 She's with Jasmine every singleday. 1019 01:01:44,657 --> 01:01:49,488 Besides, you're more into the StylzBrothas than you are into beinga dad. 1020 01:01:49,531 --> 01:01:50,924 [ "Life" by Lina] 1021 01:01:59,237 --> 01:02:02,283 We're not living without sacrifice 1022 01:02:02,327 --> 01:02:04,198 Sacrifice 1023 01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:07,419 Sometimes blessings, they come in disguise 1024 01:02:07,462 --> 01:02:09,464 Ooh-ooh-ooh 1025 01:02:09,508 --> 01:02:11,597 Every valley has a mountain 1026 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,600 Every shore, a sea 1027 01:02:14,643 --> 01:02:16,863 Every life, a reason 1028 01:02:16,907 --> 01:02:20,475 What was meant to be 1029 01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:23,391 And that's the way it goes 1030 01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:25,219 Brandy! 1031 01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:30,659 Brandy. Brandy... 1032 01:02:30,703 --> 01:02:34,794 And that's the way it goes 1033 01:02:39,712 --> 01:02:40,844 Advice for life 1034 01:02:40,887 --> 01:02:43,063 You only get one chance to make it right 1035 01:02:43,107 --> 01:02:45,805 Live wrong and pay the price, be strong and sacrifice 1036 01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:47,894 Respect life and think twice 1037 01:02:47,938 --> 01:02:49,983 My God-given rights, God gave me the light 1038 01:02:50,027 --> 01:02:51,811 So I'm gonna shine bright 1039 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,770 Despite the negativity in human life 1040 01:02:53,813 --> 01:02:55,859 Life, uh, yo 1041 01:02:55,902 --> 01:02:57,817 I'm too blessed to be stressed 1042 01:02:57,861 --> 01:03:00,515 Up against all odds that manifest in the flesh 1043 01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:03,214 Yo, lovin' my life, life, I'm livin' it 1044 01:03:03,257 --> 01:03:06,260 You love the way it sound and the way that I deliver it 1045 01:03:06,304 --> 01:03:07,827 Love life and keep it innocent 1046 01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:10,699 Live and let live, life's experience 1047 01:03:10,743 --> 01:03:14,268 I know you're mad at me.Hell, if I was you I'd be mad atme, too, 1048 01:03:14,312 --> 01:03:17,968 but if you'd give me a chance to explain... 1049 01:03:18,011 --> 01:03:20,013 I amsorry. 1050 01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:24,539 Brandy! 1051 01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:38,162 Carver... I am sorry. 1052 01:03:38,205 --> 01:03:40,381 [snoring] 1053 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:44,646 Wake your sorry asses up! 1054 01:03:51,523 --> 01:03:54,874 I ain't gonna say this but one time,so you damn well better hear me. 1055 01:03:54,918 --> 01:04:00,706 Now, Lonnie, don't get caught up in this baby's mama drama. 1056 01:04:00,749 --> 01:04:02,882 Now, you had you a good woman in Brandy. 1057 01:04:02,926 --> 01:04:06,538 She's a good woman, she likes you, and that baby likes you, too. 1058 01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:09,846 You need to be a man. 1059 01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:12,022 You need to go ahead and pick your hair out, and... 1060 01:04:12,065 --> 01:04:15,242 get rid of them damndeep-sea diving goggles, and... 1061 01:04:15,286 --> 01:04:16,765 handle your business. 1062 01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:20,030 And you... Rerun. 1063 01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:24,121 - Huh? - Yeah, you. You got a good woman, too, 1064 01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:25,818 but you're too damn lazy. 1065 01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:28,603 See, all you want to do is lay up on your ass all day long. 1066 01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:30,431 And you ain't no fighter. 1067 01:04:30,475 --> 01:04:33,173 Hell, I'll knock your dick in the dirt right now, old as I am. 1068 01:04:34,131 --> 01:04:38,787 Yeah, you need to put your family first. Put your family first. 1069 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:42,922 And Dom... you ain't no player. 1070 01:04:42,966 --> 01:04:45,577 Now, Uncle Virgil... 1071 01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:48,885 now, Uncle Virgil was a player.You hear me? 1072 01:04:48,928 --> 01:04:51,888 I was slamming more Cadillac doors and pimping more ho's 1073 01:04:51,931 --> 01:04:54,325 while you were still swimming around in your daddy's nut sack. 1074 01:04:54,368 --> 01:04:57,415 You got a good woman, too, but now you mad 1075 01:04:57,458 --> 01:05:01,027 cos she done got herself anotherwoman. 1076 01:05:01,071 --> 01:05:04,117 Hell, it be Uncle Virgil back in the day... 1077 01:05:04,161 --> 01:05:06,946 I'd have both them chicks over my house right now, 1078 01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:09,514 cooking my breakfast, butt naked, 1079 01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:12,256 with the house shoes on. 1080 01:05:12,299 --> 01:05:14,432 Best thing I can suggest to you 1081 01:05:14,475 --> 01:05:18,131 is you get yourself back in your baby's life as soon as you can. 1082 01:05:19,350 --> 01:05:23,310 Don't be like me, Dom. You end up old... 1083 01:05:23,354 --> 01:05:26,705 lonely... 1084 01:05:26,748 --> 01:05:32,058 living with your goofy-ass nephew and his broke-ass friends. 1085 01:05:35,105 --> 01:05:37,237 Do I really look like Rerun? 1086 01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:40,937 [Lonnie]Brandy! 1087 01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:43,069 Brandy! 1088 01:05:56,822 --> 01:06:00,957 Brandy, can you find it in your heart to forgive me? 1089 01:06:01,870 --> 01:06:04,221 You know, the loving, the caring, 1090 01:06:04,264 --> 01:06:09,008 the compassionate, the dashing, the debonair, 1091 01:06:09,052 --> 01:06:12,142 the real Lonnie. 1092 01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:15,972 He's back... and he'd like another chance. 1093 01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:21,673 - How about dinner tonight? - I'm all ears. 1094 01:06:21,716 --> 01:06:24,589 You want some pig feet? 1095 01:06:24,632 --> 01:06:27,331 - Ooh, is she a cutie-pie! - Like her mama. 1096 01:06:27,374 --> 01:06:29,376 Yes, indeedy, feed the needy. 1097 01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:31,683 Want some ribs? Some chitlings? 1098 01:06:33,772 --> 01:06:35,817 So we were high-school sweethearts. 1099 01:06:35,861 --> 01:06:39,386 I thought he was Prince Charming,but he turned out to be a toad. 1100 01:06:39,430 --> 01:06:42,346 Your ex and my baby's mama need to get together, 1101 01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:46,045 cos she's a rat. A 'hood rat. 1102 01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:50,049 You know, I've always hadthis idealistic view of family. 1103 01:06:50,093 --> 01:06:53,052 - A house in the burbs... - Oh, with the white picket fence? 1104 01:06:53,096 --> 01:06:57,187 - And a cute puppy, like... - [both]A chocolate Lab. 1105 01:07:02,279 --> 01:07:06,065 Oh, let me clean those for you. 1106 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,416 Hey, are these new glasses? 1107 01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:14,073 Yeah, the other ones were kind of large and square. 1108 01:07:14,117 --> 01:07:17,120 What you waiting on, dawg? An engraved invitation? 1109 01:07:17,163 --> 01:07:20,340 - Huh? - Kiss her, fool! 1110 01:07:20,384 --> 01:07:24,083 Go, Lonnie, go! Go, Lonnie. Yeah! 1111 01:07:24,127 --> 01:07:28,305 I know Ho-londa's my mama,but Brandy's all that and a bagof tits. 1112 01:07:29,262 --> 01:07:33,440 He's right, boy.I mean, check out those tig ol'bitties. 1113 01:07:33,484 --> 01:07:39,098 I been suckling those chocolatemilk sacks for months, and it is nice! 1114 01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:42,232 Lonnie... 1115 01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:44,843 Are you feeling OK? 1116 01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:48,368 No, I think I had a little too much wine. 1117 01:07:48,412 --> 01:07:50,414 I guess it is getting a bit late. 1118 01:07:50,457 --> 01:07:54,200 Yeah. Maybe I should be going. 1119 01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:04,558 That's my daddy. 1120 01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:09,346 [knocking] 1121 01:08:16,004 --> 01:08:18,442 What the hell is that? Open up your door, fool! 1122 01:08:25,449 --> 01:08:27,581 What the hell isthis, man? 1123 01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:29,931 Breakfast, fool. 1124 01:08:29,975 --> 01:08:32,456 No, man, I'm talking about what the hell you do to the room. 1125 01:08:32,499 --> 01:08:36,808 Oh, my grandmother told me to make myself at home, man, so... 1126 01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:42,466 Want a grilled cheese sandwich,man? 1127 01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:45,338 - No, I'm cool. - All right, then. 1128 01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:49,734 You still mad at me, man? 1129 01:08:51,518 --> 01:08:54,521 Look, Robin Hood... 1130 01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:57,524 Because of what you did, XiXi ain't speaking to me. 1131 01:08:57,568 --> 01:09:00,048 I haven't even seen my baby, man. 1132 01:09:00,092 --> 01:09:02,486 That little stunt you pulled really messed my life up. 1133 01:09:02,529 --> 01:09:04,357 What's up with you, man? 1134 01:09:04,401 --> 01:09:07,273 You still the same guy that got"Thug Life" tatted on his arm, or what? 1135 01:09:07,317 --> 01:09:09,188 Yeah, that's me. 1136 01:09:09,232 --> 01:09:13,410 But I got my son's name tatted on my other arm now. 1137 01:09:13,453 --> 01:09:17,762 We gonna always be boys, man. We family. 1138 01:09:17,805 --> 01:09:22,984 It's just that I got a family ofmy own now, so that's my priority. 1139 01:09:24,595 --> 01:09:27,598 I feel you, dawg. I'm proud of you, man. 1140 01:09:29,034 --> 01:09:31,210 Thanks, baby. 1141 01:09:31,254 --> 01:09:34,126 Now, you sure you don't want oneof these grilled cheese, you know? 1142 01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:37,956 - Yeah, go on. Hook me up one, man.- All right, then. It's organic. 1143 01:09:38,739 --> 01:09:39,697 [tyres screech] 1144 01:09:48,488 --> 01:09:53,450 What the hell you doing bustingin here like you pay the bills? 1145 01:09:53,493 --> 01:09:55,191 I mean, like you the police. 1146 01:09:55,234 --> 01:09:57,932 Sit your Count Crackula-lookingass down. 1147 01:09:57,976 --> 01:10:01,980 And you shut the hell up. Show me some respect around here, 1148 01:10:02,023 --> 01:10:04,504 cos Lord knows, I earned it. 1149 01:10:04,548 --> 01:10:09,553 The days of you two bitches using my baby boy for a payday are over. 1150 01:10:09,596 --> 01:10:13,731 He's coming with me. And maybe, just maybe, 1151 01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:16,560 if you get your shit together... 1152 01:10:16,603 --> 01:10:19,519 - I might let you see him. - But Princess Ro-Ro... 1153 01:10:19,563 --> 01:10:23,697 But Ro-Ho, my ass, biatch! 1154 01:10:23,741 --> 01:10:27,788 You don't like the way I row, take me to court. 1155 01:10:29,877 --> 01:10:34,404 Come on, Carver. Let's go home. 1156 01:10:34,447 --> 01:10:37,102 I'm sorry you had to hear that,man. 1157 01:10:37,842 --> 01:10:40,105 - Oh... - Oh, don't worry. 1158 01:10:41,149 --> 01:10:45,589 You'll still get your little $300 a week. 1159 01:10:45,632 --> 01:10:47,504 Ain't that what you had him for? 1160 01:10:51,421 --> 01:10:53,684 Let's get outta here. 1161 01:10:56,817 --> 01:11:00,691 - Swoll! - Mama, no. 1162 01:11:00,734 --> 01:11:03,868 ..and I'm proud to saythat many of Philadelphia's topartists 1163 01:11:03,911 --> 01:11:06,566 have recorded right here in thisstudio. 1164 01:11:06,610 --> 01:11:08,960 - We have an award-winning engineer... - Nia. 1165 01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:11,223 Dominic, what are you doing here? 1166 01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:13,747 I just want to tell you you're right. 1167 01:11:13,791 --> 01:11:16,881 Being a parent means being there every day. 1168 01:11:16,924 --> 01:11:20,972 Look, I know you don't need me,Nia, but I need Jasmine. 1169 01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:23,583 Things haven't exactly been going my way lately. 1170 01:11:23,627 --> 01:11:26,630 First, the Brotha Stylz fire me,then I find out you're a lesbian... 1171 01:11:26,673 --> 01:11:29,894 - Wait a minute. You got fired?- You're a lesbian? 1172 01:11:37,380 --> 01:11:39,686 - Thank you. - Thanks. 1173 01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:53,526 The other day, I went to visit you, right? I saw you and Venus with Jasmine. 1174 01:11:53,570 --> 01:11:57,269 You guys looked just like a family, and it became clear what's important. 1175 01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:59,402 I need to be part of my daughter's life. 1176 01:11:59,445 --> 01:12:03,188 I want to pack her lunch on the first day of kindergarten. 1177 01:12:03,231 --> 01:12:08,193 I want to put Bactine on her skinned knee when she falls off her bike. 1178 01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:10,282 I want to keep her away from players like me. 1179 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:15,156 I know it sounds stupid, but...there's more to life than chasing girls. 1180 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:17,115 That's raising one. 1181 01:12:17,158 --> 01:12:19,465 [applause] 1182 01:12:21,902 --> 01:12:23,861 Come here. 1183 01:12:26,254 --> 01:12:29,170 - Let Daddy strap you in. - Swoll, leave him alone! 1184 01:12:29,214 --> 01:12:32,826 You can't just bust up in here,take Ro's baby and break out, Donnie. 1185 01:12:35,525 --> 01:12:39,572 What you wanna do, little man, huh? What you wanna...? 1186 01:12:41,008 --> 01:12:43,097 It's Lonnie! 1187 01:12:43,141 --> 01:12:45,578 Lonnie, partner. 1188 01:12:45,622 --> 01:12:47,493 Get lost! 1189 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:52,716 Can I row with you? 1190 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:58,156 Not this time, little Tupac. 1191 01:13:10,168 --> 01:13:13,954 Superboy done became Superman. 1192 01:13:16,827 --> 01:13:22,354 Ro, girl, you should've never let that man slip through your fingertips. 1193 01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:29,361 Baby, I'm sorry. 1194 01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:31,232 I'm sorry it took me so long tofigure out 1195 01:13:31,276 --> 01:13:36,542 that I wanted to spend the restof my life with you and Bruce Leroy. 1196 01:13:36,586 --> 01:13:40,677 I don't want Bruce Leroy growingup not knowing who his father was like I did. 1197 01:13:41,504 --> 01:13:44,376 I want him to be proud to call me Dad. 1198 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:47,074 And I want you to be proud 1199 01:13:47,118 --> 01:13:50,556 to call me your husband. 1200 01:13:58,956 --> 01:14:00,174 XiXi, 1201 01:14:00,218 --> 01:14:03,003 [speaks Chinese] 1202 01:14:06,964 --> 01:14:11,055 G, you had me at "Hello". 1203 01:14:18,105 --> 01:14:20,456 [ "On My Block"] 1204 01:14:33,686 --> 01:14:36,559 [G] My man Lonnie finally found happiness. 1205 01:14:36,602 --> 01:14:40,388 By the power vested in me by the state of Pennsylvania, 1206 01:14:40,432 --> 01:14:44,088 I now pronounce you husband andwife. 1207 01:14:44,131 --> 01:14:46,394 You may now kiss the bride. 1208 01:14:49,441 --> 01:14:52,531 [G]Look, look at that! He done spit on her chin. Whoa, whoa. 1209 01:14:52,575 --> 01:14:55,229 [Dom]Save something for the hotel room. 1210 01:14:55,273 --> 01:14:57,144 Your kids are gonna watch this. 1211 01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:59,233 Honeymoon time. Honeymoon time. 1212 01:14:59,277 --> 01:15:04,151 - Lon, the Carver 5000 is the bomb, man! - Thank you, Uncle Virgil. 1213 01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:07,894 [G] And Brandy inspired him to achieve his dream 1214 01:15:07,938 --> 01:15:10,070 of becoming the most successful black inventor 1215 01:15:10,114 --> 01:15:13,160 since the sister who invented the hot comb. 1216 01:15:13,204 --> 01:15:17,295 Toys R Us just ordered 1,000 units of the Carver 5000. 1217 01:15:17,338 --> 01:15:18,688 What ever happened to the Stylz Brothas? 1218 01:15:18,731 --> 01:15:20,516 Yeah, yeah, the white boys. 1219 01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:22,561 They kind of had a problem at the Apollo. 1220 01:15:25,042 --> 01:15:27,566 [both]What's up, my niggas? 1221 01:15:27,610 --> 01:15:29,612 [crowd goes silent] 1222 01:15:30,656 --> 01:15:33,746 - Bad management. - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1223 01:15:33,790 --> 01:15:37,358 [G] Dom stopped being a player and started being a father. 1224 01:15:37,402 --> 01:15:39,839 Inspired by his baby girl Jas, 1225 01:15:39,883 --> 01:15:44,583 he decided to spin his music career in a different direction. 1226 01:15:44,627 --> 01:15:48,805 He created Hip-Hop Scotch Records, and the first act he signed 1227 01:15:48,848 --> 01:15:52,069 was little Tupac, aka Mini T. 1228 01:15:52,112 --> 01:15:55,289 It's Mini T, the biggest preschool mack around... 1229 01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:59,163 Happy birthday to you 1230 01:16:00,338 --> 01:16:07,432 Happy birthday, dear Carver, Jasmine, Bruce Leroy... 1231 01:16:07,475 --> 01:16:13,090 Happy birthday to you! 1232 01:16:16,354 --> 01:16:18,878 [G] No Good finally found his niche. 1233 01:16:18,922 --> 01:16:22,665 And it's organic. No pesticides or nothing. 1234 01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:25,232 [applause] 1235 01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:29,193 [G] He got himself his own cooking show and became known as the OG - 1236 01:16:31,761 --> 01:16:35,155 The Organic Gangsta. 1237 01:16:35,199 --> 01:16:40,378 A smidgen of cayenne pepper... then boom! Pow! Ta-dow! 1238 01:16:40,421 --> 01:16:43,729 The flavour is major in this piece. 1239 01:16:43,773 --> 01:16:46,471 [cheering/applause] 1240 01:16:46,514 --> 01:16:50,214 Now, meat tenderising. First... 1241 01:16:51,911 --> 01:16:54,392 you get your meat. 1242 01:16:54,435 --> 01:16:58,439 Then... you get your tenderiser. 1243 01:16:58,483 --> 01:17:00,137 [man]Gonna beat that meat! 1244 01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:03,706 Fist, meet meat. Meat, meet fist. 1245 01:17:03,749 --> 01:17:06,273 And you start tenderising. 1246 01:17:06,317 --> 01:17:09,320 Where my money at, huh? You beenowing me $5 for, like, two weeksnow! 1247 01:17:09,363 --> 01:17:12,018 [ "On My Block"] 1248 01:17:14,891 --> 01:17:16,501 So... 1249 01:17:16,544 --> 01:17:20,374 Mrs XiXi Ling Yoon Duck Quon Poon Washington? 1250 01:17:20,418 --> 01:17:22,942 Yes? 1251 01:17:22,986 --> 01:17:26,337 You'll be happy to know that I'm hanging up my gloves, boo. 1252 01:17:26,380 --> 01:17:29,470 Really? You are giving up boxing? 1253 01:17:29,514 --> 01:17:31,777 Well, not completely. 1254 01:17:33,474 --> 01:17:35,389 Me and my father-in-law, Cha Ching, 1255 01:17:35,433 --> 01:17:39,698 opened us up our very own boxing gym/karate studio. 1256 01:17:39,742 --> 01:17:43,746 We call it the "Mofo Dojo". 1257 01:17:46,357 --> 01:17:49,534 Hit me hard! Hit me hard! Hit me! Good. Get back. 1258 01:17:49,577 --> 01:17:52,058 Come on, let's go. Come on! Come on! 1259 01:17:52,102 --> 01:17:53,973 Harder! No, you hit like a girl! 1260 01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:56,193 Other hand! 1261 01:17:56,236 --> 01:17:58,195 Get back over there! Come on! 1262 01:17:58,238 --> 01:17:59,936 Come on! 1263 01:17:59,979 --> 01:18:00,719 Oh! [farts] 1264 01:18:00,763 --> 01:18:02,416 [kids laugh] 1265 01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:04,027 Ohh! 1266 01:18:05,028 --> 01:18:07,204 Class dismissed. 1267 01:18:07,247 --> 01:18:11,643 - To great friends. - No, to great... 1268 01:18:14,646 --> 01:18:18,345 [all]babies' daddies! Mm! 1269 01:18:18,389 --> 01:18:21,479 [G] Who'd have thought, three little babies 1270 01:18:21,522 --> 01:18:25,396 turning us into three grown men 1271 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,749 [ "Baby Mama Drama" by Mini T] 1272 01:18:30,793 --> 01:18:32,403 What's up, Allen? 1273 01:18:32,446 --> 01:18:33,883 It's Little Tupac 1274 01:18:33,926 --> 01:18:36,189 What's up, Allen Iverson? What's up, Philly? 1275 01:18:36,233 --> 01:18:39,540 Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah 1276 01:18:39,584 --> 01:18:40,890 It's Mini T 1277 01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:43,631 The biggest preschool mack around 1278 01:18:43,675 --> 01:18:46,199 Always treatin' Philly like my playground 1279 01:18:46,243 --> 01:18:48,767 Now, back in the day, before the fortune and fame 1280 01:18:48,811 --> 01:18:51,204 I knew three babies' daddies who had no game 1281 01:18:51,248 --> 01:18:54,120 It was Lonnie, Dom, and my man Big G 1282 01:18:54,164 --> 01:18:57,384 All of them together ain't no player like me 1283 01:18:57,428 --> 01:18:59,865 Lonnie had a baby mama he tried to treat nice 1284 01:18:59,909 --> 01:19:02,607 But you can't turn Ro into a housewife 1285 01:19:02,650 --> 01:19:05,784 Lonnie was a square, big glasses, nappy hair 1286 01:19:05,828 --> 01:19:08,569 Who chumped the champ after thug boot camp 1287 01:19:08,613 --> 01:19:11,703 And then there's G, who thinks he's a fighter 1288 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:14,445 If he laid off the hot wings, he'd be a little lighter 1289 01:19:14,488 --> 01:19:17,622 My homeboy Dom, so busy gettin' on 1290 01:19:17,665 --> 01:19:20,364 Couldn't see his daughter bein' raised by two moms 1291 01:19:20,407 --> 01:19:22,801 Dom's got my back, my income's higher 1292 01:19:22,845 --> 01:19:24,803 But if I don't see my royalties 1293 01:19:24,847 --> 01:19:25,935 He's gettin' fired 1294 01:19:25,978 --> 01:19:28,807 Mini T's gonna whip it up 1295 01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:31,810 Bringin' y'all that funky stuff 1296 01:19:31,854 --> 01:19:34,291 All these daddies messing up 1297 01:19:34,334 --> 01:19:37,816 Baby daddy drama, baby mama drama 1298 01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:40,166 Mini T's gonna whip it up 1299 01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:42,908 Bringin' y'all that funky stuff 1300 01:19:42,952 --> 01:19:45,824 All these daddies messing up 1301 01:19:45,868 --> 01:19:48,653 Baby daddy drama, baby mama drama 1302 01:19:48,696 --> 01:19:52,831 [ "Watch That Girl" by Bad Lucc, Heat & Kobe] 1303 01:23:01,019 --> 01:23:05,110 [ "U Ain't Thuggin" by Beelow/Juvenile]